Seeking Derangements - SD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda Hammel

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our Patreon too.

Thank you. Hello Hello everyone and welcome back to Seeking Derangements. It's Ben, I'm here with Hessa, and we have a very special guest here with us today. It's Theta Hamill. Hello, Theta. Hello, Ben. Hello, Hessa. It's so exciting to be here. You know whenever you get a text from us asking you to come on, we are going to be talking about this topic. You know whenever you get a text from us asking you to come on, we are going to be talking about a particularly heinous freak. Today, it's not Bevy.

Unfortunately, we would always love to talk about Bevy, but we are building up this universe of freaks a little bit more. We're talking about Brian Johnson. We've mentioned him a couple times on the podcast before, but... We read an article about him once, but there's been a lot of updates from what I hear. It's a new era. He is...

How would you describe Brian Johnson? He is a tech billionaire who's been making a lot of recent headlines for using his young son as a blood boy, doing blood transfusions. Yeah. He's known as the most measured man on earth. He's spending $2 million a year to try to make not only,

not himself, he wouldn't describe it this way, but he's trying to reverse age all of his individual organs to be 18 yes he wouldn't say he would say i'm trying to become 18 again because he doesn't know conceive of the body in this way he would say i'm trying to get all of my distinct biomarkers to read as uh 18 year old yes that's who he is all of his organs. Which he always pits against his mind. Yes. He's always talking about his mind versus organs. Yes, he has one of the most,

one of the strangest understandings of the human body I've ever encountered. Because it's not like mind and body. It is very mind versus body. Yes. mind and body it is very mind versus body but yes the organs themselves are almost treated the way the mind would be and that they have distinct desires for specific nutrients or yes you know like a life path in front of them they have goals they have goals and he's he's doing this project that i think it's year two um congratulations brian i think he just passed congrats brian on the blue blueprint project blueprint where basically what this is he is trying to he's trying to replace his brain with an algorithm, essentially.

And not brain in the sense of like chat GPT AI, but replace his brain insofar that the algorithm is going to do the basic functioning of his body, to regulate his organs and so forth. So just on the most

base level, he is trying to have AI run his body. Would you say that's a good description of him? Yes, he wants it to be something outside of himself and his appetites. He wants that to determine how he lives moment by moment, what he consumes. It has to be outside of himself

because he doesn't trust himself he feels that his his own appetites are the most pernicious and destructive evil that could ever be and and emblematic of the whole apocalyptic trend of the world yeah like and it's it's incredible because like as we discussed the last time he we talked about him his like the most evil things that he does is like eat seven gram crackers at 5 p.m yeah and that to him is like he's like i will kill myself if i have to go back to that life yeah and it's it's also that human impulse to just slightly indulge in a treat is what is leading. It was heading of humanity is heading on a collision course of nuclear apocalypse, nuclear

holocaust because of this, this treat impulse that every human being has. It must suppress. Yeah, a wish for treats. A wish for a tasty snack at night. Yeah, and I've been so enthralled with Brian Johnson because I see him as singularly different than all of the other kind of rogue billionaires who are trying to structure our reality right now.

kind of rogue billionaires who are trying to structure our reality right now like yes does not have any kind of like his broad vision for society and for how power lays is not based around sweeping political change or around consolidating certain media outlets or even something as ambitious as like moving humanity to mars it is simply about him becoming a little girl. Everything beyond him becoming a tiny little girl. Yes. What is going to fix society? Yes. It does in some way feel really reversed engineered, you know,

because he knows he's got some grand ambition but i don't think he even well he thinks that like savvily i don't think because it's like because he's like a silicon valley vc tech guy yeah he has to be like actually this thing i'm doing is called blueprint and it's gonna change the way that we all function in our lives yeah that's like baseline that's the requirement for all silicon valley things yeah but he's like basically what blueprint is is you hire like a staff of 200 doctors to do everything for you and then right now i'm kind of testing Blueprint by doing it myself. And I'm going to let everyone know how it goes. And like, it's like he's just doing it for himself.

There's just this like very thin veneer because everything has to be like a weird tech thing with these people. No, but it is the most utterly like inward looking billionaire, like ambitionism. like inward looking billionaire like ambitionism like there is nothing there besides my literal physical form and down to like what does my liver feel like today it's really really really like the most inward expansive like view of the world i've ever seen well this is yeah this is what i think is very interesting about will my son's blood make me younger the video where because really prior to this point he's been because i would add that in addition to the hundreds of doctors that he's brought into his life and you know put on put on payroll he now has a film crew following him and his son talmudge around around around the house and the and and so far

it's made sense because it makes sense it's like this man is so insular he never leaves his house and then this is this weird encounter where he goes to some, it looks like a strip mall blood infusion. Yes. Like Dallas. Somewhere in Dallas. And the, in his,

his, his encounter with the outside world is so bizarre. It's so weird because he, I don't think it plays really a huge role in his. No. In his life. No, no, no, no. He seems to have no social life at all.

I mean, of course, his entire day is completely and totally dedicated to his various routines, his working out, his very, very, very regimented diet. We should get into some because his morning to nighttime routine is insane. It is like an influencer being like, this is my 1,000 step morning routine which bleeds seamlessly into

my 1,000 step nighttime routine when the day is over. His entire day is just the routine. We're going gonna be referencing his um amazing youtube videos which he seems to be investing some serious money into now and is just starting to roll some big ones out i'm very excited to see where this goes yeah so far y'all it has been absolutely nuts to see this person's life.

Because it doesn't seem like he's got a big production team with him. No, they seem like his son's high school friends. The cameras are waving all over the place. I know. You can see one of them in the background. You can see one of them in the background because he can see one of them in the background because he has in his bathroom... A hall of mirrors in his bathroom.

It's like a fun house. There's so many mirrors. When he's standing in his bathroom, you see 17 Bryans. You see every conceivable angle of this horrifying man. In certain shots, you see the camera like

come into view and there's a teenager behind it so suffice to say we are getting like one of the most like ben i'm sorry but yeah it's a little transphobic for you to call him horrifying beautiful woman i'm gonna give you a clean beautiful beautiful beautiful you could insert that all right beautiful woman can put that in um but no it is this is one of the like most unmediated peaks you get into a billionaire's life because yes no one is there to help him at all. No production. Yeah. It's very interesting. It's crazy.

And he has no guile. He's such an imbecile that he doesn't know how to play to the camera. Yeah. He's a void. This isn't a company. There's no board of directors. There's no capital interest in this. is just his silly little weird um project so yeah it's very interesting please watch his youtube video but we've got let's start with his

morning routine he wakes up at he wakes up at 5 30 a.m every morning at the same time the first thing he does he gets out of bed and he weighs himself um the scale is in the room i believe which is instead of like anorexic trait yeah pivots literally like um in cartoons and stuff when a character wakes up and immediately puts on slippers and walks down the stairs he just immediately pivots off the bed and beats straight on a scale just to see It looks like it's actually the only thing in the room. Yes, it is!

He sleeps on a scale. Yes. His room is a complete utter void and it's designed that way to help him sleep well. It's so that the rods and cones in his eyes, the ratio of rods to cones can be affected by the amount of things that you're seeing in your periphery and in your in your vision it's just

facts folks yeah he weighs himself and he um says out loud i'm at uh 163.9 pounds i'm down 0.7 pounds. I'm 147 pounds of muscle, seven pounds of bone, which that seems like not a lot, but shouting out the bone there. I've never heard that before. No, but it like reminds me like when I, I was like a Husky kid, you know,

I remember like going to the doctors and like leaving my shoes on. So I could be like the shoes add 10 pounds y'all yes yes yes he's like just so everyone knows seven of those pounds are my bones that is my skeleton weighing my fat ass down right now continues i've got a 22.2 bmi six percent body fat and then another another one uh 60.7 percent water weight so i don't even like i don't fucking know for someone who is like for someone who is so seemingly focused on like appearing and feeling and being young he does one of the most hallmark senior citizen traits, which is constantly

talking about your ailments and how you feel and your body. It's just like, my warts. It's just like, shut up! Imagine being at a party with him and just like sitting. He's like, guess what my liver fat percentage is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your liver fat percentage is yeah yeah yeah yeah what's your liver fat percentage what's everyone's plaque index it includes i think also just like bowel movement gets very he's like he mentions casually within the same tone of voice that he delivers every bit of information he'll just talk straight to the teenager holding the camera yes about his bowel movements yeah and it'll just hospice do yeah yeah no his plan is today his plan is to be functionally in hospice for the rest of his 120 year life literally literally long-term luxury hospice. He then goes, he goes into his kitchen and he makes his first, I guess you could call it meal of the day.

He makes a concoction. And in this, it's so awful. It's so awful. eight drops of manganese 125 milligrams of liquid iodine 20 grams of peptides two teaspoons of spermidine you know yes spermidine is the one that i really want to zero in on it's calm yeah i wonder who's because he does say he literally says that's the only non-vegan thing that I eat. Yeah. Is spermidine. And how, where else would spermidine come from? Yeah. Well, it's kind of like a vegan quandary.

It's like, is honey vegan? Yeah, is spermidine vegan? Is cum vegan? Is my son's cum vegan? Powdered and capsuled. Does he put the... Yeah. He finishes the concoction

with 500 milligrams of cacao flavanols and then a teaspoon of cinnamon. Thank you for putting one normal thing in there, Brian. A teaspoon? A teaspoon is a lot of cinnamon, though.

When he does, when he is doing this on screen, there's a very handy little text flash, so you can make it at home if you choose, folks. He's made all this blueprint available to all of us to incorporate into our

own daily routines. It's so generous. Yeah. Anyone could put a spoonful of thallium 119 into their, into their smoothie. The other thing is he's, yeah. Oh,

he just is not, he's not even preparing these. He has them in these like military tins. Like doesn't he, that, that look, that they're, they come delivered sort sort of and he opens them up and and then just enjoys like the this beautiful ritual in the morning he must have uh like a home chef or something in a separate kitchen well what he does i think

there's another video that's unlisted where he addresses this. What he does is he puts 32 human teeth under his pillow, and then he wakes up and there's a new tin of a new powder under there. And I think that's what he does. He takes all Talmadge's teeth out. Yeah. He then goes to like, oh, he says says People always say this must be disgusting But I have to say it's delicious And then he does a shot

And then he does a shot of olive oil Which a shot of olive oil That's something my grandpa did every morning For his whole life He then drinks This concoction In between taking Fistfuls of pills,

just alternating, just like seven pills, drinking this fucked up thing, and that's like a three-minute shot. It's really fucked up. Also, I do remember this from the last time we talked about him. He made the reporter try all this shit, and he was like, isn't it good? And the reporter was like,

no, it is not good. This tastes like shit. Yeah. I think the reporter said that he felt, he started to feel bad a couple hours after that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember this also from that, you guys, your guys' episodes that like his body, Brian Johnson body took like a full year or something to settle into this brutal diet like just wrecked him for a year yes if you're if your diet makes you feel horrible for one year yeah then it is bad for you yeah i don't think it's safe to say yeah i want to flag also the fact that bloop the fact that blueprint is two years old means literally that it was

devised during quarantine like during the most insane period of just isolation and closure just when jk rowling was going, everybody was losing their mind. Brian Johnson had the time on his hands to have diarrhea for a year and become 18 organ by organ. It was totally deranged. He goes to the gym after this and he gets workouts beamed to him from someone called Jefferson, who goes unnamed.

It's literally like Charlie's Angels, like, Jefferson, beam me the routines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, whenever other people are mentioned in this, it's not explained who they are, why they're in his life. They're never, of course, even depicted. They're just kind of like, they're just there the way like a piece of furniture would be there or something. They're there in like an act of service to his grand mission here. But it's like, Jefferson sent me my workout.

He's so good at this. Turns out Jefferson is his other son. Are you serious? Yes. Wow. I was like, I need to know the family structure here because Talmadge is so involved. Yeah, Talmadge is lost. Where are the other two?

Talmadge is lost to us. Jefferson, I think, only participates in Blueprint from afar by beaming in these workouts. Yeah. Jefferson is literally locked in a concrete box in the wall of the building and has to type out a workout every day to get his food ration. Well,

to get his sludge pumped in. Yeah. What it is, is that, um, the Brian Johnson is a Mormon. He was raised. Yes. Mormon, ration well to get his sludge pumped in yeah what it is is that um the brian johnson is uh mormon he was raised yes mormon born and raised mormon and his family um before he left his wife's wife some eight years ago was mormon he left um mormonism but funny enough he never says mormonism he says i left the religion i was born into yes and then

they jefferson is still i assume on the compound sneaking these little like like wartime lovers sneaking notes like a piece of chocolate or something fitness workouts to his father to have contact with his father. Look, I'm drinking this right now to get in the mindset. It's like a green juice that I got. That sucks shit.

That is not scientifically proven. Bullshit. If your body is not convulsing because you haven't had a year to adjust to that you're fucking yeah amateur hour he fucking know he talks about so I went back and watched

his I watched two very very crazy old pre blueprint Brian pre pre Brian one was one was his commencement address delivered during covid to chicago university of chicago booth or whatever where he uh uh that's a whole nother story it's very scary very dystopian but then a few years before that, he delivers the craziest address at a thing called Web Summit. It's not TED Talk.

And there he does explicitly mention Mormonism. He mentions that his father also lapsed out of Mormonism because of drug addiction for the first 25 years of his life. He was out of touch with his father father who then he comes back together with in this video. But he says he, he came up with the, the dream of, of,

uh, being an entrepreneur and using his money for good when he was a Mormon missionary in Ecuador. So there's a whole, he, he has a, an evangelizing, I think.

Yeah. World saving instinct that actually comes straight out of Mormonism. And then when he leaves because he's trans or because he hates, you know, whatever, he just redirects it into blueprint. No, it's funny because he's like, there is one point in this where he's like, it's so weird. I'm at this point in my life where i have i have a film crew filming me talking about my dental routine why am i doing that it's strange i'm like he's so close finally asking some real questions you're so close he's so close to me just the talking cure why am i doing this anyways

yeah anyway that's right out of it anyways time to swallow a camera inside of a baby carrot Just the talking cure. Why am I doing this? Anyways. That's right out of it. Anyways, time to swallow a camera inside of a baby carrot. Before it's too late. This is because he asks himself a real question, and then he is so trained to not answer any question he has outside of his blueprint mind at this point. And when he works out this is the first time i realized how kind of stark his um bind his mind body conception is because he says

after working on he's like my conscious mind is never consulted about what it wants to eat my body so these measurements ask my liver and my heart and my dna mentholation what they need to thrive as biological processes and they say i'm happy in these ways i'm sad in these ways and then we try to make the food happy we try to make the organs happy with the food that they get and it's just like this is all because he sees this ever-present risk in his life where if he allows himself to make any decision based off his desire however yeah like innocent it may be he is off the wagon gone yeah yes well i think part of it he's he's given up on ever being consciously happy in any way yes so he's kind of sublimated that into all of his like individual organs and being

like well i may not be consciously happy but if i it's kind of buddhist in a weird way like he's like yeah it's like buddhist capitalist combo like where he's like actually if i just optimize all of my organs like they're companies and they have to be functioning at maximum peak efficiency at all times yeah yeah what more could he what more could he contribute to that by feeling one way or another about it? Yeah. There's a really astounding sort of serenity on his face that I don't know if it's concealing a crazy animal panic

or if he is actually totally serene and tranquil. It's very hard because in that, there are even times where I like watch Brian or read about him. Yeah, I do it. Like, yeah. Yeah. It'd be nice to fill out a shirt like that, especially after living like a schlub your whole fucking life.

Suddenly you're like a superhero. I'm like, unfortunately, I do kind of brian a lot of the time is just like why oh i understand brian you know a scared 20 year old scared 20 year old boy definitely could relate to brian on certain levels you know painting painting his nails you know as kind of an exploration there's one video where he paints his nails. He paints his nails and he's like, this is nail polish. It's non-toxic and it's just for fun. Are you really?

I was wondering if either of you had an explanation for this. Because I was like, maybe it's a nail bed treatment. I can't imagine him doing something just for looks. Yeah, it's some, he's deficient in some kind of iron that makes your girls turn turquoise. He has these little text slides sometimes in his videos where it'll say something quippy or something funny or just purely informational.

There's one in which he mentions Talmadge, and then there's a text slide that comes up, and it says, Talmadge equals then there's a text line that comes up And it says Talmadge equals My 17 year old son I laughed at that but I was like No literally that's so vital Because if I heard you say Talmadge Before knowing who Talmadge was I would have been like

What the fuck is Talmadge Exactly absolutely It sounds like a rent boy. It sounds like the name. It sounds like Agador in Birdcage. It's like a weird fake name for a house boy. Or like what the world turned into after Pangea. Pangea then Talmadge.

One of the first continents. Yes, one of the first continents. The Talmadge continents. Yes, one of the first continents. The Telmijik era. Yes. It was ended 50 million years ago. Yes. But no, it's unlike any word I've ever heard. It truly is.

It must be a Mormon thing. Yes. Yeah. It's got to be those freaks. But Hazel, what you're talking about is there's a part of a video where he is showing his sleep data to the camera. And he's like, I've got perfect 100 sleep score. Yeah, I got a 100 on my sleep last night. Yeah.

And in the video, his fingernails come into frame very up close. And there's a text slide that says, yes, my nails are painted. It is 100% non-toxic and only for fun. Wow. Wow. Yes. Now he's just flaunting it. He's flaunting it. He's rubbing it in our face.

He's mocking us. He's literally mocking us. He knows that us three specifically Are watching And he's rubbing it in our faces He's like I bet you want to call me something I bet you want to say yes queen to me I can't stop picturing Like the guy

The guy in Memento Where he's like looking at his tattoos when it's Brian Johnson and one of the tattoos is Talmadge equals your 17 year old son. Don't kiss Talmadge. Don't kiss Talmadge.

He is your son. Don't kiss the twink. Don't kiss Talmadge. He is your son. Don't kiss the twink. Cranbosmer equals estranged daughter. Cranbosmer. We should talk. We gotta talk about the daughter. We have to talk about Cranbosmer. The daughter.

It's not Cranbosmer, is it? Did you just make that up? Some fucked up name like that having the only normal fucking name in the family so there's there's been um no from what i've seen um actual reference to the daughter existing in Brian's like little YouTube videos he puts out. There's Jefferson who I know is his son from a

secondary source. How did you find that out? You are incredible. You don't even reference Jefferson. You are incredible. And then there is, of course, the icon, the star Talmadgege but there is a daughter that yeah like i said it's gone completely unmentioned besides in one article where this is the motherboard article

that we read on the podcast months ago where the writer says that um his daughter has rejected to do the program and And I just. And therefore he has cut her out of his life. Yeah. Well, yes. I need to know how much he. I mean, he probably wants to just kill his daughter. Yeah.

Well, I wonder how it's like the. I wonder how he feels really toward his ex-wife as well. Yeah. No. Like, well, well, we. It's got to be so weird. like the daughter i wonder how he feels really toward his ex-wife as well yeah no like well well we it's got to be so weird for you to be the daughter or the wife or any of the existing mormon family and be like imagine trying to tell your mormon friends what happened to brian yes yes he's really he's obsessed with becoming a little girl now he's spending millions of dollars trying to become a little

baby girl and he took Talmadge from us Talmadge is giving him his blood to help him become a little girl now and imagine being a Mormon person hearing this story and you're like oh my god Satan is real.

There's no way something like that doesn't happen. And it just utterly reinforces all the paranoia you have about the secular world. I need to know what's going on with them. Also, the Mormonism, which is thought of as being so weird. It's like it only gets weirder. You only become more of a freak when you leave it you start acting out like this you have to feel like a freak quotient in your mind

yeah yeah should we get into his his night time skin care and oral hygiene routine really took me for a whirl this one was amazing it's when he's in the bathroom and

he's doing he's like brushing his teeth and everything um and this is his you sent me this video the video is called um what it's number one percentile sleeper something top one percentile sleeper, something like that. Top 1% only fans. Top 1% sleeping. Don't ask me, you're joking, but he uses this app called Whoop, like W-H-O-O-P. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

It tracks your sympathetic nervous system activity and tells you how well you slept with a bunch of other fucking biomarkers and data points because I now have to speak like that after watching so much of his content. My favorite thing is my biomarkers are in my calf, outer calf angle degree of rotation is that of a 23-year-old 23-year-old Latino boy.

It's so psychotic. It's so psychotic. Yes. It's so, you're always My pinky toe was in the 99th percentile of Latinas under six. It's like It's so

There's always this There is always He's always conjuring up these images of like, I'm sorry, but like virile young men and, and incorporating them into his like sense of himself. It's a, I,

I'm about it. My lungs are about those of a 20 year old young man, right? Running naked in the fucking house. He's such a bragger. He is a total braggart. And it's so funny because he just looks like a buff

45 year old man. Yeah, whose face has been burned off. It's like his skin is translucent. His skin is a paper thing. You can see all of his fucking organs through his skin.

Yeah, it must not be hard for his fucking doctors to take a flashlight. They don't even need to put him in an MRI. Just ask them how they're doing. That's the most shocking thing about seeing a video, the video of him before Blueprint was seeing. Because the first time I saw him now, I was like, okay, some people just have very physically thin skin. Yeah, yeah. Sure. And they just kind of look like that, you know?

Yeah. But then I saw, and he just looked normal. He just looked like a normal guy with normal skin. Normal thickness of skin. Not great. Not in the top 1%. Yeah, not in the top one percent yeah not in the top one percentile for just normal bullshit skin and a little bit of a pudgy midsection but like totally normal yeah yeah

no but he looks absolutely he looks absolutely he's so scary now and he does say like i have the skin of a 28 year old i'm like from where what like a 28 year old who's bit who was raised who was stolen from birth and had to be kept in a basement away from the sun yes yeah who died at 12 and then was mummified but he okay so he goes into his his nighttime and oral hygiene. And this is the video where he just got back from a laser clinic. And he talks about how... He's rippling with blisters. He's so red.

And the first thing he does, he addresses the camera. He's like, sorry if I look a little bit red right now. Sorry if I look really scary and really weird. But I just got back from the like laser, the fucking laser office or whatever he calls it. And he talks about how he's been going there for like a couple of years or something. And his technician is lasering off all of the outer layer of his skin. Seeing my face in the mirror in this light, it's really red.

The practitioner I work with, she's been doing this for 10 years, and she said she's never had someone who has a pain tolerance as high as me. And so now that she has some comfort with me, she just went all out. But it seems like he's just doing it too frequently or something, I don't know. It seems like he's just doing it too frequently or something i

don't know um it seems like you're not supposed to do that it seems like you probably shouldn't be lazing off the top layer of your skin maybe once or twice but you shouldn't have a standing active relationship with the woman who does it a standing appointment to get the top layer as soon as it grows back to get it immediately stripped away. He goes into the bathroom and he again apologizes for being really red. And then he's like, yeah, my laser technician told me that I have the highest pain tolerance of anyone she's ever met. And it's like...

Braggart. Braggart. And because these are the only people in his life the little like service minions he has to like make him young he he has to have them all as like the barometer for like what a normal person is and he's so deeply competitive with with all of them because then yeah he then goes on to talk about he says he does like he does like a water pick he flosses and then he flushes his mouth with tea tree oil and then he says um there's lots of connection uh lots of health connection between oil care

and the rest of the body the evidence for this is my dentist she's in her late 20s and my plaque index is way lower than hers. The evidence supporting this is my dentist is, I think, in her late 20s. And I recently saw her and my plaque index was lower than hers. It's also lower than Talmadge's. She tried very hard to get my gums to bleed and she couldn't do it. It's also lower than talmage's it's like the only people you know when you're like you are yeah shitting on constantly yeah yeah yes your beloved son i mean because this in this is this is the nighttime routine video

where they sit down together for an hour of blue light uh blocking because they put on their blue light blocking glasses and they talk about stuff and you can only imagine what they're talking about being like isn't it funny like Brian being like don't you think it's funny that you're 17 and I have better plaque than you isn't that funny

Talmadge Talmadge is like yeah yes baseball game what what's that another thing with his appearance that is just absolutely arresting and shocking is uh his hair yes looks like a bunch of matted straw that someone it's like he has the color of hair that white women had for a while

the Sharon Osbourne kind of purplish red I grew up with a bunch of old Bosnian women who would just chain smoke and Nissan Altimas and they would all have that kind of really weird hair color.

But right. I mean, it is. But it's, he claims that he is reversed gray hair, right? He claims like, I feel like you guys talked about this.

He's, he's obviously dying his hair because it's changed colors over the past year. So it's either the therapy is doing something. But it's also just a very bizarre sight because you look up close. It's more unfortunate proof of the inability of science to reverse hair loss. Right. Millions of dollars have not been able to conquer this arena, but he's also always, he's putting it in a,

like a weird French braid in the back, like a gymnast or something, like a little lady gymnast. It's a weird vision. He says, well, I, yeah, go ahead, Ben. He said that he's been, he said, we're playing with this gray hair removal stuff i've reduced my gray hair by 30 and it's like you are so explicit about every fucking hemp seed bullshit thing that goes into your like pudding protein pudding and when it comes to you talking about the hair anti-gray hair thing

you have going on you refer to it as stuff and no nothing like for someone with so with this stuff something is going on with his hair it's dye it's a plausible deniability for hair dye

with this stuff you know we found this great stuff that has managed to reverse the effects of gray. My team went to the CVS. My team! My team and I were working with this great stuff. My team, my DoorDash shopper.

I'm afraid to leave the compound. But yeah, his hair is bad. And then he goes... Okay, he talks about a testosterone patch he's wearing. He's such a fucking freak. Okay. And I, at this point, I was trying to take notes and be like, okay, I should try to figure out why he's doing all this.

Just so I can explain it to you two if you ask. But I wrote for this, he has a testosterone patch for some bullshit reason dude his calorie i can't even just frustrated completely frustrated it's just it's too much to keep up with it's he's a mile a minute nonsense he's a mile a minute fucking every fucking it's like the it would take him all day to describe every step of his bullshit well the testosterone brings up a different an interesting i mean it says here yeah this is something he tweeted um it's an interesting development we found, there's an interesting development recently. What?

Incredibly shocking. Yeah, he tweeted, new therapies, HGH for thymus rejuvenation and 17AE2 estradiol based upon male longevity evidence. What? 3TR MRI scan showed I have perfect liver fat, iron, and stiffness. My liver fat is 1.36%, top 10% of people.

Under 5% is the normal range for non-fatty liver. So you have any questions about any of those things? What are the best ways anyone's ever come out? The coolest way to come out? Just burying it in liver stats. In a bunch of bullshit. Extraordinary, super normal liver stats, better than average. And by the way, it's Brianna.

Evening Brian has come back. That is crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. And I was like, I mean, let's just let's address the elephant in the room here. Brian is trans. Brian is absolutely 100% trans. The most in denial trans person in history.

You can't. In the history of the world. It is so, it's like a straight line between two points. It's so clear, even in the old talks, the TED talks, the way that he is wearing his button-down shirt and his horrible black jeans is a dead giveaway. Men don't wear clothes like that. It's like, it's so straightforward. But this is also, you can't, I've heard things like this from people who are obviously eggs.

They're driving you crazy. They're always blabbing about how they can't do it. They can't do it because they're worried about the health side effects because they also are hypochondriacs and weird optimization freaks. Yeah, yeah. So it's not just the hang-ups about being a CEO that suddenly turns into a trans freak. Or morbid. Yeah, it's like might it might impair what if i take too much estrogen and it impairs my

joint health do you think he has any kind of because he's like okay he's like kind of like cognitive like architecture seems to be so singularly built around never indulging in any desire that he has yeah even when that desire is the most surface as like brian want cookie yeah eating one gram pepper that's the scariest thing to him and i feel like this whole thing is so that you can deny that he's trans he's like actually my brain's wrong about anything have any deny that he's trans. He's like, actually my brain's wrong about anything. Do you have any clue that he's trans? Like, yes,

I think, I think absolutely. I think like on some level, I mean, look, if he doesn't have a clue, then his penis and brain do, which are two separate entities.

And you know, he loves to listen to organs. Yeah. His, his, his nipples might have some knowledge of this. His, you know,

his fingernails that he paints. Yeah. Those, those ones. No, those ones. I don't understand. I don't understand how you could,

cause it, it, I don't understand how you could, he could be, well, maybe it's like, it's like when you have like a army hammer type person like posting video like knowing that you're have a weird sexual pathology and then posting a

video of the sun sucking his foot being like world catch me but i just because if you were sitting on the secret of your transness and like it was like a volcano waiting to erupt inside of you and then you just playfully coquettishly are flaunting your nail polish i i actually that doesn't check out for me i i feel like he's i feel like he still has a swirling uh dysphoria that actually i don't i don't think i i really don't think it's there i i don't i don't think that i don't think the temptation to transition is actively haunting him once you can add billions of dollars literally yeah to your to these like cognitive like blockades you have like you're able to like over and over

correct in a way that i think yes really blinds you from any kind of like deeply swirling awareness of that awareness of yourself and like he basically says this as much where he is like i am devising blueprint to never give myself a moment of thought like my life is going to be completely regimented around this routine and this routine exists to blockade all thoughts and he spends two million dollars a year on not figuring out that he's trans yes yeah i think it's like you have to keep hurling money at it because if you if you don't it might fully articulate itself in your mind and then you'll just die. But how beautiful would it be if this project ends up with him becoming trans? Yeah, he's like actually the only way to optimize health.

For me. Without his mind. Organ by organ, he would walk the path backwards into full womanhood he's doing estradiol like he's yeah he's painting his nails doing estradiol like literally like the subconscious is still gonna ripple out in so many ways obvious to yeah he's accidentally you know there's little moments where it peaks out where they line up, the synchronicity of like... Because I'm sure his doctors don't know what we know, because we do have some inside hidden arcane knowledge of the trans mind. Knowledge of the trans mind.

Yeah, that these doctors probably don't possess. So I'm sure they don't know. don't possess. So I'm sure they don't know. So it would be funny if they were like, yeah, we're gonna... Do they keep upping his estradiol until... You know, because he claims that it's for, like, health

purposes, but I've never heard of a man taking it. Yeah. He said in this tweet, he said, quote-unquote, non-feminizing estradiol and I was like what the

fuck because I'm like I know I'm like what the fuck what does that mean but I was like how does that even exist like all these I thought it was like the one thing and I googled the phrase and there's not much that comes up so it's just no this makes me think his doctors do

know and they keep going no no brian it's like his doctors are like the fag hags like the dress the gay boy up at their birthday he's like no no brian don't worry it's not unfeminizing how are you feeling he's like giddy he's like skipping around he's like i feel better than ever my organs are feeling so you know what i think my diet is finally starting to work it's been a year and i'm starting to feel good good good brian good now take that now we're gonna phase out that testosterone patch okay there's one other his most recent video, I really have to recommend. It's a must-watch.

We've mentioned it. We've talked about it some. But it's called Will My Son's Blood Make Me Younger? This actually is the most upsetting thing. It is an incredibly upsetting video. incredibly upsetting video and it's because he's now bringing in people to his yes kind of into the project here into the cave he's folding in talmadge hard he is hard launching talmadge he has yeah he's launching talmadge like a new uh teen idol and and he even says i'm increasing my algorithm on you talmadgege, by adding another camera.

Hey, Talmadge. There's a delay. Hey, Talmadge. Well, so I was updating my algorithm of the number of cameras on you. So it seems like you're doing really well. I think so. I've been so proud of Talmadge because he has not been on camera at all. And Talmadge is learning extraordinarily fast.

I'm impressed. He like now has a camera always trained on Talmadge. Talmadge is learning extraordinarily fast. I'm impressed. He like now has a camera always trained on Talmadge. Talmadge cam. Welcome to the spotlight. It's literally a Tim and Eric like visual thing where on screen it's like Talmadge algorithm percentage. Up to 190%. I would love this fucking algorithm. It ends up with a GoPro strapped on Talmadge's head

24 hour live stream Talmadge can tune in whatever so okay so in Will My Son's Blood make me angry and also guess what

that question is never answered that question is not answered this is why because the answer is no it's like avant-garde it's almost avant-garde in its lack of resolution. We have to, like, get to the end. There is no result.

There is no result to this video. No. The funny thing about this is that this is the least, like, science. Most of the science seems like bullshit from him. What do I know? But I'm just like, shut up, okay? But there is not even enough science in this for me to be like annoyed by the just barrage of statistics you're being hit with. There's very little science in this.

But what it is, is kind of a tale of three generations of broken Mormon men coming together to give each other a liter of their blood. Yes. And it's all executed by Brian. I know it's the first time as far as I know, it's the first time

this has ever been done. You ever done a multi-generational exchange? Ever. So they basically, they wake up. Brian's like, Talmadge, I'm increasing your camera algorithm. There's another one following you today. We're going to Dallas to meet up with Granddaddy Johnson, and we're going to give each other a bunch of blood.

So basically, they go. They talk about it. There's some banter about talmage having too much sugar um for brian's body to process yeah brian goes do i even want your plasma how do i know i don't know where it's been maybe i'm too good for your 18 year old we need to send a baby carrot sized camera through your arteries so that I can see open up

it's so bizarre it gets so so I can't believe no one stopped him from posting this there's no one in charge but him it's truly a beautiful thing there's no one in charge but him it's truly truly a beautiful thing there's a degree of

outside of real life and the real world that every single other person in the world experiences that this has of like when you're like imagine Talmadge and things like, I don't even know if I want your plasma Talmadge, but I'm going to take it. That's like every conversation you have for your, like every day with this psycho man. What is your world? What is your conception of the world?

I'm so worried about Talmadge. You guess it's yeah. With Talmadge, you know, we, he's been on blueprint for two years now with me and we do all of our blood work together and you're right like the if you look at the results of our blood work we're almost indistinguishable well talmadge looks completely voided like like out of the picture where like and there's even a line where he goes he says something like i was absolutely in totally no affect goes i was absolutely ecstatic to have this intergenerational transfusion. Like, absolutely ecstatic. Yeah, there's a really harrowing interview with Talmadge

where he is, like, casting couch on, like, this shitty gray IKEA, like, broke straight boys video. Yes, yes. And he's just like, yeah, so after I left Mormonism, I, you know, my dad really helped me out by giving me some structures of my life and i just love blueprint and can't wait to go meet grandpappy and give him some of my blood it's some yeah he's not a bunch of benzo or just my question completely and totally shocked by the outside world because again like just conceptually going from a mormon

household to your dad is like left it and now crazier and you're like i guess the only way i can leave mormonism is to go live in this guy's house and the world just keeps getting crazier and crazier yeah like yeah this this can also be pegged to COVID. I mean, like this, he's been living with his dad for the last two years. Again, exactly. So this is how I frame it. It's like, who knows? Maybe the dad is having his like anorexic dysphoric, like panic, midlife crisis, crisis, midlife crisis, worrying about the future of AI And whatever the fuck And then his like teenage son

Comes to like live with him Because like he can't take it anymore And then day after day Like in the halls Like they brush past each other And the youth of the son Like inflames his panic It's like death in Venice

Yeah yeah it's like death in Venice And like the father just like starts to spiral. Wait, they live in Venice. And then together they concoct this blueprint. I don't know. Obviously that's a little fanciful, but. It's literally death in Venice because they live in Venice, California. No, they do.

That's so perfect. That's so perfect that's so perfect it's like also i think like yeah it's i think you really hit the nail on the head theta because like it's literally like talmadge staying up until 10 30 p.m and the dad being like how the fuck do you stay up so late? Just being like... What are you doing to yourself? With like a whiteboard, like writing equations on it. How do young people, they're so... What is their secret? What are the... What?

What's happening? What? After living like alone in your compound, being like, I'm the youngest person in my compound. They actually, doctors say i'm the youngest person in my compound by infinite percent but i i'm so curious like do you think that because like the natural resolution if you take ignore the conscious mind completely and just serve the organs if you take that to its logical conclusion the logical conclusion is to just remove the conscious thinking part of your brain and just be like a vegetable like to go like jeffrey dahmer almost well i think that that's part of his vision of a human eve like accelerated evolution and the human brain

he he he took a bunch of money from his sale of venmo brain tree whatever the fuck his original thing was and he's invested into a thing called kernel which is a brain it's like a it's like almost like a neural link thing that is like about optimizing brain function through gene therapy or whatever. I don't really understand it, but I think that his vision is one of the, where the individual mind gets dissolved into an algorithm. He's doing, he wants to do Neon Genesis Evangelion

and Evangelion to the world. Okay, so in this, will my son's blood make me younger, there is one scene that I just, I really want to talk about because it's the most uncomfortable I've felt in quite a long time. So after they go meet up with granddaddy Johnson,

the boys are reunited. It's three generations of these exiled Mormon men. They hug. A three-person hug. And they go, I can't remember the last time that my son and my father and I all hugged like this. I've never in my life seen

a three-generation all-male hug with four heads touching. You know, doctors are saying this is probably one of the, this is in the top one percentile of all three generation all male hug. So they go before the blood offering they're all making to each other.

They celebrate this momentous occasion, which Brian has multiple times mentioned how historic it is that three generations three generation blood transfusion it's historic it's the first time it's like yeah like if if you fucked a zebra in the face it'd be the first time someone did that too like i don't lots of terrible things happen for the first history in the making yeah yeah and so they to celebrate this the history that's being made they go and have a photo shoot this is mad they are all wearing the same outfit which is a wife

beater white wife beater with khaki pants i remember which i mean there's some trauma just in this Yeah Why go with that What does that have to do with blood I just didn't understand the styling For this shoot at all It's just no one would have to say Their nipples are Coming out of their wife beater

It's like It's a nipple show And where does it take place were coming out of their wife beater. It's like, it's a nipple show. Yes. And where does it take place? Where does it take place? They're in a fucking golf course. A golf course.

Again, just like the daddy trauma ramifications just echoing through this horrible, horrible scene. Then they all get into a pool together. They splash around in a pool together. They splash while the high schoolers with the cameras, these normal people, just like laugh and film. The remaining thing we have to do is get pictures. There's only 20 minutes of sunlight left. And also my bedtime is fast approaching

and I just don't negotiate with my bedtime ever. And actually go, physically go. Pull them up, pull them up. And actually go, physically go. Pull him up, pull him up. Woo! Richard, I appreciate you. Come on in, dad. He pulls his decrepit, broken father into the pool. As you said, he's a former drug addict who was kicking out the woman for abusing drugs.

The former drug addict who was kicking out the woman for abusing drugs. So then after the pool, they clean up and they all go to a... They go to their tiny ass room. It is a motel room, by the way. Yeah, a motel. For a billionaire. I'm like, why the fuck are you at a holiday inn? Because they're all so fucking frugal. Yeah, they're miserly.

Yeah. They're all so like, you know, well, you don't get to become a billionaire by you know, by blowing all your money on expensive hotels. Well, exactly. It's like you're gonna have you're going, Brian is doing the kind of

corporal equivalent of leaving the plastic wrap on a $10,000 couch forever. He's doing that to his body where it's like, what is the point of forcing your aging, horrible body through all of this stuff? What are you going to use

it for? You're not doing anything. You're not having fun. The point of feeling sexy and young is to go do a bunch of drugs and be crazy and get old. It's like, yeah, it's hospital. Anyways, they're in the hotel and they have changed.

They've all changed into sailor suits. It's so upsetting. No, it's so much worse. They're wearing like boxer briefs. This is what really stands out to me is the bear is the bare is the bare

hairless Mormon knees of the fucking kid of the grandson and the grandfather just like grazing up against one another while Brian sits like in a chair just holding forth in the viewing chair

literally in that chair that's in the corner of every single shitty hotel room what is this for oh it's for watching your wife get her back blowed out that's why that chair

is there in this case it's actually way worse it's for way worse. It's for three generations of men who are about to give each other a liter of their blood to sit in box of briefs and shirts and rub knees and they all talk about

how what they're about to do is so, you know, like, so intimate and and rare and historic i'm i'm like picturing um the these like high school cameramen outside in the hallway like they're they're switching shifts and it's like in a cop tv show when a rookie sees a bad crime scene for the first time and just throws up. Walking out crazy to yourself.

Yeah, yeah, they come out. They come out. That is so funny. Race out into the hall. Throwing the camera. One of them's crying, the other one's getting comforted in the revolutionary war where there weren't enough guns so you would just get shot and have to throw one back

to the guy in line leapfrogging the camera back take my camera take my camera I can't do it I'll walk home so this is the peak of just the absolute discomfort I felt while watching this Brian says while this is the peak of just the absolute discomfort i felt while watching this

brian says while this is all happening he's in the cook chair and he says verbatim um he's talking about how beautiful this is he's like it's rare being in this intimate of a setting in which you can exchange biofluids that will meaningfully impact your body. And Talmadge and the granddad are just like, yep. And Talmadge is like, I love being in the pool today. If you had to summarize, what would you say? You can think about this as things an individual can do to be healthy and well. We typically think about it as an individual doing something, but rarely this intimate of a setting where you're exchanging biofluids

in a way that's meaningfully going to impact your body. I feel like today that pool experience was like, like any complications, the humor, everything that was sand, like everything that went with it, it was just like the culmination of all those factors that made it one of those experiences that were like shit that was awesome yeah there's no appropriate response to your dad talking about how intimate it is that you're

changing biofluids but i love just that little the pool. Just that little bit of teenager poking through, just a little bit. Like, I love playing my PSP. It's not even teenager! It's like child! It's like seven years old. I liked ice cream. No, you're not allowed ice cream, Talmadge. Don't even think about it!

You want to be as fat as Kranz boomer you want to look like her fat and boss but it also begs the question of like what intimate of a setting in which you exchange biofluid the only other setting in which you exchange biofluids intimately is penetrative sex yeah yeah yes it's so rare that you have the chance to do that with family members yeah brian's like brian's like y'all are lucky i'm not y'all right now basically well the thing though the thing really is would is is if he were to want to do that, sorry, but they would all have to acquiesce because he holds the purse strings. Yeah.

That's the other thing is like, if you go. The drug addled father will do anything for another age. Yeah, that poor guy with his like slip shuffling around in his flip flops. Yeah. Exactly. guy with his like slip shuffling around in his flip flops exactly Talbot's just like I'm gonna get I'll get the majority of the inheritance and uh what's her name

Cran Bosmer Cran Bosmer is gonna be out on the fucking street cause they didn't know enough to just check out and nod their head when their father was just talking about biofluids, a little bit of biofluid with that. What's the problem? What's the big deal.

What's the exchange. Do you think there's, they've also filmed a scene where they, the three of them have a pillow fight, but even Brian was watching it in the editing and was like, this is too much. We got to cut this part out. I can't imagine him ever having a thought like that

about anything. I can't imagine him ever cutting it out. So, what can we talk about? Yeah. The exchange itself. Which is one of the most anticlimactic. It's really crummy. It's fucking fucked up. They do make the exchange itself, which is one of the most anticlimactic. It's really crummy.

It's fucking fucked up. First of all, nobody, it's never clear where the plasma is going. This is a three person thing. They extract it. What did they extract it from the dad or do they take it? The impression that I got was that they took it from the two younger people and they pumped it into the old man is that it they just they leveled up right so it's a pump and dump no no holes bar pump and dump and that plasma donation clinic so they took it from talmadge and went from talmadge to brian to the grandfather from brian's. I don't know how they did this. Like a human centipede type.

Well, Brian is a month away from doing a human centipede. I would love to go undercover and be one of his doctors and be like, look, so... There's a new field of research called centipedism.

We have a new paper. Yeah, you would. Just published. It's called First Sequence. The data's just in on shit eating. We need one more. We need a girl, maybe a cramp bops. We need a girl.

Well, they are looking for a girl, woman to participate in blueprint which i imagine that will last for about a month before brian has a total panic a total transition yeah or kicks her off the program that is literally i think that's where this is headed is like this is where it goes from well it's like yeah what's what's gonna make brian snap if he does yeah the the blood i think the blood transfusion thing, that's like, you know, they hired Harmony Corrine to make that one. Now they're going to get Todd Haynes

to do all the videos about the girl who's working for Blueprint. The woman. Yeah. Just a beautiful redhead. Just a beautiful, pale, wet redhead. Julianne Moore type. Examining herself in the infinite mirrors.

Yeah, she becomes more and more beautiful. Ryan becomes more and more decrepit. His hair falls out. He goes full Aschenbach. He starts putting on rouge. He goes in a year with 13 moons. I mean, I've been thinking myself because you know you watch someone embark on this kind of you know just a completely psychotic um just this thing

that takes over your life like at some point you're gonna you're gonna have to you're gonna have to stop something's gonna break like your humans are not meant to exist the way brian is existing right now like forever however much he talks about what the body needs and blah blah it's like there is a crucial lack of like spiritual components here like he yeah your life is not fulfilling in any way it is not no and it's gonna break especially with the the complete just i mean the genders the gender that is happening it's yes i don't know and also with this and also with this decision that it seems very it's like i was i remember when you guys did that piece about the vice article that was like oh look at this interesting uh weird this

is a very eccentric story it turns out obviously that this is part of a publicity rollout. He's hired a team to really put his face out there, and that can only be the precipitate of disaster. Yeah. Like all of this exposure that he's really pushing for himself. It's only a matter of time. I hope we at least get some really good YouTube videos out of it before.

The long-form stuff. We're absolutely going to, I feel like. The long-form stuff is really, really good. Theta, I have one more thing I want to tell you because I don't think you know this from some of the research I've conducted in the past couple of years research this is very past the eschatol thing this was because i was basically just looking to his family being like all right what's

where's the fucking dirt on this fucking family right now it turns out that before blueprint pre-transition brian was uh had a girlfriend um did you see this no no no no okay he had a girlfriend. Did you see this? No, no, no, no. Okay, he had a girlfriend. This is not the Mormon mother. This is his post-Mormon, pre-trans rebound. She was a TV actress. Her name is Tyron Southern. She has a fucked. Her name is like Tyron Southern.

She and Terran Manning. No, it wasn't Terran Manning. Southern is her last name. Terran Southern. They dated for like six months or so. They ended up moving into each other into Brian's house very, very quickly. He encouraged her to quit her jobs and stop pursuing new jobs they are in a huge protracted legal battle right now because she's suing him for a bunch of stuff

um but her main claim here um is that brian um kind of extracted her into his life made her a part of his businesses um and then she was diagnosed with stage three breast cancer and brian left her ass right after that whoa yeah kicked her out kicked her out of the house yes isn't that crazy wow she wasn't fit for a blueprint she was not fit for blueprint i mean imagine yeah imagine finding out cancer and this the last person i'd want to tell about any illness you can't yeah you you can't tell brian you can't tell brian oh no that's so sad that's so that is so much uh that's so much worse that's like that's a version of a story that's happened in the past like you know men leave their dying wives to go uh fucking intern or something but the it's he's so repulsed by disease

yeah he's so he's so that's so dark that's really horrible when i realized i was like oh this is like the first like actually just head-on evil thing he's done yeah yeah yeah because the blueprint stuff is just like you know it's maddening stupid it's eccentric but it's not necessarily like horrible evil billionaire behavior you know yeah yeah this is like this is like oh god like even brian it's like a doofus like trauma saddled billionaire it's still gonna indulge in this terror i'm just like what are the words a fucking evil yeah yeah yeah he's full evil i do think that like you know just in conclusion that watching so many of his videos back to back yeah the feeling went from uh

the novelty uh the you know shocked uh whatever at it and And to being, actually I got, I started to get very, very upset. It's like, he, he, he's, he's, he's a dark soul. He's like a dark soul.

He's a, there's a darkness. And now this is like, this is a, this is a final twist. It's just like, Oh, he's an evil man.

He's an evil man. Yeah. Every time you come on and we, we ruin your, your day. You guys have such a strong stomach. It's unbelievable. It's really bad.

It's not a good thing. Well, I mean, my stomach... I can't believe your research, Ben. Oh, my God. I'm going to be watching his YouTube video. I'm completely hooked now. Yeah, I'm following on all channels. Yeah, we're locked in.

Oh, my God. His Instagram is... His Instagram his instagram is is actually it's i i was like oh that's like it's it's sort of like a race and and which one is the most insane is out at front at any given time at first it was a weird youtube and and the yeah but now the instagram just like these they're they're these glamour photos and then they have he has he has uh he had a caption opinion routes to spam Instagram, there's like these glamour photos. He had a caption, opinion routes to spam. It'd be like sassy captions.

Opinion routes to spam. Zero fucks given. Yeah, I know. His glamour shots are amazing. I want to make the episode art the multi-generational life beater trauma photo shoot they had at that golf course. It's unreal.

Isn't he having an intervention for Evening Brian? What? What is that image that you sent me he did a um as we all know even evening brian is his former iteration of self um where he was susceptible to eating doritos and yes treats and he he said four or five graham crackers yeah at 5 p.m at 5 p.m he said before the most evil time of day famously he said before that witching hour everyone has his advice i listened to this podcast he was on today i'm embarrassed to admit that i've listened to a business podcast where he was the guest um but he said on this podcast because this like entrepreneurial like brown noser was just up his ass about his whole project.

And she was like, what are the three things you would tell our audience if they want to become someone like you? And he went on this huge tangent about Evening Brian, how terrible Evening Brian was, how he was just totally locked in. What are some things our listeners could be? Sorry, I didn't hear your question. I was a single tear rolling down his cheek. I was thinking of the horrors of Evening Brian. Yeah. And he said,

there's actually tens of Brians. There's Morty Brian. No, he doesn't. He said that, really yes there's evil brian i have nothing to do with that brian that's the brian that kicked my girlfriend out i'm nice brian yeah his advice is to people he's like think about when you are um at your worst? When are you most susceptible to your destructive desires?

Turn that person into another person and then fire them. And then fire them. and this like this dumbass interviewing him she was like she was like i would love that person into another i'd love to fire myself fire a version of myself yes yes finally do you think he had sex with the interviewer after he was like hang on

he does not have sex well I imagine that to have sex with someone he's like alright ready time let's go hang on one second and then he like gets into an iron lung or something with like a a dent his way of having sex and then he like gets into an iron lung or something a debt he plugs

his way of saying sex is that he plugs you both into a full bio scan and if he wins he cons he wins he nuts whip that MRI out baby well Theta thank you for joining us today I feel like we can it's always a pleasure

yeah yeah thank you i've nobody has been nobody has been nobody in my life has been as excited by this phenomenon as i have it's a raving madman explain people explain brian johnson to people because it's usually just like who I don't fucking care about freak freak freak freak you want to tell me get a life well we'll leave our listeners with that you

know think about when you're at your worst what are you doing maybe it's morning Hessa. It's Twilight Ben. It's definitely 2 a.m. Ben. It's 2 a.m., 3 a.m. Ben for sure. Fire them. Fire them.

Shoot them in the head. And then get on Blueprint because it is going to have a rollout very soon. So maybe we'll try that for the show. We'll see. Theta, do you have anything you want to plug? Anything you want to shout out? Oh, just KNFW and Infowars every Wednesday on Terrestrial Radio and podcast. It's an

amazing podcast. We love it. Alright, Theta, thanks so much. Talk soon. Bye,bye. Pop that funk Pop that funk Oh yeah Get it baby Pop that funk

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