Seeking Derangements - SD 24 - Help Me feat. Pod About List

Episode Date: July 28, 2020

we had the pod list boys on and we all screamed a lot. jacques is getting a mic soon. ben got his a few days ago. life is pain. have a nice one links: https://twitter.com/SSDERANGEMENTSS https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements track id: intro/// Lou Courtney - I Don't Need Nobody Else (1974) outro/// Cici Kizlar - Gencim, Yaşamı Severim (1975)

Baby, baby now Oh, baby Young girls that I know Believe it's all a picture Cause they refuse to understand That I'm gonna be only one woman's man And baby, I don't need nobody else I don't need nobody else. I don't need nobody else but you and myself.

Hey, baby, I don't need nobody else. I don't need nobody else but you and myself. Ooh. Say it again now My friends All proclaim That I'm only Running gay I'm recording.

Me too. Who are y'all? I mean, what's the podcast? What is the podcast? Running game I love YouTube, so you guys seem cool. We are huge on YouTube. I think there are 500 subscribers on YouTube. Yeah, we hit 500 the other day. James Charles is in there. Yeah. Huge James Charles collaborators. We taught him how to be racist. Yeah, they're muahs.

They helped him make all those Africa tweets from 2011. Yeah, exactly. These guys are massive in the Philippines. In the 80s, people used to be big in Japan or whatever, or big in Asia. These guys are big in the Philippines. Yeah. We have a Jollibee deal.

Muslims and Filipinas subscribers. Yeah, because these guys have a recording deal with Jollibee. That's right. Oh, my God. We get to wear the best friend Jollibee suit. I don't even know. Every single Jollibee restaurant has a studio in the basement that we're allowed to go record in. Just in case we drop by.

They all date those girls who do mukbangs where they're just eating a giant tube of water somehow. That's the kind of mukbang pussy they've been. I get mukbang pussy muckbang pussy they've been. I get muckbang pussy. Muckbang pussy. Yeah. That's another word I've been mispronouncing. How are you pronouncing it? Mookbong?

Fuck you, dude. Maybe it is mookbong. It's definitely not mookbong. If Patrick thinks it's mookbong, it's definitely not mookbong. No. You see, the more you say it, the worse it sounds. Exactly. He thought that Samus was pronounced Samus from video games.

He thought it was pronounced Zamus. Actually, it's pronounced Seamus. You thought it was Seamus. You thought Geocities was pronounced Geocities. I forgot if I did. Geoc was pronounced geocities. I did. Geocity? Geocity. Fucking jabronis.

Welcome, guys. It's Sunday. Did anyone go to church? You guys tried? Yeah, I did. Seven. My mom did go to church. Yeah.

My mom woke me up. Greek God. My mother woke me up today at uh 6 30 in the morning to watch like the direct simulcast mass from uh like this tiny little town in fucking croatia where they had the virgin mary appear she's like been crying all morning oh she's real now she's she's back literally yeah she's back the only latinos who go to church like that on Sundays are the ones who are leading right-wing coups. Yes, yes. No, no, I'm not saying that's not the case.

I'm just saying. So congratulations, bitch. Yeah, this podcast is brought to you by Operation Condor. You have to be pretty fucking Catholic to be calling into mass yeah is that how it is how it is nowadays she watches it on twitch yeah she gives bits they have sound drops going yeah the pastor is a titty streamer though my mama's so catholic she's one of 17 children that's like that'd be a great great 1940s stand-up joke, Josh. No, that's a real thing.

It's not even a joke. It is. It's a very specific subset of Catholicism now because it's just people who are converts. None of the actual Catholics do that. Actual Catholics have three and a half kids and chill out and send them to a Catholic

school, maybe if they earn enough money. I want a trad cath to do a thing. I'm going to become a trad cath. Not a trad cath. I'm going to be airdropped into the last remaining untouched indigenous religion, the Amazon. What's up, guys?

I'm being trad. Doing a live stream. new new trend alert being indigenous trad and just like immediately like getting hit with a blow dart this we've been waiting hundreds of years to hear the prophecy. They mount your light-skinned, blue-eyed, annoying faggot to cure the village. Doctor! They mount your limp wrist on a spear. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's cool. Thank you, Jacques. I'm gonna, those trad cats are gonna be so jealous when my head is rolling down the steps of a temple.

Ben and I are having a race over like who's gonna queer like what's gonna happen to the north sentinel north sentinel island if it's gonna get queered first and fratacath first uh cottagecore yes yeah uh we're uh we're putting a new skate park in on North Sentinel Island you know kind of a beautification project for the city it's kind of a

kind of a big thing you know the Tony Hawk Foundation is just going in there and just building shit yeah like I get to the Amazon

like just coke falling out of my nose imagine if they turned Little St. James into a skate park that would rock like updating

Grindr on my phone like guys they're being so trad right now. Can't wait to make a sex swing out of bamboo and woven palm leaves. Oh, my God. What about, wait, Jacques, what did you, what were you raised as? My dad would say to me, don't use the Lord's name at Vade. It doesn't exist. Okay, so it was epic. Okay, perfect.

And then my mom said... So you were raised epic, yeah. My mom would just be like, you just want to treat your neighbor how you want to be treated. And I was like, well, that's never going to serve me. And you synthesized those two. And now you're a buddhist yeah yeah

now i'm one of the booties yeah you can have a kind of like cult jock that's that's why i moved here that's why i moved here start small move nationally after this i moved to missoula to start a cold following yeah out of these land of these yeah these these retarded country folk don't know what's coming for them as far as me ruling them don't want to be not PC here but you know they will

they're all fucking they're all fucking crushed into the leather high heel of Jacques. It would be hard for you, Jacques, to have some kind of, like, you know, separatist Missoula, like, pothead faction. You know, I think you could. That's the issue that you can kind of use to bridge the gap with the people

there smoking weed. Because they're not going to like the non-binary thing. They're not going to like the non-binary thing. They're not going to like the roller skating thing. But weed, you start there, you get a few Montanans high enough, and then you explain what being non-binary is to them when they're hot.

And they open the roller skates. I've already had one! Non-binary first in roller skates. Weed is a gateway drug to understanding what non-binary you gotta open you have to open your third eye to comprehend the third gender exactly that can be inscribed that's what it is it's a third gender exactly i'm getting rid of gender i'm tired of all this gender gender this gender that gender me this

go off bop it zip it oh I just poured tequila on my computer hang on again Jacques is doing shots what are you drinking Jacques what kind of tequila we got a little bit

I had to go to the casino liquor store I walked in it's to the casino liquor store which they i walked in i walked in yeah it's yeah it's a casino slash liquor store it's open till 2 a.m i went at around 11 a.m maybe 11 30 after i'd gone to three thrift stores and i was like i need my tequila now and they were like oh sorry no backpacks in the store. Oh, God. Which I was immediately offended by. Small town thrift stores suck, dude. Like, once you, if you live in a city and then you go to a small town thrift store,

you're expecting, like, you know, like a cool, like, 90s shirt, but they just have, like, racist statues everywhere. They'll make stuff racist that you didn't even know could be racist. Like, there will be, like, there will be, like, a microwave that looks like Aunt jemima and it'll cost three thousand dollars and then i bought

it go it'll be gone yeah somebody some freak like jock will buy it yeah okay i can't wait to make my hot pockets in my aunt jemima racist microwave look i i don't i don't want you a little i'm gonna be using this microwave so much look i have a little announcement to you faggots and you little kick flippers i think i accidentally fucked up the recording a little bit for one minute it just you're all right it's okay baby are we double recording or something we're double recording we're doing fritter see pips and and spongebob are you on this or not where's the list i came here today expecting at least one list come on we didn't bring it it's okay top four skateboarding tricks that you like to do

on your girlfriend's pussy go reverse missionary oh i love that one the penis flip oh sick bro looks like we got three tech decks in the building the ball side roll double ollie ball dip yeah that one too that one too i love skateboarding and having sex with a with fat girl. You guys are all fiancés? Married? We're all pretty married. Y'all are all married to each other? I'm trying to marry Patrick. I can't comprehend fag boarders.

This is not Tony Hawk's pro fag. When gay guys first started skating, they would longboard because it's easier. It's easier for your tiny gay feet. There's one big pro gay skater it's his name yes got him so brian anderson oh yeah i'll have to give that one how gay is he though like he he's skateboarding on a scale like this

if you can't see my list you like can't keep balance, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, skateboard so he had a graphic here very gay graphic oh not too long ago like I'm offended I'll have to look it up it's kind of hard though you can tell these games every time he grinds on the order isn't even gay Patrick just looked at him was like oh yeah that's the gay skateboard Because you can tell Anderson. That's ice made up. You can tell our gay people in the face. You guys, the documentary. I got a fucking documentary. The vice editor board, when they were like, we found out about a gay skateboarder.

They were like, put all of the money into that video. Is there any way for us to get him addicted to glue and in Ukraine? Because that would be good. We found a gay skateboarder and we sent him to Syria. Here's his flip video camera footage. This is smoking weed with a caliphate.

The whole caliphate. I'll be honest, he does not have gay face. Which one of us looks most gay? Oh, definitely the middle one. The middle one. Fritter! Fritter is the gay one Patrick

would be the gay bear of the group yes I would say Patrick looks the gayest I didn't think he was until for some reason Zoom has him and Jacques right above each other and when I looked at him yeah totally

Patrick kind of looks like Jacques' gay younger brother. I'm like a mini-me of Jacques. Yeah, the hot twin. The hot gay twin. No, I'm the hot one. Don't take it away from me. No, Pat is like the benevolent twin. Jacques is clearly evil.

Jacques is the shadow to Patrick Sonic. i'm like bart's i'm like bart's brother in the attic on simpsons you're like el barto yeah you're el barto i'm jock has no clue he's just nodding like uh-huh yeah yeah yep podcast i got it you can listen uh yeah no with twins there is always one gay one, though. Not always, but I know a lot of pairs of twins. Russell and Sam. There's usually at least one.

I just doxxed them. Consider this fag doxxed. But I don't know. Most of the twins I know have one gay one. Max has a gay brother. I do have a gay brother, yes. I have a gay brother who loves traveling and shit. He's like one of those. He looks like Mario Lopez.

He's like long-term boyfriends with a very rich person. Yeah, with Mario Lopez. Yeah. That's so cute. Yeah, honestly, Gwigg go him but on the other hand where the fuck is my Mario Lopez I'm waiting for my podcast

you can just share Mario Lopez I have a date with a gardener immediately after this podcast what kind of gardener are we talking she works at some kind of local community garden. She looks like a teacher.

She's got teachers. She's really beautiful, but she looks... You can't say gardener and then a teacher who works at a local community garden. She's the most beautiful woman to be to you. Yeah, she works at a fucking children's book. Looking like a teacher yeah she looks like an authority figure she's 27 desperately needs she's 27 which is good because it's my age but she looks 40 she looks older that's awesome it should tell her that

sounds like a way hotter by the moment yeah Jacques. She's getting hotter and hotter the more you describe her. She's a teacher. She looks like total shit, and I can't wait to marry her. She has a mixed race, Latina baddie, and also... Look, I just thought you guys... I thought I'd share with you guys. Last time I talked to Jacques, he told us about how he cocked a guy. Whoa.

Sex with a guy's wife. I think that would be... Respect. That would drive me to suicide. If Jacques cocked my wife. Now, goal! guys why that i think that would be respect that would drive me to suicide if i if john goal that's good 2021 goal it can easily happen i'm gonna i'm gonna fuck your wife before come on bring it on she's a fan of the podcast actually hey i'm excited tell her to dm me i'm gonna i will i'm gonna do a kickflip on that asshole that's what she's used to so thirsty

I moved to the smallest town in the horniest time of the year what do you expect yeah wait is that I guess that's kind of a thirsty thing to do but I was saying you're gonna have sex with every straight male podcasters wife so there will just be no podcast left

because they've all killed themselves hey whatever it takes to succeed roller skated over there wearing a little girl's outfit that is honorable i honestly as far as press for success that that one's pretty underrated like just eliminate your competition by cucking them to death yeah that is an honorable and fuck all of your wives until I'm famous. And then I'll take all your money too. Your money and your love is what I want.

You can have it. I love you, Jock. You deserve it. You deserve it. I like these guys. They're a lot nicer than these two baguettes. I'm nice. Come on come on no max is nice palma is not palma like i came on this podcast because ben is on the news and palma is evil yeah yeah i'm literally the nicest person you'll ever meet he's like the most evil person in the

world that's why i like him. Jacques has no clue because Jacques doesn't know how to send an email. He's not on Twitter. I've followed Palma for years. He's slowly become more of a normal person, but those first couple accounts were despicable. Oh, yes.

I can bring that out once in a while. There was one time I was following you and you retweeted a video of like a latex baby shooting out of the guy's ass yes okay now that that is a stone cold classic that's not evil right there that's love no that's just what being gay is and we don't understand it yeah that sounds like a lost chapter from the bible you'd be lucky to read well that's just that's just what gay guys do instead of skateboarding. It's the same kind of trick.

Sometimes you get hurt. You take a cool GoPro video of it with a fisheye lens. It looks nice if you're wearing protection. Exactly. You guys are the kind of person who'd like if you didn't hate the army, you'd be in it because you want to kill something. Because you can't do that,

you have to seek out an extreme sport where you just face plant into the cement. What we do is shove a latex baby up our ass and shoot it out. That's what we call fun. That's our extreme sport.

All men desire pain. I feel like someone is reporting or seeking derangements uh twitter uh because we i they keep saying i don't know they just keep sending messages that we're looking at you we're monitoring you you need to shape up or something are the other two hosts also getting these messages? No! I'm scared! I'm receiving them through my fillers. I keep seeing black escalates outside of my house and they're pulling me to the

ice cream store. Jock would be the funniest person for the government to kill. Yes! That would be so fucking funny. That or try to make Jock into a psy-op. If the government killed Jock, I would fucking laugh for days. That would be so fucking funny. That or try to like make Jacques into a sci-fi. Think of him and kill Jacques. I would fucking laugh for days. That would be a fucking tragedy. I would love to be a mater for the podcast because you guys are just martyr, martyr, martyr, martyr.

More and more Jacques and I are becoming similar. The two video feeds are just kind of slowly moving towards each other. Yeah, you know how you see double when you drink too much? We're seeing one of each. I'm speaking of drink too much. Let's get ready. Oh, you're getting ready for it. There we go. Oh, no.

Jock, do a dab. Let's see you do a dab. Jock, do a dab. I'm not a toilet man like a but like smoke dmt i just want to see if it makes you normal for an hour can i get can i get canceled for a second yeah sure go for it i just had these two girls come and stay with me from one one of the one of them was from boston wait why are you going to be canceled what did you do to them no i didn't do it yeah i just just i don't like the way this story is the only way i had this little pill called a real hypno

okay so what had happened was um um i these girls just came to stay with me they were on the way to a road trip camping and they were just a dubious despicable fun duo one girl had stepped in the fire the night before and had burnt the bottom of her foot off what fire? fire walking? no in a campfire

she woke up do you just like prowl around a camp ground looking for two evil girls i'm like 80 sure jock moved to twin peaks like these girls were so fun how did they were a little find them they're old friends from austin they used to they're they're well versed, multidisciplinary artists, but yeah, exactly. And then, no,

no, no, but that's the new sex worker term. You can't say hooker, whore, prostitute, prostitute, sex worker.

They are now multi. What did you say? You're like multifaceted. Yeah. Multidisciplinary artists. They can bottom and top. Yeah. They can, they can apply for grants you know they were credited girls were just they were hanging out with me for the last two days and they were so fun and they're good old friends but they are just wild they have little ziploc bags full of xanax just chewing

them drinking drinking beers drinking shots they sound 14 yeah that's why you're canceled one of them one they're like 24 one of them uh just cleaned my entire house she was like i'm gonna take another bar and i'm gonna clean the entire wife her ass up yeah don't even wait jock's always stumbling himself into having like an alpha male kind of dynamic with women. It was great. I had a great time. I guess two 14-year-olds who are... Shut up, 24.

He makes 24 combined age. Makes them clean his home. They asked if they could. That's exactly it though, Jacques. You don't even have to ask. But I cooked them dinner. You've domed them so much that they just voluntarily want to clean your home. What did you cook them for dinner?

What kind of food do you eat, Jacques? No, no, no. Like you don't know. Canned beans, baby. Jacques has the most fucked up diet. Jacques, shut up for a second. Jacques, I lived with Jacques for a year, and he has the most fucked up diet. And again, just more evidence that I'm Jacques.

Jacques would order palates. I'll just start with what he drinks. Jacques would order palates of Bing, an energy drink. Bang energy? Bing. Bing. B-I-N-G. It's called Petey's Bing.

It's made in Denver, Colorado, so you know it's fresh. It is a weird, fucked up energy drink. It's only 11 calories! You're screaming. He's also pointing that torch directly at his laptop mic, which I will have to edit out for the record.

It's not even hot. Oh, I thought that was my audio. No, but it is super loud. It's's Jacques lighting a torch to do a dab. Jacques has a little tiny... In front of the microphone, yeah. Anyways, Jacques would drink like six of these a day. He would get pallets ordered to the house as if he were like a convenience store buying them wholesale because it was cheaper. And he would rail about how they're actually healthy because they have B vitamins.

They're only 11 calories. Because they're actually healthy because they have B vitamins and only 11 calories. Because they're good for you. It's just full of aspartame. There's no aspartame in it! I don't even want to be questioned about this! You're going to die. Stop drinking like six fucked up energy drinks a day. It's like one of those things that's terrible for you,

but they're rebranding it to make it seem healthy. No, no, no. Defend Bing then, Jacques. It's going to kill you. Let me go the fuck off. So Bing is only 40 calories. You just said it was 11 calories. Get your story straight.

It's 40 when you drink four of them at a time. When you tape them all together in stone-cold Steve Austin. Shut the fuck up. Don't make me break your nose with my ollie on my roller skates. There you go. There you go. So, okay.

Natural flavors. It's a real hot day for that one. Made with real fruit juice. Wow. What fruit? Raspberry, cherry. Oh, my. Really? Okay.

Wow. It's just a thing called real fruit juice. It's like seven different chemicals they just call. Yeah. It's R-E-E-L-M-O-T. Basically just aluminum powder and lead. Whatever. I don't even do blow.

I don't know why I'm getting the third degree here. So what else is in? What else is in? Wow. What else is in Bing? Real food juice, B vitamins. Love. Yeah, I was about to say love, magic, compassion.

Tolerance. You want a tall glass of tolerance drink a bing you you want a glass of respect drink a bing beyond that jocks food diet is a lot of steaks a lot of meat

I bought this bake y'all I've never bought bacon so thick in my life I bought this pack of bacon and I was like it looks thick in the package but can't be that thick. I mean, each piece was about this thick wide. It was almost pork belly. And I cooked that up today, you know, 250 in the oven for an hour and a half.

I mean, it was perfect. I've never appreciated Patrick more than in this moment. Why? Patrick has had zero things, but we know exactly what has been in Patrick's head the entire time. It's all come out of Jacques' mouth. Where do you live, Patrick?

I live in New Hampshire. Oh, that's too far. Sorry. Middle of fucking nowhere. Y'all all live in New Hampshire? No. I lived in Boston. I just moved back.

Oh, wow. Bunch of East Quosters. Yeah, that's right. Where are you from? new hampshire no no i lived in new york i just moved back oh wow a bunch of east coasters yeah that's right where are you from lafayette louisiana okay the heart of cajun country keep the lighter away from your mic if it's possible he has a massive purpose you encouraged me to take a dab and now you're right i'm sorry this is my addiction. You're right about that one, Hunter. I feel like I'm watching TV right now, watching Jock in his room.

I like y'all. You really get the magnetism. I'm so excited. I understand it now. Honestly, I feel bad about calling the podcast Seeking Derangement because we all know who the most deranged person in the world is. Hey, y'all, welcome to the Jock Show. Okay, okay. Don, welcome to the Jacques show. Okay, okay.

Don't stroke my narcissism too hard. I don't want to come yet. We need to get Jacques a TV show right now. A travel show. I want to be famous. I want to be famous. Every single show. Jacques. Jacques.

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Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. You're screaming. You're screaming at the top of your voice. Is there any other way to talk? There you go. So Ben and Max do everything to hold me back and to keep me from being famous.

But if you guys can help me, please, because I'm just going to die if I don't get famous quick. What kind of dreams do you have? What? One question at a time. When you go to sleep, what do you see? Oh, God. The darkest, blackest void you've ever seen.

It's like double blackout infinity. All right. It's like a... It's like going into a black hole on Ambien and Zambix. Is that like Bing? Is that like a new... It's new. You wouldn't know.

You just do things that are one letter off of normal stuff. He's just misreading what's printed on all of the things. He's drinking Bang and he's doing good. Yeah, the ingredient in Bing, Zambax, the first ingredient in Bing. Look, I just have one brain cell left just trying so hard. It's like a guy on a tiny stationary bicycle just going as hard as he can and the bike keeps breaking.

Your hamster power. It's all I've got left. At the end of this episode, they should play the hamster power it's all I got left at the end of this episode they should what would happen to you if you just say for just one week in your life you only drink water only ate chicken and vegetables

what do you think would happen to you can't be good that would be bad yeah it sounds miserable. I mean, there's no way to live. Look, I feel like I've unlocked the genius code as far as my diet. You've created the limitless pill. Yeah, I enjoy the way I feel.

Zandbacks and white Gatorade or something. I combine my Zandbacks and my white Gatorade every morning and I feel a little bit more normal than y'all I'm the normal guy and I feel normal all the time yeah I think we all got that

yeah compared to curly hair and palma and Spongebob and Patrick. I'm so glad I have that glass up to my mouth. Cameron gets the refrigerator.

I'm just so glad you don't have the prominence. Let's say this. If you had to come up, if the Democratic Party hired you as an operative. You're still obsessed with this, Ben. And the Democratic Party hired you as an operative... You're still obsessed with this, Ben. And the Democratic Party hired you as an operative,

and you had to come up with a nickname for Trump. Because you know how Trump has nicknames for everyone? Yeah, but keep going. Just say that Nancy Pelosi gets you in a room, Chuck Schumer's there, and they say, Nancy Pelosi and me in a room. No condom either. No condom. Chuck Schumer's there. They say, Nancy Pelosi and me in a room. Yeah. I'll take that.

No condom either. No condom. You have a... A gun with one bullet. You have Jacques, Jacques Onslin, you have an unparalleled... Yes, exactly.

Your third eye is open. My chakra has finally blossomed. No other brain can deliver us such a scorching roast of Donald Trump. Please tell us, what would your insult be to take down Trump? Take down Trump? Hello, daddy's boy. You care about how people are talking about your daddy? Because you love him? Go, go, go, go, go. You want to suck your daddy's boy you care about how people are talking about your daddy because you

love him because you want to you want to you want to suck your daddy's cock i mean come on get out of here i think that'd work yeah i think that would totally work not bad yeah i like where you're going with that did you guys see the thing where she's she's now calling him mr make matters worse oh yeah so what a sick name queen that's like you know how like guys will like sell like their own mixtape cd out of the out of their trunk like that's the record label it's like mr mr mr mr worldwide. International make things worse. Rest of 2020, we're calling Trump Mr. Brightside.

Okay. What's the logic here? What's the logic, Chuck? You want to get those people who hate Trump who were there through the height of the killers.

Of the killers, yeah. To say, hey, I won't stand for this. Yes. I'm following. You can pitch it to Nancy Pelosi. He's got it. He's Mr. Brightside because he's a killer. There it is.

She would go insane for that. Yeah, she would go home with you if you said that to her. There it is. She would go insane for that. She would go home with you if you said that to her. Yeah, totally. I'll take it. If Lucy's at the bar, you have one line to get her. What do you say? Your facelift looks amazing, queen. I'm like, come on, get on my back.

I got roller skates on. We can get home in 20 minutes at the least. Have you ever done that, Jock? Have you ever piggybacked somebody at home? How do you pick up women? I'll say women, men, countrymen. No, no, no. Women in particular. How do you...

Very carefully. If it's men, it's just the roller skates. If it's a man, I'm like, ooh, ah, ooh, go, go, go. Exactly. Yeah, they love that. But if it's a man i'm like oh oh go go go exactly yeah they love that but if it's a woman are you a bit more delicate do you do caveman noises at them i'm like i'm like here take my hand i'll be your loyal servant like legit is that actually what you do no seriously i mean i mean give give our listeners some one of my many One of my many approaches. Do you offer servitude?

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. You just got to be really sweet. You got to be serving and in need. I feel like in a gay relationship or a homosexual relationship I might...

I didn't know what you said for a minute. Clarify what you said for a minute. I didn't make a statement. Clarifying what you meant. My gay relationship with my girlfriend, it's so gay. I hate it. I feel like in a gay relationship, I might have a more sub relationship where approaching a woman, I might be more of like a dom and I'm like trying to, you know, like.

Normie bitches love you. Like girls, like Normie girls love you. Yeah. Yeah. i'm blowing up on montana twitter it's like a yeah it's a festival yeah yeah like girls girls who like you know like the very classic like jedi tall leather boot with the scarf like that i gotta be careful long like infinity scarf that touches their knees. Small, green, like Yoda. Pumpkin patch. Yeah. Pumpkin patch. Oh, yeah.

They love shock. If they look like it, I don't know why. If they look like an alien. August 31st, they're starting to wear Uggs. They got the Uggs on, sandals stashed away. Shock would fucking kill in New Hampshire. Shock, you gotta go. Are you kidding?

Uggs and leggings. Can I come hang out? Uggs and leggings. Can I come hang out? Uggs and threadbare leggings. You could just stand in an apple orchard and just like, they would come to you like a magnet. Good lord. Can I come out? Can I come out? No, you have to stay in the apple orchard.

Yeah, you gotta stay in the apple orchard. They got a lot of corona there? One of those girls talking to her. I don't know. No one's wearing masks here. I don't know why I like this guy, but I went to the apple orchard with the ladies, and he was just standing over there dancing on roller skates.

There's some magnetism that's just drawn to him, and now we're getting married. I'm moving into his boot with him. I'm moving to Missoula To Montana to start a family With a non-binary Gay guy We're pitching together to buy a tarp Yeah

You should do a jog What are you going to do on your date? What are you going to do on your date today? I have no idea I'm just like Where do I go? I'll meet you there. Let's do this. Come on.

Well, she lives there, so have her show you around. First things first, I'm going to take a caffeine pill before, just to kind of give me a little bit of... Jacques is waving around a Tylenol-sized bottle. It just says awake on it. When me and Jacques would go clubbing, Jacques would do this thing where he would eat like nine ginseng pills. Yeah, this is my second thing.

This is my signify. This is what makes me a good athlete. It makes me good at fucking horny. Hard for hours. It doesn't give you a boner. It just. I mean, come on. It makes you really horny. It doesn't give you a boner. It just makes you like a white monster. I'm always sipping a little bit of the pink juice.

The pep dough. Good, good, good. The pink juice. You're lean. They pulled out the pep dough. Why is your medicine cabinet in front of the TV? That's the only thing I want to know. Jock is giving us a tour of his medicine cabinet right now.

It's amazing the cocktail that keeps you alive that's just my morning two shots of patrone a dab a caffeine pill beans i wish this was i wish this was patrone this is lazuca i figured you only drank the finest jock that's my apology i usually i usually do drink nice stuff but this selection here there you go it's cram lying you're flexing you drink no i no i drink the nice stuff i get altos i get the i like the housewives no altos tequila altos altos oh okay uh-huh uh-huh what are you guys doing cast amig guys got any dates coming up dates or i guess maybe wait are you all in relationships we're all in very long-term relationships yeah we don't do yeah it's awesome yeah i'm jealous of wealth and love

uh-huh yeah you'll get it one day shock don't worry Once you get one of those pumpkin patch bitches They'll pay for everything Pumpkin patch makes more sense actually It would make more sense if Jacques would live in a pumpkin patch Rather than an apple patch And live in a hole in a pumpkin patch And people in the village next to it Would tell stories about him all the time

He just spawns in a pumpkin patch at midnight Every night There's a golem that lives in the pumpkin patch. I obviously live in a giant boot. I know. Yeah. I already said that. Oh, there is one.

There is a boot in New Hampshire. There's like a boot house. Yeah, there's lots of boots everywhere. People wear them. Hold on. I got to find it. It's like on the way to my doctor's office or like my pediatrician. You pass a boot on the way to a doctor's office?

You still go to one? Are you kidding me? But you still go to a pediatrician? I go to my mom's old OBGYN. Last time I went to the doctor was my pediatrician from when I was seven. Is the only difference

pediatricians... Other doctors will touch your balls but pediatricians don't do that. Oh your balls like you can cough but pediatricians don't do that oh no my pediatrician touched my balls I don't know Patrick I don't know if he's a pediatrician then I don't know where they're taking me

meeting him in an alley yeah it's in like a busted circuit city Patrick want to go on a tropical vacation this year passing by a vacant best buy and be like guys that's my pediatrician's office Circuit City. Hey, Patrick, want to go on a tropical vacation this year? Passing by a vacant Best Buy. I'm like, guys, that's my pediatrician's office. That's where I get at.

Every time I go there, I just get really light-headed and everything's funny. He always tells me the most important the only way to tell if you're really healthy is just squeezing balls. Sounds like a good date. Sounds like a good time does sound like something you would that would happen to you what is your job he doesn't have

one when was the last time you had a job and what was it okay i actually had four jobs i actually had the same time yes at the same damn time okay one second one i have one really funny story about jock i worked with jock once shut up I worked with Jock once at this pizza restaurant, and Jock got hired there because he was roller skating down the street, blackout drunk, ran into a parked car, and then walked into the pizza restaurant, applied for a job, and they were like, do you have a resume? And he was like, no, and he didn't have a pen.

So he wrote down every place he had worked at on a napkin with a crayon look look this is a napkin this is like burger king the picture the olympics SHUT UP! The Olympics. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Look, Ben got the story wrong. Ben got the goddamn story wrong.

Josh, no, that is exactly- NO, WAIT, LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! You were black- LISTEN! You don't remember your blackout drunk. Didn't Colleen Greenwald come on this fucking podcast? What the fuck is happening here? Listen, listen. Ben told the story wrong.

I went to this restaurant. I went to this restaurant with my friend. It was the second day I was living in Denver the first time. And I needed a job. And I stayed at this restaurant and had 13 beers. It was the ninth time I was living in Denver for the fourth time. Shut up, you curly-haired bitch. Now, okay.

God! Anyway, look. So I drank all of the beers, and then I did just write down my phone number and my email on a napkin. With a crayon. And I got hired. With a crayon. With a crayon with a crayon i worked the next day and i still have a job or i had a job till like you don't still had a job that's impossible

okay look i worked for this i worked for the company for six months after i got hired and then in denver i worked he was a dishwasher okay but then in Denver, I worked... He was a dishwasher. Okay, but then I worked as a host, a server, and a dishwasher at three different restaurants at the beginning of living in Denver. And then I consolidated both of my restaurant works into Moss Chaos and Chaos. Two individual restaurants.

And then I was also DJing and also working for a hot sauce. I don't think that counts as a job. Yes, that is a fucking job. You can't say you have to be a DJ. You don't get a W2 from just DJing. Man, fuck y'all. No, you are a legitimately talented DJ.

Thank you, buddy. Yes, that is true. I'm sorry for... Yeah, Jacques is a very, very talented DJ. I'll hire you for my wedding, Jacques. Can we just have a party? I want to hang out with y'all on the skateboard ramp what the hell do you think we're doing right now

exactly I would love to talk with you guys if I ever got the chance yeah I'm sorry I'm retarded it's okay Jacques it's okay he's just unemployed

I mean do you guys have jobs? Everyone's just unemployed now right? Yeah I guess you're right I wasn't attacking Jock I just truly was curious in like an Anthropologic sense Restaurants DJing

And you know sex work When you say you were a dishwasher do you mean they used you like a sponge to clean in the restaurant it was only once when i was working in lafayette it was one time after work um wait listen to this this is really good all right you got me i'm listening now i was like i was like i told like my friends who were the managers of this restaurant french press that was like hey like i gotta go on a date i gotta kind of like you know like wash up y'all got any like hand soap or something so i can like kind of spruce up before i get the fuck out of here after washing your face with hand soap

i look just with that look just you know just you're doing you No, you're doing like a bathroom quick shower. Yeah, I'm just like, I got to go really- Like a sink shower, like a baby. So it turned into this thing where it was like the owners and like rubbing me down with the soap. And then like they dimmed the lights and then everyone got like lines of Coke out and pills out. And then something that turns into a thing

like your boss is giving you a bath. No, it was so midsummer. Come on. It was coke all of a sudden. People were taking Norton pills. So we turn into

one of them things where, you know, your boss was, you know, fishing you. It wasn't like, it was, it wasn't even,

it was just like platonically sexual. Yeah, sure. Excuse me? Why not? Why not? Why not? You skateboarders know about that kind of thing.

Platonic sexual encounters. With your boss. With your boss. And a bottle of dial. Yeah. Yeah, that's skateboard culture. They sprayed him down with Fabulosa. Needless to say, I got so fucked up.

Have you guys ever had sex with a boss? No. I used to have a boss. I never had sex with a boss. I used to have this boss in this office job a couple years ago. She would come into work every fucking day Wearing leather pants And you could see Like all the way

Up to her mouth Like she had such a Massive fucking camel toe Showing And did you fuck it? Every single fucking day No absolutely not Did you find it and fuck it?

I did not have sex with her I did not find it But I did It did weird me out And gross me out Every single day Of you know My work there so Don't lie It made you sick You And gross me out Every single day Of you know My work there

So Don't lie It made you see You just hate me Every day You walked in And you were like Oh my god

That fucking I walked in And yeah We had sex In the fucking Yes that's what I'm talking about Supply closet And yeah

I nutted in her Yes I had to go pay for an abortion Yes okay Thank you God Jesus That's what we were looking for That's all we wanted

You got me And now we're down to one gay guy left Bin I'm the last gay guy standing I've never had such a boss I've tried, just because it would make your job so much easier You think so? Yeah, totally

You just fuck your boss once hit it and put it and then if they you know do a good job they try to get you back and then you have way more power than them every time and the manager and now i'm the manager you know because i could cancel you i could cancel at any moment every time i've had sex with my boss it worked out in my favor have you ever had sex with an employee no that sounds well that would be crazy walking into work for training yeah like you guys better how to do welcome oh well mcdonald's jock is handy like a safety pamphlet

with a tentacle on his back with his feet in the air. Sounds like I'm free in the wind. I love that for me. Thank you for finally giving me a future. Yeah. Give me a future yeah yeah i'm gonna get me a job i look i'm gonna get you a job would you work do you work at a zoo caleb what do you mean you're gonna i know i'm

just gonna try caleb make yeah no problem jolly b manager it would be yeah yeah you know zookeepers are very famous that's the easiest person to groom you would not like with other people it's like okay i'll offer you a job candy help me for my puppy yeah well jock would it would also be candy right well yeah exactly but candy uh just like- I don't really like candy that much. I'm the president of MTV, and that's it. That's it. You could just say anything.

Like, hello, my name is- I'm the two-headed dog from MTV2's logo, and I want to give you a job. I wish we didn't host a Suck-a-Free Sundays. I've been waiting for this day. I knew that two-headed dog one of these days is gonna come up to me and say i'm gonna make you a star hey i've been waiting for this day you have no idea oh you're like may god they throw my children i'm a hundred percent kids I'm 100% Cajun. Do you consider yourself Cajun, Joe? I'm 100% Cajun.

I am. Who rolled down the windows. I was born in the swamp and I'll die. New Orleans fucking rocks. It was so funny. New Orleans was so cool. When that happened, I'm like, damn, I want to move here. It's a really, really beautiful place. It doesn't look like anywhere. It feels good to have that sort of attention. It doesn't look like anywhere. It feels good to have that sort of attention.

It doesn't look like anywhere else in America. You know, it looks more like Latin America or something, which is like the ways the houses are built. And it's so old and wasn't colonized by the Spanish or the English. You know, the architecture is way different. I love New Orleans. It's a drunkard's paradise. Yeah, I want to go be a fancy boy there. Being able to drink on the street is just a game changer in any city. architecture is way different um i love new orleans it's a drunkard's paradise yeah i want

to go be a fancy boy there being able to drink on the street is just a game changer in any city oh totally oh wake up wake up it's corona everywhere that's true you can do it in new york now they don't really yeah right nobody cares oh i've been getting so fucked up on the street makes me 16 just like walking around getting fucked up in a park. I was drinking a Corona. I went skating with a group of people, and we were just drinking by the Harvard campus. It was great. Just a couple of 25-year-olds drinking at a skate park.

No, we broke into a building that was under construction and started skating. And we got kicked out by this really fat union guy. It was you. Yeah, it was me. We got chased by myself. You're a Harvard alumni? No.

Yes. Oh, my God. That is crazy. That's how you know Patrick hasn't talked enough on this episode. Oh, wait, you're a brain scientist? Sorry, I respect him. I can see he's in the exact same position as me. Ben, I didn't know we were going to have a brain genius on this.

We have a scientist. I think it's totally fine that Jacques is confused there's not a great deal of distinction between Patrick's status as a graduate of Harvard you know or as the subject of a Harvard experiment on whether or not they wanted to see

how much monster energy they could put into a person that's cool we had already hopped the fence and the guy just started like shaking it at us it was great i love i love when people like that think that i mean it is it is nice to like go get kicked out of places like that oh yeah i missed it i have not i had not gotten kicked out of a skate spot since i was like 18 i got kicked out of the same spot three times before I moved out of Denver. That parking garage because I kept skiing. Sucking off guys in the parking garage.

Having sex. Just fully. I brought at least three dates there. Maybe four. What was so special about this spot? Okay, so it's a three-story parking garage. Oh, stay no more. Yeah, stay no more yeah got it and you just skate around it beautiful view of the city and uh it's never no cars never filled you just roam and it's my favorite spot just beautiful it's the course field parking lot garage or it's the course field

parking lot main lot a it's great great there was this there's this really funny picture of shock when uh quarantine was happening in denver it was something i think it was maybe the denver posted an article about like how how people are staying sane during this crazy time. The article drove me crazy. They did an article on Jacques. Made me sound like a... We should read it on the show, Jacques.

It's really funny. It's because Jacques was relentlessly roller skating for six hours a day. There's a drone picture of Jacques. I'm like, God. That rules. skating for like six hours a day and there's like a drone picture of jock it's like nat geo kind of style you know where like jock is like perfectly centered and like just roller skating down an empty highway it's a really funny picture can y'all skateboard fast i i get scared i get scared what yeah jock i i go a hundred miles an hour you kickflip queers couldn't even handle one skate session with me oh I would I would leave you it you would eat my dust sorry god i'm just having a good time i know it's getting real nasty today i mean you expect uh

this show to be a high watermark of professionalism and i do yeah i thought i was gonna need to like brush up on like foreign policy knowledge for this oh no i thought we were gonna get kayla pitts the critical theorist out. Yeah, you thought you were going to unlock that part of me. Haven't had an appearance from him in a long time. I'm interviewing the Chupacabra. I cannot and I will not. Jacques is the smartest one on this show.

Oh yeah, he is. They have genius hair. Look at that. Jock is the smart one. I'm the evil one. Ben is the gay one. You have so much to live for, Jock. Don't kill yourself.

Yeah, live for me, Jock. Yeah, live for your audience, your fans. I'm a fan. Live for your next Patreon check, Jock. No, literally. Seriously. Yeah, this is'm a fan. And look for your next Patreon, Chuck. No, literally. Seriously. Yeah. This is now a hostage situation with our patrons. If you unsubscribe,

Chuck will kill himself. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know you're being serious. Where did they go? I don't know. Chuck is now just disappeared. being serious. Where did they go? I don't know. Jock just disappeared. Jock just disappeared for a second.

I want to go get kicked out of a public space. Getting kicked out of the mall was always the best growing up. I got kicked out of the mall. Jock, let another person talk for a second. Let another person get kicked out of the mall. I was literally baiting Jacques into a story. Because he knew he was getting kicked out of the mall.

Jacques, can you tell us about the mall? Let's hear it. Come on, Jacques. Tell us why you got kicked out of the mall. Because he was running around screaming in everyone's faces and not letting them speak. Well, no.

They spoke to me and it was disrespectful. Just pointing a blowtorch into their face. I was wearing my altered military outfit. I had this Iraq veterans, like, military uniform that I had, like, cut the sleeves off and cut the pants really short. You turned the American flag into a thong. I made it.

We're in a mall in Louisiana. I made it as faggy as I could be for 15, 16 years. Wait, was it a real, was it a real army uniform? Did you take it off the soldiers? Yeah, yeah. Where did you get it? Where did you get it in combat? I bought it from a thrift store.

I bought it from a thrift store and I just took off all the patches and I just trimmed it into like a little scampi slut uniform. Scampi? Not scampi. Scampi like shrimp scampi. Scampi. Covered in blood. I was looking real scampi.

And these three little kids standing behind me in line at the food court. I would go to three different places at the food court. I'd go to Chick-fil-A. I would go to McDonald's. And I would go to Dippin' Dots.

You, like, mix them all together in a bowl? Yeah. Yeah. No, I just eat them on the same table. I want to see Jacques as, like, a Chick-fil-A manager. Set it up, and I'll do it. Dressed in a bloody army bloody army i love this experiment and it's cropped up to his nipples these little like these little tweenagers were making fun of

laughing at me and i turned to them and i said hey shut up you little bitches and i was pissed and then the security guard... Screaming at children. You can't understand why they would have thought that was funny. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues.

You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues.

You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues.

You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues.

You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues.

You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatigues. You're in combat fatig like Chris Kyle's old fucking... I'm just thinking about Jacques, like a very thoughtful montage of Jacques cutting off all the wounded warrior patches

on the fucking uniform. Getting home and cutting all those off. He eats a sandwich that's a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich with a layer of dipping dots in the middle.

Look, look, so the... There's a cutaway shot and one of the like you can see one of the patches says Tillman on it it's like covered in blood like he's just like

ripping it off and throwing it into the trash and then another thot put into it. Call these four year olds homophobic for laughing at him. He just finds like a child's finger bone

in the pocket. I cannot believe this child's going to laugh at me. It's not going to let me live my truth. Look. So I screamed at the kids and then I'm sitting eating my buffet meal. It's not a buffet. That's not a buffet. You went to three different restaurants.

That's a buffet in my heart. Anyway. The security guard said, I heard you were cursing at people you are now bam from the acadiana mall and you must leave immediately and i will escort you out and i said fine and so as we were walking out i just started sticking my hand down my throat and making myself throw up all the time. And I was like... And I was... And I was going... You did not.

You're lying. I'm being dead serious. I started screaming. I started screaming. You don't need to stick your whole hand down your... I can do that. I can do that pretty easy. I can...

Oh. All right. What are you even fucking... What do you want to write me written in Sharpie on your palm? I just... I thought it was funny. I just... I just...

Just having a gag at y'all's jokes. It wasn't written in the American Horror Story font, man. What the hell? I'm just giving y'all... Are you all right? I'm just... I'm fine. I'm just giving y'all a little joke.

Every single story he's told on this podcast has been a coded cry for help this whole time. Oh, I think it's coded. You didn't even let me finish the story. You're being escorted out of the Arcadia Mall. Your hand is down your throat. You're puking all over your soldier's head. And the guy has his hand on my shoulder,

but begrudgingly trying to hold back from having to touch it. Did you stop making yourself puke? Did he ever? Did you say anything about that? At that point, I give up. You just want him out.

Whatever man eat your shit. He gave up. Suck your own dick. I don't care. Just get out of the he gave up when I started

pointing at him and screaming he poisoned me. I kept I said he poisoned me he poisoned me and

Jesus Christ look look look how old were you? HE POISONED ME! and jesus christ look look look how old were you? 15, 16 listen listen normal age listen so i go back to the katy and amal later that week and the security the security guard

they took a what is it a picture of you what is it, picture of you? What is it called? Polaroid? A mugshot? The security guard saw me. So Bob was like, do not let this get back into the mall. Well, that's the thing. When you get kicked out of the mall, the whole thing is like,

well, they'll never even know it's me coming back. But in this case, they will always know it's Josh. Look, the security guard saw me. He looked at me, and then he just turned and went the other way because he just knew it would be a whole ordeal. He's like, yeah, this guy's going to start making himself puke again. No, I don't want to deal with that. Say that I poisoned him.

It's not worth his $15 an hour. You won. He did win that. He did win. He definitely won. You alpha-dogged him, dude. Caleb, I think you were going gonna say something about malls beforehand i literally had no story about going to a mall i just knew you did i just went over it and it

paid off in spades oh my god i love spades by being like y'all will never believe what i did in this junkyard once and not not having a story about a junkyard just knowing he's immediately gonna interrupt you and tell something that seems completely insane. I remember being in the belly of a whale. John, do you want to jump in here? What? I didn't hear what you said. Did you fall asleep?

No, no, just drinking. How drunk are you? I'm not. The girls, they were drinking. The girls? The girls got me drunk the girls. Thank you. Oh my god. Fuck. Okay. I've been partying with these girls for a while now clearly clearly Good job on that one. I live it. I don't know. I think we're good. That's a good note to end it on, you know It's just never good. I'm never good note to end it on. I'm never good. I'm never good.

Keep going. I have to hear more. Josh, can you flash that? Help me like palm up again one more time. Just for, there we go.

That's a good note to end it on. Also the orientation, you have it in a way that like you almost can't even move your hand to the point where it's right side up. Send me a picture of that.

We can make that the episode art. Okay. Yes. I thought it would give y'all a goof, and I goofed y'all, right? Yeah, it worked. You goofed. You won yet again.

What's y'all's podcast called? No one even told me. Podcast About List. Podcast About List. That's what's podcast called? No one even told me. Podcast about lists. That's what it's called? It's kind of like a quirky sort of weird name. It's like Seeking Derangements.

It's kind of like Seeking Derangements. It's actually exactly like this podcast. It's exactly like Seeking Derangements except a lot more gay. A lot more gay. Come on. Got his ass what the fuck oh my god

oh thank y'all so much you guys are gonna have to give up now of course this is the most fun I've had recording anything

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