Seeking Derangements - SD 247 - *Unlocked* The Three Caitlyn Problem w Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store. ------ Special thanks to Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins for joining us! Find Macy's podcast Nymphowars here (it's my favorite podcast): https://www.patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx/posts Find Kaye's amazing show, Kaye Night Live here: https://eternal.tv/programs/kaye-nite-live

Breaking news. The world has been thrust into chaos today after a second Caitlyn Jenner was discovered. The identical Caitlyn's sudden appearance has destabilized markets. God bless you all. May God protect our troops. President Biden has declared martial law as riots continue in the streets. Every few blocks looting. There is evidence of looting every few blocks. A number of streets are barricaded, burned car shells. Yesterday, the Central Weather Service continued to release the Han Dynasty's blue warning. The global temperature has been the new low since the winter of this year.

Reports for Third Katelyn identical to the first two appearing in China's Jiangxi province have been confirmed by Chinese state media. Thank you for your endurance, unity and patriotism. Germany has now closed its border with France. The country has also done the same with Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and Denmark. And this just quickly de-escalates without an image of what appeared to be, while they're National Guard. All three Gatelands have been brought to New York City, where President Biden has promised a robust and decisive plan for putting an end to this issue once and for all. For BBC World News, I'm Stringwick Contrapoints. Now, we're proud to present the Caitlyn Jenner debate, moderated by Ben Mora. And later, Bad Bunny addresses a joint session of Congress.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to this emergency SheSpan debate. I'm your host and moderator, Ben Mora. Tonight, we'll be bringing you an event like no other. An event we hope will put an end to the chaos in the streets, an end to the upheaval of our financial markets, and an end to the suffering every American is facing. And most of all, an end to what caused this in the first place. The seemingly endless drops of new members of the Kardashian-Jenner family.

We simply cannot take this anymore. One Caitlyn was enough. Now that there are three and our country is in shambles, we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to bring you the truth. That's right. We've got all three supposed Caitlyn's on the debate stage stage tonight and we will be here until we figure out what the hell is going on caitlin one if that's your real name what's your strategy for proving you are in fact the real caitlin well i don't know i mean i got a lot of i got a lot of wacky ideas. People sometimes people agree with me. Sometimes they don't.

But, you know, I guess you just got to get to know me. You know, that's the best way. That's the best way, I think. All right. We'll be doing a lot of that tonight. All right. To Caitlin, to how many fingers am I holding up? Trick question.

None. Here's the real question. What do you think of the chaos what do you think of the chaos wrought by the endless duplications of your family members uh is that me and number two oh hey howdy hey how's it going first of all i just want to say it's great to be here and uh also uh you know, I'm not really concerned with that. You know, I'm the real Caitlin. And, you know, they're just a bunch of phonies, in my opinion. What do you think about the fact we now have seven Kylie's, three Kim's? Well, I love my family.

So the more the merrier, baby. Okay, so you're not apologizing for all of the horrible things the duplications have caused. Why would I apologize? All right, all right, all right, Caitlyn 3, what the hell is going on? And how are you going to prove that you're the real Caitlyn?

Well, I am Cait. That's all there is to it. That's as simple as that. Simple as 1, 2, 3 am Kate. That's all there is to it. That's as simple as that. Simple as 1, 2, 3, ABC. And here's what I'm going to say to you, Betty. Thank you for having me on SheSpan. My name is Ben. My name is Ben.

You're not Betty Boop? No. Okay. No, I'm respected host and debate moderator, Ben Moore. Okay, okay. For the SheSpan network. I see, I see. For the SheSpan network. network okay well i i would just like

to say thank you for having me on thank you to my competitors to you know and i'd like also like to thank my vice caitlin uh kimann foxman who i would elect as my vice caitlin where i chosen as the true caitlin okay okay all right um well america our debate will now start and god willing our national nightmare will end as one caitlin will be left standing the real caitlin the other two will be executed by firing squad each caitlin will have two minutes to answer the questions that i'm throwing at them and the other kittens will have 90 seconds for their respuddles. Caitlin's, can we please respect the rules? Can I get an affirmative on that? No, I can't promise anything. You know, mic me up and let's start the conversation. All right. Let's start the conversation. Let's go. Caitlin, one,

how would you describe your gender identity? How would you describe your gender identity? Well, I used to think, you know, I made a big deal about being trans a while ago. But now, you know, it's all these kids. I think now to be trans, you got to have a set of cat ears. You got to be on some kind of a guy's rugby team and say, I'm a girl and not so i don't know if i'd be trans now but i do i still kind of idolize um let's see uh i still like um crystal gale i think she's gorgeous and i like farrah fawcett i like the classic 70s divas so i'd'd still go with the she, her, I guess, woman kind of identity. But, you know, if you've got to call me he, if you want to call me guy, buddy, it's up to you.

Go for it. All right. Thanks, man. Caitlin, too. Any rebuttal? I don't know. I think it's so complicated these days. I just got to say I'm a gender fun.

Wow. I see. You do have to simplify it for everybody see. You do have 90 seconds. You simplify it for everybody. Oh, I got 90 seconds. Well, you know, as I've always said, I am Kate, and I think that's first and foremost. I'll take the extra time if she doesn't want it.

Go for it. Yeah, it's going to go to Caitlin 3. Well, I would just like to say that I'm guy gal pronouns. Guy gal? Is that what she said? Interesting. Interesting. That's all the time I need,

but I would like to bank that time just in case I want to make a big speech at the very end. Sorry, that's all I'm going to say. I think you got to let me respond to that one. You can respond if you want. That's, I think you're trying,

you're trying to figure out who the real Caitlin is. I thought we were trying to win a date with Ben Mora. No. Is this not the dating game? Well, Ben's looking pretty cute, I got to say. He's looking pretty foxy. You're a little sweet pie. We have got to put an end to this national nightmare we're having.

Andy Cohen was supposed to host this. He was killed in the street like Gaddafi, okay? It is bad out there because of everything your family is doing. It's because of Hurricane Hillary. Okay? She's been bad news since day one. She's back. I can't even take off in my dang plane from the hangers

at the, you know. The hangers have been on lockdown for about 48. See, that's number one. Real Caitlyn would never have a plane. She does helicopter only. Well, that's exactly where you're wrong, because the real Caitlin, me, has many types of flying implements, and although I favor a helicopter, I've been told many times you cannot take a helicopter.

Would you go to Harvard or something? I think both of these ladies don't really have the specifics. I'll take the helicopter, but gender aviation, there's a variety of craft. Gender aviation? We got a lot of highfalutin words flying around here, you know, crack open a beer for Christ's sake.

Put the books down, take the beers out. That's what I always say. I will not be accused of being a bookworm here. Caitlin's, Caitlin's, shut up. Caitlin 2. What's shut up. Caitlin, too. What's your hair care routine? Oh, you know, nothing too complex.

We're really getting into mane and tail lately. Mane and tail conditioner. And, you know, I hate to admit this. I don't want to sound like it's an ad or that I'm getting on some kind of trend. But I tried Olaplex number three, and that stuff just works.

Oh, yeah. It really brings the elastic quality to. Is it my reply? Is it my turn? I mean, we could say ladies, Caitlin one and Caitlin three. What do we think of Caitlin two's hair? Are you a gay guy, Ben? Or are you a straight? I mean,

I'm, I'm a homosexual man. Okay. Because I was just style. I was curious because the dating game, a straight guy usually wouldn't ask a hair care routine question, but yeah, but you'll know,

listen, we all have, uh, pussies, but they're, they're just cocks inside out. So don't let that scare you. Just,

I will say, don't cry. Don't cry, buddy. don't cry don't cry buddy don't cry that's okay and they keep the prostate you know i think i've been having sex with women this whole time oh yeah it's true it's true it's it's more it's more likely than you think well Well, you know, I'm 70, I'm 74. And I, I, you know, my hair would be as thin as, as a cheesecloth. So it's a wig, Ben. I got to be honest. It's a wig.

And so I let my gal handle it. She cleans it out. And, but it is a hair system. So I don't. Okay. I see. I don't handle it. Kaelin 3, what's your hair care routine? I have one snail named Rocket that I, in the morning,

I wake up at 2 a.m. every day, and Rocket goes up and down, up and down, every single hair very slowly, and I let him take his time, and he snails it up and really just greases everything up. A snail mucus treatment. Yeah. That's all the rage now.

You know, cos Rx. And I do cosign the Olaplex 3. That stuff really does do a strike. I see. I see. All right. Kaelin 3, we've got another question here for you. This one's going right to you.

Yeah. Kaelin 3, what's the name of your third born granddaughter? Well, this is one of the easiest questions you could possibly ask me. Okay. Okay. Because I know all the names in the world almost. And especially those of my granddaughters. Yeah.

And grandsons, in case that's the one that it is. But not my grand days. I will not have any of those in my family. I don't think you've got one of them yet. Well, not yet. Thank God. So no name? Not going to give us the name?

Well, I'm going to give you the name if you give me about... It seems like you're deflecting a little bit. How long do I have to answer? Two minutes? You have two minutes. You could just start naming names if i really just well i what i was gonna try to do is try to kind of stall a little bit and see what happens but uh i guess i'll just take a shot in the dark here is uh is it crammed cranbosmer it is not Cranbosmer well it is not

do you know the name of your third born granddaughter Brody had a secret kid it's name is Jesselnick I think these charlatans can't really step up clearly it's Kendall Jr. That sounds a lot like Kendall Jenner.

Kendall Jr. Kendall Jr. Jenner is the correct answer. Kendall Jr. Jenner? Yes. Simple mistake, I gotta say. They were born within a few months of each other. I'm just going to throw this one out to the crowd. They were born within a few months of each other. I'm just gonna throw this one out to the crowd. Within a few months of each other, that is very

true. Jesel Neck and Kendall Jr. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna throw this one out, just to whoever, whichever one of you think you can answer, because I do have the correct answer in front of me. How many grandchildren in total do you have, Caitlyn Jenner?

I'm gonna quote the Bible here and say what the Lord told Abraham, someday your descendants will be the same number as the stars. And I'm just going to leave that there and let that hang. An infinite amount because there's so many more coming. As many as there are Jewish people in today's world, that's the amount of grandchildren that I have. Yeah. All right. On a similar note i'd kind

of piggyback off that you know it's the tipping point uh was was a big deal but you know i think i think after i kind of came on the scene you know unfortunately uh some of these uh daughters and granddaughters we kind of get into a lot of public spats uh but they're gonna be you know all these all these young uh women who are uh just being so strong uh they're gonna you know i i i am mommy kind of uh for for these for these gals yeah yeah see that's that that one that one's got some kind of a crimes of the future tick going on because you know every anyone who's anyone knows that i go by dad and uh i make no qualms about it and you know i would i had kind of a guesstimate before but now that we've seen they're kind of multiplying and they've they've got this kind of a uh the brood

thing going on there's no there's no way to really say how many are running around out there. We got Kylie Khloe number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Yeah, it was a trick question because, I mean, as Caitlyn 3 said, infinite amount. And we're seeing that happen right now in the streets. They do not stop multiplying.

So I did get it right. You said it was a trick question, but I did get it right. Now I am become Legion. How are you going to pay for all these kids, Ben? They're not my children. They're not my children. Maybe, but by the end of the day.

Where are we going to go, Jar? Alright, Caitlin1. Next question here for you. Yep. Caitlin, what did. Next question here for you. Yep. Caitlin, what did Kim say to you on that fateful night in the garage? The real Caitlin will know exactly what I'm talking about. Fateful night in the garage.

Well, there's been quite a few. I'm out there quite a bit. I'm always working on an old Ford or just kind of separating the bottles. But I think the one that you're getting at, she said, Dad, shut up. What a beautiful night. I remember that like it was just yesterday. Sorry, I'm tearing up a little. I know it was a sad one. It was a sad one. I'm assuming that we all share

the same memories up to a certain point. It was split off. Yeah. It was a good, it sounds like, you know, out of context, it sounds kind of bad, but Dad shut up. It was the right thing to say.

It was the right thing to say. You know, I let out a little chuckle. Yeah. It was funny also. Yeah. It was funny at the time. All right. Caitlin, Caitlin, too. What's a decathlon?

And could you please describe it in great detail? it in great detail. Well, you're you know, you're going to start off by working really hard. You're going to train a lot. And then you're going to

you know, you're going to be you're going to be running around like a chicken with his head cut off. You're going to be throwing stuff to who knows where. And then, for some reason, they're going to make you jump in a lake. A bunch of weird fish around there.

You're in a kayak. And then you're at the hangar. You've got to take off. And, you know, at the end of the day, it's really nice to just kind of come home and be with your family. That's part of it, too. You have to go home and be

with your family after. That's what they don't tell you in the Olympic Village. They don't tell you about that last part. That's often the hardest I've found. Hanging out with your family. It's really hard to be in the same room with your family. It's really hard to be in the same room with your family and not be really awkward.

Anyone can jump. Any old Jack can jump. Any old Jack or Jill can jump up and down and roll down a hill. But, you know, going home and. Well, I think if I, you know, if I had gotten into those women's leagues in the mid 80s, I would have kicked their ass. To sit in a room with many Jenners and Kardashians and sit on a couch and have them, you know,

say crazy, wacky things, and you have to be like, no, don't do that, you know, and no, they're not going to listen to you, that's the hardest part of it. Number two, you mentioned getting into a women's league. How would you get into a women's league? What are you going to say, 14? i'm saying before this woke you know if i i'm just it's a thought experiment you know we're gonna if you don't want any of that woke nonsense in here you know i'm just all i'm saying is

there's a clear differential and uh you know i could take all the uh horse piss uh 80s uh estrogen i wanted but that wouldn't change the fact that i was a strong and uh champion athlete you know well speaking of horse piss i think you're called number two for a reason well i'm number three so that would become then which means i'm probably the best one. Prostate fluid. As after my time, we only got to one and two when I was growing up. When I was a little boy, you had number one and number two. They're up to

ten, you said, Ben? Can you go through what they are? One is pee. We probably got puke in there somewhere. Two is poop. Three is cum. Four is pee. Probably got puke in there somewhere. Two is poop. Three is cum. Four is tears.

Five is... Of course, they got to have their tears in there. Yeah, because they're a bunch of crybabies. I got to go number four. I don't know if I'd appreciate all this bathroom talk on our date. Yeah, Ben, you're being a little disgusting here. You can kind of tell what you're doing nowadays.

Well, I don't mind it, to be honest. I don't mind a little pee, a little number two poop. Yeah. Yeah. Caitlin, Caitlin 2, it's the worst thing you've ever done. Trust Lance Armstrong. What a liar that guy turned out to be. Yeah, let's talk about Lance for a minute here.

I think it's really disgusting what he did, only getting a little bit of the surgeries. And I think that if you're going to have one ball, you can't say you're trans. You got to get rid of both of them or get out of here. You know what I mean? You know, yeah. Get rid of both or just keep saying you're a man. Don't tell me, don't call me late at night crying saying i'm transgender now i don't know what i'm gonna do with myself to me not an

orc active make me deal with only having one ball yeah not an orc act to you you know let's deal with that on yourself you know what i mean poor chery Oh, man. It's a shame what happened to Cheryl. Poor Cheryl Sandberg. Cheryl Sandberg. Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow, the things they did to her are... Well, she's certainly not poor these days. Oh, yeah.

All right, so follow-up to... What was the question? Sorry, so just to follow up to the worst thing you ever did, Caitlin, too. Have you ever killed anyone? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Only with my looks. Based on Caitlin thing you ever did, Caitlin, to have you ever killed anyone? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Only with my looks. That's a good one. Can I phone a friend for this one?

No, this is not a game show. This is a national debate in which we won't be doing any of those antics. Caleb, one, have you ever killed anyone? Well, I think I know. I think I know what you're getting at. There's that thing going around on Twitter, on Instagram. People made a couple of reels about it. It's all sensationalized is what it was. It was like I had a little fender bender, and sure, somebody ended up dead.

Does that mean I was Norman Bates killing him on the inside of the car? No, it wasn't that simple. I ended up giving them a little bit of money because they were, of course, they're beggars. They're welfare queens trying to get a buck out of the richest person around they could find. They could throw a rock at, but no, it wasn't Michael Myers, it wasn't Freddy Krueger. I'm always

saying, I agree with that, but I do think that we, once we do find this serial killer who is in the front seat with that woman, we can bring him to justice, or her. Or most likely her, I would say, because she'd go under the radar.

She was probably very beautiful. Eileen Wuornos. She is innocent. She's innocent. Maybe it's a dress to kill kind of scenario. I think it's more of a Final Destination 2 kind of situation.

Where an engine is going to fly through. Well, for now. Which one is two? People always forget about these final destination scenarios. There's a lot of equipment happening on these big L.A. freeways. There's a lot of logs out there on the freeways. A lot of things could drop and fall and explode. There was probably a guy on a motorcycle.

It was probably a big situation. A giant green shell. Those are flying down the freeways of Los Angeles. Blue shells. A blue shell might have tracked them down. If you ever spent time in the film industry, if you ever go down to Atlanta, they call it Spaghetti Junction.

But that's nothing compared to these L.A. intersections. Hey, Spaghetti Junction, that's what I like to see. Ben's Spaghetti Junction, that's what I like to see. Ben's Spaghetti Junction, you know what I mean? Let's move right past that one. Just a little body humor. Let's go to Peter Luker, baby. You're Italian, Ben? Is that what I was referring to?

Yeah. I'm Italian. C'est la vie. C'est la vie. C'est la vie. Caitlyn 3. Yeah. What's the name of your first wife? And who left who?

And why? Okay. Well, you're probably talking about my secret first marriage to a woman. Sorry, I get emotional thinking about it. I got married to a woman named Dragoon at a at a music festival I was tricked and duped into marrying Dragoon

in the 80s there was you know YMCA that band I forgot what they're called what are they called again the village people yeah we were at the Village People concert and it was me there. And this woman gave me a weird lollipop and I sucked

on it and I sucked it down. And next thing I know, I wake up in bed and I, you know, we're pronounced man and bride. And I see. Yeah. It turns out it was all part of my imagination uh according to my doctor but that to me is always my first love and I think if if it wasn't part of my imagination we would have stayed together for longer you're saying the the public uh marriage that is documented is actually your second marriage that was actually, that's one of my many second marriages. I see. I see. I see. Caitlin one, Caitlin two. Do you have any recollection of this?

Did this check out to you? See, mine, you know, that doesn't ring any bells, but my first marriage actually also went undocumented. I was briefly married to Marla Maples, and it was in Vegas, and the papers just kind of flew out of a window. That's a lot cooler than mine. Marla Maples.

She was hot stuff back in the day. People forget. Once again, these ladies are trying to sell you a bag of goods. I will admit I was a macho, macho man back in my youth, but everyone knows my first marriage was to Kirby. Kirby from the video game? The video game? My little pink lover.

Let me see it. I like this gal. She's kind of a robotic sci-fi Caitlin I think it's kind of cool she's got kind of a vocoder effect got an interesting thing going on with the microphone it's pretty cool Caitlin too this is a personal question

you know a lot of the other questions have been submitted from you know Twitter users you know just general public got a personal question what happened to Rob is he still sexy what's up with Rob just general public. Got a personal question. What happened to Rob? Is he still sexy? What's up with Rob?

Why don't I see him anymore? Why won't he call me? Why won't he respond to anything? Well, Rob was... He was David Schwimmer. You know, played Rob. Wow, I didn't know that. On FX. Sorry, Rob was,

Rob's never existed and was merely played by the actor David Schwimmer for years. He's a handsome fella. It sounds like that's the case. I'm not sure. I think you might have

cut out number two, but that actually does check out on my end. Yeah, I do remember it was one of the Friends actors. It was one of the Friends. I thought it was Joey, but it could have been Ross easily. I think David sounds right. That does sound right, because when we would clock out, he would say, all right, bye, Bruce, and I would say, bye, Dave.

I see, I see, I see. I think Caitlin, too too needs some time to reconnect let's take a quick commercial break here we'll be right back with the continued debate wanna see my baby again wanna be

tuned into She's Ben this Friday for a special presentation of the Vagina Monologues followed by a 12th district budget meeting. Okay, so it unfortunately sounds like David Schwimmer has been playing Rob the whole time and my

hopes of ever meeting him have been dashed because he never existed. Caitlin, three? Yeah. Who's Kylie's best friend? I think it might be... Is it Tiesto? One of those guys, I think. I mean, keep going.

It might be Zedd. I know it's a guy that makes some of the music that's who it is i just remembered david getta um i that's that checks out to me um i think it's david getta because i don't know i've i've been getting a lot into this uh you know beep bop music lately and i really just you know, Bebop music lately, and I really am just, you know. Who are some of your favorite Bebop musicians? Well, Kim Ann Foxman, who I was at, would be my vice, Caitlin, if I were elected. She was, you know, in Hercules and Love Affair.

And what happened is I got a ticket to, I went to Honcho Campout, which is a music festival in Pittsburgh and I thought what I really well I don't I misunderstood what honcho campout was I thought it would just be me and a big and a big guy a big honcho up there in the woods and I was excited for that but I get there there's a bunch of gender queers and tender queers walking around and I you know it was not a great scene but I did like a lot of the music there you know nice well that's good I'm glad you enjoyed your time yeah um let's see Caitlin one are there any celebrities that you think might be secretly transgender? That Marilyn Manson never looked right to me.

Yeah, she's a little odd looking. I would say Marilyn Manson, and then, of course, back in the day, Jamie Lee Curtis was the big rumor. That one was the big one that Jamie Lee Curtis secretly had some stuff going on. I never understood that. She's just a tall pretty lady. Caitlin too?

Any follow up? Any rebuttal? I got a couple names I could throw out onto the game board here. You got a list. First of all Siskel and Ebert. Sus. As I would say. Post Malone. And of course Kirby I guess you would know

you've seen what's happening downstairs I was never quite sure but you know unfortunately the relationship dissolved before we had a chance to really work things out if Kirby sucks you off excuse my coarse language but if Kirby sucks you off and swallows, does he become of the gender of you?

Or does, you know, does he become cum, I guess? Is that Oppenheimer? It becomes as Oppenheimer said, I think. I mean, he becomes an Olympic champion athlete, maybe. Good for Kirby. Amen to that. Good for Curb. Amen to that. Good for Curb. Curb his enthusiasm, am I right?

And Siskel and Ebert, they switched genders with each other, if I remember correctly. Well, one of them got some kind of an FFS surgery. I can't remember which. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At some point. Whoever did that one was really botched it. You know?

Did a real bad job. I mean, Siskel, read the writing on the wall. Oh, yeah. Go off, Siskel. Go off, Siskel. Alien 3? Yeah.

What's your worst fear? Can I phone a friend or no? You're not going to let me again. I mean, you want... Hey, I feel like at this point i may as well i may as well count your demands of this beauty game show so why not phone a friend caitlin three why not okay i'm gonna phone the other two caitlins and ask them what they think okay all right go ahead go ahead. Go ahead. Do it.

Hey, gals. Hey, hey. Hey, what's up, Gale? How's it going? How are you doing? I was just thinking about this question. I'm wondering what you guys, how are you guys sizing up this Ben fella? I think he's a little cutie pie, if you ask me.

I think he's got something going on. He's got something going on he's got something going on it's uh yeah yeah yeah i don't know i said uh what do you think it's a sure thing if we win i think it's a sure thing i think what we can you know i think he's got some junk in the trunk i can tell just by looking at him and i i think uh i think it's a sure thing. Like the movie The Sure Thing with John Cusack. You know? I'm thinking more like Speed, because I'm trying to get this date on the road.

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I'm more or less into the ladies, so if you gals want to go for it and kind of tag team him, I'm fine with that. I'll kind of step aside and let you go to town. You know what would be fun is if we do a three is company type scenario where it's the opposite.

Ben is on one day. Where I'm Mr. Roper. And we all take turns being the same person. We all go. The landlord guy. What was his name? I don't know. I've never seen the show.

I just know it. Oh, it was Roper. Oh, Mr. Roper. There's a Mrs. Roper, too. And then it was Don Knotts was the original one. Don Knotts, that's, you know, that's a sexy man. That's what we're going to be in bed after this date. That's really up your street. I was more into Suzanne Simmers and Joyce DeWitt.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Suzanne. I would yank it off for Joyce. Please don't. You know, that's our equipment that you're working with. Well, too late. You got to work with what you have.

Anyways, what was the question again hale in three i was here for all of that by the way ladies i make gay man nothing you haven't heard before nothing you haven't heard before nothing you've ever seen all right relax uh village village person over here lady gaga no one cares lord gaga over here you can identify however you want no one cares if you're gay yeah in fact it's actually nowadays it's good if you're gay everyone loves it even more even the three gals on the dating game with you. I'm not even special anymore. Yeah.

We won't coy. We won't kowtow to your little, you know, identity politics game. We'll see. We'll see. Maybe. We're going to suck you off whether you like it or not, you little faggot. How's that? Now you're speaking my language.

I'm trying to transition careers into being a respected debate moderator. And this is the debate you chose to moderate. You've got to start somewhere. You've got to start somewhere. That's true, I guess. That's true. You've got to pick yourself up by the bootstraps

and start with the cage. I really appreciate you having us here and I think you're doing a great job. Thank you. Don't platformer. My brown nose are over there. Don't platformer. It's not worth debating.

I'm saying, look, there's three of these women all of a sudden. We've got to figure out which one is the real Kate. Transphobic. Women. What was the question? What is your biggest fear? Spiders.

Come back with an answer. Spiders. Bernie Sanders. Yeah, that's my base. Socialism, how about? Listen, ladies, we're tough. All right. Bernieism. How about? Listen, ladies, we're tough. All right. Hey, wait a second.

Speaking of Bernie Sanders. Hey, what? What? Jewish? No, no, never mind. I was going to say, you look like that one back, Caitlin 3. Walk that one back. Well, you look like that staffer.

You know? No. Let's not remind people of my career failures. Oh, OK. Somebody has staff. Yes. let's not remind people of my career failures somebody has staff yes I got a good I got a good guy if you're if you're feeling a little itchy I do that's why I can't have sex with any of you as much as I'd like to Caitlin

because you have a staff infection yes okay listen I'll tell you what I'm afraid of I'm a principled conservative all right but when I when I look at my life, I've got to say, it's my own day of judgment with St. Peter at the pearly gates. Yeah. Amen to that.

That brings up another question we've got here, live from some Twitter users watching the debate. Caitlin1, what members of your family do you think are gonna go to hell probably all of them i'd say um unless it's that uh kylie's a real sweetie i think she's maybe too um simple for hell i think everyone else has made certain decisions that we can't walk back. You know, I've done all this stuff to my body and Kim had sex on camera

and Chris, of course, has stolen millions from the girls and so on and so forth. Kylie is just kind of a simpleton. She likes lip gloss. So I'd say maybe all of them except Kai. Okay. Caitlyn 2, Caitlyn 3, any rebuttal to that?

Do you think that's what the real Caitlyn would be saying? Yeah, I think so. Absolutely. It checks out to you? All your entire family is damned to hell besides Kylie because she's too stupid. Kylie's going somewhere special. I don't know if it's heaven necessarily.

Somewhere special. She's a special kid. You're right. Kind of like going to the kingdom of heaven. A remedial class. Purgatory, maybe. Yeah, where babies go when they're aborted. Caitlin, too, has something to say, Ben, if you don't mind.

We're going to the kingdom of heaven because Christ our Lord is our Savior. And we all keep the faith in Christ our Lord. You can butcher your body up all you want. It's Christ will. She is going to wash away your sins. Oh, she. Okay. A lot of wild ideas coming out of that one. I think it's a hoot.

It's a hoot. You think that was real fun. I'm really having a great time. A lot is more said. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. It's like a symphony. You know, it's like violin, violin,

cello, cello, cello. That song we all love. Violin, cello. Sorry, shut up, Caitlin3. Please, I've got to be respected as a debate moderator. I cannot be interrupted by you guys. Caitlin2, what was the year you transitioned

and what was the first publication you told it to? Well, as you know, it was 1986. The first go around. That was a big bust. So I'm just going to answer straight forward and say we all

know I was Barbara Walters' most fascinating woman of the year. I see. 2015. Sorry, it was Barbara Walters? Yeah, I was Barbara Walters' most fascinating woman of the year. I see. I see.

Killing three, does that check out? Was that your experience? I do remember being Barbara your experience i do remember being barbara walters very briefly i don't know what was going on there but i then i was the most fascinating woman of the year 2015 but i do remember specifically there was a magazine covered very well renowned uh yeah call me kate call me kate right yeah was that it that was it call me Caitlin call me Caitlin that's the one

it was a magazine title yeah Caitlin Caitlin 3 who did you dislike the most on your reality TV show I am Kate can I can I phone a friend again yeah you're gonna just call these two and talk about how you want to call the other Kate Kate. Can I phone a friend? Again? Yeah. You're going to just

call these two and talk about how you want to suck me off. I'm going to call the other Caitlyn. I know what you're going to do. I was going to call the other Caitlyn. Just do it. Just do it. Hello. Hey, ladies. Hey, gal. What's up? It's going to be Jen Richards, right? Jen Richards? Yeah, I was going to say that.

What about the New York Times lady? Oh, Jenny Finney Boylan. Jenny Finney Boylan. Oh, she was a real lead blanket, too. She was a pill. That's got to be my answer. Kate Bornstein was kind of a drip, too.

Really kind of pushed me. Most of these ladies they linked us up with. I don't think any of these relationships have lasted that long since the show went off the airwaves. Well, you know, I drive by Candy's house every now and then. Candy Kane, Candace. I sometimes park out there and just, you know, just wait. Oh, you're the one taking my spot. Yeah.

All right. Well, now we know. Do you want me to hang up this phone call? I love it this way. I'll talk to you. All right. Talk to you in a sec. Talk to you in a to you. All right, talk to you in a sec. Talk to you in a sec, gal.

I'll talk to you in a few minutes, okay? I'll call back in a little bit. All right, bye-bye now. Bye. All right, Ben and Bill, I think I have my answer. Yeah. Probably the worst person on the show is going to be, you know, all those three that just got named.

All three of them. Yeah. They're the worst ones. Very convinced. Very, very convinced. Yeah. Very convincing argument. I know all about it.

Caitlin. Caitlin won. Yeah. We're going to get to something that probably only the real Caitlin knows herself. Blood type. What was your earliest childhood memory earliest childhood memory was picking up picking up a one of those throwing discs mama had one on the kitchen table and i picked it up and i threw it and she said well my little boy's gonna be a decathlete and i never i never gave up after that that was all i could think about was just throwing that little disc turned out it was not a disc it was

the top of an urn and it was some kind of i ended up breaking something and spilling ashes everywhere but that nevertheless that's what led me into my career as a decathlete. I see. I see. Caitlyn 2, Caitlyn 3. Does that check out to you? Is that your earliest memory? Yeah, that sounds about right. I remember throwing clay pigeons with Pop. Yeah, I don't remember whose urn that was, but I do. Pull, he'd say. Pull, Bruce.

This can't be right, but I think I specifically remember Caitlin 1 taking off the disc and throwing it, Caitlin 2 standing there with a gun and firing it out of the air, and then Caitlin 3, me, being the one who was dead, burned up in the ashes inside the urn. But I don't...

This sounds kind of like the movie Mother, like maybe we all live in a cycle and when one dies, the next gets reincarnated. It's kind of a glitch. This is what this glitch. Let's remember two of you are fighting for your lives here.

You will be executed at the end of this debate. Cosmically speaking, you know, all of us will see. I guess maybe it's some solace and kind of live in some kind of closed karmic loop. And I'd love to. Yeah. Caitlin, too.

What religion are you? Who's your savior? I can't wait to hear the answer to this. A little curious myself. I think I've made it pretty clear you know i've uh lord lord jesus christ my savior you know you know i mean it's a little more complicated than that i know i was uh you know my mother was uh raised baptist but uh you know we we were close we grew up closer to a methodist church uh you know but around 2003 things got a little dicey with that whole gay

whatever the guy in Massachusetts we didn't like that at all I think was his name no no no for any church you know we and we've been switching back to Baptist you know and I've been and I'll take Kendall down there you know probably twice a week yeah

yeah there's some rumors about Kendall I'm gonna throw this one out to all she's also into the town now probably twice a week. Yeah. There's some rumors about Kendall. I'm going to throw this one out to all of you. She's also into the Tao now. The rumors of the streets that she's a lesbian.

Do we have any insight? The real Caitlyn may know this. She's got a close relationship with Kendall. What do we think? Are any of those rumors true? Is she a lesbian? Is she not a lesbian? This is an amazing way for one of you to verify that you are the real Caitlin. It'd be an easier answer if she was a lesbian.

The thing is that she's got a little bit of a shaving of an extra chromosome. And she was kind of we didn't know what she was when she was born. So that's why she's got that. She's model-esque now. She kind of grew into it. But she's got kind of a straight up and down body. And that's why some of these gay guys, Bad Bunny, like her so much. The truth is she'll kind of fall into bed with anyone.

But she's got this kind of guy-girl thing happening. And so she doesn't really know what's going on she's another one she might be a candidate for that kind of simpleton afterlife scenario if you know what she does for fun is she sits in a folding chair and just stares at a a poster from uh my morning jacket concert in. I don't know where she got it, but she just sits in a folding chair with a big grin on her face, doesn't blink at all. Sometimes I go in there with an eyedropper. I got to keep the eyeballs wet, you know, or else they get dried up. That's happened a few times before, and that's no fun. But yeah, that's pretty pretty much I think she really likes my morning jacket

a lot I think that's part of it in some way that's a piece of the puzzle I don't know what picture the puzzle has on it but that's a piece of it I know I see there's some shading to to some of the truth right there for sexuality

Kaylin too any thoughts on on Kendall being a raging dyke, as people say? I mean, I think you can buy any old poster on eBay these days, so I don't know where she got it exactly, but I'm having trouble getting my

recollection on this one. I mean, she definitely did Drama Club, but I don't remember her doing Thespian Society. So, I don't know. Acting was really never her strong suit. I see. I see. I see.

Caitlin three. You could invite, say, let's say, you know, you can invite five people living, living or dead to a dinner party. Who would they be?

Probably Caitlin one, Caitlin two, Ben Mora, me, Caitlin 3, and then I'd also invite Caitlin 4, who's not here tonight. Don't tell us it's the fourth one. We've met, we've met, we've met.

No. Do you all know each other? Well, tangentially. Not by any social... Yeah, we've heard know each other well tangentially not by any social yeah we've heard about each other I see it's kind of one of those things where you'll have a conversation

at the party but it never really gets anywhere outside it doesn't really go anywhere it goes around in circles why don't we go around the debate table here today why don't we say whichlyn we dislike the most and why? I'm going to say number three, because she's the most threatening to my own existence.

Number two, I'm fine with, because she's kind of got a weird sci-fi gal thing going on, and I think she's just kind of funky and kind of cool but I'm going to go with number three for the gun squad okay alright alright what do you think about that I mean Caitlin she's aiming for you she's saying she wants you to be

murdered just simply because you have a sci-fi look what do you have to say about that I thought she's saying I don't have a I'm not going to be murdered I don't have a... I'm not going to be murdered. I don't understand. Well, you know, listen. I'm going to piggyback off of that.

Well, listen, overall it'll be five, but she's not here. So we're going to go three. I'm going to piggyback. We can throw five under the bus. I'm going to throw three under the bus because that's the only ally ship that I got here. Five is the only misshapen lockers come out and say that. I'm threatened and you know, and I honestly, I'm thinking, Ben, that you're

taking after three a little more. So we got to get her out of the picture quick. I'm an impartial moderator here. But it seems like but we win a date with you if we win. I thought, no, you get shot in the head by the Biden administration for you don't get shot in the head if the Biden administration for faking Caitlyn Jenner.

If we win? Yes. Well, if you lose. If you win, you live and then you're the only remaining Caitlyn. Can you just promise right now that whoever wins... We've got to take care of these other two somehow. Can you just promise that you'll go on a date with whoever wins? Well, I'll think about it. I think it's only fair.

I'm still sweating. I'm feeling a little pressured. The question is to you, Caitlyn3, who do you dislike the most? Who's the most distrustful? You know what? I'm also going to say Caitlyn3. I don't trust myself

as far as I can throw me. I see it. And you can throw yourself pretty far. I can throw myself miles. Miles. You got to throw yourself pretty far. I can throw myself miles. With decathlon, you know, you got to throw yourself at the very end there. And you throw yourself into the practice. Okay, well, Caitlin3, it seems like you're

kind of suicidal. Got all the votes. No, no, no, no. I'm just here to have a good time. That was another question we got sent in from some Twitter users. Have you ever had any suicidal ideation? Huh?

You heard me. No, no, no, not at all. I don't really concern myself with that kind of stuff. If anything, I would delete everybody else, and I would just be the last one standing. Like Squidward in that Spongebob where he's in the void. I love that one. I don't know if I caught that one, but

sounds about right. Yeah. What's your biggest turnoff in the bedroom? There's not enough smooching. I mean, listen, buddy, we can go to Poundtown alright, but you know, I like a long, passionate kissing

section before we get to the business. And some of these guys, they just want to really just get right to business. I'm not liking it. Caitlin three, Caitlin one, turn offs, turn ons. We can open up. We can say turn ons

as well. Well, having a long smooch would be the turn-on in that situation. She's the turn-on. She's real turned-on right now, it seems like, just thinking about that. I'm going to say the only thing

I'm smooching is pussy. And I'm not much of a kisser. I like to uh finger pussy and i like to eat it out and that's kind of my big thing is pussy pussy i'm gonna say pretty much the same things as the other two caitlins except i do love uh you know i do love a little role play i like a little you know cowgirl action where you know a gal will be i'll be a buck and bronco and a gal will be a cowgirl who has to tame me a little bit and i do enjoy that you know my athletic build does serve me well in that regard. And I do think that my biggest turn off in the bedroom

is probably when one of my daughters walks in and says, hey dad, do you know where everyone is? Do you know what's going on? Do you know where the Wheaties are?

I don't like it when that happens. Yeah, that'd be pretty annoying. Well, I'm going to leave some time here for you all to make final arguments to verify that you are the real Caitlyn. What do we think about that? You guys prepared? Well, I'm the real Caitlyn.

Yeah, I'm the real Caitlyn. And all these other Caitlyns are just imitating. Yeah, I'm the real Caitlyn. All these other Caitlyns are just imitating. And I don't know if you've got to ask me some more questions, I'll be here. Otherwise, I don't know what you want me to say. I'm kind of an iconic gal. I got some good sayings you know people like me they don't like me it's uh

I don't know you know it's wherever you're from totally totally Kaylin 2, Kaylin 3 anyone want to take the mantle there and provide some arguments I mean we've had this time with all of us here to verify that one of you may be the real Caitlyn. It seems like all guns, even Caitlyn 3's own gun has pointed it at herself.

Well, I might want to take back my answer to that question now that I'm realizing the stakes here. But yeah, I think, you know, why can't there be three Caitlyn's? Why can't you date all three of us, Ben? You know, why can't there be three Caitlins? Why can't you date all three of us, Ben? You know, I think if you go on a date with each of us, you'll find that we each have our own strengths and our own weaknesses and that we could even cover each other's weaknesses and become, you know, I believe that we could combine perhaps into one ultra Caitlyn.

That would be very powerful. It's hard to make that decision because we do have the Biden administration's declared martial law. Thanks a lot, Joe. There's looting, there's riots. Restaurants aren't even open anymore. So I don't know. I'll tell you what, I'll teach you how to ride a dirt bike.

Okay. Ben, if that helps. I could, you know, skip off into the sunset with you three if you can promise me that I'm good with life. Dirt bike's the one thing. Dirt bike, we got some rifles in the garage. Okay.

Rob is Rob. Sporty stuff. There's a hanger. We could call up Dave and have him put on the old costume. I mean, I forgot, you know. Can we get Dave Arquette as Rob to come by, maybe? Yeah, sure. Why not?

David's available for a range. David Schwimmer, actually. David Schwimmer, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to shoot some guns with him. Maybe not to butt on a motorcycle. He's haywire. He's not real good at aiming, so you've got to be careful with that one.

I see. Also, I don't think he does any blue stuff. That's not covered by his SAG contract. Wow. Okay, well, you're probably losing me. I don't know. I might just... I mean, look, if I don't let...

Well, I think we could convince him, though. He's always been a fan. If I don't let Bo... If I step away from this debate without finding out who the real caitlin is i'm probably going to be shot as well so i kind of think i'm sorry but i kind of think we got we have to get rid of two of you well i think i'd like to declare that i'm running for office in 2020 right now yeah i'm about to run for office right after this. And I think that I would like to make my vice president would. I think the other Caitlins would make a great vice president. Well, look, you know, voters face it.

Voters face a choice. You being the voters. And I have I've had a long and lustrous career. And I think the people know what Caitlyn Jenner is all about. You know, I love Gerald Ford, Betsy Ross, Cher, you know. And, you know, these days I'm lucky if I'm getting laid in my own bedroom, you know. But, you know, I go to the Delta Sky Lounge and we'll hang out there a little bit. I see.

These are all things Caitlin would say. If you all want to run for office, maybe you can convince the voters to instead not vote to have two of you killed. Right. Vote for us to replace Biden. I'd try over it.

Chief of Staff would be the third one there. Like Destiny's Child. What's the presidential platform? America has a problem and its last name is Jenner. That's pretty good. Maybe you could make a pitch to the voters. What do you plan to change in this country?

I know you've got a lot of problems with woke. How are you going to fix that we've got riots you know the economy is collapsing well i love my family maybe save america maybe america will forgive you and not have you executed by firing squad i love my east coast friends and uh you know i was all in for uh andrew yang uh the last uh mayoral election i'm not registered in the state of New York, but we love what Eric Adams has been doing over there. And, you know, I think it's time to take his platform national. And, you know, he wouldn't be involved directly with the campaign,

but certainly an inspiration. Kind of a friend of. Right, right. A friend of the campaign. He's kind of our Cornel West. Yeah. Yeah, we, you know, I've been talking to Eric a little bit, and we've been talking about maybe cutting off California

and making it an island nation. You know, kind of like Hawaii or something like that. So it's like, you know, we don't have to deal with all these kooky kids in the U.S. anymore. And we could kind of cultivate our own hormones out of the horse piss and stuff and not have to have it be covered by welfare or whatever. You know, not have universal welfare. Ideally, that separation of California would be facilitated by thousands and thousands of helicopters, which will carry the state using winches off of the rest of the country. Wow.

It's actually not so hard. I know it sounds like a big ordeal, but it wouldn't take too long. Yeah, helicopter pilots are very expert. They're very coordinated. We just get enough of them. We give them the general idea of what we want to do, and they'll be able to kind of sort everything out. I mean, by the time we get past the primaries. You just plug it into Google Maps. You just plug it right into Google Maps.

You don't even have to, you know, plan a route or anything. You just type it in. You don't even have to press go on the directions. I'm actually surprised that hasn't happened by accident. It almost did actually a couple of years ago, but Caitlin, too, sorry we keep interrupting you. I think sci-fi Caitlin has got some input here. Well, we're harnessing the power of Lockheed Martin and Kaiser Permanente,

and they've provided this service. It's kind of like Ubercopter, but they're just going to fly in and pick it up. And it looks like you don't have to press go, but it's all been prearranged, you know, and this is, we're talking past the primary. So we've really,

we've really got the resources of, of all the, the big, big spenders at this point, September, 2024. It kind of seems like a single mission presidential campaign and that mission is to have

California removed by helicopter any other argument to the American people that they should instead of executing two of you vote for all three of you to be president with the American people about anything yeah okay

okay okay okay. Okay, so you're kind of saying this is the only thing we plan to get done. No, we're going to get a lot done. We'll get a lot done, honey. We'll get a lot done. You just buckle up, kiddo. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I see, I see.

Buckle it up. I don't know. Amazing, incredible things are going to happen. You'll be the first lady, Ben, of course. Yeah, you don't want to Amazing, incredible things are going to happen. You'll be the first lady, Ben, of course. You don't want to ruin the surprise, Benny. Let me get the numbers in here. Is it Benjamin?

It's Benjamin, yeah. We're doing this kind of American Idol style. We've received votes in over this entire debate as to which one of you, or which two of you will be killed but I'll also be honest with us Ben before you even read that out are we in a love triangle with you right now no

I think it'd be more of a square more of a square could be a diamond unless we're kicking sci-fi Caitlin out of this thing and I would never do that I gotta say I'm partial to that one. Give me a break. I think she's pretty cool.

Yeah, she's great. I just don't know as much about the gay stuff. Yeah. Well, don't worry. I'll show you. So let me get... Hold on. Is this one of these kind of McCain-Obama debate where they got the clickers with the

live chart going up and down? We've got a live studio audience. I don't know if you've heard them booing or hooting during this, but we also do have viewers watching. I hear the sound of booing pretty much constantly because of some trauma I experienced at the Olympics years ago. I see.

We've got a live studio audience with clickers and we've got people watching at home who are sending us, you know, their vote. They're casting their votes and I'm sorry to tell you guys this. I'm very happy to tell one of you this, but the other two you're going to be marched out back by me and a bunch of marshals. And we've all got an AK 47. None of us want to live with the guilt of knowing that we

fired the bullet that may have killed two of you so we're just gonna all fire at once we've got some grenades we're gonna throw as well it's kind of like it's less of a burden if the blood is just on my hands if it's on the hands of everyone you know are you just explaining right now in this debate how a firing squad works yes exactly okay um and those would be the last words you've spoken caitlyn three because you are going to be caitlin well you didn't there's gonna be more time for me to say hey so don't say those we're gonna cut you we're gonna cut we're gonna cut your mic um caitlyn three you are being killed I'm writing that down right now I'm not happy about it but I understand

I'm very excited to shoot Caitlin 3 I might tell the fiery squad to hold back Caitlin 2 it's going to be a lot harder to kill you because you've been very endearing you've been endearing robotics

it's going to be like a Harry and the Henderson style thing you've been very endearing. You've been endearing robotics, sci-fi, and it's going to be like a Harry and the Hendersons style thing when I throw a grenade at you. That happens in Harry and the Hendersons? They throw a grenade at the guy? Yeah, they throw a grenade at him. Oh, jeez. You've been real mouthy for a lady

who's about to die. Well, I co-hosted America Alive on NBC in the 70s, and it was kind of a firing squad of questions from their Springer-style audience. So this will be a walk in the cake park for me, baby. Listen, I think Caitlin, too, and I will be able to work something out. Bullet time. Perhaps go back to a home planet of one of us or something.

Or bullet time. That's another possibility. Can I catch a home planet of one of us or something. Or bullet time. That's another possibility. Can I catch a dimensional golf cart out of here? Dimensional rift. We can get a kind of VTOL vertical takeoff and landing device. That's basically a combination of a helicopter and a plane. Dr. Strange is involved. We both know him.

He could be called upon at a moment's notice Yeah Well thank you Doctor Strange actually did my bottom surgery That's why it's so great down there Oh me too Small world You know you can hear it when I take off my panties

And it's certainly a small world after all down there Oh yeah Tell me about it sister I take off my panties. And it's certainly a small world after all down there. Oh, yeah. Tell me about it, sister. You are the winner. You have been verified by our national audience. Well, with great power comes great responsibility. And I, you know,

it's kind of more of a burden to live than it is to die. And so lucky to you, gals. You know, I wish I was in your position, but I am the real Caitlyn. And I'm happy to carry out this California plan for all of us and just make sure that that happens. So thank you, Ben. Thank you, Biden. Thank you to all the people.

And I'm here to stay. I don't know what to tell you. I'm so happy you are announcing your presidential campaign on this debate stage. It's amazing. Caitlin 2, Caitlin 3, I will give you your

chance now to say your last words if you'd like while we're in front of the camera as we've got this big audience if you want to leave any of your party words and you know if you want to

get down to Peter Luger or Birds of a Feather or another great Williamsburg establishment or I could just suck you off now you know we've only got a short amount of time well i think we caitlin too and i are gonna make it out of this okay i just mean i don't have a plane of existence yeah yeah on a cosmic time scale we all really

just don't we've got we've got a couple tanks out back so i don't think you're gonna be making it very far ladies i'm sorry to tell you that well's okay we're going to make it out of here I don't think tanks are going to be a problem for us that's that jinner spirit that jinner optimism that's that jinner-osity that's real sharp actually alright well thank you

everyone who tuned into this national debate this emergency debate on the she-span network we thank you for your participation and we now tuned into this national debate, this emergency debate on the SheSpan network. We thank you for your participation and we'd like, we now like to, you know, signal that our national nightmare is ending. We are, you know, we are executing

the fake Caitlyn's. We're going to move on to the Kylie's, the Kendall's, the Kim's next. You can take all the Chloe's for as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, that's alright.. We're gonna kill the real Chloe next. There's only one Chloe still. The other ones keep multiplying.

That's right. No one cared to duplicate Chloe. He said one's enough. She's a handful. She's a handful. Alright, thank you viewers. Stay proud. Thank you viewers. And with welcome. Thank you, viewers. And with that, we end this program of the Real Caitlyn Debate on the SheSpin Network.

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