Seeking Derangements - SD 248 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 6 w/ Angel Money and Jake Sillen

Episode Date: August 27, 2023

Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe

Thank you! That's another track off that album, this time written by a band called Weather Report. It's called Boogie Woogie Wars. Hello everyone and welcome to Seeking Rearrangements. We're here for the sixth installment of The Gay List. Your man's gay, if he's listening. We've brought in two heavy hitters from New York City, Nightlife. Rapper, icon, diva, Angel Money.

Hello, Angel. Hi, Baguette. How are you doing? Hi, Baguette. I just had to say hi to get out my system oh you can get it get it out that would be me if I was on like the today show I would be like can I say baguette

like is that allowed on good morning America girl I'd be like can I say baguette we also have we also have in the room with us Bush, Business Maven And a crime victim And survivor most importantly

Jake Sillard I'm back bitches She's back The hate crimes just roll off the back They can't keep me away They roll up Water up the duck I don't care if I'm acting different I don't care if I'm acting different.

I don't care if I'm acting different. Yeah, I'm excited to be on. This is my favorite series you guys have ever done. It's a good one. It's so good. It's one of my favorites. It's endless fun. Should we just get right to it?

Let's just fucking go. We've got a run of some really good ones. Last time with Patrick, we ended it at 159, which was talking to slash fucking multiple women. We got into that one. Just want to remind the listener of where we ended. At 160, this is a really good one.

Your man's gay if he blows out the candles on his own birthday cake. Ooh. Oh. Oh, what do we think, ladies? I feel like that's what you're supposed to do. Well, if you have candles on a birthday cake, like, again, this is a common thing on this list where it's something a child does and thinks that is gay to do. But adults love being like my birthday cake you know you

should you should punch him out if you're straight masculine i think it's fucking fine i think that like i'm actually kind of a straight man apologist and maybe i'm the wrong person to do this fucking list but i see the right person for that reason you know exactly because i feel like the thing with the thing with a birthday cake is like i so i just threw my man a birthday party and i got cheesecake and i put the fucking which cheesecake i feel like is gay as hell and i put candles all in it and i was like happy birthday he blew him out i feel like my man's a leo like what is he not supposed to blow the candles out because he's a fucking leo i feel like a king king-like to be like, it's my fucking birthday, bitch.

I'm blowing my fucking candles out. That's cool. Like, I'm not. It's real. I mean, you could. I know. I'm sorry. I disagree.

You could lick your thumb and point your finger and just wick them out like that. Yes. That'd be really manly. There's no chance about, like, Bruce Lee. You have to karate chop him. Yeah. Really, Natalie? There's no real men left in the United States of America currently. There is. It's fine.

No, no. The only appropriate way a man can put out birthday candles without losing his entire masculinity is grabbing them with your bare hand and simultaneously squeezing them and ripping them out at once. That's gay too. That's gay too.

Because why are you doing so much? Like, oh, too much. Yes, why do you need so much attention? That's gay. Like, damn, you really, oh, you really want hosts to like, you really want bitches to be like, oh, like, bitch, like, what is this?

You're not Jackie Lee. What's the name? Jack? You know what the Jackie Lee Jackie Chan Jackie Chan you're not Jamie Lee Curtis you're not Jackie O you know that Jackie Lee

or Chan or whatever his name is you think I know who that is like that's too old that's old bitch say I don't fucking know Jackie Chan or whatever his name is. You think I know who that is? That's too old. That's old bitch say. I don't fucking know. Jackie Chan or whatever. I could barely pull a person out of a lineup. Angel, yesterday

you tweeted something about a guy named Fousey or something and I was like, this must be how this bitch looks at all my tweets about like oh I just saw the best movie with James Stewart in it I was like who the fuck is that

but that's cause you old bitch the twitch streamer what the fuck you old bitch you old bitch that old bitch said like damn I don't even care how old you are granny like you don't fucking know who palsy is that's like that. Who is he? He used to have people keemstar which you want me to say yeah, okay? I know he swatted himself he called

He's a very funny He's got a gun he's gonna get me and then got it and they've committed him involuntarily I'm like not you, you got 15. Your Twitch stream was so crazy. You got 51.50. That's going to be me one day. Exactly. After this comes out. Okay, let's go do 161.

161, this is a little meta, but it is listen to podcasts. Your man's game is listen to podcasts. No. Our listeners are straight. Your man's game is to listen to podcasts. No. Yes. It depends. See, our listeners are straight.

This one's game. We have a lot of straight guys who listen to these podcasts. And I love women. Well, it depends. Because low-key, I know how straight guys that listen to Red Scare to get pussy. And that's real. That's straight.

You try to get pussy. That's straight. How's that equation work? You listen to the show and then the women come? Because if you fucking go to Singer's bar in Bed-Stuy, bitch, you gotta... Okay, if you're going to Singer's to pick up... That's a gay bar.

That is literally a gay bar. That's how... Girl, no one's fucking on it. I always see straight hosts. That is a straight... There's no such thing as a gay bar, bitch. We desegregated the bars, and so now straight bars are their own thing anyway i think if you if you like dive square guys are trying to get pussy and they fucking

listen to red scary like i don't know what you want like because what because also even if they don't it's like it's like that thing of when you go in your man's bathroom when he has like aquaphor and dr broader's soap and you're like you're ran through like i feel like if you fuck on if you go on tinder as a straight guy in new york at this point like the you're gonna come across red scare bitches and so absolutely i wish you it helps it helps to be like i'm reading i'm reading christopher lash and I think the culture is narcissistic. I feel like straight munch guys will listen to Red Scare because they want to eat bliss.

For sure. I think podcasts, listening to podcasts in general, I think it's I get calling it faggy as hell. You think it's faggy as hell? It's faggy, but that don't mean it's gay. That doesn't mean it's gay.

They are different things. It's a philosophical question. You know, what's the line? You're letting another man fill your ears. Well, I guess. But at the same time, what? You go, so when the fucking mailman come, you're gay?

I think men should be making their own um kind of you should make your own about the world yeah it's called spike tv and they should be forming their own opinions based off of their own kind of like absolute solitude you know speaking of they should not consider you guys here fucking fresh you know fresh and fit yes rush and fit got canceled from youtube youtube do you do you monetize them you monetize why because they don't know if youtube didn't tell them they just said girl y'all done because they they just said too many they said like my woman makes me a like one too many times and fucking linda youtube was like girl that's the nice thing about doing it

on patreon because i don't think they've really deplatformed anyone you can kind of say no they have there was one guy. You have to be like, I'm going to kill the president. You have to be really insane. What did the guys say? They didn't tell him. But it's probably just

Or maybe it was sexual. I feel like sexual stuff they're really strict on. Because I know Jose used to have banging Patreons with nudes and shit and they chopped yeah they were like girl not not on here bitch you got run your ass the holy fans yeah okay should we get to the next one yeah i just want to say really quickly i tried to sell myself on my instagram story and nudes and it just doesn't work what do you mean tell yourself? Well, I just posed and said, hey, if anyone wants to buy me or naked pictures of

me, I'm for sale. Buy you as like a slave? And were you like on a silver platter with an apple in your mouth and you're like hands and feet tied behind you like a stuffed pig? I was doing it. I don't know where my phone is. I was doing a real psycho

mode like recording from like this far from my face being like do you want this i don't know what was the price yeah i mean i would have gone for like anywhere between 40 to 100 depending on what they want that's the ceiling the ceiling's 100 ceiling's $100? There's this $60 range. If they wanted more, you would have stopped. Someone offers $150 and you're like, that's too much. I feel bad. Go to the truck? Stop. At that point, bitch, why are you posting on Instagram? Internet is for

selling pussy over $150, $200. If you're even selling pussy $150 online as a gay, I look at you like, you're nasty. You're a fucking whore. You gotta get a fucking girlfriend. Even if it's giving like i think you would have to do some work to become a successful male escort because of like no shade like you're not like i feel like you're hot but like i feel like gay escorts the competition is fierce mama like it's not bitch i've been

sucking cock for money and fucking people for money before you had blonde hair and lipstick. Girl, damn you old as hell then, huh? You've been selling possibly and you still have the 40 ball? You never graduated? Oh my God, I'm sorry I'm not 16 like you, bitch. Like, get a fucking grip. I'm fucking, bitch, I'm old as fucking hell.

You know how old I am? You're not gonna find out. Angel money more like devil, more like devil more like devil poor oh we've got a guest on devil poor i bitch i've been selling pussy so and for me bitch i don't step out the house for under a thousand dollars and even then i'm like girl and that's why i don't want to step out the house anymore i don't know angel you bar back for like 140 but that's not but I'm not whoring sold

like what you mean pussy is expensive like I don't bar back bitch I'm hard to I want to confirm that that's maybe just a baseline price not counting add-ons so you could be like what do you mean you upsell

do you want to add chicken to your salad? You're like, oh, do you want to poop on me for an extra hundred? Are you the dollar menu bits? Not your McDonald's. Step that pussy up. Let's get a pop in. You need a sugar daddy. Maybe you need to take Jock to

whore school. I need to low-key do... You know how they do the... You know how they do the class? You know how they do, like, etiquette classes? You know how online people will be selling a course? I need to sell a sell pussy course. Oh, the master class. I already got kicked off of Bad Girls Club.

I don't know if I can take another class. Pussy tycoon. It could be called the pussy tycoon course. Pussy Tycoon. Okay. Well, I'm trying to pimp. I want to become a pimp, bitch.

I will. I will be. Hey, you can pimp Jock out. Pimp Jock out. Pimp Jock. It would be. Jock out. We would have to do some work, but I can manage you for service.

I want to respond angrily, i just use me i would let's make money together angel there we go i love angel what would what would your first what would your first say let's do a whore makeover on jock okay what's the first way i start where do you first this is the queer eye you got it basically you got to do a cycle sorry pin by you do a cycle. Sorry. You gotta do a cycle. If you're trying to hook, do a cycle. You gotta do like testosterone and

steroids and human growth hormone. You gotta work out. You gotta eat lean. And you low-key. Let me see that head. We all have to work on that maybe like there's there's stuff we can do girl don't worry you're gonna be fine

you're gonna make money jock yeah we gonna get you together girl I'm gonna tell you angel money is gonna be one of the best pimps in the game oh this is gonna be the swat up in there doctor bitch you gotta be kind cause I'm not selling no whack pussy bitch one of the best pimps in the game. There's going to be the swat up in there. You're the doctor, bitch. You better be cut because I'm not selling no whack, pussy bitch. We all get it

tightened up. Oh, it'll be a full 360. Well, I really appreciate you making me feel so busted. No, this is not. She's saying busted for a gay male hooker.

And the bar for gay male hooker is really high. You have potential. You're up against the Brazilians. And you seem like you've been, no offense, you've bucked a lot. And that probably means that you know what you're fucking doing. You know how to suck dick, probably. He has sex with women, Angel.

He's fully bi. Really bi. Bitch, lay, bitch. Double the market. Double the market. Double the market. Are you like birth? Oh, I'm more of a dom top. Okay, slay. That's totally a market

and that low key means that we don't have to give you the full kin snatch. It can be like a halfway. Because you don't have to be like... Halfway? I'm not a halfway house. No, you're not a halfway girl. Angel wasn don't have to be like a halfway house no i'm not you're a halfway girl i'm trying to get your money i'm trying to i want you in a fucking halfway mansion bitch we want you to get that you want to get that motherfucking money that's what i fucking thought like no bad dog because let me tell you when you start getting them checks them whore checks you're

gonna change your attitude you're gonna be like damn angel you got me together angel top me like I'm gonna be like that's right bitch we've gotta do this we need to have a prolonged series where angel money teaches jock hooker lessons yeah I think I did pretty

good before but I'm willing to learn more because clearly I'm I'm busted broken before, but I'm willing to learn more because clearly I'm busted, broken. You're beautiful, John. No, you're gorgeous. But I'm just saying if you want to be, you're beautiful, but I wouldn't say that you're cut yet. You can't be a millionaire.

Chuck, she doesn't even see me as potential for being a male hooker. Hold on for once. You're short, but you can do it. Hello, 911. I need a SWAT team to make me have lipo and look sexy right now Angel's here

let's get to the next one let's get to the next one 162 is watching Love is Blind instead of the NBA playoffs yeah that one is gay I would say that one is gay. Yeah.

I would say that one is kind of gay. Strange. Angel said no! If you have a girlfriend and you want to watch it straight because you love your woman, that's straight. Well, that's not in here. That's not in here.

That's a qualification that isn't in here. I would imagine we're assuming that this man is doing it purely of his own voluntary choice. And is like, I want to watch 11th Blind. Well, then that's gay. Like, if you're gay, what am I supposed to do?

Just gay. Simple as. Sometimes it's just simply, that's gay. It's a little gay, yeah. Alright, next one. Okay, I think this one's irrefutable, personally. 164. Texting, hey, with

two Y's. Okay. Gay everywhere but Bushwick. Gay everywhere but Bushwick. That's a lot of things. In Bushwick, the trade be saying, hey, we're too wise. When you meet a guy, he wants to fuck you.

And then he texts you, but he kind of got Lucky Jewel style a little bit. That's straight. He's got little clips in his hair. Straight guys. The roles are different in Bushwick. Straight guys that text H-E-Y-Y

also have Snapchat. This is period. straight guys that text h-e-y-y also have snapchat this is period that's true that's a different type of hey but yeah absolutely I feel like hood guys sometimes say hey what's your why I've had guys say that to me I've had guys from the hood

yeah makes sense yeah I think so I would say most of the time it's gay so it's gay so So it's gay. So it's fucking baggy as hell. Mostly gay. With exceptions, gay. With exceptions.

I wish we had a gay cum some kind of gay cum scale to equate how gay each single thing that we write. A gay scale. That's what I'm saying. I don't know why cum's involved. Why is it a cum scale?

Are you imagining it like a mercury-filled thermometer that hits levels with cum? Yeah. The cum goes up and down. The cum is the kind of metric. Yeah, cum is like the infographic.

Let's get to the next one because I think this one will be very contentious. 165 is go to church. Your man is gay if he goes to church. No. No. Straight because you're looking for your wife. Straight.

I'm wondering why someone called this gay because it does seem because why categorically not gay what are you some people who go to church kneeling down in front of a man i'm kneeling down in front of a man see you have to confess sometimes it's fun yeah kneeling in front of a man uh the sometimes it's fun to imagine the scenario that these were tweeted in. And so I'm picturing a woman who was like, tried to do like a booty call like 11 a.m. on a Sunday. She wanted to do a mimosa brunch.

Yeah, this guy was like, sorry, I'm taking my mom to church. And then she tweeted, if you man goes to church, he's gay. I just thought gay people weren't allowed at church anyway, so I don't understand how it would be. No, they'd be all up in there, bitch. What you talk about? Baggots be at church. Gays go in the church, especially in New York, but outside

of New York, but they, secret gays go to the fucking, I've had totally, there was a, our fucking worship pastor was, I'm not going to say who it is, the stepdad of somebody that you guys know. He was ex-gay. Oh my God. And he married his hag.

He married his hag. This is a free episode for the record. And they had a baby. They had a baby. And they've been married for mad long. And he's ex-gay. And my parents used to when i was first out here i was like brie trans like a twink like my parents used to have him give me

talking to is about like you can you don't have to be gay but and i was like i think i had i had a gay priest growing up when i used to go to um this church in des moines, Iowa. It was like a, it was like all Latino church, but the pastor or the father was white. And I knew he was gay from like a very young age because he had that kind of like rosacea, but it was like the rosacea looked really cute.

He had like, it was rosacea. It was rosacea that functioned as blush. Oh, I love that. But I was like only gay men. There's a specific type of rosacea that functioned as blush. Oh, I love that. But I was like, only gay men. There's a specific type of rosacea that gay men have that makes it look like they're constantly wearing blush. It's giving a little boy.

When straight men have rosacea, they look like the surface of Mars. But when gay men have it, they look like a little anime character. Yes, it's delicate. And he had that. It looks like Pinocchio, the twinks. I remember being like 10 years delicate and I make hair. Yes is delicate and he had that it looks like I'm no keo Links remember being like 10 years old and being like okay. So father Kevin If you got it, it turns out he was turns out he was

Came out and left the church. All right, should we get you blessed too much? You want something up? You want a dick in your ass? I'm sorry. Well, it's Yeah You want a dick in your ass. I'm sorry. Or you have one already. Or you've got one. Butt plug. You've got a butt plug in. You're bashful. Anyway, next. Okay, next one.

166 is use an electronic toothbrush. Okay, this is fucked up. It's very close to a vibrator. No, I feel like I think it's gay if you stick an electric toothbrush

up your ass. Well, yeah. I mean, that's definitely gay. I feel like this one's fine. I feel like if well, now that I'm thinking about it, I've never seen a guy who hasn't. I've never seen a straight man with an electric toothbrush. Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, I've never seen a guy who hasn't... I've never seen a straight man with electric teeth.

Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it. I used to sort of date fuck this girl who said that compared to the most expensive vibrator she ever bought, just an electric toothbrush was way better to her for masturbation. For her teeth? Wait, she used her...

She used her... This is killing me. She used her electric toothbrush as a vibrator girl they put anything in that pussy can y'all be seriously and you know she didn't wipe it down and now she got pussy juice in her mouth as she brushed her teeth like no no no she got a new toothbrush because she thought oh this would be good for that. And then as a present, as a present, I got her an expensive vibrator. And she was like,

yeah, I still like the toothbrush. You know that clit's sparkling. She's using that toothbrush on it. She's cleaning it. You know that clit's spotless. You know that pH balance fucked up, though. If you're putting toothbrush up there. giving me she's giving me ph balance ph balance completely gone nothing there no immunity but she's douching like a motherfucker like i feel like she probably she probably on a summer's eve type time and she

has like intimate wash and like wipes and shit. I feel like bitches kind of crackhead bitches like that they have wipes and shit because they're like well girl my shit kind of stinky. It is another thing here where it's like okay well what should a straight man be brushing his teeth with? And I feel like the answer is like a piece of bark, a twig, a gun, a twig,

a paper, a loaded gun safety off. Loaded gun with the tooth brush taped to the outside. paper a loaded gun safety off loaded gun with the two to the outside on that wire mic there was a moment a few minutes ago

there was a moment a few minutes ago where I barely looked off the camera for one second and Angel Money shot me with one of her coughs I thought a gun hit me. I know. It is like, it does feel like getting hit. It feels like I'm in Chicago. Alright, let's get to the next one.

Let's get to the next one. 167 is share your Hulu password. This is, I think this is another case of a woman tweeting this. This is another case of a woman tweeting this there's another case of a woman tweeting this when she's

mad because she saw that her man was sharing her Hulu password with another woman and she was like he's gay no you know what I think happened is a woman asked a man like hey can I use your Hulu password and he gave it to her and then she was just like

who does that just gives maybe maybe he was like oh no Hulu password and he gave it to her. She was just like, who does that? Just gives me a Hulu password. Maybe he was like, oh no, because it's my boy's Hulu and I'm using it. Gay. That's if you didn't answer. Why you got to ask your man,

hey, you changed the password. Can I get the password again? He's like, the password is bigcock69. I'm gay. I am gay. The password is like brojob or some shit. I do have passwords like that, though.

Brojob? No, I am gay. Gay, gay, gay. Faggot. Guess what? Yeah, gay. Can I make a confession all my passwords are like I'm not gonna say any of them obviously but it's all like from like when I wanted to be seen as a kid

so they're all kind of like teeny it's a little bit I'm just not gonna I don't even want to get into the topic but it's just like emo money listen I don't know want to get into the topic. Emo money. Emo money.

Listen, I don't know who that dick was. And that dick, North Carolina, emo. Emo. Yeah. Your password is just the Acacia strain. Rawr. What's that? Like the scene.

It's a scene hardcore group. Oh, I see. No, bitch. I was fake. I was a fake teen kid. scene kid I did not you were doing it for dick yes I just like you were seen you were seen for dick I listened to like I don't know like Tiesto

that's not really late how did you pretend how did you pretend to be seen I would do the whole look Okay I would like do the hair Can I speak to the manager scene here?

And I would wear skinny jeans and I would do makeup Did you have a blue streak in your hair? I would dye it That was my C-punk era You were totally fronting I would die, well, that was like my C punk like era. And I did.

You were totally fronting. Well, I mean, I thought it was kind of a vibe. Like I liked like Jeffree Star. You liked the look of it. No, yeah, but I wasn't, I didn't really like the music. I think, I liked like some of it. Like I liked Blood on the Dance Floor, but I didn't really like,

they listened to like kind of borderline, like country music, emotion. I don't like it I'm just like this is very I need a little more of a vibe or a trap did you ever find yourself in the position where you didn't know something that you should have known that your look

was communicating girl no cause fucking absolutely not no you were well studied no I got everything together 168 want a strong woman man this shit is

faggy though you should want a weak woman you want a weak willed woman who won't ask for shit god damn it's a little gay really? You want a weak-willed woman who won't ask for shit. God damn. It's a little gay. Really?

This is the one that you're going to ask? I feel like because why do you want to, like, why don't you want to be the protector? Like, why do you want to be fucking, you want to be protected? Okay, do you think, because I was thinking.