Seeking Derangements - SD 276 - Ho Ho Homo w/ Kevin Leonardo

Episode Date: December 23, 2023

The "most unhinged creator of the year" Kevin Leonardo joins Hesse and I once again to talk about his meteoric rise to fame, fake people, the second gay guy caught having sex in the senate, waxing his pubes, masturbating with a pet in the room, and finally to rank famous Christmas characters on their fuck-ability. Find Kevin's content here: https://linktr.ee/kevinleonardo Full video episode on our Patreon!

Thank you. Welcome everyone to Seen Derangement. It's me, Amirith Hessa, and as a very special Christmas treat, we've got Kevin Leonardo back with us. Kevin, how's it going? Thanks for having me. That famous smile we've missed so much. No, it's so sweet that you guys wanted to hit me up again. It's really sweet. I was ecstatic.

I think it was like you had posted my snot or my load that I sneezed out into the mirror. And then you guys tagged me and you guys were like, Oh, we would love to talk to you again. I was like, it's so sweet that you guys want to talk to me. Yes.

I mean, I feel like, I feel like when gay guys see another gay guy post their cum on social media, it's, it's kind of fodder for miss you. Miss you so much. That wasn't my, that wasn't my cum though. It was not. It was your s fodder for Miss You. Miss You so much. That wasn't my cum, though. It was snot. It was your snot.

Oh, okay. Yeah. A different kind of load, Ben. Can you remind me what that post was exactly? Um, I still have the cum, I mean the snot in the mirror because I didn't clean it up. It's basically just like, that was like months ago. I know, I just like, I don't know. I'm like giving Alex

Earl. Can you show us? Is your computer, is your camera fixed? This is a video episode for Christmas, everyone. I don't know if you can see it. I can't show you because it's too big. I'll show you off camera. It's too big. No, I got a new

computer, so the computer is just too... I got like a desktop, so it's not like like, a laptop anymore. So, yeah. Yeah. How's everything been, Kevin? You've been getting... You've been blowing up.

I'm so proud to see you turn into a mainstream YouTuber. That's so sweet. I did not want to see you be relegated to the niche of, you know, gay, horny freak. You're like, you want to see me. Congratulations, by the way. No, thank you so much. It's been, like, crazy. Well, you know, everyone that's online, like, we all go up and down.

There's weeks that I'm, like, you know, zero, I mean, not zero views, but, like, there are weeks where I'm, like, just completely flopping. Weeks that I'm, like, doing well. Yeah. And it's been good, like, career-wise. It's been so fun. wise it's been so fun and it's been so fresh and I can't believe that like people actually like me like honestly I can't believe it I mean I have I have haters too like a lot of them on Twitter but like most people like that talk to me in person or like that invite me to things like you guys like I genuinely can't believe that like I mean okay so when I was in high school and college not not

that it's like a sob story, but I don't really get invited to things usually. And so the fact that now there's people in LA that want to invite me to premieres and screenings and podcast appearances, it's so weird to me. Because I'm like, I mean, I know it's probably because it's like, people want views and stuff, but that's fine.

But like, I still- People like you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean- Same thing. It's more sweet. If people just want views, stuff but that's like that's fine but like people said people like you yeah yeah yeah i mean same thing it's it's it's more sweet if people just want views it's like it's like cute because i'm down but if people like like me after talking to me i'm like wow like i can't believe you like like me so it's been really fun um yeah what about you guys so have you guys been pretty good good we've been hanging out you know just podcasting you know no steamies yeah no steamies no steamies no no i didn't watch it but i i know the podcast or the like h3h3 is a pretty huge huge channel yeah yeah i had i had no idea who they were until they

talked about my video in the summer and i was like oh my gosh you're so successful it's actually very strange um i'm sure this is this is uh more fortuitous um but we he has he's had two of our guests on um david porcelini who's a tiktok famous tiktok lawyer now we got him on very early on our show and we got you on pretty early and then you both had you both had a very similar trajectory where we got you and then ethan klein gets you but i think he's just he's just plugged into the same um network to some degree yeah same niche do you guys know him personally or no we've got some mutual friends but i we don't know each other personally no no he was really nice yeah what was the what was the title for steamy you got it was like most unhinged creator yeah it was so fun i like i mean first of all like not to be like

not to sound like a broken clock i mean record but record, but, like, when they asked me, so Olivia messaged me on Instagram and she was like, hey, we're having this, like, live awards show. We would love to have you present. And I was like, first of all, I didn't know they had an awards show. Second of all, I was like, you want me to come present at your show? Like, that's so crazy. Like, that's trust. You know, if you trust someone to like do a good job on stage like when the fuck have i been on stage like i've never been on a stage

in my life and so i was like i immediately said yes even though i had like all these anxieties in my head like oh my god like what am i gonna i'm gonna piss and shart on stage like i was so nervous like before going on i was literally about i peed like seven times like sorry sorry sorry i don't mean to stop you but is is sharting that happens there's something that happens to you when you get anxious uh so i poop okay so when i say when i say shart i just it's like yeah clickbait i actually just mean like explosive poops um and i like it's not much different i know but not like in my pants not in my pants i made it like yeah yeah you mean when you get to the bathroom yeah i mean sometimes if i'm in the shower like i'll fart and then it's

like wet so like a little bit will like a tiny you're in the shower but like it's never like yeah that's not that's what i mean so like i do like feel an inclination to poop and pee a lot before like an event so like for example like if i go to the sure i started orange theory fitness so before a class i have to like pee and poop a lot like like every nervous situation i actually posted a tiktok of me like sharting before i went on stage because i was like oh i saw that yeah yeah i didn't i didn't want to i i didn't want to like fart on stage yeah and i was farting for a want to i i didn't want to like fart on stage yeah and i was farting for a long time like i was farting for like the last couple hours because they asked me to come at like three the show started at seven and i was like farting from like five to seven

you're gonna have to fart within that time of window yeah right yeah that's a fart inevitable time window i was farting a lot i didn't want to actually poop because i was like i had a suit on so i was like i made sure to poop at home before I left. But then it was like three to seven. So I was like, I poop a lot in a day. So I was like, oh my God. How many times are you pooping a day? Four.

What are you doing? Are you doing a Jicillium husk or something? You're eating some yogurt right now. I eat a lot. Yeah, I eat a lot. Flaxseed? Is this like a rigorous bottom diet or something? No, I mean, I haven't even bottomed since January, to be honest.

Oh, I did see that video. I saw that video as well. Yeah, what video? The video where you said you haven't bottomed since January. Oh, yeah. I haven't had sex, but when I was having sex, and even now, I have the same diet, I guess. So I eat just a lot of, I guess I eat a lot of like proteins and fibers or something or sure well lately my mental health like November my my street cat died in October so like November was a really

bad month for me so to cope with that I didn't work out and I ate like Kit Kats and chocolates every single day yeah so then I was sharting even more because it was dairy and stuff. So what topic are we on? I'm sorry. Okay. Well, there's a few things I want to pick your brain about while I've got you here. Okay. Feel free. So a couple of weeks ago, maybe a week and a half ago at this point,

there was a video posted to Twitter and it made its rounds among um a handful of conservative social media outlets um like daily call or stuff like that but the video was of a gay guy getting uh railed from the back in a senate hearing room um and he was wearing like a little jockstrap. He was a gay staffer who was then doxxed and fired for having gay sex in the Senate. So that happened once, but it has come out in the past four or five days that there is a second, the second tower has been hit. Really? There's a second gay guy who filmed himself having sex in the

senate and has also not been fired so i'm just curious i'm curious what you think because you kind of specialize in let's say the intersection of ethics and sex and i'm curious what you think about having sex at your job and um in the halls of power and recording okay well first off when you mentioned that i hadn't seen any of this and then today actually while i was scrolling on twitter i saw a video of like not his like ass but like i saw him like face down on like the hearing room or something yeah on senator amy klobuchar's desk really yeah oh my god i don't know who the hell that is but um just some dumb bitch he looks like a goblin she looks like a troll first off is that like is that illegal to have sex in a real question i believe it's well no one else is in

the room it's not like it's indecent exposure. I don't know if it's necessarily public. Right? I don't think it is. They could have locked the door. They posted it on OnlyFans, right? I don't even think they made money off of it, to be honest with you. They posted it on their close friend

story or someone. Who the fuck posts a sex tape on a close friend right exactly gay dc staffers who um are sociopaths um i well it's a good question is it illegal it's definitely breaking workplace yeah i get conducts it's something like it must be in your contract it's definitely in the contracts now that you can't have sex in the in the hearing rooms but yeah i don't know i don't think i don't know if it's illegal to be honest i'm not sure i think it's illegal to have sex in a public place i do think it's like public indecency or something even if no one else is a room though

if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it does it fall exactly exactly exactly and i mean it's close friend story so and obviously someone wasn't that close of a friend because they leaked it you know like a friend story i think it's definitely like if i like hired somebody and they banged and like i wouldn't care like a like a special room i guess i would be like i mean i'm lenient i mean i'm lenient but like i can see why they were fired for sure but did did the government docs did the government docs no it was it was uh media outlets that docs them the second one hasn't been doxed yet as far as i know um it just came it just came out with that there's a second video out there of a different

gay guy but have you so yeah go ahead sorry it was only the bottom fired or was the top the top was not employed the top work yeah the top is just like a german he was unemployed wait who was the top he was just some German guy I think it was a German guy or something right that didn't work there don't believe he worked there I don't think he may have been a tourist yeah I don't think he wasn't like German American

he was like German German you know his name was like Hans or something how did he bring him in I don't we unfortunately don't know all the details yet yeah I would guess like sniffies or I'm gonna guess I'm gonna say that's it yeah I'm gonna say he said he was hosting

and you don't know what sniffies is do you know it's gonna ruin your life I'm not gonna be the one responsible for telling you what sniffies is to be honest this responsible for telling you what Sniffies is, to be honest. Are you guys on it? This is like giving a coke head a ball of crack.

I'm not on Sniffies. I'm not on Sniffies. I'm not on Sniffies either. I can screen share and show Sniffies. Let's not. No, let's not. Is it like Grindr? It's not like Grindr.

It's like Grindr, but a little funner so it is a it's a geo it's like grinder it's geo it's like a geo basis thing it's about location but it's a giant grid of your city center um and the surrounding areas and you can just scroll through it and there's little icons um usually of uh cock or ass and then you can have sex with that person but it's a real kind of uh sex fiend um environment and type of person yeah it's a lot of like you know like no holds barred cum dump you know um basically i feel like i wouldn't it's not the app for me. It's a little disturbing. It's very intense. It's very intense. Yeah. So what do you...

Have you gone to like a sex party? No. Oh my god. Hessa, I don't even think you can screen share if you're the one hosting it, to be honest. No, I can screen share. Okay. Have you been, Hessa, to a sex party? I did go once. I didn't participate, but I was there.

She was there in a referee's top. She was the sex party referee. Oh my god! This is insane. You can see people's pictures. They're cocks, just close-ups of cocks. There's a lot of activity in Buffalo, which is interesting. That's so scary.

I wasn't quite expecting this um let me find a party because those are the funnest ones when there's like the descriptions like p and p and p dump we've got a bottom tied up yeah no holds barred come dump hey look look at these guys they're all in a line they're trying to form a fuck around the world they're all lining up cocked ass they're trying to form a fuck around the world they're all lining up cocked ass they're trying to make a ring around the entire globe oh my god i know it's crazy are there any face pics on there i think it might be it might be illegal to post your face i think it might be no it's not illegal but it's it's it's found oh my god um yeah that's it it's not illegal but it's it's it's frowned upon oh my god um yeah that's it yeah it's honestly

you might find some good content there might be worth checking out it's probably insane and southern california but i'm just not like i'm not a banger yeah same um i feel you there like yeah i'm just not a much of you guys aren't bangers i'm not i'm not out here having i don't think so i don't think so i'm I'm more of a lover. Same. When was the last time you guys fucked? A couple weeks ago. For me, it's been a while for me.

Wait. It's been... Hessa, sorry. Do you mind me asking? You have a vagina, right? No. Oh, okay. I wanted to make sure. Okay.

So are you trying to get a coochie? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Wait, when is... That's so exciting. Woo! so are you trying to get a coochie? oh yeah absolutely that's so exciting she got one for Christmas when are you getting the flops? I have an appointment I think on

in 2024 for a consultation that's so cute how much is that? how much is a vagina? I think insurance usually covers that. No fucking way. You can get it for free if you've got good Medicaid. Wow, you're getting a free vagina. That's crazy.

Thank you, taxpayers. Or let me know. I do want to see. Yeah, I'll show you. I'm down to see flaps. I do want to see. Yeah, I'll show you. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm down to see Flaps. I won't beat Aratz, but, you know. You will have to promise to be soft.

Completely soft. Yes, you have to promise. It'll be non-existent for sure. Okay. There's another thing I wanted to talk to you about. Did you see that you're a big Swifty right you're a huge swift i was gonna point at her vinyl but it's not oh i can i can see i can see 1989 back there i can see her face she's oh she's back i can only see a little i can see her yeah so recently uh you know her boyfriend right what's his name yeah travis travis kelch travis kelsey so she um i feel like this is kind of up

your lane as well she recently you know she's been traveling a lot to see him and stuff um oh you're talking about the guys taylor swift's whirlwind romance with soulmate travis kelsey has reduced 138 tons of co2 emissions in the past three months alone. And the singer would need to plant more than 2,200 trees to offset the damage. So I'm wondering if you think, I wonder what you think the ethics around this are. Is it okay to do untold amounts of devastation to the environment if Taylor Swift gets to get piped, gets to have a boyfriend. Are you okay with that? Do you

endorse Taylor Swift? So I feel like I'm not the right person to ask, even though I'm a Swiftie because I feel like I don't even know what 138 times equals to. Sounds like a lot. And second of all, feel like so okay i can see why

it's like unnecessary to be flying back and forth all the time but doesn't she like kind of need to fly around a lot because of her tour and stuff i also i don't feel like she could drive i feel like she's got some of the craziest fans yeah Yeah, it's not like she can take Spirit Airlines. Yeah, exactly. And I remember a year ago when the first when it first came out that she was polluted. She would get stabbed on a Spirit Airlines flight. Yeah. But they don't

even have first class. I remember when it first came out that Do they not? No, Spirit Airlines has a thing called the big seat and it's the first two front rows and you just get two inches of leg room it's so i don't like spirit i hate i don't like last time i was a spirit flight i hate flying someone got yelled at for playing music off a bluetooth speaker oh my god yeah so she's definitely not on there but yeah i mean but here doesn't she also rents out her jet to people

so I feel like the numbers yeah or that and I think she also rents it out to other people so I don't think she's solely responsible you know for the emissions the amount that came out like a year ago when people I mean don't get me wrong

I love the planet but I think I love Taylor more that's I think I love Taylor more. That's exactly what I wanted to get you saying. Yeah, that's what we were getting at. I mean, like, I have no issues with her. Where is she? Is she flying from? Where is this guy?

Is he just all over the country because he's playing football right now? He's a football player. What team is he on? I think he's in South Kansas City. Kansas City. Oh, wait, not South Texas. Kansas City Chiefs. Chiefs, yeah.

Kansas City Chiefs. It's C, so I was like, it sounded like Celtics for a sec. But I know Celtics is basketball, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. So he's in Kansas City and she's in LA. Are you a sports fan, Kevin? No, I'm not.

But one of my best friends uh is so i do know some stuff okay what do you know what do you know that seems really okay so i know the eagles which is philly i also know okay i also i've been to a i've been to two basketball games 76ers versus celtics okay and that's about it i know i know chloe chloe is dating tristan thompson from a team yeah somewhere yes he plays basketball yep yes i i know kobe bryant he Bryant rest in peace he's dead I know Magic Johnson who has AIDS rest in peace soon

you were in here folks his treatment's gotten so much better he's gonna live a healthy long life yeah I'm kidding I hope I never get AIDS and if I do

I hope I live long lives I would suck wouldn't that be but I guess it's normal I might kill myself but do I need to kill myself? No, you don't need to.

You don't need to kill yourself. As long as you take the medicine every day. Yeah, but also, you're not. You can live a normal life. You're not fucking hundreds of guys. You're fine. Well, I barely get tics. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. You can have sex first. Yeah. Wait, when was the last time you guys banged again well with each other it's been have you guys hooked up

no never no not kissing has it just texted me and said don't tell him or I'm going to kill you. So I can't say anything. Wait, so wait, give me a date. I don't know the date.

It would have been... I don't keep a journal or something. We're spilling, it's your turn. Would have been... Two weeks ago. Would have been two weeks ago. That's so recent. What do you mean? You couldn't think two weeks ago? Well, I'm trying to think of the exact date. It took you that long to say two weeks ago it would have been two weeks ago what do you mean you couldn't think two weeks ago

well I'm trying to tell you that long it was after I went to what about you Hessa I went to a screening and then met a guy at a bar oh I've never banged after yeah

Hessa what about you it's been a couple months for me. Maybe like three months or so. So, Hessa, do you bang or do you get banged in the ass? I mean, it depends, you know. I go... I take all comers, you know what I mean?

Okay, so are you like verse? Yeah. Ben, are you verse too? Yeah. Why say no? Oh, you guys are both so cute. Why are you? Do you?

Are you? I've never talked in my life. I was going to say you're a strict bottom. Really? Yeah. I mean, what am I going to do with an ass? You would do it like this. You'd like plug your nose.

No, literally. I have never seen an asshole or a vagina or a hole and been like, ooh, like, here's a boner. Like, I've never gotten a boner from like Kevin do people are you on dating apps when I'm in a bad mental state yes and November I was in a bad mental state

are you like see I hate dating apps I am not on them unless I'm traveling and then you know I'll download Grindr for the road okay only but i feel like i don't like them because they are the least conducive thing to sex imaginable because no one ever ends up actually fucking on them unless you're a fiend and i'm not a fiend i'm more just like i'll be here to get validation and i'm already laying in

bed i'm not leaving to go fuck right right? Yeah, that's literally me. Yeah, it's you. But guess what? It's 90% of everyone on the app. I hate it. Yeah. But I have a larger question here. Do you ever get recognized on apps?

Has anyone ever like, oh, I just watched your video about how you jacked off next to your cat? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do they say? Do you find that endearing or does that like skeeve you out a little bit i think it's a mix because i prefer if like well if i'm looking i'm usually looking to go on a date first before anything else and so

let's say i'm looking to go on a date i would prefer if they you know accepted me online instead of like we talk and then they find me online and then i get ghosted you know what i mean like i wouldn't want that so if someone tells me they've seen me on the internet and they still want to talk to me i see that as endearing because i'm like oh that's a elephant in the room that's out of the way you know you don't care that i'm fucking weird online um i don't like it so much i mean now i've taken it upon myself to like include a little bit like on the bio like oh if you might have seen me or my ass on the internet or something what what um what's your actual what's the actual sentence what's the actual bio i think it's like i think i think it's like on a hit on hinge there's a prompt and i think

it's like what's a green flag and i think a green flag is like if you don't get weirded out by me having my ass on the internet don't worry it's not porn it's just it's just youtube something else it's just youtube kids yeah it's just youtube but um yeah i i to answer your question i definitely prefer if they knew a little bit yeah because i used to get anxiety. Yeah, I get anxiety if I meet up with someone and then it's like Oh, for sure. For sure. Something you have to explain. Yeah, I don't like that. So I would

rather just get it out of the way from the get-go and that makes it even if it means that I'm kicking out. I can't. Everyone on Hinge is just so obsessed with like having a job and talking about their job

it's the LinkedIn of sex apps I don't notice that I think maybe it's the interface I don't know it's just I can't it could be but I also like I'm not successful you have

a steamy like you're successful no no not successful in a dating oh i see i see i see like i'm very like i think my love my love life is very my love life is like the part of my life that's like the most failure but it's okay okay. Well, you, I mean, look, with fame comes cock. You know, everyone knows that. Yes. But the people that like me, I don't like back. And the people that I like don't like me back. So I'm just going to not even stress.

Well, yeah. Like, it's okay that I might end up alone forever. Like, that's not going to stop me from getting kids and like starting a family and cats well speaking of cats I saw the video of you talking about blowing a giant load next to a cat can you walk us through that one the video of you

as you say in the video fingering your cat and by that I think you mean like using the dental thingering your cat by and by that i think you mean um like using the the dental thing on the cat's mouth yeah i just love you have such a way with words fingering your cat it's so beautiful i mean it just makes life more exciting when you make things more arousing in a non-sexual way i guess absolutely it makes it more fun to share stories it's like what what's better to you if i if i talk to you right i'm like hey i just brushed my cat's teeth versus i just fingered my cat absolutely i would

not give a shit about the first one yeah absolutely exactly right so it's like it's more fun it makes life more exciting and when i talked about blowing loads next to my cat i initially in the video meant that i was just sneezing a lot but in reality behind the scenes i do jack okay okay well that's a huge question that's another huge ethical dilemma is it okay to jack off with a pet present and i think anyone who has pets on a daily you know in their apartment in their home it's an inevitable part of I mean yeah you have to kind of like what are you gonna do kick the

pet out that'd be so rude yeah for what it doesn't exactly so rude like and he's usually sleeping when he's in my room so I'm not gonna wake him up be like hey I'm gonna go jack off I feel like the cat or the dog or whoever it just can't be on the bed with you oh he's on the bed see that's a line i would draw

is i just wouldn't want he's right i would wanted it like in the corner like in time out or no something unfortunately i i can't relate so does he yeah does he does he react in any way does he no he's usually like sleeping usually yeah i have some decency okay but no i mean we don't arouse each other like i've never been you know how some people get like aroused by like animals sexually i've never been yeah like attracted to a cat i would never like assault him in that way like ever like time to clear time to clear up those rumors i wouldn't know no it's disgusting i think it's disgusting to like arouse your cat or like finger like actually like do stuff with you i think that's not anyone who's done that i think it's you should go to jail. No, I think Black Mirror,

the first episode, he fucked a pig. Yeah. I mean, like in real life, in real life. No one knows, no high school rumors or,

or, you know, I don't think so. No, I knew. I don't think so. You asking, I got into a huge fight one time at a bar with my friend janelle we got kicked out

because i was like we are both like drunk drunk and she was talking about how there was this girl who she knew who um it was two girls in an apartment she knew um the north let's call her there's the normal roommate and then there's the dog fucking roommate. The normal roommate had a security camera in her living room and caught footage of her roommate having sex with her dog. Just classic peanut butter on her vagina. I'm recording at my mom's house right now i hope hopefully god she can't hear me but peanut butter me too peanut butter on her vagina um and the dog you know went to town of course and then the girl found footage of this it's like a hitchcock movie

imagine finding that like like oh my god like the walls are closing in my fucking yeah roommate is fucking my dog and using my peanut butter and all of this and um so the the normal roommate um called the police on her she was arrested and then all of these um articles came out this girl the dog fucker she's clearly mentally unstable right like this is a person who needs some of the most help of all time and um you can just see by looking at the mug shots that she's just like fully mentally ill you know when the people just look like crazy she's like 22 at the time um and so she had her life just totally ruined i mean imagine you you're worried about someone googling your name and they see your butthole on youtube she's got dog fucking just everywhere you know like actual yeah wait how yeah how long is she in prison not sure

i don't know um some amount of time this is your friend's roommate this was your friend of a friend my friend was friends with the normal roommate okay but my friend was talking about how that girl was like she'd go to jail for longer like you know fuck her and i'm, first of all, yes, it's horrible. I condemn the dog fucking. Okay. But, but, but, but, should she be in jail and then have her life destroyed? And also, when we talk about the harm that was inflicted on the dog his dog probably had the best David's life if we're being honest

they love peanut butter and you know how many dogs just like eat the crotch out of like girls panties they love panties I can't imagine that this dog was traumatized I'm just going to be completely honest okay it's probably I don't know we can't imagine that this dog was traumatized I'm just going to be completely honest it's probably I don't know we can't ask the dog

the dog is shaking in the corner for the rest of its life it's so traumatized is it like animal cruelty or bestiality both I think it qualifies

look I'm not defending her I was just saying like animal cruelty. I think it qualifies as both. I think it qualifies as both. Look, I'm not defending her. I was just saying, this poor girl, I feel bad for her. She's suffering from immense mental illness. How is this what we got? Is this what we got? We asked Kevin if he jacks off with this cat.

So I just want to say, even if you did, Kevin, I would be defending you just like I defended that woman i'd be calling you crazy but i would never i would never yeah but did she confront the roommate right away or did she like call the police i think she called the cops because after that it's like it's just fucking crazy you're dealing with a you know real maniac what do you say no what also what do you there's no reasoning yeah were they friends i believe so not anymore not anymore that's kind of yeah it's pretty crazy and i anyways i got i ended up getting kicked out of that bar for getting in a fight um yeah yelling yelling a little bit too much wait so

who did you you're going to fight with her fight with her friend um janelle who's uh maybe editing this as well so hey janelle about the dog about the dog fucker yeah she was saying the dog fucker should be sent to jail for longer oh that was the fight okay got it i believe she called the dog she called and you were like passionately defending let's just say she called the dog fucker a rapist and i called the room normal roommate a cop and it ended there okay didn't go well i was drunk i'm not gonna stand by the cop comment you know as much It's kind of fair to call the police. When someone does that. Should we? Yeah.

So what's the time at? Should we do the chart? What do you think? We're at 30, 34 minutes. We can get to the chart. Well, actually,

Kevin, what else has been going on? What, what's, what's the, has there been a recent hit? I saw in one of your videos, you,

I, in one of your videos, you said you got oral from a woman and i want to probe into that a little bit more is that you guys are doing your research yeah is that like a regular occurrence no i get oral from a woman a couple times a year i don't like to do it very often uh you know i prefer obviously oral from guys but I don't I'm not looking. So I'm settling for a woman down the street a couple miles down, just 15 minutes away. And nice. Yeah, it's very nice because it's like maintenance kind of like I I also feel really comfortable with this woman because I've been going, you know, receiving the service from her for a couple years now.

And so it's not like I'm like uncomfortable in like a weird space with someone new i don't have to look like i know she's gonna please me really well and i know that i'm going to be very happy with my results and i know it's going to be a lot of just like fluids getting out of my system it's just a good stress relief i feel like you know so yes absolutely so this is like a dentist or something yeah yeah nice i do love getting my teeth yeah i mean do you have yes your teeth i do want to i do love your um your choices on instagram it's been quite a whirlwind to go to your page as of late and just see the entire grid be thumbnails of you smiling for each video. Oh yeah! I don't like when people post

I don't like when people, yeah I hate when people post reels or TikTok videos and it's just like they're in the middle of a conversation. I don't look good like that. Show me your thumbnail face right now. There it is beautiful and then you click on the video and all the Instagram videos are like sped up

and it's just like I can't stop letting women suck my cock just like stuff like that it's like it's such a it's so fun it's so fun it's genius so fun. It's genius. It's genius. What other, I mean, any big hits on YouTube recently?

I just filmed, do you want to see my pubic hair that I just waxed? Yeah, absolutely. I just waxed my pubes. Can you bring this to the camera? I do see it. Oh, I mean, famously you have very thick, bushy pubes, I believe. do see it oh i mean famously you have very thick bushy pubes i believe right oh my god it's even holding that little piece on like suspended yeah yeah look at that so i uh i mean a lot of my visual guides are sponsored now so i had this due today that's

why i was like scrambling before uh i have to do this yeah i mean i literally i i were i mean i do this full time so it's like i mean that's just a part of the income it's not like the full income it's just like a part of it so i had to i was rushing to do this and so um that was what i did today and youtube the last i think the last video that got like a lot of views was another sponsored video, which was another visual guide. Shout out the waxing company or whatever. What was the video you did today? Yeah, Trust Wellness. I've been doing, it's a three month partnership with Trust Wellness.

I also like Twitch hit me up a few weeks ago and they were like, oh, we want to, you know, we want you to join this program where we like monetize you like from the get-go if you do 20 hours a month and stuff and i was like okay like wow it's been really sweet i can't believe people like want to pay me and want to talk to me what was the video you did today like what was the bit what was the the hook for the video just wax my pubes with me the beginning of the uh i'm probably gonna title it uh how to wax your pubes and then the first three seconds i went back to like lately i've just been kind of flashing the camera within the first like half second but i went back to like a for reference nice today just for fun for old times yes for the classic from the the classic video yes but um yeah it's been it's been very like nice like at the end of the year i but um yeah it's been it's been very

like nice like at the end of the year I'm kind of like you know it's we're almost in the new year and I just kind of been reflecting even though I like had a really tough November I would say um it was very hard I don't know I'm not really sure like it was a lot of emotions because I feel like like I'm pretty happy as

a person but like in November I was kind of like anxious all the time because I like it was a weird it was a mix it was like one I was like annoyed that like at these events that I was getting invited to people were kind of catty and let's see I'm having like an anxious day and I go to the mall there's like so many teenagers that like want to talk to me and that's sweet and I love talking to them but I would get like anxious if I like I had these weird thoughts inmber where i was like oh what if someone like stabs me or someone kills me or or like i would go i don't know it was just it was a lot of stuff but then at the same time i was like how can i complain about getting invited to these events and having people

like being mean to me when i'm lucky enough to be invited also i feel like when people are mean or rude or catty in those spaces it's totally due to like insecurity it is but it but then i'm like i feel i've always just felt like i don't really fit in with the la that's a good thing those people are so stupid like sorry i mean do you really want to though i feel feel like that's that's a yeah no honor i don't need to i don't need to fit in but i i do want to feel like a sense of belonging i feel like i don't really belong in these spaces like or maybe i don't feel like i'm like a cool enough creator because i'm so like weird i guess that like people might treat me as like maybe not take me as seriously or like you know stuff like that but then i'm like how can i complain when like you know it's okay that like people are mean to me

it's like it's not a big deal like at least i'm invited in the first place and you know at least it's like it's overall i have i live a very good blessed life and when i catch myself complaining like about like um maybe i made less this month than like last month and i'm like oh my god i'm failing and i'm like can you shut up there's so many like poor people like it would suck if i was like actually poor so like how can i complain about oh i dipped a little bit and then suddenly i'm like oh i'm homeless like calm down you know it's fine but like i do freak out like i have anxiety low-key and then i always assume after my cat died i always just assume that like someone's gonna die every day like in my life so i'm always like oh my gosh like mom like you know don't die or like i always just expect

someone someone in my life to just be dead at the end of the day and and i don't want to feel that way so like december has been just me like reflecting and just getting rid of like those intrusive anxious thoughts and like just being like trying to like be just enjoying like yeah I felt so out of control like in November like

my mind like went just everywhere in a bad way it was very unarousing actually oh there we go huh oh you're back oh sorry yeah no it's okay but um yeah it's been overall though it's been really fun like i it's been fun getting invited to events and going to like screenings and things like that i know you guys have been going for years but you know i i'm new to the whole like thing so it's been so like i feel so cool that like you know people want to like i made a few friends too like that's the thing you just

you just text me who's mean to you and i'll bully them online yeah if i was there at one of these parties i would defend you with my life no that's so sweet i mean that it's it's yeah they're not like actually mean they're just more like you know like when someone's like super catty or like yeah or like they only or like you try to talk to them and they like walk away after like five seconds it's like stuff like that incredibly rude behavior but honest again when someone does that they're kind of outing themselves as the the major loser i would say yeah say pay pay those people no money yeah i just have to and it's whether or not whether or not they take you seriously it's a game of who's making the most money who's getting the most views and it seems like you're doing pretty well on that front so just keep doing what you're

doing i hope i would say just keep doing what you're doing and don't suggest yourself at all no thank you so much but that's like the i'll say one last thing before we move on um with that too that's an that's an anxiety inducing thought like to to think like i mean i'm sure you guys can relate to this but it's like how can i maintain this it's like what if people stop caring about me like tomorrow or like what if i lose everything and like my career's done then what do i do that that's like another anxiety thing that i think like having a positive mental attitude is like really important because that negativity really does manifest itself like it is it becomes a self-fulfilling

prophecy when you start second guessing yourself because you you do will that into existence just through your yeah i think and i struggle with i struggle with the same thing but let's get let's get to the S tier chart let's switch it up what do you think yes we're gonna it's the same deal as last time let me get this bitch up what do you think Kevin you wanna go let's do it

I can't see I'm gonna get it up here so this is a this is gonna be a little bit different than last time because it is Christmas we are So this is going to be a little bit different than last time. Because it is Christmas, we are doing a Christmas-themed S tier chart. You're going to see a whole bunch of hunks on this one. I'm so excited. Let me know when you can see it.

Yes, it's a lot of hunks. Do you see these guys? I see. Yes. I don't know a lot of these people. Well, that's okay. We can explain if you don't. So if you want to pick one out, feel free to pick one out

or we can just start at the... Let's just go through them. I think if we just zoom in on the first one. Let me get my screen fixed here. And yeah, if you don't know any of them, just let us... ask us for a primer here zoom in on the first one and we'll we'll go so kevin if you wanted to be on i think the basis here is i'm gonna say fuckability i don't know what do you guys think is fair? Yes. Let's do it. I think fuck about it.

Okay. So the first one is the snowman from the Claymation from the Claymation like a Rudolph movie I think. I think it's the snowman that tells the story. It's kind of got a little bit of a moon face going on. I've never seen this

snowman. Yeah, but what do you think he's an older gentleman daddy um d d okay all right so not not quite okay not my type now we have the lanky mailman from the same same type the from the santa one So these weird claymation Christmas movies. I think I'll give them a C. They scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. Why a C for him? Why?

Because he's not fat. Wait, what is claymation? You don't know what claymation is? It's like animation, but instead of drawings, it's like moving little clay models. Like figures made of clay. Oh, like Isle of Dogs. Yes, exactly.

Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. But these are old, classic 60s. We've got another one here. The same goes for this next one. Yeah, last one for this little crunch. That looks like Ariana's new boyfriend. Oh my god, it does. It does look like Ariana's new boyfriend.

What do you think of him? Not particularly, but I don't think he's like, he's not like disgusting. I wouldn't say he's, you know. I would give this, this one I would probably give like a C. Okay.

This one. All right, we've got sexy stock photo of sexy santa i found a stock photo i looked up sexy santa 2400 so this is all 2400 plus of them and they look like this it's 2400 of these guys right here i feel like okay so like normally you would think like this guy gets an s but like i feel like when guys look too trying too hard i can't you know i can't get it get it up and i feel like the guys that are so fit have like the weirdest totally agree so i think i'm gonna have to give him an a i come yeah i can't date a super like no they have no personalities um and they just haven't been through anything in their lives.

I will say I love about this Santa. You can see his panty line, which is really funny. And bulge. So we've got just a regular fat old Santa up here. Keep in mind what you just said about buff Santa. Yeah, a regular Santa. If you love what comes from the inside, the beauty is, you know know about your personality your character

yeah but he's so old yeah so old is yeah I have to give him a C okay so not D it's not bad no because that stupid snowman is the one

snowman is really has the submission here Tom Cruise in yes that's Tom Cruise in the movie Eyes Wide Shut Christmas movie wait is it I've seen it is it actually a Christmas movie

yeah it takes place during Christmas it's such a weird movie um yeah so I like him but his teeth are kind of weird he's got the weird movie yeah so I like him but his teeth are kind of weird yeah he does his teeth don't quite fit in his mouth isn't he also a

Scientologist? he is a Scientologist that means he believes that Zinu it's like a big it's like a sci-fi it means that he's he's being blackmailed by the church it's like a big it's like a sci-fi yeah it means that he's um he's he's it's basically just like a cult that he he's wound up in honestly realistically he's like an a you think okay i've never found him attractive there's something about his weird like cultish enthusiasm and same same thing with

just like buff guys it's like yeah there's probably not much happening upstairs and yeah yeah i don't love super he scares me is i i think he's hot or not depending on his haircut in whatever movie he's currently in all right we've We've got Jim Carrey Grinch. So the next. Yes, we have the Grinch. Would you? Would you? Wait, that's Jim Carrey?

Yeah. Yeah. He plays the Grinch in the Grinch movie. I mean, I like Jim Carrey. You can't. I'm sorry. But he's like that. 25 pounds of prosthetics.

You could you could take it off. But do I know that it's jim carrey on the inside yes he's acting like jim carrey he's acting like jim carrey and okay well that makes it even hotter because that's basically a cosplaying role-playing situation exactly i give it an s oh okay so the grinch gets an s here i mean because i like jim carrey like we're assuming it's jim carrey at his best looking-ness, right? Yes, yes. He was a bit older, I would say.

I also love role-playing. But yeah, he's still handsome. Yeah, but that's before he was old. Before he killed his wife. Yeah, I don't want super old... Wait, what? His wife. He killed his wife?

Jim Carrey. People say he killed his wife because he she overdosed on some of his like antidepressant drugs or something really sad I know um might also not be entire entirely true um okay take it back if that was a lie um but did you did you ever hear how do you probably know this um i always hear about jim carrey the grinch movie like one factoid about it is that um the prosthetics process was the real grinch the prosthetics process was so grueling and so taxing that um psychologically taxing that um cia specialists who helped um Psychologically taxing.

That CIA specialist who helped administer waterboarding were brought in to help Jim Carrey through the process. It's like a six-hour daily process of putting on the prosthetics. I don't know if that's true or not, but I've heard that. I hadn't heard that. Isn't that insane? It kind of makes sense. Six hours? Imagine being in that.

It would feel like you're suffocating. It's so much prosthetics. But we'll have to get a fact check from the chat. Can you let us know if the CIA helped produce the Grinch? Yeah, in the comments, let us know. Wait, is this the CIA? It's not live. No, it's not live.

We'll figure out once our people watch it. So who's this one yeah this this is um batman from the movie batman returns which is definitely a christmas movie um he's hot i don't know who he is but i'll give him an s michael keaton oh amazing he's hot as fuck he is hot in that movie yeah i haven't seen that um okay next next i haven't seen that one either an icon of christmas here this is do you want to take a guess scrooge from scrooge christmas carol oh look at the hair on his nose what do you think about that i feel like i want to pluck it. In a hot way? I know.

He is also voiced by Jim Carrey in this movie. You don't know Jim Carrey if you pluck him. No, it's a CGI. You don't know Jim Carrey. This is Ebenezer Scrooge. Because he's such a massive Christmas character, you know. He's mean to that little orphan boy. I have to give him

a C a C okay okay I mean I feel like his nose could literally fuck me I feel like that's part of the draw so up next we've got another character from A Christmas Carol

this is the ghost of Christmas past. And you can see he looks kind of, he has like a candle type. Kind of a candle vibe. He's kind of saying, stop, don't fuck me. A candle-esque. And he's got some kind of megaphone maybe. What do you think? Honestly, okay, to be be honest i don't know anything

about the character but i've always wanted to like i've always wanted a man to like pour just like super hot candle wax down my body so i'll give this one an a let's go he's got a nice face the body is i mean yeah at least he's skinny, you know, tall, skinny kind of candle vibe. So, this one is a baby. I do understand that the fucking aspect might be a little complicated here. So maybe we could just say this is like someone you just

think has a good Christmas vibe. You can rank the children's Christmas vibes. Maybe a D. A D? Okay. I'm not into babies. What if I told you it was Jim Carrey? What if I told you it was Jim Carrey in there? Oh, it's another

Jim Carrey? Why is he in everything? Jim Carrey has a baby. Jim Carrey is just everywhere. Baby Grinch gets a D. This is the ghost of Christmas The ghost of Christmas future Oh my god I thought that was Voldemort

The ghost of Christmas He's scary I will say this He looks like Voldemort Is that not Voldemort? No it's the ghost of Christmas future He's kind of saying give me your pussy Gavin Can I pretend like no it's the ghost of Christmas he's kind of saying give me your pussy Gavin

can I pretend like the person under the hood is like hot yeah you can pretend it's Jim Carrey it's Jim Carrey again okay if it's someone hot under like I said I love anything roleplay so I will be honest with you I do

think it's just a skeleton under there I think it's like a... Oh. I think it's just a scary skeleton, though. If it's a real skeleton, then a D. But if we're assuming it's a hot person, A. Let's put them in B, then. Let's put the difference.

Let's put them in B. Okay, we've got two kids coming up. Again, it's just a Christmas vibe. It's just a Christmas vibe. It's just a Christmas vibe. I don't know why you've been at it, children. It's just a Christmas vibe for the kids. Is this Oliver Twist?

This is Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol. Famously needed porridge. And Ebenezer Scrooge said, you're too fat. Famously needed porridge. You'reizer scrooge said you're too you're too fat you're too fat tiny tim your fat ass is not getting any porridge kevin what do you think about him i am not aroused by him so i give him a d it's a christmas vibe for the kids but whatever he's going what do you think his christmas whatever is going on. What do you think his Christmas vibe is? I think we should keep the kids in the DT. All right.

That's not even me trying to save face. I genuinely have never been attracted to a child. In my life. What do we think? That's a child and a female'm assuming. Look at that hair.

That's a child and a female, so that's a double negative. Can we get an F? Can we get an F tier? Okay, now we have the ghost of Christmas present. He looks like Jesus Christ. Look at that open robe. Because it is his birthday.

The open robe. He's got his birthday. The open robe. He's got a torch. I would give this man. He's feeding this old guy. So, you know. He's very jolly. I kind of like him. Yeah, he's really sexy. Well, because I'm like kind of horny because I'm so like dickless.

So I'll give him an S. Say that part. Okay, amazing. Let's go. Okay, S tier is looking pretty strong. We've got some killers up here. I like my S tier. S tier is really hitting. Hessa's going to have to do this one for you. This is Jimmy Stewart

in It's a Wonderful Life, a classic Christmas tale. He's a famed actor of the 40s through the 60s, basically. Honestly, I love... You know the Caucasian males in movies? I love all of them, so S. Okay, amazing. I would love to fuck a Caucasian male actor

that is a huge win for Micah let's hear it and he learns a big lesson in the movie so he's a good person at the end of it well he learns not to do the um there's like a well I don't want to spoil the movie

you gotta watch the movie anytime there's a Caucasian male in a movie do you mean even like nowadays or like 1940s like black and white all of them I mean I love Caucasians in general so so we have this grandma

who was famously hit by a reindeer I wanted to know if so she's dead this is the grandma who was famously hit by a reindeer. I wanted to know if... So she's dead. Yeah, this is the grandma who got run over by a reindeer. She's not. I don't think she's dead. I think she just... But she...

I'm wondering if you would let her give you a blowjob. I don't think I would. Okay. So I give her a D. Okay. Look at her her she's so scared that's how she looks at your penis yeah that's her

when she opens my YouTube we have Drake I mean honestly no hesitation I would let that i would let him do whatever he wants he's gay i mean i told you that last time and we can play his we can play his music but we've got i've got it on good authority we can play his music while we plug

absolutely what song would you play yes i would love to play Nice for what I just love that song a lot I also would love to play There's another one that I really like I think I would Is it in my feelings Sounds good Alright so this

This does look like another little boy to me I'm sorry about that one It's not a little boy I think he's an elf in the canon of the movie doesn't look like a little boy to me i'm sorry about that one it's not a little boy i think he's an elf in the canon of this of the movie yeah i'm not positive on that so it's kind of it's kind of the most amazing thing it's an adult who just merely looks like a little boy so like even age aside i hate his hair and the distance between his eyes he has fetal alcohol syndrome

for sure fetal alcohol elf absolutely oh my god that's when the mom drinks right his mom was chugging I'm moving these to the back because we've seen their dumbasses before we've got

intersectional nutcracker. What do you think, Kev? Have you had enough of the war on Christmas? Intersectional nutcracker. I mean, I give this one a D and not because he's black. Because he's gay? Not because he's a nutcracker.

I give him a D because it's just too much going on and yeah too much going on and I don't like how the hair is so so long it's like going under to his shoulders

he has a jerry card also these these teeth are those chompers you don't want that on your penis I'll tell you that much I'm not I'm not into this man he's gonna get a clearly zur

I don't like zur you're not into z zur z would give you so this is classic Santa this is Saint Nicholas he looks like a Yacoubian I love that

Saint Nick's he looks like Yacoub Saint Nick's forehead looks like an ass he's pretty fucked up but he was a genius probably with that he's kind of got He's kind of got multiple butt cheeks

all over his face. I give him a D. Even though he invented Santa. He's not a He's not a trap to me. You wouldn't have Christmas without this man. You wouldn't be able to suck off Jim Carrey in that Grinch costume without this guy.

Well, technically, you wouldn't have Christmas if you didn't have the virgin well she's not on here yes oh yes darn it even though you would have given her an f all right we've got you're gonna get tag teamed by these two um guys who yeah they they are a package deal who are these thieves these are the robbers from home alone that try to break they're the the i think they're called the wet bandits um oh and they're trying to break into the little boy's house and uh but he sets traps for them but they okay they see you from across the bar and they really dig your behind so this is it's gonna sound really weird but when i was a kid you know how i got molested when i was a kid so i was getting i was getting aroused when i was going through puberty and so i was like

starting to jack off for the first time and i was too scared to admit that i was into like blowjobs and like other gay stuff so what i did my what my brain did was i would get into random things that were related to like private parts and so there was a clip in this movie where one of the robbers got like stapled in his balls yeah and that aroused me when I was like 11 so I give low key I give these men probably an A

that makes so much sense just because it would heal my inner child if you could just I mean arouse my inner child not heal it it would solve everything what the my inner child not one of their balls it would solve everything he's going to a what the hell is banging in one of your rooms do you guys hear that oh i'm sorry okay so there's these men outside my house and we

no we've it's these two men. We built like a catio for our new cat, but they're not done. We're getting like paints and like other shit done to the house. So they've just, I'm sorry, they're banging outside. I'm just going to tell the listeners, no complaint, no complaining about that. Kevin's cats have been through enough. He's gone. So sorry.

Should I like mute myself when I don't talk? No, no, no, no. You're fine. You're fine. I'm literally, I don't want to hear any comments about it. Well, what about this? This is the gremlin. Christmas gremlin?

It's the evil gremlin. The head of the gremlins in the movie Gremlins. D. D? Okay. He's so ugly. He wouldn't call him ugly hot? No.

Would you call him ugly hot no would it do would you call him ugly hot if he cleaned up a little bit he's got something for you I'm just gonna say it's not no I can see yeah maybe wear like a tracksuit

he's got something to work with here this guy on the other hand... Okay, this... Are you familiar with... Are you familiar with what this is, Kevin? Is that blackface? This is blackface for sure.

So this is something... This is something they do in those countries where people spend 90% of their time riding around wooden bicycles to communist meetings in a windmill. This is like Scandinavian

Dutch. So they have a... Oh, they colonize Indonesia. We hate them. Yes, yes. Oh, I mean, I like pirates. I forgot you i forgot you wanted to be fucked but this is right yes yes yes yes but this yeah it's it's he's they

put on blackface and that's their elves they're like santa's helpers are slaves and they're so they put every christmas they put on blackface and yell at people who tell them that you know hey stop doing that you know but yeah so the idea of him is an s but the look of him is why is i'm not just b i'm not the idea is what the idea being a guy in blackface okay i think you mean the specific no no the idea of like like colonists like being a santa he's not a colonist he lives in he lives in uh the netherlands or wherever currently he just this is just something he does as a he just happens to be touch yeah that's still okay why not okay okay so the idea of him like a colonist wearing a santa hat going around fucking i mean i'm not into blackface i'm just not but like but like but you're willing to look past it if if like if he's like a colonist and he's like super

hot and he's like merry christmas you're on my naughty list. I would love to get fucked by him, but he looks not the best. Alright, B. Him and the ghost of Christmas next. That's a scary tear.

Speaking of scary, we've got Mr. Heatmiser here. What do you think of the we've got mr heat miser here what do you think oh that's ugly yeah for sure it's that hair it's the red nose it's the confidence yeah he's got swag you can tell he walks he takes you to a restaurant everyone there knows him the chef comes out and says hi. What do you think? What movie? What is this?

Who is this? This is from the movie Mr. Heatmiser. Honestly, A. Okay. Period. Okay, cool. He's kind of cute. But you can tell he's just a guy who's going to take care of you no matter what.

You know. Ben, we forgot. You forgot to put Martin Short and Jack Frost on. We can do that one for just in our heads. We've got the Snowmiser here. Yeah, Mr. Snowmiser. He's the enemy of Mr. Snowmiser. Are both of them bad?

I think he's a good guy, but then they team up at the end. I'm going to be honest. The vibes from Heatmiser are pretty villainous, but they are from Snowmiser as well. Yeah, I think he's the villain. Yeah, Snowmiser, he has... I'm just going to say it looks like... Let's just say it looks like a character

J.K. Rowling would have come up with. You know what I'm saying here, guys? The guy who loves trading snow. So the other one was ugly hot. Okay. So the other one is hot. The other one's ugly hot. This one's like ugly cold, so D.

True. None of that. Literally ugly hot and ugly cold. None of of that literally ugly hot none of the virility of fire kind of just the dick shrinking freezing temperatures and please try not to gag

I was zooming Freudian slip you've got this guy here this beautiful picture you put this man last time too. I don't know where she found this guy, but he looks pretty chill. I mean, you're wearing the

same exact hat. It's Christmas. Lots of people are wearing Santa hats for Christmas. Suspicious. It's interesting. Did you take that just now? No. No. Is that a joke did not just take it just now

okay like what did I give you last time I don't remember I think you gave him a pity ass I believe I got a pity A last time can we just okay that's a good that's a good roster in the beat

honestly I probably before we see where this last contestant goes let's just get a survey of what we've got here so these are the heavy hitters yes we've got the we've got hot guys

here like actually yes yeah they're very hot B is kind of the problematic tier I'd say the problematic phase B is my favorite tier personally C is old guys and one young boy

and then D is just children he's an adult He sees old guys and one young boy and then Dean's just children. He's an adult. These children. Children and women. Women and children. And creatures and animals. Women and children.

Women and children. To the back. I can't realize I was putting women and children on D. It wasn't like intentional. Look at baby Grinch now. Look at how sad baby Grinch looks now. I mean, I'm never fucking a woman or a child. All right. Well, this guy's neither.

Okay. fucking a woman or a children or a child so alright well this this guy's neither okay so yes this guy where are we putting him I okay like realistically like if there's no joking I would put well you're like a real person you could let's just judge oh uh no so not like you okay this beautiful this perfect picture i would let's go

okay i am not with a problematic tier i'm with the hot guys perfect i was so scared of being next to him because honestly this kind of makes perfect sense i'm gonna be honest with you no that yeah B is B is a little scary I think yeah like this yeah no I didn't I know

I was just saying it made more sense well Kevin this is your this is your Christmas you know this is um that's how it shakes out for you I feel like I agree with most of these

to be honest mm-hmm I fucking hate Cindy Lou Who. I don't know who that is. I think she teaches the Grinch a lesson. Oh, um. Oh my god.

That's not how I would call her. What does that mean? Busy body, stuck up. Just stuck up, you know busy body stuck up just stuck up you know like kind of kind of bullshit

she thinks she's better than everyone turns her nose at you alright Kevin well with that thank you so much for joining us today thank you so much

where can everyone find you for shout out Instagram stuff anywhere just type in Kevin Leonardo or the Coolest Kev.

And that's just my handle everywhere. Do you think videos are making it to Pornhub? Usually you can find me at Kevin Leonardo. I don't. I haven't tried. I was just going to say they could maybe type in. I don't know if it has. Young Asian butthole shaving and find you on Pornhub.

I feel like it's not really arousing. To you. So I don't know if they have. It's tutorial. I don't think not really arousing to you. So yeah, I don't know if it's tutorial. I don't think it's arousing to anyone. I guess some people are aroused. Yeah. Yeah, there's definitely some people. Let us know.

Oh, yeah. So if you type in Kevin Leonardo or Nair guy, go ahead. We'll find out. Yeah, Nair guy. It was great talking with you. I'll have all your ads in the Instagram. Yes, thank you, Kevin. Bye, guys. Thanks for having me again.

Of course. Of course. And the recording. Bye, Kevin. so so © transcript Emily Beynon