Seeking Derangements - SD 282 - Clumsy Sexy Boyfriend Island

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths just aren't adding up. Despite that we do take our best shot on getting accepted into New Fire Island's influencer program for real. Plus we start a personality quiz but not before Jacques connection goes out (crazy things happen when Louisiana freezes.) Find weekly bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements

Thank you. All right, let's open it up. You ready, guys? Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. All right, let's open it up. You ready, guys? Yes, sir. All right. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Seeking Derangement. Ben, we're all here today. Jock and Hessa.

Snowy day here in New York City. Hi. Jock, how's it going? It's going wonderful. I feel like a snow princess in Louisiana. Is it snowing now? No. It's freezing but it's frozen. It's freezing as hell.

So last night, it was like 13 to 20 degrees in the middle of the night. And then it was just windy as hell. Yeah. And I was at a friend of mine's house last night, and the window kept shaking open and was blowing in so much cold air. And I was sitting there watching this movie with her. What movie? Her TV show, what do you call it? John Carpenter's Suburban Terrors.

Highly recommend if you're a true crime fan. Guess what I watched last night with my friends? Pretty in Pink? Bridget Jones Diary. Oh my, and was it amazing? Yeah, I mean, I've seen it before. Of course it's amazing. We haven't seen it since hearing about how much Jacques loves it,

which gives it a high score. We should do an episode where we review it. We do a series, me and you, Jacques. Absolutely, and then we can go to the second one and then I've never even seen the third one because I hate the idea of it being about a baby. Yeah, why? Bridget Jones having a baby?

Okay, let me read you the title. So the original movie is just called Bridget Jones Diary. The second movie is called Bridget Jones Diary. The Edge of Reason. The Edge of Reason. It's an incredible movie. It's actually, I think I almost... Does she go insane?

She goes back in time to kill Hitler. It drives her a little mad. No, but she does go to a Thai prison and sings... Oh, yeah, I remember that. It's like a virgin with a bunch of quote-unquote ladyboys. Oh, my God.

They're still called lady boys. It's not a bad term. It's the Paddington 2 of Bridget Jones. Yeah. Yeah. And then the third one is called Bridget Jones Baby. That doesn't interest me. Also come on.

You couldn't have called it a better title? Yeah truly. The baby movie. My least favorite plot point for a movie tv series is that the ultimate like third final chapter is about having a baby well they're making a fourth one jock did you know that no i just look what ruined girls yeah i was gonna say girls yeah that's true that's true yeah the um but jock i noticed something about was gonna say girls that's true but Jacques I noticed something about Bridget Jones

that's relevant for this podcast she's not like me really makes no sense and it was during the end credits that it made no sense just like our show yeah well kind of but at the end there's this like cuts to show where all the

characters are now like where like a lot of them ended up yeah and hugh grant's character daniel cleaver the sexual but pathetic man he's pretty hot is like he's so hot in that movie but um he's like with his new girlfriend and he's like me and melanie it's just wonderful that when the same month bridget met met at alan or whatever his name is um the same month bridget met alan i met um melanie and then the girl next to him goes like it's alan or like it says yeah it's so the girl is like i goes like, it's Alan. Or like, it says, yeah. So the girl is like, I'm a man, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in a way that's like, I...

You know, like, we've been dating for a while, and I'm just now telling you my dead name. And that's like, the secret. It really didn't make a lot of sense. No, it doesn't. Yeah, I don't remember remember that i would have been pissed honestly well it's wonderful well guys as it might be a snowpocalypse in here in new york city and freezing in louisiana there's a place we could all be going i'll be heading very soon in the

mediterranean hell oh, maybe, you know, eventually we'll probably all that's warm. But eventually we'll at least we could all we could all be heading very soon in the Mediterranean somewhere.

They haven't really decided where yet, but it is New Fire Island. Guys, I don't know if you've heard about this, but there is a new a new society being built, a second new society in the Mediterranean.

If you guys are familiar with Praxis, we've talked about them before. I have my theories about this that we can get into. Yeah. So it dropped. The idea for this dropped, I think, just a couple days ago. That's when I first heard about it. And since then, I've been going through the website

and seeing what they're really all about um and i've got this little video here to play for you guys on my website it's kind of let's think about this is the um the trailer for new fire island which again speaking of shitty names like you couldn't have gone with a better name than just New Fire Island. It's truly the worst name. Because it's like, yeah, just play it. Play it. Let's play it.

There's something magical about Fire Island Fines, but even magic fades with age. When we think of Provincetown, Ibiza, Sitges, Palm Springs, or Mykonos, these are magical places too but as you probably know prices in these places have skyrocketed they've become overdeveloped over commercialized and dare i say it kind of not that gay anymore so my friends and i yeah i'm not sure why not build a new paradise a new fire island and a new fire island that solves all the problems of the old one come join a community

of gay men as we build a new gay paradise inspired by the old fire island but this time in the sunny Mediterranean and for a new era they never say, there's still more left in this trailer, but they never say where it is I think they're still

figuring out where they're going to build gay Israel. It's the same thing as Praxis where they are just like, there's this weird kind of right wing impulse where it's like, there's this whole part of the Mediterranean called the

Balkans and they all eat mud and live in huts over there. So I think if we can just go there with like a bunch of puka shells, we can sell the shells to them in exchange. That's like truly how they think, because that's, you know, Praxis tried to buy Montenegro.

They may still be buying Montenegro. I'm not entirely sure. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the, um, I. But I do think this is Praxis. I think they just changed their name when they realized only faggots would want to live there.

So I think it must have been... Because as far as I know, Praxis is still going ahead. I think there was maybe a split in their ranks where the people founding Praxis were starting to get a little too homophobic for them and these guys are like look if we can't fuck we are going to build our own island i also

either that yeah or the there's like a subsection of gay guys who are like we need to make being a pedophile legal in praxis so that we can go like greek style we need to be ancient greeks yeah yeah and then they were like well no i don't you know maybe not also though i think gay guys are just they're when they're at like this level of like libertarianism and like kind of um you know creating colonialism new yeah new little um fuckstads for themselves in the third world the developing world oftentimes a huge component of that for these gay men is like sex tourism like they aren't the kind of racism where they want like a white only colony like they definitely do want to be like fucking the locals and like bring in a bunch of

little like brown guys for the little Greek boy absolutely you had a question to actually to to one question once a day so just to confirm is Fire Island the same as Providence or is it two separate places no two separate Providence is

separate from Provincetown so Provincetown is kind of like it's like the gay vacation spot in Massachusetts. It's kind of like Elton John versus Troye Sivan. Kind of.

Elton John is P-Town. Fire Island is Troye Sivan. I mean, P-Town is yeah, it's a little It's not older gays i remember an american there's an american horror story season that takes place in provincetown yeah they're older they're a bit more it's a bit more um family friendly you know um well it depends on what beach you go to yeah yeah yeah um um certainly this place yeah go ahead sorry yeah second thing um i cannot uh

sign up to be in this whatever gay community this is because i'm already working myself into getting into the yeezy drone which if you're not familiar is another gay community Kanye West is he building a fire island Kanye West announced in 2021 he was going to be building the Yeco system ecosystem with Y in front of it

just be like yay oh yeah now there's an actual city that he is building in the middle East called Yeezy Drone. In the Middle East. Okay. It just says in the Middle East. And I'm reading this from an article December 21st, 2023 from travelandleisureasia.com.

Okay. And that's the only one I can commit to. But, you know, I'm willing to hear out this gay guy about his little, about his little come town. Yeah, let's get back to the video here. Yeah. Let's get back here. We all know that when gays get together,

build a neighborhood for football. Okay, sorry. There are three gay, I don't mean to interrupt again, but this football throwing, did you see that? Yeah, there are three gay i don't mean to interrupt again but this football throwing did you see that yeah there are three gay guys for the listeners there are three gay guys and they're trying to throw a football to each other and it's like the opposite of a spiral every single time and price is skyrocketing so come join us as we find an island and create our paradise ew it's pretty much it i love that the narrator in this shot here the narrator is kind of the sinister daddy of this group he's yeah he's british there really is a dichotomy just

he's wearing a button-up shirt and all of the other guys around him are um in thongs dichotomy they're gay they're not lesbians period this ain't no dichotomy you could tell so for the listeners there are from left to right in

front of a beautiful beach and like with the sea in the background there's a guy in a thong only a guy in swim trunks only and then this sinister gay guy who's dressed like um if andy cohen was um about to be eaten by hannibal lecter at the end of silence of the lambs kind of less coke yeah that's what he got that's kind of his energy. And then there's another thong guy. And then there's, I assume, the second in command because he has a backwards hat on.

He's got a backwards hat. His shorts are... Actually, his shorts are a little short. But there is... I mean, we do have an Asian one there. So that's kind of exactly what I was talking about. These gay guys, they love... They're kind of horny racists

where they need to have an Asian twink around. They're not going to say no Asians. They're going to say only Asian twinks. And I mean, it might be a sign of progress. If we keep going through their site here, it kind of like... Their pitch is... Honestly, it's very funny.

Part of the copy that they've been putting out on Twitter for New Fire Island, this one here made me laugh. It says, gays are the vanguard of change. We've been responsible for iconic neighborhood gentrification across the world. From the West Village to West Hollywood, Soho to Sydney. When gays get together, magic happens and prices skyrocket, which is something that they've been, it's been a refrain for them. And you can't say that he's

necessarily wrong because gay men are on the forefront of gentrification everywhere. But I don't understand are they talking about that like it's a good thing? Because that was one of their points for building a new Fire Island was that the prices were too high on Fire Island

but then they're like but we can get the prices even higher over in Europe it's like what the hell also all of the b-roll in this trailer seems to be like Greece or I don't know like Mamma Mia City

does the Balkans look like that? I'm imagining more of a Chernobyl-style beach in those areas. The Balkans are interesting because they've got the beaches in

Croatia are really, they can be very beautiful because there's a lot of wealth inequality. So like the, wait, before you scroll away from that, wait, go back up,

go back up. Come on, come on, come on, come on. I want to read out loud. Okay. There is a headline that's supposed to be there.

Like mission statement that says our opportunity, but three sub headlines, please let me read this to y'all. Cause it's just really insane sounding. First of all, the head headline is Our Opportunity. Constrained supply. Worldwide, there's only an increasing gay holiday demand, but the supply is far away, very limited, and overpriced.

USA dominated. Europe doesn't have a walkable, purpose-built gay holiday escape. Who wrote this shit? Cold start problem gays know the value of critical mass in a holiday destination such as the property boom on fire island what in who are these people they don't well i i feel like they're just i mean part of it is is for people who are trying to get as it continues like a home on whatever island they pick there are like um entry plans where it's like you're gonna get some new fire island tokens to put down on a new property here in the mediterranean as they always refer to it

yeah every guy something i can't get past is every guy on the advertising that they've put out, I think is literally AI generated. I don't know if you've seen any of the pictures. Yeah, in the pictures. In the pictures, they're all AI generated. And kind of shockingly bad, too. Yeah. It's crazy.

It's not good. It's not good. I think you can't even get... You can't even get... These are... I mean, the people who are uh behind this they've got three people on the board nigel smith um aaron de souza and brett frazier um nigel smith who was the evil daddy we saw in that video he's yeah i was gonna

say he's a clearly clearly nigel right um yeah he. Literally the ultimate colonizer's name. Yeah, literally. Like under a picture of a man in Africa in 1850. A British man with one of those little hats. Also, three hats, everything. Nigel's a 20-year veteran of Old Fire Island Pines, an architect and urban designer. Oh, so he's an Australian.

He lives in Melbourne. Aaron is... Yeah. I hate veterans. an architect and urban designer oh so he's an australian he lives in melbourne aaron just yeah i hate veterans here because he um helped uh he helped peter teal uh sue gawker into um you know redundancy wow i feel like okay of course teal was going to be involved in this, right? I mean, it's high heaven on one of his projects. Gay, evil. Right-wing guy, obsessed with buying the Mediterranean. Yeah.

Weird fixation with eliminating the Balkans and replacing them with weird Greek cities. With gay fuck towns. But, yeah. I don't know. I feel like there might be something else at play here for him because as we know peter teal kind of widely validated the idea that uh instagram gay with two percent body fat could somehow fall to his death while taking a selfie

on the ledge a completely insane you know hypothesis as we've said here many times those guys love being on ledges they don't fall they're incredibly like it's just ridiculous but i do the center of gravity is so low yes but you could push them and they'd be like one of those inflatable arm things that uh at a cardio shift they would just come right back out be like one of those um box like when you're at a boxing gym and there's those things that are mounted to the ground you punch and they just spring exactly exactly that's a gay guy on that's a gay guy with two percent body fat on a ledge okay but i feel like something at play here might be this is the let's just say

the perfect location for a sexy little boyfriend to be liquidated lots of ledges lots of selfie taking i feel like oh absolutely yeah we're gonna hear about a lot of uh gay guys named like you know timothy dying on yeah boyfriend point. The Spartan. These are like the Spartan baby pits for when twinks have twinked. For when your ex-boyfriend starts leaking to the media. They're going to try to have sex on top of one of those beautiful Mediterranean beach cliffs and slip on lube straight into the sea. Yeah. And it's going to be cold. Because I'm telling you, I've swum sea. Yeah, it's going to be a lube trap.

Because I'm telling you, I've swum in the Mediterranean and it's damn cold. It's like not always warm. You're going to get a face full of cold water wake you up from that. So there's a leadership team. The leadership team will shortlist possible locations in the Mediterranean and those on the wait list will be able to vote for their preferred location and any other key decisions.

So at the moment, there's 543 people that are on the waiting list and they're only accepting, I think, a thousand to be able to be a part of this democracy they're building. What? Yeah. Does it say the locations they're thinking of? It doesn't i'm sure you if they if they do sicily again i'm gonna kill myself for real stay out of my family's shit i feel like sicily might be a little too i don't know i don't know okay i think they're gonna be more open than praxis yeah yeah yeah um part of the things that

the members will be voting on are things like south facing or north facing beach oh my god dramatic topography feeling of insulation island peninsula or national park it's just the the way that these people just it's kind of sad but they truly know that they can get whatever they want because they're all rich you know it's like should we demolish this village or should we erect a new city yeah absolutely we changed our mind we are opening our new gay resort in the amazon that's right we cleared that forest yeah and we we put a three bridges over that river and it is beautiful we've got many many nordstrom racks scattered throughout the city no i know nordstrom rack amazon jungle so they are yeah there is a home buying pitch to this so the target

is uh five hundred thousand dollars for abedroom freestanding house with a pool. And then it's qualified here. It will be in a gay paradise. Now it's our turn to benefit from gentrification, not suffer through it, which again, I do not understand. Why are you mentioning the word gentrification? Have they ever suffered

gentrification? They're the ones inactive. Yeah, I think the confusion is like, they love gentrification, which you ones in action yeah i think the confusion is like they love gentrification which you know that i get but why are they saying they suffered from it like maybe they mean that more trans women are going to fire island yeah that's exactly what it is i think y'all should be a little more understanding of these gay people they were literally pushed out of the ghettos and forced to live into a tropical mediterranean island paradise for gay people. They were literally pushed out of the ghettos and forced to live into a tropical Mediterranean island paradise for gay people. That's so true.

Now look, I'm just gonna, I'm thinking out loud right here. I think that if we are gonna be on the right side of history, we're gonna be on the right side of this, we need to immediately open the gay clothing brand equivalent of Tommy Bahama.

Okay. I think that's actually a good idea. To sell to these guys. Yeah. I see. That could be the name of the store. Nigel's Clothes. Welcome to Nigel's Clothes.

We should name our gay Tommy Bahama company Nigel Smith's Clothes. Nigel. I feel like these guys, I'm going to Nigel. I feel like these guys, I'm going to be honest, I feel like they're a little too snooty for the Tommy Bahama. No, I don't think so at all. I think when they get there, they'll be like,

look at me, I've gone native. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, maybe so. Maybe so. I feel like they could really get into some like olive leaves and toga kind of roleplay scenario. I don't know. Toga's too LARP-y for them.

This is what they're going to dress like. I don't know if the hat... The hat is maybe runway, but that's not a mass market thing. We do that during the runway show. That's more editorial for Nigel Smith Tommy Bahama yeah yeah

I know but I'm telling y'all this gay whatever kind of gay paradise they're building this is going to be the uniform they are all going to be wearing these little safari style hats yeah okay so I do think their claim to gentrification here the only way I can make I can

make that formula work in my head is that they are literally bad that fire island and mykonos are places where like more trans people and more queer people of color are going yeah because these were famously like white gay on place also what this is the music is getting too good in Meekins. The music in Fire Island, the DJs are good now. It's like, I don't even recognize this place. I hate this gentrification. I'm so sick of gentrification. Transification.

Yasification. New Fire Island aims to have fewer than a thousand homes at scale. So basically, guys, the long and the short of it here is they do have a what i imagine is an expedited process here are you a gay influencer blogger or content creator we'd love to get you involved in promoting new fire island you can jump ahead of the waiting list and earn credits towards purchasing a house just like dave and busters for like gay call it's insane just for sharing the dream with your followers get in touch with us and we'll share some more information so i figured this would be

a perfect opportunity for us to do one of our classic group email drafts. Yes, absolutely. Fire Island. Hopefully, I mean, guys, what would be better than us three getting to live together in.

I know. Oh, I know. Could you imagine the 80s sitcom title theme of us in this weird fascist gay city I mean we would literally all put on our little safari hats

and just like call the shit out of that place and kick out the natives you guys can go native how do we yeah go ahead one more thing it's like even the title new fire island

I'm thinking like old English colonies like England New York New Hampshire it's like a Dutch mentality or something it's totally Dutch brained they should just call it maybe we could okay

new flag island yeah let's maybe we can include that in the email we can as we write this let's all just think about maybe some alternative pitches to the name contopia toptropolis toopolis okay not bad not bad i was gonna say maybe we can put a little bit of a greek twist on it for them yeah they should they should just call it new sodom new sodom that's pretty good that's really good that's edgy i would buy a t-shirt but then praxis but then praxis might invade if we yeah they're gonna i know y'all explain I know y'all explained to me what Praxis is before the meeting, but I just still don't get it.

I'm sorry. Just don't even forget to explain. It's confusing me too much. I'd rather just be one of those words that y'all keep uttering for about an hour's worth that I didn't understand and I just nod my head and pretend. That's all you gotta do babe

I love y'all it's totally okay to just not understand stuff many times when I talk to you I have no clue what's going on so I'm just like okay okay yay yay

and then we get through the conversation just fine but let's get to this email should we do hello gay hey nige hey nige that's gonna read pretty bad yeah that's in text

I guess I'll put an e on it hey nige obviously hey nige I'm uncomfortable with how that looks can i take it can i take a swing yeah dear dearest nigel we too dearest to dearest we too want to obliterate the existing people in this area and create a new gay utopia that's good. Bottoms and tops. We too would like to obliterate

the people would you say? The people that were the native people of the Mediterranean. Yes. Besides their twinks. Besides their twinks.

Their sexy, sexy twinks. Winky face. Winky face. He's going to love. You know Nigel is a winky face freak. And then parentheses no, literally, please only kill the ugly ones.

Well, if we're in there we can i guess we'll get them yeah we we can we can decide who we're going to decide we can decide boots on the ground we can say you know this one oh boots the house down um okay it's a strong opening it's a very strong opening we're coming out very strong okay maybe we could change it up a little bit. Dearest Nigel, we too want to put our... Dearest Nigel. Dearest Nigel.

Dearest Nigel. We are not your mummy. Right after Dearest Nigel. It's not your mummy. Say, look, I know you thought it was your mummy. Don't fret. It's not your mummy. Don't fret's not your it's not your mommy yeah add that for sure even though he's Australian yeah yeah don't fret

it's not your mommy it's not your mommy we too would like don't fret it's not your mommy we too would like to obliterate the need we have sexy sexy twins here we go we should tell them who we are we should tell them who we are you know

we but one one sentence we to seek gay asylum in someone else's land what okay i think that that's a good i think that is i think asylum they're so right wing that asylum makes them like that's gonna afraid that's gentr. That's the gentrification they were talking about earlier. Say we don't want asylum. We want to get out of the asylum that is Fire Island. We need to flee the migrant

crisis that has happened. We should pretend that Fire Island has become New Venezuela. Yeah, it's an insane asylum that's been mobbed by... I think we've got to introduce ourselves at some point. I feel like it's better to do early on. So let's say...

It's three of us here. We are international. That's how you start. It's three of us here. Because this is for a... Specifically, this is an influencer application so it's three of us here we host a world

renowned podcast excuse me that's internationally acclaimed okay internationally acclaimed derangements and would love to relocate

oh my god I could be the DJ to New Fire Island exactly one of us is a beautiful fat DJ is a trade man but it's up to you to find out who

and then I'll be a gay man when i get there one of us is a gay man one of us is a non-binary dj and the other will be detransitioning before arrival no and the other is a trans woman but it's up to you to figure out who is you. It'd be such a great reality show where it was like a bunch of cis people and one trans person and you had to figure out which one was which. Well, that is a reality show.

The trans woman got murdered after it came out. And the other's a trans woman. But it's up to you to decide if you want this bitch or not. I mean, he's... I you to decide if you want this bitch or not. I'm sorry to tell you this, British, she's going to clock

you with an age of your life. Well, British, no, because British people are way... They're more rabid about it. They let their emotions cloud their judgment. They would kind of force that clock. They would say, you're all trans exactly

hey even if I really am trans I look like someone's uncle well unclockable uncle clockable I'm unclockable but it's up to you

to figure out which one huh okay I feel like at this point we've got to say something about how bad the quote unquote gentrification is getting well first off we have to make clear that we have a fortune oh we are very rich let's talk about our fortune

okay here's an easy way to bring up both on our last trip to our oh we are very rich let's talk about our fortune okay hey here here's an easy way to bring up both on our last trip to our five-story mansion on fire island we were disgusted to be pushed back by overcrowded herds we can be rich and racist with this one of. Of foreigners and criminals. On our last trip to Fire Island, to our five-story... Are there five-story mansions on Fire Island? Ours is.

Ours is. Five-story mansion. With a basement. Put in parentheses, with a basement. With a wet room basement. What does that mean? What's a wet room basement. What does that mean? What's a wet room basement? It's for those parties.

It's for those fire island parties. Wait, what do you mean? It's like a place where you put wet clothes or something? It's for drying your clothes. After you swim on the beach, put the wet clothes down there so it doesn't smell. We use the wet room for our wet clothes after we swim on the beach.

Because we're so rich, we don't even use it for sex. We don't know we're so rich we don't need to have sex. Okay, let me get this. The local foreigners and criminals had broken into our... Excuse me. We need to call them invaders.

Okay, yeah, here. Invading locals. The invading foreigners and criminals have broken into our lubricant safe and stolen nearly two tons

of lube. Two tons of rare Greek lube from the sunken Greek lube. Made from olive oil. Ancient Greek lube from the sunken shit. Olive oil. Made from olive oil. Ancient Greek lube. Had broken into our

lube vault and stole two tons of single origin Greek lube. And all of our original pricings of Barbra Streisand records. Should we say two million for that? I'd say about $2 million.

$2 million and are probably sending it back to Venezuela. Yes, exactly. To be sold on a black market there. Is this public? Put black in all caps.

Capitalize black. Yes. Yes, this is public but black in all caps black market capitalized black yes this is public on that note which I texted this is nothing wrong with that but speaking of that just quick plug we do have a patreon patreon.com

slash the arrangements you can find more episodes there I was so shout out to have a sponsor what i was so worried there was about to be some like surprise sponsor oh no and by the way this episode is brought to you by target i don't get your clothes today written by target unfortunately maybe one day guys we might get might get there. Our lube was stolen. Barbra Streisand records were stolen. They know how much we

hate the quote-unquote gentrification on Fire Island. We now, I feel like we've got to make one final pitch for us to be given the credits. We're billionaires because we cashed out our shares. We're billionaires because we

cashed out our shares. We cashed out our majority shares in BlackBerry right before the iPhone came out. Say that. That's where we got our money. The dumbest reason to be a billionaire. Did you just watch that movie? Yes, it's really good.

BlackBerry. I thought about seeing that. It's really good okay it's really good you like it the cat the cast looks so good so okay i feel like you know we've we've established that we're racist that we're not mummy that we love the twinks we don't want them to die everyone else can you know unfortunately i have to i think at the very end at the very end just to confuse him and keep him on his toes we should say also this is your mommy check this check this out all right okay let's hear it we offer a certain je ne sais quoi can you spell that for me? yeah bitch it's called F-U-C-K

Mr. Humor I genuinely do not know how to spell je ne sais quoi J-E space N-E space S-A-I-S space Q-O there's apostrophes je ne sais that looks right to me

okay we offer also your mommy right to me okay we offer also your mommy is with us period we offer a je ne sais quoi no no no I didn't finish that we do not offer no excuse me we offer a we offer a certain je ne sais quoi

that is vital for this vacation establishment vacation establishment being the hottest game. Vacation establishment? That's kind of true. I just love that phrase. Okay.

Let me continue to say the full sentence. We offer a certain je ne sais quoi for this vacation establishment that will put it on the map internationally like no other people will not remember

Fire Island once new Fire Island starts. And honestly, on that note, it's not like we talk about old Fire Island. No one remembers York. No one ever talks about old Hampshire. Where the fuck even is hampshire or york they're in england i think

well i doubt there's any slay gay guys fucking there okay add um we also have a bit we also have a beautiful um idea for opening one of our five our michin star three star Michelin star restaurants the Challenger Space Shuttle Disaster Bistro on the island I tried to explain that to some people like some

older people who were like 45 50 at a bar yesterday or two days ago I tried to explain that to them and they were like we don't think this is funny that's really, they sound like dri we don't think this is funny. That's really they sound like drips. They would not be allowed in.

To the challenge. I think we have a pretty good chance of being reached out to here. I'll keep you updated. I'll say love you, Nige. Should we read the whole thing back? I think we're good. I think we reviewed it.

But I am going to hit send on this one and what if he kills us I mean he definitely won't kill us oh no Ben we lost Ben it's alright I'll mark down the time oh

no he got eaten by another polar bear and i'm talking about some gray-haired silver daddy that he be fucking that's 70 that's what i mean by the polar bear some silver foxed big boned dongle dongle hang I'm going to refill my water. Okay. Sweet. The sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom-hearted body will climb tomorrow.

Help me shine. And welcome back, everyone. We're here after a quick bath and break to pivot to something else. I mean, I think it's very evident that we're definitely going to be accepted to that gay island with that email. So we have to. Yeah, we're not. I'm going to I'm going to blow it up. Oh, we're going to be crazy if they don't let us on that island. But we're invading.

We're going to stop. We're going to close our pretty little mouths about it now because we don't want to violate any NDA. We are definitely going to be hit with. Oh, my God. We should start. Instead of being the colonizer, we should start the revolution with the locals against them. That's honestly. Yeah.

If they don't let us in, guess who is freeing Montenegro? Yeah. Secret arrangements. I mean, montenegro yeah arrangements i mean what the hell did you just say ben they famously like to hang out and just chill so i think me as hell i we might yeah yeah it might be trouble we might just be hanging out with them near the border yeah i don't know if it'd go very well for us we would yeah absolutely but we would have a blast either way i would be too good of a time all right we would keep them back from the revolution i would make an incredible invader i'm just saying i don't doubt that at all let's get to uh let's get to a quiz here it's um we're going back to dr professor's uh laboratories

to get to the bottom uh greeting dr, Dr. Professor. Thank you. To hear from you after all these years. Greetings. Greetings. Hello, patient. Greetings, colleague. So we've got a 30-point quiz here for you guys. It's going to be unveiling something rather sinister

or maybe not for each of you. So these questions are all on a, let's say two thumbs down, one thumbs down, neutral, one thumb up, or two thumbs up scale, if that makes sense. So agree, very much disagree.

Two thumbs up, one thumb up, neutral, two thumbs, one thumb down, thumb. I was thinking the thumb thing might be easier for drop did it actually it makes me special education has so would you please okay now hold up I know I'm special symbols with these types okay these types now what the good hell i mean i janice dupree will not be talked to this way i am didn't realize you transitioned while we were on the bathroom break but sorry janice you're valid here um all right the first question you're welcome you're welcome janice the first question um i think a lot about the inevitability of death and the cruelty of the world oh uh two big thumbs up for that that would be okay that's

the theme yeah i think uh i think i i think those are two different things to think about all the time shut the fuck up i think about the cruelty of the world a lot different things to think about all the time. Shut the fuck up. I think about the cruelty of the world a lot more than I think about the inevitability of death. Okay. Yeah. So I would say one thumb up. That's a one thumb up for sure. It's funny to give two thumbs up to the inevitability of death.

Yeah, the inevitability of death. Two thumbs up. Sorry I'm unrealist. I would say I would say for me, I took this test already and I think I gave it two thumbs up to that because as I get older, I'm thinking about dying. I'm 29.

Actually, Max, beep. Beep my age. No. Wait, is that really your age? That can't be true. You're 32. I'm 31. You homeless little faggot i have a department okay question two i'm open my i'm open my willing to challenge my own beliefs guys yeah two thumbs up i'm always willing to challenge i don't know about that i just do, will not be

talked to in a way where you speak for me. What was the last belief you allowed to be challenged? Let's see. The belief that Ben was pale. I saw him in a different light. I budged even an inch on this.

He's just throwing another insult at me. It's a diversion. Yeah. From the fact he is close-minded and very unwilling to challenge his own beliefs. Here you go. Here, I was able to challenge my own ideas when I thought about the appropriateness

of the challenge of spaceship disaster shuttle Bistro. What? Oh, when those people said that they wasn't. When those those people said that they were not... Did they change your mind? Did they change your belief about it? Yeah. No, they challenged it. Not going off on someone because they don't find your stupid joke funny

is not challenging your belief. They really just challenger your beliefs, Jock. They don't challenge them. They challenger them, which is when they explode trying to re-enter the conversation trying to re-enter the conversation and they explode okay here how about this a married man was messaging me and kept dming me and it challenged my belief that he was actually straight

i don't think you understand this question i don't i why i i okay um that's just learning new information that's just not really challenging a belief so i believe let me frame it this way let me phrase it to you this way what is something that you believe is 100 certain something a foundational belief for you that you are pale i mean let's be honest something something more serious um that um i will die a painful um horrible death what will be unstoppable what's but the problem with that is i also believe that and i don't i don't allow my beliefs to challenge i was very honest about this question i said two thumbs down okay yeah

um i am being honest i am able to let ideas of mine challenged i think i understand so what if someone told you what have you changed your mind about? A belief that you had? Lizzo. When we talked about Lizzo and I originally was like, hmm. I thought about it more and then I said, I don't know if I agree with this anymore. What?

I can't even remember the parameters of that conversation. Yeah. She stuck a banana up one of her dancers pussies or yeah but what side did you flip from and what side did you flip to i don't think you can remember what's i was on lizzo's side and then i was on the dancer's side and then i was back on lizzo's okay so you didn't you didn't change your belief i didn't change it and then i went back to the old one i'm so open i'm so open to having my beliefs change that i'm constantly horseshoeing okay

you know what okay how about this why don't you say something that you know i believe in and challenge my belief on it and see if i could be you know so um i'll say cajun food uses way too much butter um and it's a very unhealthy diet and that's that's too loaded i would say here's one you shouldn't you shouldn't eat those edibles that are shaped like like potato chips that have 600 600 milligrams they are very bad for you and they give you a panic attack they give you a panic attack on a plane yeah so maybe don't do those edibles do other edibles is that silent is that silent that's true it's true I have one package of

those 600 milligram Cheetos and I still have not eaten them because of Cheetos and honestly also I'm gonna be honest Thomas live on the air in front of us.

Those were the regular Cheetos. Those were the regular Cheetos. And you tricked us. Yeah, I tricked y'all, but look, I'll be honest, that changed my perception on if I should eat that brand of edibles. I'm done arguing this. Okay, also, just to the point that you are

completely refuting what two people who know you very well are saying. Okay, first of all, I'm so sorry, but you people think you know me well. So don't... I'm gonna sign with Jacques. I'm giving him two thumbs up, but I can't think about this for another second.

Alright, Hessa, what were you on that? I would say one thumb up. Yeah. Or maybe two thumbs up, because honestly, I change my beliefs too often. I'm too easily swayed. Yeah. Or maybe two thumbs up because honestly I change my beliefs too often. I'm too easily swayed. You go with the win. Yeah. But I feel like

you've got a kind of impenetrable core truth to you that you don't reveal to anyone. So I'll say one thumb up. Maybe. Question three. I'm usually cheerful and in a good mood yeah i'd say i am neutral it's finally i say for me one thumb up one thumb up for you you never know what direction i'm going yeah and sometimes it is cheerful but it's kind of in a you know broader lottery of emotions that include

not so cheerful i think neutral is a good one for you um i'll say that i'm equal parts incredibly happy as also as insanely depressed and yeah and suicidal a Hey, two thumbs up for that one. Don't say suicidal. Question four of 30. Many of my romantic partners have... I'm sorry. Well, it's a long episode. Whatever. We can pick up. It's a snow day. Many of my romantic partners have thought

that they could quote unquote fix me. This was a thumbs up for me. Wow. And it doesn't work. You can't. I'm going to say a definite all the way, two thumbs down,

because no one has even tried to fix me. But people don't think they can? I'm going to say two thumbs down also, just because I've never had a relationship that's been framed like that. Okay, if either of you were romantically in love with me, do you think you could fix me? Yes or no? No. Yeah. No, I'm kidding.

I mean, I'm your best friend. I don't think I can fix you. And there's nothing wrong with that. I love you. But, yeah. I mean, neither of you are doctors or scientists. Well, the one is a doctor and professor. I guess it makes sense. Neither of you are doctors. Or scientists. Well, the one is a doctor and professor. I'm a doctor and professor.

And I'm in a laboratory, so why don't you... Don't make me call security on you. Don't make me sick the lab rats on you. Literally. As they eat your toe up. You're the lab rat. Toe up or flow up. I don't. Question five. I don't. Toe up or toe up.

Question five. I will never settle for mediocrity. This was just a thumbs down for me. I do settle for mediocrity quite often. Yeah, it comes down to me too. I absolutely never settle for mediocrity. Really? Okay. Okay.

Interesting. Look at the lifestyle I live. Do you think it screams mediocrity at all? Honestly. No comment. Man, fuck you, bitch. I think it's not mediocre. I do not think it's mediocre.

I think your lifestyle could be kind of... It's indulgent. It's so... It's very indulgent it's so it's very indulgent and in that way it could never be over yeah thank you you're welcome because I was about to I was about to curb stomp

I couldn't tell American Horror Story X style questions American Horror Story the Ryan Murphy remake Jennifer the ryan murphy remake when jennifer jennifer mullich crimstom's a black guy evan peters yeah question six this episode is not going well it's going great no it's going good i just i just mean i keep saying things that i'm like oh god no that was a funny one question six of 30 this one's really good this one's really good i gave two thumbs up to this one my research has unearthed startling conclusions about a major world topic that would startle most people what my research that's that's unearthed startling conclusions. Really taking a 1080 degree turn in this quiz.

Startling conclusions about a major world topic that would startle most people. And I mean, in a broad sense, my research is me being on Twitter. Unearthing startling conclusions is my opinions. And world major topic is anything that's trending you know yeah I would say thumbs up for me yeah absolutely and Jacques that's two thumbs up for you no

no are you your revelations have proven so oh yeah to so many people I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm your two thumbs down oh I'm sorry is this a quiz where you answer for me or do I get the opportunity what do you think

do you think I shocked the world with your discoveries no why because I just don't think I have I genuinely think I don't you're such a contrarian one thumbs down no two thumbs down I think that's one of the most amazing things you do, Jock.

Yeah. You really challenge people's minds. Personally, the way I view myself, I don't think I've had any revelations or, you know, discoveries. Oh, I know. That's just insane. I don't think you give yourself enough credit. Yeah, I really, I feel like you were kind of on the frontier of

a few major world topics that a lot of people are not ready to comprehend. I couldn't comprehend in many ways. I can't tell if I'm being gaslighting. No, I'm not gaslighting you. I'm being honest. I think it's getting to the point

where I want to throw bricks out of my window at the well that's fucking loud kids out next door they never shut the fuck up that's kind of what i'm talking about that's a genius solution that many people yeah about question seven i follow current trends and recommendations they often point me in the directions of the things I will enjoy. Say that again, please. I follow current trends and recommendations. They often point me in the directions of things I will enjoy.

Neutral because I'm often... Yeah, neutral. Neutral because off the top of my head, I think about how Game of Thrones was trending and how I knew that was something I should stay the fuck away from i totally agree with you yeah i totally agree with you on that yeah and also there's lots of trends i'm not watching salt burn no it's i haven't seen it yeah once people are talking about something to that degree i know it's very childish it's very like sophomoric of me but i cannot for the life of me participate because i'm like i i just i don't i don't i don't care i don't care

i'm not i fully agree this is what ruined white lotus season two for me yeah i didn't even bother watching it i didn't even bother watching it because the amount of spoilers that came on instagram every day on twitter every day about the- Preach, sister. I was just like, never. I was like, what's the point of watching something that I know? I don't even know the characters

and I know exactly what happens to them. It was good. I will say I did watch it and I did- It's way better than season one. Yeah. It's way better than season one. I really liked it. But let's keep going here.

Question. Oh, sorry, Hester, you're neutral on that one as well, right? Yeah. Question eight. It feels like I're neutral on that one as well. Yeah. Question eight. It feels like I'm always going through a dark period. I gave myself neutral on this one because. I would say thumbs up for me.

Thumbs up for you. Yeah. You're kind of. Yeah. Kind of emo. I'm a little emo. I'm so emo. Girl, I was so emo yesterday in my studio with this weather.

I was literally listening to Midwest emo. I was listening to Scott. I was. The question in my studio with this weather. I was literally listening to Midwest Emo. I was listening to Scott. I was blasting Scott Walker. The question is, are you emo? Yes! I was listening to Scott Walker yesterday too. What's the question? The question is, it feels like I'm always going through a dark period. What's your favorite?

Two thumbs up. What's your favorite Scott Walker album? I love the Drift. Bish Bosh. Bish Bosh is amazing. Drift, Bish Bosh. I only know one song by Scott Walker. 30th Century Man. 30th Century Man. That's the same person, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's him. I love his song, The Electrician. Have you heard that song? Yes. That song is so good. By the Walker Brothers. Yes, yes. That was like his first foray into being scary.

Yeah, no, literally. And it's kind of such a like It's kind of a really dumb song because it's just like that droning and then it breaks out into the full romantic chorus. But that break is so fucking good.

It's so cool. He's so beautiful. I was being really scared yesterday in that little shed behind Singers. Yeah, I was going to say there's no heat in that shed. There's no heat. There's no heat at all. I'm back there just making a bunch of fucking...

By the way, I'm going to do another shameless plug. Number one, funnyshirt.com. Making a bunch of shirts. And I was just so... It was in such a rotten mood that I was listening like Sunny Day Real Estate and like Cabin Jazz and Scott Walker.

Well, I love, I love Sunny Day Real Estate's album Diaries, one of my all time favorite albums and Cabin Jazz, Alphabetontology is truly shaped the course of my life. Not a bad album. I actually,

I also have a plug period if you like Scott Walker you can listen to my episode of Joker Man where me and me and my friend discuss Bish Bosh for three and a half hours oh my god

I have two plugs my my new Oh, my God. like I did on my last collection, but I will also be doing some patches of my designs printed on cotton sewn onto new clothing. So that will be a whole new ballgame, people. And then my other plug is that you should check out the Nicey Nash FX. I don't know if it's FX,

but it's a Nicey Nash show called Claws. I've been rewatching it for the fifth time and it's pretty funny. I think it's FX. Yeah. All right. Believe it or not, we did a round of plugs but that's not the end of the show. Yeah, that is not the end. It's not by a long shot. 45 minutes left here.

This is the longest. Let's keep going through it. Question 9 of 30. I will never give up on my dreams this was a thumbs down for me folks oh i'm going two thumbs up i you gotta never into your dreams i've never given up i'm a big dreamer i don't i listen to dreams by the cranberries every day and then i followed up by dreams by fleawood mac and then i listened to dreams by gary wilson my biggest dream in life is to just like not have to work chill out like fucking vibe dude i yeah i bought a t-shirt last night off

ebay that said something like that that's like so i guess in that sense i will oh i never give up never give up on my dream of not having to work a lot yeah um that is a non-negotiable for me absolutely so i guess in that sense i'm a two thumbs up um question 10 it seems like most people i interact with are dismissive apathetic or downright cruel i agree let's see thumbs down yes um two thumbs up just so solemn i agree yeah yeah just a horrible like camera zooming into his eyes for a second after that question and this is julia julia everyone's so apathetic and dumb I'm sorry I've seen life's coolness and I know what humans

are capable of I mean I've hung out with Ben in person like multiple times I'm still in your life Hessa what were you on this I said thumbs down shut up bitch I'm still in your life got that bitch um Hessa what were you on this I said thumbs down

I think people are nice yeah I was man shut the fuck up bitch hey well sorry if people are nice you can't be mad at Hessa because people are nice to her that's not very good

watch me Hessa I'm mad at you because people are nice to you no you're not I guess now now alright next question don't tell me what to do Ben your ODDs I realize we both have incredibly intense

ODD which makes the fight so brutal obstinance defiance disorder which is something children have but I'm borderline I've been diagnosed borderline so don't i've been i've been possible to have more than one thing babe um i've been diagnosed borderline five times now by five

separate uh mental health professionals so it's sticking oh yeah oh yeah question 11 and my mom calls me special okay keep going so does this mommy right here. And so do we. Question 11. I have often been called a conspiracy theorist. Yeah, thumbs up. Really? Two thumbs down.

Who's calling you a conspiracy theorist, Hudson? Well, you get enough coke in me, and I'll tell you about the Franklin Credit Union. And I'll tell you about Skinwalker Ranch. Yeah. Skinwalker Ranch. At your last party and I'll tell you about Skinwalker Ranch. Yeah. Skinwalker Ranch. At your last party, I was telling Drew about Skinwalker Ranch. You would be in Skinwalker Ranch, you creepy

pasta asshole. That's probably the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me. You really cut it for me. Sometimes. I love you so much, but we're such good friends that I feel like I need to lay it into you sometimes

it's so nice to feel like you love someone enough you have to you must insult them I have my copy of Hunt for the Skinwalker right here right next to my bed I guess that's not really like I mean those are just talking it's just talking about conspiracies

but I guess that's enough for someone to call you a conspiracy theorist. Yeah, you're two thumbs down? Yes, because what conspiracy Yeah, you pretty much accept the line on everything I've noticed, surprisingly. Yeah, I think the only conspiracy theory I've really

entertained in the last like five or six years too is Anne Hathaway be the years too is Anne Hathaway be the reincarnation of Anne Hathaway, William Shakespeare's wife. That's when you do accept her. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of like what's the evidence for that?

They have the same name. Her and her husband both have the same name. Actually, there's a lot to go on. I see. So is it all about names? No, no. It's it goes way deeper both have the same name. Actually, there's a lot to go on. Is it all about names? No, no. It goes way deeper than...

Y'all just keep asking the questions. I'll come back at the end of the episode to explain. I did want to run past you guys. I'm sorry to take up more time, but I feel like we'll blast through these. It's kind of topical, though. Taylor Swift, lesbian? No.

Nope, Jock. I don't think so. You know, people are saying the lesbian community, you know, and other LGBTs. The lesbian Swifty fans. Are saying she's secretly lesbian. Yeah, there's a huge conspiracy that Taylor Swift

is secretly lesbian and has been like leaving little clues everywhere that she's like the Zodiac killer a lesbian yeah and I will say I mean my take on this is that it's due to the fact that we don't have any good female singer songwriters

in music anymore the best you get is there's nowhere for lesbians to go um i know the closest thing we have is lucy deuce coos yeah which is fucking bisexual flops that are yeah okay i'm sorry i i normally wouldn't do this but a hero may mangus magnus magnus is a good lesbian acoustic voice singer I'm making like a broad critique here is that yeah there might be some lesbians on the fringes

but there's no kind of mainstream accepted kind of person that lesbians can go to I mean Jodie Mitchell used to exist Cat Power like people like that have what are you talking about even they they got

girl pool they got mitski they got yeah but neither was joni mitchell or um cat power i don't listen to any of those people by the way but i guess there's a whole can't out there i just feel like there is a total breakdown and like splintering of what would have been more hegemonic lesbian idols um and because there is no longer some kind of straight um you know direct fan base for lesbians to um participate in for a single musician taylor swift has taken that mantle and they are now well it's because she's the monoculture now so she has to be everything exactly so because she's a female singer she has to be lesbian because we need there to be a lesbian female yeah you know singer and the truth is say this many times taylor swift is career cell she's literally an asexual person it's not even that's just like accepted

is this really even debatable anymore anyways let's get back to this actually I'm gonna go ahead and say that Taylor Swift's sexual proclivities are incredibly kinky freaky disgusting weird and so

fucking so don't ever call my name is not Lucy't ever call me. My name is not Lucy. Do not call me a contrarian. Bitch. Okay. First of all. Someone named Lucy Contrarian or something. Let's keep going. Question 11.

Because we shocked you two thumbs down on that. You were one thumb up, right? Yeah. Don't ever call me a contrarian again. This is me saying this. I'm making a rule right now. You stop being one. Question 13. Why don't you stop being a dyke, bitch?

Why don't you pull a pussy out of your mouth for once in your life? You fucking vagina sucking indigo girl creepy pasta faggot. That's a really good read on Hessa. The creepypasta dyke. Yeah.

Why don't you take your medium length hair and your insecurity and go throw up behind your dumpster and look like. You're kind of loosening it there, Jock. Question 13. Bitch.

Thank you. Wrap up that little meltdown. I love you, H 13. Bitch. Thank you. Please wrap up that little meltdown. I love you, Hessa, also. I love you, too. Question 13. I can easily soothe myself when I'm feeling down. Well, this was the first question. Nope, it wasn't. That was the last time we tried.

It was not, Chuck. Thumbs down. One thumb down. Two thumbs down one thumb down two thumbs down I'm very inconsolable most what is your yeah well yeah do you have any self soothing gifts of food remember um yeah I love

eating like groups of food um no it's been sending you gifts of food like yeah I mean like a big meal. The scientific name for a group of food is a meal. Don't say right now. When

Ben sends me a GIF of a cheesecake in an attempt to try to pacify me, it is one of the most demeaning things he does to me. It's not worse. It's not worse. I'm going on record right now saying it doesn't work. I have screenshots

that prove to the contrary because I have a screenshot of me sending you a spinning piece of cheesecake with a chocolate fudge sauce falling on top of it. And I said does this help? And you said kind of. So

don't make me whip that one you were yeah right bitch um yeah because i was upset really don't you also don't you read the obituaries when you're feeling down okay okay okay let me explain this you read through the obituaries when you're feeling bad about life because you're like look i'm alive and look at all these fuckers are all dead yeah they all died you know it's like a mary louise uh you know a thelma fell off of a cliff driving with her friend accidentally and it's like you know yeah hey that's like it was interesting to see how your mind was operating there were you really crazy remember the plot of Thelma the name Louise Mary Louise and I was I know but

after Ellie but then it was Mary Louise no Thelma because that's the plot of Thelma and Louise is that they drive off of a cliff but it's like Susan Sarandon and Gina something Gina Davis I guess right I don't think it's Gina Davis

she was so hot in that movie it in Gina something. Gina Davis I guess. Right? I don't think it's Gina Davis. Yeah, it's Gina Davis. She was so hot in that movie. Really? I don't remember that movie. I don't think I've ever seen it. No, Dyke Cinema 101. Period. So, wait, sorry Jack, your tooth was down for soothe myself when

I'm feeling... Yeah, no. The only thing that kind of soothes me barely is like the high levels of weed and anxiety medicine and like online shopping to the point of where I have zero.

Okay. Question 14. People think we can't continue at this rate. We have to answer these faster no i want to go slower i don't want to be here for three hours do you already have to be on your we've been going for 32 minutes in the new recording oh i'm sorry do you need to we need to go ice skating you have to be somewhere ice skating across the city well let's just not talk about it keep going we'll be good people okay okay people

think my views are offensive two thumbs up i would say thumbs down i don't i can't think of any views i have on are you joking i've heard you have people you've had people yelling at you all the time for like the dumbest things you've said I gave myself two thumbs up for this one my abusive people are so annoying

we don't have to get back into that one people are so annoying I don't even care for the record sorry if anyone did not get it people are too people are too militant about I don't even care about Woody Allen. Sorry, if anyone did not get it. You don't have to get it. People are too militant about Woody Allen. He's an old man. I do want to clarify one thing.

It may have just been implied that I am pro-bestiality. I am not. I am not. Let's keep going. Question 15. I caught Ben having sex with a goat once. That was your mom. Question 15. Hey, fact. Let's keep going. Question 15. I caught Ben having sex with a goat once. No, you did not. That was your mom. Question 15. Hey, fact. It's important

to be respectful to others, even if they have different opinions or beliefs. This is a thumbs down for me. Thumbs down. Yeah. Thumbs down. I don't think it's that important. I don't care, bitch. I mean, it depends on what the beliefs are.

Yeah, it's simple for me. Well, this is always an argument that is used when someone like... When a Nazi is like... When someone punches a Nazi or something, you know? Yeah. It's like, well... You think you shouldn't punch a Nazi, Jacques? Jacques's getting aggro.

He's not going to let us have a conversation about anything. Question 16. I have opinions that would frighten most people. Yeah, I'd say... about anything question 16 I have opinions that would frighten most people yeah let's see what oh Jack's breaking up oh god we're having a total breakdown of communication

right now aren't we oh you were just breaking up jock can you hold your mic to your mouth I can't hear you and say something give us a sign of life jock okay we're good we're good alright're good all right question 16 well i think yeah i think i have opinions

that would frighten most people i don't know about most people but i would say i think you've got some opinions y'all i'm sorry but yeah maybe you want them up we need to write down the time right now it's right no you're fine it's good no I'm telling y'all right now. It's the program Riverside is telling me. Issue. Browser provision recording. It's over. Maybe Hessa's going to get her wish here. Jock, just hang tight until we wrap this up.

But Hessa might get her wish here. She'll be clocking out early. And we can pick this quiz back up where we end the next episode. Jock, she's unclockable. Don't say that about her. That's right. Guys, thank you for listening. We're wrapping up.

We're not finishing the quiz? Jock, I'm telling you right now, you just gotta be quiet for a little bit, buddy. Please. Love you. But guys, thank you for listening. We'll be back later this week on Patreon

you can find the next episode at the end of this quiz at patreon.com slash see arrangements and until then bye bye bye Jock you can talk now in your Hola, niño, señora, viejo. Este es mi corazón.

Te lo alcanzo con las manos. I don't know. Arderán como querías Yo me llevo con mi vida Palma caliente Uuuu Uuuu Uuuu Uuuu Uuuu Thank you. I don't know. I will not disappoint you Because you deserve it That I sing with my voice

That you are life Thank you.