Seeking Derangements - SD 284 - All The Dishes As Well

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

Hey everyone! Today we discover a new hypebeast member of Jacques expansive medical team, chose our own Best Picture, talk about scamming your neighbors and how Jacques turned a subway sandwich into a lethal projectile using nothing but a lime scooter. Weekly bonus episode on our Patreon!

i've been all around this whole wide world been to tennessee but there's no other place i would rather be the tone's been holding me Oh, good old, lonely dream. What did you just say? I heard what you said. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Seeking Derangements. This week, it's a free episode.

I'm just going to say at the beginning, you can listen to our Patreon. Or you can call me at 337- Jock, I swear to fucking God. I'm not even kidding. You have to stop. Please stop.

I've had friends of ours reach out and beg to get you to stop reading your phone. You know, guess what? Guess what? You know what happened?

We've also done it like seven times. It's not funny anymore. Guess what? I got a ride to the airport. Great. And he was a veteran. That's amazing.

He was an honorable veteran for once. I explained this last episode, when you were gone, but I, when Jock did again, read his phone number, which, you know, we love to continue to talk about through every single episode, but he read his phone number and I had a very impassioned call to the listeners to please, if they have BPD or any kind of mental disorder or want to fuck Jock or use Jock for clout, because I would never expect our listeners to do something so sinister, but it could happen. OK, Jock is not your little clout mule to someone else

jock is not there for you to abuse you know what i think and suck leave him alone he's in a very good place in his life there's no chaos yeah he's evened out do not jock has been doing very well lately please do not besides his

internet problems that are currently occurring. Please do not cause him any distress in his life because it really negatively impacts all of us. And most importantly, it negatively impacts him. And he's looking so happy and so healthy and we're so happy to see him in this place in his life. So do not. Please, for the love of God, mess with it.

And please buy my paintings. And buy the paintings. Yeah, for the love of God, mess with it. And please buy my paintings. And buy the paintings. Yeah, buy the paintings. Since December 20th, I've painted 86 paintings. And while I love to do all these paintings, it's physically becoming impossible for me to store all of these paintings at once. Maybe slow down on the production a little bit i tried i can't i tried i can't i can't i can't slow artistic

the artistic process i'm being retarded i'm sorry yeah thank you for understanding how i'm a mozart type um i thank you i literally have to keep painting this much or i think god is going to come down and kill me yeah okay this is things that a normal person would say yeah yeah absolutely um well guys for today's episode we have a few things planned um something came up today that was kind of i mean it was very shocking to me um to realize that I hadn't heard about this before. They found Osama bin Laden? Even more shocking. Even more shocking.

An even crazier person was found. Jocks, chiropractor. He didn't tell either of us about this. Okay, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. I think a lot of things, I think a lot of... Stop, stop, stop, stop. I did tell Ben. I literally went out of my way to be like, hey, just so you know, by the way, a lot of things i think a lot of things i think a lot of stop stop stop stop i did tell ben i

literally went out of my way to be like hey uh just so you know by the way uh it'll probably be a good opportunity for me to see when i see the chiropractor because he's a big social media star now i do remember this you said i don't remember i i'm gonna get i could get an interview with my chiropractor and we didn't have any idea what that meant I think we were both just picturing a normal I mean there's no real such thing as a normal chiropractor you really buried the lead here which is that your chiropractor is a hype beast um wigger chiropractor who exclusively works on only models. A hustlepreneur. A hustlepreneur. A hustlepreneur. This is, like, so amazing.

A tatted-up hustlepreneur who does the chiropractic stuff in, like, what looks like a Holiday Inn. He does, like, these chiropractic things in what looks like either, like, a grandma's bedroom, like, a grandma's, like, guest room or a Holiday Inn, like, grandma's like guest room or a holiday inn like suite yeah yeah

okay his room looked like a um like a expensive sneaker shop there is a lot there's a lot of it where it looks like there was like frame supreme art he does a lot of um chiropractic work on a supreme embossed. Chiropractic, I think it's called. Okay. Necromancy. He does a lot of chiropractic work on a supreme embossed table in the middle of what looks like a shoddily built Dubai hotel that's like two degrees away from burning

down to the ground. Bitches with like double D's and lip fillers. He's so cool by the way. I'm not saying this in any negative way. I love him. Can you all just hear me out because this is why he was so cool to me even originally. I was seeing

him four or five years ago when I was having the worst of my back problems post getting hit by a car. And I had not enough results with physical therapy and I didn't have, I wasn't really having like, I was having trouble. I was working in a restaurant.

I kept throwing my back out, like seriously throwing my back out. I would have to carry this giant uh all the dishes as well because i was dishwashing but also the pizza dough that you would have to make sometimes you got to use this giant like mixing bowl it was a fucking pain also that sounds like the name of like a a 2023 like gay oscar bait gay like love movie called all the dishes as well a chef and dishwasher i want a gay waiter gay waiter and closeted line cook is the classic who sells some coke and then they hook up one time

i want to wrap up quickly how this all transpired. So I was really desperate for relief, and I was physically stuck at a 45-degree angle at work, having to leave work, and I looked up the closest chiropractic office, and actually it had been recommended to me by a co-worker, and they said, hey, just tell them you work at KS pizzeria and you get $50 off. Wow.

Immediately. So, and so, you know, they did some x-rays. They did some preliminary work adjustments. Well, look,

they, they had marked out more intricately exactly where my acute bulging disc and my herniated disc was more than the doctor the family friend that saw me after i got hit by the car you don't have to say the doctor's name i imagine i'm not gonna say that doctor's name i imagine i'm showing you a picture of your spine but to get more money out of you they're just like your back is really fucked up and it's just like a picture of a roller coaster oh no i knew it i freaking knew it how much money do i have to give you right now y'all between the roller skating accidents at the time that i was suffering slash the stress of the restaurant,

I was coming into that place pretty wrecked up. And sometimes directly. You were pretty wrecked up. Sometimes I would come in directly from work drunk. This guy, always with a smile, always nice. He would, I would tell him, he was like, tell me another crazy story, Sean. What was his vibe? Because now he has grills.

He has face tattoos. He had not a single tattoo. He has a great lineup. He had not one. He looks like a Fortnite character. He literally looks like a Fortnite character. He looked amazing when I first met him. He plays rugby. Or he played rugby back then.

He looks fit. He looks like there's a Fortnite character named Trey. White Trey. Very nice. And look, this is the thing. White Trey, the Fortnite character. There's another character named Black Trey. I don't know if you've used a chiropractor before.

I have not. I don't know if he's used a chiropractor before, but he has a firmness and an articulate, very precise nature about using his hands and like and like force like to really like. He was able to get me in a place where after getting hit by the car accident, I literally would not have back problems for months or years at a time. I'm so happy for you, Jacques. That's amazing. Also, the turn of phrase, getting hit by a car accident, is really funny. Because it makes it seem like two cars T-boned with you in the center of them yeah a car accident hit me yeah a car accident hit me by the way if you live in the greater colorado uh metro denver let's give him a shout out let's give dr dr dr christopher dorsa Dr. Christopher Dorsa, just tell him Jacques sent you. He actually, on top of being in a really seriously accomplished chiropractor who's gone from working at a clinic to owning.

Yeah, no, no. He helped me better than most doctors. Yeah, and he uses these metal stick rod things that it's a tool for a chiropractor that they scrape on your back and you know yeah interesting yeah there's a lot of see i i watched the one video that ben sent in the chat and this is a video viewers i don't know if this was a house call but he was it was these two uh latino i think gentlemen and he did the one guy and he did like this thing with his knees and the guy was like he's like did you feel a pop and the guy was like no not really and then he got up and then the other guy sat down and he was like all right time to do this thing he does the thing with the knees again

and he's like did you feel a pop and the guy's like no and he's like all right we got to do a little harder and then he does it harder and then the guy he's like did you did you feel the pop and the guy's like no i mean i feel like like i got a hernia well he's like all right and then the video ends yeah it's really like why would you post this it's really simple here has said that guy was a liar he He's a known liar. And he should be trusted. That guy is probably just famous. Look, let me just mention one of his recent clients was none other than Bam Margera.

Yeah. Whoa. Again, that's huge. Again, one of the most fucked up backs in this country. Second to Jack Otso. No, truly the worst back. I can't imagine. Could you imagine? Like Christopher Reeveve level it must look like a chewed up dog bone yo that man has 16 staples in his head that's too many for because it's not only

alcoholic alcoholism and drug use it's skateboarding which is the worst it's jackass it's literally yeah no it's everything jackass at reduces your life by 25 years but the rates are insane oh isn't johnny knoxville he's from louisiana isn't he or am i getting that wrong oh yeah maybe i'm just like knoxville tennessee he's he's funny i remember which is kind of tennessee and kentucky i know it's kind of the same thing they're kind of the Tennessee he's funny I remember Tennessee and Kentucky I know what you mean they're kind of the same to me so yeah I had to go get chiropractic work but I was really excited to see him he's amazing because he seems to have

made his entire social media presence off he just got a silver award from YouTube what does that mean Hessa you would know I feel like whoa that means like what like? You would know, I feel like. Whoa, that means like, what, like that's like 500,000 followers or something? Yeah. Yeah, he's

doing softcore porn. No. Yeah, because he's doing OnlyFans girls and they're getting cracked and being like, It's all of these OnlyFans girls who are getting literally their backs broken in and they're like, It's not

it's not erotic they're just excited are you kidding me they're just excited they're just excited they're not fucking important stop stop stop stop stop no no let me just look

let me don't reduce Dr. Christopher Doris' work down to such meaningless accusations. It's off-court pornography. And he's a genius. Stop, stop. He's a genius. By the way, his silver play button,

100,000 subscribers. Oh my God, really? So I think that before you make judgments against my friend who's making a joke and an observation, it's not that serious. Okay. But anyway, what I was going to say is his videos, the backcracking and chiropractic videos uploaded online have the same appeal to people as those videos of people opening oysters oysters and finding pearls i think yeah no i do know what you mean by that i think it's more akin to like a pimple popping video or something you know maybe erotic pimple popping we can settle on that but i'm telling you once you see these

duck lip you're once you see these girls once you see these once you see these girls, once you see these women, you're gonna realize. They've got the e-girl nose makeup on. And he's literally putting, he's like, kneeing them in the head. And they're like, orgasming. I'm gonna say, if you don't, it's so obvious.

It's like, it's clearly like, this is what, this this is like if i was a straight 13 year old and saw that when i was a teenager i'm absolutely jacking off to that i'm sorry i guess now kids have you know whatever kind of porn at their fingertips but and there is now there is a erotic element to this hype these chiropractors work is all i'm trying to say what are you saying jock i want to hear what oh it sounded like you said something i didn't hear it oh i i made i made i made a joke you said these kids have something and then i said prostitutes oh yeah they have prostitutes now. In the woke schools.

That's central education. They give them a trans prostitute. What I was going to say is this guy's talented and you should get your back worked out by him. Ben, I bet he could get your back blown out by him. I bet he could help you.

I have really good posture. Wait, maybe when you go... good posture. And I don't trust chiropractic. Yeah, no, I don't either, actually. I don't trust chiropractors at all, to be totally honest. Can I say something? That's not, that's before you get mad,

it's not a personal attack, Jock. I just, I don't really trust them. All right, same. Okay, my mom, no, damn it. I was gonna try to, okay, whatever.

My mom went to the chiropractor once because she was constipated and the chiropractor, your mom wasn't free of it. I was going to try to. Okay, whatever. My mom went to the chiropractor once because she was constipated. Did you just forget who your mom was? This is a free episode, by the way. Did you forget who your mom was? No, it was good. I was going to try to hide her identity in this story. But anyway, she went to the chiropractor. But you said my mom and then instantly said, damn it.

Well, I guess there's no turning back. We can switch up. Jock, J'll have i'll have max edit this no no no shut up shut up my mom my mom was like look i'm telling you jock this chiropractor can do anything and she went there and uh he did one movement. One karate chop on her back and she pooped. One adjustment. One adjustment. He was going to work on me next. And I watched my mom run to the bathroom.

And then she came out of the bathroom later and looked at me and said, see? Yeah. No, he definitely seems like the type of guy who's literally going to be in like five years. He's going to be putting girls named like Tiffany under a piece of plywood and running them over with a monster truck. What his content is going to be very soon. what his content is going to be very soon it's so cool because once he you become this successful off of like being the only pan only fans like cause hype beast um chiropractor you've really got to start elevating that premise how do you even learn look i want to say something i think that he just got popular

from like maybe two or three of the only fan girls around that's what i'm saying it's a really good strategy there's nothing wrong you know what i well i think he's i think to him he's like i'm i was talking with him today about i was like you have so much different clients now and i'm like trying to understand what your niche is jealous that you're no longer has only i was talking client you got real hookers in here you piece of shit yeah fuck you well my tits aren't big enough am i pretty enough i'm not pretty enough for you, doctor. I ain't pretty enough anymore, doc. He used to say I was so beautiful. Why hasn't he put you in one of the videos where he karate- Because you scream.

I can see it. I can see you screaming. He's like, Jacques, you scream way too loud. People would get scared. Let me tell you something. When I worked with him, he had no tattoos. He had zero tattoos. And he didn't do the social media thing.

So in the, like, two or three years that I haven't really interacted with him as much. He blew up. He blew up. And, like, I would see, like like something on instagram every once in a while and then when it started to get like when he started wearing grills the grills are crazy the grills are crazy it's like exclusively like if you show up wearing grills you get like 20 off of an alignment i also i think like the part the one of the biggest reasons that he is so popular on social media, I think is cause he's hot.

He is hot. Oh yeah. He's great. He's great. He's hot. And look, he's also very, no,

no, he's not gay. I can tell right now. He's not gay. By the way, if you ever hear this I have no feelings we only have respect friendly only we only

oh jock you're saying friendly only so you think he's ugly no I'm saying Christopher if you're listening I need an alignment I want to fuck you yeah I need to need you to realign my penis my last note on him was I was screwing through you need to realign my penis. My last note on him was I was scrolling through his...

You need to realign his dick in your hole. Yeah, I need you to realign my butthole. There's something hard inside of it. You know what I mean? I was scrolling his Instagram and he had a video where it was just him and the caption was like, Houston vibes. And it was literally... No and the caption was like houston vibes and it was literally no one was getting their back cracked no chiro no there's no chiropractic happening in this video but he was

just in like a parking lot and it's like high def like hype video and there's just like guys doing donuts like everyone's like smoking blunts. And it was literally like, it was like 20 seconds of like a, like a Migos video, but yeah, I feel like we haven't, I feel like we've kind of buried the lead a little bit here,

which is that like two, like maybe, I don't know, two or three hours ago ben texted the group chat with this guy's instagram and jokingly said jacques is this guy your chiropractor when i was physically high priest chiropractor yeah and jacques with zero hesitation was like yeah that is actually and we were like no we don, we don't believe you. It's because he added me. I'm one of his first customers.

I built this, man. My back built this business. I built this. This is built on my back. I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now. They discovered my roller coaster ride is back. So you don't know how much money I put in it.

Y'all have seen the movie All the Dishes as well. Before he even did the adjustment, he was adding our Seeking Derangements meme page to his Instagram. Oh, amazing. And that's why you found him because he followed. Yeah, he followed. Because I was with him.

Because I saw, I was on Instagram, and I saw that a hype beast chiropractor based in Denver followed. And I was like, this is fucking sick. And then I was like, oh, my God. I put it all together because I knew you were at it, seeing your chiropractor today. I just can't believe. And I really needed it. Y'all remember how I was complaining about my back all last week? Yeah, you were.

You were. I mean, listeners will remember as well. So much loser. Okay, and then. How do you feel right now? I'm sure. Well, this is the thing. As soon as I get all this beautiful work done to my body, which costs a pricey penny, honestly,

it used to be a little bit cheaper for me because I was paying the discount. He became famous. He became a chiropractor to the ethos. You don't get friends and family anymore. Honestly, I'm a little... I kind of maybe hit my head earlier. Okay. A little bit.

What? What happened? Are you okay? When you got into your crash. A scooter accident. First of all, if Ben will remember this, I've always hated the Lime Scooters. I've never trusted them.

I mean, we all hate the Lime Scooters. Fuck Lime Scooters. I used to smash them at Denver all the time. Remember one time we threw them over a bridge together? The most, like, money laundering ass-y idea israeli mob like yeah yeah we're in the israeli mob neighborhood i'm right next door to the national jewish health center okay okay i'm sorry that was a bad this mob i I emoji this mob

they're trying to keep these trying to keep them healthy doctors the Israeli mob I retract I retract that statement it's okay I'm not taking that one out

it's no it's jock okay he's mentally disabled It's okay. It's okay. Hey, whatever. I say keep it in. I'm not taking that one out. It's no – hey, it's jock. Okay. It's a – he's mentally disabled. If you have an issue with that, you're being ableist. Look, I know that there's Jewish people who aren't Zionist. I guess I just assume that somehow the National Jewish Health Building across the street somehow donates money to the israeli defense force which scares me but i mean you know that's i think they take money more than donate i think that's like i liked going to that hospital not anymore than i liked going to the swiss one and wait i'm standing

outside of the jewish national health care hospital say y', we are boycotting them. Standing outside the ER demanding you will boycott. Okay, I really retract the statement. It's fine. It's fine, Jack. It's fine, sweetie. You're literally okay. I don't know if you ever realized this, but we've said a lot of stuff on this show.

Don't bring it up. I don't even want to remember. No one has ever yelled at us, for the record. So, it's no everyone we have the best fan base we really do have the best fan base i think it's also in the world also something to do with the fact that i think we're regarded as not that serious we are not serious people we are not serious people can i can i like change the subject say whatever we want yeah i mean um i just want to discuss my injury because it lasted it was very quick and yes can i say can i say what you texted us in the chat two i think two or three times you

texted us i got mood all over me m-o-o-d and i don't know if you don't know if you the injury affected the part of your brain where you know how to spell mud. But I think... That's how they spell it in Acadiana. Mood. I got mood on me. I got mood on me. Y'all, it was bad. But you're okay.

You crashed on a life scooter after getting subplated. Right after your adjustment, too. Right after your adjustment. I forgot after your adjustment i forgot i took this certain type of stomach this this powerful stomach medicine this morning and then i immediately you took it a laxative no shut up it's a dicyclamine and it's okay and it it makes it's i don't like to take it early on in the day. Only if my stomach hurts a lot. So I took that, and I also took my regular medicines,

and maybe I was a little bit turnt from taking it all at once. I was off the medicine, y'all. You used the perfect chemical combination to make amyl nitrate in your stomach? Well, and it You make raw ether that you eat. Well, and then, look, the triangle of this terror accumulates

with me going to Subway. Whoa. Whoa. Because God knows what they put in that dressing. Literally. That's making it napalm, dude. I got a crazy-ass sandwich. That's what they put in that dressing. Literally. All these elements. That's making it napalm, dude. You're...

I got a crazy-ass sandwich. I can't even get into the contents because it would take too long to explain. But then I got... Styrofoam. Nail polish remover. Shut up! Okay, I got a beautiful, beautiful,

beautiful, beautiful, giant, large fountain drink full of XXX vitamin water, which is one of my favorite things in the world. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, extra large, giant fountain drink full of vitamin water. Period.

You're bars. Bars. But this is the thing that happened. So in the parking lot, I saw a scooter, and I thought to myself, it's 3.011 i should be or it's 201 i should be ready for this meeting quicker i should take the scooter to speed up the time because i still had to get i still had to get mashed potatoes and um some seltzers which you cannot go without you yeah you

can't not well no the guy the guy i'm staying with drinks a lot of seltzers, and so do I. And if we don't have them, I'm not going to stay. Famously, the antidote for seltzer is mashed potato. He's hovering above me right now, and he's saying, You're lucky. Well, if no one has seltzer. I'm picturing a Civil War ghost hovering above you, looking down at you, hand on a saber he said he says he served in

a war but he won't say which one and he always points a gun at me but he's um he's we're good friends too he's also my best friend yeah his name's rutherford and uh he he'd go rock down on the a civil war with this one yeah and um he has a lava lamp and a bookshelf um okay well maybe this is different i don't know maybe oh he has i think this is a southern comfort scenario he has he he has like a mullet like kind of your like really standard brown haired with the kind of like trashy mid length, like probably doesn't like have a relationship with one of his children haircut with a mustache too. And he has glasses that make him a nerd. Okay, I'm sorry.

I can't bully him to his face anymore. Jacques, have you ever seen the movie Southern Comfort or heard of it? No, I have drank in the beverage before. It's a's really of course yeah soco the uh the famous cheap liquor but um the movie southern comfort is about um a guy crashing a lime scooter no no it's from the 70s and it's um a movie about a US Army squad who they're training for Vietnam and where in America has the closest climate and environment

to the Vietnamese jungle it's Louisiana so they go into Louisiana and they're going in the swamp and they're there with guns filled with blanks to run like a training exercise but all these Cajun

Bayou like people start doing guerrilla warfare on them and killing them off one by one and they have to it's such a good movie I'm really surprised you haven't seen that it seems like something that would have been it's Walter Hill it's the director of The Assignment

the horrible trans movie that we the assignment yeah i saw the um the cleveland show last night for the first time and i decided that uh temporarily my political uh outlook is anti-government okay okay that's amazing well well i feel that speaking of speaking movies, speaking of movies, we've got. Yes. Speaking of movies. We've got some Oscar. Oh, wait. Can I finally just say, I don't even think I said it out loud.

I took all the subway stuff, got on the Lime scooter, and I drove. I was on the scooter for a total of four minutes and 27 seconds. I tried crossing the street, and i made it fine on the street then i got on the sidewalk and off of the intersection of colorado and colfax and i just hit that thing i i whipped it way too quick i know i just went on that sidewalk and i took a sudden right into the grass and in the mud, and I slipped down, and I fell so bad, and my whole bottle of my whole pressure. My whole pressure. I've heard everything. Details of every single one of your accidents.

Stop. Just stop making drugs in your stomach every morning and get an operating heavy machinery. It's fine. It's fine. It's not drugs. Just stop making drugs in your stomach every morning and get in operating heavy machinery. It's fine. It's fine. It's not drugs. Did you undo your chiropractic work, Jacques?

No, I'm okay. He lost his vitamin water. The vitamin water spilled all liquid sugar. It spilled all over my brand new jeans the first time I wore them out ever and then I fell into a mud puddle spilled all over my brand new jeans. The first time I wore them out ever. And then I fell into a mud puddle and I got mud all over them.

I got mud on my new number one funny shirts, cruel intentions shirt. I got mud on my gap puffer jacket. You can wash clothes. It's going to be fine. I mean, jeans are famously the easiest to clean things in the world. My Subway sandwich flew out, and luckily it landed on the bottom.

It went through a woman's chest, an old woman who was walking out of her house. I still ate it, but I'm so scared I got hepatitis. It's fine. You're fine. You probably didn't get hepatitis C. Just don't get on. Maybe B or A at the least. Don't get on scooters anymore.

Just stay on your feet. I'm never. No. My knees are so bruised. Honestly, you should just be in a wheelchair. Just get in a wheelchair and get a caretaker. At this point. I don't care.

Oh, actually. Just break both of your legs one of these times. No, get into a gurney. Get into like a hospital bed. You're wheeled around with an IV next to you. My internship. It's on February 16th. If you live in the Louisiana or the closer area, or if you're interested in joining our online internship program,

let me know. The Jacques Gonsolin Foundation for Interns. That's fine. I think Jacques should get to take advantage of any of our listeners who are foolish enough to. Going to destabilize his life. Jacques, we have to stop because Hess has to go somewhere. And I don't want to have to end early in the middle of a bit like we did last episode.

Well, I don't think we have to do the quiz necessarily. I don't know if we have time. How much time have we recorded so far? About 30 minutes, 35 minutes. You guys pick one other thing to do and get there when you want. Okay, okay. Well, I think... I just don't want to have to keep playing pick-up with this stuff

between episodes, you know? What do you mean pick up it's fine it's fine well Jacques do you know the Oscar nominations were announced yes I do know about it okay so do you I'm gonna read to you yeah cause I can't read

the best picture nominations yeah cause you can't read I'm gonna read to you the best picture nominations okay and you're gonna tell me what you think they are about Best picture nominations. Yeah, because you can't read. I'm going to read to you the best picture nominations. Okay? Okay. And you're going to tell me what you think they are about. And then we are all going to decide whether... Full disclosure, the only one I know is Poor Things because I saw it.

What about Barbie? You've seen Barbie. I did see Barbie, but I couldn't... You dressed up for Barbie. I did dress up for Barbie. I honestly wanted... It was more fun to dress up than the actual movie because the movie was garbage. Oh, you didn't like Barbie. I liked it.

I liked it to a certain point until it became an existential crisis. And then to take the only Pink Panther song, Angel, from the soundtrack and use it for approximately 15 seconds on a boring scene was devastating and I expect better and funnier from Greta Gertwig I've seen I've seen I've seen I've seen

one of the worst movies horrible nightmare of a movie I expect better from Greta Gerwig. I expect better from Greta Gerwig. I've seen Frances Ha. What about Mistress America? Greta didn't even snatch my girl wig, y'all. And she's kind of been off it since Little Women.

She's been off it. I like Lady Bird. I like Lady Bird, all right? I love Lady Bird. When they lift and they cry, they crash into me by Dave Matthews. I like Lady Bird. I like Lady Bird, all right? I love Lady Bird. When they lived and they cried, a crash into me by Dave Matthews. I've cried to this song, too. I know, crashing.

It was a great Dave Matthews band song. I'm a Dave Matthews band defender through and through. I am, too, and I've seen them three times live. Wow. Okay. This has got some movies for us, Jock. And then we're going to pick which ones we want to win Best Picture.

Well, first of all, since we're going to skip Barbie because we've all seen it, I'm going to give... Jacques, I'm going to give you my idea for the ending. What I think the ending of Barbie should have been.

Okay, I'm listening. You know, because obviously there's that big climactic thing where it's like, you know, it's like, oh, all women. And then there's a close-up on an eyeball and then there's a video of like that movie should have nothing to do with existentialism sorry there's all these videos of little it's okay there's these videos of like

little girls growing up you know um kind of like archival footage it's very end of evangelion and this this build-up and the very ending is barbie now not a doll anymore but like a woman and she is they're like america ferreira is like are you ready and she's like yeah and then she walks into a building walks up to the desk and says hi i'm ready to make an appointment with my gynecologist and that's the ending i think do you know how i think it should have ended and it would have been the exact same message but it would have been a lot more i was making out with like a big titty no here's what i think would have almost i think ken after after Barbie becomes a woman, Ken should have grabbed Barbie and started fucking her.

And then Barbie, for like a long time. And then Barbie starts like moaning and screaming and then squirts all over Ken. And then Ken is wiping it away. And Barbie has like a single tear rolling down her face. And then Ken just goes, how, how disgusting.

And then that's the end. That's, yes. What do you think? That reminds me of the movie Don Juan. It really, it does? Interesting.

Talking about with that, uh, Joseph Leavitt Gordon and then Juliana Moore. Joseph Leavitt Gordon. Levin Gordon and then Juliana Moore. Joseph Levin Gordon. Juliana Moore and Joseph Levin Gordon. What?

Did I say it wrong? No. No, it's right. Juliana? That's the next universe over you're thinking of. No, it's totally right. Jacques Routine does so many dabs, he hops universes just one over y'all not only did i suffer a deadly lime scooter accident no one died no one died i got lime disease now y'all scooter i don't know that got hit that lady they got hit with the sandwich

they got launched like a mortal she has a perfect foot-long-shaped hole in her head. Cars were pointing at me laughing. They were hitting each other. I'm picturing cars backing up and reversing like they're trying to park so that the front of them can all be pointing at you. The amount of money I would

literally pay to see you wipe out where we get insane out of animal carriers. Not even the drivers of cars, but the cars themselves pointing at you laughing so that they're like adjusting them all to be facing you.

Sorry, were you on East Colfax? I'm at the corner of Colorado and Colfax. It's such a busy street too. It was such a busy street, too. It was so embarrassing. Hundreds of people saw you do that. And then, wait. And then I had to proceed to one.

Did you kick the Lime Scooter after you got up? Did you start beating up the Lime Scooter? I know you did, didn't you? Did you scream like a maniac? I said, fuck! Yeah. Fuck you, I don't even care. Did you scream like a maniac? Yeah. Fuck you. I don't even care.

Did you get back on the scooter? Did you get back on the scooter? I ended the trip right then and there. Did you start eating the muddy sandwich from the floor like Saturn eating his child? The Goya painting? No, no. Look, look, look. I got the sandwich.

It was still wrapped up. And then I put it back in the paper bag that was floating away and then i put and then i i tucked that carefully back into back under my arm and then i kept walking covered in mud and and and i walked inside of the store to sprouts covered in mud and they were looking at me like what the fuck is wrong? Because obviously we know from Jacques from Jacques history that whenever you get injured

in a transportation related thing you have to walk into somewhere nearby and let everyone know. His near death experience was not going to be derailed. Or his mashed potatoes was not going to be derailed by his near-death experience.

Jock, I'm glad you're safe. Also, my foot is bruised somehow. I'm glad you're safe. I don't even know how I did that. I'm very happy you made it back. You got all your food. I feel like a meatball for brain. It's okay.

We all take some spills sometimes. We all take a spill. I've famously taken a lot of spills because I love wearing the big heels. I almost fell today. It's icy out there. Down your really frightening stairs. I did actually almost trip up my stairs.

Okay. My stairs are even scarier than Ben's. They're illegally small, actually, because movers cannot get furniture up. It's a slide. It's actually a fireman's pole. It's a fireman's pole. Wait, guys, today I thought of an ingenious scam.

You could only really do it once, I feel like. Well, there's some it could be elevated maybe but I walked back into my building today and in my vestibule my lobby area before the locked door, that's where all the packages go and there was there were flowers there and i was like oh my god someone sending

flowers of course not they were for my neighbor but i was like oh i could get this bitch right now i could go pretend to be a flower delivery boy and just give these flowers to her and get maybe five to ten get anywhere between maybe five to ten dollars and so I knocked it's like the reverse of the Chuck Palahniuk thing

where he's like a suicide hotline person just to so he can people can call and he can be like yeah yeah yeah one eight thank you for calling 1-800 uh stop suicide do it you should do it you can just take you can take the sign the little card out of the flowers and be like this is from your co-worker instead of your boyfriend i don't like calling those hot i don't like calling those hotlines anymore because they hang

up on me yeah yeah they're rude're rude. Those hotlines are horrible. They don't try hard enough to keep me alive. Yeah. They've got to work for it. I think they've blocked Jock's number by now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did go up to her. I did go up to her door. Wow, you did.

She was like, oh my god, thanks. That's so sweet. She recognized me. I guess the real lesson here is never let your neighbors know what you look like. Because if they don't, you can pretend to be a delivery guy and make five to ten dollars. Do you think straight women look at you and know you're gay? Wait, so she recognized you and that. She recognized me. If that happened to me and you were pretending to be a flower delivery person.

So I didn't know. You flower delivery person so I didn't know I didn't recognize her name and I was like she's on the third floor I don't really see a lot of people coming and going to the third floor but you can tell in someone's eyes probably because you're above the third floor

you can tell in someone's eyes when they recognize you my plan was just to be like, flower delivery! Did you say flower delivery at the door? I was like, there's a chance she might remember me. I'm going to knock

on her door and the ball's going to be in her fucking court. Okay, okay. Then you're just a good neighbor. Little Juno is trying to get five bucks from her. But I'm like, she still could have tipped me. I don't know. I did bring them up

three flights of stairs for her. You're actually... I hate you. Why? Because you were trying to get five dollars out of your neighbor. Well, I lost. I didn't get them.

I mean, lower floor than Ben. That's richer. Now I'm just regarded as a nice guy. For a walk-up? For a walk-up, that's richer. That's true. I'm actually in the penthouse. No, you're not.

For a walk-up. I mean, I'm in the penthouse, and I have the worst apartment in the entire building. You know, it's crazy. My landlord said he was going to raise the rent on me and he still hasn't you should start cutting hair for extra money Ben that's pretty good

I don't really need extra actually I could use a side job I could use a side job you should give a fade to the chiropractor I would love to be his white hairstylist. Absolutely. Be so sick.

I think he probably has a cool hairstylist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's definitely getting a lineup by a guy who's much cooler than me. For a medical professional, I was looking at his shoes today, and I was like, damn. This guy's balling with these kids. I don't know what kind they were. They were bright blue, fancy.

I was like, these are some limited issues. It's just, it's so funny that there's... I can't believe the hype. I'm telling you, though. That there are niche parts of the medical industry that are now linking up with niche parts of like internet culture and just you can get any kind of conceivable outcome of the combination. Hypebeast chiropractor who frequents OnlyFans. It's like nuts. He always had a nice personality.

He seems like a great guy. He seems like an amazing guy but never he seems like he seems very charismatic he really does seem he's on tour i have to i have to stress this though that when i originally saw him he had zero dressing swag and he and he had zero drip and now he is out you out to the God. I would argue he doesn't have drip, Joe. I would argue he dresses bad. Let's be nice. He's conventionally attractive, and he's doing well in his field.

He's very conventionally attractive. Okay, look. He had zero tattoos when I knew him, and I asked him this before. That's crazy. He has gotten full arms full legs up to his neck but he's probably i think that is um a case of someone the blues i think that's a lot less someone who is like oh i'm gonna become a hype beast and a lot more of someone who gets

one tattoo and is like i fucking love getting tattoos because i when i got my first tattoo i was like whoa i really love how this feels i think it looks really cool and i'm kind of like i see why people get addicted to this and just get their whole bodies done and yeah i think it's i think it's easy to believe someone could just yeah for sure i try to get discount tattoos it's too expensive to get the normal price yeah i got i got my one tattoo from the one girl who does the like iris van herpen like oh skeleton yeah yeah yeah chest tattoos yeah i don't know what that is i've been trying to get mine removed it's fucking it's crazy expensive to get tattoos removed which one the ear or the arm i'd want both the two worst

actually fine you have to you don't think i think your ear i think the arm one is fine no one i think the ear one's a little embarrassing yeah i hate the ear one but what can you do about it you should get it covered a certain girl that we have been both no has gotten a lot of tattoo removal done and it's very painful yeah but not that's not that's like that's like if you've got like a sleeve i have literally like draw like it's like a doodle it looks like it's pet yeah that's like one session it's still expensive though it's still expensive it's crazy especially this one there's no cartilage or bone you want to be 900 bucks and it's like you should kill yourself no way oh that's not bad at all for tattoo removal can be like several grand like it can be like eight grand and by the way it's not

like it's gonna be a one and done situation well yours might be one or done. Yours might be one or done. It's on my ear. It's had a lot of sun exposure. But I didn't know this, but tattoo removal works by creating damage to the area. And then you have white blood cells that come and break up the ink and metabolize it. But you don't have any blood flow to your ears. That's why you don't have i mean famously you don't you don't have any blood flow to your ears that's why you don't really feel much there so it's like no none of the blood cells would break up the ink you just cut your earlobe i was gonna say it's getting it's getting to the point where i might just cut it off or i'll just get like a gauge get a crazy gauge oh my god i am

so sad to think i might have to live the rest of my life with this fucking these tattoos just get it tattooed over with like a imagine having this entire body and then having to live with that for the rest of your life or don't try to appreciate what you have you can change it you can change your body

uh no no you can't no you can't wait all right let's do the last segment here yeah the jock i'm gonna read you the names i'm gonna read you the names of these um this is actually dr movie this is uh miss mistress movie mindset director this is mistress movie mindset yeah um coming at you live um okay i'm gonna read you the title of these best picture nominees and you tell me what you think they are about okay okay american fiction this is the story of two drag queens that okay are driving across the country to find the identity of one of their

real dads in all the kooky small towns that they stop in and it's based actually on a true story that happened in the late 90s and it's also done by the same guy that wrote

Perks of a Wallflower. Done. Okay. It sounded amazing until that last part. Yeah. Who stars in it? It's famously people who have never done drag before. So Gene Hackman.

Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Well, Gene Hackman has done drag in The Birdcage. And Shaq dressed up as Beyonce and his wife was his pimp but that is a dream movie

you just concocted a masterpiece that was never made that's incredible I think that deserves Best Picture Shaq's dad or gene hackman's dad they both have the same dad they're sisters they both have the same dad they both think they have the same dad and they both got out of prison yeah and shaq you think you got the same daddy yeah yeah gene hackman voice um hang on okay

now keep going right about that just for the record that is yeah you were right that's that is what that movie is about I knew I was right next one and this one I'll give you a slight hint with this one jock this is a

French German co-production that is partially in english okay okay and it's called anatomy of a fall and it won the golden palm at the can film festival this year anatomy what do you think this movie was about jock falling earlier on that scooter anatomy of a fall anatomy of the palm is a uh a a award-winning crime documentary movie depicting the 1996 uh uh shady tomato murders uh that took place where um the key piece of evidence was disregarded because it was a seasonal palm tree that was discontinued from public use in this town afterwards.

And how it affected the palm festival that used to occur in the town before the murder. Okay. What kind of festival was it? Can you explain the palm festival to me? They killed Mrs. Palm. Yeah. in the town before the murder okay what kind of festival was can you explain the palm festival yeah they they they cut down these palms these certain types of palm trees that were intricate to the murder where was this festival and um in late in jacksonville florida okay and um they uh had to discontinue this long longstanding 50 year long palm tree festival because the murder actually also involved one of the palm tree festival pageant queen winners.

Okay. Can we act out the most famous scene from the movie i will be the mayor of jacksonville and you will be the palm queen the prospective palm queen winner all right okay ready one yeah i'll start mayor you told me if I did those things that I would certainly be crowned Mistress of the Palms. And now I am but a loser. I have done unspeakable things to you. Listen, Lucretia. All right.

We got tourist season here. If these people find out about these palms, it's game over for Jacksonville. All right. It's game over for Jacksonville. All right. We are the number four or five tourist destination in Florida by county. Mayor. All right.

Mayor, Mayor Lou, I take a stand against you, and I will not be the victim of your broken promises. You better watch yourself, Lucretia. I was going be crowned Mistress of the Palms this year, just like my mama always wanted me to be before she died tragically. I'm telling you, the Jackson boys,

they're not gonna take kindly to your scutting the law here. Goddamn, the Jackson boys, I wanna be Mistress of the Palms. I want to be mistress of the palms. I want to be the pretty girl I never was in high school. And scene. That was amazing.

I think that's a best one to be Oscar. Acting challenge. Oh, my God. Okay, so next title. Hang on. The page that I'm on is playing music and I can't get it to stop. It's playing sniffies. Okay, I'm on the Good Morning America site reading these nominees and it just started playing the weather report.

So I got really distracted at the end there. Okay. Next one, Jacques. Yes, ma'am. The Holdovers. Oh. Well, it's unfair because I saw this one, but let me make up a plot line based on if I didn't know what it was about.

Okay. Okay. So this is a scientific horror movie about a batch of leftovers that were saved from from uh in a cafeteria at the beginning of the semester and were meant to be thrown out and served to the entire class unbeknownst to them it's been recalled because of a secret government testing chemical that ended up in them that turns people in the student population into wild people. They all start acting crazy. They're beating each other up.

They're just crying. They're shitting. It's bad. It's really bad. And the teachers have to band together to escape this hell because they're the only ones that don't eat the cafeteria food because the teachers decided only that day to get delivery food because there was a special on uber eats

so it's like a reverse the faculty yes it's sponsored by uber eats so lizzo is in it lizzo is in the movie lizzo's the principal lizzo's principal. Let me give you the rest of the cast. Principal Stregonona. Jack Harlow is the math teacher. Uh-huh. Ariana Grande is the Spanish teacher. Uh-huh. She's also the Korean teacher. Also the teacher of AAV studies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Demi Lovato's the music teacher. Okay. And then the drama teacher, and rest rest in peace it was this last movie was played by gilbert godfrey nice this movie was filmed three years ago longer than that it's been in production for so long because it was directed by Harvey Weinstein. They had to do a lot of CGI work on Godfrey. The original title of the movie was called The Leftovers, but it ended up being renamed as being called The Holdovers because famously it was held over in production for so long.

The Harvey Weinstein co-production the holdovers do you think this movie deserves yeah um honestly okay well if we're i'm switching back to at reality i do think that the actual movie deserved award i thought it was a great it's a really good movie it was it was just a feel-good movie it was a solid plot line the dialogue was quick and witty they had amazing cast throughout the entire thing it wasn't very emotional reverse uh it was just easy you know it was it was actually alexanderne already canceled, so we don't even have to do the fake from the points he directed at the thing. Perfect.

Wait, who got canceled? Huh? Who's canceled and what relevant? The director of The Holdovers. We don't have to get into it. Okay, next one, Josh. He ran over a child with his car. Really?

On purpose? He ran over... He got into a car accident over this NB person from Louisiana.iana but not you they did look a lot okay there's yeah yeah um this next one killers of the flower moon okay if i did not okay you know what this movie is about um i would say that it is a hilarious coming-of-age movie about a group of teenagers that during the summer go to an abandoned summer camp called Flower the movie starts off as a comedy and everyone's enjoying themselves and then suddenly it turns into a murder mystery very much of the like of the west craven original scream movies yes last friday the 13th type oh more meta so like scream yeah it was it

it's very scream forward um very scream for it and ari oster is not allowed to direct it because he's too scary okay so it's not scary it's not scary it is scary and that must be why he's nominated he's just too scary on set he jumps out of a car do you know who really directed this movie jock um ron howard no no no no wait here it was ron howard this it was directed by none other than sophia coppola no very close very close to martin scorsese oh i i knew that actually um you meant the real movie i thought we were talking about the made-up one no this is the made-up one. This slasher film was directed by Martin Scorsese. Oh, okay.

I do want to see... Did y'all see Killers of the Flowers? I haven't seen it. It's really great, except for the main menu, the DVD main menu music that plays for the entire first hour and a half of the movie. Oh, no. Okay, next one. main menu music that plays for the entire first hour and a half of the movie oh no um okay next one

maestro oh this is easy this is a hilarious children's movie about a mouse that uh a young boy befriends in his house with a parent but a parent

that he names it he names the the kid names the mice maestro because he always stands up with his hands and moves them around and little does

he know that the mice is actually super smart and understands English and wants to grow up to be a maestro. And when the boy realizes that the mouse can talk, he does everything to protect it, even when the parents start getting the exterminator in the house. So he disguises. And then they do home alone things. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. And then the boy makes these

bunny ears for the rat and passes. It's a rat? No. It's a maestro. It's not a rat. It's a mice. The mice wears bunny ears That's the second act. The dark side of the soul is that it's actually a rat and the kid doesn't trust the mice

anymore. It's been a rat the the kid doesn't trust the mice anymore. It's just a rat. And then the rat and the boy find a way to enter our competition for maestros and the boy pretends to be the maestro with the mice on his shoulder.

No, it's just... Pay attention, Ben. Come on. What the fuck is your problem? You shouldn't get confused. Ben, it's a maestro competition I'm sorry, I got a little confused. What the fuck is your problem? You shouldn't get confused. Ben, it's a maestro competition. The mouse is controlling the boy. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Have you ever seen Ratatouille?

It's like a Maestro Tui situation. Who plays the boy and who plays the voice of the mouse? The voice of the boy is going to be... Okay, so the boy is not even real. The voice of the boy is going to be Ryan Reynolds. Okay, so the boy is not even real. The voice of the boy is going to be Ryan Reynolds. Okay, perfect. And the voice of the mice is going to be... It's a singular mouse named Mice.

Yeah, the voice of... Well, his first name is Mice. It's a rat king. It's a rat king. So it's all these mice tied together and they all have the same voice. They're all tied together by the tail. Mice is

Maestro's nickname. I see, I see. Like how Dice is Andrew Dice Clay's nickname. And it's Andrew Dice Clay plays the mice. No, it's Pierce Bronson, you idiot. You didn't even let me the mice. No, it's Pierce Bronson, you idiot. You didn't even let me talk yet. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

It's okay, I can forgive you, but just let me finish. Okay. Thank you. God, I know you think you're a Little Miss movie expert. I'm so sorry. But sometimes I want to talk about movies too. No, no, no. The people do need to hear.

Okay, anyway, read me the next title of a movie the next title is oppenheimer i could tell you exactly what this one is about okay i'm excited um so this girl uh has been like homeschooled all of her life up to now and she's put back into regular high school where she immediately kind of befriends like the popular three girls who um are like con like kind of condescending she also uh uh becomes friends with these two unpopular girls okay so this is mean girls that you're describing wait i okay oh wait i think i know what i did there yeah i think i confused the title of two oh so this is the very similar title so it's okay this is the movie about the uh the famous

uh mendez brothers that killed yes yes exactly and that it happened at openheimer's the site of their death openheimer's it's also open myheimer if you don't know exactly exactly okay wake me up this is the this is the only one on the list that i actually don't know what it's actually about and haven't seen um poor or not poor things uh past lives no okay i don't know okay so this movie is um a judd apatow uh movie starring amy uh schumer where suddenly uh the movie opens up and a bright flash happens and this girl is just working in a subway making sandwiches to Amy Schumer and she's really sad about it and she turns to herself and she says I wonder who I was in a past life and suddenly

we're thrust back into 1930s or 40s whenever the great Gatsby happened and she's living up to the flapper 20s no no no no no shut up she's living up flapper 20s no no no no shut up

she's living up flapper style okay so 20s and then and then the girl in the 20s will think god I wonder what

my future's gonna be like or the future life of someone in this body so it's kind of Cloud Atlas style I've never seen that I don't know what that's about what is that

it's not original they're probably copying me've never seen that. I don't know what that's about. What is that? It's not original. They're probably copying me. They probably already heard this recording and made the movie. And this doesn't sound like a Judd Apatow movie. It sounds more like a Michael Gondry or like a, you know, Wachowski sisters. What's the name of the movie? Past Lives. Yeah's it's really funny okay okay okay okay it's just a situational comedy it's okay touch of uh like a character

development paul rudd in it paul rudd's in it? Yeah. Yeah. We love it. And also that guy from Parks and Recreations. And his wife, Apatow's wife is in it. Oh, I love her. No. Yeah. What's her name again? Elizabeth something?

Crook. It begins with a K. She's a Kudrow? That's Phoebe. All right. No. Lisa Kudrow. No, but that's not his wife but that's a kudro no that's not as well that's phoebe you idiot i don't know how smart you really are if you don't even i know i know it's very

okay this one i'm very excited for this is we have two left okay um the zone of interest okay here we go so this is a spy thriller film about uh the demilitarized zone between south korea and north korea and it is about two spies on both sides who meet in the zone of interest and um begin having a torrid love affair instead of uh and and begin to give both of their agencies false disinformation in order to progress with their love lives but at one moment um you don't know this throughout the whole plot line the male lead from actually has a whole family and a wife and who's the male lead? I

don't know. You don't know? That's part of the movie. You don't know who he is. Yeah, you don't actually know. They never show his face. He's just blurred out the entire time. There's no credits. Yeah, there's no credits. the entire time there's no credits yeah there's no credits

there's no credits famously there's no credits um who plays the female lead though um again

someone really famous um I I don't I'm sorry I don't know the names of any I think it might have been

AI it might be someone who's dead now no do you know it's it's definitely not aren't they spies yeah but it would it would they would it's not a korean who is it jock they don't have a dead female white actress who is it no they're not dead look i'll I'll give... If they don't have to be Korean, then here the lead male is going to be played by

William C. Macy, and then the... William H. Macy? C. Macy. Yeah, and William H. Macy. And then the lead female role is going to be played by... William C. Macy. The porn star version of William H. Macy. Is going to be played by the porn star version of

William Cockney. It's going to be played by Amy Schumer. It's her year back. She's been nominated three times. Okay. There's one more movie, Jacques, that I want to ask you about. Sure. This movie is called

All the Dishes as Well. I want to hear the plot. All the Dishes as Well. I want to hear the plot. All the Dishes as Well is a British comedy. It's a cheeky one, it's that. Starring Jennifer Saunders as... Who's that? She was an absolutely fabulous... Oh, Ab Fab was uh an absolutely fabulous oh ab fab yes absolutely fabulous um now i'm lost okay yeah so say the title okay i think tell the title again tell me the title all the dishes as

well okay so this is a cheeky romantic comedy about a dishwasher who started having an affair with a married woman who was coincidentally the head of the kitchen slash the owner's husband. Okay. So it's like the restaurant horses. It's kind of like that kind of. You never mind. Forget I said that. I don't't know i just confused you a lot yeah you really you threw me off my rocker all i gotta say is this one is just a a cheeky romantic comedy about the dishwasher who's always getting his hands dirty

in one way or another that's a great tagline he's always getting his hands dirty in one way or another and who plays the dishwasher? Is it Louis Guzman? No, no, no, no. This is gonna be really good. Jacob Allergy. Okay. Is he doing an offensive accent? And he's in like a

stupid makeup. He's wearing a poncho. He's having a siesta at all times he plays a man of lesser intelligence he's also stupid as fuck interesting he's playing a simple Jack type

okay well Jacques thank you for that for all the Patreon listeners leave your comments of what movie of those you think should win best picture um also just what movies you want me to you want to keep doing this bit with jock offline just send him names yeah yeah send him names of movies i think this is good this could

be a fun um continuous bit that we do every once in a while you know yeah also I'm always selling my painting because you're really good at it Chuck yes I am really good at painting paintings thank you oh that and coming up with movie names as always you can find um

a bonus episode on patreon patreon.com slash seeking derangements here's the title of my upcoming romantic comedy bonus episode on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Seeking Derangements. Here's the title of my upcoming romantic comedy, The Year We Discovered Love, coming out in 2025, starring Jennifer Aniston and none other than the iconic return of

David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston in their first feature presentation since Friends. Here's a real plug. Watch the movie stress positions directed by theta hamill in which uh i am thanked in the special thanks of the credits because i voice some of the background voices of the twinks at the party y', also a shout out to Seth MacFarlane for creating such great shows.

Also a shout out to Seth MacFarlane. I watched I watched Cleveland show for the first time this weekend and boy oh boy did it give me more

than a lot of laughs. Probably like Cleveland. Okay, I really have to pee so let's wrap it up. Bye everyone. Okay, piss on yourself girl.

Bye. Bye. Bye. guitar solo I'm sorry. The End