Seeking Derangements - SD 285 - Hellen Keller ft MC Escher

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

What up yall, we're back and talking about Stan wars, SWAT'ing, militant smol beans, how to get BPD, how to not be a bitch right now, and Jacques drops a diss track on a bitch who stole his man. Plus we take some calls! Bonus episode weekly on our Patreon

🎵 All right, and welcome everyone to Seeking the Arrangements. We're all here. It's a free episode. Before we get started, guys, find a bonus episode every week on our patreon yes so was doing some just some detective work we decided to hit record yes i i wanted to record jock's reaction to this because i told jock what sounds like a lie that i would make up which is that the band sigur rós sings all their songs in a fake language. Jacques thought it was Icelandic. I said it was a fake language.

And it turns out we were both half right. Because, Jacques, are you ready to hear this? Yes, ma'am. They sing their songs in a mixture of Icelandic and Popelandic, which is an invented language that consists mainly of sounds. That's what it says. I don't know what languages consist of

non-sounds. Non-mainly sounds. It seems like that's... I mean, ASL? That's true. ASL is the only one I can think of. Also, is there British sign language? Also, is there African signish sign language and also is

there like uh african sign language is there one for every country do sign language differently there are definitely other sign languages but i think the brits use asl and we just got to it first like kind of how we call our language english we kind of beat them to sign language language i guess braille is another non sound well that's right that's like right yeah of course it don't make no sound you rub your fingers you're thinking on the right track there i know no you you are you're you're running in the right direction um i was joking earlier that i would do the entire episode singing, speaking in an inaudible language like Elizabeth Frazier. Well, inaudible means unable to be heard. So I think unintelligible.

Unintelligible. Bingo. Thanks for correcting me for the right ways, for the right reasons today. You're welcome, sweetie. We were going to record this meeting probably 34 minutes ago, and my rage set us back, and for that, I apologize to the listeners. Thank you for the public apology.

That means a lot to me. What happened? It seemed like you were having a... You've had a bad day. You've had a rough day, John. We don't have to talk about it if it will put you in a bad place. I want to talk about it.

There was an Uber Eats disaster, I believe. Well, no, it wasn't an Uber Eats disaster. It was a regular, just standard Uber. Oh, just standard Uber disaster. So, Ben, you've been to my house, and you know how there's that median across the street, and then just like, you know, there's plenty of space to pull in front of my house

to pull the car up. And I had about 10 packages of food. Did they have to bring a horse trailer for all the food you were getting delivered? No, it wasn't about the car up. And I had about 10 packages of- Did they have to bring a horse trailer for all the food you were getting delivered? No, it wasn't about the delivery food. Listen, God. Take the Iowa out of your ears. Jesus, or the cum.

Whatever's clogging it up today. Aye yee. Spicy tamale. Except you're white. But so this is the deal. Three for three. The Uber driver driver supposed to pick me up i'm trying to go use the last 25 minutes before the post office closes

to get to where i need to which is the post office and the uber driver is across the street like you were mailing yourself for a second yeah well the uber drive was across the street where i needed to which is like in bugs bunny where they write like to like tanzania on a box and put daffy duck in it and this side up but they are the wrong way and he's looking out for this guy and he's he's like not just across the street but further than across the street the wrong way down a one way and i'm calling him and there's also a car honking at him for not moving and i'm like excuse me hey is your car's license plate end with 84 and he says i don't know it's a black chevy i said okay um i'm trying to get into your car and I have my hands are full with about 10 packages

could you please come back like can you please move the car was he not in his car he was in his car but he was he was like what you mean he was on the other side of the median further off the street that you're at dude you're literally physically at his car trying to get in no no no and so I said hey could you please move your car close to me i'm trying to get these and he said no i'm not moving my car you can come to me you can get in the car which set me the fuck off because i'm like i clearly don't have enough room to move with these packages in my hands and so he canceled on me was he watching you yes and he canceled on me i'm sure yeah he got a nice little laugh out of that well he canceled and then i missed the post

office that i was supposed to go to oh hey no then i said no shut up no and then i spent an extra 30 to get to the other post office. That closed early! It was listed to being open until 5! Wow. And then I didn't have enough time for my Chinaman's Delight to come in town to my house. Just for the record, that is the name of the restaurant, guys. Chinaman's Delight is the name of the restaurant. You can blame Louisiana for that one. That's the name of the dish. That's the name of the restaurant you can blame Louisiana you can blame Louisiana for that one that's the name of the dish

that's the name of the dish that's a crazy thing to call a dish at a Chinese restaurant okay fine I made it up it's not what it's called I got it's not even real I got sweet and sour chicken lo mein

I got sweet and sour soup i got an egg roll i got uh great cream cheese ragout i got a side of curry sauce and thanks for listening today everyone thank you everyone yeah great well i'm glad you got some food in you you always are yes demonstrably nicer and after you've eaten you know yes yeah i'm just a little bit nicer right now i can also feel my chest pumping at maximum wow that's great i love the i love that my best friend is body is feeling that way after he eats food it's so nice i um do you do you remember those snickers commercials that are like it'll be joe pesci at a restaurant like what the fuck is this what the hell and then it's like

hey man you're eat a snickers chill and then he eats a snickers and it turns from joe pesci to a regular guy yeah it's i'm picturing that commercial but with jock and he goes from being jock to being also jock but like his hat goes from being Jacques to being also Jacques but like his hat goes from being backwards to being forwards or something it's not look sorry for being angry y'all a very tiny difference that's made

yeah are you okay sweetie I'm choking on the Chinese the China got me the China got me. The China got you. Go back to your headquarters in China.

As Nancy Pelosi said. Wait, who did she say? Did she say that to... I saw something about... Like Palestine protesters. People were protesting the... Go back to China. It was in front of her house in San Francisco, right? Yeah.

I literally saw like two seconds of that video while i was on the train i was like who the what the fuck is she talking about but it was just so funny because it's like a giant black suv coming out of her like yeah garage she's a little kremlin body with giant what what is protesting in front of her house that they're that they're calling like pro-Palestine protesters Russian agents. Yeah, Chinese agents. One of my favorites, I forgot who said it. I don't know if it was Pelosi or if it was Biden or who,

but it was like, look, I understand if you think that you're saying what you think is right right now, but just understand that's what Putin wants you to say. Yeah, I think it was Biden. Yeah, I think it was Biden. It's so hard to recall what he said verbatim because it makes me feel like I am having a seizure. It's like the orb of confusion from SpongeBob. His dementia is literally contagious. If you try to parse what he said,

it gives you late-stage dementia. That's why I can't watch videos of him talking too often. You should not watch them. I absorb it and act. I kept watching that one about him and Elton John and him being like, we spent six million dollars we had to spend six billion dollars in the past month on stopping hiv and aids

it's all this guy's fault this guy's fault we had to spend two billion dollars in the last six months alone on hiv it just won't stop giving he gave six billion dollars worth of people hiv yeah he just keeps fucking everyone the most expensive glamorous hiv available the six million dollar strain popularized by celebrity elton john if elton john is paused and like no one knows and biden saw it in like a secret document and forgot about it until that one day just like he doesn't really know no offense but he's not like the kind of old gay celebrity that fucks a lot i'll be honest he doesn't seem like a creepy old like kevin spacey guy he seems to have gone more the route of like non-binary tia you know well you're making an

interesting connection there which is that to get hiv to be an old gay guy with hiv you have to be kevin spacey type well or spread and more spread it than get it i'm assuming they all already have this is getting this is a so just getting tricky territory i'm just i just mean to say he's he's a bit more he's a bit more respectable uh elder gay statesman because he doesn't yeah he doesn't kind of reek of uh sexual harassment the way many old gay so he doesn't kind of reek of sexual harassment the way many old gay celebrities do. He doesn't reek of cock. Exactly. Exactly.

Well, two questions about Elton John. Wasn't he kind of like an awful guy when he was younger because of all the cocaine and him abusing cocaine? I think you're thinking more, I think David Bowie was really, the cocaine really hit him bad. I think they were all doing it yeah yeah they were all kind of elton john had a cocaine problem oh for they all did i mean look

at how he dresses he still dresses like he has a cocaine problem he looks like he's a woman i saw a picture of him in miami recently and he was he looks like an abuelita yeah it was like my abuela's wearing head-to-toe Gucci. It looked like he had one of those Latina filters on that puts little sparkles everywhere, but that was just literally how he looked. It was so amazing. I love him.

So cool. I love him. I hate him. I really don't. I mean, as a person. I don't really like his music, but just the way he's been looking recently is really sick I don't hate his music but I don't like it

it's never done much for me honestly yeah again it's more like aunt music to me a lot of them were stolen Benny and the Jets stolen from Donny Hathaway that song's not bad but it's stolen

you don't like crocodilecodile Tears or whatever? Crocodile Rock? Yeah, he's like, I don't know that song. I could do every word of Crocodile Rock right now if you wanted me to. When I was a child, that was my karaoke song.

Nice. Do it. Max laid out the track. When I was young, me and Susie had so much fun Holding hands and skipping stones And that's why you don't go to karaoke anymore? I'm really good at karaoke, actually, Doc.

I'm really such a good singer. I'm so bad. I'm so bad at karaoke. I have a terrible singing voice. It's really bad. You don't have to be good at singing'm so bad at karaoke. I have a terrible singing voice. It's really bad. You don't have to be good at singing to be good at karaoke. It's about the confidence. It's about the confidence.

It's not my arena necessarily. It's not a place I thrive, believe it or not. Ben doesn't play in the Drunk Olympics. Oh, I'll play in the Drunk Olympics, bitch. I'll do that. I went to Ben's birthday party and a bunch of him and his weird friends were all sitting around trying to bite a bag off the back game and it's very exciting on one foot and i anytime i hear you were just jealous because no one asked you to

play the bad game no i was not jealous and you scared my friends because you were wearing a giant garbage bag yeah we did not scare your friends okay last party i went to at your house your friends scared me they were all really tall women they were all talking about political stuff that i had no knowledge all of my friends on the show by calling them tall and beautiful which is again a very random line of critique also career very very successful career people when i go to your house and there's a party it's all like lawyers yeah they're kind of fly by night communist lawyers so they're not some of them are some of them got real jobs the other ones i think are kind of just in grad school

but their eyes of judgment would um oh my god it's a heavy weight on my heart they're incredibly nicely kind people. You just said that they called me a trash bag. I was kidding with you. Well, I don't know if you're kidding because those people had the eyes of judgment. Yeah. Like laser beams burning me from the face of the earth.

It's a little dramatic. Their judgment felt like the surface of the sun touching my skin. Again, it's a little dramatic. Burning me instantly. Which is a sentence I love because it never works. The surface of the sun touching my skin. Again, it's a little. Burning me instantly. Well, you should have been in my shoes. Which is a sentence I love because it never works. What?

Telling someone, I think you're being a little dramatic right now. Makes me want to be more dramatic. It's one of the most frustrating things to hear as a person. I know. I've said that so many times to people who are genuinely being incredibly dramatic and insane yeah you always say that to me well case in point but it's literally a bpd like sleeper it's like manchurian candidate you say that to someone with bpd their eyes turn fucking red because yeah that's how you get pbd is your mom tells you that a hundred times when you're a child

and so when you're an adult and someone tells you it it turns it makes your brain shut it turns off everything except your reptile brain and your kill instinct i feel my reptilian DNA ascending beyond my human DNA and I'm going to charge and attack the both of you. A different sentence that works way better than it should

is can you just, please don't be a bitch about this. Asking someone to please don't be a bitch about this works really well, actually. That wouldn't work on me because I'm like, yeah, I am a bitch about this works really well, actually. That doesn't work. That wouldn't work on me because I'm like, yeah, I am a bitch.

Well, I haven't said it to you. But it's worked. In my experience, it has worked. Yeah, thanks for empowering my womanhood. I guess when you need to know who to use it on, someone who maybe feels a little bit insecure about their bitchy reputation, be like, don't be a bitch.

Please don't be a bitch about this. Please don't be a bitch about this. Luckily, I have a reputation for being sweet. That's also like, don't be a bitch about this. Luckily, I have a reputation for being sweet. That's also like, don't be a bitch about this is kind of... That's a little different because it's... It escalates things. It's something that...

You didn't have to call the place mean. You're saying to someone, you could really rake me over the coals for this. You could really chop my head off for this, but just please my head off for this but just please don't be a bitch right now it works i feel like it works for some reason when it really shouldn't a bad a bad boyfriend would say when he tells third act to to like a rom-com girl and that's when she realizes she wants the main character back yeah like you know what i mean

yeah yeah yeah like babe don't be a bitch about this and that's like the one line where you're like oh that's it we're done like she's gotta leave him and go back to jimmy fallon or whoever the i guess you just need to you just need to know who to use it on i guess do you know who my my favorite line like that that i used to use in high school specifically? Me and my friends used to use it. Yeah. When we would, I'm sure I might have talked about this before, but one of us would like make a joke about one of our friends, like a totally innocent, like dumb joke. And then they would be like, shut the fuck up.

And then we would all be like oh shit you guys he's he's pissed and then we would start like for the next like few minutes being like hey man are you how are you doing are you okay we're really sorry we said that we didn't mean anything by it like texting him like from across the table hey you okay and he's like shut the fuck up yeah that would drive me crazy because because people always think that i'm mad or a bitch about something and then it would totally validate the premise that i am gonna fly off the handle because it gets you actually mad when that happens like no i'm not mad what the fuck are you talking about i'm not i'm fine i don't even care i know it would end up with me literally being like i'm leaving i don't i don't like being

around you people and i'm leaving but no because you leave so quickly in situations like that i feel like that i don't be a bitch about it smart don't be a bitch about it you're being a little dramatic being dramatic you're being dramatic a little dramatic is so that's the real that's the real knife twist that's what really sets me off yeah yeah he's rejoining the conversation by the way by the way as the as the real resident advisor here at Seeking Derangements on BPD, since I've been diagnosed five times. I don't think it's the more times you get diagnosed, the worse it is. It's confirmation of my disorder, Hessa.

Take your mid-length hair somewhere else. It compounds with more and more diagnosis, you know. I'm about to compound you with some diagnosis of my fistier face. Yeah, terminal BPD. What's the problem? It's spread to his lymph nodes. I might have terminal BPD, but I've also got the fattest pussy this side of the Mississippi River.

And that's my name today on Riverside, which is a beautiful platform that didn't have guess what we're not even sponsored by them we're just we're just we just like this company and we're saying hey thanks for making really sponsored but it really has made it easier we could get a sponsorship for no i think we do so well without sponsorships we are an advertisement free yeah exactly you know we're not run by any of these we're not saying anything No, I think we do so well without sponsorships. We are an advertisement-free... Yeah, exactly. You know we're not run by any of these.

We're not saying anything that's untrue because we're not being paid by fucking... We don't have to get paid to say things. ...some meal delivery kit service. Oh, you guys, I actually do have something to read. Oh, like a whole book? Yeah, it's a whole book. How far into the episode are we right now?

19 minutes. So if you could just read for two hours um that would be really convenient for me and we could just sit and okay that's perfect um are you guys sick of you no i would never be sick of sodas do you want to drink delicious sodas every single day i mean well try using a SodaStream. Using SodaStream... Oh, wait. Sorry. Sorry. I have to stop you.

I have to stop you right there. Huh? I'm sorry. I just have to stop you right there. Did you know that 80% of SodaStream's money goes to the Israeli Defense Force? BDS, bitch. I'm not making a joke. No.

No. Walk on. Okay, wait. Hang on. Let me go down the list here. I knew Jacques was going to bite your head off for that one. I've always been anti-SodaStream. I don't think it makes a quality soda.

Hang on. Hang on. Let me get a fountain drink installed in your house. Jacques, I have more things. We can knock these out earlier so that we don't have to interrupt later. Okay. Are you guys sick of it taking so long for you to make hummus at home? Well, try Sabra hummus.

Okay. I don't know. Okay. Now I get the joke. make hummus at home well try sabra hummus okay i don't know okay now i get that i feel like israel is trying to get you to do some product i keep getting all these emails from these beautiful let me just take a wild guess aveda uh and mac cosmetics and then something with Michael. What's that hair product stuff that begins with Michael? I don't think... Oh, Paul Mitchell? Paul Mitchell, that's the one.

Paul Mitchell, Aveda. How did he pull that? Starts with Michael, ends with Mitchell. She translates. Nice. He knew exactly. I can see the logo. I see you, sister.

And also, y'all, don't... That was a good one. if you don't want to buy Paul Mitchell for the sole sake that it could be supporting Israel, don't buy it because it makes your hair so oily. Puma stopped doing the Israeli...

I think they're still Israeli, but they stopped doing their soccer team. Which is funny. I think it's... I mean, people shit on the boycotters for not being totally targeted or whatever, and I'm like, whatever. Let a company's reputation be damned forever

regardless of what they do. It's not that... Yeah, who cares? Literally, who cares? Sorry, McDonald's is the only thing open in New Orleans at 2 a.m. that is accessible to me by delivery. If I want to eat them at 2 a.m., it doesn't make me a scab. What if you just didn't New Orleans at 2 a.m. that is accessible to me by delivery. If I want to eat them at 2 a.m., it doesn't make any sense.

What if you just didn't eat it at 2 a.m.? What if you just didn't eat it at 2 a.m.? Just a genuine question. You're being a little dramatic. I wanted the Kerwin Frost McNugget buddies. Do y'all even know what that is? You're a little bit of a bitch about this, even though I asked you many times not to.

Wait, oh, fuck. Do y'all know about the Kerwin Frost McNugget? Ben's pissed. Fuck. Don't. Do not? Ben's pissed. Fuck. Do not do that with him. Are you okay? Stop. Wait, should we make a note for Max?

We might have to cut this part out. I'm fine. I'm fine. There's literally nothing wrong. I'm going to fine you. It's so good. It works so well. I wish I had a gun.

That's really my kryptonite. I need a gun. Gaslighting me. Gaslighting me well. I wish I had a gun. That's really my kryptonite. I need a gun. Gaslighting me. Gaslighting me. Jacques saying, I need a gun. Can any of the fans please mail me one single gun with like one, two bullets, please? What are you going to do with those bullets? I just counted the targets.

Yeah. You know what, bitch? Do it. I do not care if I die. I'm in a horrible mood. Yeah. You know what, bitch? Do it. I do not care if I die. I'm in a horrible mood. Yeah. What about that? I'm going to shoot myself before you can shoot me, bitch.

Okay. You know what? You'll never win. Guess what? I instantly take my anger and I convert it to compassion. I'm sorry, Ben. I don't want you to have a bad day. I'm going through a lot right now.

This season is really getting to me, but it's okay. Today I was working all day in my studio, and I was trying really hard to be zen, really hard to just be chill. I was listening. But the rat was bothering you. No, I think the rat is... I don't like it's a free episode.

I don't know. There may be... I'm going to stop this line of logic right now. I was listening to a bunch of hard Christian music, especially Alice Coltrane, and just feeling the love of God. I had taken an Adderall. I was drinking my golden brew that i brought

to my studio in a basin jar and just being like everything's gonna be okay it's gonna be fine just working and then i went on twitter and saw a video of a gay guy who i really really fucking hate and my entire mood crashed which can't say, do not make any suggestions, you cannot say any names this is a free episode and I'm banning you from making Pete Budatek, yeah, it was not it was not him, Pete Budatek Pete Budatek

that was like him if he was a Pokemon one of my favorite Xbox 360 games Budatek, robot fighting game, so good no but I was thinking about becoming a Hare Krishna. I think it'd be really fun. Um, that's so cool.

If you, they seem like they, um, if you, once you convert and then find the time machine to go back to 1970, when there were actually Hare Krishnas. Yeah. I think they still exist in the world.

Of course they still exist. New Orleans has one of the most beautiful Hare Krishna communities in the world? Of course they still exist. New Orleans has one of the most beautiful Hare Krishna communities in the United States. Look. They have this beautiful That's just so funny. Off of Esplanade in New Orleans

they have this beautiful old mansion that they converted into a Hare Krishna place. And they serve free food on Sundays, which I have been eating. Yeah, dude. We've been to the one in Denver before together. We've been. No, incorrect. Not in Denver.

The one in New Orleans. No, there was one in Denver we used to go to. They did free food on Tuesdays. It was right by our old place. Oh, my God. Jock, you know who I ran into? One of the twins that we used to live with. Oh, I...

The Winklevoss? Yeah. The Winklevoss twins? They stole that idea from us, those stupid faggots. No, he's talking about the Jorgasons. Don't say their name, dude. It's like, what is wrong with you? They're not going to care. most of those stupid faggots. No, he's talking about the Jorgasons probably. Don't say their name, dude.

What is wrong with you? They're not going to care. It's polite not to dox people. Truly, it is. Oh, that they're twins. Their secrets are revealed. Not that they're twins. It's their name, idiot. It's not that they're twins. It's more saying their last name. Oh, they're twins.

I'll contact them and alert them on on the situation it doesn't matter it doesn't matter anyways okay but anyway okay anyway yes it's funny that you said that because i had a random guy that i was hanging out with a friend of mine from houston that i didn't even know knew of the two twin boys that we were talking about. He knew one of them. And it was like talking about his original music. And I was like, yeah, seriously, that original music goes off. Okay, don't put your head on your forehead.

No, it's okay. It's so funny that you can't help it. You're like, he was talking about these two twins who were male, ages 24 years old. I realized as soon as I brought this up it was a huge mistake. What's the mistake here? Because people,

maybe they want to be known. I think just as a, maybe, you know what? Let's take that chance. Yeah. Just name, say their name 100 times in a row. I think just as a general rule of respect

for the people in your life, it's nice to just not do that but anyways let's talk about um nikki minaj about general rules of respect and uh adult conduct for people in your lives um well i haven't really been following it um i will just say this before we talk about it. I am so scared, truly, of Barb's. They seem to have been... They're fine. I don't know. I saw this one autistic, like, wink on TikTok make a video, and he was like,

Nicki Minaj is like... Oh, I saw that one. Yeah, and he was... The caption was like, when I heard that neurodivergence in his voice, I knew the takedown was going to be thorough and devastating but he like he did some like gay little takedown nikki minaj and then a day later he had to make another video and it seems genuine where he was literally like guys i'm sorry nikki Minaj is not the worst person in the world. I have my issues with her.

My family needs to stay out of this. They don't even, and he literally, he was like, please don't send children death threats. My senior grandparents don't even know what's going on. And some of my family, they love Nicki and they disagree with me. It's so funny that he had to literally lie about having barbs in his family so they didn't kill all of them well i this really brings me to honestly my favorite

one of my favorite internet personalities ever and my favorite twitch streamer ducky who is on both twitter and twitch at d x c k i i i and she's a queen she lives in la and had um you might know her from the several famous viral tweets the first of which is um her being like yo my cat pees in my shower so much that the drain doesn't even drain it anymore i have not seen that one literally a shower with um like an inch of disgusting golden water like in the bottom of it and um that's so gross but no she is the funniest person on the planet she um has been dealing with barbs and she actually they doxed her and um revealed her legal name and i think the wrong address and she was like okay you doxed me like let's let's meet up and throw hands yeah she put she was like I'm going to be in this parking lot at this time.

That's so funny. And nobody showed up. So, yeah. She just completely doesn't give a fuck. She's also gorgeous. To really quickly summarize the situation for listeners out there who don't have a brain or a television or a Twitter or live under a rock like Patrick Starr from Spongebob you

what you've missed is that Megan Thee Stallion released a song called Hiss where she puts out a diss against Nicki Minaj where she mentions something about blah blah blah Megan and then she says something about Megan's law which is the law that means a sexual no so a sexual predator has to disclose

to his immediate neighbors that he is a sexual predator and um so this was in response to Nicki Minaj's husband who was arrested and put on house patrol. What do you call it when you can't leave your house? House arrest. Yes. I've been on this before. You got house patrol. He got on house arrest.

It's called Dr. House. It's called Dr. House. He got on house arrest for not disclosing that he was a sexual predator. He got on house arrest for not disclosing that he was a sexual predator. Nicki Minaj has a huge reputation of discrediting the person who made the claims and then also bullying her. And so Megan took a shot at it and said something about Megan's law in her song, Pointed at Nicki Minaj. Pretty funny.

So Nicki Minaj has now released a new song called bigfoot made the worst diss track of all time oh yeah it's so it's honestly terrible for nikki minaj have you listened to it ben i've not heard it um it's embarrassing the the disses are like it's like your mom's dead it's like you betrayed it you betrayed the guy who shot you in the foot i just betrayed the man i saw the screen recording of the nikki instagram live where she was kind of jock style free associating a bunch of negative things about a person where it was just like bigfoot you're bigfoot you're shot foot fragment bitch do you know what do you know what my theory is she's genuinely she's on perks she's fucked up having a no my

theory is that i mean she might she's probably on like some crazy shit and also she became literally world famous when she was 16 years old so she probably has like has no normal socialization or no she's autistic nicki minaj oh yeah she's probably autistic also and um well so is kanye west i bet you any well jock this is what i'm getting to i bet you anything that her um she has this weird like insane publicist who's like look at what kanye is yeah yeah yeah you can be the female you can do the female well that going to be my question to you guys, is whether or not you think this spat is something. I mean, because we see stupid little PR gimmicks

like this all the time where people get in beefs. Yeah. This one seems so, like, Nicki just seems so genuinely unwell that it seems like it's organic, but it could be, yeah, it could be fake as well. It's embarrassing. It's really embarrassing and she I don't know I mean I've always

I've never been a huge Nicki Minaj fan but I've always had an admiration for her because she's funny I used to consider I used to call myself a huge fan like I love like stupid ho the song and the video one of the amazing one of the best songs

yeah no literally is nikki minaj's best song that song when i was a geisha video by hype williams one of the best music videos of all time yes it's so good yeah no i i it's just it's strange because i'm like wow like i feel like she's really going through something insane also I don't get the Bigfoot reference it's because Megan Thee Stallion is very big and was shot in the foot right

it's also because she's 6 feet tall it's kind of funny but it's also like it's very childish where you just go for the two worst things about someone the obvious flaws she could cut a little bit deeper you know a diss track should be creative if you make one about helen keller it shouldn't just be like you're deaf you're blind you're

dumb you're ugly you're diss track about helen keller that's so... Wait, oh my God. Wait. Should we produce that right now? Check on Helen Keller, y'all. If you make a diss track about Helen Keller, I do think the being deaf and blind should probably be the main thing.

You could be called deaf. I don't think she was... For that argument, then why is it bad that Nicki Minaj is using the big feet, the shot foot, and the tall body?

I don't think that's the main thing people think of when they think of Megan Thee Stallion is her feet. I think that's crazy and weird that she thinks that's the main thing. All opinions about each artist aside, which one do you think is better musically? Megan Thee Stallion or Nicki Minaj? I want to get back to something

crucial here. Jock, how would you write the Helen Keller diss track? Yeah, I had one more comment about those four things you named i think one of them probably wasn't true but i want to i'm curious which one you think dumb and blind and ugly it's just a bit okay okay okay blind broke stupid wait stop you're gonna I think she famously wasn't dumb because she was writing she famously was a poet

I thought dumb was another word for say like it meant that you were mute or something invalid? invalid I think dumb is like if you say someone's deaf and dumb,

I think that's like a way that in, like, before 1990, deaf people, they would just be like, we can't even send them to school, right? We won't even teach them anything. And then they would just keep them at home and then be like, well, they're deaf and dumb. He's so stupid. Yeah, wait, wait, wait.

We haven't exposed him to any education in the outside world. Yeah, people treat you like an idiot. Okay, let me get to the diss track. The bitch is deaf. The bitch is blind. The bitch is dumb. The bitch is blind. She can't stop.

Now I'm confused because of your wigger like beats oh my god okay maybe do a white beat well i'll have i'll have max put a put a drum line yeah jock hates when we build out bits in any way so yeah yeah we have to remember but we can't do bits jock gets confused and scared and then accuses me and ben of having a conspiracy against him. Yeah, what if we try to do a bit of... Y'all know something I don't. They do know things that I don't, and they often use that against me. Do you want to take another shot at the bit?

Yeah. Okay, Max, put just a clean drum line in here, please. I'm going to take... She can't see a thing. She can't hear a thing. But she still knows hear a thing but she still knows she's ugly because she's at least smart enough to know that nice keep going okay god damn she fell down the stairs they called her smart but who the

fuck cares she can't see she can't speak she can't hear and she reeks whoa but she can't but she can't even smell how bad she smells because the bitch can't speak she can't hear and she reeks whoa but she can't but she can't even smell how bad she smells because the bitch can't smell all right wait ben i think crazy thing is the bitch several minutes and just let yeah go ahead crazy thing is the bitch can't smell but she still doesn't take a shower every day because she knows she doesn't have to because she's so invalid, dumb and stupid. Woman is worse than Nicki Minaj mixed with Megan Thee Stallion. And I

am gonna push her down the stairs because she won't see it coming. And I'm gonna push her so hard that she gets her sight and her hearing and her speaking back. And then I'm going to push her down the stairs again so she loses it again. What?

I'm imagining a music video. I'm imagining a music video for this diss track. And stairs was mentioned so many times. I'm imagining it's like you and Helly Keller in an MC Escher painting. And it's just you pushing her. It's just you pushing you and helen keller and mc escher painting and it's just you pushing her it's just you pushing her down flights and flights stairs and like a in like a square formation forever and it's like inception it's like the conception where the floor the ceiling there's a moment where the video stops and helen ke Keller sees and hears for the first time and is looking around and is just like tears in her eyes.

And it's like the monologue at the beginning of the ride music video. It's just like totally emotional and like, wow, look at every... And then in the... Whoa! Jacques pushes her again. She pulls out of the stairs again. Wait, wait, Jacques. Okay, if you just wait let's just think about

let's build this out a little bit also she could talk wow could she be understood can you call her over she could and I think that was the craziest thing about her I mean not to reference the greatest TikTok

of all time but Helen Keller is not even real. I don't care who you are. She's not even real. Hey, I'll be honest. She wrote books. No, she fucking didn't. She was blind and deaf. Also, TikTok, you got to make a front flash.

This shit is the greatest TikTok of all time. I'll be honest. I used to confuse her and Frank all the time. Oh, you have on this podcast. podcast period and I don't take it back maybe you should have done something more maybe you should have looked so much like honey maybe if she was a little more quiet

maybe if Anne could have hid a little better she could have met up with Helen Keller and helped her down that damn stairs. How many times do you think Helen Keller had to fall down the stairs to realize how it worked? Why do you think that she fell down the stairs? I'm sure she... Do you think that's like the main thing?

I'm taking this dis... I'm taking this dis too far. I have a question here. What do you think... Say you and Helen Keller existed at the same time. Okay. Let's say she exists now. Competition.

It's funnier if she existed then. But you still have the technology to do a disc. You still have the technology to do the disc track, right? What is... You have an NPC. Yes. Why did you and helen keller get in the fight what was the what was the inciting incident that led to the the drama the beef the diss tracks

what why why does why does any woman fight with another woman? Yeah. Because of men. Yeah, because she fucked my man. She fucked my man. She's deaf, she's dumb, she's blind, and that pussy still works? Are you fucking kidding me? That should have been in your diss track. That's a good, you know?

Yeah. I don't even know if that pussy still works. Your man You fucked my man but it's because he felt bad for you because you're so I don't even know if that pussy still works. Your man third eye blind. You fucked my man, but it's because he felt bad for you. Because you're so disabled. I'm sad for you. Nice.

I can see the little flash of proudness on your face. When you came up with a rhyme in your Helen Keller diss track. I think it was pretty good. Honestly. Okay, I found a beat.

Okay, I found a beat. I'm going to try one last time. All our new subscribers from our Choppo episode, thank you for subscribing. I hate Helen Keller so much. She fucked my man and then she nuked America. It's something we do in post.

Something we'll do in post. I'm done. I'm done. Let's take some calls. What do you guys think? Yeah, let's take a few calls. Do you think we lost about 40 people up to this point? No, it's fine. It's fine. We've lost no one. That's the best thing about our fans

as opposed to other podcast fans or other fans we fans they know what to expect they know what to expect from us they know that we're after seeing what the barbs are doing i'm in a bad mood today and i feel like i'm after seeing i'm sorry to anyone after seeing what the barbs are doing what they're doing for nikki we need our seekers out there to start firebombing anyone who says that jock is not the queen of acadia well my my fans got so mad at that one animation guy that they want to issue a retraction for what you did to that poor autistic what animation guy oh there jock there's this horrible horrible video of you know I barely grasp I barely grasp I watch the

video to understand and here for all the listeners there's this video it's a parody of the Lizzo song about how much he likes boys but it's an animated cat boy being like i like pretty girls be little little ditty girls girls and like doing like a rap song about how many girls he likes i don't know what the fuck but i i posted it and i was like just made this video let me know what you think and um it would have been totally just one of my dumb jokes because I do that all the time but he found it and quote tweeted and was like hi everyone just want to let everyone know I actually made this video thank you

and then people started attacking me and freaking out at me but my fans started attacking him and freaking out at him which thank you queens I love you that's sweet that you have them he got fake bullied off the internet he did it to himself he's not he's also not going off the internet no one none

of us are ever none of us are ever logging off shut up about he has 1.14 million right you're subscribers internet yeah you're unfair what i see random bitch yeah shut up yeah it was so stupid i i i really struggled to grasp what was going on hassa when that happened i was i was more just like i hope that bitch is okay i don't know what's the one people are mad at hassa for something i'm fine i literally was not it's i the worst that i got was i felt bad for a little bit because I was like oh I bullied a total a sensitive little baby

off the internet and then I found out oh he's like my age and like isn't even gay isn't even gay is that what you were about to say yeah not even gay he's just a loser people were calling me homophobic can I make one last more comment about the Nicki Minaj-Megan thing before it ends?

So, putting all of their issues aside, Megan had to rap about Megan's law in the song. Okay. And now the family that the law was made for, as in the family that suffered a loss as a result and then they had to create megan's law is like hey y'all we don't even know what the song is about it is really crazy like your daughter died and then the law gets dragged you end up in a diss track yeah to an queen beef well i think mostly probably because like all these music bloggers will start like dming you like yeah the song the worst i think otherwise backlash i ever got from stan communities online was there was the mitski thing that we've talked

about before on this show oh my god yeah oh my god the ricky gervais ricky gervais yeah this is like that was oh i don't know this was early early days of like me being online ricky gervais was one of the first guy like truly one of the first guys like seinfeld and and bill maher were like so far gone not that they were ever in my opinion very good to begin with i mean like ricky gervais was one of the first guys to do the whole kind of like categorical anti-woke thing like to call well seinfeld isn't even necessarily anti-woke yeah but they're all in this they're all just anti-palestine they're all in the same kind of would say he's but they're all in this they're all just anti-palestine they're all in the same kind of lane yes of older boomer comics who are like this is what ricky gervais said he's like

i can't play college campuses anymore because the audiences are too pc they don't laugh my jokes when they clear like what's really happening here is that no one just finds ricky gervais to be very funny and no one is ricky gervais because 21 year olds who are like slamming pussy and doing molly don't care about seeing rickie gervais perform at their college they don't care about older british men they want i just said that i just said that on twitter and then he retweeted it and then i called him a faggot and then i got into an argument with all his british stans and a weird amount of them like three of them called me a ferret like not at all linked they would look yeah and i'm like, is this some kind of phrase in England?

Jacques, what are you saying? One of my friends, I was describing a fight between me and Ben that we were having, and my friend said, Jacques, do not listen to that little ferret. Really? I think it's a common... Is this a friend with a British background? I don't see any ferret qualities at all. it was it was a horrible time for ben because he received about 700 different tag

dimensions on twitter that all began with the word oi yeah i well i think like the hilarious the reason that like most people don't want to see ricky gervais or jerry seinfeld or bill maher like young people is not even necessarily because like they're not funny anymore which they're not but it's because every time they do they try to do comedy they just get so mad about wokeness that they just it's not comedy it's it's they can't make a lecture they have to dave chapelle is the worst example of this dave chapelle will be like doing a spalding gray fucking monologue about how he met a trans woman one time who was like dave i i love your jokes and the woke mob actually they murdered me just for being trans and being a fan of you and it's like it's like it's supposed to be the somber monologue it's like no it's so it's so gay it's so it's so fucked up the literally the comic the

trans comic he made fun of committed suicide and he was like oh but we were friends or whatever and well the the funniest like i mean the crazy it just my brother was in this comedy class at his at um his college and was like yeah this guy was like defending dave chappelle and his new his new like sketches and i really didn't know how to i really didn't know how to you know how to argue with him like what should i say to him you know like asking me is like his trans cool hip older sister and i was like you know what you say to him just play 10 minutes of dave chapelle's new comedy and just after it's done just say i i love comedy it's so funny to me and then just like

sit down it's like so dumb because it's not funny at all who gives a shit like he's an he's a maniac no it's the classic the people who really latch on to it the fans who really latch on to it like guys like that who like love to bring it up and love to use it as some kind of articulation of like uh what's what's quote unquote what's happening culturally they just all strike me as fundamentally very lonely bored people who are trying to lure others into having an argument with them like it is yeah no absolutely it is it is just the easiest way to just get people to like either yell at you or agree with you and share your grievance it's just so like loser shit it's like the low it's like they're truly just all so lonely i feel

and not to this is the last thing i'll say because i feel like we're rehashing like this old dumb thing but people are always like oh no the chapelle is like canceled they all hate him they like but effectively he's not canceled he plays plays arenas. It's so fucking dumb. He was in Buffalo a few years ago, or a few months ago, not even years ago, and sold out fucking HSBC. I don't remember what it's called now. Like First Niagara Center or something. The Sabres, the hockey arena there.

I didn't even want to guess what that stuff was. It's incredibly stupid. I mean, it just does go to show that if you can rile up a certain segment of online LGBTQ by being legitimately transphobic, by being legitimately homophobic,

or whatever, you can then kind of adorn yourself as cancelled and then sell ten times more tickets because then you can just talk about it. I mean, look at us. Imagine how hard we get to laugh. If we became like Olly London types.

It's so tempting. It's so tempting. The thing is that you just slowly erodes your brain. Not that this program keeps us all that particularly sharp intellectually but i i do need to say like the one thing that like

not doing like explicitly political or right-wing content affords you is that like you never have the reputation i never have to deal with the reputation of being someone who is like a quote unquote thinker and then having to deal with the social fallout that oftentimes. It comes as a backlash of of being someone who, you know, kind of defects to exactly if I were to like sell out and just pivot. Right. It's like, OK, well, well i might have money but it's probably not that much more and i've yeah and i've lost all of my friends i've lost all of my friends in my life i have alienated myself from my own beliefs and all of my new friends are people who did this maybe 10, 20 years ago or are doing it now and are the most backbiting snakes. It's literally just like show business shit. You know, it's like I can't imagine taking that pill for really any reason because it just, again, feels so lonely.

It just feels so lonely. And the one thing that I prize with anything else in my life is hanging out with my friends like yes look unrelated to what we were just talking about i do have a new podcast coming out that i wanted to really race science with jock it no it's it's called deking surrangements it's a little play on um and uh it's me and Ann Colton. That'd be a fun duo. Going over our day-to-day. It's going to be great. I request one minute away from the microphone, please, to put up my Chinese food before it extinks.

Before it stinks. Before it starts to stink. Extinct. Extinct. Before it makes less sense so it doesn't make any sense at all actually if his food

sits in his room for maybe two more minutes we can hear the wait listen did you hear the screams he dropped something probably I just heard no you don't know what it's like to because i go to new orleans twice a year and i always stay with jock you don't know what it's like to

be be with him every every second of the day it is it's it's no no no no no no no no no no no what the hell and he he lives above this poor guatemalan single mother and her like two daughters oh yeah can you imagine with the dykes the ducks the ducks the ducks died for the new listeners we, we... Jock had these ducks. Jock's roommate had these ducks in the front yard who Jock hated them. Jock, honestly, it's a little... I don't know, it's a little suspicious that they're dead because

Jock really hated these ducks. I said, when I showed up and I said, I went back like half a year ago and there was one and I said, what happened to the other one? Jock said, I don't know. And I came back and I was like, okay, they're both gone? What?

Also, when I'm there, I like having duck eggs. And I can't have them anymore because Jock killed them and roasted them on a spit. I don't know. He can't feel. Hello, baby! Hi! I feel like maybe we'll just do calls roasted them on a spit. I don't know. He can't feel. Hello, baby. He's just like, hi.

We're waiting. I feel like maybe we'll just do calls next episode. Fuck you guys. That you said while I was gone. I'll say one or two. I'm kidding. Let's do four. Let's just see. You got somewhere to go, Hessa? Another comedy show? Let's just see how it goes.

Let's start with a couple. What do you guys think? Yeah. Let's see. Let me get this up here. No, Hessa doesn't have anywhere to go. I am just... Sorry, Hessa.

I didn't mean to be a little bitch. No, I don't. I was going to join Cam and Julio in the Podabout List movie stream. Cute. Missed that.

I can join late. The movies they watch are so ridiculous. I can be a few minutes late. Tell them I'm jealous that I haven't been invited to the Discord in 130 years. Okay. Big message to the Discord in 130 years. Okay. Big message to get across, Tessa.

Jock is jealous. I'll just say it simply like that. You know, Jock, if you refine your asks, you might get better results. I'm just going to say that. But let's listen to this call. I'm going to text them right now. Hey, bitch. Do not, Jock.

Hey, y'all So My friends have Been accusing me of being Ableist And so I just wanted to throw this scenario at you And see if you guys think I'm ableist Wait pause it for one second

What Is this the queen who is like My friends kicked me out of our friend group for being uh yeah it may be i don't know i don't even know who y'all are talking about so i think that's a lie it may be i don't know it'd be hilarious if she keeps getting kicked out of friend groups for being homophobic and ableist and whatever else. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, my God.

I think I know who this person is. Wait. Well, let's let's listen to it. Let's keep going. Keep going. Oh, my God. I mean, maybe I am a little bit, but I think I'm right. Maybe I am a little bit.

I think that kind of like trumps whatever. But anyways. She's so funny. My friends think i'm ableist maybe i am but i'm right and that trumps everything that is such an insane sentence so i i matched with a guy on a dating app I was already not feeling it super super like a lot um but I was desperate and he kind of already hit one red flag by telling me that he had just moved to the city that I live in I really hate um you know taking out guys and you know new guys in the city i don't want to show them around i'd rather somebody who's been around for a while um it's just a waste of my time um so i was already

trying to turn it off you know we're texting to make plans and um i find out midway through conversation that this guy has like a broken leg or something like that and he's using one of those little like rollers. Okay, okay, okay. Back up. Cancel. I was gonna think this guy was in an iron lung. He was

you know, a quadriplegic. He was on crutches for his entire life or something. Those little ones. He just is in a scooter. Okay, but also he was on crutches for his entire life or something those little ones he just is in a scooter counterpoint Ben those scooters it's temporary

embarrassing no but like you see those scooters are the kind of thing you see someone in and it like changes it's totally fine to not want to do this guy because he's in a scooter the able to do this guy because he's in a scooter the ableism charge is nuts because he's in a temporary position his leg is gonna work check this out check this check this out y'all i i thought i recognized the voice and i searched

it in my phone uh to see if i had it in my contact stored and i do and i know exactly who this person is you typed in voice number no voice and i just want to say this is one of me and jilly's best friends and jilly would never accuse her of being you accusing her 100 okay see i'm biting my tongue right now because i'm like jo, please stop talking about a person you know. Because you're 30 seconds away always from revealing their address. I'm just going to say

this person's friends are fucking insane. Let's hear. She's a couple seconds left. Let's hear her. She is always right too. She's what? She's always right. She sounds like she's always right. Truly. Let's always right she sounds she sounds like she's always right truly let's keep listening to her his leg and it just like really really turns me off and i almost

ghosted him actually i actually didn't but me voicing this ex to my friends good for you first of all what for not ghost, not ghosting him. I love how you said that. Like, you knew, like, I actually didn't. Like, you deserve credit for it, because you do. We've discussed this. She's not the type to ghost. Basically, that's it. She's like, she basically just...

Common decency. This might not be the person you're thinking of also, Jacques. No, I literally searched that exact phone number in my phone, and it came up phone oh okay really stressful because you're gonna call these people it's okay i'm threatening to text them i'm gonna say the phone number she's an upcoming guest she's an upcoming she's an upcoming guest on that's amazing on an episode with me and jilly she seems she seems amazing um i will just say she's a dedicated fan yeah there's there's no way you're ableist for this.

Your friends seem like they're more mentally disabled than this guy for saying that about you, to be totally honest. You gotta ditch him. We're gonna get rid of you. Would you guys date someone who's in a little scooter? No.

Why? First of all, I don't date guys or girls that drive vespa scooters that's like one of my biggest rules and i've always funny but oh i mean yeah that either but more so the vespas you don't you can't trust a woman on a vest but you can't trust a man on a vest but you can't trust them they uh uh nb a c no i see i would i would i wouldn't care what if they're like if if they're really hot oh if they're hot as fuck no first of all i feel like this the scooter type situation isn't also like maybe this a weird smoke screen your friends are using because this guy sucks and they're like they're like oh so you just don't like him because of his i see and you're like no he's just he sucks there's a

whole like always sunny episode really it seems yeah yeah yeah i would i mean it's a guy with a broken leg he has to use a scooter for a little bit for me i don't care it's gonna be um it's gonna be gone it's temporary so is he hot or is he not that's the real question for me if he's hot and he's in a little scooter that kind of makes it hotter because hot guys it's like putting a pair of glasses on like a puppy like it's gonna make them cuter you know like a hot guy who's temporarily disabled a scooter's not a scooter's not crutches is the thing like crutches are crutches are kind of hot like if if a guy is in crutches yeah like i'm like you know scooter is a little geriatric it is a little old lady i feel like you've i've never broken a leg and i assume they give you a choice of being like do you want the scooter or the crutches and to me seeing you

in a scooter means you didn't pick you're picking the cow or crutches it's emasculating it's emasculating your man might be gay if he has a scooter for his leg instead of getting crutches how about that for and just be clear someone is someone in a wheelchair i would be like let's sex really i don't care yeah oh ben what are you you wouldn't have sex with someone in a wheelchair because what they're not good enough for you because they have a wheelchair i just look i see what you're that i think that's exactly what you just said. I just heard it bleeped itself out. It would be weird. I'm not going to get you saying a fence is dirty. It would be weird.

Shit, shit, shit. Jock, Ben's pissed. Oh, fuck. Wait, Jock. Max, don't do anything. Max, if you do anything right now, you're fired. Honestly, Max, I'm marking down a time. Can you unblock me? Jock said, Max, can you unblock me? if she doesn't have you blocked you still know how to text

probably texted the craziest shit yeah or if he blocked you i sent you that video i sent you that audio probably for good reason 10 minutes ago he blocked you yeah honest yeah okay yeah honestly I did since a pretty you say you need to not not crazy tax just be nice be nice okay well me you I feel like bad me you and max are very used to people don't know what it's like behind the scenes people think I people think if I'm a little one. People think I'm the meat one. Which is crazy. Little Jenna Maroney over here.

It's not like that. I'm not mean. I'm sweet and kind. And also, Max deserves to be grilled with cheese sandwich sometimes. Jacques is more of a Klaus-kind Steven than a Jenna Maroney. What does that even mean? I'm not telling you that one, bitch. I'm Monica Lewinsky

and Max is Linda Tripp. Okay. Do the math. Those just don't... We've covered it. Just don't listen to your friends. They're fucking stupid. And if that guy's hot, fuck him. If he's not, then who cares?

It's not like he can chase you down very quickly. Let's go to the next one here. Hey, I want to hear the international. So I have, what is for legal reasons, a completely hypothetical scenario that I could use

advice on. Let's say that hypothetically I were to work for an architecture company that is owned by a lot of gay men. A lot of wealthy gay men. And let's say that hypothetically we were the

new clients. I feel like you've been really taking on their speech patterns, girl. Did you hear that? She said wealthy gay men. She's talking like a gay guy. You know who this is? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. You know who this is? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know.

You know who this is? She knows who the architecture firm... No, I just don't agree that she's talking like a gay man. Sorry, you said when... Oh, I know who the firm might be. I see. I have a suspicion. I see, okay.

...which we're doing work for, who is a famous gay ghoulish billionaire let's say who you guys might be familiar with um and the company is all about like projecting these very progressive values and it's honestly pissing me off that they're being really hypocritical so my question is hypothetically oh my god i have nothing nothing to say hypothetically. Hypothetically, if this were you, would you kind of try to raise a stink about this and be annoying and tell people about this new client in the office and get really pissed off at the management? Or would you just put your head down and let it be?

Love you guys. Bye. We love you too. Bye. I mean, if the company's already already i tried to never rock the boat already do not what's the point so don't do not resist think about this i i think that the this idea you had of the company because if it's the place that i'm thinking of you probably thought like oh you know it's very progressive it's not a white man in charge of the company um it's the billionaire that doesn't mean you're not

gonna get fired for mentioning i i know exactly who the billionaire is and exactly who the architect is and it's like i i don't want to say i don't want to try she's not going to care no you can't you can't no she can't say because we don't need those two people with sniper rifles we're not going to be

hunted by a billionaire I think I'm telling you if they wanted to take us out they would have already taken us out we were saying

Peter Thiel killed his boyfriend here for months yeah they're going to take us into the forest and hunt us like the most dangerous

I was thinking she was I was thinking yes it's Peter Thiel I think is he progressive architecture I thought we liked him no he's well the

architecture firm I think this might be a Praxis thing because the probably one of the top three most famous living architects in the world the de souza guy was famously tapped to do praxis zaha hadid what and yeah and so i am curious... What's wrong with that famous architect? What do you mean, what's wrong? I think that... First of all, architecture is like a very... I don't know. Dark arts.

Almost fine arts level. Dark arts! Literally. No, Jacques is right. I don't know you're describing it with such i just think you're describing architecture

that i just said because i feel like on a free episode i don't want to i don't want to be victim i guess so zaha hadid is gonna hear this recognize this woman's voice and fire her it's fine wait zaza zadid hadid is that the anyway i'm back to the question i just feel like look what

seems to be the gist this also i might be wrong because it's what seems to be the gist here is that you are working for a uh evil to semi-evil company who has espoused like liberal progressive values which is not new in any way i mean all of these all of these companies are have been doing blm pride etc they've been virtual signaling that yes they've been doing this a very long time it's not i would say it's not even hypocritical that they are doing this kind of as jock said virtue signaling and are simultaneously working on projects that are borderline unethical i think those those two things are actually very working tandem i don't think there's any thing that you necessarily have the company's going

to be evil whether you're there or not if you want to quit you can quit don't feel bad ever yeah i don't think you have to feel bad you i guess it depends on what they're doing i don't know i mean they you could you could feel a little bad but i i think that if you're working in the field of architecture there's actually literally no winning because to build a building there's so much money behind it famously so much money that like it's what ayn rand like wrote her fucking books about was like how architecture is the ultimate right wing like art and freedom of expression and like form of design and like human achievement i think like yeah i think like if you're working it you don't have to feel bad you don't have to bring this up it's only going to cause problems it won't it it will cause i guess it's just like what do you see what do you see as a perfect employee happening from this like you expose some amount of hypocrisy

it's not as if this new project is going to be stopped it's not as if this company is going to shutter you're you have more to personally risk and i think you probably are only doing it to maybe assuage some of the the personal guilt you have um so maybe yes which you i don't you know you don't necessarily feel like light a candle pray pray about it first of all if this is like one of those insane like teal city projects i don't think there's any way it's ever going to get made which should be a little comforting and also like i think that if you try to just like go bigger and bigger and bigger with spend spend all their money you're whatever you're doing yeah not even spent like just be like you know what if we build a new colossus at roads like

what if we do a new hanging gardens of babylon in this like right here like do whatever play to their insane weird if we do what if we do make it more bloated and expensive yeah no it's gonna be really yeah yeah i think just go go i had it and just i was at a party one time and this guy who i like kind of knew i'd see him around a lot he had some drugs that friends and i were trying to do and he was talking to me and a couple of my friends about um some work he was doing and he was expressing that he felt bad um on his job and i was like what do you do for what do you do for work he's like i'm working with a law firm who is oh i know this guy representing this is like two years ago maybe I think maybe I remember this guy I he's like I'm working I met this guy representing a um Brazilian a mining company and we are helping them um defend themselves from the brazilian government i believe who was suing them in the um aftermath

of a mine collapse which killed like a hundred or so laborers like that is so much more like if she's doing something like you're doing that and calling in i thought you were saying you should kill yourself either quit or kill yourself but like if you're just like taking money from Peter Thiel to design like a weird future city that like no it's just it's just so funny because the line of thinking

I was like hey you gotta have a job you gotta do what you gotta do I would not have said that to the guy who was you know representing a mighty company but yeah i don't know what this lady's doing for work i'm gonna assume that she's probably not um you know mixed up with with characters like that if you're designing like a supermax she's designing the sauna the 700 square foot sauna in Peter Till's basement or something.

I think like unless there's like, because I think there's a chance I'm also wrong about like who it is and like what the firm is. I'm assuming too. I don't know who. I think here's my theory is that this person left the billionaire and the firm out for a reason, and it's that she didn't want them mentioned. But I think that unless you see something that's like, oh, here's the child vault where we lock the children in. If you see some shit like that... You see a bunch of twink-shaped lockers.

You know. Free them. Yeah, as opposed to being, like, if you overhear the billionaire being like, oh, we're not even gonna, you know, we won't even let Italians in here. That's how hard we're gonna have this shit locked down. Can I...

That, you could still be like, okay, like... Because I don't think it ever... If you think it might be built then that's unless you've got some real dirt can i give the most perfect advice jock go ahead um as a perfect employee who's never made waves or any trouble at my place of places of work um you know be quiet be a ghost be a non-existing member of an operation that be the gear in the machine that no one even knew was there how about that one for you don't play don't you're not gonna save anyone's life trying to be put your head down at an immoral occupation don't try if it's an architecture firm that's kind of the worst literally the worst job to say that about

which i don't think because like saying that about being in an architecture firm is like who cares if they don't build a building the right way up to code and it'll collapse in two years. It's not your fault. Hey, you gotta work. The Triangle Waste... The Triangle Waste Shirt Factory Fire? The Triangle Waste Shirt Factory Fire...

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a shout out alright guys that's okay Jock we're gonna wrap it up we've got we had a really fun one that's okay jock um we're gonna wrap it up we've got um uh bonus episode on patreon that's patreon.com seeking derangements and yeah um i've recorded something with jilly coming out in the future it's very super personal we get girly and talk feelings and emotions and people and you should be on the lookout for that because Jilly is a superstar.

And it's her birthday today. And if you love her, go give her a shout out or something. Or PinkPix, P-I-X, is her Venmo. Yeah, I said it, bitch. And then I also want to shout out my friend Alex, who will be my fourth person that I will be teaching DJing to.

And if you're interested in learning DJing, just holler at your boy. And you will see this beautiful Alex in our Mardi Gras upcoming special that we're recording soon. Ben is flying down from New York to go and dance among the king cake babies with me. Yep. Alright, sorry. One thing that I wanted to mention. I'm doing a sale for Palestinian Youth Movement at Singers in the Backyard this Wednesday.

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