Seeking Derangements - SD 310 - Seeking De(RED)ments

Episode Date: May 5, 2024

Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has BPD when you also have BPD. We'll be doing another call in episode soon, leave a voicemail at [phone]

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a straggler I was totally unaware of. Is he the wheelchair guy? No. The wheelchair guy would have a claim to queer culture as far as i'm concerned yeah is he just a guy in a wheelchair is he famous for having a wheelchair please explain what are you talking about you just said the wheelchair guy and you think we're talking about something other than the show glee you think we're talking about something

totally like the most famous guy in the world who has a wheelchair is no no so the glee actor and glee named darren chris um he glee star darren chris i'm straight dot dot dot but also quote unquote culturally queer um this yeah quickly just touch on the fact that darren chris is one of the gayest names in the world. It's a gay porn studio. I was exactly going to say it's a porn star name. And then also... Darren Chris Films. Darren Chris LLC. Directed by Darren

Chris. Out of context, when Ben first mentioned this, I thought to myself, how could someone be culturally queer but then hearing that this person was a wheelchair person on the cast of Glee

he's not no he's not the actor I just granted him I just granted him alright I mean I guess you do live in your own world that's fine he's not in a wheelchair if you want to insist that he is then go ahead just suddenly looking down he's in a wheelchair

screaming no no he is i i know he is because i after i read this i found him i took a i didn't mean it i didn't mean it i'm sorry i'm so fucking don't do a dab please don't do a dab you're already unruly I'm not even acting I'm not even acting weird I'm not even acting weird I just I look look look let me just clarify one thing really quickly because I'm y'all think that I'm in some kind of word world of incoherence

I just yeah I wonder why stop stop I was just confused about the everything I was just confused that has been said on the show yeah yeah whatever so he the thing is here i i saw this um article uh from tmz on on twitter and of course they're just playing to every mean gay man on that website to yell at this uh poor straggler saying something as unfortunate as this by in the in the replies the funniest thing about it was there was a an account that's

like tmz you're so nasty you don't even you took his his uh statement out of context and i was like i wonder what he actually said and it was a three the context here is a three minute video where he just rants about being born in san francisco and about how important the gay rights movement was and i will say i was like shut up faggot i was totally i i was done with it i was done with it i used to walk by the castro you know on my way to school literally i used to roll right by the castro i saw them fucking and sucking in the streets and i my my wheels would get clogged up with cum all the time whoa when i was. Whoa, this is a free episode.

My wheelchair got stuck to the sidewalk every day. Oh, fuck! Not the wheelchair. I had to call the fire department. Son, you ever run out of rubbish cement? They had to come

with blow dryers to heat up the car so my wheels could get unstuck. The smell was unbearable. And that's why I'm culturally queer. I am gay. That's why I deserve to be in glee.

You've never shocked me before, Ben, but that one moment you just did. People were getting mad at him for I don't know, some level of cultural appropriation or something. Who really cares about that anymore as far as gay is concerned? All culture is gay at this point generally yeah everyone in the world is gay is gay it's total world domination has occurred

sam smith we all have aids as kathy griffin's shirt read in 2008 i saw that picture and I was like, what is the context of wearing that shirt? The thing is, I have no clue. I'm getting one. Going to the store. Yeah. Well, it was for I imagine it was for one of these weird Bush,

early Obama era non-profit NGO things where it's like, we we want gay guys to get married and they felt the need to like argue these points and like humiliating straight women by making them wear shirts that are like yes i have aids sir i'm hiv positive it's to reduce HIV stigma. Silly head. Do we all have AIDS? Yeah, maybe that was HIV stigma. I would wear one, and Ben is going to make one in 7XL. If you behave, I will make you a 7XL shirt.

It's literally just like a fitted cover for a bed. Well, I did. I got a message yesterday. Well, I didn't do it. Griffin. Oh, Wendy. Kathy Griffin. Shirt, you know, was going viral.

And it was it was to my T-shirt account. And it was from a. Alana Del Rey Stan Instagram. was it was to my t-shirt account and it was from a uh alana del rey stan instagram and they sent me a picture of the kathy griffin photo and they're like can you please make this for me i'm not kidding and i was like what if in like a week you see lana wearing the shirt and that's not exactly that's not a stan account that's her fake account that she uses to keep an eye on the stan account her sock puppet account yeah i well well, I mean, do you have do you have any idea how much dick that would get me?

that's a brilliant texting you, like, talking like a gay guy, like, hi that's really a brilliant that's a brilliant texting for a celebrity to manage their fan base yeah, well, they do that, celebrities do have, I mean, I know Robert Pattinson

has a Twitter I know, well, Nene Drake. Celebrities do have... I mean, I know Robert Pattinson has a Twitter. Well, NeNe Leakes... Drake is rumored to have one as well. A lot of them run their own fan pages. A lot of the Bravo people have had their assistants running their fan pages, which I feel like is a very convoluted... It makes sense.

It doesn't make sense. What makes sense here is to really run your own hate pages. Yeah. I think Jesse Rihanna is Drake's account. Drake's sock poppet. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Oh, yeah. We all knew that. Yeah. We all know. It's been rumored. Today, before the meeting, just to get ready for the meeting, not because we were going to talk about him but just to have fun i googled drake gay for about 45 minutes on google image search

and was just laughing uncontrollably i mean you could picture of drake normally did you mean regular my favorite thing that i saw was it says drake accidentally slips up on stream and it's a girl pointing towards a picture of drake with a cum on his face and sucking dick and it's just so funny the idea of someone on tiktok so many like white skin gay guys who just look exactly like drake so if you want to have like it's so easy to be like oh my god look this video of drake sucking cock and it's just like it's just like a gay dominican guy you know he's porn star physiognomy truly i just like the idea of someone on tiktok arguing that it's a slip-up to accidentally show a picture of yourself.

Oh, God. Look at how he messed up. It's a porn star deep-throating a cock for like 10 minutes. This is what a blunder. Accidental Drake selfie. Accidental Drake Instagram live while he's sucking cock. I promise I'll let you talk about the subject at hand.

But also today, someone messaged me. But also someone messaged me at the beginning of the morning around 7 or 8 a.m. and it woke me up to say, hey, did you know that iSpice is pro-Israel? And then I googled

iSpice Israel and I was like, this is not even true. Why are people waking me up to text me at 7am to tell me whatever? Probably to piss you off. And it seems like it works. Probably to annoy you. So, back to culturally

queer. I think you said culturally queer, not even culturally gay. That's even worse. That's like 10 times worse. Well, I was gonna say, which one is worse? Youhasa? Queer? Definitely culturally queer. Yeah. Because you could just say queer. They mean the same thing. I feel like just saying culturally queer and queer. Yeah, because queer

at this point doesn't even necessitate actual sex. Yeah. It just means that you identify as such. It's a vibe. And that, yeah, he is such. It's a vibe. Yeah. And in that, yeah, he is annoying.

He's an annoying person. So he's totally in the clear to identify as close to queer. He's totally in the queer. He's totally in the queer. Totally in the queer. Hello, episode title. In a little video I saw of him where he, the crucial context was given. He had neon yellow

fingernails. Okay. So an interviewer asked him so are you a faggot? No, literally. You know what? It was a gay guy who was mad he couldn't suck his cock. I would be mad too.

So what's going on here? Do you even like men? Are you hitting on me? You say you're gay. Prove it right now. I mean, that really is so much of the reason why people get mad. Be included. Be totally honest.

At stragglers or, you know, whatever. Well, it's never the ugly ones. I've never seen anyone freak out at an ugly bi guy. Yeah. Bisexual people. No one's freaking out at ugly Stragits. We're mad at the hot ones because we want to fuck them. There should be a license to be bisexual that you've proven that you've put it in both holes multiple times.

Yeah. bisexual that you've proven that you've put it in both holes multiple times yeah well the here is more straggler than bi which they're totally different things i know that sounds like i'm yeah splitting hairs but they are truly different things you love to split hair i think by yeah by is its own category absolutely because it has its own lore it has its own lore. It has its own history of oh my god, you know, a gay gay guys who are like I'm actually bi and straight women who are like I'm actually bi. All that lore.

I do remember coming out to my mother as bisexual specifically. So funny. The next day she got a shirt to support i told her i support you i i told her mom my son has AIDS mom i'm bisexual and i'm gonna change my facebook uh status to say bisexual because back in the day you could choose your sexual orientation to be presented on your facebook yeah before facebook declared that everyone was they them and enforced it on the legal basis um then uh my i

told my mom she said okay that's fine that you're bisexual but do you want to post it on facebook she was trying to protect you yeah the, she was looking at my mom. A bunch of gay guys started DMing you. My uncle DMed me. No, my uncle died of AIDS, so my mom was just trying to protect me. Oh, now we feel bad.

No, it's fine. You probably would have. No, I mean, it's literally a very fair thing To worry about Absolutely As a gay uncle, I'll never speak to my nephew Well, he's dead

Ben As a gay uncle, I won't be talking to any of those children Only his ghost would speak to me And Uncle Eddie, please don't haunt me Because I am very scared And very fragile right now How would it What do you think he would do to haunt me because I am very scared and very fragile right now. And I didn't sleep well. Well, what do you think he would do to haunt you?

What would a gay ghost do? Yeah, what would a gay ghost do? Um, okay. Honestly, I think. You couldn't really hear him, you know, you couldn't really hear his footsteps at night because he's too light in the loafers, you know. He's a little light in the loafers. They step too lightly. Unless you can't tap shoes.

I feel like he would be judgmental scary instead of hearing like I feel like it goes to the night where they're just like taking steps instead they start doing a full tap tap dance I think my I can hear the baton twirling like it's a windy in here.

I think my dead uncle died who died of gay AIDS or regular or just AIDS. But he was gay. It affects everyone the same. I believe. I don't know. The jury might still be. I think his ghost would be judgmental of my sexual lifestyle. Well, I mean, if I died in the 80s of hiv aids and i saw what i was doing i would

good lord i mean because but i think he loves me too because i was queer probably he said i was with someone he loved and then yeah yeah meanwhile meanwhile you're i don't even want it's a free episode walking can i say dog walking a single mom named can i can i can i please say the most fuck the most the most sad thing about his death yeah sure bring down the energy of course say it i think it's okay to get more i just want to say i know because no i just want to say his lover left him when he found out his long-term lover left him when he found out that he had HIV and he had to die with, uh,

by his mother's side all alone. Okay, great. Well, thanks for listening to today, everyone. I'm sorry. I just want to put some reverence on him and say,

that's, that's sad. We could have just never mentioned, we could have just never mentioned if you want to put some reverence on him and say that's that's sad. We could have just never mentioned we could have just never mentioned him to begin with. If you want to put some reverence on his name. In fact, he's the side of the week. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Hey, don't say that about my uncle. God. He could never haunt me.

I think, honestly, I think I'm probably one of the least hauntable people in the world. If I die, you're haunted. I'm gonna haunt you. It's not gonna happen, Hessa. I have... I've tried to conjure spirits

before. What do you mean? I've been to conjure spirits before. What do you mean? Let's get into this. I've been in a haunted... I've been in a... You are haunted, bitch. But continue. Maybe it's because I'm already a very haunted person myself. I don't know.

Maybe I'm a ghost or something. You are a ghost, bitch. You are that pale. But I have never... I've never had a supernatural experience. While I've been around people who have claimed to be experiencing ghosts in the room with me. You've been with drama queens.

I've spent most of my life with borderline hysteric women. But there was one time an old friend of mine, a girlfriend of mine in high school, she was claiming that... Died and haunted you? No. That there was a time an old friend of mine, girlfriend of mine in high school, she was claiming that... Died and haunted you? No. That there was a ghost in the room in her old house with us. And I was like, there's no ghost here.

It's fine. That's so rude of you. You're such a fucking... You would tell a woman... That's why you want a gay friend. If you're scared. We believe women here. I was like, fuck the ghost. The ghost isn't gonna do anything fat you know it's stupid you're asking to be hurt

by a ghost I'm surprised we can even fit in here with this ghost this is literally I feel like it smells so bad it smells like shit oh someone's eating. I can hear that fat ass eating a bunch of chips. Ben, you are the perfect

candidate for a haunting. Well, I'm telling you I'm not because I've never been haunted. Well, that's exactly why you're the perfect candidate. It surprises the people who don't believe it. Look, when you're crying about it, don't come to me.

Don't come to Hessa. I don't care. I will. If it happens, I will say this is my fault. And guess what? I'll do accept responsibility for the things I do in my life. Ben's Ben's 2020 episode is called.

It's my fault. I take responsibility. I would, I would. If the ghost, if the ghost that I body shamed came back to haunt me i would say oh look who it is what if i was holding up cards like in um those videos people used to make on youtube that were like paws up and it was like the you know they have

cards and it's like you harmed me you harmed me when you said that about me another card behind it i'm not fat i'm not fat i'm big boned i'm asking you and i'm asking you an honest question who would come back as a ghost to haunt you that you've had conflict in real life that um would haunt you as a ghost unlike you i'm not really willing to talk about the people in my life who have died on the show. Not died. I'm saying that someone that will die in the future because everyone dies. It's an honest fact.

Well, unfortunately, you, of course. Oh my god. I'm going to be jumping back and forth from heaven to Ben's bedroom to haunt that bitch. I'll absolutely kill myself. Ben, hey, y'all, y'all.

Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. Ben, Ben, please. Every time you try to talk to anyone, he interrupts you. Oh, my God. Ben is, I'll die, and Ben is about to speak on to the recording for a new, successful, is about to speak onto the recording for a new successful bigger podcast since I've died

and he's about to talk and my ghost will go ahhhh you'll just make a little noise I'll just be screaming ahhhh oh we didn't hear the scream I did it a little quieter

yeah I know that would really suck i've been i watched a documentary about sam kinnison so now all of my comedy revolves around screaming that's amazing so that that would make me kill myself yeah absolutely speaking of speaking of death speaking of people being haunted for you know torturing the living beings in their lives i don't know if you guys have heard about this but um christy noam who's the governor of i believe it's uh south dakota released a memoir recently in which she um talked about the fact that she shot her 14th 14 month old puppy in the face 14 months months? Wait, I thought it was like... Nope, 14 months.

Oh my god. Because it was unruly. It was a dog she got for pheasant hunting and it apparently bit her. It bit some of her chickens. So she pulled a gun on it? Yeah, she domed them.

She shot it and she framed this all as her pitch because she's trying to become Trump's vice president for VP and so she's kind of trying to she's framing this as

a showcase of how capable she is of making difficult decisions and do what she needs to do. She wrote about it in her memoir, which I mean, I have a lot of opinions on this, but yes, this is something she admitted in a

memoir that she released. I'm curious what you guys think about this. I think it's the stupidest decision you could ever make is to admit to shooting a dog personally. I've never shot a dog. I think it's funny that... When did you shoot a dog? I did not shoot a dog.

The way you're saying it makes it seem like you did shoot a dog. You did the classic both of your palms up in the air facing us, which is not me. Not me. Look, I've never... That is the guiltiest gesture a person has ever made

that's like a gesture a dog would make before you would shoot it literally I've never killed an animal but if an animal was viciously attacking me besides the one time that a dog bit me in the face and I didn't fight back I feel like

you antagonized the dog it bit you and then you fought back i feel like i just want to put this rumor to rest really quickly before we ever move on about anything else i i was bitten in the face by a dog that was only agitated by while it was sleeping in my lab by the noise of an alarm clock in the movie rami and michelle's high school reunion that is waking up lisa kudrow's character in a scene where she's having a dream sequence about how the whatever goes the dog the dog bit you okay the dog turned around bit me once and it ripped my lip and i had to get six stitches to reattach my lip as a full circle. Okay.

Jacques, why is there a ghost dog floating around above you right now? That dog is not! Oh my god, don't say that because I do actually think... I'm recording at my new roommate's house, my friend's house, and I think his dog did die here.

No, you killed it. Is this the dog you killed? I did not kill a dog. If your roommate finds out, he's going to be pissed. So you think it's okay that Kristi Noem shot her dog in the head? Do I think that it's okay? You think she just shouldn't have admitted to it? Do you think her fault is admitting to it, or do you think her fault is killing the dog in the first place?

Do you think her fault is admitting to it, or do you think her fault is killing the dog in the first place? I think it is, A, her fault for killing the dog, but if she would have kept her lips shut, who the fuck would have known? Yeah. I mean, look, this is being- I kind of, I'm going to be honest with you, I totally agree with you there, and I- Who's going to admit to a crime? Yeah, don't- A dumb criminal. don't a dumb criminal don't censor yourself

but I feel like look like this has kind of metastasized into like a really stupid like culture war issue where it's like you know country versus city but I do think that people in the city and the suburbs are way too precious about their animals oh so you think that

we should shoot dogs is that what you're saying no I think that's what you're saying you don't even misconststrue what I'm saying. I think that people are way too precious about their animals. Dogs have... They're animals, okay? They... Ben is smiling because he wants to shoot a dog. Sorry.

No, I don't. I'm not saying that you should kill a dog at the first sign of misbehavior. Especially if the dog is... This is the most offensive you've ever been, by the way. Especially if the dog is, of course, a puppy and hasn't been given the chance to mature and grow and take commands.

But the way people are acting like she shot a child is insane. It's not good. But come on, do you know what they do in North Dakota? Like, or out of the Dakotas. Do you know how fucked up those places are? I think the legal age to marry is like 12 or something. It's like

those, that strip of the country, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, that is one of the most fucked up places on Earth. I'm not kidding not in some parts of the world they kill babies weird those people are feral they're all like

oil workers or serial killers they all have a job where they put the clamp around the pipe covered in mud yes yes those those people are weird and I'm telling you shooting a 14 month old puppy is of course indefensible but what like it doesn't

touch things that happen there on a daily basis. So where my opinions differ from my co-host Ben is that I don't approve dog shootings in any way. And Hessa and me are taking a stance backwards from standing with Ben in this where we say hey we don't stand

with Ben in the fact that he's saying it's okay to shoot dogs or not i'm just saying people are being or baby dogs very dramatic about it i do think it's worse to shoot a baby i do okay i think it's funny that i don't think it's worse i think it's worse to shoot a dog than a baby um okay what i think i think it's really funny that she's like, sometimes you got to make a tough decision. But she said like a sentence earlier, I hated that dog. She said she hated it. Yeah. It seems like it was not a very tough decision at all.

The thing is, if it's a puppy, you give it up. You don't kill it. Yeah. But she's like, no, farm. This is a farm. Okay. My puppy died when it was young, but it was really mean. And I will be honest.

This is another dog you killed? I never killed a dog. What are we, three? We have three dogs. No, Cleopatric died of natural causes. Yeah, because I wanted to name the dog Cleopatric, but it was a male dog, so I had to name it Cleopatric. It's very simple. I've heard this story.

But the dog jumped out of the back of my dad's truck, and then the morning, the next day on the morning before school, I would sometimes go run in the woods before school because I would get up way earlier on Adderall, and I found my dog's body all eaten and ripped up, and it was dead. This is becoming a very dark episode.

And that morning you were covered in blood and your clothes were all torn up. And you didn't remember what you did the night before. We never had a pet after that. Yeah. I mean, I do think that people are just too precious about their animals. Of course they should be shot. They shouldn't die. Well, you did kill a dog once with the car. With the golf cart.

Oh my god! That was so sad. The dog is still... No one's going to believe you. It's okay, Ben. You don't have to be embarrassed. No one's going to believe you because they did it. Ben was drunk when he was driving. He didn't mean to kill that dog. He was not drunk. That's why he quit

drinking. I have not quit drinking. I was not drunk. Are you sure? Because your skin looks really clear right now. I have not quit drinking. I have not killed a dog. The dog hit the golf cart while I was driving. Hessa, really quick question. Do you think Ben did actually kill the dog and that he's lying to while i was driving it hessa really quick question do you

think ben did actually kill the dog and that he's lying to us right now you've been over this no the dog is still alive you know the dog is alive making i know the dog we should call this episode the the one where ben kills the dog. I'm going to call it the one where Jacques kills three dogs. No, stop! I've killed zero. Hessa, zero. Jacques, zero. Ben, one. I've killed six or seven dogs, I think, in my life. Have you, for real, have you

ever killed an animal, Hessa? No. Never. You've never gotten close to it? No. I mean a bug. Okay, so bugs are not animals, you dumb bitch. Wake the fuck up. Do you need a science lesson? You've never like gone fishing? Oh, fishing, yeah.

I've gone fishing. People don't think about fish as animals either. That doesn't count unless you're vegan, and vegans don't even... They're animals. They're freaks, though. Everyone draws the line, the you know, the sanctity of animal life when it comes to cute ones,

like dogs, but you guys have killed many fish. I love veal. It's one of the most delicious meats in the world. Do you not like veal? It has to give me judgmental tiny judgmental eyes. It's small. Open those eyes bigger

or I'm not going to look at you. Okay thank you. I killed a chicken. I chopped a chicken's head off. I chopped a chicken's head off honestly. Y'all are some freaky fuckers. You want to talk about animals that are basically bugs?

Chickens. There's so nothing. There's nothing going on upstairs with them. It's fine. I think, I think a certain mutual friend of me and Ben's who has 50 plus chickens might die all the time. Just like bugs. Well,

yeah, it's true. I think of ducks more as bugs than I do. Would you guys ever make sausage Cajun style? That's where you put a full hog into a big meat grinder butt first. It's squirming around and trying to claw its way out. That is not a

real thing. Then they open their mouth at the bottom and just eat the ground. The raw ground bits. We don't do that. This one ain't got enough poop in it. I told the truth. I didn't even try to accuse you of murdering a dog, so I don't know why you're trying to accuse me of being a Cajun meat grinder.

The last step in Cajun pork and beans, you put a little bit of poop in it. I will be honest. I do come from a family that kills animals. Shocking. But my dad's family were butchers, all of the children wow they wow they killed animals on that sugar plantation your family owned a couple hundred years ago shut the fuck up shut your front door up why don't you shut the fuck up you horrible little bitch sugar plantation shut the fuck up that doesn't happen they do anything else horrible that's not what happened okay see there you go

trying to paint me as a racist because you my my my running candidate my running candidate ben mora is trying to disparage my name by saying that i killed three dogs i've killed zero dogs no the man just has for the record i'm trying to disparage your reputation by saying you are descended from slave owners. Why don't you shut your damn trap? That's not even... Well, you know what? Guess what? Ben's grandfather

made the nuclear weapon available. Who's going to believe that? He's the one who put the open sign on the door of the store that they first had the nuclear weapon in. No one's going to believe that, Jock. Ben's parents invented the AIDS. Again,

for the record, I could be lying about your grandparents, great-grandparents owning a sugar plantation. Yeah, but you haven't disputed it at all. But you haven't disputed it, and it's believable. I'm not going to dispute such egregious claims, okay, you little faggot? I've seen some evidence.

You have not seen any evidence. Shut the fuck up. There's no evidence. I don't know. Ben is really pissing me off. Because you know why? Your dilettante-ish attitude, for one, is raring. First of all, it's pronounced debutante.

Second of all. Your obsession with Ben's skin color. Exactly. If we're being honest, you look way more pale with Ben's skin color. Exactly. You do skin color a lot. If we're being honest, you look way more pale than Ben does right now. See, he's already ranking us on skin color. He's creating a hierarchy.

He's creating a hierarchy. And I'm labeling the one that's more white as inferior. Hey, it just shows that you're predisposed. I'm putting white people at the lower. That energy has to come from somewhere. Shut the fuck up. You're such a little dumb. You're overcompensating maybe?

Yeah, maybe you're overcompensating. You know what? I think Kessa's overcompensating when she puts socks in her bra. I think Ben is overcompensating when he puts when she puts socks in her bra. I think Ben is overcompensating when he puts bags of marshmallows in his ass crack. You know, like, don't, like, fuck. Bags of marshmallow in my ass crack?

To make it look like a thicker ass. I don't, look. Is that something you've done? Sorry, that's something that's so specific that only you have. Have you, sorry, have you put marshmallows in your butt to make your butt look bigger? No, but I'll try it. I'm not against it.

It definitely seems like something you've done. There's no way you don't say something like that. I swear to God, that was just me thinking. Let's get to some calls. We can get to some calls, but to get to some calls here well we can get to some calls but i want to say one final statement i'm going to get costco hot dogs after this that's it that's amazing thank you all right guys thank

you for any calls you may have placed to us recently um we are uh yeah we've got a good run from here if you want to call us, give us a request for advice on love, your life, your gender, what the hell's going on with that thing, you can call us at 332-203-8247. That's

332-203-8247. Call us now. Period. Let's get to the first call. Hi us now. Period. Hi, guys. I love you so much. I just got a very quick question. I would love to know what everyone's Zodiac sign

is. Rude to assume what you are and try to guess. I'm just a nosy bitch. Let me know. Let me know the lore. Love you. We can do this one quickly. We've covered this recently. I'm a Sagittarius with a Scorpio

moon and an Aries rising. I forgot we covered it. I'm an Aries. We've covered it. I'm a Libra, Virgo, cusp. Let's get to the next one here. I almost threw up there. I seek arrangements. I'm flying to New York this Wednesday for a week,

and I've got a couple shows to go to, and I'll be seeing a bunch of friends and heading up to Hudson, but I would love to know the Seeking Arrangements guide to New York. What should I get up to when I'm there um Hessa I'm sorry I can't make it to your

film screening but um I'd love to know what else you guys think is stuff to not miss um thanks

see ya okay on May 4th this Saturday is the movie Mindset of Death Wish 3 premiere with Hessa and Will Miniker. Everyone get your tickets, is what that person was referencing.

And the first thing you should do when you get to New York is go to the corner of Myrtle Avenue and Broadway and go to... Shut your little... Nobody shouldn't. No, shut your little whore trap up because this is what I'm recommending. And go to Mr. Kiwi and buy a total of six juices total. Enough for you, which would be

three, and enough for your friends, which is three. You get three total, they get one each. Then... Another hierarchy. It's called vacation. It's called treating yourself and this person seems like they want to treat themselves all right okay what else that is um is that it

no no no no they're gonna go straight from there to one of the illicit um unregistered dispensaries to get some thousand milligram edibles and then they can start their journey into the city which is that they will go to the chinatown Arcade, and then after, they will go eat at a little restaurant called the Nearest Bodega, where they will get seven different sandwiches for the price of one steak. Yeah, walk from Chinatown,

walk from the Chinatown Arcade to a bodega and get food there. I don't know why this recommendation is getting so... I do have a clue. When I go go and I have a good time I'm sorry no it definitely sounds like something you'd enjoy for sure I

my recommendation I'm gonna drop a little secret for you guys I know it's a free episode but you should go to my favorite Chinese place which is called Noodle Village and you should get the shrimp and pork wonton noodle soup pretty good yeah and you should get the shrimp and pork wonton noodle soup and pretty good yeah and you should add all the soy sauce and you should add the like

the vinegar to it and like add the white pepper it's really good go to a special one mountain house in flushing queens um flushing is one of the craziest parts of the city yes isn't that kind of near Myrtle and Broadway no not at all it's in Queens you're talking Bushwick which I would recommend you steer clear of that unless you go to

Rash unless you're 22 and non-binary you sound a little bit older and like you're not really non-binary. You sound a little bit older and you're not really here to be clubbing as much. Maybe that's just because of the Hudson connection. I love Hudson. Hudson is hilarious.

I have some friends who live up there, so I go up there pretty often. It's very boutique. It's very granola. Yeah. It's very granola yeah it's very funny there's there's so much local there's so much local Hudson tea that I get from my

friend that lives there that I can't really talk about because it's a free episode is it like a college town? no so suffice to say it's just I mean there's a whole there's so much trouble between like the

old school Hudson townies who have never lived in New York City who hate New York City and they're constantly doing battle with all of these like work from home 30 old creatives who are coming up there and being like I think we need some mobile spas

I think we need a queer seafood restaurant a queer seafood restaurant it's a very funny vibe but I do love Hudson there's a lot of good hiking spots up there if you're here in the summer go to Leeds

in Hudson it's a very fun like swimming hole kind of vibe. Go to Broadway if you like musicals. Yeah. Go to Broadway if you like musicals. Also, if you're going to be in Flushing, go to the halal cart with the picture,

the decal of the guy playing soccer on the side. That's the best halal cart in the city. Yeah. A great night. If you do want to go out, go get dinner in Astoria at a Greek restaurant and then walk into Jackson Heights and go clubbing on

Yes, go clubbing in Jackson Heights. That's the funnest. I do not endorse the restaurant Magdalene anymore. Okay. In New York. It's close. Let's leave it there. I think it's funner if we just leave that hanging. Let's not explain why. Alright think it's funner if we just leave that hanging. Yeah, let's not explain why.

Leave it in our mystery. All right, let's get to the next one here. Okay. Hey, y'all. My girl just convinced her religious parents to cover her IUD with their insurance. And I just want to kind of ingratiate myself to them in the case that I meet them, which I may soon, given that they know the implication thereof. I just want to say congrats

to his girlfriend's listening skills. She must be an amazing listener. Listeners, try not to take the lauded before you leave a voicemail so it doesn't come out so fucking slow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry my friend. I think you're a nice

listener. He's speaking so slow, it almost sounds like he's speaking backwards. He's almost going backwards. Yeah. Like, almost speaking in tongues. Sorry. We've got a lot more.

How can I ingratiate myself to them any advice is appreciated but not altogether expected thanks for your help and love your advice bye-bye all right methamphetamine so yeah you could do meth no offense I love you seriously to give him a serious answer how does he ingratiate himself to his girlfriends tell me what the word ingratiate means just let me talk

get on their side so how does he ingratiate himself with his girlfriend's parents who are religious and know that he is now fucking the girlfriend okay first thing you do is you buy you go to the closest church to the parents house or whatever church that the christian church that the parents belong to and you buy a bottle of holy water blessed by the local priest as part one of the gift for the parents second you're gonna get a chili's gift card for 45 i'm just gonna cut you off and interrupt you with an answer i say it is kind of a good idea to if you know

what church they go to go for sure maybe they see they see you there. Yeah, maybe go there a couple weeks before you see them. But don't introduce yourself there. Even if you don't believe in it. Maybe wink at the mom. Yeah, wink at the mom in church. No, no, no. Make a little note on paper

that says love you too. You guys did an awesome job raising Judy. Put it in the donation tray I'm gonna assume his girlfriend's name is Judy so you could pay okay you find out what church they go to it's Sunday mass the week before you meet them you pay what is your friends to come

to church with you have him sit on the other side of the other side of the church and have his phone go off during mass. And then you stand up and you say, hey, you fucking piece of shit! Get the fuck out! This is the Lord's house!

How dare you have your phone on? And then you look at the mom and you throw your chin up out and give her a wink. Or you could have your friend, if we were talking about getting a friend involved anyways, you could have your friend pretend to mug them on their way out of a restaurant or something. And then you swoop in and save them.

Major. Major. That's the Larry David therapist defense. Uh-huh. I mean, in all honesty, I don't know. I mean, conservative parents paying for an IUD, I mean, they must not be that know I mean conservative parents paying for an IUD I mean they must not be that religious conservative

if they're paying for the IUD because unless this was a huge fight the girl had to have with the parents I'm imagining it was a huge fight needing contraception so if that is if that's the case then yeah I mean it's so awful

we don't even need that thing to them yeah maybe maybe maybe maybe ask maybe blame it on the girlfriend because they're probably they're probably really mad with a girl yeah because the iud thing you could go in and pretend to fake a phone call from your mom and be like no i would never have premarital sex no my bitch my poor girlfriend wants me to pretend to take a pretend to take a phone call from your doctor and be like no it still won't get hard you don't understand no matter what i do alone she really wants me to fuck her it still won't get hard the bills don't work bring a voting ballot that you use that indicated that you voted for a conservative

uh political figure in order to prove your allegiance or something well no i think it's better to have official certification to give him a serious answer here i think you just have got i mean you have to look nice it's just the basic stuff you have to look nice you have to be charming not trying to be a bitch maybe talk a little faster as someone as someone as someone who gets you know i get maligned for the way i speak as well people think i'm a huge cunt even though i'm usually pretty chill i am going to tell you this you speak very slowly you have a nice voice but you speak pretty slowly which could give the impression that you're unenthusiastic or not involved that's not really gonna fly with these parents i feel like if you if you speak like that i don't know they might like it i actually don't like it i thought of a really simple solution when y'all are ready so i think yeah look nice

be presentable just show that you be yourself and show that you really do love the girlfriend because they've already consented to I mean it's so crazy to say this but they have allowed their daughter to have sex with you which is a huge hurdle for them so

you've already won right you're winning you're winning and it's third quarter of the game or whatever, and you're up. So you just have got to bring it home. Be a nice guy. Don't fuck it up. Plan.

Be a nice guy. Dress nicely. Show your interest in her. And I think you'll be okay. Because the girl already has the IUD. They're not going to make her take it out. You know? Really? Plan B, simple solution.

Have sex with both of the parents separately. Seduce them. Then you will have their approval indefinitely. And there's no reason that you should have to even argue. Because you had sex with... Whisper to the dad at dinner, don't worry about the IUD. I took it out with my teeth.

Ugh! Mile. Hessa. Hessa, that was max level perversion. It's like hearing your child curse. That was like ugh. That was the dirtiest thing you've ever said, you stupid little dirty woman. Go get a

go clean yourself. Let's get another one. Okay. Good luck, brother brother i just visited my bfs oh me and my husband sorry um this is my bfs uh in um whatever the last weekend uh and we had a great time and she announced she was getting married to a girlfriend which we're so excited about um okay but my when we got back my husband was like oh lesbian marriages have the highest divorce rate and i want to know is that true preach um can you gays answer that for me and also love you jock love you more than oh okay anyone oh i think okay oh my god thank you so much first off here i think it's

hilarious that our straight listeners are afraid to mention that they are straight we love straight women there's nothing wrong with you having a husband if well let's say this what if she identifies as bi that might be what's going on here. She might be bi. I think she's bi with her husband, and that's why she's so defensive about it. Sorry, queen, but... Love you, queen, but... Love you, queen, but I think that might be what's going on here because no one else has a husband like that.

That's the most defensive way I've ever heard anyone. No one considers their husband their best friend. Yeah, I have a husband. I'm kidding. I love lesbian divorce rates. Hessa,. Yeah, I have a husband. I'm kidding. I love lesbian divorce rates. Hessa, I mean, you're a lesbian, kind of. Resident and lesbian expert. You're bi-lesbian.

Well, I've only been divorced twice, so I can't speak to the greater trend. Okay, okay. I have a really easy way to check this out. We Google the most famous lesbians. Google Ellen DeGeneres, see if she's ever been divorced. See, how many times has Rosie O'Donnell been divorced? Is she not still married to Portia?

Yeah, but was she married before? How many times has Rosie O'Donnell been married? I'm looking up Ellen DeGeneres marriage problems. Was Rosie O'Donnell ever married to a man? I think the data here might be a little unfair because lesbians

probably get married more than anyone else. The marriage rates are through the roof for lesbians. The divorce rates are also going to be through the roof for lesbians. They're getting married more than anyone. Hessa, would you have sex with Rosie O'Donnell? Yeah, exactly. They love to get married. Absolutely. I would have sex with Rosie. Rosie McDonald. Would you have sex with Roseanne? Rosie McDonald. married absolutely I would have sex with Rosie Rosie McDonald

would you have sex with Roseanne yeah I'd have sex with Roseanne for sure same question Ben would you have sex with yes and yes my husband and I want to know is that true I'm gonna say yes of course it's true I'm gonna say that's false

lesbians can be incredibly toxic in relationships they're so divorced I'm going to say that's false. Lesbians can be incredibly toxic in relationships. They're so divorced. I'm sorry. And they're very internal. Once they get into relationships, they're introverts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who knows what's going on in that home.

For this to be true, that means that there needs to be more married lesbians there are straight people no I don't know if that's true it's relational I'm trying to do the math that's not how it works I love you too listener and thank you for calling in and giving us a little

insight into your life yeah I don't know i mean i guess the question was do we think it's true that lesbians get divorced yes no i don't believe it's true because i i don't see the math or the data and i'm not gonna um claim your men of science that's true used by the the concept of numbers but there's more straight but if there's more straight people and but i'll make i'll make one more thing to prove my point lesbians probably don't even make it far enough to the engagement

because they're always getting in and out of relationships mic drop that's what I'm thinking let me see wait we have one more data point to check and it's if Wanda Sykes has ever been divorced oh my god I forgot about Wanda Sykes I love her we all forget about Wanda Sykes when we're talking about lesbians. Yeah.

It's kind of fucked up because she's a major lesbian. She's the best lesbian. Divorced from a man. Well, no. She wasn't a lesbian at the time. That's a straight divorce. That's a straight divorce. But still with her partner

I'm trying to think it's also so hard for me to reference this anecdotally because guess what I don't have many lesbian friends shocking it is shocking we don't really get along let's get this next call

what do you think this is a good one I think I scrolled through this one. It's pretty fun. They seem like they can talk faster. My name is Ben. I'm a big fan of you guys. I came to see Show Pig in LA.

It was really cool. Well, thank you. I just wanted to get some advice because I've been sexually active since I was 18. I'm 24 now. I've been with 11 girls in one day slash heat and I've never like been able to reach the finish line. So there's a few different factors that could be contributing. I am on antidepressants and I do watch porn kind of frequently. so, like, I'm trying to cut back on that, but yeah.

And also some of the girls were, like, pillow princesses, but they didn't tell me until after we started hooking up, so that's the whole thing. But, yeah, I wanted to know. I think it's, like, all three. If it's not, like, which one is the main contributor? I just want to know what's going on. But, yeah, like i said big fan

all right my dog thank you for the call i love that you think women need to tell you that their pillow princesses before you hook up with them it sounds like you need to work it sounds like you need to work on how you eat women out or like it seems like if if no the issue is him coming uh but i feel like it seems like if he's complaining about them being pillow princesses then then maybe he's not yeah yeah i've seen them enough the big issue here seems to be that he can't reach the finish line himself um regardless of the gender of the person he's with although it was just one that he wants. I think ginseng. The antidepressants could definitely

be what's at play here. But he said he started having sex at 18. Were you on antidepressants at 18? I mean, can you track? I think a lot of people have been. I knew a man who couldn't come and he started ginseng and then he started coming and it saved his marriage and it will make you come. Okay, so ginseng.

Ginseng and high dose weed this podcast is by the way is brought to you by uh ginseng ginseng not that don't drag the horny if i have to hear about that shang dong processing factoring with their fucking glycerin one more time i'm gonna blast my brain i hate that stupid joke it's the stupidest joke on the internet i don't get it okay okay back to our our beautiful caller here i don't know i mean marijuana seems like we'll help him be erect and ejaculate finish with your maybe finish with your hand um in the i'm sure that's been attempted. Yeah. If there's been 11 bouts.

Maybe you're gay. I feel like a lot of people just do that nowadays as well. I feel like a lot of gay sex just ends up in guys jacking off because people get so accustomed to just watching porn and jacking off. Try having sex with a man. He has had sex with a man. He has had sex with a he-be. More. Yeah, you could try that more. I don't know.

This doesn't seem like someone who's not like... This doesn't seem like someone who's confused about their sexuality. They have more of an issue with performance. It seems like a potent and confident gentleman. I don't know. I mean, cutting out porn

definitely will help. I think, I mean, this is gonna sound just like stock advice, but exercise, diet, sleep, like the basic stuff. Exercise is huge. Yeah, like, there's a reason there's a reason why gay guys fuck

in the sauna. Working out makes you horny are you demisexual I think what you need to do is if you get if you're hard when you wake up if you have morning wood that is a sign that it's psychological but if you don't

then it's physical and you might um like and I think yeah T, like, and I think, yeah. Trey from sex in the city is yeah. Like Trey from sex in the city. Exactly. That was,

I was like, where did, how does she know this? And I was like, Oh, I know it from Trey. That is how I, that is exactly.

I pulled that out of her. Um, I think that you should change it up in bed, do things differently. If you stick it in the, the, the pussy, put it in the the pussy put in the ass next time or like um maybe try getting a blow job or maybe you need to do better in the bedroom

what about we should send you on a date with jock and see if jock can fix it jock is such an expert i'm shocked and rock your world there give you the shock to the system shock shock shock shock shock

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for trying, sir. That's an amazing pitch to this guy. My number has been mentioned on several episodes. Just call me and FaceTime me, genitals out, so I can try to observe what's wrong.

Don't do that. I'm joking. observe what's wrong. Please don't do that. I'm joking. But I mean, we wish you luck. I mean, I wish you. I wish you come. Yeah, get some pills. Pills might be fun. How do you do pills?

Yes. They just make you hard. This is an issue being hard. Oh, that's why I was confused with Trey too at the end I don't think it's a hard thing I think it's just anxiety sorry sorry sorry Ben I'm sorry I'm not trying to cut you off

Ben's gonna have a meltdown I'm sorry you just keep cutting everyone off sorry we're so close to the finish line here. Do you want to do another call? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready?

Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Hi. I just am, like, concerned about Jacques drinking so many bings. Because I recently had a bing, it literally i just had one and it literally felt like i was peeing up foam so i can only imagine how many like foam peeing out you have to do if you had like six um i don't know if this is like a common occurrence but maybe it's just like the ginger in it or it's the carbonation but yeah no it's like full on

froth so I'm just concerned about Jacques' health you know that's just my thing bye so have you been peeing foam Jacques? my pee does have kind of a sometimes foam to

it. Well, pee is foam. Pee is foamy, but also... If that's something you notice qualitatively about your urine... You would only notice this about a big... You'd only notice this about a big if you had poured it into a glass

of ice, which is one of the only times it foams, really. I guess it foams when you open it. It's a carbonated beverage. Yes. But I think they're saying that when they pee... Their urine is particularly foamy. Yeah, their urine is foamy.

A lot of people calling us at like 2 and 3 a.m. It's because I posted to the Instagram. Okay, okay, okay. Which I realized right after that, I was like, wow, we're gonna get some really a.m it's because i posted to the instagram okay okay okay which i realized right after that i was like wow we're gonna get some really wild calls because it's only people who are up super late um well jock you recently cut water out of your diet which is something i heard through a friend of ours which is very concerning and i took it back and i know it was because you had a you had a beef with water. I was having a your drama.

I was having a mental depression, severe moment where I for three days was only drinking binks and not water. And this did that help? Of course, it didn't help. And I had to take your water to take your anger out on water i had to sit down and drink a gallon of water though look clearly if you're upset with yourself taking it out on yourself doesn't help you yeah that's very simple advice from me to you it was you doing self-harm which is i i'm doing better the idea i love the idea of you being like depressed and thinking like well i gotta try something what if i like put a real sharp rock in one of my shoes

walk around with it all day that actually made it a little worse you're like rube goldberg self-harm trying every single possible thing you could do to see if it helped i i just was suffering badly from what i would call manic depression and uh i was sobbing for about four days after from dawn till sunset every day or till sleeping and that was disturbing me but i'm i'm doing a little bit better being you're you're you're drinking water now um the only reason i'm drinking less is because i ran out and i can't afford a case but today water oh no no no no no no i'll be being but i you you you are this is your your backup today i went back up beverage is water i'm so i'm so addicted to Bing that I went and spent some of the very remaining

money of mine today on only buying all of the remaining Bing in the store that were blue flavored and a gallon of water and a Pedialyte. I love just really capacitating your

addictive behaviors. It makes me feel great about my job. I think I'm doing okay. I think I'm okay. You sound better. You do sound better. Let's do one more call. Hello, fudge packers.

First time caller here and I have a conundrum in my life that I'd love to hear y'all's advice on. Especially Jacques. So, I have BPD and for the past few months, I've been seeing the girl who also has BPD and it's been really great so far. I've had a ton of fun. She's super nice, but I'm starting to feel like I can't, you know, devote my entire life to her in the way that I'd like. So I'm thinking about breaking up the issue is the sex is perfect

just like miles better than anything I've had before so my question to you is how can I break up with my BPD girlfriend nicely enough that we stay fuck buddies impossible impossible impossible it's impossible

crazy pussy is the best pussy for that you're crazy for that you're crazy you're you're a super fucking big idiot retard for trying to think that you could just drop the pussy like you had this probably the best woman you ever you have you know what i'm on your side i think you're i think it's good you can't even how do you think you're so you're so much better than this girl that you could just leave her in the dust in all honesty i'm so pissed off and she has bpd like you in all honesty here i totally understand what you're going through i do not have bpd but i have had sex with bpd

ben's tried to break up with me and I have BPD. And I mean, from working with, from working in Knowing Jock for like 12 years. You could see that how the pussy would be popping. I mean, BPD people, they are good at sex and I think it's

directly correlated to their mental illness so you can't really disentangle that from the you know the bpd relationship you don't want to be in right the sex is good because of the bpd so if you're going to be with this person you should either be fully with them or you should not be in their life at all thank you for you understand the torture you're going to inflict on her and yourself you need the way you break up with a bpd person i'm sorry you leave in the middle of the night you block their number never talk to them again you maybe move across the country so i don't know if i don't advise that i don't i don't vibe with i don't know i would do it move across the country wow i that's how i was doing them to would do it. You should be so lucky.

They're going to hate it if you tease out the breakup like this. That is causing, that's actually making them crazy. You should be so lucky to have a girlfriend, let alone get pussy, so you better not put that thing down and you better not disrespect this woman. She's going through the exact

same thing you're going on. If you want to leave her, that means you hate yourself. No, do not say that. I appreciate you being a fan of me, but I think that if you're breaking up with her because she has BPD, that is something about yourself that you don't like about your BPD. It's totally fine to break up with someone because they have A. It's not okay? It is totally fine.

It's more than okay. It's against's not okay it is totally fine more than okay it's against the law okay how's that for you it is totally fine to break up with someone totally fine to someone who shot three dogs shock what have we talked about with interrupting no it's okay keep going though keep talking i i think you are a dog murderer ben and i think you should be jailed all right okay i think you i i think if you are going if you recognize that you are in a relationship with someone who is mentally ill and almost worse has the same mental illness as you and even almost worse yet yet more is that you both have DPD they really like

you're going to you're going to end up spiraling with this person and it's not going to be good do you know what it feels like to be lonely just be up front and tell them you know look I want to you know

maybe we can stay friends at some point. But, you know, I think, yeah, let's just part ways for a while. Thanks for being a fan of the podcast and thanks for being a fan of me. But you must be fucking crazy if you want to be lonely and not having sex with someone. It's OK to not always be in a relationship. Sorry, I'm I'm sorry. This person has a very mature reason to want be in a relationship. Sorry, I'm sorry that I'm... This person has a very mature reason to want to end their relationship. What's not

mature is wanting to still get pussy because you know that's not gonna work. Like, you have to know that's not gonna work. Yeah. And you shouldn't want that. It's just a hope. It's a hope, but even then just... What you can do is go find... You know how

easy it is to find BPD pussy? Just go find another girl with BPD, be honest with her, and say, hey, I'm only here for sex. And then you don't have to de-escalate to sex. You can just hold steady at sex. But you cannot de-escalate this relationship you're in for the past few months to just sex. I don't think that's going to happen. I would not encourage you to do that it's it's a disrespectful to your mental illness uh culture it's hitting someone in your

corner sure yeah okay and also last comment is that you you should be so lucky to be in a relationship do you know how terrible it is to be lonely and feel sad okay i mean that's yeah let's log in to okay maybe one more let me see is this a question no no let's wrap it up let's do 10 more okay okay okay i've got to go to dinner 15 guys thank you for listening thank you everyone you can find a bonus episodes on patreon.com seeking derangements yeah the number to more time? Patreon.com slash Seeking Derangements. Yeah, the number to call if you want any of us to berate you is 332-203-8247. That's 332-203-8247. All right, guys.

Thank you. Thanks for listening. And I... Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Thank you.