Seeking Derangements - SD 327 - Freak Week w/ Theda

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the Biden family, and of course Bryan Johnson, whom we are all really disappointed in.

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for free. Alright. Keep an eye out for Theta's amazing movie. People can always pirate it. Steal Theta's movie, everyone. Anyways, let's get to today's show. Ladies, I have something to tell you. I'm sick. I'm sick of Joe Biden's need for attention

in our horrible world. He needs to die. It's insane that he's still alive. I can't... Wait, it was so cool when I saw a tweet that was like, Joe Biden has COVID. And then I saw him tweet, I'm sick. And then he replied to it with, these dang billionaires trying to buy the election. And then I looked and I was like, oh, he actually does have COVID.

He really is sick. You can't do that joke if you're really sick. I don't think, I think it really doesn't work. It's kind of his most memorable move. Yeah. In recent memory, apart from like falling apart. Yeah. On camera.

Well, it's his only, I think it's his only intentional meme of the presidential run. Of course he's being memed as he glitches and sundowns and buffers at almost every single public event. He's getting memed constantly, but he's never, and his team has never been able to corral. I really think there's some people from the Clinton 2016 team play on his team, because there's so many similarities between I'm sick yeah and

how bad that is it just it shows it shows how just decrepit he is and how no one is going to see him outside of this you know prism because even when they do they are capable of creating a viral moment the butt of the joke of the i'm sick thing is still that he's dying and ill and sick and like they cannot they cannot get out of this this ditch they're in because he is so visibly just decaying he tried to he was talking to a random woman thinking that she was his wife today i don't know if you saw the video i said wait really yeah yeah yeah wait look watch the video watch the video theta has to text it to you it's oh no okay no it was like two minutes before we started recording i just want you to see it because it's so fucking funny okay i really wonder what he was saying to her honestly yeah can you lip read give us a lip reading like watch yeah oh oh my god

oh my god they should really know better than to put another blonde woman in a blue suit next to him yes he's like a horse who gets scared wow because his last owner wore a big hat so you can wear a big hat around it that is really bad i i. I think he's doing, I think that this is a strange, different kind of evil where it's combined with pity. In a weird way, actually, Trump is doing this too, just in a different way. It's like, to see Trump, who is also ailing from, who is also an old, stupid man. His heart's not in it. from who's also an old stupid man his heart's not in it but to see to see him actually contemplate like the fact that he might have gotten shot in the head yeah like and and trying to bluff it off but i don't like the fact that i'm having to feel bad for old men and that because i

am feeling bad for them and immediately yeah and immediately hating them more for being made to feel bad an alien ancient totally stoop stupefied and terrified old guy shuffling shuffling around share footage like this is him climbing the stairs of air force the fact that he always has to climb stairs alone he has so many stairs to go up sadly walking up the stairs like this is after chuck schumer told him to bow out the thing is it's his fault i mean i maybe this shows that i am just a complete sociopath or something i'm not capable of feeling empathy for even some of the most just visibly injured and ailing people but i do

not give a fuck i like genuinely hope that he is in as much pain and dies in i hope he does kind of win the election i hope he wins the election and just like shits his pants on tv and dies and has the most pathetic and humiliating

humiliating humiliating out of this world. He does legitimately deserve it. That's the moral position. I am the bleeding heart sentimental idiot. I don't want to put him wading into the Washington

reflecting pool in the Washington Monument and just like slowly submerging himself and just drowning himself no one's stopping him he hasn't out here though literally everyone is begging him to stop and he's he's continuing to do it could go out a hero despite everything he's done yeah like so funny just by just by seeming to be less of an egomaniac but he but old men don't want to give up their driver's license. I remember my grandfather rest in peace, just

crashing repeatedly. I remember driving home from school and looking to the left and my grandfather was standing outside of his car having run into another one across the road and we still had to pry the license from him

it's so funny it's actually kind of a disenablist of you to take this license away you think he can't drive that's going to be our generation when we refuse to stop driving our tank sized SUVs around when we're 80 we refuse to stop

texting and driving you don't think gay guys can drive and text and drink at the same time you don't think this is stuff uh you don't think gay guys can drive and text and drink at the same time but it is i saw it's so funny because the democratic like the party system is is seems to be fully turning on getting biden to drop out at this point i mean the amount of leaks that are coming out that just like nancy pelosi is saying that she'll do anything possible to get joe biden to kill himself as soon as as soon as he possibly can yeah and i'm like it's still not working it seems like the covid diagnosis is something that is just like i really can't i hope he gets god is trying to get him to drop out now yeah like it felt

it felt like some kind of spiritual intervention after this you know it would be really funny if he got it twice if he declared himself well and then a day later he got hiv now he becomes such a hypochondriac about COVID that he makes like lockdown he mandates another lockdown and starts saying you know like if I'm elected there's gonna be another lockdown nobody will ever get this horrible ever again

but there's been two really funny things that I've seen out of the Democratic establishment the first one was I forget which aide it was it was some former aid of obama who um was trying to do a bit of reverse psychology to my world by name can you name all the um i can't i can't i can't i forget you don't know the seven eights of obama i don't i don't um but he said something like he said wow if biden out, Trump would really hate that. He would really hate it if Biden dropped out.

And it's just like it's such a pathetic position that they're all in. They're literally bargaining with a senile old man using like the tactics you use on toddlers. Yeah. There's also that kind of the thing, the things that I'm seeing again. I mean, and I should embrace myself for this. X dot com Twitter gets worse kind of every day. the things that i'm seeing again i mean and i should embrace myself for this x.com twitter gets worse yeah kind of every day and they're it's very i'm getting a lot of 2016 17 stuff of like trump would just hate it it would really boil his what whatever the expression

make him so mad if they did this or that and i i i'm kind of surprised to see it i should know better at every stage i should know better yeah than to be than to feel like a pang of pity and i should know better than to be surprised that we're doing basically everything over again yeah or that anything could ever change that anything could ever change in any way the same but worse exactly the same but somehow worse it's like even the guy missed Trump he could have shot Trump

in the head it's just like it's like how how it was so close we are again in the position of also just being like how what is the miracle like what was the bargain he's a miracle yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know if this is fake

or real but they were you know my boyfriend was like that showing me this meme that somebody put together that was like his head was with a scan with a scan on his a full scan on his head like a 3d i saw a video and someone put a full like like uh like like 3d scan of his head and was like turning it and then shot it and they were like trump was one millimeter away from getting his head blown up you believe it even though it's like literally they could have just taken they're drawing up the one I saw they were drawing a

a target on his face they were like he was right in the dead center of the shot and then you go okay you believe it because he's so lucky I was like wow he's so lucky. I was like, wow, he's so powerful when I saw that video.

I was like, wow, he's so strong and so agile. You don't. You don't. Of course, like my stomach dropped when I saw him stand up with a fist. I know. Also, this is it's not even a miracle that he didn't get shot in the head it's it's more of just his his hymns yeah down on the ground obviously made the decision to stand up and wave the fist and then yeah did it and meanwhile biden can't oh my god can you imagine staring is asking people if they're his

mom he would have fallen asleep he would have taken a nap no he wouldn't he would have he would have gone oh he would have gotten shot in the ear jumped to the ground and then taken a fucking nap no absolutely absolutely it's so pathetic it's so fucking pathetic and i really i mean i truly i don't give a fuck who wins right like i don't i don't care the only thing that i just like i on some psychic spiritual level i'm just like something has to change just in one way diametrically something crazy needs to happen you know just something insane needs to happen you know just something insane needs to happen it's the threat of the eternal recurrence the sameness and the never escaping the loop that is what is really really spooky it's like again and all of the all of the keith

oberman i mean keith oberman is like what is going on good god you have to do it all over and over again until they are just a brain in a jar yeah no literally and I think the shooter not to really go out on defending the shooter here too much weird little boy

he looks like a golem he looks like a weird character from something he looks like if you asked a hotep to draw Elizabeth Warren he's so Yacoubian the huge head

you know it's exactly what he is. His motocross helmet jaw. I can't wait to see his zitty high school photo. Beach of face. So bad.

This fucking guy. I know. This guy. This is the guy who's trying to free us from our horrible reality because you know i just i just saw earlier today that he was because the fbi or whoever the fuck i don't know hacked his phone yeah and i just imagining all the horrible pornography they had to just finding a single trump search is probably like finding a needle in a haystack compared to all of the just anime porn that was in there i can't even imagine yeah nothing on there nothing on

there but the blueprint program which he's been following religiously but he he was looking up joe biden and trump equal amounts and was looking up like DNC dates and all this stuff. And it seems to be very likely that the only reason he took this shot at Trump was because it was at a rally happening like 30 minutes from his house. So I do think he was, of course, you know, like kind of schizophrenic or whatever.

But I think he had the same impulse that so many of us do, where it's just like something insane has to happen. Something really fucking crazy has got to happen to just shake us all out of this this misery we're feeling and he took action into his own hands and the last thing the last thing he'll ever remember this last moment on earth was this being that he had failed Trump was still gesticulating wildly there's but I think wouldn't it

again this is all coming second hand from my boyfriend that Trump's last words would have been I'll give Joe 10 strokes no really someone was telling me that they were something even more unbelievable they were saying they would have been and do you want to do you want to see something that's really sad yeah i would have been crazy yeah i just i i this is like not to go not to uh the the real feeling that i did have uh immediately after also was i do wish that maybe he had just tried it

tried it on biden yeah literally yeah Maybe he would have had better luck. He would have almost certainly had better luck and it would have solved his whole problem. He could have thrown a fucking paper clip at Biden. He could have. Yeah, it's true. He could have thrown a paper airplane. Just hit him.

Oh my God. But the other... Biden is still as of today in the race he does seem super likely he's going to drop out but again it nothing ever changes everything gets worse based off that thesis he'll definitely just stay in and forever and ever but yeah there's he did an interview with i think it was Lester Holt or something. And he was talking about how he... Because Biden is really doubling down on being like, oh, if you're telling me to drop out, you hate black people,

even though every demographic across the board is begging him to drop out. And for this reason, he was talking about how's appointed um black people to positions in his cabinet and he tries to name multiple times painful yeah the secretary of defense who i'm gonna be honest i don't know his fucking name i'm not the president i don't need to know his name to me he can be the black guy you know like it's fine that's fine but biden was like you know i just got him i got it you know anyways yeah there's a black guy in there i can't believe it yeah the black guy he like stammers and calls him black guy at least he said the black guy and not something more yeah yeah more from his past some frontal lobe function

yeah yeah no don't don't be racist is probably the last like last coherent thought he had. And thank God for his AIDS that he's he's stuck there. It'll be one of the last things to go.

Do you think that like all those The word don't will be the word don't will fade like that. That's all he'll be able to do. He'll just remember

be racist. Be racist. And he's back. It's like the iron giant when the dent comes out of to do. He'll just remember, be racist, be racist. And he's back. It's like the Iron Giant when the dent comes out of its head. He just becomes evil looking. It's so, so awful. He'll never drop out.

He'll never drop out. I don't think he will. He'll never drop out. He'll never drop out. I don't think he will. Do you think that the Secret Service people who got bit by his dogs

actually got bit by him and the dogs were taking the fall. It was him. Because now I'm kind of considering that that might be him. I think it was absolutely him. Someone came up behind him. Someone came up behind him too quickly and he took a fucking chunk out of their forearm. Yeah.

They have to keep getting new dogs. The thing is, he's definitely, like, when people sundown, they get really fucking mean and angry a lot of times. And Biden's not one of those sweet old people who sundowns and, like, you know, thinks they're in a prairie or something. No. When he's going down, he's lashing out. He's probably getting a little violent.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The things we haven't, the things that are going to come out about how this administration is running from the inside and like yeah it's gonna it's like it's it's going to it's going to just it's like don't have a sentence it's just it's going to be bad i'm sundowning i'm sundowning no he he makes me feel like i have dementia he literally has like sundowning he makes everyone stupid like trump when trump was president and like 2016 2017 everyone started to kind of talk like talk like him because we were hearing

him say honestly these very hilarious beautiful dizzying turns of phrase that were impossible for me and I think many others to not imbue these like Dorothy Parker criticisms literally calling Ben Midler a washed up psychopath like it's

stuff like that it's just amazing how is he supposed to be and now biden's doing it but unfortunately i i find myself stammering the problem is that just like even right now when i stopped couldn't come up with the word like it's like but you're biden is in your head you're going i'm doing i'm just like him now and i should die i should and just like him i should resign let someone else take my place now we've got you here we've got you here theta we figure it's i mean i was looking on we're

subjecting you to freaks as we usually do when you come on the show. We have Biden, but as of previous episodes, we've covered world famous transvestigator Bevy 112 many times. It's been a while since we've checked in on her. Yeah, she's still going strong, though. I thought that last time we talked, she was retiring forever. But she obviously can't stay away. No, she can't stay away. She's sick.

She's got to keep telling us it's all of them. She always sees more of them. She's sick. Well, she's gotta keep telling us it's all of them she always she's sick well she's a freedom fighter if they stopped sending them she would yeah no one's listening no one's listening so a brief a brief primer on bevy she does believe every single person in any position of power in any point in america not in the world history has been a covert transgender menace yeah yeah and are part of an elite cabal transgender in which case they're secretly secretly cis for example famously caitlyn jenner is a born um woman yes she's in a huge fight right now that i'm looking at with people because um there's a transgender weightlifter

who just got named sportswoman of the year in New Zealand and Bevy is like she's a woman! Open your fucking eyes! That was amazing. That's the picture. It's like

Bevy. It's not exactly Hunter Schaefer is what i'm saying no no but he's an ally it's not really about no she's uh she's always she actually she is but that's the that's the hard thing about her it's like the big i feel like we came to all of our big conclusions about her which is just that she's the greatest ally you know she's the most consistent person she has the most consistent worldview of anyone alive absolutely absolutely and really actually like maybe that her worldview is the only one that makes sense of all of the ones on offer it does solve every problem it's just like uh a colorblind person you

know how do you know what my red is the same as someone else's red because there's no there's also no there's no program i don't unless i'm mistaken there's no program aside from correct identification and the overturning of the concealment right because yeah there's not she's not even saying don't give children gender uh she doesn't care about that kind of thing no that's small potatoes to her she's she's on a different political um she's she's like she's like a structuralist you know she wants to overthrow the cabal of people she just wants to talk about it she just wants to talk about it she wants to talk about it and she has an endless source of she has an endless source of um antagonists because you know people are not

on board yeah and it's like an endlessly retarded absolutely and when and when it is literally everyone her her tagline is it's all of them it can be no other way when it is all of them it can be no other way you never run out of people to clock you know never can never it's literally impossible but i figured we could check in with what she's got to say about some members of the biden family yeah um so this is this is one of her this is one of her tweets here. Hunter Biden is female. Stop falling for their ridiculous narratives. It is all of them. Get back to me about cloning

when they're able to keep the nipples alive for five minutes. She's so honest. Why do you think people's nipples die when they transition? She's just so crude. She's so crude. Nipples, I mean, even talking about nipples

at all, even now, is really gross. Necrotic nipples. I think it's antisocial to even talk about nipples at all period. Freeing them or whatever, but she's always talking about dying necrotic nipples.

I mean, she's identified again in Endless Resource, which is unflattering and strange photos of men's nipples particularly in midlife yes so she has a picture here of Hunter Biden she embodies her screen name the horrifying house guest

if she was ever in your house yeah it would be she would probably be really crazy and say some really crazy stuff so she has one of her amazing graphics here um Hunter Biden was born female one necrotic nipple and one missing nipple

and Hunter Biden is just a 50 year old crackhead with like you know like kind of puffy small nipples great shape yeah you know he's probably

who knows what he gets up to he literally just has like homeless guy chest it's like a lot of sun exposure and it's it's whatever it's clearly not a dying necrotic nipple neither of them are missing but she's you nipple. Neither of them are missing.

Can you confirm that one of them is missing though, Ben? Well, I mean, one of them is low-key kind of missing in the photo. I don't know. It's hard to see. It's there. I would say it's there. It's just because one is closer to the camera. I'm more concerned with what looks like

weird red rash in between the nipples. It looks like he's got a crazy... You should get that looked at by a doctor. I think he's just one of those guys that's permanently sunburned, Hunter Biden. Literally, yeah, exactly. Does she have a theory about cloning? Is she like...

Does she say... I think she's anti-cloning. Enough with you idiots who think everybody is a clone. Yes. It's not that they're a clone. It's that they're a woman. I'm going to look up clone. Don't talk to me about this far-fetched idea.

No. She said, clearly they're not clones. They're not cloning each other. They can't even keep their nipples alive for more than five minutes. Oh, yeah. Remember when we believed they could clone? LOL. They can't even keep nipples alive for five minutes.

There you go. That's what it is. Wait, is that literally what she said? Oh, my God. Yeah. She said we, yeah. No, I like, always her sport her scorn and spite of other of other theories yeah like her bitter how dare these people think like you i i really identify with her on that really really identify with hating people for a very niche difference than your stupid niche interests.

Like, you fucking idiot. They're not cloning each other. I'm not having a brat summer, you piece of shit. I refuse to have a brat summer, you fucking faggot. No, it's true. Her enemies are on that scale. They're the people that are similar enough to her no they're stan wars they're stan they're stan wars yeah

what kind of person do you think i am somebody who believes in cloning yeah she's saying that they should start growing she has a lot of tweets about how they should grow nipples on mice she's a genius celebrities okay this is nipples this is what she has to say about uh dr jill biden um don't mess with the women of america joe biden and donald trump are women of america learn to see them and free yourself from this absurd political theater. It is emancipatory, her project. Free the mind. Her clocking on Jill. She is just so mean.

Jill Biden's long, thick male neck. Long, thick male neck. she's just such a cunt sometimes like okay well go on we have more i mean because i don't want to repeat things that i've said in previous episodes but she is she but she is profound in that she shows the power of words to remake the world like the magic of the language just by calling that neck a long neck

that you would never notice it but suddenly you start looking at it differently she's right she lives in such a fascinating world like I kind of want to take a step into her shoes and look no yeah it would make things very she says very concise

very clear dog talking Sawyer which I think might maybe died recently ripped Todd Sawyer remember seeing a rip an RIP my dog and that's what it is it's all just like you know you know talking about someone's thick, ropey labia and then being

like, at the creek today with Hans Sawyer. Beautiful turns of phrase like that. That's all I got on Bevy. Hesse, you have anything else on Bevy? There's a funny thread here called Where's Waldo? And I guess Waldo is male celebrity's vaginas in

their waldo their camel toes oh i see so it's male celebrities yeah that she's calling her look at their pants and she will say that's obviously a vagina what is this one that you sent us of the beard costume oh ftm disguise yeah it's just a picture of glasses hair and a beard basically like a hipster like outfit and it says ftm disguise but this is all it takes for them to trick you this is all it takes for them to trick you. This is all it takes for them to trick you. But that's just a man disguise. Wouldn't that just be a man disguise? Like if someone put on... A fake beard. A fake beard, a wig, and those glasses.

It's funny that glasses are in there. I mean, you don't see a lot of women wearing those glasses. She's permanently aesthetically stuck in the 2010s, I feel like. Like, that's a kind of, that's the type of guy she sees around or saw around back then. Yeah, sure. Was like a hipster. She has a magic worldview. Yeah, it is hipster.

She really, the world is magic to her, though. Yeah. She is living, she is, like, she is magic. She's a genius there's no way around that there's no way around that guys you cannot argue see what you will about her you cannot say she's not a genius

you can't say she's wrong I think we can get to our next freak of the day our main point of focus here and that is of course Mr. Brian Johnson. If you haven't heard our first episode on Brian, I'd really recommend go listening to it.

But I'll assume most people have. Anyways, on that episode, which is maybe a year ago or something, I don't know. On that episode, we all reached a, what I thought would be final conclusion on brian we had a fully built out thesis in that episode that brian was the world's biggest egg um that he was a big big old trans woman yeah um and i don't know did we decide that i think i felt it was pretty conclusive i mean i was very excited not the world's biggest thing but it's very big definitely

we decided pretty decisively that I think that we all we all suspected that he was trans yeah and now that we've seen more of Brian's Brian's practice and his work

practice maybe time we revisit that find more evidence for Brian's practice and his work. His praxis. It's maybe time we revisit that, find more evidence for it. I don't know. What do you all think? I'm withdrawing that thesis. Yeah.

Like, I... First of all, two things. I think 100%, it's not maybe causal, but part of the zeitgeist around Brian Johnson at that time was definitely that this thesis that this is these are trans things that you're addressing like a weird i think a little bit of our fault certainly even if you never listened to the episode which i know he's very busy writing novels and uh stupid ass doesn't he doesn't respond to any of my emails by the way

he looked up our podcast and the first yeah in which i called him the world's biggest egg and yeah big old billionaire freak brian johnson not long after not long after he cut his hair he got um because i feel like there was a i feel like his behavior altered directly in response to that thesis. He started wearing button down shirts. He cut his hair short. And do you know what he did? I love button down shirts. I'll get him.

It's a fucking FTM disguise. Yes, yes, yes. He's wearing the FTM disguise. Yes, yes, yes. He's wearing the FTM disguise. No, he stopped doing all of his high-tech geared lady clothes. And he cut his hair, stopped doing French braid. And he did microblading on his eyebrows. He dyed the flesh of his eyebrows dark brown. And he started talking obsessively about how he has the

nighttime erections of an 18 year old boy. Have we not talked about, we haven't talked since nighttime erections. The nighttime erections, we touched on it briefly because he was just getting into that world but now he will not shut up about how he's using shockwave on his cock.

Shockwave cock, yeah. So he can have more boners than his son. Dr. Chris Injector Chris. Injector Chris I love Injector Chris. Wait I've been Injector Chris is another person I've been trying to interview later. I love Dr. Chris so much. Who's Dr. Chris?

Dr. Chris is the inventor of surgeries known as Holtox. Holtox is a huge major one. What is a Holtox guess whole talks boat it's simply botox for whole oh i see i see i see yeah you're gonna need to go to evan goldstein yeah okay um emergent board certified yeah don't let brian know about that he loves things that have not been certified experimental surgeries that have not been certified by any governing body

um dr chris also does um girth enlargement surgeries yeah where he'll just put a bunch of silicone in your cock and then it kind of ends up looking like a big salamander it does not look yeah it doesn't look normal in any way it's like it's like all wet and it's girth in a way in a manner of speaking yeah i should i should not shit talk people i'm trying to interview i should have learned my and i'm not sure talking to you dr chris i i'm a yeah legitimately very intrigued by your work i find it to be riveting and you make the penises look no they look beautiful i'm sorry they don't look like salamanders i'm salivating right now he's this is i mean this is a totally different topic

we gotta get back to brian johnson yeah yeah sorry dr chris will have porn stars in with who are very well endowed and then show video of him doing shockwave pulse light therapy on their cock to enhance their erections you see a big huge cock and this like uh shockwave pulse light therapy on their cock to enhance their erections you see a big huge cock and this like uh shockwave wow that must really like do the trick anyway brian johnson is uh uh is on that technology he's got his prostate vibrating saddle which is the same technology that does it's a symbiont it's a symb symbian that he sits on he's riding the symbian every night and it's like the nighttime erection thing i guess the way he tells it i can't even keep track of it anymore he said oh i just let it slip in one of my fucking endless uh publicity

profiles that he's arranged for himself and then it became a meme and now he has no choice but to every day talk about his nighttime erections talk about them in front of audiences of people who you'll never know i never know what they're thinking these gatherings oh you know because the other thing we don't have um we haven't talked about is don't die don't die yeah that was that was that was was again very shortly after our episode. I do just want to go back to what you were talking about earlier. His sartorial change was also

so I'm my new updated take on Brian is that I'm incredibly disappointed in you, Brian. You've let me down. You're no longer really that much interesting. When you used to look, when you used to wear like head to toe like house Lada rave gear when you look like trinity from the matrix and stand and stand in front of a giant refrigerator full of like cabbage like that was so cool and interesting to me yeah but

now the the don't die merch is so shitty and stupid and yeah it also looks bad it's just these black shirts they don't die but he printed don't die like one inch but below the collar so it doesn't even look well designed it's stupid but that's because all of his shirts have he has all these shirts and sweaters that have the words just wrong on them like in the wrong place like in the chocolate video which we'll get to he has a sweater that says earth on it but earth is like so askew that it's really distracting doesn't it look like it says it looks like it does kind of look like it says fart nobody fucking i i just i i want to agree with the disappointment the feeling of disappointment and like not not even i always thought that this was a horrible

menacing person but like i was i was at least fascinated by the idea of an egg willing to do everything but transition including uh yes build himself into a spaceship or freeze himself on ice but instead he settled for something so suburban and so boring which is like being a vitamin salesman having a multi-level marketing. Don't die, whatever. He has these gatherings of people. And obviously, the thing is, according to himself, he wants to live forever. Okay?

Yeah. We already know that the technology maybe for preserving the brain is not existing or they would have given it to Joe Biden. But he doesn't have the money. The most interesting thing about Brian Johnson is that he is a mid-tier, low-rent multimillionaire. Can't even afford... There was a video that I watched of him.

He was talking about his pool. And obviously, he's not going to go swimming in the pool. You don know what's in the pool chlorine is probably bad for you and if you don't have chlorine then there's other fucking shit that will kill you so he has this pool at this house and he goes uh yeah i was thinking of uh bill i was thinking of turning it into a garden so i could grow my own food but that's pretty expensive and i would rather do that when I buy my final destination, basically my upgraded home. So he doesn't have enough money to empty a pool. Is he broke? I thought Venmo brain tree.

Surely that must be. I don't think he has enough money to live forever. Well, yeah. Like whatever that might mean, going to Mars, doing whatever. So he's now what is he doing selling people vitamin and shit goddamn olive oil like an idiot my my theory is that he does he has enough money he could do the pool thing but because these guys are so frugal and like money is everything and he probably thinks about money the same way that he thinks about like his orthorexic ass like everything like it's calories in calories yeah like nutrition

like things and i think like the vitamins and shit and all that stuff is just a function of this what we we kind of talked about a little last time this thing of being like okay if i'm gonna do something it has to be monetized somehow because that's just like you know what you do like i can't do anything for myself it has to be you know because blueprint is the most like mono focused on one person thing. It's this thing that you can anyone can do, but all the doctors and all the scientists,

they all live in my house. You're not allowed to come and visit. But anyone can do it. It's so like... I think it's part of a greater general trend to looking inward. You know, I mean, of course, this happened for the vast majority of the public since forever, you know, whether it be spiritual practices, exercise, etc.

Normal people in this country have always or for quite a while have given up on some level of any hope of political change political change and have decided to you know look inward and that comes with whatever kind of various practices i think it's very depressing that even someone at in the one percent right a billionaire multi-millionaire this is the first time that they're starting to look inward and just be focused solely on optimizing themselves tweaking themselves making themselves lose forever. There is no grand gesture towards saving humanity, which is, of course, incredibly stupid, not going to happen at the means of like Elon Musk bringing us to Mars or whatever. But at least there is there is some grand vision there that at least justifies in some way in their own minds their wealth hoarding. Right.

justifies in some way in their own minds their wealth hoarding right uh for brian i think brian is maybe one of the more cynical billionaires we've seen because he is just like not a billionaire not a billionaire yeah one of the more yes one of the more like cynical snake oil salesmen wealthy people we've seen to kind of posit some kind of future which is is you know mars electronic electronic vehicles whatever it's not even that the future is brian not dying brian's staying alive forever not dying and maybe maybe you can you can do it yourself hospice care for until i'm 145 years old his brain like a pudding getting pulse light on his fucking face. Cooling. Like, it is.

It all reduces down. This is the thing that is crazy about him is that he is really so stupid. Like, even if you imagine that he achieved his goal, this would be a loss for humanity. If immortality was achieved and this was the brain and personality that got propagated forward into the future. Yeah. He is an idiot. It's unbelievable to me. It must have something to do with how to make millions and millions of dollars.

Like must require you to be an idiot in some way. He just had to go, gotta get up, gotta go to work. Like, cause he's, he's not, he's not smart at all.

And he's and he's not he's not smart at all and he's pretty more he's on all of these same parkinson's fucking dementia injectable brain medications and so the result is when he starts talking he it actually doesn't connect like the syntax of his language like doesn't match up and he starts talking sometimes about there was a video i think this was a year ago like back when we recorded yeah he did a tour of his home and his daily routine and then at the end of the video he sat down in his living room oh he's talking about a small ass living room and started talking about ai in the future the threat the threat of the future but it didn't make any sense it wasn't related to the movie at all and he was in his room talking about AI for so long that the sun set and the lighting got really scary. Lastest bedtime.

Lastest bedtime. Lastest bedtime. Oh, my God. I want to talk about the threat. It was so funny. It's only by doing better. It's like a weird. He always goes, it's because of this McDonald's.

Everywhere they drive, they can see a McDonald's and they have a starbucks and people are drinking their sweet drinks and he goes and it's always the same thing too he's like i was in bad shape i would eat five cookies at night i could not stop myself he had a granola bar before dinner so he has this cosmic apocalyptic thing but then all of his things are like there's McDonald's I want milkshakes milkshakes uncontrollably but we

never even did anything that fat it was like one it's like a taxi driver like someday someone's gonna wash all the filth off the street but he's just passing a McDonald's literally so we should we should talk about yeah sorry go ahead I think all

of this kind of ties into the most what I think is the most interesting development in recent Brian history which is his newest video testing out toxic so he clearly he clearly hired two are these last two are really old brian yeah he hired a team of people to be like hey you should do it so you're the team of people like that buzzfeed employees are like yeah yeah rich people hire their kids who

cry because they want to be famous on youtube yes and then people come and are like why don't you make a video about not going i don't know go to a supermarket test all the chocolate it sucks so much but it it really shows that he is such an empty shell of a person that he's just like not only does he not want to think have to think about like what he eats and not only does he not want to have to think about like what he like does most of the day but even his like hobbies and like every other minute has to be he's trying to get every moment of his life like maximized by someone else by like an external third party of because he has no wants no like hopes no desires except for like this weird fear of death that is but yes and combine with it a

weird wish to be a public figure yeah like to to me to be known it's like in theory if you wanted to if you wanted to live a healthy life mentally physically like wouldn't you just shut the doors to the world uh and do your thousand and just shut it all away but go wants to be go live in a fucking blue zone and get off YouTube I don't know what to tell you Brian as someone who would love to have a bunch of money to just focus

on my health optimization and not work I would love to have that lifestyle just move into the house from Ex Machina and dress like a robot and not have to worry about what these fucking idiots on the internet think about what I have to say. He loves the idiots talking about it.

He loves it, and he is someone who does not know the difference between good attention and bad attention at all, which is why every time, and unless someone calls him trans, unless someone calls him trans... Yeah, transphobe that's what he can't handle that's why he calls his olive oil

snake oil it's like a gesture to his haters and I was like all my haters think it's weird that I'm talking about my nighttime erections I'll talk about them more I had even more nighttime erections I got so hard last night he's not getting ahead he's not getting ahead of the narrative it's very childish you fucking faggots don't even know how hard I got so hard last night. He's not getting ahead. He's not getting ahead of the narrative. It's very childish.

You fucking faggots don't even know how hard I got last night. Six times. I wish. I wish. That would be funny. I wish it was like that. Yeah, that would be funny. There are four developments. There are four weird Brian things. In addition to nighttime erections and the don't die t-shirt, which will be

it's like you will die and then they will run that picture. You've basically Everyone everyone will die if you may they have a million pictures of you with the don't die shirt they could do a whole book of yeah in memorial yeah yeah uh but he that here's the four things that happened right to me in my timeline one yeah um is he went to a concert after his bedtime with his son he got permission from night

evening he said we're gonna be good but he rolled his ankle and he had to wear a booty I missed this he went to go see like a magic dragons or something with calvin probably

he wrote this thing about it he was like i yielded to the music against my better judgment and i was celebrating life and music and god lo and behold i rolled my ankle so he so um but fortunately he had videos in the backlog and you can now tell when the videos were made, because he got his teeth done, and they look absolutely awful. He got those big chiclet veneers. He got chiclet veneers, and they look really, really scary, like really bad. Like a pack of gum. Oh, my God. He's dying his hair.

He's got microblading, and he got veneers. He's not curing the teeth. He gave up on the teeth.eneers he's not curing the teeth he gave up on the teeth he gave up on the teeth he gave up on the teeth he gave up on the hair he's got a he's uh and so now he's got this big horrible smile but some of the videos like even the chocolate video and i went to the desert i or the weird remote island i got i got my dna edited on a remote island and then in parentheses to the desert or the weird remote island. I got my DNA edited on a remote island and then in parentheses it's like a Caroline Polachek song. It's so, actually it's more of like a

Lana album. It's a Fall Out Boy song. Did you watch the DNA remote island island video i did and it was the one the funniest thing about it to me is that um so he is going to um an island called prospera off the coast of honduras um and he's bond villain ass literally and to kind of and this is an island where he's like yeah there's a lot of genetic testing happening on this island and the history of the island

is really weird there named who's really to me but he they address it in the video that I this island named prosper they address its existence for like 10 seconds they're like yeah so the Honduras didn't you know the the

prosper was freed from the honduran government it's like okay wow like how many people did you kill on this island to make like a cairo tank factory or something that was the funniest part to me because they did a they did a newspaper like they start start with a montage. It's like five seconds of war. Yeah. There's like, on the mainland, many have died. I mean, it's the classic bad guy of history, Honduras, the big villain of all those famous conflicts. Yeah, they don't even have street names in the majority of Honduras.

I'm not even kidding. The real thing with this whole video is like, because actually what you're talking about is like a vlog style video or even like a vice style. It's like you're talking about like a style of thing where a professional idiot YouTuber would really milk like this is a weird remote island. It's just off the coast. It's like a war-torn whatever. And I'm scared and here I am. But the thing is that all of Brian's videos, including the blood swap that we talked about, the procedure itself lasts for basically five seconds and it's not cinematic in any way. Yeah.

But also, he can't fully dramatize the horrors or the weirdness of whatever he's doing because he thinks it's a good thing. Yeah. You'll get a gesture to weird remote island, war-torn secret facility. And because his brain synapses are just firing at random because of all these like yeah nothing connects nothing connects so you watch the video and you go that was it it was like what a title like what a title and then he goes there

he gets off the plane goes in gets, gets the procedure, then leaves! We'll see how it worked! All of his videos, they have to, like, 90% of the video takes place in his room at a Ramada inn. Wherever he's going. Yes. They were showing,

I don't know what the, it's some kind of growth hormone they were trying to give him, I have no idea but they were showing the animals who currently have it and it was a picture of like one of those really really muscular cows that they have

in like India I don't know if you've seen them it was like it was one of those cows that looked you could see every shred of muscle on it it was so fucking funny. And he's like, so when animals have this genetic mutation, they look like this. It was like slash cut to like the most muscular cow you've ever seen in your life. Brian's like, gimme, gimme.

Yeah, no, I know. And he got it. And then, yeah, he just flies back home. And he doesn't look like the ripped cow that he you know can i can i talk about my favorite thing that happened yeah the chocolate video absolutely yes well just first to say these are two very different styles these are two this yeah it's it's a new era this video because it's him just doing 16 year old trying to make it on youtube it's like yeah it's like an old Shane Dawson video, but like

very produced and very like it's like a bad Jeffree Star video, almost. Yeah, it's like I try on five different highlighters and see which one and the

impetus. Which chocolate will kill? Which grocery store chocolate's going to kill me? Yeah, which grocery store chocolate has the most heavy metals in it? And the second chocolate he tastes, there's a moment where he's reading the label, and he says, half of the funds go to...

go to saving the habitats of lemurs. He mispronounces lemurs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Lemurs in Madagascar. I can't read. go to saving the habitats of lemurs he mispronounces lemurs oh yeah yeah i remember that lemurs in madagascar can't read and you can see on his face that he is genuinely pissed off that these that this chocolate company is putting money away from the health of the chocolate away from his tummy yeah yeah towards these freak animals okay yeah you're gonna yeah he literally was like i don't know however you want don't know if i agree with that it's like what are you talking about he's he uh he it's a very strange the the um basically what he's doing

uh i mean this could be said of so many things but he's reading an ingredient list okay but he has them all of the chocolate bars under a wrapping bag like gift wrap so he'll whip it off in a big flourish and then he will he was like

I made special care not to eat as many calories today so that I can eat a little bit of chocolate. I got permission from Blueprint, Brian. I got... Yeah, he says that, doesn't he? And then he takes the most negligible little bite of chocolate. And it's not like he goes...

Why is he tasting it? I mean, the taste test would be part of it, right? But he's not tasting it. He goes... No, he's seeing a toxic... Kind of a chocolate flavor there. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of a taste like all the rest of them kind of tastes like chocolate and they're all pretty much the same uh chemically wise and the the real like beautiful moment of the video the

real gut punch of the video is when after he finishes the second chocolate bar and he's like hang on let me rearrange these in order of uh of uh you know healthiness and then he does that and then it's the cut back and you see that he is on like the second chocolate bar out of what seems like 80 that he's about to do this to and it's already felt like it's been two hours oh yeah oh my god yeah just watching him and you're you're there is your you are you are like hmm i wonder which top i mean i learned from the video the chocolates that i've been eating they are full of heavy metals yeah yeah like yeah um it is true but i was not i mean were you ultimately the reason this video is constructed the way it is, is to sell his cocoa powder, which he's always bragging about the fact they test it for heavy metals.

Was anybody tempted to buy this powder? Was anybody tempted to get the vitamins? I would 1000% go on Blueprint. I would love to go on Blueprint. Me too. I think it would be just a fun experiment. I'd give it a shot. I don't know how long I would last.

I would need to do it with friends so that we could all keep an eye on each other yes blueprint each other well each other's blueprints every once in a while metrics there's a there is there's a website there's a biomarker chart on blueprint.com i believe that's that's something he says in his um thank you for one million subscribers video he says well debut of teeth that's where he says in his Thank You For One Million Subscribers video. He says, He has, quote, the most known biomarkers in the world. Yes.

Which is a really fun accolade. Yeah. Yeah. No, I would do it. He's such a cool person. I would do it. I have... Do you guys have stacks?

Because Brian's always talking about my stack, my stack, my stack. What is a stack? Your vitamin routine. It's a vitamin routine. Does it come from coding language? That makes sense. Is that a coding thing?

Yeah. I don't have no stack. Because he's a coding guy, right? He was a coding guy? Oh, no. He's an entrepreneur. He's an idiot Mormon. He doesn't know what a computer is.

I don't know. I think he was buying patents and stuff like that I think he's on the yeah he's an enterprising Mormon idiot which is okay

another part of our previous episode was you know realizing that Brian was Mormon and wasn't really addressing that or talking about it he has since addressed it and it's clear that his um life growing up in rural utah was somewhat traumatic and he got even more traumatic when he went on a mission to ecuador and this is so something i realized here which has come come across as a bit of a smoking gun to me, if I'll be honest with you, is that he used to be he did a video where he was like, how has my face changed over 50 years? And he shows a bunch of pictures of himself growing up, pre-Brian, post-Brian, in his blueprint journey.

Brian in his blueprint journey and it's come to it's come to pass here is that he was a fat fuck he was a fat child he was a really he was a fat little kid yeah and then was a fat adult and no one has ever

not gotten over it as much as him exactly his inner fat kid is running the shit right now yeah and he got skinny when he went to Ecuador and got like a tapeworm or something and couldn't eat anything oh

and then and then made a bunch of money and brain tree and then his wife divorced him and sued him for like five billion dollars or whatever he did he addressed that in the video too that was very very hilarious there was divorced him and sued him for like five billion dollars or whatever he did he addressed that in a video too that was very very hilarious um there was a yeah yeah yeah he addressed the lawsuit um which is not from his wife because the big story was that brian brian was dating a girl uh a woman

and she got cancer and then he he ended the relationship. He was like, there's no room for this in the blueprint. But he says that that's all a malicious lie. And he reads from a... He's really in a button-down shirt on that one. His shirt is buttoned. There are a thousand buttons down the front of his shirt. He made a prepared statement there. That was around Christmas.

That was a beautiful Christmas present for the for the the first picture the main picture that comes up if you look him up on google is pre-blueprint and i bet he's really upset about that that's shocking that it's pre pre-brian you would think he would have lobbied for post-brian that could be evening brian i'm looking at oh my god you know the thing is i don't i don't think he'll ever get over himself i don't think like that early period i don't think he'll ever get over the period of being you know like overweight be a compulsive snacker but it's it's but the thing is that he goes he goes when he says i was on mission in latin america in ecuador and at that and that was when i decided that i want to do something to help humanity what he's saying is i got a tapeworm and i lost a lot of weight i got snatched from my

mom yeah and i counted down the days until i could do that again yeah and i wanted to come home and get some pussy for the first time in my life. Yeah, but that's my takeaway from more Brian viewing, is that he's not the biggest, the world's biggest egg.

He is just, in fact, one of the most traumatized fat kids. He wants to be a skinny little... I do still think there's part of. He wants to be a skinny little... I do still think there's part of him that wants to be a skinny little girl. There's some gender happening, for sure. A skinny little girl who wants to be on YouTube. I think the gender is less relevant,

but he probably thinks that girls have better biomarkers or some weird shit, and so he would justify it in that way or something. They do. Women do outlive men. That's maybe he because to me i think i think they're i think they're too because when you actually try and think about it like the rivalry with the teenage son talmadge the uh and you think about him being a sort of geeky like an overweight geek and like probably very socially maladroit and yeah and uh um what

what a lot of his behavior seems like to me as somebody who watched a lot of andrew huberman and a lot of like joe rogan a lot of these like youtube content basically i thought these are the coolest people ever in the entire world and i will I will rearrange my whole life to be just as cool as Andrew Huberman. But like all those people think he's a weird loser still. Like they still think of him as like a weird freak and they treat him like a circus clown and stuff. So the wound is still being, I think the wound is still there

because he's never going to be accepted by these people who he thinks of as the coolest kids around. Because on paper, paper billionaire health freak you know someone who's trying to have a media career well just a millionaire ben don't forget you sorry millionaire you would have you would have thought that he would have been someone who is on a joe rogan or huberman but he weirds them out and he weirds them out and i think it's yeah that makes sense he's only gone on i think i think he weirds them out because they there's because there is even

though i don't want to grant him like egg status there's something queer and gay yeah weird about him there's something like icky and gay and queer about him you know what i think? I think that he is trans in the sense that if he were to transition, he would cut out a lot of the health bullshit and he would be a lot happier in his life. I don't know if he would cut out the health bullshit, but I do think he would be happier. And it would take some of the pressure off. Is he making him more neurotic?

I don't see women anywhere in his life. And I think he would also, he would also become the worst person on the planet. If he were to transition. Yeah. That would, that woman would be, he would have to try to do a Blair white thing.

If that's what we're going. If he's just influenced by like YouTubers and trying to impress the cool, the cool YouTuber class. It might just have been a sheer act in the faith that he started watching huberman and not blair white i mean because if he had started watching blair white he yeah we could have had a whole different we could have had brianna we could have had brianna yeah we could oh my god brianna johnson yeah anti-trans activist brianna johnson would have been amazing people are killing themselves what if he was watching ContraPoints

he started doing videos dressed as a witch he has cat ears on oh god no I think that what he really wants to do I don't think he's interested in women at all even when he was dating that woman we can't sleep in the same bed. It'll ruin my sleep pattern.

His nighttime erections are like, it's like money in the bank that will never be spent. He'll never have sex ever again. It's too risky. He's not interested in women. I think what he's interested in is like remedying the fact that he was a fat loser when he was a kid and that he had no either female friends or male friends okay yeah and so that's why that's why the son that's where the son is really important because the son is like son can't be a fat loser this the son is uh is maybe a little bit more well adjusted and has a a young um friend group yeah yeah and and the the father can participate in that maybe yeah

vampirically yeah until he rolls his ankle at an imagine dragon show real interesting part exactly rolling his ankle and he was he at the was he is was he at brad summer no he was at imagine dragons i'm not i'm not granting him trans status anymore yeah i think it's a i think it's a weird boyhood thing and um yeah yeah and i don't find it i don't think it's that amazing i i don't think it's that amazing he really disappointed me i'm totally with you i've been very let down by brian he's got to focus on talmadge he's got a laser down Talmadge is 18 now is Talmadge going to school also Talmadge is he leaving the compound

Talmadge is in college Talmadge is in college because we got a call from someone who went to school with Talmadge and gave us a bunch of tea and then called back and was like actually please don't play this I don't want Talmadge to seek me out and know that I may be called into this

gay show. And I'm like, girl, Talmadge is not listening to our show. It's fine. Talmadge is not good. This would kill Talmadge. But I have no problem saying that, yes, he is at college. And yes, I also

do follow him on Instagram Instagram and he's fucking ripped he's huge he's getting huge at college which probably makes post Brian very very very happy and Brian sometimes goes to visit him at college

it's just it must be insane what a strange thing to know that guy yeah i've always everything everything little thing i've seen of him is it just has a weird blankness behind the eye like he's he's like on board for it but with this blankness in his eyes and then i i you don't know if he's so adherent to the protocol if he's so like committed to the discipline of the program with the blueprint protocol like is he going to commit that is he going to stay committed outside of that i think that's not a compound or is he going to start going to the cafeteria and eating well and when

he went to when he went to the more normal kids he's around he's the more normal he's going to become and the less he's gonna oh interesting You don't think he'll do a radical break and just be like I can see a crisis happening where Brian where Evening Brian takes the wheel and, you know Evening Calvin?

That's amazing! The son is possessed by Evening Brian. Yes, the son becomes Evening Brian It's like in Tale of Genji, the ghost Exactly! Takes over the sun. You're afraid. Starts shoving. Parents are afraid that children will turn into the worst aspects of themselves.

And I think when parents try too hard to make their children the best aspects of themselves, what usually happens? They get the exact opposite. They do the opposite. Yeah, they do the exact opposite. And I think Talmadge, now that he's been getting a little bit of freedom, freedom he's gonna have soda after 7 p.m yes that's exactly it and then he's and then two years later he's gonna be like doing drugs and then five years later i don't know come back to the blueprint yeah to return to the blueprint exactly it's like um rumspringa for the prodigal son rumspringa you will come

you will come back and and and just lay yourself on the table and get your um abs zapped and yeah just like oh my god what a fucking penis vibrated what a crazy what a crazy yeah shockwave yeah um i looked up his i looked up his net worth by the way do you want to yeah i have it oh i have one final thought about this i shouldn't even talk about it what is it I looked up his net worth, by the way. Do you want to do this? Oh, I have one final thought about this. I shouldn't even talk about it. What is it? $400 million.

$400 million. Chump change. Nothing. That's a lot. I don't think that's enough. That's enough to put a garden on your pool. For his lifestyle. You can't buy an island. You can't buy an island.

That's true. He could do his pool. He could put a guard in there like there's no reason he can't he's saving for the island he's saving for the spaceship he's saving for the 400 million you know that he looks in the bank and sees 400 million he goes oh god damn it why didn't I

wait a year to sell Braintree yeah no for sure and he's probably losing money on his Neuralink bullshit anyway he's so this is the thing you know 400 dollars in the bank i was just thinking about that is that this he has children right you know and the children are in the will but the father is to never die jefferson yeah oh my god he'll never be executed do you think evening talmadge is gonna have to kill him that's a beautiful that's a beautiful

idea for like i a beautiful scene kind of like uh uh real housewives of beverly hills there's a scene where yolanda hadid before she gets um surgery to remove her breast implants reads her final will and testament to her entire family before going for this very routine procedure yeah and um i'm picturing brian like very seriously confronting his children and being like you need to put me in your will because i am gonna love you yeah i've given you a lot and you will die you'll die because you eat the pudding he wouldn't say he wouldn't say it to Talmadge he wouldn't say it to Talmadge but he would sit

Jefferson's fat ass down and say because you're not on blueprint when you die Talmadge is never gonna die we're living forever you gotta put me and Talmadge in the will Jefferson

yeah and he has a daughter who I think refuses to be a part of his his weird schemes and without her he doesn't talk to him anymore

so beautiful of course none of this is of course none of this at all a part of his weird schemes. Without her, he doesn't talk to him anymore. So beautiful. Of course, none of this is, of course, none of this at all. All the women in his life gone. None of this is part of any creative, imaginative work that I'm doing at the moment. For legal reasons, it has absolutely no connection at all

to anything I might be working on at the moment. But it is dramatic very dramatic anyway he's pathetic he's pathetic ben i think that you said it very very best on your very first episode ever about him you just called him a freak and there's no better words and i haven't heard anybody use language that harsh and that simple and that descriptive he just is free he's a freak he's a freak there's no way around it there's no way around it but

Brian if you're listening you can disregard my emails because no I don't want to talk to him anymore I'm disappointed Brian stay away I'm done with your shit I'm disappointed in you I don't want to talk to you I don't want to corner you with gotchas such as why are you on estrogen how's

your estrogen feel I don't want I don't want to have that interview gotchas such as why are you on estrogen? How's your estrogen feel? I don't want to, I don't want it to have that interview with you anymore. Um, but I will be watching to see if, you know, you crash and burn how Talmadge does and, and everything else. So you roll another ankle.

We'll get together again. Yeah. Yeah. And break another. When you, when you break, break an ankle at the black keys concert with talmadge we'll love that video

but until then theta thanks for joining thank you so much it's always such a pleasure of course of course all right bye everyone bye everybody since my baby

said goodbye lord i don't know what i'll do Bye, everybody. I thought I would die. She knew me. She knew you. She's got that kind of love. But I love to hear when she calls me sweet. And that is such a beautiful thing. I think it's all over.