Seeking Derangements - SD 341 - The LesbiList Part 3

Episode Date: September 8, 2024

Happy Seeking Sunday! Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend can be, lesbians only coming in size XS or XL, and how to get gay guys into sports betting. Lesbians we love you!!!! Listen to Nate and Will's podcast A Closer Look here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4f8K43VPxVRjdQWHGT92FW Find info on Eephus here: https://www.filmlinc.org/nyff2024/films/eephus/ Intro & Outro/// 32 Flavors - Ani DiFranco

I'm ready to... I can open this up and I guess we'll let you know what the big surprise is. I assume Hasan may have told you. No. Perfect. Soundsessa may have told you. No. Perfect. Sounds amazing. Okay, sick. All right, well, I'm rolling.

All right. Welcome to Seeking Derangements, everyone. This is this week's free episode. We are with Nate and Will of A Closer Look Podcast. Go check them out. And reminded to find us on Patreon as well for bonus episodes. Guys, Hessa invited you on today for another list as she told me.

Eagle-eyed listeners will remember that you guys were, I think, maybe our first guests for the Gay List series we started. Yeah, first couple, definitely. And since then, I did discover another list on, I believe it was

Philadelphia Facebook where I found this list. It, um, I believe it was Philadelphia Facebook where I found this list. It is the, um. So it's gay guy Facebook, basically. No, well, no, this is straight people. It's more, it was black Facebook. Not gay guy Facebook. Okay.

Okay. Um, this is a separate list. Um, and it is the lesbian list, which has to just told me that you guys weren't aware that you're going to be speaking on lesbians that you guys weren't aware that you're going to be speaking on lesbians today. No. Yeah. You're going to be speaking.

They hate us. This is going to be really bad. Somehow, even though you guys don't have, you guys don't aren't live and don't have a phone, but you're going to be getting angry call-ins. Well, I will like,

I would like to say right now to the lesbian community listening um we didn't include any of you on this episode um and it's because we are targeting you personally and we think that your opinions are not valid and we do not want to platform them so we got two straight guys here in the room two straight men with mustaches. Jacks. Two bearded men. Two manly men here too. One is wearing a Bengals jersey. We know you hate that, lesbians. Well, some of them. Yeah, they might be mad they're not

in the Bengals jersey, some of them. They might be mad they're not on the Bengals. Exactly. I'm wearing a bowling shirt. They should love that. They love a bowling shirt. Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. They love a bowling shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. They love a bowling shirt. I mean, the quarterback for the Bengals is kind of looks like a lesbian. Joe.

Yeah. He looks like a wood. He looks like a wood elf. Yeah. He's just like perfect in every way. He is a beautiful. You said lesbians are your natural enemies. I'm curious what what your guys' experience with lesbians has been.

Do you know any lesbians perfectly? We have been met. Some, and we've been met with nothing but aggression and betrayal by them. Oh, yeah. I would say. Really? Really. They both just high-fived. They're the same room Really? Really. They both just high-fived.

They're in the same room for everyone at home. They just high-fived each other. Yeah, we're right next to each other. Actually, we're tickling our fingers. How did you come across these aggressive lesbians?

Lots of, you know, friends of people I've dated who are evil tricksters with an axe to grind, let's say. Okay, okay. And access to a variety of mind-altering chemicals that poison people and make them

very, very mean. I got just caught in the crossfire. I'm just standing there playing my banjo. Can you tell us more about what actually happened? I'm so curious. You got PCP. Can you tell us more about what actually happened? I'm so curious. You got PCP. You got dosed with PCP, Will, and you punched a lesbian in the face

is what I'm translating this as. I did, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then they told me after that it was just Gatorade. I was just punching lesbians. It was just Gatorade. They had never even implied it was PCP. You just said it.

Oh, no. cause it's a flavor you've never tried just handed me a drink yeah it was the white one it's like there's no white fruit it doesn't make sense

yeah and you freaked out and just oh yeah what are what are some other maybe less intense interactions you have with lesb uh the interactions with them are always

even from my experience incredibly intense i think that's the word i would use to describe almost every interaction i've had with them because they are incredibly um a lot of the times they're people who need to feel secure and safe, and when they don't, they will lash out. I've been lashed out by... Yeah, and we are two men with shark eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we are definitely not good at that. I'll close just this by saying that my ex had a best friend

who liked to send nine-paragraph emails. Yes, okay. Multiple, lots, lots of nine-paragraph emails. That's a paragraph emails. Yes. Okay. Multiple. Lots, lots of nine paragraph emails. That's a good sign. Yeah. Would you rather have... Would you rather have... It's called work, bitch. Would you rather have a... Would you rather have

a girlfriend with a bunch of gay friends or a girlfriend with a bunch of lesbian friends? I feel like I already know the answer here, but I'm curious. Because there's ups and downs to both. As a guy with a girlfriend with a bunch of gay friends, I feel like I already know the answer here, but I'm curious. Because there's ups and downs to both. As a guy with a girlfriend, with a bunch of gay friends, I love it. Yeah.

Going down with the gay guys. It's a total blast, so I will take that 10 times out of 10. Yeah. Some of my most prized... What about, and Nate's girlfriend is dating a gay guy. Period. Period.

Is she cheating on me? And Nate's girlfriend is dating a gay guy. Period. Period. Period. That's how much of an action. She's cheating on me? No. She's cheating on me with a gay guy? That's crazy. Yeah, well. Okay.

Oh, no. How's this? How's this? Would you rather have a girlfriend who's a lesbian woman or a girlfriend who's a gay man? Tard. rather have a girlfriend who's a lesbian woman or a girlfriend who's a gay man. It's hard. It's tougher. Oh, man. Spiritually,

you already chose the gay guy girlfriend. You're a gay man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It reminds me of stuff we do a lot. We're already kind of dating each other We already do that Yeah, you are holding hands

We are holding hands secretly under the table We are exchanging a lot of glances We are exchanging a lot of glances Winking Tugging at my collar Whispering into his ear Showing him the yellow handkerchief in your back pocket

prayed me around the apartment I'm dancing up to him I'm dancing up to him like cruising Pacino just like this one of you has the yellow handkerchief in the left back pocket one has it in the right back pocket I will say some of my most

prized relationships friendships are with straight men that i've met through their hag girlfriends and sometimes i'm like i'm closer i've become closer friends with the guy because you're the girl because you're a girl bond is stronger than straight boyfriend, gay friend. Oh, yeah. And I will sometimes, I will throw the girlfriend under the bus. I'm sorry. I will sometimes be like, she's being kind of a stupid. And you mean that literally.

She's being kind of a stupid bitch. Isn't she? It's the number one way to break the ice. I don't know how you do this. Do you just talk shit about the girlfriend? Yeah. Because we have nobody to talk shit with. Yeah.. You just talk shit about the girlfriend. Yeah. Because we have nobody to talk shit with. Yeah.

We can't talk shit with the girlfriend. And gay guys will talk shit about anyone to anyone. And so you guys are a gift. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. It's very fun.

It's very fun. Yeah, you guys are a port in a storm. You're like devious little two-faced snakes who will just gab for the fun of it, you know, really. But that being said, if any of my girlfriends are listening to this, I would never betray your trust. I will always tell you to leave that man. He doesn't deserve you, queen. And I believe that to my core. I will never not believe that.

But okay, so I guess we can say we're entering this pretty biasedly if we're going to be honest yes well i mean how biased what do you mean by biased because i would say i do hate my heart there we go yeah it's not even biased it's open squirting hate for Torx's community well no I think because I think that

you're gonna go in your your lesbian radar must be very fine-tuned to to suss them out and to know to avoid them

you know what I mean that's true so I would think I would think you'd actually be quite good at detecting them and and identifying them and neutralizing them like like when you're when you're hiking in Colorado and you're like aware of like bear droppings or you know yeah exactly exactly

we actually found we actually found a hive we found a hive recently where we we sort of came across it on a hike and basically there's this bar that opened up down the street from us and it is a it advertises itself as a sapphic queer themed

wine bar and I keep trying to trick Will into going there with me and he doesn't want to go. And I don't get it. It's called the Ruby Fruit. And it's on Sunset Boulevard in Silver Lake. And I want to go because I like wine.

And if a new wine bar opens in my neighborhood, I'm going to go check it out. I don't care what they're... And you want to bring Will because you know he's going to cause a scene He's going to do something crazy Last time I went there five minutes early I walked in two steps And I walked out

I was like walking up and he met me in the parking lot And he's like why I can't go in there Don't let me go in there Were they like eating box In there or what were they up to Yeah no it was a pussy eating contest well do you have anything we want to discuss before we get to the list Ben? I mean I just wanted to get our

you know do a bias check before we continue to trash on you know valuable members of our community but I'm happy to talk about whatever else. Is there anything happening in the world of lesbian pop culture wise?

The Chapel Rhone Who is? Her whole thing about In the world of lesbian pop culture wise. Emily Eilish. The Chapel Roan. Who is? Her whole thing about like I'm scared when my fans ask me for a photo. Isn't Taylor Swift a lesbian? That is so lesbian.

Yeah, Taylor Swift is secretly one. She keeps dropping hints to me. She keeps, I have a whole wall full of cryptic symbols and signs connected with red.

When Will watches Sunday Night Football, he points at the screen and he's like, that's more evidence. Every time he watches the football, he's like,

every time they show Taylor Swift, he's like, there it is. Yep. That's a strap on. Is she on Sunday Night Football? It's the hanging

in the back of the box. Yeah, she's dating Travis Kelsey so she goes to all the games. She's always breaking up with her boyfriends. No, for the Chiefs. And they show her on TV every time the Chiefs get a bullshit call that hands

them the game. She's always mainlining fucking tequila sodas that drunk bitch. mainlining fucking tequila sodas that drunk bitch maybe she's at the ruby at the ruby fruit yeah that's her secret

hideaway Taylor Swift definitely lesbian Ellen we know Ellen is one she's back with a new special what one she's back with a new special what? hold on what? keep your girlfriends inside

oh no do I just tried to slide into Ellen's DMs dude oh man I just worked up the courage fuck bro Ellen's back. Ellen's back.

She made a new stand-up special? Yeah. Yeah, she's making a new stand-up special. In all the promos, it says, quote, and yes, she's addressing that thing. Yeah, she's... And I don't know... She's talking...

All of the jokes are about how she threw a twink PA down the stairs for bringing her an iced coffee with too many ice cubes in it. Those are all of the jokes are about how she threw a twink PA down the stairs for bringing her an iced coffee with too many ice cubes in it. Those are all of the jokes. It's her angry resignation from stand-up. She's gonna be so you know she's gonna be seething in it and she's not. Yeah, cause she's

like, I've done, this is it. This is my last, I'm retreating from the public eye after yeah yeah yeah is exactly what I want to know I want to see the because like a lot of times when they film a Santa special they'll they'll shoot like four different nights and they'll stitch together the best moments

and if like like the comic has to do crowd work or a bit gets interrupted they'll cut that out I want to see the version of it that's only the parts that got cut so i can just see her going like baby jane on a bunch of different people in the front row just dragging them up by the up to the stage by their hair yeah just i want to see like doing the invasion of the body snatchers scream at people in the audience yeah just like they get dragged away her punting

a tiny lesbian into the crowd yeah it would be beautiful I love I watched the new Joe Rogan special and I can't imagine that there were any worse segments that they didn't use

I loved it I thought it was amazing I thought he was at the top of his game no you didn't yes I did I'll be honest. That they didn't use. I loved it. I thought it was amazing. I thought he was at the top of his game. No, you didn't. Hell yeah. You did not. Yes, I did. What if I did? No, I...

You're such a liar. I did not watch it. I did not watch it. You're just lying for no reason. I loved it. It is crazy. No, I know. We were very impressed when you said you watched it.

Don't worry. You got plenty of cred with us. There we go. Your girlfriends are fucking bitches, dude. You have to- Yeah! Yeah! They fucking suck! Yeah!

They're old and they never know where they wanna eat. But they complain about being hungry. Bro, they always turn down the Rogan. Yeah, dude. I hate when that happens. I really hate when- When those dumb bitches turn down the Rogan, dude. It's fucking horrible. I hate when I'm playing Joe Rogan through my

reggaeton speakers that have super high bass at three in the morning driving through a residential neighborhood and for some reason there's like a low hum under all of the voices behind his car. Yeah, and it's just It's completely guys behind his car it's actually quite fascinating if you think about it that you know quite intelligent you know

we don't know exactly we can get to the list what do you think I mean is there other I will say okay look lesbians listening out there we are I will just say at least for myself I set these guys up to say horrible things about your community I don't believe anything that was just said I set these guys up to say horrible things about your community.

I don't believe anything that was just said. I think you guys have a right to be sensitive and want to go save. I don't believe lesbians. I'm on your side. I was just kidding. Please don't get mad at me or Hessa. It's totally fine. Please just,

you know, calm down, calm down, ladies. Yeah. Bring it on to us. We ready oh yeah yeah go go to the reviews of a closer look on Spotify

no no hateful drivel anti-lesbian hateful drivel let's see the evil lesbians ruined our five star rating on Apple podcast and I will never forgive Nate we do think that they're the two one-star reviews

that we have. I'm so fucking mad about it. Don't do that, guys. We're just joking. Wait, I think we're getting... We're getting a call from Charles Barkley right now. Oh, my God, what the fuck? Oh, no.

Look at that. Wait, Charles Barkley. No, I'm kidding. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You have to call Phoenix Suns Director of Player Person, Horst Ingeborgson, who's Swedish, but happens to sound exactly like Charles Barkley. He's the only person.

I don't have Charles. I have that guy's phone number. I don't have Charles Barkley's phone number. Yeah, we can't talk to Charles Barkley. It's too much. No, you can talk to horst and geborso from the phoenix suns director of personnel okay we'll talk to horst we'll talk to horst later maybe we'll get some maybe he'll want to call it yeah i wonder what horst thinks about lesbians

yeah he might want to call in and deliver a verdict on on one of these you know um money mcmillian we'll keep the lines open for them if they have an opinion on any of these yes yes um okay let's see here um these two are both interesting ones so 17 here is this is all the same setup as last time boys if if your girl's doing this she might be a flaming dyke um 17 is if your favorite power ranger was not pink This isn't easy. I mean like come on. This one isn't that I'll be honest yeah, that's I mean feel like if you have a

favorite Power Ranger the developmentally disabled you You can't consent You that's not... That's someone with, like, a Forrest Gump brain. That's a simpleton. Yeah, if you wear Red Power Rangers underwear under your underwear today from your childhood because they broke and your nuts are hanging out,

so you can't use these real underwear, you're a freak. Good morning, I would like to flirt with you by asking you your favorite Power Ranger. Mine is the red one. What is yours? No, it wasn't. Wrong.

No, everyone does it. This seems like an easy verdict for me. What was everyone's favorite Power Ranger? I never watched it. I didn't watch it. Because I was gay. It was too violent for me it was a boy show yeah I really I would think I like the Red Ranger the Red Ranger was the one where

all of the actors that played him died yeah there was like a curse on the Red Ranger suit so much every every single one of the like people that played the Red Ranger ended up like dying while holding up a liquor store. Their lives, all the other Rangers had normal lives, but everyone that played the Red Ranger, I guess because it's the main one, and the spotlight's too bright. What the hell? That's why I like watching old black and white movies,

because I can be like, all you pussies are dead right now. Yeah, true. None of you will fight me. Power Rangers, famously black and white. Yeah. Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart is the black ranger and the white ranger

and the three gray rangers. There had to be text on the screen over all of them at all times indicating which color which one was when the original Power Rangers show because it was black and white. Period. My favorite Power Ranger

My favorite Power Ranger is none of them but it is creator and uh la area philanthropist haim saban who is uh well do you know haim saban is no i do not okay he's one of the guess what he's a philanthropist by the name pretty interested in a certain type of philanthropy i'm sure hamsaban is like the richest israeli of all time oh god he invented power rangers that's so funny so he's my favorite that's one for them one for them yeah that's true you can't say you can't say they haven't produced any great art or any good media. And Hamas invented the Megazords. They invented the villains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's true. Hamas have Digimon.

You know how Hamas democratically elected Rita Repulsa? Yes. Is that the villain? I think so. Yeah, yeah. It's that lady. Yeah. Okay, beautiful. There was a really loud yelling lady that was the enemy of the power.

Okay, so the lesbians love Rita Repulsa. They, that's, beautiful. There was a really loud yelling lady that was the enemy of the power. Okay, so the lesbians, the lesbians love Rita Repulsa. They, that's, yeah. They love, I mean, that's their girl. Google Rita Repulsa right now. Is she lesbian coded? The name Rita is already giving extremely big dike to it. She's a ripping American spirit.

Blacks. Oh my God, yes. She is a lesbian. Look up Rita Repulsa and see what i'm see what i'm talking there's an article there's an article here that says rita repulsa's war with the power rangers explained this is a carpet muncher this is a carpet muncher if i've ever seen one before my god yeah that's beautiful the baggy dress dress, the staff, the hair. It's very like power lesbian for sure.

Yeah, I saw her with Taylor Swift at Chiefs Lions. During week seven. Amazing. All right. So the next one here is also related. And it's funny because Mojo Jojo has always seemed like a flaming faggot to me but the next these are these all cartoon section there was probably some discourse happening at this time about lesbians of what kind of cartoons they

like this children or something but yeah next one is if buttercup was your favorite powerpuff girl which I feel like if you're a lesbian You'd love all of them Because they're so like Blossom would be Was Buttercup the green one? I think Buttercup was the yellow one Buttercup's the green one

There's no yellow one There's like a goth one There's like a Latina goth one That's Buttercup Period I don't have any Yeah, there's like a goth one. There's like a Latina goth one. That's Buttercup. I think that's Buttercup, yeah. Period. Yeah. But I don't have any favorite Powerpuff Girls.

Bubbles is the cute one that's blue. Okay, that makes sense, though, because Buttercup seems like the most masc. Definitely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I can't comment on this because every time the Powerpuff girls would come

on i would i would go to my grandparents house to watch cable because i didn't have cable as a kid because i was we were a pbs household and a history documentary household okay but when i could watch cartoons i go to my grandparents house and watch for nine hours and every time the powerpuff girls come on i would run out of the room down the stairs. Because your friend would talk to you? Yes, and I was like, call me back when SpongeBob is on. I'm going to get cooties. So I can watch my guy shows. I loved Powerpuff Girls.

I loved that. I loved Totally Spies, too. That was one of my favorite shows. I remember that show. When Jerry would send them on missions, you know. I remember Powerpuff Girls. I liked that show. Yeah.

Mojo Jojo jojo though right he's to me like one of the canonical gay villains of like my childhood like of course every disney villain but mojo jojo don't forget he was the him the yes the lobster guy right he was yeah the trans well the character's name is him so the pronouns are yeah that's an israeli name it's yeah don't worry about it um okay we can get into some real territory here now that we're out of the cartoon ghetto of this list. 19 is chest piece tattoo. Have a chest piece tattoo. Okay, what's that? Is that like a tattoo on your chest?

Yeah, like a chest piece. Like a big one? I imagine big one just because chest is, you know, it's full chest. And piece is not like just a little. It's like, you know, it's full chest. And piece is not like just a little... It's like, you know, a landscape. It's gotta be shaped like a suit of armor. You know what I mean?

It's gotta go all the way around the tit and the stomach as well. Yeah. How big does it have to be? If the tits are the eyes. It's buttercup. It's a buttercup chest piece. It's Rita Repulsa.

She's got a full body tattoo. Yeah. With a tear. With four tear drops. Big rows of teeth on either side of the belly button. And then like a chin right on the sort of start of the waist. If your girl doesn't have all the Lord of the Rings characters

smoking weed on her chest, she's gay as hell. That's true. Wait, doesn't or does? I don't know, man. She is gay if she has that. She's a fucking bitch. She'll only date me with full chest tattoos of Lord of the Rings.

Look at him, dude, pointing immediately. You're immediately throwing me under the bus. You're a bitch, dude. Dude, you only immediately throwing me under the bus you're a bitch dude you only ever throw me under the bus you've never let me get on a bus this is actually such a lesbian fight you can afford it broke ass this is yeah about who's such a lesbian who's scapegoated more often it's such a lesbian fight yeah you're a scapegoat in the world we're getting more lesbian i'm gonna hit you with this coffee glass over the head. You could hit the broad side of a barn, pal.

Do any of your girlfriends or any of them hitting any of these notes? No. No. They're in the clear. Well, it depends on where you draw the line at chest. it depends on where you draw the line at chest

so where you draw the line i think i think the crucial so under boob is really straight girl to me like having a feather under okay then yeah like rihanna like under boob tattoo that is very just like classic straight girl yeah chest piece me, I am literally imagining like above the nipple, you know, on the tits, in between the tits. Oh, sure. And maybe on the side of the tits. Yeah. And yeah, it's like an alien eating a slice of pizza

or something crazy like that, you know. I am 15 for 15 on dating women with under boob tattoos. It's like on the first date like I scan under there like it's a barcode at the grocery store it's like it's always a barcode

or like cowboy boots under the boob I think it's like a really common one that I've seen on like girlfriends of mine just like cute little things under their boobs you know that's very straight girl to me but okay I think is like a really common one that I've seen on like girlfriends of mine. Just like cute little things under their boobs, you know. That's very straight girl to me. Yeah. But, okay, I think we all agree here that a chest piece is incredibly... Like a fleur de lis.

Yeah. Yeah. If you had to get a chest piece... That's like real night shit. That's awesome. I'm picturing that because it could curl around the boobs on both sides. On top and bottom.

That's actually sick as hell. That would be really cool. It's like a gendarme. If you want to go fight for the French Empire. Very cool. Damn, where this hoe at? If you're out there, let us know. 20 Oh, 20 here is Damn, where this hoe at? If you're out there, let us know. 20.

Oh, 20 here is if you're over 5'8". Okay. Interesting. Will's in trouble. I'm in trouble. Interesting. I got a tall-ass girlfriend. Will's always buying magic beans.

Yeah, dude. I don't call me at the bean store, dude. Yeah, dude. Buying them at the farmer's market. Will's dating four women beans Yeah dude Yeah dude Buying them at the farmer's market Well Will you're pretty tall too Yeah I'm over and tall as hell How tall are you? Yeah so it works it's fine it's not a problem

I'm like 6'1 and she's like 5'10 So we make it work Well if you're both tall What are you fucking shaking your head at buddy Buddy I will fucking annihilate you. You're 5'8". You're 5'8". You short piece of shit.

Oh my God, dude. You're both 5'. I'm going to fucking... Fine, I'm 5'8", but you're coming down with me. All right, we're both 5'8". God, dude, you're fucking done. I'm going to put you in the fucking laundry machine, you fucking munchkin. Oh, I like that too much.

I will say, I think 5'8 is a funny one to drop here because that is the classic gay male height. I'm 5'8. Every other gay guy I know is literally 5'8. I don't know what it is. There's some... What happens when a tall one shows up?

They don't last long. Everyone loves them. They do not last long. They chop him down. They cut him down to size. We cut him. Do not last long. They chop him down. You're like, or a cut. They cut him down to size. We cut him down to size.

I mean, it is, being, being on either end of the 5'8", you know, kind of mass, yeah,

is a huge asset being a gay man because it makes, it just sets you apart from the, the, the median. median yeah so like i if i if i was like five five i would be drowning a dick if i was like it's 5 11 which sounds

disgusting it would probably smell terrible it would be so sweaty but just i imagine like you're in like some sort of like seaweed like that's's like really, really tall. You're just kind of like grasping. I imagine you're in like a submarine and you're like, it's constantly rising. It's rising and they're flying in through a breach in the hull. Oh, it's like the birds. It's like the end of the birds.

Yeah. The dicks. Sorry, that's how we have sex. It's not very funny to me, but I understand if you guys think it's hilarious, it's how we have sex. It's not very funny to me, but I understand if you guys think it's hilarious. It's okay. But yeah, no, 5'8". The thing is, there's so many lesbians who are like teeny tiny, like petite lesbians.

And then there is the classic like WNBA butch like kind of Amazonian lesbian so I don't know it kind of I get what they're trying to say here it's kind of the same thing as um as a gay man

you know cause it's like there's the one median and then on either side I guess the opposite there's no median for lesbians they're on either side. I guess the opposite. It's the opposite. There's no median for lesbians. They're all either tiny or they're all either hulkish, you know? Yeah, like PJ Harvey is tiny.

Yeah, none of them are 5'8". Exactly. Which is like... Yeah. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like 5'8 is the height that they're trying to make us all be. With the seed oils they're feeding us. Once they're done... There's no 5'8 is the height that they're trying to make us all be. With the seed oils they're feeding us.

Once they're done putting chemicals in our food, they're going to make all of us trend towards being 5'8. It's the gay height. They're trying to make everyone gay. That's what the seed oils are for. That's exactly right. We're on to you guys. We're on to you. That's not going to work.

I'm Saban. You won't get past this now. Period. All right. We can say we'll throw that one out because it's stupid. It makes no sense. 21. If your girl eats Captain Crunch. She might be gay.

Okay. I totally understand this one. That is a food for boys. It's a food for teenage boys. If I imagine a woman eating a bowl of captain crunch she is man spreading on the couch in a wife beater and plaid boxers and she's like grumbling she's like such a stud if she's eating captain crunch okay give give her my number first of all yeah that's like my dream woman huge dyke That sounds like my dream woman.

She's a huge dyke. Yeah. I think if she's eating breakfast cereals, she's wearing a big-ass white t-shirt, nothing else. It's a Budweiser commercial. She's going to sit down on the couch with me and we'll be like, you want some cereal and a beer?

And I'll be like, damn, yeah. And then I turn to the camera and wink. So this is a Budweiser commercial and her pussy's just out in this commercial because she's not wearing anything else. This is more of a Nate sexual fantasy. She's walking so you can't see it. The shirt goes well below.

This Budweiser commercial where my mom's yelling at me and she's 90 feet tall. That's yours, dude. Will you shut up? My mom's regular height in my dreams, okay? No, it's her... The shirt is long,

her pussy's not out, and then she sits down so you can't see it. Okay, okay. And then she's... And then it's all very much like, ooh, let's play Xbox

while you drink a beer and eat cereal let's play Kane and Lynch 2 dog days co-op yeah I think this is more hot than anything you're making the case for eating cereal being straight of a woman because she gives you the cereal

because it's Budweiser commercial it's tomboyish though you're saying it's tomboyish but still for the man's point of view it's tomboyish. But it's still for the advanced point of view. It's like, you know. But Captain Crunch specifically. Captain Crunch specifically is so like seven year old boy

that I can't really see. I kind of want some now. The more that we talk about Captain Crunch, the more I want to eat some. I don't know if that's a good body or gums. You're going to get shredded. Those things are such pain on the roof of your mouth. Yeah. It's like eating little liquor baskets.

They're horrible. I hate them. I think my mouth didn't hurt at all eating them. I think you guys might have mouth problems. Yeah, it sounds like you're eating them wrong. Oh, yeah. I pack them in like zins. Is that the problem? You crush them with your cheek while they're in your gum.

I hit myself when I eat breakfast. That's how lesbians eat Captain Crunch. They masticate it with their cheek. You put them in like a zin. Hey, babe, come over here. I have to finish my breakfast. All right, on three. Okay, I think we can make a ruling here that it's it's more lesbian than not lesbian tea Captain Crunch sure yeah okay I'm especially if you eat it

like a sin yeah well that one there's just you're just done for there it's not even yeah yeah my corner store ran out of Goods In, so now they just have these European ones. And the only flavor they have is lemon and it tastes like Suboxone. It's the most disgusting thing

Wait, aren't those also like... Oh, are those like those big spongy ones? Yeah, they're spongy. Don't they have like a higher nicotine content too because they're European? Right?

No, they don't. They say they do on the package, but from using them, they don't. They say they do on the package, but from using them, they do not. They definitely do not. Yeah, my friend will get like 16 milligram ones. That's insane. Yeah.

From Europe. Jen has 22 milligram ones. I'm like, I think that's a lethal dose of nicotine. It's bonkers. It's so crazy. That's just chewing on a cigarette at that point. Sure. I think I honestly on a cigarette at that point Surely That's just like breaking a cigarette in half

I'm gonna look up lethal dose of nicotine I think it's like 50 or something Is it 20? I think it's like 50 I think it's like 27 or something It's so crazy to have that amount I don't know about you guys I usually don't smoke

But once I start drinking then I start smoking And I'm like I had that pack of zins with it. I don't know about you guys. I usually don't smoke, but once I start drinking, then I start smoking. I had that pack of Zins with me when I was drinking. I would just pop them without thinking and then probably die. If you have 25, 27 milligrams of nicotine, you die? I think it's 50.

Is that what I'm hearing? I think it's 50 so we're talking about zins that are dosed at 22 per serving so if you milligrams is lethal like six is regular and if you put 10 of those in your mouth you would die i don't know if that's right oh it says in a dose of 50 milligrams per kilogram. The hell? Oh, so you have to have so much. I'm out of my depth. No, no, no, no.

I got this. I'm kind of a goodwill hunting type of guy. Give me a second. It's like a million. It's goodwill hunting. Okay. So that's... It says on the whiteboard of like Bunker Hill Community College, like was the lethal dose

of Zins. It's good for my friend. How many cigarettes can you smoke at once? It is. All right. I think that means you can have, assuming one Zin is six milligrams, that you can have 10 per kilogram.

You can have have as a 165 pound man you can have 5 or 600 zins before you die and that's perfect math is that at once or is that pounding I think it would be I've had I have gotten nicotine

poisoning like several times before not just from Zins, but from like, um, it's so easy to get it. Like I, um, there was one time where I did mushrooms and I, in my old apartment, when I first moved to New York, I could smoke out the window and I smoked like three packs of cigarettes in like a three hour period. And I literally, I, I stood up and i just blacked out and hit the floor like a ton of bricks and i just couldn't move it got so yeah it was it was bad it's because

i was on mushrooms and i just didn't i just didn't notice that i was smoking so much that makes that makes sense though it's it's rare that you can enjoy the thrilling allure of inside six i mean there's a few things more special than that. I don't do it anymore. We used to do Sig in the crib Fridays. Yeah, Sig in the crib Fridays. And there was four of us and one of my friends hated it. And we just made him leave every Friday.

Get the fuck out of here, dude. One of my college friends stayed with another one of my college, stayed like at my other college friend's place while he was out of town for like four days and then when he came back he's like yup sorry I did inside cigs in your room every night for four nights. Oh my god. In your room specifically. That's so cool.

Sounds like a nightmare scenario. It's a bunch of meds smoking cigarettes. Oh yeah they were not nice people. They deserve that. Smoking a cigar. Do cigar Fridays. Oh good cigar Do Cigar Fridays Cigar Sundays Should we do another one? What do you guys think?

Next one here Zins are lesbian I think too It's so hard to lesbians Because there is the like Wooden pipe like flaneur lesbian Like No there are no wooden pipe like flaneur lesbian like no there are no wooden pipe lesbians wait there are?

there are so many there's a J.R.R. Tolkien lesbian yes there are I've seen them Winston Churchill lesbians Big nerdy big nerdy lesbians who love sci-fi who will like smoke out of a wooden pipe they're like ste nerdy lesbians who love sci-fi who will like

smoke out of a wooden pipe. They're like steampunk lesbians. I've seen them. I've known these people growing up. They exist and do not erase them. That's so cool.

Yeah, they're really cool. Where do they live? They live in the Midwest. I don't know the number. I'm not conducting a census on these people, but I'm telling you it is a defined type of lesbian

that I have encountered. They're itinerant wanderers they live in the woods. Exactly. Exactly. They travel from bramble to bramble. Yeah. They do the Tom Bombadil thing where they fart and float a little bit above the ground and then laugh. But then there's like I don't know a lot of lesbians

will. It's hard like because i think like the more professorial lesbian i think the the equivalent of like the male the man who smokes is like a professor type lesbian who wears all black has like a shaved head has transition lenses and is like a literature professor she's's smoking cigarettes. Yeah, she's smoking cigarettes big time. I know like three of those. On the long stick. And I'm in her DMs, dude. Period.

Will's trying to Captain Sabo. Get her. Just tell her you have BPD. She'll take an interest in you. Twenty-two here is eating steak again a little cartoonish but

can you say no? when you say a little cartoonish you're picturing a steak with like a big with one of those like circular bones in the middle yes exactly and I'm imagining a lesbian putting an entire

cow into her mouth and taking out the the a clean skeleton um yeah kind of thing okay I'm picturing like what the dog from humming Jerry would eat I'm picturing I'm picturing salt bae and and just a table of lesbians

he's salting them like gigantic steaks it's bigger than the plate. And they're hissing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he puts too much salt on the table and they start melting. It's like those sea creatures that look like pussies

and you put salt on them and then they explode. You know what I mean? No, I've never... i mean no i've never where do you have the exact deep sea creature that looks exactly like a vagina that dies when it gets salted is that what you're saying it no it's already already dead. I think it's already... It's like something like... And you're mad at me because I said lesbians smoke wooden pipes. You said that couldn't possibly

exist. I think if I'm hearing you correctly, you said that when you put salt on it, it comes, is what I heard. And it explodes or something. Yeah, it puffs out. What do you mean, ew? I'm not being disgusting. I'm just saying what you're thinking. bloats or something. What do you mean ew? What do you mean ew?

I'm not being disgusting. I'm just saying what you're thinking. And what we all want to see. We all want to see that. What are they called? I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. See creature. Google search.

See creature vagina. Yeah, I would love to see how it says google search I imagine it's a lot of things a lot of that okay oh a yes oh wait no this is a weird what the fuck is this a twin sailed scalp is the largest

known twin sailed salp A twin-sailed scalp Is the largest known Oh, twin-sailed salp And this is like a scary looking thing Salp? This is not what I was thinking of Salp? S-A-L-P? Yeah

This is a scary thing Sounds like a slur for a lesbian These fucking salps These are scary looking It's called a vetis vagina This is not what I was looking for Vul's called a vetis vagina this is not what I was looking for vulva clam a vetis vagina

I'm looking at a vulva clam period no way wow this is awesome so is this real or is this a oh Jesus Christ okay there we go that is

these all look like sculptures to me on Etsy so is this real or is this a oh jesus christ okay there we go that is these all look like sculptures to me on etsy i'm trying to find a real one it's like those things this is like that's like yeah i ball like that like sort of tube of ooze you would get as a kid and then you just squeeze it a bunch is that a real thing or is this something people make this looks like something lesbians are probably making and selling on etsy this looks like lesbian art to me but i think they must exist in nature i think this is what happens to water bottles after 70 000 years the uh the thingy vagina the twin sailed salped salp. Yeah, definitely.

That's like, my brother used to have a water bottle that he would spit into for years, and he just kept it in his closet to get me to gross me out. Guys love having a deep, dark secret. That is kind of genius.

It worked. It was disgusting. You're just at the mall. You're like, nobody knows about my bottle, dude. No one knows about my evil job that I've been busting in and keeping under the bed. Lesbians would hate this. Lesbians hate one simple trick. Your spit bottle.

I don't know if I've told this on the pod before, but Nate and Willie would really like this. My brother one time in high school, he was like, handed me like the new Lil Wayne album. And he was like, open it up. Look, look who signed it. And I opened it up and there was a signature for Randy Jackson inside.

Whoa. And I was like, why did you get him to sign this? And he was like, I saw him at the mall. I'm like, you didn't get him to sign this. And then he's like, look up his signature right now. And I was like, why did you get him to sign this? And he was like, I saw him at the mall. I'm like, you didn't get him to sign this. And then he's like, look up his signature right now. And I looked it up and it was exactly the same signature.

And I was like, wow, that's so weird. And he was like, you fucking idiot. Nice. I was like, why would you lie about that? He got you. He got your stupid ass. He's like, I signed it. That's me signing it.

He got your stupid ass. And as he walks away, the end credits music of Ocean's Eleven starts playing. Another master heist from the Forger. Yes, exactly. All right, let's do it. That's so cool. Let's do another one here. Do you guys sports bet?

You seem to use sports bet to me. Of course. Nate does big time. Yes, I do. Only on NASCAR, though. Is it a problem for you? No, I'm very good Don't ask my girlfriend

It's not a problem Don't ask my girlfriend It's fine Okay so this is This has been a big problem With the men I was talking about earlier Like all the straight guys I'm friends with

Who I met through their girlfriends This is kind of when I throw The girl under the bus And I'm like Your sports betting is not a problem She's literally mad about something else. Like I've seen that. My system works.

But it does seem to be a huge problem for a certain demographic. Yeah. Well, you know, if you don't have a system, then yeah, it's a problem. As long as you have a system, you're fine. I've dealt with. Yeah. You've dealt with gambling lesbians? No, no no i've dealt with the opposite i yeah you imagine the money no yeah my bookie is uh who she is cookie cookie the bookie i'm just i just imagine a gambling den full of lesbians and like

i feel like they'd pull it put a gun to your head immediately if you didn't pay them. You could not have outstanding debts with them at all. And they're doing inside cigs for sure. They're doing inside cigs. They are not being nice. No. That is... I have dealt with the

doleful looks of a million straight women. I mean a million. So that is an absolute 100% true that they don't like it. The straights do not like it. They don't just do inside cigs. They do, they throw a blanket over their head and smoke a cig under

the blanket. They smoke a whole pack. They're shamed from good. They do inside Tom Bombadil pipe. Re-sports betting. I know, Nate, you sports bet a lot. How much have you lost?

Would you feel comfortable sharing how much you've lost before? I've made $2,000. You've never lost? Well, obviously I've lost, but lifetime I've lost. Yeah, you're $2,000 up, like I'm wondering what the biggest amount you've lost I understand you're winning I know you're winning I know you're winning big and you'll always keep winning but I'm just wondering

it's testy it's a sore subject I mean I've lost like you know 200 200 something in a day but it's like That's not bad

I was like I barely had a job at the time Like I needed to make money You know I was basically unemployed I That was my income source I had to take that risk

Women love a man who makes $2,000 every four years It's a It's a small tidy It's like having a savings account it appreciates like a couple hundred bucks a year and and and you're good you're good sometimes you lose two hundred dollars in a week there's nothing wrong with that one time in poker i lost three hundred dollars in the first 10 minutes that i sat down and that and and that was okay

because i was a learning experience and it was making me better at poker there's nothing wrong that's what they told you and the people taking the money from you know keep playing it's the And that was okay because I was a learning experience and it was making me better at poker. There's nothing wrong with gambling. That's what they told you and the people were taking the money from you. No, keep playing. It's a learning experience. They're like, dude, you're a great student. Yeah, dude, you're never going to get it in this bag again. You're never going to fuck up like this again.

People use their thousands for education like this. Yeah. Exactly, exactly. This is basically as much per minute as a college course. And what did you learn? You learned not to go all in in that spot. Because you're never good. Will understands.

I'm leaving you hanging out to dry on this one. Why are you doing that? I can sit here. I'm staring at you. I'm giving you fucking nothing, pal. Why? This is so cruel. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude, you don't mess with the fucking nothing, pal. Why? This is so cruel. Yeah, dude.

You don't mess with the Viper, pal. Are you mad that I called you 5'8"? Yeah, I am incredibly mad about it. What? We're having a good time. I don't care that you're 5'8". It's not a big deal. I'm tall as shit.

I'll kill you, man. All right. All right. I think there's, like... Sports betting is great, but... Yeah. There's a gay version of it that I picked up on. I have a lot of my gay friends who are doing, like,

what's essentially sports betting for, like, cultural events. Penis betting. Like, they're literally betting on, like, real housewife outcomes. A friend of mine made... Really? You can do that. A friend of mine made. You can do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's crazy. And I kind of want to get into it. And the other, it's a great idea because you can actually get a really good edge on the house. If you've ever thought about gambling on pop culture, it's like you, you know,

so much more about what's going on in pop culture than a, than a bookie in Costa Rica that sets these lines online. You got this guy. You can run rings around this guy. It's the number one edge that you have. If you have a hunch on what's going to win the Oscar five months in advance, take all of your money out of your

checking account. You should put it in there. It is one of the best investments you can make. The only bet I've made recently in the past few years, was I put $20 on women talking winning best picture. Just because if it won, I would have won like two grand. I would have won so much money.

Yeah, sometimes you got to take a big swing. You have to. You have to hit the long shots. I kind of want to get into it. I think I could be good at it. Yeah. But then I would be the gay version of the boyfriend who

won't put his phone down at the family dinner because he sports betting and I would flip the table because Ramona wasn't blackout drunk at the reunion. I would have a meltdown and drive off a cliff because someone didn't dye her hair black

by September. You're trying to live bet an episode of Real Housewives that you don't know is a rerun. You're like, oh fuck it was season five. I would absolutely freak out. The evil bookie who's not telling you is like,

no, this was a sure thing, man. I don't know what happened that meredith quit xanax and she's not gonna fall down a flight of stairs in season seven yeah i'm gonna kill myself i guess she's never going to rehab what do you mean yeah yeah yeah she's not gonna spend 10 collective hours in the bathtub in season six no way yeah yeah yeah like babe i babe i really can't talk right now uh ramona did not sell her purse collection i really really can't talk right now i need to be in utter silence listen i'm telling you it's a sure thing you take the under five and a half on drinks this dinner she's good or she's sober it's gonna keep this keep this time. It won't spiral out of control.

Under five and a half drinks. Trust me. Okay, let's do one more. What do you guys think? Yeah. We good? Hell yeah. This is another eating one.

24 is eating french fries with no ketchup or from the bottom of the bag okay i mean eating from the eating from the bottom of the bag sounds yeah euphemism for something that sounds gross yeah what's going on there i think what does that mean does that mean that like if you get McDonald's and the french fry thing. The stray fries the stray fries in the bag. Yeah, yeah, there's always fries at the bottom. That is again another like little boy trait that. No, why

would you not eat those? You paid for those. Yeah, you never let those go away. That's free money. I don't know, it's ravenous to me you know, it's not something I find it very unbecoming for such young dilettantes like you know it's very

uncouth why are you so ravenous it's not but it's on the same token by the same token using ketchup is also ravenous like I feel like eating them without ketchup is more clean more ladylike you know what I mean? That is true.

I agree. It's more aesthetic. It's more... It's very like eating like a bird. You know what I mean? Ketchup is... Ketchup is honestly sus. I don't... It's one of the worst condiments in my mind. For french fries, it's...

It's disgusting. It's really bad. Give me nutritional yeast. Give me some nutritional yeast. For french fries, it's disgusting. Yeah, it's really bad. No, no. Give me nutritional yeast. Give me some nutritional yeast. Freaky, that's kind of gay. That's pretty gay. Before this, Nate opened a bottle of ranch and squirted it in his mouth for five seconds.

That's a lie. He made that up. I didn't do that. The only time I ate ranch, I went to the hospital. They had to pump my stomach. Why did you go to the hospital? Like it was cum. Like I was Rod Stewart. Rod Stewart.

He ate so much ranch, they had to pump his stomach. Yeah. Did you guys hear that Nate sucked off 200 bottles of ranch? Oh my God. That story has never made sense to me because I feel like you would get sick and throw up before you would have to get your stomach pumped. Yeah. Or just full.

Like you wouldn't just get, like you wouldn't just be like. I'm famished. Oh, gotta unloosen the belt buckle there. That's what, about what, 4,000 calories? I've been eating french fries from the bottom of the bag, dude, all night. He was having french fries from the bottom of the bag between men between cocks exactly

that's the euphemism I still don't understand I was picturing like you walk up you hold the bag up and then you take like a like a swiss army knife and then you cut the bag open a bunch of it like in Jaws when you spill out onto the table

open the stomach of the shark and like a bunch of shit comes out, like a plate, a license plate and shit. Yeah, yeah. License plate. Just watch it, sit there and watch it. Damn, he ate a car? Yo, this shark eat uh a tree this is he had to get on land for that this shark ate jimmy hoffa what the hell yeah well um i i think that i think that the the french fry thing is is is off base i think we need to go back to the drawing board on that i think maybe you want to look at like mustard or or like some more like um yeah yeah that's a lesbian for lesbian you think lesbians are mustard

is that what you're saying definitely spicy brown mustard of course yeah lesbian there's a certain kind of like farmer's market lesbian who is who would do ketchup it was like a house-made ketchup at like a new american eatery or like the the foodie lesbian i can see doing a ketchup like a really vinegary ketchup yeah where where the ketchup's like blue because of like will something called like a tomato jam will just cost like seven dollars to have on the side will just texted me and said i like my mustard like i like my women spicy and brown and i don't know if i i don't know what can i say on both accounts both of those are lies i was can I say, dude?

I was raised right. Do you want to do one more about it? He doesn't even like mustard. Sure. I do like mustard. You like bland mustard. Oh, we're down for one more. Yeah, dude.

This one's pretty open-ended shot as far as I'm concerned. 25 is wearing Timbs. Yeah, totally. It's like, I mean, that's pretty open-ended as far as I'm concerned. 25 is wearing Timbs. Yeah, totally. I mean, that's pretty stereotypical. Honestly, this person needs to try harder. Everyone was

throwing up really creative ones about ketchup and stuff. 2026 is eating pussy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the Timbs one is like those videos where like there's a guy in the subway like wearing like a bomber jacket and like a hat without a logo on it and everybody's like that's

an undercover cop yeah that's like that but for lesbians yeah yeah yeah just just just like a like in the middle of los angeles wearing like a a very very brand new new york yankees baseball cap and it's just like i'm i'm here to watch the riot everyone have a nice riot folks it's like uh lesbians always wear tims and they go into the hardware store and ask the guy about a nail gun and try to buy a nail gun for reasons around in those things yeah for sure it's a wire reference it's a reference to the wire for everyone who oh period um but i yeah this was definitely lesbian yeah it's definitely lesbian my favorite one so far you guys on the last step in the last lesbian list one of them was uh leaning driving a car with the seat leaned all the way back I think that's my favorite yeah

driving do I think so really but there's definitely like studs studs are definitely driving it yeah I get some other kinds of other kind of lesbians are like too afraid to drive or they're in like little bubble Kia car. Or they're a billionaire and they just have their driver, their twink driver, drive them around. Yeah, of course. Getting t-boned by a 5'4 lesbian. You just can't see it.

The seat is on the grass. And then it's your fault all of a sudden. Exactly. The seat back, all the way back, like you're taking a nap. Just lying back and trying to drive. Using the rear view mirrored as like, see? Well, lesbians out there, we hope that you agree with everything we said and take no issue

with any of the claims made in this episode and if you do you can um direct your anger anywhere but towards us you can send it to me yeah yeah we're gonna they're gonna put our home addresses in the bio of the episode. We love you, lesbian. We love and support you, lesbian. We love you. Hit me up. We're just joking. Hit my line, ladies. Hit Hessa's line.

Yeah. Yeah, if any of you lesbians out there like scripted documentary podcasts. Jesus. Oh, no. I started right on the one. You're so scared of them. You're so scared of them. You're so scared of them listening.

We're deleting the episode. We're deleting the episode. We're deleting the episode. Close your goddamn laptop. Pathetic. You fucking worm. Everyone listen to... All right, if you like podcasts, fuck. Let's do a closer look, everyone.

It's my favorite podcast. It's so funny. Check him out on Patreon. Thank you. Check out the first two seasons. Yeah, if you do want to hear if you do want to hear my not Charles Barkley impression

but somebody that was friends with Charles Barkley and is from Sweden that happens to sound like him you can hear that in the new season of A Closer Look and also if you're in New York Nate's tickets for his movie are coming out soon, right?

Oh yeah, that's right. I wrote and acted in a baseball film. You lesbians like that. It's called Ephus. It is premiering on October 2nd at the New York Film Festival. Tickets go on sale soon.

The screening, the premiere will be at Lincoln Center. Look out for tickets to drop to that and we want to pack that they did not give me a press pass but I'm going to try and sneak in we are going to we are going to compromise them to a permanent end

shortly after the premiere also everyone buy tickets for me and Masha's live show the Miss Trans USA pageant. It's going to be really fun. Patrick Doran is going to be competing. As a trans? Yes, for the title of Miss Trans USA.

Wow, amazing. He's got my vote already. Yeah. Sorry, dolls. Playing a Steven Crowder type character who's trying to prove that wokeness has gone too far because a man can win a beauty pageant. Funny.

Yes, and it's going to be really beautiful. It's going to be wonderful. And yeah, so everyone buy tickets to that. It's on the 19th of September, September 19th. Perfect.

Alright, we'll get all those links in the bio. Guys, thanks again. It was a great time. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for having us. Thank you so much. See you all out there. Bye, lesbians.

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