Seeking Derangements - SD 353 - Delectable Therapy

Episode Date: October 27, 2024

Happy Sunday everyone! Ben here, on today's episode Jacques tells us about inviting Real Housewife Dorinda Medley to a dinner with Emeril Lagasse, Hesse shows us some Club Random, and I try to explain who Jordan Peterson is to Jacques. Tickets to our live show here: https://t.co/O593yGCOAX

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What is zombie mode on Grand Theft Auto V? So online mode has many, many games. And if you're wondering what wakes me up, why I don't just wake up and blast my own head off, it's because I can play video games like this. It's a survival mode. And it's a kind of game that causes a deep psychological unwellness in me, but also cures it at the same time.

Can you explain further? So the game is just that these zombies are running at you, and they come in waves, and you have to kill more and more and more and more in a certain amount of time. And you get scared in real life when the zombies run at you. I have nightmares every night. It makes them violent.

No, no, no, no. I'm actually very peaceful. Trains him. Well, I just have these dreams. It's like the movie Clockers. I have these dreams where I'm on a really tall bed and there's about like a hundred zombies surrounding the tall bed trying to jump up to get me and um at the end of the dream i just give up and throw myself my body woman zombies yeah i'm curious what these

zombies look like no deep reading of your dream no they look normal actually no women no women okay i don't think i normally when i play a zombie game there's no women zombies why is that are you sure i can't actually i actually think he's onto something i don't know if i've ever seen a depiction of a female zombie they're usually like skinny guys there's also no fat there's also no fat zombies and if you don't watch any movies though or consume any like i watch plenty of movies and i love zombies we talk about ben is a movie aficionado he has his own separate secret podcast called movie there's so brainwave has it has a second podcast yeah Yeah, man! This bitch is always getting so much fucking money. No, no.

No, no. Speaking of a second podcast, we have some breaking news coming in over the lawyer. What is it? Find your corner office comfort. Stop. At Success Academy Charter School, we love to show. That means dedicated

science teachers. Wow, fuck that advertiser. How does Bill break up with someone? One minute and 39 seconds in. What's your monologue? Can you please give it to me? Stop saying, listen, we've run out of fuel. I want to hear what you actually... You saw what happened the last time I tried it.

What? But I have to tell you first when you told me yeah you saw what happened last time I did it he's such a like a 15 year old at junior prom who's like

one of the preview clips of like the hot the the hot content you're going to see in this episode of club random is one of the guests telling him we've completely run out of juice run out of juice we've run out of fuel it's it's the one of the highlights of the show is one of the guests telling him like we're done like i can't even talk to you anymore who are these people people? This is the skinny confidential. What does that even mean? I'm not sure who they are.

I don't think I should comment. I don't think my body type is allowed on this podcast. The fat public knowledge. Literally. What's the opposite of confidential? Public. Yeah, the fat public. That's us. We yeah the fat public that's us we're the fat public

we're going to start an arrival podcast called the fat public are they a podcast I have no idea who these people are I look good you like my outfit you made my day probably my week maybe the month I love the outfit.

The outfit's beautiful. I know, but I mean. It's great. Who doesn't like to hear that at my age? He looks hot. Right. Do you guys want to explain what Bill Maher is wearing here? Do you agree that he looks hot?

No, I agree that he's talking to two reptiles in human disguise. I don't know. I'm not normally on that mindset, these people have very reptilian Features Very The woman might be Look at those big thick arms What were you going to say? Finish your thought

You're saying she shouldn't be running the skinny confidential Yeah Don't save him Hessa You know what he was about to say No Hessa It's not like I've never made a comment about saving him it's saying you're just going to fat right well no no no no look look let me just say something first of all say what you were gonna say you were gonna accuse this woman of being transgender and no i was gonna i was gonna tell hessa that i

i love her no matter what the size of her arms are and I don't think her arms are too thick which I thought is what I thought is what the feeling she was getting from me commenting on another woman's arms. Why would you think that? Because you were just so upset at the minute I started commenting on this woman's arms. Kind of seems like you think so. I mean they're not like they're not

small. Omar is dressed like uh I can't really it's hard to explain what he's wearing it's hard to explain what he looks like he's wearing baby blue slacks with a slim tapered like white

button up shirt and it's like gap heads clothes he looks like how gay guys dressed in like 2014 but he's so skinny and tiny he is tiny he has a very petite frame and he has a huge gay guys dressed in like 2014. Yeah, but he's so skinny and tiny. He is tiny. He has a very petite frame.

He has a huge bobble head. It's because he only eats one New York strip a week instead of having one every day. And his neck ramps up straight up into his chin. It's very strange. And his shoes. He's got these... Oh, go ahead, Jacques.ck well you said what when i said the man man clearly is deficient of meat and masculinity he does he only eats one new york strip a week

probably if i had to guess he doesn't look like he's really making any muscle mass there you should do the carnivore diet jock well yeah i kind of are would you do the carnivore diet for the show would you do the carnivore diet for the show yeah I mean I kind of already do that would you do you mean you're just eating meat I mean I the amount of days that I go with no vegetables

is offensive which includes a lot of meat but carnivore diet you can't do any carbs or fruit mostly or vegetables it's just like butter and meat. Okay, and I hear you. How often do you hear me talk about eating vegetables? Or fruit for that matter.

That's true. Okay, so you can't eat bread. But bread, yeah. Bread is a bit... And definitely no processed foods either. I'm going to level up with y'all right now that the only vegetables I've been eating recently is collard bacon braised I'm going to level up with y'all right now that the only vegetables I've been eating recently

is collard bacon braised collard greens and like Thai, nothing healthy. I'm in a health decline. Wasn't it just last week you were trying to be skinny and going to go to the gym every day and you were done with this old jock and you were so amped up to start the new diet plan that hessa and i literally invented for you well not all of us are strong or willed strong willed yeah not all of us are will strong the strongest willed man that's so sad Jock I thought you were going to get skinny

but hear me out I'm moving on from a DBT workbook to in person DBT finally a therapist is going to break my brain open and refix me

to be a better person can you tell us what that stands for dumb bitch theory it's like if they can kind of tell me what it actually stands for dialectical behavior therapy go do you remember the time that do you remember the time that you once called it delectable therapy you were like ben i'm in therapy i'm in delectable brain therapy okay but y'all like double therapy it's a big you go into a room and there's a chef in there and he cooks you a chocolate mousse you remember the delectable i do remember okay why could this not have been

recorded i lost i think it's a text i think it was a text no no no no no no no it was happening in one of my freak outs and it came out after y'all probably saying like Chuck you're being crazy and I go I'm in delectable therapy I don't know what the hell you want from me my therapy is so delectable

you were in a manic episode thank you for being honest and open about that I didn't ever say the word manic you were having an episode hey look i was having an episode oh gosh you know what you there's many episodes in every season of a tv show that's so true very true for your case honestly is it a good tv show if there aren't that many episodes they're kind of incredibly exhausting episodes with way too many arcs in the season. Who was the guest star on this episode?

Do you think? Mario Batali was the guest star on this episode. Yeah. The guest star of my last mental episode is Did he die? Mario Batali was cancelled he didn't die

oh okay for what yeah I think he grabbed he like grabbed Rachel Ray's tits or something I don't know I think it is kitchens or something it's coming back to me now I think like in the kitchens behind the scenes he was like if you're gonna work for me you gotta have

your tits out and you got to be... Okay, look, I'm on it. I'm not even making a rude judgment. It's just like... You kind of look like Jigsaw right now. Well, before you compare me to a fat little trike baby.

He's skinny. He's a little... His body looks like Jigsaw's body. Mario Bat body looks like his jigsaw body yeah yeah Mario Batali looks like the guy that can anamorph into a turkey his body shape and neck shape that's actually

really good Jock that's a really good burn if you see this guy with sausages wrapped around your neck you're like okay maybe I could respect this guy because he's kind of Jock looks like Jigsaw right now I just don't think that's fair to compare me to

you should be Jigsaw for lighting it's the insane lighting in your room you look green by the way also is this just because I have no hat on today it also looks like Jock is calling in it also looks like Jock is calling in from Roku City because he has an 80 inch TV screen behind him.

I want y'all to see something more psycho. I've added another TV right here and I've been playing the game and watching full episodes of shows at the same time. What shows? I watched all of... Okay, let's talk

about it for one second. Let's talk about it for one second. Let's talk about it, Eva. Ryan Murphy's new foray into horror television. Grotesque re-starring Nicey Nash Betts. And also, wow, a priest that's horny,

that hits himself, that's having sex with a nun. There's a girl that wants to eat a bunch of food so she can be on a feeder reality TV show. You can relate to that, I'm guessing. Nice. The main character, Pippa Niceness Betts,

is a drunk detective trying to solve a string of heinous murders. Sorry, one second. Love her. One second. Wait, wait. Can I just one more quick detail before you cut me off? It's Ryan Murphy's

first foray without depending on an executive producer like most of his other productions and it really reflects a difference in his entire presentation and I don't believe that for even one second well you didn't even see it look I'm sorry

I'm sorry were you really on an Instagram live with Dorinda? Yes. I can show you the video. Can I just like play the, it's fine. We'll put it. We'll,

we'll put the video in. Don't do that. Don't play it off your phone. Please don't do that. Yeah. You'll never let me play it off my phone. Text the video to Hessa and she can play it on the screen. Share.

I'm telling you, it's an audio thing. Text it to Hessa, Jock, please just listen to me. I will text it to her, but I made it that decision on my own what if i send it to the group chat um just text it to someone please do not just play the audio raw off your

phone but how did you what can you walk me through how you got on dorinda medley's live for anyone out there dorinda medley is a real housewife housewife of new york i believe you're ready for this yes new york uh i i York. I saw that she was on live. It was the beginning of my day. I was barely awake, even though it was probably 2 or 3 p.m. And I was just watching her, and I just clicked the request button almost just to see what would happen. And then when it said she accepted my request, I started to flip out.

Yeah. She's immediately talking to me, asking me about like what it's like. We were talking a lot about new Orleans and Halloween. And wait, can we get this? She wants to come down. Can we watch it?

I, um, is it the video on Instagram or do you have the video separate? The videos on my story on Instagram. Can you download the video and send it to Hessa? I sent it on Instagram. Email it to seekingrightin at gmail.com

Email one more time to all the fam. Seeking W-R-I-T-E W-R-I-T-E W-R-I-T-E. W-R-I-T-E. Thank you. It's so funny because whenever I think I'm like learning something plain, that works better.

And then when I try to do more, it works worse. You don't want to have too many things going on. Can we stop the video so Jock can see? Jock, it's seeking write in at gmail dot com we talk about

these people from the skinny confidential and then when you get the video we'll watch yeah we'll switch to the video

yes it's gonna take a minute to like upload and download and stuff seeking derangements dot com no

gmail dot com jesus christ gmail dot com jesus fucking christ club random with bill maher.com we don't even have a.com yeah we do we do we actually do what the hell no period what the hell um all right let's get back into this these i don't know who these people are i can tell i already hate them they have horrible la faces this guy... This is like one of the worst guys I've ever seen in my life. No, he's really terrible.

How can we describe this guy to the listeners? I would say he looks like if a motorcycle became a guy. Like a bad motorcycle. Well, he's the kind of guy who looks like he dresses like a motorcycle enthusiast, but I don't think he can ride one Yeah like an electric motorcycle She has the Straightest hair it looks like a helmet

Um She looks like if you Yossified a Manson girl Yeah And then fed her I don't like these two at all they have terrible vibes John did you get it sent It's too large to send. It's a minute long. Fuck my life. Whatever. No, I'm getting it.

Just y'all hold on. Keep talking, okay? Because you're distracting me with all your love. Can we watch the one where he interviews kids? This one looks like it sucks. I don't care about these people. It sucks about these people. I hate people. These people are basically kids to me. It's funny. Let's skip ahead to a random time. There are reptiles!

Wake up, people. The frogs are gay. Arcturians. Oh my god. I hate the ads. Oh my god. I hate the ads so much. This is so pathetic. This is one of our best episodes already.

This is by far one of our best episodes. I'm sick, everyone. For everyone at home. You think it's a perfect episode? It's not. I think this is a great... Oh, no, it's still in there. Oh, Jesus Christ. I think this is a great... Oh, Jesus Christ.

I think this is a beautiful episode. I think our listeners are going to really be... I think our listeners are going to start kissing. It's just more fun than the day. The things you would do at night. If you're in phase one. Which I have stayed in. If you're in phase one, that's right.

That's a good one in phase one. That's why I just wanted to live right in the middle. I won't say exactly where we are in LA, but it's one of those cities that's right. That's a good one in phase one. That's why I just wanted to live right in the middle. I won't say exactly where we are in LA, but it's one of those cities that's right in the middle because if you're married, yeah, you live in Malibu, you go to work in the city, and then you go home.

You're at home for the day. What if we just didn't talk for the rest of the episode? I can. Okay, let's look for... Oh my god Yeah We have Dr. Phil Henry Winkler

Quentin Tarantino is going to be really funny I bet Quentin Tarantino? Yeah, Quentin Tarantino went for four hours with him God, I watched Pulp Fiction recently and they had this part where they said, Zed's dead.

And I was like, oh my God, that's where that musician gets his name. Yeah, chronologically, that's the last line in the movie. Yeah, it was pretty surprising. Isn't that great? Because if you put it, if you rearrange the movie

to be in chronological order, the last thing that happens is, that used to be like my favorite movie. Isn't that cheating? God, no. Let's go to the kitchen. Who is Jordan Peterson? You don't want that coming back to haunt you.

Because at some point, we're going to be out looking for a job, right? Yeah. Do you know what kind of job you'll be looking for? Wait, let's show Jacques Jordan Peterson. Actually, we should show Jacques who Jordan Peterson is. Can we just find the guy you've been standing up to the I have no idea they don't know

this one the team at radioactive media can ensure that your message will stand out by driving you new this replay part is an ad for something called radioactive media oh it's probably because people were skipping it okay Jacques look at this guy

we're huge fans of him yeah we love him he's so cool we're trying to get him on the show for a while he's been talking to us about getting on the show he wants to get on the show but his schedule is really rough he's famous oh my god

the teachings of the Mormon church until recently the things they say about black people Oh, my God. The teachings of the Mormon church until recently. The things they say about black people are just horrendous. The worst kind of racist thing. And they justify it by talking about. Ham. Well, no, that's interesting.

They get it. The black people in religion get it from two sources. The Mormons talk about Cain. That black people are a get it from two sources. The Mormons talk about Cain, that black people are a descendant of Cain, and because Cain is a murderer and he did a dark deed. I mean, they're very open about it. That's why they have dark deeds. What do you think so far, Jacques? Do you agree?

No, I don't. This is some fucking lost 12 tribes of Israel type religious hoo-ha. There's no shortage of things that are incomprehensibly strange in the biblical library. So this is that Skrillex's mind coach, right? Yes. This is Skrillex's mind coach. I heard his voice for a second and I was like, oh yeah. That makes so much sense that you only know him through Skrillex.

Chuck, what do you think about Jordan Peterson's mind work on Skrillex? Yeah, do you think he's fixed his mind? Well, he got him out of that haircut and out of those damn ugly glasses. What if Sk of, uh, what if Skrillex's music after Jordan Peterson's tutelage, instead of making dubstep, he just played one note on the piano over and over again. Look,

I'll tell you right now, he like met him and had some kind of like psychological revolution within himself from some, some logical revolution. No, he, I don't know. I just remember at the time when he met him and talked about how big of a deal it was. And then he had just cut his hair

and he got contacts and he started looking like a normal person. Well, that's why Jordan Peterson calls himself Jordan Peterson Mind Freak. And he used to have a show called Jordan Peterson Mind Freak. Okay, you're not gonna lie to me. Mind Freak is And he used to have a show called Jordan Peterson Mind Freak. You're not going to lie to me. Mind Freak is Criss Angel.

That show is based on Jordan Peterson's show. He locked himself in an ice cube in Times Square for 36 hours. Well, not Times Square. In Canada. It was in Toronto. Yeah. What's the big street

in Toronto? I think it's called Blorg Street. Bl. Sorry. That's right. What's the big street in Toronto? I think it's called Blorg. I think it's called Blorg street. Yeah. Yeah. My first car is going to be a Ferrari. My second is going to be a Lamborghini. What? I'm just saying like a lie. Cause y'all are talking about lies. Oh, I see. So if I had a question...

You thought we were lying. Just a side note, if I was a listener and I had a question that I wanted to write in on an email format on SeekingDurangements.com The way you didn't send an email correctly is so funny to me. It said Seeking...

No! I'm still wondering how to do it. No, no. What I did is I sent it to like a CIA black site or something just text it to me and I will handle it no I sent it to myself I'm emailing it that's a really good move you got to send it to yourself

three times I think first and then you can send it then you can forward it to other people did you ask to come on the show actually I'll just wait until we can see the video no I didn't even really mention the show i just said i had a what the fuck is wrong with you i i it was in the middle of the spot in the moment yeah if he was on he was probably on the spot but that's yeah exactly when you're on the fuck oh my god tell you gotta tell dorinda no i mean we'll get her on You didn't even plug the show.

We're influential. Don't act like it was like a normal, like this is a normal everyday situation that happens to me. Give me a little. That's precisely why you should be talking about the show on a huge platform and that doesn't usually happen to you.

Okay, but like if you're put on the spot and you didn't think you were gonna be on Instagram live and it's the first thing that you do since you woke up. I'm talking to a real housewife. I would say yes. Oh my God. I told her that I was going to get her to dinner with.

Let's talk again in my podcast. I told her I was going to take her to dinner with Emeril. That's the only part of the post online. You're trying to fuck her. You lied to her. No. No. You lied to her.

You hate Emeril. Also, you hate Emeril. What are you talking about? What are you doing? A certain group of my friends who once had a dinner with Emeril would also make it possible for us to have dinner with Emeril again. Mario Batali.

Your good friend Mario Batali. No, they... Shut up! Shut up! They... Look, let me put it this way. They would have hooked it up because they want to meet Dorinda too we all would have had dinner with

Emeril and that's why I said that me and her were going to go eat dinner with Emeril but I did say the only part of the conversation where she didn't respond back immediately is I said something like you and me are going to have personal dinner one on one that's so crazy

that's really crazy. Can y'all bring it up? Let's see the footage because I'm tired of this Jordan Peterson. The mind freaker. Jordan Peterson, the mind freaker. Jordan Peterson, mind freak. It's going to take a second to load. I wish that Jordan Peterson could see what your bedroom is like, John.

Or what your lifestyle is like. He would hate us. Oh my God. He would love us. Are you kidding? I'm trying to see the situation where Dorinda would actually come on. Well, when she comes on, you at least, you know, become known as a podcaster to her. And her audience as well.

Her audience of crazy faggots. Crazy faggots, let's go. Yeah, it's all gay. What happened to Dorinda? She's not on the show anymore. Dorinda was... Suicide by cop, I think. Shut the fuck up.

She was put on pause by Andy Cohen, so that doesn't mean that you're fired. Andy Cohen put her on pause. He said, Dorinda, power down and go into the pond, Dorinda. She couldn't move for months. She was in the, like, the phantom zone

from Superman. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Put some respect on it. Okay, let me know if you can hear, this might be problematic. Yeah, I can hear

your swine voices. Nice. I'm just hoping that there's no feedback. It looks so funny like this. Okay. They go there all the time.

Oh my God. We're ready for you to have a spooktacular. Stop. Okay, hang on. We're ready for you to have a spooktacular. She's a Halloween queen! You singing spooktacular to Dorinda is so funny. We're ready for you to have a spooktacular is unreal.

She is great. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, who is we? Ghouls just want to have fun spectacular is unreal she is hey hey hey ghouls just want to have fun you look deranged me? I mean you look worse now but I think you look cute shut the fuck up I don't look worse now

you just said I look worse now the hat you're wearing in this video looks like a pyramid see y'all I'm just gonna say this I have to wear a hat to these recordings now. The hat you're wearing in this video looks like a pyramid. See, y'all, I'm just going to say this. I have to wear a hat to these recordings. I'm putting one on right now. You've got to cut your hair, babe. What the hell is your problem? Why don't you cut your hair?

As your friend, my hair is fine. You know what you should do, Jacques, is you should braid your hair and wrap it around the front of your head. Someone said I should get cornrows. You should get cornrows, yeah. Should I get it for the election? The erection special? Sure, why not? You should get cornrows. You should get cornrows, yeah. Should I get it for the election? The erection special? Sure, why not?

You should get crop circles instead of cornrows. It's like cornrows, but with an alien symbol. Wait, so what was Dorinda on live for? Was she like, I'm talking to my fans, or were you spamming her? Were you being like, Dorinda, if you don't let me on, talk to you, I'm going to kill myself. She was talking about the death of her father.

We talked about it. We talked about it. I'm going on live to grieve with my followers. Grievers, get in. Wait, listen to this. I wish I had the whole recording because it was longer than this. She was talking about how she had a private ghost guide in New Orleans with

her late husband husband Richard. Did you tell her about the prosthetic grave? No, I was very put on the spot and I have a lowered IQ. The 47 gay men who died in the fire? I was so tempted.

I was like about to say something about queer history. Someone's got to find this live. If anyone is in this spectacular mood, there's a three-hour true crime special episode that Jock and I did a couple of Halloweens ago. We just drove around New Orleans and talked about it. It's a really good app. I love it.

All of the people who have been on Twitter. So let's dive back in here. I can't. Opening with spooktacular is so funny to me. We're ready for you to have a spooktacular. It's so funny to me. Yeah. We're ready for you to have a spooktacular. It's unreal.

What would a spooktacular entail for Dorinda? Do you think, Shaq? I mean, it's okay. She throws Halloween festivities all the time, and she's so good at it. She seems easy to scare. I'm going to, again, reference my favorite episode of Real Housewives of New York. Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun is the name of the episode where our star Dorinda is dressed in the Lady Gaga bubble suit and she's just having the time of her life.

And then also we got Ramona dressed as Britney Spears in the red tight suit. and dressed as Britney Spears in the red tight suit and then you've got Luann dressed as Donna Summers let's watch this video she's so tall she's literally 9 feet

go down in New Orleans you need to come down well you know what my friend I work with this girl Carrierie and we've talked about going okay hang on this is unreal it's just hitting me how crazy this is no it's insane i i have been waiting for my come up and i just know it's cute in this freeze frame can i can i can i say something really quick there's a comment on the screen that says, well, he looks great. I thought he was in like mid-20s. Oh.

That's a compliment, Jock. Aw. Yeah. You do look good right here. See, you angled your chin down a little bit. Your hat doesn't look like a pyramid anymore in this picture. That hat is...

Look, okay, I want to say I was going for an all-Heather Gray composite fabric look and i that is one of the craziest looks it's all heather gray that is it's actually very normal i feel like it's not that crazy that's that's really not that crazy gray head to toe yeah that's like the new thing like i'm gonna get telfies that are leg top like Telfie boots that go up to your you don't have fashion wear in the 1984

movie Ben doesn't know fashion he just does what he's told now click the Dorinda button quickly before I get angry I think it would do so well especially if me and Luann went down can you imagine that look I'm going to speak for

all the Real Housewives fans of southern Louisiana. We absolutely adore you. Love Luann. Y'all would kill here. Are you kidding me? I personally will take you to dinner. I have some connections with Emeril. I'll take you. Oh my god.

You are being such a You're so courteous. You Emeril You're so corny You liar You're trying to fuck Dorinda using Emeril's name Even though you know he's a fake agent I think that the people That I sort of know Emeril from Would approve this

They would 100% You're walking it back I sort of know Emeril from Yeah these people that I sort of know Emeril from. Yeah, these people that I sort of know. I was invited to dinner. And I went to, instead of going to dinner with Emeril, I went to my cousin's wedding in New Orleans at the Audubon. You were so close to saying funeral.

You almost said funeral. You almost said funeral. I noticed that too. None of my cousins have died. He was like, actually, he's too crazy if I say funeral. You're about to say funeral. You're such a liar, dude. I'm not a liar.

You are a liar and an exaggerator. I think his cousin just married a really shitty woman. I don't often lie or exaggerate, so shut up. Wait, Jack, I can't believe you're literally... We have covered on this show how much you hate emerald multiple times

yeah but because he's canadian you should have been like i know ben mora stop stop stop stop stop i know hesa denny i on the she's talking about new orleans and i'm just thinking like damn the only like fancy connection that i know about new New Orleans is that one of my friends parents knows Emerald at that point just lie and say you know the fucking parents one of your friends parents is so crazy cause Emerald wasn't gonna

oh my god can you imagine if Dorinda actually took Jock up on this and he had to phone in that connection I think he would be able to do it honestly I think I wanna eat out Dorinda so bad to phone in that connection. I think you would be able to do it. Honestly, I think... Y'all, I want to eat out Dorinda so bad, y'all. She wants my dick so bad,

but she needs to have to do it with Emeril first. Please call your mom and tell her to get Emeril over. Tell her not to put too much rue in the gumbo because I'm going to be eating that pussy later. I don't need to talk to her with mucus in it. That was like the funniest thing ever Because honestly I wouldn't eat like Three bowls of gumbo

I'd probably eat two if I knew I was going to have like Pussy for dessert You'd be a gentleman Wait okay I kind of feel like Dorinda is into you Yeah honestly Let's see Let's continue this video I don't want to sound crass That I said pussy for dessert

Okay click Dorinda Thank you for clicking You should have said that to her I'm gonna have your pussy For dessert I will personally treat you To emerald dinner And have your pussy

For dessert Dorinda We're gonna have Your pussy for dessert Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to be I didn't mean to be so crass No I'm gonna throw my cum

Right at your pussy And say damn Stop Stop If she hears this She's never gonna come honey. I'm going to throw my cum right at your pussy. Stop, stop, stop. If she hears this, she's never going to come on and I'm going to never. If she hears this, this is crazy.

You didn't even tell her about the podcast. We don't even have to worry about that. Okay, go. To dinner with Emeril and we'll have a personal dinner. So what do you have for today? Well, today I have a podcast to record later. I am going to paint some paintings.

I do paintings by commission. Lies. Wait, stop. Stop. First, stop. You didn't even mention the name of the show? No, because I was putting a podcast. I'm so busy, Dorinda.

I have a podcast that will go unnamed. It's called John for 12 Hours. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. I was putting a podcast. I'm so busy doing that. I have a podcast that will go unnamed. It's called John Portrall Pals. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. I was producing my independent podcast episode. Girl, you sent a mix. That's not even a podcast. That's not a mix, damn it. It was a video episode.

Why is your microphone slowly getting quieter and quieter? It's very... It's trying to kill itself. Stop. Don't you dare. Don't very... It's trying to kill itself. Stop. Don't you dare. Don't you dare say that. Okay, go. Just play Spidey. I cannot believe you didn't name our show. I was

put on the spot. It's not like you ever ever. This is Jacques' idea. This is Jacques' idea of a busy, perfect day that really gets across. This is him. My schedule is so crazy, perfect day. Never talk about it. Yes, you hate talking about your podcast. This is him. This is him. My schedule is so crazy, Dorinda.

I'm super busy. I have to record a podcast and paint. I hate y'all. I did a beautiful painting. There's going to be more. What the hell did y'all do? Jacques, I think you tore. I think you kind of seduced her a little bit.

How many paintings did y'all do last night, by the way? 17. I did 100. Oh, fuck you both. You're a bunch of fat ass little doinks. I wish y'all would get blasted by machine guns.

Okay, period. Oh, an artist. Yes, and then I was just watching a little bit of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start my day off. Crazy. That was a Vanderpump episode. So you were watching.

What season was that? I think eight. No, that's not a. Why is it every. Stop saying. That's not a lie. Ben, I hate when you pale mischievous. Let's keep playing.

I want to see. I want to read the comments. The comments are like. I'll keep an eye on them. Dorinda. I'll keep an eye on them. Wait. A little.

A little. Just going. just going. You got all the old broads on your ticket. I like a young man that likes the old broads. Okay, she's hitting on you. She's hitting on you. Keep going.

Well, come on. What are we going to do with the new ones? Please. I'm not a pedophile, Dorit, by the way. The new ones? Please. I'm not a pedophile, Dorit, by the way. The new ones? What are we going to do with the new ones? Of course, Dorit, I love old ladies. What am I going to do with a baby?

Fuck it. The new ones? You can't even fuck a baby. It's so tiny. The new ones is so funny because you're calling her old as well. Oh my God. Oh my God.

My microphone was on mute. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop screaming. Let us joke. I know, but let me explain. Someone said something.

He's embarrassed. Let him be embarrassed. Someone said, Dorinda, you need his art. Oh my God. That's so real. Stop. Stop. Stop. Can youinda, you need his art. Oh my God, that's so real. Stop, stop, stop. Can you listen for one second? I just need to explain that the context of that is us

talking about the show Real Housewives, and she's saying that you like the old gals, like the girls on the older seasons. And I'm saying, yeah, like, what am I going to do? Because there's the new cast of Real Housewives of New York and she's been very

staunch on social media to criticize them and then also the Real Housewives of New York have been criticizing the current girls who have taken over the Jenna Lyons bunch now do y'all understand what I'm saying now what do you think of Jenna Lyons do you like Jenna Lyons bunch no no do you understand what I'm saying now

what do you think of Jenna Lyons do you like she's my favorite character on that by proxy because she's the only lesbian I've ever seen on a television show but he's the only lesbian you've ever seen you love Rosie O'Donnell no but like a real

like a real one but like like a reality show that's a lesbian. Sure. Okay. I want to keep watching this. I want to keep watching this. Every episode of The Real World, which you've seen how God knows how many times, she's the only there's never been a lesbian on The Real World.

There's only one season where there was a real world on, I think on season six of Boston. But I didn't really see that season. And I can't, I believe it though. Lesbians are not doing like reality. Actually, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Wait, there was a season with this like petite, almost trans man looking lesbian, um, MTV

real world lesbian. Can we please watch the Dorinda video? I just feel like she's making a move on you right now. I think that I'm making a Google move to search who the hell is this lesbian? Why don't you get what you're searching for and we can talk about it. I want to keep watching

this. Oh wait, I found it. Okay, good. Thank God we don't have to press play on the video. Stop, stop, stop. Just listen up. The real world San Diego from 2011 featured Samantha Sam video. Stop, stop, stop. Just listen up. The Real World San Diego from 2011 featured Samantha Sam again. Okay, great. There's a lesbian. I want to watch this. Samantha Ronson?

Video, please. They could never. They will never. And I miss y'all. I just I'm ready for you to come back. Well, we'll see listen everything has a beginning the middle and end we're not going anywhere you don't you know what they say once the housewife always the house absolutely hey thank you so much for accepting my call

you were so fun happy halloween happy halloween to you too please post this live so i can show my friends i was able to talk to you They'll never believe this. Please share. Okay. Cloudchaser. Jock's podcast is the best podcast ever. Okay, thank you, Riley. Riley Marie Z. You are an icon.

Thank you for doing the work Jock should have been doing. Shout out to you. She might hear this. She might hear this. Hello, Dor this Hello Dorinda Dorinda we love you You are the ultimate house Clip

You fool Dorinda why don't we make another You didn't know that was a quote from her Ben I don't know I just heard a bunch of screaming This is Dorinda Medley's best quote on the entire show she goes clip clip you fool what's that from what's the context she's she's at a table with

like luanne bethany she's arguing with someone someone she's arguing. She's trying to get the Microsoft Word clip to help her. She's closing her hand as she says clip to each individual person, telling them to stop talking, and then looks at Sonia and goes, you fool. Oh, so she was like peeking the microphone. Do you think you have autism? And maybe you learned a lot of your social cues from your just over

consumption of reality television, in particular the Real Housewives franchise? Probably. I told someone that I curled my toes a lot when I'm sleeping or I keep my feet in a weird direction while I'm sleeping. And they were like, that's a big sign of autism.

Well, you definitely have autism yeah you got something I got you babe I mean I can give you my full diagnosis of the situation let's hear the last six seconds of this should we give each other diagnosis yeah sure Eddie

yeah I love that I love that she said wow wow incredible what a fun little geek man $40 a month

Dorinda and Jock's live continues we have the most progressive university in the world high quality education for everyone it's so Canadian yeah yeah so man fuck these two university in the world. High quality education for everyone. That's so Canadian. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, yeah. So... Man, fuck these two old

guys. They're always shitting out of the mouth. Yeah, I would rather hear Jacques and Dorinda going at it. I mean, really. I think we could do a live show together that would stun the people in the world. I cannot believe you got on. That is so funny to me. Jacques, if you could have sex with any housewife, who would it be?

I need like just one second to confirm my thought. Sonia Morgan. Because we don't like. No, because it looks like that. Honestly, probably. Sonia Morgan, but she would have to wear a curly hair wig. She'd have to wear a wig and put a mustache on. She'd have to wear a curly hair wig. She'd have to wear a wig and put a mustache on.

She'd have to get top surgery. Probably Luann. Luann is a statuesque, handsome woman. Or honestly Luann would spin on it. Luann would not sign it. Well actually

Karen Huger from Potomac Potomac Potomac They have to say it on the show I can't believe you No they definitely say Potomac on the show Potomac

Okay wait uh Honestly That's like a weird frozen dinner that's only Potatoes and mac and cheese Potomac Honestly That's like a weird frozen dinner Okay honestly Jill Zarin Potatoes and mac and cheese Literally Um Which housewife would you do Hessa

Um Oh wait Okay wait honestly wait Kenya Moore Nice Hessa what are you doing Um The woman who didn't have a leg in the early

New York City yeah she tore Evita Evita she looks like Joni Mitchell she looks like Joni Mitchell's popular younger sister no she's gorgeous

I bet I would I if I could have sex with any of them um of the like ones I've seen

cause I've seen all of or most of Beverly Hills Salt Lake City as well why am I not throwing either Denise Richards or and I mean come on well it was just one

at this point we're also just saying like who are the hottest housewives too I'm thinking who's the one who's the really witchy one on Beverly beverly hills who like they uh she was like i you i think it's really offensive to call people a witch her name was carson or something zaza gabor no it was it began with a c what was her name cha-cha i bet she would go She would be crazy She would be so like Elton John Uh I don't know Wait Ben

If you had to have sex Someone listening is going crazy If you had to have sex With any celebrity woman Like who's your go to woman You would want to have sex with I mean that's such a That's such a wide field

Kyle Richards Hessa Oh Uh no not Kyle Kyle Richards is like the main one Carlton Ben would have sex. Kyle Richards, Hessa? Oh. No, not Kyle. Kyle Richards is like the main one. Carlton. Ben would have sex with Kyle Richards. Ben would have sex with Eileen Davidson. Oh, I bet Randy's going nuts on it. But she's not really my type. Oh my god.

Also, I could imagine the sexual tension between Ben and Erika Giraldi. Oh my god. That would be scary. Why do we have sexual tension? Because it's expensive to be you. Well, that's expensive.

I think it's Giraldi. Well, that's her. That's her damn. Wait, did you guys hear about this Jewel lawsuit? No, what happened? There's a class action against Jewel and people are getting paid out by like some guy posted because they're paying the singer with the low hair a guy made ten thousand dollars from a jewel settlement class action and there are people making like six hundred or seven hundred dollars a couple thousand i genuinely thought you meant the singer yeah i'm trying to there's

a class action against the country singer jewelel. Yeah. Quit playing these foolish games. Yeah. Yeah. No, Jewel D. Y'all get in on this. If you've ever heard her music, it sucks so bad. No, her music fucking rocks. Shut the hell up.

I'm not a Jewel fan. I don't even know. Okay, literally, foolish games is like the best breakup, sad, heartbreak songs. I prefer to play intelligent games. I hate when you do this. You take what I love and you spit all over. You hock to on it. And I say, no, you're not going to take this away from me. I'm in Vermont with Meg and Jen and our friend Brad.

I don't think you've met Brad, but you've met Meg and Jen before. friend Brad who I don't think you've met Brad but you've met Meg and Jen before and they all love you are you talking to me or Hessa? I'm talking to you Jock well they love me they love Hessa they know Hessa what's the craziest thing you've seen?

um and we were talking about how much you need to get on a hook to a show. Yeah. Cause you two are kind of very similar. Yeah. She, she,

she says a concrete dream, wet tomato. She's on a similar mind, mind wavelength. She interviewed Jojo Siwa. What do you guys think of the recent Jojo Siwa photo shoot when she was wearing a diamond bulge? Oh, okay.

Actually, this was the one. I think that was so funny, what she said about it. I thought it was cool. Where she was like, you know, it's like when Harry Styles wore a dress back in the old days. Yeah. She kind of cooked him up. Also, she just kind of has this like a kid in elementary school that's trying to show up

everyone else. Yeah, I've got a bulge. What else about it? Well, she's very Trumpian in a lot of the way she speaks. Everything's always the best. Everything's always going to be the biggest. She's so... Let's play this clip.

She's so stunted, ungrown. What's the craziest date you've ever been on this is so bad I spent like 60 grand in one weekend on this girl just to get laid and it didn't work I didn't realize that's what I wanted but I literally was just horny

like I thought I was just trying to have a girlfriend nope I was just horny 18 how old were you the producer being like okay wait hang on yeah we have to make sure she was 18 so we can know if we want to cut this out security first class ticket did you end up getting laid nope what being 18 and taking your date to disneyland dude that's just like courtside lakers also it's it's just too much. Like, I feel like you could...

If you're trying to fuck someone, why do you have to take them to the Lakers and to the fucking... Yeah, you're doing too much. Why do you want to show that bitch a good time? I know, but, like, just do one thing. You don't need to take her to, like, two different things in one night.

It's just like... It's like I've maybe been on two or three dates out of my life and I don't think any of them were ever crazy. Pookie needs to step up. I agree. It took me on a date. Pookie needs to get his shit together. Pookie is getting rebuked.

I guess Pookie is her boyfriend. Well, I guess, I guess, um, I guess Jojo, do you think Jojo Siwa is into, do you think she's going viral?

It's really a thing you do. Yeah. I mean, I can do it if I'm not intimidated, but he intimidates me. Now, if I do not give a fuck about this dude and I'm just in it for like, you know, the hit and run, you know? Yeah, I'm like, oh, no. When did this start? I think it would be super

unsexy, by the way, for a girl to do. To like, spit like a Looney Tunes character in one of the episodes where they're in like the old west spitting into a spittoon okay wait also back it up for a little spit on that thing back it up but if you make the

noise like yeah I mean that's great yeah for sure yeah could you imagine actually dating one of these people either Jojo Siwa because it's kind of, it's like, it's like really, it's very blurry. It's like hard to even imagine because they seem so.

I'm like, I'm curious what JoJo's type is. I feel like she's going so like femme LA. Well, we've seen, I've seen like, I think she just wants a Barbie type. I would imagine.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. She wants like wants a Barbie type. I would imagine. Yeah, yeah. She wants like a Disney actress type. The one I remember is she had like Jojo Siwa, ex-girlfriend cop. What the hell? Oh, yes, yes. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's click it, click it, click it. I want to know. If you had $60,000 to spend on a date, where would you go and what would you do I'm going to the Katie Anna mall and I'm buying a thousand fucking auntie Ann pretzels to start the day

and then we're going to Goodwill's every Goodwill in the area and we're each spending a thousand dollars and it's rented out then shut up is we have unlimited money so we're doing what we want. We go and we go to Hobby Lobby and we get all the art supplies

we want in the world. That's another like... Hobby Lobby shopping spree is psychotic. Shut the fuck up. You don't know how to have fun, bitch. And if you don't want to have fun, that's not my problem. Yeah. Do you not want to have fun? No, I'm totally don't have fun. I never want to have fun in my life. I just think that you you not want to have fun? No, I'm totally not going to have fun.

I never want to have fun in my life. I just think that you're not trying to have fun. His name is Big Martha. Do you have a name for yours? I think we're about to. Frank the Tank. That's so mean. They're like, your pussy's called Frank

because you're a lesbian. Yeah, we're going to name your pussy right now. Imagine that. Imagine that. It's name is Frank the Tank. I feel like JoJo does have a fucking tank. Can we please each come up with a nickname?

It's so mean to say. Can we each three come up with a nickname for each other's genitals? Yeah, sure. So Ben, you can start with either me or Hessa. Quickly. Oh, I have to come up with one for you Everyone's coming up with one for everyone What do you call it when a gator Bites on your leg and then

Spins around Death roll that's what I'm calling yours The death roll More like the death toll Cause this That's what I'm calling it. The death. More like the death toll. Because this dick is killed. I'm calling Jacques. Jacques penis is called. The unsatisfier.

I'm kidding. That's not what it's called. How dare you call my big pussy bum a clap how about Dr. Pleasure I love that I almost want to just call it Dr. Pepper okay Dr. Pepper yeah of course final decision we're calling it

Dr. Pepper and then for your butt I would call your butt the penis extinguisher yeah you're such a dumb fucking idiot which I riff on my design

think of something cooler to call my ass the load taker what about Mr. Freeze what that's not even you said something about Mr. Freeze? What? That's not even... He said something cooler. Mr. Freeze.

Nothing cooler. What's your call? Is there a name for the thing where you put the tip of a cigar in like a little hole and the razor blade cuts it off? Stop. A cigar cutter?

Cigar cutter. I'm uncircumcised. The guillotine. Okay, so they called... They called Ben's the Costa Rican dick's disco stick nice okay I'll take that I feel like Ben's could

be called okay oh I got the perfect nickname for your genitals has a yeah Bermuda Triangle. It's a fucking mystery. Oh! No! Period.

Period. On a previous episode, you made a really good joke that went unnoticed. You called Dick Cavett the Dick Caveat. Yes, see. yes and then you were like and i'm not talking about hessa no my god that was one of the most really really good sometimes things that i say just don't it was like that time i had a good segue and people don't appreciate well we we

applauded you for the making a successful segue last episode. Yeah. What's my butt name, Chuck? Your ass. We call that thing the Grand Canyon. Okay, that's kind of mean. Why? You don't want to be huge and shallow?

No, I mean the Grand Canyon's so vast. I don't understand why is so vast I've always thought that Hesa had a BBL but honestly I guess this is her natural stickery you should get a BBL BBL Jackie

okay Jock I'm gonna give you an option here you go to Turkey to get your hairline done or you go to Santo Domingo to get a BBL? Can I have one third option? Because I'm like... Can I have one third option? That's where they pull your hairy butt cheeks up to your

hairline. Can I have one third option? Can I have one third option? But it's still attached to your butt. I'm uninterested in both. Genuinely. It's where they remove both cheeks. Can I have another option That's a surgery Because those two seem

No you have to get one I'm gonna get the hair thing Because I don't know I don't really want a BB on my ass I literally already have like a giant ass Can we see it Okay hold on. What?

Ew. Put it away. Put it away. Put it away. Put it away. Don't ask me. I feel like it was a bad angle. I've seen your butt so many times.

So you know that it's a big ass. I don't know why I'm having to fucking drop. I wouldn't say it's a big ass. Yeah, it's pretty normal. No. It's like flush with your back, I think. I'm going to get a better picture because this is ridiculous. I feel like I should not have to defend my ass. I was at the camera angle is at a super crazy.

Are you bottoming? Why do you care what's going on? I'm not bottoming. I'm just saying I have a good ass. You keep wearing these hats that are of no shape to them at all. His hat is crazy. It's a proportion thing with his hair. Stop.

Because your hair is so... Here, let me change the hat. That would not be a normal hat on anyone. That hat would look crazy. I don't know, girl. Yeah, you might be right, Ben. It's still a little weird, and it's because of how wide his hair is when it comes out.

It pushes the hat up and makes it look like he has a little pinhead. Because the hair is so voluminous. I think it looks totally flat, is the thing. I think you're totally flat. And there's no hair under the hat. So like you would think that there'd be some more volume. Jacques,

if you could replace your hair with fiber optic cables that change colors, would you? What color? A little purple, but no, I wouldn't. A little purple. Well, of course purple,

but no, I absolutely wouldn't. I've never thought about this before. I mean, that's way easier than the surgery. It was like purple, but no, I absolutely wouldn't have never thought about this before. I mean, that's way easier than the surgery wasn't like purple, but I don't,

you know, do you want any plastic surgery done? I don't really, not at all. Genuinely. I, I honestly,

I'm like, I'm pretty, I've already like really just like laid into being this fat and like looking like this. I'm not going to totally agree with you.

I don't think I totally honest. It's, it's gone. I don't want... I'm being totally honest. It's gone from a character. I don't want any interventions. Your mic is off. Your mic is off.

I'm just fat and that's a fact. You walked into a room, Ben, and all your friends were giving you an intervention. And they were like, you're busted. You need to get your face fixed because we ain't looking at it. They were all crying.

That would be so sad. But I'd probably stop being friends with them. I mean, if they're going to pay for it, maybe. Yeah, but they're going to pay for it, but they get to choose what your face looks like. It depends on which group of friends. Certainly not either of you. No offense.

What the hell? Definitely not, Jock. Maybe you have. I trust you, Hessa. Thank you. I trust you, Hessa. Thank you. But definitely not jock. No, jock would... Are you kidding me? What would I do? If you had free reign over what plastic surgery you could do to my face?

No, I mean, I would... Honestly, I would just probably, like, you know, maybe help that tan of yours. Just bring you to a spray tan place. I can't do spray tans. Well, I mean, I just think if you're saying, Jacques, you have rain over my body and I legally bind you to that, you should let me do what I want to.

I don't understand why you're changing. If you sign the blood contract with your blood. I mean, if you've already given me your soul contract, I don't understand why you're not pleading. I just, I feel like. Jacques, have you ever given your soul contract to anyone? No, are you kidding me I I'm not stupid

you're weird I'm you know I would never get mixed up in something that I could never get out of absolutely not I'm going to get fame on my own $40 you can't get a my tie for $40 in this town Ben

we think we can get people a bachelor's why pay for something that you're going to get get a Mai Tai for $40 in this town. Ben, pause it. Why pay for something that you're going to get for free? What does that mean? You're asking if I would... The question we asked like five minutes ago. Okay, I found a picture of my ass and I definitely...

My ass is big and I've never... Okay, let's see the picture of your ass. I've seen this picture so many times. Shut the fuck up. You've never once seen this. I saw that picture in your sniffies. Shut the fuck. When a listener out there sent me screenshots of your sniffies.

No, this has never once happened. I swear to God it happened. Whatever, Ben. Just because you keep stalking my sniffies and like sending me weird messages that's your prerogative I'm not interested I think we should just be friends

and I think you should stop messaging me on sniffies Ben please stop and Hessa you too I don't know why you're throwing a period down there because I keep getting weird messages from you on sniffies hey can I borrow some olive oil hey do you have any flour

hey do you have any vanilla extract hey do you have any baking soda I'm not a cupboard I'm creating a meal you know it's just like give me a break I use sniffies for meals I know Jock does

I know that's right do you have a sniffies I can't believe I know Jock does I know that's right on a no will you do you have a sniffies I can't believe you didn't ask Dorinda to come on our show I have need everyone to everyone again hey everyone who listens to this episode and follows me on Instagram

go ahead and repost the pictures of me with Dorinda on your story and comment tag Dorinda and say we and comment, tag Dorinda and say we want you to go on Seeking Derangements. Hashtag we want you to go on Seeking Derangements. Maybe threaten her. Maybe tell her that Jock is really depressed.

Do not threaten her. Whatever you do, maybe threaten her. Blackmail her. Take one of her children hostage and say I'm doing this for Jock Gonsolin. My queen does not deserve this. You're not going to treat her like this. Sir.

Well, we'll see. Everyone out there, thank you so much for listening to today's beautiful episode. Wait, let's hear the final word. Wait, I want to plug a live show that we're doing. Classic Seeking Drainment's final word. Equivalent education for $2,000. That's the plan.

And I think we can do it. We have the capital. So you're teaching like the old school curriculum? Please say yes. Yes. Like what I learned. Yes. European history, it's not evil just because it happened in Europe. Right? Yeah. We're teaching. I mean, it's going to be a classic liberal curriculum.

I can't. Y'all can do this one. I'm not doing that shit man bro fuck this ass pussy alright everyone get tickets to our live show Electile Dysfunction of Election Night Variety show with Joe Castlebaker, Paris Moskowitz Masha Breeze, Ivy Wolk and Thomas White

oh my god Ivy Wolk that's going to be so fun. All the other people are fun too, but I didn't realize. You want to fuck Ivy? No, I just think she's funny. She's the funniest person ever. She made the pot about list boys.

Jaws dropped to the floor because she said something so outrageous. And I said, that is a woman who can captivate a room. And she's going to captivate more hearts. Everyone get ready for your jaws to drop at our live show. Your pants to drop when Jock shows his butt. I am not showing my ass.

It would be so easy to get you to show your ass. I would just say, hey, everyone, Jock has a really tiny, tiny ass. Shut the fuck up. We're going to have the greatest debate of all time. Imagine Alien versus Predator. Ben is Predator. We're going to have the greatest debate of all time. Imagine Alien versus Predator. Ben is Predator. I'm Alien. And I am going to crush his little freaking dingus in the election.

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