Seeking Derangements - SD 355 -Shawn Mendes More Likes Shawn Does-Men w/ Angel Money

Episode Date: November 3, 2024

Happy Sunday! Ben here, on today's ep Hesse and I are joined by the one and only Angel Money to discuss Biden fumbling the Puerto Rican/garbage narrative, Shawn Mendes micro-launching his asexuality, and my deep dive into the TikTok'er @morgandrinkscoffee who is shockingly not a lesbian, despite her tall haircut. Plus Angel and I settle our instagram beef and unpack why we are born fighters. Our live show is sold out, but you can still see the entire program beamed into the overflow venue next door here for only $5! https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=1067930231069 Listen to Angel's show Money Talks here: https://www.patreon.com/moneytalks404/about?

🎵 Welcome everyone to Seeking Derangements. I'm Ben, Hessa is here, and the wonderful Miss Money, Angel Money, the one and only is joining us. Hello, Angel. Hi. How are we doing today? I'm good. I'm about to do a shot. Period.

Period. It has the, okay, this, this mezcal has the worm in it and it's just been staring back at me. I love the worm. When I work at the bar and we have the same one i didn't steal it from the bar i actually bought it but i sure somebody like the the worm always comes out like in somebody's shot or like in their like mezcal soda or whatever and i always bully them into eating it because it's like a thing period and it's always like it's either really good luck or it means you're gonna

die in like a year i forget but there's some i think it's good luck but i'm always like you know it's really good luck i always offer it to people and i like make like pressure them into eating it and they do not want to and then they do and they get so like sad i wouldn't i would have to be really drunk they get they get so sad no what's dead it's been dead for mad long, but I just have no interest in eating a fucking worm, bitch. What does this do? And I'm not doing that. I'll eat a worm. I'll eat the freaking worm.

I would eat a worm. It just tastes like mezcal. But anyways, I figured... If you just don't chew it. If you don't chew it. Angel, maybe you realized we're down a they today. I know. Where is my king?

My thing? Where is my king? My thing? I think. Where's my thing? He's afraid to get back in the ring with Miss Money. Why? We're like good, good. Like I literally just saw each other. I think he might be scared of you.

No, no. Why? I mean, we literally. No, that's not true. No, in all honesty, in all honesty, we planned this episode maybe a week ago angel um and when i got you confirmed i of course confirmed both jock and hessa and jock messaged both me and hessa this

morning he's like hey y'all like 1 a.m at 1 a.m hey y'all can angel can angel record two hours later because i just realized i have a flat i need to get on and i'm like dude i'm not asking angel to move back this time this is your fault he's got a what he needs to move back on a flight a flight girl he always has a motherfucking or they all is it a they is john they he you know okay so you've been hearing him you can hear so totally fine mr she thing them always on a fucking flight always the points the miles must be out of fucking control he is not doing points i don't think you know he's paying cash to the house like no cash yes or getting kicked out of an airport because you can't pay with a check shock is so like checkbook slash

like loose bills and a huge double bag which i can relate because I'm the same type of person what he really is is he is someone who like is so Venmo based oh that's dark he's constantly being I don't even have Venmo I got banned sweetie

well trying to get you on this episode today was like trying to get Edward Snowden on the amount of back we had to go through i got texts from like like six unknown numbers i know people are always people always turn their phone around and be like which one is your current number and there's like 20 numbers with like angel trap phone angel trap phone too angel android angel iphone it is out of control i'm like so i'm trying to stay put on this number for like at least a couple months because it's just been too much today i had i have seven contacts for you on my phone oh yeah and you you're not even i mean

listen there are people with over 20 i know yeah. Yeah, I think I only have four. I got to up my game. I think about all the things I must have, like, lost out on because people, like, texted my old number being like, you have to get on this track with Rihanna or, like, some bullshit. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure I've gotten some, like, crazy opportunities and I'll just never know because it's, like, an old number. crazy opportunities and i'll just never know because it's like an old number but y'all if you don't know i mean don't dm me right now because i'm on my social media cleanse for one month until the 30th of next month but email like if you can't get a hold of me just fucking email me my proton mail which that's ratchet but like just email my like what drug dealers and like

hookers use but just email my email and like the thing is like i can't send emails first because it gets flagged in people's spam because it's like drug dealer hooker email client yeah yeah angel money at onion email me first and then you'll get mine so getting getting an email from angel money that's like this is how to make your clock seven inches bigger with this ancient chinese herb it's crazy because pro top mail spam filter is so bad so i'm just constantly getting like the crazy like you know when you get an email and like the subject line is just like a person's first and last name and then the email will be like did you get it and i'm like no because if i were to be like. Yeah, phishing scams. I always get all of these random texts from numbers that are like,

so you declined my invitation to come to the ball with me? Why was that, Patricia? And I'm like, the way this would work on me, because I would love. Girl, as if you ever decline balls. Let's be fucking for real. As if you ever decline balls, sweetie. I'll for real. As if you ever decline balls, sweetie. I'll go to the opening of a can. Everyone knows that.

Everyone knows that. But let's get to some of the news. I mean, this is our last episode that will be out before the election. Oh, right. The show is ending. That's happening. So the election is happening on Tuesday, and we won't have an episode out before that.

So, Angel, now that you're on, I figured maybe we could get. Oh, my God. Angel numbers two to two. Maybe we could get a prediction about how you think this election is going to end. OK, I feel like. OK, the only time I've been wrong before. Was in when Trump won the first time and I got dragged relentlessly

because I went on Tumblr and I said, I didn't vote because the rig is in. And I never voted. I would never vote, period. Because I believe that voting is like really like satanic, like compliance. And I'm just not doing that. Like I'm not voting for the reptilians.

I'm not voting for the motherfucking fake Christians. Like I'm not that like i'm not voting for the reptilians i'm not voting for the motherfucking fake christians like i'm not doing i'm not voting for anybody i will write in myself like that's what i might do if i vote this year well i guess it's too late because i would have to be registered and all that but i um i'm gonna go and i mean elon saying you don't even need voter id bitch although i'm gonna be bit more like I'll write it in so many but I I think that like I really do think that Kamala the rig is in

like I just don't think they're going to let Trump do it because it's like they're not going to let Elon be like the office of government you know like they're just I don't think that's going to happen it would be so insane if he gets a position I mean I'm kind of interested to see what happened like if i were gonna vote this year for either one i'm not gonna say which one i will vote for but i can't vote for kamala like it's just like i

mind you i love her i've said this publicly i will watch her podcast you know what i mean like i would do that like i would like if she had a talk show, like, Drew Barrymore style, I would watch that. It would be the new Wendy. But I'm not. And I want whatever she's fucking taking. But I don't. My God, can you imagine? I don't want her to be the fucking president. The fake president, sweetie.

Like, I don't want her to be the fake president. Because at the end of the day, like, that's, like, she's, like, Obama too, but, like, worse. Like, I just don't want, like, a sociopathic, but like worse like I just don't want like a sociopathic like yeah I just can't like was she on the island do we know has she been on the island I don't think she's probably too nerdy to

be invited yeah I think she wasn't clouded enough to get on that exactly exactly I don't think she's dark because you know her ass would have been on the fucking island if she could have been. No, she was probably sad she wasn't invited. She was like, I gotta get my clout up. I gotta get to

the fucking FG. Do you think that's a thing? Celebrities who are B-list or C-list who are like, damn, I'm not invited to the Diddy party or the Epstein party. I gotta get my shit up because I'm trying to fuck a midget or whatever they do over there. You know what I mean?

Yeah. The most sinister thing you can do. You have to go to an island with internet and international waters to be able to do it. Yeah. But like, I'm sure there was so many, like, I'm sure like Kathy Griffin was like, damn, I never got to go to the fuck island. Or like, I'm sure like an island. You haven't seen that? There's an episode of The D-List where she's like,

I got to get invited to Jeffrey Epstein's island. And she's going around. She's like, yeah, no, she's like, I'm, she's going to like big parties. And she's like, I can, do you have any kids I can have sex with? Can I touch your kid's penis? And Jeffrey Epstein is like looking on and like shaking his head he said not this clout list not this juiceless bitch going on was like you never you will never come to the island yeah you are you are not on the list do you guys think sia

would have gone to the island i also feel like she's not high she's too autistic no i feel like she's not high up there she's too autistic no I feel like Sia goes to dinner at like Kim Kardashian's house like I feel like she's totally clouded up but I'm just like what does she have to offer anyone I guess yeah I feel like if you're in music

you have to have a certain degree of like connections she's not even clouded enough to stay famous you know so she can't I doubt she'd be able to get on the island I doubt it I doubt it be honest

no I would not go to the pedophile island but if you didn't know it was pedophile you just thought it was like crazy sex island I will like saying no to an island is probably one of the most difficult things for me to do to be totally honest so there's like a billionaire playboy running around new york with a fucking like like that busty bitch with the fucking pixie cut yeah go on and they are like if i had no previous knowledge of who they were well if you knew

it was kind of sus and like shit went down on the island, but you didn't know it was given like children. Is this? If I would, you totally would. If you were a clan though, and they came up to you and were like, do you want to come to our sex island? You would go. The places I have gone after leaving. No. Okay.

Terrible. If I was like, we got a chat right now fueled up yeah okay but i would report the pedophilia and i would not take part report are you a reporting girl i would call 9-1-1 i call my mom i would call my mom and tell her I would call my mom and tell her. I would call my mom and tell her. I'm on a pedophile island. Get me out of here. I'm a celebrity.

Send the guards to shoot you in the head. That's probably what would happen. And you know what? I'd be happy to die for such a valiant effort of... Period. Yeah, I would report it to you. Exactly. And I would say, where's the next island?

I would take care of business myself. You know what I mean? I would go John Wick. That's what I was thinking. I would just. But you know they must have. They must have guards. They must have like 2,000 guards.

Yeah. But I could take them out. I think I could use my out I think I could use use my stealth skills I could use my and they probably got like wizards on the island you know what I mean

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You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. about this election before it's totally over what's happening right now is in the final stretch of this of the campaign both trump and kamala are pretending to be mad on behalf of puerto ricans and trump voters so what happened was this guy kill tony who i was never really familiar with was at trump's uh and that is that's his legal name that's his legal name yeah he was at no it's like like winch something something goal brace Tony goal brace or something and he said that Puerto Rico is a floating island of garbage um and then of course Kamala is seizing

on this because Pennsylvania it's like the highest demographic of Puerto Ricans in the country and that's the biggest swing state. And so she is like, how rude, that's mi gente, you can't say that, you know, this is racist. Which I think it's kind of funny

because of course Puerto Ricans are some of the most like flagged up prideful people of all time. But Latinos at large as a voting block it's not like there's that much solidarity there i mean mexicans hate puerto ricans cubans say puerto rican it's trying to make do you hate puerto ricans yeah i love puerto rican i love okay um i love all latinos um but you coast like them? Which one are you? Are you Cuban? What's your tier?

I'm Costa Rican. Costa Rican. Well, it's kind of like, it sounds like Puerto Rican. It does sound. Yeah, people get confused a lot. People get confused a lot. Which I'm sure you love. I don't, I don't correct anyone if they say I'm Puerto Rican. Whatever.

Oh, you would love that. If somebody thought you were Puerto Rican, you'd be like Afro Latino. I say gay,py um but it's it is just funny that kamala is trying to make this into a wholesale pitch to the entire latino demographic in this country as something that's singularly insulting to them and it's like girl it's not really puerto ricans are pissed and they're rightfully pissed it is kind of racist to say that. But they got a huge upper hand with this because it can galvanize Puerto Ricans in Pennsylvania and elsewhere. And they were riding high, and they're like, all right, we've got a last push to get some final votes in here. And then who but Mr. Joe Biden comes into the picture to totally fuck up this win for Kamala.

He was on. I have to play this video for you guys because Biden has been told by the Kamala campaign to just be like, look, Lilo, you're crazy. He's in an empty live stream to no one. Don't be saying anything too crazy. I can't believe he got out of his enclosure at all. He must have done some crazy shit. Like he must have gotten off somebody. They're literally treating him like an animal at a zoo.

They put him on a line. Well, he is at this point. The fucking dimension, Eva, is the shining down. It's so funny. So he was actually, he was on a virtual fundraiser for Latinos, which is just like girl like let the man just sit in a room you know what does he have any business if i can talk to latinos i know i know it's i think i think that is the whitest man my abuelita

i think the kamala campaign of the white house probably working together to just be like look let's keep his schedule as busy with as much bullshit events as possible so he's not saying insane shit because he's a demented diva but he did get this one out which the trump campaign has seized on and i just want to say the video here the angle is psychotic it's like he's in a room he looks like megamind he looks like because the webcam is pointed at his tissue thin scalp and it's like oh what the fuck and the flag looks like an optical illusion he looks like like you know when you see oh i don't want to say this because it's like it's a free episode yeah well let me not maybe not because i love this person yeah but biden is looking like

somebody somebody you know the dolls are bald i'm so curious okay all right let's let's hear let's hear what mr mr biden has to say here or puerto rico where i'm in my home state of delaware they're good decent decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. His demonization is seen as unconscionable. And it's un-American. So in this clip called All Trump Supporters Garbage, which of course the Trump campaign is now seizing on

and being like, this is the same thing as when Hillary called us all deplorables blah blah Trump is doing photo ops sitting from sitting in a garbage giant garbage truck he wore a garbageman's vest at a rally last night and it is like it's pretty funny of course no one's no one's actually offended at this they're just feigning offense yeah they can like you know rally some support but and kamala is probably so mad at him he fucks up this huge w you ask him just like please joe sit quietly in your chair don't say anything crazy and he's like all trump supporters should be killed just say i told the chef at the white house to make a rose con pollo today for the honor of my puerto rican family yes yes but i don't know i mean yeah like how biological is he still at this point like how much of his body is like

it's actually what he was born with his blood is just like all stimulants even nanites the house like he's being held together by like you know what I mean like if he gets hit by the wrong like activation code he's going to turn into Grey Goo Bad it's going to be really awful

you can put a big magnet in there and catch him on it how about Joe Biden take the substance I feel like his skin is so worn like, how about Joe Biden take the substance? I feel like his skin is so worn out at this point that it's going to start feeling like a birch tree. No, I know. He's kind of like, okay, and mind you, this is another person who I respect endlessly,

and this isn't shade, but he kind of looks like when you catch Madonna without a filter. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. They have the same weird chin thing. They have the same eyes that are too tiny now. Because their shit has just been stretched and pulled, stretched

and pulled and filled and filled and stretched and pulled and filled and stretched and pulled. I mean, Biden is one of the most pumped up divas in the game right now. There's no two ways about that. He looks like glamorous Monique. His shit is so fucking stretched.

It is out of fucking control. It is so crazy. How do they even... He must have a surgical ward in his home like Kim Kardashian. It must be the scariest existence for him to wake up with very little memory and look in the mirror

and be like, I look like Madonna. I look look in the mirror and be like I look like Madonna I look like Madonna why the hell do I look like Madonna do you know about that thing where like do you know that thing about when trannies get dementia and sometimes they forget that they transitioned and then they wake up and they just

scream and they're like what happened to my penis period it happens a lot apparently like dementia dementia patients who like especially late transitioners they like i think it pretty much only happens with late transitioners but they'll like yeah forget that they transition and they'll just like wake up and be like what who is this lady oh my god that's so funny iconic iconic yeah

yeah no it's absolutely what he feels like every morning yeah um but where's my penis do we think he's still got a dick no oh god can you imagine i think all the all the unnecessary parts have been removed just to keep everything going. It looks like an infant armadillo. It's probably so gross and shrunken. It must just be.

But I mean, I think battle of the worst genitals because at the end of the day, him versus Trump's genitals. Yeah. I mean, stormy fucking. What was his dick? Probably looks like a circus peanut no they said it looks they stormy what is that her name stormy stormy daniels stormy daniels not jenner said that he had a mushroom pea it was like a tiny tiny mushroom dick that was like completely hidden by like giant white pubes

I think that like both of them probably have dicks that look like a chewed piece of fat from the side of a steak that you spat back out onto the plate I thought Biden's shit probably actually not that bad and I feel like he takes the Viagra and gets it the fuck up well I think Jill feeds him shit

he puts the moisturizer he's got an intern to put moisturizer on it every day Jill gives me like sex addict the house yeah am I wrong like Jill needs to be banged out like three times a fucking day like lunch break

quickie in the laundry room like I feel like she gets to fucking, like, in public places. But Joe's, like, a confused child now, and that must be dark. That's how he gets his face stretched out. She sits on his face every morning for an hour.

Well, okay, here's the deal. With this whole Puerto Rican situation, I just can't stop thinking about that video of T.S. Madison where she's like I'm the Lurican I'm the Lurican because she's got like new weave it's like water weave and she says

my hair is like a Puerto Rican Puerto Rican and then she says and they're like Selena's not Puerto Rican and she's like Selena not freaking that's me about you ben i'm like ben not freaking yeah we'll see what you guys have to say about about this beautiful beautiful latina speaking her mind is she ab Aubrey Plaza is at least half Puerto Rican, I believe.

Aubrey Plaza is half Puerto Rican? Okay. Yeah. I mean, she's clearly Latino, but. She's clearly Latina. She's mi hermana. Yeah. She's also a white Latina.

Let's see what she has to say about this. I just wanted to very quickly respond to the racist joke that was made at that Trump rally about Puerto Rico, where most of my family is from. Thankfully, my sweet abuelita wasn't here to hear that disgusting remark. But if she was alive today, I think she would say, Tony Hinchcliffe, go f*** yourself. And yes, the Wall Street Journal can quote me on that. Okay, ladies. Okay. Ladies.

Period. Okay. Period. You know what this is giving me? Listen, I'm sure she really talks like this. Like, this isn't to be f***ed up. It's just like I've never heard her talk like that before, which is no, I'm sure she does. And it's her Hollywood voice,

but this has given me, you know, that video of like the, it's like the white twink who wears the do rag and says like, yes, right. Right. Right.

He says, I am Afro Latino. Like that's what this is giving me. But at the same time, like a period, Aubrey, like speak up for your abuelito like like yeah what they're saying and doing and kill tony shouldn't be fucking saying none of this bullshit about what you're doing beautiful puerto rico i mean listen but

let's say this are we team puerto rico or dominico dominican republic um i would it's a tough one Dominican Republic I would Would you rather Be in a room full of Puerto Ricans Or Puerto Rico Well I've got Puerto Rican family so I would say Puerto Rico I am Well I'm I'll go Dominican because I don't want to get We need someone on the other side

I love both Dominican men They're pretty Dominican salon I love both the DR and Puerto Rico. Dominican men, they're pretty. Okay, here's my tea. Dominican salon. Puerto Rican salon. Okay, yeah. Dominican salon.

Sure, yeah. Like if I'm getting a blowout, I kind of want them to put a little bit of hidden perm in the shampoo like they do with Dominican. Like I want them to use chemicals they're not even legally supposed to have on my hair. So Dominican, because that's what they'd be doing in the salons.

If you ever got a blowout in the Dominican salon, you know they put shit in your hair. They're not supposed to. I might actually switch it up here because the Dominican community really did help me out recently because I was feeling sick and I felt like I had strep throat coming on

because i know my body very well and i didn't want to go to a doctor because they're actually very uh tight with handing out penicillin for some reason i don't know why but you can get penicillin at most dominican bodegas because they smuggle it in from santa domingo and they sell it because it's all that stuff it's otc in most of the world you can get penicillin xanax adderall etc a lot of these stuff that are heavily prescribed in the united states you can just get out of drugs you can at mexico in mexico i don't this is the thing. I went in and I was like, I just want penicillin. And they gave me a round of, you know, just penicillin antibiotic pills.

But I think if they're doing penicillin, they're probably also doing other OTC drugs that are OTC in the Dominican Republic, bringing them back to Bodegas and selling them here. So Xanax, I imagine, would be would be in there probably they probably have some benzos hot tip to any of our any of our honky listeners that harass dominican bodega owners for xanax you telling you telling our listeners that is going to be the cause of the the super bacteria that ends humanity hiv hiv too yes yes because everyone's gonna get

start doing so much penicillin that it's gonna stop i just get my motherfucking antibiotics off of the app do you know this app k health it's like crazy health yeah it's called k health and you can go on there and get pretty much anything except for like not controlled substances yeah just be like you can literally just say like i'm damn like i've got it on wellbutrin like 57 000 times but just going i'm being like i'm depressed wellbutrin and then they just send it to capsule and then it delivers it to my house but you don't even have it's just a chat you don't even have to call anybody so it's like you're probably talking to a robot no the house and they're just like you want antibiotics like and i'm like that period it's so iconic it's crazy it's actually

i mean all of those telehealth apps were the reason for the adderall shortage well i think that's that no the reason for the adderall shortage let me get into this fucking reason for that no the reason for the adderall shortage diva is that the government wanted to curb addderall use. So they set arbitrary limits on the manufacturers that they could not make more than a certain amount, which they knew was less than the amount that they would even need to make without the telehealth. And so then everybody was like, it's the telehealth, it's the telehealth. I thought it was the telehealth was overprescribing Adderall.

The manufacturer, because listen, it's not hard to fucking make Adderall. They're fucking making, I'm getting it for fucking 50 cents a pill. Clearly it's easy to make. You just fucking put a bunch of meth powder in a fucking press. No, I'm like the factories are there. Just make more. Yeah. No, exactly.

But they're not allowed to. But what I'm saying is I think it should be in fucking, I've said this for years, vending machines, like at fucking the Duane Reade, like behind the counter, you don't even got to do nothing. You just say, I want, like, we should make it so easy to get like, meth in this country. No, literally. And you think, everybody needs to get their shit

done. Yeah, I know, you would think as like, as brutal and sorry for being leftist here, but as capitalistic as it is. Capitalist! Yeah, you would think the meth diva. You would think the people, the odors would be like, wait, why is meth not free? That's what I'm saying.

They don't even want us to have fun. That's the thing. They don't want us to have fun. They just want us to be depressed. It's Puritan. It's that pilgrim type mentality. Enough pilgrims. They're taking the pill

at a pilgrim, y'all. No, I'm trying to take a pill because it's getting grim. Put the pill back in pilgrim, please. I'm trying to take a pill so I can grin. It's getting grim. It's getting grim, and I'm trying to take some pills.

So let's get a motherfucking vending machine, vending machine with everything. Listen up, owners. We got to put the pill back in pilgrim. Someone else who's clearly struggling with some puritanical strains in their life is Shawn Mendes, who recently kind of came out.

Of course, he's been the subject of endless rumors about his sexuality because regardless of what his sexuality is, the reason why he struggles with this so much is because he's exceed obvious gay man. Regardless of what his sexuality is, the reason why he struggles with this so much is because he's exceedingly conventionally attractive and everyone wants to fuck him. And gay men hate when they see a guy who is this hot and this faggy

and he won't admit it. It makes every gay guy so pissed off because they need to, even though they know they'll never actually have sex with Shawn Mendes, they need to be conceptually as close to having sex with sean mendez as physically possible and the biggest barrier to that right now is the fact that he is refusing to come out but he at a concert he's probably scared because he knows he's gonna get like molested by every gay man he ever passes if he

comes out yeah um and he already seems i don't mean to sound rude here he already seems very molested um the house are you kidding me a thousand yards stare if justin was molested sean mendez had to have been yeah yeah no shade i hope not i don't hope that he was i hope that he was never yeah but let's hope no one ever gets molested again i'm gonna go on record and say yeah we all agree that's the official line of the show let's hear what he has to say for his well kill Tony yeah kill Tony and get molested

if you had a time machine and could go back in time would you molest kill Tony if you knew it would stop I'm not touching him no I would not play the shot play this Mendes play the Mendes clip let. Play the Mendez clip, Diva. Let's hear it.

The Mendez clip. Since I was really young, there's just been this thing. There's just been this thing about my sexuality. People have been talking about it for so long. I think it's kind of silly because I think sexuality is such a beautifully complex thing. And it's so hard to just. This was me and P.E. when the girls would be like, are you gay? Can I ask you a question?

Speaking for 20 minutes about how nuanced sexuality is. As a closeted eight year old. A dodgeball hits you in the head. It's super hard. But the way he says nothing in this fucking video, like, the whole thing is like, I'm figuring it out. I know.

The funniest thing about it to me is the faggy Christian, like, closeted Christian acoustic guitar. No, I know. This is so Hillsong. You raised me up. This is so Hillsong. This literally me up. This is so Hillsong. This literally gave me,

this gave me worship PTSD. I know, right? It is so like youth pastor who is literally so faggy, who is just bringing that acoustic guitar to every meeting he has. Is that really what his music sounds like? I have no idea,

but this is incredibly Christian. Girl, I can't, the only song I know about him is the one with Camila that's like... Mamacita or whatever the fuck it's called. Whatever fucking Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican. My thing

with Shawn Mendes is I feel like... I feel like he's actually not even that gay. I feel like he likes pussy. He's one of those where he's culturally gay. I gay like I feel like he likes pussy he's like one of those where he's like culturally gay and listen I know lots of men like this but

I feel like we all and we all do we live in fucking New York there is so a type of gay guy who's like specifically really only wants to fuck women and if he tried to fuck a guy it would be like weird and I think I think he doesn't like sex at all is my theory no I think he does I like sex at all is my theory no i think

he does i think he's too traumatized he's too molested i think he's kind of like a child star eunuch you know someone who has no no that's my that's my read on he is eating pussy you think camilla cabello was out there looking ratchet all that time? Camila Cabello probably made him have sex with her. That's what I'm saying, but I feel like he likes her. Camila Cabello. She was absolutely the top in that relationship. Oh, the house. You know, she was facing him bad.

Yes. And he was just kind of like, okay, well, this is what you do when you have a girlfriend. But he also dated Sabrina Carpenter. Wait, really? Yeah, sure. sure yes and that's a lot of Sabrina's music is about Camilla and Sean this is now verging on like Illuminati set up

I feel like that's just like a music executive at Disney Records we're gonna mash these two Barbies together and then you can't break up with Camilla yet you have to date her for three more for no sean is very sexual like when he went through i don't think so this is unbelievable when he went through his

camera roll and he was like oh his hands are so big i had to screenshot it like he he he's i feel like he'd be fucking but not i don't i think he cries like i think he's like very feminine i think it's like i don't think that the sex he like i don't think he like enjoys it but i think he's, like, very feminine. I think it's, like, I don't think that the sex he, like, I don't think he, like, enjoys it, but I think he does have it. And I think he gives me, like, molested by, like, a woman a little bit. Like, that's kind of, like, that's dark to say. But you know, like, that type of vibe where, like, a guy gets, like. Yeah. I can see where you're on.

The thing is, like, we we're gonna see that more because as there's more and more female executives like the thing is it's not just men in power molesting like women in power will molest just as easily as a fucking man and they'll do it in like weirder ways where it's like i'm your mommy like it's dark like i feel like it's not. I can see that. But the thing with Sean is you made this whole fucking thing to say this, which I feel bad that he even had to say it because everybody leave this fucking, this poor straggler alone. Please stop speculating on his sexuality on a public forum. It's very rude to do that.

As we're literally. But you know what? Don't you have another thing we can do? Oh, we've got, we've got a bombshell. But I want I want to keep let's let's let's hear Sean out. Yeah, let's let's hear Sean out. Oh, yeah. We didn't even finish the fucking video.

We're tearing him apart. Twenty three seconds in. But yeah, it is just more waffling. It's nine minutes long over Christian. Put it to boxes. And. It's nine minutes long. Over Christian.

Put into boxes. And, um... Girl. Yeah, and it always felt like such a... Trying to put something in his boxes. Something very personal to me. Something that I was figuring out in myself. Something that I had yet to discover. And still have yet to discover.

And, uh... You know, writing this song felt really important to me because it felt like a moment where I could address it in a way that felt close to my heart. And, yeah, I guess I'm just speaking freely now because I just want to be able to be closer to everyone and just kind of be in my truth and you know the real truth

about my life and my sexuality is that man I'm just I'm just figuring it out like everyone that's basically it that's the truth he says nothing he says nothing he literally says nothing.

He sounds like Kamala talking about shit. No, this is if Kamala had to come out of the closet. No. But my thing is like I hated that as soon as he posted this, every outlet was like, he came out. He came out and is figuring it out. And I'm like, Diva, like what does that even mean? He came in.

He's the Q. He's the Q. He's the Q. He's the second Q. Yeah, he's the second Q. He came out as questioning. Questioning. But I think I saw so many. It's the Q. He's the second Q. Yeah, he's the second Q. He came out as questioning. Questioning. But I think I saw so many.

It's so faggy to come out. I saw so many horrible faggots on Twitter posting videos being like, oh, I'm going to be able to sniff this box after all. I'm like, you're going to hell. You're going to hell. Like this tortured, tortured, tortured, molested man. Let me not speculate, but like like let's be fucking for real and you're out here he says that he's been figuring it out and he doesn't fucking know and he's tired of everybody fucking talking about it and you read that as oh i'm gonna be able to

put my nose in his asshole and smell it you need to get real and right with god and yourself and stop fucking gooning upon the timeline because at the end of the day you're literally putting yourself in sinful eyes where you see everything as a sexual conquest we're fucking sean mendez out here saying i'm really tired of everybody coming at me about my sexuality girl i don't fucking know if i'm gay or not i'm trying to also also you can tell sean mendes is not really my type at all but you can absolutely tell just from looking at him he is probably terrible in bed yeah probably very awkward no he cries and he hates it he doesn't want to do it yeah

no i'm gonna say no no i'm gonna say no i'm gonna say no i No, I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say I feel like he knows his way around. I think that he has, I mean, he is a literal, for whatever reason, A-list celebrity, which I don't fucking, I would like to see the streaming numbers on that because it doesn't really check out to me. Who was listening to Shawn Mendes?

But I think it is like 12-year-old Christian girls. Yeah, when I lived in boston he was at um this i went to this cafe across from the restaurant i worked at and my friend worked there and i was like what's up why are there like a hundred uh like pre-teen girls outside and they were like oh sean mendez was just here yeah and they just follow him around these like pre-teen girls i think it's for the it's for the mccartleys of our nation you know girls who have yeah the mckinley yes mckinley's the brooklyn brooklyn are lining up to see sean mendez come out in front of them yeah but the thing is like he can't which i get why he can't really be like i'm gay because it's

all these fucking church people who go be like you know what i mean like that's his audience so also if he fully came out as gay and then um which for the record i don't even think he's gay i think he is just genuinely traumatized and actually confused about his sexuality um but let's say for the sake of the argument, he did fully come out as a flaming faggot. His transition into becoming like gay kind of pop star would be pretty easy, I think. Yeah, but at the same time,

look what happened to Lil Nas X. Like I feel like it is like, do you guys remember when Lil Nas X was like, when Lil Nas X was like pretending like he was straight, even though he ran a barb account, and he was like, he was saying, he like was dating like Noah Cyrus. Did he officially come out? Yeah, he had to come out.

He had to come out as gay. After Old Town Road? Yes, because he was dating, yes, he did. He was dating Noah Cyrus as a PR relationship, and he went, he had to go to Billy Bob whatever his fucking Billy Ray Cyrus Billy Ray Cyrus he had to go to Billy Ray Cyrus

house and be like and I'm sure Billy Ray was like this fucking faggot this big bush queen ass bottom he was zanned out Billy Ray was zanned out on the couch like hey girl fuck actually fuck Billy Ray how about it Billy Ray was zanned out on the couch. Like, hey. Girl, fuck. Actually, fuck Billy Ray. How about it? Billy Ray.

I'm team whatever his fucking ex-wife, Miley's mom's name, whatever the fuck. But I'm team them. But I'm, listen, Miley could tell me to jump off a cliff and I would do it. So I'm team Miley. I do love Miley.

Bangers raised me. Amazing. And dead pets put me to bed. But I just feel like i feel like when these hoes are like oh i because let's be fucking for real everybody knew low and i was x was a fucking bitch we asked by i thought he i thought he was i thought he was fully out the whole time no he was acting like he was straight and then and now he want to come out as a bottom he was like yeah i'm a bottom or whatever.

We knew that. I'm just like, Diva, of course you are. But at the same time, when he came out as gay, it kind of spelled the end of his career. Nobody really wants a gay... Look at Troye Sivan. If Troye Sivan was straight, he would be so much bigger. Not to be horrible.

You think so? I don't think so. No, I do. I do think so. If he was a totally different person he would be so much bigger I mean Siobhan is not that different from Shawn Mendes

his songs are all about how gay he is so you didn't write them songs like you know what like you would just get a different song pack from the song maker and then you would sing a different song it wasn't like oh I'm puffing poppers and these hoes on my top I just feel like you would sing a different song. It wasn't like, oh, I'm puffing poppers and these hoes on my top. I just feel like you would make a different song.

And I just think like a twink who's straight, like that is puberty bait. Like for bitches who haven't- Timothee Chalamet. Yeah, I mean, I guess- That's what I'm saying. There is a model there for the straight twink. I just, I can't-

But who is the gay pop star? When have we ever had a pop star? Troy Svahn. Yeah, but he's still he's like boy George. She was George Michael. OK, but they didn't come out as gay until really far in their career. Everybody knew it. Michael was out.

Everybody knew, but everybody knew about Shawn Mendes. Juan Gabriel of Mexico. Major, major, major. George was also a time. Rick and Rick. I understand. I understand what you, major, major. Wait, Boy George was also out the whole time. Ricken. Ricken. Ricken. I understand what you're saying, Angel. I just, I struggle with

entertaining the hypothetical of if Troye Sivan was straight, simply because he is in the gayest body of all time. Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury. So is fucking Shawn Mendes. I don't know there's something there's something so there's something so physiological about choice of what do you

think about the fact choice of on says he's the top i believe it yeah i buy it i mean i listen i support it but at the same time he's out here giving all these men fucking lap dances on the fuck his sweat. Do you think that his, if I remember correctly, he told Emrata on her now shuttered podcast, High Low, that he. Wait, she shuttered High Low? High Low's over. Yeah. Why?

Why? I think she probably just. It went too low. She probably just didn't like her deal. She got too high and she punched too low. That is so sad because that was actually a really fab fucking podcast. I love that podcast. I love that podcast.

Because, like, she would have, like, Bad Baby on. But the thing is, the concept was so retarded. Like, I'm sorry. Like, Bad Baby is not low and you're high. Like, that's, like, so stupid. Yeah. Was that the concept of the show? No, the concept.

Anyway, what did he say on High Low? The concept of the show was, you know did he say on high low the concept of the show was you know mixing just the you know like high brow and low brow content um but i see um on high low that is where he said that he was a top and i'm wondering if that was so if you think he's lying about that do you think he had a full panel discussion with his record execs and PRs and everyone? And they're like, OK, Troy, we need to promote your forthcoming album. Let's get you in the new cycle. What do you think about telling him, Radha, that you're a top?

I think I could see it being PR, but I also feel like, listen, I can see him topping. Like he gives me that type of twink who's, like, bend over. Like, he, I'm not saying he can't be topping, but I feel like it's a given verse. Like, because listen, here's the thing. I'm constantly with fucking Faggis. Most gave them our verse. And that's what I'm saying. And they will swear.

And they will swear because they're on a top streak where they've been topping hoes on grinder for like a couple months and then they want to swear i am a top only i do not bottom i don't bottom and then you see them a week later and you're like so you still a top and they're like well yes no angel i've i've been saying this for a long time all most gay men are totally versed and they want to top some guys and they want to be topped by other guys i mean listen my fucking producer mason he swears that he's a fucking top and then i see him with a fucking six four muscle fucking huge dude and i'm like so who's doing the bend and let's be fucking for real and he's like there's a lot of big muscle turning into a pretzel there's a lot of gay guys gay guys will bottom for anybody who is like more masculine than them it's just the tea

yeah more or less it's probably the case i mean it's not like not even physically but like energy too i think it's more about the vibe i think it's more about the vibe yes like if a guy i feel like gays listen you all fucking got raised by Gaga. You're all fucking faggots. Not me. Not Ben. Yeah, not Ben. What did you get raised by?

I'm not a Gaga stan. Ben wasn't raised. Who were you a stan of? I was never raised. In middle school, I was a huge fan of UGK and Young Jeezy. With the wrong stat.

No. What? So you didn't listen to any bitches? I did not listen to any pop music. In high school. If I will be fucking for real, I think you got confused along the line. I actually don't think you're gay. I think you got confused. I really think that happens sometimes.

I think somebody gets pulled into it, into the gay lifestyle because I think you're sometimes like I think somebody gets like pulled into it into the gay lifestyle because I think you're like short and I think like you got pulled I think this happens I think guys I think guys get pulled into the fucking gay pipeline

and then they learn them gay skills and they be fucking on men and they don't know how to switch it up and then it's hard and they can't keep up with a woman have you tried to fuck a girl? I have had sex with a woman, Angel. I have had two girlfriends. But that's not what I asked. Has it been good? The one time I had sex with a girl

she shortly asked me after that if the sun and the moon were the same thing. Oh right, you've told me this. You fucked her dumb. That's not what I asked you. No, I did not enjoy. I did not enjoy the sex. But do you think that there is a woman out there? At the time,

at the time, I enjoyed the sex in a very Shawn Mendes way where I was just like, oh, this is what you do. But do you think, do you think that there is a woman out there where you could have sex with her and be like,

it's giving? Or you feel like you really are? I mean, I'll never say no mean i'll never say no i'll never say no i'm really into men now that's so funny um i you know never say no if the right if the right lady comes across my path who knows i will say i will love to be straight married i feel like oh absolutely yeah i would you would leave these gays behind and a heartbeat. If I could press a button. I mean, most of your friends are straight people. Yeah. I don't have that many gay male friends.

I do have some. You don't. But I know in passing. You love the dolls. In passing, I know hundreds of, I have hundreds of gay acquaintances. So what is it for you about being gay? Is it the equipment?

Is it the visual? Is it the vibe? Is it the pheromones? I think men are sexy. Yes, pheromones. And it is an innate attraction to men, I would say. But I'm a longtime defender of the fact that I don't think people are singularly born gay. I do think a lot of it is socialization.

It's an industrial complex, the house. There's also that gay men are singularly born this way. Gay men are on the forefront of consumer um identities in this yes gay men oh yes gay men are piloted for new products you know they're they're a very very there's a reason they say to market forces and there's a reason in that way yes gay men are created by by well i mean the whole of society is run by gay men and like five-year-old eight-year-olds on ipads like it's like i was literally like that's why they say that for like about celebrities i think samantha jones in sex in the city says about her boyfriend yes first you

get the gays then you get the girls then you get everyone else they're on the forefront of gentrification you know travel so many industries gay men are either gentrification because they began bent the fuck over in every fucking neighborhood in new york listen here's the deal wait but do you i mean this is intrusive but i don't give a fuck we're not fucking on the podcast do you what's your position like you'd be topping you'd be bottoming you'd be very i am too lazy to bottom I actually hate bottoming Ben looks like in like a Popeye cartoon when Popeye's lifting a dead

like weight and is doing that weird like back and forth motion that's what Ben looks like how do you know that you've seen it even in the room I'm one of the women Ben's had sex with I'm gonna put women in quotation marks Diva period

and after my experience with her I agree Wait y'all actually fucked or not No Absolutely not I can't even Wait it has to back up Absolutely not

You're a little too happy to say that Okay Okay You two would be You two would be giving Sean and Camilla In the worst way It would be so toxic No I'd be so Sean

We would both get molested No to put a bow on my Sexual position No No be honest You ever had any type of sex It's just us here It's just us?

How dare you? The thing is, I could see you getting really drunk and just misunderstanding something. Not being intentional. Absolutely not. You're a consent. She's a queen. I have a clean record.

And I am... As do I. Not a clean house. I am As do I Clean record not a clean house period Period yeah I'm right there with you You can't keep both clean No you can only keep everything Only so many things can be clean

What's your fucking ban what you were saying Before I accused you Molester That was crazy That was crazy that was crazy um I I don't believe you molester anybody as well

um I don't I don't bottom much it's not fun for me period I'm a control freak I think that's probably that's very evident to anyone who's listened to this podcast but I think bottoms will be control freaks yeah but not my style. For you, you're just like, no.

You ever painted? I'll do it. I'll bottom it. Like, if I'm in a relationship, sure, because I'm usually doing, you know, we're flip queens, but not casually, no. It's too intimate. I'm not here for that.

It's too intimate for me. It's too intimate for me. I don't know how I feel about the fucking flip queens because I'm just like, listen, Diva, is Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve? Like, somebody got to be the bitch. No, someone has to be the woman. I see, I see.

Yes, like, I'm just like, girl, let's fucking burrow. Like, y'all really just go and flip on it. Like, you're just gonna. It's like a competition. It's a competition. It's an incredibly verse phobic line of thinking um but and i and it is i know you'll double down on that i know that's why i said it like i i i you know what like i actually am so here for them like period diva like y'all getting your tins you're fucking munching each other fucking flipping each other bending each other i think that's beautiful but at the same time

i think it's disgusting i really do i personally i just i hate being in the dynamic of like top bottom if i'm like actually seeing someone because that's so just like girl because you don't want to be the check let's be fucking for real i'm not being the woman i'm not being competitive you're competitive you're not gonna pay the bill you'll be like a competition of it you take a little boy out paying the bills you take a boy out you don't pay the bill even though you better bend him over that is no i will always i will always pay if i invite someone on a date i will pick up the tab and then i expect you to invite me on a date, I will pick up the tab. And then I expect you to invite me on a date and then you pick up the tab first.

We'll see, Angel. That's why I'm not dating bottles. Because you want to fucking bend. You want to fucking do the bending, but you don't want to put the card down. I will put the card down. I put the card down for the first dinner. For the first dinner to get them hooked.

And then the next time, what? They take you out and then what you're like oh I've got to go to the bathroom do you mind taking care of this because you know

they're waiting for you to put that fucking card down and then they don't and you're mad they're mad no and then you take turns paying I pick one up

you pick one up I pick one up but then you might as well take turns fucking grabbing your fucking ankles putting them behind your head too that's what I'm saying but so you be doing that you be putting grabbing your fucking ankles, putting them behind your head, too. That's what I'm saying. So you'd be doing that?

You'd be putting your head behind your, putting your ankles behind your head? Be honest. We're done with this line of questioning. We are done with this line of questioning, Angel. Because if you're not getting your ass beat by that dick, you need to fucking be putting the bills. Stop exposing my game on my podcast, please. I'm editing out all of this. You not because i'm gonna take it to fucking twitter i'm at all recording it's gonna be there it's gonna be angel's version

it's gonna be angel's cut where it's just you calling hassa molester and me a yeah scheming top who's really a bottom just just to put it out there, I don't believe that Hessa is a molester. Let's clarify that. You did say you could see it, which is a little concerning to me. I could see, listen, it's not because, I'll say this, it's not because I think there's any hate or predatory behavior

in your heart. I don't think that. I just think you be drinking, and I feel like sometimes when people be drinking, sometimes it gets blurry, but I don't actually believe. I feel like you have it in your heart. Yeah. When I get drunk, I just like go home and watch movies until I pass out.

Yeah, that's true. I feel like you do go home. Okay, so I'm just gonna say, I don't believe. I really don't see you as somebody who could do any type of work. Angel, that's very generous. Thank you for clearing that up. And my only thing is I just thought it could have happened by accident like i don't really feel like even

in that line of questioning i don't believe you ever would have like like with malice in your heart predatory greedy i don't believe you would ever okay no no no no no thank you not on purpose that's so funny okay i have one other thing to show you the qualifications were so funny i have one thing i want to show you guys because this did rock my world um on tiktok i have been seeing this woman whose name is morgan and in all of her all of her tiktoks she's a barista, right? And let me just show you this video first. And I'll tell you, you know what I'm talking about.

Okay, this, it rocked my world. This is just gonna be, she doesn't speak at any of these, right? These are very kind of like silent film-esque. Of course, there's a musical track. Which I love the rebirth of silent film on tiktok let's see this diva um here okay so that's literally it this woman's like Ernst Lubitsch.

It's an Ernst Lubitsch film. So first of all, I'm totally confounded. I was totally confounded as to why this creator has millions of followers because in every single video of her, in every single video that she makes, it is just her behind a barista counter in a set that is in her apartment and then it's a normal coffee and it cuts to a customer walking up which is also her and they have a totally unremarkable exchange the one in this video was just like the priest is like hey i'm sorry your latte is a

little bit too full and the customer is like that's okay i've got a strategy and sips the coffee at the counter and then goes and sits down strategy drinking it yeah no i know this is this is like so like what about this this is what here's my i can actually have a lot to say about this yeah i've been seeing this type of stuff a lot i've been thinking about a lot i feel like there's a new type of creator that is, because listen, like content is so atomized now where people are scrolling for seven hours of their day, nine hours of their day. And they're constantly exposed to literal like one minute or below of content in like nine hour blocks. And so they do, it's like they need stuff that punctuates it. And I think this type of like cozy content has gotten really popular

because people are so tired of like the Jake Paul type of like. The overstimulation of so much content is really. It's like a skit on an album. Yes. It's like an interlude track. The thing is, it's crazy that you can now become a millionaire off of an interlude because. The thing is, it's crazy that you can now become a millionaire off of an interlude.

Because there's so many people watching and they want to see the cozy. Because they're just like, oh, this reminds me of when I was in the cafe. This is what I wish the cafe was like. This is my other theory on it. Is that because, and it also dovetails with this, because people are on their phone so much and are just seeing overstimulating content and and so forth because it makes all that that makes a person incredibly anxious i think people like to see exchanges like this you know in which nothing bad happens no one's embarrassed no one feels awkward there's no anxiety in the room it just it's an exchange an exchange that happens perfectly on

the surface everything is totally fine i think it's also like people's crazy anxieties that they have it's it's like um and also like it's kind of sad because an exchange like this where it's like sorry it's over full oh i have a strategy thank you like normally like five years ago in people's lives this would be for a lot of people like the most social interaction they would have in a normal day but nowadays they're not even having that so this is like the closest thing they can get to it this is their like dose of social

socialization for the day is like well typically when I go to a fucking cafe it's the most annoying exchange ever because it's like bitch fuck you mean you made my fucking matcha this way I'm gonna kill you you are also fighting for your life against a barista most everybody is fighting for their life against everybody and so i feel like it's cool to see that i was i mean i'm into this type of content but didn't this girl get like so so so this is this i went on she does this i went on a

like three hour deep dive into this woman's life because I was like, wait, what the fuck is going on? Why does this person have a million followers? Why is this content so viral? Who is this bitch? She, first of all, is not a lesbian. Yeah, she has a husband, right? She has a husband, which, sorry, blew my fucking mind because another component as to why this made sense to me was that this is content by a socially anxious lesbian for socially anxious lesbians because lesbians, you know.

I can see her being straight. I don't think it's that. But you can be a lesbian and having a husband. Listen, here's the deal. Lesbians get drunk and the first thing they want to do the second they get drunk is hit any man on their fucking phone hop on any fucking dick how do you fucking think studs turn up pregnant diva they literally it happens it does happen it does your whole talk you will meet lesbians who are

like i'm gold star i will never touch a man i will never i will never touch i will never touch a woman who touches men like i'm not doing that but listen there's always gonna be those lesbians who they get drunk sure they do a split on the nearest dick don't see morgan as i don't see morgan as being one of them well you never know i mean the thing is you could be a you could be a lesbian spiritually i mean you're a straight man spiritually and you've been in and do it so why can morgan not also morgan right morgan is she that explains everything i think yeah because she read like yaoi when she was a kid you know what i mean like she was on tumblr the house at her age one one part of my one component of my

research into uh at mor Morgan drinks coffee on TikTok, if anyone out there wants to see some of her videos. She does have a Wikipedia page. She's won various top barista in the country awards. But one thing... I know, she's a diva. One thing that I found absolutely captivating on a conceptual level about her content was this piece of information

i found in her backstory which is that she was during covid um she was in portland she was of course i know it's so portland she was um the victim of a bear mace attack at the cafe that she worked at because someone wasn't wearing a mask. And she was like, you have to put your mask on. And this probably like crazy country folk outside of Portland shot her at the face with a bear mace. And I'm like,

okay, this hasn't been confirmed by her. This hasn't been confirmed by her or anything, but I'm like, okay, this is why she makes thousands of videos about her being a barista where nothing bad happens. And I'm like, here's the deal. I feel like there's such a type of therapy.

There is such a type of creator because I've been watching this girl called Burn Beauty who she got severely burned because her. It's dark. Her boyfriend or her husband or something burned her and she woke up from a coma and first of all the police didn't even want to investigate they just let he said that it was like an accident and whatever but her whole face is burned off all her skin and she does like makeup tutorials over her like burn chart face and she looks beautiful like she's great she has a great spirit but her whole profile i mean she'll even say it like i did this to like get trauma to put myself out there and like yeah this is therapy like i feel like there's such a type of creator that

totally makes sense to me therapy in public to an audience and getting paid for it and it becomes a full-time job and they become wealthy off of their therapy which listen, listen, I'm just going to say period, but also, like, I think it's interesting that that's, like, what everyone is consuming. Like, I'm so happy for the creators, but it's weird that we live in a landscape. It's a little troubling, and it's a little dystopian and strange

that people have to act out their trauma so they can have security in their lives. To me, that's, yeah, like, it's a little dystopian, but at the same time, like, I think it's great for the people involved, so I'm going to me, that's, yeah, like, it's a little dystopian. But at the same time, like, I think it's great for the people involved. So I'm going to say I support it. But I do sometimes, like, when I'm watching stuff like that, I'm like, what am I, like, what am I connecting with about this? Like, it's inspirational, I guess.

But, like, at the same time. There's also a sick kind of intrigue I think a lot of people have to be like, wait, you were burned? Like, well, it's kind of like, it's a little. Because I'm sure her audience is Googling like burn exactly before the burn like yeah yeah you can see that on tiktok always like in the search bar like uh yeah yeah yeah morgan something like that morgan i do think is a trauma-informed creator whether or not she is owning up to it um not that it's anything necessarily need to own up to it um not that it's anything you necessarily need to own up to it is just so interesting to me that aren't we all trauma-informed absolutely

yes absolutely um easily but yeah i was just totally captivated by her content and finding out she was a not a lesbian blew my mind but then it kind of made sense that this is something you do after horrific bear macing. Can you imagine bear macing this woman? It's so crazy. Yeah. I would have to see the cameras to see what went down.

I can see her being a huge mask Nazi for sure. Were you good about wearing your mask during COVID, to be honest? No. I was giving this to Weedie when you hold it up to your face. for sure. Yes. Were you good about wearing your mask during COVID, to be honest? I was giving this the weenie when you hold it up to your face. If I was feeling sick,

I would wear a mask, but usually... Well, my thing is... For the first year I was. I would wear it in the Uber on the way to the, like, 300-person party.

I'm worried on the train. So it's like, I'm not... The thing is, like, I'm wearing it because I don't want these poor people to bear the suffering of whatever.

How many times y'all had COVID a lot? I had it like three times, maybe. I've had it at least seven. Period. I'll be totally honest here and say, I don't really know because I stopped testing. You never got tested. Yeah.

Girl, let me not say it. I don't think I've had COVID recently. I haven't felt like it. I've had it. Sometimes it's not symptomatic, Dima. When all of our brains explode, it's going to be so crazy. Yes, absolutely. Confirmed three times I've had it.

Yes. And I did feel much, I felt much more dumb after each successive. Oh, yeah. I am so stupid. I went down. Like, I want to say I went down like 10. I tested my IQ recently.

You're doing IQ tests. I went down. I went down a bit. Like it was actually dark. Like my IQ has always been, I'm mind you, I'm still within Mensa qualifications. Now you being a Mensa member.

You're lying. Well, I'm not, I'm not, I never joined but i'm i have to pay money i have the required angel you have to become a mensa member what are you talking about wouldn't that be so fucking funny so iconic yeah if i was like card carrying no but the thing is i hate all those fucking nerds yeah i hate those fucking men centers they

what do you have to do as a mensa my my balls I don't fucking you just have to go to conferences or anything you just pay for it they have clubs and stuff but I'm just not I have a cousin who's in mince I think I think he turned up at the mince club but I'm not about it listen because it's like it's a bunch of elons like I'm not about

hanging with those hoes like at all like they suck to me and mind you I like talking to them but also not really like hang with those hoes like at all like they're they suck to me and mind you i like talking to them but also not really like i would rather what i like is when you accidentally meet somebody who's super smart like at the club but they're like lit like i don't like i don't like i would rather hang out with a bunch of dumb bitches than like annoying smart people like yeah yeah i mean of course yeah absolutely dumb people are way more fun but i will say my iq did go down a bit after all my COVID. How many points got shaved off?

I don't want to say. It's not cute. It's not like, but mind you, I will say like scores do fluctuate. Like people, like even like super, super geniuses say that they're scores. We should do an IQ test on the show. No, they're so boring. I would love to see you, Hassan. Why do I feel like Jacques Wimog?

No, absolutely not. Why do I feel like Jacques? No, why do I feel like Jacques Wimog? If we do an IQ test, it turns out Jacques is also a Mensa member, and my IQ is, like, 70. No, your IQ is, like, you're sharp, but I don't think you're, like, I think you're, I can say what I think you're IQ is, but I'm not gonna. No, you can say it.

I feel like you're like high 120s. I'm literally 121. Okay. Okay. Well, then you're, you got, I'm close. Like, I feel like. I am not necessarily a smart person. I'm a very cunning person.

Yes. Well, you're sharp. Like, you think quickly. I think quickly, but not necessarily like coherent maybe mine is 142 yeah i've well that's the transgender 100 well i was trying to say i feel like the jews agenda i feel like you i feel like you are smart because you are like disordered in the way that a smart person is disordered. If that makes sense. Oh, curious.

Like you give me like all of your, all of your like things that I feel like you would consider like flaws are like, I feel like very common amongst people who are very intelligent. Like, I feel like, you know, a lot of people like Einstein didn't fucking clean his house, and his hair was never laid. But you look, your hair is laid. You look fat. It's not a looks thing. I think Hessa is the mad genius. I'm the evil scientist, and Jock is

the guinea pig. Jock is the monster. But sometimes the guinea pig mom. Jock is the Frankenstein monster from the book. Listen, Jacques, I think Jacques don't play with her. I feel like she's secretly smart.

Yeah. Jacques is? But Jacques, okay, this is the thing. Jacques, I'll lock eyes with Jacques because I've been seeing Jacques more. Miss Thing is always fucking, Miss Thing is always in fucking New York, which I love. And I wish that Jacques would just,

I don't, Jacques, stop playing and fucking move to New York. Like, what are you thinking? Oh, God. Angel, he wanted to move to Bushwick and I was like, you can't, you'll be canceled so quickly. Who fucking cares, bitch?

I haven't been canceled. I haven't. No, but Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel, you will have. I haven't been fucking canceled I haven't been fucking cancelled I know but you aren't fucking BPD bitches And he is And he is

And then you go live and say that bitch did nothing Look as someone who works with him I don't want my the podcast standing To be tethered to the pussy he's getting in In Bushwick Just tell him he's only allowed to fuck boys you think he'll listen to me because he fucks boys right no he's in a pussy pounding era he's just been yeah he's in a pussy era he's been chasing tail i met i met a piece of girl i was gonna say something else but

let's not let's not review his slam pieces no she was sweet was sweet. I know who you're talking about, and she is very sweet, and she's amazing. I was fucking with her. I was like, okay, Jacques, period. I see how it goes. You get fucking Trader Joe's, bottle of wine, you bring it home. No, literally.

I get it. No, literally. It's iconic. The house tour. But Angel, he is coming to New York because we're doing our election. When? He should be here by Monday.

I fucking hope he's here by Monday. Who knows? He's always on a fucking plane and he has no idea. It is a perfect storm of confusion and mistakes because Jock is constantly on a plane while simultaneously not knowing what day it is. Bro, he needs to y'all need to get the fucking, he needs to get

the thing that he can record on the plane with because me and Jin just recorded on the fucking, y'all don to get the fucking he needs to get the thing that he can record on the plane with because no me and jen just recorded on the fucking y'all don't know this but i mean you recorded on a zoom on a plane jen told me but he can't record he can't be it actually sounds fab it sounds like it's kind of you need to get this little thing the pod track for you can record anywhere it's no jen was talking with me about it i i would invest in one. But we have our live show. Do you want to comment? I can get you on the list. When is it?

Election night, Tuesday. When is that? Tuesday? Yeah, I'll come. I'll get you on the list. And then you can really keep with Jock. Oh, I'm excited. I love Jock.

The thing is, I feel like people think that me and Jock have beef, but we actually don't. But the thing about Jock that I will say. People think that you have beef with everyone because you're constantly starting fake beefs with people online, me no that was real beef i was starting real beef with you because the thing is i knew it was you i knew it was you and so i was mad which looks actually you know what while i'm fucking here let's get into it moving your mic while we're here let's get fucking into it before we get into the gay list or whatever.

All right, let's do it. I don't know if we're going to get into the gay list because it's going pretty long. Supersize. Supersize. I'm down. So you, why did you, because for those listeners who aren't aware, motherfucking Mr. Ben screenshotted my story. I don't even remember which one.

I can tell you. It was a story that said, in search of a good idea in Brooklyn or Manhattan, it doesn't matter, unpaid. And I was like, Angel posted, you posted this to your Instagram story. And I was like, oh, funny. Screenshot, posted it on our meme account.

Yeah, but you posted it in such a way. You intentionally cropped the fucking username out. Why? Be honest. For the record, stylistically, you can go through that meme account. in such a way that you intentionally cropped the fucking username out. Be honest. For the record, stylistically, you can go through that meme account. I never attribute anything.

I crop everyone's name out. And it has nothing to do with removing ownership. It is more just I want to have a streamlined Let me finish. I want to have a streamlined

See, this is that cunningness. This is that 120 IQ cunningness. I want to have a streamlined See, this is that cunningness. This is that 120 IQ cunningness. I want to have a streamlined, aesthetically coherent Instagram account where we're not shouting out every single person. Okay, but let's be fucking for real. In hindsight, because you're a friend of the pod. I'm not even a

friend of the pod. I am a gay motherfucking icon, okay? So, when you add my fucking, it's like if you cut out T.S. Madison, it's cunt to have the fucking name. It's crazy. Okay, so Angel,

you confronted me viciously on Instagram. I sure did. I sure did. Added multiple accounts and stories and say that you were going to fucking murder me. And what did I do? Why did you say that? And what did I do?

I course corrected and I reposted you did and i said and but did you like how i blamed jock no i didn't you know what i commented jock thank you so much for fixing it i didn't like that because i knew it was not my cousin it was not my cousin i give jock access to the meme account it's only me it's only only ever been me. I know. And I knew that. And so that's when I said, I made it very clear. I'm not beefing with Hesta. I'm not beefing with Jock.

I fuck with both of them. I was beefing with your ass because I knew it was you. But you fixed it, so we're all good. I fixed it. I fixed it. I just wanted to hear your line of thought, which I'm happy to hear it. And I'm happy to put the issue to bed. Look, I'm telling you, you can go through that. I post old tweets of mine to that all the time. I remove

my at. There's very rarely anyone's at, whether it's a tweet or a screen grab. You've corrected me and anytime I post it, angel money, individual thought, or whatever, I will

attribute your at. I'll be all this rah-rah i me and my boyfriend came up with that because we were what lucy and i were walking around and we were walking around and he saw somebody's sublet post or whatever and he said we he i were talking about it he was like oh like it's you might as well say like i'm looking for a good idea like i'm looking for a good no well that's why i thought it was so funny because people are constantly being like i'm looking i'm looking for help on this thing or that thing and dumb dumb like i'm looking for

does anybody have a stylist for free does anybody have this for free i mean mind you i've done it like i'm not hating but it's just funny or it's or it's kind of like i'm getting rid of my desk does anyone want it poc trans to the front of the line i'm like your garbage is trans priority i'm back i went to the bathroom take this to queer housing on facebook like don't be doing this okay queer housing is everything they'll be like hey i have I ate half this grilled cheese. Anybody want the other half? Literally, only trans black women only can have my half of the grilled cheese. I'm like, only black trans women can eat half of your grilled cheese? They're your garbage disposal? Yeah.

I know. It's dark. It's really fucked up. They'll be like, I ate all of these apple snacks, but I have three left. Trans to the front of the line. I'm like, bitch, I don't fuck up what you're saying trans don't eat shit trans black femmes don't eat

trans femmes don't be eating anything anyway and if they do they're man the hell I'm looking I'm playing I'm playing I'm joking I'm looking for the most abused trans and of color person to have my leftover graham crackers

i'm like well i was raped by my aunt i was not i was not fighting in the comments no my that was just my aunt would never my eyes like i don't have a single aunt that were're raping. That was a joke. What I will say is I love Jacques so much. And I feel like everybody thinks we have beef. My thing is I always just want to have beef with you. I know. You're always picking me out.

Why? Is it because I'm the strongest? Well, yes. Like I feel like because Jacques and I could have beef and it would be funny, but it wouldn't be. I don't feel good about that. Jacques is always in pain. Like punching a baby and you know. Right, and I love Jacques. You can rile him up into a fight over anything.

I would beef with you. I would get too hurt if you had beef with me, Angel. I would never. I would apologize. You're also clearly afraid of me, no shade. I would never beef with you. I'm afraid of everybody. This is us. No, I'm not saying it's localized to me, but I would not beef with you. I'm afraid of everybody. This is us.

I'm not saying it's localized to me, but I would not beef with you. You're coming for the Don Diva of the show. Yes, well, I mean, hello. I'm not picking fights with the lesser hoes. Not that y'all hoes are lesser, but in terms of a fight. Well, yeah. I understand. You guys, you, Hessa, you're brilliant and you're super special,

but of the two, between you and Ben, like I would rather fight Ben because I know that Ben- Ben's the heavyweight champion. Well, Ben is a fighter. Like I've seen you, I've seen Ben start fighting people in Klan Asino within minutes, like about nothing. Yeah, about nothing.

Oh yes, I have. Remember that bartender? Remember that bitch, the tranny bartender remember that bitch the trant the the tranny bartender i can't remember her name but y'all got into a fight over something i don't even remember what you went to the bathroom do a bump and then you went out and you were deep in right away well maybe we're just talking no maybe we're having a spirited discussion about no ben will be like an economic situation of the world i feel you because i get into fucking fights with fucking i'm an animated speaker and when

i'm speaking to another animated speaker like you angel sometimes i get in fights in williamsburg diva like i was the biggest fights i get in the biggest fights i get in are on my block with the horrible ital Italian rotting restaurateurs who scream at me all the time. Well, Ben, I've seen you get into extremely serious fights at bars with people over how blonde hair has to be to be considered blonde or some dumb bullshit like that. That's a me-ass fight.

That you refuse to drop in. Literally a fight Angela and I have gone, I don't know about that. I feel like I'm being scapegoated here. Because while I may be a feisty diva, I'm also incredibly socially adept. And I. Yeah.

You just do it for fun. You just do it because it's like for me. I will never ruin a vibe. I will never ruin a vibe. I will never ruin a vibe. Well, I mean, listen. We're not talking about the Monopoly night. We're not talking about the Monopoly night. That is off the table.

That is off the table. No, I'm not talking about Monopoly. That wasn't you. You don't mean ketamine that night for the record. So, no. No, she didn't. That's not what happened. That's not what happened.

You said, man, you want some coke, and it was ketamine. No, no, I didn't. There were two bags on the table and you grabbed the wrong one, bitches. There were two bags on the table and you grabbed the wrong one. You guys are so... No, no.

Liars. Let's get everybody silenced. I hate when hoes accuse me of fucking dosing them with ketamine. Okay, do you have a track record of doing this? I would never. No, everyone knows.

Ask anybody. When I give somebody ketamine. I would never. No, everyone knows. Ask anybody. When I give somebody ketamine, I am so clear. This is ketamine. You can do as little or as much as you want. I will take my bag out and cut more lines, or you can do the tiniest bit of this one. I would never give somebody ketamine. Yeah, because you just grabbed the bag off the table.

No, I did not. I would never do that. You grabbed the fucking bag. Oh, yes, you would. You grabbed the bag, assuming it was fucking, and it wasn't even my ketamine. It was fucking Jin's ketamine. So if you really want to beat somebody, beat motherfucking Jin, which might be,

we can go in and join in together. I'm over the Monopoly night. My wounds have healed. Thank you very much for asking. But the beef with the Monopoly night wasn't even between you and me. It was between you and Lilith so I don't even know why you're acting like

we've already unpacked this other show I know well we should do another one and I'm not getting back into it you dragged all of us into it you were like it's trans versus me as usual because that's what it was and then you went to go meet some gays

sorry no I went to Paul's Dolls bitch to hang out with the trannies you went to Paul's Dolls, bitch. To hang out with trainees. You went to Paul's Dolls? Yes. Girl, the trainees were only nice when you... You went to a party in the East Village that night. I remember. No, I went to Paul's Dolls. You did not go to Paul's Dolls.

Okay, this is... I'm getting flashbacks to the night. Everything I said was wrong. Trans versus men. Trans versus men. See, I like hanging out with straight people more because none of this ever happens because you went to a party in the East Village.

No, I went to Paul's Dolls. I was supposed to go to RuPaul's Dolls last night. And unfortunately, I was supposed to go with Lilith and she backed out on me and I was so mad and I was already pressing my fucking feet out. Actually, I'm being sober. I wouldn't have come. But we should go to Paul's Dolls together sometime.

I know you didn't come to my fucking birthday. I was mad.ahl's together sometime. I know. You didn't come to my birthday. I was mad. I'm being sober. I know. I didn't come to your birthday. You can't be sober at a bar? Oh, well. I know.

I cannot. Oh, well. Period. Well, you know yourself. I'm actually going to respect that. Yeah, I know my boundaries. I know if I go out, especially if I go with your ass, I'm drinking. Okay, well, y'all better motherfucking...

At your show, you better do a birthday shout-out. That's my exception. Well, we'll do a birthday shout-out. Okay, well, you get to drink it and then do a birthday shout-out to'all better motherfucking i'm at your show you better do a birthday shout out that's my exception i well we'll do a birthday shout out okay well you get drinking and then do a birthday shout out to me at your motherfucking we'll do a cheer we'll do a cheer my birthday we need to do angel money cheers how about it we will change the morning i promise i do four shots of five six how many shots i did a lot of shots of moscow not i turned into bad baby well you'll you can come on stage with us when we rap, and we will do it. Oh, you know I love to rap.

I'll be rapping. Angel, do you want to do it? You should do it. You should play us out. We'll get you up there to rap. Yeah, for the ending. I'll rap. Yeah, we can figure something out maybe,

but I'll definitely get your name on the list. Everyone out there, by the way, get your tickets. When you hear this, we may be sold out of the tickets in the main room. We probably are. There might be some still available. You can check there first.

But in the event that we sell out, which is likely, there are $5 tickets open at Parklife, which is a venue next door to where the main show will be happening and they will be streaming in the entire show to that bar and those tickets wait what those tickets are like five dollars it's like an over okay that's kind y'all are selling out the motherfucking venue and then you're having to do a satellite venue yes mama

period okay thank you for the support, Angel. It means a lot. I'm going to take out one of you hoes and take your place on this motherfucking podcast. If y'all selling out motherfucking multiple venues. Jock didn't make it to the show today. You could replace any of us, I feel like. I don't want to say whoever replaced.

You know good as me because it's me. I feel like Angel is more replacing Jock Because she's fighting with me constantly Yeah And kind of the wild card I would never The thing with Hessa is I could never hurt her

I would actually start crying If I ever hurt Hessa It would be so dark for me Because she's a gentle But you love to hurt me You don't think I'm sensitive You don't think I'm capable of feeling pain it would be so dark for me because she's a gentle soul. But you love to hurt me. You don't think I'm sensitive? You don't think I'm capable of feeling pain?

I never said that, Diva. I just think that we're more equipped to battle royale because the thing is, let's not act like I'm fucking stepping on your motherfucking toes. You loved a fight, so let's not. Sometimes it does stress me out. You what? Sometimes it does stress me out. What what? Sometimes it does stress me out.

What, me and you fighting? Well, more you attacking me than me needing to defend myself. Girl, well then why don't you just... To defend my honor. You don't have to defend your honor. Just be the motherfucking bad guy, Chun-Li. Like, it's not... We don't...

It's not... It's never that serious. No, I know it's never that serious. We can always do back channels. It reminds... We can always do back channels. It reminds me. We can always do back channels. Yes, of course. It just reminds me of hanging out.

The only time, the only other people, the only people who bully me, like you do, like jousting, good fun, bullying. Who, like Jen? It is only the transgender women in my life and the bros in my life. Well, who bullies you? Like Jen bullies you? Jen picks on me, teases me. Yes.

Jen, you. Lilith has a little history of doing that. But Lilith, no. Hessa will also do it if the other demons in the room have learned on me. I can speak on the Lilith thing. Hessa will betray me and I can speak on the Lilith thing. Has it will betray me and join Camp Angel once the-

The only reason Lilith was even coming at you was because I felt like she saw you as a manifestation or like an accessory to Jen's racism, which is very triggering to Lilith. Like I feel like Lilith is very- I'm not a racist person. I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying, I think that like with Lilith. Like, I feel like Lilith is very... I'm not a racist person. I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying I think that, like,

with Lilith, like, she is... Mind you, the bitch is a motherfucking Soros. Like, she can't... She's got the woke shit. Well, she is. She's got... She's got a woke shit in that brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean?

She wouldn't care. I'm just saying she's... Lilith like if you're listening you go after angel for this one not me for what for saying that she doesn't like racism she doesn't like it's not just for whatever i'm just yeah for whatever i'm just making a blanket statement at the beginning of oh y'all y'all scared of the fucking sword no i'm not not like that no i'm not it's not like that at all no it's not like that. No, I'm not. It's not like that at all. No, it's not like that. But we should probably wrap soon. Hessa and I have to get to planning on this live show. Yeah.

Okay, period. Angel, come back on soon. This is so much fun. Yeah, I will come back on whenever. What's up? Can we get money talks? Can we do a money talk shout out? Or any plugs if you're playing.

Yeah, we can. I'm actually about to release a bunch. I've been like. Period. Let's hear it. So, yeah, I'm doing money talks. a bunch. I've been like. Let's hear it. I, so yeah, I'm doing Money Talks, my podcast. One of my favorite podcasts. It's so good.

I will say I feel like I have one of the best podcasts in our shade. You do. It's so good. But I'm so bad at putting it out. But I do have a couple of really fab episodes. I have an episode from Amsterdam with Baby Nymph that is so good where we're getting, we're literally getting, so we have like a dose nurse.

And we recorded it in my hotel that the promoter that I headlined this club, Tilla Tech, which used to be the school in Amsterdam. And in Amsterdam, I had like a spiritual awakening. It's a long story. But- Jen told me about it. You're Muslim now? No, she's Christian.

I'm Chris-lim. Like, I'm kind of both. Like, I'm kind of feeling Christian and Muslim. I'm a little bit. I'm a little bit, like, how is that racist? That's racist? No, there's nothing. It's just a beautiful turn of phrase.

I thought you said racist. No, I'm feeling Christian, and I'm feeling, listen, there's truth in the Quran, the house. Oh, absolutely but i i'm just trying to figure out what my truth is but whatever anyway me and baby you're being so sean mendez about your religious identity i am well i'm figuring it out like that's real like i feel sean but me and baby which that it it's so fucking fab that her name is baby i I don't know if you all know her. She's like this iconic producer. I love the name, though. She was like besties with Sophie when she was still alive.

Like she ran Athens before she moved to Amsterdam. She ran the Athens scene, like did a boiler room in Athens, which is crazy. But she's fab. And it's so funny because her name is Baby. So you're like, oh, Baby, can you do this? Oh, Baby, like what's good? When are we going to get to the club baby like it's like it's so cute but we did this episode and nina who's this iconic berlin like doll dealer stripper like cunt bitch who's safi gothavar's girlfriend

she and river's girlfriend actually i think but she we we did this episode where we're just railing against like the non-binary Flint takeover. Oh, I love the Flint. The Flintity was so funny. And she, we're about to put it out, but she, it's, we just went off and off. And the whole time, Nina is like fucking cutting up lines, giving us doses of GBL, sweetie. Not the, not the H, not the HD, but it's the l l for lots of drugs like we were doing lines of three four k g etc which i'm not doing methadone anymore i decided well i'll do it

sometimes evil okay here's the deal it is evil i I think three makes you into a Machiavellian spirit, but four makes you into a demonic bimbo slut, which I'm kind of more into that, but I'm not. But methadrone in general, I'm trying not to do because it's like, let's be fucking for real. It's demonic.

Methadrone is a drug. You know they have seven now? I've heard about it. Which I haven't done. The thing is, with every new number, I'll try it, demonic like mephedrone is a drug you know they have seven now i've heard about it i'm which i haven't done i will the thing is with every new number i'll try it but like i do feel like like because i i have to know what it's giving like i i will try any any number once so when they make well i'm not going to say you have so many phone numbers because you try every number yeah you're trying i wonder wonder how long

it's going to take before I've had every motherfucking I'm literally going to buy them all. I'm coming for all y'all numbers. At some point I'm going to take over everybody. This episode that you're describing is available on Patreon. It's going to be available. I'll say I'll put it out in the next few days.

It'll be on my Patreon burst which is Patreon Money Talks 404 which I'll put it out in the next few days. It'll be on my Patreon first, which is Patreon Money Talks 404, which I do put, like I'm honestly mostly uploading there right now because I just don't feel like the free stream like deserves it. And I'm being low key. Yeah.

But it will be, that one will be on my free feed, Money Talks with Angel Money. Period. On all platforms. Love. We'll get the links in the bio

of the description. Guys, go listen to Money Talk. Subscribe to my Patreon. There's way more on my Patreon. There's a back catalog for sure.

If you haven't heard before, there's plenty of stuff available on the Patreon. Oh yeah, there's a lot. It's fabulous. Support the Dawn Diva. Support Angel Money.

I'm on two episodes. Hess is on there if you want to listen to her. Angel hasn't had me on yet, which is quite interesting. Well, let's do it, bitch. Like, why not? And the thing is, I have my new setup where I, like,

I, like, spent a lot of money building this setup where I can do it from anywhere now. Easy. So, I can literally, I mean, we recorded me and Jen. Let's do one me, you, and Jen. That'll be fun. Oh, that'll be dark. Yeah.

Actually, I'm setting myself up to be bullied again. I'm like, wait, why does that happen? No, I haven't. That's a little joint. I haven't spoken to Jen lately, so we'll see. Wait, are you two fighting? Well, you have to leave us on that. We're not fighting.

We have to wrap up. We have to wrap up before we insult all of our friends. Yeah. Guys, thank you so much for listening. Get tickets. Subscribe to our Patreon. Subscribe to Angel's Patreon. And goodbye.

Talk to you later, divas. Bye. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Thank you. Hey, hey Oh, oh, oh Hey, hey Hey, hey

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