Seeking Derangements - SD 369 - Drones & Crones

Episode Date: December 21, 2024

Ben here, today Hesse Jacques and I discuss wether or not Nancy Pelosi's honkers had anything to do with her spill down the Duke Of Luxembourg's marble staircase, react to Peter Theils comments on Luigi Mangione, and review Grindr's year-end lists of bottoms, tops, and babygirl's per capita. We also, of course, wildly speculate about the drone sightings in and around New Jersey.

🎵 Okay, I'm recording on my end. Should be good to go. It's a free episode. I am also recording. I am not. Amazing. Welcome to Seeking Derangements, everyone. It's Ben.

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So, guys, it's been a busy week. Guys? Interesting. Sorry, guys and ladies. Queen, actually. Your majesty. Men and totally normal women here as well. I'm just kidding, of course.

You're just kidding. I'm not totally normal. Yeah, I was about to say, yeah. Period. Maybe. Who knows? Who really knows what I actually mean? I don't want to be totally normal, honestly. I would love to be totally normal. Period. Maybe. Who knows? Who really knows what I actually mean? I don't want to be totally normal, honestly.

I would love to be totally normal. Tortily. I would love to be too. I don't know if that's happening, Jock. I'm sorry to tell you. I don't know. You might be tortily normal in the way that you eat a lot of tortellini. Yes.

I said, dear Santa, will you please make me normal this year? The normal adult thing to do is to ask Santa for something. Santa, can you make me a big boy finally? Is there a different Santa for Cajun people, Jock? Yeah, it's like the blackface one. It's like the blackface one. They're kind of blackface. What's his name?

Pierre. Pierre. Oh, I can't. Never mind. Well, they do say you better be good or the ruggeroo is going to get you. Okay, hang on. I'm sorry, Ben. I know we have things to get to.

Who's the ruggeroo? We got to break this down. Who's the ruggeroo? It's like a Cajun monster that gets bad children. What does ruggeroo look like? I think like a werewolf. Okay. Is it real or is it fake? I have to imagine if it was real

you would have had the Rougarou at your footsteps many a time. Yeah, I've never... The Rougarou is a legendary creature in French Dyspora communities linked to traditional concepts of...

For everyone at home, Jacques is not reading from a computer right now. This is how he normally sounds. Completely off the dome. I'm domed, bitch. I've been getting domed all morning. That's why I sound this way. I'm just picturing Chucky from the Rugrats, honestly, when you say Ruggeroo. Yeah, I'll

be honest, I'm not afraid of it. Oh, I'm not. I actually do hate it. I always thought it was... You hate it. You're not afraid of it, but you hate it. You have a longstanding beef

with the ruggeroo. This bitch. I'm so sick of this ruggeroo. Yo, Ben. Ben, I'm so sorry. After the episode, I'm so sorry. Can you mute ruggeroo?

I don't want him to hear it. We gotta delete every mention of the ruggeroo. I'm scared. I know he's a listener and he's gonna come after me ben please i know he's subscribed man please please just like every other rockabilly woman i've doxxed on this show i will need you to spend four hours beeping its name after the recording please even though you jock would you would you hook up with the ruggaroo no would you hook up with the ruggaroo for what's the lowest amount

of money you would hook up let's say the rugg? Let's say the Ruggaroo was wearing a red wig and had double Ds and a Sailor Jerry tattoo right on its forehead. Yeah, that full Sailor Jerry tattoo shaved. That said, I vote. But because it's shaved, you can see that it has like 17, 18 nipples going down the front of it. Yeah, like a pregnant dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I love that you sold me on the pregnant dog bit. That's what's holding for you? The ultimate woman. It's a pregnant dog with Sailor Jerry tattoos. Two rows of rubber dressed out titties.

If a woman had like six nipples, it'd be hot. Okay, period. It's totally possible. you guys ever see the um i'm sorry ben i know we have no fun too so i just wanted to intro another beautiful old woman but i'll save my segue i um have you guys ever seen the the first episode of the dana carvey show the canceled show on nbc it was a can i just tell you the story of it the diet mug dana carvey show, the canceled show on NBC. It was, can I tell you the story of it? The diet mug,

Dana Carvey show. Cause it's so beautiful. What happened? It was, um, prime time, like eight o'clock on NBC. When was this?

This was in like the early nineties, like late eighties. Hey, day of sitcoms. I just want to, I just want to point out it aired immediately after Home Improvement and was often called

it was often renamed the Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Garfield show which is such a mouthful Google but the writers were like Ben Stiller Charlie Kaufman Bob Odenkirk

all these crazy writers and um the like the first sketch cold open of the first episode was dana carvey doing a bill clinton impression so it was like 94 or something um yeah and in the middle of the bill clinton impression dana carvey opens his shirt and he has like dog nipples going down his entire oh the writers were louis ck yeah louis ck charlie kaufman yeah and the guy who made moral oral yeah he just feeds a bunch of puppies with his dog nipples and the show was canceled for that like after like eight episodes i i've seen this clip out there before. It's beautiful. It's pretty disturbing.

I did send a picture of how it was the original title said The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show. I was watching there's this thing where it's a bunch of like I feel like that's a joke from an episode.

You do remember some no really stupid pieces of pop culture that no one else can like fact check so i'm kind of like okay well no that's all you got up there well no no no no i was watching because there's a uh there's an episode of home improvement about one of the kids dying because of some kind of like illness and it was the hiv age special yeah the kids like i don't want to die and um and then they're steve carell david spade it's like a bunch of like current comedians watching it or like you know current actors and at the end of it they're they're all like almost in tears and then it's like uh this episode will premiere right after the diet mug dana carvey show they're in tears because they were laughing so hard yeah dying right yeah that's it's i love the idea that jock when he wants to watch an episode of home

improvement he has to watch like the surrounding four hours of the run you have to see the whole block yeah you gotta see the whole block well speaking of someone who refuses to die and has very notable breasts there's a lot of stories me again sorry no not you there are a lot of stories in the news this week we're gonna talk about the

drones over New Jersey we're gonna talk about Peter Teal reacting to Luigi Mangione's um epic and iconic assassination and a few other things but what i wanted to get to first is nancy pelosi falling nancy pelosi falling down the marble staircase of a like the duke of luxembourg yeah she's like i mean has got to be one of the most embarrassing things like in her community like i feel like that's like a suicide attempt because that's where you want to die i would fucking kill myself if i did something that's embarrassing

yeah this is i can't imagine is it on video is there a video no unfortunately there are no clips and like i said we're going to talk about the drones my theory on it it's probably that nancy pelosi has dispatched them because she's distracting from the fact that she absolutely fucking like just fucking fell down these marble staircases she sent out the fleet yeah she sent out the pelosi fleet the pelosi distraction fleet but this is the best we have because i did scour the internet trying to find a clip. This is a first person account of the incident by a guy, some fucking politician, I don't know who is there with her, but it's very funny.

If you want to interject, just raise your hand, I'll stop it. Let's hear this. Yes, ma'am. Speaker America Pelosi in the fall that she had. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, you know, your thoughts to her, what you experienced there. Can we pause real quick? Yeah, what's up there. Can we pause real quick? Yeah, what's up?

This guy's wearing a wig, right? It seems like it. That's one of the most obvious wigs I've ever seen. I'm trying to see who he is. He's a congressman from Texas, but yeah, he does have the... He has the gray hair that's just like way too full you know so it does look like it does look like a car salesman wig yeah but he's yeah he's

in he was in luxembourg with with pelosi she's doing well uh she had a hip replacement uh i was right next to her um she likes to wear high heels yeah very high he's horny one of her last steps on this marble staircase it didn't have a railing and she lost her footing and fell to the ground okay i love why does this guy talk like a fucking comedian yeah you put your high heel on on the staircase i i know what you mean by that, Jacques. He's talking like a caveman caricature. Oh, are you okay? Yeah, exactly.

I love him kind of like slut-shaming, being like, well, she is old and she won't stop wearing those pumps. No, for the people at home, the grin he gives when he says that she was wearing high heels he was smirked is he like literally as hard as a rock you could he's like yes this bitch like yeah he did he did wink and lick his lips after that as well dirty fox this dirty fox yeah he gave a thumbs up to the camera and he did the thing where you do a circle with one hand and a finger with the other yep in and out in and out yep and by the way

afterwards she she winked her her lips she's in the background also by the way and not the lips you're thinking of nice yeah nice i mean i do think that like i mean like she has such a commitment to like being the biggest bimbo in congress like she's got yeah some huge knockers on her she's got you know a very just like kind of precarious scaffolding on her face with her it's kind of iconic well honestly would it be impossible i do think it's kind of like it's kind of like we have this like really really of course like ancient gerontocracy and a lot of them have horrific plastic surgery done that must feel incredibly disorienting when you're already in the like last stages of your life you know what i mean when yeah i feel like you're already 84

you're already like 79 whatever like you're up there i feel like your relationship to your body does start to get really strange and like things start to not work i mean your body starts to fall apart but like on top of all of that when it's hard to balance just normally for an 84 year old woman you've got some of the biggest knockers an 84 year old has ever had she's so top heavy she's so top heavy and she's lifted up in the back by like these one foot pumps that yeah i cannot it's like she must have leaning forward if she leans forward i can't even know a little bit she would take a tum. I'm kind of shocked this hasn't happened before. I'm sorry, but that description just makes me think that you're so

horny for her. I think she's horny for herself. I mean, yeah. She's AGP. She's OPP. Other people's pussy. But a hip replacement is one of those

surgeries where like like I feel like a hip replacement it's like it's the beginning of the end I feel like it's like a surgery where it just fixes it you know it's like I don't know I feel like hip surgeries are like

like a knee replacement is like you're gonna need a walker or a cane forever. So I think hip replacement... It depends on how bad the damage was. It's pretty rare that you would have to get a hip replacement, obviously, if you're not ancient. Dr. Jacques has entered the building. Well, well, well...

Jacques, tell us what you would say to Nancy Pelosi if she walked into your Luxembourg office with a broken hip. What would you say to her? Maybe you play Nancy Pelosi. Okay, I'm coming in. Go out. Hello there, sexy. Oh, lady.

Hello, handsome. Your hip's all the way over there. When it should be right there. You're a beautiful lady, aren't you? I might be the president of Luxembourg, but this is ridiculous. Let me just take a step with my left foot. That was beautiful. Let me just take a step.

It just cracks. I'm so worried for that woman, but not really. She's fine. She's fine. She's fine. I don't know why I talked about hip replacement. She's going to be totally okay. The funniest thing about this is that she took a photo right after.

I'm trying to find the photo. It's so funny. Is she in a neck brace? Did they put her in one of those neck braces? No, she took a photo after falling. She stayed to get a group photo with everyone at the foot oh my god at the foot of the staircase and she looks she looks like she is in so much fucking pain oh my god wait put it on the screen i'm trying to find it i'm trying to find it

um that's so beautiful it was hilarious love her for that but I mean I think here we go breaking a hip is so serious especially for her age yeah well no it's it is true it's one of those it's like the last thing you hear about everyone's grandma before they die

not to be morose I feel like they've got a while after like um i think everything i'm saying about hip hip like replacements is based on the line from 30 rock where jack says she has a titanium hip like the terminator here is the photo of nancy oh my god oh my god dude i love the red circle circling her feet like it's on uh photo of Nancy. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. I love the red circle circling her feet like it's on

WikiFeet. It's a bevy image for sure. Wait, can we look her up on WikiFeet and see her rating? Yes. I just look at how tightly she's gripping this guy's hand. This was the guy in the video earlier. And she's pale as a fucking ghost. He's so excited was the guy in the video earlier she and she's pale as a fucking ghost

he's he's so excited about those those pumps are pretty big i don't know she's like cringing with in pain girl she broke her fucking hip like can you imagine the amount of pain you'd be in and it's so funny you fall down it is scary it's like embarrassing enough to fall down like as a young person in front of anyone you are an 84 year old woman falling down in front of like 30 of the like kind of some of the most powerful people the richest people on the planet well you have this country yes and then you have to take a photo in front of a golden staircase that just broke your hip with everyone and pretend that you're not in pain. It's like...

Yeah. So a little bit of the embarrassment. It's like making her take a photo with her abuser. She's taking a photo with her abuser. Literally. I didn't even mention the most embarrassing part is that she said she was having a really, really, really good day before it happened and she had just pulled out her iPod Nano

to listen to pumped up kicks. And she had just pressed play. And she said that when she tripped down the stairs, she broke her iPod Nano. So there's a GoFundMe now for a new iPod Nano. Her new iPod Nano. Everyone, please donate. That's so cute.

We'll put the link in the description. It's on the White House page yeah White House.gov not to sound bleak but I mean you know it's obviously mostly something that only affects older people

of Nancy Pelosi's age however Ben doesn't keep up with this person, but someone we used to work with has lost half of their hip. Okay, this is something we say on a free episode.

From drinking. Okay, I don't care. That's not okay to share. Let's watch the rest of this video. Yeah, I immediately helped pick her up and we took a picture. After that, you can see me holding her. Wait, pause it, pause it, pause it.

Very soon. Yeah. He makes it sound like they took a picture of her on the ground crying in pain. And they were like, you know that footage exists. The footage of her falling absolutely exists. No, they've gotten so good at wiping things

from the internet lately. It's so sad. You can't find anything. I would kill for that footage. It'd be so fucking funny. I know. Let's hear what else this guy has to say. Soon thereafter, a vehicle showed up.

A vehicle showed up. A vehicle. Speedy recovery. She was transported from Luxembourg to Ramstein. And specifically the long- Okay, pause it. Pause it. Pause it.

Yeah. Ramstein. The band? Yeah, she- They brought- They fixed her hip and made her go on stage. Yes. They brought her on stage at the metal band show i mean this

must be like again like the most embarrassing circuit for her to like fall out this is like a gay guy having a prolapse like between fire island and p-town it's like so fucking embarrassing for her it's so funny to imagine like she's at the palace in luxembourg the richest country in the world probably like what like an incredibly like modern but like classical building with modern like furnishings yeah and they take her and they bring her to ramstein which i'm picturing like a dracula's castle type stone building with like it's cloudy there's like a lightning striking and it's like just a bunch of lepers and her and they just close the door they drop her there yeah you know what you know we're done with this toy a vehicle came and picked her why wouldn't he say a car because

if you say ambulance it'll make me seem old and i'll fucking kill you you need to yeah i'm picturing because of that i'm picturing like a v tall you know like one of those planes that has like upwards propellers on the wings you know what i mean yeah you know you know what this uh if there was the footage of her falling you know what it'd be exactly like peter griffin falling downstairs for like 10 minutes no no no no no no it'd be like a youtube search of peter griffin best falls two hours no no no no it would be like one of those videos where people push a bottle down the stair a glass oh yes and try to see how long it takes to break except literally it takes just one step with this bitch actually probably, probably the Luxembourg diplomats were all standing behind her being like,

I bet 20 Somalians she's going to break in steps. Somalians? They use Sims money. Oh, nice. I thought you said Somalians. I'm like, that's dark. I bet 20 Somalians. But yeah, I mean, it did,

as this guy said, it was just one staircase that she fell down. Like imagine if she had fallen at the top of the stairs, it would have been fine. If it was an up escalator, she would have just kept falling down it. She's such,

she's so the kind of lady to keep falling up an escalator. Yeah. I want to know if it sounded kind of like a xylophone being hit once or a vibraphone being hit once. Like when skeletons turned one of their friends into

a xylophone. Yeah. Literally. That was the sound it made. It was a steel drum. Did she let out this? Or did she go out did she let out this or did she go ow

I actually have inside info on this I got the New York Post earlier today and I read on page 6 it said that she farted when she fell and it smelled really bad it smelled really really bad I mean you know her farts are fucking stinky.

Because all she eats is sardines and all she drinks is liquor. All she eats are sardines. It's so crazy. How do you think she's alive still? It's because she's eating preserved food only. She looks like one. Let's switch up a little bit.

Wait, do you guys remember when Justin Trudeau was like, my special skill is that I can fall downstairs? No, I do not remember that. Wait, you don't remember that? There's like a video where he's doing an interview and this guy interviewing him is like, do you have any secret abilities that no one knows about?

Yeah, and he's like, well, you know, in college and in high school, I used to do this fun thing where I would fall down the stairs on purpose for fun. And then he demonstrated and he just fucking... That's so right. I wonder if there's a correlation between the amount of times he's fallen down the stairs

and the amount of times he's worn blackface. Maybe so. What do you think about the conspiracy theory that he is Fidel Castro's son? I will just say this, that the white Latino... No, I wouldn't, but the white Latino genetics do not

lie. I see myself not eating him. I don't think we look alike, but I think we have a similar phenotype. And I... You're much more handsome. I could definitely see... Okay, don't even thank me for giving you that compliment. Oh, thank you're much more handsome i could definitely see okay don't even thank me for giving you that compliment oh thank you so much thank you so much that's sweet um it wasn't actually bad

but i can see i can totally see it and the timeline matches up um because he does have that kind of like devious like latino bone structure that only looks devious when it has white skin over it. I know that sounds insane. No, no. I know exactly what you mean. He kind of looks like a cartoon scene. His smile reminds me of Jafar.

Have you guys ever seen the Barbara Walters interview with Fidel Castro? Yes. Where she is so wet for him it's unreal it's beautiful he's really handsome he's he's amazing he's like so sexy charming player oh he was yeah that's all she could talk about in the interview like he was such a gentleman he was so beautiful he was he's a beautiful man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally huge fans of him on the pod.

I think it's 50-50 whether or not, unlike Ronan Farrow, who it's like 1,000%. That's Frank Sinatra's kid. 1,000%. And it's proven in the fact that he's gotten some of the most gaudyy ostentatious like plastic surgery it's like only italian men are that kind of like period completely delusional yeah narcissist yeah

like a like 1000 pound jaw implant is gonna make them look good it looks like he has a fucking car bumper under his chin it's insane he literally looks exactly like frank sinai he has a fucking car bumper under his chin. It's insane. He literally looks exactly like Frank Sinatra. He has the exact same face. He has the exact same eyes. It's unbelievable how he's just the same. Why does he have blue eyes? His eyes have been changing. His eyes used to be brown,

and they slowly changed to blue over time because he was wearing slightly different colored contacts, trying to fool the entire public because he became insane he became he was trying to mandela mandala affect the entire like globe thinking that he had always had blue eyes it's insane that is also like like when madonna did a british accent randomly yeah he has you know it's like one of the craziest like gay guy things ever done is to have thousands of slightly different colored contacts

so you can slowly morph into having blue eyes. I'm going to do that, but I need to do that the opposite way. Yeah, exactly. When I have beautiful brown eyes in a couple of years, none of y'all bitches say shit. Okay.

Brown contacts, I'm shaking. I saw some kind of sketch comedy show where it was like they give you a a wig that slowly grows from bald to full hair okay that's how you and that's how you fall nice mention it's a shout out to that show it's a set of like like like 20 20 to full growth wigs. Jacques, I love how you use your platform so beautifully where you're like, y'all, I just got this new spoon that's really beautiful. And I think you all should buy this spoon.

And I don't know where it's from, but I love it so much. It's a beautiful brand. Y'all should just plug in random products. Find my spoon, y'all. If anyone can see my spoon. Also, by the way, I did lose it. So if anyone could come over and actually find my spoon. I know I didn't even mention this to Ben or Hessa,

but I did bring back a handful of Erewhon spoons because I was like, these are pretty nice spoons from the uh you know the grocery store and uh i have i don't know what air one is honestly everyone is a is a luxury grocery store in los angeles los angeles um okay i let's let's move things along here i wanted to show you guys one other video today. This is... No more porn. Yeah, sorry. I won't do any more porn, I promise.

Peter Thiel on... You love this guy. On Piers Morgan talking about Luigi Mangione. It's unbelievable. I've never seen someone with a cock, a cock poking your inner cheek wrinkles before. Yeah, no, it's like how

sand is made out of rocks over thousands and thousands and thousands of years of erosion. He has sucked so many cocks that he's got a giant scar down the outside of his cheek. He's like, you want to know how I got these scars? Literally.

Sucking cock. No, literally. It's like, it's totally like if there was like a gay James Bond villain, he would have. Gay Joker feeling Batman's cock and being like,

you want to know how I got these scars? So he was on, he was on, and every video. My father was a drinker. It's like you want to know how I got these gauges?

Gross. Cock right through the ear. Every time I've seen Teal recently he is just looking so like his pallor is... He's roided.

He's roided, but it looks... His skin is looking so thin and pale and... I think it's looking thick. It looks like sandpaper. He looks gray. He looks gray. He looks like they've already... He's got gray.

His undertone could only be described as gray. Yeah, you're right. And he's also inexplicably sweaty. And he does this thing like Obama did where you kind of try to affect that you're like really thinking about every word. You're being really cautious about the sentence you're saying and you use a lot of fillers.

Yeah, it's like I'm playing i'm playing 5d chess right yeah yeah and obama could do that because obama was like pleasant to look at and yeah it was charismatic and had just a generally pleasant vibe overall yeah peter teal cannot do that kind of halting and and you know starting manner of speak because it makes it seem like he has a covert anger to whoever he's talking to and is trying to not kill them. That's so true. I've never even picked up on that.

But let's watch this. You'll hear what I'm talking about. This shooter is a hero because he did it because he said... Okay, pause, pause, pause. Yeah. Okay. His hair. And first of all, his skin is so shiny you know what

he looks like he looks like that guy who is like i'm eating nothing but bull testicles for the rest of my life yeah yeah and peter till probably is does have a diet like that i mean he is like in these like right wing health circles arguably is i'm sure been there before a lot of them you know he was doing the twink blood injections for a long time. It is sad to me as someone who wants that technology, no matter who it's funded by, to improve and kind of become available for, you know, gay guys who may or may not have just turned 30. I do want that part of Peter Thiel's operation to be successful and mainstreamed. But I'm very sad that it's clearly not working.

Is he friends with that guy, Brian Johnson? No, I think Brian is probably too cartoonish for Thiel. Yeah, too autistic. But Thiel's a different kind of autistic, I feel like. But also his hair yeah um let's just say that there's a turkish hair transplant guy who was taking a selfie on his roof and fell off for sure absolutely because of his crazy hair so bad because everyone's afraid to work on him because he murdered the hair transplant guy for giving yeah he really did murder him yeah yeah he

did yeah it was really fucked up but but there's no extradition treaty between Turkey in the US so the guy's name was the Errol Oz Turk dr. Errol Oz Turk yeah look it up and the Turkish government is has been trying to arrest Peter Thiel for like I don't know it's been like eight years um that's scary to talk about i know but the u.s won't he's not gonna come there's no extradition treaties with the turkey with turkey and the united states um but yeah i mean it's it's scary but you know let's just hope he never hears this right jock but he's not gonna come for us he's gonna come for me if i i wrap my hand around that cock give me five minutes he's gonna come for me you know what i mean anyways play it hit it thank you for saving

our lives peter now wants to you instead of killing all of us but let's let's hear what he has to say about system which kills thousands of americans by denying them cover, what would you say to them? Um. It's the video still playing everyone. Yes, that was him. Kind of rocking back and forth. And I think he does this to try to look smart or maybe

he's just completely autistic i don't know but i cannot get over how bad his hair looks it looks like he's wearing a wig made for children with cancer and his head is huge he looks like mike from breaking bad wearing a wig for children absolutely i i i i i don't know what to say. I still think you should try to make an argument. And I think there may be things wrong with our health care system, but you have to make an argument and you have to try to find a way to convince people and change change it by by that and this is like he's so full of shit like the thing about him versus obama is

that yeah obama it when he says when he's bullshitting you you buy into it you buy into it but you can tell you're hanging on the words he's about to speak but he doesn't believe that he doesn't believe that you have to get that like oh he's like no there's nothing wrong with the health care system because if you die from having from being too poor it's natural selection like it's he said like as much so many times yeah and he's funding things that like make it clear that's what he believes. It's really insane. He does tacitly agree that violence is a political expenditure that pays dividends, right?

Because this is something that is the bedrock of his entire social theory. He is a social communist. He does believe this, but he can't kind of acknowledge that in this case because he doesn't want anyone to catch on that it could be done the other way he's like everyone should do the much less effective thing that doesn't work which is trying to convince me trying to convince me to give you money to get a cancer treatment or something he's so bad at it and I'm just shocked to the degree that he allows himself to just go out there and sweat all over Piers Morgan's

show. He is sweating like crazy. Where is he? But people don't respect Piers Morgan anymore, right? Did they ever? I don't think we've ever respected...

But I mean, I feel like he was kind of a conservative icon and now he's just kind of nothing. Yeah, I feel like there's the conservative icons, like all the old guard is kind of totally... You are right, Jacques. They're all like double down. They have either

become like radical centrists and have become like never trumpers and people like pierce morgan i feel like is is isn't he like that i feel like oh here's morgan is like totally like a radical like centrist for sure yeah yeah um they've either become they've either like kind of held their footing as like classical conservatives who you know obey rule the law of rule or you know whatever bullshit they want to say actually believe in liberalism believe yeah exactly which means this like yeah which is like oh sorry bitch well the entire liberal world order has been crumbling for like 20 years so i don't know yeah you pick a fucking lane you idiot like i like when he says he isn't

working for anyone um have you all seen that what when he like says he can identify as a lesbian. Have you all seen that? What? When he, like, says he can identify as a lesbian by the rule of, like... Yeah, well, there's also that. They all do the bullshit culture war. My pronoun is coffee, you know, stuff. Yeah, he's British also, which adds to that. Yeah, but that's kind of

across the conservative spectrum. They all kind of do that. One thing that unites them is transphobia, believe it or not. Period. Him and Macy Gray, they really get along about the transphobia. Is Macy Gray transphobic?

Wait, have you got to see the Macy Gray? Let her live. Whatever. Who cares what Macy Gray says on Facebook? Let my auntie live. Not on Facebook. It auntie live not on Facebook it's what she says on the Piers Morgan's interview and she and she's talking about

like how they should keep America the same or something and she's like I don't think racism exists it's really well yeah she's a little she's a little kooky but I'm like let an old be a little kooky, but I'm like, let an old... We all like I Try.

Be a little kooky. Guess what? It doesn't matter what Macy Gray thinks. Sorry. I'm just glad she's getting some cash. She made some beautiful songs. Yes. It's just so funny.

And she was on some reality show. I love Macy Gray. Love her. I love Macy Gray. Let her live. Period. Let's see what else he has to going to work i don't know it's it's it's it's yeah the you know i mean there are all sorts of things one one could say about it but uh um i i don't i i don't think he looks like a mask that spirit hallow Halloween had to take off the shelves because it was

too real. Yes! What was the mask before? It's like a Mark Zuckerberg mask that got melted a little bit. It scared too many kids at the Spirit Halloween and they were like, actually, we need to

pull this one. We gotta get rid of this one. Again, I think the motives feel... I don't know. I don't want to go into all the particulars here, but I don't think... I don't want to say what I actually

really think here. He looks like an orc from his ears too. His ears are pointing out, sticking out. He looks kind of like an orc. It looks like a John Cena mask went terribly wrong. What's an orc? You don't know what an orc is? You don't know what an orc is?

Like a orca? Guess what it is. Guess what it is, please. Guess what an orc is. Well, first I got confused and thought an orc, like for a boat. Why would that make sense in context? jock you've heard of neanderthals right like early early human orcs are like them they existed like uh yeah like 400 000 years ago or something what's

called a hominid he was yeah you know how like uh humanoid born yeah or humanoid it's different to pronounce it but you know how ozzy oz it's like a tomato tomato type thing you know but ozzy osbourne is part neanderthal because he has like one percent because humans split you know they were the on the chain of evolution right there are two things that humans comprise of um that kind of came together to reconcile what we would know as the modern human. They were Neanderthals and hominids, or humanoids, as you would say.

In history, it's called the Big Meeting. Yeah, the Big Meeting. And there's a third pre-human species that was just discovered in the early 19th century that were orcs. Hey, don't talk about my relatives that way. was just discovered in the early 19th century that were orcs. They have like an underbite.

Yeah. Hey, don't talk about my relatives that way. Yeah, well, maybe you might have some orc blood because they were in the Iberian Peninsula, which is kind of near France. Girl, that's where my people was. Exactly. That's where my orcs were. Where are my orcs at?

And where are my storks at? Where are my orcs at and where are my storks at where are my orcs at I've never seen a stork you should ask your mom if you have any orc in your family my mom's gonna go what just explain to her what we explained to you about you know

the big meeting theory it's like a theory in the same way that like gravity is a theory where i'm gonna pretend to be your mom and you ask me if there's any orc in your family ring ring ring ring ring ring i'm jog's dad i'm coming home hey baby jock how's it going today my little sweet door flies open it's going terrible i'm drunk as fuck i looked at a hundred pussies today i'm sick of it whit, get out of here. We had a divorce for a reason, bitch.

It's Mama Val. Jock, what's up? You got a question for me today, honey? I'm about to get... Don't talk to your mama like that. I ain't taking none of this shit. Damn. Damn.

That's Jock's dad. I can't. what's that i don't really know what's it orc honey just one of ben's retarded definitions hey don't say that word in my house don't talk about your aunt baby that way bitch go to your room well you should ask your mom and let us know he's talking to your mom and not you. Yeah, yeah. I would be curious to find out if there's any orc in the Gonsolin bloodline. Let's let Teal wrap up his thoughts.

I think if there is orc blood in us, she wouldn't know. Would or would not know? It's probably from Whitney's side. It's probably from Whitney's side. If I know one thing about their family lineage. I don't think there's anything heroic about them. I completely agree.

Okay. Wow, big surprise. I feel like Teal would absolutely try to fuck Luigi. Yeah, absolutely. He's so mad. He paints, right? Should we say that?

That's what Remy... Should we say who told us that? Because I don't want Remy to fall off the roof. I've seen him tweet it before. Famous bisexual father, Remy. I love Remy. Yeah, he's hilarious. I love him. I've known him on Twitter for so long.

It's crazy how old I am, dude. I know. I feel so old. I'm older than both of y'all wake up I'm not saying you're not old honey you're fucking Asian bitch shut your Asian ass up shut your orc Asian ass up you old fucking cunt

but no it's just like, sometimes I'm like, wait, I've known people for so fucking long. Yeah. Yeah, it's literally surprising that I've known you for nine years. It's shackled to me for the rest of my life. How long have I known you, Ben?

Only like three years. No, it might not have been three years. I've only known Hester for like 30 minutes yeah we just met because you have a goldfish memory like who's this new person who's this new girl

that we keep talking to who's this new girl on the block it's the end of the year as we all know we're approaching 2025 and of course that means every gay guy is sharing their Spotify wrapped and being like, I knew my ass was driving down the sidewalk going 1000 miles an hour through a school and then a hospital because I was a fucking brat and I've been listening to brat.

But you should make a shirt that says that. Absolutely. It's not just Spotify. Of course, all of our apps are doing these year-end wrap-ups and what better app to check out than, of course, Grindr. Wait, first before we get

into it, what was your... Did you get a Spotify wrap, either of you? I am on Apple Music. Do you get a wrap for that? I did get a wrap for that and I'm not sharing because it's embarrassing. You use YouTube

music, Jacques? I don't use YouTube music. I just have YouTube premium, but I don't Me too. That's what I do. I buy all of my music Oh, I forget you do that. That's so funny. I think that's cool. And band camp sometimes. Honestly, I that that's so funny yeah i think that's cool and band camp sometimes but

honestly i just the itunes is so funny i um my number one listen to song was i take a lot of pride in who in what i am is there a way you can honey is there a way you can look that up like you're just most listened to song and not on youtube no no which is on itunes i've got i've got some data here from grinder guys and i want to have you i want to have you guess i've got the answers in front of me this is a top five listing okay highest percentage of bottoms by country i've i have the answers here number one is spain is? No, I'm asking if that's your suggestion. What do you guys think? Let's just do the number one. What do you think the number one

country in the world with the highest percentage of bottoms are? Vietnam. Why Vietnam, Jock? Sex industry. Continue. Elaborate. They're just, they have to bottom or they don't get the money. Let's say a little more on that. I'm curious

of your thinking here. Give me a full sentence. There are approximately an estimated 1.7 billion Vietnamese bottoms bent over in a room with an unlocked door right now waiting to take a load. 1.7 billion over in a room with an, uh, with an unlocked door right now, uh, waiting to take a load.

1.7 billion people in one room. Wow. Um, do you have a guess? Do you have a guess for number one? Um, I will say it would, yeah,

it was not what I was thinking. It's not what I was thinking. And Jock, you were, you were wrong. I'm going to say, you know what? I am actually going to say,

um, Canada. No, but that makes sense canada is not on here at all jock vietnam is number four um i'll give you guys a hint for number one um brazil no not brazil brazil is i feel like brazil is so top um yeah first no you're right imagine being on grinder in brazil it's a bunch of jacked oiled up tops being like fuck you i'm gonna fucking top you i'm gonna top you i will wow actually i'll just tell you guys number one wait what continent oh oh my gosh africa number one okay number two south korea number three japan number four vietnam and number five denmark if i were to go to any of these places i'm like where do you want to where where what country would you guys i've always wanted to go to vietnam

honestly i would love to go to vietnam it seems yeah like yeah they have the most beautiful movie theater in in the world in hoi an i absolutely believe that um okay tops um most tops brazil probably no not even on here oh um number one let's guess number one jock do not look it up i can tell you're typing i'm not I'm trying to I really have no clue Do you want a hint? Yeah what continent? Same continent in fact Oh my god As number one

Same continent as South Africa Interesting Actually I take that back Israel Egypt We can call it the MENA region Actually, I take that back. Israel. No. Egypt. We can call it the MENA region.

Middle East and North Africa. Okay. Not Egypt, Jock. Close. Libya. Not Libya. Libya. Syria. Not Syria.

You're getting very close. J Jock I'll tell you this Jordan oh man whatever number two is not far away from Jordan but I would say it has no it's not an Arab state

okay but Turkey no Israel It's not an Arab state. Okay. But it could look Arab. No. Israel. Speaking of... That's kind of like the global Arab belt. The global Latina belt. No.

I'll give you a hint. Jock. Jock probably has a lot of this in every meal. Butter. Butter. Butter. No. Is there a country named butter? Is there a country named butter?

Number one, Jordan. Number two, butter. Butter, fat, salt. I don't know what that could mean. I will say Jock was very close with butter. Okay. Turkey. Flour.

No, not turkey. Turkey. Flour. No, not turkey. Chili. Not chili. It's still, it's close to Jordan. It's close to Jordan. Oh, oh, oh, oh, drumstick. It's not, no.

Drumstick-istan. Drumstick-istan. Be a piece of cake-istan. God damn it, land. Hessa, it's also the name be a piece of cake a stand got candy land what's it's also the name of a movie about dancing oh candy land footloose candy land

what the fuck that's not even the name of a movie about dancing I'm not just asking you to guess the names of movies I'm asking the names of movies that also share the names of movies that also share the name of a specific movie about dancing y'all are gonna feel so stupid

radio head Jock no Hessa lock in this country is near Jordan this country is also named something that is a substance that Jock has a lot of in his meals. It is also the name of a movie which prominently features dancing.

Oh, my God. Greece. What? Greece. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Period. Fuck. Oh, God damn it. You're right. I love that in my meals. what Greece yeah period oh god damn it you're right

I love that in my meals I know I'm so glad I got it that was honestly a joke guess until I remembered it was the name of a country in my mind after I said it I the letters slowly changed like it at the end of the usual suspects like you got it

hungry now number three is the US number slowly chained like at the end of the usual suspects. I just don't think. Number three is the US. Number four is Singapore. And number five is Peru. I'm going to any of those countries. I would go to either Jordan or Greece. Yeah, Jordan. I don't know. Jordan seems

kind of stuck up. You think so? I have a place to stay in Singapore, so I'd go to Singapore. I would go to Greece. Who do you know in Singapore who's letting you stay with them? I've had open invitations since I was like You would be arrested at the airport. They would be waiting for you.

They would have to write new obscenity laws for you. The Singaporean family that I grew up with. They already have incredibly strict obscenity laws, so I feel like you're already just like... What? So they can't even...

I can't... Recordings of me can't exist for me to go... Well, you can't take dabs. It's like execution. I doubt you can even wear half the clothes you put on. Okay, first of all... So you're gonna have to wear none of them. You know what I mean?

I'm not even wearing... My shirt's not even that crazy right now. That's so true. Period. Okay. You guys want to do a couple more? Yeah. I love this.

Do we want to do daddies? Twinks? Bears? I'm curious about the twinks. Wait, is there trans? Guess what, honey? No. What does the grinder wrapped up say about drugs? I'm curious about the twinks wait is there trans is there a T for T1 guess what honey no what does the grinder wrapped up say about drugs god damn it

we can make one up I have the highest percentage of twinks per capita let's talk about it's another list of five countries I'll say right now number one is a little surprising to me because they seem like tall people but i guess twinks don't need to necessarily be short it's more just about physique norway incredibly close hessa sweden no denmark denmark no netherlands you got it Jock

period period it's incredibly competitive for no reason for no reason whatsoever number two is your hair is mid length and mine is gone period can I guess number two

South Korea no not on here racist It's because your hair is mid-length and mine is gone. Period. Can I guess number two? South Korea. No, not on here. Oh. Racist. Okay. Oh. Why is it racist?

Because she said that. Because you think all Asians are twinks? Yeah. Slur. No, I just think South Korea is the country in Asia where the most people probably have Grindr. Okay. Henny, that's not T-Sys. Your racism is not T-Sys.

Henny, that is not T-Sys. Henny is not T. Henny, that is not T-Sys. Henny. Okay, let me guess. Henny is the name of Jacques' Tom and Jerry style 1940s maid. Jacques wasn't even talking to you. Jacques was talking to his maid Henny off screen.

She's like the maid from Tom and Jerryerry right away mr gonzalez jock only sees her from the neck down yeah she has a broom she tried to clean she tried to clean up his clothes yeah she picked up a pair of underwear that's full of his dookie and he was like oh honey that ain't tea sis she was like what one of the underwear was in a teacup filled with hot water and it was brown and she was drinking out of it yeah and Jacques was like oh no honey that ain't tea sis

yeah how fast do you think Mary Poppins would kill herself if she was in charge of babysitting jock she would she would um like she would ram that umbrella through her eye socket she would jump off the tallest building she could find with the umbrella okay wait let's guess the second number number two is texas no let me guess it is not a country i know i know just kidding let me it's but it's pretty big um the second okay it's not an asian country right there are no asian country in fact there are no country

asian countries on this list and it's very it's in the same region as the first one, I would say. Maybe not exactly, but close by. Okay, so London. France. No, it is Switzerland. Number three is Belgium. Number four is UK. And number five is Brazil. If I'm going anywhere in here, it's Brazil. Y'all say that much.

Easy. Daddies? Okay, daddies. Let's see.ago well never mind wait that's um that would be that would be a good guess for city wise yeah i mean chicago is of course the like milk drinking you know hot bellied gay capital of yeah maybe the world um but jock you are technically correct because number one is the united states yeah and uh number two is it makes total sense mexico no no um think of the same... It's this... Australia. Yes.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. I feel like that's the most similar country besides Canada. Because I thought I also feel like we are so much more similar to Australians than we are the UK or Canadians. I don't know. Speak for yourself.

I grew up like 10 minutes from Canada. I'm actually like a Canadian I'm speaking more like culturally I feel like Australians are very very it's just like America but with scorpions and spiders yes

they're crazy in the same way there's like Australian millennials and stuff the same kind of like need my coffee it seems to be very similar um culturally speaking number three is trinidad and tobago number four is venezuela and number five is canada oh if i could go to any of those i would definitely say uh trinidad trinidad and tobago yeah absolutely well if you want to go to Trinidad Colorado I know that's where I want to go

when I did my gap year the um like RA guy of the dorm place that I lived at was from Trinidad and he was cooking like the best food that shit was fucking fire dude

and it was so spicy I loved it cooking like the best food. That shit was fucking fire, dude. And it was so spicy. I loved it. Hey, you heard it here first from Hessa. That shit was fucking fire, dude. Someone put the sublime on mine. No, literally. That got me. That was my ass.

Completely crushed me. Yeah, my RA used to make the most sick fucking toboggan food in the middle of the night i love the idea of a socal surfer hessa is so random for the first time ever jock has fucking cooked me i completely destroyed me He is so cool. He makes the toboggan food that makes me go. Yeah. That is honestly, you're really looking. Hey girl,

can we listen to some Coldplay in my dorm together? I love that. I love that version of Hessa. I got your ass. You dumb ass bitch. Your mid limb hair was not she's not coming back I can tell she's not coming back her game force wins of 900 million

Katrina you've just been clocked Katrina halo killstreak voice Katrina you've just been bricked okay so we've got we've got two people to reveal here. I don't know how Grindr is conducting this data.

One of them is Troye Sivan, I'm guessing. Hold up, Hesse. I got it, I got it. Shut up. Why don't you go surf and have some fucking Trinidadia food, you bitch? I hate y'all. I stayed two houses down from Troy Sylvain. I knew where he was this week.

Jock, I am so sorry. Can you just... You always say Troy Sylvain. It's so funny to me. It's Troy Syvain. No, no, no. It's Troy Sylvain. He's the Winnemon.

There's no L. There is Syvain. Troy Syvain. He's the Winnemon.mon there's no L there is Sivan the Sivan is the win-a-mon yeah um what happened nothing I just you know I knew

what I could do and I didn't what are you what does that mean I could have egged his house but it would have been a vandalism law

so I didn't I could have I could have thrown an egg at him from a projectile with a with a huge gun and bought egg I mean bullet.

No. I would never hurt him. Jock is so bad at lying, dude. No, I'm not lying. I'm just saying I don't have any plans to hurt anyone. Your honor, my

client did not have any plans to hurt anyone. Your honor, my client has never have any plans to hurt anyone. Your honor, my client has never made a plan to hurt anyone. Your honor, my client has never made a plan, period. It's not even here. Your honor, my client doesn't even know what day it is. I've shifted my celebrity hate to other avenues besides him. Who is it? I'm giving up the ghost on him because, you know,

I just, I can't. Who's the new object of your scorn? The new object of my discrimination. Oh, my God. You don't even have one. You just gave up on hating Troy. Yeah, I mean, it just... Maybe it's one of these guys. Grindr has conducted this data. I don't even have one. You just gave up on hating Troy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it just... Grindr has

conducted this data. I don't know how this should be all there concerning Shia LaBeouf kind of stays up there with just someone I don't like because people think he's hot. He is really sexy. Should be concerning to anyone who does use this app because who knows how they're conducting this but

first one here guys I don't even know who it is so i'm going to guess with you most grinder users would say that this person was the hottest man of the year hasso you have any guesses for this um hottest man of the year who did gay guys really year who did gay guys really love this year I don't think it's Troye Sivan because he's not like vanilla ice oh you haven't seen it seen what oh I haven't seen it you don't know who it is

no I'm guessing with you guys I have not I think it's gonna be like Paul Mescal or like Jacob Elordi too easy Paul Mescal or like Jacob Elordi. Too easy, Paul Mescal. Or Pedro Pascal. Literally, I'm not kidding. I could walk down Bowery Street

and pick up Paul Mescal right now. You could see 10,000 other hotter guys, and I also don't understand what the appeal with like Paul Mescal or Pedro Pascal is for that matter. I don't get it. The person who's really Pedro is really hot. Is Diego Luna.

Well, surprising enough. Oh, I think it might be Manu Rios. Manu Rios? Yeah. I think it could be him. He looks like a melting candle. He looks like the candle from Beauty and the Beast.

I personally don't find him very sexy at all. He's too pretty and too cut, but I think he's the right type of pretty and cut for gay guys to like. A lot of... You saw a huge uptake in gay people voting for Billie Eilish wearing really big jean shorts,

a flat bill, and a strap-on. I'm going with... Just ignoring the thing that Jack said. wearing really big jean shorts. Okay. A flat bill and a strap on. All right. I'm going with my gut. Just ignoring the thing that Jock said. My gut. No, but that's Jock's answer. It could be that.

No, no, no. It could be Billie Eilish dressed like Little John with a strap on. That is a totally acceptable answer. I'm guessing Troye Sivan. First hottest man of the year? Yeah. No, I want to guess one.

I will tell you this. The other one is baby girl of the year, which I am going with this i will tell you this the other one is baby girl of the year which i am going with troy that's true yeah because troy is sister vibes troy's baby girl vibes troy is not i mean yeah okay that changes everything i would say jacob alorty jacob alorty is an amazing that would that might be my guess that might be my pick i think pete davidson so hard pete davidson what about chalamet might be my guess. I'm going with Pedro Pesce. I think Pete Davidson. Chalamet. What about Chalamet? I'm going to reveal it. Lock in your answers.

Lock in your answers. I'm revealing it. Pete Davidson. I got in a fight with someone about Timothee Chalamet being hot this weekend. It could be Timothee, but I don't think he's hunky enough. He's the hottest man. It's probably someone gross like Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I'm going to say Aaron Taylor-Johnson. And we actually have a top five. this man you know it's probably someone gross like aaron teller i'm gonna say i'm gonna say aaron teller johnson i got and we actually have a top five and i will say i'm i'm being totally honest i did not look at this before number one pedro pascal number two okay period number two

jonathan bailey number three bad bonnie number four travis kelsey which is disgusting to me you number five is he was really hot in the show grotesquery number five is Jeremy Allen White who I we all failed to mention we should have thought of oh yeah that was a serial killer who the hell is that that is a serial killer name

killer okay let's do baby girl of the year and then wrap up I'm assuming we're gonna get another five here I think we all agree that number one is gonna be choice of on yeah troy timothy um troy timothy um jacob alorty because jacob alorty was like the first one to be like he's so baby girl jacob alorty is definitely on this yeah oh yeah yeah for sure what is a baby girl it's just like a pretty pretty coquettish kind of innocent twinkie. It's kind of just pretty twink. Jacob Elordi is so

tall. He's so hot. I would say Manny Rios could maybe be on this list. Yes, he's definitely on there. Oh, and for the 10th year in a row, Ellen. Who is Ellen? Who is that? I think he's really sexy. I don't even know what fucking...

I think he was in Skins, but he's Latino and has a unibrow. Are you talking about the millionaire boy? No, he's an actor. The guy who was in Elite? I follow him on Instagram. It's like Omar something.

Oh, Omar Apollo. No, not Omar Apollo, but he is probably on this list.ollo no not omar apollo but he is probably on this i do not like omar apollo but he is probably on this list yeah i don't think he would be on baby girl i think he's baby girl for sure i think he's like muscular though no he's not he's he's famously skinny oh you're talking about michael k williams no he's lit he's a primarily like spanish actor like in spanish he's latino i believe i know exactly who you're talking he K Williams? No. He's primarily like Spanish actor. Like in Spanish. He's Latino, I believe. I know exactly who you're talking about. He has a very prominent

unibrow. As Mar Omar? I know exactly who you're talking about. But I don't remember the name. I think it's Omar. The character and skin's name was Anwar.

Omar, I've got it. No, I'm not. It's Omar Ayuso. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. No, literally, that's exactly who I was picturing. I think he's probably on this. I'm going to lock in at Troy, Timothy,

Elordi. I think Omar Apollo could definitely be on this list. Omar, I what? I think it doesn't matter. I would put above. All right, I'm going to reveal. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. And also Ben, Mora, probably. Well, yes.

At least top five. Number one, Troy Savant. Number two, Shawn Mendes. That's it. Of course. I shared that. That's it sure that's it that's a easily of course that was our bad we totally fumbled number three jacob alordi number four this is also no shock it not shocking at all little nas x who i always thought was really sexy and the number he's hot as fuck number five is the transphobic number five is the challenger what little nas x he's transphobic the challenger spatial disaster? Lil Nas X is transphobic.

The Challenger spatial disaster is number five. What's your claim for Lil Nas X? Oh, the guy with the red hair from Challengers. What is your claim for Lil Nas X being transphobic? Oh, he just got in a fight with my doll friend

on Twitter and just went off on her and got a bunch of his fans to be like harass her. Well, because a bunch of you can't argue with trans women. No, just listen. I agree with Jacques. No, no, no, no.

Shut up, bitch. Shut up, Trini. Yeah, a lot of his fans were just Well, that's not him. Yeah, but he instigated it. Oh, come on. Let's just be honest. That girl was calling him transphobic

to get the chess mate on that. No, no, no, no. My friend was right and he's wrong. Whatever. I mean, it's crazy to think that trans people can't be in arguments. Of course they can be in arguments. They can be in arguments.

I just think he's a a bad person what did she say i will say this by that by that logic jock the things you've said to hassa the things you said to hassa no no no care about the lines you draw honey because they might come you might find yourself in a circle of them okay yep careful about the lines you draw you're gonna have to color inside them sweetheart uh yeah she's a close friend of mine he's she just what did she say to him i'm very curious though you know i'm honestly i guarantee you little nas x did a sassy quote tweet and then like three people who followed him on twitter were like this girl's ugly which isn't nice i don't agree with that,

but I do not think that means little What did she say, Jacques? I don't even remember now, and now I feel bad. Jacques is looking at the screen and it's just like the N-word. Literally, yeah, his friend was being incredibly racist. I don't remember anymore, actually. Yeah.

Be careful what you say, Jacques, because transphobia allegations might come for you. I bet he is annoying, though. Sure. Whatever. I think his music is terrible. I think his branding is really bad. But I will support a gay man

making a career out of being annoying on Twitter. Yes. Again, think about the lines we draw. If we don't support that, what does that mean for us? If we don't make his career legitimate, then what the hell does that make us?

Okay, but can I... Never mind, I won't even say it. No, you can call him transphobic again. Well, no, I'll just say it's like for some big-time queer guy who has literally everything to come for some big time queer guy who has like literally everything to come for some like really small time not small time

but like someone with a total nobody a fucking worm to come to come for like a like someone with a way smaller platform who's way smaller waist period yeah I don't know like someone with a way smaller platform who's way smaller waist period

I don't know I understand I'm on your side actually I understand the logic I think the logic is totally stupid I'm switching sides I'm on Jock's side at the end of the day let's be honest they were in an argument

you defend your friends when people lose they fall back on allegations honest they were in an argument and now you defend your friends when people lose allegations of this and that and this and that and this and that it's hard for me because i'm friends with both of them and i'm saying let's bring back some good old ribbing intercommunity ribbing let's allow all of us to make equal fun of each other and not... Hey, what are we, Adam and Eve? We're ribbing each other. Literally. More like Adam and Adam.

Anyways, number five is the Challenger boys for Baby Girl, which I have not seen this before. What is that? What are that? What is that? I have no idea. The actors on the movie, the Challenger. Oh, the guys from Challenger.

I even said that earlier, and I totally still... But the two mischievous twinks who caused the Challenger space shuttle disaster the Challenger boys okay I would like to discuss something before we

wrap this up I would like to talk about the drones oh we didn't talk about the drones let me bring it up yeah uh so i have not been paying attention to the drone stuff for a while thank you everyone for listening today i wasn't paying attention for oh stop stop shut up shut up shut up okay okay i'm screaming you have the floor but watch yourself because i can't laugh yes you can't it's against the rules shut that shut that t word

up um i have not been scared of this until you're calling me a testosterone-ito? I'm calling you a taquito. What scared you about it, Jock? I'm curious. I mean, the prospect of alien invasion. Ben is in a separate group chat than the Seeking Derangements one with me and some Denver friends, and they've been talking about

the aliens nonstop. Thanks for the invite to the group chat. When you say the prospector alien invasion do you mean like they're all gonna be old-timey like gold prospectors they're gonna be like clicking their heels down in their heels they all have alien eyes but they're prospectors what scared you about it jock well because i didn't want to get invaded by aliens and I didn't want my way of life to change suddenly by extraterrestrials but and I really was trying to

not pay attention to it and not work myself up and then Bethany Frankel gets on Instagram and TikTok and starts posting videos about it because she's starting to she's one of the most stressful women of all time absolutely she doesn't stress me out at all videos about it because she's one of the most stressful women of all time yeah absolutely

I love her I love her but she is the personification of DMJ like wait I actually have a story about her my grandparents used to have a condo wait Jock sorry can I just tell this story really quickly about Bethany Frankel

my my grandparents were in the same condo as her in uh florida we went to visit them once and bethany frankl's like three-year-old daughter was in the hot tub yeah and she bethany frankl went to my younger brother who was like five and was like can you watch my kid for a little while so i could go i'm gonna go inside and then was gone for like two hours she's so she is just she like a five-year-old watching a three-year-old it's so funny absolutely insane um she is so funny i would recommend to anyone out there that they watch um her version of the apprentice on hbo it is so so funny um and the vagina we know jock was cleaning his

microphone amazing jock what you can i drooled sorry sorry um okay so what were you saying um so she's posting about these freaking drones talking about how she's got some military contacts oh these freaking drones dude so she she she has me the doobie bro so y'all this is scary she's insinuating about how these drones are not only just their r's but they're actually uh there to detect their r's like the r word you mean so they're actually there to detect. There are is like the R word you mean? So they're spraying something. They're spraying some kind of mist and the most areas they're in

there's these four counties in New Jersey that they've been going through the drones the most and it's all they think like Bethany thinks basically because of her military contacts that it's some kind of hidden

nuclear weapon that was stolen. She's saying that because it's some nuclear weapon. What are Bethany Fraggle's military contacts? What the hell? All the housewives of New York, especially Bethany, Dorinda,

and Carol, and ramona all have deep they all have cia handlers um i think okay my take on the drone thing is that it's kind of a mixture of everything i feel like there are probably like something's happening i think it's probably the government testing out new technology who knows um i also think I also think maybe it could be aliens I don't know but I kind of feel like the most common denominator here is that people from New Jersey especially like Central Jersey are brain brain incredibly paranoid and retarded and bored yeah um but from some of the videos i've seen it is kind of like wait why are there seven drones that are the size of cars in the sky yeah and all every statement i've seen from like the federal government is kind of it's just like

non-admission admission where they're like we can't confirm or deny yes it is scary we don't know what it is and we're doing something but we can tell you what we're doing because it might be nothing and i'm like okay it seems something's happening something is fishy something's happening but i it's i can't i can't i can't i can't place a stake anywhere. We need to see where the cards fall on this one, I think. What the WTF? W these drones? That's like a shock attack.

Well, okay. Also, she claims the skinny girl cocktails founder 54 then claimed that areas where the drones have been spotted in the northeast have spiked in radiation. Okay. What does that mean?

And her military or government contact has warned her to reconsider relocating to another location with her daughter. I mean, she just wants attention. Well, she's got it. And I'm scared. And my attention is scared i am scared

attention period this is just classic like dumb bullshit i think yeah that's i mean that that's kind of where i'm going whatever yeah so none of y'all are scared of anything you're just no i'm not scared i'm first of all i'm in puerto rico i'm not even in the tri-state area so yeah that's not even in America period if they want to I would actually I would actually love it if the tri-state area got blown up by aliens right now

that's so mean that's so mean Hessa first of all second of all all your little friends I would live I am literally Ben you and I live like in like if a nuclear bomb was

dropped in New York it would drop like right between our apartments no I've seen all of the maps that are like yeah we're going to yeah just right in the middle of downtown Manhattan it's incredible because like I actually love that because we'll be gone like instantly no i mean it's much worse to be in the fallout zone because then you yeah like grow an extra eye and you probably answer like yeah literally oh y'all are so happy

but you know jock you don't need to be scared about the drones because yellowstone might explode before then stop it's actually gonna explode i read um there was there was a drone sight there was a drone sighting above yellowstone have you heard of nostradamus jock yeah he was seen i know at yellowstone recently stop he was seen at yellowstone he was seen at yellowstone he saw his shadow yeah we what was the four years about life volcano it was like no i don't know i'm really mad that y'all brought up that fucking yellowstone she got me googling yellowstone to make nostradamus was seen at yellowstone john it's not this is so serious he was he was a blurry picture he was at the edge of the volcano dropping stuff into it. And he was edging also.

Stop. Everyone knows it's illegal to litter. That's why I know it's a lie. Everyone knows it's illegal. A litter. I love that that's your claim to prove this story fake is that Nostradamus would never litter

because it's illegal. Nostradamus would never litter. Because he respects the law and nature. Nostradamus. If there's one thing I know about Nostradamus would never litter Because he respects the law and nature Nostradamus If there's one thing I know about Nostradamus It's that he loves the constitution He would never litter into this super Makeup volcano in Yellowstone

You gotta punctuate it This way Nostradamus would Never do that No Nostradamus Would never do that. No. Stradamus. No, Stradamus would never litter into the mountains.

Well, guys. While he edged his penis. I do have to wrap. I'm sorry to tell you this. Beautiful episode. You have to put a wrap on your... I have to go to... I love you both. You're both beautiful.

No Stradamus, by the way. No Stradamus. Instead of saying no homo, you say no Stradamus. Instead of saying no homo, you say no Stradamus. Instead of saying no Diddy, you say no Stradamus. How about no Super Volcano? I love the Super Volcano and I hope it explodes.

I love it too. That's one of my predictions for 2025 is that the Super Volcano will explode on January 2nd. Stop! Stop saying that! You're not... It's not cool. Hey, everyone out there, if you're listening, we want to say January 12th. Stop! Stop! Stop! We want not... It's not cool. Hey, everyone out there, if you're listening, um, we want to say our final... I'm gonna say January 12th. Stop! Stop! Stop! We want to say our final goodbyes because this will be our last episode before the supervolcano in Yellowstone

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