Seeking Derangements - SD 408 - One Chance To Grow Up w/ Meg

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

Hello Seekers, Ben here, today our lawyer, investigative reporter, and the bad girl of podcasting, Meg, joins us for an earth-shattering expose on a recent “Marijuana Trade Show” in Hudson, NY. ...We discuss THC potency skyrocketing 307% since legalization, corporate capture of the Devil’s Lettuce, Jacques consuming 800MG's of the stuff daily and of course, everything that went down at the Trade Show. Join us as we dare to answer questions that others can’t manage to even ask, such as: Is weed destroying America? Are pet psychics worth it? Where are the Hudson baddies? Will Meg sell all of the free weed she got to Jacques?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Calé, donde está la gente que fuma marihuana? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah JQ Mama, preguntaron que cuánto fuma marihuana Ay, yo quiero más fumar marihuana Mucha marimba por la noche y la mañana Ay, yo quiero más fumar marihuana Mucha marimba for the night and the morning Marijuana, marijuana
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Starting point is 00:01:41 Meg, a longtime friend of mine, hit me up because she went to a... She stumbled into a weed convention in Hudson, New York. Trade show. Trade show, sorry. That's what I call my bedroom, if you know what I'm saying. And Meg texted me because I think she was so
Starting point is 00:01:59 disturbed by what was happening at this weed conference that she had no one else to talk to about it besides her gay friend. I wish you would have given her my number. I would have been able to answer all the questions you had. Right, well, that's why we're all here today. Yeah, it's a meeting of the mind.
Starting point is 00:02:17 So Meg is, I think it's fair to say, Meg, you're doing some amount of investigative reporting here and you've come to Seeking Duranage today to give your Upton Sinclair style reportage on the scene. Not the factory shirt waste fire. Yes. Exactly. Or are we talking the meat? It's close enough.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Or is Upton Sinclair the guy that exposed the meat? You got it. He did meat and oil. Yeah. The triangle shirt waste factory was when a bunch of women died in a factory. Yeah. I think he also probably did something with that, too. I didn't know if there was a journalist that made a book about that.
Starting point is 00:02:54 But Upton Sinclair. What's the name of his book? Oil and the Jungle. And today we're doing The Bong by Meg Murnane. Can't wait to win my Pulitzer for my bong reporting. Period. So Meg, walk us through it. What happened?
Starting point is 00:03:09 You walked out of your house in Hudson and you said, what the hell is that smell? How did you prepare? Did you dress up a certain way? Did you get a bunch of blacklight posters? Do you have a Grateful Dead shirt? Do you listen to John Mayer? I do have a Gr dead shirt do you listen to john i do have grateful dead shirt but no i was um just having a simple like work coffee down by the train station and there were tons and tons of people at the cafe at poopies poopies what we affectionately call it poopies cafe um it's our
Starting point is 00:03:39 code name but yeah down at the cafe and there were so many people and it reeked of weed and so i'm like huh okay i'm gonna go walk over there and just be nosy and like see what's up and so you pulled out your camera and you started you started calling the cops and all the black teenagers you put a little card that said press in your hat do you even live here well i, it was there was traffic and like, right in Hudson, it's pretty significant. Like, there's traffic. So the there was after I got through the cars, got in line, I started asking, like, can anyone come in here? Like, what's up? And I just happened to be talking to the like organizer of the entire event.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And she was like a very like keyed up Asian woman and she was like what do you want like a press pass like let me get the publicist and did you want any any press credentials or she just offered it she knew who she was talking to. I didn't even say a publication. It was pure white woman privilege. Right. Period. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:50 You didn't even say, I'm going to go on my gay friend's podcast later. And I need. Okay, Hudson white woman. She's probably got fancy olive oil in her kitchen. Oh, she does. Oh, she does, Jock. No plastic bottles, though. So she like calls the publicist and has the publicist
Starting point is 00:05:06 on speakerphone and the woman is like well where is she from like i guess i could give her one like making this like crazy voice and then they give me this boom oh period for the listeners buyer's club meg is holding a beautiful press pass that looks like an iTunes gift card, kind of. It's so funny because I've tried to get press passes for so much stuff. I've tried to get a press pass for like three micro-bully conventions. And granted, I understand
Starting point is 00:05:36 these are very different events. I tried to get a press pass for the Brian Johnson event, and it has never worked out for me. And I think what I'm realizing here is that I don't look like a woman with a job which is the key to getting a press pass i think you look like you have paint on your hands right now like a laborer yeah for the record i am high off paint fumes. He loves to have the appearance of the working class.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I literally am working class, Jock. He was just painting. Unlike the way you paint in bed, Diva, I was painting a wall. Paint in bed? You know what I'm talking about. Oh, I mean, you literally mean when I paint in bed.
Starting point is 00:06:23 No, I mean when you poop on a man's penis. When I have sex, I'm not like painting a penis. You're not painting the walls? Well, I'm a bit of a Jackson Pollock, so maybe I am painting these walls. Right, right. No, I was just stuck in a bathroom with no ventilation painting for like three hours. So if I seem a little loop loopy it is because of the painting my mom is currently pimping me out to all of her unitarian friends for odd jobs even though i make
Starting point is 00:06:51 plenty of good money i think she's she's like oh my son will do it and then i just end up doing all these old women like favors how much are you getting paid to paint i'm being paid 100 dollars to paint this like fiveby-five-foot bathroom, which at that point I'm like, bitch, just keep it. I'm not 10. But I think she probably thinks that I'm fresh out of rehab. I imagine. I'm getting back up on my feet.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I guess that's what happens when you move back to Iowa. It's either for rehabilitation services or mental health services which are pretty much the same thing no i am here taking care of family you fucking bitch anyways meg continue with the how you got in oh well i got in and then the first booth i go to i'm gonna show you the swag as we go on this journey okay right i'm sure you left that weed convention with so much fucking swag. Whoa, that's a lot of stuff. If there's marijuana in there, I'm going to be jealous.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Do you know about Bloom? No, what's Bloom? For the listeners, this looks like a pregnancy test. It not only looks like a pregnancy test, it looks like it's meant for a vagina. Should I take a hit off this pineapple easel? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:08:09 For the listeners, Meg is trying to figure out which end to suck through. She's not fluent in sucking like the other three. Don't talk to her like that. For the listeners, Meg called Bea and Jen after this event, and she was experiencing a green out. Meg was nonverbal because of all the rage at this event. And for the listeners, Meg, it's unclear whether or not the pen worked.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I don't think it worked. I'm a little scared of it. I read that it was like Like five A five milligram hit Oh period Off of this so After what happened to me last week I'm a little sensitive
Starting point is 00:08:55 So I think you should do it I think that you'll probably be way less sensitive To it this time since you went ahead and did it Pink Jock is a weed expert And also you're wearing a navy blue hat so that should assure that you should be totally fine through this experience. This is like Upton Sinclair
Starting point is 00:09:11 talking to the man who was running the corrupt factory. Talking to a cow at the factory. Talking to a cow at the factory, yes. This is even one of the weed brands. Dosist. Dosist, period. I just assumed that was one of your favorite indie rock adult contemporary Hudson best friends bands.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Fuck you. There we go. Fuck you, John. Period. Get it, Meg. Get it. So anyways, I start with them. I'm going to show you guys the swag.
Starting point is 00:09:40 So I'm going to every booth. They are clocking this press pass they are just like look down and then immediately doing the elevator pitches on me um i get to this one booth some of them are like interesting but i get to this one booth it's a family gross is here we have to give as much weed as you want literally um but so i get to this one booth it's a family farm that does they've been making chocolates for like many years in saratoga new york and oh nice they have the children making the drugs yeah and now they're infusing them and he has a little solo stove on the counter or on the table and he's like how about a weed s'more and i was like oh okay so i take one
Starting point is 00:10:28 bite the chocolate is apparently a 10 milligram weed okay i can't handle like a i take one milligram gummies like i am not built for this shit shout out caminos for making an edible for you know marijuana intolerant gay men and their white women female friends because it's been a huge help to me when i'm i've been up in hudson popping one a one milligram camino is iconic or rose delights that one yeah that one has nice branding anyways so i i take a bite and then immediately get very scared and i'm like okay i gotta go eat food like that is one of the scariest emotions for me as well being hungry i hate that i hate when i feel hungry and you you took a bite and then you instantly were like oh my god how am i gonna write the story if i'm gonna get this to my publisher yeah how is my my my editor at the new yorker going to like
Starting point is 00:11:27 just squiggling um so i like beeline it to the greek food truck load up on greek fries and i'm eating then i look up and i had already like went through probably 15 weed like booths or sorry cannabis booths at this point and then I see a friend of mine actually friend of the pod Steven Phillips horse brother so friend of the pod's brother
Starting point is 00:11:57 frenemy of the pod's older brother frenemy of the pod's older brother he still won't respond to my text Meg I'm going to put Steven's little gay ass on the hot seat right now he won't respond to my text, Meg. I'm going to put Stephen's little gay ass in the hot seat right now. He won't respond to my text. I'm trying to book him, and he has not responded to my text. Okay. Well, put him on blast. Stephen, you're
Starting point is 00:12:14 the sucka MC of the week. Let's line him up and shoot him. Him and the brother. This is violent. Right. Meg, it's how we do it here. Maybe that's why he doesn't want to come on and immediately threaten his life. No, no, no. If he doesn't want to come on,
Starting point is 00:12:30 that's... Hey, let's just be honest here. If he doesn't want to come on, that's totally fine. We're just going to violently execute him. It's pretty simple. Right. Period. Jock, have you ever been to a random one conference? Yes, actually. I did get ever been to a random one conference yes actually I did get to go
Starting point is 00:12:46 to a random one at the Terpa Lounge Terta Lounge in Denver a friend gave me passes he said there's supposed to be some celebrity guests so of course I was like I'm all over it let's go it was Bobby Shmurda
Starting point is 00:13:02 was the celebrity guest for this so funny fresh out of prison did you meet him? I didn't like talk to him that long I talked to him for like a second Meg any celebs at your conference? celebs?
Starting point is 00:13:17 celebrities that's what that stands for former convicted rapist Mike Tyson Tyson was at the people conference stop that's so funny. Was he convicted of rape? Yes. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:13:33 With that kind of tattoo on his face, you'd think he would try to be a little less identifiable. There's actually a cardboard cutout of him in the dispensary I go to. So maybe that's why he was there. Does he have a weed brand? He must. Yes, he does.
Starting point is 00:13:47 He might be part of Con Bud, the one that is all people who are out of jail. I don't... I think he was just at the conference because he's from Catskill, New York or trained in Catskill, New York, which is right across the river. Because he's been going around
Starting point is 00:14:04 doing photos. Oh, he's Jewish. No. No. Well, you said Catskills, so. Catskills, not just a Jewish area. I don't go to up New York. You don't go to up New York. So he's just a fan of,
Starting point is 00:14:23 he's just there as a bystander. I think he was doing like a hometown hero tour or whatever. Yeah, because I got on the local Facebook groups, like afterwards with all his photo ops with the children and people were like, he, like some people were mad. They're like, this is a convicted like felon, like rapist, blah, blah, blah. And then other people were like, let him do good in our community right right by selling drugs he wants to do good so i'm curious what was the what was the just general
Starting point is 00:14:56 like layout what what kind of what kind of people were there like what's the Give us an ethnography on the crowd. I mean, have you guys been to a porn conference? I have not. Or like trade show? I've seen videos of them. I mean, this was basically like the AVN Awards, but with cannabis. Adult video. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:18 What? So were there like baddies there? Were there like 10 out of 10 smoke shows displaying the weed? Actually, I made friends with some like girlies in the cannabis industry. And they invited me to some after parties. And they made a couple remarks about how this one didn't have the baddies. So usually there are like bikini clad chicks there.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Margarita girls. I feel like that's every trade show has that type of... That's like a staple of a trade show, I feel like, is you got to have the baddies. But it's Hudson, so they probably got some transmasc baddies to be their overalls. Like a handkerchief or something. No offense to you, Meg, but is there any baddies even in hudson
Starting point is 00:16:05 i feel like they're all turtleneck you're looking elizabeth theranos types elizabeth theranos we don't we don't have that much of a tech presence in hudson yeah yeah but i'm just saying like a woman with a deep voice who's like above 30 close to 40 who wears glasses and a turtleneck you're almost You're almost there with Hudson, but you're missing some real crucial components. It's not as like techie as you think it is. It's more like work from home, crunchy, health focused.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah, there's a griddle. Former art, well, current artist who moved upstate. So it's a lot of ann taylor loft and anthropology i i don't even think it's that commercial we're doing more more bespoke yeah boutique brands bespoke get this shit out of here i'm going to target after this i'm going to heb actually where are you jock i'm in houston texas right now in my friend's grand apartment look at all this wow oh my god wow okay question weed what is weed legal in texas um no it isn't and that's why i hit it like a outlaw
Starting point is 00:17:21 wait you went on a plane with it um i don't more. Wait, you went on a plane with it? I did or did not go on a plane with it. I don't know what you just said. Really good. Really good job, Jock. You tried to trick me. Let me give you a tour of all my swag. Yeah, let's see the swag.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Swag it out, my faggot. She just called me a faggot. Period. I think women want to be included and that's why they want to be called faggots. Okay, so the Ziploc bag, did that come, was that at the conference or was that your... No, I've had to
Starting point is 00:18:00 bag all this shit up because I can't stand the smell. Because it reeks. Oh my god i cannot okay a bloom is it okay okay then we've got a for white women a lemon cane this one's um a lemon these are pre-rolls oh period in a in like like a bag Sorry That like Lindor truffles come in basically Lemon cane I prefer citizen cane
Starting point is 00:18:31 No thank you to this mindless garbage Okay I got weed maps Papers This is how you find your cannabis I guess across America Because they're all too stupid to just walk down the street or use Google. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:47 A strawberry mochi. Okay. You really got hooked up here. I'm kind of jealous and pissed because you don't even care about weed. I'm jealous and pissed. All these different boxes are reminding me of the scene in Harry Potter where they're in the train and they have all the jobs.
Starting point is 00:19:03 For the record, every object that Meg pulls out is a further act of homophobia against me. Okay, how about a Shirley Temple? Stop! Wait, so these are all vapes. You have like four marijuana vapes on you right now.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Wait, hold on. Okay. This isn't really fucked up. I'm kind of pissed that you got to go. The one I went to, they didn't give us as much. Jenny J's? Jenny's J. Not Jenny J's. Jenny J's.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And these were all free. They all gave these to you because of your presence. Another vape. Another vape. That looks like an EpiPen. Isn't that a conflict of interest, Meg, to be a reporter getting this amount of free swag? That must be breaking some journalistic standards, Missy. I texted you after that.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I was like, little do these people know that this is illegal. Very close story. Well, I thought you were the head writer of Jezebel. Honestly, Jock, that's a pretty good dig on Meg. Butter hooked you up. The butter is the coolest looking label it's like the brat cover okay so this guy was like a he was like a fat jewish guy from brooklyn and he told me that the whole like his buddy who designed vitamin water
Starting point is 00:20:20 designed his branding for butter and also the genesis of his story um about the brand is that he used to be a fat kid and then he started smoking weed and lost weight adult sorry but isn't he still isn't he currently fat no yeah you said oh you said a fat jewish spiritually fat jewish he's kind of like spiritually fat right yeah yeah fat coated jewish man if he's spiritually fat then what kind of fat am i be honest you're you're spiritually fat you're spiritually fat and physically fat next question you're just i think you're just weed fat um whoa whoa whoa okay this is the so that was... Those were all the pre-rolls or vapes. Now this is the gummy selection. God, Meg.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Okay, period. This is so fucked up. You let this into your house. You got so much shit. And you don't even care about weed. You fucking honky-tonky Hudson... Snoozy. Cracker.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Okay, Snoozy looks good. Now, I have a comment on snoozy they gave me this this is the map on how like which ones are which why i would people that smoke weed lose shit like no one can i just say put it on the container this this this design on the snoozy and granted this might just be the millennialification of graphic design it all was like very cartoon-like very flat and very you know bubbly this looks like i mean there was a reason why cigarette companies had to stop making like candy cigarettes and you know all this stuff because it's direct marketing to children this looks like it's a treasure hunt made for children i mean yeah
Starting point is 00:21:59 all right what's this one's live resin gummies. Strawberry, mango, honey, banana. Just means that they're higher quality made from instead of being made from straight up weed. It's made up from live resin concentrates. So they're fancier. Also, strawberry, mango, honey, banana. That's too many flavors. It's also like for children.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Two of those out. It's what, Ben? It's also made for children. Strawberry, honey,. It's what, Ben? It's also made for children. Strawberry, honey, mango, banana is literally like what I feed my nephew. I'm going to get a smoothie after this and it doesn't make me weak. Period. Okay. Actually, some of the gummies are gone because Brad already got into them.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Uh-oh. Brad. Brad. I miss that guy. This is the sour heirloom. Brad already got into them. Uh-oh. Brad. Brad. I miss that guy. This is the sour heirloom. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:52 The way they spell heirloom is not cool. So then they also gave me drinks. Stop. Oh, period. Meg, do you have any of the brand stories on these various companies? Because I'm sure they're all like, this is our mission. This is how we got started and blah, blah, like mostly just like wait what what did you say again sorry like the brand stories like their their mission statements i mean there's the one jewish guy who claimed it made him not fat even though he still seems to be somewhat overweight the family
Starting point is 00:23:20 owned yeah i mean supposedly supposedly a lot lot of the brands that were at this conference are all like smaller boutique like ones. They gave me a ton of literature too. Oh my God. Did the Jewish guy explain to you how he lost weight after smoking weed? Because I don't. Yeah. No, but he did. He was like, how about I want a reality television show made about myself and my brand.
Starting point is 00:23:50 It's a really unique story. And then he also told me that his business is half in New York, half in Flint, Michigan. And he just laid off an entire factory. Whoa. These people just opened up. You got a free press pass for no reason And then these people just started Spilling to you
Starting point is 00:24:08 It's like we're actually using The only clean water in Flint For our hydroponics operation This brand They didn't give me any shit But this guy The founder is a football player Who has like crazy CTE,
Starting point is 00:24:26 like really dumb. I can't remember his name. CTE, cock ball torture. Wait, what's CTE? Is that, I forgot what CTE stands for,
Starting point is 00:24:38 but is that one called fog or foy? It's really hard to tell. That one is called more More bad graphic design. Yeah, it's unclear. I think it's Foy. This one is purchase with a purpose. Every month we bail out individuals facing minor cannabis-related charges
Starting point is 00:24:56 with the help of your purchase. Jock, did you hear that? I've never been arrested for marijuana. No, just what do you think about that? I think they could spend their money better. Than bailing out people who have marijuana. Like buying more weed. Yeah, buying more weed.
Starting point is 00:25:14 No. No. I mean, well, my, okay, maybe I don't agree with it. Because I'm like, do the people they bail out get a membership and a discount? A membership? To their weed co-op. Because it seems like if it's Hudson, it's got to be a co-op. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:25:36 These businesses are all around the state of New York. This is not just like a Hudson thing. It's like people coming up from the city. Apparently, it was almost like a Hudson thing it's like people coming up from the city apparently it was almost like a film festival like all these companies were bringing up all their employees and like booking out hotels and like partying like our neighbors that are at Airbnb like they were up all night like partying I assume on alcohol how the hell do they stay up on weed is my question I don't like a weed after party yeah it seems like
Starting point is 00:26:06 you're hanging out and like you're like a guy named tate's garage and just like listening to music on off of a laptop everything is possible with all things being energy drink that's so that's your upper that's what that's what gets you out of the weed haze, Jock, is the bean. That's what wakes me up. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Oh, I was just going to say today I took a pill. You took a what? A pill. You took a pill. What's a pill?
Starting point is 00:26:37 A pill. A weed pill? Orange pill. An Adderall. Adderall. A Dramamine? Okay. You took an Adderall today. Amazing. I didn't take a whole one. I just took a partial. Well, your upper intake is very similar to my marijuana intake, which is that I can do the tiniest amount of it. And you asked for a crumb of Adderall.
Starting point is 00:27:02 It sounds like Meg needed two whole adderalls to escape that weed maze she got stuck in could you imagine an adderall convention if only i had a weed map to get myself out of that place is it a literal map or is it just like an app or a website it's an app and a website and they have discounts and they label all of the discounts wait are or a website? It's an app and a website and they have discounts and they label all of the discounts. Wait, are you a member of this app? Yes, of course, of course.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I don't use it all the time, but if I'm in a city that I'm unfamiliar with, it organizes the deals by the cheapest. When was the last time you used it, Chuck? The last time I used it jock uh the last time i used it was in la because i was trying to find a specific product the weed pills the weed pills make make have you heard about jock's weed pills jock is also on weed powders now as well yeah jock can you tell meg about the pills and powders please so the weed pills are a thousand milligram pack of 20 milligram pills.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Were you in like a, are you a veteran? Like what? That's like what they give to people with cancer. I don't take the whole thousand all the time always. I usually take just about 100 and 150 or 160 because it's 20, 25. I don't know. I'm just taking them at least between the number of 10 to 15. How many milligrams of weed do you think you do in a singular day, Chuck, on average?
Starting point is 00:28:38 Because 10 was enough to fuck makeup for about three days. I didn't even have 10. I had five i was in portland recently and i was probably doing at least 300 or like a day 200 um they they have gummies that come one piece is 100 one gummy is 100 god and so and they're only like four dollars so of course i would just buy a few and eat them throughout the day um but i was going down to the hyatt centric downtown portland bar location and having like three eccentric downtown bar location is fucking iconic y'all need to go there and shout out to ann, the bartender. She loves hockey.
Starting point is 00:29:25 If you want a bartender that loves hockey in the Portland area, go down to the Hyatt-centric downtown Portland location. Did you take her home? Yeah, did you take her home? No. And her pussy is great, y'all. No, no. She's married, I think.
Starting point is 00:29:42 That doesn't matter. It never stopped you before, brother. Oh, Meg, you're just salacious. You married, I think. That doesn't matter. I've never stopped you before, brother. Oh, Meg, you're just salacious. You married Jezebel. Meg is not married, for the record. Meg, all of my friends think you're married. You're not married? Do you remember my friend Lucy who thought that you and Brad were married?
Starting point is 00:29:59 Wait, are they not? Meg is not married. You're dead serious? Y'all aren't even a couple. Meg makes a single woman. Wait, Oh, wait. Meg is not married. You're dead serious? Y'all aren't even a couple? Meg makes a single woman. Yeah. Wait, stop, stop. Wait, no.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I don't want to see what you got. I need to know the truth. I'm not married. Meg is not married. Meg has a longtime, very sexy boyfriend. Mm-hmm. Brad. That is Brad?
Starting point is 00:30:22 Oh, okay. Yeah, that's him, him actually when he was yeah wait is it really 12 years old there wait jock jock do you remember when you brad is not yours jock listen do you remember when you met meg at our live show and you assumed that she was our lawyer well i kind of am yeah yeah i you you um yeah let me ben ben loves to brag and be like well i have a friend who's a lawyer but she's also my lawyer it's a different friend it's not mag that he's pregnant oh really i'm just a little confused i don't know if she's a weed doctor or if she's a journalist or if she's married to Brad. I just, I'm a little confused.
Starting point is 00:31:05 What's a weed doctor, Sean? Woman of mystery. Woman of STEM. She's STEMming out. Period. Meanwhile, y'all didn't even notice this whole meeting I've been eating packets of mustard and ketchup.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Wise. Amazing. Are they cannabis infused? I wish, honey. I would kill for a cannabis infused I wish honey I would kill for a cannabis infused packet of 300 milligrams of weed a day which would kill me
Starting point is 00:31:34 it would kill me I really cannot even fathom how I would walk off my roof I will say I was at a hotel so I was safe in that way but I woke up every day with like a super hangover because I was say I was at a hotel, so I was safe in that way, but I woke up every day with like a super hangover because I was also, I probably smoked between like 10 and 15 joints every day in Portland, and then I kept buying-
Starting point is 00:31:54 On top of the edibles. On top of the edibles, and I kept buying these blunts that were pre-rolled with dabs inside of them. Okay, so we're talking 1,000 milligrams, bitch. Yeah, you barely barely how are you alive after that deeply disturbing so many lovely men women and thems around and everyone was really pretty for being portland everyone acted like everyone's gonna be fugly in portland i probably would have even i probably would have even fucked some of the homeless people that didn't even look that bad.
Starting point is 00:32:26 This is what an 800 milligram weed haze does to a motherfucker. Yes, I want to fuck homeless people. It becomes Cameron Diaz. And I really didn't even dab that much either while I was there. And when I did dab, I had to
Starting point is 00:32:44 go to the church to go hide in between. To go pray to God. Please, God, make me not hide anymore. Near the Hyatt Centric downtown Portland location, you can see through a mirror window, if you're lucky to be on the 15th or the 17th store facing the west side. You can really see the church very well.
Starting point is 00:33:04 And I could see exactly where I could lay down to smoke dabs. You smoke dabs in a church? Laying down? Oh, no. On the perimeter of the church. You know how they have those little basement windows that are blocked off and they kind of slant down? Yes. It's like a cellar.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Yeah. If you lay down in that – and I saw other people laying down and doing it so it seemed to be like okay so you were that's that's where you saw the homeless people in these basement window dogs no no i saw them everywhere honestly the mall people were really were something else you couldn't even believe the people what are mall people well i spent i i was at the mall from 12 like noon you know what that does to a person that's like serving a full term in iraq at the mall i mean are you talking about like people that like you saw like getting frozen yogurt i don't understand no they barely have any operational um like stores in there let alone a frozen yogurt place.
Starting point is 00:34:06 They had a place called Stupid Burgers. They had a closed down place called Shrimp and Grill. Cajun Shrimp and Grill. Cajun Shrimp and Grill. Excuse me. Closed down though. They ain't Cajun. I think it was like Roscoe's Chicken.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah. And then there was one of my favorite places that i go to all the time they're gifts from afar it is a collection of buddhas jesus christ ancient treasures statues that's like where you would get a buy a gremlin basically well yes but but that sounds racist but um they did have this beautiful porcelain frog statue collection and they had one that looked like michael jackson the last time i came to town i bought a michael jackson this time i bought two frogs that were kissing each other that's so cute um meg what else happened at the weed convention so you're there you're hitting up all these booths you're getting all of these free um high potent products um what was what else happened anything
Starting point is 00:35:11 anything of note um i met i met the girlies they said they like i was like there's a lot of men here like there's not very many women it seems and like they then that opened up a can of worms and all the cannabis girls from the booths were just like you don't understand like this we are like oppressed in this industry oh my god and that's how i got invited to the after parties oh my god wait how was the after party well um that weed s'more started screwing with me. So I had to go home and take a nap. And then I actually gave my press pass from 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. to the local newspaper. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:35:59 The feminazi newspaper. Yes. You like showing up high as fuck and the newspaper guy like on the phone being like what do you mean they're out of press passes they can't give any more out the one newspaper yeah that's seven press passes the editor i was like hey do you know about this weed trade show and they were like oh my god what and then they sent their like new 24 year old like young guy reporter down there and he came back with also more samples which is like you're actually not supposed to take it because you do have journalistic standards supposedly like when we moved in upstairs um they would they let us use
Starting point is 00:36:42 our wi-fi for like a month so then we ended up giving them a gift card. We tried to drop off a gift card to like the local cafe as like a thank you and they refused it on the grounds of journalistic standards that they cannot be bought. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. That's annoying.
Starting point is 00:37:00 What assholes. It was kind of funny but anyways so the guy goes down there. He comes back with a ton of samples because at 4 o'clock, I was like, I have to go back. You have to go lay down. There was another building that was New York's finest cannabis expo. I just don't think you love marijuana enough to be there. Actually, Chuck, I don't.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. I have been radicalized. Right. Welcome home, sister. Meg, I like you, but I'm filled with rage, jealousy, and anger. Because I have a $1,500 worth of weed in my house? Yes. Yes. Yes, Meg. of weed in my house. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Yes. Hold the card up again. Okay. I want to see these brand names. Oh, can of squirt. Can of squirt. Can of squirt. Bodega boys.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Bodega boys with a Z. Yeah. These are bad. These are rough. yeah that's these are bad these are okay i think canna squirt is the um the like vagina lubricant uh brand oh with cd in it or something in denver in denver they have one called forasia and that's the vagina lubricant and my lesbian i think just you can use lubricant on anything i don't think it's specifically no this one was for a vagina because it was kind of squirt is a water soluble zero calorie uh drink let me see here i'm going to the instagram you got that much but it didn't tell you
Starting point is 00:38:39 the rest that's all it told you fast acting-acting, water-soluble, 100 milligram precision dose. It's discreet, potent, and sugar-free. Oh, thank God it's sugar-free. Thank you, Canna Squirt. Again, I'm sorry. Do you know the little puree packages that they give children? They're like applesauce. I had one
Starting point is 00:38:59 today for breakfast. I love those things. I eat my nephews all the time. Canna Squirt is the same exact pouch. Same packaging. It's got that plastic thing on the top. It's literally for babies. It's insane that they're getting away with this.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I know the guy that has the patent for the top on those pouches. Oh, really? Billionaire. Hudson billionaire. He lives 20 minutes outside of hudson he has beautiful gardens and he's literally 80 it is insane how how rich you can get off of just like inventing a tiny component of a widely sold product well he also bought apple stock so i think he made most of his money with the apple stock and then got the pouch patent and now he like owns different he owns a golf course up here and three restaurants
Starting point is 00:39:55 and he loves to go around town and dance he's really cute okay is he gay is he gay? Is he gay? No, he's... So you really aren't married. This is weird. Wait, what? The way that you're talking about another man, and I'm going back to saying how you aren't married. He's 80. Well, so?
Starting point is 00:40:18 I'm just guessing based on what I would taste on him. Can't I just platonically admire a man? No, absolutely not. Your eyes are for me only, Meg. Aren't you literally Pauly?
Starting point is 00:40:37 Oh, yeah, of course. I'm just trying to be a massager for fun for one hour. You're good. Enough. You're you're right. Enough. So, Meg, you're radicalized now. You're now joining my team, which is ardently anti-Marijuana. She's probably going to a Flaming Lips concert next weekend.
Starting point is 00:40:56 No. Jock, did you just say that because you're going to a Flaming Lips concert next weekend and you just remembered? No, I would never. My son-of-a-bitch brother is always at those fucking Flaming L never. My son-of-a-bitch brother is always at those fucking flaming little concerts. You're calling your own mother a bitch, by the way. Brother, not mother.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Brother, not mother. I love my brother. He's a son-of-a-bitch. Okay, who's the bitch in question? The bitch would be your mom. I just said bitch to refer to my brother. Man-bitch. You said son of a bitch anyways um well he's putting it together he's putting it together wait I'm getting it now what was crazy
Starting point is 00:41:31 about sorry this event is it was in a totally separate building my press pass really shouldn't have got me in but it got me in yeah and they had they had these guys in suits that were canna guards. And it's a security detail that you can hire for weed or for cannabis events. Oh, because there's so many mentally deranged freaks going to these probably acting like absolute fucking imbeciles. Well, I think it's also with different legislation for events and giving stuff out. different legislation for like events and giving stuff out but also when i walked in the mayor of hudson was podcasting with like one of the like a local like pro cannabis podcaster from the hudson valley oh my god and it like literally looked like i was stepping on the set of like theov on or something that's so funny do the do the Do the Hudson people hate the Hudson Valley people? Are they different?
Starting point is 00:42:28 You mean like, I think you're referring to like the city people divide and like the rural like locals. Yeah, there's definitely like animosity for sure. Oh, for sure. But it's also bullshit because these people, the people that grew up here that are like grew up middle class they the townies they will sell their fucking properties for like right eight hundred eight hundred thousand dollars nine hundred thousand dollars million dollars and then go fuck off and
Starting point is 00:42:55 live in like north carolina or florida and then get on our local facebooks and be like things have just changed there's nothing here for the kids. All these damn Sidiot's and their Subarus. Sidiot's is so funny. Sidiot's is crazy. And it's just kind of bullshit. It's just like, A, you moved. So like, you don't want to live here. And you clearly took the money. So it's like. And sorry, were there queer owned cafes before we came in here? I don't think so. Could you get a $17 smoothie on Warren Street before Miss Meg Murnane moved up? I don't think so, bitch.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Enjoy Florida-Bama, cunt, is what I would say to those town freaks. The Whole Foods prices must have gone up so much when you moved to town. We actually don't have a Whole Foods, Jock. No Whole Foods, Diva. There is a Whole Foods. Oh, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:43:47 I'm serious. There's a Whole Hudson's. What is it called there? Well, I shop most frequently at Rolling Grocer, which actually has tiered pricing on your income level. You're really giving away your location. Man, fuck this town. Fuck Hudson.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Y'all probably got a booming theater scene. Fuck y'all. Why are you so mad at Meg for living in Hudson? I'm not mad at Meg. Meg, I love you. He's just mad because he knows what's coming and it's because I'm... No, I'm mad because I know what bags are next to her that she's never going to fucking use.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I'm going to flush it all down the toilet. Just like my dad's cigarettes. Okay. Bring anger and shame to our tribe. So I, in between my like cannabis induced psychosis break, psychotic break last week and today, I have had the list of anti-cannabis organizations up on my browser so i just can't decide which one i want to join oh my god okay we've got drug abuse drug abuse resistant education
Starting point is 00:44:58 every brain matters oh i love that one every brain high high truth mom's strong johnny's ambassadors um i like johnny's ambassadors because it implies there was a tragedy right someone named johnny like died yeah johnny definitely died he definitely killed killed seven people while he was driving under the influence i i am always wary of mom heavy groups because they end up being so homophobic. You know, like Moms for Liberty or whatever the fuck it's called. Or they're just like, if any trans person enters a bathroom, we're going to shoot them in the head. I wouldn't pick the mom cannabis group
Starting point is 00:45:36 because they probably just hate black teenagers and this is their covert way of going about doing their activism. You're a mother, but you're not married? What? No, no, no. Meg, Jock was about to chastise you for having a child out of wedlock.
Starting point is 00:45:57 I'm still here. I'm grabbing a glass of water. I'm not just judging you. I'm not off the camera just to judge you. You can't handle my face okay also you know my fur baby died so put some respect on that little puppy's name rip friend i didn't say anything about your dead dog please don't don't drag me into whatever way you accidentally killed it i thought you were washing your face or something jock
Starting point is 00:46:21 whatever way you accidentally killed it. That is so mean. Wait, man. We should start an anti-cannabis organization in Fran's name. Fran's Angels. Fran's Angels. He would love that. I don't think he liked weed.
Starting point is 00:46:39 He hated weed. The one time we smoked a joint around him, he seemed very judgmental. And not just because he's Japanese. I think he really hated me. This is honestly one of my favorite ones. One chance to grow up. Wait, what does
Starting point is 00:46:58 their website say? One chance to grow up is so funny. One chance to grow up is so... It chance to grow up is so it's like come on it's like grow the fuck up it's the bitchiest way of saying YOLO yeah exactly high truths
Starting point is 00:47:16 high truths I like white ribbon association two is enough DC I feel like the white ribbon I feel like that name should be reserved for something more important. That's such a general name. The Heritage Foundation. Stop.
Starting point is 00:47:37 These are all racist organizations just trying to pick up traction wherever they can, I bet. Yeah. A grand think tank right but every brain matters and one chance to grow up like probably gonna get a donation from me this year period period you're gonna you're gonna get a water fountain at the one chance to grow up offices in your name the meg bernain fountain meg bernain wing at one chance to grow up offices in your name the meg bernain fountain meg bernain wing at one chance to grow up are you gonna join the nra or the confederacy the daughters of the confederacy i'm just gonna do i'm gonna keep it classic with the kkk jock right period um whoa
Starting point is 00:48:21 meg that that was too far even for Hudson's standards I think one chance to grow up is what I'm gonna join is that children focused? it seems so well I guess what we're really establishing here is that marijuana addicts are kind of the biggest adult babies in the room because they need the
Starting point is 00:48:40 childlike packaging they need the clear cartoonish flat design so maybe it's just a a um a nod to the fact that these people are losing their one chance to grow up i mean i'm sorry after attending this event it is just like clearly such a money-making opportunity like in five to ten years we're all going to be backtracking on this legislation i okay the the first thing that comes up when you go on one chance to grow up's website is we are relentless period
Starting point is 00:49:14 these are all people who've never had sex before maybe so it seems like they have because okay we are relentless they're a group of concerned parents so they must have had sex right they've had it at least once we know that there's proof i just heard we are relentless and that usually sounds like i agree with you on the money-making aspect of it it's a huge cash grab i moved to Denver, Colorado in 2013, just a few months before weed there was legalized. And if you remember, Colorado is the first state in our beautiful nation to legalize weed. And there was a huge influx of people shortly after that. I, you know, statistically, yes, I was one of them. And I was addicted to weed at the time, I'll be honest.
Starting point is 00:50:04 addicted to weed at the time i'll be honest um but the amount of things that just started happening around town after the big push for legalization was extremely disturbing to me i was a maid and i get out of cleaning this house once with this mexican woman named marisol and the entire block is roped off with crime tape and she's like oh my god what what happening ben and i was like i have no fucking clue. And so I went down to the end of the block, talk to the cops and they're like, oh, a woman is,
Starting point is 00:50:30 is dead. We can't tell you what the details are. Later that night, I find out that a man ate an entire chocolate bar, edible chocolate bar. Oh, I remember this story. He was convinced that the world was ending.
Starting point is 00:50:43 And so she, he like threw his wife out of a window and she died and then he tried to kill their child that was just one no wait one of many we marijuana related in deaths um that happened shortly after legalization a frat kid also jumped off of a balcony but there was a guy in boulder who shot his wife and two kids after he had a 100 milligram – no, separately. This is in like 2021 or 2020, right around COVID. And I remember they were saying the guy had smoked weed all of his life, but he had never tried an edible. Yeah, so they used a whole chocolate bar.
Starting point is 00:51:21 But that's where we are with the genetic modification it's like drastically increased the thc potency i found the statistic it's up 307 percent oh my god jesus yeah because these these these are essentially drug manufacturers they operate there's already pre-existing economy and industry you know standard that they can kind of mold themselves to and it's based off of pharmaceutical industries this is literally the same way that like fucking the opioid crisis happened exactly and they're manufacturing comparing the opioid crisis to the you hate you two hating weed is so insane it's so flat-brained we're on the right side of history i I am not. I'm not comparing it to it in scale or in depth, of course. I'm comparing it in terms of the way they get
Starting point is 00:52:12 customers hooked and the way that they market their products. I think that you see these companies trying to make their products as addictive as possible, as widely available as possible and as strong as possible. And I think that that's a huge problem, particularly because marijuana has always been like, you know, advertised as some kind of health product and maybe it is a health product. When is that the correct potency? But when you are doing these like massively,
Starting point is 00:52:43 massively potent, you know, doses of marijuana, it's, it is doses of marijuana, it's just not good. It should not be happening and it shouldn't be normalized the way it is. I have no problem – Well, that's because you don't like fun. You're a little bitch that can't stand when other people are smiling or happy. You'd rather no one have fun with their friends.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Sorry that marijuana is fun with their friends. Sorry not everyone wants to go skiing every weekend. I've never skied in my life. I'm Sorry not everyone wants to go skiing every weekend. I've never skied in my life. I'm sorry not everyone wants to go. When skiing. I meant blow, you dumb fucks. You're talking about cocaine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Okay, I see. Sorry, not all of us live in a constant blizzard where we can't even see our own feet because there's so much cocaine. Right. Well, I'm also anti-cocaine. Meg is also anti-cocaine as well you're back i'm cool again no but not not to go too hard on you know the jock's lifestyle lovely potheads and no jock jock is a different kind of marijuana user there's no way he could stop and that's that's fine well okay give me a little history on your your usage When did you first... 12 years old.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I was in a graveyard, and we had all these different tools. Not real pipes, but we had... Tools? Like a pickaxe? We had a jar of weed. We had like a scientific flask from a laboratory yeah we had a light bulb with the inside taken out we had um like a can and we had like a bick like automatic click pencil right okay so we were just stuffing them in every hole and just i don't understand i don't
Starting point is 00:54:27 understand i don't understand you were in a macgyver type scenario you were locked in a mausoleum or something no no no there were six of us it was all of our first time oh there were six of you that clears everything right so what were the tools for were these all various uh macgyvers we just didn't have a pipe and so we were just trying to do them honestly the scientific flasks worked best because you would drop the weed in sit there heating it up and it would eventually turn into like a little and then you'd like basically sip it out of there okay oh okay so like the first time i smoked weed was just a simple like apple, like using like a paper or toilet paper roll with aluminum foil, like that kind of thing. Classic.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Classics. Yeah, I think mine was a can. Club classics. Yeah, I did a can. I did a can. I don't remember the very first time I smoked weed because I did smoke weed so much as a teen and as a young adult like almost every day but i was smoking like ditch weed not to go back on the potency thing i was smoking like seeds and stems and it was honestly like doing nothing to me i think looking back at the time but yeah it was a lot of cans like i think statistically for the amount of cans i've smoked out of i should probably be like in jail for threatening a mcdonald's employee something. Like it should be a lot worse for me.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Or you'll have dementia. I actually remember the exact can that was the first one I smoked out of. It was a San Pellegrino orange flavor. You fancy bitch. I know. Okay, okay. The can I would smoke out of the most, the phenomena of the Diet Coke was lime.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Oh, because you get a little bit of the lime hint. Yeah. I might go get a Diet Coke from my fridge. Oh, wait, I have a Sprite in my fridge. I just remembered. Oh, wait, I just remembered. I have nothing. You people should wait to drink your precious beverages.
Starting point is 00:56:23 I have water. I'm basically a fucking hospital patient. That's all. Why don't you have one of these? Too bad you don't have all mine. Too bad I don't drink alcohol, you fucking heathens. Those are weed drinks. These are weed drinks. I see rosé.
Starting point is 00:56:35 No, it's a weed alcohol drink. Yeah, it's a weed alcohol drink. But there's alcohol in it. That's what I'm saying. And weed. Yeah. So I couldn't drink it. I don't drink alcohol.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Right. Right, you don't drink alcohol right right you don't drink alcohol it's been like six years i mean this is crazy what what would it take for you to stop smoking whoa or stop dabbing a gun that went off in my head so that i was disabled and had no control of my spine or like lower, so I would have more difficulty smoking weed, and even then I would get my nurse to administer it. How would you tell, can you pretend Hessa's the nurse? What would you say to your nurse when you have a gunshot that's in the spine?
Starting point is 00:57:16 Hessa, you do not have weed. Time for you to not have any weed. Hessa, Hessa, just give me a small puffy puff. I need it now. Your arms still work. You could do it yourself. Honey, I told you. You're doing it for me.
Starting point is 00:57:31 I love you. Thank you for being my nurse. I love you too. Here's your weed. Here, put this in your mouth. Let me hit it. And then I'm behind the bed, and I'm rubbing my hands together because I want dog's fortune. Would it take me, honestly, to quit, Meg?
Starting point is 00:57:50 Yeah. Yeah. Like a raise at my job. That's it. Sorry. I didn't actually know there's actual cannabis nurses. I'm like looking at... Good lord. If you think that's weird, there's actual cannabis nurses. Good lord. If you think that's weird, there's dog doulas. I think they've gone too far. Oh, I'm very familiar with the
Starting point is 00:58:11 dog doulas. I feel like that's a Hudson staple. It's a dog doula. Yeah, and I did call a dog a pet psychic after my dog passed away. I think a pet psychic is more reasonable than the dog doula.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Did you get any messages from Fran? Were there any communications? There was a little bit of communication, but I want to call back after because I called really close to his death, and so I want to have some space. His spirit hadn't been fully uploaded to like have some space his spirit hadn't been fully
Starting point is 00:58:45 uploaded to the cloud yeah because his his spirit um was still in the house i think a little bit because he he passed or we we like euthanized him in the house yeah so with a gun yeah god you hudson people are great i'm really sorry for your loss, though, Meg. Thank you. That's tragic. No, I don't... No one deserves to lose their pet. I don't know... To gunfire. I know. No, we had some lesbian from the Berkshires come over here
Starting point is 00:59:15 and inject him with like three rounds of... Sorry, is this a licensed euthanasia specialist or is this just a lesbian who has a hobby? No, no, no. This is a Cornell educated veterinarian. I was about to say, this sounds like a sick and twisted lesbian going around eliminating people's pets for pleasure. I mean, she might be a Dexter type situation. It might be a Dexter type situation.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I don't know. Every animal she kills has a sordid deep dark doctor not fran man fuck that what's that guy's name dexter yes michael michael c something michael c hall michael c hall man fuck that faggot michael c hall he could have stopped at six feet under he had had done so well as an actor. And then he had to become the quirky killer who doesn't know how to love, but wants a family. Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. Fuck that little bitch. He didn't even serve a family.
Starting point is 01:00:16 He didn't even smoke weed. Period. That's right. You don't deserve a family. The one thing Fran did say was, Fight the good fight and outlaw weed in America.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Weed is destroying America. I think we can end on that note. I would say that weed is one of the major components in America's decline. It's too widely available, it's too potent, and it is making people dumb. I have no beef with any individual
Starting point is 01:00:45 weed smokers at all i think you are victims to a massive industry um that is yeah a conspiracy joc your mic is off i can tell you i can tell you're yelling but your mic is muted diva i said that's not true you have a biggest beef with one marijuana user, me. And I would say the beef between us is so big it's steak. Wow. I have no beef with your marijuana intake, Jock. I think it's your life. And honestly, at the end of the day, I'm kind of fundamentally libertarian on the question.
Starting point is 01:01:19 If you want to do the drugs, you can do them. I just feel like the industry needs some regulation. Oh, my God. the industry needs some regulation oh my god the industry needs some regulation why don't you fucking why don't you fucking go build a house yeah i we need to demilitarize the can i don't know why they have a apache helicopter i don't know why they have a tank can you please google canna guard security Yeah I'm so curious about this Because I'm so That's so funny
Starting point is 01:01:50 Were they high Meg? Did they look high? That's what makes them so strong Of course they're high Were they in like tie-dyed suits? No they were in like black tie So I'm not finding A specific site for it I'm just finding job listings.
Starting point is 01:02:05 So there's a cannabis security officer in Tinley Park, Illinois. It pays $20 an hour. They have a Facebook. I'm just finding Canada Guard Security, which seems to be very different. Oh, there's two N's in Canada. Doy. They have a Facebook and an Instagram, it looks like.
Starting point is 01:02:30 What's on their Facebook? I'm going to ask. You should infiltrate them. I'm going to ask one more time to clarify before this episode ends. You're not married? Oh, my God. I just saw.
Starting point is 01:02:43 I thought the way that Brad looked at at you that's the way a husband looks your mom contacted jock and she was like please please ask maggie why she's not married why is my sweet meg brad's just your roommate he's gay jock their boyfriend and girlfriend is that that shouldn't be difficult for you it It's just hard to understand. They live in a house in Hudson. I'm going to call her mom. I am shocked, Meg. I am shocked at the amount of friends, seriously, at the amount of friends I have who think that just because you live in
Starting point is 01:03:14 a house, they think that you're married. It's so babyish. What's wrong with being married? You're against marriage, but you're for weed? Oh, wait. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. You're against marriage, but you're for weed? Oh, wait. Nope. You're – Nope, nope, nope, nope. You're against marriage and you're against weed? Wow.
Starting point is 01:03:28 What else have the Americans – The thing is I barely have to make my case. Cocaine? Alcohol? I would like you to – Meg, fuck you, bitch. You hate fun. You stupid fucking Hudson.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Meg, can you just list us 10 things that most people like that you dislike before we go? Say it again. 10 things that Meg hates that everyone else likes. 10 things that Meg hates that everyone else likes. Meg, go. Cannabis.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Cannabis. Alcohol. Cocaine. Cocaine. State of Louisiana. State of Louisiana. Oh, man, fuck you, cocaine. Cocaine. State of Louisiana. State of Louisiana. Oh, man, fuck you, bitch. Get him. Keep going, keep going. Come on.
Starting point is 01:04:10 No. We're going to fist fight? No. You can type up 10. I'll type up 10, and we'll put them in the chat for seeking arrangements and let the fans duke it out. Perfect. It's about time they duke it out.
Starting point is 01:04:24 See, this is why Meg is a podcasting expert. She knows how to do bonus content, but we should wrap up, um, because, because I do have to get back and, um, paint.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Shave your back. I don't have to shave my back. I have to go back to this Unitarian woman, um, her house. And I forgot you have trouble growing. Um I have to go back to this Unitarian woman Her house and I forgot you have trouble growing hair Well thanks for having me guys Of course anytime
Starting point is 01:04:51 Thank you for coming on Meg Meg thank you so much You're such a darling woman even though you're not married Doc has a crush on Meg I think that's what I'm picking up here Yeah I think that's what's going on I don't have a crush on Meg I think of Meg like Chris going on I don't have a crush on Meg I think of Meg like Chris thinks of Meg
Starting point is 01:05:08 as in Family Guy Alright keep smoking weed everyone Keep smoking that weed Don't put it down Do not put the weed down Meg any plugs? You can't stop me smoking me weed Many plugs
Starting point is 01:05:21 Anything you want to shout out? Bitch you're the only bald one in the chat no nothing to plug i'm all good here period all right period i will reveal on one of the next episodes when i'm working on my chicago next. First time in Chicago, first time performing. Have you booked it? No. Okay. It's in the process.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Bye everyone. Bye. Bye. I'm going to put it on Twitter. Your eyes look like a freeze-up. Now you have the chest tightness. You think you have a cape and this ball is on the ceiling. You think you're Superman, but the feeling doesn't pass. For me, you're smoking, you're a wasabasa. I sit with my rum, mixing with beer. And you with marijuana.
Starting point is 01:06:18 We keep it in Geneva. Dear Meg, I respect you even though you're unwed. And I really respect you and Brad's relationship. And I respect that you live a Hudson life that is beautiful, and you have beautiful skin and hair that looks like you've never, ever aged, ever, and that you are young forever. And I would love if you could mail me those things. I will pay you whatever.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Please, dear God. Okay. Or I'll pick them up in New York. You can tell me you want $500 for it. We'll pay you $500. I'm not kidding. Yeah, there's going to be a finder's fee. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:06:50 I've finally been found. I was blind, but now I see. These Shirley temples don't come at a cost. Is it Shirley temple or Shirley temple? Shirley. Oh, my God. Meg, how much are you going to let that entire boatload of swag go for?
Starting point is 01:07:08 I'm going to itemize it and see how much it's worth. Because I am actually curious how much shit I got for free. And then, Jack, maybe you can get a little... Isn't Hudson pretty expensive? Yes. It's one of the most expensive cities in the world.
Starting point is 01:07:23 It's like Dubai. Yeah. Exactly. What the fuck? It's like Lux like dubai yeah okay what's your address you want okay bye everyone El que en los ritmos seguilla Jale El que en los ritmos seguilla Desde la tierra de los incas, Perú Summer Records, Pauly Fafawel Desde el 2030, Arriba Now Macho JQ
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