Seeking Derangements - SD 413 - The Gay List pt. 17 w/ Miss Kay

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

FREE VIDEO ON OUR PATREON Ben here, Jacques, Hesse, and I are joined by the one and only Miss Kay to crack open the old gay list and instill all of the straight men listening with newfound neuroses which is, guess what, GAY! Today, we discuss all of the things social media says men CAN'T do. Such as taking a celebratory picture in front of your new apartment, bullying sad women on twitter, receiving packages, having a female character in the Sims and more! Plus, we get some updates from Jacques ventures as a wedding DJ, find out why I can't stop pointing at Japanese Maples, and hear about what happens when you're all alone with just a few sad queens at Dallas' iconic Round Up Saloon. Listen to Kay's podcast Meat Bus and check out her Substack, The Quiet Part!

Hello everyone, welcome to Seeking Derangements. It's Ben, I'm here with my co-host Jock and Hessa of course, but joining us today is the prophetic TikToker, host of the podcast Meatbus, and all-around diva, Miss K. Hello K. Hi, it's so lovely to be here. This is like my golden globes. Oh my god. Beautiful.

Well you're speaking today. Not the Oscars though. What would your Oscars be? Yeah, let's not... I don't know if I have one. I really just like the hateful divas on the internet. But they're always going to be... You know what I mean?

All three of us here. But Kay is joining us today for installment 17 of the gay list. Is this your first time? I know I've done 17 of these. Yeah. That's crazy. So if this is your first time hearing one of our gay list episodes, there's a man online who's compiling every single time someone on Twitter

or Instagram, man, there's a man online. He's compiling every instance on social media wherein someone will say, if your man eats outside, he's gay. If your man online, he's gay. That has been one of them.

If he is online, he is gay. That's a fact. It's technically called Things Masculine Men Can't Do according to social media. We call it the gay list because i mean let's be honest it's it's basically what it is yeah the gay list application it's the implication um and i've got a selection here for us today but before i because we've been doing this like i said

17 episodes it has kind of infected my brain in a way i think and even in my own life like i'll do something and i'll be like it's got to be on the list like yesterday my mom my mom has a japanese maple in her backyard and beautiful every time i see a japanese maple i go japanese maple i every gay guy does that every every time i've seen a japanese with a gay guy, they go, Japanese maple. It's part of that disease. Is it knowing the name of the tree that makes it gay? Yeah.

And I think it's the tree itself because it's kind of a dainty kind of ruined. There are bigger ones. Ruined. Yeah. But I mean, I do that, but I feel like it's because I used to work at a nursery and that was like the most expensive thing we had. I still call it gay I feel like it's because I used to work at a nursery, and that was the most expensive thing we had. I still call it gay when you do it. I don't care.

I think it is gay. I think noticing the tree is gay immediately. Here's one. Noticing that those trees that smell like cum are coming out in the spring right why do you know what cum smells like exactly they're called ginkgo trees

excuse me sir have you been sniffing cum because it seems like you know how much cum smells like I've never smelled the cum smell before I will say that I've never noticed really no neither have I. And it makes me think people are kind of really whorish.

Because I also have a really good sense of smell. I'm kind of like the Elvis of smells. You know? But what the fuck does that mean? The Elvis of smells? Get the hell out of here. I don't have to explain myself to you. She doesn't have to explain herself to you, Chuck. She's not gay. She doesn't have to explain herself to me, man't i don't know she's not gay she doesn't have to explain herself to me man i am gay but i think i think there is a there is a smell to come

it's hard to well to come to come for sure these trees smell like something different yeah no one's debating the cum smell that's a given i was like you guys are crazy you're saying cum doesn't smell like anything no you're talking about the trees okay yeah i was deciding whether or not i wanted to address the fact that cum does in fact smell like something but i didn't want to seem like a huge oh you mean that the funk of spunk yes the funk of spunk as you call it in the industry yes of course so jock would you be like the parliament funkadelic of cum of smells spunkadelic yeah parliament spunkadelic. Parliament's spunkadelic here with the best, most delicious gum smells. I actually

drink a bottle of... Sorry. I drink half a bottle of vanilla extract a night so that I have a nice... Why? No, you don't. You're lying. So my cum smells and tastes good. You're so full of shit. I don't think that would work at all. Yeah, I don't think that works.

You also don't do that. Well, Ms. K, that's why you'll be Ms. K, and I'll be Mrs. Gonsolin. That's why I'm going to cum on you. Jock, also, half a bottle of vanilla extract is like two shots of vodka. Yeah, also, you're drinking again. Good job being sober. You're drinking your vodka. Yeah.

I texted. I did that once. I're drinking your vodka. Yeah. I texted. I did that once. I was at an after party and I was just like, so like fiending for alcohol. And I was at my friend's place and on her liquor cabinet, they were all like empty, but there was a unlabeled like cork pop, you know,

like glass bottle. And I was like, oh, like a perfume from the 1880s tincture yes the old tincture and i smelled it and i was like oh it's like vanilla something and then i did shots and i woke up the next day and she's like who drink all of my vanilla extract and i was like oh my god oh my god doing shots with doing shots of vanilla extract with like complete strangers on 4am

they're worried about you right this was a couple years ago this was a couple years ago another one that I think should be on the list now that I'm living in a landlocked state I don't eat seafood in a landlocked state because to me

I'm like no I don't trust it well you're not in a landlocked state because to me i'm like no no i don't trust it well doc you're not in a landlocked state well i know i just i just i just don't like hearing this landlocked versus a better state debate but exactly yes faggot because it is so gay to be at like a seafood restaurant with your friends and be like can i have a salad because i don't eat seafood not even the chicken option straight to the salad but they didn't have any chicken at the restaurant it was literally just seafood we're in iowa yeah like i don't know about this sorry i'm looking at you right now ben it doesn't look like you've been choosing salads lately you

don't have to lie that's pretty good honestly you think i look fatter every one thousand times you do that joke it works i don't think you just look fatter. I just think you've puffed out a lot too. Oh, my God. I don't know. I thought it was like you started a new medication maybe, and that's why your face is getting all puffy like that. No.

That's why you kind of have this like pink undertone, kind of like a hot dog that's been boiled. It's because I microneedled my face two days ago, and then I sanded a staircase with my dad, and y'all do not stand a staircase the day after microneedling because like i had like so much sand dust like in my pores it was fucked up it was my face was like so red but that's another gay thing that happened yesterday sanding after microneedling yes yesterday yeah that doesn't explain the sanding

the sanding cancels out the microneedling so you're kind of back at a very base bisexual you know what cut out the middle man and just sand your face that's the straightest thing you can do just put a sander on your face the only skin care masculine men are allowed to partake in

that's not fair Ben already struggles with being ugly don't give him any disadvantages that he has to work through period should we get to the list what do you guys think wait do you have anything to add i want to talk about maps i i want to see because there's been some really crazy shit on the list yeah i haven't listened to all of them but i've listened to a couple and i know like i'm pretty sure like going outside or like walking or something so I need to see what like the chunk we have today

crying and not crying we're on it in a row which is always my favorite and both are true both are true breathing not breathing I do I have one thing I have one thing I'd like to add okay what

washing your vegetables. Yes. Wash your vegetables, you're gay. Absolutely, 1,000%. Do you wash your vegetables? Of course I do, yeah. You think I eat vegetables? I mean, they have bacteria and shit.

Right. Kay, Jock, are you vegetable washers? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yes. Jock doesn't eat vegetables, so he can't answer the question. You seem healthy.

I don't really do that. Oh, God. No. No. I mean, when I say washing vegetables, I mean like washing green onions to put on top of three packets of ramen at one time. No, literally green onions is the vegetable I was picturing when I was washing vegetables. Yeah, and it counts.

It counts. Henny, the only vegetables I wash are the strange guys I pull off of Sniffy's. Right, right. In a wheelchair. Yeah, wash the wheelchair too. The last thing i talked about uh considering having sex with that guy with no arms in portland and then i got hit up recently by a girl with no arms hello i was like i was like

how do we have a listener with no arms and a look like. That's great. Do you want to call it out? It would be very difficult to date you with no arms. Cause I feel like you need to be able to run away. You need to be able to. Well, that's, that's actually perfect for you because the armpit is completely free at all times.

Right. They're kind of just, I didn't even think about the armpit. That's like, that's a wide open places. Yeah. Spaces. Okay, let's get back.

That's the matchmaker. Talk about a new wife. No, no, no. She's all, y'all. Pits all the way down. Pits all the way down. Pits all the way down. Boots all the way down, Henny.

Right. Okay, let's get started. I'm excited for this. 714. We're starting on 714. I'm excited for this. 714. We're starting on 714. I know I did an episode where we started on 1,000. It's because

we're doing it out of order. We're jumping all over the place. It's never going to stop is the thing also. He's probably at the 1,500. I'm so scared. I haven't checked in with him recently. Ideally, we get him on the show,

but that would be for the last edition. I don't know how he would react to a gay past covering his content. He could be mad. He could think it's funny. With three white hosts. Three white hosts.

We'll see. We'll see. Don't worry. I will be telling him I'm half Latino, Hessa, and that will definitely fix everything. We can tell him I am too. We can tell him I'm... He's Arabic?

Jock's Cajun. No, he's black. It's not Arab. Okay, 714. Have touch be your love language. If you even know what love language is, you're right, I feel like. Absolutely on the same train of thought as Hessa. I don't know.

Because I feel like every man on Tinder or on Bumble whatever it is, will say touch is their love language, which just means they want a hand job. Do you know what I mean? So I don't, but it is gay. Wanting a hand job is gay. So who's, are people giving hand jobs anymore?

Hold on. Sorry. Music. So you're a gay guy. Can, let me ask you a question. How I have, how, I mean, like as a part of foreplay, maybe, but never just a tongue. How often are you asking a guy to finger you?

Again, it's one of those things. Situational. Well, it's also like if I'm not going to speak about my body that way, but if fingering is happening, I feel like it's leading to something right i i feel like a handjob is kind of like a a quick exit it's like one of those neon lit exit signs in a building that's on fire clean if the date is going bad and you don't want to like yeah but you still but not like terribly bad right and you still you still feel mildly it's an a jack's button hassa because if i was on a date and some guy was like okay let's get out of here do you want

a hand job i'd be like i'm fucking i'm going home bitch i'm not sticking around for a fucking hand no i i'm saying because you can just like real quick jack him off and then get out of there like yeah and leave a bad impression talking about today not last night for you okay you can jack him off and get out of there it's efficient yeah yeah yeah are you guys really saying touches my love language until oh that's so skeevy to me it's so i haven't seen it i would rather i would rather just see like i mean of course i'm on grinder and stuff where it's just like you know like a tome just fist like just every single thing you could think of like down to the specificity right but height shoe size dick

length everything full biometric full biometric scan but your size is so funny because it's like you would do it to like imply how big your dick is but they also put their dick length well the dick is right under it right yeah yeah yeah right um but i feel like if i was a woman and like a guy was like my love language is touched i'd just be like just say you want to fuck that's just so much more honest and like to the point well i feel like that's kind of the new way to say it right exactly i think that's the new way to say it and i feel like i don't even like i i feel like i see it on i don't watch love island but there's like a million love island-esque shows and all the love languages touch you know what i mean yeah yeah i don't know i i take it seeing a man on tv say that as i'm kind of gay and i want a hand job that's how i take it i mean or i'm like a complete dirtbag trying to like adopt like female

online language to make it feel comfortable around right because it's never quality time i think that's what it is because it's like you're basically saying please touch me because i like it you know it's like that's all you're saying it's really gay if you say it in that voice too you're like please touch me i really need it right i mean if you say anything in that voice too you're like please touch me I really need it I mean if you say anything in that voice I would yeah just add the voice to the list okay I think we all agree that having touch be our love languages

is gay and horny gay and horny Steve Jobs do you think that's why he put he made the iPhone have a touch screen I'm gonna be oppositional Steve Jobs. Do you think that's why he made the iPhone have a touch screen? Because he loves phones so much? I'm going to be oppositional really quickly before we move on to the next thing. I think it's incredibly

straight to say that your love language is touch because you clearly are so horny that you have to disguise yourself like a predator. That's a good point. That is a good point. Straight predator move to be like, my love language is touch.

Yeah, of course your love language is touch. You want to get fucked because you're lonely because no one fucks you. And that's why you're on Tinder. But it's gay to not get fucked. Actually, you're right. It's gay to not be gay. Saying my love language is,

saying touch is my love language on dating apps is straight because you're like a player. It is the camouflage right predators yeah because gay guys like we said they're just listing their full bio if i saw a gay guy you know the game and how to play it you know that's right like hey if i saw a gay guy period hands right exactly all right let's get to the next one. You would touch it? Yeah. Getting beat is my love language.

7.15. Use a female character in The Sims. What the fuck? I feel like this is more indicative of a deeper sexual problem. Okay, do you play The Sims ever? Are you a gamer? That's what I was going to say. I am, but I am not allowed to have The Sims. I made that rule for myself a long time ago. problem okay do you do you play the sims ever i so are you that's what i was gonna say i am but i i am not allowed to have the sims i made that rule for myself a long time ago because it would become

like a huge fucking problem you're like living in it oh yeah my boyfriend has tried to get me the sims for christmas multiple times i've told him it will end our relationship but i i feel like sims is like a vehicle for sick fantasy and so i would almost i feel like first person as a girl in the sims is giving more crossdresser to me than just gay i mean maybe a little eggy no it's fully crossed in the sims i used to do a male character and but he was like a hot male character and i still remember like when i was like that's so sweet you can live a fantasy when i was like exactly i just wanted to be a man um when i was like 11 or 12 i remembered like my character was like uh busking at the sims Sims corner in the town square. Right.

And getting so much money. And I was like, wow, he's living his dream. It's so embarrassing. You're so gay. I still remember it to this day. I was like, what a beautiful moment for my character. That's so funny. He's busking.

Is busking on the list? Because that is gay. Busking is gay. I don list because that is gay busking is gay i don't know i feel like super gay yeah it's hard because it equals to me in my mind it equals like cross punk and cross punk is they're all like pan no they don't do anything cross punks don't do anything they don't they busk oh they love busking hanny what do when I was 18... They play guitar, they play harmonica. Accordion. An accordion with spray paint all over it.

Girl, wake up. I was busking when I was 18 in the French Quarter in New Orleans. It's him. Dancing in front of a boom box. And we would make $100, $200 an hour. It was insane. The fact that people gave us money. I was controlling you with my Sims.

Literally, you were the Sim the whole time. The public master. I was like, I'm going to make him go bald. I hate being taken advantage of. These two are always controlling me in a way that's like I'm an Android. Kay, where

do you live? Your address. Yeah, I'm in android and I'm up there where do you live? you're in Dallas yeah I'm in Dallas oh my specific address? I can do the last four of my social too if you want I love Dallas Dallas is so much fun I have a friend who lives in

Oakland so I've been to Seaford Springs I've been round up S4 I've never been to Texas at all. I had a friend come to Dallas. He was like on tour and he stopped in Dallas. And so I went to the show and then I took it. So it was Cinco de Mayo.

And so I thought it was going to be, I thought it was going to be major. There was one Mexican restaurant on the corner that was completely packed and everything else was empty you said you'd been to roundup before oh i've been to roundup oh yeah for a non for a non-latino listener cinco de mayo means the fifth of may that's the day k's referring to no but i took him into roundup and it was like four old queens and nobody else in there. It was really embarrassing. I felt horrible. And old queens, if you catch an old queen in a mood, you could be in for the saddest night of your life.

Or the best night of your life. Yeah. Or the best night. That's kind of what was happening. I feel like they were all just like drooling over him because he was not 60. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. My favorite new bar in dallas is um caliente it's like right off cedar springs it's so fucking fun it's like mexican dive bar day bar oh wow major i've never even heard of her oh my gosh i'm i'm gonna be in dallas late um july okay cool yeah yeah absolutely i was born in dallas sorry late July. Okay, cool. We should go clean up. I was born in Dallas. Sorry, Jock. No one wants to talk about the truth.

I actually named the city. I came up with the word. Dallas is actually my name. My name is Dallas. That's my dad's name. No offense, Miss Kate. Miss K. Close enough. Miss Kate, but you – Miss K. Not Kate Strong.

Close enough. Close enough. Miss K., excuse me. You are missing out. Dallas used to have this chain of Mexican restaurants called Zuzu's. Oh, my God. Good. Everything was mosaic.

They had the most amazing Blanco Queso. Sounds good. There's no more Mexican restaurants. None. It's really horrible. It's none. How often do you go to Juiceland? I don't even know what Juiceland is. Welcome to the jealous show.

No one likes Juiceland, dog. No one likes Juiceland. Maybe that's why I've never been. Right. It sucks. It sucks. What is Juiceland? It's like milkshake smoothies.

Girl, I'm taking you off the list. What list? The gay list. I don't know what list, but I'm adding you to another. Okay, off of one. Period. Off of the good list, on to the bad list. Santa Claus Gonsel.

Nice, naughty. Klaus Gonsel. Klaus Gonsel. Klaus Nazi. Nazi war criminal. Right. It's Auntie Klaus Gansel Klaus Gansel Nazi war criminal It's Auntie Klaus Yeah I never played the Sims I was I took my sexual angst out

On Rollercoaster Tycoon and would just build Like tycoon Just flying off of them I loved doing that In Zoo Tycoon where you'd put... Zoo Tycoon is the best one. You'd put all the animals in one cage and see... And delete the fence so that they attack

every... There was the dinosaur expansion in Zoo Tycoon 2. I would make the animals fight each other to see who the real king of the jungle was. Whoa. Oh yeah. That's genius. Little experiments. That's sick. I'm calling Peter. That's sick. I feel like that's light compared to every Sims player so I think that's

healthy you know what I mean that's like a normal amount of childhood carnage in the Sims I remember one time I made a character who's deathly afraid of water and I put clown makeup on him and then I put a hallway that was all water and it was the only toilet in the house was on the other side of the hallway so sadistic he was so afraid he was so scared that he couldn't

get across the water my favorite so what do we think use a female character in the sims is i think i'm i'm happy to say it's more crossdresser well cross being a crossdresser is gay as fuck though okay so gay gay cross-dresser. Yeah. I don't know. You don't know? I feel like there's some kind of weird nether area where they exist that it's not gay. It's not gay.

It's like something different. Are you trying to say transgender? You know what? It's like... No. No. No, but thank you. You know what? Hey, did you watch The White Lotus, the new season?

I didn't. I didn't even watch the first one. Kay, what the hell up? I don't even know. It was some kind of like, everybody was talking about it and it pissed me off. Ben is the same way. I still haven't listened to Brat for that exactly. What are y'all watching now?

Yellowstone or something? Pretty much. Yellowstone and what's the Canadian version oh god Canadian Stone Maple Stone it's Maple Stone yeah that's it

Maple Stories that's a game that's the trans game don't make me get started on this I thought that was Fallout I thought Fallout was the trans game I game yeah there's a lot of trans games mostly mostly mind games what's your favorite game k what's what's k or has a why the hell is fallout a transgender game please explain to me i think i think it's the the building aspect it was specifically fallout 4 and this is how i

know i can't have sims i i don't do i i don't do any of the main quests i just build all the settlements and then i delete the save and start a new one i don't wow i'm not interested in anything else but i i feel like it was a trans game before that even. I feel like New Vegas was what started the trans transgenderosity of it. Maybe so. I've never tried New Vegas. It's the best game ever made. It's truly like so good. You have to try it.

Okay, so we can say we'll just say gay on that one. The next one 716 on the gay list is take a picture while holding the keys to your new apartment is that i completely agree with but i'll let you guys wait you have to explain you have to explain i've never seen that happen you know you've never seen a person be like new apartment vibes like they're in front of some shitty like hallway and some like giant

seven story like you know gentrifier cube and they're like just move to fucking you know Portland or whatever and it's like just move to Bushwick so they're taking a picture of the keys they're taking a picture interpreting this is they're taking a picture like holding like holding their keys and being like

new apartment sure so okay like this I mean it's already okay so it's a selfie. Like this. A selfie. Let me do it like this. I mean it's already gay if it's a selfie. I feel like. Look at my keys. Look how retarded. I think you know what? Right. I

am thinking this might be a little straight in the same sense that the love languages touch thing is a little straight. A little straight because I think my little clock is a little gay. It's like, it's the equivalent of like a peacock showing its feathers, kind of, you know, like it's a man being like, I have a, I have a home.

You know what I mean? Guess what's in there? I'm housed. Yes. Yes, I'm housed. And using that to attract a mate, you know, like a, like a song of, you know, of a bird or something. I feel it's more like it's, to me, I see it as like a variant of like lifestyle posting because it's like new apartments, new vibe.

Like, for the record, I've never seen a straight man do this. It is always, and a lot of people aren't doing it anymore, but I remember when I was, like, 21, 22, and people were, like, moving into their first apartments. Like, 2009, 2010? No. I was going to say 1965, 1960. Not 1965, Diva.

Close. I'm not 72. But I feel like at that era 2016 2017 um it was so many people just being like new apartment and it was only women and only gay guys doing that yeah i feel like it almost indicates some personal sense of transformation and that's a very homosexual thing to feel right i think like you've been on a journey like you're on an emotional journey that's a very homosexual thing to feel right i think like you've been on a journey like you're on an emotional journey that's gay so i kind of get that not only that but like sharing your emotional journey with right being also straight people don't make changes you know

it's like they're able to they stay their same way yeah they get one apartment and that's it and i feel like when a straight guy gets an apartment, you know, and it's very easy when we do this list to just revert to, like, the idea of straight men just being, like, slobs, not caring. And, of course, straight men love design and, like, love living in nice apartments and stuff. Yeah, the kind of gay ones.

Yeah, the kind of gay ones. The new male. I think that's pronounced metrosexual. The straggats. The straggatslers which are basically the majority of men living in any kind of urban center are just full full-blown straggler tree um but all of our if you're listening i'm sorry sweetie we're part of it sorry sweetie but you're a straggler if you're straight if you're a straight male also if you're listening i'm just sorry in general for everything everyone reply everyone reply on patreon with it's okay

we forgive you we forgive you um but i just i i don't feel like straight men are like are so excited to like like advertise that they're moving into an apartment that they're doing a photo shoot in the hallway with the keys. I feel like this is too dated of a... Right. I think the keys is the thing of it because it's basically an accessory you're showing off. I think you're a pedophile because it's like you're trying to...

Okay. You're jingling the keys like you're distracting a baby. Like, hey, come over here. I have keys. Well, I think it's also the three fingers being up makes it really, really... It's very hard. Yeah, it's very hard.

They've got to be gripping it. Like a toddler holding the keys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Hessa, but when I jingle my keys willy-nilly, it doesn't make me a pedophile, you bitch. Jock, what is on your keychain? Well, I've been trying to show because I'm very excited. Right, okay.

So we got a tiny clock that I got at the Forest Hill Station area of Ridgewood. I also got- One of these I got with you, remember? Yeah, I think it was the clock. Princess Peach. We've got Sonic. We've got a leather dog heart. We've got

A leather dog heart? I mean, it's just like a leather heart. I think it's meant for a dog necklace. Right, a coffered collar. It's called a collar. It's a dog's heart. Calling it a dog necklace right a comfort collar for it's called a dog it's a dog's heart okay look at this calling it a dog necklace is extremely gay i got this uh keychain that just says cowboys

someone okay i had to order this one from ebay it's a Pepsi. Oh my god. I love Pepsi. Now I'm picturing a dog with a locket with a picture of the owners inside. The only identifying information of the dog. That would be cute. This is the most slay of all of them.

This is my mom's fishing bait that I turned into a keychain. Oh, that's very sweet. My mom's a fisher woman. That looks like into a keychain oh that's very sweet my mom's a fisher woman that looks like a dog penis actually it does okay well fuck you mom's dog penis i had a dog heart a dog penis you know what it's about time someone taught you a lesson and i will be running you over with a monster truck oh my my god. It's about time. You better walk fast when you're walking in China. Check that

clock on your keychain. I think it's about time. It's an extermination clock for Hessa. Your time is up, Hessa. One minute to midnight. Okay, take a picture while holding keys to your new apartment. I'm gonna say this guy. Faggot. faggot as

well um 717 is this one i think is open and shut in my book relocate to atlanta yeah yeah yeah that's i think we can you had a strong reaction to that one do you want to explain well we were we were recording last night and we were talking about i i guess i actually didn't know until recently that atlanta was just like an incredibly homosexual like kind of like a stronghold of power in the country yeah i really didn't know that until the whole like whatever the nini leaks t.s madison thing yeah i was watching that whole thing i don't know but what's that whole thing what's that whole thing i know t.s madison well she's just so old she's so old and she's very like she's very like millennial kind of internet personality you know i feel i got i gotta feel like she's more like

Silent Generation or something. I don't know what she is. Silent Generation. I would love to see Nene Leakes in a silent film. I don't know what Nene Leakes has said recently to have her character muddled, but I stand with her. What did she say?

You know what, actually, you should stand with her. Everything she said was correct. It was perfect. Can you break it down a little bit like even a snippet it was something they did apparently she has a talk show yeah i also didn't know that until t.s madison went on it um but i guess it was just madison explaining to her that she doesn't bang gay men and that was a really long discussion. That was like a really intensely long discussion. Oh, because she was like, every man who has sex with you is gay. And I think it was a reaction to

Madison calling her a tranny at some point. Because she did do that. Because she did do that. You know, so. So I pulled it off right here. Which up which by the way i actually stand with her now i don't date gay men with leaks calling her words real weird adding if if he's sleeping with you

and sleeping with a woman he's something right right he's gay yeah add that to the list that's the final the final thing on the list after we've done everything else we'll get to sleeping with a trans woman so so nini leaks goes on to say i don't want to run into them i don't want to date him i need you to like hello kitty all the time that seems also good i don't really i'm not really following i don't know i do feel like but it's someone like it sounds like she got cheated by she's so old it's like it's not even serious and it's like what like it's just like just stop confusing them just let them just let them let her go it doesn't matter it doesn't let her go it's a it's a lost cause and like what are you

gonna like sit her down for like an hr seminar she's not gonna it's gonna make her more transphobic because you're wasting her time yeah no if anything they should have her do that like put her on the history channel and have her go tour like ancient sites and be like actually i was here when they put stonehenge up. Or something. Because I know. It wasn't aliens, it was me. This is the cave where I told Theseus that he would defeat the Minotaur. Yeah, yeah.

I think that would be really fun. Henry is never defeating that damn Minotaur. I think we can agree relocating to Atlantis is gay. Super gay. Super gay. Super gay. Let's keep it pushing them. Gay guys love having sex there for long amounts of time. Exactly, Diva. Exactly. I'm sure their

sniffies map looks more lit up than a war map. Right. Right. 721 is 721 is respond to a woman's sad tweet by posting a sarcastic gif oh absolutely

1000% because you I think oh gosh why I think he's playing music I think if you're a straight man you can only comprehend like like you can only take things at face if you're like like you can only take things at face if you're truly straight you can only take things at face value and be completely literal and i think

like a sassy gif is too many layers it's too many layers you know i i think when a woman posts a sad tweet um straight men it's like in a video game when you've lowered the boss's defenses and it's like press x to deliver the killing blow and they see that and they're like this is my chance yeah like and then they were they reply with so sorry i hope you're okay always i'm always here to talk if you need me you know right if you're yeah if you're if you're if you a female publicly advertising that you are in a bad mood you are you're like like pre-flirting you're a lesbian yes no absolutely the only response a straight man can have to a woman tweeting is something vaguely horny like that's the only option absolutely yeah yeah but instead to like to like respond with that gif of like Mark Cuban like writing down in his notebook or something

like that. I can't imagine what kind of sarcastic gif you would send. Brigitte Nielsen. It is something I would do. Right. Right. Absolutely I would too. I would too. You have done it to one specific woman. I'm not going to say who it is.

I'm sure. I'm sure I have. One specific woman. He does it to all the women. I don't do it to all women. He's an equal opportunist misogynist. No, I am an ally to the female community. We all know that.

Opportunist misogynist. I saw Ben tripping a woman outside of his apartment earlier today. Well, she deserved it. That was the short Italian guy. Yeah, that was Mario Bosco. That was a man. That's fine. That was a man.

That was a man. Send in the clowns. This one, I mean, because these are all pulled from the internet, I feel like this was... Sometimes you see things in this list that were clearly one singular interaction, and then a woman was like, this man is gay, this is gay interaction and then a woman was like this man

is gay this is gay and then this guy was like i gotta add that to the list so i can't yeah i really want to see this exchange because i feel like yeah i'm just like oh my power's out and this guy's like responded with like a gif of like someone doing like something with any gif actually is gay as that is super gay it also old, unless you're old. I feel like if you're an old guy, if you're an old rich guy. I kind of drop anyone who responds. Because then he's doing it on accident. I think it's the lowest form of IQ to respond with gifs.

I love gifs. I know I have a lot. I should be speaking about IQ, but these gifs are bringing down the collective IQ. The only gif you like is the peanut butter, bitch. Did you just say the collective eye conscious? Right. Right. It's on period.

Let's get into that. Period. Tell him. Wake it up. Wake it up. I'm not going to wake up these motherfuckers. Bring it back up. Y'all, turn up your volume right now if you're listening

because you're about to get a truth bomb delivered straight to your ear holes. You sucka MCs. Right. If you're listening, you're the sucka MC of the week. Dun-dun. There it is. Okay, respond to a little bit sad tweet by Post-Suchastic Jeff. Is gay.

Gay. 1000% is gay. Next one here, 720. Don't address women's feelings if you don't want to be considered gay. Don't address women's feelings. That's true. That's great advice. That is actually good advice. You're welcome. Don't do it.

Unless you are genuinely comforting them, which that's super gay too. I think that's why you guys have gay friends. You've got to just be like, I think. That's gay as well. That's why you guys have gay friends. I take a lot of that. You've got to just be like, I don't know what you want me to do. I didn't make you feel that way. What did I do?

What the fuck? You're treating me like shit now. I guess I'm sorry you're feeling bad for some reason. I hate you. Okay, now I have to feel like shit too? What the fuck? I didn't punch a hole in the wall i want everyone to know that i take into consideration everything that this list tells me in order to appear straighter for you women's right well you have sex with women jock you're straight most of the time i'm i'm straighter than the average faggot that's very true isn't having

sex with women on the list somewhere? Or am I wrong about that? It's on there five or six times. It's never like have sex with women. It's always like enjoy having sex with too many women. Do you know stuff like this? It's definitely on there though, Ben. I'm sure.

Have sex with women is definitely on there. I'm sure. The next one here. Women. My phone number is 337-296-1249. I'm still taking auditions. Auditions? You have a casting couch?

Are they allowed to have arms or is that off the table at this point? Miss K, you don't know me like that. I think she does. You don't know me like that. I think she does. You don't know me like that. It's a crazy thing to say. I love women with arms

and without arms and with arms and etc. Any kind of The three options. Extra penises. Extra penises. Jock, what would you

say to a woman if she posted on Twitter that she was feeling sad? Yes, please. Honestly, I think that's a perfect straight-up guy response. Yeah, I mean, straight to the point, no bullshit. It's more of a touched person response.

Also, touched by an angel. Another appropriate response. Say it again, Ben. If a woman just tweeted... Remind me what I'm talking about, and I'm about to give you the greatest answer you ever heard. If I'm a woman on Twitter, and I tweet,

I'm sad sad i'm not feeling good today check please all right go to the kitchen make me a sandwich no that's gay that's a gay that's a gay response kitchen make me a sandwich bitch i feel like check please is the equivalent of uh of a sarcasm a gif you know i feel like that's a gif version it's like doing it i just want to know why women aren't making me sandwiches in the kitchen more often because it's a question it's a question to ask the women in your car i think that i think i think i think i appreciate honestly because you're probably not laying the dick good enough they probably are and you forgot

about it one probably did like hours ago and you completely forgot. You pale, corn-fed fatty from Iowa. Me? No, Ben. Me. You'd never be corn-fed, Hesse. He's talking to me. You don't know how I lay pipes, so don't you dare

try to tell me how I lay pipes. Do you want him to find out? Why aren't your bitches making you sandwiches? It feels like the sandwich should be a given. Because they're too busy getting fucked, goddammit. Man, fuck you, bitch. All right. I'm just, I'll let the audience decide.

I will let the audience decide. Oh, thank you. That's good. You're a very respectable woman, and I respect you. Oh, thank you. I respect you a lot. Nobody else. I respect you.

Very respectable woman. And his opinion means a lot. I respect you a lot more than I respect these two knuckleheads below me. Wow, thank you so much. You're welcome. That's very sweet, Chuck. It's nice to be around someone kind, generous, truthful, and brave. Brave is the worst thing you can call a woman.

You're so confident. You're so brave. and call a woman. You're so confident. You're so brave. Someone posts a bad selfie and you reply with, you're so brave. What's that one,

the Jennifer Aniston clip where she's with the bald kid and she goes, I love your confidence. Because he has cancer. He has cancer. Make a wish to the foundation kid. Like literally dying. No, he says says something like i can't wait till i get a little bit older and i can do something and she goes i love your confidence

implying that he's not gonna make it we all saw him yeah we all saw him um. Okay, let's keep it moving here. 720 is... You're such a general. A military general. You're always like, keep it moving. Let's get to the next one. Sorry if that language was too hard for you. 720

here. And this is a rare one where the author himself, the internet archivist who's compiling all of this has a parenthetical yes he leaves an annotation here so the list item is words I know please no words I don't

he puts his own thoughts in there so 720 is sleep with a shirt and no boxers on honestly I think we can all agree that this belongs on the list that's the parenthetical just shirt no boxers on honestly i think we can all agree that this belongs on the list just shirt no boxers are there socks either way it's so winnie the pooh to me okay i was about to say i i dated multiple

gay guys and they call it winnie the pooh style and they're like that's so hot when you wear a shirt winnie the pooh style and i'm like what the fuck are you talking about and they're like you're the fuck out of my house i don't even know about that no cartoon you're the winnie the pooh in this situation your shirts no your shirt no is that your style that's your sleep style if if i'm with someone and i'm trying to show off it's it's it's cover the fat expose expose the blah. Right. So like belly down is covered. Or belly down is naked.

Yes, that makes sense. I think it's gay. I think it's, because to me it's like, we all know like a big shirt girl who's just like, I'm so tiny in my giant shirt. And it's like navy panties at most, but usually it's au natural. It's either Winnie the Pooh or like tiny girls

who are like, this is my boyfriend's largest, so big on me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. Well, because I think it denotes having some kind of insecurity about being completely naked,

which is gay. yeah yes yes gay and female gay and female gay yeah also it implies like when a girl is wearing a really big shirt you know it implies that she has a really big boyfriend so right guy is wearing a shirt that's way too big for him it implies that he has he's fucking a guy who's way bigger than him yeah I think genitals covered or uncovered is the difference between gay and egg

you know what I mean if your penis is covered by the shirt that's egg territory that's a different thing interesting but like the wider the shirt is the longer it goes so because if it's well that's true because like there you're saying if the fat covers the genitals then they're gay if you're fat you're gay

right if you're fat you're gay yeah the classic thing that's on i feel like i don't know it'd be so hard because like wearing a shirt with like no bottoms if you like have a dick there's so much like peekaboo action happening if you like reach for anything i don't ever want to hear you say peekaboo again sorry you're flat you're like run the risk of just your dick being out so much yeah i get like i guess maybe between two gay guys, gay guys fetishize any kind of variant of clothing, unclothing. You know, like, it could be hot if it's like, oh, my boyfriend is, like, just wearing a shirt. But again, that's between two gay guys. I can't imagine being a woman, getting into bed, and then your boyfriend is, like, stepping out of the bathroom just wearing a shirt.

No, this really is one of the gayest things we've seen so far gay guys like two types they like a baby baby twink or they like children yeah basically that babies are children they they like kids are animals or trannies they want dad or uncle and they want them to be fat or old looking and that's why I check so many boxes for gay people and for women is I look like children and fatties

shut up I hate you Hester you are done done ski no Jock I totally understand what you're saying. It's either your daddy or your son, to put it very, very bluntly, I think is usually for a lot. And guess what category I fit into, daddy, because I'm fat. I was going to say, I think people put you in the category.

Look, Kay, you've probably never seen this before, but this is- Oh, wow. Yeah. Let's go see the profile. Can you show everyone your tattoo? Show Kay your tattoo. I want to know her thoughts on it. What is that?

It's a piece of barbed wire. It's nothing. Shut up. I like it. It's wonderful. Thank you so much, Kay. But Hessa, you're done for, man. You're such a fucking bitch.

Wait, so it's barbed wire? It's barbed wire. It's barbed wire with a wasp on top. Okay. It symbolizes the death of his father. My dad is not dead, you idiot. I fucking hate you. Oh, I got nervous.

I got that from my dead dad. He was killed by parkour. My dead daddy. I was his little child. He got turned into a wasp. Okay, I hope you have the most wonderful type of day you could ever have in your life. Ben and Hessa, I hope that you two are swallowed whole

by a group of fat people that hate you. By your mom. So yeah, by your mom. After we hit my monster tracks you. By your mom. So yeah, by your mom. After you get my monster trucks. You up your family's ass. Man, fuck you and your family, man. Fuck y'all. And you know what?

And both of you, Ben, you're looking fat. Hessa, you're looking like a bitch. Wow. Don't you dare deuce finger me, Hessa. Don't you ever look at me with your dumb deuce fingers. It's so ridiculous. Hold on, I think my audio just cut out. Oh, that's okay. It's probably censoring out the words

that I'm saying. One second. Tell me if it's censoring this. Do you mind if I run to the bathroom real quick? Yeah, yeah, go. Yeah, for sure. There she goes, running to the bathroom again because she can't fight. Okay. Are you back? Yeah, I'm back. Okay, sick. Okay, we can talk about hessa now so into the bathroom

oh perfect i've been waiting miss k well give me read hessa the the boots down filth mama yes oh um well let's start with appearance am i she's italian right she's sicilian she wishes she's actually from need i say more right she's a beautiful beautiful sicilian queen yeah yes yeah she's italian jock is is cajun of course right i'm from lafayette louisiana lafayette louisiana so we're actually very close to each other right now okay be? Be careful, okay? You're very close. I've already packed a bag. She's got her go bag ready. Do you ever go to Louisiana, Kay?

I've never been to Louisiana. Oh my God. You're from Dallas? Yeah. Well, yeah. I moved here when I was really young. No, I've never been to Louisiana. I honestly avoid traveling as much as I possibly can because it makes me want to kill myself.

Right. But that's becoming kind of impossible at this point. I saw you going to New York. You're going to East Rostov. Yes. I really have no idea what to expect. All I've ever seen was the clip of the cigarette race. And that was enough for me to say yes.

You know, I helped found it. I was going to say, I knew you had your fingers in there. He's got his fingers in a lot of things in people. So don't ever shake his hand. I'll tell you that much. I will try my best to avoid it, for sure. Yeah, sadly, I won't be there for it. But I was there.

I've been there for the last two. When is the next one? They get really crazy. At the end of the month. What is it? On dolls versus twinks. Oh, yeah. I'm the scorekeeper.

Oh. Kay's hosting it. You guys can key out. Yeah, yeah. I'm judging. Oh, my God. Yes! And you're judging.

Yeah. That's exciting. I'm really excited. They don't allow fat people into that event. Who are the judges? Do you know the other judges? I know Linda Simpson is the other one.

I'm going to Linda's event tomorrow night. Marge Simpson? Yes. Angel Money, I think, is maybe one of them. I know that on the flyer it says secret third judge to be announced. Let's mute that, actually.

Okay. I'll bleep that. Why don't you just list every doll you know? We already have a different list going on, Jock. He can come back for the list every trans woman you know episode. And their addresses and their phone numbers.

The trans list. The murder list. The kill list. The DHS will be tuning in for that one. Let's get to another one yeah sleeping with sleeping in just a shirt with no boxers is that's so because it's also childish but yeah

it just makes me think about it okay next one here 720 oh 720 721 scooting in your chair forwards or backwards absolutely so wait but what's the alternative what are you supposed to do wait k i'm so glad you asked that question. Because I think the alternative is scooting side to side. I think side to side is straight, forward or backwards is gay.

I almost take it as like, to stand up out of a chair, you need to just stand and allow the chair to be pushed away. Yeah, with your legs, with your knees straightening out. And maybe getting into a chair involves like crawling under the table or something. You need a woman to push it in for you. Right. Yeah, a bitch wife. A servant. Your geisha should be pushing the chair in for you.

Yeah, your courtesan. Your concubine. Not the courtesan. Your finest concubine. Or your eunuch. Your eunuch could also do it for you. Your finest concubine. Or your eunuch. Your eunuch could also do it for you. Well, is it gay if he's a eunuch? Or is it okay?

I think it is... It's not okay with me. No, because you're putting him in his place. Shut the fuck up. It's homosocial, not homosexual. Interesting. I would say. I mean, look at Chinese.

Don't look at Chinese anything. Stop. You're being a racist. Films. King Who. His films. The eunuchs are always the villains. There has to be one of those.

Classic eunuch. Classic evil gay guy archetype. Classic evil has a racist talk. They've been trying to keep us down y'all I think this entry is one of those things where it's like it's something that we all do

that's just like a little humiliating but therefore is it some way in a frontier masculine because I hate when you're at a restaurant like a big bank cat like big booth and there's like three people on either side of you and then everyone gets up to leave or god forbid you have to go to the bathroom and ask everyone to get out

when you have to scoot when you have to scoot out of a booth it is especially after a meal I feel like a beach fucking whale just like scooting my dry fat ass across some I never feel that way as opposed to my dry fat ass across some leather face. I never feel that way.

As opposed to your wet fat ass. It's like, well, because it just feels dry. Like it feels like you're just like... Because it like sticks to your skin. Yeah. Of course your ass feels dry. You never get any. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean. But it's just to say, I think

just because it's humiliating makes it gay in this way because it's embarrassing. Let women talk, Ben. I'm getting the suspicion that- Kay is trying to talk, Ben. Please! Let her speak. No, I'm getting the suspicion-

You have to stop interrupting. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go ahead. It feels like he got scared at some point writing this list. it feels like he got scared at some point writing this list and i think my suspicion is that he started filling them in from women posting x because exactly what you said it's not gay it's humiliating oh i think he i he has some kind of an agenda of enforcing fear in men and so he's using excess filler i'm picturing him cowering like he's like in a texas chainsaw massacre movie yeah like he has to keep going yeah he's like i need 24

entries today yeah like bloody fingers the nails are falling off no but that really no you hit the nail on the head k that is where most of these come from, is from women posting their icks. Oh, is it really? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. It's probably a mix at this point. I feel like the thing was a huge couple summers ago, and it was at the same time that this started getting compiled. And that's why you'll get

a few that have synergy with each other. To this day, scientists can't... Because you'll get... A woman will be like, when a man cries, that gives me the ick. And then a woman will reply, I get the ick when a man doesn't cry.

And that's how you get crying and not crying right next to each other on the list. Right. So scooting in your chair for it, it also implies some kind of attention to detail and like comfortability that I think is also a little gay as well

the meme that gay people can't sit in a chair normal it's so hack at this point but it is 1000% real I've never seen a gay guy not reposition himself like get into tarantula pose well gay guys like to do this gay guys like to do this.

Gay guys like to do the backwards leaning forward legs going into the air. You just don't care. Like, you're trying to get fucked. Ass out. Ass out. Yeah, my ass, like, literally, like, in the public access to you right now is out. Like, if I put a Sniffy's pose right now, they would be funneling

out of that public restroom in the front of the building straight into this place. I think it entirely, actually, I'm realizing, I think it entirely depends on how tall you are. If your feet are touching the ground

when you scooch in or out, it's totally straight. Let's not talk shit about men whose feet don't touch the ground when they sit in a chair. Alright, I don't think we should talk shit about those men. Yeah, that's why I transitioned. It's because I didn't want to be scooching into a chair.

If you have to swing your legs to move in the chair, I feel like that's the truth. I'm repositioning because my feet literally are not touching the ground right now. Is this from personal experience from when you go on date with young boys or something? I don't understand. Are they that

short? But I'm, I dress like Chris Hansen. I'm like, what are you doing here? I do the opposite. Right. I do the opposite. I have decoys that pretend to be old lecherous pedophiles. Chris Hansen, you dress like Chris Angel.

I don't dress like Chris Angel. I'veen, you dress like Criss Angel. I don't dress like Criss Angel. I've never seen Hessa wear Criss Angel. It would be pretty cool if you dressed like Criss Angel. I do kind of wish I dressed like Criss Angel. That would be sick. It's about time for that look to come back. Sound off in the comments if you've ever gotten magician vibes

from Hessa. Magician vibes? Warlock vibes. I have a Criss Angel type shirt I could switch to right now. Oh my god, go do it, D.Va. Okay, let's talk more shit now that she's gone. No, no, no. No, y'all never let me.

Jock, do you want to leave? We'll talk shit on you. Would you like that? He's such a piece of shit. Just the worst. No, I i'm kidding he's crazy i think he's he's been doing a lot of weed powder recently weed powder yeah like it's like a weed oh in a drink no he just he does it like he would like a bump or something wow okay wow it's making him like really really genius and smart and intelligent welcome yeah yeah it better be genius intelligent smart yes that's exactly what i want to hear about

myself that's what i was saying hessa yeah welcome back thank you for being so beautiful and your magician hair as well i'm gonna do one side oh wow okay now she definitely looks like a disabled magician. Tonight will be the night. Tonight will be the night. Okay, scooting in chair forwards or backwards is gay. Kay, how much time do you have? Do you want to do a couple more? Are you busy? Oh, yeah.

No, I don't have literally anything else going on today. Let's give it to us. She's in Dallas, Diva. She's not going to the next rodeo. Bitch, you live in Lafayette. Don't even talk going on today. Let's give it to us. She's in Dallas, Diva. She's not going to the next rodeo. Bitch, you live in Lafayette. Don't even talk shit on Dallas. Jock's got a book burning to get to. Lafayette.

Lafayette is up here. Dallas is up here. No disrespect. I have a crawfish boiling book burning. I got to go to. Y'all, I got to climb up a greased pole and kill a chicken at the very top. Kay doesn't even live it up to the full... She doesn't even go to Juiceland,

so I'm sorry. No one goes to Juiceland. It's a smoothie shop? Yes, honey. The worst smoothie shop of all time. No, it is not the worst. Like the shittiest smoothie ever. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not going to be served with fucking simple syrup. They don't have any simple syrups in them. You've been probably drinks fucking.

You think I can't detect simple syrup in a smoothie? No, no, no. You didn't even try it. You lying sack of shit. You didn't even try it. Let's move on from this. Let's move on in the list. Yeah, let's go to the list. I hate you, Ben. Don't ever lie again to me again or I'll punch you in the face. I'm sorry.

There's not going to be a foot race. It's going to be my fist to your face race. Last digression of the list right now. Jock and I are having a foot race. We don't need to get back into it, Jock. We don't need to say our pieces here. Fuck you, you fat faggot. Oh, my God.

But we are having a foot race in like two weeks. Who do you think will win you might want to hear their heights Ben is 5'1 Jacques is 6'8 I am 5'7 Ben weighs 2'76 I weigh 2'15 is I mean

it depends on how much of a power up you get from this weed powder I just got told about. Because that could provide a significant advantage. Zero. I don't know. It gives him hard problems. It gives him chest pain.

Oh, okay. Well, then I... It does not give me chest pain. It's good, and he should keep doing it, especially before the foot fights. They don't know where the chest pain is coming from. Okay, first of all. First of all, Ben has a don't know where the chest pain is coming from. Well, the doctor. It could be from various different things. Okay, first of all. First of all, Ben has a don't know where the chest pain is coming from.

It could be from various different things. Multiple possible sources. There's many multiple diagnoses here. Anyways, let's keep moving. Next one here is 720 whatever. I have my numbers off. I'll fix it in post. But have your read receipts off

no not gay at all i feel like that's well is the default that red receipts are on or off no i think the default is the default is that they're on red receipts are on yes i feel that red receipts are another one of those that's a layer like that's that's a layer beneath what straight men should be able because that's a whole layer of communication you know what i mean like knowing somebody has seen my red receipts right i don't feel like straight men use it to their full potential especially if you have to turn it on i feel like having it off is straight i do yes i feel like and wait ben can i make a guess yeah of course is the next thing in the list having read receipts no okay i did google and they are off by default yeah okay i think the thing is here

complaining about someone reading your message and not responding to you is gay and is super yes because i mean there's so many women behavior it's human behavior it's yes there's so many covert ways to like surveil each other now like whether it be find my friends instagram now has like this person is online like logo read receipts are another one of them. There's so many covert ways to surveil each other. And I feel like, yes, being a gay guy, I have abused that. And I have them like, where is this? Why is he, you know, downtown? Of course. And I've had it done to me.

I think straight men also do this to the women in their lives, but I don't think that they would ever, unless they're in, like, a committed relationship, bring it up and be like, why were you like, because it implies too much care and too much, like, neuroses and too much, like, insecurity to be, like, checking all of this stuff, that I think that is

why codes is gay. And an organized string of thought. It's too much. Yes. Honestly, I think it's the exact opposite is why codes is gay. And an organized string of thought. It's too much. Honestly, I think it's the exact opposite of this. Because having read receipts on is... You call it read receipts. I call it read receipts. Which is tomato-tomato

type thing. I feel like either could work. Jock just retched at the thought of a tomato. No! I just I just got mad because she was talking about food but she didn't want to eat What do you mean I don't want to eat

I do want to eat No it has to continue your thought I think it's the exact opposite because if you have them on it implies an extra level of personal responsibility that you're taking to reply

to people on time when you see their messages. I think I feel like if you're gay, also the only people I know who have them on are gay people. Max has them on which is

a huge indicator. I believe I has them on which is a huge indicator yeah I believe I have them on no you have them on I think I always thought I had them on having them on you gotta turn those off having them on

is someone that wants hey sorry I just saw this actually guys we have to end the recording I you are dishonest you live in deception you like to be a deceiver gay people are deceivers they live in deception they love to lie and thus having your red receipts turned off makes you gay having them on makes you an honest person that's not okay so straight equals honest gay equals deceiver yeah equals equals liar. Is it gayer to not have read receipts on and then not respond

and lie about having just seen the text or to have read receipts on and just not respond? Which one of those is gayer? It's gayer to apologize. It's gayer to address the fact that someone's mad at you. To show remorse. To show remorse.

Gay people are always having remorse about the things they've done, so. No. Shame. Shame. Regret. Shame, regret. That's like two of the biggest gay emotions.

I agree. Again, I feel like this does come back to the, you know, touches my love language thing, where I feel like if you are straight and you want some pussy, you're going to be like gonna be like oh sorry just saw like when you like you don't respond until you get that

craving you know the boner yeah the boner the boner yeah exactly for what it's worth I would I mean my location is on the shirt you type it out with the tip of your penis I mean how else am I supposed to text why would I have a function where you can drag your finger across the keyboard? Yes.

Why do I have a pecker if I can't use it? I feel like, okay, for what it's worth, I do share my location. Never with, like, guys I'm, like, seeing. I don't share it with Rock. You share it with me, though. I do share it with... I'll share it with any i'll share with any woman i don't care um right but i would like to withdraw from the kind of co-surveillance that is being

so completely normalized in everyone's life like the five my friends that like you know all of it the read receipts all of it because it does does give people another kind of it gives people more leverage to really just invade other people's personal space and it's like the phone is just conquering conquering all and it's not healthy. I think it's really encouraging people's

paranoia and surveillance. I don't give a fuck where you are but I know you're in iowa like what am i gonna do i'm gonna look and see right oh ben's at uh samanda's sundries right now you know it is it is nice when i lived in manhattan because it's like oh someone is like downtown i can like be like oh you're on my block it doesn't really make sense and that's why i only ever shared it with friends but like it is nice when men would share his location to me and I would be mad at him.

And I would look into flights to go fly to New York to punch him in the face. And I would be planning getting off of LaGuardia and going straight to the area where he lives. You knew where my apartment was. Well, yeah. But yeah. But if you need the element of surprise, I would like. Right. Be like.

Wait until I get on. But I forget where his apartment is. I didn't write it down. Once I see him leave the Berry Street, he's right onto the area where I can attack, so I know. Right. Last time I punched him in the face, Miss Kay, Ben said, I have to go home because I have to clean my face because you gave me a disease. Well, you were covered with MRSA.

No, it doesn't work. Which is an antibiotic staph infection. That is past due time. Antibiotic resistance. Ben shot a cannon into my ear. No, it's... I'm symptom free. Let's celebrate that. Let's celebrate that.

I've only been on antibiotics for nine months. Happy Friday. I'm symptom free, y'all. Doctor said I can go outside again. Doctor said I could lick holes safely again. Well, Jock, I am. I'm about to lick your hole, but don't touch my neck.

Do not touch the back of my neck. Whatever you do, it could be deadly for you. Jock, I am happy for you, and I'm sorry for blasting the cannon off in your face. And I should have known that loud noises would startle you and that you would have. He shot this glitter cannon in the back of my ear. He was just mad that I had lost my phone on the way to his house. And I.

You were just mad that I lost your phone. How did you lose the phone how did you frustrated that i had to take hours out of my day to go rescue you at the telphar store well because i left my phone in the uber and then and i was gonna walk from the telphar store when my alarm went off straight to bins and meanwhile i had to call it his his girlfriend called me his mom called me my friend i mean two friends in lou, Kyla, called me and was like, can you please figure out if Jock is alive? Oh, wow.

That quickly? Like, how... Oh, hours. Okay, hours. Because I got the first call, and I was like, he's fine. And then the call from the mom came, and I was like, okay, if a mother is worried, I have to... His chip just died.

Yeah, the ping went off the grid. He's too many clicks out. He ate his chip again. He chewed his chip out of his arm. This always happens, Ben. I can tell his hunger level is low and he ate the damn chip again, Ben. God damn it. I hate when he does these

realistic impersonations on me it pisses me to fuck all the way that was your mom to fuck um yeah sorry so to wrap that up

Jock I am officially apologizing to you for shooting the Chinese it's about time you wrap that up because I was about to wrap you up

with a bottle outside of your dumb ass wrap you up in the head bitch Glasgow style. More like

Gangnam style, you know what I'm saying? Next one here is attend the wedding and not be a groom. I mean, well, here's... Straight people are always going to weddings. Because their friends are always getting married. I think it is so straight to go to a wedding.

In any capacity. Yeah. In my mind. Yeah. I don't think that's gay at all. And I'm really curious about the context that a man made himself look gay just by being at the wedding. That a man made himself look gay just by being at the wedding. It was a woman who tweeted this who said,

you're gay if you go to a wedding and you're not the groom because she was mad that her boyfriend was going to too many bachelor parties. It's my suspicion. My suspicion is that she just went on a first date with a guy who she was getting off vibes about. And then he was like, do you want to go to my friend's wedding with me as my date that's that's a suspect thing and she that is actually that is a suspect thing if you go on one date with a guy and you don't you don't hook up and then he invites you to a wedding yeah that's insane because that's like i i don't want my friends to know I'm gay. I don't want my family or friends to know.

Yeah, you're getting bearded. You're a bearded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're bearded. Yes. Yes. I don't know. I think, like, all, like, my brother, my sister, all of my straight friends here, they're going

to, like, not even kidding, like, every other month, they're going to, like, some city to go to a bachelor or bachelor bachelor party destination wedding. And I thought I was like a chaotic gay guy who like traveled too much. And I'm like, wait, you guys are doing the same thing. You're just like. It's all for weddings. It's all for weddings. And like I'm going I'm going to like Louisiana or like back to New York or something and like binge drinking for like 10 days.

And I come back and I'm like oh I'm such a like decrepit faggot who can't sit still who needs to go party and then I'm like wait like should we be doing it too all the time but it's all couched in this in the wedding of it all Ben uses straight people to justify all of his evil behavior it's so

disgusting and then he smiles like that and then winks and goes this guy needs someone come take him away cowboy take me away you two should just kiss already shut the fuck up you idiot

how many weddings have you been to in your life oh my god I have avoided it this whole time I've been to i've been to one wedding and i fell asleep on the the patio by the pool in my bathing suit where was and i got houston and so i got like you're you're a liar if you don't have fun what you're so aggressive yeah i'm lying i took a medicine but so you fell asleep by the pool in your oh yeah third degree burns oh and this was pre this was pre-transition so there was a tux involved and the pictures were really funny but now i have

i i have a wedding in aug, and it's like Baptist? Where is it? So you hate romance? You don't like Nancy Meyer movies? I'm going to tell you. Wait, whose wedding is it? What's your relation to the? It's my boyfriend's cousin.

Because that's what happens. I've avoided straight weddings for so long, but now. Okay. happens i've avoided straight weddings for so long but now right okay i'm gonna tell you being the only like trans person at a wedding oh i'm not trans being the only woman at a wedding being the only cross dresser at the wedding it's so fun you gotta first of all

you gotta get a wedding dress you gotta get a gown and a blue plastic wig like a choker with a bell you have to get fishnets from CVS yes fingerless gloves

white top hat to match your wedding dress you have to be bothering gay guys on crime the whole wedding there have to be bumps on your fingernails from doing your nail polish really bad touching a bunch of shit what's the main reason that you hate romance

why would you ask that reason that you hate romance? Why would you ask that question? That I hate romance? Well, I... Not you, Hessa. Don't you dare talk. I'm talking to Miss K. I don't think I hate romance. I think weddings would be better if everyone did the ceremony privately and then just

had the party after. Just go after, Diva. Just go after diva just go after that's what i do every like i've only had two weddings and one was a gay wedding where i did go to the ceremony it was a trans lesbian wedding i dj'd a wedding and i did cry i cried during the ceremony but the straight wedding i was like i'm i'm timing my train so I get into it. So I can be late. I DJ'd a straight wedding recently and I felt bad that I had missed the ceremony, so I

rushed back in time for the dinner and they sat me. I felt bad that I missed the ceremony so I rushed to get there for the reception. Girl, you were going to rush for that dinner at no matter what. So I felt like my my karma was that i had to sit directly across from the parents of the the bride and their whole

immediate family well their family was lovely their daughter they were sitting backwards in the chair whole out referring to the bride as the hole. No, but to be put... It's a lot of pressure to be put directly... To sit across from the parents in their hole. No, no, no! Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. No, no, no. It's just a lot of pressure to be directly across from someone's family the first time you meet them at the wedding. It's kind of intense. It was the first time you met them. Why were you sitting at their table? Why were you sitting at their table?

Did you know either side of the family personally? No. They just hired you? They didn't know? they just hired you they didn't know so you didn't have a spot at dinner and they gave you an empty seat at the table

the drug addicted brother who didn't show up but they left an empty chair just in case they thought he was the drug addicted brother who hadn't seen in 10 years oh my god Jackson Jackson made it. Yeah, their son who went missing 12 years ago.

Yeah, they left an empty chair just like as an homage to him and John came and sat down and it was sweet. He's clearly been homeless this whole time. Yeah.

I felt like I basically had to defend that image that they probably had. That I'm homeless. Wearing my Joseph A. Banks pink linen suit. I knew you were wearing pink. I mean, the DJ should wear pink

at a wedding. I completely agree with that. By the way, I just want to say that their family was incredibly lovely and sweet and stuff. I'm just saying, obviously if you don't really know people at the wedding and you immediately sit down at the highest hierarchy of the wedding

table, the bride's family table. That's like the queen in chess. That would be tough. I think the gayest way to be part of a wedding is the way I've been a part of the weddings in my life where I am always the In a dress? No, I'm the

officier. I'm the officiant I should say. I'm the minister. Oh, you have a license to... I've married my brother, which I love to say, and I've married... Oh, you're married to your two friends. I've married my brother. We must have loved the season of White Lotus. It's really

fun to be the officiant. But I kind of realized, like, with my family, my sister's getting married soon, and everyone's kind of like okay what do we do with Ben because they're like okay we know Ben is going to want to they put a ring on your back like a dog and you walk down on all fours

I would love to see him crawling we know Ben has to be part of this in some way but he's never going to be the best man because that just wouldn't make sense and I can't be like a bride's man or like a brideides woman whatever you call the lady part of that um so i just made right and they're also not called brides men when they're right all right see how good i am but it's always so much fun i love love weddings. I wish I could get invited

to more because everyone's always in such a good mood. There's always a little bit of drama between the families. It's party. It's tea. Everyone looks good. There's photos. I love weddings. Ben loves you. See what he can't have. When you're the only gay, you're like the

third most important person there. I'm the bride. Is that what you were going to say about being the only gay you're like the third most important person there i'm the bride is that what is that what you were gonna say about being the only trans woman yes exactly exactly yeah i'll let you know it was already explained to the entire family of people what i have going on so my god i'm really interested to see how that plays out for me um it's gonna be that's that's kind of a lot of your business to put out there. Now, I mean, that's a lot of, because now you have to

tear. But I feel like that won't be difficult for me. As long as they don't ask me to show them anything, I'm fine. Yeah, yeah. Look, we're fine with you being at the wing, but can you just put it on the table so we can see what you're working with? Just for a second. The penis. Put it on the table so we can see what you're working with? Just for a second.

The penis. Put it on the table. The ring bearer. We'll make him turn around and close your eyes, but can you just show us at least? Yeah, the priest has to verify. It's like the Pope.

You have to sit on that chair with a hole in the bottom. The priest needs to verify your genital. Can you please? Do you guys want to do one more? One more to round it up? Let's do one more. You have to sit on that chair with a hole in the bottom. The priest needs to verify your genitals. Can you please? Do you guys want to do one more? Let's do one more. Let's do one more. Yeah, I love one more. I'll find a good one.

One more time by that point. Okay, let's do two more. There are two good ones. Is that okay? Okay, that's fine. I can do that. I can sign. The next one here is order a bunch of packages.

Oh, absolutely. Because I will say that when I'm walking around the house, bending my wrist like this up and down, I'm picking up all of my 17 packages from four different places. Right. Mostly eBay, half from Depop, and then a few from Air One and Amazon. Right.

Yeah. I think if you're getting a bunch of packages, especially in New York, From Air One and Amazon. Right. Right. Yeah. I think if you're getting a bunch of packages, especially in New York, it's just a sign that you're an alcoholic. Oh, my God. It means you were drunk really late at night. Yeah. And you went on a website and you were like. There's also that. I'm blowing it up.

I miss Ambien so much. I used to make so much good purchases on Ambien. I was so brave. What was the best thing you purchased? Jock's talking about a website called Ambien.com where you send them hundreds of thousands of dollars and they don't give you anything.

Number one Ambien purchase. The floor-to-ceiling poster of Vin Diesel shirtless from the movie XXX, official XXX movie promotional. Forgetting that I ordered it, being like, what's this poster?

And then unraveling that, it was a feeling like no other. Not bad. I'm going to get my favorite drunk purchase. I'm going to go. Alright, period. That's what she's talking about herself. She's like, only alcohol. no other and then i'm gonna get my favorite drunk purchase i'm gonna go all right period okay this is what he's talking about herself she's like only alcohol um probably my second greatest drunk purchase um was the first time i ever knew i could order bing by the palette and i accidentally being as an energy drink he loves okay i i actually have not

been drinking it for the last six days drink he loves okay i i actually have not been drinking it for the last six days wait please share well i'm actually curious because i've heard the bing is this like a slang for bang or is this knock off bang no it's a separate drink it's entirely energy it's it's called bangs uh failed brother also bitch i that. And I bought this book a long time ago. I got four cases delivered, though, in accident. It was a life-changing. A first edition of

The Real Life of Sebastian Knight by Vladimir Nabokov. Have you opened it? Are you keeping it wrapped? It's really delicate. I have opened it, and the pages are you keeping it wrapped it's really delicate i opened it and the pages are like very very very delicate why don't you take your delicate book and shove it up your delicate little ass you stupid right right and this was this was a drunk purchase you said

yeah that's such a funny yeah it's so cerebral so like it still feels restrained i'm usually buying clothes to be like i'll look so good in this like two months yes like shit snaps off to you slay for being intelligent when you're drunk still you're like let me buy this first edition book you fucking nerd why don't you mostly when i'm drunk I either yeah the book is really the big one I've also usually I just donate to causes when I'm drunk oh that's sweet wow do you want a dictionary to go with your book so if anyone out there has a

gofundme just send it to Hessa around 2am 3am you'll be getting that top search you will be getting that money quickly I mean okay I think I think the ordering a lot of packages things... Okay, because I only, I guess maybe within... No, I'll bring lesbians

into this as well. It also depends on where you live, too. Because if you're in New York, you can get anything anywhere. Right, but like, this is kind of what I'm saying. There are gay guys who just love doing like 10 errands a day. I'm one of them.

I love just going out and collecting things and doing errands. But I'm an outdoor LGBTQite. There are a lot of indoor LGBTQ people who are afraid to leave their house. I'm not afraid to leave my house. I'm not talking about you, Hessa. I am an indoor LGBTQ because... I'm literally not talking about you hassa i'm talking about i am an indoor i'm an indoor lgbtq because i'm literally not i'm just saying like there's like the types there are people lgbtq who are like are like socially anxious don't are like they're like afraid to be like seen like holding a bunch of toilet people or like walking on the street or something yes whether it's valid or not but there are people who are like the more anxious indoor lgbtq who are just go puffing everything

uber eating everything like deliver just out klarna zoo just yeah klarna everything and it's like you have to leave your house i also think the like the complete addiction to the delivery of everything is so rotten and really antisocial. I think you're confusing us fat people with gay people when we do not like to get our wires crossed.

If you have a disability like being fat and you have to get everything delivered that's whatever. I have to get everything delivered because if not, I'll get fag-bashed. Is that a disability or a problem? You've been fag-bashed before. You'll be fine. Yeah, that's true.

I will say I feel like a lot of packages, yeah, that reads more socially anxious to me. But if it's a subscription purchase like anything like a monthly box of anything like shave what is it like yeah shave in a month club or something like that that's incredibly homosexual harry's yeah harry's harry's even though okay i have one or meal plans are so gay i have one of those subscriptions k Kay and it's for a bespoke tinned fish company that sends you Wait, that sounds amazing

That's pure woman though That man wouldn't even think That is hot bitch Are they good? Can I ask? They're fantastic I got these Spanish mini squids the other day they are like yummy oh my god i got i get some arugula i get some because i also go to the

store to like buy things to pair them with right can i give you a piece of advice hassa yeah you don't need a subscription service to be fishy, Henny. Period. I was thinking, here's a funny joke I was thinking about the other day. You know when The Godfather, they give the fish wrapped in newspaper to the Corleone family? Yes. Okay, have you seen The Godfather? Yeah. And they're like, that means Luca brazi's sleeping with the fishes what if it cut instantly to luca brazi like the fat like like mentally mentally disabled guy like yeah at

basement like chilling with the hottest trans women yeah yeah yeah right that would be very funny yeah yeah yeah um okay i'm gonna say it's gay i think it's gay because i think men should be men should be leaving the house to get their things just at the end well mention yeah if you're gonna be a straight man you really they're hunters what happened to hunting hunting is going to the grocery store i think they should be averse to the internet they should be averse to using the internet and that includes paying for things on straight men really shouldn't be purchasing really anything in general unless it's for their bitch wife then right yeah unless it's for a woman to impress her god these people are so they don't even know how to do this all right like you should get a woman to buy everything for you.

That's how he does it. Hey, look, I like when women buy me things. I like when men buy me things. If you are listening right now and you want to buy me something, go ahead. And if you want to book me, my email is yayveryfun at gmail.com. That's Y-A-Y veryfun at gmail.com to book me for a comedy or for a djing and that's all i have to say maybe they should just send you money just have the bed mode right yeah if you want to send me money it's also i i you can just text me my phone number is 337-296-1249

you can apple pay me that way text jock 100 with a dollar sign next to it, and he will be so confused. He will think that you sent him money, and he will be like, thank you so much, y'all. Y'all, if you want to make some money, just request some money from Jock, and he will be so high, and he will just send it.

Is this a... This is a free episode, I've told you maybe ten times. Got it, got it, got it. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. I'll do one more. What? What?

Oh, I thought you said something. Just say it, just say it. What? We're at a standoff, I see. Nothing. I don't want to ever hear it from you again. Now talk. Okay.

The next one here is... I don't want to ever hear it from you again. Now talk. Okay. The next one here is... I don't want to ever hear it from you again. Now talk. The next one here is use one of those tiny fans while you're at the function. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, my God.

It's the lowest form of gay people, the gay guys that hold fans that say serve. I'm like, you people have not. I think, I think this is like talking about those little battery, little like rotary. Yeah. The battery powered ones.

Yeah. Yeah. We're talking about like the, the, well, yeah, that's, that's fanning yourself with like a,

like a gay show. Yeah. That's just, that's faggy. That's, that's annoying. And it's like, it's like, this is why we're getting, that it's like this is why we're getting that's coy

this is why we're getting one of those this is why we're getting beaten okay you think if we got rid of the hand fans that like a lot of the problems would be solved absolutely you think if if less people saw us wearing that in a bunch of rainbow bullshit we'd get hit a lot less it's so funny because the only time i've seen a guy with like a hand fan is getting beaten so it's like the only person seeing that would also be at like one of the gayest events of all time don't do rave people don't they have some kind of issue with the fans or something i know that there's like a lot of beef about that well i honestly i have issues with the gay people in the rave scene sure. There aren't so much 3MMC they find anything to fight about.

The gay people in the rave scene in New York are the scariest gay people I've ever seen in my entire life. No, they're not fine. The kids are not alright. I've never seen them put so many drugs in there. A group of GHB gay guys That is scary.

Even if they're your friends it's like when these guys were not my friends i was observing them from a far away table and watching them and by far away i mean next you were following them i was following you were you were stalking them i was okay stalking you were the scary one they were all really beautiful and i was staring like scary drug addicts but then they all dropped two drops of G. Then they did G. They were so beautiful. I couldn't stop looking at them.

It could not stop. And then they were doing bumps of coke after. And I'm like, look, get it how you get it. But you gay people were scaring me. You guys did way too many drugs in a 10-minute second. They're fine. They looked like the – G gays are

totally fine they're basically like they are doing arithmetic to do their job right they're doing alchemy and he had they're doing alchemy look i'm not doing it the last i think it's i would die i'm just saying because if you do like one too many drops you you just die the g gays the g gays are they know exactly what they are doing yeah i mean they have calculators they have reminders they have apps for this stuff hey look they know exactly you g women out there you know have fun do you do your thing those are called trans women those are called those are called dolls and they're all they're all doing it together yeah oh yeah but they're getting they're getting juicy mama you gay people you scare me i don't i

don't know what you're you're not with us i feel like you're just you're just mad that they were buff you're literally mad i actually yes if we're breaking it down let's just get let's get right it's unfair that they get to do these compromising i have a question for tay they get to look that beautiful it's not fair to me i look fat and I can't do any drugs and it's not fair. Okay. Do you agree that G is like a gay guy drug and not really a doll drug or like? I only know dolls that do it. I have seen.

More dolls than gays. It's one of those things. I have been on a night out. It's always a gay boy giving it to a doll. on a night out it's always a gay boy giving it to a doll right and so i i feel like it's kind of the same as like poppers where right they're handed to us by a gay man and so therefore it's not our fault and doesn't count you know yeah yeah yeah it's like a scene thing it's like if you're raving if you're like you know yeah for sure but it's more like a time and place kind of thing you have to be you have to have not had anything to drink before you go yeah you can't drink or like you'll die

or else you will like just die well that's why that's why all these or you'll get roofied that's why these raves charge $20 for Diet Coke is because all the gay guys and dolls are going there and they're not they're not you know contributing to bar sales they're all there, and they're not contributing to bar sales.

They're all doing G, and they're ordering Diet Coke every 20 minutes. Yeah, a Pepsi bottle, a plastic Pepsi bottle, is the classic G container for me. It's $20. Anyways, let's get to the last one. My ex-boyfriend did G one time before we went to the mall, and he had a boner in the mall, and it was so embarrassing. Before you went to the mall? Casually to go to the mall and he had a boner in the mall and it was so embarrassing and i broke up

with him casually to go to the mall yeah that's one of my that's one of the best stories that's one of the best stories him and his best friend we were it was like 1 p.m we were playing that 1 p.m that we were playing that nightmare to do g and go to them we were not nightmare on elm street we were playing the friday the 13th video game and then the guy that we were at this guy's house and he's like, y'all want to do some G? And I was like, no.

And then they both did G and then the guy was dating at the time was like, hey, you want to suck my dick? And I was like, no. Absolutely not. You couldn't do anything with it right he said this in the mall food court no and then he he we were playing the video game we were playing the video game with his friend and he whipped his dick out and i said put that

cheesecake factory looking disgusting huge menu and and and he was like look we can go to zia's if we go to page nine of the menu in the cheesecake do you want to suck my dick so we go to the mall and then they start stealing from the sephora that my friend is the manager at and it was so rude that would be like that's the kind of giga that scares them not the muscle like the ones that are doing it to play video games and go to the ball and then i was like i didn't even know that was a thing. I did not know that this happened. I feel like it's... That's what they get for being older.

It's like Harmony Corrine kind of coded. Let's do one more and wrap because I have to get the hell out of my brother's house here before he gets home and hears me talking on my podcast. That would be embarrassing. Let me get one more. You little retarded bitch. Oh, wait.

I did the last two. Yeah. Yeah, I did the last two. We did them all. Never mind. We don't need to do one more. You never want to do more. Thank you so much for joining us today.

We really appreciate it. Yeah, thank you all so much for having me. It was really exciting. Of course. Anytime. Please come back. We want to have you back. I would love to. I would love to.

Anytime. Open door. You would be at Interior Motives. Yeah, very beautiful hair okay it's gonna come on an interior yes locked and loaded um okay where can the people find you um you can listen to my podcast meat bus on patreon and spotify and i like meat apple i guess m-a-t bus meat bus m-e-a-t okay And then you can follow me on TikTok or Instagram. You can follow my sub stack, The Quiet Part, everywhere.

You can find me everywhere. That's a name of your TikTok. Oh, thank you. That'll all be linked in the episode description. Okay, again, thank you so much. Thank you for making your hair look very beautiful for the episode. It's rare that we have beautiful hair on these shows. Bitch, you're bald.

Take the hat off. How do we take the hat off? All right. Bye. Bye, everyone. I was far away, I never imagined that you would forget me because you had promised me that you would not leave me. I made you the owner of my home and I gave you a lot of importance. Thank you.