Seeking Derangements - SD 484 - Insignificant Family

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

It's yet another Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Rama Duwaji's resurfaced tweets, Jacques being framed for murder, and then wetake a quiz for girls. It gets extremely competitive.

I'm really putting up some record numbers here. How's it going, Husson? It's good. I'm chilling. I'm still a little... I was sick for a little bit with a head cold, but I'm getting over it, but my nose is still runny.

Oh, no. And the poor circulation in my apartment doesn't help, but... Right. Open a window, bitch. It's so nice here. I do. I have... The window is open, but... Like, air doesn't circulate through.

I'm kind of a... freak about open windows. I do the things that like Germans do where they like burp their house like twice a day even if it's cold out. They burp their house. That's what they call it. Yeah, they open all the windows. It's a disgusting way to phrase it. I agree. I guarantee you however sounds in German is probably a lot more off putting. Yeah. But I do do that because you do need fresh air. Even if it's cold. Yeah. Open your damn windows. Oh, always. In New York City, like, but even then I would always keep my windows open. Radiator off.

Radiator, I can't adjust my radiator at all. And even if I could, I love having the radiator full blast and the window open because it's a nice... Luxury. ...combo, yeah. Living like a fucking trillionaire. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of being a trillionaire living in luxury, my 2005 Nissan Altumbo is. making such a strange noise today.

But guess who doesn't give a fuck? You? Me. Period. It was, it sounded like something fell off when I was driving it earlier and I was like, well, whatever. But I don't even know what to do at this point. It's like a bad lady Gaga song came on the radio and you're like, something just fell off.

It sounds like something fell off. Speaking of falling off, welcome to work, Diva. Hello, hello. Welcome to work. Get that local track started. Oh, we're at a different. She immediately, she immediately start the local track, diva. Jacques, we're looking at you from a new angle today.

Care to explain? Dude, Jack has the, jock joined ass up face down today. No one will hear, no one will hear a thing you're saying into the local track starts. So, we, Jack, please stop saying that. Oh, no.

And please put your body. Is your audacity going? Dude, calm the fuck on. It's there. It started. See, as long... Okay. Good job. Welcome to work. You're being unreasonable, Ben. It started. Oh, sorry. But yeah, one thing I wanted to start the show off with immediately, breaking news.

More slanderous stories are coming out of... coming out about our Queen Rama, Ramad Wazi. Yeah. So, our mom, dominie's beautiful, chic, iconic, and kind of masterful wife. I'll explain what I mean by that. But new tweets just dropped from her in 2013. One in particular that I have nothing but total and complete support for. This was from 2013, from her account, which is now shut down on Twitter.

It's a screenshot of her Instagram account, June 16, 2013. The photo is of a bunch of men following her on Instagram. she captioned it why are all of these faggots following me period I think that's a question we should all ask ourselves sometimes

girl and something I've said many times why are they following me and the funniest thing here to me is why is spelled W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Fagg Faggts is spelled F GTS and me is spelled with

7 E's so she's really She's whining about it. She's whining about it. Why are you following me? And the men, let's look at these guys. I mean, in her defense, in her defense.

If I was a straight woman, I would be very frightened if suddenly several gay men had followed me. That's a sign of danger. Saloon Bazood, who has a photo he's not looking too faggy. We have Abbe 1000 who followed her and

liked four of her posts in a row. Shirtlist, flexing, very muscular. We have Sanabin. It's like how Arabs, they use like seven and twos in place of Arabic

on, like WhatsApp and stuff. I don't know what this guy's name is, but he's looking gay. And being a seven mod, again, I'm not even going to try. He also looks gay. Artsy gay, film camera pointed in a mirror. I would say the same thing.

Oh, period. I'd say the same thing. Yeah, absolutely. All these faggots are following me is very much like an unreleased Rupal song. All these faggots are following me. Wow. All these faggots are following me. I had an incident today where I went to a coffee shop and I've been going for a while

and the barista was like, you know, we introduced ourselves to each other and he told me his name and I was like, oh, I know another gay guy with that name, too. And how did she respond? He was like, I'm not gay. He was probably like, he was like, girl, me too. I know four other Michael's. He didn't acknowledge it. Yeah. He was like, yeah.

It's funny, my boyfriend's also named Michael. Yeah. What was the movie? What was, is there some kind of context to like, if she had made a movie that, like, what, that enticed gay people to follow her? What are you talking about? Rama. Right. Faggots.

faggots are following me why so what you think you're i know what you're confusing here i'm wondering if you can yeah i as well isn't that his wife a movie director wrong or it's just his girl or his very freudian no it's still his wife very freudian it's his mom his wife is not his mom but his mom is a is miranair is a film director but wait it's just so the girlfriend has nothing to do with film directing she's an artist um i don't really like her art much. I mean, it's sweet. It's kind of cute, but it's just like girl line drawing. I will say, Rama, I think you're iconic. I love you. And I already know I would fucking be best friends with Rama. She reminds me of like seven of my girlfriends in New York City. Like, just down. I would,

it's not even a question to me. Oh, yeah. Love to go out with Rama. I can't, I tried to Google Rama art just now and all that came up was the Hindu god Rama and art paintings of Rama. That's her. that's her I knew I recognized that blue woman No she's famous She's famous I don't know if I'm probably saying

I'm probably misgendering a deity right now I'm sorry I think Rama the head of goddesses A woman You know maybe they're like Lowkey all non-binary I don't know You know what

I'll be the one brave enough to say I have no clue Okay Period Okay gender police Let's go Wee woo woo Wee woo

We won Okay somebody called it the gender police showing up and being like I have no clue somebody called

the gender ambulance that's when you know you're really non-binary when the gender police can't even make a damn call yeah the gender police scan you at this device

they're like no gender detected right right I do feel bad for Rama I mean I know what it's like to have old completely harmless

tweets of yours to rock up as a part of his smeared