Seeking Derangements - SD 485 - Pilot Money w Angel Money

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Ben here, today Angel Money drops by the studio to promote her new album Contractually Blonde. We discuss the plane crash at La Guardia, Jacques and Angel have a rap battle, and then we all nominate our own picks for Sucker MC of the Week. Watch the music video for Angel's new single In The Bag Intro –Angel Money, Tr*nnies in Paris Outro– Angel Money, Club Monsta

Let's so naked on the street I'm trying to bitch I'm active bunny bitch I feel like Angel many Let's do this again One, two Three

I said it kind of slow I'm like I don't really understand the concept I'm like wait It's one two three Okay I'm gonna try again I'm gonna try again I'm going to say LGBT

And you say Q LGBT Q You're on like a five second delay. Not this. Okay, hold on one second. Let me try something. I think that's pretty good.

Let's just go for it. I think the other network might have been... Do you want me to try really quick this other one? Angel, what did you... What did you do today, Angel? What did I do today? Yeah, what did you do? I...

Is this on the record? No, I'm just testing out an actual conversation to see how it sounds. Oh, yes, yes. Okay, I have just been talking about... Angel, what's your social security number? It's, no, girl, we're not doing. Which one? Which one? Which one?

Okay, I think we're good. I think we're good. We're just going to go for it. Hello, everyone. Welcome to seeking derangements. Angel Money is joining us as always. Not as always. We maybe wish as always. Jock and Hesse are here with me as always,

but the one Miss Money is in the studio today. Hello, Angel Money. Hi, hello everyone. Hello, hello, hi. Hello, Charlene. Hello, Angelie. Hello. Hello, everyone.

Oh, hello, you little fat whore. Not too. I'm like, now we are we getting started already? Because I got some fat jokes. It's going to make you get on the red of it. Okay? You know what? I'm like, I don't know how much you want.

I wouldn't be pissed today. Hey, don't come full force. I'm just a, I'm just a person. You should run me over. You cannot. You're so bad. Insulting someone so brutally and then saying, you're so bad at it. And then saying, I'm just a person.

Hey, no, but I, hey, look, all jokes aside that might happen in this episode, don't be fooled. I respect Angel Money. I respect dog as fuck. No, but she's still a dumb fat bitch. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. That's all this episode is going to go. I just, I don't know if, listen, dumb.

I feel like that's valid. I think fat, I feel like that fat just, no, I'm not, it's infended. I just think you might want to get better, like material that is more accurate.

Yeah. Because fat, it's like, like, I'm on the, I'm on the medicine that makes you so skinny. You actually are dangerously thin.

So I don't really know, like, I don't know if, you don't have to brag about being on meth. Chuck, you couldn't make two skinny jokes to her. You know, you can be like,

oh, yeah. No, that, that would actually, actually hurt. There's nothing funny about that. No, it's sad.

No, because I do, I do. Because I feel like I've been doing like the fabulous, like skinny girl lie, which is like, I'm really trying to lose. I'm trying to gain like five, 10 pounds of really bad. Like I've just been getting really little. But it just doesn't work. It just won't stick, which is true. Mind you.

But he's also like, it's so annoying because I feel like people use, I stay it with like the most evil look in my eye and people are like, shut the fuck up. Shut up. Stop talking. But then I was like, the other day, I was like, I'm really trying to gain wheat. I'm trying to gain weight. But, you know, I don't know what it is. Like, I just did my reddish shot yesterday anyway.

Like, I just couldn't help it. You're texting a friend who's overweight being like, can you help me get fat? Can you help me? Like, I really need help. I literally do need to ask you hose because I'm trying everything. I'm fucking back. Okay. Hang on.

No, no, no, I'm shutting that one down. There's one hoax. There's one hoax. There's one host. Yeah. One person. I'm in the heavyweight category. These two are munchkins compared.

Okay. Munchkins is kind of right. I feel like this show is very like the Wizard of Oz. Absolutely. Like the OG Wizard of Oz. Like, like, I feel like Jacques, you are like, I feel like some, even though you're not, like somehow they have you on the like Judy Garland sober diet, which is like the like just meth to get up, like tranquilizers to put you down, which they're not, but I feel like been for.

probably wishes that he could administer like machine medicines that will. Angel, if I could do anything, I'd take the drugs away from him. Yeah, I would give him the hardest drug of all for him, which is called sobriety. Oh, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

I ain't drank in four, five years. But you do weed every day. You do like 900 milligrams of weed a day. You know, you can't be sober while doing a thousand milligrams of weed a day. Well, I don't do a thousand milligrams of a day. I'm like, what's me? I don't.

I look, I do so much wheat that it doesn't even my tolerance is so high that it doesn't even uh i don't even get that high so i do grams per day this it's so funny you do so much that you're your stable operating is high so therefore you are sober because you're always hot what if what if an alcoholic said that shock would you agree with them that if you drink if you're drunk all the time it's like you're not even drunk right i i know i kind of feel like it's true i feel like i agree with that Thank you. Thank you. I take my fat comments back and I attach it to these two large asses who want to be like,

Hey, hey, hey, Zhang ain't sober enough. I sent some new alliances being forged here that I don't like. So I'm going to pivot. I'm going to pivot to something else. I don't know about alliances because, well, Zuck has not heard like my distract yet. So I feel like this is a, this is a line. I don't think this alliance is going to be strong. I don't think it will last longer than 10.

seconds. It is certainly not built to last. I don't want to pull the friendship card, but as much as you two, large tons hasn't been, want to think that me and Angel Money's alliance is not going to last. Guess what?

Me and Angel Money are best friends. And we talk all the time. It's true. Yeah. Jock is using tactics to. That's how you know that the disc track is going to be insane. When Jock rolls over and shows his belly is like, She's got him whip.

He is so afraid of Angel Bunny. Yeah. I want, hey, no, no, no. Let's let me bring some truth to the table for a minute here. Let me slap my big fat truth stick on the table. Oh. So this is what's going on. They make jerky and truth flavor.

I didn't realize. Okay. The first time I'm like we ever talked, Angel. on the podcast, things didn't go well. And I thought to myself, I am never going to be friends with this bitch. Then, life surprised me and we became best friends. And we can talk for hours. It's true.

No, it's true. We certainly can. We really can. However, we're taking off the gloves. We're taking off our safety equipment. You know what they say? No glove, no love. Y'all, I'm taking off my helmet today.

I'm taking off the helmet they make me wear it. day. We're about to be wild now. I'm now infectious. I took off my protective gear. I'm taking off the hazmat suit they make me wear today. Anyways, guys, I want to get to some breaking news. Oh my God. Right. Sad, scary, tragic, giant plane crash at LaGuardia Airport this morning. Wait, really? Is that true? A plane crashed into a fire truck. The two pilots are dead. I believe there's 80 people in the hospital, and I just want to say all love to them and their families. I am a little jealous that I couldn't be, quote, unquote, hospitalized.

I'm just going to say, I'm going to say. Not too much. Don't know. Let's not key on the recently. People are going to die, and then you go on. Well, the pilot died. I did say, quote, hospitalized. That's the T.I. one.

We have sympathy for the. They get checks, girl. They get a fat settlement. Let me just say something really quickly. Of course, it would rather those two. Petey passengers, I'm reading the article. They're all quadriplegic now and they're all blind as well. And so, Ben, are you still jealous?

You still want to be? I'm no longer jealous. Okay, period. Dan would be a great blind guy. Well, the thing is about me is that I do give Soul Survivor. I don't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you, Angel. We're the same in that way. Like, I feel like we're very, like, I don't really feel like either of us are, like, super killable. Like, I definitely, like, should have been. We're not going to say should have, because thank God, I'm in this hoe kicking because I love Sam Saria. I have no intention to get up out of this hoe anytime soon.

I could anytime I want and I'm deciding to be here still. Be here now. I'm decided to be here now. I could kill myself but I'm deciding to go on seeking duration today. Not even kill myself. You could ascend. You could achieve enlightenment. No, exactly.

Yes, exactly. I'm like I'm on Barbie Sapa mode. I'm on money Sapa mode. Like I'm very much like enjoying it here. So I'm trying to stay. So I'm not trying to get up. I'm happy that nothing has killed me. That being said, I agree.

It is people and things have tried, Mama. And it is shocking what I, people, places and things have tried. Hey, if you can't kill her, join her. I'm fucking saying. And they do. Like, it is one of those things where, like, bask in the, in the cockroach, like, abilities of angel money, darling. Because I will be. up in this hell.

Girl, she's a Twinkie the way that she's gonna last through that nuclear explosion. I know you're not talking with how many Twinkies under your bed. She's talking about the twinks you killed and shoved under your bed. First of all, I'm not John Wayne Gacy. Second of all, I have never tried to

I never have tried shut up, shut off, shut off, don't you. I've never tried a Twinkie in my life. I've never tried a Twinkie of my wife. I've never twilight a Twinkie. Girl, you're right. You not, you not, ways, you not gasey,

you Stacey, you Stacey, Blaine Matthew's ho. What the fuck? You're jodowing gay, see? Period. Whatever. This bitch is always like, Tee for Tina.

Tina for Tina. You just got so flustered. You got so flustered you went Elmer Fudd. You were fuddled, literally. Tea for Tina for Tina actually is pretty good. Because like I literally am, like, we're randomly exclusively dating

trans right now, which is like, wamp, wamp. Actually, no, we're actually going to say let's celebrate that. Actually, we're going to say, let's celebrate that. Let's celebrate that. Let's celebrate her other stuff happening in the news. Did you guys see? I know Jock, you saw this. Chapel Rhone versus Brazil.

She was mean to a soccer player's daughter at a restaurant in Brazil. And this all resulted in the mayor of Rio de Janeiro, I believe, basically banning her from the city. She's no longer allowed to perform at a big festival there.

Jog, I know you have very strong feelings on chapel or Rome, but I want to hear what Angel money thinks about this because we haven't really talked much about this chapel. You know, she was banking on, well, okay, first of all, she says that that was the security guard did it on his own. Who fucking knows? I think it's a bad timing for her because of her literally just like going Karen mode on like all these random like fans, which is just like, Diva, cry in the car with your tinted windows up.

Like, do not do this shit with your pile of money. Well, I'm just saying regardless. I'm sure it's traumatizing. Listen, I'm trying to get famous and I understand it's a prison. But I do think that that being said, like, you have decided to be consecrated as a public symbol of something that is detached from yourself and you lose, you lose that agency over your own life because guess what? Now, baby, you make it money and you make everybody money. So, but I sure hope so. If not, you got to get your house in order.

But I think, like, she was hoping for, if it is true, if she did, because what is it? She told her, don't look at me. What did she say? Can I just break it down for? Please, give us the break. So, apparently, Chapel Roan was sitting and eating dinner in the same dining room as this family. And the daughter was a big fan of hers. And the daughter had to go to the bathroom.

So she walked past Chaparone. And, of course, she turned her head and looked at her. But she didn't say anything. She just looked. And Chaperone in that moment knew that this young little girl, even though the little girl was trying to pretend not to be that excited, was excited about Chaparone, whatever. So maybe 10, 15 minutes later,

Chaperon leaves the dining room. And then, like, five minutes after that, a super large, like, I heard a six-foot guy walks up to the table, the fat security guard detail. And it's like, I know that you were trying to interact with Chapparone and you're going to have to, your whole family's going to have to leave the dining room. I heard that they were asked to leave the dining room as well,

which I think is insane. I think also it shows a level of pretension and absolutely disconnected from reality that she wants to become a superstar and then it's like, oh, don't take pictures of me. Oh, don't annoy me. And then you get Doja Cat after Chaparone. No, no, no, just listen.

There's a point. Ben, are you listening? And then you get Doja Cat. No, no, no. Shut up. Shut your whore mouth up. Slit face. So. Sillet face is crazy. You vagina mouth.

So look, this is what's going on. Mike, you bully an MTF. Wake that up. Like, no kind of, like. Okay, okay, okay. So don't get Doja. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay, no, no.

So once Chaparone started doing that really annoying thing, she was like, everyone doesn't respect my space and having that little crash out in front of all the press people doja cat made a video on twitter the next day and was like i'm in support of chapel because these people are just trying to get signatures so they could resell them well that's all true that's all true and they are like these are a lot a lot of these celebrities are just like completely harassed by people who are there to don't be a celebrity well i think you're just jealous um i i look i have no personal if any her chapel her own. I think she's annoying. I don't like her music. But I do sympathize with her a little bit because it is really, it would be very difficult to like lose your privacy overnight. And I kind of like that she's mean to her fans because I don't like her fans. And yes, I'm talking about 13 year old girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know. I get it. And I do think that largely American fan bases, I know this happened in Brazil, but largely American fan bases are like way too invested in the

people's music that they consume. There is a real kind of mania where it's like you need every single inch of their life and angel money has just dropped off the map. Her computer died. She says she's plugging it back and she'll go right here. I get why Chappell would have her little crash house

because it would be really annoying. I'm just sorry. She gets a million dollars for all of her music and now she's going to cry about. See but this is what I'm talking about. There's this like rampant jacques. It's envy and jealousy that the American Public has where they want celebrities, in particular female celebrities, to be punished by their

success. I find it to be really strange and almost singularly American in this way. Well, she got that. And now she has to suffer the spoils of her success. And it's like, why? Why? And it's usually... Why not?

Why shouldn't she have to be given the entire world in her hand? And then she bitches about it. And you're like, oh, we should have a little sympathy for her? What are you fucking? Like, what? Well, also, it seems like it was her security guard who did this as well. I don't care. It's her.

This is someone, an employee of hers, who clearly acted under her direction. John, if you had as much attention as Chapplerone had, you would literally kill a person. Yeah. First of all. You would do a mass casualty event. You would be a wreck. No, I wouldn't. You don't tell me how it would feel.

You can barely handle now. on seeking derangement. You have crashouts on people when they leave one negative comment. Yeah. Well, okay, first of all. Welcome back, Angel Money. Welcome back, Angel Money.

That's my right. That's my right. But it's not her right. Well, of course. It's her laugh, darling. It's all she has laughed. Period. Period.

Angel, what do you think, I mean, do you think that America has a problem with punishing, particularly, in particular, female celebrities for their successes? Do you think that people are, maybe there's some jealousy there where they want to see women trapped in their success? Well, listen, Beyonce said at first, America had the problem.

I mean, I think that, like, yes, of course. Like, I think that women are expected to be way more objectified and made into way more of symbols than men are because we barely view women as people, wake up to feminism. And so I think like They're you know how much does like let's be fucking real how much do does A male rock star have to deal with this? Like does Ed Shear and have to like deal with this?

It's actually really badass and cool when they freak out at people You know? Yeah, people almost kind of respect it because they're like they're like oh like you like it must be so hard being famous like I think like there's not necessarily like a ton of empathy for someone like chapel which mind you she's technically super early in her career she just got massively famous and I think we're all kind of used to her as a symbol so we don't really think about that but think about the fact that it was a couple years ago

she was not famous like a couple years ago she was like kind of just like a random Kaya named Kelsey or whatever and like trying and failing Kaley yeah whatever the fuck can I just say about the plane yeah that I'm not happy about it

because I have to fly on the plane I'm sorry, Hesse. I know. Well, look, Hessa, the one, that plane already crashed, it's done. You won't be flying that one. And the pilots are dead, so they're not going to be driving you. It's kind of like a win-win, honest. We lost some bad pilots today, y'all.

Not too much. That is bad. That's really bad. I was quoting Jock Gonsolin. I'm sad for the pilots. It is also probably for the best that if they weren't good enough pilots, that they be taken out of that position, whether it be by someone or God. Crazy.

Crazy. I'm just saying. Someone or God. I mean, it was probably air traffic controls fault. You know, pilots kind of, when they're on the tarmac, they kind of just like follow the direction of where they're told to go. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're doing an investigation.

I don't know. Can I ask you all a question, if that plane, the pilots didn't die and you had an option to choose who your pilot was, would you? you choose those two pilots? Who are the other options? Who are the other options? Um, Soli, the guy who landed the plane and he's old as fuck now though. So I feel like well that is true. His reflexes won't be so good. I would choose angel money. Yay. I feel like I would figure it out. I'm like, I feel like I would figure it out. I feel like I would figure it out. I really do. Like I would look up a YouTube tutorial and wake it up. Like I legitimately think that I feel like better than most people, although mind you, I don't drive.

But, well, have I given? I cannot imagine the hearing Angel Money's voice over the plain intercom. Y'all, we're about to take off. Could you buckle off? I hear y'all panicking back there, wake it down

and do a dough real quick. The attendance will be passing out 1.5s. Everybody, let's calm down. Because this ain't going to help. Mama needs to focus. Okay. Because. My money is to focus.

A guy. on the door. I'm a pilot. I'm a pilot. Let me do it. I'm like, listen, it was a snake on the plane and I had to handle, I had to jump in, okay? Look, she would be on that intercom being like, and y'all listen to my new single in the bag out now. Right. What, that feeling when your pilot plugs their new single? If I landed successfully, I would be like, oh, y'all better stream my shit now because I'll see at least a thousand new listeners after here, we get it back on this plane and it's not going to go so well for you next time. Everyone get back on the plane.

Get back on the plane. I'm crashing it because they didn't get enough strings. Angel money instead of there being a cart like with drinks and stuff, you're just like, okay, women and children, we're dosing y'all first. Have you ever thought about waking up the moniker pilot money? Yeah, well, I mean, I'm sure it will happen. Like I That's when I go to

LA and get my first season Period We'll be on pilot money Because I'm When I get like a My John and Kate plus eight lines Like I will Be

I will be Friday's center As pilot money And then I will also just like Decide to become a pilot But I do think I'm about to start Like Loki waking up like small Aircrafts and like

potentially skydress skydust scramble them honey i like my eggs scrambled not my i'm just like in a situation where i suddenly potentially have access to like a different type of um vehicle and i'm like i'm not going to be driving it but i am interested in being

in it what's the vehicle helicopter name my pick of the letter it seems like name my poison pick my poison i'm not a new have a free vehicle pass kind of on the aircraft carrier next to Iran. I'm waking up. You know, that's the only thing that she'll fit in.

That's the only plane that could sustain that weight. You would never go to Iran because you thought I said I ran. And that's one thing you never did. Oh, whatever. What the fuck ever. I'm Katrina. You're FEMA. Oh.

Pretty sure that's already a lyric by a different rapper. No, it is not. I said that last episode. Jock, I, well, I mean, we can just start now. Jock told me that he wanted to do a rap battle with Angel Monday. I did not say, I wrote, just so everyone's clear. So we're really clear here. I'm willing to battle.

I wrote down, your name is Jock Gonsolin. You are on a podcast. Your best fans are everyone. Until they're not. Look, I wrote and recorded several disc tracks over WakaFACA FACA Flames. Harden the paint sped up. But, you know,

let's see us. Let's see her with this. Oh, you're scared. You're scared to go first. I'm not fucking scared. It seems like you're scared. It seems like you're scared to go first.

Talking big. You're scared to take your hoodie off. Okay, let's do this. I'm not scared to take my hoodie off. Just wrong about everything. I just so everyone knows, I just hoodie mugged jocks so fucking hard.

And my hair looks fine, bitch. Take that hat off. Oh. Oh, it's getting gnarly. You're kind of like Eminem in this situation right now. He's eating the mom's throwing of spaghetti. I love for us being in a situation where I'm not giving him.

It's actually really repressive. For Angel money to not be Eminem. That's a really different like situation for me. So I'm actually really happy. Like that's face. He's so scared. making me laugh and cry. I feel like I have to pee now.

I'm rooting for you, I don't know who I'm rooting for. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. Wait, I'm looking for this B. Hold on.

I, like, thought it was in my legs, but I have like the perfect B. Angel, do you want to send it to me and I'll just play it over the screen share? Yes, exactly. Unless we want to just fully play the beat off our damn phone.

I'll get really backyard with it. I'll just, I'll sync it up. Oh, I love. You going quantize me afterwards. Love. Okay, let me send it to you. It's going in the chat. For everyone at home, I, um, I was going to do a wrap, but I did a trial run before this.

It was so good that I can't do it. You're like, actually, it's not fair day, Angel and Jock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Angel's going first, Jock. You know, you're not going to. Now you got to play catch up.

and not eat it. Don't. Don't. You got to eat ketchup. Okay. First of all, first of all, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't drank out of the ketchup bottle in years. I stopped drinking ketchup a long time ago.

So stop trying to make me look like the bad girl. Going to AA and it's a bunch of foods. It's like a hot dog. Sauce drinkers anonymous. Let me know when you're ready and I'll start playing it. I'll edit all this out of course. Let me. I'm going to put me to hear.

This girl's cheating already. I'm I've never cheated in my life not even on a man Period Now women on the other hand Women on a woman That shit don't count They know what they're getting themselves into I'm ready whenever

All right Okay I got a question for the audience What's big red and round And how many calories does Jacques have today? They call you Jackie not athletic If you jogging paramedics, your wardrobe, you embarrassed, higher than Kamala Harris. Jumped in the ocean, many pairs. Biggest, fattest, round is terrace.

You just so feed my bofum, so fat, you bitch on cum. I know you go through tombs. I know your bed got crumbed. I know your breast got lump. And it's hobops you hum. Got the same bruised as Trump, shaped like a human dump, broke and retarded chorus gum. If you fart, world is done. If you fart at World War III, if you get to clap every week, wear a CPAP when you sleep.

wouldn't want to smell your feet. You smell like old cream of weed. Those nipples I don't want to pee. I don't want to break. If he flashed, you back, like you smell bad. I have to remind you. Look and smell exactly like who think you cute. You was like, do you think you're cute?

That's depressing. I know your doctor's dressing. Keeps of Twinkies on your dresser. Bet you're drunker than Hessa. Sorry, Hesler. But we know how you do. Ben too. You must get dressed in the dark.

Look like you take kids from parks. On the couch, you stay parked. You remind me all popular. You look like a child's art. Big for clothes. Just wear a tarp. Senior host, that was scary. Bitch, you just so goddamn hairy.

She did the gym, but you have a cat been. Way, one million plus 11. Who goes to save you straight to heaven? You look like you break his presence. You are a disturbing presence. You still ask for 40 bucks. A whole cake just because you immune to weight, a lot of drugs.

And that's your way you get stuck. Every meal you push your left. Soon you go out, diabetes, you get people, you eat diabetes, you run under than a CD-E-hole, you can never be me. Try jumping jacks, you broke the floor. Felt straight through the Plans Court. To a buffet, still want more.

Eminent world, your favorite store. Bitch you bigger than 10 bids. Need to put down the whipped in my way smaller than your left arm. All that tough part that is self-arm. You dress like a faggotten, you see chop shit and you fuck it. Your genetic so unlucky, and you smell like a monkey.

And you smell like a monkey. You smell like a horse. Is you big? Yes, of course. You too big to wear that purse. Just put you in a giant earth. What's in your bag? Oh, just a dab rig?

Didn't know they made clothes that big. John Earth had that much fabric. I can't all my knee. Period. I know your doctor's stress. Oh, Angel. You're a genius. Thank you so much.

know how that's going to sound don't get that at me well worst keys i can say i have a recorded person i can say you we could just plug oh perfect if you haven't recorded just said to me okay jock jock what did you think about that first first thing's first i feel like i need a need an r can after that because i feel like i just oh d grow better than another can of soon

period i know you go i know you go through campbell i had to hold back It's really close to just peeing right now. Oh, Jacques, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Well, I got, Jacques, I love you so much. I hope you know if it's just a key.

I don't get to write a disc track every day. No, I think I... I mean, that was amazing. That was incredible. I think you should release that. I think people are going to want that one released, Tony. Yeah. Yay.

It's an accomplished. I'm like a drone in this home. Don't actually, like, don't... I didn't say that, okay? They actually don't support drones at all. Like, I really don't. I don't even support Drome Bomb Me by Antony. Like, let's not.

Period. Wake that up. That song is so fucking funny. Obama. I mean, I actually, I'm sorry. I love that singer, but that song fucking sucks. It's amazing. It's such a good time capsule of like 2016.

I love that song. So, Jock, do you have a beat you'd like to send me? I'm, I emailed it to you. I'm going to try. It's the ice cream drug. You can do it. No. Distrack?

Why don't you get a rack before I make a disc track about you, tiny titty bitch? It's called ID billionaires, baby. They don't want you best to be. You know what? But if I need a spare rack, I will hit you up. I'm sure you have plenty to donate. Okay. Just because he owns a Dunkin' Donuts in.

and flushing doesn't mean that he's a millionaire. I think you're being good. Okay. Listen, last time you wanted the Dunkin' Donuts, you owned it too because you buy every motherfucker thing in there. And then guess what? You did try flushing and it didn't work.

That last dish was just too close to home. All right. Let me know if you guys can hear this. Just give me a yes. Yeah, I can hear. All right. Jock, you are on in one. Yeah, I'm ready.

Two, one, two, three. Oh my God, there's a dead woman on the dance floor. Wait, that's just angel money. No one gave her a morning Tina today. Someone get her off the dance floor. She pissed herself again. Dumb fat tranny. Oh.

But she doesn't have a fan. Bad ass bitch. She will never mean much to anyone. That's word. She is not respected. She is erected. Yeah. that way and she's gay like what are you keep like my good is that

what happened just like you wait now you paused it you got me all mess angel money not so funny devil broke worse than FEMA because I'm Katrina I'm powerful like a windstorm she's just a whore in a bathroom sucking did so she can get a new album released. That's gross. I don't need it. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Pause it for one second. I gotta get a breath. Let me get ready for the last.

That's you every time you try to find. Start it over. Running from the top. Let's start. Okay, hold on, hold on. Okay. Girl, from the top, you mean that's how we got $40? Jockey, right? Ready? Okay, let's go, we're starting from the top. Hey, isn't that the girl who used to bartend at scab or like bruise? Oh, it was rad.

Oh, wait, she's got rashes all over her body because she's a junkie? That's true. That checks out. She doesn't go hard in the paint. She just has a stinky tank. She lets men plow her in the bathroom. It's a sin. Her parents were not approved.

She will not be greeted by the angel Gabriel when she gets to heaven. No. She is a fat whore. She is a fat whore. Can you hear her? Nope, she's a fat whore. I hate this bitch. She's ruined my night several times.

She threw up on me and she did not pay for the dry cleaning. She is worse than every natural disaster. She's going to give you chlamydia. Oh. Goneria, STDs galore! That's because she's a whore who doesn't wear protection. She doesn't care what she spreads. No.

Because she has blonde hair. That's fake. It's not real. It's a wig. She's bald underneath that. That's why it looks so plastic. And she still doesn't have a fat ass, bitch. Oh.

She's made a plastic, not the good time. This is this big. Bitch is 98% microplastics, 2% come. No brain, no brain. She's insane. Die, bitch. Get on a plane. The one going to LaGaria.

Oh, wow. You're the reason those two pilots dead. They shouldn't have been listening to your album when they were landing and giving each other a head. Yeah, that's my pilots. Period. Rest in peace to my dogs. Wrap over. Rest in peace to them.

crap over. Okay, I love that it turned, no, you do it. I love that it turned into like an endorsement for a album. Like they should have been listening to it. I love it. Also, Ben, I feel like you have to in post, uh, replace that beat with just like bongo drums and like an upright bass. No, it was so stand.

A slam poetry thing. Yeah. No, it really was like, it was like, I want to just give you like a, like I really want to give you like a fierce like snap. Yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'll do a,

a producer's cut with a, with a bass. Chopton's group. Love. Chopton cheese. Jobs cheese. I just want to say, I recorded about four different versions of this discract before and I felt like I was just goofing on this one,

but I could have a response. Um, yeah, I thought that was great. Like, I... Oh, no, I mean, do you want to do another rap? Do I want to... I feel like John killed me. I feel like Jean Creamy. I'm gonna just bow out.

Like his gallbladder. I'm not, wrap away. It seems like you've really made a career out of all this rapping, and I would hate to be the one to say, stop rapping because my feelings are... I mean... But they're not. My feelings aren't hurt. Your feelings aren't hurt.

I mean, hey, I know it's probably hard for you to keep rapping continuously because of all the cholesterol built in your veins that's about to turn into a heart attack. But I think you could do another song. Again, it's just insults to yourself with someone. Jock, I thought, for the record, I think you're an amazing. Yeah, I think that was amazing. Yeah, that was actually, like, really impressive. Like, I'm really blown away by that. I don't like being lied to by three people.

I'm really genuinely. I really like, I'm being honest. I'm like, I'm being honest. I'm like, yeah, you tied in the plane crash. Oh, guess what? Greta was like, don't say that. That's really going to hurt her feelings. I was like, shut the fuck up.

That's funny because I did, I did like a part of the verse for Greta. So she knew it was like, I feel like she was sabotaging you. Oh, she was like all sides. Tricky bit. That fucking hor. She wanted to, she really wanted, she really wanted. She really wanted to be with us and she really wanted when she hurt she was incredibly jealous that she was not going to be I mean if she wants to write a rap on Thursday she'll come on for a rap battle she'll come on for a rap yeah last I feel like she was on a flight at LaGuardia but oh no just kidding your your little joke isn't going to be so funny after that and your little your little special friend is perished mama Well, I want to pivot to MC Sucka of the Week.

Sucka MC of the week, I should say. Angel? It is, it is. Well, I don't know. Usually we all pick one together, but maybe we go around and nominate our own. No, no, no, no. I was, I thought you were going to say that the Sucka. Angel M.

Angel M. Angel M. Angel M. Would never be my Sucker. No. Because she sucked too much to be the sucker. The way I famously don't suck dick is so funny. Like, I literally am like notable for not sucking Nick.

Like, I have a... I'm like, the way I'm about to Google, does Angel Money actually suck dick? Oh, God. No, Jock is going on. Does Angel Money suck dick? Ask question to Google. Does Angel Money suck dick in Google? Boy, not too much.

Yeah, right. What I heard... Right. The first thing that comes up, what I heard about Iraq, watch and listen. Okay. Period. Girl, yeah, because every time I suck dick, I get a couple rags. Period.

And then something on I Heart Radio called The Shady Scoop Reasonably Shady. Oh, I think that's... So do you want to do a Suck-Emcy of the Week? Chapel Rhone, it's always Chapo Rhone. This bitch doesn't appreciate being famous. She should be thrown into a pit of dirty dead snakes.

Dead snakes is tea because it's like they're not going to do anything. They're just going to be gross. Yeah. You could maybe get a disease or something from them. Jacques, which can you get a disease from dead snakes? Jacques, can you get a disease from dead snakes? Let me ask a Dezopedia over here.

No, I'm improbable. Diseaseopedia bookmarked homepage. Diseaseopedia, you just go look up and Jacques and it's like a links to every little chapter in the book. I think you can get. Girl, more like home cage. I see how you be living girl. Period. What in the hell? Like a damn gate.

Like a damn gator. Am I smelling a fire? Girl, is your house on fire? What are you talking about? I just smell. Angel, do you have a, do you have a MC, a Suck-M-C-O-W-W-W-Ek? My Saka-M-C-O-the-Wik is,

it's actually going to be, what's the mayor's name? Zoran. Zoran Mamdani? Not him, his wife, because I'm, I'm actually like, we're not going to, I'm actually going to go ahead and say we're not doing like homophobia this year. Angel. I'm so disappointed in you.

Speak for yourself. No. Speak for yourself. You know, I'm fully, I'm fully joking. It's not, it's not Rama. I actually think she's such a queen. I also think that really, really re contextualizes like the photo of her like staring at that twink with the nails like clawing up on. I thought the same thing.

on her man where it's like, oh, damn, she really is not here for these damn packets. I know my real Succa of my Succa MC of the week is going to be all my exes because y'all just-T, wake that up. I was saying, like, y'all could never with what I got going on these days. So it's just, Sucka-M-C is all my exes because nowadays, you know, I'm on different islands catching different small planes. You know, on my travel plans for the rest of the year, she's being up. Like, I'm just like, you know what? Thank God I was single what I was.

It's all my fuck is saying. Literally. I've got one. It's these two. This happened five minutes before we started recording. I don't know if anyone out there is familiar with these two heinous L-A faggots. I'm shouting that by name. Stop.

You're joking. These two? No, you don't. No. These two, Angel? The thing is, I'm shouting that. I know from my hometown because he was like one of the instigies that me and Luke knew. Stop.

I know I was dead ass. It was weird when he became an influencer because we literally grew up with him. Like I don't know so well. But we all knew each other through Facebook. You know what I mean? He was like, he was very like. Okay. Can I tell you what he did, Angel?

Yeah. What did he do? Because I don't know what those. Him and the other brain cell on their interior design page are starting a new series called Read the Room where they ask their viewers to submit their bedroom so they can roast. them. Whoa. Yeah. Okay.

And I don't, I mean, whatever, I don't really care. It's bound to happen. This isn't the first time I've had a show. God of Stolen. It's the second time you've had a show stolen. I thought you designed a show. Not the first time. But yeah, he, they are launching it, but I'm like, I don't really care that much.

It is just like tacky and classless. And I would have thought that I raised my sons to behave better, but I guess not. So maybe it's on me. Can I ask a legitimate question? just saying this to anger you, but do you think there's a chance that they literally just didn't don't know about you and just made their own thing? I mean, I really, I'm sure they've seen clips of interior motives. It's also like, it's somewhat fair to say this is, this is what do you call it? Conversion Evolution or whatever it is. These is just other evil gay guys who have the same

thought. That's entirely possible. I don't think it's likely. I think they were influenced by their damn mother me. But, you know, we'll see. I did. Angel, any tea, any tea, is it the blonde one? I think the blonde one. He's his blonde, like, blonde-ish. I mean, I don't consider that blonde, but like you would probably. Right. Oh, you know I do.

Wait, let me see. Any tea on him? So, no, no, no, the blonde one is not, that's like his, maybe his boyfriend. I do kind of have tea on him, but it's not my tea to spell. Fair enough. But I, he's just like a random gay who, like, tore his nose shop really crazy. and then became like an interior decorating like 200,000 follower Instagram influencer,

which that's another thing where it's like he I feel like I have a hard time because we don't follow each other or anything but I have a hard time believing that he wouldn't know about the show only because I agree like I literally grew up around him and like back in those days it was like when you was the when you was the Twinks on Facebook like you all knew each other because it was like y'all was all beefing also like you've been on interior quite a few times so that's what i'm like loki like i'm the ts madison of interior interior well let's he probably will launch a transition soon enough and he'll call himself i don't i feel like he picked up the weights like i don't know if he's he fully did i don't think

he's picking up now the blonde i could see more i agree i can see the blonde more picking it up i think maybe there was a time right but he, I feel like he's really leaned into like the, the dullness of being a, like, a, like, fake mask gay guy. Right. It, no, they're like, they're like soft butch queens. Yeah, for sure. But, I mean, I think that their rooms are like, fine. Like, like, I have no, I personally have no personal problem with him.

Like, I think he's like, aside from this new development. Yeah. Thank you, Angel. But he, you know, it's, I think it's just, it is what it is. Like, gays will be gays and gays will be. Right. And it's inevitable. And unfortunately, there is no IP on.

internet content. You just can't do it. There's no law set, so there's no way to protect. Maybe your visionary and pioneering game show concept from heinous, heinous tacky and corny faggots in L.A., which needs to be nuked after I leave. And yes. Well, not too much because my hair girl's there. Yes, Michael and Michael, if you're listening, I am coming, bitch.

Not too much because on nuking L.A. Because my hair girl's there and I literally have to fly to L.A. to get my hair done. So, like, not too much. I take back the nuke. You need your hair done. Like that's where... And also they have Aaron one. Right.

Well, maybe they should just... Those two. Those two. These two in particular. I'm sending their coordinates to the new Supreme Leader of Iran. Ben doesn't want to... Ben wants to spank up. Wait, Chuck.

Ben, submit a room to them and have it be like the torture room from the girl with the dragon tattoo or something. Oh, yes. If everyone listening, can you please... The Saw. The Saw movie. Yeah, it's the Saw Roos. Hessa, Suck-A MC of the Week? My Succa MC of the Week is going to be, you know what?

It's going to be Joe Biden. Oh, period. Yeah. Because he hasn't died yet. Yeah, for not dying yet. And also, because I can't get my, it's so hard for me to get my Adderall prescription right now. And I feel like he's responsible because it started when he was in office. And now it's continuing.

Right. And, because he started those real ID laws, which are proving to be very annoying to me before my flight. But I think I'll be able to get a real ID before the flight, which is good. I think you can do it. Yeah, I found all the documents like yesterday. Oh, diva, yes. Yeah.

Period. I did, so I just got like a bunch. I just got a paragraph from the guy. named D. Oh, wake it up. So I'm not going to read it. Oh my God, he added me in three stories. Five.

I'm going to decide how to respond to this. Wait, what did he say? Can I ask you a question? I don't know. I'm not going to, I'm not going to look at it on mic, but I will be. He said addressing at Interior Motives at Benmore. These LA people are so fucking, I'm addressing the rumors that started two minutes ago. Hi, just getting back to you on.

Oh, my God. Are they like listening to us recording somehow? Is the wrong bugged? They're loving this because it's like something that finally happened. Yeah. Right. And I'm not going to, I'm going to see how crazy I should be about this one. I might just completely ignore them.

Yeah. We'll see. Period. We shall see. Anyways, everyone out there, thank you for listening. Thank you, everyone. Angel, where can people find a new album? Yes.

Well, that's like the whole reason I'm here on my press tour. Let's hear it. So you can find my whole album out on. March 27th, which is this Friday. I don't know when this is coming out. It's probably like, it'll already be out or it'll be about to be out. It's going to be on all platforms. It's called contractually blonde, right?

It's called contractually blonde, yes, and it's fire. So it's all coming out. That's a great title. Yay. It's actually going to be like really fucking free. So I'm very, and I have a free. I don't know, again, I don't know if this comes out before after this, but on Friday, I have a free.

This will be out Thursday. Oh, fire. So tomorrow I have a free event at Manchester in, which is Bazelerman's, like, club downtown. That was literally just like a Vogue article about it. It was really chic. Oh, my friend, my brother's friend works there. Oh, fire. Yeah.

Fire. Yeah, well, so we're doing this event. It's, um, wake it up. Come through. Can I come through? Yes, of course. Please. I would love for you to come through.

It'll be really fun. You guys are all obviously more than welcome to come through. I haven't confirmed it yet, but I might be DJing in New York next month too. Period. Period. Yay, Mickey Moose. Angel, do you want to send me some tracks? I'll use them for an intro.

Yes, yes, for sure. Absolutely. Just email them to me. Give me two. I will. And everyone listening, this is a free episode, so go subscribe to. I just realize this is free episode. Yay.

Period. Because Angel Money is on her promo tour and the div is on the free feed. Go subscribe to our Patreon, patreon.com slash seeking derangements. I'm going to be doing some really heavy bleeping on this one now that I realized it was free. So, hope you all enjoyed that.

We will be back next. Well, no, we'll be back later this week. Goodbye, everyone. Bye. Like a hypnotist More ice on my wrist than Rick and Vic I'm rocking Ray and Rick I get bitches sick

Somebody tell the DA Get up off my dick Tenda on the couch Big Bump with my pinky nail Strope lights Thin smoke lines thick as hell Got an ounce I feel like I'm the