Seeking Derangements - SD 489 - No Stigma w/ Marley

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley Gotterer joins Jacques, Hesse and I to discuss our varying paths to fame in Los Angeles, Jacques erehwon haul, and working at queer summer camp. NYC go see Marley 's Woke Is Back SHE-MMEDIATELY at the Bell House and find her other shows here

Hello, I'm going to say you're having a woman to say malibaldi a traffic on a man day come and a humba,

Gellie leon Hello and welcome to Sagan Ben, I'm here in Hessa and one and only Marley Godderer. Our doc is on his way. Hello to us.

Zoop, zap, zoop. She is. A little scatting to start it on. I'm only going to be scatting this whole time. There you be a bitab-da-be-da-bo-b-b-b-d-d-be-ba-d-da-da-ha. God, I love that. Marley, can you go grab your upright cello or your bass? Up-brate bass.

There we go. And then a little violent. Wait, Marley, did you respond to the guy on a grinder who called a Mexican yesterday? No, it inspired me to delete the entire application. Because you hate Mexicans so much. Right. Exactly. Well, it wasn't only that.

It was like, hey, no response. Hey, no response. Hey, no response. Hey, no response. Hey, no response. Fatty. Fatty. Speaking of Fatty, welcome to work, diva.

Welcome to W-E-R-K, Diva faggot. And hello, faggot. Turn it down. You're so. You're coming through really loud job. I also don't know if you're coming through your microphone. Yeah. Check your inputs, Devo, please.

Welcome, though. I can't like the grudge sound. Yeah. Yeah. Hello. Hello. What's up? Hello, darling.

Just chilling. What's the, you need, your, your tech is so fucked up, girl. You got something wrong. You got to figure out how to do this one day. What's wrong right now? Oh, you fixed it? Nope, there you go. Fixed it.

And then tries to gaslight. Oh, what's wrong? What were you guys hearing? No. No. Anyways, guys, I'm coming to you guys today from beautiful sunny Los Angeles. As is drunk, as is back in New York. I'm back in New York.

Wait. Oh, yeah. Wait. How is, I want to hear about your Los Angeles travel. It's been iconic. I, of course, started my trip out with a very fierce confrontation at the Enterprise in Hollywood. Of course. Because I do not use credit cards.

And you unfortunately do need one of those things to rent a car. You can't do debit or PayPal? They do not let you do debit or PayPal. No, you're like they don't take GoFundee? They don't take GoFundee? I'm sure they honestly take Clarna. I honestly asked a dispensary this morning if they take Clarna. I felt like such a fucking fool.

And what did they say? No diva get the hell out of here You broke bitch Right But I did finally I mean I had to I had to apply for a credit card to my limit Does everyone to guess what they think

My limit was $500 So they put a hold on your card So I could I needed to rent the car for the whole month But they I was like talking to this guy and I was like Okay You can only put $500 on this card

Give me the car for as long as I possibly can with this budget. And he was like, okay, so we also do put a $300 hold on top of any rental cost. So he was like, you can have the car for three days. So I did that, got the car. It all turned around.

It all turned around for your friend, Ben, because guess what? I found this little app called Toro, peer-to-peer car sharing, debit card. And I had a Fiat 500 delivered to me today in the Hollywood Hills and returned that fucking broke-ass

jetta back to the fucking enterprise and I'm in a fiat and it is so busted. I mean, no hubcaps. It has racing stripes on it and I'm I'm whipping that thing around like crazy bitch. You're going to be the most popular boy at the AC bar this weekend. I'm going to drive that thing off a fucking cliff. I'm going to drive that thing off a fucking cliff. I'm going to try it like a hotbed. You could probably drive it right on to the Silver Lake Meadows.

It's literally the size of a golf course. Like it's crazy. I'm like there's definitely no possibility. of you having sex in there. It's like impossible, logistically. I do also have access to a house. Marley, you think it is possible in a fiat? Definitely.

I've fucked in smaller. You think game and can't have sex literally anywhere? You think clown cars are there aren't piled up in the air is happening in the clown car? Yeah. Come on. Ben's kind of pocket size. I am.

I am. He's like, he's a little bigger than pocket. Right. I'm your pocket size I'm Jack Gonsland pocket size I'm saying I um so size 28 waist

I wait let's hear our waist I'll go first no 31 trigger triggered bitch hey listen to the women speaking enough from the left side I don't know actually

oh shit the hell it looks exactly like that for me too okay Women to the right, us to the left. Yeah, what were you about to say before us? I was going to say, I got home. I was going to say, man. She wasn't talking to you, Jock.

She's talking to you, I was, but now I'm not. Right. That's how it's done. I was going to say, I miss L.A. already. I was in L.A., people would like, you would pass someone on the street, and they would just be like, oh, I like your shirt. Or like, I like your shoes. They would say something nice. to you and then I get back to New York.

First of all, the cab driver from the airport was like, it's going to be $161 for that. And I was like, I have a receipt from the cab stand that says it was $75. And he's like, yeah, but it's a $27 round trip

it's a $27 round trip toll for the toll booth. And I'm like, no, it's not. I know. And that still doesn't add up to $161. yeah that doesn't make sense yeah was it from jersey i always called uber from yeah from yeah i mean new work it's just that's you're you're not gonna be able to do uh under a hundred dollars yeah yeah i and then i got i uh was walking home and the because i went to get some food some groceries

and a guy was like you fucking rapist and like did like a flinch thing to me and I was like... Called you a rapist? Yeah. And then like laughed at me. And I was like, okay, period. I'm home, baby. Right. Then you said back, you said, rapist said what? And he was like, what?

I literally didn't even look up. I just kept walking. You said, are you wearing, wait, where's that shirt from? Is that a shirt, T,is? Well, is that T's... Were you walking a certain way? Were you, did you have kind of a strut? Well, I looked visibly trans, which I think was probably the thing. is picking up on, yeah.

Because I haven't raped anybody. Snap, let's get snaps in the chat for that. Hey, not that you know of, not that you know of. Right, someone might always come forward. There's going to be Me Too, hashtag Me Too, where it's, we're going to come back. So then we're all going to find out. Me three. Right. And so we'll find out.

When you raped two people. Yeah. Me and my friend April had a thing where we were saying just, me where it's like it's actually I'm the only one that this happened to where everyone else is lying hashtag just me hashtag just me

it was worse than anyone Weinstein's only I was about to say client yeah well that's true John has anyone ever assumed your race on grinder someone called Marley Mexican the other thing people have assumed my race on all places

of the world what do they you can sometimes you are at the big Mexican at the bowling alley I told them my name is Jacques or I and then it comes back Guacquez shocking I was like How was that spelled? GAQU EZ

And they It was not a joke they were being dead serious and I was like No, just just shock Then I always get great Okay but that's not really That's not really guessing your race What are you implying now?

Oh what am I making it? I guess that's nationality no the name no what nationality would that be would guacques be oh mexican the classic Mexican name right on quakez

the famous city the famous city from cicario Guacques yeah Guacques Mexico Juarez Gonsol and I mean obviously I'm mistaken you know like at least

99.9% of the time for black but I mean that's a whole I think that's because you're wearing head to totelphar dresses that only black women should be wearing. I'm wearing a triple X movie. Well, not currently. Yes. What is your race? White?

Okay. That's what I thought. But then also, it's come to my attention that a lot of the black comedians in the Brooklyn comedy scene thought I was mixed. You could be for sure. Especially, I mean, I've seen you in some looks where I'm like, okay, you could be like half Dominican or something. No, no, no, thanks. Well, Dominican, I'll get Lebanese. I'll get, well, obviously Mexican.

But there is, but people are like, oh, like, I saw a picture of your dad. And I was like, oh, it must be your, it must be your mom. Like, it must be black. And then I'm like, is it, like, is it something I'm doing? I'm like, should I, like, like, you know? I think it's, you just, you have, you have ethnic fees. because you're Jewish. Right.

You look ambiguous like Charlie X-C-X and you look like Charlie X-CX. What kind of Jewish? That's actually the first time anybody's ever said that to me. I can see it. I see it for sure. I'm kidding. That's actually a joke. I literally get that every single day of my fucking like.

I'm sorry. And you're pissed off. It literally pisses me off and I just have to let her. She's a beautiful, beautiful successful worker. And you know what, Indian. So you could also be Indian. You're prettier and she's nothing.

Period. Pitting women against each other. I was going to say, what kind of, what Jewish are you? Like, where's your family from? Are you like Jerry Shishka? Syrian, kind of. No, it's full, it's full, like, Russia. Oh, period. Like, it's like white, Jewish, which is, you know.

That does complicate things because you do, you could be a little 11 time. Yeah. Marley, you're doing a show. Let's plug your show at the top of the show. Oh, yeah. Okay. So top of the episode, I do, I have two shows announcing them tomorrow. So whenever this comes out, it'll be announced.

This will be out Wednesday. Oh, perfect. I'm going to do, well, I actually technically have three shows coming up. I can plug all of them, but two, I like really need to sell tickets to. Okay. I'm doing, it's called Marley Godderer's, woke is back, poetry. Slam. Okay.

Can you please give us a preview? I'm so, I need to know. Well. Or maybe not. Maybe they have to buy the tickets to see. Well, you're going to have to buy the tickets. No, I can give you a preview. Well, I've been saying this poem that's, you know,

yeah, okay, thank you. Do you know Robert Frost? You know Robert Frost? Are you familiar? Yeah. that, you know, one of America's greatest four faggots. Well, have you heard of Roberta Cox? I need you to say, two roads.

Two roads. Two roads. Two roads. Okay. I really love that. Two roads. Okay. Two roads.

Cut. Period. Cox diverged in my poopy butt hole. And sorry I could not fit. And be one traveler long I stood till you bent me over and saw my growth. And then I took your other, your friend named Faire, and grabbing perhaps the bett-o-cock, because it was girthy and wanted wear, and I warned them really about the same. And then the next morning, we equally lay on brown sheets and puddles on the sheets that have troddened black.

Oh, I should have kept the first for another day, and I doubted if I should ever come back. I should be telling the story with a sigh. Ah, somewhere ages and ages hence. Two pox diverged in my poopy butthole and I. I took them both at the same time, and that has made all the difference. Period. That was so powerful. I did not know until recently that you are the Poet Laureate of our generation.

I've been watching a little. Instagram and TikToks and I'm like, wow, this girl has got away with words. I got to pull out the dictionary because I don't understand any of them. They're not in the dictionary. Doc, can you say a poem? Yeah. Yeah, of course, I won a post. Let's do a poem battle.

Let's do it. My Airworn cup is only a little bit filled, but my heart is filled to the brim. I look around me and I see some apartment building. that is obscuring my view. And I think to myself, how perfect. Another day going to bar Fatigay or Bar Figuero. And I'll have to make another deal, another day, another dollar. Yeezy?

Yee Z? Tell far. You zing. And to be clear, Jacques has a disposable air one cup that he seems to be reusing as a normal, like, filling with water. No, ah, ah, uh. Hold on. Let me finish my poetry. How much was that cop?

Yeah. Stop for a minute and I'll explain my water, but let me finish my poetry. You sickos. I'm trying to. I thought you were out of ideas because you just kept saying Yeezy over and over again. Right.

I don't know. You were stimming, so we thought it was over. Just one more minute. Opportunities, opportunities. Friendship, fun. Eating till I can't anymore. I love Los Angeles Okay, done

Okay, love it Very stream of conscience Okay, and then second No, I am not just... Is that about binge eating under capitalism? Yes No, it's about having a good time With your friends

And trying to have it all Okay, right, right, At 4,100 bar? Okay, what's the deal with the cup? Yeah, explain the cup. Real quick thing with the water. I bought a big glass jug of water from Airwant

So stupid. So fucking stupid. Why would you do that? How much was water from marijuana? It was like $14. That's so much. For something that's free, just paying $14. Why would he just get something you can actually like eat or a drink with something in it?

Can I just please? I did that. Can I just please have a moment to explain myself? First of all, I'm just using the cup that I used from lunch when I got the big gallon of water. Second, it is highly, oxygenated water so it makes me feel better. I don't give a fuck if y'all make fun of me or say it's some kind of... No, John, I do the same. I get reverse osmosis re-alcalized water when I'm living at home because the tap water in my hometown is like really poisonous. But the water in LA is like fine. It's not

like, you know... But look, it's the only way I'm going to drink a whole gallon and I'm going to be actually hydrated and I'm... Well, I mean, honestly, I take back my original scorn at this idea because you are someone who hates drinking water, so any way that you will drink it, I fully support you spending $14 on. Look, look. What, a quart of water? So you're like me a, you're a Mio kid?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Energy drinks, mainly. Like Celsius white monster vibes. So I usually only drink sparkling water out of a can slash, like, like, polar, seltzer, orange vanilla. I drink that all the time. That's my face. Shut up.

Puller seltzer. I'm going to need a map to find that. That's what I mean. And normally I don't drink normal water under any circumstances unless I'm at a restaurant or unless I'm with my uncle and his girlfriend because they have one of those water osmosis machines. Unless I'm with my uncle girlfriend. You have an uncle named uncle girlfriend.

My gay uncle girlfriend. Do you have gay family numbers? No, literally no. I had a gay. One. I have none. I had a gay cousin who passed away, unfortunately. Whoa. I'm so sorry.

We can't have anything. We can't have anything. Before I was even out, I didn't even get to key with him. Well, I guess I have a gay cousin in Costa Rica, but he's like, Loki kind of closeted. Last time I saw him, and I will, for the record, here. We are not blood-related. So you'd fuck him.

Well, he is really hot. He was a masseuse at the time and he was always trying to give not me because I was a bit younger, but like all of the just like men in town he was like very big on like I'm a masseuse and he's like really big he's like one of those guys who's like muscular and fat

and he kind of like a ripped baby. You know like that kind of vibe? Yeah. Not a baby. I don't like the description of looking like a ripped baby but well you know what I mean he has like kind of kind of but he has like like he's not hairy there's no there's nothing to his hair

it's it's I'll explain it there's a type of fat you get in the United States where it's like a loose gelatinous like being bag kind of spilling over kind of fat that is actually you don't see in other places in the world most other places people are fat it's kind of like a firm

fat that's well proportion their big belly, big chest. And it kind of has... Yeah, jog, hydrate. Yeah, hydrate. And it kind of has, like, a big, big kind of toddler proportions. It makes them look like a tall that's just, like, scaled up.

Anyways, I do believe he's gay because he was masseuse. And now he's a cop. But he... It's kind of... It's kind of gay. But that is, unfortunately, my only... Gay family of her,

and I wish I had more because I'm the only one, which means I've... And believe me, I'm holding it. down specifically in like gay uncle department um but i do kind of wish it had more but now that i think about it maybe i would hate that because i i love being the only gay person well that i think it's like one or everyone it's like it's either it's like you're the only one or it's completely all your siblings are gay and transgender like whether you like like like because there's some families where it's like you know conservative parents and all their kids are gay right yeah i i've seen that

many a time. I'd like to anonymously docks every queer family member really quickly in succession. How do you anonymously docks? Well, I guess I'll hear it. Okay. Because they won't know it was him that did it. I have this closet and uncle and he's never talked about it. And it's unimportant detail.

I have a first cousin who is a non-binary trans mask who lives in a fancy European style and lives a crazy fun lifetile. So, did she have a reptile? She doesn't even, she. Or they eat? Uh-oh. Oh, my God.

She reptile? She reptile. It's all the pronouns. What city? Oh, so literally you're up. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Then I have a dead uncle and his name was Edward. Oh, you were reincarnated. Wait, wait. Yeah, you'll be telling the story. First of all, my middle name is Edward. E-D-O-U-A-R-D is how it's spelled. Do the math there, Marley.

Yeah, I see your eyes rolling back into different directions. This is triggering my dyslexia. Okay. E-D. I stopped at E-D. Okay. I stopped at waist size when we were talking about pants size. I'm still there.

Two weeks before I was born, my uncle, was in his deathbed and he was the day before he died from AIDS and he looks at my mom and he says, I'm gonna be reincarnated as your next child. And when I was born, when I was born when I was in the hospital, my mom said that I did this thing where as a little baby, I clutched my hand together and raised my finger up and kind of wagged it back and forth like this in this.

And I'm not trying to just like, oh, like a no, no, No, no. No way. Oh, like, yes, Divo. Yeah. Yes. Because my uncle Eddie used to go like this and, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. Oh my God. It's been common.

So I guess what was his vibe when he was alive? Okay. Yeah. Well, not exactly, but he sounded like he lived a charmed and wonderful, beautiful life. He lived as a. He had a great end. It sounds like. Right.

Okay. Right. I'm like to, if you really want to be him, I think you're going to have to get AIDS. I thought. I'm like, that's truly, look, look, you've thought about it. I've had two people attempt to pause me. I've had, I've had several, I've had several run-ins, but I am not. Wait, can you walk us through?

I haven't actually haven't heard this story of your attempted pausing. It's kind of horrific and not it's it would it would bring the mood down okay never mind bring the vibe down but and there's nothing wrong with HIV and I'm not there's no stigma and my uncle he looked at amazing life but but I'm just saying there's no stigma there's no stigma you heard of your first there's no stigma you Mexican fatty there's no stigma so funny No, I'm addicted to there's no stick. No stick mud. Look at my hands.

Look at my hands. I mean, John, what you're trying to say is that you personally don't judge people who have HIV, but you're literally like, you're saying that there's no issue in society with people who have HIV. There's no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I just, I don't know how to say this correctly. We know what you mean. I understand.

Look, look, look, look, look, look. Look, look, end of line, final discussion, statement about this. I have been given a chance that my uncle didn't. And my mom loved her brother so much. And Eddie had an amazing life when he was around. And he was the life of party, very beloved, green thumb. I don't have that. I kill every plant that I touch.

You got a brown thumb, if you know what I'm saying. Shut up. Digging to your butt. Got a wet thumb. I don't know what it's wet from. I don't know what's on it. Start digging in your butt, twin. Oh.

No. I loved that. That was incredible. Start digging in your butt twin. Come back of the century. Right. Start digging in your butt twin. No stigma, bitch. There's something musical about that.

No stigma. That's like the woke poetry. Yeah. Long story short, I love my family and I'm proud to be my uncle's reincarnation if that's really what happened. Does your family regard this as true? Like, is everyone on board with you being the reincarnation or is it kind of just you and your mom. I think it's like maybe me and my mom, maybe it's the lore

but I mean, I believe it. My mom doesn't believe much superstitious. So this is I mean, you kind of, you're kind of eating for two in some way. Look, I'm always eating for two no matter what. That's a good rule of thumb. Actually, though, I've been kind of skinny, you all. I lost six pounds. I got weighed

like maybe two weeks ago and I'm like, how the hell did that happen? It was three pounds last time we did. Wasn't it three last time we talked? Who's weighing you? Who's weighing you? When at your prep appointment? This is a fun story.

No, the doctor. But look, look, Marley. I had to go to urgent care. Yeah, your dog. Shut up. Do not bring up. Okay, yeah. I'm the fucking guess.

Ask me a question. Marley. Oh, sorry. No, stop. No, no. Wait, okay, I did weigh myself the other day. I thought, okay, I've been not eating gluten and dairy for the past month. But I did find out the disgusting bread that I have been eating that I got from the frozen sex.

from the frozen section where all the gluten-free bread is. Yeah. Has had gluten this entire time. Ezekiel? Are you on Ezekiel? The Bible bread? It was, no, it was like raisin. It had like raisins in it, which I like raisins and bread. And I was like, oh, like, you know, toasted, it's all fine.

Yeah. But it was gluten. But anyways, 210 pounds. Isn't that kind of sleigh? It's beautiful. Period. Marley. I don't want to alarm you.

I don't want to scare you, but that's what I wait at most of the time. I know, and that's the last time I went. I got weight at the doctor's office, and the nurse should not be saying this. She said, she said, 210 pounds, you don't look it. I'm like, do not tell me that. It's kind of a compliment, but also not a compliment. It's kind of backhand. Right. Also, I feel like it doesn't matter what you weigh because it's always going to be 20 pounds of the tittyes, 20 pounds in the ass, and that's all that matters.

Hello. I mean, we want that. It's just like that thing where it's like, okay, if I'm dating guys, like, you're, you can't lift me up. I'm like, you're five, six, and 140 pounds. I could lift you up. I could lift you easily. I don't think so. Yes, I could. I could. You need an athletic partner.

But how are you picturing of lifting me up? I would kind of like a baby. Like this. Like one hand under your knees and the other hand kind of just I'm picturing like a sack of potato. Marley, I would pick you up with a cheerleader. Like we're going through the threshold for our honeymoon. Like Marley would be standing on both of your hands.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a water skiing tower. Oh my God. We would be great cheerleaders together. Wait, I haven't cheerleaded since I learned cheerleading in elementary school from this girl, Suzanne Waller, and we dropped her on her head. And so I have a cheerleaded since then.

She was fine. Okay. I don't know. She's by, so maybe a time. Yeah, something happened there. Both of you, Marley and Drug, there's a connection to both of you. I'm just now realizing that I think would be a great point of conversation. Do you have the same way?

I thought you were talking about the wide. Also, it's like this, you saying that and then me, like, I know I shouldn't, I'm a beautiful woman and I'm slim thick, sure. I am such a beautiful woman. I thought, I haven't known you for only a 10 seconds, but I want to fuck you. No, no, no, no, no, no. But it's like, you've always been a beautiful woman. I've, I see you from a bar. Anyways, let Marley, let Marley talk, Marley.

Just just hearing somebody with the same way. as me and that's just I'm taking that in and I'm taking that in okay the connection that I did want to get to is that you both been summer camp counselors. Marley you worked famously

out of queer summer camp and I would love for you to walk just explain how you got that job and what it is please. Well I was actually just with my camp friends moments ago and that's why I had to and we're all fucking crazy but

Camp buzzer? No, it's called I'm like, should I talk about it? Well, you don't have to if you don't want to. I probably won't, but it's like a, it's like a teen camp for, it's branded as a camp kind of for kids who don't fit

into other camps. But it's like de facto queer. Like it used to be hippie and then it was gay. And then I think COVID happened. And then everybody became autistic and transgender. So it's like mostly autistic transgender teenagers. Which is so, beautiful. I love it so much. That's very

cute. I'm glad they're getting out of the damn house. But also like post, I'm going to go, I think, for two or three weeks this summer, but the food is kind of, you know, it's camp food. So I always come back like literally I weigh 180 pounds.

Like when I left camp last year. Or it's like I do eat, but you like can't eat a new mouth. Well, you're running around. Yeah, you're like running around. It's like hot. Is it classic camp activities or do they need like sensory headphones to get on the canoe. No offense. Can both be true?

Like, it's definitely giving sensory headphones down. It's giving magic the gathering down. Love that. I'm doing, like, lip sync for your, like, life classes at, like, 9. That is so cute. You know, they're, like, changing. There's, like, three ravens at any point in time. They're, like, all changing their names.

Oh, my God, last summer I did Anonymous. one, I did a sex ed that another counselor was running and then I did a search, like an anonymous, like trans-surgery course and it was like so sweet. One of the questions... What do you mean anonymous?

Like they wrote it on like a note card and they handed it in and we just like went through it. And then you pick it out of the like sortition hat and you're like, you will get double these. Right. Well, it was like the sex ed questions were like, is porn ever okay? Oh, that's...

I know, and it's so sad and I was like, you're going to be asking yourself this for your whole entire life. None of it. None of it is. Right. It's like, is it okay? I mean, it is kind of a fair question. No, fully. The answer's probably like, no, it's not. It is bad for your brain.

A lot of it is produced by people. It can be fine. It can be fine. Of course, it can be fine. But as a team, in general, I mean, look. As a team, you're just going to make them want to kill themselves if you say anything. Well, it's child. But now they have TikTok and, like, Like, they've Snapchat where it's like, people are sending nudes over the Snapchat.

Well, it's also like these kids like teenage, imagine if you were a gay teen. Imagine if you were a gay teenager, first of all. Then you like went to a camp. Like there was like last summer there was the T-boy, the T-boy cabin. Like they all came out with like hickies the next day. They like all got in trouble for giving each other hickies. And then they, one of the campers overheard. the counselor saying that's disgusting and then we needed a staff meeting for sex shaming the

tea boy cabin the hickie teboy cabin oh my god i mean honestly yeah let them do that that's what camp is for yeah camp is literally like have a handjob i'm sorry my my camp problems were so different from yours we had a mud fight and then some campers accidentally picked up ant piles and threw them at each other and then other campers through mud that had ringworms in them and i had ringworm for like six months longer. And Jack was a counselor here, by the way. Okay, you were a counselor. It was like war.

I'm lucky I got out of that. Cade, Louisiana at a high school that I used to go to. In between a bunch of sugar cane fields in the middle of this, it's all wooden cabins, and we're just kind of in fields, basically. Jock, are there any camp activities

that you think, because, I mean, given your experience, any camp activities you think would be good for autistic queer teenagers. Legos. There's like a Lego hobby section. I'm not trying to be moot or make a joke or anything.

I'm just being... Of course. Top of the dome. Seriously. Oh, that would be tactile. I feel like do you not play Magic the Gathering? Oh, absolutely. There's... I haven't I had to get off this stuff. But like, I think you... But I think you, like, that's

could teach them. I... There's literally, like, hundreds of boxes of magic gathering behind me right now. I'm staying at my friend's house and, like, we're magic and we're gathering the boots down on the house now. I think they would actually, I was thinking about this, like, doing like a radio show, but also, like, a podcasting. Like, they would, like, visiting podcast artists.

Like, fucking listen to that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, wait, can I come as a podcast expert and I can teach him out of podcast? Definitely. I'll just ask them how much they weigh. But you know, like, those, like, teen boys that, like, talk about, like, their favorite pizza toppings. Yes.

Like, that would be so fun. We need the queer version of that. That's so cute. I would, I'm not even joking, Marley. If you do it and I'm around, I would love to come. I'll be there, like, two or three weeks in July, so come through. They, like, don't really allow visitors, but, like, I feel like I'm a little bit special, so. Right.

And you're, like, this. gay podcast. You come for, because Friday is usually when I put on, like the drag show. Like last year it was like a drag show. And then we did like a Coachella kind of thing. And it's very,

they're very creative. It's giving like, you know, their talent show. They eat like two jars of olives. Like that's their talent. I love that. I went to a summer camp once when I was 13.

because my mom made me go because this was kind of my like fat indoor summer. I had one fat indoor summer at like 13 and she was like you need to get the fuck out of the house. Get the fuck out that house. So she sent me to this camp called Living History Farms and it's one of those kind of like historic reenactment like kind of museum kind of outdoor space.

I love that. There's tours. You can like churn butter and like milk cows. And I had to do that and they made me wear like a little like, you know, like prairie boy costume. Sarah, plain and tall type beat. Right. And I really, really hated it because it was also like Loki kind of a covert labor camp because they just made us like shovel stuff.

Well, yeah, it's giving like shaker village. Like it's giving like you're there for a job. Yeah. You're a mover and a shaker. And they thought you were a Quaker and a shaker, if you will. But I do think that's the good thing. I do think that like we should be doing like compulsory. park service for like all 18 year olds like they should be forced to like go into the forest and like do AmeriCorps like chop down trees and like do like wildlife or I think it's called Wolfman, no? Well there's AmeriCorps that's like through the government that they got they should be woofing. I do think like genuinely I think kids should be forced to do that for like six months after high school. No for sure they should get and then they have to go to the IDF.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly. We should force our teens to do things. I have one more addition for the camp activities. I'm sorry, I'm still on this. What about like a typing proficiency thing? Like, you know, like Mavis

Beacon. Imagine you, Marley, being Mavis Beacon, running that class as Mavis Beacon. Were they all they all have a type off? It's like, there's like no computers also. So it's like, has to be like they make their own keyboards.

No, it has to be typewriters. A typewriter? Okay, you're gonna buy what, 15 typewriters? Yeah. But that's expensive. Or they all take turns just using it? Yes. Wait, last summer.

I'm sorry I care about the camper. You should make them do that until they write Shakespeare. How many queer teens does it take to write Shakespeare? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Honestly, like a half of one. Like, they all are like geniuses. No, for sure.

We did, um, there was like a survive. club which was so fun and then I had Marley's Magic TikTok bus where I had they have like really golf carts for you know the campers who need accessibility because that's I mean I I have stand up about this but each summer there's about triple the amount of canes um because they love them they love like yeah a dazzle asexual flag canes and then yeah when I teach lip sing for their life, they chuck the cane to the side, run up on stage, and, you know, I kiss the girl. And they're, like, doing the splits and everything. But then I, so I drove the bus and we would do content.

We would, we would have, like, I would give them my phone and we had, like, cameras. And so I would just be filming content. And then we were the producer for the Survivor show. Oh, my God. That is so cool. Sleep outside in the field. You're like pitting them against each other and shit. Literally.

Did someone win? Was it like people were voted off the island? There wasn't voting, but it was like a team won. And we like hit an idol and we woke them up at like 5 a.m. After sleeping outside. It was so fun. You're a huge survivor friend. Are you watching 50?

I am not watching 50. I've been too busy, but people are like, you have to watch 50. You have to watch 50 and I'm going to. But I think that I think if, I mean, have you actually auditioned to go on Surveing before? Twice. I went to an in-person audition. What did you do? Wow.

it was just like a minute and you try to sell yourself. But you have to like people audition like literally. Because they used to make you send in videos and you like, you know, doing something crazy, like jumping into a snowbank and a bikini and like stuff like that. No, they just want real stories. Like I don't think they necessarily even want. They just like really want you. They want like an honest personality.

But I don't know if they're going to go transgender woman yet. It's like, you know, they love evil gay guy. But the evil gay guy trope is not like the. It doesn't, they don't make it far anymore. Yeah. No, I know. It doesn't work anymore. I disagree.

I'm in L.A. right now for the first time. And after being in Louisiana. For the first time, not even true. I know, but like evil twinks, evil gay people run this world. Right, but they're not let on to Survivor. If it's on an island, if it's on an island, let's like, if it's L.A. Wait, I want to hear so like, can I, was there, was there? any more stories from LA?

Like, did you three, like, all jerked off Hassan? Like, what was happening? Well, we did our live show with Chopo. Hassan was there. It was very funny to see Jock meet Hassan, because Jock has had some... Jock was, like, pretending not to know who he was. Yeah. Jock was trying to big dick Hassan. And

I was just like, Hassan, you have no idea the horrible things this man has said about you. And then Jock was like, I'll love you. I love you. I was just joking. You were kind of putting him on the spot. You were kind of putting him on the spot a little bit. Yeah, of course. I need to clarify some things right now

because I'm getting real angry. I barely have a voice and I have to run to the refrigerator to get a tiny Coca-Cola in a few minutes because I need it and I'll die if I don't have it. But let me break down what actually happened because Ben is lying. Marley, do you mind if I go ahead and explain?

Explain. Are you on PCP or something or like what? You had an asai-e bowl this morning? You're on water. you're in airwant. He's hydrated. Yeah. It's the first time ever.

Which is a hard drug for him. No, no, no. I'm just tired. It's hard to drink it. I've been doing everything I can in Los Angeles in the short time I'm giving. Anyway, this is what really happened to this entire situation. I have never met Hassan before. He's friends with all of my friends.

Good, great. I don't, I personally, I have nothing to do with him. I don't really have any. I have nothing. I have no need to do anything. with him. He's nice. It was to me in that moment. He shook my hand. And when I met him backstage for the first time during the show, I said to you, hey, oh my God, I'd have to, it's nice to meet you. I have to say, I am jealous of you for one thing. And he said, what? And I said, well, you got to be

on TMZ before me. And I was like, it's unfair. He was like I was on TMZ. And he was like, I don't know what you're talking about because he got on, there was a TMZ, uh, Instagram posts where he was getting kicked out of the Mandami party, not let in to the victory party. And he was like, oh, you know, don't you know I'm on stream right now? Do you know who I am? And so that just made me laugh and had pause. And I was just trying to be catty. And whatever. And I'm not going to get into. I'm not. I tried. And yes, I tried to pause. And look, I'll say one more thing really quickly. And I'm going to get, I'm going to get a little edgy here for this one for this explanation but one time hasan got on that damn stream of his and he

bespoke negatively of my queen my friend and my beloved ivy woke i will not tolerate it i will not stand for it wait has on ivy that's what made me upset that i'm aware of i wouldn't really trust jocks recollection right yeah i don't know um go get your coke go get your coke no no no no i'm I'm finishing this whole story. No, just at Coca-Cola, not cocaine. Later in the night, Ben posed me next to Hassan and when I was grabbing a drink and said, take a picture, take a picture, take a picture.

And then I said, it was good to meet you. Oh, and Ben was like, no, he hates you. He wants to fucking kill you. He's going to fucking beat the living crap out of you, and he's going to run you through and he hates you. And I'm like, it's not even, like that. I just like, we're separate lives.

And honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, if anything, guess what? Yes. Finally, I am jealous of him. He has a really nice suit. He's tall and he's good looking and he has glasses. I've always wanted to have glasses. Going to Coca-Cola, then stop lying.

Okay, I'll be right. You can have fake glasses. But glasses is crazy. You can just get glasses. I will say that, um, shock. LA did. I have real glasses. You want to see them? They make my eyes. Oh, yeah, I would. Oh. Oh, my God. Wait, I saw before you even put them on, I like saw how. They're like three inches. Oh my God. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

But LA really, it does bring out the worst in Jock, I feel like, because he just casually. Right. Yeah. It brings out the worst in everyone. Like, it really does. Like, it really does. I will say, though, I always resisted going to LA specifically for this reason. And it's kind of like internet brained because I'm like, oh, all the people I know who like, not all the people I know. There are people I know who live here full time just like from Instagram who I'm like, they seem like the most tryhard cloud demon, like cynical, horrible people of all time. But then you get somewhere and you're like, oh, there's also like hundreds of thousands of like all people here. Everyone's so nice and normal and regular. And I, it's beautiful.

I love the weather. it's a really pretty city I'll be a lot about interesting I don't know you go to a gas station or a coffee shop and you get something and the person like smiles at you and you can tell that like

oh they mean it like have a nice day and it's like oh my god they actually want me to yeah that's what I noticed I do know I feel like it's so fake like I'm like nobody actually gives a shit unless you can give them something

like unless like there's something in return that like well people are constantly just sizing you up like what do you for work like who are you like literally like looking up on Instagram while you sit next to them so they can decide whether no I'm not even kidding what hasn't happened to me go on your like successful like game show podcast and they'll get absolutely wet

and then of course they're going to treat you nicely like that's like literally hey I do I do all the booking for that show and I don't let fake bitches on so it's that simple well actually and also Jacques an example of Jacques big big dogging everyone was there was a pool party the day before I left and Jacques like showed up at this pool party and said I'm here for five minutes

and then just told for like 15 minutes walked around telling everyone that he was leaving to go to a better hurt thing. It's like my out time is soon my driver he hired the driver is waiting outside my driver's waiting outside because I'm going to see I'm going to see Ty Dala sign and Frost Children

I have a VIP pass and I'm going to go see them and kept telling everyone that. This was after a full week of Jock basically BPD threatening us to hang out with him because he was like, we never hang out, we never hang out, we have to hang out, we have to hang out. I'm driving to this party, Hesse's already there, and Jock calls me and he's like,

so do you think, how long do I have to stay? And I was like, you literally just basically held Hesse and I hostage for a week. And now that you got invited to a Frost Children live show with an anti-Dala sign, you're making moves to like not show up. Are they opening for 10?

for Ty Dala? It was no, no, no. It was USC and it was Frost Children and then immediately after Ty Dollar Side played and it was for USC, first of all. Because you're dating a college student? No. Did you pick up if you're dating a freshman?

I'm dating a girl in Cleveland. She has nothing to do with this story. Can you just get, can I please have a moment to please explain myself? Explain yourself. What is the party? Can I hear about? about the what the party was?

That was just a fun. It was in like Tarzana, I think. Yeah, that was just our friends celebrating that we had done this show the night before. And it was like the only opportunity for us all to see each other. Because that's a detail that's important when I tell the story.

Okay. So let me get into my defense, my defense program here already, because I feel like I got my mini Coca-Cola and I'm alive and I'm activated. I'm ready. I did BPD tell Benin has said that I

really wanted to spend a lot of time with them and I meant it and I'm sorry that it didn't work out exactly as we planned and I tried to and out a few times. For the record, for the record, you can decide that something else is more important than hanging out with us. That doesn't offend me.

That's completely normal. It's more than if one of us did that to you, it would be, yeah. We're all adults and we all have separate things that we want do and as adults in a friendship you understand that sometimes you're not the priority for everyone that's how I've always acted

you don't anyways I'm also think there's something with like the LA culture where it is like I think it's everywhere but it's like oh if there also is something quote unquote better to do like I'm gonna do that yeah it's like you literally will

be and then it's totally fun and yeah and Jock you you were almost you almost would have not even done the live show because you were like, I got an offer to go front road to a Kaua, West show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. At crypto arena. You were like, that should tell you how much this means to me, that I'm coming here instead of that.

Thank you. Thank you. I remember you got the swastika tattoo after. Yeah, yeah. I know that I owe y'all apologies, and I'm trying to, and I'm trying to change. You don't know us. You apologize too much to us for things. that you shouldn't have anything.

Wait, I feel like this is couples therapy and I'm... Yeah, this is getting crazy. I'm literally what's her name. Sorry, Marley. I'm Orna. Yes, I made these plans. I need to bring up one important fact. At the after party after the show, the night of the show,

Hessa and Ben repeatedly told me over and over and if you say otherwise, you two are, I'm gonna fucking flip out. They all said, we're gonna be too, hungover to go to the party tomorrow. We're not going to the party tomorrow. Sorry. In the morning, we did all. We did all go away. Okay. Okay. And so, and I knew that I was going to have an opportunity to see Ben one more time before I left Los Angeles. And I wanted to say bye to Hessa, because it was really important to me, even though we got to spend me in Hessa. We spent time on this vacation together. And I was so grateful to see both of y'all. And I was so grateful to see both of y'all. And I,

I wanted to fulfill the promise of saying that I would go to the party and say bye to Hessa. So yes, I drove there, went there, and I stayed exactly for 32 minutes, and I talked to Hessa, and I said by to her, and I was being very sincere and genuine and having a moment. Everything was fine. There wasn't a problem. I know, I know, I know, but just let me just, I'll clear everything up and then I'll be done, done for this. Then, then I had a little moment with Ben and it was delicious. and then I left the thing.

And the reason I left that party was because I had a last minute invite to go hang out with my friends, Frost children, and I don't get to see them often. By the way, I'm friends with things. No, no, don't even just, I'm just saying, seriously. It's fine. It's not really, I'm saying.

No one's mad at you. I don't know them, and I don't know who they are and nobody's mad at you. No, no, no, no. And this is the last thing. As long as you pay me for. my time. Yes.

Yes. Yes. I promise. This is the last thing. No. I was never going to just. I was never, I was never, I was never going to just. No.

I was never just going to skip the show. Well, we know that, Chuck. I'm just saying it was funny that you. Chuck, you're literally fine. You're literally fine. I love y'all. I'm sorry. I love y'all.

I love you too. I'm sorry. I'm out of breath. You were excited. I think. Take some deep breaths. It's also like, it's, I relate to that so much in terms of like every time I have to like go do a comedy show. I'm like I'd much rather be at a Kanye West concert.

Like I feel that. Like literally every single time. Context Marley, I'm one of Marley. I'm one of Marr. I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, I'm one of, you just confused Marley in Conne West. And we'll, we'll quiet you down. now. And we'll turn the volume down. By the way,

my name is one of biggest fans. Well, no, no. And I just, it was an opportunity that I had unforeseen that was randomly presented to me. And it was like a dream. It was like a miracle, but I had to choose the right thing.

And it was, and the right thing was being with my friends and doing the thing that I committed to. And it was the best thing. And I had the best time. But I wanted to go to that damn concert. Yes, I'm sorry. It looked fun.

And, but you know what? Right. And this is like, this is like, honestly, what Hassan is fighting against is like young, like men and like, and like male culture being like, like, you can either choose to do the good thing and hang out with your friends or you can be a Nazi. Like, or you can like support a Nazi. You know, it's like that are the two options. It's like, well, here's like not even like for real. That is really the choice a lot of young men. No, fully. Yeah. Absolutely. And so it is. I'm like, you know, at least. It would have been a free ticket. Period. I don't mean to, I don't mean to, I'm just trying to explain themselves.

Okay. Okay, I'm done. I'm sorry that I just like acted like an insane person and had to stop y'all like that. And if you're listening, I'm, we're all fine and everything is okay. I just, Mara. I think you should take some deep breath, shop. Yeah. I think I should just need more Coca-Cola.

I'm sorry for riling you up, Chuck. We're sorry. Yeah, why don't you chuck some coke? Wait, there was some tweet that was like, oh, I forget who it was, but it was like, blank, this type of person is the type of person that comes over to your house and riles up your dog. Yeah, me. But that's like, yeah, right, with shock. Pretty much. Yeah.

Yeah. But no, I'm very excited. I still have basically a full month in LA and that's so longer. Yeah, what are, you know, I live there for four years. You did? Oh, yeah, I did. I live there for, so I'm, why I'm so interested as, you know, obviously, I do have a lot of people there that I love and I know it's so well, but I also am allergic to the culture that it produces. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I would love to move back there for a job if somebody wanted to, you know, put in a room or something. You're originally from New York, right? I'm from Western Massachusetts. rural little town. Amherst? More West. That's fake west. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Fuck those North Hamptons. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I... Where in L.A. did you live? I lived like on the east side.

So like Atwater, Silver Lake. Eagle Rock. Never Eagle Rock. Okay. So not, I guess, so east. Silver Lake's my favorite. I'm literally right next to the hall. Hollywood sign is crazy. I see it when I walk out of them.

Are you in Beachwood? I'm in Beachwood. Okay, I lived in Beachwood for like a month. It's, I mean, it's really beautiful up there. It's like crazy. It is so mountainous and hilly. It reminds me like driving like Puerto Rico or something. It's like, it's nuts. It's crazy. But I did unlock a new. People are whipping. People are whipping girl. And I was in like a big car. Now that I have that fucking fiat bitch, I am, I'm a speed demon in those hills now. But I did unlock a new hangover cure. Are you drunk driving? No. No, I'm, like, scared to do that.

Okay, okay. Other places, I'll, you know, I'll let the listener infer what I'm beating here. But I did unlock a hangover cure. I went on, like, a hike immediately after being, like, drunk then before, woke up, walked out the door, went on a hike for like three hours, super hot. I got lost and a little scared. And then I'm, like, walking around, like, how do I get home? And then I was like, wait, I'm not hung on anymore. Because I think of the adrenaline and like the heat and the physical activity.

And the fear. It is. You got to sweat out. You got to sweat out the hangover. I mean, there's that. It's like waking up green juice, assayi going for a hike. Like that is why, you know, the anti-vaxxers are there, like causing up a storm. Because it does feel good.

every single day, but then it gets literally cloudy in your mind. And I do think it's where art goes to die. Like, it's where the business is, but also like not even really anymore. Hollywood is where

dreams come true and there's miracles about... You heard it here first, folks. Hollywood is where dreams, motherfucking no, they don't. Who's the ugliest person you would have who you would have sex with for a little bit of success.

It's, I mean, I've already had, I've had sex with the ugliest people for nothing. So, I mean, I don't, I mean, I don't, I mean, wait, wait, ask the question one more time. I think I can answer it. So I'm trying to think of people. You can't fuck your way to the top anymore. I would have, I would have sex with the carpool karaoke guy, real nasty. James Corridan. And he's, and he is like, that's, that's file.

So would you have sex with James Corny? Is he hopping on it? Would you have sex? sex with James Corden to do a, to do one minute of carpal karaoke. One minute of carpal karaoke, your choice of song, but James Corden is going to, Jock's choice of song, yeah, Jock's choice of song. But James Corden is going to, um, hit that raw from the back. But does that mean, um, does that mean that has to, he has to fuck me while I'm doing the

karaoke or do I? No, it's before. It's before and it's like an ordeal. It's like hours long. And is it on like YouTube? No, that's not It's direct to YouTube It doesn't even make it anymore

There's a trailer that he has That he, okay Yeah, yeah yeah Jacques, Chuck And James Corden, his car that you're doing the karaoke in he has like a tiny little caravan like trailer thing On the back with like a bed in it

And a disco ball So you have sex with a in the car So then you have to do a one minute YouTube short carpool karaoke immediately after having sex with them. Would you do a yes or no? Why do y'all keep painting a longer and longer nightmare? He also has like a nine-inch fat cop.

Yeah, he's hung. He's got that, uncircumcised. No, no, y'all, this is, no. So you wouldn't do it. No, this is the truth. You wanted the truth. Yeah, you said Hollywood is where dreams come true.

I thought you want to make it. I thought you want to make it. Do you care about this industry? Do you even care? But like, you can't handle the truth? Yes, of course I want to make it in like, I'll do anything. So take James Corden's nine-inch uncut dick in the back of the carpool karaoke.

No, but like, but yours, I don't get it. Like, are you saying that I, the only reward from this is one minute on the show? One minute on YouTube short, carpal karaoke, yes. That's not, that just doesn't, no, that just doesn't seem worth it. I want a better reward. Okay, okay, 30 seconds on. Not enough. That's fine.

It's like a, it's like a, at the end, they just put put a little snippet of me. you sing a in that well 30 seconds on the night show wait 30 seconds on what night show James Corden is that a show whatever the phone is like late wait but that was canceled let's say it was on the air they actually bring back Ellen and they and they air it for a minute on Ellen but it's you and James Corden give me a real reward because if I'm taking this giant ugly gross disgusting it's fame and likes okay so if if the reward if you just explain to me that that that the if the reward is going to be a at least years long sustained career no no what the fuck is the that's not how this

industry works bitch you're in l a what do you mean a year long sustained career you have to you know keep that going and turn that into you plant to seed and then you that's your water right you know 15 minutes of fame and you have to turn that into a lifetime of thing no i'm just trying to do the math i really didn't trying to solve this math problem you're giving me well it's so strange because I would I would do that in a heartbeat You would Oh my God

I take It could be a million inches long He could be Have herpes like gonorrhea I'd fuck the shit of him for one minute Like and that's like what you gotta do If you want to make it Like nobody's nobody's fucking me to get to the

Like nobody wants to fuck to But I respect your husband Yeah okay okay Right I mean I understand it now The way that you finally put it And my answer

has changed to yes the way that I finally put it that said I would do it like what now that you said your answer I'm actually changing my answer one stipulation though is that there can't be a

a fissure in a situation in yourself yes you can't I don't know if you can promise that well then no I mean that's how I do it yeah You can't promise you that.

No, no, no, no. I wouldn't choose all the faith. It's a risk, it's a risk, but it's not guaranteed. That's not guaranteed. For an anal fissor. Literally. Kanye, would you have sex with Kanye if you knew there would be a fissure, there would be a tear? Yes.

But he brings you on stage and you can go with them. I literally imagine headlines. Marley Godderer, tranny comedian gives yay AIDS. Right. Right. No, you, you are a, you are a list. You are a list. Like, oh my God.

Julia Foxx, like she like imagine Julia Fox who? No, there's nothing wrong with there's nothing wrong with anal fissures, but I just, I cannot No stigma. No stigma. No stigma. I just stick my fuck that one. So bad. Anyways, we have to wrap.

We have to wrap. Marley, can we get a final plug on all your upcoming dates? I'll put them in the description as well. April 23rd Union Hall 10 p.m. the show is called laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha. then there is Woke's back

Love Poetry Slam forgot what it was called Yes And then that is May 6th And then coming back I think I'm just going to do

Wokke's Back back Poetry Slam June 2nd And then Whoever's on Fire Island That weekend I want to have my birthday party there Oh period

When your birthday And you're all invited June 6 June 6 I may be in the I don't know. We'll figure it out. I've never been to a fire island.

And Marley, if you want to come back on closer to those days to promote it, just let me know you're always walking. Literally, I would love to. That's actually, all right, we'll talk. Yeah, I'll probably go to the Union Hall show also. It's so fun. Yeah. The Union Hall one is like very fun. I host it with two of my friends and it's always just like, honestly, the best vibe.

Because you know comedy shows it could be completely the worst vibes. and it's always like love is love. Do you always put on a good show? Yeah. And Union Hall is very funny because like there's whenever there's a

tranny doing a show it's always the normals are upstairs. No, it's like literally heaven. I love that. And they're like playing botchy. It's like the straightest people playing botchy. And if you're quiet enough,

you can literally hear the balls rolling about it. That is so much. If y'all don't go to Marley's show, I'm going to get real mad. Yeah, come to the threats. Y'all better, y'all better go to the show. I need to sell, it's three, like, 350 tickets in one month. So we got to do it. I'm going to get flyers, and I'm going to start hanging them on the walls of every city I go to.

And in every bathroom. Oh, I'll say it everywhere in L.A. I'm going to put them all over. Please. It was so good to see you. Thank you. Of course. Thanks.

I'm so glad. I'm glad everybody knows my weight now. Bye, Bifah. Bye.