Seeking Derangements - SD 504 - Karamination

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I unbox a gift Jacques father gave him. It's from his grandfather and mostly full of poison which Jacques then low key ingests. We also talk about attempted pozz'ings upon Jacques. Then we clear the air about spoiling Euphoria and discuss Karamo Brown's recent crashout– the sexual harassment allegations, the missing saliva glands, his crying mom etc.

Hello everyone, welcome to seeking derangements. This is a Patreon episode. So to our patrons, we love you. If you aren't a patron, become a freaking patron to hear this full episode on patreon.com slash seeking derangements. Jock and Hessa are here with me. As always, hello Divas. Hello.

Hessa, how are you? I haven't heard from you in 10 seconds. I'm good. I'm good. How are you, Jock? How are you? I'm okay. I'm pretty honestly.

for the situations I'm experiencing right now you've seemed kind of tense I've been a little bit tense in general because you know I've got a lot of new things happening right now

my manager's about to move out of town my roommate okay I thought that may have been one of it is I'm sad they're leaving Louisiana as well I'm devastated that my best friends are leaving Louisiana I'll still see him in Denver but It's just not the... Well, Kyla told me that you've told her

that if she ever bought a house, she was like, Jock always told me that he would just move with me. You would just follow them. I did say that and I thought I could... And I will do it. And I considered it, but I don't, you know, I'm not going to invade their personal...

I don't think you should live in Denver. I would move back to Denver. I'm concerned... Why? I just, there's some consideration reason. I like where I am right now, first of all. I really like the place that I'm renting. I really like the pool.

I like that it's really dark inside. I like that I've kind of meandered my way into complete control of the house. I'm splitting my old roommate. Meander, but yeah. I, my old roommate, Ethan, is moving out, and the landlord's girlfriend is going to split his room with me as a music teaching studio part time. And I'm just not going to use it, really.

Wait, why are you splitting it with him? With her because that... This is his second room that he uses as a closet. John Crows two rooms at the house. But not because I needed a second closet, but because I don't want someone else living with me. Okay. Well, that makes sense.

Also, I had been charged $250 extra by the hotel I stayed at last, and I was like, what the fuck? So then I start calling them yesterday to try to figure out why I was charged. Oh, no. You didn't flush the toilet. Oh, that's how much it costs. Oh, I'm sorry.

You can't call anyone in Grass Valley because the power lines and the power are out. So I'm like, well, the fuck. So I call back today. And I'm like, why did I have an extra $250 charge? And so they tell me, oh, it's because of all the animal urine you left all over the carpet. No way. I swear to God. They said, they accused me of, they said, we had to use $200 worth of carpet shampoo.

pooing because of the animal urine all over your carpet. I feel like I you're like how dare you call me an animal? I'm a human. I didn't have an animal. I didn't piss all over the place. I didn't. What was it? I don't know.

I don't want to know. I was sitting and standing in and for days in a room of piss. It was not funny. I was sitting and standing for days in a room of piss. That's like a Scott Walker. lyric or something. Look, I even like piss, but not like that. I like piss in the bedroom that I

am. Well, it was a hotel bedroom. Well, I like a piss in the bedroom that is controlled. That's not everywhere. I'm not doing it in the bed. If I have no control over this animal urine. If I'm getting pissed on or if I'm pissing on someone, I'm doing it in a bathtub. Like a So what do you think it was?

I think. What's your theory? Well, I did at one point. I went to down. I mean, it's either there's something in the carpet or they're just lying to you. Do you see anything in the carpet? I didn't see shit. I didn't smell shit in that room. It seemed nice.

Did you see pee? No. Did you pee while you were there at any point? I did piss in the bathroom, in the toilet, in the hole in the toilet, not outside of it. In the hole in the toilet? Okay. That's where we're supposed to go. So what's your theory on what this was?

Um, well, there was a point where I went to the, uh, to the public restroom next to my bathroom because I that that is like in the same building so I could steal their toilet paper was that in your writer for this wedding you're like I will I will be in the room directly next to the public I need a public one to dump in and a private one to pee in you know what they had in that refrigerator waiting for me bings there's a refrigerator in the public bathroom? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I went to steal from the public bathroom, a roll of toilet paper in that short two minutes that I was out of my room, my door was creaked open. So maybe a squirrel broke in and pissed all over my carpet in that one moment. Why didn't you pee in the private

bathroom? Oh, you were getting toilet paper, okay. I was just getting toilet paper. You used all four rolls that the hotel was in. Well, I actually did use all three rolls that they left me with, and then I, asked for more and then I used it all.