Seeking Derangements - SD 98 - Seeking Derangements Radio Vol. II

Episode Date: November 28, 2021

With Patrick, Jacques, Hesse and Sweet P Tracklist: [00:01:40] Janko Novoselic - Rogla Beat (Live at Boogie, Zagreb) (2021) [00:12:06] Partenaire Particulier - Partenaire Particulier (1985) [00:20:10] Crane - Crystal Thunder In The Wonder Safari (2000) [00:27:40] The Style Council - Wanted (1987) [00:33:27] King Carl - Blues for Men (1965?) [00:38:36] PinkPantheress - I Must Apologise (2021) [00:43:02] Twitcher - Stopstarty (1994) [00:46:33] La Unión - Lobo-hombre en París (1984) [00:50:38] SBB (Silesian Blues Band) - I Wonder Why (1978) [00:59:21] Orbital - Belfast/Wasted (1992) [01:09:08] New Order - Crystal (2001) [01:18:24] System Olympia feat. P Nut - Falling in Love (2019) [01:22:40] Angela Starr - Disco Dancing (1984) [01:31:46] End Music from Street Trash (1987)

Okay. Wait, hold on. Let me... Yeah, I'm going to hit record too. And make sure that your input is at your correct microphone, everyone. I did the right one this time. Yeah. Wait, let me check mine.

Ben's not on here, so you're preaching to the choir here. Yeah. Ben! Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who?

Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who? Ben who?

Welcome to a new... Sorry. And welcome to a Ben-free episode of Special Seeking Derangements Music Time. Suck-a-Free Seeking Derangements. Suck-a-Free. Suck-a-Free. World star preview. So, we're basically going to be playing a lot of songs today.

Songs that make us laugh. Songs that make us cry. And songs that we're really angry to. But mostly songs that make us laugh and songs that we're really angry to. But mostly songs that make us laugh and cry. I'm going to pass the first song to Max because he always has kind of like an intro song planned out.

Do you want me to tell you if this is a song that I laugh or cry to? I guess you tell us after. We can guess afterwards. That's the way to do it Also Just a good rule of thumb Whatever you play it has to be a good song Or I'm going to beat you up Fair enough

Well this is something fairly new This is called Rogla Beat You look really different today Hessa Did you get some kind of new surgery? Yeah. I got a whole series. It's just something different about the face. Of surgical procedures.

To look like an anime character. That's so cool that they can make your skin look so matte. Yeah. No, that's what I said. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah! I'm going to skip it after the first movement because it's pretty long, but this is a live recording of a jazz band from Croatia fairly recently. A taper friend of mine told me about this and

Taper yeah, yeah like a guy who goes out and like tapes live animal Yeah, yeah All right, I was thinking tape here is it just taper. Yeah, I think it's it's pronounced taper I don't know and they're not from my little woods I think it's pronounced T-per. I don't know. They're not from my neck of the woods. The little animal with the snout?

They're little perverts as far as I know. They have little snouts. Who knows what they're shoving that thing into. Can you imagine getting eaten out by that thing? Oh, I wish. Of course I can. Hundreds of times. Must be like a pig.

Please. Like a pig rooting for mushrooms. That's like the next sex it's male female and then there's gonna be this a taper nose type thing where it's like long but there's a hole at the end that's big so it's like you can do whatever

yeah see I thought that you had heard tapeworm instead of taper no but tapeworm is of taper. No. But tapeworm is a little too far. You can't. No. But I do have one of those.

I do be having one of those. Tapeworms? Yeah. Yeah, he's my friend. I'm trying to get a tapeworm. Anyone else wearing the same pants five days in a row? Guilty as charged. I just started doing that because I'm so sick of doing laundry.

That's smart. I just did it because I have seasonal depression. Well, yeah, that too. That's why I'm sick of doing laundry. But I got real drunk last night with my dad. And then I came home and I bought tzatziki. And then I dropped a glob of tzatziki on my black pants right on the crotch. So now I'm going to have to scrub that out so I can continue to wear the pants.

Just use a wet paper towel. Moist paper towel. Yeah, wet paper towel. Scrub to wear the pants. No. Just use a wet paper towel. Moist paper towel. Yeah, wet paper towel. Scrubbing out the stain. Jacques, why is your webcam not moving at all? Mine? Jacques. You're moving it like two frames a second.

It's because Jacques records on a toaster oven, and it's trying to show the background to you. I think he's completely frozen, too. I don't think he can hear us. I don't think we can hear him. He's staring blankly at the screen. Is there something wrong with Jacques' mic? I think he genuinely can't.

Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Jock? Hang on. I think it's just... Oh, my God. So fast. What happened? I'm so furious.

I mean, it's like a lot of jazz. What happens is I got stuck under a jazz avalanche. That was so much fucking percussion. That was so much fucking instrumentation. I can't compute it. My brain can't compute it. I need Pancake, our little music robot, to play something a little bit my, a little bit more my.

Your taste. My kind of swing. Yeah, because this is a little, I don't know about that one. I feel like, I feel like we're all saying it under our breaths. We want to hear 80s french punk synth music was i wrong did i miss cereal is that down for yeah for such a thing okay yeah yeah let's follow let's thematic they could follow that up too if that's the direction yeah let's let's boogie. This song is partenier, particulaire. I will not pronounce anything correctly today

because there's no remaining brain cells. This is a pretty mixed emotion song. I could be laughing while I'm crying. Not of the truth, but simply of an adventure That comes out of the banality I've had enough of this caravan That goes into all its rules That tells me to stay in the north But I end up so bored In all these rules Who tell me to stay in the norm

But end up so bored So I'm looking for a boyfriend For this girl who is missing me so much So I'm looking for a boyfriend For this girl who is missing me so much Who is missing me so much Special partner Search for special partner They want so much time Special partners Search for special partners

Unlock, don't be too shy And a good dose of SavantPay SavantPay You will understand that the dead are the dead By poison they are poisoned They are around me six times It is not among them that I'll find I must find new horizons But I end up sometimes turning around So I'm looking for and I'll find

This girl who's listening to me So I'm looking for and I'll find This girl who's listening to me Cette fille qui me tente autant Alors je cherche le jour de rêve Cette fille qui me tente autant Qui me tente autant Partenaire particulier Cherche partenaire particulier Débloqué, pas trop timide Et une bonne dose de savoir-faire Savoir-faire I'm not too shy, but a man of wisdom, wisdom

So I'm looking and I'll find This girl who's missing me so much Alors je cherche et je trouverai Cette fille qui me tente tant, qui me tente tant Partenaires particuliers, cher partenaire particulier Débloquez pas trop timide et une bonne route s'avoir fait S'avoir fait Thank you. The French are emotional people. It's true. You want to talk a little bit about this track? Were you your first heard it or something? How does this

in particular make you feel, Jacques? So, I heard this a long time ago at this Italo Disco Rollerscape Party in Denver, which was the coolest roller skate party i've ever been to in my life and also just the coolest roller skate party i'd been to period um it

started at 11 p.m and ended at 5 a.m and the music was only 80s synth pop from different European countries, Italo Disco, and maybe a little bit of classic Chicago house. It was so sick. And the DJ really wanted to impress everyone, and she was bad at skating. And it was around four in the morning, and she slammed straight into a wall and broke both her shoulders. Thank God.

And that's why there's only one good roller skating DJ in Denver. And that's me. I was about to ask, oh, what's her name? Her name is Jacques. Yeah, I saw Jacques do a DJ set at Star Bar. They were jumping off the stage with their skates and shit. Oh, just spinning around.

Kept running to the bar and then doing eight spins and then doing a shot and then spinning back on stage. It was sick. It was probably one of the sickest things I've ever seen. and then spinning back on stage. It was sick. It was probably one of the sickest things I've ever seen. I feel like I need to advertise that I'm a roller skating DJ instead of just... That should be my gimmick.

To be a good roller skating DJ, you have to be good at both roller skating and DJing. It's like the decathlon. It's very true. And you have to be fast because you have to go and do a few quick tricks in between transitioning to the next song absolutely and if you fall you better just leave i'm feeling that fall it's game over if you break both

shoulders that's you should retire i have a feeling that that you are going to have uh uh skating slash d-daying disaster that may end several dozen people's lives um oh like sometimes you're gonna get a shock on the bqe i nearly killed this uh this child once at the roller rink. There was like a three-year-old or four-year-old that these really bad parents pushed onto the roller skating floor on a really busy night. And I was going super fast. And I kicked this little girl. And she probably went like 10 feet into the air.

But she was wearing one of those little puffer jackets so she just kind of like it was okay the impact didn't hurt her that much and then obviously i kept skating obviously all right so you said you had something that that gelled with this um yeah i have something i have something that makes me smile um and i'm gonna play it let me do p exclamation point you look this filter that hessa is using right now kind of looks like if she was um i can't think of the actress but she's like a villain from the 90s she's got dark black hair

Elizabeth something not Shu I was gonna ask I was literally gonna ask if you're thinking of Elizabeth Shu it's Elizabeth Sock I feel like you would know

Elizabeth Taylor it's like's sock I feel like you would know Elizabeth Taylor you said 90s but it's like a 50s oh my god this is a fun one so much fun this one makes me smile I don't know how else to say it. There is a long way Look up and see the morning star

Great view of far that I can see And yet I'm left alone Leaning home Bending alone The day is surely nigh And calm as morning low Behind the home The day is surely right, and calm is no name all behind the heart. There is no doubt in me, that the day is right for our day. Holy day, standing on the highest, we drive our way.

Don't stop the heat, to reach our greatest spark. Oh, how I wonder around. To reach a page as far As Hollow Wonderland Holiday stand and Monday High Is pretty dry though anyway Don't start a haze To reach a page as far As Hollow Wonderland I just fall in Through the through the time

The way, think I wait I never know how long past five Where is it on the way? Look up and see the morning star Hope you won't fall off, I can see I just don't know if I'm wrong Baby, I'm late The ball rolls Ring-a-ring Baby, you're late

The green is shining bright You've got a smiling ball behind the hole The light is my eye, can't you see? If it's time to stop, go, I'll be there Falling stars end of my way High school driver anyway Don't start a game Don't shut pages, bye Oh, how I wonder

Holiday's the end of my way High school driver anyway Don't start a game Don't shut pages, bye Oh, how I wonder Wait, this is Japanese, right? Yeah. I remember very vaguely hearing about this record a long time ago. Maybe from you.

Yeah, I told you. Yeah. This is the only good it's really tragic when that happens you see that a lot in like samplers like record label samplers sometimes it's like vertigo and like all these old record labels in the 70s used to put out like ah fuck the the record pressing plant union wants to suppress x amount of records and we only have x amount of albums to sell and uh like these are all going to be you know shitty and we don't want to pay those artists any royalties so you just like get all

the demos that they used to get um get sent to their headquarters and be like, hey, we can put your shit out in a compilation real quick, make you $700, and then we get the union offer back for that. That's basically how you get lost leaders. And for tax reasons as well, I'm sure. But yeah, you see a lot of these where you have one song from an artist where that's the only one with that they ever did and it's a fucking banger yeah and it's so tragic i think this might be like a pseudonym for this the like power punk or like power pop japanese like duo that or that album of and um all of their other stuff i don't really like but this one is

like so good this is incredible right i would listen to this every day it's so like i would let this be the intro and closing theme to my anime where it's um which one oh god i shouldn't have said that to my anime. Which one? Oh, God. I shouldn't have said that. It's the trailer to an in-theaters only film called The Trump Prophecy.

Like straight to straight to special event at the theater, you know, like that type of psycho movie but it'd be really funny to have one of these as a needle drop uh like one of these types of songs as a needle drop on there one of those types of movies yeah like trump roller skating or something yeah yeah or or it's like trump's gay gay son roller skating beautiful that song reminded me of early pizzicato five miss mixed with like disco

magnetic fields yes yes magnetic fields i adore the magnetic fields i'll listen to anything steven Merritt does. Oh my god. If you are out there and have not heard a Magnetic Field song, you're a loser. You're doing nothing about love. I've listened to several Magnetic Field songs and honestly, I feel like I'm

fine without that. You know what would be so cool, Max? Max, you know what would be so cool Max Max you know what would be so cool if they took all the remaining members of Grateful Dead and shot them in front of magnetic fields and then let magnetic fields play

after honestly a fitting end the only people who were important already died so otherwise they'd still be called the Grateful Dead now they're just like dead in company we should dig them up and shoot them in front of

their bones I don't want to veer off to you know to too much but I'll get away from the death threat territory and into the crying and laughing territory of what this show is supposed to be about. I want you guys to all think about something, though, to answer at the very end of this recording.

You are in charge of a concert and you can afford anyone but you can only afford three bands what three bands are you gonna bring okay i'll think about that i'll think about that after i play this next song okay hit us all right drop this is drop that damn track this is a song i'm obsessed with the bass line of this song. Slap bass goes insane. I'm really surprised that Patrick played style cancel. Yeah, same. This is really weird. This is kind of out of character. Are you okay? Did someone check his temperature?

Though I try and try I can't hide anymore That in my feelings speak for me But when I try to speak My tongue gets weak I stay the lonely man I am What should it be That my heart's on the lock

And I can't find the key Tell me Why should it seem That I'm diving inside without me getting trapped But I only want to be one day But I only want it to be one day There's a girl in my dreams Working nights on my scenes So she has me in little bits There's a time and a place

But it moves at a pace And I can't seem to keep in time There's a world far away But no words can I say So lonely man, I stay Why should it be? I confess that it's hard turning home since your dreams But why did I sleep?

You can cool yourself nice, I in soup and you're fine. I only want to be wanted. I, I, I, I only want to be wanted. I, I, I only want to be wanted I only want to be wanted I only want to be wanted Why should it be That my heart's under lock And I can't find the key Tell me

Do you cry to this? I at least made the effort Sometimes To not choose a grateful Ben track for the opener. I was expecting better of you, Pat. It's such a good song. I don't care.

I like it so far. It sounds like Santa Claus singing a love song. I wanted it to match. This wasn't the first song I picked in my list but I wanted to match the vibe of the other songs that you guys were playing yeah see this is

how we do it this is a DJ type beat yeah no again I like this song but it just sounds like if Santa Claus became a R&B singer. It does sound like the same production style as a gimmick song, you know? Kind of that same slick mid-late 80s vibe.

Yeah. This song sounds like... If anyone knows this... A lot of compressed hi-hat in this motherfucker. This song sounds like just doing a bunch of cocaine. Honestly, doing a bunch of cocaine just sounds like the DSL startup machine to me. Sounds like an MRI.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's like... This guy sounds like he wanted to be Van Morrison so bad, but fell so far. It's Paul Weller. It's Van Morrissey. Don't you dare.

Don't you drag that vegan celibate. Morrissey is so fucking cool. He's an idiot into this. Morrissey rocks. Oh, dude. He's such a faggot. I watched the long interview with him on that one tv show oh god he says what does he say he says like chinese people aren't human or something oh yeah

let me let me correctly quote him he's talking about how chinese people eat a lot of different kinds of meats and then he's like chinese people are a subspecies he's like the he is such he i fucking hate him he literally put out a t-shirt on his tour that said i know what it feels like to be black and then put like a famous black civil rights person on the shirt it's like what the fuck are you thinking how did you think this was gonna go he shows up to this interview he's wearing conservatively like 30 chains around his neck and they are just jingling insanely loud the entire interview because like it's like so fucking funny like you didn't think about that i believe it well i'm gonna switch gears here for a second i'm gonna add something that's a little bit more uh in the cry side of crying

and laughing but i've been grooving to this for a long time uh maybe like a month or two like i could tell max masturbated this morning because he's talking about crying yeah yeah so that's it that's the reason. You should like this. It says DJ on the thing, right? It says it's from Louisiana. Oh, I love King Carl. Recorded. I didn't even see.

In Lafayette, Louisiana. Really? Wow. Wait, what the hell? The address is on the label here. 28, 2623 Johnson Street, Lafayette, Louisiana. The building's probably not there anymore, but... Whoa, listen my friend There are times when big men have to cry

Words will stand and watch the woman he loved Wave her last goodbye I've seen men fall to their knees I've seen men fall to their knees Crying baby, please don't leave Whoa, I've seen men fall to their knee Crying beam Don't go clean But there's a nothing

There's a nothing you can do When a woman Make up to leave But keep your fingers crossed Maybe one day she'll return That's up to her And the Lord above Oh, maybe one day she'll return

That's up to her and the Lord above What a shame, what a shame, what a shame What a shame, what a shame, what a shame To this law, such a law Lord have mercy The last time I listened to this song was with my mom. No. This with my mom. No. This is my mom's jam.

Oh, Lord have mercy. My mom loves obscure soul blues stuff, especially from Louisiana. My mom was really good friends with Carol Fran, if you know who that is. Okay. I recognize the name from credits and stuff, but I'm not a huge... I don't go deep into this.

I got this off a compilation. You're not a Fran man? I'm not a Fran man, no. Not a Fran man? What'd you tell me? You're not a Fran man?? I'm not a friend, man, no. Not a friend, man? What, you're telling me you're not a friend, man? Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fucking kill yourself. Get the fuck out of my bodega, you piece of shit. Get the fuck out of my bodega and you're not taking the bagel. Put the bagel down. Put the fucking bagel down and walk the fuck out of my fucking bodega. We should do a separate recording

where Jacques and I do this for an hour. Please. Yeah, Dog Day Afternoon, but it's at a bodega instead. I love that movie so much such a great concept so ahead of its time yeah yeah a guy trying to pay for bottom surgery robbing a bank to pay for bottom surgery i can relate i don't know if that's gonna work yeah jock is trying to use jock is trying to use console commands to get the the music bot to kill max and sell his organs wait i thought that was a private message i sent to pancake can max i'm so sorry i think I I think you must have misunderstood

I think it was an accident I must have misunderstood Max is the only Kill Max are the only two words that are spelled correctly in that message I think it was just a mistake I must apologize You must have okay I think it was just a mistake.

I must apologize. You must have, okay. Well, apology accepted. I must apologize, and that is also the name of my next song. I must apologize by my new favorite musician, Pink Pantheress. She only has like eight songs out. You did the command wrong again. Your paranoia, it happens all the time And of course I am a big problem of mine But I still do it, now I'm by myself again I try so many that I can't see the end

So I said, if I could I would make amends Today I wrote a list I found the way, it starts the way It ends, I signed my name in my cafe I must apologize Before I end the night It's not a game I want to change these days It doesn't feel the same the way it did

Some years before I lost so much, I lose some more I'm not able to tell you what you need It's a shame cause they say I should be honest more One day, I'm sure I'll figure out the reason I was ten years old I must apologize The reason I was 10 was for I'm still gonna change I've been crying. I've honestly been crying to this song a lot lately, but it's a happy song. I'm gonna make you cry some more

if you don't learn how to fucking type in the goddamn thing. It's really short, too, anyway. It's a water sample, it sounds like. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that crystal water sample from the beginning is hot. Does she have, like, three songs? She has six songs out, and every single one of them is perfect. Yeah, I've heard.

But a lot of them are so dependent on sample. I've seen all the memes about Pink Panthertheress yeah she's very tiktok famous yeah i've seen all the songs that are the memes that are like uh like oh when you go to the bathroom at the pink pantheress show and it over guys and and gal guys and one gal um i can't wait till i'm in New York next time And Max is in New York next time And we're all just We're meeting Hessa for the first time

I've met Hessa Well me for the second time yeah You have not had the privilege shock Y'all met already? Yeah Damn I'm so late to the party I gave Max a big hug party I gave Max a big hug

it has to give me a big hug and it killed me oh my god I already love this song right it's great this one could be good enough to be added to my funeral pole bearer mix it's gonna be a really long walk. A bunch of sexy pole bearers.

Yeah, just imagine the sexiest electro pole bearer procession. You're mixing up the Ghanaian pole bearers with the Tiesto music and the walking gays. I think you just had some wires crossed.

I hate the walking gays. Death to Barry. The walking gays are so evil. It puts you in flight or flight mode. Oh, I think I saw them. The straight guy, the walking gays, and Neil Patrick Harris are the three evilest gay entities I can think of. I think I saw the walking gays at Maria Hernandez. Or at least two walking gay want to be's.

Okay. Because I saw somebody taking a video of two people walking from the light post at Maria. And it freaked me out. How many times did you hit them with your skateboard? Not enough. Damn. I would have grinded on their heads. Tony Hawk style.

This song is called Stop Stardy by Twitcher. For all the people who want to know. You're smiling to this song to clarify to the audience. I'm smiling. This song makes me smile. I just heard it today for the first time. Thank you. Thank you. so so I wish the people at home could see my beautiful filters. They've been asking for video episodes for a while. We might have to actually start doing it.

We'll do it later tomorrow or something or today. Some other time. Yeah, we hear you and you are valid, but that is too much work and I cannot be bothered. I love this one so much. Do I get the next song? Yeah, you do. It's Popcorn

Baby. It's you, baby. This is a song I heard in a Foo's Gone Wild video. All right. I can't wait. I'm going to play something. This is a song I heard in a Foo's Gone Wild video. Foo's Gone Wild. Oh, my God. You don't know Foo's Gone Wild? Foo's Gone Wild is a cultural institution.

Is that a guy? I thought you were a cinematic savant. Foo's Gone Wild is not a guy. Foo's Gone Wild is an account. And more than that, it's a mindset for Latino gentlemen of all types. But especially in... Including me. Yeah, yeah.

Including Patrick. Patricio. Wait, when Patrick and I were waiting to get on the subway a couple days ago, a guy came up to him and started talking to him in Spanish. Patrick, what's going on? Sorry, man. This song is so good.

Oh, yeah. This song rules. Bye. Thank you. The Mago del Siam Se ha alojado en un sucio stand Mientras se está cenando Junto a él se ha sentado Una joven Con la que irá a contemplar La luna llena sobre París Algunos francos cobra de Nils

A un nuevo hombre en París A un... Su nombre es Denis. El hombre lobo está en París Su nombre, Denis La luna llena sobre París Ha transformado en hombre a venir Mientras se está pelando Junto a él se ha sentado

Una joven Con la que va a contemplar La luna llena sobre París This song makes me feel like someone left me on the dance floor and now I have to dance the rest of the night alone. I know that this song is about being a werewolf. Yes, it's called Werewolf in Paris. Yeah. Oh, my God. Werewolf in Paris. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Werewolf in Paris? Mm-hmm. Okay. Lobo hombre en Paris. Is it my turn? Lobo hombre en Paris? It's mine, but I can cede it to you if you want. I had something nice to play, but if you don't want to hear it,

I can let you do it instead. I want to hear it. Look, look. Yeah, you go next. Oh, you want to hear it? You go next, Maxie, if you don't want to hear it i can i can let you do it instead i want to hear it yeah you go next maxi if you ready thank you thank you maxi's music uh this is yeah this is uh i wonder why by sbb uh they were like uh sbb stand for sexy sexy big babe What does SBB stand for? Sexy. Sexy big babe. It's hella romantic. It's crispy. Some very makeout music. I wonder why, I wonder why

I never met you, you cry, I see no reason why You went away within the day I am alone Oh, I am alone I am alone Oh, I am alone I am alone Now I am alone, I am alone, now I am alone, I am alone, now I am alone. For so long I fear you made it with this guy I wonder why

I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why Yeah Yeah I wonder why Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, I wonder why I wonder why, baby I wonder why

I wonder why, I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why

I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why Damn, this is so good. Oh, yeah, this is sick. I know, right? This kind of reminds me of Rush. It has that same kind of arena rock quality, which I fucking love.

Yeah, no, it's got that, like, choix de vivre. Yeah, two years before this, yeah no no it's got that like uh schwa de vive yeah two years before this they were playing like uh improv blues like uh 30 minute long songs uh like really weird shit and then

they did a complete 180 uh in like a year and just went yeah because like they they got hired by the east german uh film board to make music for their movies and like their radio shows and tv shows so they were like hey here's like a state-of-the-art studio 16 track or whatever go wild do whatever you want you have like unlimited tape but like we get to keep the masters at the end um and uh that's basically what happened and these guys like just turned in the clinic of i mean the singer's fucking awesome the uh the keyboard is the same guy he's like a synth master

um and i think at this time like the guitarist had left which is why you can't really hear him but um but yeah just a great group it's too bad it's not uh really active anymore it's too bad yeah because it's only three people well it's only three people one of them died so it's like like it's it's uh a guy who does like vocals uh bass and like keyboards a guitarist and and a drummer. And I think the drummer died. So in a prog rock band where drumming is key, that's going to be hard to... Drumming is so key. Drumming is so key when you're in a prog rock band.

So true. So yeah, he died in the early aughts or something, or fairly recently. I thought you were going to say he died in the Titanic or in the 9-11. He died in 9-11, yeah. It was the one Polish casualty of 9-11 was the drummer for this band.

Isn't that something? All the other Polish people left the towers. Oh my god. How does he keep finding new movies to watch i have no idea that's the most major grom plague doctor what the fuck made up looking movie sorry yeah we have to break this this programming in order to bring you uh new movie news, Hollywood news.

Jason invented a new film called Major Grom Plague Doctor. He pulled one out of the universe that he exists in and brought it to our world. Wait, wait, no, it's Russian. Let's read the synopsis of this movie to y'all. When amassed vigilantes, killing spree throws a city into chaos, a renegade detective and his rookie partner are the only ones who can stop it. Major Grom, Plague Doctor. 2021, two hours and 31 minutes.

Wow. Sounds like something i would barely yeah it's it's a picture that mind of jason is taking of his tv screen it looks like it's a russian movie too which is even oh it's definitely russian that's that's you know eighth page of like netflix uh you know results for action you know, results for action. You know, that's the kind of movie that we're looking at here. Jesus Christ. Okay, well, before I play the next song, I just wanted to check in with y'all. What are we feeling here?

A little something happy or a little sad? Because I'm kind of torn between, you know, two very different tracks. let's keep the dynamic going and uh let's go for a happy song okay this song is um happy and beautiful i think i did it right this time no you did not you did not do it right at all. You did it wrong again. I think that y'all are making... I think y'all are editing the rules. I think y'all are making...

Editing the rules. I feel like I'm being set up to fail. I feel like this is college all over again. This is not fair. You're being framed. I college all over again. This is not fair. You're being framed. I'm being framed again. By Max. Wow, wait, you can space out the words?

You're supposed to space out the words, dumbass. Okay, this is a classic. First of all, I'm going to point out that this beautiful sample right here is none other than Hilda Van Gombaardgarden, however you say her name. is Thank you. You were brought up like a boy But now you think your life's a film With this laugh for your tail Taking to its timeless soundtrack

You point the finger and you carry the flag I don't pay attention Do you like the dusty breeze? Do you recommend yourself to my gentle senses? You were brought up like a boy But now you think your life's a fool With this love for yourself Thinking to itself as a dragon

You point the finger as you carry the flag I don't pay attention Do you like The dust we breathe Do you recommend Yourself to my Gentle senses I feel wasted I feel wasted

I feel wasted I feel wasted I feel wasted You run from me But you can't even Find my attention You've got a new, new education Why not pay attention to life? Just be free to do what you want Thank you. You were brought up like a boy But now you've taken life to do You were brought up like a boy But now you think your life's a deal

With this love for yourself Ticking to its tenor cell track You bite the finger and you carry the bag I don't pay attention Do you like the dust we breathe? I carry the bag, I don't pay attention Do you like the dust we breathe? Do you recommend yourself to my gentle station? I feel wasted

I feel wasted I feel wasted I feel wasted I feel Hilda Van Don Bumgarden. What? Okay. There's this, like, psychic nun in the early 1500s, Hilden von Gar... Some German name. The woman who wrote that beginning intro of Gregorian Chant,

she could put her hand on the stomach of a pregnant cow and be able to tell what color hair and what it would look like and when it would be born to the day to the hour that's that's all that's all cap they used to they used to have hospitals where they like in the 1700s where they would just give you an orgasm if you're a woman. They could deem you medically insane and then send you to a sanatorium where you get diddled by a Swiss guy and get your rocks off, and then they send you back home to your husband. Sounds a lot more effective than what they've been sending me to.

They just keep leaving me in Burger King lobbies across different states. And I keep telling my parents, this is not going to make anything better. Did your parents ever tell you or tease you whether or not you were adopted or your siblings? No. I look too much like my mom and dad for that to ever work. They tried with me. They really did.

I look identical to my father, but they would always tell me that I was found in a dumpster behind Pizza Hut on Pinhook Drive. They would insist that I was adopted. um they would insist that i was adopted well they would insist that i was adopted when i was when i was young to the point where i would be sobbing and they would and they would be like call mom call mom and she'll tell you the truth this time and so i'd call my mom sobbing as a little kid being like mom they told me i'm adopted just tell me the truth this is a brother's band it's just two brothers are they naked fun fact orbital are they naked

they start shut up they started off recording all their their songs underneath their stairs in a closet. And they would rave. Shut up. No. Orbital. Well, they're from England, so maybe. No, yeah. In the early 90s, they would make songs

underneath their stairs. Like at their parents' house. Yeah, on and on and on is a banger yeah housey on on and on is their number one song it's the ending song for mortal combat it's the ending song for mean girls and it's the opening song for hackers oh okay i just blew you away, didn't I? Halcyon and On by Orbital is the opening theme for

hackers and it is the ending theme for Mean Girls and Mortal Kombat. I just had to restate it in case you missed that there. We're done. It's seven minutes long and we don't need that whole cut we're ready for new music yeah absolutely that's fine okay i i can deal

with that in post slightly i love music so girlfriend play that music track that you've been telling us about and i I'm not talking to Patrick. I'm not talking to Patrick. Then forgotten It was summer Now it's autumn I don't know what to say You don't care anyway I'm a man in outrage With that girl I betray Here comes the hurt

It's like honey You can't buy it with money Not a loan anymore You shoved me to the core You shoved me to the ground We're like crystal It's not easy, with your love, you could beat me. Every man, and every woman, needs someone. And every woman needs someone So keep it coming, keep it coming

I don't know what to say You don't care anyway i'm a man in a rage with that girl i've been trained here comes love it's like honey you can't buy it worth money you're not alone you shut me to the floor You shut me to the floor guitar solo I don't know what to say. You don't care anyway. I'm a man in a rage. With that girl I betray. Here comes love.

It's like honey, you can't buy It worth money, you're not our boy You shook me to the floor You shook me to the floor You shook me to the floor You shook me too hard. You shot me too hard. I haven't listened to any of the later New Order. I think the last New Order album I listened to is Technique.

Or what's it called? The one with the vaporwave statue. I'm looking it up right now. The one, it has that song that just has the same bass line as... No. I know it's not New Order. I know it's...

The New Order song that has the same bass line as I think it's just like Order I know it's The New Order song that has the same Baseline as like I think it's just like Heaven or Boys Don't Cry Oh yeah it is Technique All the way is the song I'm thinking of I've only listened

To this album once I stopped listening at Republic Which is a pretty crazy New Order album Music Complete was kind of underrated in terms of new orders discography, but very overrated in terms of how good an album it is.

If that makes sense. This song is really good, though. Peter Hook was my favorite bass player in high school. Yeah, Peter Hook is fucking dope. This is from their 2015 album, right? I think this is like 2000.

Yeah, it sounds older. The last full album that I enjoyed from them was Republic. Actually, no, that's wrong. I only really liked the World Cup Actually, no, that's wrong. I only really liked the World Cup song. Yeah, this is 2001. I was wrong. I like the World Cup song. Really?

Yeah. It hypes me up. It's a good hype-up song. Technique is the last one I'll listen to. I'll probably have to give Republic a chance, but I'm not... Past the 80s, I don't listen to New Order. The last one that I really listen to regularly is Low Life.

Oh, Low Life. Hold on, let me... Oh, I totally agree. Immortal Technique is my favorite member of New Order. That's one... Yes. yes yeah i have this one this was a high school purchase because uh i learned about the loudness wars in high school and then i like tried to rip it because it's like a first like i it's like a first press cd yeahphasis was yeah the norm in mastering

yeah so I was like oh I gotta rip this to flack and put it on my computer no I just got them on vinyl like

there's an old geezer who sold my local record shop like his whole collection it was all like new wave stuff so I got like all this

Smith stuff I got a bunch of newer stuff I i got like all this uh smith stuff i got a bunch of new words stuff records until this year i got it on vinyl oh me i didn't get into vinyl until this year i i got into it when i was in high school and i i think i told this on the podcast before i said this on the podcast before but i was like i i got it several thousand dollars in debt in high school buying records. Yeah, that was embarrassing. I'm going to call Max out. Max is wasting his potential not being a turntable DJ,

not pursuing being a radio DJ. It's the biggest waste of his talent. What do you think I'm doing here? What do you think I'm doing here? I mean, this is good and all, but I expect more from you in the coming years is that harsh no no that's not harsh no i mean nts if you're listening the lot radio if you're listening i can do a killer grateful dead hour huh I submitted one of Max's mixes without his permission to NTS, but they never messaged me back.

And I have a connection in the inside. So it's not that you're not good. And it was that bad that they never messaged you back? No, these pricks get these kind of messages every day. Stop. Can I play? Stop, stop, stop. Can I play like a one-minute song, 30-second song?

Can I play 10 seconds? If you can figure out how to play it, you can play it. Wait, is it my turn now? Yeah. Okay. I got a song. I got a little ditty for you. Oh.

Oh. What the hell? I feel like I'm being taken to the club. Patrick, is this music that you get dirty to? This is horny music. This is neither smiling... His sexuality makes him very anxious. I, uh...

Yeah. It's because it's British. They're speaking in a British accent. It makes me anxious. I would love if I went to the bar with Patrick, and I was like, hey, this is my friend Patrick, and he's really anxious about his sexuality. Um, cool. I feel it's one of these apostrophes knowledge writings around these rooms Smooth, got the drops from Olympia

Caught a little vibe, gathered the bars, I drew to Cynthia Sweet melanin serving them, cause I quit retinfea Hot boys, mouth shut wide, they couldn't dream of us Tempted to touch, I am it, look a woman and you need me so much But if I ain't seen them coins, leave the bank into my purse Then it's safe to say you're asking too much Cause this kitty ain't free, rated too sweet And I can never let a bum

reciprocate the tease 25 looking 19 with a body of a gymnast nothing but bullions in my hygiene I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl

I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl I just take notes, I can never miss the coach I've been training since a young'un, burning pussy like she's roach Step too hard, I fart the drip, I stream out notes Ain't no other cop I can defeat, I crease that coat Ooh, with feeling like my birthday Dropped a couple wrongers, picked a bag, ain't never Thursday Close to hit the docks, I'm selling guava on a Thursday Oh T's wetter, who's better? Ain't no other fit in the packs, rocking that cheddar Boy, they got the beat at the back, go in and get her

Sweet ting, nothing but sauce, what's here, brother? I know, I know it Mysterious I know, I know it Adivious I know, I know it Sensational I know, I know it Ridiculous

Mysterious Ambiguous Sensation Just a little present I can have that you remember me Me, me, me, me, me, me, me Me, me, me, me, me, me, me Thank you. I'm literally going to download this as soon as we're done. Yeah, this is so good. This is so good. Yeah, this is hot.

I forget how I found this. Probably on K. Maybe. Jacques, you said you wanted to play a 30-second song, and you queued up a 10-hour loop of the house song. We only need to hear 30 seconds of it. You only need to hear 30 seconds of it. We only need to hear 30 seconds of it. Is this the last song?

Because I think it might have to be for me. Because I got to go record my show. I got to go record. Oh, true. All right. Swag. I can put something in here to end it, I promise it'll be good and brief

Can you put in the commercial for Garm Wars? Let's fucking go Let's fucking go Let's fucking go Yo This is so fucking tight They used to play this back When I was in fucking studio 54 They used to play this song

At the end of the night They get all the fucking people out of there Everyone roll into the little jars on the wall Break them At the end of the night, they get all the fucking people out of there. Everyone roll into the little jars on the wall, break them. I was off of fucking quaint food, and I was slumped in the back. They had to roll me out like I was a tire. Please go dancing, dancing in the morning, dancing in the evening. I love you. This is no dancing, dancing in the morning, dancing in the evening Everybody do it, just do it, come on, you better do it, just do it now, yeah This dance is yet to dance, you better get up, stand up, so shoot

Everybody move into the funk sound, and you're working by the boogie to the funk sound And you're singing like the girls on the phone But you do it in the lingo All the bad mama drama And you shine it in the manner of the disco You say, oh Oh Say, freak, freak

Freak, freak Say, boogie, boogie, boogie Boogie, boogie, boogie Say, uh, uh Uh, uh Say, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, dance is so nice You better get up and stand up, don't be shy

You're everybody, bring your telephone The sound, the AC, you're magic, just listen for your boss You do it in the middle of the night, my jam I ain't shouting in the morning, all the things that you say Say, uh, uh Say, bring, bring, bring, bring Say, boogie, boogie, boogie Say, uh, uh Say, free, free. Free, free. Say, boogie, boogie, boogie. Boogie, boogie, boogie.

Say, uh, uh. Uh, uh. Say, uh, uh, uh. Uh, uh, uh. Just do it now Just come on now You're gonna walk down to the top Just do on now, you're gonna walk down to the 7 o'clock, just do it now. Drop it down, you're gonna walk down to the 8 o'clock, just drop it down.

This contest is easy enough to validate or stand up and stomp the street Work about the boogie to the full sound and you sing it like you can't hear the phone But you do it in the bingo or the bar the mama jam and you show it in the morning or the disco trip Say oh, oh, say free, free, free, free, say boogie, boogie, boogie I'm sorry in the morning Thank you. the evening Everybody do it, just do it, come on, let's do it, yeah, just do it now, yeah, this is called dancing, it's the money, yeah, just do it now, yeah, this is dancing, this is dancing, yeah, just do it now, yeah, this is dancing, oh, this is dancing, this is dancing, yeah, the money in the evening, this is dancing, ah, this is dancing. Chicago three non-stops every day the most non-stops east in a big way on big luxurious 757s i just got a i got a text from ben just now what did it say what did it say when so hessa and i were hanging out with we were going to meet up with ben but ben was in the basement of a club i guess and i tried to call ben and i left him a voicemail at one in the morning. And it says, this is the transcription that I'm going to kill you. I'm going to, I'm going to run up on you.

I'm going to swing all my shit. I'm going to swing everything I got at you. I'm going to break your neck and I'm going to throw you and I'm gonna throw you and I'm gonna make you into a puddle okay bye I remember you saying I'm gonna make you into a puddle when we were standing outside the club that closed and wouldn't let us in

because it was closed I'm happy that you're brave enough to speak to Ben in the correct tone which is I also have a video on my phone of Patrick with Dracula teeth in brave enough to speak to Ben in the correct tone, which is that. I also have a video on my phone of Patrick with Dracula teeth in. I pointed my camera at him and I said,

Dracula, let's get a freestyle. He tried to freestyle for 30 seconds and failed. I can't freestyle. I cannot freestyle. Why did you even try to freestyle? I don't know. The fake teeth in there. I cannot freestyle. Why did you even try the freestyle? I don't know. The fake teeth in there. I respect the attempts.

Dude, I fucking, at the Girl God show, I mean, were you at that one, the one at Union Hall? Yeah. I like, yeah. I said like, oh, like I'm like in character. I was like, oh, I've been really into like being a Christian rapper now. And then they were like, oh, can you freestyle for us? I fucking buried myself, dude. They were setting you up.

I thought you buried yourself in pussy, or what are we talking here? Well, I had to find a way out of the bit. I was like, oh, no, what have I gotten into? I can't freestyle. On stage during a taping. That's horrible. Maybe we shouldn't be friends. No, I'm just kidding.

Maybe you shouldn't be Star Wars gangers. I'm in a cheeky mood today. I'm a pro of nothing. Maybe we shouldn't be friends. I'm just kidding. I would never not be your friend, Patrick. Oh, yeah.

Ben just sent us the transcription. Music is so good to listen to, especially with your friends. That's so true. Facts. Wow. Pure facts. I think that's a beautiful note to end it on uh because i think we're getting close to being done um i want to say one thing before we go yes everyone else can leave but i want to play one last song okay all right i already typed it i spent a long and it's

really funny if you guys can stick around for like 30 seconds. We can have it play us out. I have to go. Because I have to get to Caleb's. Thank you so much for having me on. I love doing these. It's always fun. Love you, sweetie.

Bye. Bye-bye. love doing these it's always fun love you sweetie bye bye you call me mr duran and listen to everything i say listen because i am the man To everything I say. Listen. Because I am the man. And we do everything my way. If you didn't know it before. I'm sure you're gonna know it now

You better hear what I say We do things my way, you wreck you Kiss my ring, hey, do the right thing Shut your face, you little scumbag Listen good I'll tell you one thing, kid You're gonna be sleeping with the fish, you little fuck And this ain't no gag So big mouth What else could go wrong for a real nice kid like When I say we do things my way.

And now the last laugh is on you, my friend. So you can stop the bullshit. Cause this is the end. So give me a drink of your booze. Let's toast to your hasty departure, cuz. Oh, what's this? I'm starting to ooze. You little creep. What's this fucking shit? What are you trying to start here? Your face! I'm gonna reshape you! I'm gonna eat your fucking eyeballs like grapes!

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