Senses Working Overtime with David Cross - Bobby Moynihan

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. I guess choose which one they like. Oh, I don't care. I'm gonna go here because it was first. Oh, no, wait, these are this this seems like what the guest chair. Whatever you want. I don't care. Go there. Hi. Yeah. I mean, it's not, but... Is this the chair you usually sit in? I don't usually...

That's what I'm saying. People... What's your favorite chair, out of curiosity? It's not here. I'm having it shipped. It should be here. And we'll just... In post, we'll put it in.

But it's like a, one of those, what do you call them? Like teardrop type wicker things, and they hang on a, there's like a spring. It's a sleep catcher. A sleep catcher, yeah. That was the name of the boogie man when I was growing up, sleep catcher. The terrible horror movie that I'm in yeah, that's it's you know How every region has its different you know what do y'all call?

Sleep catcher But where'd you grow up Westchester, okay Did you guys call it when you took the, you had one, a little bit of every soda? I don't know if we had like a name for it, but when you said that, the first word that came to mind was a word I don't think, can you say it anymore? Can you say suicide on a tube of microphone? Can you said that the first word that came to mind was a word I don't think can you say it anymore? Can you say suicide on?

microphone Not into a microphone around around it Yeah, I didn't say it right into it you want to actually do you want to step out in front of the microphone and say it? Yeah That's what that's what we called it in Georgia suicide. Yeah Did you do it too? I just said the S word. It's like you say cute, like, zootie.

And we're in Westchester. So we're Eastchester. So you have a lot of explaining to do. So you're like, where are you from, Westchester? Westchester. Oh, what part of Westchester? Eastchester. I know.

Where the fuck am I, buddy? Hey, did you get a haircut? That's what it's like. Where do we get a haircut? Someone's got to? It's like that early, early, early Louis C.K. bit about how- When he was an infant? He was five-ish. Very precocious. But he used to do this bit about-

Smart, though. Very. Well, that's precocious in a way. Yeah. I think it's implied. About how he would say he's from Boston. He would get shit for, because he was from Newton, which is a suburb, and he'd say he's from Boston. He would get shit for because he was from Newton Which is a suburb and he'd say nobody would it was never a satisfactory Answer because where are you from Boston? Oh, what part of Boston Newton? That's not fucking Boston. And then where are you from Newton? Where's that? It's a suburb Boston. Well, let's say Boston

I would say New York and they would go city and I'd go no outside the city where wet And so now I just yeah, I should just say Eastchester Yeah, Eastchester, New York. Yeah Stop because no one gives a shit. Yeah, right. Nobody cares. So the conversation will be over Are you going to my childhood home today? You can if you want where what's the street one Oak Ridge place East Chester, New York? Oh 10709? Is that is that where the Oak Ridge boys are from? West Chester they were conceived there. Oh, they weren't from all the boys all all of them all 19 I think for no joke no no bit. I think Steven Tyler grew up on that street

I'm the same sure I have no idea if it's true. It's not a joke though, right Steven Tyler grew up on that street. I have no idea if it's true. It's not a joke though. Right. Steven Tyler and Bobby Moynihan. Steven Tyler, way before I was there, lived at the house on the end of the street when he was a kid. That was the lore. Why would people make that up? What a weird thing to make up.

I hope it's a lie. I hope that all my life I have been thinking right down that street, that mouth was right down there. That, uh, I mean that's where the whole walk this way thing happened. All of them walked this way. But I mean the story. All the other hits.

About the, you know. How about how he walked? That's where he started. It's on the hill. You know, but the older woman who seduced him who was a teacher and mother Your mother took Steven Tyler's virginity. We heard it here first. Wow that Okay, we didn't take it. She shared it

Oh, it was one of those these are early like hippie days, right? She was a nice woman, you know, it's very generous. I guess She was a nice woman. You know, it's very generous, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Um, do you know, I don't know, I, I don't know if you'll know the answer to this at all, or if something's brought up, but did she blow him first? I'm not positive. Or was that part of it?

Do you want to get in touch with your mom? She's not with us anymore, so I can't ask. Nice save. Thanks. Nice save. But if for some reason I ever get a chance. Well, maybe do one of those. Second on the list. You know.

Question line. What's the first one? Just, are you proud? Yes, Bobby, I'm very proud. Now you have one more question. Great Julie White, man. You have one more question. Oh, shoot, that's right.

One more question. You remember how David Cronin was the first to say, oh, I'm going to be the first to say that? I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going to be the first to say that. I'm going proud. Now you have one more question. You have a great Julie White man. You have one more question.

One more, oh shoot, that's right, one more question. You remember David Cross when I was growing up? Watched your Mr. Show, he wants to know. Yes, Bobby, I'm being pulled away. Give me your question, please. I've gotta go service. It's not about Steven, is it? It's not about Steven Tyler.

That's all they're asking me up here, too. Oh my lord. We did a show together at the Dynasty Typewriter. Mm-hmm. at the Dynasty typewriter. And I forgot how fucking brilliant, funny and talented you are until, I mean, I knew that. You were rolling, right? I knew that, but Jesus, that was. You know what I was thinking about today is, uh,

like the, the show that like the, the day that me and my friends life changed was this show when we all went up to Canada to do Just For Laughs. It was like the showcase for SNL or whatever. There were people from SNL there. You and Bob hosted and it was buffoons, my sketch group, me, Charlie Sanders and Eugene Cordero. And we were like buffoons. Oh boy. Yeah. Sketch comedy. Sure. We're not serious. You're buffoons. Total buffoons. We should have been total buffoons. But like our first big show you guys hosted and we were like we couldn't believe it and then you were like hey

we're gonna I'm gonna come into your sketch at the end as the French baguette guy. What? Your character that you used to do with the balloons like it was like Balloon Sportif? Correct. Oh shit. Okay. And we were like, yeah We now I forget we were like, yeah We know and you came in like we had like a thing where everything froze and it was a really awkward moment And you had a call back from the beginning where you came back out as we brought you and we drove home from Canada Like we couldn't Wow. I don't remember that at all. It's like me In a van me Eugene Cordero Charlie Sanders Ben Schwartz Adam Pally and Gill Ozari Wow all right I know all of us driving up there today did a show they

had a show there their sketch group was called hot sauce that's probably better than buffoons yeah I guess not great yeah it's like but it's something the league of names race of improv names, if anyone ever wants an improv name, just ask. It's my favorite thing to do is name improv teams. But sorry, we all drove up together and saying Came Back was a very crazy. Oh wow, that's cool. It's nice.

Very crazy name in our lives. I'm gonna describe an improv group, hypothetical, I'll make it up and then you give me their name. Okay? Yeah. Okay. So four, four people, three guys, one woman. There's a tall, skinny black guy with glasses.

There's a shorter Jewish guy starting to lose his hair. There's a woman who is, you know, not empirically attractive, but attractive anyway, but also has a big ass. And then there's another guy who's like just super straight nerdy guy with, who doesn't have to wear glasses but wears glasses. What's their name? Either the Leftovers or Beef Town. It's one of those two.

Why Beef Town? She's got a big ass. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I just feel like that's the first two ones that I thought of. Okay. One more. This is fun. I like. It's my favorite thing to do. Okay. Eight people, all Southeast Asian. Wow. Okay. Some are second generation,

some are second generation, some are third generation, and there's one kind of off the boat girl who is also not that funny. And everybody kind of knows it. She's not terrible. Things don't grind to a halt, but it does. Her participation will slow a bit down and they're they're all between the ages of Oh 21 and 26. What's the what's the name of that improper group? That's what he said.

Okay. Okay. All right. One more. This is too much fun. 109 people and they're all from the valley and they're Burbank and the general area, whatever that's called when you go up the hill in Burbank. Bank and they range from the ages of 3 to 86. I would go to that show. There's two of them, but they don't know who, are Mormon. What's the name of that group? Tour of Houdini's House. Okay. We'll come back to this because I want to do some more. Anytime. I'll give you my number.

Anytime. No, I mean within the podcast. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll get back to it. I thought you wanted to do it afterwards. I'm starving. Unfortunately, I got to record some ads, but I would love to go out and get some neat and just keep keep this going

Maybe we could also are you on whatsapp? I? Can be yeah, because we can facetime. I'm sure I'll get a taco or something those what? you have a Tacos are a good facetime food is it yeah, I guess better than ramen Correct yeah, there's also your glasses will steam up sometimes with ramen. If you get close, if you're eating it right. What's your favorite pig out food? I was thought I started laughing.

I thought you would said pig outfit. What's your favorite pig outfit? Like more of a plush or more realistic? Yeah, when you dress up as a pig for charity. Not familiar. You know, what is your favorite pig outfit? If forced, which is the way I like it, I would say more realistic. Yeah. Real flesh.

Yeah, I've been in a lot of mascot stuff. I've been there, done that. But as far as my pick out food, um, lately, last night I ordered a cheesecake pretty late. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted a slice of cheesecake real bad. Yeah. Was there like a sauce on it?

Gravy. Brown grape, mushroom gravy. Okay. Um, vegan, keeping it? Gravy. Brown, mushroom, gravy. Okay. Vegan, keeping it vegan. Right. Keeping it vegan is my brother vodka. Say it again? Where do you get cheesecake around here?

I don't remember the name of it. I just saw the picture go by and I went, ooh, what was that little fluffy thing? Yeah, was it good? It was delicious. How long did it take to get there? 30 to 35 minutes. And you still had the hankering for it?

It didn't go away? No. I was pumped. And you have a new kid, yeah? Yes. Newish. How old? A year and a little bit. Okay. That's still new.

A six-year-old and a one-year-old, yeah. When people started to say new, I started going, not really, she's six. And now that I have a new kid, it is new again. So I think that was my residual feelings. And how's it going? Good, good. They're both alive and well.

They are doing good. That's happy and healthy. It's then time to step away. Your work is done. We're like eight, nine days away from never speaking again. Yeah, yeah. No, they are wonderful. The one-year-old just started almost at Ball today.

Almost what? What? Buh. Okay. She was holding a ball though,uh. OK. She was holding a ball, though, so. Oh. You sure she wasn't trying to order Vietnamese food? She did have a cell phone.

OK. So that could be possible, but on the other hand, was a little wrecking ball. Not like a wrecking, like it looks like a fake wrecking. It looks like a metal ball, but it's not. It's plastic. Right. So it doesn't just look like a fake wrecking ball. It is a fake. It looks like a fake wrecking but it's not. It's plastic. Right. So it doesn't just look like a fake wrecking ball.

It is a fake. It looks like a fake wrecking ball because it is a fake wrecking ball. It looks exactly like a fake wrecking ball because in fact it is a fake wrecking ball. Right. Okay. I see. I see how this is going to work out. Okay.

Okay. Two people, husband and wife, mixed marriage, and also a good 12 year age difference. But you can't tell who's who, which one, but what's that impromptu name? My first thought was get me out of here with an exclamation point in the front and the back. And then when you said the age difference, it tripped me up a bit, so I would have to go. I might be called Mrs. Robinson. Mrs. Robinson. Yeah. Like Mrs. Robin. Mrs. Robin.

Possessive son. Mrs. Robbins. And then in parentheses the word pause and then son. Mrs. Robbins. Mrs. Robbins. Pause. Son. I like that name. That's it. I like that name. That's clever.

It's fun. I think they would. I think they would half sell out on a Tuesday. And what how would they pronounce their how would they pronounce their improv troop name? Would they fit they would never say they would never say the word pause they would like have a talk about it They would be like hey you almost said or you said pause where you said we would never Yeah, do that and you did it and that's is that a bit or is it a real? No, they she gets she gets real mad because he's always doing he's always like I'm not gonna do that and then he does it does

It yeah, you think it's almost like he had no plans to do it until she said not to right. Do you think it's? Purposeful or it might be passive aggressive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Wonder if they'll make it They will they will. Mm-hmm great as a couple. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's good to know there They have six kids. Oh shit. And they... All of them do great.

One of them... Well, one of them dies. Really soon. Okay. Is it the one that goes to a charter school? Oh gosh. Say it again? The one that goes to a charter school?

Yep. Oh gosh. And dies from what? Sharks. Sharks? Just hit by a bunch of sharks. Got hit by a bunch of sharks. Got hit by a bunch of sharks?

Yeah. Blindsided. T-boned. Ugh. Sharks are driving or sharks are in a vehicle? They don't bite her. They hit her with the top of their head. Oh.

She get hit. They were all going in one line and they saw a girl and they didn't want to hit her, but they weren't fast enough so they went, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, like all right in a row. Oh, gosh. Oh, like when there's a, you drive into a wide out and everybody slams on the brakes and that's terrible. Worst. And where was she?

At the time? Yeah. The ocean? Which ocean? Sea, the sea. Which sea ocean? Where are you from? Originally Georgia.

So off the coast, Tybee Island, St. Simon's, Hiltonet. California. Oh, Pacific Ocean. Oh shit. Oh, this happened here. Yeah. Oh wow. What were they doing here?

Right at the front of the Pacific Ocean. What was the family doing here? Because they're usually- Oh, vacationing. Universal Studios. Oh Jesus. Okay. Yeah. Cause they're, they work pretty much just out of Arcadia, Maine

And they're the only thing in town I don't know if you've been Arcadia in times Yeah, I mean there's not a lot going on That's not a knock. I just mean culturally it obviously Cirque du Soleil a little bit of a not They're enough to know that it's a little bit of a knock. Well, okay. But it's, I guess I didn't mean it in a pejorative way, but it's, I mean Cirque du Soleil is there. Hamilton started there. Hamilton too. Well, it started in Arcadia at main.

I mean, prove it. All right. Siri. Oh mean, prove it. Alright. Siri? Oh wait, I don't need... Emma? Emma? Google... Cirque du Soleil Hamilton dash Arcadia main?

Question mark? Prove it! Exclamation mark. Acadia main Question mark prove it exclamation mark and then after you Google can you Bing it too and? And double duck it Ding ding dong duck ask Jasper Jasper the waiter the man who's dressed as a waiter From England Jared Sussman The man who's dressed as a waiter. Jared Sussman But from England in the 60s. Pete Slauson I've had desperate stick in there a little bit. Jared Sussman Ask Jeeves.

Pete Slauson What was it called? Jared Sussman Ask Jeeves. Pete Slauson It was it? Jared Sussman Yeah. Pete Slauson Do you remember, you probably want this, this is, might have been before your time, but. Pete Slauson Dinosaurs? Jared Sussman When Christ rode a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Pete Slauson I'm familiar. There before Google, before it was the internet was kind of in its infancy, but there was a, what was it called? It was called like Genius or something like that. I'll remember the name, but it was a, you called, it was a, one of the universities in North Carolina. And it was like the Wisdom or Genius or something like that. I think I remember this, it was like a phone number. Yeah. And if you, and the things that we would ask Google or Siri or whatever, but before that, and it was-

You vaguely remember that. And you would call this number and it would, you know, a kid, college kid would answer it. And when somewhere in like the computer lab in one of the schools at North Carolina, and you would ask the question like, hey, what was the number one country song in 1973 in August, whatever the question was that you would just Google. Or, you know, how many ducks are in my pants? No. The only sound that doesn't, sorry, the only sound that doesn't echo is a duck's quack, is that? Is that true? It was a Snapplecap, but then I heard recently that they're not true either. Oh, Snapplecaps?

Some of them were true, some of them were fake, and that's the meanest thing I've ever heard. That is terrible because- Because I've been telling people that a duck's quack doesn't echo for years. But then I would think about it too, I'd go like, I feel like everything closer to the water echoes a lot more than usual.

So I don't know. It carries sound carries further over water. Famously love peach Snapple, I would even say. Mm-hmm. You are famous for loving peach Snapple. I would say that. Internationally. The first words Lorne Michaels said to me,

look, I heard you were a fan of peach Snapple. Is that? First thing he said to me. Yeah. Because he had just recently been to China and you're all over there. Where's Lorne Michaels said to me, look, I heard you found a peach Snapple. First thing he said to me. Yeah. Because he had just recently been to China and you're all over there. Mm hmm.

You're drinking your, oh, the peach Snapple guy. Yeah, that's fucked up that they would put, because I get all my medical information from either peach Snapple or Joe Rogan. And... Same thing. So Joe Rogan is the peach Snapple... Of people.

Peach Snapple is the Joe Rogan of drinks. Wait. Gosh. All right. So hard to explain, but it's really easy to understand. Does that make sense? Yeah. It does. It does. In a way.

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What do you think? Like in a boxing match, like in a fight? Yeah, in an octagon, in the octagon. Oof. Pay per view or not? Uh, sure. Who's making money? Yeah.

Well, the Jews probably, right? That'd be my guess. I have making money? Yeah. Well, the Jews, probably, right? That'd be my guess. I have a movie coming out. No, I'm just kidding. Okay, so five brothers, two sisters, it's a family, five brothers, two sisters it's a family five brothers two sisters they all Dress in a very kind of a pioneer esq way reminiscent of like pioneer days and and

They were completely clean. What are they called the Smith family cauldron? Very good, I like it the Smith family cauldron. That's. I like it. The Smith family cauldron. That's great. That's a good one. But that's not their name. Right. That's not their last name though. Yeah, they want to be protected. Yeah. Of their parents. Just in case they get famous. Yeah. I'm so happy you are enjoying that game because I feel like guys who dress as different fruits. My first thought was fruit of the groom. But that felt wrong. Right. It still does. How about Poe Pery? But Poe is like, I'm poor, like Poe.

Like Poe apostrophe? There was a, there was a briefly, a brief chain, small chain in the South. I don't know if it was outside Georgia. Do you know what I'm about to say? No, they would be called the loops. The loops, like fruit loops. Yeah, sorry, go on. Until they were sued. Yeah. Out of existence.

Season to sis letter to their improv coach. And jailed. Which happened to us. That's a real thing that happened to us. With what? I don't know if I guess I could say it, right? We was just a season to sis letter. It was 20 years ago.

We had an improv, ugh. We had, we named our improv team Jason Biggs as a dyke. And we got a cease and desist letter at UCB saying, you can't do that anymore. And it wasn't even Jason Biggs. It wasn't even Jason Biggs. No, I don't know, it might have been. But like, we love that dude, he was great.

But like, not true. Yeah, he's not a lesbian. No. Well, there it goes. Very nice guy too. Well. I did a pilot with him. Long, long, long, long, long time ago. What was his name? Good stuff. Good stuff. Captain-

Sully's home Um, oh gosh, uh, I was about to say something Uh, but ask question or oh god damn I called you some big lesbian. Um, let's see, uh, loren michaels Joe rogan Aaron Aaron Rogers RFK jr. Alex Jones It's not coming you were I feel like you were almost there. Yeah, let me go. Let me go through the list again Aaron Rogers Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers, RFK Jr.

The worm. Okay, yes, the worm. You know about the worm? In his head? Yeah. The worm that ate part of his brain and died. I heard that there was one in there. I heard it.

I didn't know that could happen. Yeah, sure. That worm is, that worm for real has a three picture deal with Warner Brothers. not the warner brothers not the one we know the now this is uh... fred and jason warner uh... uh... very mean people uh... who have uh... they're what? very mean people are they? they are they have a pep boys on uh... sunset i believe uh...

it is not well kept no it is a dirty pep boys Sunset, I believe. It is not well-kept. No. It is a dirty Pep Boys. Yeah, I don't like a dirty Pep Boys. There's no reason for it, you know? Dirty Pep Boys might be the name of... They started as The Loops and they changed it afterwards. When they started working not clean, they changed it to Dirty Pep Boys.

Oh, okay. That was a... They didn't want people to be confused. Yeah. The guys who dress as fruit aren't want people to be confused. Yeah. The guys who dress as fruit aren't the ones who are clean. The loops aren't the ones who work clean. It's the Smith's family cauldron works clean. They work clean. Got you sorry I screwed that up. If that had happened that's how it would have gone down. Yeah they do a lot of corporate stuff. Have you ever done any corporate gigs yeah one of the great ones UCB sent us there was a drug company called Tarseva what does it do I

don't even know what are some of its side effects I don't know so memory loss I know they paid me I know I know 20 years ago they paid me $400 to come to the Bahamas and learn the OK Go dance on the treadmills. Yeah, that sounds about right. And do that in front of their team. and then me and Eugene Cordero sang a cover song of a Tenacious D song about Tarceva but they introduced us as Tenacious D so people thought Tenacious D was coming out. Wait wait wait wait wait oh you got it was a nightmare. Wait a minute Tenacious D wrote a song. No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We wrote a song parody to a Tenacious D song

Oh, did you like they were like music song to? Write a song about Tarseva and we took a Tenacious D song change the lyrics to be about Tarseva because we were fans and They said ladies gentlemen Tenacious D and people were like And like they were like I'm 90% sure that's not Jack Black and that's definitely not Kyle Gass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was, it did not, it was crazy.

And one of the guys who learned the treadmill dance literally broke his ankle the night before and we had the, like the manager had to step in and learn it and did it. The manager of the hotel? Like the guy who sets up the tour. No, the manager of the hotel, no, the manager of to step in and learn it and did it. The manager of the hotel? Like the guy who sets up the tour. No, the manager of the hotel, no, the manager of Tarseva. I mean, I've seen White Lotus, so it's possible.

No, no, like the tour manager. Right, oh my gosh. Those gigs usually pay very, very well. Or you get like some crazy freebies. Yeah, I think like that was it. Like we got to go to the Bahamas for a week and learn this dance, but it was like we had to learn it. So it took a long time and like we didn't get to like

see the sites. It was like, I think it cost them more to ship treadmills out than it did, than they paid us probably. I'm guessing. Well, I would imagine if you just got 400 bucks, it's usually those corporate gigs. But it was the most money I had seen at that time. I was like, I'm guessing. No, I would imagine if you just got 400 bucks, it's usually those corporate gigs. But it was the most money I had seen at that time. I was like, I'm in.

Yeah. And you got to go swimming. Yeah. Ostensibly. I got to walk out of a hotel and see a dog thinking there was a dead dog in the ground. It wasn't dead, it got up and when it got up and walked away, it had gum stuck to it. And I was like, this is a crazy place, it had gum stuck to it. And I was like, this is a crazy place. It had gum stuck to it. Gum, like it was like he had fallen asleep on some gum.

So when he walked away, he just had like a straight line of gum connecting him for like 14 feet. And now he knows what it's like to be a shoe. What a strange detail to remember. That's the one thing I remember was being like the, oh. You see that dog with the gum on it, guys? All right. That's what I took back from it, actually. Three seven-year-olds, two girls, one boy.

Okay. They all wear glasses and one of them still has most of their baby teeth. Smarty pants. Smarty pants, yeah. Okay. Makes sense. They're not good. I mean, how good could they possibly be? They're forced by the parents and then they're not good. Oh, and they're not even enjoying themselves.

The parents were improvisers. Oh. Yeah. What was their group smarty pants? Oh No, man, that's so sad when their parents are trying to you know Relive their failed life and forcing their kids, you know to do that kind of stuff Baron Trump, you know. Fun dude.

He seems like a party guy. I hope. I hope he's nuts. I hope he's nuts. I hope he does weird stuff. He's now a delegate from Florida. He's going to be a delegate to the Republican. I did see something, but I didn't know what it was and I didn't, I was like, oh no, no,

no. I don't want this to be real. Yeah. Legacy continues. Did you see? Chloe Feynman from SNL posted a picture of Barron Trump and just wrote, why do I look exactly like Barron Trump? And the next picture was her. And I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Barron Trump looked exactly like Chloe Feynman. They could do like a Prince and the Popper type thing, you know? Do a little switch them up. Have you ever heard that conspiracy theory thing that there was a book that was like out, a book came out very very long time ago that explained like a guy named Baron Trump who became, who like was a criminal and became the, and it's like, it just depicts the entire thing. Wait, what? It's the craziest thing in the world.

And I- You're being serious now? I'm being 100% serious. I'm not doing a bit right now. I will be soon though. Okay. That there is a book, there is a book that exists that came out a very long time ago that essentially explain or depicts the entire rise

and fall of Donald Trump. Now, wait a second. And the character's name is Barron Trump and it's just, the similarities are absolutely insane. Cause there is a, there is a, there was a Western movie, is that what you're thinking of? Maybe we're talking about the same- Yeah, it's like a TV. It was a TV show and a guy who's like a snake oil salesman. That's

what it is. It's not a book. It was an actual thing that was made where the guy comes into town, his name is Donald Trump, and he comes into town and he's this guy who's full of shit and he bankrupts everybody, he's a con man. That's a real, that was a real thing. Emma! Emma! Google, uh, Trump Western

TV? Movie? Question mark? Doppelganger. And that's Emma Thompson? Yeah. That's who, it's a side hustle. She's beautiful. Yeah. Looks young, doesn't she? Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever see Emma Thompson on the, she's on The Young Ones. Oh, no way. Yeah. She was on, do you remember when they went to the, when The Young Ones did the,

what's it called, like, what's, you know, the two schools that go against each other with debate, not debate questions, but they, you know, like a TV thing, like when they'll be like, Debate? Yell, not debate, but they're asking questions and they, you know, there's two teams. Yeah. And usually four people. So the young ones are, there's an episode where they have, they're going, I think, I want to say Hugh Laurie might be in it and Emma Thompson as the other school.

I love like really old performance, like performances of people who you know really well. Like now, like when they were first starting is really fascinating. Have you ever seen that video game with Steve Carell? No. It's fascinating. It's like a video game where he's doing, it's like a basketball video game, like some weird thing and you play it, you see it now and it's absolutely insane because the announcer is Steve Carell. Oh, wow. But it's like an old 90s game. Mm-hmm. But it sounds like he's doing a bit now. Well, Scott Atzit is a voice in Medieval Manor,

or one of those pinball machines. He is a voice. That's awesome. Yeah, he's a, I can't remember which one, Sudeikis would know, but it's Scott Atzit. That's amazing, that's a fun one. Yeah, it's like in one of those pinball machines, you know, like Oh

Whatever the thing happens like shiver me timbers That's That's the dream. Yeah If you were a voice in a pinball machine, which pinball machine Game, would you be a voice like pre-existing or can I make it up? Both. Pre-existing, maybe like just any like the Addams Family game. Like I feel like something like the Addams Family,

like the movie one. It would just be me now going like, I'm not in this movie. Why am I here? Just doing like that. Yeah. And what about? If I could make anything. I don't know.

That's a lofty one. There there is an SNL pinball machine. There was an SNL pinball machine. There was an SNL pinball machine that had like Hansen-Kranz. Yeah, vaguely remember that. That always made me laugh. I enjoy that era of merchandise of SNL, like the Goat Boy action figures. That's a real fun time that the

nothing exemplifies more of the the emptiness beyond You know Hans and Franz will pump you up. That was it and that And then again, yeah, they would say it but it was like Hans and Franz was like And then again, yeah, they would say it but it was like Hansel Brons was like

Well, it's it's crazy. It feels like did they make a movie of that? I think there's a very famous story where Conan and Robert all them wrote a movie I think they just did like a table read of it recently where they had written a movie and it was like at all They the reason only reason it didn't happen was they lynched the entire thing on Arnold Schwarzenegger being in the movie and he was a Go do it Wow or something like that like it was very heavily involving Arnold Schwarzenegger and I think that was a Mistake on their part or whatever. They just couldn't get him or something like that. But from what I hear, it's absolutely insane and hilarious It's gotta be yeah with those guys writing it but uh Yeah, it's funny, those like...

I, when I started the show, literally like the fourth episode was when it went to HD and when YouTube came out. Mm-hmm. So it was like my first year, it was like, you've been hired to do characters, and my second year it was like, there's's YouTube now people can see characters anytime they want so we're not doing a main one. Yeah. Like it just changed very much from like I think I was like the last or like Gilly that Kristen Wiig character was like the last one where it was like a character with a theme song. Mm-hmm. And then that no more

it went away. I think because of YouTube because it was like you had to wait a couple weeks to see it. Why would that? Wayne's World was on 12 times but you had to wait weeks in between to see it but like once YouTube was out you could watch it 50 times a day. Right. So it was like it was the allure of waiting to see a character on SNL was gone. So like those sketches kind of went to the wayside. You think that's it? In a way, I don't know.

It's, yes, I guess is the answer to that. I don't know. That doesn't. I don't know. That's what I thought maybe around that time it felt like it. Okay. One guy, one guy who is, uh, you know, it's understood, it's recognized, it's part of the whole thing that he, uh, is bipolar and, uh, also

trans. trans. Maybe maybe it's either. First with a question mark. Or you heard it here first question mark. OK, OK. All right, one more real quick two guys one of them is a 83 year old black guy and I already know the name of it and then a 25 year old white kind of Wall Street ish type guy

Tuesdays with Tony Which one's Tony both? Oh shit, of course, of course or one of them's Tony one of them's Tuesday Because kids have weird names I always wanted to do a cop show called back gammon and one of them was Johnny Back and the other one was Tommy Gammon. And they were terrible cops and they didn't work well together, but they forced them to work together. Because of the pun. Yeah.

Called Backgammon. That's one of my, one of the most head scratching things about, specifically TV industry and mostly mostly on from the studios are Shows that seemingly Started with a pun and then they built the show around it. Yeah, like so help me Todd like what What okay, it's so they built the best restaurant in the history of time is Pasta-Bilities. Oh, I didn't...

Do you know that restaurant where you make your own pasta? No. You choose what you want in it. It's called Pasta-Bilities. That makes sense to me. Yeah, it's great. I didn't get to finish my... I was talking about this chain of restaurants when I was younger. I don't know if they went beyond Georgia, but it was called Poe Folks. this chain of restaurants when I was younger. I don't know if they went beyond Georgia,

but it was called Poe Folks. And it was like Hillbilly themed. I'm not joking. And like their mascot cartoon guy was a guy, like in a barrel, you know, with a piece of hay straw coming out and for whatever reason of. Too stupid to wear clothes. Yeah, then the straw hat with holes in it and a barefoot and, um, and it was all so, so it was all

art, artistic, you know, art, the art was all this stuff and the menu and the food and it was all, everything was misspelled and it celebrated just dumb fucking people, like dumb, dumb, dumb. A different time. And yeah, it was called Po Folks Southern. And I don't know if they exist anymore, but there were like three in Atlanta.

So Cooters is still around, right? Yeah, but those people, the people who go to Hooters are there. Cool people? Or what? That's like some cool people? No, they're hoot people. Hoot people. Yeah. You know what Hooters means? Like, deads, Hooters means like tits.

Hooters is like a euphemism for tits. That's why they say Hooters. That's why they always. Yeah. Cause I know they've got the owl, but it's really about breasts. Like cleavage. That's what they're saying when they say hooters. It's not about an owl. It's about.

That seems right because people love tents. Yeah, but it's, they sell wings. Chicken wings? Chicken wings. I've never been, so I don't know. I mean, I go every Friday. I'm terrified of owls, so I never go near the place. Oh, but I don't know. I mean, I go every Friday. I'm terrified of owls, so I never go near the place. No, but you don't have to. That's what I'm saying. It's not about owls.

It's right there in the sign. No, look at it. Look at it and you'll see the owl resembles. It's not an owl with huge tits. Believe me, I would have gone in. Because you're terrified of owls, but you're attracted to an owl with a buxom owl. I'm a man, ain't I? Okay, well, gosh. So you don't have to worry about the owls because the owls are basically... Oh, I'm even scared you're talking about them.

All right, all right. I'll change the subject, but I'm telling you it's safe. It's okay. Thank you. Yeah. I'll check it it's safe. It's okay. Thank you. Yeah, and uh check it out. Yeah, it's uh, it's mostly about There's another one called I want to say Twin Peaks or something like that and it's the Twin Peaks are not Mountain Peaks my friend

Uh, I wish you I wish there was like a giant when you walked in and everyone spoke backwards It was like really Twin Peaks the there was just a dead woman in the center of the room. It's, uh, yeah, it's, um, it's breasts. I always wanted to open a restaurant called nerds with a Z like, like a hooters, but in like a sports bar, but in, but it was like all the waiters are stormtroopers and they show like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars and Star Trek. It's just a sports bar for people

who look almost exactly like me. What about sacks? And it's just guys with a dick pouch kind of thing. So the ladies get a little something. I like that. Yeah. Sacks what the ladies want to see. Yeah. An exposed, an exposed ball bag. Balls and strikes. And balls and strikes. Yeah and that or no bats and balls. That's what it'd be bats and balls going nuts Or yeah That's all that you know there's I mean that's yeah for the ladies, you know But you can still take kids there just like people take their kids to Hooters. It's always it's a

Truly bumps me out when I see families and kids At a Hooters. That's a... If a tagline in the commercial is it bums us out that you don't bring your kids here. Yeah. Bring your kids here. Please. What's the big deal? Come on. It would help us. Kids like chicken wings. Kids love chicken wings. And know they're they're not sexualized yet they can come in and see a see cleavage right yeah they have they have other traits or a place called ass crack I immediately pictured the butt from Sir Mix-A-Lot like like where he's sitting on no it Oh no, it's not, it has nothing to do with, not, sorry, it's a donkey.

Making drugs? No, it's a donkey. Make a trick, buddy. Donkey doing drugs. Ass crack. Ass crack? It's just a filthy version of crack. Really?

Okay. I'm ready. The filthy version of crack. Yeah. Really? Okay. I'm ready. Eight guys, they always stand in a circle and they're in their late 20s and they all have beards. The Knights of Keith. The Knights of Keith. Of Keith. Of Keith. K-N-I-G-H-T.

They are all also named Keith. OK. But is it K-N or N-I? It took four years for them to find each other, and two of them travel from Connecticut overnight to do shows. OK. Where are they based at? Roe Eight in Connecticut. to do shows. Okay. Where are they based at?

Row 8 in Connecticut. Row 8 in Connecticut. Row 8? Row 8 in... Oh. That's a place? In Connecticut. In Connecticut. Row 8 in Connecticut.

Where do the other two drive in from? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that's what you were asking, where they were based. They're both in Row 8 in Connecticut, so they drive in together. Drive into... New York City. Oh my gosh, New York City. It's improv, baby. We're asking where they were based. They're both in row 8 in Connecticut. So they drive in together drive into New York City, you know, oh my gosh, yeah city. It's improv, baby. Yeah. Wow, that's a big time. Yeah Show yeah. Yeah for sure. Yeah 15 minutes at Charlie pineapple We have to go Yeah, it's a lot of that

Tell me about Charlie pineapple Charlie pineapple is an old place we used to do improv., it's a lot of that. Tell me about Charlie Pineapple. Charlie Pineapple was an old place we used to do improv. It was like a hallway. I don't even remember what it was. I don't even know if that was the name. They might have just that was like the cool improv name that they called the Night of Improv that they would do in the alley that was Charlie Pineapple. I don't even remember what it was, to be honest.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It was a it was a venue. It was like they would go, hey, do you want to do improv in Charlie Pineapple, I don't even remember what it was to be honest. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It was a venue. They would go, hey, do you want to do improv? Charlie Pineapple? And I was like, yes. And now what I'm thinking is it was a long room hallway like this and the seats were on one side. This is not a hallway.

It's not even remotely like a hallway. Alright, man. There's a hallway right there though. Yeah, in the hall. In the hall remotely like a hallway. All right, man. There's a hallway right there, though. Yeah, that in the hall. I'm going to go as far as saying I disagree. I think this is a little bit like a hallway, this room. I OK. It's a little bit wide.

It's like more of a room sized hallway. So like a room. The hallway is also a room, but. This is this isn't the widest room. We're almost touching, and we can touch the walls. It's a little bit of a room. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I could touch the walls. If I touched this wall and then walked over to that wall, I could touch both walls. Correct. But put it this way. I guess what I'm saying is this.

You're a comedian, correct? I mean- No, if you had to do a show where there were two rows of audience members starting here, so there was a row back here in chairs, folding chairs, and then there was another row right here of folding chairs, and you had that much room to perform from that wall to here with eight other people. That was Charlie Pineapple. And I was about to say there was a bar at the end of it and there wasn't, there was a table at the end of it

that they sold beer at. And where was this? I think Brooklyn from what I remember. I think it was in Brooklyn the hallway burrow Correct. Okay. All right Yeah, never heard of it Charlie pineapple. Yeah, it was just like a venue But now I'm thinking of probably the name of the place wasn't Charlie pineapple is probably just what they called it on a Thursday, right? Applebee's yeah, I

We've gone I feel like we've gone to a lot of Applebee's after Improv on tour, but never performed in one. When you were at Applebee's, did it feel like your neighborhood eatery? It did. I didn't feel like family. Oh. That's a different place. That's Olive Garden. Yeah. I, I remember going to, I have a very distinct memory of going to an Applebee's

on tour with a bunch of improv people and do you know, uh, Neil Casey? Medium. Neil Casey walked up to the table, just a different table and put his hands on the table and started talking and we hung out with those people for 15 hours after that. I think went to their home. Really? Yeah. That's cool.

Applebee's is a place where you can meet people. Yeah. And it's a neighborhood, people taking care of each other. It is. It is the friend, if you're ever getting attacked and there's an Applebee's nearby, run in there. Yeah. Um, and, uh, one thing I, I've done this a couple of times. I really enjoy it as, uh, there is a, a fancy place, uh, upstate where, uh, um, I have a house and they kind of took over this pre-existing place and and it's the only kind of fancy thing up there and it's weird it kind of sticks out but people have like having the option to go in there and it's big and I will be dressed like this And I will go they have a top floor and a bottom

floor. It's all open. And I will go the restrooms are downstairs and I will go downstairs. And I will like this with my cap on and I'll go up to tables go. Hey, folks, how was everything just want to check and see how everything's because it's relatively new. And not once has anybody, they've all answered me sincerely, every single time. I've done it twice, but I've gone to many different tables. Hi folks, just want to check and see how your meal is. How's everything tasting tonight? Oh, good. Thank you. It's lovely. Isn't it amazing, like just what we do? do like it's just like yep, no problem Not once has anybody ever gone. Do you work here?

I'm sorry. You didn't you you're new you haven't helped us at all in any way and now you're just asking us It seems like it's they would a modest thing to me. There's a thing where there's a magician guy who like will, uh, help people in a store and one outfit and then he'll bend down, he rips a shirt and like puts glasses on, comes back up and starts talking to them and they have no clue he's a completely different outfit. He has now glasses or sunglasses on a thing and then he'll bend down. It'll be somebody else and they'll just keep talking and then they'll go away.

And that first guy will come back and people just don't realize it. Wow. Or that thing of like, it's like a room full of people and you watch it and then they go, why didn't you say anything about the giant cat that walked through the room? And they're like, what? And then you watch it again, there's a person in a big cat costume that walks through and you never saw it. Like a mentalist kind of thing or?

No, I think I'm talking, well about now I'm just saying two different things. The first one was a mentalist. The first one was like, what's his name? Got a show on the Impractical Jokers channel. I call it TNT, Michael Carbonaro, The Carbonaro Effect. Yes, The Carbonaro Effect. That's what I was referencing in the first one. Okay, all right. Are you familiar with Darren Brown?

British? Yes. Okay. All right. Are you familiar with Darren Brown? I... Yes. Brilliant. Brilliant. Have you ever seen any of his shows? I don't think so. Not live. Oh man. You gotta... If you get a chance. I've seen a couple. They're phenomenal. I bet. I've gone to the Magic Castle a bunch and it's super fun. It's like a crazy dying art when you see the people who did it a long time ago. Well, I think that's different than the mentalist stuff. Magic is different.

The mentalist is- Is this the guy that did the show in the city with the, you picked a number outside or when you went in? No, that was Derek Delgado. That was an amazing show. I saw that twice and I saw the documentary. Frank Oz directed it and they did a really good job of ca- I mean, when I went to watch the documentaries, like, how are they gonna, how are they possibly going

to capture what it's like? And they did a really good job. They did an excellent job. It's called In and of Itself. And I urge you to check it out. I definitely will. But that show was, I think set a record because it was extended. They moved there. Derek and his wife Vanessa moved to New York because it started, it was gonna be three months and then three became six and that became a year

and that became two years. And yeah, it broke a bunch of records, but it was- It was fantastic. Did you see the show? No, I have to see it. So fucking good. I know people who have were blown away. I just never got a chance. And to see it a second time is just as special

because you know the things that are coming up, you're still fooled by them, You're still not seeing the thing. And it's amazing. Yeah, it's really cool. We did one over the pandemic, like a magic trick. It was like over Zoom, and it was a single magician. And there was like 80 of us or something in a Zoom. And we had got sent a package a week before. It was like, don't open this package. Like it was like one package you opened up and it was like, welcome, this is all you need for the show.

Have this package in front of you ready to open when the show begins. And like it started to extract us and we opened it and there was all this like a deck of cards, a metal key and all this stuff. And it was like the best, because you could see everyone happening. So this is something you signed up

to be a part of this show. This guy said, I'm gonna do this show. I'm selling a show on Zoom, buy tickets, and you will get this package, and we did it. Oh, that's great. Yeah, we invited, we had friends. Who was it? The magician.

I wish I knew the name. I wish I remembered the name right off the bat, but I don't remember it. But it was crazy. It was like this thing he talked about, like how hard it was during the pandemic. And he was like, take this little envelope. And it was like now, like it's been a rough pandemic,

like blah, blah, blah, like fold the envelope. Like, you know, really get your aggression out. And then he was like, now open it. And you opened it and it was a metal key that was bent. And you're just like, I just bend this key without thinking. It was like this whole thing, you didn't even think about it, but you're strong enough. It was crazy and then everyone, every single person picked the same card. Wow.

It was just like a shared experience over Zoom. There was a bit of mentalism to it. A lot of everyone write down something and hold up the card and every Single all these people had the same four words. Yeah, you know it was like it was nuts. Yeah, that's it was fun very Darren Brown Territory yeah Fascinating yeah, it was a blast Bobby never tell anybody what that person's name was. Yeah, don't.

Don't ask. Thank you so much for coming. This was an absolute blast. I end every show with a question. That's not good timing, Boney. I end every show with a question from my daughter, who's seven. Okay. She, this actually, she came up with this when she was six

Okay, so Bobby your question from my daughter six-year-old daughter Marlo Why is there always pizza at birthday parties? um Because it's easy for parents. It's like you just all you do is make now it'll put a thing in an app whatever and a person brings boxes of Food and it's easy and if you and they're easy run around with you drop it not a big deal There's another one there. It's not a fancy food. It's not cake It's not cool. It's just a solid B plus all the time.

Yeah. I think that's my answer. Yeah, I told her something different. OK. I think it would be better if I explained it to her personally, rather. I mean, like, I'm just that's just me. I'm better with kids. Yeah.

Than I am with adult men. You've always been like that, right? Everyone says it. Okay. One old lady. How old? 92. No, it's called How Old. Oh shit, I'm so sorry. Bobby, thank you so much for coming in. Sense is Working Over Time is a HeadGum podcast created and hosted by me, David Cross.

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