Sex, Love, and What Else Matters - It’s Brittany, Bitch

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Episode 24. This week, Kristen and Luke are joined by Brittany Cartwright and Jared Lipscomb. Brittany gives us an update on all the projects she’s working on – a new show on Peacock called “Watch with Brittany Cartwright & Jax Taylor”, a podcast called “When Reality Hits with Jax & Brittany” and being the spokesperson for Jenny Craig! She talks about how her relationship with Jax changed from dating to marriage and being a mom. Next, they answer some fun listener questions: Did Brittany and Kristen ever hook up?! Is Brittany always as energetic as she appears? What happened with her hospital visit a few months ago? They also talk all things #Scandoval. Jared opens up about what Tom Sandoval said on the Howie Mandel interview that completely crossed the line. Jared took to social media and created a video that was picked up by the press. What did the text from Sandoval to Jared say in response to all this? Tune in to this week’s episode to find out.  Follow us: @kristendoute @luke__broderick Email us: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Hello, beautiful people. Sending you lots of love on this lovely Wednesday. Welcome back to Sex Love and What All Smasters. Today, Luke and I have a very special guest. We have my bestie and your favorite Kentucky girl, Brittany, Cartwright, but really quickly before we get to Brittany, we have to tell you about our wild weekend.

Oh, and what a wild weekend it was. Holy cow. So we got an opportunity to go to the Pornhub Awards. The Pornhub Awards party, I guess. It's an awards party, yeah. We didn't sit down and watch people walk up to stage and accept awards. It was just, I guess. It's an awards party. Yeah, we didn't sit down and watch people walk up to stage and accept awards. It was just, it was basically just a Beverly Hills party.

Like a mansion party. And so for those of you who do not live in LA, these parties are interesting. So you kind of get to this address, you get checked in, and then you get on a little shuttle that takes you to the actual address where this mansion party is essentially. And Luke, what was this like for you?

So obviously I've been in LA 16 years. I've been to a shit ton of mansion parties. This one was, my expectations were quite different for this one. Right. But you've now been, this is like basically your second bougie LA party, right? Yes, that's true.

Yeah, so my expectations I'll say, I try not to have expectations because you know you don't still know. I thought I was gonna see naked people. I kind of did too. But we did not. But no not at all. It was done up. It was seem to be fairly classy. It was the people from the industry and it was a party. I mean Diplo performed. Yeah Diplo DJed, which was pretty cool. Tight. Yeah, they had a cup that cups a joints to because it was on 420. So everyone could just grab a joint and smoke.

God bless California for that. Yeah, it was a good time. But I really, I still, I'll tell you look, I did Google a bit, looked at images, like what am I supposed to wear to this party? I was like, am I gonna be, I guess, overdressed by wearing too much clothing? I mean, I just wore like a cute dress.

We brought a couple of friends with us. And yeah, it was really cool. And it was, they had like a really cool like ice sculpture, loose type thing. I kind of remember doing that. Yeah. I hope you have video. I definitely have at least a picture.

Okay, good. But yeah, anyway, I don't know. It was just, I'm like, flubbing over my words because it just, I think in my brain and I think maybe a lot of our listeners can probably feel the same way when you think of going to like a porn hub awards party which I've never been invited to or gone to anything like that.

I really wanted to go because of our podcast because Luke and I both watch porn. We want to talk about it on here. It's a very normal thing and I watched, well Luke and I both watch the porn hub documentary together on Netflix. Yeah, this is super interesting. You should check it out. Yeah. So for me, I only recognize one person. Her name is Gwen Adora. She won an award for like BBW, right? Yeah, I think top BBW performer.

Yeah. She was heavily interviewed on the PornHub documentary. And so I immediately recognized her and asked for a photo. And it felt really cool. And you recognized people. Yeah, I recognized a couple people. But it was. You were like a kid in a candy store. Yeah, okay, well, you know.

You know. It was really fun, though. And then Stormy Daniels was there, which was wild. She won, what was it? The Lifetime Achievement Award. That's right. And then for me, the coolest part was right after we get out of the shuttle, then you get on a golf cart because it's a pretty steep hill.

And all of a sudden, I see my friend Lexi, who I've known through Shina. Alexi used to do my makeup like the first couple of seasons of Interpump Rules, whenever we had like events to go to. And I know that she does makeup in that industry and then told me she's now like into production and all of this stuff. So we really wanted to get Lexi on and we will have her on at a later date.

So I think that'll be really exciting. Yeah, that's be a better time to elaborate about all this too. Yeah. Okay, anyway, hi Brittany. Hey. So yeah, we just had to wrap up our quick porn hub party feedback situation, the party we went to, and Jared.

Ooh, hello, hello. You're a lot of bonus. We have literally, this is a bonus guest. We have Jared lips with us. Woo. In the couchie Hall homestead. The cart right. Yeah, couchie homestead. Cart right couchie. Thereestead. The cartwright. Yeah, couchie homestead.

Cartwright, couchie. There we go. So we are coming to you from Brittany's awesome living room because I live in an apartment and she has a baby. Chris is running around here. So if we have to say hello every now and then, hopefully Chris joins us and I'll hand him the mic. They'll be like, take it away.

Okay, let me before I ask you this question. Brittany, I'm gonna pretend like you're not like my best friend ever for one second. You are now a podcast host. You have a new show on Peacock. You are the spokesperson for Jenny flipping Craig. The most famous of iconic of famous black brands and not like you're the song's first.

And that was really cool. I know the spokesperson. That was really cool because I grew up watching like Mariah Carey or like somebody doing it. And then just seeing those commercials all the time. And then it was me. That was so crazy.

You never thought that would ever happen. One of the most famous commercials. Yeah. I mean, I remember it always, you know. Like I feel like Jenny Craig commercials and like this is in summer's like the thawed yes, the thawed master and Jenny Craig. But you think of like back in the day. So it was kind of cool.

It was pretty cool. Wait, dude, dude, any of you and Luke, you probably don't know who this is, but I don't remember Lisa from back in the day. Are we all too young for that? No, I think she had like a campy game moment because I definitely remember in like high school like making jazz or size or whatever. Making fun of her diaper commercial.

She like did a depends commercial. And I remember it being very seriously did a depends adult diaper commercial. And it was like she was like on a red carpet. She seriously did this. Like before she was like a like a slave Beverly Hills housewife. She literally did one where she was like on a red carpet. She did this. Like before she was like a like a slave Beverly Hills housewife. She literally did one where she was like on a red carpet being like, just in case I have to pee my pants, I got a depends on it.

So I was gonna say we have to explain Duluc really quickly. Serena is a how ex housewife of Beverly Hills, but her husband is like on house ones anymore. I don't think so. Gosh, I need it. She got a pause. Oh, she's not the big olips. I don't think so. Oh, I need it. I don't know much. She's got a pause. Oh. She's got the big ol' lips.

I see, yeah, okay. But her husband is, he's on Mad Men. He's like a very great actor. Very hamlet. Cool. Yeah, yeah. And am I gonna be like thinking about this like in the future?

Like you're being like, she did a depends commercial. I'm talking about my Jenny Krakmer commercial. Hey, I have a little bit of a difference. I don't know. Now, I was super blessed and like, you guys know how much that meant to me. You guys are some of my very closest best friends and that meant the world to me to be able to do that.

And the fact that even picked me, that was just so cool. Isn't it wild that you guys have been on TV and you're on TV, but still the commercial comes on and you're like, it's just like there's an excitement. Like even when I'm watching it, it's different. It is different. It's different. I saw you on the back of the People magazine

for the commercial. I was like, oh my God. Oh, that was really awesome. It's a great, good Cosmo magazine, but there was something about like, the B-D. The B-D. The B-D.

On the back of a People magazine. Jared's casually like, we've done Cosmo. Not all of us have Jared. Okay, so Hell yeah, but I wanna get to the podcast and the peacock show a little bit later. Awesome. Because right now I wanna talk about you. You guys just keep blowing my head up a little.

Well, I am about to, because I'm very lucky to call you one of my best sees, my LA Bessie. You're a mom, you're a wife, two hard-ass talking jobs, and you're a badass. Thank you. And on this podcast, we are not here to just talk about Vanderpomp rules. Yes, guys, we were both on Vanderpomp rules.

I know you want all the tea, but we are here to talk about sex love and what else matters. Love it. We'll get to the reality show stuff later. So I want to start with obviously you are married You have the most beautiful two-year-old baby boy on the face of the planet who is basically a teenager as he was just walking around independently to go watch his TV show and play with his Flippin dinosaurs like he's literally like 16 like I can't handle it But I'm gonna ask you some questions that are gonna kinda sound weird

because I know the answers to them, but Luke does not, and the listeners do. Okay. And Jared Pauppy does. Yeah, we can fact-check them, you know, if we don't believe you're Brittany. Yeah, so before Jackson, okay, so you and Jackson, you've been together since eight years.

Eight years is when you met in May 24th. Well, we met. I think I'm not on China's when you met in May 24th. Well, we met a famous Chinese birthday. We met May 5th. Okay. Or no, we met May 6th because May 5th is my, one of my other best friends, Keras, birthday. I got to right. And that's why I was in Vegas. And she is birthday 7th and we met on May 6th like in between the birthday. And then you moved here July, right? The 4th of July was 4 was they, I'm here so that fast. So that's cool. All the way from Kentucky.

Yeah, so okay. Before you and Jaxe were together, you obviously have dated other people. Oh yeah. Were you more of a single and mingle girl or were you more like me like a relationship gypsy, like boyfriend to boyfriend to boyfriend? Well, okay, so I had a boyfriend like eighth grade,

eighth grade to like freshman year. And then I started dating a senior myself more year. And then I, my junior year, actually, that was one year. I gotta add all these up. It's hard to go back that far. So it's so long. So it's like your relationship, Gypsy. In high school, I always had a boyfriend.

I definitely was with somebody for like two years, one year, two years. And then what about in college and after college? I was living the life, honey. What did that look like? Luke's over here grinning because he's a college dude. Like I did not, I went to college for three semesters and that was it. So yeah, whenever I first moved to college, I was still dating my high school boyfriend.

And I was cheering at EKU. He was playing football for EKU. But we fought 24-7. And we had a horrible relationship already from high school. What was the age difference again? This guy, we were the same age. Yeah, he was my senior boyfriend, and like, first time in your college.

Like, high school, sweet heart. Yeah, like, we went to prom together, and like, all that stuff. But we had the worst relationship. Like, fought all the time, and he was just kind of crazy sometimes, but where we all, but yeah, so I dated him, and then when we broke up, I was just like, just going at it, and I was like,

I'm just going in the live. Yeah, you gotta live your life and have fun. I feel like I lived it all, and that's what I knew I was ready to get married. Not to sew them. What are they called? Oats or something, you have to sew them.

Yeah, I have so many oats. I had so much fun in college. Like all or something? You have to sell them. Yeah, I have a link on your oats. I've had so much fun in college. Like all my friends, I was the party house. Like no matter where I've ever lived, whenever I was in high school, whenever I was in college, here I always had the party house. Were you in sorority? I, okay, so I, what's it called whenever you?

Rush. I was a legacy. My sister was 80 80-Pie. So I went in and- It's a pitch perfect. She's like my mom's a legacy. I'm so legacy, right? My sister was a legacy.

So me and my, one of my best friends, Alex from home, we both went to be 80-Pies, but I was also cheering in college. So it just didn't really work like I did 80-Pie for a little bit of time, couple months. But I was also cheering and I just didn't have time. I like to do both. I was crazy to swap to the building guys. Hi, Cruz.

He took Jared's cane and knocked it over. And he was off to the dinosaur room. Yeah, sure. Oh, I know. But I did rush for a little bit. But then whenever I was in it and accepted, and I had my big sister and all that stuff, but I was just cheering and doing that, it was just just too much and I had much more fun with the cheerleader

It's like being a cheerleader. We had so much fun. It's like so hard It's like really difficult. We had so much fun. We had so much fun. Yeah, so many rules on TV. They make it seem like it's like all like fun and games But it is like and if you can't show up to Sunset everybody gets but her and it's like I was also and games, but it is like. And if you can't show up to Sunset, everybody gets butt hurt. And it's like, I was also a cheerleader and doing like other things. I had to be out of town a lot. And like, that sounds like our friend group

like six years ago. And they're like, you got a manicure without me. You fucking kidding me. Yeah, oh my gosh. It's funny. So yeah, I just, I didn't like follow all the way through, but I definitely was in it for at least like four months. But then it was just,

so then after between that time and you meeting Jack's obviously dating, then getting married, having a baby. So in that time, in that interim, I know you had at least one boyfriend. What was your longest relationship pre- your marriage? Probably Aaron, the one that everybody had seen like on Firenipump Rules or Jack and Bernie Tate Kentucky, he was on there.

We were together for like almost three years, but also my boyfriend Chris and college we were together for three years. I don't know, I'm like, stay I'm like, I'm going back and forth because it sounds like whenever you add all those up it sounds like I didn't have single time. I must have just been having all the fun in between. I mean, to me, to me, to me it makes sense though, because think about since you've known me, I makes sense though, because think about, since you've known me, I've had boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, right?

Yeah, but I'm trying to think about it better, because whenever I dated the guy from college, like the main one from college, I was single for like two years and I only dated him for like a year and a half, two years, and that was single again, and then I dated Aaron. So I had like years in between them. Okay. So you just had a little now. I'm still in a little now. I had the normalcy of your in between them. Okay. So you just kind of feel like an old now.

You had the normalcy of your early 20s. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that sounds like kind of what Luke's past. I feel like even mine, Jared. I could feel like it's a little bit more time single than either of you girls. That's true.

Yeah. I had to like stretches of years and years. That was the same. I could do single, I can do single, and so some oats for an extended period. I can do single. I can do single. I can do single, I can do single,

and so some oats for an extended period. But that makes sense. Going back to what you said that you were like, you got to live life by having boyfriends for a decent period of time in your life. Yeah, like year to years, two and a half like the longest. And you got to date.

So by the time you met Jack's, and obviously he's much older than you as we know That's fine because Luke I am much older than Luke so I'm not here. I'm not hating. Yeah, but it makes sense Why you were like I've kind of been there done all of that and now I'm ready Yeah, because I know since you were pretty much born you've wanted a child and a husband and you know for sure Pinterest boards in your mind. Merry, yeah, my wedding. I knew I was getting married at the castle for as long as I could remember.

I've always wanted a little boy first, and that happened like it's just like crazy. So I'm here for it. It's a good person and you manifested and you got it, you know? But I definitely had my fun. Let's remember that. Hell yeah, you're a ball of fun. Hey, Brad I got a question for you. Okay, so since I'm kind of new to this world

Like I need your wisdom on this. How do you you know stay grounded with your southern roots Amongst all the hollywood stop that gets thrown at you. Oh, that is a good question. I don't even know how to answer that I think I just trying to say true to my self. We'll take a first year into where you are now. Like how is that journey been? I mean, it's been definitely crazy, but I don't feel like I've changed that much. You haven't. Like I really don't feel like I have. I mean, some things obviously have changed, but I just feel like I'm still that same Kentucky girl. Like I would, I love being home and I love being on the farm and I love being with my family and I love talking to my family all the time. And I think just being close with my family

and my best friends back home, like I have a huge friend group back home that like everybody out there that watches me on a show doesn't even know. You know, and they're like super close to me too. I talk to them almost every single day. So I think it's just like saying in touch with your family back home, your friends back home.

And just like, I don't know, I always just try to be like true to who I am and always just kept the morals that I grew up with, I feel like. I will say two things. So first is that I remember even starting Vanderpump Rules or even before Vanderpump Rules and just working at Sir and meeting new people

and making new friends, I found who I was drawn to and the people that I wasn't. I mean, I was up friendly with everyone, right? But like, who did I really want to stay friends with? Where are the people that were not from here? Except for Sheena. But Sheena was like super easy going and her parents are like. And again, she got a close family.

So it's all, it's amazing because every family looks different for everybody. But there is something about things. Sheena's family is very down to earth. Very down to earth. And they're not like LA quote unquote. Agree. But I think my, so I, yeah, so I agree.

Not a word. I felt like it was like find your tribe and love them hard. Yes. Like you find the people that just make sense and then fit into your world as well. But I think with Luke, because he's so new and like lives in Colorado, but is here all the time, he, at times, is kind of like, oh, LA is like not for me.

So I guess for you, both of you, Jared and Brett, did you ever feel that way? I mean, maybe Jared, for you, like last Hollywood was awesome. Because you know, that's interesting though, because I started off and I said, I'm going to move in, you know move slowly as a kind of like a little coastal boy in the South. I was like, I'm gonna start off in Venice Beach and kind of worked my way into the city. So I really kind of kept a similar life to what I lived.

It was just now I had access to more things, like West Hollywood and things that I appreciated. So I think there's a way to appreciate a big city like that. I definitely understand Luke like God where you're coming from of trying to find footing big city like that. I definitely understand Luke like God, where you're coming from, of trying to find footing, especially being through. I can't even imagine, I mean, I just imagine, remember meeting you guys and getting kind of thrown into the world

of makeup for Bravo and the Bravo universe and all of that kind of stuff. It was so wild. And then you Luke dating someone in it and just really being thrust in a shorter point. Because I got to inch in there and kind of learn, learn behind the scenes and work with other shows and stuff like that.

So I don't know, I think it's about finding the right, you know, place and learning when to avoid traffic, you know, learning when to not be driving. Oh boy, yeah, traffic. And like, it can be, it can be tough sometimes. So I get it. I know. Well, I just feel like whenever I moved here,

you guys were such a, because we were all, you guys were all filming at the time. Like everybody was always together. Like whenever I first moved here, everybody just like kind of like brought me in and took me in like so kind. Like I had like, I was pretty lucky with how I came in because I know it's not like you.

But I know it hasn't been like that for everybody. So I'm not the best person to get like advice. But it's hard. Hammer's down the fact of, you know, community, a sense of community, a sense of family, a sense of belonging. I think that's where it's harder to. That's what I'm gonna say. I mean, a guy might be different coming in,

especially like, no, no, it's a bit of a person. Me, me, me. I didn't mean it. I didn't want to say it, but. Well, you know, cool, you just came out of your life. But we've last relationship. But we've talked about it. I didn't mean it. I didn't want to say it. But, you know, cool, because you just came out of your life. But last relationship. But we've talked about it. Yeah, I know.

Jack and I had that conversation a few weeks back, where he said, Kristen, it's so hard to keep up sometimes, because you want us to fall in love with your boyfriends. And then I go, Jack said, I've known you for 16 years, and I've had four boyfriends. And he was like, oh, is that true? Because I am a relationship gypsy and I go for, they're all four, three, two years long. Yeah, you were with him for a long time.

And scumbag. Okay, believe that. So it's like, I do feel like me and a guy might be a little bit harder. Cause whenever I came in, I just feel like, I don't know, I don't know how to really explain it, but all that y'all of you guys were so welcoming to me and just like, we were so excited for me. We were so excited for Jack's to date someone so kind and awesome. Thank you. Oh, that's really sweet.

But we think you're kind and awesome too. We just got to get to know you even better. I appreciate that. What's funny is I feel 100% more welcomed by the girls and the gay guys. Yeah, I mean, Jared, Kyle Chan and Zach are like way cooler to me than about any of the straight guys I've met. I know I'm always sliding through.

I'm like, hey, what are you doing? Are you back in town? I'm saying, they just need to get to know you better. I feel like it'll be. It'll be good. You gotta start by asking me a question. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Hang out for 20 times and don't get a single question

as it's like pretty hard to get to know me. Oh, that makes me feel bad, but I agree. But I like you, Luke. I like you're great. Yeah. You're wonderful. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, so you, hopefully, over time,

that will try to essentially, though, like for you staying true to your roots. Yeah, yeah. In doing not only moving to Los Angeles, which is a huge move, but also then doing reality TV Yeah, having your own show and the Jenny Craig and this Instagram ads and like all the you know, spoke's persony type things You do I agree with you. I just feel like you're just when I hang out with you and your friends from back home or your family

It's like the only thing that changes is your accent gets a little stronger thicker a little thicker. A little thicker. Yeah, you hear that when I'm in Indiana. Oh, yes. And Jared, I mean, Jared comes out when certain people are... People, yeah, sometimes you guys can call it out and I don't ever really fall.

I feel like you almost sound like Louisiana Georgia sometimes. Well, yeah, I'm a motley crew from the south. So that would check out my dads from Georgia. Oh my gosh. Okay, yeah, I'm a motley crew from the from the self. So that would check out my dad's from Georgia. Oh, my gosh. Okay, moving on. I just don't want to talk about me. I'm just kidding. No, but you know, I want I want to be married. I want babies. Yes. Mostly I just want babies. Luke knows this. I just want your sperm. I don't need a ring. No, I want a ring. But I don't know necessarily know at this age

if I'm like, do I care so much about the big wedding and all this stuff? I want a really pretty much sparkly ring. And you can all of a sudden, maybe, and have the wedding lighter. Yeah, there's no time for me. Right. So my question for you, which this did come from some listeners,

and I, yeah, again, guys, yes, I sort of know, but I like interview news. It's fun. Because we don't necessarily talk like this when we're just hanging out. Well, no. Done. So, knowing that you have always had this dream of like your perfect wedding and you wanted

a boy first and you got your dream husband and just the three dogs and now two dogs and Russ and P. Soapy, I'm sorry. But the beautiful house, right? All the stuff is marriage, what you thought it would P. Sophia, I'm sorry. But the beautiful house, right? All the stuff is marriage. What you thought it would be in quotes, I guess. Was it easier? Was it harder? Was it the same as dating jacks?

What did anything change when you guys said I do? I feel like whenever we said I do, we just became a family for sure. Like it changed. Like in that way, I just trusted him more. I felt more connected to him. Like that really meant a family for sure. Like it changed like in that way. Like I just like trusted him more. I felt more connected to him. Like that like really meant a lot to me to get married. Because I knew you and Jacks have always said

and the fans know this as well. You're always said like you guys do not believe in divorce. You if you're getting married, you're sticking to it. I mean, you never know what, not that bad. No, no, no, no, no, we don't like that. I don't mean it like that. I just mean you guys are tied. You truly were committed to each other

when you said I did. 100% committed, yes. 100% not just a fun, vows thing. You didn't know. We both, like neither one of us ever want to get divorced. We both had, you know, well, he didn't have his family. His family was together all the way until his father passed away. But my parents got divorced and I was really young.

And that like was just, I had an amazing step father and everything like that. But I would just love for us to be at one single family home, like while Cruz grows up, and I just really want him to experience that kind of lifestyle. Yeah, all that love. Yeah, all that love. And Jack's drives me freaking crazy all the time.

But I love him so very much that it's worth it no matter what. Like, you know, I love him. He is my family. So does it feel different like dating to be engaged to be married? Oh, yeah. I've been married for so many years. So it's like, we've been married for four years now. So I, um, yeah, it'll be four years in June. Oh, my God. Yeah. So time is just fine. But yeah, I think it's that definitely that sense of family. And there's like just a commitment. As long as you mean what you're saying, you just feel different whenever you get married.

That makes sense. I don't know. I remember on your wedding day, you were so grounded in peace and serenity. I remember like, cause I fully expected like a moment of like, bridesilla or not that you were ever a bridesilla, but just like I expected a moment of like, okay,illa or not that you were ever a bridesilla, but just like I expected a moment of like, okay, is everything in order, are we on time?

Or, you know, and then said you're like, all right guys, I'm gonna go take a bath. And no, like in the sweetest way, you were like, I really just wanna take in this moment. You really said this. I don't know if you remember it or just like. She was very chill. And you said, like I wanna go take a bath

and just kinda think about this for a little bit and like look over my vows. And it was a really, a really sweet, like, I wanna go take a bath and just kinda think about this for a little bit and like, look over my vows. And it was a really, a really sweet, like, beautiful. And I remember thinking, like, gosh, because as a makeup artist, I've done several weddings. And I remember like, more people should do this and really realize what is, what this moment's about. So hearing that, it really, you know, it makes sense

with, you know, because people will give you shit about, oh, well, she wanted a fairy tale castle wedding, but you really, it wasn't just like the fairy tale castle wedding, it was the meaning behind it. It was so loved behind it. And that doesn't always get documented on the show. You know, they didn't obviously film you, having your private time in the bathtub,

which I'm sure they probably would have loved to. Like, get out of here, production, camera crew out now, get out of here. And it gave us time to, you know, to do some makeup of the bridesmaids, and then for them to create some fake storyline for Kristen to pretend that she was late for makeup. So they got to do their drama,

and Brittany got to have her time. I did my own makeup at Brittany's wedding. No, I hope so. No, and then you did after. Okay, I was like, remember, I was like, Jared, should I just start my song? Yeah, I was like, yes, please do like 17 br Yeah, I was just, please, like, 17 varieties.

17 varieties. Yeah. But I really do. I think that was such a sweet moment for, and it just showcases how important marriage is. Not just for you, but it just, it is more than just a tax write-off, and it is more than just easy-to-easy. Oh, gosh, yeah.

Like, marriage is hard work, too, because it's like, this is forever like, we're not just kind of like, we can't just like break up, you know what I mean? Like, we have a whole life invested. So like, we got to, you got to work for marriage and like, really make things work. It, you don't get to run away. Yeah, you can't just run away and to face it and like, go through it together. And if you love each other so much, but I think that's an excellent piece of marriage advice that we didn't even ask you for, but you for, but it just came naturally that you're like, it's work. Yeah. It is not effortless, it is effortful.

There's something I've thought I've always felt about a good relationship. Yeah. And that's how I feel about my myth, Luke. It's like, we both put in the effort. Yeah, you have to put in the work. Yeah. And so four years into marriage, do you have advice

for people that aren't married yet and thinking about it? Like, if they're already in a relationship and aren't married yet. Yeah, wanting to get married. Right, just advice for a general. Anyone who's not married, do you have any advice for anyone, whether people are single, want to be married one day, they're about to get married. Me. I mean, I just feel like I was just so honest and open.

Like, I feel like if you really want that in your life, you have to be honest and open from the get-go, because what if you're with somebody who never wanted to be married? Like, you have to talk about that. But also, a lot of people thought Jack's never wanted to be married. So I don't know if that's good advice,

because we were just like, making it. But with you, he wanted to get married. Yeah. So whenever it's the right person, it's going to work out. So maybe if you're wanting to get married, you've been together for like 10 years. It's time to... Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh- go what you want. Knowing your, from everything, boundaries, whether it's, you know, that is a good, that is actually good advice, Brittany. I know you thought you were like, I was like, I was like, but yeah, being open and honest

from the get co sounds like pretty. That's why I like that. Kristen was open, like, I want to have a baby so that you already knew that. Oh, it wasn't like, you know, that's good. That's a told you from the start. You know what I mean? Because like, what if he never wanted kids

and then you're finding out now? Also just our age difference. Yeah. Like, I know Luke once, kids if he never wanted kids and then you're finding out? And you know, So just our age difference. Yeah. Yeah. Like I know Luke once kids, he's from a family of four. Like he has two sisters and a brother and very family oriented all of that.

But he's 32 technically right now in the East Coast. Oh, whoo, happy birthday, Luke. Yeah, thanks. So if he's 30, now he's 32. No, I'm 40. Think about this though. You're younger than me, Lou. Yeah, thanks. Lou, Lou, Lou. He's 30, now he's 32. No, we're 40. Think about this though. Hey, you're younger than me, Lou. Yeah, I'm the youngest person.

I'm the only one in the school. I'm used to be the youngest in less low-alls around. No, look, Britt, I'm sure you can relate to this though. When you go back home, are you not the, oh, I guess, were you not like one of the oldest people not married in your hometown? Oh, yeah, because, well, either not married or actually didn't have kids because a lot of, a lot of single mother friends from back home that are amazing parents and that they're

just now getting engaged and getting married and like, but still like I always thought I was going to have kids when I was like 23 or get married whenever I was so young, the castle wedding could have been when I was 21 for a lock in your room. But things just worked out perfectly, you know? Like I wouldn't have crews, I wouldn't have jacks, I wouldn't have any of this life if it would have happened the way that I pictured it happened. Right, and both of our hometowns being not that far apart,

being in your 30s, never married, no kids is a rare thing. Oh, yeah. Even my family were like, when are you going to start having kids? Like they'll ask questions like that from where we're from. And Brittany, think about like, like, in me being from Michigan, but like my niece is 26. 27. Okay. My nephew is 18.

My oldest nephew is 18 too, graduating this year. I can't believe it. And I'm 40 going, come on over, stay strong, bitch. Stay strong. But listen, this is why your life was supposed to go, you know. Yes, this was, yeah, the universe has a plan for me. Exactly. God has a plan for me.

Ah, great. Whether you listeners or religious or not, however, you feel about that, I feel that God and the universe have a plan for me. Me too. You know, the last three years of my life were hell for a reason, but I got through it. You know, yay. Amen.

Amen. Amen. Amen. OK. So this is partially something I'm asking you on behalf of some friends of mine. And also, this was a listener question. So I just did a project.

And I had some people on this project, some who have met Brittany, some who have not, but every single one of them were very curious about you. And they kept asking me, and this was also a listener question, are you always as happy and energetic as you appear? So my answer was, what you see is what you get. However, my follow-up to that was, if someone messed with you, she would be the first one to get in a bar fight. Maybe not now, because you're a mom, but prior to that. And then, and one of the people that I was doing this project with, you know, said, oh, that's because she's from Kentucky.

So I feel, my answer, you're exactly the same as you, with who you know said, oh, that's because she's from Kentucky. Yeah. So I'm definitely, my answer, you're exactly the same as you appear. And hopefully I want to be how I appear always. I want to be myself always. But definitely, I feel like people don't know that side of me because I'm quick to take up from my family and my close friends. And I have been in a couple more fights. I'm not even going to lie. But it's been because my friends have my close friends. And I have been in a couple more fights. I'm not even gonna lie.

But it's been because my friends have been in fighting. And I came over and I just had to help, you know? Yeah, just take up for your friends. Yeah, I had to help. Like it's not like I was like fighting with somebody. But like, yeah, it's happened. But like violence has never the answer. I will say that, like, let's not get all crazy here.

But I got a little red neck in me, and I will bring it out when I need to. And shout out to that, because I love it. I have my family's from West Virginia. It's not Kentucky, but like we're, you know, we're hillbillies too, and I love it. I love every second of it. I was just talking to somebody the other day,

and they were like, I'm from the South too, and like people don't realize like, we run the household. and I was like, oh, heck yeah, I run my household. No, you absolutely run this household. I was like, people don't know that about me, there was like, but I'll be quick to take it for myself. And I don't know, I feel like that gets lost

in translation. Lost in translation. Lost in everything. All right, this is fully a Luke-loving question. Okay. Yeah. Oh, it's got some curiosity about some promiscuous times you may have had when you were younger with professional athletes. Yeah, with some. No, no, not for misuse romantic encounters.

Romantic encounters, I'm sorry. You said promiscuous. Because that's what he'd like to believe. Okay, however he's like to word it. These encounters you've had with some athletes, just curious. If there's anything you can elaborate on, we don't like to word it. Oh, these encounters you've had with some athletes. Just curious, if there's anything you can elaborate on, we don't need names or numbers for teams. But like, is there a 14?

14. We are known, bring it to the thing. Well. Well, exactly. So, can you name some sports that you have not had an encounter with ones you have not I don't know I don't know So we don't call anyone out specifically But okay, so in between my boyfriend's in between my boyfriend's I'm from Kentucky

So there was always like basketball players around or and you were a cheerleader Yeah, or whenever I live in Cincinnati, there was baseball players around or and you were a cheerleader. Yeah, or whenever I lived in Cincinnati, there was baseball players around. Oh, I mean, I've met a couple. So which sports have you not had, which athletes have you not had an in a romantic encounter with, like which type of sport? Wait, what are you just, okay, swimmer.

Hockey, no hockey players. Thank God for your husband. No, like, I mean, are we going through everything like all the Olympic golfers? Oh, man, no, please, no, we're not that much time. There's none of that. Okay, so no hockey players, we're not golfers. No, no golfers.

Oh, see, Jackson's good then. Those are his favorite snowers, when it fires. Well, meaning like there's no one that he's obsessed with. No. Right, so great. That's amazing. So some of the other professional sports you've had room in to encounters.

And listen, I mean, I would just go to the bar and happen to meet people or I would be bartending and meet people like came up to me. It's not like I was running around. Like a hooters. Oh, I don't think, yeah, I didn't meet one of hooters before. Did you? Can I just say to my own? This is my single years, okay?

No, I'm cheating my own horn that when Brittany got her, what was it called in Clearwater? Oh, I was an individual's Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame, yeah. Inducted to the Hall of Fame, I brought you a thing. A leader's Hall of Fame. And I got to be Brittany's plus one. Oh my God.

That's pretty cool. It was like on stage and she got this like little sash like and she know she's a pageant girl, a pre-patt, she's sweet pageant girl. Also was America's prettiest baby. I love that you remember all this stuff. Did you know that? It's true. America's prettiest baby. I didn't know that one.

And it's called America's most beautiful baby actually. Most beautiful baby. Not's prettiest baby. I didn't know that one. It was called America's most beautiful baby actually. It was the most beautiful baby. I'm the most beautiful baby. Not the most beautiful baby. I was like, they're wilding out in Kentucky. Yeah, I was like in Kentucky. I was in the newspaper, okay. It was a big deal in my little town.

Okay. To the people I've been. If you all could just see the look, I wish I had video cameras on. I had video cameras on her face when she goes, it was America's most beautiful baby, actually. Oh my God. It's all of them. Yeah.

Good old hooters. Man, such a huge part of your marriage, you know, like, your husband got to marry a hooter's girl. It's like, he could have dropped a better woman. That is like all he wanted. Whenever he had found out, whenever he came to me at the bar and was like, that's all kind of top a better woman. That is like all he wanted. Whenever he found out, whenever he came to me at the bar and was like, what do you do? And I was like, well, I'm already in at his,

and I worked at 10 roofs since the 90s sometimes. He was like, whoo. There's like the eyes that go like, the omen go. Yeah. He was like, all right, girl, that's in the bathroom. See ya. Oh my God, there's a girl in the bathroom.

Yeah. Oh my gosh, I need to, that's in the bathroom. See ya. Oh my God, that's a girl in the bathroom. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I need to freshen up on my history. On my Brit and Brit story. There was like a reign, like it wasn't like a relationship or nothing, but it was just some random Vegas girl. I don't know who she is. Vegas girl.

No offense to our Vegas girls. You don't even know who you are so. Hey, it's better than Miami girls. Yeah, it's better than that. Actually. I've had Vegas girls in counters with my ex-boyfriends too, but that's on them, not the girls. Hey.

Okay. Way better than Miami girl. Way better than Miami girl. Oh, God. Jared. Okay, I want to ask you something before we get into Q&As. So you have been a part of this crazy flipping world. You mean your guys this friend group

that happened to be on a TV show? Yeah. And then one day I got a call being like, hey, can you do touch ups for these group of girls? And I was like, sure, what's the deal with it? Yeah. And then I met you guys and I was like, oh my goodness.

And then Brittany and I literally stole you and said, this company are working for, can we just call you instead? Because we're obsessed with you. Also, you've now become our therapist. It is true. Like when they say, I know getting glam is such a specific thing and not everyone can, but I mean,

like even when you go get your hair done. I don't know if people understand what I mean. But I mean, people go get their hair done. Yeah, so get some. But they get a blow out. And you talk to the person doing, you know, and especially if you get highlights or anything done for hours. So it's the same thing. So getting glam is, you know, getting your makeup done and the hair done for an event

or for filming or whatever. But also can I chime in really fast? Like whenever you get your hair makeup done, especially like if you're getting ready to do like a show, like a live show or something, like, you all, you helped me so much, like, because I would have to like talk it through, I would get nervous before certain things and like you You're glam and you're makeup and hair like our huge part of that that a lot of people don't realize What If there's like things okay, what if Andy asked this you know And Andy likes to throw a curveball and watch what happens live

And it's like live TV. I mean obviously there's some episodes that are pre taped and some but like when we were doing it Like back in the day before COVID, it was like live. And it was, you know, like we would be there. And also the Vanderpump reunions, all the red carpets that we would do were freaking out. You've, Jared, you've done my makeup in the back of a like suburban before.

I was so hungover on the way. I hate my sleep. You weren't even hungover. No, you had your teeth thing happen. Oh, in my tooth. Yeah, like she had like a horrible two thing and she had to do and I was so hungover on the way. He went to sleep. You weren't even hungover. No, you had your teeth thing happen. Oh, with my tooth. Yeah. Like, she had like a horrible tooth thing and she had to do, and I was like,

she was literally, and I was like, I kind of always wanted to do it. I was like, oh my gosh, it's kind of giving me, because I would never be a mortician. But I was like, this is kind of iconic to do makeup laying down. And I was like, Brittany, cross your arms.

And she's like, I'm too sick to do anything. I was like, fine. So I just did her makeup laying down. But I was like, here a dead body, but that's like, I, she look beautiful. I was like, fine, so I just did her makeup laying down. But I was like, you're a dead body, but that's like, I'm pretty beautiful, I will say stunning. But yeah, it's been crazy getting to, you know, I mean, it's a crazy world to enter into. And also it goes back to Luke, it's just like,

it's like, I got to kind of ease into it. But I will say, Kristen, you were quick to share your, your trip. Maybe I give off like honesty vibes, or maybe you just talk like a lot No, I mean I knew right. I trusted you like about all of your problems with Carter like off the from our first time We met Yeah, it's probably a little bit about but you're but you're very like trustworthy vibes and I knew that we were gonna be friends That's why I felt so comfortable like I've had my makeup done by other people. Some I've become great friends with.

Some I don't even know their name and I've never spoken to again. Exactly. You know? Some of it is just like exactly that. Whoever said the vibe, tribe, whatever, like you find your tribe. Yeah, you said find your tribe and love them hard.

Yeah, so that's what happened with us, I guess. But yeah, so you know, you guys are more grouped to crack. Well, I have a quick question. Who's your favorite girl to work with? Me. From you guys? By Brittany, do you mean me?

Cool. Could you imagine if I answered? And I just said, could you imagine? I'm like, Laura Lee. You know, wait, I don't even, I have a hand to God. I just watched her first season during the pandemic. Just don't say Rachel. I don't, I've never done. Have during the pandemic. Just don't say Rachel.

I don't. Have you ever done Rachel's week? Absolutely not. The only time I saw her at a reunion come in was when she was wearing a lufa. And she, I literally go, she came in and that reunion. Was that puppy sleeves member? And then she came in and I go and I just,

now she's like a mannequin though. She was like this. And my jaw dropped and I said, Brittany's doing the like the dumb look, the dumb look that's had to be.'s doing the like, the dumb look, the dumb look, the pageant case. That's like the mod, like, get like your neck. Yeah, can't like, can't turn your head. Yeah.

You can't turn your head so you move with your shoulder. She ain't cheating, bang bang. Because they were talking about when they were like, come out of the box. They just like, turn their shoulders. Yeah, you turn your shoulders. Like almost like Barbie, the way Barbie would turn out.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, except Barbie's a classic icon. Well, correct. I'm just trying to explain the way Brittany's moving her body right now to those of us. Yeah, I mean, well, you guys have seen how that not barely hum, barely subhuman for walks around, but she walked into the reunion, that reunion.

And I was like, oh, what's on your body? And she goes, the same designer as Cardi B and Jennifer Lopez. And I was like, I don't think so, because they're usually like Versace or you can say their name. You know what I mean? Anyway, so that was my only encounter with her. So, not a friend of, not a good friend of, not a good friend.

You were telling me how she was reciting. Was it you there with her? Oh yes, she was reciting what she was gonna say when that reunion. I mean, this is all pre-any of this. She was in like a very reciting. This is like the first reunion. The first reunion, she got to come in

and like get my- Was that reunion seven? The one before. No, the first reunion. The first reunion, she got to come in and like get my mother to all that. Was that reunion seven? The one before. No, the first one, like probably like four or five. No, it was when Brittany had the parted hair and the waves and you had the big necklace. Hi, right?

No, a wave pasta. It was four, it was after your wedding. It was your wedding reunion. Oh, that's, no, the loofo was before the wedding reunion. Oh, it was engagement season. It was engagement season. It was engagement season. Okay. Season seven reunion when she wore her reunion. Oh, it was engagement season. It was in season. It was engagement season season seven reunion. When she wore her Lufa, the bright lean group season seven reunion is when I went through a lot of shit.

And you two were the only there to witness it. Yes. Yeah. It was season seven. It was really a fucked up day. We'll talk about that at a later date. Yeah. But I'll say is no.

And I refused to do actually funny enough. I refused to do Rachel's makeup back then because she was at the time with James Kennedy and it was a whole mess because I was being loyal to my friends because, you know, I'm loyal, so it's not whatever. But yeah, but this whole drama that's happened with Scandal Vault, I know you guys are probably sick to death of talking about it, but it hit a little too close to home after his having done it. Oh no, because I have some questions about that a little bit.

Okay. Well, Brittany has, not only do you have a, I was about to say your podcast, which I want to talk about, you have a reality podcast with podcast fun, congratulations. Thank you. And the photo. And the photo.

And the photo. And the photo. We're not even watching Chris, and we've already been talking about the photo. No, we have to. And the photo, with the photo of you and Jackson cruising. Oh, thank you. That was all my idea, by the way.

I was so excited about it. Actually fucking brilliant. Thank you. We're going to touch on the scan of all shit real quick. So Jared, I do want you to tell the story. Yes, because Jared, yeah. Oh, my goodness. It's very close to home for me in Brittany.

Well, you know, it's so weird to see. You know, I tried to, you know, this whole thing has been such a mind-fuck because it's not happening during filming. It's not like, and it's like a really, a real, real thing. And Ariana is obviously just like you guys are one of my closest friends, so is Ariana. Yes. So obviously, we've all dealt with that,

kind of like the, you know, being there for Ariana. And I didn't watch his, obviously, his Tom Sande of All River's name is, his, how I Mendel interview thing. Also, who's how I Mendel, I didn't watch his, obviously, his Tom Santa Vola, Ritiver's name is his, uh, Howie Mendel interview thing. Also, who's Howie Mendel? I don't know, Bald. Um, he's so, he's like, I don't watch it. It's fine. I mean, I was bald too. So, like, I can say, uh, I was supposed to be a game show too. But America's got talent, right? Yeah. Yeah. And you can deal or not. I actually know a lot about who

Yeah. And Bobby's world. All right. Howie Mendel. But I think I was a wrong. I was the wrong week. Yeah. But the point is, I got, so I didn't watch it, but I got, how I'm in jail. But I think I was a wrong person for this. I was a wrong person. Yeah. Yeah. But the point is, I got, so I didn't watch it, but I got sent, because I'm very involved in the cancer community as you guys are well aware. Yes.

If there's a listener who's not aware, I'm a leukemia survivor since 2019, long journey still in recovery, and in remission doing well. And I haven't got a placement in every time. Yeah, so, but, but, bone marrow transplants. Yeah. You know, as a cancer survivor, I got sent this clip by a lot of people within the community

who were really bothered by the fact that Tom made a reference. It's how Amanda said something about what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And Tom Sandoval said, except radiation. No, he said like radiation. Like radiation, okay, whatever. And- Which is so fucking disgraceful. And then immediately said- No, said, except for radiation, right?

Because it was like, the whole thing was, but he immediately said, my bad, bad joke, my bad, bad joke. And I was just, you know, and I'm kind of going, I'm, I'm, I'm at this phase where I'm like dealing with the mental side of everything that's going on. And so I'm like trying to focus, you know, trying to realize who I am, post cancer. And I see this clip after this man has been so callous to my friend, and I've seen him in action, you know, just being horrible,

and then trying to publicly say face and saying different things, you know, and seeing it all of this. And then I see this clip of him referencing radiation in whatever context in an offensive manner. And it just, I snapped. And I said, I didn't tell a soul that, you know, we have our group chats and everything about everything going on.

And my visceral reaction was I got, I welled up with tears. And I knew I was like, if I'm feeling like this, then I need to either, I need to do something, and I'm not about to text this person. I do not want to have a contact with him like that. So I popped up on the thing, did a little stick to the video on Instagram,

stitched the video completely unfiltered, unedited. I mean, like a screenshot. So you basically showed, you showed. I showed the little snippet he, you, that someone was like, oh, stitch the video, completely unfiltered, unedited. I mean, like a screenshot. So you basically showed you, I showed the little snippet he, you, that someone was like, oh, we're making, because a bunch of accounts picked it up and said, oh, he's making cancer jokes now, weird.

And so I found that snippet and I stitched it and I just said. And then you did a reaction to your high selfs. How dare you, fuck you, not even read him to filth. I was just so mad. Yeah. And when I get mad, I'm one of those people who almost cry, and so I said I'm trying to cry. I just like, I just got so mad, so I just kept saying like, fuck you.

And I did say I was like, how dare you consider me a friend? You know, all of that stuff. And then he texts you. Well, yeah, and it's not one of those things that I wanted to, you know, because I was happy enough to see like, pages, like, picked it up. And I'm like, Daily Mail picked it up. I was like, good, he's getting a six-year-old. But what he up. And I'm like daily mail picked it up.

I was like good. He's getting. But what he texted you was like so gaslighted. So he texted me and it was told. Should I just like say what he said? Yes. So the damn text. Now you have to remember.

There was a period we were taught. You're not texting, but we were trying to coordinate things. Because obviously Ariana, we did not want her to have a deal with. Which I've talked about this on our podcast with SE Cup. We tried really hard to get our friend, Ariana's best friend from college, Meredith, to be this like middle person coordinator. Yeah.

And he was, Santa Valle was very like, pushed back on it for a while. Yeah. So I need who, Jared. So, so, so. So, Jared was also trying to be cordial with him in order, because what did I say, Jared, which I've said on my podcast,

it's not about how we get what we want it's just getting what we want and if it means being kind to him in a text message to get what we want. Well to make sure that you know to make sure that everyone to protect the Ariana's safe and feel safe and you know that's what I care about. Exactly. So you are only friends with her because of him so. So you were texting with him. We were only friends with him because so so prior So you were texting with him because of her. So prior, there was a few things, yeah, thank you, Bernie. So there was a few things that we had texted, whatever. But then, so I woke up the next, after my video went, it didn't go viral, but it went,

it just got picked up by a few outlets. It was like Ariana Maddox make up art of pop, soft, and the answer joke, whatever. So what did you say about it? So he says, so I just say anything. He's, so he was responded to me. I woke up in the next morning, Jared, I absolutely did not mean to offend you or anyone else for that matter. So we're starting off with just no apology.

That was not a joke about cancer. I've lost family members to cancer. I've been nothing but supportive through your battle and journey. Have I not? It was simply giving an example where what doesn't kill you makes you stronger song doesn't apply This is also why we can't travel to outer space or live on the moon. It's too much radiation Can I get a little bit of benefit of the doubt here? You know me a little bit better than that Hope you're doing well heart emoji. I have never blocked someone so fast in my life

I was like I I almost wrote back. I uncomfortably loved. I know. Because here's a thing, what was it? Why do you bring up outer space in the mood? I'm like, which is it? Right.

So what is it? Was this a cancer joke and you have friends and family who've, also, am I not your friend who was affected by cancer? Yeah. What is happening? Right. And it was so shocking, but what it did to me was highlight the ability he has

to gaslight. And like, if he's able to do that to me, just for one thing that he's upset about, and also to know that he's so worried about my video, I'm not as celebrity whatsoever. My video still has less views than anything that he's ever posted. Do you know what I mean? And for him to be so upset and that he's watching this video. And all he had to say was, I am so sorry that I misspoke. I mean, obviously, listen, it's not like I'm gonna just go running to forgive the guy who hurt one of my dear friends.

But I would say to him, if he would have just been like, I am so sorry, you know, I'm kind of out of my mind right now, I'm losing it, like everyone hates me, I am so sorry that I said that, I fucked up, how can I make this right for you? I know you won't, I would have said, listen, I would have publicly forgiven him for that comment

and made him do a generous donation to be the match or the leukemia lymphoma society, which I'm a proud ambassador of both. But the point is, there was so much room for him to do anything other than that. And instead, he has to gaslight talking about radiation moon, all this other stuff. Okay, I'm sorry, if you're making a joke about radiation in the moon, then you don't, you know,

you don't say, oh my bad bad joke. Yeah, because he already said the joke and then he's like, almost making another joke in his text about radiation still. Yes. Not funny. And it's not, yeah, I mean, like first of all, if you're joking, be funny. Like, that's rule number one. But the point is, is just don't, you know, like, and also on your first announcement, if you're joking, be funny. Like that's rule number one. But the point is, just don't, you know, like. And also on your first announcement, why in the world, why are you even doing it in the first place? Right. And not like apologizing and doing times,

and then also making a bad joke. Right. And then when you're not apologizing, I'm sorry, I need you to have something. What I did was wrong. And then he makes a shitty cancer radiation joke. And it's just like, dude, take the shovel, dig it a little deeper.

And it's truly, and it's like when you have, it's like I'm a cancer survivor. Sorry, Tom, you can't control how the way, were you there for me? I don't know, do I really consider you that, you know, like I don't wanna judge someone who was, who, but I, you know, like, and it's just such a mind-fuck for him to even say that, was I, like I don't want to judge someone who was, who, but I, you know, like, and it's just such a mind

fuck for him to even say that. Was I not there for you? Well, I don't know, like now you're making cancer jokes and you betrayed my friend. And my trust, how dare you say something like that? You know me better than that. Yeah, I mean, that text without an apology just sounds super empty, you know,

if you as a apologize and own what he did, it's like from the start. It's like from the start. From the very start, first thing. He, from the jump, he just says, you know what? And I just, and to me you know, if you just apologize and own what he did, it's a way better. Exactly. He can learn so much better. From the jump, he just says, you know what? And to me, that just, you know, it's not like Ariana's living in the past and showing text, and she's obviously

thriving and living her life. But for me, this was like, oh, if this is the behind the scenes of how he acts and how he texts, and Chris, you probably can speak more to how he gas lights because you have to deal with it. But I'm sure that text, I know because we had brunch when I showed it to you that you were like, this is classic him.

And it must be, you know, I mean, no one is getting pleasure and ariana's pain, but I'm glad that certain people are being exposed for the shitty behavior that they continue to have. Yeah, don't plug it. And we were talking about this earlier, like almost everybody in the world has been affected by somebody who's either had cancer

or lost somebody to cancer. It's affected. So it's just one of those things you don't joke about. Obviously, like as a patient, like I can joke about them. You should some more on digging this grave, y'all. Yeah, truly. So anyways, I just, that's, that's what I have to say about that.

No, thank you for sharing that because. And I've locked them since the world needs to know So Brittany we have some fan questions We're gonna try to go through these rapid fire Okay, rapid fire. Oh gosh. All right here. I go. Well, it's best you can These are Instagram followers and listener questions Thank you. Okay, so first of all so I wasn't, Kristen was, what happened with your hospital visit a few months ago? Okay, yeah, I don't think I've even talked about this really.

Oh, this is an exclusive. Yeah, so all of a sudden, I started getting numbness in my right arm and my right leg to the point where I couldn't even hold my cell phone anymore, and it got really scary because it was like happening out of nowhere. I would get numbness randomly for a couple, like, randomly through maybe like a couple weeks, but it wasn't so bad. I don't like going to the doctor. I'll go ahead and admit that from the start

because everybody's gonna probably be like, why didn't go to the doctor the first time? But it would last for like 30 minutes and it would be gone. Well, this one lasted for like 24 hours straight. My whole, it was my entire right arm and my entire right leg. It was so bad that I fell down,

bruised my body really bad on the right side. Our friend Janet came over to the house and had crews with me. Jackson was a way working on the project, so he wasn't home. So Janet came over here, and she's like, we're going to the ER. We go to the ER, we call Kristen.

She's there in like two seconds. Kristen and Janet both just like, we were taking taking care of crews and it was just really scary time. They didn't know what was going on with me. They thought maybe I had early signs of MS or maybe a small stroke. So I had to have like MRIs on my brain and on my spine and I had to have CAT scans. It was just a really scary time. Everything, thank God, came back clean.

So we still don't know what's going on, but I haven't had the numbness since that day, or anything. I was breaking out and halves a lot. There was just a lot of crazy things that was going on. But all of my blood tests came back perfect. All my things were normal. So I don't know.

I don't know you into the neurologist. Yeah, I would say that everything is fine. Everything was fine in my brain. So at least I have a piece of mind that like my, my MRIs and my, on my brain. And just so everyone knows, Jack's left his project when she had to be admitted. And met him there.

And there. Because I don't want everyone listening to me and like, Jack's was, he was, well, I didn't want to call Jack. Yeah, you did not. So in so many hours. Yeah, I waited like hours and hours. And then, but like all of my friends like Kristen and Janet were there like immediately.

And then like, Sheena, Lala, Erica, which is Sheena's mom and Lisa, Lala's mom, they all came to the house. And because I was in the ER for like two days. And at all of you guys all stayed at my house. And it just meant like the absolute world to me. It was like amazing. You guys just like, I love me. I love having the girls there with the babies

to be hanging out with Cruz too and just making it really calm for him. Yeah, they all about to play. And it was really sweet. But just for Cruz, wasn't freaked out that you weren't here. Yeah, he didn't know that. He was just there was so much distraction

and other little girl, the other kids and so many little, you know, grandmas and moms and running around that it was, it felt normal for him. And that meant the world to me that you guys did that, like best friends ever. So it was, it was scary, but it ended up being really, it ended up being okay.

And now I have to be some mom, yeah. I do, I do. But yeah, it sounds really bad, but doing a lot better now. And I've had any of those symptoms and I'm feeling really good. So, hell yeah. Knock on, it sounds really bad, but I'm doing a lot better now. And I've had any of those symptoms and I'm feeling really good. So, hell yeah. Not going well. Hell yeah. It never happens again. Cause I was scared. Oh, yeah. Okay. Next question. Hi, cruise.

Hi, cruise. Speaking of cruise. Go me your buddy. cruise Michael. Couchy is. Cruiser. I'm confused. You know, so with my mind, you want to jump on the mic, buddy? Oh, so Brittany, if you could ask anyone, any question, who would it be in why?

Call it anyone? Just anyone. Whatever comes to your mind. You can change your mind in a later time. I know, but like, is it Travis Tritt in why? Or is it? Is it Jennifer Aniston and something to do with friends? Ah, Jennifer Aniston!

Oh, that's good Jennifer Aniston. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Jennifer Aniston might have to be at the call. Okay. I know what we should put in love for. What do you think you can ask her? Gosh.

We have that in common, so you know. Oh my God. No, no, no. I would just love to know, like, what's on, like, what's it like being on that set? Like, what was her favorite project she's ever worked on? And it's good to see her. And I just felt like, infatuated by her.

And, you know, she's like iconic. That would just be amazing. Shout out to Jennifer Anderson. If you'd ever like to be on Britney's podcast or mine, we love you. Yes. Do you know that whenever she, we were at the MTV Awards. And was I there with you?

Yeah, you were with me. We were up for Best Reality TV Show. And I think Santa Ball and Ariana were sitting close to the stage and they were like, come over here because I knew Jennifer Anderson was accepting the icon award or something. That's right. And yeah, she looked like Wright Paspy.

And I was so nervous that I go, oh no. I can't take a selfie with you? What did you say? She just kind of looked at me and there was like 10 bodyguards around her. Oh wow. And then Santa ball looked at me and he was like, I can't believe you just asked her that.

And I was felt so embarrassed after that. But like what do you do? Like if you're that close to Jennifer A in the scene do you not ask for a photo, you know? It will feral. Like you don't do. Like you have to. And one of them and I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Yeah, that was cool. Jennifer Anderson, do you not ask for a photo? You know? It will feral walk down the stairs. And one of them, and I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

Yeah, that was cool. All right, Brittany, what's your ultimate celebrity dinner date? Ooh. Um. Lala. Jack's plugger. Shay Mitchell. Oh.

That's a good one. I really know that I love Shay Mitchell. Yeah. I've always loved her. That's a really good one. I love that. For Shay Mitchell. Yeah. I've always loved her. That's a really good one. I love that. For a ball. I think she is so hot, but also I just would love to sit there

and talk to her because she's a mom. She's got the most beautiful kids. And I think it would be so cool to talk to her and pick her brain. She was on pretty little lures and I just love her. Yeah. But if it was a dude. Okay. Okay.

Next part, if it was a dude. I love Tom Hardy. I think he is so hot. Also a great pick. And I love Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. I mean, I could go on and on. Luke knows how I feel about Michael B. Jordan. I feel very strongly about him.

Oh, and then the guy who plays the Witcher, what's his name is so hot. Oh, yes. Superman. Superman. Yeah, he taught me whatever you want to know. OK, yes, yes, yes. We did an Astro Top 5.

And then I'm sure timing it. Jack's already knows all this stuff. We don't care. OK. And this one, I mentioned this to you earlier off podcast. But I can't tell you how many questions we got with this. How do you do this perfect ponytail? It's like the hardest thing to answer

without like a video, because I know. You should do a video then. I mean, maybe I will, because you do a really good top pony, but right now you have the Jasmine pony. The bubbles. Which, now we're just so easy. The bubble pony's so good.

I want to know how to do this, because I have extensions and I can. The bubble pony is so easy. The bubble pony's so good. I want to know how to do this, because I have extensions and I can. The bubble pony is so easy. Okay, how about this guy's Brittany, and I will do a tutorial for you. I'll do a tutorial. And she'll show me how to get the perfect pony and the perfect bubble braid.

Yeah, is that what we call it? So make sure with the bubble braid, you show how to hide shooters in it. That's what I heard. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Christmas is it me that, whatever people know, shooters are. I don't.

What? Like alcohol shooters? Yeah, a little like 50 liter bottles. Like on the airplane. Airplane bottles. Exactly. Chris and Citi me a video, which I think Luke is talking about, too, where they hid in their little bubble braids, those little airplane bottles and went, they're security with,

it's dead. Okay. the little airplane bottles and there's security with dad. Okay, oh, and this was one and she wanted her name to be spoken. So Melanie from North Carolina would like to know, how do you deal with if you have lower back pain from your new, her words are new-ish boobs? So once you got implants, did you get lower back pain

from, cause you went from small to implants, did you get lower back pain from because you went from small to big? Mine is more upper back pain. Like I feel it more in my shoulders and stuff. So I have a... That from bras, you see? I don't know. Like I feel like I have to remind myself all the time to sit up straight. Like I catch myself slouching, especially after having a baby where I was either breastfeeding or feeding him a bottle or like rocking him to sleep. I feel like I was always like hunched over. So that's something I had to be like very conscious about.

I was like lifting up and like sitting straight because of my big old titties. LAUGHTER Do your tiggle bitties. Do they cause the pain? Do you think or is it like in general? Oh, I think they get, yeah. But do you still love them anyway?

I still love them. They're definitely bigger right now than I admit for them to be because I have a baby. I remember you were like an A cup. Yeah. And you went to a D or double D. Like a D, but after having a kid, they're bigger. So yeah. Do you think they'll go down again or no? The more weight I lose, they go down. But like I feel like I don't, after I'm done having kids, I'm just gonna be like, maybe go a little lift. A little lift and maybe a smaller. Just because they're not the same size as they were when I,

if I could go back to whenever I first got them done, I was getting his heck and I could, like that would be perfect. Man, but I've gained a lot of weight, and this is the first time in my life, I've gained weight in my boobs. Like my boobs have grown. I always gain my mind. Astron this is the first time in my life. I've gained weight in my boobs like my boobs have grown I always get Astronomically my boobs in my ass. Ooh TNA

That's like the best place is Luke or you fan? Come on That's the best place I know I like the butt you like to be cake-moss don't you? I want to be a pancake party. You're such a She told me that before she goes She was like no I want my butt to be a pancake. I was like She told me that before she goes, she was like, no, I want my butt to be a pancake. I was like,

Kristen, no. I hate the time of like, we're not a writer. I want a beauty. Like, let me do all the squats. Kristen's like so hateful on her own body. I'm like, baby, are you kidding me? You look right, Kristen.

I know. We're just like boobs. No, I don't. I'm not saying a lot of straight guys. You love, I like boobs. Of course I love boobs. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, you said I just love boobs. I'm like, no, I love a lot more than boobs. You love me too, I don't. I'm not saying a lot of straight guys. You love, I like groups. Of course I love boobs. Yeah, I do. I'm just saying, you said I just love boobs.

I'm like, no, I love a lot more than that. You love me too, I know. I do love your boobs. You're the best. Okay, so I'm gonna move on to a couple of baby mama type questions. Okay. I mean, you're a baby mama.

It's just your son. So, these are again, listener questions. Also, a ton of these, we narrowed them down because so many people asked, do you want another baby? Are you just enjoying cruise? Definitely one another baby. Do you want more than one more?

Or you're feeling it out? I've always thought three, but if I and I have another boy, maybe I'll try for a girl or maybe I'll just be a boy mom. I don't know. So two to three is the two to three. Yeah, two to three. Not more than three, good.

Okay. And then you have names picked up, three. We're not more than three. Good. And then you have a name's picked up, Brittany. I have a name for a girl picked out, but I have no idea what I would name another boy. We have our name's picked out. Well, I do. I have a girl because if I was going to be pregnant with a girl whenever I had crews,

it was the same name. Oh, I know that way. You know what it is, yeah. And we're not going to tell it to all of you. Get to know and tell us. Oh, yeah. She has it. And you'll hear get to know and still she has it. And you'll hear it from her own lips, not mine.

What have you added to your self-care routine as a mama that has helped you, if anything, or anything different you've done, or what is a good self-care routine as a mama that has changed for you? Oh yeah, for sure. I mean, having a long time every now and then is a big deal with your bath time. Yeah, like I take a bath and like that's definitely my time like jack thing a lot up there Cruising cruise and jack swatches crew. Yeah, and I

Yeah, and I think it's important to have like your own time cruise is just like cracking up time. Cruises just like cracking up back. Yeah. Luke is cracking. It's tickling. Luke is cracking. Cruises. But I think it's important to have like your own time and your own like me time for a second and then get back down there.

So that's some advice I would definitely give. Definitely. That's the next that you have Jack's to, you know, like that he's home and able to do it. So you never. He's like as active as I am like, Jack's lucky, Jack's a pain in my fucking ass y'all. But he is a great dad. He is a great, great dad. And he loves cruise.

Yeah, he loves him much. So this is another very specific question for you, Zama. Okay. How long did it take for you to get cruise down like to sleep for the first year? Was that difficult? Oh.

I mean, cruise is thank goodness. He's been a really chill baby. Not gonna lie. Obviously, there would be times whenever we would take a little bit to get him down, but Cruz was one of those babies that you could lay down when he's still awake and he would go to sleep. So, I've been very, very lucky on that. I know there's a lot of people who have kids that won't go to sleep and I will say, get

you a dream set. It's called Dream Baby. Is it called Dream Baby, Dream Land Baby? It's a weighted sleep sack that helped him so, so much, get yourself a sound machine that will help you too. Those are like something to do. I heard you sing this on your podcast. Yeah.

A sleep sack and a sound machine. A sleep sack and a sound machine can help you so much in those beginning like years. Cruz is cracking up. He's like, I remember when I wouldn't sleep for you, mom. And then last question on the mom of baby stuff. Did you deal with any postpartum issues? Like what was your experience? Oh yeah. I definitely feel like I went through some postpartum depression. I was extremely happy, but there was also times where you just feel like

lonely or like you don't know if you're doing good enough. And I feel like people just have a lot of get put too much pressure on themselves whenever they have kids. And I was definitely went through that. And also just like my losing weight, that was another hard thing. And I think that that was a whole other level to it because I feel like I was getting a lot of hate and a lot of stuff on social media and paparazzi and this and that. And I think that also led to a lot of depression that I felt during that time. But I just stuck to it and worked on my fitness and try to lose weight and feel healthy again and get back to myself and to feel good mentally.

Yeah, feel good mentally and to feel good. Just like, you just want to feel good and how you feel good about yourself is all that matters. Like, if I am a little bigger than I was on season four when I walked into VenterPoke Rules, why do you care? I'm like, oh shit, amen. Like, I was 26 years old.

Amen, girl. Yeah. Like, I was definitely the happiest I've ever felt in my life after having my kid, but there's also different times where you're like, and it's weird, how? Yeah, it's so weird how you can go up and down, up and down, up and down.

Well, you handled it with, you know, strength and grace and you obviously look amazing and continue to, you know, shine and. Thank you. I just thank people after they have kids, there's too much pressure. It is. It is to lose a lot of weight.

Expecially in LA. I mean, It's a no revolving here. Okay, let's just be honest, people are fucking us. Insane. Like, like, don't worry guys, cruise is Angeles. In Los Angeles. People are here. Let's just be honest. People are fucking us. In saying, like, like, don't worry, guys. Cruise is in the room right now when I'm saying fucking us. Oh, like, Lala lost weight. Like, she literally was in a belly top 10 days later.

And like, good for her. It's all freaking everyone's different. It's all like good for you. But there's also people like me who, it's gonna take them like a year or a year and a half, or two years even to lose the baby weight. And like that's completely normal too. We should be focusing more on how amazing it is

that what moms can do instead of focusing on. Exactly, our babies are freaking, our bodies are freaking incredible. Like the things that we do, we actually make a human being. It's so high on gang weight, okay, I just made this beautiful human being. Yeah, a fly-out. I'm talking white, hocairs. I'm just made this beautiful human being. Yeah, exactly.

So Brittany, I heard a rumor. You and Chris and hooked up. Oh, God. So many people asked about this. Oh, my gosh. So we definitely might out. We probably might out a couple of times. We made out, yeah, I love kissing all my friends.

And she just had brand new bitties. Yep. Tautos. And I wanted to see him bitties. Yep. Tatos. And I wanted to see him. I'm sorry, but I know if he's your husband, but for Jason, AKA Jacks, the truth is never back done especially. The truth is never like, feisty enough.

I think he walked in and saw us kissing and thought it was more than it was. He said I went down on you. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I think that he did not happen. No, that did not happen. If neither one of us remember it, it did not happen. I have kissed her on her lips, on her face every one.

Yes, that is what it meant. I mean, we said that even. We did, we said it on the show. We admitted that. The people in the corner. He corner was at the apartment. We admitted that The people The apartment doesn't jacks like for it to kind of keep going He's just like he just likes to push the envelope He does my family was so pissed

But that's what they're like Hey, I've only heard down the grapevine How would you say that if that wasn't happening? I've only heard down the grapevine stuff. Oh, I don't really have any of that. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store.

I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store.

I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. Okay, so we're gonna do these last few, we're gonna try to make them rapid fire. These are Vanderpumpi lead questions from Instagram. Okay.

Did you hear Girl Joe, I say Girl Joe. Did you hear Joe and Schwartz say, I love you on the last episode? No, I guess I missed that. Did anybody, did you watch the show? So, I don't know. But I didn't, did you watch the PCon show? Yes.

So what? I don't feel like I noticed it. So what it was, it was a flashback from a previous episode. And she just walks out and didn't want the cameras to see her. And she goes, love you. Or he goes, love you, love you. Something like that. No, weird.

It's weird as fuck. But do I think it means I love you? No. Definitely not. No, no, no. That's so weird. But it's so weird, yeah. She's weird. But I miss that completely. weird. Yeah, she's weird I miss that completely

Change you can go away real fast. Yeah, so we all feel she was that person you never want to be caught in the kitchen alone It's just crazy. She's your friend for so long. It's like eight years One of my best friends. She was a lot She was not allowed over my house when I dated my ex-wife friend. She was not allowed over Jackson, Brittany. She was not allowed over my ex-boyfriends house. She was not allowed over Tom and Katie. Yeah, I was going to say she went to a lot of Katie's.

And this was way before anything. And way before. For years, she was not allowed over. So this happened with someone's house. So strange. All right, moving on. All right, Brittany, this is another. Listen to our question.

Listen to our question. OK. Did you ever like sandable? Yeah, I mean, there were times that I liked them. But I was never, I don't get why people even think he's cute. OK. I mean, he's very handsome. Like, I'm sorry.

Like, he's OK or whatever. And he was nice to me a couple of times. But I also felt like he was very judgmental and like made us feel bad for things that he should have never tried to make me feel bad about. I don't know. He was just one of those people. I feel like that just put things on for camera

and was just didn't care when it was off camera. I totally agree with you. Yeah. I told like the Tendinger homophobic before you were wedding. Wait for the film camera up. That's what I was gonna say. While we were literally in the... Yeah. Wait for the camera up. That's what I was gonna say. While we were literally in the...

Yes, wait, okay, really tough. I know that was gonna say, but I didn't wanna get into it, but you can definitely get into a Jared. So, really quick, Luke does not know what you're talking about. So, maybe for the listeners in Luke, if you can wrap and fire it up and explain this part. All I remember is when we were doing glam ahead of the wedding,

there were reports coming out that the pastor you were going to use had some homophobic, maybe rhetoric on his Twitter account. Would you not have ever said or ever would agree with or any of that? Yeah, and it seemed to be something in the past. And while we were doing glam, Jacks came in and said, hey, just so you know, we're not, you know, like, you guys have obviously talked about it. But just being like, hey, obviously since we're not using our past, the past or anymore, because more stuff has come to lie, and he doesn't

seem, you know, he, he told you one thing, unfortunately, and it just turned out to not be the case. So anyways, you quickly decided against the pastor and a friend filled in who happened to be a gay man on Lance Bass. Having to be Lance Bass for an insane, but, which is so cool, but also. NBD, Jared. He's like, happened to be a pro.

I think it's important to note because it's not, you know, it's not just someone who's homo, so, you know, people aren't just gonna jump to this, to do a wedding for, for anybody. Anyways, the point is, is then all of a sudden, this became a storyline for Tom Sandeval. And I'm like, wait a minute. Or he wanted to be like the martyr. Yeah, and he wanted it to be like, I don't know if I can attend a wedding of this. And it's like, wait point is, is that all of a sudden, this became a storyline for Tom Sandevol, and I'm like, wait a minute. Or he wanted to be like the martyr. Yeah, and he wanted it to be like,

I don't know if I can attend a wedding of the, and it's like, wait a minute, this was resolved before filming happened. Yes. So that's the big thing is, it was resolved before filming happened. Obviously, I know they're making a show and making drama, but it just felt very calculated, especially on Tom's part, where he wants to be like the one who's accepted

by the gay community and his white and male polish and his very performative bullshit. So anyways that's what happens. Well the word performative is a little triggering for me but it's fine. Oh god. We're not even going to talk about that. That's not it. Well we only talk about things that. Yeah we only talk about things we care about. Any who's next question and I actually don't know the answer to this Brittany. Okay. Does Jax still have the Tom Tom and I tattoo? about any who's next question. And I actually don't know the answer to this, Brittany.

Okay. Does Jacks still have the Tom Tom and I tattoo? Yes. Did he tattoo over it? He still has it. Do you think he's gonna tattoo over it? I don't want him to tattoo over it. It was a big part of his life.

It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. No matter what, it's a huge part of Jacks as well. Oh, no. When I lived with Tom Tom and Jacks, they had like magnets

and business cards made, they basically were business cards as magnets vice versa. And it said, Tom Tom and Jack's bartending. And they were like, this was like before Vanderpump rules. And they were trying to market themselves as like a threesome bartender company. So they didn't have to work for all the catering companies that you

worked for. Yeah, I work for this one. We all worked for 200 proof. Shout out to Monee. But then, yeah, so they had magnets and business cards. Like on our fridge, it was like Jack's Tom and Tom with Tom Tom and Jack. So it was like bartending services or something. I love that because like, like I've talked about this a lot recently, like a lot of people didn't realize that like Tom and Jack's new each other the longest. Oh, yeah. Wave of flow before Tom's Santaval. And Jack's modeled together in like New York and Miami and like all over before they

ever moved in. Like 20 plus years ago. Jack's dated Rachel O'Brien and that's how they introduced me to Tom Stinneval. That's so crazy. And that's how I started dating Tom. And then when Jack's the Rachel broke up very quickly after Rachel just disappeared from the front group. I had my bad moment of interpump rules.

I had no friends. They brought Rachel back to be my friend. They gave me some before or after Rachel. After. After Rachel, after. After Rachel, okay. Yep, I knew that, but it's like for some reason I couldn't. Yeah, remember? Yeah, Rachel, we met Rachel and I met him the same day, 2007.

Like August 2000. I think you're at graduate in high school. Oh my fucking. I graduated in 2009. All right. Oh yeah, forget your younger than me, shit. That's cool. I like being the youngest. I hate all of you. Anyway, I'm moving forward now. Okay, second to the last question. Your best and worst celebrity encounter.

Oh, do you know? You've had some cool ones at the Derby. Oh my gosh. No, no, no, I know one of your guys is both together was with Sierra. No, with Miss T. Oh, the era. Oh, I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I. No, no, I know one of your guys is both together was with- Sierra? No, with Miss T. Oh, the era. Miss T. again.

Miss Chrissy. Oh, yes, it's T. again. Miss T. again. Oh, yes, it's T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Oh, yes, it's T. again. Miss T. again.

Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. Miss T. again. have a framed photo. Oh my god, they're at their point. It's a framed photo. And Chrissy Jiggin. We're gonna take a photo of this.

And we're gonna post it on Instagram for you guys to see. I actually did have this at my old house. And it said best friends forever. It was three of us. It was three of us. It was three of us. Yeah, Chrissy used to be super cool with us.

And then she just like, I'm falling. We used to be all of a sudden. And we were like, oh crap. Okay. But still, that was super cool. Yeah, the bean. like, I'm sorry. We saw this all of a sudden, we were like, oh crap, okay. But so that was super cool. Yeah, the Derby though. Oh my gosh, I got to meet Travis Tritt. I got to meet Brooks and Dunn.

I got to meet Montgomery. I got to meet Montgomery Tritt. I got to meet Montgomery Tritt. I got to meet, I mean so many awesome people, Gretchen Wilson. Yeah. I could go on and on. I've had, I've been in a lot of cool country people.

Yeah, especially in the Kentucky Derriere. Like I got to meet a lot of people and they got to go to say, say people, say people, say people. A message with you. Yes. So jealous. I can't say a bad one. Do you have a bad one?

Is it when you yelled, Jennifer, it doesn't take a selfie? Nobody's really been made to me by any means, but that is so funny. Like she just, she was not mean to me, but she was like, bitch, I just walked off stage and she's like looking at me like, I have only one bad one that comes real fast. It was, oh my God.

I say this is a podcast before. I waited on Kelly Jenner just to be my manager. My boy, my manager. No way. yeah, they were both nice, but it was funny because I like came over and I was like I was so I was there. I was so nervous. I'm blonde. We gone like short. We got a blonde bomb and it was like I had no money. Nothing so I was like working to play with my chair. I thought it was the coolest job ever by the way. And I like walk up to Kelly Jenner who's like

17. 17. She's not even like old enough to drink it. I was a gentleman. I'm sorry. I was not even allowed near her table. They had so many bodyguards. It was my table and I was like freaking out and I walk over and I'm like, hi, can I get you guys any kind of drink? And then Callie's like, huh? What's she saying? What's she saying? Just I'm like, she asked you if you wanted a drink. So that was like my only experience. So they're like sparkling water. No, what she said in just like she asked if you wanted a drink so that was like my only experience And they're like sparkling water No, I came as a guest. Yeah, I knew Britt. It was pretty adjust moved here

Yeah, just for Moni. Yeah, 200 proof shot up and she was wearing. I have a I was like I Like In court But no they weren't mean or anything, but it was like photo of me and you and Courtney. Courtney Bramman. Yeah. Yeah. But no, they weren't mean or anything, but it was like this shortest encounter. And it was just like, hey, you know, do you want a drink?

They were like, no, no. So that was so cool. When I, my first year in LA 2007, I was in Vegas. And Chris Angel and Tommy Lee both put their hand up my dress and smacked my ass. I almost lost my shit. I almost lost it. That was my bad encounter.

I have not been hit. Pamela Anderson for life. She's the best. She's the best. Okay, what is one question you would love to never be asked again? Oh my god. What the worst thing I ever filmed on your rolls. Great answer, rapid fire.

All right. And now Luke. That's the first rapid fire answer we've had. Yeah, now Luke. All right. So the way we end every podcast now. That'll be just some song lyrics. So I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Oh wait. So what? So what?

So what? What wouldn't you do for love? You do anything for love but you won't do. What won't I do? All right. Jared, you do this. Jared, you go first. Well, poop. That's a great, that's a fucking great answer. Oh my God, Britney. That's a phenomenal answer. That was a really good one. Britney, I love that you stand your ground and you have a direct boundary and it draws that eating poop. Okay.

Alright. Okay, Jared. You would do anything for love, but you won't do. Dating with someone who has no parking in a Los Angeles, you know, you got to have a bridge or a spot or a garage or somewhere for me to park. That is a phenomenal answer. To walk two miles to your house.

Yeah, here for a place that you need to have a place. I've been through it. I cannot. I do have the time. I don't have the energy. If I can't find parking within five minutes of getting to your place, we are on different paths in life. All right. Hey Luke. You would do anything for one more minute.

No, go. What? You want to hear you? We want to hear yours too. I won't ever be a vegan. Agreed. We want to hear yours too. I won't ever be a vegan Agreed Somebody cuz we got a vegetarian in a big

But me and look I'm like, yeah There's help me in my freezer. Okay, okay, I eat it, but I will eat. Yes, you can. I'll make it for you. Just don't tell me. Okay, perfect. So for me, I would do anything for love. But I won't let Luke ever suck my toes because I hate peeps.

That's okay. I won't do that. Oh goodness. That's a cool one, too. I don't want to. Dude, that's... Oh goodness. That is so awesome. That is so awesome. We'll get that you didn't marry Jacks. Oh, shoot.

Jacks is like Brittany. Run around in your converse without socks. And then run a block and then come back and let me suck on your toes. Oh my god. You know what? And that's how your toes. Oh my God. You know what?

And that's how marriage works. Oh, I'm fine. Oh, okay. Brittany, thank you so much for doing our part. I love you. Jair, you're out of me. Thank you for being a bonus guest, because this has been funnest fun.

So fun. So fun. I love all of you. And everyone, listen to Brittany's podcast, which I'm sure you all are. When reality hits on podcast one, you can listen to Britney's podcast, which I'm sure you all are. One reality hits on podcast one, you can listen to it everywhere. The Heels and Tear podcast.

She's also on Peacock. Woohoo. What do you guys call that show, I'm sorry. Watch with Britney Carri. One day was first. Oh my, woohoo. And tap. And that's on alphabetical order.

I'm talking about that. So for those of you that don't know, it's kind of like the people's couched. Yes. But it's way better. Yeah. And listen, if you are, if you are not getting enough or you just can't get enough, it is such a good show to watch. Like, even I have, you know, like, have been through the thing and I can't watch the regular

show anymore because it's really hard, it's a hard watch. Yeah. But getting to watch Brittany and Jack's, have that, that layer through it, it's fun hard. It's a hard watch. Beginning to watch Brittany and Jacks, have that layer through it. It's fun. It's a hard watchable. Yeah. It's in your own house, which is really cool.

We're we're setting right now. You guys were not on a set and I'm like, oh my God, that's so real hard. It's cool. So you're good to actually see Brittany's house. It's really like. It was really fun. Yeah.

And then you know, we're all so far, Britney, because she's at Britney on Instagram. How the hell that happened, I don't know. Yeah, why is that? I don't know, listen to that question. I'm gonna ask it. Such bullshit. I can't have at Kristen, what apps.

And then follow Jared at JaredLips. Yes, please. And as a reminder, I'm an ambassador for Be the Match, which is an organization that helps save my life and get me the transplant that I desperately needed to cure me of my leukemia. You can join the organization at Be the Match.org or text my name, JaredLips, to 61474.

You can really be a hero just by joining the registry. And only 5% of America knows about it. So please sign off. And it's so easy, guys. It's literally just a little cheek swab. And it comes your house. It comes your mail kit in the mail's away. And if you get the call.

It's a tiny cheek swab. And Jared's going to be on my podcast very soon. And we're going to talk all about it. But literally, like Brittany and I were at the gala where he met his match. Yes. From Germany. The man who saved my life alongside with my daughter.

So everyone please Fucking just join be the match like what do you right now? Well, you're listening to this Jump on you can save somebody's life. You can multitask people, you know, right Luke? All right, well peace out talk to you next week. Bye. Hi, thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on social media. You can follow me on all platforms at Kristen Dodie and follow Luke on Instagram at Luke Double underscore Broadrick.

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