Sex, Love, and What Else Matters - Rebranding with Brittany Cartwright & The Valley Trailer!
Episode Date: March 16, 2025Episode 149: This week, Kristen is joined by her bestie Brittany Cartwright! Brittany opens up about why she decided not to change her last name after marriage and shares all the exciting details abou...t her podcast rebrand, When Reality Hits! They dive into the trailer for Season 2 of "The Valley," breaking down the scenes and discussing the moments that surprised them the most. Kristen even reveals some shocking things she had no idea even happened! The conversation shifts to all things motherhood, with Brittany sharing her experience transitioning into her new self after becoming a mom, battling mom guilt, and finding peace amidst the chaos. They discuss everything from birth plans to what Brittany was most worried about when she first became a mom and what she’s learned along the way. Brittany gets real about breastfeeding, and shares which purchases have been the most helpful (and what’s been a total waste) when preparing for a baby. Oh, and who are Brittany and Kristen’s hall passes? Tune in to find out! Sponsors: ZocDoc: Stop putting off those doctor appointments and go to Zocdoc.com/DOUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.  Bilt: Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to joinbilt.com/DOUTE  Magnetic Me: Go to MagneticMe.com today – new customers will get 15% off their first order!  Rula: Head on over to Rula.com/DOUTE and take the first step towards better mental health today.  Follow us: @kristendoute @luke__broderick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What's up babes welcome back to another episode of Bouncing Act.
I got my bestie on.
Hi, Brittany.
Hey, y'all.
Hello, Brittany Cartwright.
Hello.
Are you glad you...
This is random.
Are you glad you never changed your last name?
I'm so glad.
So you don't have to go through it now?
Yeah.
Like I never changed it.
Thank goodness.
You're like, you're just Brittany Cartwright.
Yeah.
That's who you are.
Could you imagine? I have to go through the courts and be like... You're like, you're just Brittany Cartwright. That's who you are. Could you imagine I have to go through the courts and be like...
You're like, no, not done.
Please, please, my name back.
Like, no, I'm not doing that.
Luke asked me the other day, he's like, do you think it's hard to do a name change
because why do none of our friends ever change their name?
Yeah, I mean, you're known as Kristen Doty.
Would you do it whenever you get, you're going to change your name?
I'm going to change mine.
Yeah. I mean, if people still like name? I'm gonna change mine. Yeah.
I mean, if people still like professionally,
I'm fine with just Kristen Doty.
Doesn't have to change.
But like, my name...
I like, I love my last name and I love my family,
but that last name has haunted me my whole fucking life.
Kristen Doody.
Doubt?
Dutay?
Duh-duh-duh?
Donut?
Like, no.
Roger?
Easy.
I mean, the shit that people have called me when I was little, they used to be like, Kristen
Doty, Lifts on Dudley.
And for some reason that made me really sad.
Well, Luke actually goes by his last name.
For me, it was a little bit different because-
It wasn't Taylor.
... Jax never went by Jason Couchy.
So for me, it was like, okay, Jax Taylor.
You're not going to be Britney Taylor.
Yeah, it wasn't the same because we were just like in a public atmosphere at that time.
And at the same time, it's like, I'm sorry.
If you're not going to go by that, then I'm not going to go by that, which I was always
open to it always.
But how am I supposed to go from Jason Couchy,
Jax Taylor, you know?
Like, I'm sorry, that's not my fault.
That didn't happen, you know?
No, that's really smart.
But yeah, when he said that, I was like,
oh, that's interesting.
And I don't even just mean our show friends,
but if you think about our show friends,
like Tom and Katie never did name change.
Sheena hasn't done a second name change
because she did do a first one.
And now it's like, oh my God, I can't imagine being like, here we go again.
Yeah.
Not, I'm sure it's not like impossible, but it does seem like a, it's not as
simple maybe as one would think it is or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, you have to do your license or credit card or everything.
I don't even like doing address changes
and I move way too much. Like that's a pain in my ass.
Yeah. So...
I'm like, what ended up at my ex-boyfriend's fucking house?
Ugh. Fuck.
Um, so right before we start recording,
well, I'm sitting at your house right now
and I'm sitting next to these cute props from your photo shoot.
Yes. My new rebrand. That was so cute. I didn't cute props from your photo shoot. Yes, my new rebrand.
That was so cute. I didn't even know what your thoughts were going into it.
Like, I remember you were going to do it. I was going to come over.
Wasn't having a great prego day. But so fucking cute.
Thank you.
Did you know exactly what you wanted or did you guys like do it together?
Yeah, no, I knew what I wanted. Like I wanted the white backdrop.
I wanted like all black and white with red and you know,
just little stuff like that.
So you, most you photo ever.
In a robe with the curlers and the glam.
So I did look for inspo on like Pinterest and stuff.
And then I saw something I really loved and I was like,
okay, let me take this and make it into my own.
And then like me being in the director's chair and like having the slate say,
like when reality hits, take two, director Brittany Cartwright, you know,
like it just had like a lot of, um, a lot of meaning behind it.
I was like, bitch, you are the director in your own life now.
Yeah.
You don't have to take a back seat anymore.
Exactly.
You shed that 200 plus pounds of man weight.
And damn, she looking fine because of it.
It felt really good.
And I loved being able to post that and just have like my own story to tell, you know?
Without like going back and forth anymore, without doing any of that stuff.
Like it felt good.
That had to be so hard.
I mean, I was irritated by it because I love your podcast.
I was just listening to your one from, with Lala,
that you just did, and it was like, it irritated.
And I don't care if I sound like a Jax hater right now,
but like it irritated me because I'm like,
no offense, I don't want to hear Jax talk about
the mind of a man or whatever the f— Please.
Yeah. So going back and forth for weeks and weeks and weeks, Like, no offense, I don't want to hear Jax talk about the mind of a man or whatever the f— Please.
Yeah.
So going back and forth for weeks and weeks and weeks, actually like months that we had
to do that.
So it was like, oh gosh, like how long?
And then whenever March came, I was like, yes, finally, finally, the contract is up
and I could start fresh.
I signed a new contract and you know, it's just like, it's amazing.
You don't have to rely on, is he going to pull through or get it done?
You know, is someone, just really in your life right now, you don't have to be like,
do I have to wait on someone else to do what I want to do in my life?
Do I have to constantly be checking to see if someone got things done
in order for me to live my life anymore?
It's like, if he doesn't do his stuff,
I hope that he does.
Again, we are hopeful over here.
We're in the hopeful,
we want Jack Taylor to get better fan club.
That's about it.
But like, yeah, anyway, I'm like, that's really it.
It's only part of the fan club, guys.
Just, you know, but very hopeful, but it's like, sorry, the, I'm like, that's really it. It's only part of the fan club, guys, just, you know.
But very hopeful, but it's like,
sorry, the track record isn't great.
And I know for a very long time,
you were like wiping too many asses.
Like the only butt you should have to wipe
is when your son needs you to help him.
Exactly. Exactly.
I mean, you know, it was a lot, going back and forth,
going back and forth, but it's over now.
And I'm so happy.
Like, it's like a relief.
What should we do this summer that's like, where should we go?
Or like, I don't know if it's like, we want to go on like a trip trip like we should,
I mean, to like Mexico or something like that.
Or even like somewhere that's not super far.
And like, do like a girls trip.
Like, what's a... I was trying to think of a good places for like you girls that are single.
Like what's a, I don't even know because I'm going to want a hot girl somewhere too.
Yeah.
But like in between babies.
Is it going to be like with all the guys?
Like is Jack's going to be at the event?
Like, you know, like this past season it was great because he wasn't at everything,
you know, he was not there.
So it's like, oh my gosh, next season.
Yeah, but no, he doesn't...
He should not be there. Absolutely not.
Or we'll just do like a girls trip.
Yes, girls trip.
I think a girls trip would be so fun.
Whether it's like a big one or a small one.
Yeah, it could be in the United States.
But just like, I don't know, like...
I'm not even a mommy.
I mean, I'm a mom to a fetus, but I'm a mom.
I'm a mom.
You are a mom.
But like when I'm a mom of a human baby
that's not living inside of me,
like yes, I'm already thinking about how I want
to get myself back or whatever the new version
of myself will be.
Cause I've talked to you, I've talked to my other friends,
I've read everything my algorithm on Instagram gives me
about being a mom and being pregnant.
And it's like, you never go back to who you were, quote unquote,
but like, you're just like that person, but evolved, right?
Because you're always a mom now and you've never been a mom before.
So it's just like, that's your new norm.
And it's a very wild thing and very cool.
But also, and I say this with gentleness so people aren't like, oh my god she's pregnant
and she's already thinking about like going out and partying or like thinking about how she can
be herself again. But I am thinking about being myself again because right now I feel great
mentally and emotionally but the first 20 weeks of my pregnancy I was like, I don't feel like myself.
I don't know how to troubleshoot the way that I used to.
I was very emotional and all this bullshit.
And so once I have the baby, like, I've heard from a lot of really smart
and healthy parents who have said they brought the baby into their life.
Like, of course you change certain things, right?
But you make the baby work into your life, and that's course you change certain things, right?
But you make the baby work into your life, and that's the life you live as a family now.
And so I do, and I already am looking forward to like being social again, like going to
a concert or just spending time with like adult friends.
But I feel like, well, I always just talk.
And that's important because a lot of people, like even me, you feel mom guilt.
Like that's something that you're gonna experience.
It's gonna happen.
I know that you do.
I feel like you're a little better at it.
I mean, you don't go out often.
You go out like once a week if we're lucky here.
But I remember a couple years ago, we would go out and within minutes of being at a restaurant,
you would be like, do you think Chris is okay?
Do you think he's sad without me?
And we're like, Brittany, we have literally been out of the house
for less than 15 minutes.
He's okay.
He probably is playing in his room.
He doesn't even realize you're gone right now.
So you're going to experience that, you know?
And you will feel that.
But it passes, you know?
Like I now know, like if I want to have a night out
with my friends or whatever, like he's safe, he's good.
He's totally fine.
And like it's important for us as women
to be able to have like our lives ourselves too, you know?
Cause you can get into a dark hole thinking of like mom guilt
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You still need to have your fun.
Yeah. Like when you and I've talked about like the fucking Internet,
that social media can be so great and so shitty.
And one of the shitty aspects of it is the people that I've watched from afar.
Shame you girls, our friends that post going out or being out with their friends or doing whatever,
as if that's the only thing you fucking do.
Yes, I know.
Which blows my mind because when I watch,
like my favorite, like even mom influencers,
the ones that are that,
my favorite ones are the ones that also post the shit
they do outside of their houses.
Because to me, there's nothing more fake
than pretending you're Suzy Helmaker 24-7-365.
And that you literally don't do, you have nothing else.
You have no hobby, you have no friends,
you have no thoughts outside of motherhood.
Seems to me like far more fake and stupid
than being like, wow, I'd go out once in a while
with my friends.
And also, why would any mom want to literally sit with a camera on her kid
seven days a week? Like, yeah.
Like, is that what people expect you to be posting?
It's just photos, videos of crews 24 seven.
Yeah. How about that's your private life?
Yeah. And that's what I would like hope for.
But at the same time, like people still do expect that.
And it's it's crazy. It's insane.
It's like we have to have our it's crazy. It's insane.
It's like, we have to have our own lives
or we will go insane.
Yeah.
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It's stuff that I've realizing that I've taken
from watching you be a parent and watching
some of our friends that I'm closer to like be parent.
And it's like, I mean, I have a bunch of questions I want to ask you to babe down going down
baby.
But really just I've been thinking about that lately, like when I ask you things, but just
what I've witnessed over the last almost four years is I think that's the balance that you
personally have with the relationship
with your son, because you're basically a single mom.
Yeah, 100%.
And have been for quite a while.
Like, he has a father who loves him,
but does not give the support that you give whatsoever.
Yep, thank you.
Yes.
Like, mentally, emotionally, literally,
physically, financially.
Yeah, financially, yeah.
All of it. But you have somehow found, like, literally, physically, financially. All of it.
But you have somehow found like you're fucking...
I don't know what you are.
You're like this little angel on a pedestal.
Like you find this balance of work and play,
and then also being a mom 24-7.
Like it's fucking wild.
And you don't have breakdowns.
Like, I have breakdowns.
I have breakdowns, I definitely do. I have breakdowns in private.
I definitely have breakdowns.
Not often. Not often, no. But there are a lot of times where I feel lonely and I feel like this isn't
the life that I thought I was going to have. And I'm not saying with my son.
I didn't know you thought you were going to have a loving husband. Yes. I thought I was going to be married for the rest saying with my son. Best thing that's ever happened in my life. You thought you were gonna have a loving husband, father, caretaker.
Yes. I thought I was going to be married for the rest of my life.
So there's like just a lot of things like that where it's been super difficult for me to take, I guess.
Or I'll be like, you know, home alone and that's like hard.
Yeah, like if he's sleeping and then you're just here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can get that too.
But there's like nothing else I'd rather do or rather be, you know?
So it's like, it's a weird balance.
It's a weird balance.
Like you get your sad moments, but you're also like, oh my God, he's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
Wouldn't change it for the world.
And I imagine now it's just like getting...
I mean, I guess you've been used to the kind of the lonely feeling
even when you were married.
But like now it's like you kind of get the good with the bad
or you get the loneliness, but you also get the fucking freedom.
Oh, yeah.
Which is for you the beauty.
Like peace, you know?
Like it's just like living day to day and having peace
without having to deal with all the bullshit
has been amazing.
Amazing, because I know I can do this all by myself.
It's fine, I can do it, I can do it.
But like having the peace from not having to deal with
like the bullshit and the lies and the manipulation
and everything else that comes along with.
The energy in the house has shifted so immensely.
It's so just like... Yeah.
Yeah. Like it's so happy when I come in here.
Yeah, right?
It's like whether or not you have a candle burning,
it always smells of pecan waffles.
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waffles.
And Cardi B performing?
Cardi B performing or Nicki Minaj or somebody.
Lil Wayne maybe.
But no, like the candles.
I'm like, you will smell that and think of me instantly.
And everybody who knows me, that would be there.
I'd be like, someone's like Britney in here.
You know? We've been filming something lately.
And yesterday I was asked about my celebrity hall pass.
Oh yeah.
And I was like, who did I used to say?
Who do I think now?
And for some reason I draw a blank at times, but then yesterday I was like, well, it was
Travis Kelce.
And then it was like Taylor Swift happened and I was like,ce. And then it was like Taylor Swift happened. And I was like, nah.
And then it was Morgan Wallen.
And then Kristin Caff came out and said,
she had slept with him before.
Like they used to be like, fuck buddies.
And I was like, okay, now I gotta pick someone else.
And I was just having such a hard time.
But I'm like, there's probably a lot of people.
Do you have one right now or?
I mean, I feel like I said when we were talking about that,
that it was Tom Hardy and Odell Beckham.
Oh, oh, okay.
Yeah.
O-D-B-J.
Yeah.
But I'm also in like really in the more chestnut right now.
Who's that?
What?
Sorry.
It's so hot.
Who is that? Show me.
What is he? Is he an actor?
Yeah.
And he just came out with this like-
Doesn't sound like an athlete.
He just came out with this like Sherlock Holmes like type thing,
but he's a doctor.
He was on The Resident, which I just watched and I was like obsessed with it.
Should I watch that? I need a new show.
Yeah.
Okay. We're looking at Morris Chestnut.
I need to know if that's his real name.
Oh, hello. You're cute.
Oh, yeah.
He's married and happily for like 18 years, which is a beautiful...
Well, you're very good looking if you have any worse chestnut lookalikes out there.
But I'm like, Odell, Tom Hardy, hello.
Yeah.
Still love them.
Okay. I like it. I like that for you.
I was just curious. I'm like, hmm.
What about you right now? Who would it be right now since it's not going to be Morgan Wallen or...
So it was, and a little bit it is, but like it feels just whatever.
So it was Dylan Efron before Traders.
Oh, before?
I used to follow him after I watched Down to Earth.
And then I followed him for a while and then I was like, this is fucking silly.
And so I stopped following him and then I started following him again because I loved
him on Traders.
But I feel like every time I watch like a new movie
and it's someone like really cute
or like I love that person in the movie,
I'm like, wait, who's that?
And then I go to their Instagram
and then that's my crush for like the next few weeks.
Like that, remember that guy Noah sent,
he's like younger to all the boys I love the most.
That if you ever, he's like,
he's kind of a teeny bopper heartthrob guy.
But I think you were with me.
So when I was single for one of my small stints,
I swear you were with me.
We were like at an award show or something.
And I was single and so I DMed him.
Because I saw him from afar and I was like,
I'm gonna slide into his DMs.
Like I had a chance in hell.
Of course he never responded.
That's not what he looks like.
Whenever we sat by Neo, I knew how nice he was.
That him.
Oh, he's so cute.
I know, he's young.
He's very young.
I could be his mother.
But anyway, so it's like,
I had a crush on him for like a minute. Yeah.
And then after I sent him the DM, I was like, I don't have a crush on him anymore.
I hate your response.
Yeah.
I'm like, we're done.
We're through.
We are over Noah.
We are never ever ever getting back together.
I was going to ask you what you thought about Dylan Ephron, but then I'm like,
he's so not your type.
At all. I mean, I don't really know much about him Ephron, but then I'm like, he's so not your type. At all.
I mean, I don't really know much about him.
I haven't watched all the traitors yet.
So...
Would you ever be on traitors?
I mean, I don't really know the concept or anything.
He'd be such a good faithful.
You think? What's a faithful?
So like the traitors are trai...
Like they're the bad ones that murder people.
And the faithfuls are the good guys.
And who wins? How does somebody win?
So basically at the end of the game, there's like four people at the end.
And they can say, if they're all four faithfuls, they can say,
we all want to split the money.
Or they can say, or the four faithfuls can say,
we want to vote another person off.
So then they don't have to split as much money.
But if there's one trader left in the group,
the trader wins everything.
So the whole point of the game is to figure out
who the traders are and banish them.
Is it like clue?
No.
Oh, dang it.
Because no one knows what anyone is.
Everyone could be like, I'm a faithful, I'm a faithful.
But you are such a faithful in real life.
And I just think-
What if they make me a traitor though?
And I would have to lie to everybody?
I don't think they would.
You'd be terrible at it.
You'd be like the worst traitor of all traitors ever.
They would be like, Brittany, I think Brittany's a traitor.
And you're like, nose would start twitching.
You're like, no, I'm not.
I mean, I can't lie to you.
I mean, I'd giggle or something.
You would giggle.
Like 100% I would giggle.
So they would make you a faithful and make you try to figure it out. I think you'd giggle or something. You would giggle. Like, 100% I would giggle. So they would make you a faithful
and make you try to figure it out.
I think you'd be good at that.
Would you ever do like a competition show?
I mean, yeah.
That'd be fun.
I think it would be good to like push myself
to do different things.
Yeah.
You know, like after everything I've been through recently,
I feel like it would be so good to try something new.
Like shake up your world a little bit.
Yeah, shake up my world.
I think you should. You know? up my world. I think you should.
You know?
Everyone out there, I think Brittany should do that.
Okay, I have some baby stuff questions.
All right, let's do it.
Okay, first thing, this is about a baby shower.
So I went to a baby shower this weekend and they played a game.
And the game was like that thing, I don't think we played this at yours,
but it's like, how well do you know the mom?
And you have to fill out all the answers.
And I was like reading these and I didn't know
like half of them.
And also I could not answer them for myself.
And then I was thinking about you and I was like,
I couldn't fucking answer these for Britney.
It's like, what day of the week?
What's your favorite movie?
Like one, what's your favorite song?
Yeah, like what would you pick over everything?
What day of the week is it?
Is it Forgot About Dre? Or is it like Fleetwood Mac the week is it? Is it Forgot About Dre?
Or is it like Fleetwood Mac?
Or is it like some fucking Sappy Country song?
Like, I could not answer that for myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so, I just wanna know how you felt about that.
Oh, well, Kristen's already told me,
because we were playing her Baby Shower.
She's like, I don't really wanna play games.
Is that lame of me though?
No.
I just don't want those kind of games.
I feel like they're, and no offense to my friends who have these kind of Baby Showers, but like, it's not lame of me though. I just don't want those kind of games. I feel like they're, in no offense to my friends
who have these kind of baby showers, but like,
it's not for me.
I think it's fucking boring and no one wants to sit around
and watch people open presents.
And I get physically uncomfortable opening gifts.
I like want to do it in the privacy of my own room
and be like, yay, so what do you think?
But like, am I lame for being like,
I don't want to play games.
No, because we already agreed that we will find a game that's like different and funny.
And we can just do like one game.
Like it doesn't have to be like three or four games, you know?
It could just be one game.
But it's not going to be like the, let's put a Twix in a diaper and smell it
and see what the candy bar is, you know?
I did that for many baby showers, but you know.
I've never done that before.
Really?
Oh, so should we do that one for yours?
The only game I can think of outside of like the norm
was at Michelle's baby shower.
When you and I did that game
where you put the thing in your mouth,
it makes your lips all wide and shit and your gums.
Oh, yeah.
And you talk.
Speak out or whatever. I think so, yeah. And then you have to say words. Yeah, Oh, yeah. And you talk. Speak out or whatever.
I think so, yeah.
And then you have to say words.
Yeah, yeah.
You and I did that there.
I think we might have won.
Yeah, I think we did.
We were like raspberry. I was a lot of fun.
Every other shower I go to, it's like, well, how well do you know the mommy?
And I'm like, fuck it.
Well, I'm not going to do that at your baby shower,
but we are playing at least one game, just one.
OK, so we will figure out one that is like,
yeah, different and includes everybody.
And yeah, you know, just funny, something funny, something worthy of the gram. Yeah. Different and includes everybody and...
Yeah.
Something just funny.
Something funny.
Something worthy of the gram.
Yeah.
Something I want on videotape later.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got to figure out what that's going to be.
People DM me and let me know your ideas for a fun baby shower game.
Seriously.
Because we got everything planned.
The only thing I don't have planned for your baby shower is the game.
Yeah.
Everything else is like wrapped in a bow.
Wrapped and ready to go.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
Oh no, me too.
Okay.
And then this is something that I've been doing like crazy.
So I want to talk about this.
Now that I'm getting closer, I keep saying like home stretch.
I still have like three months left.
This morning, I don't know why,
I didn't have a weird dream about it,
but I started Googling like tearing.
Tearing?
Like my vagina to my butt hole.
And I'm like, and then there's like,
what is it called?
There's like some kind of like massage you can do.
They call it a massage,
but it's literally like opening up your vagina
and stretching it and shit.
So I like tried to do it and it hurt.
And I'm like, no, this isn't fun.
And now I'm like super scared.
There's also like some tablets you can take.
I forget, like Primrose or something.
Okay.
I'm not sure that's the correct thing.
So do not take me as a doctor and be like,
oh, Brittany said Primrose.
It is not Primrose.
Like, please don't do that.
It's ecstasy.
I'm just kidding.
And Kristin said ecstasy.
I'm joking.
But there was something that I was taking, like I really feel like it was called Primrose,
but you know, I'll have to like look this up after. I didn't know you were gonna ask me this,
or else I would have already like looked it up. But I will say you have the same doctor as me.
Yes.
And...
Oh yeah. I just, why didn't I even think to talk about the...
Yeah.
I mean, just to be able to ask you questions
in that realm of things.
Yeah.
While you have your doctor.
So he is very much about whenever you're giving birth,
like putting the oil around and like really trying to help.
Okay.
Spread.
Yeah.
Making it as luby as possible so there's no like friction.
Yes.
And I feel like that is like amazing.
Okay.
So...
Did you tear, you didn't tear, did you?
I did a little bit, but they stitched me up. And I feel like that is like amazing. Okay. Did you tear, you didn't tear, did you?
I did a little bit, but they stitched me up.
I think I had like one, maybe two stitches.
I wish I could remember.
It's so crazy because like, I feel like I was just pregnant yesterday,
but at the same time I'm like, it feels like it was forever ago.
I mean, Cruz is almost four.
Yeah.
He'll be four April 12th.
Yeah.
So it was almost five years ago when you got pregnant.
Yeah, so I try to remember a lot of things
when Kristen's asking me and I'm just like,
oh gosh, I wish I could remember.
She's like, when did you first feel Cruz kick?
And I'm like, ooh, I feel like it was.
I was like, I'm sure I have it written down somewhere,
but I don't know 100%.
That's how all my mom's friends are.
I think Sheena was the only one who remembered
because it was such a traumatic thing for her.
She was like, kind of like how I was like the fetal Doppler
and like the baby didn't kick for a really long time.
So she was nervous and like we're similar
in that like anxious way that you're not.
And most of our other friends aren't,
but every other friend I've asked that have toddlers
are like, I don't remember.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm sure I have it written down
in a baby book.
Feel like around like five months, six months,
like I feel like that's whenever I started feeling him.
But yeah, it's just been.
Was your placenta in the front or the back?
Do you remember?
What?
You don't remember.
I don't remember.
It was just something I never even knew it was a thing
until Nia told me that the reason I might not be feeling it
as early as her is because if the placenta is in the back,
then it's easier to feel the kicks if it's not,
because obviously there's an extra layer.
So that was the first time I ever even had that thought.
And I was like, I text our doctor and I'm like,
do you know if, is that in my paperwork somewhere?
And he's like, yours is in the front.
I'm like, okay.
Yeah, he's like, I know where it is.
I'm sure if I texted him right now,
he'd be like, I knew where it was.
I was like, okay.
It was like suddenly I had to learn so many new things
about my body and like it's my body.
Like, I should know this shit.
Yeah.
I just knew that I had a healthy baby boy
and everything was like going so well and good
other than me being sick 24 seven.
Like I didn't have any other complications.
I don't remember a lot.
I know I asked you this stuff four years ago.
Yeah.
Do you remember how long you were in labor for?
Oh gosh.
Like a long time.
But.
Like a day.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck. And my upper jaw didn't time. But... Like a day. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Fuck.
And my epidural didn't work.
But...
Tell me.
Wait, I don't remember this.
Cause I didn't probably know.
It didn't matter as much to me.
Like they took it out, put it back in a couple of times.
Oh my God.
Shut your fucking mouth.
But...
I'm clenching every orifice in my body right now.
Listen, everybody else that went before me
and after me, like they did not have those issues.
Like they had their epidurals and it was like perfect.
Mine, I did not feel it and I was in so much pain
and I was just like, you know,
so if I ever had another child,
I didn't even know if I would go that route
just because I'm like...
You know how it went for you the first time.
But also like, I'm not saying it didn't work at all.
I feel like it probably worked a little bit,
but I felt like I could have gone up
and brushed my own teeth, you know?
It was just crazy.
And there's nothing that they did wrong.
It's just like my body was not taken to it.
And whenever my sister had one of my nephews,
I can't remember which one,
only half of her body took to the epidural.
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to freak.
Oh my God. I need to know.
It's like I want to call my sister.
Chris's face right now is like freaking out.
But only half of her body took to it.
So she felt like half the pain.
And maybe that's what happened to me.
I'm not really sure.
But, you know, I was just like, I was like moaning and just like in so much pain.
And they brought the peanut ball that goes between your legs.
What's a peanut ball?
It's like, you know those balls, exercise balls that you like work out on?
So instead of it being a round ball, it's in the shape of a peanut.
And they put it between your legs to like help induce labor.
And they did that for me because it was taking a long time.
And then I started getting back labor and that is.
At any point because it's too slow. No, I want to know all this stuff
because I want the real real.
I don't want this shit at Google
because then when we're ready to like truly talk
about like my birth plan or whatever,
then I'll have the right questions to ask
and the concerns to say, I want to tell him, you know,
I'm scared of this and I'm afraid of this.
And then he can tell me, you know,
he's not going to be like, no, no, that'll over happen.
They could be honest about it.
But like, this is what we'll do if.
They're going to be honest no matter what.
But I want to ask the questions and not be that pussy
who's like, nope, I'm fine.
No questions here.
And then internally, I'm like having a fucking heart attack.
Yeah, no, yeah.
The peanut ball, once I brought that out,
like it's to induce labor and it's like...
I can't even explain. I hate the peanut.
Did it ever come to, like, a possibility of doing a C-section or no?
Um, it was only, like, if I didn't, like, go into labor within, like, hours.
Like, it wasn't like, right now, you're gonna have to have a C-section.
It wasn't like that.
Were you open to that if they wanted to do it?
I mean, whatever was gonna be safest for the baby,
obviously I wanted to have a vaginal birth,
like no matter what.
Well, I can't say no matter what,
but like that was my plan.
Yeah, that was my preference.
So, but obviously if it came to it,
and after all these hours,
like you weren't gonna be like, no, figure it out. No, no, no, I was gonna be like, okay, weren't going to be like, nope,
figure it out. No, no, no. I was like, okay, do it.
You're like, sorry, he's got to come out that way.
Since we have the same doctor, one of the things like whenever I was pushing,
they were like, do you want a mirror? And I was like, I was like, what?
And they're like, do you want a mirror so that you can see when he's coming out?
Like his head and stuff so that you can like, it like motivates you.
Oh, to know when to push him.
Yes, or just like, because you see your kid coming out
and you're like, I got this, let's go, I got this.
So they brought out a mirror
and they put it behind the doctor delivering my baby.
And I watched him coming out through the mirror
and it motivated me so much
because I was like, I'm almost there, I'm almost there
because you know, you're pushing, you're pushing, you're pushing
and it could be hard, it could be hard, not gonna lie, but seeing his like hair and his head and
everything, I was just like, oh my god, and it motivated me so much. I trust you on that.
I trust you on the motivation tactics. It actually like really motivated me.
But it freaks me the fuck out.
I feel like that would freak a lot of people
out listening to this, but it's something
I would never take back.
I was able to watch it, you know?
Like it was beautiful.
No, I mean, I feel calm because I trust you
and believe you and I'm picturing it,
but then when I picture it, I'm like, holy shit.
Like a watermelon out of a keyhole.
I said to Nia the other day, I was like,
I like my vagina small, okay?
And she goes, and it will go back.
Yeah, it goes back.
This is like forever.
Do your kegels and you'll be fine.
Squeeze, squeeze.
I mean, seriously, here, you guys,
I'm here to talk about the shit people don't really talk about,
but it is something I'm afraid of.
And when I was Googling it, the tearing part, it was like,
sometimes they cut you.
Oh, I've had friends that had to like go all the way to their butthole.
And yeah, like it happens.
Yeah. And I'm like, it's not gonna happen to you.
I feel like it would happen to me.
I feel like that is what it will be.
And I'll be like, it's fine.
I feel like my pain tolerance used to be so awesome.
And all of a sudden, I just feel like a giant pussy.
No, I promise you, your pain tolerance is higher
than it ever has been.
Yeah.
Like, yes.
I can't be that one random woman.
Can you imagine if a man had to give birth to a baby?
Absolutely not.
Like, no.
They couldn't handle it.
No.
There's absolutely no way.
Like, if a guy has a cold, they're like, oh, I'm like, I can have a cold
and I could still like do everything for my son
and like run around and do all these errands
and do this and do that and do that.
And like still feel the exact same pain or cold
that you're feeling and get shit done.
Yeah, I will say Luke said that about my pregnancy
that when, cause he went out of town,
what like months ago, and then he has one more little trip
he has to take out to Colorado, but he's been very like,
he's canceled everything that's like in the last six weeks
or eight weeks or whatever of pregnancy.
He's like, I talked to my brother who just had a baby
and he's like, I know that you physically, I'll be so big.
It'll be really difficult for me to like take care
of the dogs or like just do certain things. And he said, which made me really happy, but he's like, he goes,
you're very capable of doing all the shit. But physically, I think you're going to be
too big to like actually literally be able to like bend over and do things like that.
But I have been like, unless I have a day where I'm like, I just want to be tired and
lazy and lay in bed and sleep. Other than that, I'm like, I just want to be tired and lazy and lay in bed and sleep.
Other than that, I'm like, no, I want to like do stuff.
I mean, Kristen, do you remember whenever I was really pregnant?
Yes.
And you like, I was like, I have got to get my cuckoo wax.
Like, I like, this is like crazy.
And you came over and like, we hired somebody to come to the house and you were in the room
with me.
And that was whenever I was like extremely pregnant. And I was like, if I'm going to
give labor, like there's not going to be anything down there. Like, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
Yeah. I get it now. Big time that you can't like starting at like four or five months,
like about five months is when I looked down and I was like, I can't see my vagina anymore.
Like is this what big beer bellied men feel like when they're like, I can't see my vagina anymore. Like, is this what big beer bellied men feel like when they're like,
I can't see my dick?
I mean, it's different.
Our bellies are pretty.
But I literally was like, I can't see my vagina lips.
They don't exist.
Yeah.
It's like, nope, nope, nope.
Somebody come over here and do this.
And that was so hard.
And it is more painful now.
I know how you feel because I've been getting it done.
You're a lot more sensitive.
Yeah.
But now I'm on, I mean, we started right when I found out I got pregnant.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't care if I'm hairy all the other time, like in between.
And I go to the same girl for the last decade.
Shout out Alexis.
Bunny feather.
But she is like, it's she's like, your hair's so thin and fine now.
But like the skin feels more sensitive from the hormones.
So I feel you because-
But that was my first time at like getting waxed down there
that you were with me whenever I was pregnant.
I wanna make an audio track of you getting waxed
where you go,
Roar!
Roar!
That's what you sound like.
I'm gonna go find those videos and send them to you.
Do you remember being afraid of anything, like whether it was giving birth or whatever,
or just like being a new mom?
Were you ever like, was there anything
off the top of your head that you were like,
oh, I'm nervous about this?
I mean, like breastfeeding or I know your journey
with breastfeeding, everyone's,
all my friends are different.
Yeah, so different. Yeah, I mean, there's so much that you worry about.
But like what the expectation versus reality?
Yeah. I mean, there's so much that you worry about being a new mom. Like, I've always wanted
it and I'm like, I felt like I was so prepared. Like my nesting was crazy. I had like way
more than I needed. Like that's why I keep telling Kristen, I'm
like, okay, girl, ask me if you actually need this product because you're going to end up
with like so much stuff that you never even use. And that's what I did. I would like nested
very, very, very hard. Um, I think, yeah, I mean, breastfeeding was difficult for me.
I'm nervous about it.
I wasn't until just recently.
Now I'm really thinking about it.
And I'm like, what if I don't know how to do it or the baby doesn't latch or...
Well, it's like natural.
Like you will naturally like come into it.
Like I didn't know what I was doing.
I didn't.
Like as much as you read up on things and do different things, like you can never fully prepare yourself for like what is going to be your story
because it's going to be so different from everybody else's.
Like I breastfed Cruz and then completely dried up at eight weeks
without any warning, without any anything.
I was just like noticing.
I was like, I feel like like there's not as much coming out.
If I try to pump or anything, I can just notice the difference.
So I had to switch and I had no pain.
A lot of women have like so much pain whenever they dry up.
Like I had nothing.
Like it was just like, whoop, done.
And maybe it's because I have fake boobs.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Like there's, you know, a lot of women with fake breasts,
breastfeeding are like completely perfect at it.
But I think that was hard because it's like every two hours and this and that.
And, you know, you're like holding your baby, like being like,
oh, my God, are they getting it enough? Like, it's hard.
I feel like I didn't realize like how difficult it would be to notice.
Because if you have a bottle, you can see how much milk is in there.
I've been thinking of that because I'm like, when do I know to be like,
you should stop eating,
or will they naturally stop eating
because they're full?
They'll stop eating when they're full.
But like, for me, I was like, is he getting enough?
Is he getting enough?
Because if he's on my boob,
I can't tell how much he's getting.
If it's in a bottle, I can at least see like,
oh, he's getting eight ounces or six ounces or four,
you know, whatever it is.
And you know, we would go to doctor's appointments
and they'd be like, no, he's growing, he's healthy.
Like you're doing great, you're doing great.
But I think that was like one of the hardest parts for me
because I was like walking around with these like
suction cups on my tits all day long,
like trying to get more milk out.
And I was like, what am I doing wrong?
You know?
And you did all that by yourself without like a night nurse or like anything?
Oh yeah.
No, yeah, nothing.
Yeah.
I was like, man, women, we can do it all.
What am I fucking afraid of?
I have all my friends like right here to be like, you're fine.
Yeah, you are.
You're going to be just great.
You're going to be amazing, mom.
Don't even, don't even.
I really want your help with.
Everybody's different.
Okay.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's why Googling is so hard.
Yes. Don't Google. Something I do want your help with. Because everybody's different, okay? That's true. That's why Googling is so hard. Yes, don't Google.
Something I do want your help with.
Did you listen to music in the delivery room?
Do you remember?
Like, did you have music on?
Oh, I don't think I did.
No, because I really wanted, I don't know.
In the moment I might be like turn that shit off.
But I want to have like two playlists.
No, I had like the office on, friends on.
Like I had all my like shows on.
Like on an iPad?
Yeah, on my iPad.
I brought like every iPad, every like anything that you could bring in there.
Okay.
So I had like TV shows going.
Smart.
And then whenever I was pushing, like I wasn't thinking about that.
You weren't thinking about it?
No.
Because I was like, do I need like a pump up playlist?
No, yeah.
I mean...
Because I was like, I don't want the song Push It on there, but I'm like, do I need some a pump up playlist? No, yeah. I mean... Do I...
Because I was like, I don't want the song Push It on there, but I'm like, do I need
some like girl rap?
See?
I mean, maybe.
Maybe, but like...
Because then I was going to make you make me a playlist.
Yeah.
Hey, I will.
I will.
I will make you a playlist.
But I'm just saying like...
Like your get ready music.
But like I don't think I had music on.
No, I was just so in the moment and just like,
but that doesn't mean it wouldn't have been great for me.
It just is like, I just didn't even do that.
Most of these questions are coming from like
on my pregnancy apps that I use.
There's like a birth plan thing on there and it's like,
do you want the lighting like this?
Do you want this?
And I'm like, I've never thought of any of these things.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I definitely did not think of the lighting.
I did not think of the music. I did not think of the music.
I just had like iPads out.
But then whenever I started like actually going into labor, we turned all the iPads
around to try to get like all of the video of me giving labor.
Yeah.
Because like that's what I actually wanted.
And like I wasn't thinking about anything else or anything else.
So I'm just talking about before and after.
Like-
Because you're there for so long.
So you need like distractions.
Yeah. Okay.
And yeah, I mean, it was just,
it'll be the best day of your life.
No matter how much you might struggle or whatever,
like it'll be the best day of your life.
I love that so much.
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Okay, things you found the most helpful
or things that you found were like a waste of money
or like unnecessary.
Most helpful for sure, like the SNU.
The SNU you loved.
It was amazing.
Like that was great for me.
Once I stopped breastfeeding the baby Breeza or Brezza,
however they, oh, that is, oh my gosh.
The formula maker thing?
Yes, the formula thing.
Like it's almost like a coffee maker.
So I would have one downstairs and upstairs.
So smart.
Yes.
Cause your bedroom, like you don't have to walk down every.
A mini fridge in your room.
Very smart.
Just for like once you are out of the breastfeeding fees
or if you still are, but like maybe you're pumping or...
I plan on doing both.
I plan on formula feeding as well.
If I can breastfeed even, like if that works out for me,
then I'll do both and if I can't, then I'll just formula feed.
Listen, whatever works for you.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so smart though.
Mini fridge in your room.
The SNOO. And I love that you. Yeah. Mini fridge in your room. This new.
And I love that you have a changing station in your living room.
Changing station downstairs. I still have it right here right now. Like I'm going to get rid of it
soon. But like changing station on like both levels. Like if, well, if your house is a one level.
So yeah, put it in your living room because then you can also put like a basket by your bed. Like if you've ever noticed beside my bed, I have a basket that has the diapers, wipes,
yes, that crane, like all that stuff.
Yeah. Like a little I have on my, in my, in my Amazon cart.
Yeah.
I have like a little kind of like a three tiered like utility cart thing that I can put the stuff in that'll go like next to my bed.
Perfect.
That's what I remember hearing.
I think.
Thinking about you doing that.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Okay. my bed. That's what I remember hearing. Thinking about you doing that. Yeah. Perfect. Other than that, like I bought so many shoes when I was pregnant. Like 13
pairs.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It was that many?
Yeah.
I remember you had a lot. They fit on a spice rack.
Like, yeah. And he still, like we still have a shoe thing. He still has all the shoes.
But like when he was that little, he didn't wear that many.
So until they start like walking and stuff,
like don't waste your money on a bunch of shoes.
I won't do that again. You know?
Smart.
I mean, there's a couple different things I'm sure I could think of.
Oh, find the bottle that works for you.
Okay.
Don't try to buy a million different bottles.
Once you realize one works, stick with it.
Okay. Like no need to like try everything else.
Yeah, I have the Babylist glass bottle box
that has like all different,
like four or five different brands.
So it's kind of like to try them out.
So I think, yeah, I've heard that.
The baby picks, the baby picks the bottle, not you.
Mine was a Avent.
Yeah, so I did get some of those glass bottles
because most of my friends with babies say they like those.
Yes, and like the flow, so much like a breast, you know.
Called like nipples.
Yes, that was the one that worked for me.
And he didn't ever want to go back
to a different kind of bottle.
So don't just like waste money
on all kinds of other bottles, honestly.
I'm like, already her room is like boxes upon boxes
upon boxes and her furniture's not here yet.
And I'm like, oh my Lord, babies have a lot of stuff.
Yes, so much stuff.
I mean, I love it.
Yeah.
Cause I love stuff, but too much.
But I'm like, God, babies really do have a lot of stuff.
They do, they do.
It's not even like toys or anything like that really.
No, it's like the stuff they need to live.
Yeah, like a high chair and the stroller and car seat
and it's like all the things outside of the furniture.
Yes. And for that kind of stuff,
like stroller, car seat, UPPAbaby was my favorite.
That's what mine is too.
So good. Still use UPPAbaby for cruises.
I love how simple yours is.
I've seen you put it in and out of the car.
And I was like, that's...
Yep.
And even for his age right now,
like, you know, because it's a forward facing,
it's a little bit different.
But like being able to clip in to like the iron rods on the seat
for the extra safety and stuff.
Like it's, I don't know, it's so easy, but it's so good.
Love it. So wild. I mean, there's so easy, but it's so good. Love it.
So wild.
Yeah. I mean, there's going to be a baby here.
I know. I'm sure whenever I'm done with this, I'll think of other stuff.
And I'll be like, oh my gosh, this and that. But I mean, those are the top ones that come to mind.
Yeah. See, that's all good mom advice. You're the best mama ever.
So cheers to you being the best mama ever, the best bestie ever.
Oh, wait, I have one more question. Okay.
Duh.
The fucking trailer popped.
Oh my gosh, the trailer.
The valley trailer.
I know.
Oh my God.
Okay.
So I watched it a lot of times.
Oh my God, I watched it like a hundred times.
Like embarrassing amount.
No, I totally did.
I'm not going to pretend like I didn't because I could not take it all in.
I didn't know it was going to be that long. I'm not gonna pretend like I didn't because I could not take it all in. I didn't know it was gonna be that long.
I'm so happy it was.
There were things that I was not there for that I saw
that I'm like, what happened?
Or like I was aware of, but I had never saw it or, you know.
And just watching it, the way I do is like,
I watched it, took it all in.
Then I watched it like for my stuff.
Then I started watching it like, if I were this person,
like what does their stuff look like kind of a thing?
Yeah.
What did you think?
Oh my gosh, I thought it was like, it was crazy.
I mean, it was a good mix of everything
that happens this season, but there's so much more to come.
There is.
So much more.
There's way more like crazy drama moments and there's also really funny stuff.
Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's not all dark. Like we have a lot of funny stuff.
It's way better than season one.
But I think that they did try to like throw in like funny, like Zack Motobo to me.
Oh my God.
Luke doing the sort of wasabi and like, you know, just like different things that happen
throughout the whole, y'all's engagement, like that's happy mode.
Like they were able to like put in good stuff,
mixed in with the bad stuff.
And yeah, it was well balanced,
but like it's like not even nowhere near what the season's gonna bring.
Our buddy Baskin said it's the craziest,
or would you say like the best, the craziest season two of any show?
He's ever done.
...that he's ever done.
Which like throws me back to VPR and I'm like, damn.
But he's right.
I mean, from my perspective, he's right.
I'm like, it's crazy when I...
Like it took me back to last summer and going,
oh my God, I forgot about that.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
There's a lot I'm sure that we aren't even thinking about
because when you're filming, you're so into it.
So it's just like, it goes by with like the flash of light.
You know, it's so fast.
And then you watch it back and you're like,
oh my gosh, I forgot that even happened to her.
You know?
Michelle and Jesse's stuff was like,
that I had to watch that a few times.
I'm like, holy shit, that was like, he said that.
And then she said, I mean, when Michelle says,
you're a drunk and he goes, you're a hicker.
I'm like, Jesse?
She literally just, exactly what she said.
Yeah.
But then the way she like throws the water,
it was like perfect.
Oh my God.
I was like, I didn't know that happened.
I don't think.
Yeah.
Or maybe I do and I don't remember.
But I would, yeah, that had my jaw on the floor.
And then Jesse's like,
I think Michelle and I are the most sane ones.
I'm like, you are not sane, my friend.
Jesse, I adore you, but you're crazy.
The most sane ones in the house right now.
And he was crazy all summer.
That was just a fun comedic break, you know?
But like, obviously not true.
No.
But yeah.
There was so much.
Wow. It feels like it was forever ago.
Forever.
Forever ago.
It's going to be wild to watch it.
I know.
Oh my God. We have like three, four weeks.
I feel like it's been a year away forever.
And now all of a sudden we're like, oh my God, it's like three, four weeks. Oh. I feel like it's been a year away forever, and now all of a sudden we're like, oh my
God, it's like three, four weeks away.
Yep.
And I don't even know what to...
I mean, I know what to expect.
It's hard to explain it to you guys listening out there, but just imagine if you can, like
something you lived, like your friends and your family and like crazy shit happened,
you know, over last summer, and you've talked about it for so long and you've, you know,
you've relived it within your friend group, right?
Your family group.
And then you kind of stop talking about it because now it's in the past.
But then if you then got to rewatch it, you guys would feel,
you put yourself in our shoes.
Yeah.
And so that's why we keep saying, like, it feels like forever ago.
And it's just going to be crazy because some of it's still,
I'm not going to say what, but some of it's still very present feeling.
Well, you know, the Jack stuff, obviously,
because that's pretty public.
And some of it's kind of like in the past.
And it's always interesting to see how people,
the cast will feel, like our friends will feel rewatching it.
Some people, including myself at times in my past,
like have gotten like re-upset about things
or been like, what the fuck did you say about me?
Yeah.
In your little interview bite.
Yeah.
And your interview bite and your after show bite.
Like what?
Yeah.
But I'm really excited.
And I think people are really going to like it.
I think so too.
I love you.
I love you so much.
Oh my god, thank you.
Everybody, as you know, listen to Brittany's podcast
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