Sex, Love, and What Else Matters - VPR From the Start - S1 E4 & E5 with Peter Madrigal
Episode Date: July 13, 2023Episode 46. In this episode, Kristen and Luke are joined by Peter Madrigal to recap VPR Season 1, episodes 4 and 5! Peter talks about what it was like watching the show back for the first time and sh...ares some tea that Kristen never knew about until now. Sponsors: Organifi.com/doute and use code DOUTE for 20% off your entire order - try Organifi today and take the first step towards a healthier you! Go to Hungryroot.com/KRISTEN, to get 30% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. If you use my personal code DOUTE15, you can get your bottle now for 15% off and start getting that life changing, ready to wake up and kick ass sleep that you deserve. Go to butlerhemp.co to grab yours now. Follow us: @kristendoute @luke__broderick Email us: sexlovepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hi you guys, I'm Kat and I hope you come hang out with me on KatSatlerNow.
On my weekly podcast, I continue to ask the questions.
I've been interviewing people for more than 25 years now, but that doesn't mean I found
all the answers.
Make sure to listen to KatSatlerNow, wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back, you crazy Vanderpump fans. We have an amazing guest today for it. VPR from
the start. Lucas here with me, but we also have Peter Sir Manager,
also known as Peter Madrigal.
I like how you said, also known as my last name.
I know, I went Peter Sir Manager first.
I know, right?
Well, that's my moniker on the show.
Every time they show me, it's like,
Peter Sir Manager.
And it also used to be your social media handle.
Yeah, for like a couple of months.
Like five minutes.
Five minutes, yeah.
But you remember that, so.
Thank you.
And I am so excited to have Peter on today
because Luke and I basically begged him
because watching back from season one is so wild to me
because I was like, oh my god, these episodes
are clearly dysfunctional relationship of Stasi and Jacks.
And the most relevant person beyond them is Peter.
It's you, dude.
Thank you.
Thank you, Chris, and I appreciate that.
I just feel like you're the guy that's always,
you have all the common sense.
You say what everyone's thinking.
Thank you.
It's like, what is going on with these people's heads?
And you're like, hey, this is how it is.
Yeah, I always like looked at the situation like,
am I really doing this?
Are we really doing this right now?
Is this gonna happen?
Okay, cool.
I'll go along with it and I'll figure it out.
Yeah, but Luke, that's a good point though
because this is Luke's first time ever seeing
any of these episodes.
It is, yeah.
And every time we've now been watching them,
Luke's like Peter is saying whatever he want to thinking,
like what the audience is thinking.
Honestly, dude, more than once,
I have said
almost exactly what you say two seconds before you say it
on the show.
There it is, there it is.
So, I mean, it's cool.
Yeah.
Glad to have you here.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm glad to review, you know, it's funny that you asked me
to do this, because I don't watch the show.
You know that.
I do.
I don't want to show at all.
Like, I've.
I know, what did you text me?
You're like, I haven't.
Other than, oh yeah,
you said you hadn't really watched this since like,
yeah so, I remember King's Road.
Way back in the day when, like what, 10, 11,
12 years ago when this masterpiece first came out,
we'd get done with work and then we'd go and watch
the show at your place on King's Road.
Yeah.
And I saw like a couple episodes and then I was just like,
okay, I can't watch myself on TV anymore.
I wish I could say the same.
I watched myself rewatch myself like 40 million times,
except for the early bad stuff.
Except for the really bad stuff, there it is.
Otherwise, I'm like, I'm so dead curious.
But I have not watched season one until like just now
doing this podcast and I've been so excited for Luke to meet Lourley on camera
because he does not know the glorious sense
that Lourley was on the show.
When we get to it, I just love how much
she just gave it all to Stasi.
We'll get to it.
I wanna get it.
So you guys, we're doing episodes four and five today.
And episode four, I believe is Vegas with Avengers.
Is that right?
Yes.
The Interfuffle rules, episode one, or season one episode four is Vegas with Avengers.
So, oh boy, Vegas with Avengers.
It essentially starts off with like a team A versus team B thing because Lisa is immediately
like, okay, I can't lose this whole
staff on a weekend, especially on a Saturday night.
Like, what the hell?
Peter's gone, Kristen's gone, Tom's, Stasi, Jack, like, what am I going to do?
And Stasi makes this exclamation essentially in one of her interview bites and says, well,
what I do is I invite the people that I like the most. And then they all get off work. And then, you know, the other people can't come
and like, that's kind of that. It sounds like it sounds like something that she would
say. Yeah. Sounds exactly what Stasi would say in the moment. Yes. So we were team A,
congratulations to us, Peter. Congratulations to us, team A, there we go.
I love it, I love it.
Looking back on this episode, there were two teams.
Yeah, I remember.
I remember very vividly.
Which we'll get to.
Yeah, we'll get on that.
But that was a very, like, because I've always, like,
I always guess I was Switzerland, you know, but then again,
here's the thing.
And this is why I was always very neutral.
Tell me.
I was managing all of you, assholes. That's true. I was like, why I was always very neutral. Tell me. How is managing all of you assholes?
That's true.
I was like, why weren't you on my team Peter?
What a nightmare.
I was doing all these people.
Managing everyone.
Yeah.
So it's like, okay, so I can't look like I'm picking favorites here.
I mean, it was a nightmare.
And there's something that I told you,
I think you came into Sur a couple of nights ago.
Yeah. And it's something that I told you, I think you came into Sir a couple of nights ago. Yeah. And it's something that I told you back then when I first got promoted,
you taught me how to make napkins and how to carry glasses.
You're the only one who's done every job. Exactly, because I was a busser when I first
got hired. So by the time I got to management, once I got promoted, everyone looked at me,
like, well, he's our friend. Well, he used to be a busser, he got promoted, blah, blah, blah. You know, so it's just, it was a weird dynamic.
That is crazy.
Today, people that come in, they start working there,
they have a different, different view and different respect
for me because it's not, oh, we were friends before
and you were a busser.
No, you've always been Peter Sir Manager.
What, you're, do you know what, you're, you started?
It was like 2008.
That's what I thought because I started in 2007.
And you were the only other one that was there when there was like
Nothing to sir. There was I mean Katie and Stasi started in 09
But there was like I don't think people know this so it's like a little backstory
But like there was no lounge. We didn't even have a liquor license
We just wine and beer only 12 employees. We were t-shirts and like jeans. Yes
And that's so wild. Yeah, Peter was a busser.
Then did you food run?
Yes, I did.
And then you were waiter, then you were a bartender,
and then you were a manager, and now you're like the manager.
Yes.
Like, there's Lisa and Ken.
There's Guillermo Natalie, and then there's Peter.
Yeah.
Basically.
That's it.
So nobody knows me as just a waiter or a bartender
or a busser.
Or Sassy's ex-boyfriend. Or Sassy's ex-boyfriend.
Or Sassy's ex-boyfriend.
Or Katie's ex-boycub.
LAUGHTER
They only know me as Peter Sir Manager, and that's it.
And that's where everything ends.
So back then, though, he was our friend,
and we were like, bitch, you better be our friend.
Yeah, exactly.
So let us sneak wine, Peter.
I know, I remember.
So it was very much between a rock and a hard place.
You got to understand that.
I'm like, I got my boss is breathing down my neck.
And then I got you all breathing down my neck.
You know, you got Stasi coming over to me and be like,
oh, it literally took my section.
And I don't want to work this other section.
It's like, just go do something, get to work.
It doesn't matter, okay?
Who cares?
She's gonna make some money, goddamn.
She would, that is true.
We would be like, why is the new girl get my section?
Peter, you know, I get pat, Katie and I get patio.
Yes.
Stasi gets one through six.
One through six.
If you all split tips, what does it,
what's the section matter that much?
Thank you.
Because we just liked the sections we liked,
and we were brats, and that's why.
Yeah, like I said before, when I worked in,
we wanted the, when I worked in service industry,
I wanted the better sections,
because I kept my tips, and I'm like, yes,
I want the six tops, and I want the big parties,
and I want to make the most money.
You know what, you didn't work at Sir.
I did not, not at all.
So back to the episode.
Essentially, this is all, we're all going to Vegas,
and China is just kind of loving the fact
that Stasi's life is about to implode
because of this like Frank versus Jack's situation,
kind of rightfully so.
But then also, it's like a lot of the me and Katie going like we're not choosing jacks
We're just not team Frank. We're just trying to figure this all out and one thing that struck me like not to be you know
See you next Tuesday a cunt, but it was tossy going. I would never turn on them. I would never
Side with their boyfriend if he was doing something wrong.
And that took me back to me and Tom breaking up in Ariana days and Katie and Stasi were
like, bitch, you crazy. We're on their side now. And I was like, that's funny.
You know what's funny about that whole situation though? Jackson, Frank, we're going to
move in together as roommates. Wait, what? Oh, yeah.
I did not know that.
Yeah, they were going to start rooming together.
They were talking about it.
I remember them talking behind the bar.
They were coming really close, really cool friends.
They were definitely coming from friends.
Yeah, and they were like talking about moving in together
and getting an apartment together.
Yes.
Holy fucking shit.
Drop that mic Peter magical, oh my fucking god.
That's something I remember because I think he was still
at King's Road and he was like,
I gotta get out of that situation.
When Stasi kicked him out,
he came back in like started saying with Tom and I
and he took Zoe, her dog that he gave her,
which is such a jackson to do,
is like give a dog away and then take it back.
And I think that, we'll get there,
but I think that that's one of the reasons why he was so pissed off with Frank.
It wasn't just like, oh, your day in my ex, it was also, we were going to room together too.
We were making plans for that.
And you saw on the show, like, Jackson was confiding in him, being like, I don't know what to do with Stasi.
Do you know how wild that is? Because knowing that now, going back to season,
I fucking forget what, but after Sanable and I broke up
and the DJ that is still on the show,
Sanable was like, you were supposed to be my roommate.
You were supposed to be my roommate
and then you fucked my friend.
And it's like, wait, I did not know
but the Jackson Frank thing.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I remember that conversation. I mean, like, you know, the Jackson Frank thing. Yeah. Holy shit.
I remember that conversation.
I mean, like, the back story is on a lot of this stuff.
It's hilarious.
I mean, we had a bartender named Javier.
I think his name was Javier.
Yes.
So quit, right?
And then Jax talks to Javier and he's all like,
I'm going to take all your shifts.
So he wrote his name down.
Remember, we had the schedule.
It wasn't, see, now it's digital. We have we have oh no
You guys can see this in all of the episodes
Yeah, it's like Natalie and Lisa are like scratching off the name like Stasi didn't show up today
We're gonna put she and and we use it right? Yeah, so yeah
So he decided to scratch because he talked to have years
So he's like I'm scratching half years name out and name out and Jack's, Jack's is Barthain.
And so Paulo, he was all like trying to be
fair to everyone.
Paulo's the bar manager.
The Paulo's the bar manager.
He's still at Sir with me.
I'm gonna see him in a couple hours when I go in.
But Paulo, he comes over and he's like,
no, no, no, you only get three.
I'm gonna give some of these other shifts
to some of the other bartenders.
And Jack's was like, you're fucking with my money, man.
Well, I told Luke about how I used to get in trouble because I wasn't making enough money
and I was so poor when I lived at King's Road apartment and
Natalie was like you guys are all part-time no one can be full-time
So I would be scheduled on a Friday and then I would pick up someone else's Friday shift
So I'd have two and then I trade one of them for another day
So I could work like six seven days in a row and even you once you became manager
You're like Kristen. Why do you have two shifts on Friday? I'm like well, cuz I'm gonna trade it for another one
And then I'll have a Saturday and Friday. I remember that. Oh my god
Yeah, you you knew how to manipulate the entire schedule, which was why.
That's funny.
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The super awkward car ride.
And the boys told us,
I just want to throw this out there.
So none of us first was to know Jack's was coming.
Which Katie and I are now in this car together,
Sassy and Frank are in a car together.
All you see in the beginning is Peter, Tom and Tom.
You don't see a Jack's in that car for a second,
but then you find out it is revealed that jax is in the car with the boys and
Katie and I truth be told did not know right in the beginning, but we were
filming in our car obviously and then at one point Katie and I are like on the phone with you guys and I
forget which Tom one of the times was like yeah, jax is in the car and Katie and I were just like
Yes, jax is coming to fuck Vegas up.
Hell yeah, to all you boys.
Ha, ha, ha.
Fuck you, Stasi and Frank.
Ha, ha.
What?
I remember that.
So what was the reason why Stasi and Frank left together?
Like, why did the-
Because Katie and I refused to let Frank in the car with us.
So we were like, it was supposed to be us girls and you guys.
And then she invited Frank and we're like, we're not fucking dry.
Katie drove her car.
And Katie's like, Frank's not fucking coming in my car.
I was like, yeah, we're not taking Frank.
So you come with us.
Frank drives by himself.
And she was like, no, he's my new boyfriend.
And he's coming in the car with me.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's what literally happened.
Okay, wow.
So where we are though in this episode,
I think, so during the car ride or just after,
Jack says he owns up to a Vegas hookup, right?
But he said it was three years ago.
He says the whole timeline.
Yeah, it was, yeah, it was.
That's him talking to Peter, yeah.
Yeah, he was talking to me in the room
in our hotel room together.
That's right, yeah.
And he was all like, he owned up to it. Three, he said it was three years ago. So was talking to me in the room in our hotel room together. That's right. Yeah, and he was all like he owned up to it
Three he said it was three years ago. So yeah, yeah, I dude if you're gonna say that I believe you
Which and I believe him to yeah, we all believed him
I was like that makes actually perfect sense
Yeah, exactly the only thing that was interesting to me is that he goes
Did I fuck a prostitute? Yeah, and I was like wait who said prostitute?
Did anyone say prostitute? I think and I was like, wait, who said prostitute? Did anyone say prostitute?
I think Stasi said like porn stars.
Porn stars, what they were saying.
But like, Jacks goes, Peter, did I fuck a prostitute?
Sure, did I do this?
Sure, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Then he goes, did I get a porn star pregnant
to three months ago?
No.
Yeah, but why the prostitute, Jack?
Why the prostitute?
Hey, he just wanted to admit to it.
Yeah.
He had to get it off his chest.
But I agree with you, Peter.
He said, this happened three years ago.
Yeah.
And you were like, I believe you.
And I believe you.
So what's the problem?
So what's the problem as well?
Yeah, what's the problem?
It's like, oh, three years ago.
OK, well, were they even together three years ago?
No.
So then what's the big deal?
Exactly.
Yeah.
So very shortly after that, though, we get into this chip
and Dale saying, oh, man, and Peter, you are so good. Oh my God. I have not seen this episode in so many years and that woman you having to sit on the end with that older lady and she's like, you're a dancer. I know you're a dancer. I know you are and you're like, no, I'm not. You're like being polite enough, but you just keep like glancing out of the corner.
You're like, no, I'm not.
In rolling your eyes.
Yeah, and she's like getting closer and closer to you
and like trying to like almost snuggle you in a way.
And she goes, I know you're a dancer.
You know what's funny looking back on that first,
there's a couple of things that are hilarious.
That'll love them.
There's a couple of things that are hilarious.
First off, Tom Schwartz and I, there was an ongoing
joke for years after that. Like, oh, you know what, Peter, if nothing works out, you're
going to go be a dancer at Chip and Dale's. And he's going to be my agent. And we're
going to Vegas. And he's going to be like, I'm Peter's agent. And he's going to be a
Chip and Dale's dancer. And that was an ongoing joke for years.
It was a, the night's for years. It was a thing. The night's still young.
It could still happen.
I know, right?
It's short since Andy's doesn't work out.
I know.
He can be here with a shirt.
And then the other funny thing is that, do you remember the game app that I started that
I did?
Yes, Peter Rific.
Or Peter.
It became celebrity slots.
It was Peter Rific slots and then you can still download the game right now
But that's that's another that's another
Celebrity slots
But yeah, I did a whole dance number with thunder from down under because they have a
That's all like this is bringing up some interesting memories right now
I guess I could have been a Chippendale's dancer.
It was so hysterical.
And I'm telling you, Peter, season one,
is my favorite Peter of all time.
Thank you.
Much more serious today.
Well, actually, no, I was more serious then.
I'm a little bit more, I would have liked.
You had a lot of business calls back then.
Oh, I still do.
You saw my, you saw my book, you know?
I love it.
So then, so we have this Chippendale's moment,
and essentially Peter's the star of the Chippendale's moment,
because nobody gives a shit about Chippendale's dancers.
Oh my God.
Yes.
When he does the dance in the confessional.
Oh, yeah.
You start to button your shirt and shit.
So many of them. Yeah, yeah. Which is button your shirt and shirt. So many of them.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is something the girls and I, Katie Stasi and I
used to go to Peter and we're like, Peter,
it's Friday night, another button.
Oh, Peter, it's Saturday night.
You got to get a little closer to the naval buddy.
A little bit more to the nipples.
So I don't know if it's Tuesday night
and you only have two buttons at the moment.
Yeah, just see you guys now.
So now we're at Sassy's birthday dinner.
At this Moroccan restaurant, it was like in this like strip mall in Vegas.
Number one, just real fast.
Why was Jack's wearing a chunky knit sweater in Vegas in June?
That's my question.
That's my main question.
That's why.
His whole plan was to take it off.
Well, yeah, maybe he was playing on a fighting Frank,
so he had to throw it, take it off and let you know.
But it's like, we'll get there.
But I think another excuse that he could have had,
it's cold and Vegas at night.
Tushae, Tushae.
That's a bad cold.
I know, I know, I know.
I would like to say just so everyone knows,
this is the only place we've ever gotten kicked out of,
filming or not. We got gotten kicked out of filming or not.
We got literally kicked out of this restaurant
by the owners, and I remember that production was like,
the owners said, we have to leave,
we have to, this will, okay, we'll get to it,
but it's like, as you see, if you guys are rewatching this
with us, we all have to bounce.
But when we ended up in that parking lot,
they're like, you're not welcome here. We literally got kicked out. I've never been kicked out of a place in
my life. Have you? No way. I have. Peter, there's no, I don't believe you ever have. We know, even
though we're, we can be a bunch of drunk assholes, but we know what it like, you know, I'm just saying,
as a cast, as a cast of interprompuros, as a group, as Lisa said, which kind of annoyed me.
She was like, you guys are representing,
this will come next episode, but it's part of this.
You guys were representing my company,
and it's like, no, lady, we were in Vegas having fun.
Sorry, we all happened to work there.
But this was the first time we'd ever been really kicked out.
That's true.
But all the wildness that ensued, right, when Jack Swoxon,
I love when he goes parties here.
Yeah.
And I just remember Katie and I being like, sure is.
Yeah.
And like you and Tom and Tom.
And obviously all the craziness that ensues,
and there's drinks being thrown,
and Stasi grabbing Katie's hair and Peter holding Jack's back barely
with like two hands.
You probably could have held him back with one hand.
That's what Luke was just saying right before we started recording today.
Yeah, you were like rolling your eyes holding them back like it was zero effort.
And Jack's was like, he was trying back then.
Yeah.
Peter was just a lot bigger.
Yeah. Yeah. Heading shoulders. I mean, I'm, I then. Peter was just a lot bigger. Yeah.
Yeah.
He had in his shoulders.
I mean, I'm built even bigger now.
Yeah.
But I did, like, when Jack's looked at him,
he was like, parties here.
He's like, hey, guys, and like, he comes up, like,
shakes all of your hands or gives you guys a hug, gives me
in Katie to kiss on the cheek, and he goes,
happy birthday, Stasi.
Frank, you can suck my cock.
LAUGHTER Oh, it just made me really happy.
That is so cool.
That's amazing.
So then yeah, Frank, and then, sorry, not Frank,
then Schwartz is like,
from Schwartz called Stasi a bitch, and then...
That wasn't the first thing he said.
He said that after, oh shit,
I didn't write down the first thing.
He said that set her off,
and then she commented back and he goes,
shut up bitch.
No, he said, you heard me bitch.
Yeah, you heard me bitch.
Yeah, he made some comment first.
I can't remember either.
Anyway, everyone gets pissed, people get,
Manjer comes over, everyone gets run outside.
And for some reason, people that are even in the fight,
everyone's got their shirt off.
Said it was the oddest thing to me.
Like, why did Tom Sandivult take his shirt off?
When he was acid, no shorts didn't take his shirt off. Yes, he did. He did. Yes,ival take a shirt off with acid? No shorts
didn't take a shirt off. He did. Yes, every guy's shirt was all it was it was
peed. No, it was no, it was Frank, Jack's and Sandival. And I promise you if
you look back again, shorts and shirt was off as well. But also the other good
thing was Chad. Oh, Chad. Chad, who used to work on production is the one that caught Jack's from running
at Frank. Yeah. And Chad ended up working his serr leader. And then he managed pump. Yeah.
Oh, he did. Yeah, he was the manager of pump. Holy shit. For you. You didn't know that. How
unsexual is this shit? Holy shit. Yeah, he was the manager of POMP when it opened. Maybe he did that.
That is wild.
Yeah.
Oh my God, yeah.
It's just like why I was ever in church.
Why was Jack's wearing a sweater?
That's only because I wanted to get into a fight.
Just fight.
You don't have to take your, I don't take that.
Yeah.
Peter, what was going through your head?
What was going through my head was I feel sorry for the,
what was going through my head?
Yeah.
Was I was feeling sorry for the owner of the restaurant because Jack like I stopped everybody from doing something
They all went outside then Jack's like takes a chair and throws it on the ground really high
I was like I was like oh my god, dude
This is like someone else's establishment. You can't be doing that
You know that's probably what God has actually kicked out
That is what God has kicked out. Yeah, it wasn't the drinks
It wasn't any of that.
It was when Jack's through the chair and broke it.
I think he broke it.
I saw it like smash a little bit.
I was like, I just went and sat down outside.
I was just like, you gotta be fucking kidding me right now.
I was just like, why do I have to make the mature one
when I'm trying to have fun?
I'm having it.
Yeah, exactly.
I wanna have fun too, but I have to be the one to calm the situation down and just get
everybody to get out of the restaurant.
I mean, like, yeah, I can only imagine what was going through the owner's head.
That's what my mind went to.
Yeah, he was like never again, fuck this.
Exactly.
He probably doesn't even have like the show at all.
Right.
You know, today.
And so then this episode ends, we get,
then we still stay in Vegas, but the episode basically ends
with like, Stasi.
Calling in the B team.
Calling in the B team.
Calling in the B team.
Yeah, yep, yep, the B team.
Call me Jen.
Self-demoting, you might say.
Jeremy.
Jeremy.
Who was Danielle?
Danielle.
But somehow you were allowed to be a part of
team A and team B. Is it because you didn't have a girlfriend that was being
an asshole? Yeah Switzerland, I guess Switzerland, I've always been called
Switzerland. Not my words just everybody else just call me Switzerland. They always
call me, people always call me the voice of reason in Switzerland. I never gave
my I don't give myself nicknames. That's not my thing.
I'm just Peterson manager, that's it.
And that was even, and that was given to me.
What about LLPJ?
That was given to me too.
Ladies love, it's like, you know.
That was given to me too.
You know, that was Peter's handle for what?
It was LLPJ.
It's still my handle.
Is it?
LLPJ magical.
LLPJ magical, like, which is like LLPJ.
Do you know what LLPJ stands for?
Ladies love cool James.
So it's ladies love Peter Madrigal.
That's been my Twitter handle for some of the ladies.
What's true is true.
Yeah.
But yeah, so I just, what was going through my head was this poor owner, this guy who
owns this place, we just came in and fucked it up.
And I think that's one of the reasons why I was like,
okay, I gotta distance myself.
But at the same time, I was trying to,
you know, I'm always trying to be as judicious as possible
because I am everybody's manager.
That's what it came down to.
You know, I don't wanna be like,
oh yeah, Peter's our boss and he's picking sides.
And that was always like,
and then I was like, Peter's on my side, fuck you guys,
I'm not on the longest.
Well, I mean, like, that was always a source of like conflict
within me.
It's like, okay, if I say something to this effect,
like if I say something against this person,
they're going to take it the wrong way.
So I always had to stay in the middle.
Yeah.
You know, except you're always on my side.
To my detriment.
Haha.
So we essentially get back to LA now.
We're done with Vegas.
You're going to skip over the whole, uh, team A team B.
Do the team B skinny dipping scene.
I mean, we always skinny dip on.
Okay, well, it's the first time in the first season.
Did you've seen it?
Oh, yes, I'm just saying.
So they got skinny dip.
Boom, they climb up and open the skinny dipping.
And where did this take place?
I don't know.
I probably went to bed at that point.
Yeah, it was like the girls in Germany.
It was Team B and you weren't there.
And they like hopped offense and went skinny dipping.
Stasi, and for me, at first time watcher,
it was Stasi and a bunch of names I don't remember.
Exactly. It was Team B. Yeah. Stasi and Kelly and Jeremy and
Jen and Danielle and they all jumped to fans and went skinny dipping which to be
fair Luke you're right that ended up being like what we started doing every
single vacation that we went on we were like okay we got a skinny dip I never
did it without bottoms because not my jam I don't want little fishy flying up in my VJJ
You're not an Amazon river. Well, don't worry about that. You know what boobs are fine not my VJ
Okay, so that's a little bit of coverage. Yes, right there that wraps up episode four
So then we roll in this episode five right or which is ghetto bitch. I'm not a ghetto bitch
I'm not a ghetto bitch. That is the name of the episode. I'm not a ghetto bitch. I'm not a ghetto bitch. That is the name of the
episode. Who's not a ghetto bitch? Sassy. Well, that's just the name of the episode. It's a name of the
episode because of the staff meeting, which I would like to say, this is the second staff meeting in
my memory that we had ever had. The first one was casting for Vanderpump Rules. That's how we started casting Vanderpump Rules was,
we have a staff meeting and we all were like,
I'm sorry, what?
And then Lisa sat in front of us
and started talking about.
And this show.
And it was like, so who are your friends with?
Who are you not friends with?
Who are you dating?
Who do you like?
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
So now, come to staff meeting number two is post-vegas because of what happened at the
Moroccan restaurant.
So basically, this next episode, though, opens up with Jackson, the Lourley situation happening.
Yes.
Okay, so if you guys are watching with us, like, as we're talking about it, we're going
to not necessarily go in chronological order because there are just some things that need to be spoken about.
And that is the jam who is lorally.
Yeah.
The jam?
I mean, okay.
Okay.
So but it starts with you and Jack's talking behind the bar and he admits to you that he's
now dating someone at Sir and you immediately were like, it's
lorally.
And he's like, it's best sucks I've ever heard.
And you say something along the lines of like, is she a rebound?
And he's like, no, man, no.
And you're just sitting there like sipping the fucking tea.
Kermit the frog in it.
I always do that.
I mean, I did that on TikTok, but I was using wine instead, and it was just like,
but I always curmed the frog that shit.
Do you guys feel like out of the fire,
into the frying pan, is that very typical
for guys when you guys were that age to like be jumping?
Like they broke up two days ago.
It was the biggest mess in the whole entire world,
and now he's dating Lurley.
Is that like typical? I'll say personally, I've never had a rebound.
Shit, I'm maybe even inside of a month of a serious relationship ending. If I'm
in with someone for years, maybe it's because you don't live in L.A.
That's probably his part of it. Or I wasn't living in a big city regardless.
No, actually, yeah, I'm with him. I like after a breakup, you know, I
I guess I'm an old soul so I reflect
Same. I'm with you on that. I'm what I was just typical of our show or what yeah, it was typical of our show for some of the guys
Yeah, yeah, I think it's yeah, that's that that would be the best way to put it
But for me, I'm just like yeah, I'll look back and okay, so what did I do wrong?
What can I fix about myself, all that stuff?
But Jack's was like-
Did you wear another same 100% on that?
Yeah, there you go.
But Jack's was like, but no, she, like the best sex I've ever had, she's amazing, she's
awesome.
And then-
It's projection.
You guys all come out over to our shitty apartment for this fourth of July party and
we hear Laura Leabing like Stossie wrote me all these mean texts and she said all these horrible things
blah blah blah blah and we're just sitting there going what the hell which
led us up to the staff meeting right where shit blew up at this point where
you and the twisted sisters were you to getting along with Stasi at this time?
No, no, right?
Oh yeah, so Peter calls Katie and I
the twisted sisters just over at the news.
Oh my God, yeah, because they were inseparable.
They were joined at the hip.
They wanted to work all the shifts together.
Katie and Kristen, they were always like together.
They even wanted to be in the same room together
when they worked.
Yes.
Which was, it was like, all right, twist the sisters.
That was perfect.
Yeah, I just started calling the twist the sisters.
Oh, who's working on it?
Well, the twist the sisters, Stasi, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And at the staff meeting, what I noticed rewatching was how it was like, you had team A,
quote unquote, from Vegas on one side, right?
Yeah.
And then team B, which Stasi and Frank then sat on the other side,
she and a kind of sat in the middle.
Well Frank was never team A.
No.
Stasi was.
Right, but Frank and Stasi sat with like Danny and Jen and all of them.
Yeah, yeah.
And then like me, Jack's Tom, Tom, Tom and Katie, yeah.
And I was in the middle.
And yeah, you and Ch know we're in the middle
Because she was like I don't know what fuck to do. I wasn't invited. Yeah, which is so wild and then Lisa says no Where was she in a city? She was kind of in the middle. She knows kind of in the middle
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Lisa was like the gem. The gem. You look like you're about to like freak out or convuls
whatever she says and she was like do you have something to say and say something and
she was like you know what I do I have something to say and then say something? And she was like, you know what? I do.
I have something to say.
Oh my God, yeah, rewatching that was like,
I mean, that was bring back memories.
I'm sitting there like, is she okay?
She's like, I'm an ex-map head.
Yeah, okay, beyond that.
I feel like she actually laid it out very logically
and like literally laid it to Stasi very well, I think.
I totally agree with you, who the reality was my friend then.
Here's the reality of the situation.
And she actually like, she is Boner Garage.
And Jack's parked it right in the Boner Garage.
Oh my.
For a period of time, I guess.
For anyone that's seen, we're the millers.
We are the millers.
Yeah, we're the millers.
If you guys don't know this,
Lurley, my little gem of a season one being after season one,
she quit Banner from Pruels.
She started filming World of Miller's.
And then she also, she was also on, yeah, she quit
and she got on Jennifer Lovey.
Jennifer, with Hughitt Cho, that show totally.
So she started doing, she was like, okay,
I'm done with this stuff, I'm leaving.
And at that point in time, Jack said already broken up
with her and she was like, why can't you be a man
and break up with me face and face?
Oh my God, it out.
Luke hasn't gone there yet, but I can't.
Oh my God.
I can't wait until you see how he broke up with her.
You're gonna die.
I'm also excited.
We're gonna have Jack's on one of the next couple episodes
to reflect on season one.
Yes, Lord, baby Jesus.
So just the staff meeting in general
was just gave me so much life.
It was just so hilarious, so amazing.
Stasi's eye rolls and her little smirk,
so I'll lower it, even though I stand with you Luke,
I absolutely agree, I think Lord leaves absolutely right.
But Stasi's just giving this smirk like,
oh, that's cute.
Oh, I know, because she's,
think she's better than probably everyone else on the planet. And this season, oh, that's cute. Oh, I know, because she's, thinks she's better than probably everyone else
on the planet and this season,
at least that's the vibe she puts off.
She thinks she's, her shit doesn't stay.
She sees the devil.
Perfume.
She thinks she's, yeah, exactly.
That's the way she's, yeah.
And it's hilarious though.
I know, it's really funny.
It was really funny the way that she came off, yeah.
No, I'm not saying it didn't make great TV.
I'm saying it definitely made her,
as if you were, to me, made it didn't make great TV. I'm saying it definitely made her- As if you were perfect.
To me, it made her the villain of season one.
Totally.
Well then what about Jacks?
Was Jacks the villain or were the two villains?
I mean, how do you feel?
Were the two villains so far?
You've seen five episodes.
Were the two villains or just one villain?
They were both obviously the focus of this
and neither one was really right more than the other,
but I feel
four jacks more at this point. He's trying to get us over Chris and saying
and the Vegas fight thing it was like a super quick little clip. Yeah the true
the true hero of the season one was Chris and Dodie. She she says Frank you've
been sleeping with Stasi for months.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was like, I didn't want to go there, Frank. I didn't want to go there.
But you have been sleeping with Stasi behind Jackson's back.
So, hypocritical Stasi, season one Stasi, is like freaking out over Jackson,
hooking up with Laura Lee when she had been hooking up with Frank while she was in love and with
Jackson this whole, not the whole time.
So that was when they were talking about moving in together, Jack's and Frank.
Yeah.
Apparently.
Yeah.
Same time.
I love that I reveal that just now.
No, me too.
We need that little easter egg from you, Peter.
And then we essentially end the episode with Sheena.
So we've seen Sheena in previous episodes, like working on her vocals in the studio. She wants to put on this performance. Tina McDowell.
Good as gold, anyone?
Another unsung hero, Tina McDowell. Love you to pieces. So talented. So Tina has this show.
At the Roxy, if you all don't know about LA, the Roxy is like an amazingly sick ass venue on
some stuff. Amazingly sick ass venue. It is a piece of Los Angeles Americanos. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say,
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I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm just like, oh yeah, it's a venue. No, no, no, no, no, it's iconic
fucking venue in Los Angeles on Sunset Boulevard. They got to do main stage there. It really was a big deal. Yes, it was.
And obviously earlier in the episode, we saw Shina, you know, practicing in the studio and you get a glimpse of
Ariana Maddox for the very first time because Ariana is one of her backup dancers.
Uh-huh.
And Ariana did not want to be on that unseason one.
She did not, no.
Probably for your benefit, Kristen.
Well, maybe it was in my benefit at this point, but who knows?
Who knows?
Who knows?
So then, I think the biggest thing about the performance is that Shina kicked ass.
Her performance was fantastic, right?
And even Stasi had to admit.
Exactly, that's what I was getting to is
that Stasi came up to Sheena and congratulated her.
And I don't think she said too Sheena,
she said to the B team she was sitting with,
as she expected to be horrible and was actually good.
And she was like, she was like,
that had to be like so hard to have the courage
to get up on stage and, and you know,
perform your ass off. And that, yeah, that means. So that's the easiest thing to get up in stage and, and, you know, perform your ass off.
And that, yeah, that means.
It's not the easiest thing to get up in front of people.
She is doing the splits.
She's like, that's what I like.
What?
What?
Hell, yeah, she knows.
Oh, man.
Give it to me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, give it to me.
And that's kind of where we end there for the moment.
Another note, I hope, tell me.
For episode five, though, is how much Stasi loves
to talk about daggers and how she's gonna use a dagger
on all these people.
Stasi is the best mortar lines up.
Oh yeah, the word dagger comes up so many times.
I was just like, okay.
She wants to quarter, she wants to heat with there,
put daggers in your face and then quarter your body
and drag it through the
streets of West LA on a dirty truck. But all Hill prints a saucy.
Well she did have a breakdown at the end of it and she was, you know, she was
she was very humble at the end when she hugged you know very appreciating the
answer. It's as a viewer watching that, you know, for the first time.
I appreciate that.
I'm like, oh, wow.
It was really nice to see.
Yeah.
What I hated about this episode is my fucking fedora.
Why the fuck was I wearing a fucking fedora?
I love you on a fedora.
Oh, okay.
You're always more critical here.
You're always more critical here, so.
Are you looking at your brother right now saying you hate a fedora?
Because like, we're filming this at Peters right now
and his brother is sitting there in an awesome hat
and Peter's like, why did I wear a fucking fedora?
Because I had no sorts of style 10 years ago.
Fedoras suit everyone.
I stand by a good fedora.
You know what that might have been in in LA 12 years ago?
Or whatever that was?
100%.
That's true. You're probably right.
Yeah, you're probably right.
100%.
Oh my God, this has been so much fun, Peter.
We're going to have you back because you're just the best.
And you know everything about everything.
And what a fucking episode.
Two episodes.
Two episodes.
Yeah, that was a great couple of episodes.
I'm excited to have Jackson, either on the next one,
or when we wrap it with the reunion.
One of the other because obviously him and Stasi were the main focus of this
of this civil season. So excited.
Rock and roll. Rock and roll, y'all. Well thanks you guys for listening and we cannot wait.
Thank you for having me on. Peter, you're the best thing ever. This is a fucking great two episodes.
Peter, I love you, Luke, I love you,
and you guys, we will talk to you next week.
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