Sex With Emily - A Not So Prude Rude Jude

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

On today’s show, host of the All Out Show on SiriusXM Shade 45, Rude Jude is joining Dr. Emily & the two of them are diving deep into some recent wild sex stories. They talk about threesomes & what it’s like to have one with a partner vs. a unicorn (or even a sex worker), an up close & personal perspective on using toys for the first time, & how to give oral with the most enthusiasm possible. Follow Emily on all social: @sexwithemilyFor even more sex talk, tips, & tricks visit sexwithemily.comFor more information on Rude Jude, click HERE.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And even with this whole the the word consensual if you say you're down, that's consent. Now maybe deep in your heart, you're not down. But figure that out. I'm not a fucking mind reader. It's up to you. Like I can't. I can't read a lot of women. And this is the journey that women have to go on.

If they don't, they don't fucking know what they want. I know. They just think about what men want. And so I think if you are what anyone else wants. And it is a path for many women just to like be like, what do I want and bad, what makes you feel the sex is, what makes me feel good and that comes from masturbating and taking care of yourself. I have to convince women

to masturbate. Ladies, ladies, masturbate. Don't do it. I'm like, you have to. Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. I'm Dr. Emily and on today's show, I'm joined by the host of the All Out Show on Series XM, Shade45, Roode, Jude, and man, we're going to get into some wild sex stories. So be prepared, topics include having thresems with a partner and sex workers and how to navigate it all.

A first-hand account of what it's like to use toys for the very first time, hint, it was amazing. And how to give Oral with the most enthusiasm possible. All this and more, thanks for listening. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a fight on day Hey Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kinda cute The girls gotta understand It's a lie

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be there. Triple 8947, 8277, Fimey and A little social media. Across the board, it's at Sex with Emily. Alright,, guys, enjoy the show. OK, I'm here with Rude Jude. This is a follow-up. Rude Jude Antelini. Yeah. He's a dear friend. We share a studio at Sirius XM.

He's on five days a week. Yeah, last time I was on your show, I was talking about my girlfriend was coming in town. And we were going to have like crazy sex. and you gave me a bunch of sex toys. Exactly. And that was a good time. I was really excited to use them. Well, I'm glad to talk to you because here's what happened. I went on vacation for two weeks and right before I left, I got a text from you and it made me so happy.

Hold on. This is what you said. You said, uh, well first you said, okay, so first you said, my girl thinks you're beautiful. So I knew that was Saturday night and I thought that might be an invite for a threesome. For me to hang out with you guys, which was kind of, if I answered, but I was in a weird space doing something else at night. What did you write back? I said, the next day, Sunday, that's so nice to hear makes me feel good. It did.

So then, it's such a blow off Like it's just like such a blow off. That's so nice to hear makes me feel good. I was literally on your show talking about running a threesome. People like us. This is why we're back. I try to have a threesome with you and you fucking curb me. That's what the fuck happened. Yeah. Why did you curb me? I understand we work. We work. I think it's it. Oh yeah. I think it's it. Yeah, I think that's serious actually I think it's in our contract that you can't have a Three-some or sex with someone who is at sir No, they don't see that in that moment. What if it's for what if it's for content? Let me tell you me I just did I wasn't gonna be like I wasn't in that space. I was leaving town for two weeks

That's why I didn't say do you want to have it? Well, I brought up the first one. But that means when you tell me, when a man tells me, my girl thinks you're a hot. Yeah, I have Saturday night at 5.30. She did think you were hot. She really did, you weren't just saying that. No. See, it makes me feel good. So do you want, all right, so after, once you curved me. Yeah, then I got a call, I got a text from you.

This one was a hit, going back to bed, just wanted to let you know we appreciate it. I gave you, that's the one that looks. The Nova, I brought you another one, and I want to know why do you need another one? Did you leave it at the scene of the sex or something? My girl took it with her. Oh, she took it with me. And I told her, I was like, look, motherfucker.

And I told her, I had to motherfucker her ass, just to get her to listen to me. I was like, you use that like once a week dude. Like that's a once a week thing. Why? Cause it's too good. We're talking about the Wii vibe, Nova. And it's like, okay, so the Nova,

it's a dual stimulation vibrator, which means it goes inside of you, it's in the G spot, and then it's rubbing up against your clitoris. It's like, and you can control it with your app. Did you use it on your, I didn't, man, you know I'm dumb., no one would listen. That's a new feature. The We Connect app that you can actually you could have just been laying back making dinner. Well, she's going at it and you could have been controlling it. And here's the other thing too.

We were super high on every fucking thing. How many drugs? Yeah, because then we talk. Let me just say this then. Okay, after that we talked. You're like, this toy was awesome. And then I said, I wanna hear about it. Can I tell you? Yeah. Well, we started Friday. And I put all of your toys. And you know how they got those sweater chests

with the fucking cedar chests? Yeah, is that what they're called? Armwars? What is it, is it open or is that what? No, it's a chest. A chest. Yeah, so it's got a, I got a Cedar chest and I put all your shit in there and I'm fucking on a pull. Did you charge it already? Are you just putting it in the boxes?

Like it was Christmas. I'm putting them boxes. I'm dumb. No, you're not. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. Dude, it's sex toys. Not everybody knows when they get like a pound of sex toys. Yeah, and I usually don't use them because I'm like dicks enough, whatever. Yeah, yeah.

All right, so fucking um because I'm like dick's enough whatever. Yeah, all right. So fucking um I'm my highest hell like I got a surprise for you. I go in high on exactly just everything XC and acid right which is a pretty fuck you up combo. It's a pretty good fuck you up combo so I'm on XC and acid and I'm like I got a surprise for you and I go to open up the thing and I can't get the fucking chest open. And it's like some antique shit that I bought and it just locked.

And I'm in there with the fucking butter knife. I'm like a screwdriver. I can't get the fucking thing open. And it gets to this point where it's like, like let's not ruin our high trying to get the fucking thing open. So I was like, we're calling a whore. So we call, I jump on arrows.com.

No, to fuck. Oh, got it. Right. We jump on arrows and call, call a prostitute. The ROS, yep. Okay. Dot com. I don't know it. I heard the guy driving me,

he was like, okay, what? He is Google hooker, like what do you, Google? Well, I was like, I hit up John. This is how high I was. I hit up John. I was like, John, and I need to find a hooker. John gets up for you. John's a go get it guy.

Like, so I'm like, John, I need to find a hooker. Meanwhile, he sends me some shit. I end up going to arrows. We get this thick little young girl and take her through there. It's funny. It's funny. Both, I'm 42. My girl's 35 in this 22-year-old

process. Well, let me see the process of picking it out on this website. It was really hard because half the time they're not calling you back. The other half. And it's like Saturday night at 6.30. They might be booked. Oh, no. They're no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like Amazon where there's like selective, like you might also like, like are they sorted? Like you like this woman. No, that's a thing. Predictive. No, it's not predictive at all. Okay, that's what I said.

Arrows isn't that good. Right. So, wouldn't that be cool though? It would be awesome, especially if I call them a bunch. Yeah, you'd love this one. Or just by like geographical, like who's the closest in your area? Because usually if you want a positive,

like you don't want to wait. No, you don't want to wait. Would you want it? Yeah, you. So we picked the Spanish. That's the Spanish escort. She's Spanish. She spoke Spanish.

No, she's some type of Latin. I don't know, she was Latin. Latin. Yeah, she was Latina. So we pick a Latina escort. She's like, I'll be there in 40 minutes. We're like, cool. And 40 minutes later, she's like, I'll be there in 40 minutes. We're like, cool. And 40 minutes later, she's like,

I'll be there in 35 minutes. We're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, no, we're good. We're like, we're good. We cancel her. We're like, we're good. We get another one. I don't know how to do that.

Is it like, Uber though, they're like, you'll still be charged for half this. No, no, no, no, you know, it's, they don't pay. You don't pay unless she shows up. You gotta put the money on that, gotta put the money on the dresser. I'm in trouble, you'd still just like that. Don't you only do money right now for drugs and sex? Cash, I mean.

I know, and it's really scary. It's weird, I was like, the only time I need to cash is like, I'm going to the weed store, you know? Yeah, I keep cash all the fucking time. It's good. Yeah. But it's weird that literally, in Valle, anyway.

Yeah, I use cash way more than, because it's like, one. It's your turn. Yeah, I don't want people tracking my, what the fuck I do with, anyway. Yeah, I'd wear grass. I use cash way more than, because it's like one star. That, yeah, I don't want people tracking my, what the fuck I do with my shit. And two, it's like, it can get to a point where someone can just shut you off. Yeah, we don't want that, I can do that.

No, I don't want that. I got it. We can go back to the website. So you're going, you're looking for a girl, you're like, how about this one? She's, so we get another one. She's canceled. The next one comes and we just turn her out.

Like, we turn her out. Okay, what does that mean? Like, we're old. Know how to fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah. When you get old, you know how to do it. You learn how to do it.

It's just that we're old. Do you feel old? I don't feel old. I'm 42 and she's younger than my daughter. The prostitute that showed up was younger than my kid. How was your daughter? 23. And she was 22. Got it. I didn't ask. She told me. And I was like, oh, you was younger than my kid. How was your daughter? 23. And she was 22.

Got it. I didn't ask. She told me, and I was like, you're younger than my fucking kid. Let's go. And I take her through there. And my girl takes her through there. How does it start? She comes in, do you offer a drink?

Yeah, yeah. They smoke some tree, we chop it up, we get comfortable, then we're like, yeah, you want to go in the room, we go in the room. They can't, how long until she gets their smokes of tree and walk goes in the bed, like, you start making it out in the couch. No, no, no, no. She's so fucked up, I know. No, no, we're faded and so we talk, we get her comfortable.

And then once she's comfortable, she's like, hey, you ready to do this? We do it for a while. And then- Do what for a while? What's the first move? They go at each other. I'm on so many drugs that I can't even get my penis hard.

And I- I'm gonna talk to you about that can't even get my penis hard. And I- I'm gonna talk to you about that. That's actually, can we just talk about this? Is this, are you gonna give me a- Yeah, I just, I don't know that I feel like, I'm just not sure that it's the best thing for you that your penis has continued to malfunction and you have all these creative sex stories,

but really, I feel, I want your penis to work again. Oh, works. It works. Without having to take all the drugs. Is this just never gonna be your path? I don't know, we've never talked about this, but I am my doctor hacked. I'm like, am I hard?

Is this a good time to talk about it? I think so. And then I love me telling you about to talk to you about the drugs about it. I just part of me wants to hear it and then part of me feel sad. It's so hard. I'm so torn between like side of wanting my bleeding heart

and wanting to create really good content. Well here's a thing. Women can do fucking drugs and you're vagina the worst thing that happens is we just throw some lube on that shit. Like guys can do drugs and like. That's like the one thing man, and losing your hair. What else?

Yeah, it's like, boom. Those opinions is hard, at least you know, like your period, you don't have to like, burn. No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. Okay, but so, so you can't get harboring to do it on drugs. You get to give birth.

What? No. The gift of birth. The gift of birth, yeah. You choose to accept it. Yeah, you give the gift of life. So, okay. We're gonna get back to your drug problem in a minute,

but first, so the girls, they're making out and they're going down on each other. And you're just sitting there waiting for the Viagra pop in. And I'm aiming Viagra. What's called, pop it, whatever. So, it doesn't work. And then I start going down on her

and we're going in, she's bustin' and is fuckin' crazy. She have orgasms. Yeah, like nuts. She's having orgasms. Yeah, like nuts. She's having crazy orgasms. Are you using the toys? We couldn't get the chest open. Oh, my chest dude.

That's, that is just a bittersweet twist. So here's the deal. We send her home. What, after she wouldn't leave. How long? I would probably leave, although I would not invite it. I feel like this is my replacement.

She was a- This would have been me. You weren't, this was the day before we even hit you. Whatever, okay fine. We weren't, see, you weren't replaced by a prostitute. Cause I don't know how I'd feel about that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I wanted to get make it clear to that.

I just felt sad like is this, not nothing wrong with that, but just. I do, I wanted to make it clear that like, look, you weren't replaced by a prostitute. We called a prostitute before. I knew your own will, right. So you called her and then she do wanna leave. I wouldn't, it sounds like a good time. She busted it. So that yeah,

how long was she there? I don't even know. We were we were faded, but she was there for a while. We gave her we gave her we gave her $500 cash. $500 cash. It was late night. You know what I mean? It was it's it's a higher end escort service. Okay. So like, was she a, were you attracted to her? I was, she was a stick. She was a thick country girl. And I was trying to get, she was a red bone too. So she was like mixed. And I've been trying to get my girl to eat more.

And I was, Eat more pussy. No, eat more food. And I wanted, I wanted her to see like, like what a curvaceous woman like she's too thin for you Yeah, I'm like yo, you need to eat more. Okay, like you need to eat more So you want her see in the flesh in the flesh like yo literally in the flesh like like look at hips and ass like

That's fucking beautiful like you know like so many women are so obsessed about being skinny and it's just like Yeah, but you don't got like a eating problem or no shit like that No, but what I'm saying is that just that you've never been attracted women are really skinny So you're trying to get her actively gain weight. That's why you picked this No, it just we were both attracted to her and she and she was like wow that that was really seeing a woman that look like that It was really sexy and I was like yeah, I'm telling you you and You could look like that too you you she used to look like that and she had body him she thought she was fat Okay, so she went out of her way to lose all this weight and I'm like no

Can you do it in a healthy way though? Because sometimes people need to lose weight and it's good to get in shape and exercise Yeah, but but I think it was also stressed too, you know It was a combination. Right. She started to thin for me. She was showing me old pictures of herself and I was like, damn, you was thick as hell, girl.

She was like, I used to think I was fat. I was like, no, you're thick. Oh my goodness. Let's, let me, I want to just give you peanut butter at all times. Like I, like get those, I want you to eat peanut butter for your bed. So she left. Okay, so then you have sex at all times. Like I, I like get those, I want you to eat peanut butter for you. So see that, okay, so then you've sexually leaves.

Yeah. And it's hot. And then we knock out. I couldn't skin condoms. No, I just ate her pussy. Oh, okay. God, you like eating pussy that much? That's awesome.

You just want to eat, like you'll just eat whatever pussy. I like to do what I'm good at. Yeah, yeah. Do you feel like that was something that you, that was a little slide thing for you. Why do you? I like to do one good at. Yeah, yeah. Do you feel like that was something that you, that was a slide thing for you. Why do you, I like to do it when I'm good at, Emily? I'm ficking it up. I just wanna taste you.

Do you, are you into me really? Not just for the girl. What's that? You wanna taste me? You look, and this doesn't cheat in it. Like you and your whole team are just fucking hot Like your whole squad is hot is like your smart you're all smart sexy women

Do you see us? Oh you met us on the office. We walk around here. It's your all your all smart smart sexy women That's kind of my deal. I don't like fucking. I don't like Like if I see a chicken front of a fucking stepping repeat or like that Like I don't like these I don't like chicks like if I see a chicken front of a fucking step and repeat, or like that, like, I don't like the, I don't like, I don't like chicks with red bottoms and shit. Like, I like smart sexy women and that's what all of y'all are. And I'm just like, I get there and I'm just like, oh, but you, but yeah, I guess you come in a sexy family office, you don't know, you don't know what's gonna happen.

No, I don't. So, so, okay, so the next day. Yeah, the next day. So the next day, I'm like sober now, and I get these, I had bought these giant fucking metal scissors from the flea market for $40. I was like, give me your best scissors, and he breaks out like these two foot long scissors,

and I'm like, I'll take them. And I got these giant scissors and a hammer. And I'm beating my, I went back to the lock. This is what you did Saturday morning. I went back to that lock, now that I'm sober, and I'm like, I'm getting this mother from the open. And I'm beating it. And I get all your sex toys out.

I gave you a bevy of second. I mean, that was like, you had to take two shopping bags out of my arms. I only took one. One shopping bag? Yeah, yeah, so I got, I got, Yeah, if you wanted your arm. I got a, no, I left a lot at your office.

Okay. I had picked up a ton and I left a lot at your office. Okay. I know it sucks. How about you more? So, I fucking um, so me and, You opened it, you got open it. And we got them already and me and my girl are going at it.

And then I get a text from another woman that I sleep with that I'm in an open relationship. And she's like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm sleeping with my girlfriend where high as hell do you want to come over? She was like, I don't know, it's like, I was like, I'll send you an Uber and I'll give you an ounce of mushrooms

if you come over right now. You've mushrooms too? I had them now that she has. Okay, I got it. So I gave her all my mushrooms and that for if you come over right now. You've mushrooms too? I had them now that she has them. No, she has them. So I gave her all my mushrooms and that for her to come over and she's like, I don't know man, I don't know about three Sims. I said, my girl will sit in the corner

and watch me smash you. Because your girl was tired. She didn't want to smash. No, she just was into she. She think it's hot to watch you with your other girl these days. Yeah, yeah, like the same like I don't. It's a good arrangement.

Yeah, and like I don't care, like I don't care, I tell my girls like go suck a dick dude, I don't care because it's like- She's craving to suck a dick though. I don't get any girls going, I want to suck a dick. I think you're taking like, I want some guy to go down on me or I want a cuddle, but do you think she's like, I can't wait to go suck another dick.

I like to eat pussy. Well, it's different for men. Is it? I like to suck a dick, right? I'm not like craving to go suck a dick. If I already have a dick with me, I'm like, this dick's good. But- I guess right. I like to suck a dick, right? I'm not like crazy, even if he goes suck a dick. If I already have a dick with me, I'm like, this dick's good.

But. I guess what I wanted her to do is I wanted her to feel sexy without me. I didn't want her to need me to feel sexy. Okay, I got it. So that's why I was like, go fucking, go be sexy without me. So she comes over.

Oh yeah, thank you. And it's not my girl. You're my focus. It's not my girl is tired of sleeping with she wants she wanted to see me smash a chick Okay, she wanted to see a girl she wanted to see another girl like getting off So what happened so this girl shows up that you don't show up and I'm like Is it intimate when you see her do kisser? Do you this girl? I've been smashing for 18 years? Wow? Yeah I've known her for that long.

In LA? Yeah. Yeah. She actually seduced me like 18 years ago. Oh, well, how did you manage to keep this relationship with it healthy for 18 years? It was always the longest friendship benefits or whatever you define it.

But you never were committed. Never ever. What does she do? What's her like focus in life? She works in high end. she works at a high-end High-end clothing cool. Oh anything. I know I'll tell you off there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not tired. She would not like that. Okay, so she shows up She shows up and your girlfriend's ever met her my girlfriend and they they smoke a joint. It's the same thing

I said, so folks smoking weed can we just talk about great smoking weed as a four sex? Yeah, I'm even smoking but like it great smoking weed as a four sex. Yeah, I don't even smoke it But like it's a it's a really good ice breaker and I told I told my girl said I was throwing a roll We don't want to freak her out. Let's just get everybody comfortable with one another Let's throw on a robe and not be naked when we answer the door Yeah, basically because we were but naked going fucking crazy She hits me and I'm like taxing her back naked. I'm like all right. She's coming over. Let's get dressed a bit Get her put a robot get back naked. I'm like, all right, she's coming over. Let's get dressed a bit Get her get her come for I love it. That was getting dressed when she comes over. We'll make a comfortable

So we'll put a robot. She won't be naked Red and she walks in I'm so considerate. I couldn't tie a tie at the time I was a bit too high. So I was just like robed is yeah, so I don't think you need to wear bow tie But I get it. I can't even tie a bow tie. No, can I grew up? I was like both times for like scientists and like nation is bow tie. Who can? I grew up, but it was like, bow tie was for like, scientists and like, nation of Islam, suddenly, that's fucking cool. Exactly, dude, I get it. It's not cool.

Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we come back even more of rude Jude. So she comes over, I'm going down on her. I'm going down on her and she comes. And she's, you know how to go down on her? Cause, well, it's your job. The one is, and I'm 18 years deep. And she was like, I was like, I said,

my girl just learned how to do it. Do you want her to try? Cause she was like, I don't want it. I'm too old to be having three Sims. I was like, okay, fine. We'll just, my girl will watch in the corner. Right. So your girl did.

She can just be turned on. And she was like, I was like, do you want my girl to try? And she was like, yeah, sure. And then my girl comes over and starts going down on her. And then... How's she doing with that oral? Is she getting better at it look Let me tell you some her dick sucking game is buh fucking nannis Huh, okay, yes her dick sucking game is

No, what is that can you I need you to explain to me what makes a good her good at dick sucking Give me why it's different than any other Oh man, I could she look she loves me She loves me. But, and I love her. Yes. And I eat pussy like I love her. But, I also love eating pussy.

Yeah, I could eat it. If I suck a dick, I'm gonna think I love their dick. Like that's how you gotta do it. She sucks dick like she loves that shit. She sucks dick like my fucking grandma makes pasta. You know what I'm saying like she She's like she sucks dick like it's like home cooking like she's on that shit and she has angles She's got this angle where she side spoons me where her head is like Her head is is like sideways on my belly, and she just can get the whole fucking thing

And she's just going ham on it. That's a good yeah. That's a good way to do it. And she's got a, every, you know how everyone's got a different texture mouth. So she's got this really smooth mouth. It's like like she's, everyone has to do, no, I don't know that one has a different texture mouth. Everyone's got different texture, everything. So every mouth that goes over your penis feels different. Not everyone, but like yeah, there's, there's some mouth to feel better than others. Wow, do you think it's just because their technique is better, they're not allowing their teeth or

they're like, like, what makes it, I mean, like, like, some people have smoother skin than other people. Yeah, yeah, it's never thought about the inside of the mouth being. Yeah, so like the inside of it, like moist is moist, you've never had a dick feel different than another dick. Like the skin of someone's dick feel different than the skin of someone's other dick? Or even the way his erection is? Yeah, absolutely.

I feel like my interpretation of men getting blow dubs out, like, oh, this mouth is a little bit more like, um, damp than this other one. Or whether or like softer or fuzzy, I don't know. Yeah, it's funnier. Yeah, like a flashlight. Some people have a rougher tongue or something. Rougher tongue, yeah.

Yeah, okay. So she's got like people have a rougher tongue or something. Rougher tongue, yeah. Yeah, okay. So she's got like, her mouth is made for fucking oral. And this was her second, the second pussy she ate, her third pussy she ate. Yeah. And she was like, she's nice. I'm looking back, I'm like, damn, girl, you going? Like, they're both really into it.

And I'm like, they're really going in. Are they 69ing or are they? No, she was just, she was just going on her. And then they went back and forth on each other. And then you were watching. I was watching. But without an erection. No, my dick was hard.

Okay. See, it can get harder. I believe it can. I just, you got to understand, by the time the prostitute got there, I had been high for fucking like 12 hours straight. Yeah. Right. My body was pretty dead. My body was like dude fucking work.

Oh the night before, the pasta the night before. Okay. Yeah by the time the hooker got there, we'd been high for all day. Yeah, yeah, no I get it, do I understand? If I was high all day, I wouldn't, I wouldn't even be hard for hooker. So listen, so this girl comes over, she's there

and then she sleeps over, what happened? So they're going down to the other one. You're watching. I'm sorry. Do your phone in your hand? No, no, no, no. Okay. Fones, no.

No, not at all. I don't know, like you're into it. Okay. The only time I literally, the only time I fucking used my phone was literally, I was just getting head the other day. I said, I said, do you want to do, can I tape this and send it to my girl so she can watch you suck my dick? And she said, she was like, yeah, that's the only time I've ever done that.

I usually, I'm usually in the moment. That was a few days ago. Dude, okay. So since this whole weekend. I get a lot of pussy. You get a lot of pussy. Yeah. You actually texted me yesterday.

I had sex with two pro, what did you say yesterday? I love that you're a text. I'm like, hey, Jude, what's up? You're like, wanna tape? I also had sex with two. Fuck, what did you say? Here's the point.

So, so she gave you hold on. Doesn't matter. Well, we broke out, we broke out that thing the Nova. Okay. You broke out the Nova. We broke out the Nova. The we vibe Nova. Okay. And that was like the showstopper. So what how? Okay, so the Nova, you have to see you guys. It is so fucking cool. So it's it goes inside and an external interluxually. So you put it inside of who who used it who who's him to? So first first first. Oh, we're going to give them code names. I do.

We'll say my girlfriend's name is candy, even though it sounds like a real trashy name. Anyway, my girlfriend's name is candy. And my my old school fuck body's name is Candy. So Sandy does it to Candy first and she's busting. Right away, busting. Yeah, dude. Like it's crazy.

It's a hot vibrator. When they made this, it was so cool because it has this, the clitorial stimulation on the outside that you, these are kind of like the rabbit vibrator style but it's dual stimulation is what I'm saying. So it's cool though, because this one doesn't ever leave your clitoris, like it goes the little thing, like in the rabbit, if you're going in and out, like you're fucking yourself with it,

you, the little, the thing would leave your, but this doesn't lose contact, I have it in here too. This doesn't lose contact with the clitorial. It looks like for people. I explain it. It looks like a gang sign. You said you're like the Italian gang sign. It looks like a mama me. It looks like for, for people. I explain it. It looks like a gang sign. You said you're like the Italian gang sign. It looks like a mama mia.

It looks like when someone's doing the mama mia shit. What you doing? It looks like if someone's throwing up Crip, like it looks like someone's throwing up Crip, but then just turn it sideways and you throw it in the vagina. That's it. So they're straight up,

they're throwing gang signs in each other's pussy with that shit. And so now it's Sandy's turn. Okay. Sandy doesn't stop coming. She just keeps coming and coming and coming. And coming to the point where my girl is like, come hold this vibrator, I'm getting tired.

So I come in and hold the vibrator and she keeps coming. I'm like, dude, you're insatiable. It was like after like 15 minutes or so. Yeah, you could come so many times, I could come like a million times a day. Yo, she came 50 times. Yo, it's great. That's why I told my girl,

like you could only use it like once, like we're not, I don't want you to ruin your fucking. It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't. I don't know, dude, like if you watch too much porn as man. She's here, P.M. is getting too many blow jobs or jacking off too much. Do you still masturbate? If you're playing this, do you see people come over every night?

Your penis, it is bad to watch too much porn. It is bad to watch too much porn. But it's not gonna get broken. It might get broken. It might be desensitized. Here's the thing. Toys are not the same challenge around. I mean, as a woman, sell it.

As a woman, sell it. I'm not always telling it. Dude, you know what? It's a thing, is it like, I just fucking love toys. Like, I don't feel like it's a, I just think it makes most sex better. I think it's enhanced, is that better? It's enhancement, it's something different. Just like if you could go out and get ice cream

and sometimes you might just want the vanilla, but then sometimes, like I'm gonna put a sprinkle on. I'm gonna put some, you're just like, your dick doesn't vibrate. It doesn't doally stimulate. Like why is that a bad thing to feel? No, no, no, no, I'm not, yeah, look, when I saw that shit, it changed my mind.

I was like, that shit is fucking hot. And I was like, Oh, you had never wait back on. I don't use it. This was the first time. I don't know, one day why you were like flipping. I guess I never remember that most people don't. So it was hot and you could just,

you don't have to do anything. Here, it's like, me. It's like, me. It's like a threesome, but you didn't even have to be there because maybe, I mean, you went, why'd I be there, but I mean you went to be there but me. It's an outsourcing. Can I say this?

Yeah, me. It's like me using the sex toy is like if like I'm a camper and I gotta use some GPS shit to find out where the fucking where I am on my phone. Like that. I want to be able to get the job done without a toy. Okay. So like I just, and then I got so used to getting the job done without a toy. I just stop. I just didn't use them and then you gave them all to me and I was like all right well fuck it

We'll try and then I was like whoa They're going fucking ham off this fucking toy like they're going great. I'm playing that people hard as a motherfucker Okay, got not going hard as a motherfucker off the you think you had toys before and then you had to get rid of them Did you say that? No, no like I've had toys, but I've never really used them. Okay, I know, because it's just something different. It's kind of like having a threesome without another person. Or it's just like different sensations,

vibrations, I get it, but you're, you love this, watching this and they liked it. And the other thing is like, look, my dick game's good, my mouth game's good, but this is another, this is just one more wrinkle. Like it's like if you're playing basketball, it's just one more move. It's like, hold up, let me break the timer.

Yeah, exactly, Bo, don't we want to have a lot of different tools because people can so bored with their sex lives? That's why you have zero time to get bored with your sex life, because it's changing every day. But for most my listeners, it's like, they're doing the same thing over and over again, in the same position, missionary style, in their bedroom, looking at that same dirty laundry

in the corner and like staring at the ceiling, pretending there were someone else or they weren't having sex. So to add something, even just using like a few drops of lube, we're like, you know, talking dirty even, it'll be something different, but most couples forget they get it kind of, it's just, it's kind of stale. I just loved it. Yeah, my thing is like, I just want to, I think I was telling you that, like I just love, my shit, like I'm a therapist. I just want to hear the shit you're the most ashamed of, and it gets me super hard, and then we can both heal together.

I can get really aroused from the things that you hate about yourself. For pain, for my suffering. Yep. Oh. Yep, I can get really hard from your suffering. Is that what you're saying that's what you do with women, or with them that night?

With women and that. You're telling me in general. Cause a lot of times, with a lot of times, there's guilt attached to that suffering because there's pleasure attached to the suffering. Yeah, for you, do you see that what it is? Sort of like a... I like, I can relate to it cause I've been,

I was raised, I was raising no really fucked up way So I can relate to that darkness and I'm turned down by a dark. Yeah, I want to know where everyone suffer is when I meet them I don't believe people who don't suffer. I'm always like where's your pain? Yeah, and it's like so me is like Your pain makes my penis harder So you sat and had like group therapy with the three of them You were talking we were just saying like the nastiest the three of them? Yeah, we're talking general. We were just saying like the nastiest shit we did, like stuff that we're just fucking like. When you're having sex, you're like this one time I grabbed a bans.

I was like, tell me you fucked me harder. No, no, no, no, it was be like this one time like I fucking like I yeah, this one time I played paint. I was coming home drunk and I paid a prostitute to blow me in the fucking and uh. Oh, you feel shame about that? And I just tell nasty stories I mean like Like what I think is suffering? I feel like oh like self-loathing and shit. You're just saying shit. You're not going deep here You're just saying shit. That's fucked up. No, it's it gets pretty dark, but I don't want to bum out your listeners

You never do that you excite them and delight them. I'm like yeah, tell me about like Um, you can never do that. You excite them and delight them. I'm like, yeah, tell me about like the first time you came and a lot of time, it's like one there fucking children and they're doing that. And you should. To the one 16 not to bring this down, the one 16 women's first sexual experience was rape

in the paper estuary, it's new study. I don't, I believe, I think it's even more than that. And I think- Did you include your action? No, no, no, that would- Oh, that would give you an erection. Yes, and- Oh, wow. And here's a field day. One hour sixty women will have a dark story for you. My difference is like I look at like look at all these like exciting

crazy things I've done, but I don't look at sex. I haven't done as much dark depressing sex as you have. That's sort of been your coping mechanism. Well, not just that. I meant your book. I watched your YouTube video about your dark things. Yeah, yeah. So you like I've been to some I've been to some dark places. Right. My dark is different than your dark, but we've all had dark. Yeah, we've all had dark, and I just wanna hear about your dark.

That's it. That's all, I just wanna hear about your dark, and a lot of times people, a lot of times people, they have these mixed feelings attached to their dark. Yeah. And they act out because of that. Yes, true.

We are all acting out because of things that happen to us. So it so if you tell me your quote unquote dark and I accept you for it. Yeah, I'm accepting all of them. When women feel safer sexually or I guess anybody, but this is mostly been about women that they they're more likely to enjoy sex have more gasms you more chill. Yes Okay, so my technique works. Tell me about your technique. Oh that whole thing It's like tell me what you're tell me what you feel bad about I accept you. We're closer. It's intimate And I'm turned on by it. I'm turned by I'm I'm turned on by the fact that you're telling me your intimate stories Yeah, that's, I get that. So, is that what happened then? Is that okay?

They were doing that, yeah, they were doing all of that, and they were bustin' like crazy, and your sex toys were big hits. What happened? I only gave you this one, didn't I? What did I give you? Oh, the Doggy Style strap, but you saw something else. I use that with someone else.

See, this is the other thing you're like, this is the ass, I use the Doggy Style, I love getting your text. The Doggy Style strap from Sportsheets, you thought it made this is the ass, I use the doggy style, I love getting your text. The doggy style strap from sports sheets, you thought it made sex better, worse, hotter. The doggy style strap, you saw the girl, you saw the side of her ass. Her size of her ass.

It is a big fucking ass. Yeah, it was a nice ass. How would you find this one so weird? I used to fuck with it, man, I've been fucking her for four years, five years. You have such a roster, I mean, how do you, is it all scheduled ahead of time or you leave work, you're like,

who do I want to fuck tonight? They hit me up. And it's like, it's a combination of women like to keep their numbers down and like. Who, what women? A lot of women will, there's been a lot of women that will go back to a guy that's whacking bed because they want to keep their numbers down

and they're comfortable with them. Here's the fuck about the numbers. It's just, do you like to do the most the silliest thing? Let's keep it. I mean, only if you're not enjoying the sex, it's not consensual and you, and no, you don't have to tell anyone

how many who you slept with. I think that's what it is. I think people would, I think the women who believe that to keep their number down are not having satisfying sex, are holding themselves back from what they really want and they know that one day a guy's gonna say to them

so how many dudes have you slept with? And then she's gonna be like, oh, and everyone lies, they cut it in half and add 10 or something. That's what they say. They cut it in half. Who fucking counts? Anyway, and also you can tell your partner, you don't want to answer that question. You say, hey, I'm just focused on the sex we're having.

Like, that's what you say. I think that question never goes well, because why else would you keep your number down? Do you ever say? I don't know. I never ask. I don't know people do. I feel like that's something when you're like 20s or something. Yeah, yeah, that's your 20s. Once you're like older, it's like,

but like the thing is, is like, so it's, women come back to me because they're comfortable with me and I try hard. You try hard to please them. Yeah, I focus on it. What do you want though? Do you think this is something? You, I'm gonna use your words here,

that you feel like you're getting old and I got a girlfriend now. I know but every night like do leave here like how do you do plans ahead of time do you do you enjoy having do you want to have sex every night do you. Some days I'm really horny other days I'm chilling I've found that I don't I don't I don't sleep with as many women now that I have a girlfriend. But like four since she left this week. What's that? You slept with like four women since she left. No, no, no, I don't think four.

You said yesterday I had sex with two hookers and a something. Well, she was there for a few of them. She was there for a few of them. That was what I was saying. It was like, that was us together. I know, you can get some more. Thank you for this update. How about the loop? Did you use a loob? We didn't need the loob. You don't need the loob We didn't need that's the other thing we didn't need is it we didn't need the loob because we had the stories

Did you put did you put the stories the dark stories the loob give me a dark story one of the stories no way It's too intimate how it's private is that is yeah, it's too intimate That's how dark it is. That's how crazy it is dark. It's crazy. Shit. They've done that's a dark. We've different interpretation of it I think I think I think I think we're splitting hairs. I think we are You're sending your fucking sharp shirt. I don't know why I'm fucking. Why are you sharp shooting? You know fucking every word I know am I am yeah, yeah, you've been doing it the whole fucking interview. I say, I call someone a prostitute. You're like, it's a...

Because people are very like, judgey and trying to be sex positive and, you know, like that. You know what, those are the people that aren't even using fucking prostitutes. I'm the one that's giving them fucking money and not judging them. I'm not judging you. I just wasn't, yeah.

I support hookers. I actually pay them. Dude, I have a responsibility here. I support hookers, I actually pay them. Dude, I have a responsibility here. I do too, to help pay hookers. You have no responsibility in your show. You can say whatever the fuck you want. And I pretty much say whatever the fuck I want, but I'm not judgmental, I'm pretty kind.

Do you think I'm judgmental? No, I think you're not. I'm not there. We're not, that's why we're the same. And here's the, here's the other thing. We have a lot of common being. I refuse, I refuse to have somebody dictate what words I can and cannot use and what words are a fashion.

You're right, being up, you're right. I mean, and that doesn't mean that I don't feel a certain way about them. Like that's why, real talk, that's why porn chicks and hookers like to fuck me on purpose. Because why? Because I don't judge them, nor do I try to change them. And they don't fucking,

they're not worried about what words I use. If somebody that's not even involved that's sitting over here trying to control me, tell me what words I can use. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. I understand. So that's why you mostly go to it, because there's kind of the none that you're not gonna judge each other. Yeah. I hear what you're saying. I understand. So that's why you mostly go to it, because there's kind of the none,

you're not gonna judge each other. Yeah. And it's not commit all. Like if you don't have the responsibility attached to it, it's just like a night. And I think that for many people, we are very, like the girls you don't want to get their numbers up or their attached, like sex can be an experience.

Yeah. Like a night, like I went to a movie night. Oh, I had a game playing tonight. I'm like, yeah, there was an event. You can tell me, you can tell me whatever you want to do, and I accept you for that. I accept you as a person. You would do anything right.

Has there ever been anything, we're like, ah, not gonna do that? There's the only time that I'm not into something is like, if my girl was like, I had a train ran on me by fucking ten dudes and was totally into it, I'd be like, cool, that's fucking hot. But fucking ten dudes and was totally into it. I'd be like cool. That's fucking hot But if you got like fucking talked into it and then manipulate it was a consensual. Yeah, er, it's not She was consensual is one thing if you consent

Verily but don't really want to do it and you're just doing it for someone to like you that turns me off Of course that turn me off.. No one should be having sex. In fact, people are going to like you more when you have sex against your will. When you have sex again, if you don't really want to do it. Yeah, but I really need people to understand that sex can be something that you really want to do and then you're into, but just it'll kind of figure out

your own body. Women don't know, I know the women, you know the preps. A lot of women don't know what they want. No. Did we talk about this? You've been with women who don't know, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I'm like, get to know what you want.

Play with yourself, touch yourself, get to know yourself. And even with this whole, the word consensual, if you say you're down, that's consent. Now maybe deep in your heart, you're not down. But figure that out. I'm not a fucking mind reader. It's up to you. Like I can't read.

I'm speaking a lot of women, and this is the journey that women have to go on I know but they don't fucking know what they want I know say no then about what men want say no then if you are what anyone else wants and it is a path for many women Just to like be like what what do I want and bad what makes you feel the sex is what makes me feel good and that comes from Masterbaiting and taking care of yourself. I have to convince women to masturbate. Ladies, ladies masturbate. Don't do it. I'm like, you have to figure it out.

It's good for your health. It's good for your skin. Yeah, it is. It's good for PMS. It's good for stress. The best freaking kid, the best stress reliever, is knockin' one out. Yeah.

All the time where I'm stressed, I'm like, I have an orgasm today. I'm like, reset better. I'm just vibrate around my neck. These are All the time where I'm obsessed, I'm like, I have an orgasm today. I'm like, reset better. I'm just vibrate around my neck. These are our new necklaces. So that's how I'm at. Look, it's so fucking powerful. Check this out.

It says, meditate, masturbate, manifest. I have a line of, do I want? Yeah, you know what I'm gonna use that one for you. No, tell me. I gotta go to New York and there's a woman that I see that I used to sleep. I'm not a woman in every port. I got a lot of women. to New York and there's a woman that I see that I used to see. I have women and a woman in every port. I got a lot of women.

So New York, we're gonna be in New York at the same time. And this is like, we go way back, me and this woman. More than 18 years. Like 10 over 12, 15 years. And in between you've seen them, do you have to like text them? No, no, she got married, had some kids, going through a divorce.

But like, so just when you're like, I'm in New York. She hit me up, she was like, hey, what's up, man, I'm going through a divorce. But like, so just when you're like, I'm in New York. She hit me up. She was like, hey, what's up, man, I'm going through a divorce. I was like, I'm in New York. I was like, well, I'm in New York. I used to have that, a guy in New York, I had that in New York, an LA for a while, and San Francisco where I was living.

But I don't anymore, I need a rotation. And here's the other thing. It's gonna be that hard. You guys have a focus on it. You got a couple of all here in LA and Detroit, if you want, you know what I'm saying? Detroit. Detroit.

Going off with Thanksgiving. We might be. Yeah, it might be. I am. It's, in back to this woman, like, to your point, like she was in this marriage where this guy neged her the whole time. How long were they together? Like 10 years.

Okay. And she outperformed him and he resented her and he was negative to her. So I just want to- Well I'm glad you're there. You're so much love to give. I want to make her like- You're so much love and so much sexy gift. Mine are so much love and so much sexy gift.

Yeah, dude, like fucking climb your woman hood. Yeah, I got it, you're a good man, Jude. We got to wrap up. This was awesome. It's been a pleasure. I have to go do radio. Go do you some radio girl. And sit over there where you're sitting. All right, let me get out of the way.

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