Sex With Emily - A Sex Toy Review of Orgasmic Proportions

Episode Date: November 25, 2017

Today’s show is one of our favorites–– it’s SEX TOY REVIEW DAY! Emily is joined by some of her trusty team to talk about the toys they like, how to use them, and sex toy hacks for maximum pleasure. Emily talks with Jamie, Shannon, and Jenny about a handful of awesome toys from the sex tech world, from movement to vibration – right down to the box design. This episode just goes to show you how different every woman is when it comes to her orgasms. Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep the show FREE: Mystery Vibe, SKYN condoms, We-Vibe, Fleshlight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Today's podcast is one of my favorite kind of shows, Sex Toy Review Day. I've got my team here and we talk about the toys we like, ways to use them, sex toy hacks for maximum pleasure, best ways to introduce toys to a partner, and just how different every woman is when it comes to her orgasms. All this and more, thanks for listening. You broke anything she kind of kids. The girls got to understand. Oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Is it a common loa- What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink?

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the show is going to be awesome. I can't wait to get to it. Yeah, you might just want to follow along and see what's happening. I think you would want to follow along. Actually, see what's happening in the office all the time. So hi. Okay. I have some lovely guests here today. Very excited for my team is joining me. This is the show that we like to do a few times a year.

I don't know if we even did a few times this year, but I missed it terribly, and it's our Sex Toy Review show. Now, I have got an awesome team here at Sex with Emily, and you know, we do everything. We all the stuff that you see on the website and the show, I mean, I could got an awesome team here at Sex with Emily and, you know, we do everything. We all the stuff that you see on the website and the show, I mean, I could never do this alone ever. And I love that they help me with so many things. And in particular, which is going to be most relevant to you in this moment, is they

get a child of sex toys out. Like I've said, 10, 20 pounds of toys delivered to the office every week. And so, you know, sometimes they got to take them home and they gotta try them out. And I'm wondering what they think of it because like I say, vaginas are like snowflakes, right? So every single one is different. You put a hundred women in a room and they're all going to masturbate differently, touch themselves differently.

So that would make sense that for women, we all sitting here, we tried different toys, we're all going to have little different experiences. So we pick out some of our favorites and we're going to go through them. Okay, let me introduce everybody here. So Jamie, you've been on the show before. So I'm sorry, Jamie. Jamie's been here the longest too, not that there's any hierarchy. People please, we are all equal.

So I think we get to say Jamie's been on the show recently, a bunch. Yeah, I love Jamie. I love being on the show. It's super fun. I'm glad that I's been on the show recently a bunch. Yeah, I love Jamie. I love being on the show. It's super fun. I'm glad that I get that opportunity every once in a while. And I do like, I randomly now get shout outs in the emails and I do like that. It gives me a little confidence.

Yeah, if you guys are loving Jamie, yeah, and you're going to, yes, love up on Jamie because she's the best and lovable. So Jamie's been on here on the show and I want to introduce Shannon to introduce Shannon's been on. A few times. Yeah, okay. Jenny's the newest, the latest, the first time. This is your first. We're breaking your section, that we cherry, and we're all here to support you. Okay, so I think that a great way to get to know you first of all is to ask you the five questions real quick. Okay. I'm going to exclude myself. Okay, so I'm going to exclude myself. I'm going to exclude myself. And then we're going to tell you, OK, OK,

Shannon, OK, Jenny will go back. Shannon, biggest turn on. Confidence and domination. Biggest turn on, Jenny? Teasing and dissipation. OK, right, so good. Biggest turn off, Jenny. Not taking responsibility for your feeling.

Biggest reaction. Just honesty and clucking us. Yeah. Crazy is place you've gotten busy, Shannon. Sorry, there's like, I know how long she's been. She says so a lot of crazy places. Shannon's got a whole backstory. We're going to tell you directly through the vlog.

It's full good to hear. I guess the most recently it was a really funny. I was in a RV, well actually outside the RV. It was outside the RV on like the little like step of the front door. And I started waiting to the people passing by. Wow, and they stopped. I didn't even take a taxi. I didn't even stop and waved and gave a little stop.

You can RV like on your lawn or were you? Well, it was it was I a burning man so it was a Like that crazy I guess but it was between our bees and yeah, they could see okay, I was what what was happening? God fun. Okay Jenny a bouncy castle Outside Bouncy cancel I told you aren't that is on the bucket list? It was great.

There was more things for me. It was really cool. I love it. Under the stars. Oh, that's so nice. Yes, until all the fat boys came out. Did you play crackly egg after? We should have.

Next. Pop corn. OK, what's the one thing you wish to tell your current or and all future partners about your body's needs? Like, what's the one thing they're like, I need to know this about my body, Jenny. Anticipation. I mean, you feathers. I like the teasing.

Yeah. Oh, guys. I like being taken control of. So, I'm like, you can dominate me if you can take the power and take control of me. Yeah, me. Got you. That's and take control of me, you got me. You got you, that's your thing, that's easy. Not easy, but it's good that you know that. Oh, I'm just saying.

That's definitely not easy to control you. Okay guys, thank you. And so let me just give a recap here, if everyone is just to set up the show here. Jamie's, she's only 24. Jesus, you've been her Flake six years of feels. She's 24, she's single and straight. She's been her two years.

Shannon. Shannon. Hello. Hello, twenty six. An open relationship. Yep. She's kinky. You know, you're just a little bright. Been here five months.

Jenny, eight, twenty nine. Single, but dating. Yeah. Getting into kink. You guys can help each other long. Kinky, kinky pal. Oh, yeah. And she's been her brother, so.

And I'm so, so grateful for you all. This is really fun. I'm excited. We've been very excited all week long for this show. So I want to ask some questions so we can warm up this little foreplay before we get into the toys, right? We don't like to brush right into it. So how long do you guys, anyone can speak up? Like how long do you typically like sex to last?

Like from the beginning to end. Foreplay, those things. So foreplay's included in this. Yeah, foreplay's included. I'm going to go for hours. Hours. Every time. No, no, no, not every time.

The ideal time, Shannon. I would say typically the ideal time. You can go 30 to 45 minutes from foreplay to completely dead on the battlegrounds. Then I'm pretty happy. You're right. OK. That's about ideal. Jenny? completely dead on the bed almost, then I'm pretty happy. That's about ideal. Jenny? I mean, the fourth way I like it to be more mental,

so I feel like that could be days. And then the after you get a bad patient, you take it next level. So when you're talking about tees and anticipation, you're talking days, you're talking mind. What are they doing? Are they like, are they sending like crossword puzzles to figure out which eroticism they're trying to tackle, find and okay. I love that. I have to completely agree with you on that. If I can have like a text conversation going

on and you are turning me on and we're like going back and forth and I'm like I need to, like I can't wait to meet you. I need need to meet you. If you can keep me interested in for like, text. I agree. Do you guys, do you have any recent sex scene you might want to read? I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say.

I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say.

I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. I just say. Everything talking on the phone meeting for the first dinner like a lot of times people are just sexting or texting and you need to be good at it You know, I'm I find like I finally realized this. I mean, I've known this intellectually But I'm like we'll meet and I'll be funny and charming that but I'm in a rush. I'm sometimes sitting be crafty And you know, and then my texts are so boring

I'm like I can't believe they wanted to go out with me. So I know now if I take a second I'm like, okay, yeah, that'd be hot and I but I feel like people just don't just don't just don't know, if I take a second, I'm like, okay, yeah, that'd be hot. But I feel like people just don't say, don't get it. So I think it could be helpful if you'd be willing to donate for a good cause, your actual texts. Yeah, definitely. I might have to get permission first, but definitely, the main tip is curiosity

is the best, most engaging way to, for it to come off naturally. I don't want pictures of your genitals and just immediately. I also would like, when the guy starts asking questions, like, he's interested, it can be about pretty much anything, like, where do you like to be touched? Or what textures do you like, like,

if they catch me off guard with the question and I have to think about it, I'm thinking about him and inadvertently, it's like a very curious way to get me being like, oh, that's good. So really, just like, questions, like, what do you want to sexually? They're, oh, this guy is just like questions. Like what do you want to sexually? They're not like, I want to grab your ass.

No, because then you're really getting engaged and then you're like, I don't know what do you like in that when you answer it and they tell you and if you didn't consider it, you're already imagining kind of him doing it. So it's like a really like tricky kind of way of getting you more open to having more direct four-place

sexting, if you will. Right. Especially the conversation isn't immediate. Like I think if it's gonna be really arousing like a sexting, it's gonna like do you have an hour to spend. But if it's like a couple of days, it's just questions. It's like you're longinging it for as long as you guys want before you meet. And so you kind of get that anticipation on that side. I don't just say like I'm similar but different. I will agree first off, if I haven't seen your penis in person, don't sit to me in the text. I want to see it in person person. I'm going to put that out there. You want to shake it me out with the penis. Yeah. I got you. But my sexing is full. And I've had friends that have been like, can

you please text them back? Because they're like, I don't know what to say. And I'm very good at this. That's a service. Oh, I'm very good at this texting. And I have so much fun with it, but I'm a little different. Like, I'm not the question thing. I'm like, I want you to tell me,

like, what do you want me to do? I want you to tell me that you want to pick me up, throw me on the bed, that you want to ravish me, that you want to feel every single part of my body, that you want to kiss me, that you want to like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, that you want to like do do do do do do all this. You tell him that in the text. I tell him he tells me like we go back and forth. Right. My boyfriend and I, so we've been together in an open relationship for almost two years now.

We still go full blown to the sex thing. Like he'll be gone. Cause he does like he travels and whatnot. While he's gone, we'll have full blown like sex and conversations. Doesn't matter that we've been together for two years. We'll still make out that stuff. See, this is great.

It's really funny. And I think you really, really need that. Even if you're too at work. Exactly. And you're gonna see each other at the end of the day. You still need to. Like, if it's half a mind, no, it's true. And we all need it.

Right. I love this. I really keep that relationship really spicy and really intriguing. And you're just like, oh, you need to meet us. It's a great message for a lot of couples who bid together for a while and look, I have no time. Like, you can just think of a, you need a lot of couples who have been together for a while and look, I have no time. Like, you can just think of a sexy thought in the middle of the day because planting that seed is there. I know we've given this tipilap,

that's a really great example. Like, oh, now it's top of mind. When people are saying, I get home, a partner wasn't ready. They weren't thinking about sex because men and women get a rouse and turn on very differently. If you're throughout the week, the day they'll ask a few hours planting this little sexy sea nids, you're gonna be ready to go. And it's closer to go. And if anyone needs to know if someone like does say something to you and you're like,

I don't know what to say back, literally all you can say, you can just be like, oh my God, I need you now. I want you now. I'm just so turned on now. That's it. And just the fact of like getting that response. How about that time?

I think that's what I'm distracting all day and like that's happening. You're like, you're like, you're gonna be hot. I'm telling more like, get that type when I'm distracted, and I'll get that type. I'm more in that type. I'm more like, oh my God. I cannot wait to see you. That's simple, and that's still kind of playing on to that. Okay, you may have to pull something. I think I'd be fine.

James. I mean, I don't do it too often, because I've just been single. You don't do what? I was sexist. Oh, we're okay, yeah. The vlog is sexist. Well, I typically, I would like.

Sorry, I got like side-tracked. Sex with or sex. Sexing. Well, I probably like 45 minutes to an hour. It would be like ideal. Obviously, that's not every single time there are times when, oh my god, like 15 minutes. Let's just get it.

Yeah. Let's get it going. But as far as like sexing goes, like, I've only had a few, because I'm not much of a texture anyway, so it's hard for me to also sext, because I'm like, well, I don't, I don't know. I just was like, I'll read it, and I'll just put the phone down,

and I'll be like, oh, I answered them in like 20 minutes. This is not really lucrative, too. What's happening right now? Okay, then I get it. Okay, so I think we just started the Instagram Live, because I think that'd be fun. Dun, dun, dun, hi. Hi. I get it. Okay, so I think we just are at the Instagram live because I think that we found done. Done. Hi. Hi. Okay, this is the section of the Emily team show and we are doing podcasts

right now about all of our favorite toys and we're going to get into them specific details about what you guys. We talk about a lot and I want you to actually see them and we're going to have little hacks, sex toy hacks about things that we've all liked differently about different toys and ask us questions here because I've got my trusty team here, I've got Jamie, I've got Jenny, I've got Shannon, we are here to answer your questions. So thank you for joining us on this very special show. I'm handing out the phone here. Okay, so let me just talk a little bit to everyone about the preparation we did for

this show because we get a lot of toys in and it was funny because we were talking about the toys, you know, we were going to talk about today and the products. And so, you know, we get samples, so not everyone, I think everyone gets to try every single toy, but there was some that was like, oh, you guys should try that. So we were all like, oh my god, get to get home early. Like we had to, the last time we had to like to cram masturbation in. And some of these, I've tried all of these, but it maybe it's been a few months because the ones we picked, I had to go home. I was like, damn, I think I'm a biggest procrastinator.

So I was totally procrastinating last night. I was like, oh my God, I gotta try this toy, but then I gotta pack for this thing and that thing. But I had them all plugged in around my house. So it's pretty funny. And then thank you, Jenny, for your funny. She said me this picture that looked like my floor. She's like, best boss ever.

Like, gotta go home and masturbate. You guys all, don't you feel good for these things or those orgasms? I don't feel good. Right, I love this because we didn't actually talk about how we felt about it, the toys yet. So this is like a reveal for everybody. Right, I don't know how these felt in your vagina

at all, the bloom. So this is fun. Also, yeah, hi Instagram live. Again, you can send us questions. So we, what else for one ask you one more question? What's your favorite place time to masturbate? Just we're just warming up here before we get to toys. Bath tub.

Bath tub. Using. I love that all these toys that we work with are pretty much waterproof. Yes, that is a new edition for me It is great. I'm a Morning and night, so I love it to get me to get a sleep. Noxmi helps me knock out Dream wonderfully and then I think it's fun to do get a little quickie in the morning time to get a little

It's gonna park out much yeah, it's good feeling. I completely agree like right before let's say helps me go to bed It's like my ambience. And, uh, right before, you know, like, especially depending on like what kind of day you're having in the morning, like you wake up, you're like, you know, I could use a little bit more glow on my skin. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick.

It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick.

It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. It's like knockout on the real quick. Itgasms are so good. Very good. For women, I mean, and for men, obviously, but for women who forget sometimes, we don't think that it matters to masturbate or our maradavings section of my partner, I'm telling you, it's like, it sets you up for like you get the serotonin rush and you just have those feel good chemicals when you get hormones running through your body all day.

Even though I tout the importance of orgasm, I even found myself going a little bit longer than I'd like to. And then I'll masturbate. I'll be like, ah, yeah. I'm so great. I say ever, if I'm myself going a little bit longer than I'd like to. And then I'll masturbate. I'll be like, ah, yeah. I'm so great. I say ever, if I'm just being a bitch, it's like, that's got to masturbate.

So we're good. So we all really happy today. Because we had to go crazy last night. Okay, should we, let's start with some toys. I think we should do it. Let's just start. Okay, so we talk about a lot of toys on the show, as you know. And this is, toys are getting way more advanced.

I've been doing this for 12 years now. And it's just mind blowing how amazing the toys are now with all the sects tech. And a lot of these toys actually have apps where you can connect with your partner. You can just control them from the app, because sometimes it's hard to find the buttons. So it's an exciting time.

Right? So these toys are innovative and fun. And I thought we'd get some women here who know their stuff to talk about it. So I wonder if we should start with that. Should we start with the crescendo? Yes. I really all try the crescendo by mystery vibe.

Okay. So the crescendo by mystery vibe, it's a brand new vibe. And I'm so excited about it because, first first of all the box is like sleek and sexy That says I'm a fancy check I love their packaging and look at it comes with you know what I love about it It comes with that package on the inside the a roll case And it keeps the charger in there so how many times you buy you buy toys, and you're like, which charger goes this? Like I even got super ano once,

not with my toys, but with the charger. And I thought, I'm gonna do a label. And I'm gonna label it's charger with my label maker. I'm like, so I know where which charger goes to which thing. So that's the crescendo by mystery vibe. It's the world's first body adapting vibrator. And the reason why it's cool is because it's like an award-winning vibrator already because you can bend it into any shape. It's completely adjustable and bendy and really discreet.

So it comes like, like, look at it, like you can bend it literally. You can be like, okay, so it's like g-spot. And it's for men and for women. I want to say that too. It's like you can use it with your partner. You really, it's kind of like if you only need one toy, you're like, oh, well, you're going to traveling or whatever, you're like this could be for like internal or once you have an internal orgasm and cheese fight, you can be like, oh, my flutter is. Are you going to wrap this around the penis? The shaft.

It's like literally, oh, it just turned on. This is wrong. Here's the other thing that's really cool. It has six independent motors, all along here, and 12 preset on the device, right? The vibration pattern, 16 power settings. I mean, it is a powerful machine. And I'd like you guys to talk about, and it's waterproof and rechargeable and body-safe material.

But I want to hear about your guys' experience with this, because we all just like tried it. We want to start. I kind of play with it. Yeah. And it's just like tried it and I yeah, we want to start. It's I can't play with it. Yeah. Yeah. I know you just like playing with it. It's a little like, yeah, you definitely want to like read the instructions before you use this toy. I would say because okay, imagine for all my 90s babies out there a snap bracelet. Oh, that's what it reminds me of, but it's not a doesn't snap right away.. So it may feel like when you're bending it,

that you're like, oh crap, I'm gonna break it, but you're not. It's actually like, you have to go against what you think, but also don't do it when you're bending it in certain ways. But I really liked the design of it. Actually, I didn't think I was gonna like it, to be honest, because I was like, how am I going to use it?

But I inserted it and then I used it as like a literal. So this goes inside. This goes inside. Do not put this side inside of you. And first of all, it has the buttons. It's the charging part there. Just don't do it. But the other side, the smaller side.

The smaller side. You can tilt it because you can tilt it up and down. That's what I like, is that you can position it so it's up and it's hitting your g spot. And then this, the little, like, what do you wanna call these, like, flips? What? I'm not gonna say those are supposed to sort of flutter.

I don't know. But this part goes around your clitoris and like, it really works. Like it felt really good. Like, I liked it a lot. This was like, I kind of knustled your clitoris too. You kind of hold it tight.

But it kinda looks good. No, but I, I mean, I enjoyed it. It was a little, like, I had to find the right placement. So, that's what took the longest. It was to find a placement, but once I found it mean I enjoyed it. It was a little like I had to find the right placement Yeah, that's what took the longest is to find a placement but once I found it Yeah, I can't wait I can put the degree because it took me a while to like figure out which way works best for me And actually when I clipped it like that to get the glitter all in insertion It didn't really it didn't really work for me, okay? So I actually then opened it up and I just did insert it and I just kind of took the bottom

I mean to a little little like, little flip up. And then I got, I can't remember, I just played around with it and I got just like the tip to like, so that was inside. Inside, okay. So I got this part to really go pretty intense with the vibration and that kind of like got the G-spot. It's a strong motor. Yeah, there's so many motors.

So I got the little tail to get the G-spot. Got it. strong motor. Yeah, there's so many motor. So I got this tail to get the G-spot in that way. And then what would you do with that part? Well, that was inside. I got it. I mean, yeah, I was just like holding in and kind of like playing with it and moving, seeing what felt good, what, everything. So that's how I used it. Okay.

We didn't all use the same one. I'm like a little kid at a toy store though. Like I had a phone move for the entire time because there's so many options. So I kind of went through every possible option. I'm all different kind of shapes. I don't know which would be my favorite. What did you find about it that surprised you or how did you use it? How's that different?

How would you put it? Combination patterns of the vibrations like this? Yeah, there's 16 of them, right? Those surprises. Even when, like, I couldn't tell when I had gone through all of them already. Like, none of them felt similar enough to even recognize the ones I'd already tried. So that was really fun. And I love these, these were really fun.

They're like kissing, they're like little kisses to your clitoris. We have a question. We have a question from the Instagram land. Hi, thank you for the question. Is this toy safe for people with latex allergies? Absolutely. It's body safe silicone materials. It's the best materials you can get. And it is safe for people like texts.

Yeah, who have latex allergies? Absolutely. Here's the other thing I love about this toy is that a lot of people say like, what's a great toy to start with? Like if I could say, my partner and I, we've never used toys, let's say like a heterosexual couple. And I think to my side, I'm always like, well, you can get a penis ring,

you know, like I'll tell him about like the pivot or something that from WeBuy, but which is great. But I like that this also can kind of be used for men and for women anywhere you think about. It can wrap around the, like his penis, he wrap around his balls, it can go internal external internal

similar to the kind of exploration for the world. It gives a lore, it can vibrate the shaft, you can find, it's like, yeah, I was just thinking that, I was like, I wanna like play this with my boyfriend, like put this underneath the shaft, and then like, it's like, it's gonna go a little tip up and get it, his little head.

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and it wasn't confusing, and it was really cool. Like, ah, hi. I'm, that's a great question. So it's a weird question. Is it weird to surprise your partner with a sex toy or should we discuss first? I think it depends how long you guys have been together, how well you know your partner.

If it's something that you think would be cool because you're like, oh, my partner really needs to open up more. So I want to bring home a sex toy. No, that's not a great idea. But if it's like you've been talking about it for a while, and we're like, that'd be really exciting. I think it would be cool to surprise them with a toy, so it really depends on the relationship.

Yeah, I'd say maybe like, second toy. Like if you've already brought sex toys into the conversation that's already happened, and you were like, oh, I want to get a new one. Like that's a good surprise. But yeah, I agree with Emily. Like if it's not been talked about, or if you're trying to

like spice up your sex life, but you haven't told your partner yet, like they're gonna be kind of probably mad about it. Yeah, maybe out of the blue. Yeah, I'm the blue. Like when she's like, oh, the blue box is from Tiffany and they're like, no, it's a, no, but it's from Tiffany and cream. Yeah, so no, I think it's, yeah, I think it's best

to discuss it, it's you never know your partner's background, their history, what happened. Allergy, yeah. Yeah, that's true. So yeah, I think it's best to discuss it. It's you never know your partner's background, their history, what happened. What happened? Yeah, that's true. So yeah, thanks for that question. If you guys asked questions, cause we're gonna be here doing stuff. I just think it's cool because again,

you guys, you know, we only talk about shows and work with brands and sponsors that we actually like and we try, because how could we tell them to you? So I got this in the mail a few months ago cause they're brand new, the Krischendo by Mystery Vive. And I was like, I don't know how to go home and get busy with it and try it.

And I actually just think it's so unique. I haven't seen anything else like this. You could just literally for days be like, oh, like an arm band. Like, let's see if it's there. You know? There it goes. That's a vibration going.

Oh, that might be good look. Here's your other tip. Just, I mean, you could do this with other vibrators, but when you're giving a blowjob. Yeah, yeah. That's it. Okay, so yeah, if you're giving a blowjob when you're giving a blowjob. Oh yeah. So it's a tip. Okay, so yeah, if you're giving a blowjob and you want like a little extra something,

you can put it under your chin. So like your mouth is vibrating, you can put it here. You guys are not. I know, I can hear it. But this one, actually, this, you know what, it's really quick. It's just because it's on like, yeah. This is a mic, but this is vibrator,

this is a really quiet one too. So I love that it's quiet discrete, and I love a little. The box is amazing. I love it. I love packaging. It's just a good type of opening. Yeah. And if I gave that to's quite discreet and I love a little. The box is amazing. I know the packaging is on point. I'm opening it. Yeah.

And if I gave that to someone as a present, I would just be equally as proud of what was inside. I'm just backing it up. OK, so we'll turn it off. OK, so that's the mystery vibe. Shall we move on? All right. Cool.

It's like just on a different setting. Hold on. Oh, here's another trick. Most vibrators on the planet, when you're like, I can't turn it off, which I was everybody. Like, you press pretty much any button or one of the buttons for three seconds. Yeah.

And he'll shut off. That's, don't say never. If you never learned one thing for me, that will help you. Especially when you're at the airport. OK, so let's get into the, you can't turn it off. I was like, for all these crab live, I was like, the on-off button worked so well. It does.

I'm just an idiot. There's four of them. There's four of them. There's four of them. There's four of them. There's four of them. There's four of them. Okay.

Okay. Now we've got the, okay. So this one, okay, this is for the person who's asked the question, if you have another one, you can ask us or anyone else. There's sometimes you wouldn't just want to pop home with a hey babe I got your surprise. And I think the GJ would be one of those toys. You know, when you want to be like, babe I thought we should try

a toy tonight and then you whip this out. Not because it's toys and epic like like it's this material. This is the G Jack. Okay. This is the G Jack too. okay. This is the G-Jack too. And I'm only saying it because there's a lot of men, I feel, who might be feeling like, this is what they picture of their biggest nightmare in Biberty.

It's in the sense of it's big. It looks like a penis. They all look like that. But once you get over that guys, and you realize, like, oh my God, it's just gonna enhance and my relationship and it feels great. And it's not like it replaces my penis, it'll be cool.

But I'm just saying, this is a great vibrator because anyway, I love this toy. It is the G-Jack II from FT London and it is made from bioskin material. Like we just, the material in all of their toys are, I love it. Seriously my favorite material I've ever used. I was like, I wanna be like, rack of scrims toy.

It's amazing. It's exactly. It's a very powerful, yet quiet motor. Can you show you that? It's got six vibration modes with a changeable intensity from light tremors to intense vibrations up to four hours of operation in one battery. One battery charge.

Maggedetic charger. I love all the out of some waterproof. So the really, like that's, this is the highest level. That is like, that's up to because this is the highest level that is like that's up to the mic. That is not that powerful. I love this because it matches your body temperature. So that's the guy with the bioskin. It's not just like feels good. Like if you're inside it's like too cold or too cold. It goes in immediately like gets to your temperature. Yes, it does. It's really cool, watch me turn this off and through. No, this one I know how to turn off.

Yeah. Because I have this one a lot. There you go. Okay. So, um, and it's, the spirals feel great. So there's different angles. You can play with, like, every time you turn this toy, and you insert, obviously, it's an insurmable toy.

Like, it has these ridges on it. Every angle of a two turn, it feels great. And go ahead and you can talk about, go, go crazy on the G-Jack too. I'm not going gonna take over here. The thing about this honestly, it really is just wanting to touch it. It's like one of your toys that you're like, oh, I'm gonna cuddle this after I use it.

Because it just feels real kind of, you know, like at least on the tip and the ridges feel really good. This one, when I first used it, because when I masturbate, I like to get a literal orgasm out before. With that. I try to get, because like when I, when I masturbate, I like to get a literal orgasm out before I try to get, you know, like, it's easier to have a g-spot orgasm after that, because you're already aroused, you know, your weight. You're already in the moment, you're like, all right,

I'm going in literally. But the first time that I ever used it, I couldn't get off literally with it, and I was kind of disappointed. But then like, it is an internal toilet. But you could, yeah, that's your thing. However, I inserted it and first of all, it warms up so quickly to your body, it just feels so good.

And then I actually used it with a literal toy. And it was like, oh my god, if you ever had like an old house in your house, and you're like afterwards, you're like, it just in shock, you're like, oh my god, like have you ever had like an orgasm where you're like afterwards, you're like, just in shock, you're like, oh my god, did that just like, did I just experience it? I'm winning, that was my morning. So I used to actually with the woman either, a little lipstick and it was, it was,

I was just, I think that's brilliant because I did the same thing, I used to insert it, but instead of using another vibrator for my clip, I just did fingers, hands, it still had an amazing time, but I love love love love that idea Yeah, so you how did you feel about the G Jack oh? I know I absolutely loved it and I have a little story that I You was right tell us tell us and write your G Jack two story So I was at a orgy and I brought And I brought this little me and one of my favorite

like girlfriend's that I play with. I decided to have some fun with her and I started going down on her and then I was like, wait, hold on. And then you go and I grab the GJT2 and I insert it in her and she just had a phenomenal time and afterwards she was just like, what the hell was that toy?

That was an amazing thing, like holy crap. You just blew my mind. And she were like looking like her clitoris. Yeah, I was looking like her clitoris, but I had this inserted and I was kinda playing with it. Making sure I got the G-spot. I was playing with the vibration scene, which one worked best for her.

Right. Her reaction afterwards was just like gobsmacked. Right. Yes. Yes, success. Yes, success. That's a good story. G. Jack, too, and Norgie. Oh, yes.

It was fantastic. We had a great time. OK, we have a question. How do you actually talk to a partner about using sex toys together without feeling shame on either sides in security, feeling threatened by using a sex toy? Oh, it's a good question, you guys.

I mean, I think we can all talk about this. But it's really the kind of thing that we all carry a lot of, I think we all have a lot of like, shame and worries around sex that we're going to be replaced or that we're not a good enough lover and that we're not, you know, we're going to need something else to make us feel better. And then our partners can get threatened men and women. They can be like, why are not good enough for you? Why don't you, or we're afraid to share it with our partner because we think we're going to be shamed for needing a toy.

Or God, you must be really, you know, into sex if you have a toy. Whatever all the judgements that people make around it. So once you put that aside and you're with somebody, you can say, you know what? I think that there's something really fun. I have some fun toys we could play with. I think it would be really sexy to play with this toy with you.

I'd love to see you turn on with it. I think it'd be great. Because I think that, but a lot of times for couples, there's men that are really good to me. Let's take that end of it, that men can be intimidated. They think it's gonna replace them. I'm like, no, it's not gonna take you to the farmer's market and cut all.

Because boys don't do that. But, you know, I think that what I've found is that once you actually experience it, you're like, oh, I get it, but I can understand that all those worries are in your head. So really, you just have to have the talk ahead of time and just say, I think it'd be fun to explore this with you. I love our sex life.

I love what we're doing. And this will just be like a next level. Let's explore together. And that's why it's great for you guys to go shopping together, either online, all the stuff you can get on my website, sex family, or go to a store together. And be like, let's find some toys. It feel really good, but you definitely want to ease into it and set boundaries, find something that you both

really like. And yeah, what would you guys, if you have to have all this, I'd love to, you guys, your take on it. I had an experience with my first serious boyfriend where I got really excited that I finally had someone to play with, so I went to the sex toy store and bought a lot of them, and showed up at Christmas, so excited, and he was definitely less excited about it.

I did show up in like a transco and a Santa costume, and then a giant box of just like everything I could fit in my suitcase from London, where it's like a lot more common and socially kind of out there. So I think instead of us talking about what came up for him, we both definitely withdrew a little bit. I was expecting him to be like, oh my god, yeah, I want to play with everything. And instead, you know, we didn't really get to talk about it.

I mean, he loved the outfit, but it very much stopped there. And then like a year or two later, when he was like, BD's gonna get toys, there was still part of me that was like, well, I don't know, I don't want to feel relaxed and kind of playing, put myself out there again. So I think from both people, I think the women, maybe like, ease into it, figure out what they like, ask them. And for the men, careful how your reaction is as well.

Because I think if you want your woman to surprise you and allow them to do, if you shut them down right away, it's going to kind of kill that kind of like playfulness later. Yeah, I can kill it for a long time. Like I hear from a lot of different women and men who you just get shot down once, like you think in my relationship. I one time I brought it up and my wife said she

doesn't want to use toys. And then they think for the next, you know, whatever time they're together, that it's a no. And I think we often say noted things, especially about sex that are uncomfortable, that make us nervous, intimidated, we're afraid of, and we don't have all the information. And so for a lot of people who don't really understand toys, they've never even really felt one scene one.

And so I think there just needs to be some more education around it. And your idea of going shopping together online is amazing because then you get to know each other what you both like because you're not buying anything. You're not in public and you can be like, I like that, no, I don't like that at all. We're definitely not doing that. So you're getting to know each other which is essential.

Yeah, it's not just vibrate. There's like, great handcuffs and you can draw some sports sheets stuff. There's really cool things you can do. It doesn't just have to be vibrators. Okay. So if anyone has questions, too, we are answering all your sex questions.

So we were still talking about the going back to helping a part of becoming more, it's really just communication, it's a lubrication. It doesn't go wrong. Just talk to about it without an agenda, without shaming, just saying, you know, it'll be really fun. I've used toys before or I'd like to try toys and I think that it could really just be a fun thing. It's a new experience and I think that people hold these beliefs

that like well, if it doesn't happen naturally like penis and vagina or with fingers or with mouth, it's not really an orgasm or it's like you're using like some kind of steroids or it's like bad. But the truth is sex is expensive. It should be, you should be using a variety of tools that we have available to us, and there's so many. So no matter what, no matter how great you feel

with your partner, your tongue doesn't vibrate, right? And your hands don't vibrate. A vibration is a sensation that you just can't get in the human body. You don't need it every single time, but it can feel pretty damn good. And for some people who don't have a ton of time and you're busy, it's kinda like your new best friend,

like it speeds things up, and it feels great. So to me, that's just like another way you were all about efficiency in the world, right? All the apps we use in everything in our life were trying to hack, right? This is your sex hack right here. You want an orgasm in a minute? Oh, you want your one minute orgasm? Oh, yeah, there you go. Just a womanizer.

Okay, so let's move into the womanizer. Yay. It's my absolute favorite. This is your 60 second orgasm. I call this the Clint Westboro. So the womanizer to go is the latest of the womanizer greatness. And the cool thing about the womanizer is that when it came out a few years ago, there's so many

vibrators on the market and they're all pretty much like their literal toys or their internal toys or their G spot toys, but this was just like a whole new technology. And they call it pleasure air technology because it indirectly stimulates your clitoris. So it's kind of like what people, this is how you get, yeah. Okay, excuse me, we said it in a bit about that. Womanizer, so the womanizer should go

it indirectly stimulates your clitoris using this pleasure air technology. So it's like that light, like whispering, like that little indirect section that goes around the corner. Like what we want, like what we would want probably for, well, I would for all sex and it's they call it I think that's the one that I do enjoy that I think what I think it's like it's a

Like it's this powerful strong. We hold different deals. This is totally different Yeah, the interesting thing about it is that what I thought is that it's because it's it feels like a section like if your partner Was to like be sucking on your clip, but actually like, you know, been getting to know this toy a lot, what the, Sharon, she didn't come to work one day because she was getting to know it.

I literally literally, it actually is rapidly pushing air out. What? Even though it feels like it's pushing it in. So that's what's like so crazy me. It's like, I'm just like, I nerd out about it. I'm like, oh my god, what? That's crazy, but it's literally the best,

it's my favorite. I talk about it all the time, so I can talk. I'm, again, I believe it. This is my morning best friend. Oh, you love that too. This is my best friend in the morning. This is when I get my morning, this is always my go to. So that's one thing that I love about it. And the other thing is, again, I take it with me when I'm playing with other

females and it's super easy to carry and travel with and then they're just mind blown. Like every woman I've used this on is just absolutely mind blown. You add a little lube and then you just put it on there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You guys, lube is key like this. Joe lube on there. Oh yeah, like, oh, and you guys, I made this key like in the second. Joe looped a lot out. Oh, good. Oh, we're gonna do a taste test for you. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna love it.

And there's different variations of the womanizer too. There's like the one with the longer handle. The, I have the one that looks like it says Swerovski elements on it. And it's, it looks a little bit like an alien, but it's got two different nozzles with different sizes on it. Oh, and it's really cool. Oh yeah alien, but it's got two different nozzles with different sizes on it. That one's really cool.

Oh yeah. Oh, it comes with two different sizes too. It comes with two. Oh really? Yeah, they come with different sizes for your different shaped clitoris because we are all different like snowflakes. So that's just a 60 second.

If you want to have an orgasm in 60 seconds or less, it could probably do that. I just like teasing. It's good for your nipples. Oh, and that was a great nipple play. And it looks like lipstick.. I just like teasing, like, it's good for your nipples. That was great. Nipple play and it looks like lipstick. And that's, I think that's a great gift. Like, I want to give that to all my girlfriends,

Bachelor of Party, you know, your mom. Whatever. Oh, speaking of that, just giving me the best idea. I have two weddings coming up in this spring, and I just now know what I'm going to get for you. Oh, that's right. I'm going to have the white one too. Oh, sure.

That'd be brilliant. And that comes with pink. Yeah, it's really cute. Has anyone, or have you used it, Shannon, with your boyfriend at all? You as a womanizer? Yeah. No, no. I don't think.

No. It's kind of hard. I feel like it's like something that it's specifically for masturbation. Like, I, like it would be interesting to use it with a partner, but I just feel like that would really be intimidating because they would just see you just like so quickly. And they would just be like, what the?

Yeah, I will say I have used this on a woman that he was fucking. Oh, okay. So he wasn't with me, but I was there when he was playing with another woman. and I put this on her clothes, and she just, yeah, went crazy. Yeah, it's a good one. That's the woman I threw to you up.

You guys think that it's of all the toys when I pack them up for my whatever, Suarez weekends, whatever I'm doing, I'm traveling with my vibrators. Yeah, that's more of my personal. Like I take them on trips, but if I'm going to a sexy trip, I take other ones, which I will show you. Okay, so that's that.

So what else? We're doing to go next. Oh, sex in the shower. Here it is, you guys. This is the bundle, the vibe. This is the vibrating mesh spawn who talked a lot about sex in the shower here. If you'd like to go see one of my favorite videos

that we've shot, all you. Who is on my Instagram? Would you? Oh, you obviously know my Instagram. Jamie and I did it. We shot at my house. I moved into this really cool house, which I love. Which I love.

And I saw the shower and I was like, I'm going to move into this house and have a lot of sex in the shower. I took a double head steam shower. And I still haven't figured out how to work the steam part yet or the now that I've been else broke the music. But the point is, it's like then sport cheats came out with this vibrating mesh sponge. That's what I use. I mean, not always this one, because I want to save it.

But I use that with soap on it. It has a little vibrating bullet in it. So like when you're, it's great when you're showing it the partner, get yourself, it's kind of like spices things up. It's like a bullet, like how you get, like your first vibrator might have been a bullet. I don't know.

And it comes with, it's the whole kit. Okay, so look at it. Just like a regular like Lufa, right? Oh, no, but look, not really because there's a, oh, you have to take a thing out of the middle. Oh, yeah, they're for for anyone. Oh, this is the worst. Because anyone that gets this product. James, do you want to screw it first? Take off the little thing on the battery and then turn it on. I think I want to say I know for sure half the people in this room did not know that when we first tried it. I was like why isn't it working?

Why do I know? I'm just saying honestly you're stuck on it. We all know, we hate reading instructions, just read the instructions. It took me 10 minutes before I figured out that was not effective. Wait. So I'll just, for FYI, for all.

So it's just cool, it's fun. Sex of the shower. Have you guys, did you guys try this? I don't have them for a while. Yeah, no, I know. I will say, I mean, it didn't really get me all for anything, but it was a nice tease. And I think this is a really actually going back

to our previous discussion about getting toys, bringing toys into the relationship that you haven't brought in. I think this is a great opportunity to do to bring in for your first time, because it's a great tease. Yeah. If your toy is a vibration, but it's a tease in a way. So it can get you into it and excited. Hey, you're already in the shower.

Take a shower, be like, let me wash your back. And start dragging things. This one would be a fun surprise. Yeah, that would be fun to put over your body and like, yeah, your partner's body. And vibrations you guys feel good on everybody. And like, look, it's so discrete. Like literally, you could just have it hanging in your shower.

And everyone's like, oh, it's just a lufa. And I mean, someone else in your shower should be using your lufa or mess bunge, sorry, anyways. So hopefully they don't touch it. But I'm just saying you can keep it there and you don't have to worry about hiding it or anything. Okay, that's awesome. Okay, so next we should talk about the bloom.

Oh, and that's from Sports Kids, you guys. This is the, okay, so this is the Wevi bloom. This is their key-guelacterizer. This is really cool okay, so this is the Wevi Bloom. This is their Kegel Exorcizer. This is really cool because it's weighted. You insert the bloom, so you insert inside you and you squeeze the strength in your PC muscles and it tones and strengthens them and it comes with different beats.

So what happens is you want to, and it also vibrates, duh, because you can use it. And it actually, you can, oh, there's three different weights. So you can, you start out and you want to build up. So you just kind of unscrew these. You put it inside you, and you do the exercise, and you clench it. And as you clench it, so you make sure you're doing,

just strengthen your pelvic floor, it actually vibrates. So you know that you're actually hitting the right muscles. And then you can change these out, because as your muscles get stronger, it's like, you know, weights. It's like doing weights for your joint. I need weights for your biceps, you might as well. Do it, and it works with the app. Also, you guys, do you guys use this

with the We Connect app? Yes, I have. Okay, so you guys talk about, I'm a kegel, like I, I kegels for days, you guys know I'm obsessed with kegels, but I want to hear about your experiences. I had a fantastic time with this because I do hold it if you want.

Yeah. So I had a great time with this because I got it if you want. So I had a great time with this because I got it. And when I got it, my boyfriend was actually out of town back home in Australia. And I was like, oh my god, I just got this toy. Get the app. So immediately, as I'm driving home, he was like, I got the app, when are you home? I'm sorry.

OK. So we hooked it all up, and I obviously and got a little loop, a little insertion. You guys, loop is important always with the story of some water based. Oh, we've got some good Joe loop here. We love Joe. Yep, definitely.

So get some Joe loop, put it on there. So I inserted it, and I was doing my kegels, and then all of a sudden he started controlling the vibrations. From his car. From Australia. from Australia. From Australia. From Australia. I'm in LA.

He's in Australia and he is doing all the controls, which is fun. My favorite thing about the app is that you can text and video chat on the app. So we were FaceTiming on the app while he was controlling it. While it was vibrating inside of me, I was doing my kegels and stimulating my clitoris. So there's a whole bunch going on and it was glorious. Oh my god. That's great. I used the app toy. It was great. I was very impressed. I was really, really impressed. That's a cool thing in all the Weve I've toys. Now pretty much most of them. This one too, the wish. Yeah. Which we'll get to you. You cannot. Yeah, use the app. So it's great for you to control on your own. If you're like, I just don't know where the

buttons are and it's easier to have your phone or your partner from wherever they, use the app. So it's great for you to control on your own. If you're like, I just don't know where the buttons are and it's easier to have your phone or your partner from wherever they are in the world. I love this one because everybody's busy nowadays and I just love a toy that has a utility to it. And if I can get any extra plus out of a new play time situation, that's amazing and gets drawn in the long time. Also, I've never

seen anything like it. I had a really good time with this. I love it. You can also be sneaky. I'm kind of like just be doing exercises and walking around the house. Yeah, driving your car. I wear when I'm like working out. I wear spinning class. Like it doesn't have to vibrate. I do. Oh no, I wear it working out all the time because I don't fall out of you. Especially's especially how I really feel. I do. I do. I tried to get my friends and spinning. I'm like, you guys, take these balls and wear them. You're cute.

I'm so sorry. Take these balls. Take these balls and shove them up. I'm your, for spinning class, my friends looked at me like I was insane. I'm like, no, this actually will, it's like it's too far. You're working out and you're working. You better work it out. Because you're naturally holding in the balls. Like you're doing it, you it's too far, you're working out and you're working, you're not working out. Because you're naturally holding in the balls,

like you're doing it, you're not like, but you're, you want to follow out and then it's working your muscles. And I'm telling you, for people who are fans of cheeseburger orgasms, or if you haven't had one yet, you just want to work on your, you know, cheese strengthening everything, especially your public floor, which is really important.

They do the trick. And it also encourages you, I think, to be playful externally. Like if you're out grocery shopping, it's really hard to keep the trick. And it also encourages you, I think, to be playful externally. Like if you're out grocery shopping, it's really hard to keep the sheep. So you're probably gonna just be smiling, which makes other people feel good. You were the out grocery store.

I will. I'm not yet. I will do that. Because that sneaky little secret, it just makes your face. Like people are most likely gonna be like, what? Like nothing.

That's what happened. I think you're right. And I love when couples, so you go to party, wearing it. You can be like, I'm controlling the vibrator. I've done that before with the vibrating panties. Those are who went to a party and he was like, oh, look at the drink. And I was just saying, I'm talking to someone.

And I have a vibrator and he was like, turn it on. Oh yeah. It seems like a DJ. But I'm sorry, sex does not get boring when you're wearing vibrating panties to a party one night Yeah, right they have control over it That's a good time So don't tell me I'm not we're not giving some fun things there. Let's talk about the UV

So the UV lives so here's the UV you guys the UV we did a kickstarter for the UV almost it We started last January I think and December, and you guys, because it was genius, I was like, oh, my biggest problem in life when it comes to my job is when my toys are not clean and they're not charged and they're not sanitized clean, they're not charged and they're not discrete because I have to hide them in my house, I forget to charge them and then they can be dirty

after because you're like, they're by your bed, I don't have time to watch them. This is the UV Stores cleans sanitize your toys in a sleek sleek box And no one knows what it is next to your bed. It has a lock on it. So no one can get to it And you put the toy in it's like and they have a bigger size to that charges the magic wand. Oh, we didn't talk about the magic wand yet Yeah, it charges them sanitize them and it kills 99.9% of all harmful bacteria. So when you close it, the light goes on,

it takes like 10 minutes, and you're like, poop, toys are clean. It's pretty awesome. And yeah, there's chargers, USB chargers in there, so here's the thing that I've realized is that it's next to my bed now. I never ever have to worry that someone's gonna find them that, I don't know if that I really, if you'll come and expect to see toys,

but that they're charged and they're clean. It's basically. Yeah, you got to clean. It's awesome. So, we love that. And then, that's the UV. These are again all on the website. Oh, the magic wand.

You guys, we had a funny talk about the magic wand yesterday. So, we were doing show prep as we often do. And the magic wand, we were talking talking about Jamie says that she only has like, nah, I'm cool. I've got the one that plugs in, because it does plugs in the wall. Yeah. Initially. The first one. So it came out like 50 years ago. I think it was 50, 30. They're 30 or 50. No, it was like 30. Okay, here's a deal with it. I used to use a microphone a lot. In fact, Time Magazine voted as one of the most influential gadgets of all times.

It was like magic wand and iPod. Like they were right next to each other. Because it started out as a massager, as a personal massager. And it really like yesterday, I had some back pain. I was like, why don't I use it? And it actually like, it works. It's like, it works.

Two of us ended up just just using it for our backs. Right. So, but it is, you've probably heard of the magic wand before because it is a really, like, it is the Cadillac of all vibrators. It is powerful. And if you're looking at this going, oh my god, it doesn't go inside you, okay? Yeah. Don't forget.

Please don't put it inside you. But it's for external stimulation. And it's powerful. You could use it over your clothing, which you guys were saying you just heard about. Or someone mess with it, but I've always, it's like a really good tease over clothing because the fabric, sometimes for women, we're talking about arousal, it makes you feel good. It's still like kind of lightly dragged this one.

It's on like over your clothes can feel great as well. But it's just, oh, but you had the one that plugged into the wall. You liked it, but then still make the original. They do. And I was like, oh, I don't need the other one, but she turned it on. plugged into the wall. You liked it, but they still make the original. They do. And I was like, oh, I don't need the other one, but she turned it on. I'm like, oh my God, it's like so much more quiet. It's quiet. It's lightweight.

And like, maybe she bettered one. Yeah, you guys. I think if somebody pulled this out, I would actually be really happy because it would be nostalgic. I was just like, that would be more surprising than any other time. Because I'm going to kind of notice that they recognize that, right? Yeah. It would be nostalgic. I was just like, no. That would be more surprising than any other time. Right. Because I've already kind of noticed that they recognize that. I have one.

I don't think I've told a story in a while, but when I had one in San Francisco, when I first started this job 12 years ago, I remember being so excited that I went to good vibrations, and they were like, gave me toys to try. And I was like, I was like, four or five toys. And I like, my mind was I was like, can't believe I'm getting toys.

I don't buy them, but I can try them. And it was the magic wand that plugged in and I had this house in San Francisco where I never wanted it to have to unplug it, unplug it so I drilled a hole in the back of my nightstand. So it would go into the wall and it was always, it was always so fun, didn't it? It was so fun, it was so tough.

So I was so crappy, yeah, I literally like, it was like this weird hole. I was like, make it, say plug in. But yeah, so you can still get the OG magic wand with the thing with the cord or wireless. That was an exciting development. That's true. I also feel like, I don't know, for anyone

that's kind of weirded out with it being plugged into the wall and then also being on your body, I think it's like, it puts your mind at ease a rechargeable one because you don't have to worry about,, you know, if there's like a power out in your house or like electrical, electrical wiring. Right. Is that the worst? Oh, that is the worst. The first one they die too, usually.

That's why like the UV, because they don't have them, they don't never die. Because I, but I had to get to the habit, which is an easy of like, I am done with this toy. I am not going to clean it and charge it But it's like in one place. I know. It's kind of working. It is working with a lot of it And then you can clean them all we've got good toy cleaner here. Don't we have it? Oh, I like that Yeah, okay you guys thank you for joining us here in it's him live okay, so let's talk about Joe loops You guys let's do the taste test. Oh, we have a little ones. This is sugar Termasu hazelnut spressol

I'm obsessed with the gelato Well, what do you guys think of it the gelato is so good? Oh I would have to say probably either the caramel or the mint chocolate. Oh my god, the mint chocolate was retarded. I do know my boyfriend was the hazelnut, especially because he loves, he's obsessed with freaking coffee. Yeah, that's why that's why it's my favorite. Sorry, I'm sorry. This one, the tear and me soup.

I don't think I'm souping. I don't think I've tried the tear and me soup yet. I haven't tried it yet. So, we talked about it all the time. I feel like back in the day, they got a bad rap flavored loops. You'd like to stop it or I don't want that. But these at Loads are actually good. They're good for you.

Water-based, they taste yummy. And they're fantastic. Yeah, like again, I bring them when they, like with other people and everything. And everyone, I'm like, I literally before, I even weave and use them. I'm like, stick out your finger and I like taste this. I make everyone taste these jolados before. You said that. And they're'm like, stick out your finger and I like taste this. I make everyone taste these gelatas before.

You said that. And they're just like, what the hell was that? I was like, that's lube. And they're like, that's lube. They're just like, shot. That's ludes. That tastes amazing. I know.

So let's talk about the pivot. First of all, by Wee Vibe, I wish we had one here to show what we just, we all wanted one. They're the penis ring or IAKA cock ring. And they're great. Just, when I first got it, I didn't have a penis to use it with at that time. And I love it as a literal vibrator because it is all those things. But it's also great because it's one size fits all.

It's stretchy. It's just, I love the different, it's a really strong motor. I love it. Have you used it? Talk about like using it with a partner. I love that one down for you. It was actually the it? Talk about like using it with a partner. I have that one down for you. It was actually the first sex toy that I ever used with a partner. So it was very exciting for me. It was also the first time that that partner had used a sex toy

ever. So that was interesting for him. And he really, really liked it. Like I was, when we used it, it was great. It was on top. It hits your clitoris perfectly because it has that little extra at the top. But I feel like you could even spin that around and it could stimulate his balls while you're using it. Yes. And the good thing about it is not that this person, that I was not okay with how long that they would last,

but this person was able to last. And good five minutes longer, which was perfect for me. long that they would last, but they did, they, like, this person was able to last, like, at a good five minutes longer, which was like perfect for me, because I've always got with that person. He would always make sure I got off first, like, you know, however, but during actual penetration, I, he would like be like, I'd be so close, but it was just like, he would just finish, like one minute or two minutes, like, two early. So with this, it was actually really awesome.

So it was able to get off like twice in like one session, which you know, is not always possible. No, dude, that's really, that could be hard. So it extended it. Yeah, and then he liked it. He was the one that was like, hey, can we use it again? Yeah, it's a good one. I feel like that's been my experience most

of using it with partners that there was like, let's do that again. We know ones that were like, I hated that, but I don't know but I don't know I have got it because me they'd be like I'd be like sorry I hate you I don't hate anybody but what else is I just gonna say there's so much here all of these things We talked about are gonna be available in the show notes as well And I feel like okay, so the other pivot is great And then is there anything else we wanted any other toys you guys have tried that you love that just off the

copper experiences? The purple one. I keep the touch, the weebive touch. That's like my go to, that's my travel with the touch. The touch is like my, I bring the the the womanizer to go always, just like in my glove compartment, or wherever I'm telling But I love the touch. It's what did you love about it? It was really nice because the guy came to me inside you while it curves around. And the guy came inside you while it's going on. I never had that before. A guy actually surprised me with that, which was great.

And then really great. I was really surprised. That was a fun surprise. And yeah. And then the other thing I'd want to talk about, it's just like condoms on your sex toys. Oh was really surprised. That was a fun surprise. And yeah, and then the thing I'd want to talk about is just like condoms on your sex toys. Oh, sexy. If you're like new partner or something, if a new partner use condoms on your toys to protect them. You guys do that too. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Absolutely. Yeah, skin condoms. That's a good

point. This is, yes. You're just good. And then what else it does? Oh, oh, oh, okay. So this is you guys. This is my preacher ritual. I else it does? Oh, oh, oh, so this is my preacher ritual. I do this wet head by Doc Johnson. You can get it on the website. And it's great for blow jobs. You have the point of it. If you get dry mouth. But also when I'm talking to you all here, I don't want to be like, I also want my mouth to be well lubricated. So I always like have Kevin little strawberry shoot in my mouth. I should strawberry wet head in my mouth beforehand. Yeah, you guys, this was awesome. Thank you so much for being here, for sharing, and for being open and raw and vulnerable and being amazing on the team. Thank you. Thank you. You guys, you guys, you got all the blogs too because

they're writing on the website too, under your Jenny and Jenny. No, I go, because all my blogging, everything is Rose. Rose, yeah. You want some more background, Jamie is Jamie. Jamie. And I really am grateful for you guys. Thank you so much for this is a blast for me doing the show. And thank you for sharing our experiences.

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