Sex With Emily - Best Of: 5 Bedroom Mistakes You Might Be Making
Episode Date: April 12, 2016On this throwback podcast from 2014, Emily wants all you fellas out there to be the best you can be.. Especially in the bedroom! She lists the 5 most common mistakes guys make in the sack, and gives a...dvice on how to avoid them. But first, Emily and Menace start off with a discussion on dating and mating in the LA scene, and consider some questions of modern-day monogamy. Does your spouse have a secret Plan B?Then it’s on to mens’ most notorious bedroom mistakes! Emily teaches tricks to help you slow down, ask the right questions and view every vagina as an opportunity to learn. You’ll be a bedroom master in no time!From Facebook “poking” to scrotal condoms to the car that’ll make you say “Give me the D”, this classic show is chock full of fun tips and tricks to help you stay on top of your sex and dating game. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I am thrilled to be sitting here with menace.
Hello Emily, it's been a long time.
It's been like the longest we've ever gone.
I know, right? I feel like we're like in a long distance relationship.
I felt like you broke up with me.
Did you? No, no, no. I know that you were busy because I follow you on Instagram, sex with Emily on Instagram.
Sex with Emily on Instagram and Twitter.
And you were everywhere.
It seems like you were out of town a lot for some reason.
Yeah, I was.
There was this awkward photo shoot with you and your brother that I saw like photos of.
What is that all about?
Okay, so you have to see the commercials.
I'm actually going to be tweeting them this weekend because they're funny.
I'm Twitter, sex with Emily, so you have to say the commercials. I'm actually going to be tweeting them this weekend because they're funny.
It's, I'm Twitter, Sex with Emily, minus his menace across the board.
And so my brother, you know, he's a lawyer.
And he does a lot of commercial advertising in Michigan.
Yeah, you're brothers of bad ass, by the way.
I know.
He's way more fun than we are.
He is, right?
Yeah.
How fun is my, we've already hard with my brother.
And so when I was in Michigan a few weeks ago, doing some other work, he was like,
hey, we be one of my commercials.
So we shot these like 30 second spots
that are playing like all over Michigan.
I was gonna tweet one out this weekend
because all my friends in Michigan are like,
hey, you're on TV.
So, but we looked like a couple or something, right?
Yeah.
It's weird.
Or like a news team sitting there.
Yeah, it was fun.
I thought it was hilarious.
It was a big show.
I was like, what is this all about?
Because I knew your brother did.
You were like, why would he want sex with them when he was talking about lawyers? That was hilarious. It was a big shit. I was like, what is this all about? Because I knew your brother did. You were like, why would he want sex with him?
Yeah.
He was talking about lawyers after he was at a thought.
I just said, my brother is the best lawyer,
you know, something like that.
I don't even remember.
But it's good, you know.
My brother is like a celeb that he walks around.
Yeah.
Michael, hey Mike, because it's like, what is it?
8, 5, 5 Mike wins.
Like that's his whole thing.
You know, he's like an ambulance teacher,
but he does really personal injury.
No, he's super successful. Yeah, he's does really personal injury. No, he's too successful.
Yeah, he's a good lawyer.
Yeah, and he's like billboards everywhere.
And so I just said, my brother is, you know,
I'll show him to you.
So it was a good time.
And then I was in Michigan.
I was in Las Vegas for the sex toy show,
which I got, I guess what, a lot of sex toys.
A dumb truck full of sex toys.
Yeah, we drove in the mini Cooper.
The two of us, three of us,
and a whole bot load of sex toys.
And that was really fun.
And what else, that thing gets good.
I'm surprised he didn't get stopped at the border
between California, Nevada, and I would have been
hilarious.
If we got stopped for the second, well, you know,
that's why I drive now because the first time I went
to the sex toy show, I had probably like 40,
that's when I was like, he used to be like, I was like,
oh my god, you're gonna give me a free one.
Now I'm like, I've got that, I've got that. I don't need that. Give it to them. But I had like 40,'s when I was like he's to be like a vibe. I was like oh my god You're gonna give me a few and now I'm like I've got that. I've got that. I don't need that give it to them
But I had like 40 and I went through
Security and they're like what the hell? Oh my god. I was the sex to a show
Yeah, and then like I gave the security person a little money vibe and I'm not cool
They let me think it's illegal. It's just a plentiful amount. Yeah, and in some states
It is illegal how many toys are allowed to own oh
Yeah, I think it was like Texas.
They always Texas are Florida.
Yeah, it's like, all the mess of shit goes down in Texas.
Something crazy like that.
But yeah, I've been following your ventures all through Instagram.
I didn't even think you'd look at my Instagram.
Oh, I do.
I thought yours too.
You're always having great males at Disneyland.
That's actually what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm actually going Disneyland tomorrow.
No, you're not.
Dude, what's my buddies? It's my buddy's wife's birthday, so that Yeah, I'm actually going Disneyland tomorrow. No, you're not. Dude, what's my buddies?
It's my buddy's wife's birthday, so that's what I'm going.
I mean, really, you spend more time with Mickey Mouse
than most five year olds, I know.
No, well, the thing is, I think I've probably mentioned this
a bunch of times on the podcast before,
but I've have friends that work out like Pixar and stuff
like that, so we do like adult.
Yeah, like VIP, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't want to ride or anything? No, I do go on Pixar and stuff like that. So we do like, adult. Yeah, like VIP, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You don't want to ride or anything?
No, I do go on rides and stuff like that,
but you know, it's like, we're not hanging out
with little kids, they're.
I know.
You're not talking to Mickey Mouse.
No, no, no, there's a whole adult side
to Disneyland that most people don't even know.
You should get right to look on it.
I should, I should.
Seriously, no, no's that.
Yeah.
They should take the babies,
they're take the kids at Disneyland,
and the adults go have a good day themselves. I totally know how knows that yeah, they should take the baby sir take the kids at Disneyland Yeah, the adults go have a good day. They're so I totally know how it looks because and tell I tell people about it
Like oh you can do this this and this and they're like, you know
Why are you going there all the time? I love this one. It's it's
Great place to have dinners and you know, so you need some fancy like Disneyland restaurant
Yeah, sometimes I go to club 33,
which is a super ultra exclusive restaurant.
It's a five star restaurant in Disneyland.
Right, could you get drunk and like,
hey, I'm going to work.
You can drink, yeah.
And then California Venture, the other side of the park,
it's, you can drink everywhere on a park,
and then they have,
I'm going to why you did not be drinking.
Yeah, it's a good time.
And so I just go have it's a good time. Yeah, so it's
I just go have fun there all the time. I just you know, I live probably like 35 minutes
away now. Oh, right. That's not that. Oh my god. That's so close. I didn't even think
about that. It's like me coming to you over to your house. Yeah. And both of us are from
San Francisco. Yes. So what do we have friends in town? What are they always doing? They're
going to Disneyland. Yeah, course I just go there.
So you going with your girlfriend?
Yeah, how's that going?
It's good.
You guys are super happy?
Yeah.
Dude, I never get anything from you.
I can't believe you've been in this like 10 year relationship now
and I've never heard of Peace three years.
Three years?
I guess three years.
I don't know.
Doesn't she ever say like happy anniversary, sweetie?
No, we don't even do any of that stuff.
Well, the thing is, you know, because I don't like. Doesn't she ever say like happy anniversary sweetie? No, we don't even do that stuff. Well the thing is
You know because I don't like people to to pry and because I know I'm crying right now
Yeah, you know see thing is if I
Introduce you to my girlfriend, which will never happen and you are a matter before but you just don't realize it
Oh, God you would ask a billion questions and why would I want that in my life?
I would not do you think I'm gonna grill your girlfriend. I really you think I'm inappropriate
I would like grill her I would never say you don't grill my boy if you met guys I've a
Did yeah because I don't care I know I would not grill over information
Why risk it? I'm just gonna do it. Don't worry. I'm glad these are good though and you're morning show is good
Yeah, my mother's not even met my girlfriend, so don't do that. I don't care
It's fun
I was gonna see you but you probably squat with her. So you know, it's cool
I'm scared to see you here and has your your morning show. It's great. The Woody show
It's on all 98.7 in here in Los Angeles Monday through Friday and we have like billboards all over the place
I've seen your beard. Oh my god. I took a picture of your billboard. It's like great
And I meant to Instagram it. You got to remind me of it.
It's cute.
I was so, I've seen them.
What?
A little menace on a billboard.
It's crazy, right?
You moved here for like five minutes and you have a billboard.
That's like the American dream.
Yeah, I guess it is.
If you visit a podcast, can you listen to it?
Does it?
Yeah, it's the Woody show.
There's no sex on there, because I know people are here for sex.
Woody boners, right?
Yeah.
We are going to talk about sex, say. We're going to talk about the five mistakes men make in bed, which might be good for you
men.
All right.
And we're also going to be reading emails that people sent to feedback at sex.com.
But it's not about sex, but it's entertainment.
Morning, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
It's cool.
We were just talking about like pop culture and stuff like that.
Oh, Jesus.
Any sex and pop culture that you can share with me.
It's so funny because I don't know anything about pop culture now since we haven't talked.
Well, I mean, there's a lot of divorce and pop culture. There's a lot of stuff going down.
Who's divorcing? Um, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa. Right. That I saw that.
They're getting a divorce. They're both said that the other are cheat. They're,
there was cheating involved in that. Okay. And then there was some other big divorce just recently.
Who was it? I always pay attention to like all the hip-hop stuff. But there was somebody else big that just was getting a divorce. I don't know. But also,
no, no, yeah, they're buying some like crazy mansion in Los Angeles. But oh, Ryan Goslin and
Eva Mendez just had a baby. It wasn't like secret like she didn't tell him when she was pregnant
forever. Um, always his baby or something. I don't know. There was well because they were on and off again
Having a relationship and I know when she got pregnant. They didn't really make it too public
Well, maybe they weren't even together and they're like let's try to make it work for the baby
Which never works so let's just like wait for the divorce and I like did they get married or wait for the break up announcement
And oh, no, they got him. Oh, we both have a fifth. Sorry, I got excited.
I cut myself off.
That's not a good reason to stay together
and get pregnant.
Meela Kunis just had a baby.
Either people are having babies or having divorces.
Exactly, that's how it goes down.
There's one other big divorce that I told you.
I don't even know, it doesn't matter.
I mean, I just think that people are getting divorced
all the time, it's just like a wife. And it doesn't matter. I mean, I just think that people are getting to for ourselves, it's like a life.
And it shouldn't be, you know, such a bum.
I mean, it's very sad if you family and kids and all that,
but it happens, I just hope that people should wait
to let the third of you to get married at least
and get to know themselves before they jump in.
But no one cares about that.
No one really cares about that.
My life, they want to know what's going on with you.
I'll be over when I ask you.
I'm dating, nobody. What? No, I'm dating somebody. I'm the only one that asked you. I'm dating nobody what your day
Oh, no, I'm not gonna say you're dating somebody. No, when was that time I've had a serious thing. I really
I'm trying to think I have not really been
Nothing good. I'm trying to think what sex was like. It's been what I was dating this guy on an off
far away
Like far away like half hour away. Like half hour away or something.
Yeah, 45 minutes.
It was too hard.
It was too hard.
But I know.
I'm turning it around though now, and I'm switching my whole life
around, and everything's going to be really.
I'm going to make it more balanced.
Tell me the maximum plan.
My massive plan.
See, you're probably hung out with your brother,
and you probably set you straight.
That's what happened.
No, he didn't.
He hasn't even tried it.
I'm going to talk.
We don't even talk about this stuff anymore.
But no, I think I'm just, you know, I've been in LA now almost two years, I think.
Wow.
I do.
I don't even know how this happened.
And I moved here for business because the entertainment cap of the world, apparently.
And no, it's been great, but I've been working my ass off since I got here.
And I haven't prioritized relationships and all that stuff,
which I you know that I never really have before either.
But now I feel that like people are,
I have a few fix-ups coming down the road.
Like I'm getting fixed up with like two different people
in the next few weeks and I'm just gonna start going out more
and I'm planning nights on my calendar
where I'm gonna go out with my friends
and be social and do things
because I feel like the last few months have just been insane and I haven't.
Yeah, I was dating like this and that and this and that but I'm just so tired of dating guys that I'm half into.
Yeah, that's insane.
That's what I've had in my entire life, right?
Yeah.
And it was like kind of into a lump but not totally.
I don't want to put any effort into it and it's just a waste of time.
I don't have time because I'm trying to survive.
If you just want to hold people, just go on Craigslist or Tinder or something.
Well, that's exactly what I know.
I know and I'm not interested in just how I've had that.
I'm just in just hooking up.
Right?
Like I don't want to just have random stuff.
I really don't, like I've done that in my life.
I've done like, I don't know.
I'm feeling like I'm in a good place though,
and I feel like things are gonna calm down,
and I'm, you know, whatever, getting structured.
Good things happening.
I mean, as long as you stay to it, that I support it.
You support me. If you're not just, you know, blowing smoke up my ass right now. I mean, as long as you stay to it that I support it. You support me.
If you're not just, you know, blowing smoke up my ass right now.
I'm not going to be so surprised because I'm making a commitment to everyone now, but
you know, I tell that I know I'm me guys.
You're not conforming to what everybody wants you to.
Never have, never will, never, never.
No, dude, me.
No, I mean, and I don't know that it's going to be monogamous.
I don't know what it's going to be, but, you know, and I can't ask to help, but I just
I want to be excited about them.
That's too much to ask for. And I just I want to be excited about them
that's much to ask for and what's it gonna take to get you excited Jesus
it's gonna take a lot because also I do feel like the sex with Emily thing now remember at the beginning I was like oh is it weird because you're a sex with Emily but I was
it never really identified as that but now it's been I just 10 years almost yeah
we've been doing this and you can't like they googled me like you can't avoid it like it's been I just 10 years almost. Yeah. That's what we've been doing this. And you can't, like, they googled me.
Like, you can't avoid it.
Like, it's like, do I want to be with that?
Like, what would my parents say?
If I brought them dinner, like, there's this whole thing that
comes with the sex family, or do they just want a date because,
like, there's this one guy that I'm super hot for
that I'm actually going out with tomorrow night.
But it's professionally, like, we work together professionally.
And it wouldn't be right to hook up, but he's so hot. But I also know that there's a little flirty thing and I'm like okay is it just because
Of sex it is the interest that are not because I've also had instances where it's happened since I've been in LA
And I'm going out with someone and I could just and we end up dating for a while and we had sex and then I wasn't into
I just I don't know I think it was just more like they're interested in like is she great or is she horrible?
Like I want to know yeah I think it was just more like, they're interested in like, is she great or is she horrible? Like, I wanna know when it just, right?
Yeah, she is.
Super freak.
Everyone thinks I'm super freak.
And I should be super freakier than I am.
I mean, you know, I have my moments,
but I just think it's weird here in LA.
The people are different too.
Yeah.
Do you think that like the people here,
from San Francisco, especially being a woman,
I feel like, not even the men, but the women.
Like, there's everyone's in the business, so which is why we moved here. Yeah. But then everyone's in the business. So everyone's woman, I feel like not even the men, but the women. Like there's everyone's in the business,
so which is why we moved here.
But then everyone's in the business.
So everyone's like, there's like competition
and people are just more,
everyone wants something,
or feel like you can advance them in a way, you know.
It's just,
Well, I think that LA has the same complex as San Francisco did,
where the people that are kind of douchey are the ones that are actually have been born and raised here like the people that move from
The small town which is our Kansas. Yeah come here and they want to be
Super cool guy or super cool chick and then they're just like they're really douchey because they're re
and then they're just like, they're really douchey because they're reinventing themselves.
It is head tough, it's too.
It's like the hardest business in the world
to be an entertainer.
It feels like in San Francisco,
they're just like super high brow,
those type of people.
And here, they're super narcissistic,
the ones that are from out of town.
But the people that I've met that are born and raised
in Los Angeles, super cool.
Super cool.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm not telling you.
But then also, you also hang out with a lot of entertainment
people too.
I believe it or not, even though I work on a morning show
in Los Angeles, I just work on Trestio Radio.
I don't like, I'm not hanging out with like actors
and actresses or anything like that.
Or anybody considered in like, the inner, the inner, the inner. I do hang out with Dr. Drew and his wife a't hear anything like that. Or anybody considered in like,
they entered-
I do hang out with Dr. Drew and his wife a lot.
Yeah.
Well, Dr. Drew's super cool.
I don't have to worry about him.
I don't have to worry about him.
What?
It's serious.
Yeah.
We went out of the vacation.
They have a house in Lincoln Beach.
It was really fun.
And yeah, they want me to come to Cabo.
We're like, I'm like,
but it's, I know it sounds weird,
but I'm like, they're, like, they're friends.
Like, we hang out.
It's really cool.
They want to throw some, like, no.
Until I did it all, but it was fun.
No, Drew is super cool.
He's really cool.
I got to watch football with him once in Vegas.
That was cool.
I remember that.
It was like recently.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But no, just saying that, I think that's the thing.
You just gotta, you know, I don't know.
I mean, you do love line all the time.
So you're around like actors and bands.
Yeah, yeah, they come in and they band.
Oh, I never know.
I always laugh and like, men's text me
when he hears who the band is.
Cause I never, I'm like, Google,
come on another table, like,
who are you band?
Cause I don't know.
But I'm saying like maybe some of the people
you could be around at certain times,
not necessarily because he's down earth
and cool, could be kind of douchey, you know?
That's true, that's true.
I hate being around bands.
Yeah, no, which is your job.
Yeah, not any more.
But there's not any more. Are you still covering bands that you did? And then we gotta get into job? Yeah, not even. But is it not anymore?
Are you still covering bands that you did?
And then we got to get into it.
Yeah, I do.
I actually have to go to Las Vegas in like two weeks.
I have to go to the Life Is Beautiful music festival.
Oh, yeah.
So I'll be there covering that kind of stuff.
Okay, that's fun.
But you hate it because you hate the Dishy bands.
No, no, no.
I mean, there's very few bands that I like to talk to personally, but other than
they're all stuck up. I like talking to pop stars, but other than that, I'll stuck up.
I like talking to pop stars more than that,
because they're actually pretty cool.
Let's sort of win you one.
The bands are like just too cool or whatever.
Yeah, the one-hit wonders are usually the ones that are
docious.
Right, right, right.
I got it.
I totally get it.
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I'm like tripping like here.
Are you tripping?
I don't know.
Are you?
Yeah.
Do you want to talk about those?
No, it's singing or something.
It's stripping me out.
Go ahead.
So, would you wear condom pants?
Oh, I've seen this.
It's a scrolled-on condom for the common man.
Okay, so this might be the best form of birth control to hit the market yet because nobody
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You wear like this big like it's like you're wearing a friggin diaper.
It's like a diaper and it's actually like if you're wearing um, I don't know, it's like you're wearing a friggin diaper. It's like a diaper and it's actually like if you're wearing,
I don't know, it's just underwear almost.
Yeah, not hot, but you're not gonna get laid.
Yeah, that's it.
It's like you're wearing box of briefs, but it's rubber.
Okay, people just wear condoms, okay?
No one wears, I feel like no one uses condoms.
And everyone, people think like,
oh, it doesn't matter anymore, blah, blah, blah.
It does matter, you can't get a disease
and like you should be wearing condoms. Just have, and people, I think guys, like, blah, blah. It does matter you can't get a disease and like you should be wearing condoms.
Just to have people, I think guys,
like, hey, you're in a comfortable,
but there are so many great condoms out there
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like just, we're freaking condoms
because you're gonna get a disease.
You don't have to wear goddamn diaper.
Also, speaking of contraception,
this is sort of a sad story,
that there was a potato found going in a woman's vagina after she used it as contraception, this is sort of a sad story, that there was a potato found growing in a woman's vagina
after she used it as contraception.
Oh, yeah. I see that.
Yeah. A Columbia woman complaining of abnormal pains shocked doctors
when the cause of her ailment was revealed.
She used a potato as a form of contraception.
Yeah.
The vegetable started to sprout roots and it started to go inside the 22
year old's reproductive organs. The unneighbored woman told her doctor her mother advised her to use
potato. This is why we need sex education. Granny was in Columbia, but so lucky for the young
woman, she will not suffer any lasting effects. And the spurs are we will do not require any surgery.
Oh God, the highlights serious issue concerning the youth of Columbia who are rejecting
contraceptive methods like condoms and they do.
Do you imagine the potato going to be done?
Like a potato, yeah.
I've seen like, I get girls out from the potato that goes to my refrigerator.
If I ever have food in my refrigerator and it does that.
Okay, people, so just, yeah, condoms, so I'm going to say, or birth control bill, but also
if you're with a new partner.
And there is a new app out that, like, remember, we always talk about this, that you could
actually share your SDD reports with your partner, but that's in that sexy, but really get tested in these columns. It's crazy
I you know also other things in sex in the news. So have you heard of the yes means yes
Whole political thing that's going on they came out of the consent. Yeah, so yes means yes, you know
So many has to be knowing it right
Completely sober even if they're like say yes to having sex with you
Right, it's mainly for like colleges. They came out with the consent app where like people know where you know type in their phone numbers and then like
Verify their ID and then say yes on each side
So do so you have a document before you have sex, right?
So we tried this on our morning show.
And we were like seven minutes in
and we still couldn't get it to work, right?
Oh, really?
And so we're like, ah, off board.
Seven minutes, first of all, who should we do that?
But it's a great idea.
There should be, well, there should be consent
and you should say yes and you should be sober. I mean, if you're not sober, don't take it, there's all these things. Yeah, be, well, there should be consent. And you should say yes. And you should be sober.
And I mean, if you're not sober,
don't take it all these days.
But there's so many people that have sex that are not sober.
Most people have sex the first time.
But I'm just saying, rape, if someone says no.
Just because you're kissing someone
doesn't mean that they're giving you consent to have sex
with the entire area.
But it's a good intention.
But who's going to like the sign of contract
before we fuck?
It's not sexy, but, you know, okay, if it works.
Okay, another sex and news survey says
half of married women have a backup husband in mind.
It's like a backup drive.
They have a backup husband in there.
Oh, yeah, of course.
It's always good to have a plan B,
especially when it comes to restaurant reservations,
travel arrangements, and babysitters.
But what about spouses?
A new, not so scientific-scientific survey,
these are the best ones that are not so scientific.
A thousand married women conducted by the Daily Mail said
50% have a fallback partner.
Should their current marriage take turn for the worse?
I think it's more than that.
More than 50% yet.
The most common backup husbands,
according to survey tend to be old friends
with romantic intentions,
ex-boyfriends, ex-husbands, colleagues, or someone from the gym.
Probably their trainer.
In fact, 10% of participants said their backup guide already confessed his love in the past
and 20% claimed the dude would drop everything to be her.
So I wonder if women are just using this in their minds like I can always escape from this
marriage?
Yeah, they always have, it's called the glass dildo. They break the glass and get the dildo.
And I think it's way more than 50%.
Yeah, have a backup.
I don't think they do.
You think that they're gonna be able to
have their husband there, like, hey, old flame.
Yeah, especially a Facebook too.
They like, dude, we talked about this.
Facebook's like responsible for like,
what is it like, two and five divorces or something?
No, it's going, it's going to like,
they're saying like seven out of 10 now. It's due to Facebook.
Yeah, everyone clear freaking browsers. Get rid of your password. I mean, people are going to be
flirting anyway. Yeah. I mean, don't cheat, obviously. It's a emotional cheating is cheating. Like,
if you're chatting with someone, but everyone's just like, you don't even have to ask anymore of what
you look at their phone, you look at their browser. It's like, I love lying people calling in. They're like,
oh, my boyfriend's just pouring because I noticed like the last 50 things he said for it's
crazy. People don't know to clear the passwords in the browsers. Yeah. And I'm not
saying like Yossel shouldn't like cheat and have these 40 things but I feel like
everyone's had these emotional affairs. This local story, this guy got upset
because his friend poked his girlfriend on Facebook.
They got in a fight and he accidentally killed the guy because he
knocked him out and he fell over.
Because he poked and sent the poked, which I didn't even know
still exists.
That's how like crazy people are getting over Facebook.
Yeah, people are going crazy over or even Instagram too.
Oh, they like that photo and stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
I know and I know a lot of people who meet or now
forget all the dating apps are just meeting through
like Tinder or not Tinder, but yeah, Instagram.
I only like my photo, didn't like my photo.
Then I went in and we direct message through Instagram
which I don't know how you do that, people do that.
I don't need another way to get messages from people.
But yeah, it's crazy.
I mean, I guess, I mean, but we're people since I've been
doing this. And since I can't remember, the stats have always been that like 50% of married
men and women cheat. So it seems like now there's more and more ways to cheat than there were
10 years ago. But I don't know.
There's more options, you know, more options. Yeah.
Because literally like, even with the adventure text messaging, you know, the booty call
used to be like, you literally had to call.
But now you could send a text to 10 people
and whoever answers back first.
You can sort of, but does it mean that you just,
that people are breaking down that merits
or any quicker because there's more opportunities to cheat?
I wonder.
My buddy who was married and was going through a divorce,
and he was going through counseling and stuff like that.
His whole thing was like, back in the day,
people didn't live as long, you know?
That's true, too.
And he goes like, people would like live
into their 50s.
And now people are living into their 80s, you know?
And then, so he goes, I can't stay with a person
for 40 plus years.
Who wants to exactly, I think that's true.
I think that it's very outdated and that the people
that do stay together, I think are amazing
and they really have to work at it.
And that's why people don't realize that marriage
does take work.
I'm not saying the people who stay together 40, 50 years,
but everyone goes through their hard periods of marriage too.
Like my mom always says, a lot of her friends
have been together like, you know,
50 years.
She's like, well, everybody I know, they like had, you know,
they, you know, Bob cheated on Jan 30 years ago,
but they're still together.
They got through it, you know, my mom's voice.
But so there's going to be problems.
I haven't, I don't even know if it's that natural.
Like, just do anything for 40 years.
Yeah, and they'd also like, if, let's say,
Bob cheated on Jan, right?
Well Jan nowadays is going to go online and talk about your craft about it. And then all
the friends are going to be able to chime in. And back then, you know, there was in that
that they weren't tracked as much. Right, they weren't even they weren't as many ways
to find out and to be caught. That's another thing too. People are getting caught a lot easier with technology.
OK, I'm going to move into the five mistakes
that men are making in bed and how to fix them.
We've done a lot of talk about how men can kind of improve
in the bedroom.
And there's certain things that men just don't know.
They've never learned.
They've never, you know, and I'm just going
to try to correct that. And we're also going to do the Sakes Women Make. But the thing is like the
whole vagina region, right? Confusing, like you've always said, it's a Rubik's cube of life.
It is. I know. It's very confusing. But the problem is when it comes like a manually stimulating
woman, I get it that there's like no rhyme we like a lot of guys actually hurt women like they're sticking their hands in their finger the whole
thing and and it's painful. So I've talked about this on the show you have to
learn the female anatomy. You should always start slower with them and you don't
want to be like you're like digging around and it changed purse with your hands
and her near with like nails. Make sure your nails are cut short. It's a vagina
not a change purse.
And you know, it's, there's so many men who just don't like, you know, you want to like
go slow, you want to ask her what she wants, ask what she needs.
Make sure she's lubricated because guys just like stick it in right away and she's not
turned on, which is why you might need this flesh loop.
And you know that I think there should be a little bit on every night stand in the
world.
So that is one thing is just to slow it down because the guys just like do the finger
thing or they're going down a woman and they go too fast.
So slow that down.
That is the mistake is not listening and paying attention that she could be in pain because
women have sex wounds from men.
Yeah.
Putting their fingers into her.
Have you heard of women?
Have I ever been in a lady?
Have you ever rid again going too fast, you know?
Yeah.
I thought you'd let so down. I think you're probably even better sex fast, you know? Yeah, I thought you'd answer that.
I think you're probably even better sex now and you don't even know it.
Yeah, a guy gets erect in like five seconds, right?
But, you know, he can't keep it up that long.
You're not forever, right?
Right.
So he's just like trying to get in there as quickly as possible.
Exactly.
And, you know, a woman has to be warmed up first, of course, because he can never make it
easy. We never make it easy. Ever. But easy ever but you know I know that's hard to for 40 years of your wisdom when you're like really
I gotta go down on her for 25 minutes
Which I know that you don't you like what is it like eight minutes a pro play eight minutes?
Never used to be so easy. How long how long how long how long how long I'm like
Forty-half minutes what like what yeah, well, do you know because actually it was funny because I also just read some survey, you know, the
actual penetration part on average because they were doing like fat guys versus skinny
guys.
And fat guys actually last way longer than skinny guys.
Really?
I can't believe it.
No.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
I wanted to say that. It is science. they did not know that I wanted it is science
I'm sure it's I'm sure it's a very
Study it was like way more amount of minutes than a skinny guy does I wonder where that's doing more stuff
I don't even know I don't believe this study
No, it's I'll get it. It's like part of it or something. That's awesome. Okay. Well listen
So that's one thing to learn the female anatomy you can like buy my bulk hot sex
You can just ask questions ask ask ask the guys you are the best lovers
Just every vagina that you meet that you come across is a new opportunity to learn
So if you mess up the last one or didn't work out like you should just they're all different
So you might as well learn how to use this one. So the next thing is guys some guys get too dirty too fast
I think it's porn
They talk to me too fast. So like hey, let's you know, they want to try things that they see in porn.
I think that we want.
I'm gonna spank you, I'm gonna pull your hair and all this up.
And that could freak it, well, we're not.
Now she might be into it eventually,
but not like the first time you're together.
Not the second time you're together, even.
I mean, it might even be need to be addressed beforehand,
like talking dirty or whatever, what she's comfortable with.
So again, so done, just start with like,
you know, you're my bitch, whatever.
Unless you guys have already been like,
sexting, which a lot of people do before they even get
to know each other, which I have a problem with too.
This whole premature escalation, if you're,
yeah, if you're set up on a date with someone
and then you start sexting before you meet them
and then it's like predetermined that you're already
gonna have sex, but just, you know, go, go again with that.
Like you don't want to just start off with a dirty
talk and start with all that stuff, because it could even though women, a lot of women like that, it could scare
them away.
You know what I mean?
I feel you.
And then, um, I don't, we've talked about it.
Well, it's crazy because you say that, because I, I don't know, I've never been on Tinder,
but isn't like a lot of the...
You would love it if you were single.
Isn't a lot of the conversations, get to that point like super quick?
This is the problem with it because everyone says it's a hook-up app and and it a lot of people have held up on it and I think that
I think it's almost people are expecting that women are like oh I'm not gonna get that we're not gonna go out unless I participate in this
sexting and I don't know maybe women started to I just think like
Why would you start a whole relationship
which you are essentially starting with someone,
a sex being a whole thing before you meet them
because it's a freaking waste of time
because they could show up in person
and there might not be chemistry,
they could be a serial killer, who knows?
Tell them not.
They could have something that you don't like.
So just if you do meet someone online,
I would, I always say, like meet them right away
as soon as you can.
And don't, because then, guess what,
if you meet a meet on like them,
you just spent like two weeks texting someone
that you're like, good, this is the first time
you can be doing so many things.
You could like learn French.
You know, I always want to learn French.
I just think all the things I always tell them,
I want to, I do know French,
but I'd like to learn about our, okay,
the third mistake, and this is just, you know,
the jackhammer, and Anderson thinks,
I love that I'm obsessed with it, but I sort of am,
because I know that guy still do it.
Always a bit of a obsessed with it.
Porn is not real life.
So when you see that guy like thrusting at 60 miles per hour,
it's not because it feels good to hurt necessarily.
Maybe at the end when they're all riled up,
maybe she went, but typically you want to go in slow
and the thrusting does not feel as good to woman.
In fact, the inner two thirds of women's vagina are the most sensitive.
So sometimes you should try to slow a thrusting or ask her what she wants.
But I'm telling you, even in my recent years of all this talk about the jack
hammer, I've still had jack hammer sex, which I'm like, do you not?
So you googled me, but just listen to my show.
Oh, they don't have time to listen.
They don't listen to it.
They don't listen to it. It's like a picture.
They do.
Exactly.
Dude, they took people search search, Emily Nude.
There are no nude photos in here, so stop searching.
I've never, all these nude photos in the cloud,
how crazy is that?
Super crazy.
Dude, you have your own library of sex tapes and stuff,
but that was before the cloud, right?
Before the cloud, definitely.
Yeah, but the,
Your girlfriend make you throw those away.
Throw them away.
Or just hide it, your like, she doesn't know.
She wants to.
No, I don't have them, an online at all.
No, let's go, that's smart.
But the thing is also, it's so easy to get fished.
That's what happened.
People then actually hack into their hard drives.
It's every day, I guarantee you me, and everyone listening,
gets a fake email that's supposed to look legit.
Yes.
And it tricks you into giving you login information, right?
So that's exactly what happened with these hacked photos.
Really?
Like, what kind of, for the ARNTAs, what was they wanting to send money in India or something?
No, it's not even that.
It will be like some fake email that looks like it's from Apple.
They'll have all the logo information. It'll have, it'll look like the web address that looks like it's from Apple. We'll have all the logo information.
It will have it will look like the web address will look like it's from Apple and say,
Hey, it will it'll be an email like this.
Like, Hey, somebody has tried to break into your to your cloud.
Please change your password.
And then so when it's asking to change your password, you're putting in your real password.
So that's how they get it.
Wow, and that's it.
And that's it.
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And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. It could be their assistance. Yeah, and then so or just like to do even I like who was like super keen on this stuff
I can be fooled sometimes and I never if you get an email saying hey, you need to like log in or something like that
Always go to the actual website do not go from the email that's so smart
That's go to the actual website and then log in do Do not, and don't even have your email open
while you're logging in either, you know?
Wow, that's, I didn't know that was why.
Okay, that's good, that's very, very smart.
That's like the back, we end the show now,
that's so too short of a vacation
because I feel like we're gonna stop,
because I'm kind of scared about,
like it's kind of scary that everything that we put online
and that's why I've never taken photos.
I'm not even afraid of like credit card hacking
and all that kind of stuff anymore
because everybody has your information,
it's gonna get out there anyway.
So you're gonna get hacked.
There's nothing all you can do is you a credit block
on yourself with all the credit bureaus
and to say, you know, check with me first
before you run my credit.
That's the only thing that,
that's the safest thing that you can do.
Okay.
Do that people.
It's good to know.
Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
Or, you know, you're gonna see some bill for like 500 sex toys.
Right.
Exactly, for me.
No, I, that's true.
Right, no, but you should buy sex toys with your,
yeah, no, it is true.
I got hacked last year,
the bike credit card company called me and they knew it
and they fixed it right away, but still, it's true. It's hacked last year, the bike credit card company called me and they knew it and they fixed it right away, but still,
it's true.
It's scary.
OK, we are on the fifth.
I'm kind of, OK, the fourth.
OK.
Is that a guy tries to knock on your back door
without asking first, which happens to so many women
that the guy just sticks it in.
And she has a really bad experience,
and there's not enough loot when it's painful.
And you just don't want to kill the mood.
Any quicker than by doing that.
Someone will be psyched maybe, but most of them, you want to slowly go into the area with
your finger, a little lube and talk about it, but don't just go for it.
I think that that's...
No, you guys try that all the time.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work. And she's going to shut it down. And if it's something that you're interested in, you know, it guys try that all the time. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
And she's going to shut it down.
And if it's something that you're interested in,
you're going to have to be addressed beforehand.
Yeah, it has to be a discussion.
Right.
Because we always hear people all the time
that they've had really bad for its experiences
and they've run a try.
And anal sex can be very pleasurable for a lot of women.
And men, by the way, straight men, as you know,
we've talked about.
But you just want to ask, you want to talk about it,
you don't want to scare her away,
even though it's something that you're fantasizing about.
And then also the fifth one is that you're not using your time
wisely and you've heard me say this a million times,
there is an orgasm gap, right?
Women take 15 to 20 minutes to orgasm,
men take, you know, from one to six,
an average like four to six minutes to orgasm.
So there is a gap.
You have to double up on the foreplay. I get that foreplay I talk about all the time. It's annoying, but it's not
a suggestion. It is a requirement for women. And it's like, you think about like sex is
like the previews to a movie, you know, and you're like, and then sex is like the feature
presentation, but the previews like we like that. We got to like lead up to it. And we
need to warm up and we love, we just, we just need it. And that's why most
couples, I think also couples who have been together a long time that there's not a lot
of time. I get it. You have kids and you have a life or things happen and you don't have
time. You're really busy and everyone's friggin busy right now, right? We're also busy.
Like, I don't have time for that. But I'm not saying that you have to do everything for
you to sit there for 20 minutes. I'm saying it can, you know, four plays starts after
the last orgasm.
Texture that was really hot lot. So you look so beautiful. Last night women need that right?
I told you.
Your girlfriend is beautiful all the time.
No, it's 10 times a day because you just came out of me for saying that.
10 times a day.
And it's you compliments us ridiculous.
So again, it's four play and women, if you and also if you want to last longer, you can also, like I said, that's longer bed.
You can always use the present. What I've talked about, which you, in S of you want to less longer, you can also, like I said, that's longer bed. You can always use Probecent, what I've talked about,
which is the Delay Spray,
helps you less longer in bed.
Okay, those are the tips.
I just wanted to do the little briefing,
but we have some emails too.
I think you can talk.
I think you can talk.
We love hearing from the people.
Okay, dear what?
Go talk to me.
Well, I have like a bunch of sex news stuff
that I want to talk to you.
All right, so have you heard about
Teslas new car they called it the D the Tesla D, right? Yeah, what is it? And it was funny because everybody was tweeing oh
Tesla give me the D it was hilarious right like the dick. Yeah, yeah, but anyways, it's a
It's a self-driving car also imagine what you can do in a self-driving car
I that scares me Why does it scare you?
Well, I actually should have one more than anyone
because I'm the worst driver.
But it's amazing.
There's already a demo.
Truly, like, truly self-driving car.
So you look over and there'd be nobody in the car?
No, you're in the car, but the car is just driving itself.
But how does it know?
Because you put in the GPS where you're going?
Yeah, it's crazy good.
I haven't even had right not seen that well because.
Yeah, it just came out yesterday.
Okay, good.
So explain how, how does it, I mean,
you have to be sitting in the seat.
They're sitting in the seat, but also,
so there's that one, there's more information coming out
about it soon.
Okay.
But there's that and then.
You think it would drive better than I do?
Of course, but think of the possibilities, Emily.
You're on your way to Vegas, and you're having sex
in the back seat of the car.
You just said you have to be sitting in the front seat.
No, I'm just saying you're sitting in the car.
Okay, so you could be having sex,
partying, wasted, and it's like having a driver all the time.
Yeah, it's driving for you.
How crazy is that?
How does that, I don't believe it.
I think it'll break down.
There's a couple cars doing that.
There's like, there's a couple cars doing that.
I've heard of this, but that sounds crazy. The Google self-driving car has been out's like a couple breakdowns. There's a couple cars doing that. There's like, there's like, there's a couple of this.
The Google self-driving car has been out for like a couple of months.
Not like Alruro.
There must be like accidents and craziness.
That's can't be.
It's good.
Although I trust, I trust like a whole computer system over a human driver.
That's, that's yeah.
You know?
You know?
It has cameras all over the place.
You know?
All that stuff.
And then Audi, they're testing some self-driving cars in San Francisco.
They're like demo videos are insane.
Like, the car, let's say you drive up to, like, let's say the four seasons in downtown
San Francisco, because that's how you roll, right?
So you pull up in your Audi, you get out of the car in front of the hotel and then with
your iPhone, you hit park and then the car
goes and finds parking itself and then parks.
Shut up.
And then you're like, okay, well, I'm done hooking up with this guy that I hooked up
with in the hotel and then you say, come back, you hit the button and then the car comes
back and pulls up in the front.
I swear to God.
Does it put quarters in the meters and stuff or parks in the four-seat garage?
It will, like, give me the garage, yeah.
Crazy, right?
Crazy, but that's awesome because I hate looking
for parking on a hate drive.
What, I'm trying to get back to the actual
point and story that you can have sex
on the weight of Vegas.
Good.
How crazy is that, right?
That's crazy.
So next year, you got to buy the D,
the Tesla D.
Yeah, I'll buy the D, finally.
I should buy the Tesla D.
He can just do crazy stuff in there.
I know, you would.
I imagine the pornos that you can do. Oh my God, see, I should buy the Tesla Z. You can just do crazy stuff in there. I know, you would. Imagine the porno that you can do.
Oh my god, see, you should just shoot one.
I should shoot a porno after all this time.
I'd be so good at it.
But I think that I was thinking yesterday
if I had major success and I could do anything,
I'm like, I really think, financial success.
I would get a driver first thing.
I shouldn't even be driving, you know?
You've driven me, right?
Yeah, it's insane.
You were driving me when I was dating that guy
and I crashed his own.
He crashes escalate.
It was hilarious.
I didn't really crash it.
I just backed up and said, yeah,
back to you.
Being the biggest douchebag I've
I've literally ever dated.
So I don't feel bad about that.
But it was so long ago, but you were in the car, right? It was scary. Yeah, that is so funny
I totally face based on that. Okay, so I would like one of those
Okay, luckily I was there
Dude, that is so funny. He was the worst was wait was I was I why was I driving? I don't know
I don't know
Like the ex-celver and two.
It's huge.
Super car, stupid guy.
Sorry, I love those cars.
I love those cars.
Yeah, but it's so big for me.
Why was I driving?
It was a little garage, whatever.
It's OK.
So Emily, OK, emails.
I'm a 23 year old college girl, and although I
like to think I'm fairly educated about my sexual health,
I have no idea what to do when it comes to being on top
or talking dirty.
I don't have sex often, no boyfriend,
or not a fan of hooking up,
so I don't get a lot of practice.
Is there anything I can do to prepare?
Plus, the few times I've done it,
I start to feel awkward and it kills the mood,
same with 30 talk.
I have no idea what to say, especially on the fly.
I have only with one guy,
so I'm afraid my inexperience will be obvious
to my next partner.
Your advice would be tremendously appreciated.
Thanks Angie.
This dirty talk kind of brings you back
to our Miss Advice Show when we had to talk dirty
to each other on the air.
Yeah.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, I don't think that ended up on the air.
No, it did, it did.
Oh, it did?
It was one of the episodes.
This is the show we did on Bravo.
It seems like forever ago, two years. Yeah.
And yeah, I did have to talk dirty to you.
It did it, but it was in the air.
Yeah, totally.
Okay, so this woman, so talking dirty, it's an art for her.
We had to set phones except for her in the show.
And it's an art for her.
And when it's like, it's really, but it's not that hard.
Like, you really just, in the moment,
have to describe like what you're feeling.
And start softly, like you don't want to freak him out,
or freak her out, and you want to feel it out. Like, explain what you are feeling in the moment, have to describe what you're feeling. And start softly, like you don't want to freak him out or freak her out and you want
to feel it out.
Like explain what you are feeling in the moment or what you want at the moment.
Like I can't wait to fill your hands all over my body.
Or I want to fill your hands.
That feels so good.
I can't wait to taste you.
I mean, it's just like you talk, or you can talk about what's happening.
Know what your hands feel so good on my waist, my breath.
Yeah.
I mean, you start like narrating what is happening in the moment.
It would be my way of, and not in a really fast voice
that I'm talking, but I want your hands all over my body.
Kiss me here, that feels so good.
Don't stop, don't stop.
I mean, just little things like that will build up to it.
I want you to, you know, right?
It's like, it doesn't, but don Like I want you to, you know, right?
I think it doesn't, but don't, then you Skype,
but it doesn't have to be a whole thing.
I think that you're way overthinking this,
and I love that you're asking Angie
because you don't have a lot of experience,
but I think that she's probably thinking about this
because she's not having all the sex, but she's sexting,
and it probably makes her uncomfortable,
and she's like, what do I say?
But I think that you don't have to say anything crazy
to the second set of earlier,
the mistakes men make
is they take things down a dirty road too fast.
So just, it comes after like,
just like when you're more comfortable with somebody
and it can be more effective, you know,
you don't wanna like, again,
just describe what you want in the moment.
I want you to do this or it just feels so good.
I'm gonna put your penis in my mouth
for you might say another word for that.
About being on top.
So this is interesting.
I got interviewed by Cosmo Magazine the other day
about women on top position and so many, one of the questions
was like, so many women are so insecure about being on top
because of their breasts, their stomach, their whole thing,
and they're like on display and they are very insecure about it.
And so I was saying ways, first of all,
like insecurities and stuff, a steam was one of the biggest killers of women sex drives.
So if she doesn't even know how to do it,
I would say like you just got to climb on top.
A lot of women they want to grind back and forth.
If hopefully Angie, you know how to make yourself,
you don't have an orgasm.
So you'll know what feels good on your clitoris
or your g-spot and you just like can rub back and forth,
go a little up and down and you'll just have to see
how it feels.
There is like no set rhyme or reason
where you have to be on top, but just climb on top.
And I think I've asked a few of my guy friends
and I hope they're honest to me and I hope you are too,
but like have you ever been having sexual women
and all of a sudden you like, she climbed on top
and you're like, it grossed out, I don't want to be with you.
Were she climbed on top?
Well like were she was on top of you
in the woman on top position?
Cause I think women are afraid that like,
oh he's gonna see all these things are, I'm so excited about that. You have the sightseller of them that refuse to go on top? Well, like when she was on top of you in the woman on top position, because I think women are afraid that like,
oh, he's gonna see all these things are,
I'm so excited about that.
You have the sightsever on them
that refuse to go on top.
Right, a lot of women do.
And that's how a lot of women can actually
have successful orgasms is by being on top.
Yeah.
A lot of the majority of women can climax that way.
But they're insecure about it.
And so guys, you can reach your hands up, grab a press,
all that stuff.
And I wouldn't trip on it. But I would,'t I don't and she's also worried that guys are
gonna think that she's not on the side but you guys you're with are worried that
they're not experienced either so everybody sees it get out of their goddamn
heads when they're having sex and focus on the person that you're with because
even there's no way you're gonna be cut you get a card and like oh I'm great
sex like I've got this professional level because everyone is different and so
you're young I'm glad that you sucks. I've got this professional level because everyone is different. And so you're young.
I'm glad that you're asking these questions, but just like,
take it in the moment and see what you do.
He's doing what he's doing.
He wants to see what you want and know your own body first
Angie.
And then when you get on top, you'll
know how to move your body to make you feel good.
Yeah.
So what?
What?
No, I was just thinking of like, there was
any like core stories of women.
Do you have a core?
See, I don't know.
No.
No.
Because we don't have much so word.
He's going to see me on top. And my boobs jiggling around like my stomach. I gained't know. No. Because this, we don't much so worried.
He's gonna see me on top and my boobs jiggling
are like my stomach.
I gained two pounds and he's gonna break up with me.
And so, you know, just, just, and also, yeah, good.
I'm glad you have horror stories.
It's fine.
It's like women like, yeah.
God, yes, yes, yes, dirty talk.
Chill the F out.
Like, if a guy is having sex with you, he's not gonna be tripping off your body at all.
This is the thing he's already with you naked.
He's already made the decision to get naked with you,
to be in bed.
He's thinking about his penis and is saying,
if anything, and he's into you,
he's looking at this beautiful creature
that he's having sex with.
He's not judging you at that moment.
They're not judging you at all.
He's happy that he's having sex with you.
Right, and he's there with you. So in terms of like,
I have candles or something like I hate him.
People like to turn the moon, turn the lights off.
The whole thing.
Don't you think that you want to see or know what's happening
in the moment?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Either way, I'm a guy.
You don't think about that prep.
You can also say, I love the way your kiss is taste.
I wrote to you.
I want to myself I
Want to kiss every inch of your body tonight. Wow. I'm just giving some heels. I'm already talk. I'm totally flaccid
Dude, I didn't think it would work for you
Do it to me the way you want to
Yeah, the best I've ever had so classic. Don't lie dude. Okay. That's all that's all we've said in order today
Actually, oh man. We gotta go. I'm gonna do it in the podcast. Yeah, we are. Oh, that's all. That's all we have 10 for today. Actually, man, we gotta go.
We're gonna do another podcast soon.
Yeah, we are.
Oh yeah, totally.
We're like fucking.
I have so much to talk to you about.
Yeah, we're doing more.
It's coming up.
Like, sex always gone bad.
I gotta tell you a story.
Uh oh, okay.
We'll do it next.
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