Sex With Emily - Best Of: 5 Bedroom Mistakes You Might Be Making

Episode Date: April 12, 2016

On this throwback podcast from 2014, Emily wants all you fellas out there to be the best you can be.. Especially in the bedroom! She lists the 5 most common mistakes guys make in the sack, and gives a...dvice on how to avoid them. But first, Emily and Menace start off with a discussion on dating and mating in the LA scene, and consider some questions of modern-day monogamy. Does your spouse have a secret Plan B?Then it’s on to mens’ most notorious bedroom mistakes! Emily teaches tricks to help you slow down, ask the right questions and view every vagina as an opportunity to learn. You’ll be a bedroom master in no time!From Facebook “poking” to scrotal condoms to the car that’ll make you say “Give me the D”, this classic show is chock full of fun tips and tricks to help you stay on top of your sex and dating game. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:01:46 It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. Oh my god. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily.
Starting point is 00:02:09 We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemlee.com where you can listen to all of my podcasts, which there are plenty, but you can also just subscribe and I tend. So you never miss another show again, and you can check out my mailing list and we add blogs every day and videos and things that will help make your sex and relationships so much better. I am thrilled to be sitting here with menace. Hello Emily, it's been a long time. It's been like the longest we've ever gone.
Starting point is 00:02:38 I know, right? I feel like we're like in a long distance relationship. I felt like you broke up with me. Did you? No, no, no. I know that you were busy because I follow you on Instagram, sex with Emily on Instagram. Sex with Emily on Instagram and Twitter. And you were everywhere. It seems like you were out of town a lot for some reason. Yeah, I was. There was this awkward photo shoot with you and your brother that I saw like photos of.
Starting point is 00:02:59 What is that all about? Okay, so you have to see the commercials. I'm actually going to be tweeting them this weekend because they're funny. I'm Twitter, sex with Emily, so you have to say the commercials. I'm actually going to be tweeting them this weekend because they're funny. It's, I'm Twitter, Sex with Emily, minus his menace across the board. And so my brother, you know, he's a lawyer. And he does a lot of commercial advertising in Michigan. Yeah, you're brothers of bad ass, by the way.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I know. He's way more fun than we are. He is, right? Yeah. How fun is my, we've already hard with my brother. And so when I was in Michigan a few weeks ago, doing some other work, he was like, hey, we be one of my commercials. So we shot these like 30 second spots
Starting point is 00:03:28 that are playing like all over Michigan. I was gonna tweet one out this weekend because all my friends in Michigan are like, hey, you're on TV. So, but we looked like a couple or something, right? Yeah. It's weird. Or like a news team sitting there.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah, it was fun. I thought it was hilarious. It was a big show. I was like, what is this all about? Because I knew your brother did. You were like, why would he want sex with them when he was talking about lawyers? That was hilarious. It was a big shit. I was like, what is this all about? Because I knew your brother did. You were like, why would he want sex with him? Yeah. He was talking about lawyers after he was at a thought.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I just said, my brother is the best lawyer, you know, something like that. I don't even remember. But it's good, you know. My brother is like a celeb that he walks around. Yeah. Michael, hey Mike, because it's like, what is it? 8, 5, 5 Mike wins.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Like that's his whole thing. You know, he's like an ambulance teacher, but he does really personal injury. No, he's super successful. Yeah, he's does really personal injury. No, he's too successful. Yeah, he's a good lawyer. Yeah, and he's like billboards everywhere. And so I just said, my brother is, you know, I'll show him to you.
Starting point is 00:04:11 So it was a good time. And then I was in Michigan. I was in Las Vegas for the sex toy show, which I got, I guess what, a lot of sex toys. A dumb truck full of sex toys. Yeah, we drove in the mini Cooper. The two of us, three of us, and a whole bot load of sex toys.
Starting point is 00:04:26 And that was really fun. And what else, that thing gets good. I'm surprised he didn't get stopped at the border between California, Nevada, and I would have been hilarious. If we got stopped for the second, well, you know, that's why I drive now because the first time I went to the sex toy show, I had probably like 40,
Starting point is 00:04:41 that's when I was like, he used to be like, I was like, oh my god, you're gonna give me a free one. Now I'm like, I've got that, I've got that. I don't need that. Give it to them. But I had like 40,'s when I was like he's to be like a vibe. I was like oh my god You're gonna give me a few and now I'm like I've got that. I've got that. I don't need that give it to them But I had like 40 and I went through Security and they're like what the hell? Oh my god. I was the sex to a show Yeah, and then like I gave the security person a little money vibe and I'm not cool They let me think it's illegal. It's just a plentiful amount. Yeah, and in some states It is illegal how many toys are allowed to own oh
Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah, I think it was like Texas. They always Texas are Florida. Yeah, it's like, all the mess of shit goes down in Texas. Something crazy like that. But yeah, I've been following your ventures all through Instagram. I didn't even think you'd look at my Instagram. Oh, I do. I thought yours too.
Starting point is 00:05:19 You're always having great males at Disneyland. That's actually what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm actually going Disneyland tomorrow. No, you're not. Dude, what's my buddies? It's my buddy's wife's birthday, so that Yeah, I'm actually going Disneyland tomorrow. No, you're not. Dude, what's my buddies? It's my buddy's wife's birthday, so that's what I'm going. I mean, really, you spend more time with Mickey Mouse than most five year olds, I know.
Starting point is 00:05:34 No, well, the thing is, I think I've probably mentioned this a bunch of times on the podcast before, but I've have friends that work out like Pixar and stuff like that, so we do like adult. Yeah, like VIP, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't want to ride or anything? No, I do go on Pixar and stuff like that. So we do like, adult. Yeah, like VIP, right? Yeah, yeah. You don't want to ride or anything? No, I do go on rides and stuff like that,
Starting point is 00:05:49 but you know, it's like, we're not hanging out with little kids, they're. I know. You're not talking to Mickey Mouse. No, no, no, there's a whole adult side to Disneyland that most people don't even know. You should get right to look on it. I should, I should.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Seriously, no, no's that. Yeah. They should take the babies, they're take the kids at Disneyland, and the adults go have a good day themselves. I totally know how knows that yeah, they should take the baby sir take the kids at Disneyland Yeah, the adults go have a good day. They're so I totally know how it looks because and tell I tell people about it Like oh you can do this this and this and they're like, you know Why are you going there all the time? I love this one. It's it's Great place to have dinners and you know, so you need some fancy like Disneyland restaurant
Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, sometimes I go to club 33, which is a super ultra exclusive restaurant. It's a five star restaurant in Disneyland. Right, could you get drunk and like, hey, I'm going to work. You can drink, yeah. And then California Venture, the other side of the park, it's, you can drink everywhere on a park,
Starting point is 00:06:39 and then they have, I'm going to why you did not be drinking. Yeah, it's a good time. And so I just go have it's a good time. Yeah, so it's I just go have fun there all the time. I just you know, I live probably like 35 minutes away now. Oh, right. That's not that. Oh my god. That's so close. I didn't even think about that. It's like me coming to you over to your house. Yeah. And both of us are from San Francisco. Yes. So what do we have friends in town? What are they always doing? They're
Starting point is 00:07:03 going to Disneyland. Yeah, course I just go there. So you going with your girlfriend? Yeah, how's that going? It's good. You guys are super happy? Yeah. Dude, I never get anything from you. I can't believe you've been in this like 10 year relationship now
Starting point is 00:07:15 and I've never heard of Peace three years. Three years? I guess three years. I don't know. Doesn't she ever say like happy anniversary, sweetie? No, we don't even do any of that stuff. Well, the thing is, you know, because I don't like. Doesn't she ever say like happy anniversary sweetie? No, we don't even do that stuff. Well the thing is You know because I don't like people to to pry and because I know I'm crying right now
Starting point is 00:07:31 Yeah, you know see thing is if I Introduce you to my girlfriend, which will never happen and you are a matter before but you just don't realize it Oh, God you would ask a billion questions and why would I want that in my life? I would not do you think I'm gonna grill your girlfriend. I really you think I'm inappropriate I would like grill her I would never say you don't grill my boy if you met guys I've a Did yeah because I don't care I know I would not grill over information Why risk it? I'm just gonna do it. Don't worry. I'm glad these are good though and you're morning show is good Yeah, my mother's not even met my girlfriend, so don't do that. I don't care
Starting point is 00:08:04 It's fun I was gonna see you but you probably squat with her. So you know, it's cool I'm scared to see you here and has your your morning show. It's great. The Woody show It's on all 98.7 in here in Los Angeles Monday through Friday and we have like billboards all over the place I've seen your beard. Oh my god. I took a picture of your billboard. It's like great And I meant to Instagram it. You got to remind me of it. It's cute. I was so, I've seen them.
Starting point is 00:08:28 What? A little menace on a billboard. It's crazy, right? You moved here for like five minutes and you have a billboard. That's like the American dream. Yeah, I guess it is. If you visit a podcast, can you listen to it? Does it?
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah, it's the Woody show. There's no sex on there, because I know people are here for sex. Woody boners, right? Yeah. We are going to talk about sex, say. We're going to talk about the five mistakes men make in bed, which might be good for you men. All right. And we're also going to be reading emails that people sent to feedback at sex.com.
Starting point is 00:08:53 But it's not about sex, but it's entertainment. Morning, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. It's cool. We were just talking about like pop culture and stuff like that. Oh, Jesus. Any sex and pop culture that you can share with me.
Starting point is 00:09:01 It's so funny because I don't know anything about pop culture now since we haven't talked. Well, I mean, there's a lot of divorce and pop culture. There's a lot of stuff going down. Who's divorcing? Um, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa. Right. That I saw that. They're getting a divorce. They're both said that the other are cheat. They're, there was cheating involved in that. Okay. And then there was some other big divorce just recently. Who was it? I always pay attention to like all the hip-hop stuff. But there was somebody else big that just was getting a divorce. I don't know. But also, no, no, yeah, they're buying some like crazy mansion in Los Angeles. But oh, Ryan Goslin and Eva Mendez just had a baby. It wasn't like secret like she didn't tell him when she was pregnant
Starting point is 00:09:42 forever. Um, always his baby or something. I don't know. There was well because they were on and off again Having a relationship and I know when she got pregnant. They didn't really make it too public Well, maybe they weren't even together and they're like let's try to make it work for the baby Which never works so let's just like wait for the divorce and I like did they get married or wait for the break up announcement And oh, no, they got him. Oh, we both have a fifth. Sorry, I got excited. I cut myself off. That's not a good reason to stay together and get pregnant.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Meela Kunis just had a baby. Either people are having babies or having divorces. Exactly, that's how it goes down. There's one other big divorce that I told you. I don't even know, it doesn't matter. I mean, I just think that people are getting divorced all the time, it's just like a wife. And it doesn't matter. I mean, I just think that people are getting to for ourselves, it's like a life. And it shouldn't be, you know, such a bum.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I mean, it's very sad if you family and kids and all that, but it happens, I just hope that people should wait to let the third of you to get married at least and get to know themselves before they jump in. But no one cares about that. No one really cares about that. My life, they want to know what's going on with you. I'll be over when I ask you.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I'm dating, nobody. What? No, I'm dating somebody. I'm the only one that asked you. I'm dating nobody what your day Oh, no, I'm not gonna say you're dating somebody. No, when was that time I've had a serious thing. I really I'm trying to think I have not really been Nothing good. I'm trying to think what sex was like. It's been what I was dating this guy on an off far away Like far away like half hour away. Like half hour away or something. Yeah, 45 minutes. It was too hard.
Starting point is 00:11:07 It was too hard. But I know. I'm turning it around though now, and I'm switching my whole life around, and everything's going to be really. I'm going to make it more balanced. Tell me the maximum plan. My massive plan. See, you're probably hung out with your brother,
Starting point is 00:11:21 and you probably set you straight. That's what happened. No, he didn't. He hasn't even tried it. I'm going to talk. We don't even talk about this stuff anymore. But no, I think I'm just, you know, I've been in LA now almost two years, I think. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I do. I don't even know how this happened. And I moved here for business because the entertainment cap of the world, apparently. And no, it's been great, but I've been working my ass off since I got here. And I haven't prioritized relationships and all that stuff, which I you know that I never really have before either. But now I feel that like people are, I have a few fix-ups coming down the road.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Like I'm getting fixed up with like two different people in the next few weeks and I'm just gonna start going out more and I'm planning nights on my calendar where I'm gonna go out with my friends and be social and do things because I feel like the last few months have just been insane and I haven't. Yeah, I was dating like this and that and this and that but I'm just so tired of dating guys that I'm half into. Yeah, that's insane.
Starting point is 00:12:11 That's what I've had in my entire life, right? Yeah. And it was like kind of into a lump but not totally. I don't want to put any effort into it and it's just a waste of time. I don't have time because I'm trying to survive. If you just want to hold people, just go on Craigslist or Tinder or something. Well, that's exactly what I know. I know and I'm not interested in just how I've had that.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I'm just in just hooking up. Right? Like I don't want to just have random stuff. I really don't, like I've done that in my life. I've done like, I don't know. I'm feeling like I'm in a good place though, and I feel like things are gonna calm down, and I'm, you know, whatever, getting structured.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Good things happening. I mean, as long as you stay to it, that I support it. You support me. If you're not just, you know, blowing smoke up my ass right now. I mean, as long as you stay to it that I support it. You support me. If you're not just, you know, blowing smoke up my ass right now. I'm not going to be so surprised because I'm making a commitment to everyone now, but you know, I tell that I know I'm me guys. You're not conforming to what everybody wants you to. Never have, never will, never, never.
Starting point is 00:12:56 No, dude, me. No, I mean, and I don't know that it's going to be monogamous. I don't know what it's going to be, but, you know, and I can't ask to help, but I just I want to be excited about them. That's too much to ask for. And I just I want to be excited about them that's much to ask for and what's it gonna take to get you excited Jesus it's gonna take a lot because also I do feel like the sex with Emily thing now remember at the beginning I was like oh is it weird because you're a sex with Emily but I was it never really identified as that but now it's been I just 10 years almost yeah
Starting point is 00:13:22 we've been doing this and you can't like they googled me like you can't avoid it like it's been I just 10 years almost. Yeah. That's what we've been doing this. And you can't, like, they googled me. Like, you can't avoid it. Like, it's like, do I want to be with that? Like, what would my parents say? If I brought them dinner, like, there's this whole thing that comes with the sex family, or do they just want a date because, like, there's this one guy that I'm super hot for that I'm actually going out with tomorrow night.
Starting point is 00:13:39 But it's professionally, like, we work together professionally. And it wouldn't be right to hook up, but he's so hot. But I also know that there's a little flirty thing and I'm like okay is it just because Of sex it is the interest that are not because I've also had instances where it's happened since I've been in LA And I'm going out with someone and I could just and we end up dating for a while and we had sex and then I wasn't into I just I don't know I think it was just more like they're interested in like is she great or is she horrible? Like I want to know yeah I think it was just more like, they're interested in like, is she great or is she horrible? Like, I wanna know when it just, right? Yeah, she is. Super freak.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Everyone thinks I'm super freak. And I should be super freakier than I am. I mean, you know, I have my moments, but I just think it's weird here in LA. The people are different too. Yeah. Do you think that like the people here, from San Francisco, especially being a woman,
Starting point is 00:14:21 I feel like, not even the men, but the women. Like, there's everyone's in the business, so which is why we moved here. Yeah. But then everyone's in the business. So everyone's woman, I feel like not even the men, but the women. Like there's everyone's in the business, so which is why we moved here. But then everyone's in the business. So everyone's like, there's like competition and people are just more, everyone wants something, or feel like you can advance them in a way, you know.
Starting point is 00:14:35 It's just, Well, I think that LA has the same complex as San Francisco did, where the people that are kind of douchey are the ones that are actually have been born and raised here like the people that move from The small town which is our Kansas. Yeah come here and they want to be Super cool guy or super cool chick and then they're just like they're really douchey because they're re and then they're just like, they're really douchey because they're reinventing themselves. It is head tough, it's too. It's like the hardest business in the world
Starting point is 00:15:10 to be an entertainer. It feels like in San Francisco, they're just like super high brow, those type of people. And here, they're super narcissistic, the ones that are from out of town. But the people that I've met that are born and raised in Los Angeles, super cool.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Super cool. Yeah, that's true. I'm not telling you. But then also, you also hang out with a lot of entertainment people too. I believe it or not, even though I work on a morning show in Los Angeles, I just work on Trestio Radio. I don't like, I'm not hanging out with like actors
Starting point is 00:15:41 and actresses or anything like that. Or anybody considered in like, the inner, the inner, the inner. I do hang out with Dr. Drew and his wife a't hear anything like that. Or anybody considered in like, they entered- I do hang out with Dr. Drew and his wife a lot. Yeah. Well, Dr. Drew's super cool. I don't have to worry about him. I don't have to worry about him.
Starting point is 00:15:50 What? It's serious. Yeah. We went out of the vacation. They have a house in Lincoln Beach. It was really fun. And yeah, they want me to come to Cabo. We're like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:15:58 but it's, I know it sounds weird, but I'm like, they're, like, they're friends. Like, we hang out. It's really cool. They want to throw some, like, no. Until I did it all, but it was fun. No, Drew is super cool. He's really cool.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I got to watch football with him once in Vegas. That was cool. I remember that. It was like recently. I don't know. Yeah. But no, just saying that, I think that's the thing. You just gotta, you know, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I mean, you do love line all the time. So you're around like actors and bands. Yeah, yeah, they come in and they band. Oh, I never know. I always laugh and like, men's text me when he hears who the band is. Cause I never, I'm like, Google, come on another table, like,
Starting point is 00:16:27 who are you band? Cause I don't know. But I'm saying like maybe some of the people you could be around at certain times, not necessarily because he's down earth and cool, could be kind of douchey, you know? That's true, that's true. I hate being around bands.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Yeah, no, which is your job. Yeah, not any more. But there's not any more. Are you still covering bands that you did? And then we gotta get into job? Yeah, not even. But is it not anymore? Are you still covering bands that you did? And then we got to get into it. Yeah, I do. I actually have to go to Las Vegas in like two weeks. I have to go to the Life Is Beautiful music festival.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Oh, yeah. So I'll be there covering that kind of stuff. Okay, that's fun. But you hate it because you hate the Dishy bands. No, no, no. I mean, there's very few bands that I like to talk to personally, but other than they're all stuck up. I like talking to pop stars, but other than that, I'll stuck up. I like talking to pop stars more than that,
Starting point is 00:17:06 because they're actually pretty cool. Let's sort of win you one. The bands are like just too cool or whatever. Yeah, the one-hit wonders are usually the ones that are docious. Right, right, right. I got it. I totally get it.
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Starting point is 00:18:19 Are you tripping? I don't know. Are you? Yeah. Do you want to talk about those? No, it's singing or something. It's stripping me out. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:18:28 So, would you wear condom pants? Oh, I've seen this. It's a scrolled-on condom for the common man. Okay, so this might be the best form of birth control to hit the market yet because nobody will have sex with you if you wear it. The scroll guard is essentially a girdle made of latex that. When paired with a condom reduces skin to skin contact over the entire genital region.
Starting point is 00:18:49 It's a well-meaning product with the big caveat. It's not FDA-approved and isn't officially designed to protect against STDs like herpes. So what's the point? You wear like this big like it's like you're wearing a friggin diaper. It's like a diaper and it's actually like if you're wearing um, I don't know, it's like you're wearing a friggin diaper. It's like a diaper and it's actually like if you're wearing, I don't know, it's just underwear almost. Yeah, not hot, but you're not gonna get laid. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:19:12 It's like you're wearing box of briefs, but it's rubber. Okay, people just wear condoms, okay? No one wears, I feel like no one uses condoms. And everyone, people think like, oh, it doesn't matter anymore, blah, blah, blah. It does matter, you can't get a disease and like you should be wearing condoms. Just have, and people, I think guys, like, blah, blah. It does matter you can't get a disease and like you should be wearing condoms. Just to have people, I think guys,
Starting point is 00:19:27 like, hey, you're in a comfortable, but there are so many great condoms out there that are like, there's so many different kinds of got like, for her pleasure, his pleasure, life styles, all these really cool condoms, like just, we're freaking condoms because you're gonna get a disease. You don't have to wear goddamn diaper.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Also, speaking of contraception, this is sort of a sad story, that there was a potato found going in a woman's vagina after she used it as contraception, this is sort of a sad story, that there was a potato found growing in a woman's vagina after she used it as contraception. Oh, yeah. I see that. Yeah. A Columbia woman complaining of abnormal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed. She used a potato as a form of contraception.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Yeah. The vegetable started to sprout roots and it started to go inside the 22 year old's reproductive organs. The unneighbored woman told her doctor her mother advised her to use potato. This is why we need sex education. Granny was in Columbia, but so lucky for the young woman, she will not suffer any lasting effects. And the spurs are we will do not require any surgery. Oh God, the highlights serious issue concerning the youth of Columbia who are rejecting contraceptive methods like condoms and they do. Do you imagine the potato going to be done?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Like a potato, yeah. I've seen like, I get girls out from the potato that goes to my refrigerator. If I ever have food in my refrigerator and it does that. Okay, people, so just, yeah, condoms, so I'm going to say, or birth control bill, but also if you're with a new partner. And there is a new app out that, like, remember, we always talk about this, that you could actually share your SDD reports with your partner, but that's in that sexy, but really get tested in these columns. It's crazy I you know also other things in sex in the news. So have you heard of the yes means yes
Starting point is 00:20:57 Whole political thing that's going on they came out of the consent. Yeah, so yes means yes, you know So many has to be knowing it right Completely sober even if they're like say yes to having sex with you Right, it's mainly for like colleges. They came out with the consent app where like people know where you know type in their phone numbers and then like Verify their ID and then say yes on each side So do so you have a document before you have sex, right? So we tried this on our morning show. And we were like seven minutes in
Starting point is 00:21:32 and we still couldn't get it to work, right? Oh, really? And so we're like, ah, off board. Seven minutes, first of all, who should we do that? But it's a great idea. There should be, well, there should be consent and you should say yes and you should be sober. I mean, if you're not sober, don't take it, there's all these things. Yeah, be, well, there should be consent. And you should say yes. And you should be sober. And I mean, if you're not sober,
Starting point is 00:21:46 don't take it all these days. But there's so many people that have sex that are not sober. Most people have sex the first time. But I'm just saying, rape, if someone says no. Just because you're kissing someone doesn't mean that they're giving you consent to have sex with the entire area. But it's a good intention.
Starting point is 00:22:03 But who's going to like the sign of contract before we fuck? It's not sexy, but, you know, okay, if it works. Okay, another sex and news survey says half of married women have a backup husband in mind. It's like a backup drive. They have a backup husband in there. Oh, yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:22:16 It's always good to have a plan B, especially when it comes to restaurant reservations, travel arrangements, and babysitters. But what about spouses? A new, not so scientific-scientific survey, these are the best ones that are not so scientific. A thousand married women conducted by the Daily Mail said 50% have a fallback partner.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Should their current marriage take turn for the worse? I think it's more than that. More than 50% yet. The most common backup husbands, according to survey tend to be old friends with romantic intentions, ex-boyfriends, ex-husbands, colleagues, or someone from the gym. Probably their trainer.
Starting point is 00:22:50 In fact, 10% of participants said their backup guide already confessed his love in the past and 20% claimed the dude would drop everything to be her. So I wonder if women are just using this in their minds like I can always escape from this marriage? Yeah, they always have, it's called the glass dildo. They break the glass and get the dildo. And I think it's way more than 50%. Yeah, have a backup. I don't think they do.
Starting point is 00:23:11 You think that they're gonna be able to have their husband there, like, hey, old flame. Yeah, especially a Facebook too. They like, dude, we talked about this. Facebook's like responsible for like, what is it like, two and five divorces or something? No, it's going, it's going to like, they're saying like seven out of 10 now. It's due to Facebook.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Yeah, everyone clear freaking browsers. Get rid of your password. I mean, people are going to be flirting anyway. Yeah. I mean, don't cheat, obviously. It's a emotional cheating is cheating. Like, if you're chatting with someone, but everyone's just like, you don't even have to ask anymore of what you look at their phone, you look at their browser. It's like, I love lying people calling in. They're like, oh, my boyfriend's just pouring because I noticed like the last 50 things he said for it's crazy. People don't know to clear the passwords in the browsers. Yeah. And I'm not saying like Yossel shouldn't like cheat and have these 40 things but I feel like everyone's had these emotional affairs. This local story, this guy got upset
Starting point is 00:24:01 because his friend poked his girlfriend on Facebook. They got in a fight and he accidentally killed the guy because he knocked him out and he fell over. Because he poked and sent the poked, which I didn't even know still exists. That's how like crazy people are getting over Facebook. Yeah, people are going crazy over or even Instagram too. Oh, they like that photo and stuff.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah, exactly. I know and I know a lot of people who meet or now forget all the dating apps are just meeting through like Tinder or not Tinder, but yeah, Instagram. I only like my photo, didn't like my photo. Then I went in and we direct message through Instagram which I don't know how you do that, people do that. I don't need another way to get messages from people.
Starting point is 00:24:40 But yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I guess, I mean, but we're people since I've been doing this. And since I can't remember, the stats have always been that like 50% of married men and women cheat. So it seems like now there's more and more ways to cheat than there were 10 years ago. But I don't know. There's more options, you know, more options. Yeah. Because literally like, even with the adventure text messaging, you know, the booty call used to be like, you literally had to call.
Starting point is 00:25:05 But now you could send a text to 10 people and whoever answers back first. You can sort of, but does it mean that you just, that people are breaking down that merits or any quicker because there's more opportunities to cheat? I wonder. My buddy who was married and was going through a divorce, and he was going through counseling and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:25:23 His whole thing was like, back in the day, people didn't live as long, you know? That's true, too. And he goes like, people would like live into their 50s. And now people are living into their 80s, you know? And then, so he goes, I can't stay with a person for 40 plus years.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Who wants to exactly, I think that's true. I think that it's very outdated and that the people that do stay together, I think are amazing and they really have to work at it. And that's why people don't realize that marriage does take work. I'm not saying the people who stay together 40, 50 years, but everyone goes through their hard periods of marriage too.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Like my mom always says, a lot of her friends have been together like, you know, 50 years. She's like, well, everybody I know, they like had, you know, they, you know, Bob cheated on Jan 30 years ago, but they're still together. They got through it, you know, my mom's voice. But so there's going to be problems.
Starting point is 00:26:17 I haven't, I don't even know if it's that natural. Like, just do anything for 40 years. Yeah, and they'd also like, if, let's say, Bob cheated on Jan, right? Well Jan nowadays is going to go online and talk about your craft about it. And then all the friends are going to be able to chime in. And back then, you know, there was in that that they weren't tracked as much. Right, they weren't even they weren't as many ways to find out and to be caught. That's another thing too. People are getting caught a lot easier with technology.
Starting point is 00:26:47 OK, I'm going to move into the five mistakes that men are making in bed and how to fix them. We've done a lot of talk about how men can kind of improve in the bedroom. And there's certain things that men just don't know. They've never learned. They've never, you know, and I'm just going to try to correct that. And we're also going to do the Sakes Women Make. But the thing is like the
Starting point is 00:27:10 whole vagina region, right? Confusing, like you've always said, it's a Rubik's cube of life. It is. I know. It's very confusing. But the problem is when it comes like a manually stimulating woman, I get it that there's like no rhyme we like a lot of guys actually hurt women like they're sticking their hands in their finger the whole thing and and it's painful. So I've talked about this on the show you have to learn the female anatomy. You should always start slower with them and you don't want to be like you're like digging around and it changed purse with your hands and her near with like nails. Make sure your nails are cut short. It's a vagina not a change purse.
Starting point is 00:27:45 And you know, it's, there's so many men who just don't like, you know, you want to like go slow, you want to ask her what she wants, ask what she needs. Make sure she's lubricated because guys just like stick it in right away and she's not turned on, which is why you might need this flesh loop. And you know that I think there should be a little bit on every night stand in the world. So that is one thing is just to slow it down because the guys just like do the finger thing or they're going down a woman and they go too fast.
Starting point is 00:28:09 So slow that down. That is the mistake is not listening and paying attention that she could be in pain because women have sex wounds from men. Yeah. Putting their fingers into her. Have you heard of women? Have I ever been in a lady? Have you ever rid again going too fast, you know?
Starting point is 00:28:23 Yeah. I thought you'd let so down. I think you're probably even better sex fast, you know? Yeah, I thought you'd answer that. I think you're probably even better sex now and you don't even know it. Yeah, a guy gets erect in like five seconds, right? But, you know, he can't keep it up that long. You're not forever, right? Right. So he's just like trying to get in there as quickly as possible.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Exactly. And, you know, a woman has to be warmed up first, of course, because he can never make it easy. We never make it easy. Ever. But easy ever but you know I know that's hard to for 40 years of your wisdom when you're like really I gotta go down on her for 25 minutes Which I know that you don't you like what is it like eight minutes a pro play eight minutes? Never used to be so easy. How long how long how long how long how long I'm like Forty-half minutes what like what yeah, well, do you know because actually it was funny because I also just read some survey, you know, the actual penetration part on average because they were doing like fat guys versus skinny
Starting point is 00:29:14 guys. And fat guys actually last way longer than skinny guys. Really? I can't believe it. No. Yeah. I did not know that. I wanted to say that. It is science. they did not know that I wanted it is science
Starting point is 00:29:25 I'm sure it's I'm sure it's a very Study it was like way more amount of minutes than a skinny guy does I wonder where that's doing more stuff I don't even know I don't believe this study No, it's I'll get it. It's like part of it or something. That's awesome. Okay. Well listen So that's one thing to learn the female anatomy you can like buy my bulk hot sex You can just ask questions ask ask ask the guys you are the best lovers Just every vagina that you meet that you come across is a new opportunity to learn So if you mess up the last one or didn't work out like you should just they're all different
Starting point is 00:29:55 So you might as well learn how to use this one. So the next thing is guys some guys get too dirty too fast I think it's porn They talk to me too fast. So like hey, let's you know, they want to try things that they see in porn. I think that we want. I'm gonna spank you, I'm gonna pull your hair and all this up. And that could freak it, well, we're not. Now she might be into it eventually, but not like the first time you're together.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Not the second time you're together, even. I mean, it might even be need to be addressed beforehand, like talking dirty or whatever, what she's comfortable with. So again, so done, just start with like, you know, you're my bitch, whatever. Unless you guys have already been like, sexting, which a lot of people do before they even get to know each other, which I have a problem with too.
Starting point is 00:30:30 This whole premature escalation, if you're, yeah, if you're set up on a date with someone and then you start sexting before you meet them and then it's like predetermined that you're already gonna have sex, but just, you know, go, go again with that. Like you don't want to just start off with a dirty talk and start with all that stuff, because it could even though women, a lot of women like that, it could scare them away.
Starting point is 00:30:49 You know what I mean? I feel you. And then, um, I don't, we've talked about it. Well, it's crazy because you say that, because I, I don't know, I've never been on Tinder, but isn't like a lot of the... You would love it if you were single. Isn't a lot of the conversations, get to that point like super quick? This is the problem with it because everyone says it's a hook-up app and and it a lot of people have held up on it and I think that
Starting point is 00:31:12 I think it's almost people are expecting that women are like oh I'm not gonna get that we're not gonna go out unless I participate in this sexting and I don't know maybe women started to I just think like Why would you start a whole relationship which you are essentially starting with someone, a sex being a whole thing before you meet them because it's a freaking waste of time because they could show up in person and there might not be chemistry,
Starting point is 00:31:34 they could be a serial killer, who knows? Tell them not. They could have something that you don't like. So just if you do meet someone online, I would, I always say, like meet them right away as soon as you can. And don't, because then, guess what, if you meet a meet on like them,
Starting point is 00:31:47 you just spent like two weeks texting someone that you're like, good, this is the first time you can be doing so many things. You could like learn French. You know, I always want to learn French. I just think all the things I always tell them, I want to, I do know French, but I'd like to learn about our, okay,
Starting point is 00:31:58 the third mistake, and this is just, you know, the jackhammer, and Anderson thinks, I love that I'm obsessed with it, but I sort of am, because I know that guy still do it. Always a bit of a obsessed with it. Porn is not real life. So when you see that guy like thrusting at 60 miles per hour, it's not because it feels good to hurt necessarily.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Maybe at the end when they're all riled up, maybe she went, but typically you want to go in slow and the thrusting does not feel as good to woman. In fact, the inner two thirds of women's vagina are the most sensitive. So sometimes you should try to slow a thrusting or ask her what she wants. But I'm telling you, even in my recent years of all this talk about the jack hammer, I've still had jack hammer sex, which I'm like, do you not? So you googled me, but just listen to my show.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Oh, they don't have time to listen. They don't listen to it. They don't listen to it. It's like a picture. They do. Exactly. Dude, they took people search search, Emily Nude. There are no nude photos in here, so stop searching. I've never, all these nude photos in the cloud,
Starting point is 00:32:50 how crazy is that? Super crazy. Dude, you have your own library of sex tapes and stuff, but that was before the cloud, right? Before the cloud, definitely. Yeah, but the, Your girlfriend make you throw those away. Throw them away.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Or just hide it, your like, she doesn't know. She wants to. No, I don't have them, an online at all. No, let's go, that's smart. But the thing is also, it's so easy to get fished. That's what happened. People then actually hack into their hard drives. It's every day, I guarantee you me, and everyone listening,
Starting point is 00:33:23 gets a fake email that's supposed to look legit. Yes. And it tricks you into giving you login information, right? So that's exactly what happened with these hacked photos. Really? Like, what kind of, for the ARNTAs, what was they wanting to send money in India or something? No, it's not even that. It will be like some fake email that looks like it's from Apple.
Starting point is 00:33:43 They'll have all the logo information. It'll have, it'll look like the web address that looks like it's from Apple. We'll have all the logo information. It will have it will look like the web address will look like it's from Apple and say, Hey, it will it'll be an email like this. Like, Hey, somebody has tried to break into your to your cloud. Please change your password. And then so when it's asking to change your password, you're putting in your real password. So that's how they get it. Wow, and that's it.
Starting point is 00:34:07 And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:34:13 And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:34:20 And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. It could be their assistance. Yeah, and then so or just like to do even I like who was like super keen on this stuff I can be fooled sometimes and I never if you get an email saying hey, you need to like log in or something like that Always go to the actual website do not go from the email that's so smart That's go to the actual website and then log in do Do not, and don't even have your email open
Starting point is 00:34:45 while you're logging in either, you know? Wow, that's, I didn't know that was why. Okay, that's good, that's very, very smart. That's like the back, we end the show now, that's so too short of a vacation because I feel like we're gonna stop, because I'm kind of scared about, like it's kind of scary that everything that we put online
Starting point is 00:35:00 and that's why I've never taken photos. I'm not even afraid of like credit card hacking and all that kind of stuff anymore because everybody has your information, it's gonna get out there anyway. So you're gonna get hacked. There's nothing all you can do is you a credit block on yourself with all the credit bureaus
Starting point is 00:35:20 and to say, you know, check with me first before you run my credit. That's the only thing that, that's the safest thing that you can do. Okay. Do that people. It's good to know. Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Or, you know, you're gonna see some bill for like 500 sex toys. Right. Exactly, for me. No, I, that's true. Right, no, but you should buy sex toys with your, yeah, no, it is true. I got hacked last year, the bike credit card company called me and they knew it
Starting point is 00:35:43 and they fixed it right away, but still, it's true. It's hacked last year, the bike credit card company called me and they knew it and they fixed it right away, but still, it's true. It's scary. OK, we are on the fifth. I'm kind of, OK, the fourth. OK. Is that a guy tries to knock on your back door without asking first, which happens to so many women
Starting point is 00:36:00 that the guy just sticks it in. And she has a really bad experience, and there's not enough loot when it's painful. And you just don't want to kill the mood. Any quicker than by doing that. Someone will be psyched maybe, but most of them, you want to slowly go into the area with your finger, a little lube and talk about it, but don't just go for it. I think that that's...
Starting point is 00:36:20 No, you guys try that all the time. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. And she's going to shut it down. And if it's something that you're interested in, you know, it guys try that all the time. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. And she's going to shut it down. And if it's something that you're interested in, you're going to have to be addressed beforehand. Yeah, it has to be a discussion.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Right. Because we always hear people all the time that they've had really bad for its experiences and they've run a try. And anal sex can be very pleasurable for a lot of women. And men, by the way, straight men, as you know, we've talked about. But you just want to ask, you want to talk about it,
Starting point is 00:36:44 you don't want to scare her away, even though it's something that you're fantasizing about. And then also the fifth one is that you're not using your time wisely and you've heard me say this a million times, there is an orgasm gap, right? Women take 15 to 20 minutes to orgasm, men take, you know, from one to six, an average like four to six minutes to orgasm.
Starting point is 00:37:02 So there is a gap. You have to double up on the foreplay. I get that foreplay I talk about all the time. It's annoying, but it's not a suggestion. It is a requirement for women. And it's like, you think about like sex is like the previews to a movie, you know, and you're like, and then sex is like the feature presentation, but the previews like we like that. We got to like lead up to it. And we need to warm up and we love, we just, we just need it. And that's why most couples, I think also couples who have been together a long time that there's not a lot of time. I get it. You have kids and you have a life or things happen and you don't have
Starting point is 00:37:35 time. You're really busy and everyone's friggin busy right now, right? We're also busy. Like, I don't have time for that. But I'm not saying that you have to do everything for you to sit there for 20 minutes. I'm saying it can, you know, four plays starts after the last orgasm. Texture that was really hot lot. So you look so beautiful. Last night women need that right? I told you. Your girlfriend is beautiful all the time. No, it's 10 times a day because you just came out of me for saying that.
Starting point is 00:37:57 10 times a day. And it's you compliments us ridiculous. So again, it's four play and women, if you and also if you want to last longer, you can also, like I said, that's longer bed. You can always use the present. What I've talked about, which you, in S of you want to less longer, you can also, like I said, that's longer bed. You can always use Probecent, what I've talked about, which is the Delay Spray, helps you less longer in bed. Okay, those are the tips. I just wanted to do the little briefing,
Starting point is 00:38:13 but we have some emails too. I think you can talk. I think you can talk. We love hearing from the people. Okay, dear what? Go talk to me. Well, I have like a bunch of sex news stuff that I want to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:38:23 All right, so have you heard about Teslas new car they called it the D the Tesla D, right? Yeah, what is it? And it was funny because everybody was tweeing oh Tesla give me the D it was hilarious right like the dick. Yeah, yeah, but anyways, it's a It's a self-driving car also imagine what you can do in a self-driving car I that scares me Why does it scare you? Well, I actually should have one more than anyone because I'm the worst driver. But it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:38:50 There's already a demo. Truly, like, truly self-driving car. So you look over and there'd be nobody in the car? No, you're in the car, but the car is just driving itself. But how does it know? Because you put in the GPS where you're going? Yeah, it's crazy good. I haven't even had right not seen that well because.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah, it just came out yesterday. Okay, good. So explain how, how does it, I mean, you have to be sitting in the seat. They're sitting in the seat, but also, so there's that one, there's more information coming out about it soon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:19 But there's that and then. You think it would drive better than I do? Of course, but think of the possibilities, Emily. You're on your way to Vegas, and you're having sex in the back seat of the car. You just said you have to be sitting in the front seat. No, I'm just saying you're sitting in the car. Okay, so you could be having sex,
Starting point is 00:39:35 partying, wasted, and it's like having a driver all the time. Yeah, it's driving for you. How crazy is that? How does that, I don't believe it. I think it'll break down. There's a couple cars doing that. There's like, there's a couple cars doing that. I've heard of this, but that sounds crazy. The Google self-driving car has been out's like a couple breakdowns. There's a couple cars doing that. There's like, there's like, there's a couple of this.
Starting point is 00:39:45 The Google self-driving car has been out for like a couple of months. Not like Alruro. There must be like accidents and craziness. That's can't be. It's good. Although I trust, I trust like a whole computer system over a human driver. That's, that's yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:39:58 You know? It has cameras all over the place. You know? All that stuff. And then Audi, they're testing some self-driving cars in San Francisco. They're like demo videos are insane. Like, the car, let's say you drive up to, like, let's say the four seasons in downtown San Francisco, because that's how you roll, right?
Starting point is 00:40:17 So you pull up in your Audi, you get out of the car in front of the hotel and then with your iPhone, you hit park and then the car goes and finds parking itself and then parks. Shut up. And then you're like, okay, well, I'm done hooking up with this guy that I hooked up with in the hotel and then you say, come back, you hit the button and then the car comes back and pulls up in the front. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Does it put quarters in the meters and stuff or parks in the four-seat garage? It will, like, give me the garage, yeah. Crazy, right? Crazy, but that's awesome because I hate looking for parking on a hate drive. What, I'm trying to get back to the actual point and story that you can have sex on the weight of Vegas.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Good. How crazy is that, right? That's crazy. So next year, you got to buy the D, the Tesla D. Yeah, I'll buy the D, finally. I should buy the Tesla D. He can just do crazy stuff in there.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I know, you would. I imagine the pornos that you can do. Oh my God, see, I should buy the Tesla Z. You can just do crazy stuff in there. I know, you would. Imagine the porno that you can do. Oh my god, see, you should just shoot one. I should shoot a porno after all this time. I'd be so good at it. But I think that I was thinking yesterday if I had major success and I could do anything, I'm like, I really think, financial success.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I would get a driver first thing. I shouldn't even be driving, you know? You've driven me, right? Yeah, it's insane. You were driving me when I was dating that guy and I crashed his own. He crashes escalate. It was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I didn't really crash it. I just backed up and said, yeah, back to you. Being the biggest douchebag I've I've literally ever dated. So I don't feel bad about that. But it was so long ago, but you were in the car, right? It was scary. Yeah, that is so funny I totally face based on that. Okay, so I would like one of those
Starting point is 00:41:53 Okay, luckily I was there Dude, that is so funny. He was the worst was wait was I was I why was I driving? I don't know I don't know Like the ex-celver and two. It's huge. Super car, stupid guy. Sorry, I love those cars. I love those cars.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Yeah, but it's so big for me. Why was I driving? It was a little garage, whatever. It's OK. So Emily, OK, emails. I'm a 23 year old college girl, and although I like to think I'm fairly educated about my sexual health, I have no idea what to do when it comes to being on top
Starting point is 00:42:24 or talking dirty. I don't have sex often, no boyfriend, or not a fan of hooking up, so I don't get a lot of practice. Is there anything I can do to prepare? Plus, the few times I've done it, I start to feel awkward and it kills the mood, same with 30 talk.
Starting point is 00:42:38 I have no idea what to say, especially on the fly. I have only with one guy, so I'm afraid my inexperience will be obvious to my next partner. Your advice would be tremendously appreciated. Thanks Angie. This dirty talk kind of brings you back to our Miss Advice Show when we had to talk dirty
Starting point is 00:42:54 to each other on the air. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, I don't think that ended up on the air. No, it did, it did. Oh, it did? It was one of the episodes. This is the show we did on Bravo.
Starting point is 00:43:03 It seems like forever ago, two years. Yeah. And yeah, I did have to talk dirty to you. It did it, but it was in the air. Yeah, totally. Okay, so this woman, so talking dirty, it's an art for her. We had to set phones except for her in the show. And it's an art for her. And when it's like, it's really, but it's not that hard.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Like, you really just, in the moment, have to describe like what you're feeling. And start softly, like you don't want to freak him out, or freak her out, and you want to feel it out. Like, explain what you are feeling in the moment, have to describe what you're feeling. And start softly, like you don't want to freak him out or freak her out and you want to feel it out. Like explain what you are feeling in the moment or what you want at the moment. Like I can't wait to fill your hands all over my body. Or I want to fill your hands.
Starting point is 00:43:33 That feels so good. I can't wait to taste you. I mean, it's just like you talk, or you can talk about what's happening. Know what your hands feel so good on my waist, my breath. Yeah. I mean, you start like narrating what is happening in the moment. It would be my way of, and not in a really fast voice that I'm talking, but I want your hands all over my body.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Kiss me here, that feels so good. Don't stop, don't stop. I mean, just little things like that will build up to it. I want you to, you know, right? It's like, it doesn't, but don Like I want you to, you know, right? I think it doesn't, but don't, then you Skype, but it doesn't have to be a whole thing. I think that you're way overthinking this,
Starting point is 00:44:11 and I love that you're asking Angie because you don't have a lot of experience, but I think that she's probably thinking about this because she's not having all the sex, but she's sexting, and it probably makes her uncomfortable, and she's like, what do I say? But I think that you don't have to say anything crazy to the second set of earlier,
Starting point is 00:44:24 the mistakes men make is they take things down a dirty road too fast. So just, it comes after like, just like when you're more comfortable with somebody and it can be more effective, you know, you don't wanna like, again, just describe what you want in the moment. I want you to do this or it just feels so good.
Starting point is 00:44:39 I'm gonna put your penis in my mouth for you might say another word for that. About being on top. So this is interesting. I got interviewed by Cosmo Magazine the other day about women on top position and so many, one of the questions was like, so many women are so insecure about being on top because of their breasts, their stomach, their whole thing,
Starting point is 00:44:56 and they're like on display and they are very insecure about it. And so I was saying ways, first of all, like insecurities and stuff, a steam was one of the biggest killers of women sex drives. So if she doesn't even know how to do it, I would say like you just got to climb on top. A lot of women they want to grind back and forth. If hopefully Angie, you know how to make yourself, you don't have an orgasm.
Starting point is 00:45:17 So you'll know what feels good on your clitoris or your g-spot and you just like can rub back and forth, go a little up and down and you'll just have to see how it feels. There is like no set rhyme or reason where you have to be on top, but just climb on top. And I think I've asked a few of my guy friends and I hope they're honest to me and I hope you are too,
Starting point is 00:45:32 but like have you ever been having sexual women and all of a sudden you like, she climbed on top and you're like, it grossed out, I don't want to be with you. Were she climbed on top? Well like were she was on top of you in the woman on top position? Cause I think women are afraid that like, oh he's gonna see all these things are, I'm so excited about that. You have the sightseller of them that refuse to go on top? Well, like when she was on top of you in the woman on top position, because I think women are afraid that like,
Starting point is 00:45:45 oh, he's gonna see all these things are, I'm so excited about that. You have the sightsever on them that refuse to go on top. Right, a lot of women do. And that's how a lot of women can actually have successful orgasms is by being on top. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:55 A lot of the majority of women can climax that way. But they're insecure about it. And so guys, you can reach your hands up, grab a press, all that stuff. And I wouldn't trip on it. But I would,'t I don't and she's also worried that guys are gonna think that she's not on the side but you guys you're with are worried that they're not experienced either so everybody sees it get out of their goddamn heads when they're having sex and focus on the person that you're with because
Starting point is 00:46:17 even there's no way you're gonna be cut you get a card and like oh I'm great sex like I've got this professional level because everyone is different and so you're young I'm glad that you sucks. I've got this professional level because everyone is different. And so you're young. I'm glad that you're asking these questions, but just like, take it in the moment and see what you do. He's doing what he's doing. He wants to see what you want and know your own body first Angie.
Starting point is 00:46:32 And then when you get on top, you'll know how to move your body to make you feel good. Yeah. So what? What? No, I was just thinking of like, there was any like core stories of women. Do you have a core?
Starting point is 00:46:41 See, I don't know. No. No. Because we don't have much so word. He's going to see me on top. And my boobs jiggling around like my stomach. I gained't know. No. Because this, we don't much so worried. He's gonna see me on top and my boobs jiggling are like my stomach. I gained two pounds and he's gonna break up with me.
Starting point is 00:46:50 And so, you know, just, just, and also, yeah, good. I'm glad you have horror stories. It's fine. It's like women like, yeah. God, yes, yes, yes, dirty talk. Chill the F out. Like, if a guy is having sex with you, he's not gonna be tripping off your body at all. This is the thing he's already with you naked.
Starting point is 00:47:10 He's already made the decision to get naked with you, to be in bed. He's thinking about his penis and is saying, if anything, and he's into you, he's looking at this beautiful creature that he's having sex with. He's not judging you at that moment. They're not judging you at all.
Starting point is 00:47:23 He's happy that he's having sex with you. Right, and he's there with you. So in terms of like, I have candles or something like I hate him. People like to turn the moon, turn the lights off. The whole thing. Don't you think that you want to see or know what's happening in the moment? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:36 I don't know. Either way, I'm a guy. You don't think about that prep. You can also say, I love the way your kiss is taste. I wrote to you. I want to myself I Want to kiss every inch of your body tonight. Wow. I'm just giving some heels. I'm already talk. I'm totally flaccid Dude, I didn't think it would work for you
Starting point is 00:47:55 Do it to me the way you want to Yeah, the best I've ever had so classic. Don't lie dude. Okay. That's all that's all we've said in order today Actually, oh man. We gotta go. I'm gonna do it in the podcast. Yeah, we are. Oh, that's all. That's all we have 10 for today. Actually, man, we gotta go. We're gonna do another podcast soon. Yeah, we are. Oh yeah, totally. We're like fucking. I have so much to talk to you about.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Yeah, we're doing more. It's coming up. Like, sex always gone bad. I gotta tell you a story. Uh oh, okay. We'll do it next. Okay, everyone, listen. Find menace, where do they find you, are your places?
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