Sex With Emily - Best Of: Ejaculation Etiquette
Episode Date: March 18, 2015In this throwback podcast, fresh from the Sex With Emily vault, we’re taking it back to the San Francisco days! Emily is joined by good old Menace to discuss/debate a variety of topics, from robot s...ex to awkward sex toys to the least embarrassing word for the female anatomy, and share some science-proven secrets to hot sex. Together, Emily and Menace tackle some of your emails on sex, dating and ejaculation etiquette. At a listener’s request, Emily breaks down the many sexy erogenous zones that you should use to drive your woman wild, and provides a gentleman’s guide to post-sex clean up. The two also break down some common sex myths. Does size really matter? Is semen nutritious? Is it safe to get busy during that time of the month? Emily has the answers and more in this 2011 Sex With Emily classic! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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But today's show okay today's show I'm here with menace.
Hi, how you doing? Good.
It's going on.
Not a lot.
Oh, there's a lot going on today.
Wow.
I like that.
It's a really big day.
Some of those topics include the perks of having
a wing woman, a Rajina zones, the G-Spot shot, ejaculation etiquette suggestions, breast
play, and how to make sex more than mediocre. Find out also our sex tips today will find
out why size does and does not matter because today we will be debunking sex myths. I'm
going to be giving Manus a quiz later to see a quiz. I like that. Do you like a quiz? Yeah.
True or false? No, true. I'm gonna give you a quiz. True or false? I always want to win.
True. Right. I'm giving you a sex quiz later. Yeah. You're gonna be quiz in all the common
sex myths. To who? Like who's saying? I'm not giving you a preview. Why are you nervous?
No, I'm not getting nervous, but I always want
always want to check your sources.
These are reputable sources.
You know that I've always got my sources down.
I know.
But I'm just saying if you're getting
a from a woman, then it's probably not right.
Oh, yeah, good woman, right?
Then we're just that right.
I love giving you a hard time.
I know you do.
I don't get mad.
I just blow my eyes. So, OK, so it's a really time. I know you do. I don't get mad. I just fall in love.
So, OK, so it's a really big day in San Francisco today.
It's two-packs birthday.
Did you know that?
No, I did not know that.
It would be even 40 today.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh.
That's why it's a big day?
No.
It's a big day because there was a study that came out
sponsored by Trojan, who knows their sex. Okay.
San Francisco, you're so naughty and so open about it.
San Francisco was named the most sexually promiscuous city in America.
Number one, San Francisco.
I feel so proud and I like to feel that we're based in San Francisco
that maybe I've had something to do with it.
Not personally.
Oh my god. No, but we're so naughty. It says that, I've had something to do with it. Not personally. Oh my God.
No, but we're so naughty.
It says that I mean, it's crazy.
These stats and it says Chicago is at the bottom of the list.
What?
So San Francisco, I know.
I'm gasoline my trip.
I know, honey.
In August, it's done.
So it says that, but we don't.
Okay.
According to the report, 90% of San Francisco's San Francisco's both, they know how to satisfy
their partners sexually.
And here are a few more sexy stats from San Francisco.
Response and San Francisco, 48% reported that they like that they use a vibrator.
So in half, almost half the people in the women in San Francisco are men are using vibrators.
Half the people, I mean half the women in San Francisco are not satisfied sexually by a man.
Yeah.
They need a utensil.
No, that's not why I can use vibrators. It's an addition. Are you really going to have this conversation
in me? I'm just saying. Okay, so this is this is this is something that's, I
don't know, San Francisco tops the list for the most number of sexual
partners. We've we've had sex with more people in San Francisco. Oral sex at
18 partners and anal sex at 12 partners. Hors.
Yep, San Francisco 24% is the least likely to believe in absence
before marriage.
And San Francisco is one of two cities most likely to say they
learned about sex from an adult video in the internet.
Anyway, I did.
That's how I learned about sex.
What was a porno?
Really?
I was six years old, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
You saw the porno and you were like, I already knew what was going on,
which was weird to me.
Yeah, that is weird.
Are you sure you knew?
Yeah, I knew.
You knew that it was what?
That the year...
What did you think was happening?
I think that they were, I don't know how it triggered
in my brain, but I knew they were having sex.
Right.
I don't know.
I can't explain it.
But I knew.
When did you start masturbating? Yesterday. I don't know. I can't explain it. Right. But I knew when did you start masturbating?
Yesterday. I don't know. Uh, okay. Yeah. Normal age.
Normal age. James. Okay. Just curious. Because I didn't tell later as you know. So okay. So that's
a big thing about San Francisco. I was just excited. I just found this like five minutes ago. And I
said, you're so naughty and over. I just love that I love San Francisco because we just don't care.
And the city we're running naked down the street has become rather
Whole homies. No surprise that we're the number one per nurse per miscure city. It always
Tristan. There's always naked people like you're like whatever naked person. Don't care. Don't care like there's just random stuff happening all the time
It always trist me out that there would be some events and there's always like naked people right in front of city hall right front of city hall
I know just but I know I. We're good. They're not
supposed to. But we also are doing messed up stuff legislated like the legislation. Like we're
supposed to like we banned Happy Males last year. And I know that's other things that we do.
We're just a quirky crazy city. This is this is amazing. Feel like proud. Like I feel like I've
become like I'm a San Francisco. I'm not from here initially. As you know, but I feel like a San Francisco's kind of this is what's going on.
And crazy what?
There's a lot of a lot of weirdos, right?
Right.
And these weirdos have so much freaking free time versus the people
that are just actually just working all the time just, you know, trying to get by.
Right.
That all the weirdos are at City Hall constantly
like getting these crazy laws passed. I know. I know. It's yeah. So the people that actually like it affects
it's not that just the I made a film about that. I made a film about politics in San Francisco.
If anyone's interested it's called see how they run. And you can rent it on Netflix or download it on iTunes.
And it's a documentary all about San Francisco politics
and how insanely insane we are in liberal.
And a little bit crazy.
This is nuts.
But what was the legislation just last week?
There was something that we were gonna ban.
And it was like,
It was a circumcision.
Circumcision.
Yeah.
And then there was something else.
There was something else like a day later,
circumcision. You can't ban a circumcision.
You can't ban a circumcision. Plastic bags. Pl. That's weird like do you can you imagine if you're watching
Is it like we don't have plastic bags like you cannot get a plastic bag in different. It's so it's weird
I know and then if it's raining and you're walking
You're aft. I'm sorry, right because there's no plastic bags. They rip all the time. Okay, we are the paper bags
Every time I'm coming home from the cuz you know I eat out all the time. Yeah. Oh speaking of that yesterday. So
you really up the show yesterday at you really got me thinking when you said to
me what do I bring to the table in a relationship. Yeah. So that's true wine. Okay. So
you know as everyone know we're doing in daily show and as everyone get that. Okay. So
yesterday, Menace asked me since I don't cook and I've never cooked for a man in
my entire life. He asked what I've never cooked for a man in my entire life,
he asked what I bring to the table beside sex
and a relationship.
And your answer was, I'm fun.
Yeah, I'm fun.
So I asked the guy that I've dated.
Did some studying?
I did.
Yeah, I talked to guys that I've dated.
I like made some full calls, and like, why'd you date me?
Like, I'd never cooked for you, I'd never planned for you.
Did I really make you like, trip out by saying that? No, I like native bookhats. I'm like, why'd you date me? Like I'd never cooked for you. I never planned for you.
Like, true bow by saying no. I just thought it was funny. Um, and so no, I didn't try
bow, but I was like, no, what happened was because I'm supposed to go out with the sky. So you
remember the guy that I was dating a few months ago, who's like, you never called me and you never made plans.
So then this guy that I have been dating was like, oh, well, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, I besides sex and he's like, yes, he answered me
and I wrote it down because I had to write it down.
I'm sorry, remember it.
He said I have exuberant energy,
explosive, exuberant energy.
That's what I bring.
So does people that do cocaine?
Like I,
But I don't do cocaine.
I'm naturally exuberant.
That's what I bring to the table. No, I don't you cocaine I'm naturally exuberant that's what you that's
what I bring to the table no I don't cook or clean or anything like that but
just hire someone to clean eventually energy what does that energy do I'm
trying to explain don't you know but why you like me like why do you like me
why do you like hang out with me some fun I'm fun energy that was an extension on
the fun thing no fun okay here's another story. So what? Well, it was fun.
Nothing.
I didn't do it right.
Why do people think it's like general because I'm awesome.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So here's a thing.
So Ruby.
I can't even say again, telling the story.
I can't forget it.
Skip.
Anyway, it's last night.
Yeah.
Last night I went to. And yet. I anyway today's Next way. Yeah last night I want to
Yeah, yeah, yeah live shows
I
When I saw the green horn at last night and oh
Right it was a press screening right yeah, I want to saw it and I really enjoyed it so people want to go
I what I'm not like a green hornet like fanatic a purist. I'd write nothing about it
I don't know anything about it either so I enjoyed it. It's you know a convoc movie. You can't take it too seriously
Right it was good
So if you are doing something this weekend you want to go see the green hornet. I suggest go see really but it's um Ryan Reynolds and
Embley glively, right? Yeah, and she looks smoking hot in it
Ryan Reynolds as a man, I can say, this guy is so fit
that it makes you feel bad about yourself.
Oh, really? Seriously?
Like, so girls, you would love seeing this guy.
Kids, he has a shirt off.
Oh, see, I heard a review this morning
and someone was reviewing it and they were saying that
It wasn't good and then he wasn't very good in it as a lead as a as a as a main character
You can't listen like because I sit with these critic A holes all the time
Uh-huh, and they try to go in there. Why didn't you take me to this?
I thought you were gonna take me to movie screenings that you get all these tickets see I'm trying to get to my point
Oh, because you're interrupting me hold on so
that you get all these tickets. Oh, see, I'm trying to get to my point, but you're not gonna run to me.
Hold on.
So, but you can't take the credit, critics people seriously, because they think they're
gonna go in there and see the next citizen Cain or something like that, you know, or the
next clockwork orange.
Right, so you have to know that it's like, yeah, just right.
Just go with what type of movie that you like and don't listen to critics.
Okay.
But anyways, I did not invite you
because I've been trying to get,
more engaged and more interactive with people
on my Facebook.
So I've been throwing like basic questions out there, right?
So the other basic question was,
Star Wars or Star Trek.
And everyone was getting into it.
And then here comes Emily Morris on my Facebook
and says, eh, neither.
What?
But neither. I don't want to see
either one of those Star Trek
or Star Wars. So why would you
be bad if I didn't take you to
the Green Lantern? Because I
just want to go to
Star Wars. No, because you're
asked to be talking through the
whole God. I wouldn't talk
again. Yes, you will. I'd be
so scared to go to movie with
you again that I would. I
seriously, I'd be so quiet. I can't guarantee that I would sit still, but I wouldn't I wouldn't talk again. Yes, you really? I'd be so scared to go to movie with you again that I would seriously, I'd be so quiet.
I can't guarantee that I would sit still,
but I wouldn't talk the whole time.
I seriously wanted to murder some lady
that was making noise like across the room.
Yeah, well, okay.
So you know that I won't talk or talk again.
Yeah, but how, okay, let me guess.
You've never seen Star Wars.
No, I've seen Star Wars.
I love Star Wars.
I just was like, who? Neither one at that moment.
Because when I read your Facebook post,
I was like, no, neither.
We're not right now.
Do you know how many people commented?
I know a lot of people.
And then they started talking crap about you
because you're like, oh my god, come on.
I was like, neither done.
That's not what I want.
If I was sitting in your house and you're like,
let's watch a movie and you're like,
would you rather want Star Trek or Star Wars?
Like, neither.
But I know that wasn't the point.
The point was if I had to choose.
And I would choose neither.
That hurts, man.
I'm sorry, baby.
I mean, I'm not like a super hardcore, uh,
nerd.
Why'd you ask?
Why'd you want to know?
Because I knew that would cause a debate.
And I just wanted to see what people thought.
And I was so social media savvy.
Yeah.
And I wanted to see.
And I wanted to see if the star track nerds would come in defend
star wars because obviously star wars is a more popular choice. Right. Right. And check
this out. So getting leading back to sex. You know how many like hot chicks that are
into star wars that just like dress up in like star war outfits like practically naked
all the time on the internet, you can find it everywhere.
No, I didn't know that.
Like people who have like fetishes around,
not fetishes are just turned on by...
That's what I mean, like, literally into it,
and then, but they dress like super sexy,
but they're like, you know, dark Vader and stuff like that.
I didn't know, I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
And there's like so many things.
Is that where you go for your entertainment?
To go check out naked chicks in dark Vader outfits?
Yeah, dark Vader porn? I recognize dark eight her or
something is probably there's like a lot of a lot of hot
chicks are just becoming super like comic book nerds and
stuff like that. That's great. Do you like that? You consider
yourself a nerd, right? Do you or no? Oh, yeah, I guess, but
I'm not like hardcore into the comic book.
No, we need there.
Obviously.
I would have gone to the movie.
I would have I do.
I um, nothing I worked.
You didn't do anything you like.
No, I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think what did I do last night?
So you know you called up every ex boyfriend and say what did I do?
Oh, I called every ex boyfriend and then I had other feedback.
Yeah, I did.
Well, because my ex texted me like,
why do we, he's going through a problem
with this girlfriend now?
So he texted me and he was like,
why are we, why did we break up again?
And oh my God, dude, this guy,
it's, it's either two things.
You all right?
Number one.
This is what he said.
I'm reading you as text.
So goddamn ridiculous.
Like, either you marry this guy or stop talking to him because it's not healthy
Do you want to hear he said he just out of the blue when I needed a little ego boost last night because I was already feeling lame because you told me that I'm not worth dating
We're dating but I'm the same you need to like pick up some skills
He said I miss you for lots of reasons including but not limited to one how chill you are
Two how fun you are, three,
how easy it is to be with you and four, your infinite hotness.
He said, what happened?
Why aren't we together anymore?
I need to get laid.
What time was it?
And then we kind of had phone sex, but I didn't really have phone sex.
He had phone.
I had phone, he had phone sex.
It was late.
I was, it was a newer.
I don't know who's a New Yorker's late.
Anyway, I don't know.
I was, oh my god. It's't know who's in New York is late. Anyway, I don't know. I was oh my god
It's so like I
Was it working?
Exactly. I'm only I miss you in blah blah blah. Yeah
Yeah, and then he's like remember that time and you wanted that fun sex, but I didn't really like I was I was focused on work
Anyway, so lame lame. Okay, let's get into something
Let's get down
So what are you gonna do about that? I'm telling you right now,
if it's not healthy or you're scared of death.
I never talked to him, I never talked.
I mean, we like text, this is don't you have girls
that you can't hang up on?
But do you know what, when you talk to him?
Honey, I'm so not hung up on him.
I do not, oh my god, ew, like if I could tell you
the million reasons why we're not just being together,
we're not just being together.
I just don't talk into the game.
It's funny.
It's funny.
Because I like that he says nice things about me.
What about eventually?
He really likes that.
What about eventually you find a guy that's not into chicks
that cook or clean.
And he wants to be with you, right?
And then you have this guy's going to hit you up.
That'll be done.
No, then I'll be done with him.
I just haven't found anybody.
I just haven't committed to anybody in a long time.
So I still have the people hanging around that I text.
Big deal.
Who doesn't?
Everyone does that.
I'm just saying it's cool.
How many girls are you texting that you sleep with?
Still, look at my phone.
You don't text any girls randomly?
No, it's stupid.
Really? Yeah. I like it. My friends
and I like it. We like to get the time. We women. We like to get that something like a little
maybe field. I was like, Oh, good. He likes me. Still, that's good. All right. I think
we should move on. Go for it. Sex in the news. Well, we already talked about the biggest
news. San Francisco. You're so naughty. Yeah. And then the other news. Can I just
clear it up? Oh, yes, we know is resigned. We're resigned. Yes, we resigned. He did. I can't believe it. It's so funny because my cousin is a reporter in Arizona. And she's like,
I'm so happy that I resigned. So now I don't have to talk about him every again. And I'll report her right exactly
Exactly. I know I know it got to be it got to be too much, but but I can't but yeah
He had to he resigned, but that's not what I was gonna talk about all right. I had other weeners news
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Speaking about Weiner, his wife is way too hot for him.
I told you how hot she was. I told you last week and you're like,
no, someone said no. Not me. She's hot. She's beautiful.
She's classic. She's stunning. Yeah, she's like, but I don't think she's
going to leave them. I think just got married a year ago.
I heard that she wasn't going to leave them.
Not for now at least. Well, I don't know. Now what the hell is he going to do now? Everyone
knows what he looks like. What do you do? Hopefully he has money in the bank. I don't know.
Some, you know, look at Spitzer, though. Elliot Spitzer, when he had his whole sex scandal,
when he was governor, well, no, he wasn't governor, he's Senator, what was he? Spitzer, Elliot Spitzer in New York, whatever he was, Senator.
So he is now hosting a show on CNN, and he had a sex scandal with prostitutes.
Yeah, but he had, like, at least had some, like, charisma and stuff like that.
Not really, Elliot Spitzer, like, I turn on CNN, I'm like, really,
Elliot Spitzer, like, he has a sex scandal and he's sleeping with prostitutes
and paying them out of state money, and now they see an end and make some more reporter,
I don't understand that. We can see an end. There's a million people like a type of politics. and they're just like, I'm just kind of thinking about the way you're doing it. I'm just kind of thinking about the way you're doing it. I'm just kind of thinking about the way you're doing it.
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the way you're doing it.
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the way you're doing it. I'm just kind of thinking about the way you're doing it. I'm just kind of thinking about the way you're doing it. Fox news so they're just like that's the only channel they have at my gym that in the food channel. Guess what I watch
Food no, I could give it crap about the food channel the food channel is so boring if you don't cook And you don't have any tensils or anything pornography for me. Is it the food channel?
Do you really watch the food channel? I mean I know people do I just like get another plan. I want to do my own video
Podcast about doing little cooking shows come Come on. You cook for real?
For real.
How come I don't believe you?
How do you not believe me?
When do you, when do you have time to cook?
I'm not the only person on the planet that cooks.
A lot of people cook.
I know, but I just don't imagine you cooking.
Okay.
What's the secret of hot sex?
Science weighs in.
A new study suggests that the key to hot sex is
Plain old empathy empathy how's that work empathic people being empathic empathic individuals are more responsive to partners needs and thus Initiate a positive positive positive feedback cycle
So researchers in the University that they studied the psychological profiles of over 3,200 men and women.
They looked at self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy, and three sexual measures.
There's this little confusing here.
Organic regularity, enjoyment of receiving and giving oral sex.
So, that's what the study looked at, and they found that the people with empathy who were
more empathic towards each other were having better sex.
But, the thing that was most interesting about the study was, the authors were surprised empathy who were more empathic towards each other were having better sex.
But the thing that was most interesting about the study was the authors were surprised to find men were more likely
than women to enjoy performing oral sex.
And I do not find that to be the case.
Where was the study held?
It was a big study.
I don't know.
It was at, um, from a university.
Some university. Health day. Yeah. No, it's real. It's real. Not
like reading BS. So anyway, in Pathik, so it got me thinking
about guys that I did that usually are, I think that that's
big. Some of a guy who's empathy who can who can relate to
you and respond to you and be there for you emotionally.
Yeah, but they're just doing that because they want to get
like, yeah, that's fine though, but I'm more sexually, they're
showing the people who have a high-impathic barriers are having better sex.
Doesn't matter if it's genuine or not.
I don't care.
Just pretend.
Exactly.
So I thought that was interesting.
And again, that the authors were surprised to find
that men were more likely than women
to enjoy performing oral sex.
I feel like the who are all these women
who are really giving performing oral sex?
They're out there. It's so fun.
So many women hate it.
I don't get it.
But I feel like men don't like it more than women.
That would be my, yeah, I'm surprised too, just like the-
No, I think it's equal.
It's equal playing field, honestly.
I don't know.
I think I taught you what it was.
Remember on the show, like years ago, I taught you how to say it.
Cundelingus.
Cundelingus. Oh, god. When Menus was just a young was. Remember on the show, like years ago, I taught you how to say it. Cundlingus.
Cundlingus.
Oh, god.
When Menace was just a young boy, dating on the go, there's a new, how about we, how about
we's mobile app, it's called.
So it's a new app that allows you to find a date quickly without having to sit at your
computer.
You can post and browse cool dates in your area.
So basically, the scenario is that you're having a drink at your favorite bar and suddenly
find yourself wishing there was someone in that empty bar still next to yours.
Take out your phone and check out other people's who've posted dates in your area, find someone
like you, you can message them and then you can go find them if they're nearby.
So it's like not so different than those other apps, but...
Grindr.
Grindr.
But this is like a date.
They're coming up with dates in the moment that are happening
Yeah, and you could join someone like if you're at your alone drinking tequila by yourself at the bar
I mean, I guess I can work. I don't know that's
That one is all on the women if they want to meet up with guys. No, I think it'll be guys doing it too
I mean it's kind of like an immediate
No, do you think women are gonna really post like hey? I'm just hanging out. I don't know maybe I bet you if I download it right now
It'll be three thousand guys. Maybe I'll be the one woman. Let's see. I'll download it right now
Do it find out. What's it called again?
It's called how about we how about we go to the store like that okay Okay, so future hotel room to facilitate virtual watching.
I had some to kill. I have to admit, now I'm just getting okay.
Future hotel room to facilitate virtual sexist travel lodge.
So you know we've been talking a lot about like the virtual what about you wanted people to be able to have sex during the show.
Yeah, like the USB plug in and then there's some device that has sex with you while you're
listening to them. Right. That's what we're gonna do. But you don't have to use your own hand. Exactly. So
lazy people. But they say the travel add is unveiled. What the hotel room of the future will look like and it
involves virtual love making. Apparently remote virtual love making will be possible by the year 2030
allowing individuals to connect with their partner.
2030, of course.
To connect with their partner, but it doesn't even sound, couples will be able to benefit from the ability to link peripheral nervous systems via active skin electronics together for enhanced lovemaking.
So it's like connecting your nervous systems through the, I don't even know how they were going to do that.
I don't know, it doesn't sound very hot.
They have.
They're just watch porn.
I heard today.
They have someone else.
They have sex robots in Japan now.
That sounds cold.
Cold.
Just kind of cold.
I'm sure there's how a pathic is a robot, not very empathic.
I'll bet.
I'm probably no.
No, no, no, no, they were saying, I'm remembering now that the robot,
the robot will recognize its owner and be able to have a conversation with the owner.
Really? Will it tell me that I look nice today? Yeah. You look nice today. Nice ass.
You program it. Really? Yeah. I don't think it's come to that yet, but it's nice to know that they're options.
And you know what? You probably don't have to make it dinner either.
Perfect. It would be the perfect. You got to charge it. So today just backing up with
Sex Toy Day at Sex Family. You know, my interns have had a very active week. We first went to the
canceled oral sex class. And then, but then they were entertained by my sex school friends. They
told that whole story the other day. But then we got sex toys from Adam and Eve
because Adam and Eve is our sponsor
and we love Adam and Eve.
Everyone go to Adam and Eve.com.
Anyway, they provided us with a bunch of sex toys today.
I was so excited because I came in late to the office
because I had a meeting this morning and I walked in.
And there was a box and I was like, oh, what's that?
And then I was like, oh my God, it's our sex toys.
So we opened the box and everyone gets sex toys
because the interns got to pick out which toys they why are you looking here?
No, obviously.
I'm trying to like visualize what's going on right now.
So it's in my office and we rip open the box because I had them all pick out which sex
toys they want to review because we're going to we're starting a new intern sex toy review
segment on the show.
So they so we got all these sex toys and I'm so excited.
We got rabbits.
They all picked out what they wanted. I had nothing got rabbits. They all picked out what they wanted.
I had nothing to do.
They could pick out whatever they wanted.
So my corrupting them or not, what do you think?
I think it's a good thing.
Just because I took them to an oral sex class
and make them try out sex toys.
And then we're gonna do porn reviews.
But I think it's part of the whole sex
that we experience.
Oh my God.
I don't know how I feel about this,
but I mean, if they're into it then fine.
They're totally into it. I'm so excited.
So what kind of toys are we excited?
What kind of toys did they pick?
You don't have to.
They picked, they picked, um, rabbit.
There's rabbits.
Uh-huh.
Someone picked a rabbit, like a, like a supercharged rabbit.
Right.
And, um, and then a butterfly something, I don't know what that is.
We're going to learn what it is.
What if they're like volunteering and like Kelsey's like, I'll do it this weekend. Like she's ready. Like they're
psyched. They're going to go home and do it. And then there is, I don't know. They said
it's pocket rockets. They sent me this little nubby finger thing. It's a vibrator that
just goes on your finger and it's. It's. Lovey. It's cool. Yeah. I think you had that
before. I have had that. I it's a new one though. If they're all souped up, they sent
us all their new toys. I'm it's it's like can't tell you how exciting that is
like I wanted to write a song about it okay I'm eager to see the reviews I love
getting new sex toys it's like I don't know I mean I guess it's like how other
you will feel about food or something how many sex toys do you think you have
the opened or unopened I'm just together collectively not just how many sex ways do I have not the ones in my trunk
I move them out of my trunk because I got a new car. Yeah
And I'm sure you waited to the last moment. I think it's more interesting to ask me how many I've tried how many I've opened and how many I've
Unopened but I have to the math separately
I
probably have about
30 vibrators that I've tried. Or like that are opened. Yeah. Maybe I tried them once, 40, 30. I'm running out of room. Let's just
say that. They're in boxes like under my bed. But then there's like my go to vibrators.
So I don't really like, I'll use a vibrator. And then I'll I should do the vibrator reviews
for Christ sake. But what's the most awkward vibrator you think you've gotten the most awkward?
Yeah, the most like because some of them are shaped weird
I've I had some that were like
Really some that were like really really really big like yeah too big to like horse size
Yeah, like that didn't even dream.
Do I want this like too big?
Okay, but I don't know if I got anything really odd.
I mean, there's fun stuff like the vibrating panties.
You weren't here on my birthday show when I showed the vibrating panties, right?
Were you here?
No.
Like, I love my vibrating panties.
Like, I need to find another guy to do that with because I did it with this one guy
where I'm sure some guys psyched to use it again.
I won't tell him that I've used it before.
But anyway, the vibrating panties,
you remember this from last year,
but they're so cool, they sell these at Adam and Eve too,
and they have a little vibrator in the crotch,
which doesn't hate that word,
but it's in the crotch and you put it in there,
and then your partner holds the remote control,
and then can turn you on if you're at a part of your something.
So that's kind of fun.
We, that's the movie that we want to go see.
It was in that movie. They did the same thing.
Oh, that's right. Yeah. That you talked through the whole time.
That was not the movie I talked through the whole time.
Where the God that's the movie.
No, you're confusing.
I have a better memory than you do. You have the worst memory ever.
Because I, I, um, I don't know why I have a bad memory.
I have a lot of things in my mind. It's mostly just
a success of thoughts and they kick out all the other stuff
that's not that important. They kick out a lot of emails,
do you? Kick out a lot of things. I think, um, okay.
So what have I already done? Where are we?
Emails. Yes, emails. Let's do emails. And are people
including where they're from and the emails? Yes.
Everyone included from some people do some people don't, but we want you to and we want to know where you're from. emails. Let's do emails. And are people including where the from in the emails? Yes, everyone
included where you're from. Some people do some people don't, but we want you to, and we
want to know where you're from. If you don't want to, you know, say your name, just change
your name. A lot of people change your name. Change your name, and then tell me where you're
from. Yeah, and you, I don't use your name unless you put your name, and I, I've even changed
names for people some time, because I'm like, they didn't tell me to change their name,
but I'm going to change their name, because I make that decision for them. All right.
So dear Emily, I'm finally friends with benefits.
Remember, thank you very much.
Here's a different take on the Wigman concept,
because we just show about Wigman and Wigman the other day.
I dropped into a local club and sat at the bar.
I struck up a conversation with the woman sitting next to me.
She was very funny, and we talked and laughed a lot
for about 45 minutes.
Turns out she was with her boyfriend,
but she barely talked to him all night.
Are you sad?
I think so. I think so. No, it gets better. Listen, they left. We said goodbye. After we talked, I
moved to the other end of the club. On my way back to the bar, three women stopped me and
offered me their phone number. This has never happened to me before, ever. Turns out that
these women were all responding to see me laughing and obviously having such a good time
with the woman I'd been talking to. So maybe having a wing woman who you can laugh with would
be a good variation on the wingman idea. Paul. So he was seen talking to a woman, Paul
the tractor woman, the defound tractor and these other women responded and they were
like, oh my god, he seemed so fun. Life of the party, blah, blah, and handed him a
front of her. That's from Paul. Yeah. I hate that. What do you hate? The part that she
was married and
then you've talking to her? That she's spent most of her night talking to him when she
already had a boyfriend. She's with her husband. She was born. They have nothing else to
talk about. Yeah, that's what you get married. No, no, yeah, I hate that. I hate that.
Stay home if you're gonna, you know, I know, but I think couple of I know they talk for 45 minutes.
Lot of people that would just be
such a bummer to be married.
Someone to be out and not wanting to talk to them.
Like you told you that you always want to talk to each other.
And you always want to have sex with each other too.
I don't know.
No. Okay. Hi, Emily.
I just became a friends of benefits member.
Yeah. Thank you.
Great name, by the way.
And I noticed that when I signed up for the podcast,
that the application form online has shipping info,
is this a sign that you will be selling merchandise
off this website?
If so, I would love to order a t-shirt that says,
I just had sex with Emily and all I got was a t-shirt,
which is what I recommended last week.
I'm pretty sure you'd joke about that on a previous episode,
but I think it's an excellent idea.
Thanks for everything, your show is fantastic,
Tyler from Calgary, Canada.
Yes, I will be selling products on the website.
The website's exploding.
I will be selling my book.
I'll be selling products.
I'll also be selling t-shirts.
I think we should inspect those t-shirts.
And pack of a gin as now.
That's just for you.
Emily's for gin.
Should we have included you in the adamantive.com order?
We should have gotten you a sex toy.
Well, what would I get?
I wouldn't get anything.
No, you might have found something.
Would you have wanted some porn?
Because they sell porn too.
Oh, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Oh, I wanted to.
I feel like left out.
Like you were left out of the whole excitement today.
But you need something.
I would have not been into that at all.
I think it would be good.
I know, but I think it'd be good for you.
Oh, I just want you to. No, don't. You're like a drug dealer. You think it would be good. I know, but I think it'd be good for you. I just want you to.
No, don't, you're like a drug dealer.
You're trying to push sex.
You're trying to push sex toys on me.
And it's just for years.
For years, I've been pushing sex toys on you.
I want to, you know, I want to be like the caveman and not have any
tools at all.
Have you ever been with a woman who uses sex toys?
That uses sex toys.
Have you been with the when she used it?
Like while we were together. No. No. It's an interesting experience. You might like it.
No, I just, you know, I want to go back to the olden times. Right. We put in all my effort to
70% of women can't have orgasms without direct cultural stimulation and they need a vibrator.
Yeah, that's cool. But you know what, I'm gonna do.
Those times are dark.
I'm gonna do.
Those were dark, dark times.
Everything I can to satisfy my lady.
And I don't see why there's anything wrong with that.
But you know what, if you feel there's a problem with that,
then you let everybody know.
Yeah, I think there's a problem with that
because you're probably not doing a great job.
So I ran across your show while searching for more ideas
of what to do with my wife.
I really enjoy them while driving across the country.
And you'll really enjoy your shows
while driving across the country.
I'm a truck driver.
You mentioned a ride in a zone's a lot,
but men are lost when it comes to where women like
to be touch, kissed.
Oh, this is the one yesterday that we didn't get to.
Touch, kiss, lick, nibbled.
We also don't want to ask
because it would mean admitting we don't know.
So here is my contribution to your show. Men, there are 38 documented zones you can go to in order to
please your woman. Learn them and use them. Not all of them work on every woman but you should at
least be aware of them. John from Texas. Thanks John. Thanks John from Texas. Is this a tickle them in
the in the neck with $100 bills. What planet are you on?
Inter thighs behind the knees, the lips,
the neck of the neck ears, buttocks, wrists,
these are all places that women are super sensitive
and that are Roger and Stone's besides their boobs
and...
Wait, in their vagina?
In their vaginas.
Besides their boobs in their vagina.
I don't love saying they were vagina.
In their, what?
Like I know I have a sex show,
but I just don't love saying they were vagina. In all your... Penis I have a sex show, but I just don't love saying the word vagina.
And all your penis.
I have no problem with vagina.
It's like, it's kind of a buzzkill.
And then I heard a cool hip-franced say vulva.
Remember, you're supposed to say vulva instead of a vagina.
That's what in my sex school.
You're so smart.
How do you ever that?
You gotta, you know, use a streetling go.
What do you mean? The common people. What do you ever though? You gotta, you know, use a streetling go. What do you mean?
The common people, like...
What do they say instead of a jino?
Snatch or something?
They don't say snatch.
What do they say?
Which I don't like saying pussy, but they say...
They say pussy, that's what they say. That's hotter.
I mean, that's hotter.
I mean, but I'm not gonna say pussy.
I think it's hot during sex.
That's the same.
During sex talk. Isn't... You like my pussy say pussy. I think it's hot during sex. I think so. During sex. Isn't he like my pussy?
Yeah, I like it.
That's hot.
That is so embarrassing to even say.
Like, what?
Why?
You think you think pussy?
Say it again.
Pussy, I'm like turning red to say
I know.
It's so embarrassing.
Turn the camera on.
Well, you think you've never said like, like,
to a woman and you've never. No, do you like that in your pussy. Yeah. That is so. No, that's a people say. That is not hot.
That is. It is. It can be hot. I'll contraire. Do you like my, do you like my
wiener in your pussy? Yeah. Or your pussy's hot. Your pussy's so hot. And your pussy is so hot.
Yeah, or like your pussy.
Like I'm just like I can't think of the
in the moment, you know, and men say it.
It's sometimes super hot.
Yeah.
Just telling you, I, you've never said that word until now.
You're like literally trying to read.
Yeah, I'm just saying it's just embarrassing to say.
Okay, so what other word are we going to say?
Like, what does an opera have a word or what does the Oprah say?
Like, I'm for JJ, that, no, for JJ, I'm never gonna say that.
No, that's bad. I need a new word for vagina.
I like it. I just don't love it.
I'd like to come up with another word.
There's nothing else that you use.
Nope, vulva. Vulva doesn't roll off the tongue though.
I met this, uh, this is-
Is that weird I was like showing I've been-
Just like one of the-
One of the biggest pervs I know and he like-
I bet he says pussy.
What?
Yeah, he does say pussy, but then he also called it the wound that never heals.
Oh, that sounded-
So, that's not even like-
I don't even know what to say that.
All right. Next email. Okay. That's just I don't know who you hang out with. I like your podcast. Keep with the good work. I was wondering if you've heard of the G spot shot
or already covered it. What are your thoughts on it? Is it legit or is it just a placebo effect?
You can Google the G spotters. Go here, the gshot.com. So I've heard, have you heard of this?
The G spot shot? The G-Spaud shot.
The G-Shot.
The G-Shot.
So basically, it's a non-surgical physician-administrative
administered treatment that can temporarily augment the graph
and graphenberg spot or the G-Spot,
and a sexually active woman with normal sexual functioning.
It has not been approved yet by like the, you know,
and the whoever approved stuff.
And for this kind of thing, by the medical associations,
I'm not really approved yet.
But there are, there were studies, like I read up on it.
And there are women who say that, so basically, basically,
people are having these G-spot parties.
It's like Botox parties, or women getting their face Botox.
But now they're getting their G-spots.
Like, so the physician comes in with a guineetal and
Any shoots you off?
Shoot some in the
The vagina so bad and a doctor can help increase their sense to be during sex through a special injection on the area inside the front wall of the vagina
Notos the method is very controversial
But he said the availability of such procedures
is a boon for many women who are not getting the experience that they desire from sex.
So I mean, if you're a woman who's not, I mean, there are, there were some studies of
some women that wasn't like on the G spots, G shots website, but there was like articles
written about it. Women were like, oh my god, I'm finally having orgasms that way. So I
don't know. I mean, I would be careful it hasn't been approved yet.
Yeah, it's shooting needles in your chest.
It sounds really bad.
So sexy.
And you know, what if they mess up?
And they can make an app for everything,
but they can't make an app to find the G spot.
Like, what kind of, oh, they probably
could do an app like that.
The G spot locator.
Yeah, like it could be like infrared light that you just see the
yeah. You know what I mean? Kind of. Yeah. Okay. Laser guidance. Yeah, like laser guy. Yeah.
I used to just see I have so many million dollar ideas that you just don't even notice
the word. Yeah, we don't speak the same language. Okay, dear Emily, some thoughts on the
ejaculation etiquette conversation
from a man's perspective.
We did a show on ejaculation etiquette the other day.
We're doing good shows, man.
We are.
Whether or not you use a condom,
if the sex was great, your partner is going to be
a little or hopefully very wet.
Afterwards, be a man.
Go to the bathroom and bring back a warm moist washcloth
and slowly and gently bathe her downstairs. Take it slow,
it's a sexy way to come down from some great sex. It will feel soothing to her and she'll
think you're sweet, sex hero. You'll get lots of extra points if you're the first
man who's ever done this for her. Man, to think about buying some good quality, super
soft cotton washcloths just for the benefit of their partners, never regions, that's
from Paul. That is a nice move.
Yeah. Seriously, guys, I've been guys do that. Like they, of course they do. They should do that. That's nice for them to
clean up.
Dude, the other day, the other day, we had the guy with this,
what was it? It was a suction. Like he was using like a plunger on
his woman's vagina. What was that? What was that thing?
Do you remember?
I know.
Remember it was like the vagina sucking thing?
What was that?
I don't know.
The what?
Oh, the clitorial pump.
The clitorial.
Clitorial pump that also engorges the vagina
and I'm just going to say it.
Yeah.
The clitoris, in gorgeous clitoris, with blood,
which is how you're like.
I really enjoyed that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So now there's a clitoris with blood, which is how you really enjoy that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now
there's a G spot shot, whatever,
and he's got an. And yeah, I
think he's enjoying that.
Yeah, I was happy to hear you
and men, it's discussed women's
breasts on the show.
If I had a special gal of my own,
I think I'd kiss, lick, and
suck on her breast for hours.
I'd even rest my hat on them,
and they don't call him pillows for nothing. One four-plate trick I've heard of kiss, lick, and suck on her breast for hours. I'd even rest my hat on them, and they don't call him pillows for nothing.
One four-plate trick I've heard of before, the guy spends ample time
fondling every inch of the gal's breasts except the nipples.
Then when she begs for it, he'll zero in on the nipples.
I look forward to more, as always, XX-O-O Collins.
More laser guidance.
What'd you say?
More laser guidance into the nipples.
Laser guidance to find the nipples. I'm sorry. I had
I had you mumble. Oh
nipples what and
Nipples I don't mind saying the women that can get orgasms by disgain their nipples touch
Right. Hey those women. Yeah, if those women are so I've actually I've several I've few friends you can and it's annoying since we're talking about breasts um you know I've had uh girlfriends that have had their
breasts done and ladies that silicone stuff like it's gonna it's all myths you know
that you know what do you mean oh you're gonna get sick from it and all that kind of stuff
what do you mean it's the more natural feeling feeling when you get a boob job is the silicone versus the saline.
You think, oh, you think the silicone versus the saline feels better?
Yeah, it does.
Okay.
It's more natural.
Okay.
Don't go with the saline.
How many women have you been with with fake boobs?
A lot?
That says a lot about you.
No, they.
No, they're so random that they're really, really, really. No, they, no, they're so random that are really
related. No, really, like, they didn't have, they didn't have them before they dated me.
No, so I have, did you buy them for them? I didn't buy them for them. But I know like one of
the best positive surgeons in, in Northern California, right? So you were like, babe, you should get
those. I never said they should. Just randomly several women you've dated got boob jobs
while you were dating them.
Two, that's a lot.
Yeah, but two is a lot.
Two is a lot.
They just knew that I knew this guy
and they're like, I want to get it done.
So I just introduced them and then then,
did you think that they should get it done?
I didn't personally care either way.
But were you psyched after?
I was like stoked and like started tweeting
and parading around and calling out my friends
and my lady got a boob job, no.
Right.
Did they, did they, did it turn you on more?
Yeah, no, it was the same.
Okay.
I'm not the guy that like my tongue's hanging out when like hot girl walks by.
I like, I really don't give a crap.
You just stare at a press.
I don't even stare at their press.
I thought you do.
By mistake, you can't help it. You look at the
bad boobs. That's not like every single day. Oh, I thought every day you were staring at boobs.
No. Once in a while, some girls cleavage will be showing. And as a guy, it's like so hard
not to look down once. And then your eyes lock down for five more seconds than you should.
And then they notice. Right. And it's a terrible situation.
Got it, men. It's embarrassing. But I think you've got that under control.
Like saying, like saying,
I'm not sure how to approach my girlfriend about this. I love her a lot and think she's great.
But I just think our sex is, eh, I mean, it's sex and I always get off and so does she.
But to me, it just seems that this just isn't this that that it just is what we what we're doing is we're just getting off. It's not fun. It's seriously the same
thing every time and she doesn't really get into anything else unless she can get off
by it. She's on Inspired with Doggy Style, which I like, but she can't get off her so she
says. It's probably because she just bends over and doesn't really stick her butt out
for now. You know what I mean? Yeah. She just doesn't want to use mirrors or cameras
not in front of a window or her couch or chair. Just nothing fun.
It's the same thing every time.
The problem I have is she thinks it's just fine and more importantly can be
sensitive these types of subjects because I've had a lot more partners so to
speak.
Don't tell me communicate or talk to her because I try and she gets upset and
ends up thinking I want to bang someone else.
Thoughts Mike D from Philadelphia.
Well, Mike, it sounds like your girlfriend's a lazy bitch and you should kick her to the curb. Just talk to her. Just kidding. I think that's what I think about the fact that I'm going to be a little bit
different. I think that's
what I think about the thoughts Mike D from
Philadelphia. Well Mike,
it sounds like your girlfriend
is a lazy bitch and you should
kick her to the curb. Just
talk to her just kidding. I
can't say that. Sounds
like there's some anger here.
He sounds angry. That's what
I have to say. Mike, I think
that there are some other
issues going on. Um, and it's
not to sex. First of all, you
have to find out if you're
sexually compatible with your partner, and it just sounds like you've been together. I don't know how long, but you didn't say how long. But you're not sexually compatible.
Like you might just not want,
it sounds like you have the sense
for to try out more things and to be more experimental.
And when you try to talk to about it,
she gets upset.
So I mean, if you really love this woman
and you want to work on it,
then I would, I think that there's just some,
he just sounds really angry with her
about like some other things.
I think that there's other things going on in their relationship.
And a lot of times that can be, and that's, that's, if you are having other issues in
relationship, they can come out during sex, during intercourse, it can be reflected on that.
If a woman's not feeling connected, maybe she's not, I mean, he could be doing things to
her that they've lost their sense of connection somehow.
And it's coming out in their sex life or not coming out in their sex life because it's
dull. Yeah. go shoot some guns.
What do you talk about? Maybe make her hot.
You know, cook for her or something, fix the fix something around the house. That's what women find really hot.
But what do you think about it? Like what do you mean just bad sex? Like I don't know. I mean part of me is like that could be a deal breaker. Honestly, I'm going to say it here, Mike. Yeah. That might be a deal breaker, might be game over.
I mean, if you sex is important to you as it is to like me
and say other people,
Yeah.
Menace, maybe throw them in the gutter and get another.
That's what I say.
You do?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Okay, I think we're going to get into some sex myths right now.
Okay.
I love myths. I'm so excited because it's like actually like one of my favorite topics I think we're gonna get into some sex myths right now. Okay.
I love myths.
I'm so excited because it's like actually like one of my favorite topics because people
get a lot of stuff wrong and met as you are in the hot seat here.
This is where you're gonna quiz me.
Don't, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Don't look at the answers.
I can't wait.
This is gonna be fun.
Okay.
The truth about common sex myths.
Okay.
Size matters.
True, oh, sorry, true or false?
That's false.
True and false.
True and false.
Check question.
The motion in the ocean, bro.
45 out of 50 women say,
girth is most important.
Most women prefer no more than five to six inches.
85% of women are happy with their partners,
penis size, 85%.
So all these guys, you're so worried about their penis.
Did you know this is the number one concern
that men have is their penis?
And 85% are you listening to what I'm saying?
85% of women are fine with their penis.
We do not care.
And it's so rare that we don't like penises.
I'm telling you, it doesn't come up a lot.
Like men think we care.
We don't care.
So shit.
Well, only 55% of men are happy with their member size. See, yeah, 55% of men are happy with their size. And. We don't care. So should. Well, only 55% of men are happy with their member size.
See, yeah, 55% of men are happy with their size.
And 85% don't care.
So it's true ant false.
Here's why girth is more important than size, though.
All right.
Do you want to know?
Yes.
Why are you laughing?
I am just, I, I, I, I, go ahead.
Here's why girth is more important.
The vaginal walls connect, of more of a genital talk.
The vaginal walls connect with each other and more of a genital talk. The vaginal wads connect with each other and
close around whatever is inserted, regardless of size, it can
snug, it can hold snug, run a tampon or can stretch to
deliver a baby. So that's why girth is more important like
for women, do you get that? Okay. So should peenis be eating
cheeseburgers or something? No, it's just nothing you can
do. What?
You could penis pump, but that's a whole nother thing.
Yeah.
No, you can't.
I want to see you at alopeenis pump for it.
I have like 15 of them in my house.
Yeah.
I wasn't even including those.
I'm like, yes, remember they were advertised or last summer?
Oh, yeah.
That was so awesome.
Do you want one?
A penis pump?
Yeah, I'll give it to you for your birthday or something.
A penis pump is like when you can't get hard, right?
No, well, it helped. Here's the truth about penis pumps.
Is that there are exercises that you can do that will really help your penis be healthy
penis like exercises that you do for every other muscle in your body.
Your penis is a muscle and there are exercises that you can do that can help you stay harder,
longer and help you with other kinds of issues.
So, okay, I have a more question.
I don't want to exercise my penis because I don't want it to lose weight
You know you need to say it's all about the girth
That be a bummer, huh? Okay, this is true or false question ready men is men's sex drive peaks before a woman's
Men's sex drive peaks before a woman. Mm-hmm like in life
Like do men's do men get more?
I know it's a straight question.
I'm just going to say men does peak before a woman.
It's true.
Yeah.
Okay, you got to write.
At 18 men get a surge of the sexual hormone testosterone.
Women sexual hormone estrogen doesn't hit till they're mid-20s.
But peaking hormones doesn't mean peak sexual performance. That is true.
18 year old boys are not like the best and bad.
I mean, I remember like sex just was not that great
when you were younger.
Like, you just figured out what to do.
But guys are just thought, I think guys,
I remember like, I remember the experience having sex
when I like in college of guys just being,
I remember having this feeling with this guy
is eating like, he just seemed so psyched to be getting laid when we were having sex and it was like
he was not even he wasn't even like connected to me at all but I just
remember feeling like he just looked really happy like I'm just so psyched to be
getting laid right now like I was so new to him you know okay
Seem okay here next true or false question okay Seaman is nutritional. We always, me, my friends always joke that it is, but do I know that as a fact? I believe not. It's true.
Seaman is full of protein. Dammit. We would always say it was the convince. It really is minerals, zinc and calcium and some
fructose sugars and other nutrients. Dude, why don't we start
bottling it up? It has few calories and is perfectly safe to
swallow if it has no disease germs. Injusting too much
semen can create a pH imbalance in your stomach. We were
joking about that in the office earlier. We're like, how do
you inject like how do you have too much semen like? Is like that if you keep swallowing? I mean, I don't know.
What does it leave you store it up and you put in the refrigerator and make
semen popsicles or something in the freezer? Like, how do you ingest too much
semen? That's pretty gross.
If you don't, I don't like.
It's not too graphic. Not too graphic, but it's, it's kind of gross.
It's about semen. It's about the subject right now.
Okay, go ahead. I'll tell you some like there's a story about this rapper that ends up.
She she's like a female rapper and she ends up giving Philaio to all these guys at a party like a big party like every single guy there.
And she had to go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped because she said it was like almost a
co-cancel. Wow, really? Yeah.
Of semen. And that's why. Wow. So it's true. So it's too much can create. She had a
pH imbalance in her stomach. How can you even consume that much? It is so crazy.
I know. Are you think that after a while you wouldn't, if you're having like, if you're
doing an epic amount of performing an epic amount of World's X. Did you get the deal? Okay, having
said, really, here's some more tune for you. Having sex before a big event or
game can hinder your performance. True or false? Don't you always hear the guys
are like, oh, I can't because I got a big game. No, I don't if you can do it. I'm not sure if you can do it. I'm not sure if you can do it.
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I'm not sure if you can do it. I'm not sure if you can do it. I'm not sure if you can do it. I'm not sure if you can do it. I'm not sure if you can do it. don't have to worry about being tired the next day. Does it make men less able to focus?
This has not been determined yet.
Yeah, because they would always say that
in about baseball players that they won't have sex
before they get to the game.
Right.
I think it's a myth.
We are debunking sex myths here.
It's very important work.
Yeah.
Someone's got to do it.
OK.
You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period.
True or false?
I just a matter. What do you mean? You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period, true or false. I, it doesn't matter.
What do you mean?
You shouldn't?
Yeah. Like, should you, should you or should you not have sex when she's on her period?
I don't know what kind of question that is.
You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period, is that true or false?
You, that you should not. You should not have sex. She has her period.
She's got her period. Should you have sex with her?
Yes or no?
Do I want to have sex with her? No. Should I?
Why don't you want to have sex with her? Okay.
It's false. It's false. Okay, ready? It's a great time to have sex.
Did you know that it's actually a great time to have sex when a woman has her?
Exactly. And for you, there's a decreased risk of pregnancy.
So if you worry about that, like if you're with a partner and it's safe and you're not
using condoms because you guys have been tested, you can, you know, but you can still get pregnant.
Like there's all these myths.
And we're actually getting into the period sex more in a minute.
It can be easier for women to achieve orgasms and big ones because of increased sensitivity
in the vaginal area.
Today's just a record for Johnny Dey. I've said it way too many times. for women to achieve orgasms and big ones because of increased sensitivity in the vaginal area.
Today's just a record for Johnny Day.
I've said it way too many times.
These orgasms can help relieve any cramping she experiences.
So women get really bad cramps and it can help.
So it's all about the woman.
Take one for the team.
But you're one of those guys who's like, no, I'm cool.
No sex for seven days, you're a period.
Does it gross you out?
It does. You're one of those guys.
Cool.
Good to know.
Yeah.
OK.
The mechanic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It grosses me out.
I'm sorry.
Does it?
But what do you put a towel down?
That's cool.
I'm just saying, like, people do it.
I'm just saying, like, people can wait if they want to.
You could wait.
If she really wants to do it, then fine.
The first day you're like, like the first day,
I mean, it gets, you know.
Just because I find it horribly disgusting,
doesn't mean it's really.
Oh, God, Manus, do you really hear it?
Just, just, ugh.
I just want to, like, just want to,
just because it's extremely gross.
What if?
It's not gross, it's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Yes, it's very beautiful.
It is beautiful.
It's like flowers, ever.
So here's the mechanics of Period Sex
can be challenging. So here's some mechanics of period sex can be challenging.
So here's some tips, Menace, you might want to write down for next time.
Oh, hold on.
I'll turn it on my paper.
Women can use soft cups.
These are shaped like a diaphragm, so it sits further up in your vagina over the cervix
to allow for penetration without the mess.
So you could actually have sex without the mess.
Use a condom.
This will prevent blood getting on your penis.
Consider having sex in the tub or the shower.
Place a dark towel under you.
That's what you do.
Just put a towel under you.
Cool.
Limit your positioning.
It's better to stick, it's better to stick to guy in top missionary or a doggy style.
No reverse cowgirls.
Yeah, why some men, I'm telling you some men it's cool.
Like third town with it and some are like not at all and you're one of those guys
So that's what got for you sexness
Amazing and tomorrow we're gonna be going over your tomorrow show is gonna be very interesting too
Tomorrow show is your biggest curiosities about anal sex
All right, do you have any curiosities that you would like do you is there anything specific you'd like us to focus on around that tomorrow?
Maybe
Maybe you won't show up
Maybe
Alternative loops would be a good thing to study alternative loops. Yeah, okay
Because maybe you know people are allergic to some loops are correct. Yes, we talked about that yesterday
I'll turn of loops for the anal area Or it Yes. We talked about that yesterday. I'll turn off the loops for the anal area.
Or just the same release.
Great.
OK.
I'll take that under advisement.
Yeah.
Or how to talk women into.
That's a big point.
That is like one of our biggest, that's
why we have to do an anal sex segment.
Because we've done it.
Not like that we've never talked about anal sex,
because it's a sex show.
But we get a lot of emails like how do I do it?
How do I get my girl to do it?
So I thought we should just ease right into it.
New point intended, okay.
Right, thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily.
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