Sex With Emily - Best Of: Live From the Improv – 10 Years of SWE

Episode Date: December 27, 2017

Today’s throwback podcast is a live recording of Emily’s 10 year anniversary show at the Hollywood Improv. Emily shares how it all began at her kitchen table and reveals, for the first time, the story behind how she got started, her challenges around podcasting back in 2005 to now, and how talking about sex for a living definitely impacts her personal and professional life. Emily also has Menace, Anderson, and Dr. Drew on stage to talk about some of their favorite moments, as well as a live Q&A from the audience. This episode is full of awesome and funny memories from the last decade of sex talk, plus everything that has made Sex With Emily what it is today. Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep the show FREE: Intensity, System JO, Mystery Vibe, SKYN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone! Thank you so much for coming. You guys saw some seriously. I'm overwhelmed. And I'm very proud. So thank you. I know. I tried to memorize that but I was like fuck it because I just knew I'd get overwhelmed. But there's a thing. But I know, I tried to memorize that, I was like, fuck it, because I just knew I'd get overwhelmed. But there's a thing, but I know it, like I know it, I'm like, I don't need a minute.

But here's, I'm just going to tell you this, that I have to be honest, that the longest relationship I've actually ever had is with all of you. True. So thank you so much for having me and helping me celebrate 10 years of sex with Emily. So, a lot of people want to know how I got started with this whole sex with Emily thing, and then like a lot of sex stories, it actually started in politics. So leave it or not.

I actually moved to San Francisco after college in Michigan, and I worked in politics. So leave it or not. I actually moved to San Francisco after college in Michigan and I worked in politics. And I worked on campaigns, I worked at City Hall, and I directed a documentary, let's see how they run, you can buy it on iTunes. And I realized after that though, I shot 157 hours of footage, I directed, I produced, I did it, and I was like, you know what? What I like most about all of this is I really, really like interviewing people. Everything else kind of sucked,

but I love the interview process. And I thought like, what can I do? You know, like that would just, like I could just do that part, because I always been a really inquisitive person. Like when I was a kid, my mom loves surviving. I was kind of an annoying child. And she was like, Emily, I was going to bed to be like,

please, just one more question. Because I was always asking questions. It was like non-stop all day long. She was like, please, just move on, go to bed. And then, after the documentary, I had some freelance jobs. I was producing TV and commercials, but really it was just paying the bills. And I was trying to figure out my next move.

And this was actually 2005, when podcasting was first starting. I mean, I didn't even know what it was. I mean, does anyone know what it is really still? I think like cereal was like a godsend for real and podcasting, like, oh, like cereal podcasting. Totally got it. was like a godsend for real and podcast. Like oh, like cereal podcast? Totally got it. But like 10 years ago, whatever, I didn't know

but what I heard was that I could interview people without a camera, without editing, and without makeup. I was like, I'm so in. Like I'm doing this. It sounds awesome. So I hired this sound by Eddie of Craigslist for like $'m doing this. It sounds awesome. So I hired this sound by Eddie off Craigslist for like $20 an hour and I picked the two topics he was like what are you doing? What? I picked the two topics that personally gave me the most

strife because when you're out of this you got to go with what you know what your thing is and that was sex and relationships. See, since I can remember, I've constantly been examining relationships. Like, what is the point? And what makes them last? How do they work? Is anybody really happy in relationships? Like, really?

Like, who's happy? And does monogamy? Does it really work? Always been curious. And then there's sex, the co-pilot to relationships. And that was another thing. I thought, you know, what makes amazing sex? I mean, I always had friends who were like,

oh, Emily, at the best sex of my life last night. I was like, what do you mean by that? I was like, what, no, what, sushi? Like break it down, like the best sex of your life. And I go, I'm like, like that? I was like, what no, seriously? Like break it down like the best sexer life? And I go, I'm like, like, did you have like 168 orgasms, you know, you swinging from the raptors? Like was his penis double jointed? I mean, tell me because like I don't understand Because I was certain that I had not had the best sex in my life. I just knew it

I was like, I mean, when you know, I'm like, I would know But I don't know for me like maybe like knowing myself, when you know, I'm like, I would know. But I don't know. For me, like, maybe knowing myself, like, you know, the sex is always greener. Like, in other people's bedroom, like, I just, I don't know, like, maybe mine was good, but I really didn't think so. I was like, break this down for me. So, what I do is, you know, I had this guy come over

and I interviewed people for six hours straight. I was like, friends of mine like varied relationships like Mary Gay, straight, single and I just sat there for six hours back to back. This was the first section of the only thing. I was like oh my god and when it ended like I wasn't thirsty, I wasn't tired, I wasn't hungry. I was like this is amazing. This was epic like I because I knew that we all learned from each other and these stories that I heard were great and I just I loved it. I was like, this is it.

Like, I found my thing. Like, I'm gonna do this, you know? And I, I felt like I had finally found the one, you know? Like for me, like, my life's purpose was always trying to find my life's purpose. And the first book I read when I graduated from college was Do What You Love, The Money Will Follow. I knew whenever I read when I graduated from college was, do what you love, the money will follow.

I knew whenever I read that book, I wouldn't recommend it. Because I've been living by that creed ever since. I was like, you know, I've got to find what I love, because the money will have, and they'll be able to make it living. You know, when I also thought, like, I should do something that would change the world too, because that felt important. Now, like, changing the world, and then doing something that I loved. And I was certain that I'd always be working.

Like that was like my thing, because my mom, my mom, we'll get in there later. Now, but she raised me, and she was like, Emily, don't rely on anyone to take care of you. Like, you will be taking care of yourself. So like that book and like taking, I was like, oh, well then if I'm working, like I just should buy what I love. And then, you know, it'll all work out. So I posted my first podcast on,

is this popping? Like, is it good? So I posted my first podcast on iTunes, it was actually actually June 2005 which when it was just starting like right then that moment and I remember sitting there like about to upload it and I was terrified like simultaneously I was afraid like everyone would listen and that no one would listen but people liked it. They started emailing me they're like oh this is

cool like I like your show and I felt like, wow, yeah, I'm doing this. I love what I'm doing. I was so in. I was like, hashtag, like, sex talk. I get to talk about sex for my entire life all day long. I love this. I was so in. Oh, yeah.

I was like, sorry, fuck that up. I was like, hashtag dream job. That's how I'm gonna say. Okay, so six months later, this was the amazing thing. I got a call from the head of CBS Radio in San Francisco and they were starting Free FM, which is an FM talk station. I think it was already in LA at the time. And he was like, I heard your podcast.

It's great. Do you want to come do a live radio show? In San Francisco, I went to Saturday nights and do your show podcast live. And I was like, yeah, sure. I mean, in my mind, I wasn't thinking, yeah, this is going to lead to radio, because I was still doing odd jobs. I was like, working in production, San Francisco, that means like, indie films or commercials or whatever you can do. I was like, wow, radio. Yeah, that sounds cool. Sure. I mean, I never been in a radio station. And I learned really quickly that they don't teach you much in radio at all. I mean, I never been in a radio station. And I learned really quickly that they don't teach you much in radio at all.

I mean, he was like, just come into station. And really, he was like, OK, here's your station. There's the cough button. And I have a good time. I was like, cough button. Like, I don't get it. But like, Matt can tell you who's here tonight. Like I still don't point, get the cough button.

But really, it means that if you press it, and you cough, like if you're going to cough, you press it, or if you sneeze, I guess, too. But that's all I told me. So I'm sitting there in this radio station, and I'm terrified. It's like 60 seconds counting down. And all of a sudden, this was me, like,

the microphone and no one's in the room, met us as the other and when the glass just failing. Who is this check? And I had this flash. It was like literally 60 seconds counting down. I had this flash that my dad was a DJ. And he had died 15 years earlier, and my whole life, I mean, he was truly a lawyer,

but radio was his first passion. And I remembered that when we were kids, he just always would walk around the house, like interviewing us with a microphone, and then we'd all start interviewing fake radio shows in the house. And again, because my whole life, again, he was a lawyer, he went to law school school because he was like there's no money in radio

like I can't do this but he loved it and that's why he kept interviewing us and he walked around like this his name is Joel he's like Joel Morris he was like this is jam and the am and and each is literally all it takes record of his interview and actually this is I have a little clip here of one of our our finer interviews from the more I listen to more and more spamming Michael Ebbel seems an enjoyable you said you had a daughter Emily and here's Emily Hi, glad to be here today a single yes I'm afraid so what I'm gonna do is swimming guys like the couple taking me up tonight I'm free

well I'm gonna interrupt. Well, I'm just gonna talk to you. Hello, my niece's Emily's all here. She know my birthday's new second and my mom was nine. Hi, baby, Emily's a bad guy. Does it nice to know? Michael's a bad guy. Michael's a big, Mike, Emily's a bad guy.

Okay. Michael's a bad guy. Okay, that was just a little family squabble that doesn't happen to often. Here's another one. Talk. That was really my first radio show, apparently. But, so I realized as I had this moment,

because I literally had not thought about it until I ended up in a radio station. I didn't remember. I thought, wow, this is my calling. I owe it to my late father to educate people about oral sex on the air. He would have wanted this. And radio was a blast.

I mean, I loved doing my radio. It was like, oh my god, I mean, it really is. Like, if you, it's so fucking fun. And the thing is, like, now I had guests and I had callers and all that stuff. And I really would just find people just for my day-to-day life that I found interesting. I mean, we're in San Francisco, it's not like Celeb. It was like, oh, you're interesting. So, like, one day my bikini waxer Marilyn was doing the whole, this is like a Brazilians or a big deal and she was like, honey, Emily, I've got my finger on every hot pussy in San Francisco and she did because like she was in Pacific Heights which is like you know nice neighborhoods that would just go and

I'm like yeah she did so I'm like sitting there if you've got my legs rubbing the air and rubbing the hair, I'm like Marilyn there, if you've got my legs right in the air and ribbon the hair, I'm like, Marilyn, why do we have to do this? Like why do we have to rip all the hair? What's the point? She's like, honey, if you want to sell the house, you've got to mow the lawn. I don't know, I heard the bushes coming back,

but I don't know, I was okay. I'm, it was, it was gems like that. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like maybe I heard the bushes coming back, but I don't know. It was gems like that that they kept me going. And I learned from everybody I truly did. And since the show was live, you know, I never, day before, actually was taking collars. And then they started asking me for advice.

Which was interesting because you were like, oh you're the expert. I'm like, I'm not a ruler. Like, well, I've got some, they're like, one more makes you a sex expert. I was like, oh, I've got some hands on experience. And I've got a lot of therapy. And the truth is, people were like, technically, it was more, you know, but they were kind of a lot of things.

And if I didn't know, I didn't know, but if someone's like, I think my boyfriend's cheating on me, and like, I found this receipt from this like a really romantic hotel and he's using a lot of hair gel lately and he never used that before. Yeah, yeah, he's so sure he's probably cheating on you, you know, for sure. But it was really fun. I mean, I just, I mean, I love doing it and I did give advice and I was happy to give

advice. I'm always that person, you know, like helping people, you know, giving advice, doing things and then therapy again. Everyone, you should all therapy. It's fun. So, um, two years into the radio show, I got a call and they wanted to, so an L.A. producer, San Francisco is very different. I know, I'm love line, like Drew and my day was teasing me, like, you have San Francisco's another planet, but like it kinda is. Yes. It was like, oh wow, you want to do a TV pilot? So we shot this TV pilot called Chase the Gemmily.

I was like, that's really cool. They're coming up from LA for five days and they're doing a pilot. That's awesome. We got a little flip from this here. Chase the Gemmily. Chase the Gemmily. Woo!

Woo! Just the alley. My name is Emily Morse and I've taken my show Sex with Emily from a small town in the Midwest to the big city of San Francisco. Did you have a cup of them? Oh my gosh, the wall didn't go around the sofa! Oh my gosh! My whole life friends have always asked me for advice. Now I have an audience of millions and they're all looking to meet for answers. Nothing is taboo.

Tell me what the sex is like. Amazing. If listeners want to know what it takes to be a stripper or the proper way to initiate a three-song. I got girls here, I got guys. I'm having so much fun tonight. I will find out and give them the straight answers. My life is my work and work is my life. And perhaps if I find the answers to your questions about sex and relationships, I'll find the answers to some questions of my own.

I am there's no way to hold it in. No more hiding through what I want to be. It's with me. You want to add it? Okay, so that was cool. I thought my TV show, because I was really low at the club, but that was actually that way. And at this time too, things were really looking up in my personal life. I was doing a lot of things to advance my craft.

I started getting invited to last sex parties. That was fun. Had my first three-sum, like one or two three-sums. I did naked yoga. I also went to one taste in San Francisco. Anyone know about this? It's a lot of slow sex, and they actually rub your clitoris. There's guys that come out and they sound really.

They rub your clitoris for like three times a day for 15-bit of brick of bell, 15 minutes a time. And they separate your, these guys were educated, they're like, there's eight quadrants of the critters. And it was, that feels good. Oh, God, I'll do that. I'll do that.

I was like, I'll say yes to anything. I'll try this. Because I was taking my crap very seriously. I really did want to be the expert. So in 2009, I also started going to sex school. Graduate school for my degree. I thought, I'm going to make this relationship with sex serious now.

I'm just going to solidify this and get a degree. And my podcast was also doing really well at this time. Yeah, I got my degree. How about that? And my numbers were up. And I was quoting like in Cosmo and like New York Times and like wire and things were really good. And most importantly, I was doing what I loved, right?

And we know that that really matters. You have to do what you love. And I had no doubt in my mind at all that the money would just start rolling in, like raining from the sky. So I quit everything else I was doing and I took out a loan and I started podcasting full time in like 2008, 2009,

because that's a really good idea. Still, no one even knows today really what a podcast. But I did that. And because really I felt like I was so close. Like, and my mom's like, you keep saying that with a guy's eyes. Come on. It's close.

It'd be sex cells. Like, what could possibly go wrong? Really? But soon after I found out that chasing Emily, it didn't get picked up. Which I thought was bullshit. Because I'm like, wait. Who shoots a pilot and doesn't pick it up and spends all that money? Like there's been five days shooting like what a waste of money.

It's such a stupid, stupid business, you know? I don't understand, but I realize that like failed pilots don't really pay the bills and neither does a free podcast. And that's when my family started flying in from Michigan for intervention. The real pilots don't really pay the bills and neither does a free podcast. And that's when my family started flying in from Michigan for interventions. I thought it would be a really good idea for me to move back home. And honestly, I couldn't blame them.

Things were not looking very good on paper. And I mean this quite literally because I became obsessed with note-taking around this time. I every single thought that I had or other rather having conversations with people, I was writing it down furiously, and then I would plaster them all to my wall and my tiny apartments, I would see what you walked in and it was like, no, it's an everything that was gonna make everything brilliant and work and funny, and my mom walked in,

it looked like a scene of my beautiful mind. And she just looked at me and she was like, ah, and what's plan B? I was like, morning after Bill? What? She was like, you know, Starbucks has great health benefits. They really do. I was like, I'm working at Starbucks. She said, well, you love shoes.

You could sell shoes at Nordstrom. Yeah. You guys ever have that? Your parents are like, oh, what? You're gonna do? And so without money coming in, truly things begin to unravel. to grab that, your parents are like, ah, what can I do? And so without money coming in, truly things began to unravel. I was still doing the show a week.

I literally, in 10 years, I have never not done a podcast every week. I'm like, I'll do the podcast. There's so many things I haven't done, but I do that. But without money coming in, it wasn't rambling. And I started doing things like, I was cleaning apartments. It's where to go. I don't even I started doing things like I was cleaning apartments It's where to go. I don't even clean my own, but I was cleaning apartment anything for money I was driving friends to the airport before Uber. I was like just give me the 40 bucks You know to tip me like I'll drive you to the airport

I started selling like everything I own I didn't have a time But like I was selling like my I thought people about my hangers in my suitcase. I saw my juicer Oh, I started modeling too. I saw my juicer. Oh, I started modeling too. I worked at 1-100 radiator. I was like, hi, assembly 1-100 radiator may help you. I mean, I was doing everything to avoid working. That's me at the radiator company.

No joke, no fucking joke. No joke. I was like, I'm not working Starbucks. I sold everything in Craigslist. The juicer's the piss me off the most, because it was like a really nice juicer. And I sold it. I was like, 50 bucks, working Starbucks. I sold everything in Craigslist. The juicers that pissed me off the most because it was like a really nice juicer and I sold it over like 50 bucks, fine, I'll take it. But I may never sold my body in Craigslist.

And I'm very proud of that. To this week. So, but then there was like a pivotal moment, okay? Really like there was like this light bulb moment. I was having lunch with a friend David in San Francisco and he was an investment baker and he's one of my friends who's like shaking his head at music Emily. You've been talking about this like loving no money and this thing for so long. Let me ask you a question. What percentage of the time do you spend on the creative part of sex with

Emily? And what percentage of time do you spend on the business? And I'm like, oh, so easy. I'm like, 98% on creative and 2% on business, which was actually a lie because I only probably spent more, I've set one and a half percent like stressing out that I wasn't focusing on business. So, but this was the moment, like this was the moment when it all changed for me because I was like,

yeah, like I'm not focusing on it, you know? And so then I started thinking I gotta figure it out, I gotta meet people and I went to my first sex toy trade show because I was like a word to people who like sex time, yeah. So I went to Las Vegas, I went to my first sex toy trade show. I was like, what word are people who like sex and how? So I went to Las Vegas and I went to this trade show. It's called the International Laundry Show. A lot of sex toys that I'll laundry. And it was the first time that I actually

stuck way too many vibrators to TSA, which I now do all the time. It's kind of fun. And it was also the first time that I had like a semblance of idea of like how I could somehow like do what I love and make this business work. And I Started to like it. Okay, so the thing is I realized when I realized was that

Here I was asking all my listeners To face their fears and make them want to hit it in the bedroom and do all these things, but yet I was not facing my fears at all when it came to business. Speaking of business, I do need to thank my sponsors because they rock. Without them, we would not have food. We would not have drinks tonight and I would not be able to do my show. Okay, so remember chasing Emily, like my one pilot wonder thing?

Some producers, they'd seen it and they're like, oh, do you want to do this other reality show? I'm like, okay, you know, at this time I was like, whatever. I didn't even believe that this anything happens or gets empty. I was like, fine. And it was called Misadvised. It was about three-stickled dating experts. Do we practice what we preach? And this was on Bravo.

It actually was over here. You're listening to Sex with That Meal. My life purpose is to help people have better and more adventurous sex. Has he ever performed oral sex on you before? Not now! Well, you need to have a talk with him back. Love is infinite. We all have the ability to love many people.

Yeah, I get attracted to people and I want to have sex with them. My favorite call is a beauty call. I promise, it'll be the most fun you've ever had. Hey mom. how are you? I had a date last night. Yeah. Yeah, he's bisexual. And he's bisexual. He sleeps with men and now. Why are we talking about what he's up to today like now?

He's Jewish. What's up? Ma'am, don't be so judgmental. Okay, so that happened. That was fun. I don't know if I mentioned this, but I was dating the whole time, because again, I'm always trying to do research and girls got to have a life. And I have, boy friends, I was casually dating, had a few open relationships,

and stuff like that. It was fun. But here's something fun that I learned. Every single guy that I dated was like, oh, no. I don't listen to your podcast. I don't even know what that is. I don't listen to podcasts. Except for that they all did.

And I don't know what part they were listening to, because clearly they were not listening to the sex tip parts. They were just like, oh, so you had two dates at the museum this week on. It's really, and they were all doing their research on it. I'm like, you suck, listen to the sex tip part. They would be together.

But let me just say this, it was not necessarily easy to date me because I was obsessed with my work. I'd be like, yeah, they'd be like, hey, Emily, you want to hang out? I'm like, totally, just bring your laptop over, order a pizza, it'll be fun, you know, because that was really all I did was work. And I didn't realize these are like,

I was gonna become so defined by sex because my first name became sex. It was like, oh, here's sex, sex. Oh, here's a girl with the sex, sex with Emily. And Google was not my friend at all. Because I'm dating this guy and he's like, oh, we're going to meet the parents, like me and the parents, like, and Google, not good.

And he's like, oh, me and your parents, and he's like, oh, by the way, my dad Googled you this morning and it's anal sex month. And that's the first thing that came up on your website. And until this day, one of the top questions I get asked are like, are guys really intimidated to date you? And the thing is, I think, like, no. I'm not sitting there with a bullhorn,

like, to the loft, man, like, this is what you gotta do, you know? I mean, sometimes I take notes like post-coital. Like, is something funny happened or interesting or fun, but no, I'm not like that. But like you probably shouldn't date me if you're not cool that like I have a Sibian sitting in my living room. Like that might not work. I do. What? We didn't name it yet.

We're giving away the Sibian. We've been naming on Dust. I can't tell you the name yet. We haven't picked it. Oh, Sibian, thank you. Oh, okay, Sivian. Well, it's a mountable sex toy. You might have seen it on Howard Stern. And you can ride it, like a women like ride cowgirl position, and it plugs into the wall. It's very, very powerful. There's two motors, and it has attachments, and you can put attachments on it and write it in a way. Oh, hard. Why? I'm not getting on it tonight.

Google it. But I do have a CV. I have a lot of other sex toys in my house, too. It's a good time. So really, so back to misadvised, right? I said that. I was cast as the experts, and that turned out OK. I actually am so proud because I was

one person that was not one. People have been really chosen to look at assholes. I didn't look like an asshole and I was so grateful because the whole thing was called misadvised like a remissed advise. So soon after that I actually decided to move to LA. It's like, why not? I'm going to go to LA. I like protests for so long.

I'm like, why don't you go to LA? Like, I can do everything you can to stay and San Francisco, but it just kind of made sense. But soon after I got to LA, I came love line. And I was like the whole trail. I was like, really? Like, I can get in love line sometimes. That's so fucking cool. I love love line. I always love line. I couldn't believe it. I'm so honored to be a part of it. But I remember it was so funny because meeting with Dr. Drew's

here in my cat the word I think is here at Everund, we're all gonna get and stage it and talk and do fun stuff. But I remember like in 2007 I met Max Krasny who worked at Westwood one, Max. And he was like, and I was only two years in. He was like, I'm like, chill out. He's like, do you know that love line was on the air for like 10 years before, like when five days a week

and like anything happened, like 10 years? Like I can't wait 10 years for anything to happen, you know? But will I be alive in 10 years? Like this really? But it, uh, I worked out. I sat with it. So when I started this podcast 2005 in my living room my goal was to learn more about sex and relationships and to help others because I felt like there was so much suffering on relationships

and sex. In fact I personally had a lot of suffering around relationships and sex. I made all those mistakes. I stayed in mediocre relationships for too long, had a lot of bad sex, wasn't a great communicator. I attended four of my parents' wedding as far as 25 with the divorces. So that explains a lot of it, right? And so my vision really was to save the world

one orgasm at a time. And I'm so glad I persevered because this was my passion and it still is. And believe it or not, people always say to me, like, really, like, don't you run out of things to say, is what else could you think sex you'd be talking about forever? But the truth is, is that every day, there is another woman who is not having an orgasm. And there's another guy who

is quite certain what the clitoris is. If you don't know, it's that button above the vaginal opening. Just like, look for the man in the canoe. I'm so thankful, though, to be the person who came to learn more because there's still so much off to learn. And I look forward to the next 10 years and I just want to thank you all for supporting the show. I love my team, by the way, just only took 10 years. I have the most awesome staff, so thank you, Madison, Lissa, Laurie, and any everyone in turn. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Okay. So technically this is a live podcast, which I've never done. In fact, it's so funny because I, in my mind,

I'm like, do people listen like I see numbers, but you never really see anyone. I love you anyone I love you I love you, thank you for listening Um, so, um, I'm just gonna do what I do best, what I know So, we'll just start this Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex

Eyes that mock our secret institutions Bit-roof eyes they call them in a fight on me. Hey, I'm a man. You got a boyfriend because my man E here He just got his heart broken he thinks you're kind of cute Women know about shrinkage isn't it common? What do you mean like laundry? It's drinks and we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? I'm gonna so so. Being bad feels pretty good. Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. I'm gonna bring up Menace right now. Menace? So I got thrown in to the Tilted Jouk CBS radio and Menace is working the board. And I don't think we really talked about the beginning, but Menace was like a young kid. He was sleeping at the radio station, actually. That he was a car. And I remember, what do you remember? I don't know, it was fun.

But you didn't talk on the show, but you're just fucking pulling your hair out because this was the same time of the genjection nipple slip and all that FCC stuff and I'd be like swearing and I did the show on masturbation and they're like, you can't say masturbation. I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I had to look up euphemisms and manners,

and I was like, what you stop? Yeah, just a quick backstory. A story that I was... Yeah, my first memory was just in shock and fear. Doing the show with Emily, because a quick backstory was, I was doing a morning radio show in San Francisco and I was making a lot of money. I was very young and yeah.

You were? Yeah. Making money? Oh good. Oh, I'm going to get to the point. Sorry. God. I'm going. All right.

So I was making a lot of money and I wasn't saving any of it. I get fired. I end up living in my car and I go to CBS radio and I say is there say, is there anything I can do? And then the program director says, yeah, there's this girl. She has a sex show and it's going to be on the weekends. She's going to need some help. She doesn't have much radio background, which she was lying because she had zero radio background. And I said, yeah, sure, you know what, I'll take whatever. And then

so it's the first night and then she just gets on the air, she's drinking wine. I'm like, what my guess I always got my line deprecated. You're a guess you're drinking half the bottle the whole time. I was kind of drinking, but I'm like, okay, I've never been around this type of environment, but we'll work with it. And then next thing I know, she's dropping blowjob and hand job, and I go, what the hell? Because that's where the shock and furious is like, great. I'm already going to get fired. And I'm like, leave my car.

And I'm like, oh, it's all over for me. And so I get to know her some more and find out again. Yeah, she has no radio background. And then this is like, right, this is like, you know, right after Jan Jackson's Super Bowl, so the FCC is like, honest, like crazy. And so every time she said something bad, we hit the dump button, right?

But she could see me hitting the button. So I go and I hit the button. And on the air, she goes, why'd you do that? I'm going to go, who is this woman? I'm dying here. The older the program director, I'm like, are you sure it's just like the right thing to do? Like, this is very risky.

But then eventually she got it, and the show just got better and better, and we had such great times together until she's just gone. And yeah, such great times together. And so let's just go. And yeah, and then we did that for a couple of years together. And I'm just going off these questions here, because I think. What was the question? OK. I don't know. I can't plan this.

This is the least planned show I've ever done. Oh, don't worry about. The other question is, who's my favorite guest on the show? And I would have to say, my favorite guest is Emily. I love when the show flips it around on Emily. No, okay, you're officially the most annoying person in the room. But, the only thing is my, no, my favorite part is like.

You always mean, I'm not the mean one. No, no, I tell the honest truth. No, I love it when it like flips around on Emily. And we get to know like what's really going on with Emily when she's like being honest and say, oh, you know, you know, I just met this guy and this is how the situation happened or she tells me like some weird sex party she went to and she's like painted in solid gold.

Remember that? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, crazy stuff that I never even heard before and then I mean I I find that the most interesting but I also like when we have guests where it's just like Just normal day-to-day people and we have like a group discussion together. I think yeah people like that It's funny because we do this survey and I was wondering like what do you like?

We're like it was like I just like the banter. I'm like. This is the banter. And she really takes that too. What about, yeah, she would only get that stuff. I just like talking about stuff. I'm like, okay, I'll just say. She's like, are we even talking about sex right now? Like, why are we talking about the Kardashians? Because I got like, what? No, people get mad because you talk about the Kardashians.

I didn't have a TV. The thing is that, okay, I still, okay, I now I have a TV, but I never had a TV, for 20 years and when I did the braver show they were like You have to watch you can't be on our network and not have seen a show. Yeah, they bought me a TV Menace came over and stop. Yeah, I insult the cable No one fucking cares about the Kardashians and then people were like one person emails like you guys talk too much Then I stop we shouldn't talk so much. You can't read less than that.

Oh, no, I don't care. I delete all the emails. But another thing was, what makes you your eyes roll? Like, everything. Like, I think because 90% of the questions that we get are pretty much just how to talk to your partner. And I think it's just, just talk to your partner. What's a big deal, you know?

Like, what the hell? Just tell them that you have been in orgasm in 20 years. Why do you do that? Why? You should probably know that. You share that freely with us, but the person that you're sleeping with, it's very, very hard. But I understand to have a, that's a good question.

Communication is a lubrication. Yeah. That I understand to have a, that's... Communication is lubrication. Yeah, that's... No, it's true, like people we do. A lot of our questions are too, it's like, how do I say this, how do I say this? And like, it's like a ripet abandoned off. But that's how you're gonna have better sex. Yeah, so that's pretty much what makes my eyes roll.

We need to be able to do that though, maybe. That's good. I thought you were gonna say something else. No, no, no, no, that's what I'm eating. No, but I love, I got to move to Los Angeles and now we... I'm so happy to be together. Because I left him and I was like, what the hell do you do, so I met him and we would

try the... Because I was here a year before you, we tried to like patch it in together. Yeah, it was so ghetto, so what we did was, Emily moved to Los Angeles a year before me, like she just said. And what we would do is we would call each other on our iPhones and we're earbuds and talk to each other and then we would hit record other on our iPhones and we're earbuds and talk to each other and then we would hit record at the same time and then she would send me the audio file and then I'll match above like we're in the same room but Emily

didn't know how to work the F and recorder like 90% of the time so we would like we would record like two hours of show and then she would send me the file and I go Emily this file is like two seconds long What the hell is mom? I'm never I yeah, I never want to operate any of the equipment It's still the cop button. I like sneaking. Yeah, the cop button. I've been in radio 18 years I've never used it once. I don't even know what it's for either. So don't worry about that He cough. Yeah, but you know a guy that would probably know that is Anderson Anderson, yeah, I moved LA. I started doing the show and then I met Anderson because

he's not always a guy. He also did the show. Yeah, I do a morning show. The morning show. The morning show. My name is Carva, morning show is called the Woody show. And Anderson, I met on Loveline. And Anderson was like, I'll start doing your show.

Yeah, I do. You guys have never really met? No, I recall. No, I've been re-into it. I remember how it happened. So this me. No, I recall that you've been re-entered. No, I've been re-entered. I never remember how it happened. So this is men at some point. No, I've met, uh, interesting stuff. This is the dude, huh?

Oh, yeah. No, really, he doesn't get it. Like Anderson gets a little jealous. Oh, he does? He's like, what? She's always talking about this other dude. We're trying to do a show and she's like, Hey, that's like that one time with men at some point.

Who the fuck is men at this? I'm not with the men at this. My bad. No, I share what's everybody. Don't worry about it. with the menis. I'm sorry. No, I share with everybody. That's fantastic. So I love tonight. This is great. It's fantastic for a bunch of sexual deviants in the improv.

The world famous Hollywood improv is awesome. This is awesome. And I know we have some questions and stuff, but I got caught up. I don't know about that. I got caught up with you with your monologue, which you killed it by the fantastic brain. I think that's freaking out.

There's this one part that I got hung up on though when you're telling me upstairs and I didn't have a chance to ask and then you send it again on stage. Something about people touching your nether. Oh my god. I was there. What's going on over there? What's going on over there? You weren't there.

I was there. Don't lie. I was there. No, I wasn't in the room when it happened. The guy who, okay, it's called. What is first taste? Okay. It's called one. The guy who okay, it's what first taste okay It's called one taste one taste and it's different to go It's been this woman Nicole day-done started it slow sex as a whole movement

Mm-hmm, and their whole thing is that there's much people live in a house that call them self orgasmic monks It's very noble. Yeah, and they live in this house together men and women and you get paired up Like the women get paired up with one guy a month or something, and they all live together. But they like ring a bell three times a day, and then the guy just like, misogies are a very particular way. So some do, misogies, you're, mm-hmm.

And I met this guy. You met a person. I met a show. I was like, this was awesome. Do you want to come to the show and talk about misogies, Mike? Yeah, and this guy gets on the show and he's like, what was the guy like? A total creeper. So he gets on.

He gets on. Is that any phrase to do this? He's getting paid to touch you. No, no, no, no, no, it's all volunteer. It's from their heart. They're giving back, you know, thank God there's some guys out there who were like, I understand, I want to understand Fima pleasure. This guy comes in danger

What are you trying? What he tries to sell is like I'm here. I just want to help people You know, I really I'm just doing it to help people yeah, totally. Did he have a beard? Did you call him father? No beer he was normal. He? No beard. He was normal. He was actually cute. He was cute. No robes, nothing weird. Is he still doing this?

Is he like a massage in someone's life now? He's my friend, and he's a book, and he's always like, hey, he's smiling face. Is he here? Tung. I don't think he's here. He's like, I miss you and you're a little man in the canoe.

No. All right, Anderson. So you've been doing the show with her for quite a while. But I go one more question, one more question. Okay. Alright, you're, uh, your Jewish Russian landlord. Did he make it tonight? Okay. Because I really want to make that fucker.

Is he here? No! No. No way. I told him I was gonna mention him today, they go, please don't be so, please don't be so nervous. So I thought that they didn't know what I, so I live in behind. Is he here really?

Is that him? Some of them are here, yes. Do you want to come up? So they're finally gonna get it. Like your landlords finally get it. Won't be scared when they walk in your house anymore. I have some instances where I was like, do they know what I do?

Do they know what I do? Do they know what I do? Like I don't know, like yes, the garage is filled with sex toys. And I'm nervous, like I think I can be out of the gun, weird. And then the other day I came home. And they were like, anyway, and she was like, hey, oh, so this guy I'm dating, he's over there, you can wait. And she's like, so Emily um she's like if

we never really talked about what I do I mean we have a little bit but I'm talking to you she's like so like what's it deal like you're dating someone does he meet your standards is it weird for guys to date because like how do you like I think it'd be really hard I'm like so you know if you guys know it's like oh we saw your show it's happening in the improv how do you know how do you know how do you know it's like, oh, we saw your show, it's happening at the improv. I was like, how do you know? How do you know? How do you know? I guess so.

And I'm so happy, they don't get down. I'm like, yes, come to the show. So hello. She's got many stories. And most of you probably heard about it. You guys have my show a lot. They walk like, where was she going?

She's like, what is all this? She's six stories everywhere. What are you doing? He never said that, but I tried to hide them all once I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm me. I'm weird. What about your cleaning lady? Is she here? I didn't add by her. No. But she's found a lot of stuff doing in my house. Yeah. M was banging in her back room bedroom.

While her cleaning lady was cleaning her kitchen and it happened to have a rack for dishes, but M had put her sex toys that she had recently cleaned on the rack. And while she was banging and M had put her sex toys that she had recently cleaned on the rack and while she was banging and it occurred to her, my cleaning lady's out there dealing with my dirty toys. She didn't add touch to that. She's living the life.

She really is. It's a good time. Did she quit? Did you wanna inspire her? Because she's the only one, do you guys have someone else there? Oh, are there secrets coming out now? Is this costing people jobs?

I don't want that. She's not that good of a cleaner. Now, Anderson, you've been around Emily for a while now. Is there any like quirks that you picked up on? Yeah, I see Emily like when we worked together, I see about 40% of the time, the other 60% her heads and her purse. Barry B, what are you looking for in your purse? What's in there? My whole life is and her purse. Barry D. What are you looking for in your purse, but what's in there? My whole life is in my purse.

She's a digger. She digs. I'm always digging. But the thing is I dig on the ground, so I put it on the ground. And then she squats down. It looks like a natural geographic picture. And she's digging for something. God knows what.

I don't know if the answer is. But then she always gets it together. Right before we push the music for the song And I gotta tell you I you know I do a lot of stuff during the week and my favorite 45 minutes to one hour and 15 Usually with you. I love it. It's always a lot of fun So quick it goes by so quick I know my everything is really like that many people I hate it pretty much everybody Yeah, but I know like you like me really now. I hate it, pretty much everybody. Yeah, but it's good. Which I hate, no.

Like, you like me really now. I'm so afraid one day he's just gonna not like me. And you know what, my cat who would have brought up a great point a few months ago. She has all the qualities that you would hate most people, but somehow she's awesome. I don't know what it is, but there's something about her that she like pulls it off.

You know what I mean, man? I totally like it. Like, if you see her on paper, like fuck her. No, I don't want to have anything to do with that woman, but then you meet her and she's like oh my god I love you. No, I heard he said that in the air because I left one night and there was a guest and and I guess he said that She's just she would she is like the most annoyed like there's all these Okay, whatever it was. I don't know what it is but the quirks I had no idea what you're talking about I

don't know But yeah, I might be it's just too much talking I had no idea what you were talking about. I don't know. But, but yeah. Mine would be, it's just too much talking. Just, I do. I know, but Jesus' age cries because it's like, it's 5,000 miles per second. I like to say. When you talk. And then remember when you had that boyfriend that had a role where you couldn't talk after eight o'clock?

Yes, I do. What was that? And I agree with him. He was like, can we just not talk after eight o'clock and I was like, before eight a.m. in the morning, I was like, oh, there's no fucking way. I was like, I can go in. How long did that last word after you said that?

Few months, not a few months. No, not a lot. Because you have to talk constantly. What would we do when it was, Jimmy? It's exhausting at times. Oh, just a lot. Because you have to talk constantly. What would we do? What's Jimmy? It's exhausting at times. Well, just because I get up so early in the morning. I get up.

Hey, Emma. Can we talk to probably the most sound minded person in your life? Yeah. Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. A chair is for you. What is just on the table with your. Thank you for being here. Dr. Dupancy, we do love living here now. That's what it's worth. Are you testing? Sort of.

This one's working. I'm not the tech person. You live. You live. You live. You live. You live so hard. So Anna's explain where that came from.

You live? I don't agree with you live. I think it's degrading to women. And I'd rather not talk about it. Thanks for the story. All right, done. Come some love line. But put it came from.

Boogie Knights. Boogie Knights. Emily, great job. This has been very entertaining. Thank you. Was it good? I told you. It's been good for me.

Yeah, she's been good for me. Was it good for you? Yes, good for me. Susan, good for you? Good for her. But I learned a lot more even tonight. I thought I'd do you well. Yeah, it's more stuff. Monks, like rubbing your clit.

You know, the... No, I didn't know that. But you'd be a prime candidate for a cult. You'd be awesome. In fact, just the fact that you're spending a lot of time in your garage and accumulating materials, 877 Threat, you guys in the landlord. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

The whole garage is sex-wise. I'm just a little scared. I'm my sex toy-harder, don't worry, it's okay. I stop hoarding people. You've been very gracious with providing us with those instruments. I know, see? I always show up with gifts.

Like, go to the house for dinner. I'm like, I didn't bring any food. I'm not a cook, but here's some five brains. Nine dillos. Here's some loot. I'm a good time and find me for dinner. I won't probably bring not gonna cook, but here's some vibrates. Here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some, here's some,

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Woo! Prove it. Because if you don't do your Can I go exercise is you sneeze and then you pee and then you laugh and then you pee and then you can't have a whole thing. But see the device that I'm selling does it taste terrible? Yeah, it might take a bit. It might take a bit. It's of all that. Yeah, it might take care of the intensity. Everyone check it out.

We're giving great shit away tonight too. Yeah, we were for them. I'm afraid we're going to get excited. It does get great shit away, it's true. Yeah, we do give some good stuff away. So this is the best. So you happy with this? I don't know yet.

Since Manus likes turning it around on Emily. No, yeah, I am happy with this. I was very nervous. You saw on me up here, and I'm like, you're not comfortable to me now. And you just, not like you've around on Emily. No, yeah, I am happy with this. I was very nervous. You saw me up here and I'm like, Drew, you're not comfort me now. And you just, that like you've comforted me. I'm like, that in a mean way. You walked up to the green and you were just like,

Drew, I'm so nervous. You're like, give me fine. It's a very forgiving room. What's that mean? What's that mean? Are they really giving so my fuck up, those still laugh? I just wanted a hug. Yeah.

Mike almost stood up here with me for two hours, and they loved it. That's how forgiving it was. Mike, Mike, Mike was like funny. Hi, Clyde, thanks for taking pictures of being awesome. Well, listen, are you happy now? Is this a place in your life when you're really, really happy? Yes.

So elusive. No, you're happy. Yes, I'm happy. I actually am really happy. It seems like you've been getting happier as time goes on. As long as I've known, you've been more and more satisfied more than that. I am. Thank you. Yes. Thank you for noticing. I'm really it seems like you've been getting happier as time goes on as long as I've known you've been really more and more satisfied More I am. Thank you. Yes. Thank you for noticing I'm happy. No, I have no because I think I am I'm a lot more

Content I feel like I am much more comfortable with my place in the world than who I am and I can tell you my rent Are your parents? I mean your mom finally cool with it. She's on the show not so long ago She's finally no more I know more plan B. I mean that just stopped like last year Maybe a year and a half ago. She was like what is your plan B? But she literally stopped and she's happy. Yeah, my mom's happy. She really just yeah, though She's like she's cool. I thought I'm not calling her crying and freaking out. Have you ever introduced sex toys to your mom? Yes When she was on my show

Yes Why when she was on my show, which right I was All her friends listened to it and there she said what she was sitting there like she my stepdad were on the show He was a couple ever they're so okay something to aspire to they're so happy I mean she's just my mom's so chill too. She just doesn't get like where all this comes I can't even blame my mom. What toy did you give her? No, but she heard me die with a Sibian her eyes were like What are you talking about? Cause it was the ad we were reading. And then like the kegels, she's like, what are you doing?

But no. The lungs kegels alone, really. No, they're happy. They loved it. They're like, think I just don't call me crying and panic that you can't pay your rent. Cause my family wasn't like, we're gonna bail you out.

They were like, work at Starbucks. And she's just happy that she's not to hear hear those calls anymore and LA has been awesome and I love working on love line I keep but I get so insecure like at first and like you're like Dr. Drew and you're at love and like what if I suck anything stupid you don't suck I know what says I were so surprising you trained your well radio no no way because it was I was so surprised because I don't think anymore I'm gonna be getting you know what I wanted to say, what you can't appreciate is what menace was under when you first arrived and already went through an overnight upheaval. That nipple.

That nipple slams. That nipple slams. Which I might have tonight. Listen, we might do it again. I tried so hard not to, but. We got memos, I'm sure you got the same one saying, basically you cannot mention anything. I was just going to do that. Basically, you cannot mention anything of a sexual nature,

nothing about anything, about an enemy, nothing you're going to find. You have to be more Catholic than the Pope. We were really told if the Pope can't say it, you can't say it. And the Nipple wasn't even that good. Janet Jackson's Nipple was not worth all the grief. And it really always kicked off the radius. It turned left, right?

Right. And then here we have to do a sex show Well, we were doing the same thing and it was it was dawn so because that's been so amazing being in love line That you guys are like like cat that we're like oh, and then she came on her family. You could come on the face We couldn't say that anything happened on something else It loosened up a little bit over the years and Anderson maybe dropping half of that stuff anyway Who knows? Just don't ask me about it, all right? bit over the years and Anderson maybe dropping half of that stuff anyway who knows just don't ask me about it alright but I'm so glad you're happy I'm so glad you had this and I'm so glad that so many people here supporting you I'm not

surprised that people like the podcasting is really different than it's really kind of just hanging out with someone and that people like to hang out with you I understand that and I get I like to hang out with you these people like to hang out with you. I understand that and I get, I like to hang out with you. These people like to hang out with you. That's why I knew this room would be fine for you. I think it would all go well. Right? No, this is going well.

I feel good. I haven't been involved in it the night. Yeah. Oh, we have Q-days. We're going to answer your question, too. Yeah, go. I have a question for the audience for a week. How many of you have thought of Emily

while having sex at one time or another because of the advice that she's given you. I run out of blood. Be honest. Oh, I see some hands. We agree, Emily. Ross has. Ross has.

Little poppin. He raised his hand. I was checking. But can I say something about Emily on on Loveline was it was crazy because we didn't see each other for a really long time and I was still living in San Francisco and I drove down to LA and I got to sit in during Love Live and I would sit in and I would hear her on the show and I was like, damn, she's really good. Like what the hell is going on here?

I was so surprised because- You never told me that about anything you might have heard about me. Because everyone kisses your ass and I'm not going to be one of those people. Nobody kisses my ass, but OK, what happened? It was so good, and I was so impressed. And when I see you on TV, you nail it all the time. And it's so good, because when I first worked with you, it's just all over the place, scatterbrained.

I'm on what is this? But you're doing great here in Los Angeles, and I'm so proud of you. Thank you. I love you all. You're so awesome. So is your audience have questions? Is that what you're going to do?

I thought this might be a good time. Anyone has any questions? Sacks, related questions for me? Question for us? Anything? Don't be afraid. If not, we've got other things we can do. Don't get any questions.

Yeah, Emily can talk. Yeah. Anybody, seriously? This't be afraid. If not, we've got other things we can do. Don't get wrong. Yeah, Emily can talk. Yeah. Anybody seriously? This is the time. Oh, yes. Make a comment. Yes. Lily's an old friend of mine. I don't think that Emily said has said. I don't think that I was going to be the company. How many people over the years have said what you're doing is going to get an idea. You need to do it differently and you just have pushed back so hard. You saw me there cleaning the houses and doing the things. It was a different step, right? Yeah, and I think that I've always learned that from you.

Like, if people say it's not a good idea, and you feel like it is, I just grow it. Yeah? I remember when we were doing, we left free FM and went to another radio station called Alice, 973. It's a like a soccer mom type station. And they're like, yeah, we really want the show. But can you just change the name? We can't sell this show because it has the word sex in it.

And then Emily said, she put her foot down. She's like, I'm not changing the name. I'm not changing the name. And'm not changing the name and they were like They were like we were gonna make you some money, you know if we can just change that name and she said no And they still ended up putting the show on I still get that though like yeah, that's true Yeah, even like my age using I love it sex. I mean it's really so good, but I'm so sorry. We got to change the name I'm like people wrote questions. Yeah gotta change the name. People wrote questions. Can't change the name.

People wrote questions. I got it. I like it. I love it. Okay. I love it. There's Dr. Drew right there. No.

How many times do you need to have sex to develop feelings? Ooh. One of your girls, right? That person... How many times with the same person? Oh, right. The same person. But that goes at that.

Both of you and your quips there, pull out something, you know, sort of pull a curtain back on a truth, right? Which is the biology of sexuality creates bonding. You know, the ex-oxytocin release, and there's a sort of bonding experience. And under the influence of testosterone, the oxytocin doesn't work, and it's enhanced at the influence of estrogen,

so women get that experience more vividly, though men will also get obsessed. And particularly these days, we've been seeing those weird obsessions that men get, you know, when they start developing a relationship with somebody. Right, right, exactly. They're talking about this about, but this is weird times in the line that people, you felt that men were not getting obsessed before, or you think they're just getting more verbal.

It's getting weirder, yeah, it's getting worse. Can you explain this for now, because that's like a little... How many times that's like before you get a feeling, it can be one time for anybody. That's the thing, can be a hundred times and not get feelings right and it's it be the biology of males a female Skew it a little towards women more likely to have feelings even when they don't want to it's not the right guy So we've recently noticed that with all the advent of pornography Young males are particularly spending a lot of time with that and developing porn addictions even and they're not having Relationships when you ask them what's going on? They kind of go yeah girls are kind of tough are particularly spending a lot of time with that and developing porn addictions even. And they're not having relationships.

When you ask them what's going on, they kind of go, yeah, girls are kind of tough, you know, kind of difficult. But they get the porn, they're fine. And then they have a relationship when they're like 21 or 22. And of course, you know, relationships come and go at that age. When it doesn't work out, the girl goes, no, no, no, no, I'm not into this. We can be friends. He puts money down.

He gets obsessed. Because he's decided this is the girl,. We can be friends. He puts money down. He gets obsessed. Because he's decided this is the girl. So we'll be friends. They call us 18 months later, go, look, hey, she said be friends. And I've been a friend 18 months. And now it's time. Now it's time. Let's go.

Let's go. What do we need to do? I've passed that level. It's time to go to the next level. Like a video game almost. I can't. Yeah. How many times we've gotten that call in the last three months?

It's getting kind of creepy it's getting weird yeah almost daily now your your glitzies are call screeners you're over and over again isn't it but it really came recently didn't it like last four months or so it just became here it is okay this is something that we do I'll give this a minute but I was did want to talk about how sex and relationships has changed, like since, like, but you've been doing love life for 30 years, I've been doing it for 10 years,

and it's really interesting to think about 10 years ago, like, I had a MySpace page, like, that was it, and a website, and there was flip phones, so there wasn't all the textings up, like if a guy texted me on some flip phone with a T9 or whatever it was, you'd be like, I wouldn't go out with a guy texting me at all. You needed to pick up the phone and call. There was no texting.

I make a, I film sex. I think it was better than that. And so things like that, like just how it's changed. Like there's a lot of porn. Yeah. People were not watching porn. Well, social media, everyone's having relationships before they even hang out with each other No, like you know everything about that person before you even have a date with them

Yeah, that's why my rules if you're dating somebody like How would they even call it a love line around the show? They're like I'm really like we don't even look like I'm really in love with the sky like things are going well like I'm communicating like I just feel like he's awesome And like I'm 10 minutes But we haven't met yet. Yeah, yeah, you haven't met. It's been three months But like we know each other we're so connected Don't let this go on if you who is who's dates online? Anybody come on liar. No, these are all sex with Emily listeners. They're all on Tinder

You're all sex with Emily listeners. They're all on Tinder. I I'm one tinder day. I didn't live in the same station She doesn't let me talk to the Tinder guys on our on our tinder Well, I don't know you don't really ship now, but it's like I don't want to bust around This was a long time ago and I would I would mess with the guys and she got ready upset I was like this guy's a total creep. You don't even want to talk to him anyways. I did, I don't remember this. I feel bad. But the thing is, it's not the four-time-a-day

clitoris guy. Yeah. None. That's what I think we're listening to. There's a lot of things going on. Oh. It was like, these are, this is what we have to grow. I learned on the job.

Shame. I learned on the job. Shame. I learned more about job Shame on the job No, the way that she described the the compound where she did this is It's very Dark rooms and stuff like that it was so weird Yeah, it was like nice fluffy pillows and daylight they put pillows under your back Yeah, and these are special cream where they massage your clothes

We had a pat down the guy before he came into the radio station right you had good instincts. What's the other question there? Okay For those who travel or in my case get deployed what are some rock solid long-distance Relationship tips your favorite Taylor Jamal is Jamal here you must Your favorite Taylor Jamal. Is Jamal here? You must be a rough question. Jamal, no way. Wait, Jamal. Jamal, you bit, wait.

I love you. I love you. You've been, we've been writing for me for like, I wrote a sentence. Oh, Jamal. Oh, Jamal. Oh, Jamal. Do you look Jamal?

Oh, Jamal. Come here, Jamal. Do Jamal. Come here, Jamal. I can't believe you're here. You are like my longest slime time list. I love him. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh Did I dress the part? You're looking fresh man Can I sit down? Is this the guy that wanted to buy you a car? I wish not that guy You don't want to buy your car I mean in your heart, but I mean that's a lot

Jamal like it's this is the other thing if I did that thing you I don't get to meet my listeners very much at all So if you're all gonna party after two there's drinks just so you know I'm not playing anywhere but Jamal Hi, how you doing? Oh my god, okay, so what's going on? You gotta tell him how long you been writing the show How long did you know that thing? I started listening to you I think you actually you were the second podcast I was subscribed to in 06 Oh

What was the first? Say what was the first? I can't believe this is not the first? What was the first? What was the first? It doesn't matter. It's not the first. It doesn't compare to sex with Emily. It doesn't matter. It was crazy because when podcasting first started coming on to iTunes, Emily was like featured.

It wasn't really any podcast out there. So when you would go to iTunes you would see Emily's face and I think that's why CBS picked you up right away Sex too, yeah, how do you hear about it? It's like Google sex, but yeah Do you remember any of the emails that you you would send to the show? So if you want to share I love one of the ones I'd sent was when I was in Baghdad from 2009 to 2010. I was keeping current with the show in Baghdad. It was weird though.

When I first got there, I was in camp victory and no shit. At least four or five days out of the week, you'd hear mortars falling. And it became normal. And every now and then, I was just like, ah, couldn't sleep. Did a new podcast come out? Yes.

And they tried to give us internet. And they tried to make things possible, but it was crazy slow. It took the better part of a day to download the podcast. It was ridiculous, but I mean, I was on watch for 12 hours a day sometimes, so what am I going to do? So I started going to watch it, come back, hopefully, be done.

I'd listen, and then nothing except for old podcasts, or really listen to the new one. So I got a whole lot of things caught up. It did help them. It did help a whole lot. One thing that I tried to get a lot of my friends who were about my age at time I was a lot younger and 33 now. Guys get told, you know, what to do. They don't ever really get told to gauge feedback and gauge reaction. I never got that until I was listening to the second memory.

And that's in the relationship because your friends are like, oh just do this, she'll like it. Everyone is so right. should be, try this, see what happens. Not do this because she'll like it. Because you're hearing that from someone who's your age, who's about as clueless as you are. So, and in the sex too, it's like, do this, it'll feel good to you. And Emily and Menace, it was like, try this gaits the reaction.

And that's it. How's it going for you? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. going that well like us. OK, ma'am. So numbers, again. Do you want to answer your question? Yeah, please. Rock solid long distance relationship tips, you've had this in the list over 10 years. OK, what are you in a relationship long distance? No.

Are you trying to? Are you trying to? You just wanted to ask a question, then. One man. But Rock solid long distance relationship is that you have to communicate. Because when you guys are separated from each other, you have to find a way to bridge that intimacy,

like to keep it going because obviously you're not going to be having sex. But luckily, you have to make up the time to talk, like even if it's the ones a week, twice a week, you have to connect. But now there's so many ways to do it with Skype, FaceTime. I mean, you could even have sex now. I mean, you could get the remote control, like vibrators that we vibe, whatever you can. Remember when we talked about that? It was... Yeah.

Remember when we talked about that about 10 years ago, we're like, people are going to be having sex through the internet. Like, one person's going to be having sex with one device, and the other person is, you know, going to be sitting on the other one. Yeah. Now we're here. It's crazy. Yeah, the key rule Like, one person's gonna be having sex with one device and the other person is, you know, gonna be sitting on the other one. Now we're here, it's crazy. Yeah, the key rule by like flashlight,

they make these things, we actually can do it. Yeah. But yeah, you know, my advice is that you have to make time for, and also if you're a long-distance relationship, make sure that there's some kind of end to it. You don't want long-distance relationships to be like, I don't know, we're just gonna keep doing this and then 10 years go by.

Like, make sure that you are like, eventually gonna live in the same place I was just like, I don't know what's gonna keep doing this and then 10 years go by. Like make sure that you are eventually gonna live in the same place and that you make time to, I said, actually talk and connect sexually, even if you can't be in the same place. And when you are together, you turn off your cell phones and you are connecting at those moments you are together and you're having great sex every time too.

Yeah. Yeah. Completely unrelated question. I'm related. I'm the only person sweating up. Yeah. God unrelated question. I'm really. I'm the only person sweating up. I barely have clothes on so I don't know. Should I take this on? Thank you so much. What about you guys section on the t-shirt? Do you guys know where something is t-shirt is out that I'm off? It says I had sex with Emily and all I got was a t-shirt. On the

transcript part? I've been talking about it for 10 years and we're just gonna I'm gonna give you one Yeah, Jamal. Thank you Jamal We're selling on the bike later. Oh my dog. Yeah, we sure she uh she's sleeping right on sleeping my dog Chiro Oh, Chiro Emily used to have a dog and I told her not to have one what happened to it? No, it's a really good place She sees the dog all the time

I was like what the hell are you doing with it? It was a bad I was like doing my advice and the money is here to my partner. I can pay the rent and I got a jack Russell puppy Yeah, and I love her so far, I mean I never forgave it. Ever. I know, she's cute dog. But I'm ready to get another one. I want Stanley Stanley and I like, ah. You were going to bring Stanley.

He's like, I know you're nervous. I bring Stanley. You're the only one. I was told not to bring the dog because this is a restaurant. Kind of. With food and you shan. But thanks again to Ma. So much. Well you're off. It's a nice to beeds. But thanks again to Mom, so much. Well, you're off.

It's a nice to be you. We're going to shout out for it. So we're going to hang out with. Do you think there's a world where there's going to be like drone sivians? Or like somebody in a jamauzka is going to like just sivian, like drone in a sivian to his long distance relationship and in lands on her front doorstep.

And she can just go hump it. You know what I mean? No, probably. Like that's going to be the future. Like 10 years from now, just all the sex with them. And that might be like one of your men. on her front doorstep and she can just go hump it, you know what I mean? Yeah, probably. Like that's gonna be the future, like 10 years from now, just a little bit sex with them and that might be like one of your men. And you're on CB and yeah, I mean, now they're all in it! Like, what love!

Jamal! I think so. You want to see it? Right now, it's new and controversial technology, but about seven years it's gonna be, there's a nap for that. Yeah. There is a nap for everything, it's true. Remote control, when you're in a lot of this, it's true.

You're a remote control vibrators. You can be like, babe, tonight I'm going out with my friends. I know you're like 3,000 miles away, but you can control them now on your phone. What happened to people hack is my problem with it. I would care. I would care. I just just go hack that shit and hack those things to me. They have sex to someone new.

They're going to take over. That's the problem. I wouldn't be like, here. You like that school? I haven't sex with someone else. I love it. Are there any other questions or anything at all? Oh, there's one.

Hi. I don't want to know. I'm okay. I think you never found any sexual thing that was really weird. Sexual thing was weird. If I experienced anything weird or... You're not what experienced it could have been about the weird. it not what experience you're going to be about? You know what, so I have to do the weird about that question.

Is that I get asked that all the time, like did anything ever freak you out? Or was there ever anything you were saying, no? And either I just have a really bad memory, which I actually kind of do. But no, like there's nothing that I can say, like, because I'm such an open, I'm like, I feel like I'm the kind of person I can make. I can kind of understand of understand that you might it's not for me, but that you could be on that page

And then so I don't classify it weird. You do I don't know about that. What have I what? I'm maybe I don't know but okay There's that infamous question right remember about the the McDonald's thing So there's the infamous question that always asks, right? And I say, I tell her all the time, I go, what about Emily? What about if you met your dream guy? He's everything that you ever want him to be. But there's just one thing in the bedroom he wants to dress up as the hamburger. That's meeting McDonald's, right? And I mean, would you be down with that?

That's the only one thing. And I said no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no see. But if he channeled that and he was like, then I wore the hamburger. I've come around. Oh, you're about to know. I'm sexy as the hamburger. And he was like, yeah, you look hot. Then I might get down.

OK, because for the past two years, she's been off board, but tonight. Like hamburger, that's so weird. Not much. Anyways. OK, we got to, oh. Yes. All right, honestly, on my life, I'm'm just this means so much to me that you all came

I was terrified. I've never done a live show and you it's all about you guys because if you guys did not exist and listen to the show I'd probably still be working at the radiator company or maybe Starbucks because I hear they do have good health benefits Which I still don't have but thank you all it means the world to me that you are here and I am so grateful. And I look forward to the next 10 years. Who knows what's going to happen. So thank you, thank you to my sponsors. And let's go have some more drinks and hang out. Thank you. Thank you to Drew and Manny, today I have her sitting and everybody else have showed up. I love you all. They might cry out for taking killer pictures. Thank you Ken too. Ken, where are you? Ken? Ken? who works with me first

convinced I can't say your name ever but Ken you rock thank you