Sex With Emily - Breaking Bad: Sexual Habits, Dates & Relationships
Episode Date: June 14, 2014On this week’s podcast, Emily’s answering your questions with her buddy Anderson, host of The After Disaster podcast. Emily and Anderson get into manscaping, sugar daddies, and how to gracefully e...xit a bad date.Emily gives advice on having a successful threesome, sexual pleasure on the road and how to find the penis ring that’s right for you. Emily also answers a callers question: Is it possible to create a monster after introducing a ‘Vanilla’ partner to kink?Have you heard of the “horsey horse” sex position? We hadn’t either until the last phone call!Ever wonder what Emily would do if she had a penis for a day? Anderson shares an embarrassing story from his youth and he also exposes Emily to the adorable sounds of turtle sex.This Friday the 13th episode is dedicated to solving that mystery and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey, Aveline, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute.
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I do a live Twitter chat and you can ask me anything you want from 1231 on Twitter
and that's also add sex to that. I see there's so many ways we can talk and also-
How many times you've done that?
Like three times so far.
How filthy does it get?
You know, sometimes it gets a little filthy but it's pretty legit.
Like people are pretty legit. I don't think there's anything that was too filthy.
I would assume that it's just like a chat room,
like one of those sex chat rooms where everyone's like,
watching the girl on, like, just show us your tits.
No, we're actually gonna do a wrap up.
No, you think it would be, but it's like,
people are like, you know, what,
how can I spice some ira, you know, relationship?
It's good, I like that.
I have a small penis, what should I do?
What's the best thing to, I've never had Norgaz and what's your favorite
Loub? I mean, people ask me legit questions.
So people keep it on point?
They keep it on point.
I like that.
And not getting too dirty.
Sometimes there's some weird things when I'm not about that.
But there's always weird tweets I get like, I like sucks when I on the boobs or something.
But that's usually it like, when you want the boobs.
When you want on the boobs.
People like, so hi Anderson.
Hi there.
I'm here with the lovely Anderson.
Hi, I'm lovely.
Anderson is, he wears many hats, but he's got two amazing podcasts he should
check out after disaster and the film wall. Yeah, after disaster doing the first ever live
event coming up, personally, kind of a month, uh, Hollywood improv. Oh, that's so cool.
Saturday night, July 12th. Okay. Yeah. Can I come? Of course. Can I get a bite?
Buy your tickets? Okay. Comp you. Sorry. You can't cut. Dude, I'll pay.
You know, I want to support you.
I want to support you.
So I will pay.
I will pay double.
How's that?
Because that's how much I love you.
I love you.
I don't have for not on me.
Can I charge it?
So you're going to say something else about after the Twitter chat.
And I jumped in.
Oh, no, no, the Twitter chat.
Oh, I was going to say also, and I'm Thursday nights from 839, 30 Pacific
Standard Time.
You can call in, ask me
questions right now, 800, 568, 3191.
That's what the people can do.
Have you been doing?
How's your week?
I've been good.
Speaking of the after disaster again, just real quick, because you brought it up.
Yes.
Because I think this is apropos to your show here.
Tell me.
Did you know that tortoises make sounds when they have sex?
No.
This is what we explored and talked about at length on the after disaster last night.
I cannot stop laughing when I hear this, and I will play it for you before the show's over. Okay. There is actually we explored and talked about at length on the after-assastor last night. I cannot stop laughing when I hear this,
and I will play it for you before the show's over.
Okay, there is actually sound of them having...
They make sound, Emily, and it's not the clicking
or clacking of their shells.
It's coming deep from the throats,
and they sound like little humans.
Really?
It's unbelievable.
Do you know that it's natural that if you like evolution
and biology talks about the reason why women
and men make sounds during sex?
Because women, this is in the women typically
when they were having sex with their primary partner
and there was another partner they were gonna have sex with.
Later, that's how it would happen.
They'd be having sex and they would make really
loud sounds, moaning so the guy would know
that she was ready for him to come in next.
But that's like mating calls.
Oh, wait, wait, so the next guy would come in.
The next guy'd be like knowing that she was having sex
or not to come in yet, because she's like,
you know, we're talking about cave man times.
Wow, so I can instead of putting a sock on the door,
you just scream.
Yeah, you just scream and yell.
So tortoises doesn't have to make me.
We talked about that a little bit last night.
Like, it's not a mating call,
because it's actual the sound of mating.
So what is the point?
Right, but it's kind of, well, right.
It's kind of both though, because you're mating, but then you, but then they have sex animals
are not monogamous. So in a way, it's like we're right. I'm ready for that. I've heard
lobster's are. Yeah, that's about it. Most of them are not humans, pretend to be, humans
pretend to be, but we're all self-sciently suffering through monogamy. It's true. I think
monogamy can be an epidemic in our culture, which is why today's show is going to it's all about new beginnings
Today is how to say goodbye to the bad whether it's bad sex a bad relationship
Whatever you're going through and you want to mix up. I'm gonna be giving advice today
I've again we'd be getting so many emails lately to feedback at sex with elmy.com as well as Facebook and everywhere else
And I just want to answer my people. I love my listeners. I do. I just,
I seriously, I just got a little choked up, which I don't often do. I'm not, I don't get very
emotional, but I love you all. So thank you for listening and supporting the show for the last
eight years. And so I'm just done, get dedicated going to shows to answering your questions,
because that's what this is all about. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so some of the subjects
of the emails are, a guy wants to talk about man-scaping.
A lot of guys email me, they're like,
I don't know, where my hair should go,
where I should have hair.
Someone else, a guy wants to move on from abusive marriage,
a woman wants to exit a bad date with grace.
What do you do about it?
We're talking about women, men,
a little ejaculation, all these things,
and we will get into that.
So, I've also got a little bit of a sex in the news here,
and this is what I got to say about that.
So a man, okay, men are always taking their penises
in the strangest of places.
So a man gives ridiculous reason for getting his penis
stuck in a pipe in China.
So Leon Tien didn't think people would believe the accent
that occurred while he was doing a DIY, do itit-yourself, home improvement project at home.
It was so hot, so I was painting the wall in the nude, he said.
He ride at the house with his penis encased in a pipe, it had swollen overnight.
He slipped on the floor, causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding
from the wall to take water outside from the air-conditioning unit.
Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result. fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit.
Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.
I cut from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides of my manhood
with so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down.
I went to sleep that thinking if I relaxed that the pipe would slide off, but it didn't.
Goes to the hospital, doctors were at a loss, ended up calling the fire brigade in order
to cut off the
pipe during a four-hour procedure. Once the man's penis was freed, he was left with some bruising
but no major damage. In similar stories last year, a man fell into a toaster with his manhood and
had to call firefighters to out him out. Also in 2008, a vicar was minding his own business handing,
hanging up some curtains when he fell into a potato and had to have removed from his bottom. A viker? A viker. What's a viker? I'm not a guy who puts potatoes
up his head. I don't know a fucking idea, but really,
why are men always trying to stick their penis in inappropriate places? Guys get lonely.
I think if I had a penis, I'd probably do that too. Yeah, you know what? I talked to a lot
of girls. The more aggressive ones are always like, I'd love to have a penis. I'd just stick
it in everything. I would stick in everything. This is what I've said. I said I would have
sacks. If I had like a penis for a day for a day at have sacks get a few blow jobs
I get a flashlight for sure because my
Offices like filled with flashlights and they're all so cool like you've seen them the masturbation
Yeah, yeah the inside the little nubby thing isn't they all feel different like you get a sex like 10 different people with a
Flash never done a flashlight never done a flashlight. I have not I need to do that. I'll bring you one in next week
Yeah, you know, I'm always bringing in gifts here for you peeps
Oh, yeah, you actually you left some gifts here last week. I need to give those back. I don't know you got some good stuff in a bag
Don't I put it safe because it's really yeah
I love how you you speak from like a females point of view like yeah, if I had a penis
You know, I go out I'd have sex with everything get a couple below just not that easy
Yeah, I don't know if you just go out to the corner if you're a girl. Yeah, you want some guy in between your legs
You could have that you could have that right now. It says 9 o'clock on our clock. You could have it by 907 guaranteed not me. It's true the girls can get
You can watch what you find some right I could lay a pie of sex with the guard if he was awake who doesn't have a set for 10 minutes
Yeah, so I bet three minutes. Yeah, I forgot about the guard
You could be having sex the penis just just seems like this amazing thing like like you guys don't I mean granted there are issues people
Jack you're quickly not enough. We're gonna to get into it actually a while or they're not they don't can't jack
They at all they can't say hard I understand but most of time it seems like the penis is pretty awesome
Like you're gonna get off. You're gonna have an orgasm. It's gonna happen not all you guys feel that way my wife is
Delighted that she doesn't have one really and she always just always just like, she looks at me like, and be wilderness.
Like, how do you walk around all day with that thing
just there?
How do you do it?
And like inappropriate boners and stuff
could be uncomfortable.
Yeah, I got busted in seventh grade one.
So it's, it's scarred me forever.
Did it?
What happened?
I was in wood shop and I was mocking the teacher
because he was really boring and old.
So I was laying down on like top of one of the wood surfaces
like where we were supposed to be cutting.
And there's really, really large woman girl
that was in class with me.
She's like, oh my god!
Anderson's winner's large right now.
And I was like half asleep and I woke up and my god.
There you go.
There you go.
You're like a boner sticking up, that's so cool.
I was wearing like loose shorts and I didn't know.
That's what I woke up to.
You still wear loose shorts all the time, is that why?
I wear the exact same clothes as I did then
in seventh grade, but yeah.
Well, we're gonna take a little picture of us tonight, Lauren, and she's like, should we warn Anderson? Because we wanna take a picture, just like good then and seventh grade. Well, we are going to take a little picture of us tonight.
Lauren, and she's like, should we warn Anderson?
Because we want to take a picture.
Just like we put up with the podcast,
because you're on the podcast.
I'm like, now he always wears a seat.
It doesn't be fine.
I wore the, I'm wearing the exact same clothes
I wore yesterday.
Yeah, exactly.
No, I didn't get dressed when he had a clock in the night.
I was not going to like put on a suit or something, right?
What?
I might have.
Would you have?
OK, we might take a little photo.
I'll hold Stanley.
I always hold up my dog.
I don't know.
Because I don't want people looking at me.
I don't want people looking at me. You don't have to look at it. You can put them in front of your face. Yeah, I
put Stanley up and then people.
The man got Stanley is the best ever. Okay. So in other sex in the news work, speaking
of a woman being able to get laid whenever she wants, there's now a sugar daddy university.
It's a one night symposium and cocktail party. And the goal of the symposium is to help
rich men meet younger women who like them and their cash.
How hard is it for them?
I don't know why they're in a university, but sugar daddy for me.com is branching out
with this latest pursuit, removing the taboo of transactional relationships is what they
call these, you've heard about all these sugar daddy sites, right?
Sugar baby, sugar daddy.
And the guy Schneider, guy started it, a Jew, of course,
just came Jewish, I can make Jewish. I'm a Jew, so I can make Jewish. Oh, there's nothing wrong
with a man providing for the woman of his dreams, well, she provides for him the way he wants.
It starts with a 90-minute symposium on how to how to live the sugar life. It's a prerequisite
for understanding the sugar daddy lifestyle, how to navigate it successfully, how to avoid the
pitfalls of approaching life incorrectly,
and then they put their skills to use an cocktail party
after I think all you gotta do is waver on $100 or build,
$100 bills, and you get a check.
I don't know why you need training for that.
I'm confused.
Or some Gucci bags.
These are dudes.
This is dudes that are going to learn how to be sugar damage.
They're gonna learn, like, because there's
all these websites, like sugar, deities, sugar,
being where we women who are like trying to get paid for their college tuition or sleeping
with all the guys.
So they're explaining to them how it all goes down.
And then there's a little mixer after with a bunch of sugar babies who are waiting for
Gucci purse.
They're explaining to other rich dudes how to be a sugar daddy.
Yeah.
I don't think it's hard.
I thought it was the other way around.
I thought that the girls were at first, too, what I first heard, but no, it's for the
dudes.
I don't know how you should be the other way around. Well, they're probably like. That's what I thought at first, too, when I first opened. No, it's for the dudes. I don't know.
It should be the other way around.
Yeah, well, they're probably learning.
I know I gave them a little job and he pays my rent.
That's pretty easy, but I guess these guys might mess it up sometimes.
Who knows?
But they need a university.
So yeah, but it's so funny because we were talking to this in my office today and like,
it's a few of my interterdally, yeah, I would have done that if that was around.
I think it was Lauren, my assistant who said, I would have done that if that was actually
a child. She would have gone to learn how to be a sugar daddy yet she would have been a sugar daddy
yet I don't know I mean but then what happens if you know these pick something you know you're trying
to get a job later and you learn that you paid your way through college with but I don't know people
who are really confident it is common and maybe I would have done it at God knows who knows I went
to a state school but it's good school but it expensive. Okay, so a lot of free sex.
A lot of free sex at my school at your state school. Yeah, yeah, Michigan. I didn't have
enough sex in college. That's why you're overcompensated. Exactly. I'm just like the dude who
couldn't get laid till he was like 24 Charles Bikowski. It's not that I couldn't get laid.
It's that I always had boyfriends. I was like monogamous and I was kind of a pro. I wasn't
a pro, but I really like held sex in very high regard and again, not that't but I was like I'm not gonna give it up just for anyone I wasn't like
see you thought it was a different kind of important you thought it was like an important
yeah now you know it's an important just in survival and living a life and
it meant something that moment making yourself good right exactly but I didn't know about like
orgasms masturbation anything like in college midway, the college I learned about it.
I mean, I was like,
oh, that's my life.
Hey, back to Sugar Daddy University real quick.
It is actually a genius business model,
because first of all, you know that all your clients
have a ton of money.
Usually people with a ton of money,
they're looking for other things to spend it on, right?
And to better themselves.
And if there's sex in the other end,
there's gonna be tons of millionaire
signing up for this thing.
Exactly.
And it's transactional, and it's kind of legal, because they're not saying, it's kind be tons of millionaire signing up for this thing. Exactly.
And it's transactional and it's kind of legal because they're not saying, it's kind
of like the jiggle-o guy who's in here is like, well, they're not paying for sacks, they're
paying for a date.
And speaking of jiggle-o, it was my next story, Liam Michelle, you know, Liam Michelle
from Glee.
Her new boyfriend is a former jiggle-o, seen on Cowboys' frangiles.
Remember the Cowboys' frangiles guy who was on the show?
He runs a jiggle-o service? He was on a few weeks ago? What? I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
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I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm't here? I don't know. Lauren just said I wasn't here. That's so funny.
Oh, there was at one time where like maybe somebody ran the board before I got here.
Oh, Lauren ran the board.
Lauren, I was.
That's right.
You missed it.
There's no way I would forget this.
I'm like, dude, how do you forget this guy?
So you guys should, it's called Cowboys for Angels and there's a showtime show about it.
And Liam is shout.
So his site, he says, it's not about women paying for socks.
It's about straight women who are very busy and they just want the boyfriend experience.
So they go out with these guys,
but then they made a showtime show called Jigglyle.
So anyway, Liam and Michelle is one of the guys
that's featured on this cowboy frangial site
is her new boyfriend.
He's a Jigglyle.
It was on TMZ, the covered TMZ today.
So, but now he's taken his profile down.
But he was a paid Jigglyle.
She says he's a dating life coach. Who knows? But you know,
he's probably going to bed because he gets paid for it. So good for her. Getting laid,
all that stuff. You don't run this show. You weren't here. Cowboys Frangeless. I wasn't here.
Check out the past podcast. It was Cowboys Frangeless. And we've got a call coming in. So let's talk
to this person here. Let's talk to Nicole. Hi, Nicole. You're on the section of the Emily show.
Thanks for calling. Yeah. Hi, how you doing?
I'm doing great. How are you doing?
I'm doing really well, thanks.
Perfect. So my question is this.
I've been with my boyfriend for a little over six months.
And I am, how do I say, pretty explicit about my sexual life?
You're more adventurous.
Very.
Okay.
But yet I do follow rules.
I'm in a monogamous, committed relationship.
I don't cheat.
I don't, you know, nothing like that.
Okay.
But my boyfriend is pretty vanilla.
All right.
And I want, I know that he wants to explore some of the things
that I have done.
But in the past, I did have a previous marriage.
And we were married, and again, same situation.
And we had three thumbs.
We had this in that.
But we had sat down and had some very cookie cutter rules.
And he took it and
I pretty much feel like I create an a monster so how do I do it again without
making a monster so you're okay so you're last and how old are you you don't
be 41 41 okay so in your last relationship he was like kind of a vanilla same
story and then you had three sims and then he was like all over it like one three
sims every day and go to the bar and pick up this that and the other thing and did whatever
Lord everything under the sun now and it was like in but when I caught him cheating
and I said you know what Richard you're cheating and he said no well we're
doing this at home well and I said no there's some very what do you do so you
guys are in to some then you would have sex on the side with some of these girls?
Well, what basically yes, we would agree to a girl for a three sum.
And then what he would do is he would go outside of me, he would have liked the girl agreed to upon the three sum
and himself and he would go out and basically have sex with anything with two legs,
like a guy not enticed.
Okay, so I get it. So you are afraid that would happen again, but now does your new guy Basically, I've sex with anything with two legs. Wow. And Ted. Okay.
So I got it.
So you are afraid that would happen again, but now does your new guy, does he know about
this side of you that you're a little more open?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
So have you started bringing some stuff into the relationship?
No.
Not yet.
I guess it's the reason I haven't.
Because I'm afraid you're false.
Yeah.
No, I totally understand.
Does he know about your history and what happened?
Absolutely.
Okay, so you know, I can't tell you any way to guarantee
that it's not gonna happen again, right?
Because you probably thought it's my husband,
I can trust him, but you know, I would start with,
is it a threesome that you're really wanting now
or what other kinds of things are you looking to try?
No, I know that my current relationship,
his name is Gary. Okay, and I know that my current relationship with his name is Gary.
And I know that he's like I say he's vanilla, but he wants to please me and I want to please him.
And we're very open, we're very honest, we're, you know, we live together, but we are not married.
And he wants to kind of touch on that adventurous side.
It's something he's never really been able to do.
Okay.
So it's the threesome then.
So we're talking about threesome's.
There's more like sex toys or watching porn together.
Or like...
It's all of it.
Okay.
It's all of it.
So I would just start by talking about your fans.
First of all, what his fantasy is.
Is there anything he's been wanting to try that he's never tried?
Or is there anything, you know, things that you could share scenarios with him that you've
been wanting to try?
And, and, and just talk to him about it.
But if it is a threesome, then you know this, and even though it might not work, but you,
before any couples a threesome, and you've been together six months, you said, see, to
me, I mean, I just think you have to be on really solid ground and you have discussed
the rules ahead of time and say, you know, there is, there will be, you know, she can't
sleep over or I don't want you to kiss or whatever your rules are, I don't want you're
sitting outside the relationship and just kind of make that, make that really clear, but
you know, hopefully he's a good guy and not like your ex who can, who can take it, you
know, and if he's open to it so i think that
you know you can do you ever thought your acts would have cheated
honestly no i honestly because you know
i we were married and i you know i'm i'm very much
and if it's kind of funny because i'm like
you know every man's dream and i don't want to be you know breakish but i am the doon cleaver makes you the cocktail take a book of whatever but you
know what that's the front of my husband or my boyfriend at the time now he
owns his own business so i am and it's socially i am very correct and you know
right but yeah you know we're lady in the streets and a freak in the
sheets like
every man wants
no i got it so maybe just don't start off with the three sims it like is there
something else you could do like adventures with like sex toys are watching
porn together or having sex outside
you know we've we've had some porn on and
you know we've kind of role played and we've done this man and we've had oh
my god lord
i've given him road had for a while right
hope you didn't get any accidents i mean i would just say that if you would
want to find some money though there's a if you guys ever go to any play
parties
where do you live uh... we live in northern was constant okay i heard your accent
i'm missing and so i got the little western thing going
uh... i mean there are i don't know what your areas like but there's a
website like fat life have you heard of FET life?
I'm actually a member of FET life.
Okay, so there you go. I mean, you could find people there that are just, you know, don't
bring home the women that, you know, that you'd vet them first. You'd have lunch, did
drinks with them, see who you like. And honestly, you can't avoid it. You can't avoid it from,
you know, I'm sure your husband, there might even other things going on in a relationship.
If you open up this world to you are gonna risk that i mean
people disagree with me they think three-sembs of the worst thing ever for
relationships right anderson you've been on love line for thirty years you
you've heard it jesus on it
thirty fifteen sorry
i'm not a third year
experience that uh... yeah usually that's the end of the relationship
see this is what doctor drew things is that i'm on love line as well and they
all think this and i i've lived it it's true in my case twice yeah
they really like it ruined your relationship to different times yeah it was
like her wanting to blow it up both times i i never it asked for it she did
two different girls in two different relationships brought in their
friend and they're trying to distance themselves from me uh... emotionally for
sure and they wanted to turn into more physical thing and then
actually once
the three of us were all like a relationship for a while. Oh well Anderson I
never knew this about you for like a month and a half but it turned out that
they just wanted to be with each other I think more than me. Wow okay and to
feel like you know and that's exactly what I don't want to happen because what
happened with my ex-husband is you know we kind of screen the girls in this
mad and then brought them in and we're like, you know, Richard and I were like, okay, you know, here's the rules,
Yada, and then brought her in and this and that. And then all of a sudden, it was exactly
that. It was like, I felt like the third wheel and I'm like, oh, okay, well you guys just
go have fun then.
Yeah, I know I told you get it. So, I mean, the thing is either bring in someone
that is just kind of random,
that you're neither what you don't think would be like,
you know, the girl of the dream, and you know,
I'm saying, but she's fun for a night.
Maybe she's in from out of town.
Maybe you don't repeat it with the same person.
So they're campy-religion,
you don't get her phone number after,
maybe it's all through email, maybe you arrange it.
He doesn't get her contact information, you know?
Don't repeat it with your, that don't bring in your best friend. I always say the best
three sums are when people are like people you don't know, you know, I mean, you
vet them at first, but it's not like your best friend or it's not like your
neighbor. It's more, you know, and then you just, you know, you just monitor it
and you're like, okay, don't, don't duplicate the same thing, but I think this is
something that you need Nicole and you're, it sounds like you need it, even though
you got burned, but you were married for for a while so there could have been other issues
well this is a new relationship so i would just read really really lightly and
know that you run the risk of it blowing up again but
just be careful and be careful who you choose and and again maybe you're in
charge of the transaction and he's not
you know you're setting it up you're getting a number here at the whole thing
exactly exactly
you know again that's why i am diligent about following you on Twitter.
Oh, I love it.
Thank you so much, Nicole.
You're a huge Twitter fan.
So, exactly.
You know, that's why when I just got your tweet about, you know, the call-in,
and that's like, you know what?
I'm just going to throw it out there.
Yeah, put it out there.
Just going to ask the question.
Because, like I said, I am a member of Fat Life.
You know, I'm very open and honest on FetLife.
I'm in a relationship.
Here's my past.
I absolutely am a firm believer that a happy man is not a cheating man.
You never know though.
I don't know.
I call good luck because honestly, you never know.
A happy man could cheat too,
make sure he really likes you.
Just try lightly with this one and pay attention,
keep your eyes open.
It's a new relationship.
Remember, there's only been it's for six months.
So you're like in the hey day of a relationship right now.
So if you're burning and you got to have a threesome,
then do it, but I would just maybe press pause
a little bit and wait a little.
That's what I would say,
but if you go into it,
just know that it could happen,
but just kind of try to control the situation more.
And let me know what happens.
Thanks for calling sex family.
Yeah, Anderson, people say the three-something.
No one thinks it's a good idea.
And I know that it can, all these things can blow up, right?
But whatever.
Well, it's really hard to be a guy and have a girl say, yeah, it's okay if you bang another
person as long as I'm in the room and still kind of respect the boundaries outside of that.
It's very difficult for us to understand.
Right.
No, I know in Nicole.
And I get wanting to have it too.
Like I'm like Nicole, like I've had three, so they've been successful, but never with
a boyfriend.
It's always been like someone I'm dating and it was an open, you know, we were kind of dating
other people and it kind of worked that way.
But I've never been with someone that I love and then seen them have sex with someone
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Does it use like a little electric blades?
It's little blades, and it's so easy to use.
Like I am loving, I'm using it like an all over my body.
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And you just rub it up your arm.
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So is it electricity or is lasers or blades?
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I'm very interested in the no no pro.
Do you want one?
I get you.
I don't need one, but I got friends that are hairy.
Okay.
A lot of guys are hairy.
And women, I'm telling you,
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Thank you.
Anderson, you're the man.
Emily, you're so hot.
Thank you.
No problem.
Well, I'm calling because I wanted to know about your cock rings that has a longer battery life than 20 minutes.
Oh, okay, for sure.
There are so many of them, i will tell you right now because
yeah like the screaming oh ones are disposable they're great but they're not
necessarily
okay i will tell you i like the um...
is this a pickup line robby just want to make sure that everyone knows you go for
a long time
you don't know that i'm not in mid-afterno it was actually uh...
there one of my friends uh... she listens to love line I'm not sure if you're a bad guy. I'm not sure if you're a bad guy. I'm not sure if you're a bad guy. I'm not sure if you're a bad guy. I'm not sure if you're a bad guy.
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I'm not sure if you're a bad guy. I'm not sure if you're a bad guy. I'm not sure if you're a bad guy's root. You're coming in front of your friend. Okay, let me tell you about the ones that
are amazing. Okay, so there is the, so these are all actually, if you go into a website,
sexwithmlle.com and you click on the Good Vibes banner, you can get, use Couponco GV
Emily 20 and you'll get 20% off. So there's one called the Pleasure Pillar vibrating
silicone caulking and it has a little, are you looking for one right with the vibrating
it? So it has a little bullet that's inside of it that slides into its rubber,
its rubber, its one size fits all, it's got a bullet that sticks right through
it. And you can and it vibrates. Yeah, put it and you put on your penis. And then
the the vibrates are really strong bullet. So it's called the Pleasure Pillar.
There's also the Mio Cochrane by J. Zhu.
That's J-E, J-O-E, that one.
These are all rechargeable.
So these are all ones that you can use over
and over and over again.
And then there's the love life.
Is another one, are you running this down?
It's the Share Couples Ring.
It's by Omibod.
That one is amazing.
And you just recharge them and use them
for the rest of your life.
So I would invest in one of those. What? I think we need to get the bottom of why Rob needs this long.
Rob, why do you need a ring for long-lasting? Do you last a long time in bed?
Oh, you have no idea. How long? I have no idea really. It's, give or take 20 minutes here and there.
Right. And so you've a partner and and and
she wants to try it
actually uh... you know what i want to try to have nothing is yet doesn't know
anything about it
he wants to do it by himself
no but do you want to use it because the vibration on the ring is so she can
feel it on her clearest but also they have double ones that you could feel it
like there's also ones that you can like wrap around your balls and vibrates and
men but honestly in my experience like men in whatever men like the vibrations as well
vibrations are not just for women
so just I know she
She was listening to that show with Mike and he had it on throughout oh show
So I'm in transportation so I drive for work. Oh, grab a vehicle
So now you're gonna go okay, so you want to kill him, I'm like dude you So I drive for work. Oh, Bob, I'm here. We go. So now you're going to.
Okay.
So you want to kill him, Emily?
Dude, you're going to drive off the road.
You're going to kill a family of six.
Yeah.
This is I'm not.
Okay.
Now we take everything back and I told you we had to get to the bottom.
Anderson, you're smart.
Well, the whole situation was I tried the the Trojan
Cochrane.
Oh, right.
The ones in the store and they last 20 minutes.
And you're like, God damn it.
I've been in Oregon.
Yeah, I got it. Try one of these. Yeah. Like, right, the ones in the store, and they last 20 minutes. And you're like, God damn it, I haven't even had an organ yet, I get it.
Try one of these.
Yeah, not like.
Like, wow, I mean, it felt great when you apply
a little pressure on it.
Yeah, they do have a little pressure on it.
Right.
So I was like, oh, okay, wow, I don't want it to stop.
And then the battery dies.
Well, oh, that's the worst.
So one that I can use over.
Okay, get the meal cockrane by J.J.
or get the love life, or just, again, go to my website,
click on goodvibes.com, and then use coupon code GVMLE20,
and you can see, just put in rings, okay?
And then you'll see the ones I'm talking about,
they'll all come up, and you can see
which ones are rechargeable.
And just buy those, and then they'll charge for like hours,
and you'll never do it again.
Get over first.
But don't do it when you're driving.
See, now I'm telling you, it's okay. Do we don't do that when you're driving?
Can you pull over? Oh, I'm masturbating while I was driving in my personal car.
Your two calls that you've had on tonight, Emily, have both talked about sexual
pleasures in the car. I know, really, really? Oh, right, the other one was giving the guy
road head for an hour. Oh, my God. It's funny about that. It's not painful from the
start. I picture a picture Rob plugging into like his big rig
and adding some lube and electrocuting himself
with his cock or your finger.
Yeah, I'm nervous, Rob.
Now I feel like I want to take everything back.
You just be careful out there, okay?
I will do.
Okay, Rob, good luck.
Go buy this ring though and use it with your partner
not on the road.
Jesus, people are gonna get an hour long road head.
I heard that's why the flashlight was invented
actually was for truckers.
Oh, maybe? So I heard. Because they're not was invented, actually, was for truckers. Oh, maybe.
So I heard.
Because they're not for when they're driving.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, and then it captures all the fluids,
so you don't have to worry about that.
Oh, that's a thing what the flashlight is.
It's a mask.
So people let it to masturbation sleep.
So yeah, you come right inside of it.
Remember, greatest inventions have been created for truckers.
Does that place in Pittsburgh,
Permanee Brothers?
And they put the sandwich.
They put all the meat and like the coleslaw and the french fries all in the sandwich so that truckers
could eat with one hand and dry with the other. Oh, that's brilliant. They don't need two
hands for eating. That and a flashlight. Those are the two greatest
events in truck. Permanee brothers and flashlights. Right. Oh my god. I love it. Okay. So anyway,
we'll get back to the show now. We were still in the show, but back to the emails. No,
we're going to start the emails, you know, whatever I'm saying. Feedback at sex.com.
Thanks for everything.
What?
Because Rob was asking about the caulk rings
and you wanted to be able to help him out,
which you can, you have that power.
Emily, not many people have the power,
or you can be like, oh, that's something you want.
Well, check this out, use my name, and you get a deal.
I know, I love it.
I love that I can provide the world
with really good deals and sex toys,
or they can just, you know, come to my garage and, um my garage and No, that's probably not a good business model for you
No, but all my interns are coming over to get toys soon because I just like can't even like don't have room for Mike
My stuff in my in my house, but yeah, it is a good job
I still think you should make some kind of short story or a video you should
Directing your filmmaker. Why don't you do you want a direct?
Because it's like you and your little interns are all like
Through the boxes in your garage. There's an earthquake. And you got all
trapped in the garage with nothing but sex toys. Oh my god. I love it. And then do we
all start having sex and stuff? Of course. This is amazing. We got to do it. Let's
learn super bored. And you're trying to like take a kill time by trying all the
different sex toys. That's amazing.
And I have a couch in my garage too,
because it's literally a couch, a washer, dryer, and sex toys.
These are even clean them as you go.
Yeah, there's sex toy cleaner.
It's about the washing machine.
Oh, and then you figure out at the end that the washing machine is actually the best
sex toy in there.
Exactly.
Well, it is.
Do you know that you can sit on it and have sex when it's on the spin cycle? For things. That's a vibrant. You've heard that for thanks. I've heard things. It's in my book actually one of the tips
Hot sex if you haven't heard of it. Okay, man scoping dear Emily on recent episodes
You've talked about man scoping and advised against using a razor
I think your audience would be curious to hear what tools of the trade work well for man scoping
I've used one of those while micro groomers used for trimming eyebrows and nose hair
as their cheap waterproof and not too sharp.
I'm curious what else might exist.
Love the show Emily from Jason.
Well, I'd fun enough to talk about the NoNo.
I think it's a great investment.
It's NoNoEmily.com.
That's NoNoEmily.com.
Check it out there because honestly, it is the easiest way to remove hair.
But if you don't want to remove it all, you just want to trim it.
I would say the best thing to do is to trim.
Razors are bad.
You get bumps and all that.
So I would just say that the no-no is genius.
You could get waxed if you want to get wax.
That's another way.
But I'm all for the no-no now just because I'm obsessed with it.
I'm using it everywhere I want to get rid of hair. Like I'm never going to shave my legs again. You're going to come in here bald next week. I'm going for the no no now just because I'm obsessed with it like I'm using it everywhere I want to get rid of hair like I'm never going to shave my legs again. You're gonna come in here bald next week
I'm gonna be bald
But yeah, try the no no it's a great investment. You can do it in your home
You can do it in five so you do it, you know
You can for five minutes and like your hair is gone wherever you want it
But like other man skate me I feel like everyone is kind of man-skate me into me if I had balls
I would not want to shave them like that seemed like that be really painful
Dicey. It's very dicey. You gotta be careful. You gotta have a good steady hand
You ready for turtle sound sex?
Yeah. Are you sure?
Can you handle this?
I can handle it.
I can't. I gotta turn my mic off because I giggle like I'm so good.
Oh my god really?
It's the greatest excuse to know my parents' sound.
These are turtles having sex.
Turtles having sex.
Okay.
Oh my god.
That's a turtle.
Where the hell did you get that?
Oh my god.
It's real like that first year it was fake, but I did research.
Oh my god.
It was coming.
It was coming.
Because they were having a good time.
That's the dude. That's the male turtle with it. It's coming! It's coming!
There's nothing to do with it.
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Are you sure it's not the woman crying turtle? The female turtle.
Because it's a dude on top of the service. Okay. Got it.
You are friggin hilarious. Thank you Anderson for bringing that.
Why don't know how the hell you know what?
You're all the best things ever.
This is actually because of you. If it wasn't for you, I don't know about this.
You're old and turned Lindsey actually showed me because she works on
Love Line now and she and Roon were talking about it. I'm like they don't make
sound just they do and she played it so it's one of your old
interests because all my interns you can't believe that my show is like
that Lisa Lauren was my intern before she became my sister and we should have
been acting like her first day that I don't remember those like four years ago.
Her first day working for me I gave her like this huge rabbit vibrator that
she took her with her and she's okay, and it was a little big.
And I don't know, I just, they all wanted toys.
What am I going to do?
And now I've got new interns and they're like, I've never really used Lou before.
And I get to get to cute.
I helped them out.
And there's something you need to know about Emily, too.
Is if you ever go see Emily or walk, when she comes to see you, whenever Emily's in the
room, she's handing you the gifts.
I don't know if you realize this, but I don't like to take things from you.
So I always say, thank you. But then I was I a lot of time I leave them behind because I feel guilty
because you're always giving me your like my old Jewish grandmother. He's like hey come some cookies.
You didn't you check on the whiskey though didn't you? I did that on it. When I came to
Visita last week in your office you're like here you can take this one or you can take that one or
why don't you take both because they're like that you need them. They're displayed. But I love giving
people friends. I am and it's funny because the guy who runs our office building comes in and that one night
We having a party there and I was like I had all snacks
You're a party like you're so well like not we didn't but our office really did I didn't throw party
I wouldn't buy it there but but we had like all these like oh my god
Everyone came my office. What do you guys want snacks? He's like you're so nice. You're like, man
I don't that's sweet you're a giver. I'm a provider. I'm a provider not just sex toys. I would provide you a snack mostly sex toys
Well, not a sex choice. Okay. So you could have grandkids one day and you just
Although my niece my 14 year-old niece is coming to our next week and she's like and I want to see your office
I mean, how do I let her into my office?
Like deal though. You better queue up the turtle sex sounds
She'll like that. She would like that. She's 14. I think it's time
that I should give her my book. Oh my god my brother and my sister and I would feel like we talked
about her before and something with her and how you're inappropriate with her. Oh that was the 11
year old when she sat over my house when she was eight. Was she using like a Dildo from my home or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Because I don't remember her walking in the room, but maybe she couldn't see God was what and she came home and first You said it was mommy. Why does Emily every book on Emily's shelf have the word sex in the title?
And then she started reciting the titles like Conno Lingus for like best tips for
Homestead. Yeah, I adore my brother. They almost killed me. They're like they won't let him come to my house now
Which I guess understand. Okay. We have another caller take that
Let's talk to Tommy. Hey Tommy, thanks for calling
sex with Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. How could I help you this evening, Tommy? What's the better
position? Horsi horse or cowboy? What's the horsey horse? Because I don't know. That's a woman riding a horse.
because I don't know. That's a woman riding a horse.
You mean when she's on top of you?
Like, do you mean reverse cowgirl?
No, an actual horse.
Does this think a joke?
No, no.
A man underneath and a woman on top.
Oh, woman in top position or cowboy?
Reverse.
Oh, reverse cowgirl. Got it.
Okay. Which position is better for what there, her back is too. Oh, reverse cowgirl, got it. First.
Okay.
Which position is better for what?
Because they're both really good.
Woman on top, a reverse cowgirl.
Reversed cowgirl, I think a lot of, oh for girls, you mean?
Yeah.
You know, it depends on the woman.
I mean, the thing about reverse cowgirl is that she can really
like stimulate her clitoris and she can, you know, move in
certain way, like if you like, your penis can hit her
in certain ways, if she's like a G-Spot girl.
So it actually depends on the woman.
And some women like women on top
because they can grind their, you know,
clitoris against your stomach and lean forward on you.
So there really is no, it depends on the woman
and her, her makeup, her, like, how she orgasms.
But I think you can do both.
When a woman's on top, you just twist her around
and do a vertical girl.
It's a win-win.
It might be tough with the chains on though
when she's locked to the ventilator downstairs.
Exactly.
What are you talking about?
Tommy sounds like maybe.
Tommy's like, Tommy, Tommy, you're not locking him up, are you?
Oh.
OK, good.
So I would say you got experiment.
I can't tell you there's a one size fits all position
for all the women that you're banging
But I'm good luck to you Tommy. All right
Dear Emily another email I have a problem exiting situations with grace. I'm able to get my end result to get out of there
But no one leaves feeling very good
I'm wondering if you can offer any tips for getting out of a date when the other person is so focused on sex
If there's no way to ever get it on with them.
I want my exits to be more natural and less socially spastic.
Thanks Rita.
So I'm confused Rita.
She's on the date.
Are you on the date with someone and you know that they're going to like a first date?
You know they want to have sex with you.
So if it's your first date, I think you just don't order dessert.
Check please. I have an early morning and you leave
But if you're worried about the date before you go let's say it's a second date
You know make sure that you have you know an escape plate
I always say if I'm on a date and I not into it. Okay, great. This will be great. If anyone listening to this
Any guys my potential
Shooter dates. Yeah, okay. No, I'm not into you. God, I've, tomorrow I never ever,
I mean, tomorrow I've got the earliest meaning
because I don't like give meanings for 11 ever
and not even calls.
I think I have the earliest meaning
where I just gotta get up.
I have so much, but this has been great.
No dessert for me, no, okay, gotta go.
That's one of smooth guy whips out the Coke
and says, well, just doing all nighter than baby.
If I were into such things, but I'm not.
So this leaves you open, you can start out by saying,
like when you go on the date too, if you're not sure how it's going to go, you can all start by saying,
yeah, I'm so excited tomorrow is going to be a crazy day, but I was so happy because
tomorrow is like a big day for me. I've got a huge project. And then he knows throughout
the day that like you've got this thing tomorrow. And be direct. If you don't plan on seeing
this guy again, tell him thanks for the date and you got to go home. And you can also take your own car. I do that a lot on dates like even the first, second, third date. I'm seeing this guy again. Tell him thanks for the date and you gotta go home. Tain, you can also take your own car.
I do that a lot on dates,
like even the first, second, third date.
I'm like, I'll meet you there.
I want an escape plan.
I want to be able to leave.
I don't want the awkward dropping me off.
Can I come in for a minute, kiss me now.
Like you want to kiss or whatever.
This way you can just be like,
valet, get the car and you're out of there.
So I think that's the best way to do with grace, Rita.
I'm not sure what you've been doing up until now and if the person
is so focused on saying I would just say your ex it's got to be natural you
got to prime them and let them know you're out of there. Right? That's not it. I
think that's honest and open and that's what you got to do. Anderson, do you
time for one more? Absolutely. Okay. Dear Emily, I'm 30 and I've delayed
ejaculation and need help.
My girlfriend thinks I have to masturbate too vigorously to ejaculate.
I experience ED sometimes, but think, but too think I can just can't stay hard for as long
as it takes me to ejaculate.
I've tried not masturbating for a week or too late at a time, but nothing helps.
This is a very frustrating problem to have.
We were wondering if you thought a fleshlight would help. By the way, I love it when you're a guest host on Love Line and you're a very frustrating problem to have. We were wondering if you thought a fleshlight would help.
By the way, I love it when you're a guest host and love line and you're a very beautiful
and attractive woman.
Thanks for your advice in advance, Jonathan.
Actually, Jonathan, if you want to less longer in bed, there is a fleshlight stamina training
unit that is just absolutely made for less and longer in bed.
If you do this stop start method,
it's called edging.
So you use it and you can do this with your hands
so you don't have to have a flashlight,
but a flashlight actually helps where you start
at the shaft of your penis and you move your hand up
and down as you normally would when you're masturbating.
And right, you know, you go towards the tip
and right when you feel that you're about to ejaculate,
you get to that point of no return,
you stop for a few minutes, for few seconds, and then you start again.
And you can practice and you can learn to control your ejaculation.
And so the FleshLight 2 can help you to stay on the training unit if you go to sexethelmy.com
and you click on the FleshLight banner, you can see that.
And also, Kegel exercises are great for men.
And women, doctors will always tell you to do glycolytic exercises and know whenever
remember to do them.
So, five minutes a day, it's your peace-topping muscles,
Anderson's probably doing them right now.
And you just do a five-man's day, constraint then as well.
But I'm confused because you've delayed ejaculation
and erected, so there's a few things going on here.
So if you've delayed ejaculation,
and sometimes you ejaculate too quickly,
delayed ejaculation just, you ejaculate too quickly, you know, delayed ejaculation
just, you know, guys that have that, it's something that's happened throughout their lifetime.
I mean, you can always talk to your doctor. I'm not sure if you're taking any medications or
anything, but if you, your girlfriend feels you've to masturbate too vigorously for ejaculate.
I mean, I would just tell her that, you know, first of all, you shouldn't ejaculate that
vigorously that you have pain or you're chafing, are you have a problem, and just
tell your girlfriend that, you know, you want to please her, you enjoy having
sex with her, and however you need to get off, I would do it, maybe, you know,
it's through her giving you oral sex, or through, you know, I don't know how you
do it, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't try to mass-rate so vigorously that you're
going to hurt yourself. So hopefully you know the best way to get you there. So
check out either one of these.
Sounds like he's both problems.
He comes too quickly, comes too fast,
comes too fast, can't stay hard long enough.
So also, yeah, that's all.
That's what you gotta do.
It's a lot of work.
I mean, I understand it.
I understand that guys like,
you can't just do it once.
These practices, guys like, oh, do it once.
So you gotta do it a few weeks month,
you'll see results.
And also I have an iPhone app called Kegel Camp, which pops up oh, two at once. So you got to do it a few weeks, month. You'll see results. And also, I have an iPhone app called KegalCamp, which
pops up every day in your phone.
Remind you to do your exercises and my boys watch it.
Once the last time you kegled.
I'm doing them now.
I thought you might be.
So I'm like, every day at 11.30, I set my alarm for KegalCamp.
Time for KegalCamp, and I do them almost every time.
Unless you have a meeting, because sometimes you have a meeting
set right under my alarm.
I can do them during my meeting.
No, my meeting is, you're right. But, yeah, you have a call at 11 can do my meeting. Yeah. No, my meetings. You're right. But yeah, you have a call 11 and then 11 30 to 11 35. I do my
haggles. But as far as that deadbeat date is concerned, you got one at 7 30 a.
With New York. That's what I always say. I'm like, oh, my business partner's in New York and I've
got a guy in early. Why are you broadcasting this woman? I don't care. Actually, you know what?
Anyone who's listening to this who's gonna date you
They're probably
Or they're just not gonna date me now. I don't think that anyone who's ever listened to the show
I've dated like I don't think it ever was anyone who I listened to your show and I they listen to it after and then
And then they stopped dating. They stopped well, I did just have a date with a guy recently
About two weeks ago and he hadn't listened to my show,
and then he said, I'm going to listen to your show,
and now we're going out again tomorrow.
And I was like, don't listen,
because I actually would prefer the guys
I date not to listen, just because I don't care.
I mean, why would he need to go to the show?
You're a year, though, on your show.
No, and I mean, I'm me, I'm a show, and I'm me on the date,
but I don't care if he lived.
And now it's like I'm seeing him tomorrow,
so has he listened, do we need to talk about my show with the whole me on the date, but I don't care if you live And now it's like I'm seeing him tomorrow. So has he listened?
Do we need to talk about my show with the whole thing because the first day
He didn't know memory didn't Google me and I was like oh my god. I went out with the guy. Oh, that's right
Yeah, yeah, so it was interesting
But then he was like whoa, what do you do then we talk about it the whole time anyway? So then that was kind of he probably
Listen with his mom no big deal, you know, she probably wanted to make sure that you were right for her son right
Exactly, um, no not exactly at all
what you say
you probably with his mom
no he didn't
okay they're not exactly i'm sorry i was
i believe she's she has very few faults but one of them is that she is a
woman so she has a hard time uh...
focusing double uh... tasking
multitasking good at except for a sense of one thousand bucks today i didn't
say multitasking i said double tasking because you can't
sorry i was paying some one I've sent someone a thousand bucks today. I didn't even say multitasking. I said double-tasking because you can't. Sorry, though.
Did you do today with a thousand dollars?
No, I was paying someone through Chase
and I paid them a thousand instead of a hundred.
Oh, like you did.
It was cool because he was like, Emily,
I don't think you met the semi-a thousand dollars.
You sent me a hundred dollars.
I mean, you met the semi.
Is it because you were talking
and doing something else?
Yeah, I was doing eight million things I wanted.
So I said, I put a zero on it.
I'm an extra zero on it. So you're an example of how good you are at multit, so I put a zero on it. I read an extra zero on it.
So you're an example of how good you are at multi-desk.
I know, it's terrible.
I shouldn't be dealing with numbers anyway.
But I want to go back to one thing, the delayed ejaculator, because I gave him advice for
the pre-method ejacuse he said he has all these other issues.
So everything I said to you will help you and the more you get to know your own penis and
how it works without having your girlfriend around, whether it's ED, PE, or delayed ejaculation, whatever it is, during masturbation and your
alone time is when you're going to figure out the best way to work your own penis.
Same with women and masturbation, the whole thing.
So I think that's what we got time for tonight, Anderson.
And I just want to thank everyone for listening to the show. And I've
been just really heartened to get all of your emails, receive our emails. It's been going
crazy lately. So I just love hearing from you and I'm on Facebook. She says these things
are off air before the show, too. She talks to both of them right now. Yeah, she's 100%
serious. Like it's going mad. We got like 20,000 new likes on Facebook in the last week.
She's like, she's like touched. I am.
I'm not even a cryer, but like I could cry.
It feels amazing, just hearing from you and I love you all.
So thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily.
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Perhaps play a little game called Just a Tip.
Just for a second, just a see how it feels.
Hey, this is Jordan Harbinger, host of the Art of Charm Podcast, the number one dating and
relationship advice podcast in iTunes.
I'm Emily Morris, host of the Sex with Emily Podcast, the number one sex and relationship
podcast and iTunes and it's sexwithemily.com.
And this is just the tip.
We hear a lot about the clitoris and all that stuff and oral sex.
Can you give us some oral sex tips?
Yes.
Here's the first one.
Women really want to know that you're actually into it.
That you want to be down there, that you find her attractive,
and that you've got all the time in the world.
Because otherwise, we're just concerned
that you're not interested, and we're looking at the clock.
So first thing I do is just show that you're into it.
Be enthusiastic, OK?
Instead of like the whole like, oh, she's making me do this. Yeah, are the guys you go down there for like two seconds with her tongue?
You're like, I just went down on her.
It's like two seconds.
Like that you didn't even do anything.
I didn't even know you were there.
So a lot of women have insecurities about it.
They've insecurities about hygiene.
And so they just make sure that you, she knows that you're into it.
Next thing is you've got to bring your tongue into the mix.
So don't do it, never start out too hard when you're performing all sex. How else would you have oral sex if you know?
I don't know. I don't know why I said this.
You're nose and inhale. I actually about that would feel like.
But you can first start by using your tongue along the length of your clitoris.
So the clitoris is not only that little bud under the hood but it extends deep inside the woman's body.
So flick your tongue quickly along the shaft and you create vibrations that feel really, really good.
And another thing is you know how she loves her vibrator. So next time you're performing
oral sex you can hum a little bit. The humming will feel good. Any particular tune?
Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Whatever you're doing. Yeah. Or you know if you're
musically inclined. She might be impressed by a song.
The theme to a ballad.
Yeah, a ballad like a Richard Marx ballad.
Exactly.
Yeah, wherever she's into.
So try that.
You can hum, you can lick, you can lick and flick and just be sure to mix up all the movements
that you're doing.
Like you want to make sure you're not doing the same thing the whole time.
So flick the tongue, be wet, sometimes in sort of finger, now and then see what she's
into.
Play around, have fun.
Got it, experiment, fun, fun, fun science.
Exactly.
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