Sex With Emily - Candy, Flowers & V-Day Foreplay

Episode Date: February 9, 2016

Valentine’s Day is less than a week away and Emily, Menace & Producer Madison have got the international day of love on the mind. From advice for picking the perfect flowers for your partner to tips for keeping your Valentine’s night as hot as possible, this show is a veritable grab-bag of all things V-day. The approaching holiday isn’t the only topic of discussion, however. The group mulls over a smorgasbord of sexual subjects! Menace share’s his feelings about foot fetishes, Madison shares a sensual sex story and Emily tells us exactly what she would do if she had a penis for a day.While many of us are spending this week frantically finalizing our picture-perfect plans and finding unparalleled presents to show our love this Sunday, take some of the pressure off and let Sex With Emily help! Get detailed insight on how to prep for the big day, and hear a fun tidbit or two along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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channel. Check that shit out. We've got a lot going on, a lot of content, a lot of things to help you have better sex and relationships, because that's what we're all about, right, menace? All the time, all day 24 7, sex with Emily dot com. Right. You love it. What were you saying when we were talking earlier that you said you talked about this on your show, on your morning show, the morning show show. Congratulations by the way. Thank you. You just got renewed for like 15 more years. Oh three years but I wish it was 15. I mean they did offer more but we like to keep our options. Totally. Yeah but three years is great. Yeah it's a daily podcast. We talk about pop culture. People

don't know but people love that. If you can't masturbate to it. No but listen if people like podcasts they should listen to the Woody podcast. Yeah, just search the Woody Show. You'll find it totally. I'm on there. I've no copy. I'm just talking to them more. But I do. You were saying something earlier, but then I could be able to hear about how you're talking about this on your show on our previous previous podcasts. We're talking about being cool through X's. That was it. That was it. Emily from S such a lonely podcast. BFF. She is like going on vacation with X's and hanging out.

You know what people are looking at their boyfriends and they're like, yeah. In the mix with their X's and stuff like that. Which is just like kind of like recently in the news, you know, did you hear about the whole Kanye, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa drama. And then they all squashed it in Kim Kardashian, invited Amber Rose, who is Kanye West's ex-girlfriend, over to Kim Kardashian's mom's house to squash all the beef that they were talking about.

Oh, just to get cut in the butt. Yeah, they're like, hey, let's end all this. That's good. that's great. Yeah. That's really mature. And then they post it selfies together and put them on each other's Instagrams. They selfie. They selfie, every day.

They selfie, they may not, that's you know what? So I don't know if they're gonna be going on vacation with each other, but I believe you can like be cool. I take it to that level. You can be cool. And it's true, actually, when I'm in a relationship now, I think about, God, when we break up, this will be fun to be friends with him

and because this is what I'll enjoy about our friendship. But most of people think about their current boyfriend as maybe being their husbands. I just picture them being my best friend after we break up. Yeah, I mean, I've lost touch with all pretty much all my exes, but I've always been cool with them after. I never had really a bad breakup. Right, yeah. You're just kind of, do you like. I never had like really a bad breakup. Right. Yeah.

Maybe like a slow phase. Everyone's got one bad breakup. But most of them is usually pretty cool. Unless you're the crazy one. And then it's always a problem. Well, it's always a girl's a crazy one. Yeah. That's how it goes, guys.

I love her. Oh, she's amazing. She's the best. Oh my god, she's amazing. And then I'm like, what happened? That cool girl you're dating, she's crazy bitch. Oh, she's a bitch. She's sent by a bitch.

She's a bad guy. She's a fire, you know. But no, there's crazy., she's crazy bitch. Oh, it's crazy bitch. She sent my shoes. She's not fired, you know. But no, there's crazy. She's always crazy. Oh yeah. Yeah, there are lots of crazy guys. That's true. And so I wanted to say that it's Valentine's Day coming up. And I think it's a very close to your heart in many ways,

but also maybe there's some trauma. I'm not sure that your mother was a florist. Yes, I just don't know if that was a- It was her Christmas. Right. Not a lot of trauma. The thing is, like- I was a seam childhood stuff as trauma. Sorry, it's for a couple of months.

No, no, no. It was great. My mother was a florist when I was going up in high school. She would send me with like two bags of single roses. And I was like the man at school. Because I was just hooking up. Every girl that like did not have A boyfriend that was giving flowers that day or

You look out on here. Yeah, so that that part was great But then also the part was like oh my god like so much money that's been spent You know because right now Before Valentine's day we can go drive down the street and we can get a dozen roses for like 10 bucks. But when it becomes Valentine's Day, holy crap. Like now, now that my mom, I mean, my mom was a forest. Now, when I see flowers, like I look at the quality. Right. You can tell. You can tell that. Oh, that's, that's crap. Tell people how to tell because women now. Yeah. Yeah, I can tell, like, oh, that's, that's cracking. How do people tell? Tell people how to tell, because women now.

Yeah, well, like, like, okay, so. The kind of wall. Valentine's, on Valentine's Day, you have to go with the roses. Don't go with like some dumb bouquet that does have, like, that's too much to do and stuff like that. Go with, definitely go with the roses. Don't go with the roses to have like a bunch of, I don't know.

Babies breath. Babies breath and all these other just flowers, heart cards, and yeah, just try to keep it simple. Okay. And I think that's the best way to go. Okay. Good advice from a florist son.

Yeah, I mean, I know it's a lot of money, but a minimum is probably going to cost you for something decent, it's like a hundred fifty bucks. Like a dozen roses. Yeah, with delivery and everything. I'd rather just have that money. Yeah, I know. Let's give car to demon Marcus honey.

Happy. That's why I see it as such a waste because I know because you know the cost. You know, the cost and it doesn't last that long. I know. It's terrible. It seems silly, but yeah, you're right. But we are going to be talking to you about Valentine's day a little bit We're going to get into some sexy moves that are I always you know, it's a sex show people so there are some things

We always talk about spicing it up and doing things differently. We're going to break down a very specific things that you could do on Valentine's day if you're hoping to Valentine's a sex or just you know next time you're with someone but I don't know. It's been a while since I've got because I was fine and difficult More challenging to get do like specific positions, to explain how it in the past actually looked, and we're on the air, trying to show like a penis with my hands. But these are actually things that I'm gonna be able to explain that you can do.

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Oh, do you want some tips? No, no, just like, what did you say in the game? That's a good, you know what? That's actually a really, really good point. Madison will pull it up. But do you want to talk about it? We talked about like gifts for the single girls, gifts for the guy. So what? Okay, how can I ask you a question? Yep. Okay, we did debate. Yeah, go okay, as as ladies. Wasn't hard. No, no, no, what what do you at least expect on Valentine's Day? And don't tell me you don't expect it.

No, my thing is if they say I don't care, I don't want anything, they just do something because it is a day about love, it's a day about recognizing your relationship and doing something special. So I think we want, but it differs from people to be mad at someone's on the show. Mad at someone's on the show. Mad at someone's on the show. You can't always be there. Mad at someone's awesome.

What would you like Mad at someone? I think the whole point and what we definitely, the point we're trying to get across is it's all about knowing your partner, which is why what you're saying about the terrible flowers and stuff like that. If you're gonna go flowers, get flowers that you know that they like. If they like lilies, get them lilies. If they like tulips, I don't know who looks tulips,

get them tulips. I do. Yeah, okay, so there you go. But yeah, there you go. So it's all about, I want a gift that's gonna show me that my partner knows me and knows what I like. Versus like, and you know, it's like, and our gifts.

Look, that's great and everything. But you got to get the flowers that are going to make all the other bitches in the office jealous. You know what I'm saying? You got to go above and beyond. You know what I'm saying? You've just sent them to the office so she looks good. Of course, that's the pimp move.

My whole thing is flowers die. Like I don't know, maybe it's just the fact that I'm like 25 and like I don't have a lot of places to put flowers, but like when people send me flowers, they die. Like I don't have any other put them and I have to throw them out. Like it is a waste.

But you have to do it. It's just a thing that you don't have to do. I think the point is love. I know women say I don't care. I don't care what I'm trying to do it it's just a thing that I don't care I don't care about but if we're in a relationship okay do something plan something card I don't care about what it is we even did some DIY gifts that were cool okay well okay let's talk about our favorite toys of the year I don't think if you

already know what I'm just saying as women what do you expect okay I guess I expect a lot of the interesting I think I expect a lot of flora. What's after that? I think I expect a plan, but we could plan it together, even. If I'm in a relationship, I don't need him to be like freaking out for week in advance thinking what to do. Just let's talk about it. Like, I don't want to go to a fancy restaurant and stay with all the other couples. Like, I'd rather do something on the Sunday.

We talked about a lot of fun day-dates you could do. I want to go like ice skating. Okay. I just decided. Okay. I might go alone. It'll be fun. But just something out, you know, you can make a whole day you could do a picnic outside,

picnic in your house. Like you could bring in food and make it like have a super sexy evening at home. Well, definitely, if you plan, I mean, I wouldn't surprise them with a picnic. I would definitely have a discussion first. Right. What if they're allergic to grass? You like take them to a park and they're just sitting there itching from head to toe.

All right. You talked about like Netflix and chill, like a tradition. I do like volunteer together. OK. This can I just give advice to women? Don't have that discussion to say what you want to do. Because the guys can be like, oh, so what do you want to do? And you're like, oh't have that discussion, to say, like, what you want to do. Because the guys can be like,

oh, so what do you want to do? And you're like, oh, nothing. But he know you really want to do something. Right, you're right. Because then you're going to totally hold it against him when he doesn't have, has anything to do or. You're so right. It's going to be something super lame

that you don't like to do. People just don't talk enough about anything across the board. I think is what I'm realizing. And I've realized that it's truly, these things that should be so easy of just saying what we want. This is what I prefer.

This is what I want in bed. You know, it's so easy to say what we don't want. But why is it even in life when you're trying to pick a career or you're trying to pick anything? It's like, what do I want? It's so hard. And then I think the reason why people don't communicate a lot

is part of it they don't want to be judged. but a big part of it is they just don't know yeah, so I mean Maybe some girls like I want a dozen roses and I want a dinner perfect But I think a lot might be okay with talking about it making an experience that you both share yeah 2016 like do you feel like you're in charge of Valentine's Day? Yeah, I think I am. I mean, my girlfriend definitely gave me a guide. She's like, look. What she says, see, I want to be one of those girls.

Tell me what she said. She said, she's more of a dude than I am. She's like, all I want is a steak dinner. I go, pfft, done. I'm ready. You're going to take it a bow or something? Yeah, I'll take it in a nice steak place. And then, she's really expect flatters

because I think it's a waste, but I already set that up too. How about the sexy love-making stuff? We, for work, I have to be at a hotel. So I'll go eat some. Oh, that's the night you're going to go to the double tree? To a hotel. Oh, another hotel. Okay, don't talk about it.

But I am doing commercials for double trees. Everybody should stay at double tree. Oh my God, I want to know where you're going. See the okay. Okay. Now the thing about ice skating. Yeah, for the day, maybe for like an hour, but I would love to go away to like the four seasons for the night. Like I love nice hotels and I love staying in really nice hotel. That's what I would love. I would love to trip for the weekend because even stay in LA

and I want to massage and I want to eat room service in bed and then watch TV. All right. Well Madison, she's in a relationship. So have you had a discussion about Valentine's Day? Yeah, but we're going to San Francisco. Oh yeah. So uh you your buddy hooked him up with some. Oh for real? Yeah, so we're going to crush and we're saying his parents live in San Jose. So we're spending Valentine's up with some of the. Yeah, so we're going to crush and we're saying his parents live in San Jose.

So we're spending Valentine's in his childhood bedroom. Oh hell yeah. With his parents on the other side of the wall. So we get to do silent sex, which is just about the most awkward sex of all time. And a hotel room hotel tonight. We honestly his parents like spoil. They do weird about it. No, not only that, they spoil us.

Like when we stay with them, I mean like like everything we could possibly want, they provide, they do my laundry when I go there. I've been doing my laundry since I was like 15 years old. But do they provide rose petals on the bed and Loub? They do not, I bring my own Loub. Well, we're gonna get back Sunday night. So we'll probably do like our big like hot sex thing. Sunday night when we get back to our house.

Oh, right back to our house. Yeah, we get back to LA. Yeah, we get back to LA. But yeah, we, I make a point because he's not a good planner and I don't like, he does things last minute. So I always ask him ahead of time, like, hey, so let's talk about Valentine's Day. What do you want to do?

What do I want to do? Let's figure it out because I don't want him to stress out about it and I don't want him to feel guilty and feel bad. That's really good. Like I try to take some of the pressure off of him because I'd feel terrible. If like, it was up to me and I just like floundering feel guilty and feel bad. That's what I'm saying, that's really good. Like I try to take some of the pressure off of him because I'd feel terrible if like it was up to me and I was just like flondering around there, he's not a mind reader.

Yeah, guys don't know. I mean, and women don't know either. Let's talk about it. That's why. That's why. You're girlfriend knows, but you know. But you also don't want to be the girl who like I want him to be a mind reader figured out.

I know, and if you haven't had that discussion yet with your partner and you are the female in the relationship, you should totally bring it up because if it comes around Valentine's Day, you're just going to have argument and a crappy Valentine's Day. Right. You have five days right now to figure it out. He hasn't said anything. Say, what do you think we should do for Valentine's Day?

Right. It's obvious. There's nothing wrong with that. You're so right. That's a great way to put it. So what, what are you down to? I'm down to the, they're gonna disappoint. I know everyone says that guys are done, guys are done, they are gonna disappoint you.

And I think some women want to be disappointed. I don't have a drama on Valentine's Day. You're so right. So, so, so. Like I thought he would do something, and why did he do something? And, or what he did was lame and went bowling. Yeah, right.

And nothing wrong with him. You're so right. No, right, I get it. Absolutely right. That's what he wanted to do. Right. And you could tell him that like, it's together like, what do you want to do? right. No, Brad, I get it. You're absolutely right. That's what you want to do. Right. And you could tell them that like it's together like, what do you want to do?

What should we do? Here's some ideas. Yeah. God, I just think we made, we kept so much love together. We did. I feel like people were just about to break up all over the place. Talk about it. But a little bit of sex stuff.

And just we're going to throw in there that it is valentine say. And it is the one day you're that you can focus on little sexy, something different. Of course. Right. You're going to be in hotel room. Yeah. I'm going to destroy that.

You want to come to my trunk and I'll give you some like candles and glue. Yes. Because you need better gas mileage. It's just weighing you down. I know. I do need it. It is.

I do need a car anyway. But okay. So the largest male sex organ. We know what it is. Your penis. We know how to work it. You say you guys are simple, but women, you know, we're wired a little bit differently.

And the arousal starts in our brains. So it turns in our minds. So you know, guys have to like tell us ahead of time, like sexy things they want to do, set the scene, like candles, the glow of the candles, the sense, all of that. Create a mood, give a massage. You could stay at home and do all these things. But like I feel like it should be the night where you're doing something that you haven't done before.

So it could be a central massage, which you've talked a lot about on the show, teasing, which I know you don't want to be teased. Or go slowly too, this could be and I have so sensual sex. I think that a lot of women would like, here's what I know. So being on love, we've been talking about this,

really, that we're gonna start having colors in a way that works for us, because we tried it here before, because a lot of times we get emails from people, and it's hard to like, we don't get the whole story, right? Yeah, there's parts missing. So oftentimes, for example, in Lovelight, and it's another show I do it twice a week now,

it's also a podcast. Lovelight, check it out. But people calling, they're like, I just want more. My husband, we were together, the sex was great, but now I feel like he's butted in this woman that he's butterfingers or just he goes right for my, you know, I've always talked about,

like he goes right for the sex. And so I just think that if you are having sex the same way which you feel in a relationship, it's probably gotten to some sort of routine, no judgment, but this is the night where you could slow it down a little bit. Try a little something different, you know, with massage oil, with a little blindfold, or just going slow, kissing, that making out

when you're having sex, looking into other's eyes, you know? Move slow, five times slower, all of that. This is the time to do it. Slow it down. Slow that shit down. Just for once. And then tease it. Because guys just want to jackrab it 24-7.

They do, they really, at the end of the day, you would, right? Of course, of course. Every guy. I don't think every guy. But guys just want to jackrab it 24-7. They do, they really, at the end of the day, you would, right? You swine over. Of course, of course, every guy. I don't think every guy. But guys of your genre. And there are 90, 90% of dudes. Teasing. They're going to, every guy, she's the Madison shaking her head.

Do you think every guy just really wants Jackhammer left to his own device? My boyfriend texted me to thank me for having slow-central sex with him. And not being like, just get it over with. Like, Fulon was like, I really liked having like romantic sex with him. I was like, whatever the F you want to hear.

No, he won't. Oh, he called her out of the blue. He'd honestly, he didn't like, I don't ask for this at all. Like usually I'm just like, yeah, go ahead. Do your thing. I'll just be here because like, I'm tired. And we had like, Fulon sex. And he texted me out of the balloon was like,

I just want to tell you that that was like really amazing last night. It really liked that we were able to go slow. Yeah. Can you explain what went down in that session because this is what I'm talking about? No, you don't have to be really specific, but when you were saying it was intimate and it was connected and different.

Yeah, I thought you were talking about what led up to it. It was like, you heard me listening to porn, and it was like, so what was that? And I was like, well, I guess we're having sex because I don't wanna explain that I was just looking at porn for no reason. So that was real romantic. No, it was the fact that like, we did like, it was like up close positions kind of where we were like moving really slow and really like intimately.

We're like looking at each other's eyes and we were kissing a lot and things like that where it's like, well, I don't know, we were like up against each other, like pressed up really close and it was just like, we were connecting on a level and he wasn't asking me a lot of questions, which I absolutely hate. Check it out for kind of questions. He'll be like, he'll be like, do you like it better like this or like this? And I'm like, dude, I had to have a conversation

with him about it like a couple of days ago. I was like, dude, like you gotta stop asking me questions because like the whole point of sex is to get me out of my head. And then you're asking me questions and I'm like, oh shit, which do I like better? Do I want it that way or do I want it that way? And then all of a sudden I've lost the moment

and I'm like, whatever, just do what you want to do. It's over for me. I can imagine Emily asking a billion questions. No. True or? No. I don't ask about a question during sex. No, we're at all.

In fact, I should talk to her. Really? No. So you can save until after. I'm like, oh, by the way. That's where the guy's made it the most. I'm like, OK, let's talk. Listen. Let's talk for three hours after having sex.

I do. I do. I do ask a lot of questions during sex. I think I got lazy. You do like a deal. A briefing after, though. Like, after where did you like? So what did you like?

Sometimes, like a hot lie. You know, on your balls, when I used the blowjob spray, could you felt that your penis became more lubricated? Let me get out my recorder. I need to take notes. Let me take notes on the yellow pads after I've had guys handle things really well like sexually that I've had to write down. Yeah But I Don't use names. I changed the names to protect the innocent But teasing also so I thank you for that description Madison of your slow-intensual sucks

That is see your there your slow and central sucks. That is, your hearts are pressed together. You were moving together. He was not talking. Thank God. That was great. You call him and thank him for not talking. I said, I think I told him later, I was a guy like that.

He was like, quiet. That too, because he was so quiet. That's a great way to do it. But this is why the tease is so important, because it starts it up. It's in the longer you have the suspense, longer you wait for anything like to eat these brownies Which I'm kind of eating now. Yeah, I can help because I'm so hungry delicious, but Everything tastes better anyway. The suspense in life. That's what's part of what makes sex so hot is that Cheese without being cheesy

Because I just laugh so hard. I know, but like you could, you could just, I know, man, this, but really you know. Instead of undress her slowly. Kiss her. Kiss her ears. You probably never undress her. You're like, bitch, get undressed. No, you have to.

It's like I don't try to be all like slow and sexy about it. So, that's like, make it a game, make it more playful. You don't have to like, whatever it is, just something different, it's so 80s. You don't have to be like 50 shades of gray, like have them like stone faced and stuff. No, like laugh through it. That's fine if that's like how your relationship is.

Don't take it too seriously. I'm gonna be blindfolded, blindfolded, give her massage. She won't be able to see you laughing. She has a blindfold on. She has a blindfold. You want to look at her. You can laugh. We're a effing muzzle because of being dying. So we could just say it's true or something.

And so yeah, I know I get it. It's so funny because I actually went to this community the other day. What the fuck is his name? I saw Bill Burr and I saw a few others that were great. But he was saying that it was really funny. He goes, what am I going to do? He's like, I'm going to get up there with my wife.

And I'm like, OK, if she came out of French made, you know, for I'd be like, that's funny. Like, I'd laugh. I would laugh because first of all, there are no hot French maids. Like, you don't go to France and there's not French maids running around trying to clean the room. Why is that?

But the premise is, I would laugh at that. People say spice out. That's what I'm saying. But here's the thing, what people don't realize is that, yes, at first, you might laugh when you try something new. And you might not succeed at it, if you will. Just like when things, that's when people don't want to try new things.

But after you get through the laughing, the first time, maybe they're like, okay, wait, we're laughing, but that's kind of hot. Like, you're wearing that little thing and I'm gonna spank you, or I'm gonna take it off, like you just might see her in a different light as a French maid, maybe that turned you on

or maybe it's a school girl. But I know everything sounds cliche but that's because it actually is and it can work to shake the thing that gets boring in relationships is the novelty. Is that there is no, it's not novel anymore, there's nothing exciting, there's nothing new or spontaneous.

So you wanna do something a little different? And look, I'm not speaking for all guys, because I know there's gonna be a building, thirsty guys emailing and saying, oh, I love it. Tees me all day. I want to see your feet and masturbate to them and stuff like that, you know?

I'm just speaking for myself. So I don't want to get it. I don't expect you to screw him. I don't laugh. I'm like, come over here. Just up as a French maid. I love it. But we always say, by costumes together,

like go online or go somewhere like, you know, but really fun. Happy Batman and Robin. Would you be Batman? I would be. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Not the hamburger, but a bat rabbit.

Batman, yeah. Bat rabbit. Bat rabbit. Bat mammoth. I'd be a rabbit. I heard Batman. I'll say, no, there's, Batman was sexy. She was pretty hot. Yeah, I would do a rabbit. I heard Batman. I'll say no, there's Batman with sexy.

She was pretty hot. Yeah, I would do that. Back in the day. Yeah. You could rock a full latex body suit. Let's do that. I could totally do that. You should.

I have a friend, I have a friend. I love latex, latex is hot. So, you know. You should start doing that on your Instagram and blow up. What, sexy latex? Let's do a latex photo shoot. Do you have someone? I know someone, yeah, who does latex and they need full body shoes.

Latex is all day. But I do. And you need to put lube on to latex. To get latex of your body. I love wearing lube. My buddy, his uncle, is like super into porn, right? And we were helping him move from San Jose, California. You might be related to your boyfriend's family. I don't know. But from San Jose to California. You might be related to your boyfriend's family.

I don't know. But from San Jose to Tahoe, right? So he had like tons and tons of porn. And he had like this latex porn stuff where people would vacuum seal themselves and have like hoses out of their mouths. To breathe. Yeah, I know it is. Well, that's a little extreme. F is that. Well, people have latex fetishes. I know. It's a fetish. I just want to wear a sexy latex cat suit. Yeah, there's so many

fetishes out there. We're gonna get a foot bar. We're having a few fetishes on the show we talked about. Yeah, what's one of the plans coming up? We're doing a lot of exciting shows this year with a lot more guests and people who are interesting things. Oh my god. A foot fetish is you have a heart attack. Yeah, it's so well, it's so huge. So like on, on our show on the Woody Show, we have this guy named Seabass. And we sent him to go do all this crazy stuff.

And in Los Angeles, they have these foot fetish parties. And then so we sent him to go like cover it. And he went in there. And it's just women. And they're just like getting paid. And they go into a private room. And nothing sexual is like, they're not having sex. I love fabotage.

There's worshiping their feet and like paying these women like crazy money. And it's just going, again, we've always tried to crack the foot fetish code. It's just a thing. Childhood is it. Yeah, what is it? What is about it that makes it sexy, you know?

And I would love if you get a shirt from a child that we have, we've had emails. It's like it's something that's tricky. They never really explain it. They just say, you know what, I like it, but you know what, I just, I like boobs and butts and thighs, but they require a fetish, he requires it for orgasm, for completion. Yeah, yeah. And so if like if somebody could just break the down and say, why, that'd be great. We thought, okay. But I don't think we've had that.

It was different for each person, but a lot of times something will trigger. In childhood, like something with a foot or a memory. And then that becomes, that could become a sexual thing for them. It could be through a lot of different reasons. The funniest thing at this party, they were telling us that there was a chip bowl.

Like, I would not put my hands in the chip bowl at the foot fed party. You know, would you? No, I'm not as fun. That is a fun. That is a really funny observation. Do you know what though? I would.

Like, I would, I would hungry. I would not have made that connection. You do, now I'm about to throw up. Yeah. But I totally understand what you're saying, that that would be really gross. You also eat the barnets. Like when you go to bar, you eat the barnets, because that's really bad too.

Is that? Are you ladies going now, though? Because I apparently can make some good money. Yeah, I love, well, they've been, I just want the part where they were side. I don't want the problem with their penis again. They might put their mouth on your feet if that's cool. I kind of feel good, but usually if I was someone I like. We paid this, my coworker, 200 bucks,

has stuck on my toe for five seconds. So he stuck to my toe. Oh. It felt so nasty and gross. Like it would not want that. Really? Like it's just like a deer or something. Oh my god.

He got the 200 bucks, I didn't get shit. You didn't get shit, but he said he stopped. And you were all grossed out. Yeah. That's hilarious. Good as I'm thinking about it for a day. I think you should take a field trip to this foot finish museum. You should. I'll let you guys all grossed out. Yeah, that's hilarious. I'm gonna stop thinking about it for a day. I think we should take a field trip to this foot fetish museum.

You should, I'll show you guys all the information. Okay, thank you. We'd like to go. Wait, wait, wait. Just rest in the middle. So you should kiss your girlfriend's feet this week. Yeah. Yeah.

Why? She has a really small feet, which is cute. That's cute. Perfect. Yeah. You do a deep throat. Yeah, totally. Deep throat or a big toe? Yeah. No, it's weird because I'm not into feet,

but I do like, buy in her shoes because I can appreciate a good quality. I know you do, you do like the shoes. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, anything good, Lately, you want to? I'm just curious. Lately, nothing that you would like. Okay, how do you know?

Well, you don't like like, fans and stuff like that. I wouldn't do back some fans, but I mean, we're going to Vegas, how do you know? Well, you don't like like vans and stuff like that. I would do rocks and vans, but I mean, we're going to Vegas, so, you know, there's always a little bit of shopping. I want a guy who takes this shopping too. I love YSL. I love a man just take me shopping. I'm like ready for that phase of my life.

They have websites for that. It's got like sugar, the adi's yeah. What's your price? But he'd be like 90 now. But that'd be fun. If you would choose to. I always told you you should set up that Amazon wish list.

I know. I said you should. You should. Oh my gosh. You should. I mean, I don't know about that, but they buy you things. They buy you nice things. We should set it up for sound equipment.

Hey, we guys want to buy a sound equipment. We'll do more shows. I know, but it's expensive. Yeah. It's like, hey, before like you don't charge anybody for the podcast, if they want to buy you something cool. That'd be so nice. How about bias equipment? Be sure to kickstart.

No, we absolutely should. No, we should buy it. We'll make an Amazon wish list. That's a good one. We'll make an Amazon wish list with all of the sound equipment we need, and if anybody wants to support the show. And some shoes. Yeah, and some shoes.

And some lingerie. That'd be awesome. I love it. That's really sweet. Thank you all for supporting the show. Because we are going to get our own little studio because right now we move around we just want to be centrally we want to be located somewhere we can talk whenever we want to talk which is often okay I'm gonna but first I'm gonna talk about a

few things okay cool I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm like so I'm so off top I don't know what I'm saying but it's a good show right okay I love it I'm gonna take my hand I don't care if anybody else likes it I love you I think it's a good show, right? Uh-huh. Okay, Adam and Eve, I'm gonna take a ride. I don't care if anybody else likes it. I love you. I think it's great. I think it's good to you again. I feel like we should have slow, slow, slow central and tend to heart touch. Whoa, whoa, okay.

Um, no, I'm kidding. That's a take a moment. Adam and Eve though, Adam and Eve, you know what they say? Yeah. Adam and Eve says, yo, you can make this Valentine's Day one that you'll both never forget with an amazing offer from AdamandEve.com. Uh-huh.

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These are stockings for Valentine's Day. They should. They don't, yeah. Okay, the other thing is what? Oh, I don't know why we haven't talked about this. Yeah. What the, why haven't we. We haven't talked about this. Yeah. Let's see. What have I leaned?

Because I think that you were into it for a while. It was popular a couple years ago, where everybody was talking about it, right? What? But now, it's like back in the forefront a little bit. So earlier, I talked about that whole drama between Kanye and the Rose, the acts and all this stuff. Well, so Kanye was on Twitter talking all this crap. I saw the whole thing about India.

Right, like, and then she said, like, he likes to finger the booty. He likes to finger the booty. Finger the booty. Something you could try on Valentine's Day if you want to. But that was on my list. You were really promoting that heavy for a while. I think about maybe back in San Francisco.

I wasn't promoting it heavy. I was saying try it. Emily Moore supports butt stuff. Yeah, I was promoting it. Yeah, I was like, everyone should go get their prostate. You're outside the reo station with picket signs, finger in the booty. You were in the forefront.

It was probably. Are you thought I talked about it first? And now everything's about anal and box. No, no, no. The one I first heard about it was, and I mentioned this on the podcast before, was that movie Road Trip. It was like all about it and then milking the prostate. And then like a year later after that movie came out,

it was all in the magazines and talking about something. Well, because there's something male G-spot and a lot of men think that it makes them gay. There'll be no sensations there. It'll be painful, whatever it is. And men don't want to ever play with it or have it even trying out. But a lot of men can experience great pleasure by having a finger in the booty. Yeah, but now it's taking it's been taking to the extreme. So the finger in the booty was like, you know, a couple years ago.

But now it's pegging. Pegging. Pegging. Pegging. That's like, I tell you, it's always a gateway, right? You get a finger and next thing you know, you get a full line. Pegging is the thing that fell on time though. But you think now more people are talking about pegging.

I agree that they are. I agree that they are. Like, it pegging because there's the finger and then there's a woman where it's a strap on and she becomes a full-on man and penetrates her partner carefully with lots of Loub. Which is I am sorry I repeat a lot of stuff with the broad city which is a great show. I want to watch it. That's what I'm gonna do about it. You can watch it. You can watch it. You can watch it on Hulu but they have a whole episode about this guy. One of the girls is into this guy and he busts out a pegging apparatus.

And then she's like, no. No, well, she's like, all right, I'll do it, you know, but she was kind of hesitant. It's weird for some women. They're like, I don't know, you know, but some women are good. Well, the guy brings it up. I'm sure it might throw a woman off of they never experienced that before. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it is the kind of off if they never experienced that before. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it is the kind of thing again. You might laugh. It might be uncomfortable.

You might be like, well, this is weird. But it's like anything new. No one's an expert starting anything at all. The first time you had sex, but that's the best sex of your life. No. So this is what I'm trying to say is about trying these new things, like the thing we left off

on was playing a role, because it allows you to become someone else. And you lose your inhibitions, you explore your playful sides together, and it springs the novelty into it. So you don't have to like, stranger in the bar or anything, but you can like dress in like a sec,

you don't have any sexy outfits, baby. But wouldn't it be fun if you like strippers probably? If she dressed up in something sexy and did a little dance for you, I mean, I would be laughing my ass off. You really would? Yeah. I have another question my ass off. You really would? Yeah. I have another question though about penises.

Go. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? I would. What would you want to do? What would you do with a flashlight? What? That's because I dream about flashlights. You have it for 24 hours.

You wake up in the morning. I do my flashlight. Okay, flashlight. I think it'd be cool. And then I would go, oh my god, then I would go, I guess I would have to go have sex with a vagina. Like a real vagina. I have to go find a vagina.

Okay, let's say you have a vagina. A girl find it. You're available. What would you do? Like what positions would you do? Oh my god. Anything, tell me. I would do, I would, I feel like I would know what to do, but maybe I would be nervous

because I'd never had one before. I thought it'd be so weird in the way. It's a whole different hip motion. That's what people don't realize, like, especially with pegging when like women, like, wear strap-wise, they don't realize that, like, our hips don't ever move that way. So there's like, no, we have no experience in it.

So it's hard. Like everyone's, I was just jack hammering up. See? Because there's so much fun. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not what I was talking about. No, I was jackhammered. No, I would, I would. If you're having sex with a woman, you have your penis.

I'm trying to picture like I've tried to convince. What would you want? Would you want missionary? Would you want to do a doggy? I do have a lot of time. I probably want missionary because it seems like that feels the best. No, but if you don't care about her, it's all

like a baby. No, I don't care about her right now. For a day, I'm going to be a misogynist, and I'm going to go through my penis. And I feel like I do dog care about her right now. For a day, I'm gonna be a misogynist, and I'm just gonna do my penis, and I feel like I do doggy style, and I probably have to try a missionary, and I have to try a jackhammer, just to see why it feels so good.

But I would let her know that I'll do other things too, so I would knock off doggy style. I think missionary, do people, I mean, I feel like guys that's a universal crowd, please, or you don't like missionary. No, no, missionary's great. Right. So, yeah.

So, I would try that. Right. It's like, yeah. So I would try that. Okay. I would try, what else would I do? I would grab my balls. I played my balls. But I have balls too, right? I would do the things that balls.

Totally get the whole baggage. That would suck. I feel like, hey, you can even pin some of my balls. I play my balls. I might trim. Oh. That wouldn't be a little man's game. No, I fell in love with your day.

Yeah, I can. I'm in time to man Mansuke. I've got 24 hours around the clock. I might do something inappropriate, like maybe I would flash someone. Oh. I'm trying to figure out the grossest things that I've done with their princesses. Send dick pics. I might send dick pics. Like, I might just, just everyone on your Instagram DMs, you just send them all dick pics. I'm just 700,000 people.

I'm our Facebook page who like, like, does since it's dick pics. I'm a send log goddamn dick pic back. And it's going to be a lot of money. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you. Just everyone on your Instagram DMs, you just send them all dick pics. Just 700,000 people on our Facebook page who like Dustin's dick pics. I'm gonna send log-out damn dick pic back

and it's gonna be awesome. That would rule. If you didn't mention that, you would get a blowjob. Oh, I would get a blowjob. For sure. I'm just trying to think of who my partner is. In my brain, I don't have like a, not that I've been with women before.

Okay, okay, woman. But not like that. It's a fantasy world. You have a penis for 24 hours Oh my god, who are you gonna have sex with like you have access to anybody? I don't know I don't have like No, I'm not saying Let's be in fantasy you just say you know what I have a penis. I'm gonna have sex with that girl

I have sex the girl. I don't know no one comes No I have sex with a girl. I don't know. No one comes for it. No. Fuck. No. Man. Who the fuck, who? I was just saying, wow. There's so many to choose. You have access to anybody. I don't want to say it. I don't want to scare me.

Really. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to hurt somebody's feelings. I don't want to know where. I wish Emily would have sex with me. Here's the thing. I want to be like a 21 year old mindset of a man with a penis who doesn't really done

this. I have any feelings. OK, people, don't get upset. There's still going to be 21 year 21 year old mindset of a man with a penis who doesn't really don't have any feelings. Okay, people don't get upset. It's not certain. There's so many 21 year olds who are super sensitive. But I want to be the guy who like I don't even know where her face is. Like I don't even know her face. Yeah. I just want to feel the vagina and have sex with her because then I feel like if it was someone

that I fantasized about then I would have to be that guy. I would like to be selfish in this day with my penis. Okay. For the first half of the day. And then the second half of the day maybe I would like to become, in this day with my penis. Okay. For the first half of the day. And then the second half of the day, maybe I would like to become, you know, try to like give a woman orgasm.

I feel like I would be really good at that, but the first half of the day I would go crazy. Like yesterday, I was everywhere and like, masturbating. Like things to go up and see, like, mattresses and stuff. Yeah, but, like, get stuck. You do it all. Like get stuck in like a Coke bottle.

People are like calling it a level. Like, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I would do crazy shit. What, are you doing with a machin' anal? See, come on. I'm not a big fan of anal with a vagina. I mean, like, in my life, like, as a woman, I like it. But it's like, what's you not receiving?

I hope I know what dude, this is like, how long do they gotta eat, too? It's a really long day. What else am I missing penis-wise? I'm maybe a try-coccurring. Oh, man. Because I'd want to feel vibrations. Like, vibrations feel great on a man, as we know. And so, I would cocking. Oh, yeah. Because I want to feel vibrations. Like vibrations feel great on a man, as we know.

And so I would try that. Yeah, I might just show my guy friends who they want to take a piss, because I'm sure it'd be big. I'm going to have bathroom. And then I'd show them how big it is. Yeah, that's what I would do. And then I might do inappropriate things of the gym. I don't know.

And the ass on our. You got a full day. Full day. But I've always said that. I would like to. Would you like to have a vagina for a day or no? No.'t know. I love it. And the ass on our song. You got a full day. Full day. But I've always said that. I would like you. Would you like to have a vagina for a day or no? No.

I know. What do you guys say? Like, oh, if I had a vagina, I would just stick things up there all day long. It's actually, though. Who's got time? I've really time. That's like my job. I mean, not in pizzas.

I mean, I would just like go out and get free drinks or something. That's the fun. As a woman, you get like, you know, yeah, you get discontent to get free drinks, free trips. You know, you get your sugar daddy relationship or something. That's the fun. As a woman, you get like, yeah, you get disconsiated for drinks, free trips. You get to a sugar daddy relationship or something. Yeah, no, it's true. That's too much of all that, dude. We'll be boring. OK, we're not.

After you get back to it. No, we can go to some emails. But another thing you could do is if all that stuff is too hard for you and too gushy or too weird, just like you guys could take a long hot bath together, throw in bubble bath, wash each other the down, it's like four plates, good, you need up to four plate, like get such a little candle. Any showers awesome? No, not shower, like a bathtub.

Fine showers, okay. Alright, bathtub with the rose petals and candles on that crap. Yeah, it's awesome, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Shower, shower, shower sex awesome. No, shower sex is awesome. I'm telling you that I get it. It's in shower shower sex. Oh, no shower sex is awesome I'm seeking the baths loaded down Don't what do you mean? I feel a bad that's a 80s. Okay, also, but you have to have a good size bathtub

Yeah, just because when you try again to a regular size one You have that problem to get stuck I Like my my legs crap You have that problem. Do you get stuck? I get stuck. Like my legs cramp. Dude, you sound like a really good time in bed. You sound like a party.

I know I'm really selling myself hard. Not at all, dude. I hope you guys never break up. I hope you never break up. OK, so another thing is if it's too early in your relationship for the mushy stuff and the heart to heart that looking into the dissect, like Madison or boyfriend, with their pounding hearts beating as one.

You could also just say, like, what are the most memorable times when you sex together? You could be like, if you're a new thing and you wanna like expand it, you'd be like, what was our memorable sexy moments? What, what was it like trying to feature to express your fantasies that whole bucket list thing? I'm just trying to infuse some sexy stuff

in Toeal's Valentine's Day, but we can do this. No, no, that's great though. Okay, good. You just so it's first two. No, no, no, I'm just messing with you. I need to know that's great. Okay, good. You just so it's good. I know no, no, I'm just messing with you. I'm giving you hard time. Okay, cool. But I do believe do you think one of those things will stick that night?

Are you gonna be definitely? But no, I mean, let's be a hundred percent honest. It's minutes. What? I mean, having that conversation of like, oh, what's the greatest time we ever had sex? With each other. With each other, that's a heart conversation. Why?

I know why it shouldn't be. But why is it how she would be told to me? When you wanted to know if she was like, oh my god, that time we were at the double tree and you analied penetrated me. Why wouldn't you like to hear that? No, I would love to hear that. It sounds like a rap song. No, I just think it's like-

At the double tree and you analied that tree. Exactly. I don't just think it's like- At the double tree. And you ain't no leave. That's true. Exactly. I don't think it's impossible. And I bet many couples out there have really strong relationships and having those types of discussions. For me, personally, and I know a lot of guys are like this, it's just embarrassing.

It's embarrassing. And that's something that they just need to get over. I need to get over that. You do, and I give you, I think you guys should talk about. I don't think you've probably even never talked about sex with her. No, I do. I do.

I'm just saying you should do it. But I just don't want to have a discussion every time. I have sex with her. It's not every time. Guys, think we're talking about this, Madison. Guys, I don't want, was it talking to you about this or someone? They're like, I don't know.

Maybe it was the only thing that was Madison because I talked to her. Anybody, I was thinking I was talking to my friends. They're like, I know it's like guys are always assumed that we talk all the time. I'm like, we don't even think I was the only one who was the only one who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who was the man who funny reaction gifts, okay? Exactly. Do we have time for an e-mail? Yeah, just do throw an e-mail. Which one should we do? Let's do one that's a good one here. What do you think? We only got time for one.

I hope people enjoy the show tonight. Yeah, it was fun. I was super fun. Tell us what you like. And right as an iTunes, whenever you say that, minus we do, people actually listen to you. Oh, thank you. And they go to iTunes.

Because I make them feel guilty. I'm like, look, you don't pay for the show. I help you enjoy it. At least you can do is just go on the computer real quick if you have iTunes. On your phone. On your phone. And it has a little comment section,

a little places to put stars. Emily would like for you to put five stars. Me personally, I don't really care. Thanks. Just be honest. Just put the amount of stars in the comments. And let's say, oh, I'm, you know, I'm an Android user. I don't use iTunes.

Well, wherever you listen to the show. I guess, Ditcher. If you listen on Stitcher, you listen on Podcast One. You listen on Spotify. You listen on Spotify now. All podcasts? Yeah. I think so.

Our first, I remember on Spotify, we get emails sometimes people would be like, I think it's not to find everything, this sex with Emily website, anywhere you can comment and rate the show, that's all we ask, that's all we really need. So it's so sweet. Because it just helps to be real,

it boosts Emily up in the ratings, and that just helps us. And emotionally. Emotionally. It's like emotional support for, but also boosts the ratings, and then it helps pay for the show. I just had to say that just and emotionally emotionally. It's like emotional support for but also boost the ratings and then it helps pay for the show.

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feedback at sexwithm.com, including your name where you live. High Listen. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you.

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I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to you. I'm clinging to it. We've been experimenting with some toys to try to spice things up. However, it seems like there's no spontaneity left. Almost every time we have sex, it's scheduled. I don't mind having scheduled sex, but would like for it to happen randomly from time

time as well. What are some ways we can fix this? Any advice we appreciate it? Thanks, Jay. So, he's trying to fix it up, he makes it up, they tried scheduled sex, but that can also, at least they're having sex now. It's like, you know, but now we want spontaneity. So good for you, Jay, recognizing as a problem and focusing on sex again and making it part of your focus. Because scheduled sex is a good place to start. Now, when I first

started the show, menacing people were like, oh, scheduled sex, like, that sounds like a good death sentence. Like, oh, now we take now, we have sex, then we started the show, menacing people were like, oh, schedule sex and like, that sounds like a good death sentence. Like, oh, now we take now we have sex then we eat the dinner then we take out the clothing like this There's nothing sexy about that but for a lot of couples who are very busy or they just sex isn't happening You know for they don't want at the same time when you know that like every Saturday night and Tuesday You have sex then the rest of the week you don't feel pressure, like one of the parties in the relationship might feel like, oh, he always wants it and I don't. So you just know.

And that actually helps couples. Cause it's like, I know every Saturday and Tuesday, we have sex. But you also like everything you got to make stuff a little. So you need to create an environment for having the spontaneous sex. Because with the scheduled sex, he probably doesn't really like try and set the mood

and do stuff like that. So there could be things that would get her in the mood and create, because nothing really is true that's spontaneous. But what he could do is like do things to connect to her. And I mean, it sounds like they've both been working really hard. He said that's why they weren't having sex. So he could create an environment that's conducive to sex. So, again, sex with the bedroom. The killer night. So, it's a good thing, right little alcohol. Make it a central place. You know, rather than a reminder of things that have to be done,

like your bedroom is all messy, like papers, like clean up the room, do an active service for her. Maybe she's stressed out about something with workers. She's been wanting to like, clean out the laundry. I don't know, do laundry. Like women, I used to think there was a joke as well. It's like, oh, women find men doing chores around the house sexy, but they really do.

And vice versa. I don't know if you guys, you think women, a lot of women, they're just the burden of a lot of chores are put on them. I don't mean to. It's so hard these days. I want a PC. But typically, women say, if he has a dishwasher

or he puts gas in my car like that I don't agree says that his wife gets Super high when he ever whenever he fixes something. Yeah, it's true. It's high like do something nice for like It she might be so stout like a little change of scenery to go away together go to hotel Keep experiencing no with the toys and positions and if you feel like you said that's been working a little bit I would ask her like again men men might not have this conversation, but say so, these toys we've tried, this, you know, literal stimulator or this, you know,

rabbit vibe, which ones that you like and why? Like, I feel like people might try things, but they might not have the dialogue around it to know where to go next and to keep expanding it. So, that's what I think he's got to do. But I think he runs the track here. But I think you're on the track here. He made the schedule sex happen, and now he's gonna make the more spontaneous sex.

And I hope that everybody has some sex, and if you're single on Valentine's Day, little self-loving goes a long way. Oh yeah. It's sex with someone you love and it's a holiday about love. And I love all of you. So I really do.

Thank you everybody for listening to the show and supporting us into our 11th year now And I hope everybody has a wonderful month valentine's day Dave love whether you're with your friends yourself your lover whatever make it special. So thank you, menace Thank you. I mean at menace across the board. Yes, and my dog Chiro on Instagram. She loves all the followers She's so cute. Okay, baby. You get a bark box. That's not a good thing. No, I have it. Okay, forget it. Don't do that. Okay, thank you Madison. Thank you everyone for listening and was good for you.

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