Sex With Emily - Cougar Catching
Episode Date: October 26, 2011Emily's obsession with the Fyre Tv porn box, what should Emily name her new dog?, what's got Emily smiling so big, women who advertise their break-ups online, Emily's almost nip-slip, a celeb mom catc...hes crabs, why to stay friends with your exes, a "Cross-Legged Strike," do men like the reverse cowgirl position?, how long should sex should last?, how to make a woman feel special, tips for approaching older women, dominating your partner in bed, the right way to turn a date down, the most sensitive part of the penis and taking advantage of foreskin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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And it's like your daily sex and newspaper.
There's a lot of information every single day, like changing.
Exactly.
It's not like, you know, how the, you know,
website was this basically a place where they're for the podcast. It was. like, you know, how the, you know, let's say it was this basically a place where the forecast now there's news polls. Like you said, a lot of polls going on.
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It's me super fun. Hi, Matt. I miss you. know. Totally missed you this weekend and Friday's show, which was, it was kind of awesome.
It was like, girls gone wild in here. Friday show was insane. It was so much fun. Like,
my interns were like, this was the best day we've had all summer. Like, they were just
crazy because my friend, the people on the show, we were talking about sex. They're very,
very open. They're bisexual. They've hooked up together. One of them was my friend from class who you met Sarah,
Dr. Sarah Miller, she's now a doctor.
And they were just really open about like oral sex tips
and the threesomes and orgies they've had.
And they were just hilarious.
Like they just broke down.
Like there was one moment when she was talking about
like going down in a woman and the important things
you need to do and she was like making noises.
And like she was like, I just want it really wet and you guys are like,
I can't, I can't, I know that when we went back
to my house and watched it,
it was just as funny the second time we were laughing
because there's things with me, we missed you.
How many times did you get flagged over the weekend?
I did not get flagged.
Liar!
I didn't get flagged, I didn't end up with them,
nothing like that.
Unless you knew I'd talk with them,
but they at least spanked you a couple times.
They didn't spank me.
No, no, no, no, she spanked me earlier in the week when a couple of times. They didn't spank me. Not one. No way.
She spanked me earlier in the week when we were out.
Uh-huh.
But she did not spank me this weekend when she was staying with me.
What's wrong with you, though?
I don't know.
I missed out on some good vlogging.
So also explain, there was a lot of tweets going on over the weekend.
Okay, so my intern, so one of my interns went on a two blind dates this weekend.
So she was doing live tweet updates, live intern updates from her her date, which was something about like some guy wanted to dress up and the old
didn't times like kings and things kind of stuff. Yeah, it's the Renaissance fair.
I'm sure you got. So we're going to get into that. We're going to talk about that
actually on the next one of our shows. We're doing an online dating this week.
Uh-huh. And she's good. They're all going to give their play by plays of what are
the right things to do online,
what's not, like this guy showed up.
She's like, he was older than he looked in this picture
and he wasn't dress cute.
She didn't like what he was wearing
and she broke it down and did some things she regrets
and she's gonna talk about that in the show.
Ooh, regrets.
So live intern updates, that was really fun.
And then I played a lot with my new porn box.
I know, I set it up.
I know.
The first thing that happened is we,
you start scrolling through it and it's just like,
girl and girl, like sex toys, anal,
analingus,
analingus crazy stuff.
Facials, hand jobs.
There's a whole hand jobs up category.
So we'll talk about it.
I know you sent me the picture.
Did I?
I sent you a message back and you didn't,
I don't think you got it.
I never got it.
You didn't? What'd you say? I said now if only the thing can give me hand jobs you didn't, I don't think you got it. I never got it. You didn't?
What'd you say?
I said now if only the thing can give me hand, Josh.
I know, you wouldn't even want it though.
I know, but I,
wait, wait, wait, wait, you liked Cazaro.
I might have liked it because it,
maybe it's a robot and I wouldn't talk back to you.
Exactly.
So what I'm talking about is fire TV.
There are a new sponsor, FYRETV.
It's the ultimate adult video experience.
And it really is.
They gave me a set top box but you can watch it.
You can watch it on your iPad, your phone, your computer.
You don't have to get the set top box that I got with 15,000 movie titles.
You can access those movie titles anywhere.
It's like the Netflix of porn.
And I want everyone, I think it is the solution to porn.
FYRETV.com, everyone needs to check it out.
You get exclusive wealth and deception DVD for joining.
You get a free movie when you join.
And it's just, I can't believe it.
I don't even think I need cable now.
Like I just have porn.
It is pretty legit.
Like me from the technical side of it,
it is really good quality top, like they have this thing down.
I think they pretty much have it down more than Netflix.
Yeah, because all the movies they load
really fast and you're on a wireless connection. Right. And and it's like high quality. It's not like
pixelated or anything like that. It's really it's done really well. It's done really well also because
you can sort by different categories and they have like 100 categories like we were just saying
like you could pick out like they have a subcategory just on hand jobs. Like you can just watch
hand jobs. You could just watch oral sex you
could just watch girl and girl you could just mean facials facials there's facials which
we talk about what you were talking about orgasming on the face a lot we had a debate going
for a while if it was good or bad not that it's good or bad that men should ask permission
first and some women might be down for it and some women might be offended by it and those
people that are offended by it then you don't want to be with them you don't want to date them
exactly yeah you have to be like you don't want to be with them. You don't want to date them. Exactly.
You have to be like, you don't want me to jack the interface, we're over.
Yeah, done.
Everywhere you got to have your bottom line issues that you want to deal with.
And, menace, I have to tell you I know you're going to be really upset, but I got a dog.
What?
No.
I did.
I got the dog last night.
So my friend rescued the dog from me.
Oh my god, I just had a conversation about you over the weekend about the dog.
Would you say, yeah, go.
Go.
Me and my buddies, we were at work and we're getting ready to go to a club because we're
throwing a party.
And one of them says, oh my god, menace, I feel you so much because you just got off the
phone with a girl.
He's like, I feel you so much about the dog thing.
He goes, the dog thinks sucks so bad.
He goes, we can't do anything.
We can't go anywhere for a certain amount of hours. She can't just come over and spend the night
at my house and we can just, you know, hang out for the night. We have to go back to
her house because of the dog. No, but this is a big old dog that I can't forget. No,
no, no, no, no. And then I said, then I said, oh, yeah, I go, Emily was trying to get
a dog forever. And I go, thank God I talked her out of it. And now
and now the dog arrived. I have a goddamn dog. We have to name it though because I named
her Scarlet because she's from the south but now I think it doesn't match with her
so I'm thinking Dixie. She's really cute. She's Jack Russell. Honey it's gonna be good.
And she's I can bring her everywhere. There is hair everywhere. I already have hair on
me like she sheds a little bit. But she's so cute. She slept with me last night and I might never need a man again
Like she was super cuddly like we didn't have sex or anything obviously that sounds sort of wrong for me to say
There was no peanut butter. There was nothing but we cuddled and she was sweet and adorable
And I've never had a dog and I think it's good for me
I think it's good for me to commit to something like that. I'm sorry, but she's adorable and
Yeah, it's really fun. I can't wait till she sniffs your butt while you have insects.
I'm going to laugh.
No, I'll lock her out of the room when I'm having sex.
How are you going to do that?
What are you going to put her in?
You're supposed to.
Anyways.
Well, I know because dogs like to watch checks, but some dogs like when I used to dog sit
for my friends dog who got me this dog, like the dog just, they just kind of sit there
and they don't really pay attention.
Is there like a, you can turn, return in 30 days?
Yes, so here's the deal.
I got to be honest with you.
Yes.
So my friend Charlotte, who's my best is one of my best friends, she just became a vet.
And she just, she found this dog at a rescue shelter in Louisiana, drove across country
with her yesterday with four dogs in her car to give out to all my friends.
There's dogs here.
I know, but these are really really interesting.
She was working in the shelter.
Anyway, so she's like, Emily, if you don't want to keep Scarlett, I will take her.
So I'm kind of trying her out.
So I don't have to fully commit, but I feel committed.
I feel like I want her anyway.
So I should tell you real quickly what we're going to be talking about on today's show.
I think that's really important before and so menas can mull over the fact that I got
a dog.
Topics on today's show, will we reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sexorotherly.com?
As you know, if you become a premium friends with benefits member, your emails go to the top
of the list and we answer them right away.
That's another benefit.
So anyway, okay, here's some of the topics.
How long should sex last?
Making a woman feel special, how to do that?
Friends with benefits?
For real.
Cougars, domination, warming up a four sex
and multi orgasms.
And we'll also be giving you tips
for pledging an uncircumcized man
and also a circumcised man today.
But we're gonna talk about circumcision versus uncircumcision.
All right.
Are you like really excited today about something?
Why?
You are talking really fast.
Oh, I am?
Yeah.
You're like, I don't know.
It seems faster than normal.
Um.
I'm a bit of a bit of a bit of a sex toys dog.
I don't know. What's going on?
What's going on? Nothing. I'm sure. Yeah, I'm not more excited than usual to be here with you. Did you find a new weiner or something?
Um, I did meet someone, but I didn't see his weiner. Okay. Um, I met, yeah, I did. I met a cool guy on Friday night at a party. Um, but
Yeah, and I, I mean, I don't know. He likes you so you don't like him. No, I'm not that simple. I'm not that simple. I'm not that simple. I'm not that simple.
But you want to commit so you're over. No, it's been five minutes. I just met him. I know. No, no, he wants to commit.
So it's over.
I'm not that easy. Madness. What's the Emily from years ago? I'm a different woman now. Totally. Totally dude. What about you? Did you hook up with any checks this weekend? Not that I can't remember. I got wasted. You get sick again. I didn't
throw up this time. Oh good honey. I had so much fun. Did you? Yeah. Saturday night.
Saturday night was my party. I was okay. I don't drink when I have my party. So it was
fun. Friday night. No Sunday yesterday. I there was that concert that always happens, I take you once in a while.
Remember, it's in the Golden Gate Park.
Okay.
The Alice, that was it.
Oh, I went when I was a bit of a summer.
Right.
It's awesome because there's open bar and open.
Oh, fun.
Open food.
And just all day?
All day?
Yeah.
But it ends at like 4.30 and I had a dinner that had to go to at 7 with some of my friends.
So there was that in between times. So we're like, oh, let's go to another bar and I was like
So wasted right and this is the funny thing. So on Twitter. This is my most annoying
Thing that I hate that women do when they become single
They like they pray like some women do and some don't,
but I'm just saying this is a thing that bugs me a lot.
This particular genre, man.
When they break up that they have to announce it to the world,
they're having a parade, they need to go to Vegas,
they need to go do all these things
and tell everybody that they're single, right?
And it's so happened, the person that was doing this,
I was trying to get a hold of that day earlier
before I even knew that was going on.
And put the number was different, right?
And then she sent out that message
and I go, hey, I'm not responding to what you just said,
but I'm just saying that I try to call you
and your number wasn't the same.
So they all had a break. I had a break.
Did you change your number? I had to change my number because it's all crazy,
blah, blah. I'm like, and then I start because I'm drunk. So I start
f-ing with her and I go, oh yeah, I get it. You know, you love bad boys,
you know, the guy who loses and all this stuff. You need projects and all
this stuff. And dude, she was like dying because I was dripping in an answer.
She's laughing dying?
Yeah.
And then she goes, are you done lecturing me?
Right, right.
I love that you're lecturing.
That's so funny.
But what do you mean these women?
Like I know women who break up with guys
and then they post all these sexy pictures of them
on Facebook and stuff like that.
Yeah, just where they just go over the top
to let people know that they're a single now.
It's just like, dude, people break up every day. You know, it's like you don't want to feel we want to feel like they're having like a parade down the street
And let everybody know like I don't like well
That's why you can't even answer on Facebook either that you're with someone because then you got to explain that you're not with no
I mean, that's the easiest way you just change your status and you're done
Yeah, but you don't need to what happened? What happened? Oh, I saw that you have to single you know from our inner But you don't need it. What happened? What happened?
Oh, I saw that you left to single from our inner relationship.
You don't need to go and tell her.
Clearly, those are people that want to share that information.
And maybe there's some other guy.
I mean, women do crazy things on Facebook.
Maybe she's like, maybe there's some guys she wanted to see that posting
because she's really into someone else now.
Yeah, or no.
Maybe she wanted you to say.
Maybe she likes you.
I don't know.
I bet she does.
So yeah, that's what we got.
That's we could do some sex in the news.
Yeah, no, how was your weekend though?
My weekend was awesome.
My weekend was so much fun.
I went to this really fun party in Friday night.
My friends, it was at my friend's house in Paturra Hill
as a neighborhood.
What, it wasn't a bar, it was at my friend's house.
It was a dinner.
I was just making sure it was an arcade or a cabin somewhere.
No, no, no, it was no cabin, no arcade.
My friend is, it's, so I love this.
She was her due date, she's pregnant,
and it was her due date that day, that Friday night,
but it was also her birthday.
So she was like, I'm having a party.
So she had a huge party, she's about to pop,
and she's about to have a baby any minute.
And she's dating guy who's 10 years younger than her.
And she is sexy, she's super hot, super hot,
10 years younger.
So there was like, like people in their early 20s
and 30s and four, I don't know, it was fun and cute, good looking crap. It was a, we all commented
like it was a really good looking crowd. It was like good, cool, awesome people outside.
There was a bonfire. It was really, really fun. And I did meet a cute guy. So that's
all I'm going to say about that. And then I went to, uh, for now. And then I went to,
I hung out with, um, I have a bunch of friends in town this weekend. So I did some friend stuff and then Saturday night I went to dinner. Oh, I was
watching the Dyke some bike march because it was gay pride. Yeah, and it was crazy in
the city. Like, just like gay, lesbian, everyone all over the place costumes and naked nudity
and fun. I did see so many topless or some chick. And she was hot. Yeah. She's just walking
around. She just, yeah, she was just walking around.
Cool.
Yeah, there's like lots of hot, hot, naked chicks
in the city, hot, naked men.
It was like gay pride.
So when I lived near the Castro, so it was really fun.
And then I went to, and then yesterday I got my dog,
I hadn't met my dog.
We'd skyped, but we hadn't met in person.
And we totally hit it off.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You just try to go through that really fast. You skyped with the dog. and we totally hit it off. Wait, wait, wait dog through the computer? Yeah, why is that weird?
You want to have sex through the computer?
Why is it weird to have to be a dog?
It's a goddamn dog.
I know, I was like, hi.
It doesn't know what the hell's going on.
Oh, baby, did you do it?
Hello, hello.
Oh, no.
So then last night, she, but here's a new one.
Okay, so then last night, we had a huge dinner party
at my friend's house, like 20 people, and a barbecue.
I went to two barbecues yesterday.
Super, I just like a beautiful day.
Yeah, it was awesome.
It was like barbecues to bar all these roof tops with stuff.
I'm a little burnt too.
And so we got there and so it was 20 of us sitting on the table and scarlet my dog
who were changing her name.
What do I think I need a new dog.
Okay.
How old is a dog?
Nine months.
Oh, you can't cheat.
It's already been called scarlet. No, no, no, she's a rescue dog. Okay. How old is dog nine months? Oh, you can't cheat. It's already been called Scarlett. No, no, no, she's a rescue dog. So, so my friend just named her Scarlett like
a month ago when she got her. So we can change it. Oh, you are effing with this dog so much.
I know. It's fine. But the dog could have chose anybody at the table. There was 20 of us
sitting around and she came over and sat next to me and put her head on my, on my lap.
And I feel like she knew that I was her owner. Oh God. Sorry, honey,
you'll meet her. We'll bring her in your fall. No, you're not allowed to bring dogs here.
No, no, no, they're a bit the you don't like dogs. No, I love animals. Yeah, I just don't want
the girl around that has a dog. Sorry, I'm around, but it won't impact your life in any way.
Okay, good. Okay, we could do some. Why don't you and your weekend sounds like it was super fun.
Yeah, it was amazing.
I had a lot of fun,
got to hang out with cool friends and all that.
I'm so glad to hear that.
Yeah, mine was good too.
Good friends and just some more time and happiness.
And then you know I'm gonna be gone.
We're gonna be pretty good friends.
You just brought this on me like two minutes
and four of the shows started.
I'm leaving, I'm going to Michigan.
Oh, speaking of too much for the show started,
that guy called me that I gave is I
I didn't see my phone. I
currently gave a phone number to a guy that I met at a party and he called me
twice and he just called me again a week later and I answered because I didn't
know the number and was right for the show. So I thought it could be like
producers technical. How do you keep on giving?
You know,
I have to random people. He was cute. But then he was met. He was cute. And then I was
like, I don't know. I he was cute and then I was like
I don't know I just I'm busy. I was busy. I forgot to call him back I don't know why I do that, but I'm not gonna do anymore
So I'm not I'm not I think I changed my behavior. I'm not like for I'm not just a
a a
What's the word a stagnant creature? I evolve okay? Okay?
Same-sex marriage sex in the news. Yeah.
FYI. This is big news. Same sex marriage legalized in New York.
That is humongous. I'm sure everyone started over the weekend.
The last Friday night, the New York Senate cleared the way for New York
to become the sixth and largest state to grant gay and lesbian couples
the right to be married. So I wonder what's going to happen.
I'm sure that, you know, for it says here,
four members of the Republican, four members of the Republican
majority joined oboe and Democrat in the Senate supporting the measure.
That's amazing.
So yeah, very exciting in New York,
with largest city it's happening.
Yeah, that's, I mean,
I hope they don't turn it like they did here.
That's gonna lead the way.
Yeah, that's gonna lead the way.
I hope so New York.
Seriously, for a lot,
this New York is the hub of this country.
Happening, it's really, really happening.
It's so, so, so exciting, right?
Before gay pride, it was very exciting. How many people do you think Gary got married? A lot. I'm sure when it happened San Francisco in our mayor
Gavin Newsom when he was mayor
He announced I mean people like hundreds of people got married over the week that first weekend that it happened
hundreds of people were like lined up snaked around city hall led me in gaze to get married
So I don't know what happened here. I didn't follow it over the weekend
I was totally unplugged all weekend like oh, oh speaking of unplugged
My phone died my phone died.
My phone broke, froze, and I literally felt like
my arm was cut off.
For four hour period on Saturday,
I was able to receive text or phone calls,
and I lost a bunch of text.
Why should reset it?
I didn't know how.
And then I had to go to Verizon.
Why'd you email me?
I already called you for another technical question
that you didn't call me back about.
That's where it was now, Friday.
I called you Friday.
No.
You know, remember, whatever.
I left you a message,
I'm like, I know you're not gonna listen to this,
but I have a technical question for you.
But anyway, this is just a side note
that losing your phone,
or break not having access to it,
I hated how much, how annoyed I was
and how much it impacted me
and that I lost a bunch of texts.
People didn't get my texts.
And you feel like I have no way of telling people
that I didn't get their texts, they don't know.
Yeah.
My phone dies all the time.
So I go periods of time where I will not have it with me.
And I feel naked.
I just, I fiend for a place to plug it in and charge it.
Yeah, me too.
I know.
It was bad.
It's bad because it really affects relationships, too,
because if you walk down the streets and you see a couple, one of the couples
is looking at their phone.
Exactly, always.
There's always, yeah, when you're out,
it's on the phone.
Especially here, it's like iPhone country,
and it's either both the couples
are both looking at their iPhones.
Yep.
The entire time.
The entire time they're on their date,
or whatever, walking, yeah, that bumps me out.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to go into dates when we're both on our phone. That would be a deal breaker. That's deal breaker on his phone the whole time, first date. We've talked about that. walking, yeah, that bumps me out. I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna do any dates when we're both on our phone.
That'd be a deal breaker.
That's deal breaker.
On his phone the whole time, first date,
we've talked about that.
Oh yeah, that's what I guess if you're whistening for a while,
you get nothing else to say.
You're not having sex anymore.
You're like, what else?
Let's get on the phone.
Let's play words with friends or whatever people play.
But love a TV mom caught crabs.
This is from you.
Yeah, I sent that to you.
I know.
But love a TV mom.
Why are you taking off your clothes
and put the camera in the shower?
It's dropped. It was dropped. It was dropped. the camera now drop you know what I'm gonna slip on camera
I'm gonna slip nip slip okay that's what we should label the segment no Emily
wasn't as I did I don't know why but love a TV mom cop we didn't believe this
was real you didn't when I sent it to you well with this morning I read it
but love a TV mom cop crabs from old New York mayor yeah Brady Bunch
matriarch star dancer and western pushing Florence Henderson reveals in her new
memoir that back in the 1960s she had a thing with late New York City mayor John Lindsay
and ended up with a case of little black things.
Otherwise known as public life or crabs.
Gets I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but crossover all socioeconomic
strata Henderson writes, he must have had quite the act of life.
What a way to put the cook the kai bosh on a relationship
so uh... she was married at the time while people really reveal all their
stuff when they get all the she knows the
missus brady was the catch crabs anymore like they used to do that you never
hear that anymore the dunginist kind of now you know what i mean the
car like the little
black things uh... i mean i don't think i don't want to think of Florence Henderson Brady Bunch mom with crabs. What a slower
Like seriously, that's a great word a slutty whore. Yeah, that's awesome. You never heard a slower
Okay, slutty whore. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm gonna use it every day just like SMD
Yeah, so you're using SMD now?
No, I forget, but I love it.
SMD, everybody is suck my dick.
I've been telling Emily, I'm like,
just tell them SMD.
Yeah, it's awesome.
I'm just like SMD.
What else?
It's so great.
But I can't believe that is Mrs. Brady's cheating lines.
You're not braiding.
I know.
They were all, she was hooking up with Greg Brady
when they were doing the show.
Like he wrote a memoir.
Like who would have thought?
And I was obsessed with Brady Bunch when I was little.
I was a TV obsessed person, up until I was like 19.
I watched TV and then I stopped.
But I would watch the Brady Bunch every chance.
I've seen every single one of them a hundred times.
Like I loved it.
Did you ever watch it?
Oh yeah, I watched it. It was so good but it's
so it seems just so silly now and simple but look what was happening behind the scene.
She's doing it. Everybody was banging like no all the characters were hooking up with each other.
I guess that happens. Yeah. And with you when you work with someone that closely you just
hug up with them sometimes. Start banging. Yeah. Study the shape of your lips may indicate better sex.
What? Here's a study that will have you examining a part of your body.
You probably didn't even know existed.
The tuber- the tubercle.
tubercle.
It's the little puffy spot in the middle of your upper lip.
According to a paper published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine,
women with more prominent tuberculous,
it's T-U-B-E-R-C-L-E-S.
Have a greater chance of having vaginal orgasms
as opposed to clitoral
orgasms from vaginal intercourse.
That's so interesting.
Why would they think to examine this part of your lip?
So it's bigger?
It's supposed to be big.
I guess so.
It's more prominent.
Mine's a little bit like off-color, like a little white because I burnt it on a pizza
that I cooked in the oven.
Recently, or like a permanent dam, a star.
It was like permanent dam, just like, like maybe 10 years ago.
Okay.
Because see, the thing is, I don't understand, you know, the pizza, when you get the pizza,
deliver to your house, it's cool.
But when you cook it in the oven at your own home, well, you don't know, but you don't
know.
I wouldn't know.
But when you cook it at your, the oven oven at your own home And you still leave it out for a long time the sauce is like a million effing degrees
It burns your mouth and the crust is hard as a rock. I think you're doing something wrong. I hate it
No, this is like every like everyone would say this who makes pizza home. I've never done it
But it sucked because you get a delicious pizza delivered to you
And then you try to make one at home and it's just it's just I'm actually going to a friend's house to make pizza tonight. That's funny that you mentioned that who's your friend my friend Denise
Girl, Denise
We're we have a friend in town who has a bunch of kids and so you're gonna watch your make pizza. Yeah
Yeah, I'm not I'm not having I do the dishes sometimes. That's right. That's what I contribute to this group because last night
We had this huge feast too, and I didn't look anything
Have you brought up that conversation about how I said do you contribute anything to the relationship to your girlfriends?
No, but I should have asked my ex boyfriend because he was there last night and said asked him that what do I contribute to the relationship?
They would have loved that because they rip on me all the time. Yeah, and this is group of friends
He was so you hanging out with your ex boyfriend again all the time
I hang out with him like once a week from like six years ago
He's the one who is the cabin that I always go to so this is that group of friends. So this is like orgy friends
We don't have orgies or geez. We don't who's banging who?
Nobody's being anybody. I mean, there's a married couple
I mean, I think that I could still bang my ex and I have like in over the years
But we just really are better friends. Yeah.
But he would be happy to trash me and answer anything
about dating me.
Like he dees the one who said Emily
is the worst girlfriend or something,
but that was years ago when he just says it as a joke
because it wasn't really true that I was a bad girlfriend.
Totally not.
I was a really good girlfriend.
I think I just, I'm not as, I think guys,
I'm not as, you know, into it. Into the whole relationship thing. I'm not as uh, you know, into it.
Into the whole relationship thing.
I'm not as like the girlfriend that's like trying to make it like girlfriend boyfriend.
Yeah.
I've just into my own thing, whatever.
We're still good close.
But he, my ex, every woman there, he's up like he, whatever he has parties, it's like
eight girls in the room, he's up with.
They're all his really good friends.
So he always keeps friends.
He was raised Mormons.
I think it doesn't do it that no
He just likes to keep them around just in case
Excess in case you just like girls do with guys. They call it the
The dildo in a case, you know, you got to break that glass case to get the dildo out
You never heard of that. No, that's when you date your ex. No, that's when you keep them around. Oh, yeah
Okay, you know, you break the glass like the fire.
There's like a fire hydrant.
I got a few of those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right, right.
Don't you, people that you go to, sex people?
My go to sex people.
People that you can go to.
No, I'm like cool with almost every ex girlfriend in my hat, but I don't try to have sex
with them.
Right.
No, me neither.
Okay.
Jada Pigg and Smith has revealed that she and Will Smith have an interest to have sex
and interesting places in quotes to keep their love life exciting.
The actress in her Hollywood superstar husband liked to experiment when it comes to love
making so they don't get stuck in the same old routine.
She said, we make love in some interesting places.
I feel like you have to keep spontaneity.
You have to keep your partner on their toes because once you know it starts getting into
routine, it's like it gets very boring.
You commit, you give your life to someone.
Jada Pinkett Smith keeps it. She doesn't mind watching Will shoot sex scenes with other
actresses, but worries he will show her up with his fictional performance in the bedroom.
So they've two children, da da da da, and they like fun to sex.
She didn't listen to any places because I can imagine because Will Smith.
I know. Why do you think this is interesting places?
Probably has. I can imagine because Wilson's in places, like what does that mean? Ridiculous money. And they could probably go to most interesting places
in the world if they wanted to, you know?
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like-
I think she needs like- I think she needs like- I think she needs like- I think she isn't. I was just thinking they have sex like outdoors or something, or I don't know. She didn't get into it.
But she mode up probably the most important thing about keeping sex hot is keeping the
spontaneity because that's what happens when you get to routine.
Routine means that you're no longer spontaneous, right?
But the key to great sex is having some spontaneity still there.
And so she knows this and that's what's so important.
Love their couple.
You always see them in the news. I got their sex life
So I think that's important. I like that comment that she knows that
Canada's gynecologist create Facebook sex ed game. What yep sex sex education in a modern format
But inspired by the age of civil re was an introduced Friday by the Society of obstetricians and gynecologists of Canada
It's a Facebook game called sex quest and, and it's aimed at helping Canadians learn
about healthy sexuality contraception
and sexually transmitted infections.
It's a trivia game, a trivia game, a topic of anything,
but a trivial game about a topic that is anything,
but trivia, am I still talking fast?
No.
Anything to trivia.
Sex can and should be a positive experience.
So it's a narrative game.
Because the reason why they did this is from Canada
60% of the teens couldn't identify candidates age of sexual consent
Which is which is 16 and almost 40%
Overestimate how effective male condoms are when they're used as a sole method of birth control And then 40% also said the internet is more useful than their parents and giving them information about sex
So they were like we got to do a game
Again, I wonder how they want to do a sex game. I don't know a game. Like, gang, I wonder how they wanna do a sex game.
I don't know, but they're, I think it'd be fun
to do a sex game.
And let's try his Facebook, let's do that.
I mean, it's probably, it's sex education,
so it's not like, oh, it's probably,
it's probably geolocated to Canada.
Sorry, it's me geeking out right here.
Geolocated, that's not how I'm like,
how do they market it?
How do they just keep it in Canada?
But that's really cool though
It's very important. Okay was Bristol, Palin date raped. Oh, I saw this
Sarah Palin's daughter said she was too drunk if I laugh
She was too drunk to remember having sex with Levi Johnson on the fateful light five years ago raising questions about consent
Because she was got she was got pregnant from pregnant from her new memoir not afraid of life Bristol
Payton writes at Levi Johnson her ex-boyfriend and father of her son trip stole
her virginity in a wine cooler induced wine cooler
I love the script and like I we all know what that wine cooler high school buzz
did you drink wine colors in high school hell no and I know they're not drinking wine
cooler she said it was wine
coolers
she said even though she wanted to wait till she had sex to wait till she was
married to have sex she said she's not accusing of date rate but under
last galah man who sex has sexual the woman who is in cat incapacitated or
unaware of what's happening is committing second-degree sexual assault
yeah
i thought by date rate but you, why would she even wear,
isn't she still with him or maybe she's not?
No, she's not.
Okay.
And she looks amazing.
She had some work done.
She did?
Yeah, she had a,
But she's like 18.
Yeah, but she had like her jaw realligned.
How do you know this?
It's in the paper.
It's on TV.
It's on TV.
And she looks good.
She looks really good.
Because she's not hot.
For what I've seen.
No, you should see the four and after pictures.
I'll pull it up and get her.
Oh, I love the four and after pictures.
They're my fav.
You should really check it out.
She looks hot.
But you can go on to the next thing.
But why would she, yeah, date rape?
Okay, anyway, I don't.
No, but like wine coolers?
Like how many wine coolers do you need to get drunk?
Four.
No.
I mean, I was in high school.
I could drink three.
And then if I ever had a fourth, I was really drunk. think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think strike in a bid to get a dangerous road fixed. The women of Barbacos, Barbara Coas, believe that they carry on with a crossed leg strike,
which started on Thursday, their sex star partners will be driven to lobby the government to fix
the road that leads from their town of 40,000 people to the rest of the country.
So it's like this really bad road, and so these women decides since the men of more power
there, they're going to, they're going to hold back on sex from their partners,
unless in getting them to protest the road
because the women don't have as much power there.
So they're like, we're going to keep sex from our husband.
That's not good.
Two hundred women.
We'll see how that goes.
I have to follow that.
I got it. I'll pull that up.
Before and after.
That's her before and that's her after.
Oh, okay.
She looks good.
Yeah, what she get done? She's just her jaw real after. Oh, okay. She looks good. Yeah, what she get done?
She's just her jaw realigned, some chin thing.
She looks good. Yeah. Yeah, you do her, huh?
I would do her. I don't know if I would like my mother-in-law if I married her.
Sarah Palin, yeah, that one's crazy.
Crazy. But, yeah, that's it for the section news.
Are we gonna do the emails? We are going to do emails.
I have my favorite part.
I love the emails.
It's so cute.
I'm really interested.
I'm going to go back and listen to the intern show.
Yeah, I'm fired.
Yeah, it was really good.
I'm sure you could get a lot of emails over.
We had intern toy review day, and then Kelsey reviewed her.
You just listened to it.
She reviewed her sex toy toy and she wore it on
Bart. And she talked about that experience. Oh, did she explain? I said who was using
the remote control? Yeah, she did. She used the own. She didn't give it to somebody.
No, she didn't give it. You can't disconnect it. It's not a remote control, but it's you
have to use the remote. Oh, you give it your partner if you're having sex and he's lying
next to you, but you can't get to a guy at barter. Oh.
Oh.
She's not saying that's the funny side.
Hey, can you hold this for me?
So do you want to hold this for me?
And turn it on.
Really, really, really, really, really on, really fast?
No, it was really funny.
So every week we're going to have interns review sex toys.
Cool.
Okay, today's poll.
This is last week's poll.
Here's the results.
What's your favorite sex position?
Four percent said reverse cowgirl. Nineteen percent. And you love the reverse cowgirl. No, 4% said reverse cowgirl.
19%.
And you love the reverse cowgirl.
No, men love the reverse cowgirl.
India, but you talk about it.
Because men love it.
I have a reason.
I just forgot about it.
And then men like it because they can see,
because it's, you know, it's when it's woman on top
but she's turned around so men can see their,
her butt like going up and down on their penis.
And I think that men like that visual.
I don't know, I never hear about it.
Never?
I've never done it.
I've never done it.
Or you've never turned around.
No, I'm not into it, but I never hear anybody talk
about it except for you.
So that's probably why it explains the 4%.
You probably think a lot of people are into it.
I think men are into it when they see it
and they're experiencing it, I think they're into it. I think men are into it when they're into it, when they see it and they're experiencing it,
I think they're into it.
I don't know.
19% I do know.
19% said missionary.
Not only 19% said missionary is their favorite sex mission.
37% said doggy style and 40% said women on top.
Yeah, that's the best.
You don't have to work.
That's not why.
Nobody can last longer.
But it is true that you don't do work.
You can men can last longer and you get to see their boobs and bouncing up and down.
You can do that and yeah, and then she like she pretty much does what she wants too.
Right, like she can control the motion.
Yeah, so you know that you're not really messing up because she's like taking control.
Exactly. And a lot of women, that's how they orgasm is on top.
I'd say more women than not than's even there on top, typically.
So okay, the new poll, whichever one you go vote never right now, or go poll.
Sex with Emily.com.
Sex with Emily.com.
Have you ever thought about a sexual act with a person of the same sex?
I'm gay, so yes, is one answer.
Number two, I'm straight, but I fantasize about the same sex.
Number three, I only fantasize about the same sex during masturbation.
Number four, no, I never think about same sex partners. Yeah. So go
answer that. High on Lee and Menace after participating in your poll about
how long we like sex to last by boyfriend and I timed our sex. From four
play to the finale, it was 28 minutes and it was seamy. Thanks for always giving
us something to think about and new things to try. Thanks Michelle from Baltimore.
P.S. I'm a friends with benefits member. It would be great to see
menace on the video as well, contrary to what he might think. Okay, so menace is going
to be, we just need to get more friends with benefits members so we can bike another
camera and have it in the studio on menace. So just join right now if you want to see
menace, we're going to get another. Right? What? Yeah. That's a deal, right? We have
the company has to do it. Yeah gotta get other cameras we need we need more
you know we need more equipment more equipment we just got a cd player the
other day so can put the intro back on i know remember intro that you all
loved or hated we're gonna put that back on yeah
uh... so uh... yeah menace is not on because he doesn't want to be right i
mean do you know what you would be on
no i mean i because i also like send out the link to all my fans from,
from my other radio show.
From your life.
From your life.
From my other radio shows.
From the menace fans.
And they probably come here and go like, what the hell's going on?
I know, I know.
Well, we just have to do that soon.
Thanks, Michelle.
And then thanks for becoming a Friends with Benefits member.
We totally appreciate it.
Okay, Emily, friends with Benefits is awesome.
Keep up with the great work.
Here is my question.
Friends with Benefits is awesome. Keep up with the great work. Here is my question. Friends with Benefits is our Sex Family Program.
I hear all the time that the key to a girl's heart
is to make her laugh and make her feel special.
However, I do not know exactly what it means
to make a girl feel special.
What should I be doing both in a group setting
and a loan to accomplish this,
Billy from Vancouver, Canada?
Okay, so I would say that to make a woman's feel special,
it's the little
things. It's not like the big grand like, bringing her flowers or buying her jewelry or
making her dinner. It's really the little and it's more subtle. Like, you know, we always
talk about compliments, like complimenting her on like specific things, like saying, like
I really like, you know, you look great today. Like I was going out to this guy and he
was like, you look really beautiful tonight. Like you look, like he was like very specific about
like your hair, you know, if they come in her hair
or you come in her on something specific,
that's like you look hot.
So I would think if you notice, remember specific,
specific things about her and what she likes.
Like if she, you know she likes certain ice cream flavor
and she's sleeping in her house and you get that ice cream
or you get chocolate at your house.
So just those little things.
Remembering things, she loves.
I would be loved when you remember.
I was dating the sky for a while and he knew that in the morning you'd make coffee and
I love cream in my coffee and he was like, always, he never had cream in his house but then
like after we were dating for a while he had cream.
Well kind of cream wasn't there.
I knew you were going to say something about that, half and half, whatever.
And then, and you got to listen.
I think a big part about women feeling special is that, again, it's the same thing.
But listening to what she says and remembering, how was that big meeting you had with your
boss today?
How did it go well?
Because a lot of times we feel like we're talking to men and it goes wherever they had them.
Like, how did you not ask me about that?
Or if I tell you what I'm doing something, you know, just remember it or ask me about
how my sick mom is or my, or just, it's little tiny things, you know, and you're saying
in a group how do you do it?
I think it's just by, you know, putting your arm around her, asking her what she wants
to drink, making sure she's cool, checking in with her, like some women don't like to be
like, if you're maybe with a bunch of your friends, Billy, and, you know, just making sure
she's safe.
I retain so much when I'm into somebody, I retain, I don't say anything, I just take it
in and I make a mental note.
Well, why don't you ever say anything and use it to your bed? I do. I do. You just said
you don't ever say anything. No, I'm in the moment. I don't say like, oh, you like that.
Oh, right. But you remember it later. I just remember it. Awesome. I just take it.
That's a great thing to do. So women, I think that's how she feels special because we were all
talking this morning. Like, what makes you feel special that a guy doesn't? So this is what we think, I think.
And we all think, okay, this is an interesting one.
Okay, dear Emily, I've always been in a long-term relationship
and last year was engaged, but decided to call it off.
After six months, I started sleeping with someone
entirely different from my ex-fiancite.
He was amazing and bad, and I never had someone
made me feel as good as he did sexually.
The sex was great, but he never asked me to sleep over
and put his clothes on immediately after we had sex.
Yup.
We started sexing each other intermittently
and continued to sleep together often on for a year.
Eventually, I could not stop thinking about him
and how good he made me feel.
Often, he would not text me back for weeks or months
and randomly a text, what you doing.
We've all gotten less sex.
I started to feel like he did not respect me
and the friends with benefits was just benefits.
It was just benefits when he was bored
or it was convenient for him.
So I eventually asked him in person,
why have you never asked me to see Bover
or touched me after you have sex?
He said because we don't have a relationship.
He said his last relationship hurt
and when it ended, he didn't want to go through that again.
Oh, that's bull.
But that's a good cover-up.
That was it, and I called the next day, no response.
Three weeks later, he texted me to let me know
he was back from Brazil.
I still want to have sex with him,
but I was hurt badly because it made me feel
and worthy of that little amount of respect.
What happened?
I date lots of other men, but I can't stop thinking
about him because the sex was that good.
I'm wondering if he even enjoyed as much as I did.
He said he had fun, but did not want to touch me afterwards.
In Vice, why did I like it so much
despite the lack of tenderness
afterwards, single in New York City?
Every single woman's story ever is such the story.
It's like, you want the ones because he doesn't want you back.
I mean, there's a lot of that, but there's also the, you know, we like the
chase, we like it.
But also when you connect, you bond with someone when you have sex.
So women have the oxytocin hormone that spikes and you get attached to
someone sexually.
But I don't know why single in New York City, it sounds like he's not tender, he's not
giving you what you need.
And he texts you every three weeks and you're asking me why you keep thinking about it.
I mean, you can probably just need to start, you got to get under to get over, as I always
say.
And it sounds like you need to bring someone new into the rotation because you're thinking
about this guy who's obviously not very healthy for you right now.
I mean, it's not cool. If you want to be like someone to be tender after sex and doesn't just put their clothes on like
He's not the guy like there's nothing he's done just because you've had great sex
There's nothing in here. He's done that shown that he could be
Relationship worthy or that he respects what you need. It's just about him
Yeah, and why are you thinking about it because we do this we tend to think about
situations and people in our life so we know aren't good for us
We know they're not great for us, but we can make choices too.
You can make a healthy choice that you're not going to return to texts.
Because obviously this is going on for a while.
It sounds like because you said six weeks later, six months, it's just he's shown his
colors and it sounds like he's not he's not going to give you what you want.
Yeah.
So I don't fall for it.
Don't fall for it.
He's not.
He doesn't sound like your guy.
She's not going to listen to it.
He doesn't respond to your texts.
And then three excited.
She says, what are you doing at 12, 30 in the morning? You didn't say that it was 12, 30 in the morning, but I assume that it was. And whenever you get those texts, I mean, he's just, he's not your guy. She's not going to listen to us. He doesn't respond to your tax and then three excited. She says, what are you doing at 12 30 in the morning?
You didn't say that it was 12 30 in the morning, but I assume that it was.
And whenever you get those tax, I mean, he's just, he's not your guy. So just
listen to me. It's just, you can save yourself months or years of just
obsessing. And you'll have amazing sex again. I promise you with someone that is
treating you the way you want to be treated. I can't believe that women do that.
They know the answer to the question. And then they're going to ask us for advice and not changing anything about it. You know, you know, it would tell
a single in New York change it. Don't don't respond to these texts. He's down. I mean, I'd be
so bombative a guy like didn't touch me after sex. I think that women, the whole cuddling
thing is not just because we, I don't know, we're like narcissists or we just need to be
calm. It's like it's like we, you actually like physically kind of need to connect with someone and that even if it's for five minutes, what do you do minutes?
Like top three minutes with girls cuddling. What do you do? Oh, that would be dumb. Oh, you don't
cuddle. Right. So it's too hot. It's too hot. It's too sweaty and hot. It's dirty. I want to shower.
Right. Right. So, um, right. So don't day, menace andace and no so so yeah, that's I mean
That's a really important thing for so so please listen to us. We're just gave you great advice. Just move on
He's not the guy New York. I'm gonna go there in October. You are already booked awesome. Yeah, you have been or you have been I've been there in a long time
Awesome. I love New York love it. I should be living there now, but I'm not okay
Dear Emily being a younger man, I become nervous about older women.
How would you suggest approaching an older woman slash kouger?
Koug?
Also I am from a small town in Alabama where nobody branches out in experiences sexually.
Everyone just sticks to their so-called traditional practices.
How would you suggest approaching a woman who is very conservative about either me dominating
her or her dominating me?
And shout out to Emily and menace for both responding to me in Twitter. It's good to see
professionals that actually care about their fans.
That's one saying Joe. Joe?
Joe. Oh, and I do have a Facebook thing that I want to talk about after this.
Okay. So Joe, like you would any other woman approaching any other woman, I
think it's with confidence. I don't think the age matters. I think that you have
to approach her with confidence and knowing, you know, just being yourself and
being comfortable and being in your own skin and not being too nervous. I think that you have to approach her with confidence and knowing, you know, just being yourself and being comfortable and being in your own skin and not being too
nervous. I don't know. I don't think that there's a difference between, I don't know
what the age of they say, Cougars are 35 and over or 40 and over. And I don't think there's
anything different. But if you're talking about the Cougar, women say that Cougars just want
if you are a Cougar that they're just out for sex and they're not really after.
They are. The Cougars are out for sex sex man. It's so easy to talk to you.
Just talk to her and give her a time to go and buy her a drink and tell her
she's hot and get her in bed. But I don't know that all women are like that.
So I don't think there's any like, oh, if I'm hitting on a woman in her 20,
she's like this. Do you do you think Cougars are different? Have you?
Cougars are just they want to get laid, man. They're out on the hunt. Right.
Cougars are just they want to get laid man. They're out on the hunt right my buddy. Oh, I remember when we're 21
He we're at a bar and there was like no one else around so he's like oh, I'm just gonna hit on this chick. She ends up being
50 years old and has a daughter it's the same age as you you hooked up with her. Yeah, a 50-year woman Yeah, oh my god. That's crazy. Yeah, that happens
And he's like man Yeah, a 50-year-old woman. Yeah. Oh my God. That's crazy. Yeah, that happens.
And he's like, man, maybe I should date the daughter after.
Exactly.
That stuff is happening.
That's what was happening.
That stuff is totally happened.
But I would say a part of the conference, and as for dominating her, like learning how
to dominate, I would start holding her hands back.
Like when you're having sex, just do like little aggressive things, like put her hands
back and see if she likes to be like restrained.
You could blindfold her.
You could just do like little, you know, things to see how she responds at. Someone might be totally turned to be like restrained. You could blindfold her. You could just do like little, you know,
things to see how she responds at.
Someone might be totally turned on by being restrained.
Or you can get fire TV and see some crazy issue
I saw in there when I was over at Emily's house.
I know.
Oh my God, you could watch the bondage section
on fire TV, FYRETV.
And yeah, it's my new thing.
That's right, it made my house.
So anyways, going to Facebook.
Facebook. Talk to Facebook.
Facebook.
Talked to me.
I got a chat message sent to me,
but I wasn't by the computer,
so they logged off before I could respond.
It's one of our listeners, and she's like,
I love the show, but I hate that you guys promote
telling a guy that you have a boyfriend
instead of just telling him that you're not interested.
I don't promote that.
I do.
I promote it to help guys.
So there you go.
She doesn't like that.
Well, it's not honest.
It's really not honest.
It's not honest, but man, you know, why do you just need to kill some guys feeling like
you?
Well, I know.
I mix on it too because I feel like every time a guy asks you out, you should, like,
I've done this, guys, I mean, like, can I get your number?
And I'm like, no, but thanks for asking.
And this is not a rejection.
It's just that I don't think I see a connection.
But you want to look at it.
That's like a dagger through the guy's heart right there.
But what's the boyfriend?
I've done that.
I've done the I have a boyfriend thing.
Because you don't want it because no one likes confrontation.
Okay.
Everyone hates confrontation.
And so no one ever wants it, even if it's in a work situation or a personal situation
We all would rather take the easy route so the easy route is saying I have a boyfriend or I have a girlfriend
And as a woman you wouldn't go crazy if a guy goes, oh, no, I'm sorry
I'm not interested and then you're you're gonna analyze yourself right there at the moments
Think why am I not good enough for this person right and guys? Why is it not?
Well, I mean why is it necessary to do that? Why is it necessary to be honest?
I'm not going to say to be, no, yeah, I mean, why is it necessary to be honest, say, I,
oh, yeah, I just don't see connection.
Because I just think it's just, I know it's the right thing to do. I'm not into, like,
lying to people, but I'm also into, I'm not into hurting people's feelings.
Right, right. I think that there's ways to do and be like, you know, I'm just, not,
just don't see a connection.
And never lie in the club, ladies,
that you're there with your girlfriend,
like you're pretending to be lesbian.
Oh, who does that?
20-year-olds.
20-year-olds, really?
Yeah, I don't.
That doesn't work.
No, okay, good to know.
But I don't promote, I never promote lying.
I promote telling the truth all the time,
but I sometimes have failed at that too.
And just been like, well, I've got a boyfriend
because it's easy, but it's really not the right thing to do.
I haven't figured it's hard.
You're right, because you're like,
you're never gonna see this guy again.
He asked you out, you're gonna say no,
you're gonna crush him, but you can say it
in a really nice way that doesn't question him.
Next time I'm just gonna say no, I think you're a hag.
And I don't wanna hang out.
I mean, when you lose 15 pounds,
that's the message.
Yeah, the arch.
That's what I should do.
Facebook lady that hit me up.
Exactly, no, no, no, no, but we just all want the truth,
don't we?
Don't we want the truth?
I know.
No, I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I would support a guy. What would a guy say to me like, I'm sorry, or they just don't call
back or they just don't. And then you know, but you always want to know why, but no one's
up to tell you why. So it this is whole breaking up thing and rejection. We should do it. Show
on that. Just how to break up. How to break up. Okay. It's topic. Okay, let's get into some sex tips.
What you got for me, circumcised versus uncircum size penises. Circus size is amazing. That's all you know,
baby. The simple difference between a circumcise and uncircumcised penis is the thin layer of skin,
the foreskin, which is highly sensitive and surrounds the end of the uncircumcised penis like a sleeve.
We're just giving you the basics here to warm you up, a little foreplay. When erect and uncircumcised
man's foreskin retracts over the shaft,osing the head of the penis and looking very similar to a circumcised penis. Why laughing?
I'm laughing because I had a dream that I was looking at my penis last night and
This is funny today. Is it always funny to do when you look at your penis?
No, it was just funny
I recalled it because you know I got drunk and
Then the day before and I was apparently that I would
over sleep and miss my radio show. So I kept on waking up so I kept on remembering my dreams
and I had a dream last night that first off I was on Marcus Street in San Francisco and I
go into the Walgreens and I see Lady Gaga and I'm talking with Lady Gaga about some t-shirt
that I like that she was wearing right. It was really weird and she goes which t-shirt that I like that she was wearing right it was really weird and she goes which t-shirt and I go I don't know I go I'll eat I'll sarcastically said I'll
email you and tell you okay thinking that she gets a bunch of emails and then I
flashed to I'm outside a W hotel that's like 50 miles away from where I was
before and then I had to go pee so then I go into the W hotel where I've been
into a million times and then suddenly I'm in a bathroom.
Okay.
And I'm peeing in the floor is slanted.
And I just keep on peeing.
And then the pee, it was like super clear.
You know when you go pee sometimes it just looks like water.
So it keeps on filling up and up and up.
And it's just like pouring over the tiles
into the hallway of the hotel.
And I'm looking down at my weener,
and I'm like, why aren't you stop being?
Why can't you stop being?
Oh my God, that sounds,
you was a nightmare.
That sounds a good nightmare.
But your penis looked okay.
My penis did look okay.
And it was circumcised in my dream.
Oh, but, which I am circumcised.
Okay, good.
Yeah, most American men are circumcised.
I thought I'd just share that.
It's good to know.
Good to know that you're circumcised.
I love that story. I love it. Even in my dreams I'm circumcised. Right. But I have friends that it's good to know good to know that your circumcised I love that story
I love it even in my dreams I'm circumcised right but I have friends that are not circumcised do you what they say but you guys ever talk about it?
Yeah, we you know, I kind of know a joke with him, you know calling it an eater and stuff like that, but he
He like endorses it. He's like. Oh, yeah
Braces it but I think the sex is like can't, you can't really know the difference.
Really? Because you'll never know. Yeah.
You will never know if he's saying exactly. It's just like, what kind of orgasm is better?
Like, do I have a better orgasm? She is orgasm. Like, we'll never know. I can't explain
to you my orgasm to your orgasm or whatever. So that's sort of what the debate is about.
But during intercourse, oral sex and masturbation, the retracted foreskin acts like a lubricant or a sleeve.
So it's like a built in lubricant.
As a penis, thoracic glides on its own bedding
of movable skin, which minimizes the friction.
A circumcised penis may need additional lubrication
for both partners to experience pleasure.
So that's just a bonus of all circumcised penis.
Benefits of circumcision.
One bonus of circumcision is a lower risk
of contracting sexually transmitted diseases
removing the foreskin skin
removing the foreskin shrinks the surface area of
Mucosal skin vulnerable to viruses decreasing the chance of transmission you better hygiene
circumcised men don't have to worry about cleaning under the skin where I cheese like secretion
Collapse with men circumcised penises
like secretion collects with men with circumcised penises. Sex facts about circumcised men.
For the circumcised male, the most sensitive spot
is a scar on the underneath called the freinulum.
So we've talked about that before.
Do you remember the freinulum on the penis?
Do you know where your most sensitive part of your penis is?
The most sensitive, ah, no.
You don't?
Like there's not like a particular part of your,
they say it's the freinulum, which is where the scarring is
when where you remove where they remove the foreskin,
and it's like on the underneath part
It looks like a little it looks like kind of like
The bottom of a a chicken the chickens like you know, what's that skin? Yeah, it's called you know
They're
Throat area, I don't know, but um, so we would you just say just now what I say the bottom part that I didn't know which the most sensitive
Oh, right. How do you know the most sensitive part of penis? I'm the middle part. I don't know
I don't know with a frenel on it's in most men
Okay, as your part okay, so if you're circumcised you may need more friction to reach orgasm
Ask your partner to do keg exercises and squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, which will pull more friction on the head of your penis
If you pull more friction on the head of your penis.
If you need more friction, if you're circumcised.
Facts about uncircumcised men that extra skin adds some surprised value.
The first time you insipis pants, but that's about it.
A penis is a penis and they're all plenty sensitive.
Worldwide, about 75% of all adult men are uncircumcised.
This varies from country to country.
However, over 85% of Americans are cut. Circumcised. However, over 85% of Americans are caught circumcised.
85%?
85% of Americans.
So it's Americans, and the middle east,
because it's Muslims and Jewish people,
it's part of their religion to be circumcised.
So it's like a realist.
I think.
Yeah, I mean, we just been around for a long time.
It's like in the Jewish religion, like, be a brist is.
Do you know what that is?
When a male child is like in the Jewish religion, like, be a brisket. You know what that is when a, when a male child is born in the Jewish religion, like a
week or two later, the oil comes over.
There's a party.
There's a party, like with bagels and cream cheese.
And, and then they cut the, this like a party where you go there and then the, the
oil comes in and like slices of the penis, like you go to the brisks.
Yeah, you watch it and the baby boy cries and it's a whole thing.
So they're trying to ban circumstances and circumstances and San Francisco right now it's going to be
on the ballot and whatever. So benefits of being on circumcised. Well okay the
facts about it is okay I touch it benefits of being on circumcised. Well
circumcised penis has become desensitized after years of rubbing and it's
closed and on circumcised head may be more sensitive to touch because it's
protected by the skin. The main difference in having sex with an on-circised
penis is that the four skin acts as a glider of sorts,
and it stays in place when the glands and shaft
continue to thrust.
This leads to less friction on the vagina
unless a more pleasure experience for the female, they say.
If you're uncircumcized, make sure your partner is comfortable.
When many women get freaked out by foreskin,
talk to her, let her know it's an area that responds
to stimulation.
All right.
Tips for uncircumcized guys. Well, your first glance at
foreskin may give you a bit of a jolt. It's nothing to panic over. Try
experiment, try experimenting with this new situation you're in. So the spot
where the foreskin meets the penis and the foreskin is self-removed during
during circumcision both are packed with nerve endings. You can roll it back and
forth to stimulate the frontulum, the foreskin, which is the most sensitive
part, like we said. Using the tongue or the finger to stimulate the foreskin and the head is often extremely
pleasurable for the man.
It looks like a bagel dog.
You know, you know, those hot dogs, there's the bagel and then the hot dog is inside the
bagel.
Yeah, it looks like that.
Kind of does look like that.
You're right.
Yeah, from what I'm saying.
How many bagel dogs have you experienced in your life?
Not a ton. I mean, mostly when I was traveling How many bagel dogs have you experienced in your life? Yeah. You know, not a ton.
I mean, mostly when I was traveling
when I was living in back South of Asia backpacking
and I met a lot of international men.
International bagels?
International.
And I would say, not many a few, but then this one,
I guess the first one I was with, he was from the UK
and he wasn't circumcised.
Yeah.
But we used to condom and so.
How was that experience seen?
The experience seen me.
The visually, it's fine.
It's not, it's just different.
You're like, oh, at first you are a little like,
oh, I'm not quite sure what to do.
That's why we're telling you what to do now.
And then we used to condom and I,
so I don't remember, I mean, this was a long time ago,
but I don't remember it feeling particularly different
because you have to always use condom.
But it's a matter of when you're doing oral sex or hand jobs, you can play with the foreskin differently.
You may be pleased to find that the foreskin offers a whole new dimension of pleasure, not only for
your partner, but for you as well. So if you still has foreskin, take advantage of it.
And then we've got some more tips. What does your friends say about it? Do they like, do they say that?
Do you think our arguments? No, not our arguments, but whatever. We just joke, we just joke about it. Do they like, do they, do they say that they do you know, he's proud of it. No, no, no.
We don't know how to convince arguments, but whatever, you know, we just joke, joke about it all the time.
Cause we say because have you seen it as he showed you his penis?
Oh, yeah, he would bust it out once in a while.
Really? Like when you're drinking or something?
No, we, what was it?
Just having lunch because he also has a brother and a couple of brothers
and they're all circumcised. He didn't have because sometimes, you know, babies they'll have when they're young
They'll have like hard condition or something and they can't have it done early
Oh, so either they they'll never have it done or they'll have it done later on in life
Or they can actually remember it which that sucks that would hurt, you know, oh and
But you decided not to you decided not to have. And so we would always joke about it.
I mean, there is a whole, like whip it out. Right. That's so funny. I mean,
there is a whole movement that we should ban it and that it shouldn't be part of
practice, but it's the religious groups who are really like, you know, it's part of our
cultures. So yeah. So I mean, I don't know how, what side I'm going to take.
When you have a son, I'm going to have sun, so. I know. I don't either.
Four skin is very delicate.
Has tons of nerve endings and should be handled carefully.
You can ask your partner how far back to pull the four skin
and how he likes to be touched.
If your partner experiences any pain
when trying to retract the four skin then stop.
So it's different with every man just like every man
who circumcises different too, so that you should ask him
what feels good, because it might not feel as good.
Genly play with the foreskin with your tongue and fingers.
Techniques like circling underneath the skin
with your tongue and massaging the head
with your fingers can feel great.
It's very, the tips are really sensitive.
Their tips are more sensitive.
They're very responsive to the tongue.
But like they're more sensitive,
they say that the tip of an uncircumcised man
is more sensitive than the circumcised man's penis.
Yeah, see that's the part that sucks that we'll never really truly know.
Right. But is your tip sensitive?
What, the very tip?
Yeah.
I don't think so. No, I don't police so.
Got it.
Try pulling the skin all the way down and then all the way back up over the head to give them
full stimulation.
It's more the middle, the middle part of the shaft.
It's probably the most sensitive.
Yeah, I would think.
Okay.
It's perfect.
If I had to break down my own penis.
Get a percent of your penis.
You should really think about it next time hearing sex.
Just for me, just if anything from my own notes, you could just let me know.
I was like, okay.
I would just like to be would all like to know about your penis and your sensitive areas.
I'll get a diagram of it.
I'll maybe I'll use cl' willy and then all.
Exactly.
Oh yeah.
Coming with a Europeanis in a mold.
Here's my penis and I'll just take a little laser point.
I love it.
Like in medical school classes.
Yeah.
Right.
We'll just hang your penis from the ceiling and here and break it down.
Remember some unsurpassed men find it too sensitive to the touch and they might want you
to avoid that area altogether or try to take it personally.
Oral can be even more enjoyable for them, they say.
However, a woman who are used to performing oral on a circumcised guy are used to more
stronger and direct strokes.
But when it comes to dealing with an unsurcomposed penis, she might have to be more careful about
it.
So just you have to be more sensitive and careful with the foreskin around. If you find that he's overly sensitive, let him direct the action. If
he knows you are eager to pleasure him, he will just be eager to educate you. So it seems
like you got to like just ask the questions, but these are just no, that it's more sensitive.
So here's some funky facts about circumcision.
Funky facts. At its peak in the 70s, 91% of American men were snipped at the tip. There has
been a sharp decline in our roughly 65% of boy babies born in the US are circumcised.
So the number is dropping. Really? Mm-hmm. In 1422, the Catholic Church condemned circumcision
as a mortal sin. So it used to be a sin. What? As a sin. Yeah. At this turn of the 20th
century circumcision was seen as a way to prevent masturbation. Are you serious?
Yeah, they thought men wouldn't masturbate.
You can't do anything with men to get a stop masturbating.
Oh, way, man.
You'll stick to a wiener anywhere.
Nowadays, circumcision is the most common in the United States, Canada, and the Middle East.
That's where it all happens.
And then here's some quotes from guys who had to say about circumcision.
Circumcision may reduce sensitivity, sensitivity, but I've never heard a man complain that
he can't get off because he's circumcised.
And then I can't imagine if I were even more sensitive, it already took me long enough to learn how to control a
calculation of my current level of stimulation, I would have to cut short my love making just for a little extra pleasure.
We have your situation to make the most of what you have.
I heard things about guys reversing their circumcision. Have you heard about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't know how you do that exactly.
Like the reverse of when they're older?
Yeah.
But you can't, like, you have to do a whole surgery
to get the foreskin back out.
We were gonna do something about that,
but it just seems like.
You're like, do graphing off your ass or something
and to get the extra skin.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't really know how you do it,
but we could, that could be a circumcision part too, shall.
Maybe they use part of your earlobe or something.
Maybe that's a little piece of extra skin you can use.
Maybe, but you kind of want your earlobe.
Yeah, kind of.
I don't know.
Maybe I want my forescreen more.
I don't know.
You didn't have a choice.
I was actually debating this with my sex school friends who are in town over the weekend
and they were, because I was telling them about how we want to ban circumcision and
say, we've been having meals last year in plastic bags.
So now we're banning circumcision. And they were just saying that they think it's a good idea because you know men
Like what they don't have a choice they don't have a right to choose and all that stuff a little baby boys have no right to choose
It's not that you should give them a choice later in life if they'd like to be circumcised
Who's gonna choose that like yeah, I want to get my
Hardy got a stick in a machine now. Oh, I don't know
I don't want to know.
Okay.
Tomorrow's show, this is going to be your favorite show, Menace.
Why?
We're talking about the importance of four play.
And facial shots and ailments.
And how to have a mind-blowing sexual experience
without penetration.
So without penetration, how you can have amazing sex.
Because a lot of times people just say just have sex
and there are so many things you can do that make it hot
if you're not just
Having an of course. Did you learn like the power of the force or something? Yeah, what do you mean? Have I?
I know I know so many magic tricks. I know so many tricks. I will teach you all that tomorrow
Cool. So wait you can oh
You know what I am gonna be interested into the in the show good
Why menace because if I can do without penetration, that means you can probably do something where
you can escape yourself off and I don't have to do anything, right?
Exactly.
Perfect.
No, no, no, it's not true.
You're going to have to get us off too.
Dammit.
It's four-ply menace.
We're playing with each other.
Sorry.
This upset to me.
I'm sorry, honey, but I think you're like what we learned.
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