Sex With Emily - Craiglist Crushes, Hand Jobs & Morning Wood(y)

Episode Date: August 24, 2016

In today’s show, Emily and Menace are joined by surprise guest Woody from the Woody Show! Together, the three tackle a range of sex and dating topics that are definitely NSFR: Not Safe For Radio. Are you wondering how to turn your craigslist encounter into something more? Do you find yourself running out of steam mid-bj? How do you stop your relationship insecurities from becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy? Whatever your current struggle or strife, this show offers a variety of avenues to help you toward your solution. Emily, Menace and Woody also get into intimate dating details from their own personal lives and dissect the ever-changing millennial mindset. Whether you’re unsure about the effectiveness of your handies, want tips to land your dream girl, or are wondering if Orlando’s penis is, in fact, in full Bloom, this show is sure to leave you more than satisfied. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Today's show is all about helping you through your love, sex, and dating struggles. How to ask out your dream girl without coming on too strong. Tips for increasing your four-place stamina and the best way to overcome insecurities in your relationship. Thanks for listening. We've been talking about it for weeks now. August is a no-plusure month. Even if it's not something you're into, the goal is to help open your mind to exploring new things, which brings me to my male listeners.

The whole anal thing can be exploration for you as well. A great way to start this journey is with the black pearl from Vibratex. The black pearl is a slender, vibrating prostate massager that is size and shape to be the perfect introduction to backdoor play for you. Prostate stimulation can be incredibly satisfying. It may even create stronger and more tense orgasms and help you stay harder longer. That's part of what makes the Black Pearl perfect for couples.

You get the benefit of amazing orgasms and your partner benefits from a harder erection. Not to mention the excitement of adding a new toy to your routine. The Black Pearl feature to slender shape is USB rechargeable and is made of 100% body-safe silicone. To see the black pearl or the video I made about it, go to Vibratex.com and search for black pearl. You won't regret it. Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Betrubized they call them in a fight on day. Hey, Evelyn, you got a boyfriend?

Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink.

Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off there so far. Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between.

For more information, go to sexwithemily.com where you can check out all the cool stuff happening there. God, there's so much, right, menace? On our website? There's like a for reals website now. I know, you revamped the entire website. You have a whole little store. You have like three different places

people can listen to the podcast. I know, Google Play SoundCloud Spotify and also thank you for telling your friends about the show. Everybody does that. Yeah, everyone's like, oh my God, I hear a show. I love it. My friend told me, and also thank you for telling your friends about the show. Everybody does that. Yeah, everyone's like, oh my God, I hear a show. I love it. My friend told me, and it's a great show to listen to with your partner. I'm hearing from a lot of people who was like, we listened to it together at night.

And we take a road trip and it helps the relationship. So I love that. And you can, in addition, follow us on Snapchat, Twitter, and Instagram. It's all at Sex the Emily. And Facebook.com slash Sex with Emily, we just hit a million followers a few weeks ago. I know that's really good a million people want it learn about sex and They were okay liking a page that says sex on it even though they're like friends and mothers and kids are on Facebook So I like that. Yeah, are you nervous today because we have Woody from the Woody show? Yeah, I know Woody what up. I've got Woody here like let's talk about Woody

You're like stumbling a little bit. I'm not are you a little nervous day because we have what he from the whaty show. Yeah, I'm shaking I'm so nervous because I feel like we're both I feel like you know He's like your other your other partner like your other like your other love Yeah, that's true little side action. I'm this partner. Is that how that works? Yeah, I don't know Well like medicine. I've been doing this for like 10 years. You guys have been doing your show. So you guys just to set up. What do you guys have been doing a show? You do the Woody show.

We talk about you in every podcast. Right. Thank you. Because we love you guys. And menace, you know, he's got to do that. So we talk about it and he loves it. Loves you. But you do a morning show every day here in LA.

And this is Woody. This is the Woody of Woody show. It started. And you just came by to say hi. Actually back in San Francisco. I'm tagging along with men as today because we have a couple other things that we gotta do today.

But it started back in San Francisco, we had the show and like out of the shadows of like two, 30 in the morning, here come this crazy kid with like a flat brim, have with the sticker still on it. Right. Like rolling gangster to me in the hallway and he'd come in, and he's like, amen, I really love the show.

I have all these ideas for topics or whatever. So, you know, whatever, I do video. And I'm like, who the hell is this guy? And I started using him for a couple of things on the side and, you know, didn't have any kind of budget for it or whatever. But he started doing some things that got the attention to the higher ups, was able to hire him, and then he became an official member of the show.

And when we had the chance to bring the show to Los Angeles, I'm like, all right, well, it's gonna be menace, it's gonna be this person, it's gonna be this person, and so now we're working together again. I love that. From the shadows of the hallways. Well, that's how I met him in the shadows of, because that was what year like 2004 something like that

Yeah, so 2005 I started my podcast and then I got a live show on free. I found like you want to come do a show I'm like, okay, I'd never been in a radio station didn't know anything about everybody on those stations Yeah, that was there exactly even never done radio before perfect Well, put you doing this podcast like in my living room like fun and then the you know I got to the first night like here's the cough button and they're like have a good time like what the hell you know the phones are ringing and then men Is comes in he's working the board and I don't think we talk that much during that I mean I was just responsible to run the boards and the dump dump

But we don't understand all the rules because again, that's like you know the whole chance You got a way better gig though. As opposed to the work, working at a radio station for the man, so to speak, and all the hours that go into that, I mean, you get to do a 45 minute podcast or whatever whenever you want. Whenever I want, and I got this to you.

You work for yourself, you don't answer for yourself. Like, is this uncensored too? Yeah, totally uncensored. Oh, cool. So you can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. Yeah, it's awesome. It's about menace tripping this weekend when you're with them.

Oh my God. I want to hear about that. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want.

You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can say crunch, smelled like captain crunch, except it was weed captain. They called it chronic crunch. Yeah. Nice. We got you. So good. I hit him up on Saturday. I said, hey, man, you feeling some sushi?

Like bring your girlfriend while I'm meeting sushi. He's like, well, I just had the chronic crunch. This listener, Bob, I go, but literally minutes before he called me. Yeah, but she's cool. We know her. We know her before he called it. He's brought from random Chrono Crunch from a listener. Yeah, but she's cool. We know her. We know her well enough.

Yeah, we know her well enough. So he had had this, you're even going to be hungry. He goes, oh, I will be like the munchies will kick in or whatever. So we get to the sushi spot and we're sitting there and dude is baked. You could see this face. He's tripping about everything. So good. Yeah, he goes, dude, I'm tripping balls right now.

He goes, I can't even feel my feet. So if he ever seems like really mellow in here, it's probably because he had the cacan. Yeah, well, I won't smoke weed or ingest weed in the middle of the week because I'm working. Right, here's a guy. He goes all out. But here's the guy who's slow as it is.

You know what I'm saying? Like should he really be killing your brain cells? Right. Oh really? You mean more brain. No, you mean well, man. You do. Yeah. Yeah. I just need to chill out on the weekends. I hear you, man. You work hard. He is a hard worker. Like you never stops. I know. I love it. So you guys are cute. So you're ready. You you came along into these sex with Emily Dens. Yeah. Into the Dungeons. You're cool with that. Oh, yeah. What are you all about? And I'm going to be on your show this week,

which I'm back when we're like tradesys. I know. I'm so excited. I didn't think you could. I was like, man, I just wanna come hang out. He's like, oh, we don't have guests. Well, no, we don't have people that we don't know. Because we like people to be able to come in

and hang out and be comfortable and kind of be a part of what we're going, what we have going on as opposed to coming in and being just one big infomercial, the stranger, or anything. How do you get promoted or where you want? We know you, but like people that come in and being just one big infomercial stranger. Oh, I'm not trying to know anything. I don't know, you can promote it wherever you want. We know you, but like people that come in and it's just an infomercial, like a lot of these interviews that you

hear, they have no rapport with the host. The hosts have no idea who they are or what they're promoting. They're just trying to fill a hole in their schedule. Right. We stay away from that stuff. I agree. And you don't have to have them on. You we know sex we like.

Who doesn't like sex, right? Actor that we know in a project that we really like, we'll have that person in. If you like him. There's a difference. Ben we know, song that's on the radio right now that we like, we'll have them in. And I hear you.

And I hear that menace has been helpful on your and the Woody show giving some sex because he's like 10 years like. He's like, we know he's slow, but he's picked up some things. Well, I was telling him about the womanizer. And everyone was fascinated by that. Well, I bring telling him about the womanizer. And everyone was fascinated by that. Well, I bring you guys some toys.

The womanizer sex toy. Yeah, the womanizer is pretty amazing. It's the Clint Whisperer. Like, if your clitoris could talk, and it was like, this is what I would want, this toy does that. If I had a clitoris, this would be a whole different conversation. That's true, but I'm glad you were penis

because you can help us today too. Well, you know, with the male brain. You can be got menaceous brain. Also, which is, you know, present. And I brain. You think that menace is brain. Also which is you know present. Yeah. I'm not gonna bash menace too easy. But recently also we've been having some great shows. We did a show called Hot Bondage, Hygiene Hacks and Open Relationships. How long should you wait for settling a date with your online match? College relationship? Is it worth doing long distance and some important hygiene tips.

Cause we know hygiene flour is complaining, like it's a number one killer of like sucks. Like he smells, he's like, I didn't have a great odor or whatever. So that show is great. We have a lot of great podcasts, check them out. And also what's going on. So that was that.

And now, okay, so I've been dating again. I've been back on the tent. So okay, so this is what happened when you got to catch you up. That just haven't really been in the tent. So, okay, so this is what happened when you got to catch you up. That just haven't really been in the mood. Taking a break from dating. Men has grabbed my phone during the show and started swiping on my tinder. And I was like, okay, cool, like do it. Like, I probably should. I went through like a hundred dudes and maybe found one that didn't look like a douchebag. But they got me going again. And then I've been dating. I went on some dates. So this guy I went out with, it was really interesting,

because I always say that you know, it's a little tricky sometimes because you can figure out who people are. Like mine says, you can't get rid of, because it touches your Facebook, you're married, right? What do you say? You're not in any of these tools that people have available now.

I'm not the best looking guy. I have clearly a killer personality, which is how I get a radio show. And I'm obviously hilarious. Other than that, like I have not the best looking guy. I have clearly a killer personality, which is how I get a radio show. And I'm obviously hilarious. Other than that, I have not much going for me when it comes to someone's walking down the street that go, oh, that guy, that just doesn't happen to me. But with tools that are available now to single people,

unbelievable, that's so like Tinder. We have people that work that are using Tinder, your gig, a grinder, right? Like there's all these different, you know. But I think it's good that you found someone before because now people just aren't settling down, they're not having relationships, there's so many options, I think.

I mean, now that that wasn't always a thing, people delaying commitment, that's been happening for a while, but I think it's just why would you commit, there's so many options. So what you say is like you didn't want to date, are you talking about being in a relationship or are you talking about just banging somebody. You know, I broke up with someone a while ago,

like six months ago, and I just wasn't really like feeling like dating. And I'm not, I haven't been dating. But that's what I mean, like dating what? Like I'm talking about like, like we're talking hookups or like an actual like relationship or you go to dinner and you watch movies together. I just went to watch movies in color right now

and I've sat down, if that works out, but I just, no, I wasn't even, I was busy, I was working and I wasn't feeling like I wanted, which is weird, here's the thing, I was always dating my whole life. I'm always like, you know, like I break up with someone, I meet someone the next day, I'm dating, and so this to me was just like a fun, like a take in a break.

So, menace opened up my Tinder from like a year and a half ago and started swiping and I was like, oh, and then I got matches and then I started doing it, the Tinder, when I'm one date, and my whole thing is, so I was telling you this a few weeks ago that the problem is with Tinder when you match, they can find out who you are pretty easily. They're like, okay, you know, it has podcasts

or like if you have a mutual friend on Facebook, so they're always like, what's your podcast? And then like this guy chat with a few weeks ago, first thing he says like, what's your podcast? I'm like, we really have to get into work right now? And he's like, just tell me. And then I'm like, sex with Emily. And then he starts, Lizzie.

And he's like, oh, you're talking. I'm rejoining right now. You're talking about squirting, like in the first chats. And I'm like, this is just, I don't want that to lead with sex. I can't, like you and I'm saying because now, I would do this for 10 years. You just, it is who I used to be like, oh, no, I'm not intimidating. I'm just like, my sex is just like my job

But it's that who I am sex is my job. I don't know if I put it that way. Yeah talking about my job Now it's like you see that and it's like do guys just want to see but maybe because It's actually them later. They want to know so how do you know if it's genuine? How do you so I went out with a guy? I will tell you for somebody who doesn't spend a ton of time with you Like if you told me that your job is what your job is, and I would assume that you are doing this because you're not working for a company. This is your company. You talk about what you want because you want to because something you're really into.

I would assume that you're an info. I'm right. Yeah. Exactly. You're so obsessed with it. Yeah. That would be my first. And you want the D constant.

That would be my first gig. I mean, I'm obsessed with helping people and I'm obsessed with like, I love what I do. Like, this is amazing job that I created, because I was interested. And I know that I wasn't having the best sex when I started. And I wanted to, and I want other people to do. But no, I'm not an info. But that would be the assumption.

But everybody loves sex, which brings me back to you saying that you're not really into or feeling a relationship. Just because you don't want to have a relationship, like hang out and like, who's not the just because you don't want to have a relationship, like hang out and like who's not the mood or who doesn't want to have sex. Like that's one of those things where I think no matter how things are going in your life. If I met someone I wanted to bang about it, but I just haven't, like I said what I'm saying. And also I wasn't actively out there.

I wasn't. But women do that more than guys. What? Like guys, yeah, like we don't have to like you. Like if you're ready and you want to have sex and we'll have sex with you. That's so easy. It's not easy for guys. See it's easy for women to have sex

whenever they want to have sex. Their standards might have to get lowered. However, if you wake up on a Tuesday and you're not in a relationship and there's really nobody even on the horizon and you want to get laid that night, I think. Now, I'm speaking from not being a woman.

So maybe it's more difficult. This is the outside looking in here. Yeah, I guess it's pretty easy if I wanted to go hook up and have sex, but I just have not in that. I'm not. Yes, I'm sure I could find someone and these days with Tinder, like my friend called a blowjob and a spencer. He's like, I get blow jobs on every day. Like they just, I think that it's easier for men to get sex now as well. But I know what you're saying, being a woman, I could, but I'm just telling you that I had a lot going on, moved to the new office, things were changing, I just wasn't dating. So men is kind of spurred that on.

When I date with a guy last week and we sat there and he's like, I'm not really, he said to me, we started talking and he's like, so what do you do? And he, like I assumed he Googled, he really didn't. He's like, I'm not really on Facebook, so I just opened an account. And it was interesting because I was like, I kept complaining really on Facebook, so I just opened an account. And it was interesting, because I was like, I kept complaining that I hated that they knew. But in that moment, I was like, you didn't Google me.

He's like, no, like what do you do? Like really, in that moment, we're at dinner, this nice place, and thinking, okay, this is almost, I don't know if this is better or worse to spring it, you know? But it's not like it's what I do. I'm like, oh, I host a podcast called Sex with Emily.

He's like, you do? He's like, who else? And I do. I'm like, oh, I host a podcast called Sex with Emily. He's like, you do? He's like, who else does it? And then he started working out business because it's like a business guy. He's like, who else does that? Do you have competition? And he started just going on the business side of it, which was an interesting angle. I just wanted to share that with you. Yeah.

It was a good to see them. Yeah, nothing didn't kiss them. Oh, no. No. That seems to be a big thing. That's why I knew I made out with less. No, but it's been a while. I'm sorry. That's a good thing, no. She's doing kiss him. No. That seems to be a big thing. That's pouring. You want to know I made out with less. No, but it's been a while.

That's the good thing though. Women seem to have set me for a long room. It seems to be way more now and to like making out the big thing now. Before. We were just listening to some girl talk about it. Right. She doesn't even want to have sex. She just wants to make out.

Not as she's even going like second base or beyond kissing. Just wants to make out with people. Like, and she used to just want to bang them in action. No, no, that just seems to be that kind of like the in thing it seems, like, you know. That's always been an in thing, you always make out. But this guy just didn't try to, and I'm not like a, I don't know,

I was gonna like stick my tongue down his throat and I wasn't sure how I felt, but he's nice. He wouldn't get him by the way. Yeah, he would just go. Yeah, he'd tell you what, but I'm not great, but this is why Bumble is interesting. So that's now you open the gateways. So Bumble is the one where the women choose.

Do you know what Bumble? Nope. You guys don't know? Well, is there like, you have to be sure of the people who are basically wrong? No, none of that. The thing about Bumble, just like Tinder, is that you swipe, you do all that stuff.

But if you match with somebody, the women have to make the first, take, do the first message. So, that's great. So, but here's what, here's something. And it's in Woody's zero messages. Yeah. Well, right.

But, hey, you know, there's someone for everyone, you guys. Let's not say that, but it was interesting because I actually, in the expire in 24 hours, so when you connect with someone, it's like this person, you've 23 hours, it's got to count down. So then I thought to myself,

what am I, I never reach out to guys first. What am I going to say in the first message? And then I thought I am equipped to do this because I am giving advice always to guys, but like what not to say in the first message, which ones get me interested. So then I had to be like the clever, for like, either like profile and be funny and, you know,

smart. I think that's amazing. The woman reaches out to you. Yeah. Yeah. It's very modern. It is modern. And then they started the chat thing. So I had to be like, it's the only cool thing I've heard in 2016. But you didn't know about Bumble.

It's really like everyone. No, but I didn't know how Bumble, I heard of it. So then I was like, oh, you went to Michigan. I don't know why. Like I went to Michigan. He went to Ohio State. Me some sports reference. Like, is it going to be okay that my school is better or something?

But I was like, really had to think about it. you know, I'm like, oh, I get what guys are nervous. Like, but here's what I want to say is that I did get responses back. And all those dudes on Tinder are like, hey, hey, beautiful. Like, I don't answer you. Okay. And I don't expect a guy to answer me a mumble. I didn't take three seconds, which I did for each one. Come with something clever and write it. So I was in your shoes. I know it can be hard, but it takes you another 30 seconds to like stick out. Cause that's why she's not getting back to you.

That's my story. Was there any guys that didn't write you back? Yeah. What? Did that hurt her feelings? No, I don't care. But I think it's because it goes away in 24 hours. Maybe he was out of town.

Oh yeah, that's it. Maybe he got hit by a truck. He was out there. Yeah, that's it. Who wouldn't write me back? Who wouldn't? Of course. So yeah, that's it. Maybe he got hit by a truck. He was out there. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, who wouldn't write me back? Yeah, who wouldn't? Of course. So yeah, there was a guy that didn't

but it expires. This is the thing. Although to be fair, I don't think that there's going to be a guy who's going to be intimidated by a woman reaching out to them when that's the rules. Yeah, I know. But how the app works, right?

We might have mentioned just because we matched, you know, you match and you look again, go up. Yeah. Not as whatever. I am already dating someone, I don't know, I don't know why someone has to be back, it's really weird, I know. Well, it seems awesome, I don't know why

it's that bigger than Tinder. It is, almost. Well, probably because. Your friends are not single, maybe. Probably because Tinder, it's almost like grinders, like almost immediate hookups, and probably with this bumble thing, it takes a little bit longer.

Yeah, because the way it writes, you've got to write and stuff. You've got to write, yeah, you wouldn a little bit longer. Yeah, because the whip right. Got it right and stuff. Got it right. Yeah, you wouldn't be good at this man. It's at all. But speaking of, you're talking about your chick who wants to just make out. Yes. I've got a sex in the new story.

All right. Kind of like about millennials and dating. I'm assuming this might have been a millennial. Okay. Chick that you were talking to. Yeah. Just guessing. So millennials want dinner more than sex.

We just study that came out. We heard about this. Right? We talked about the re-article about this. No, no, no. We heard that you quoted. You were talking to somebody about this. How do you know?

It was in the news. It was in your post, right? But the study that came out, food and sex, two of life's greatest things. Sometimes it's a great together, also awesome, separately. So the stat came out that says that there's a higher than expected proportion of millennials they love dinner more than sex. So we were intrigued.

You know the study goes on to say that they would choose that, you know, they would choose dinner, they would choose food over sex. Not just any food or anything. Like a nice meal or, you know. Depends, like, okay, your favorite restaurant, your favorite dish at your favorite restaurant or sex. What are you going to? Well, here's the thing, have I had sex with this person?

Cause listen, if it's the news, like let's say I'd been on a few dates with them and I was really looking forward to the sex cause we haven't had it yet or maybe it was amazing then I would choose a sex. But you're adding all these different variables. So if it's just the question that's on the table, forward to the sex because we haven't had yet or maybe it was amazing than then I would choose sex. But you're adding all these different variables. So if it's just the question that's on the table, more of just a general question.

You're talking averages now. Yeah, so sex is broken down into quadrants. Well, then you can't. That is also not fair to them to- I choose sex. I choose sex. You're choosing sex. Okay.

But I'm not a millennial. It would also not be fair to then say, okay, well, all millennials would choose dinner over sex because did you give them all the options then say, okay, well, all millennials would choose dinner over sex because did you give them all the options about like, oh, it's this person. These studies are really, these studies are kind of bullshit. But this is what I wanna say about it is that I was in the New York Post,

they call me out of like, what's the deal though? Because there have been other studies precluding this that talked about how millennials just aren't as, the older millennials, born in the 90s, aren't as interested in sex as their younger or older millennials, like born in the 90s aren't as interested in sex as they're younger or older millennials like born in the 80s and I said I don't think that it's their less inter-interested in sex but they grew up at a time with fewer taboos scarcity or shame around wanting to be sexual and I think

they just have too many distractions they're so distracted and sex is easy easily available to them we're like find outing might not be as available. So. Or they just don't get excited about anything. Yeah. Right. All right. So my lot of talk about this.

Oh, good. Menace is future brother-in-law. Once he decides to man up and get married. Yeah, do. OK. So this guy, he goes to Vegas. He goes and he sees how many shows, like like school boy queue like any all these like people Favorite artists every favorite artists whatever menace and his girlfriend take him to Bacchanal at Caesars worlds largest buffet

More items over 500 items on the buffet and he's all excited about like going to a buffet Okay, well, dude. You're at the world's largest buffet. And he goes, man, he goes, so what do you think? He goes, I expected there would be more. Really? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not sure what I was missing. There was over 500 items on the thing. It was all right.

Yeah, but does every like, and I've met this guy a thousand times, doesn't get excited about, like nothing gets to be excited. Only through it. Not even that, he was underwhelmed by the 500 plus item buffet. So like if you can't get excited about like nothing gets to be excited. Nothing. Not even that. He was like he was underwhelmed by the 500 plus item buffet. So like if you can't get, you talked to people in their 20s, they get excited. So you don't want to say nothing. Yeah, that's don't let it get jazzed about. I'm not saying you never do it. It's harder. You know why? Because I think I'm not

talking about Madison, the producer. She's looking at me crazy. Yeah, she's she gets excited. I'm it's not a blanket statement, but a lot of a lot of I think it takes more. How like you talk about being maybe being desensitized to something like. Desensitized to be available though. I could get lay. I could have sex. Okay, like our parents, if they had a television, they were lucky to have four channels, right? And then here, you know, we come along, you know, we have however many. Not even we were kids. Like you had cable. Okay, so maybe cable cable is a hundred channels, holy shit, right?

Like, yeah, but there was still never anything on there's never anything on now direct TV, Hulu, Netflix, you have all that still ain't shit on yeah, right? It takes more to like really get you excited about something you have so much So much so much stimulation for anything to stick out and become really interesting to you. So like what kind of crazy sex do millennials require to then be excited about sex? It's like these guys always wonder. You hear these stories? I think there's the bars always there always be in the bar. You have these guys in the news who like, you know, they got a belt around their neck and they're choking themselves to jerk off just so they get a better orgasm.

Right. What is wrong with just regular jerking off or, you know, these people that have to be in all kinds of crazy situations. That's just such millennials and that's just not about it. Just people are into their different, you know, sexual, their sexual proclivity. You have like a lot that you need to get burned in order to have an orgasm. Like you just can't have regular sex. Everybody. Not everybody. I'm saying like I'm wondering what's going on. I think because of pornography, people are seeing it more. They let me tell you something. 10 years ago when I started the show, never got a question about sporting, never got a question about sporting, never got a question about choking.

You can get as many questions about anal, happy, anal sex month, by the way. Oh, anal sex month? Oh, August, you didn't know? No card. What? Do tomorrow, I'm bringing you a butt plug. All right.

Well, not me, hopefully. Well, I'm so sorry I was full, that surprised. Yeah. My wife will do good though. Oh, cool. Do you talk about your wife and sex Yeah. My wife will dig up though. Oh cool. Do you talk about your wife and sex on the show? Oh yeah. All the time.

Are you kidding? We're not shy. Okay, more than menace doesn't talk about his girlfriend. No, he's guarded. I just told you why. I just told you why. She talks about it. Like, you get her out and she has a couple drinks.

Tell me what you know. I don't know her. No. I've never met her except for one time menace menace men. Multiple times, but just doesn't really matter. That's not true. The men has stories that are not true. And you would think that he's never had sex.

They've never had sex or whatever. I don't think they have. No, but like, okay, so a couple trips ago to Vegas, we were sitting there, we'd only been there maybe a couple hours and we are at the bar and hanging out having a couple drinks and somehow sex came up and she just dropped the knowledge. They did it as soon as they got up in the room. Go, came up. And she just dropped the knowledge. They did it as soon as they got up in the room.

Go on, Menace. We have sex all the time. Okay, but I just feel like it would be useful. Yeah, it's so gross. Isn't that gross? Yeah. I didn't like the idea about it, but I'm just glad that yes.

I'm glad it was delicious. And then nothing. What? Bringing Emily in the fold into my relationship will not help me at all. It would help you. No one ends. Because then you would just raise so many questions.

How do you know how menace feels about sex toys? Yeah. Kind of. He's against I crossed. He's against them. And he feels it's very gateway. You know what they're not a gateway. Have you ever used a sex toy?

Yeah. Well, not on myself, but I with my wife. Yeah. Well, let me tell you this. You, well not on myself, but I with my wife. Yes. Well, let me tell you this. You've never had to felt vibrations on your balls. No. Okay. So on a low vibration You know what that and by the way, because I what if it felt amazing? What if it felt like a little something extra I wouldn't be against trying it out, but I just can't imagine that that would do anything like that seems as useless as Titi fucking. That is another useless activity. Visually it might be stimulating, but I'm telling you.

That does nothing for you this time. Vibrations on your shaft, on your balls. Just try it, come back to me. Okay, you think not. You think it won't do anything. I'm gonna tell you a little bit. I'm gonna tell you I don't have balls, but I've been around them with a vibrator.

Okay. Never had any guy go, I don't have balls, but I've been around them with a vibrator. Okay. Never had any guy go, I don't know how to add that. They're like holy crap and they shoot their load. But like in what context though, like what are you doing? Are you blowing me while you have this vibrator going on? Like, no, I'm not saying like, but like what's the help with blowing?

You can help with foreplay, just whatever you're doing. Just like giving a massage and then you're like, little reach around. But you're talking, can we just close that comment Just what are you doing? Just like giving them a massage and then you're like, little reach around. But you're talking about, can we just close that comment with the explanation of sex? Yes. I do think that porn has a lot to do with it. I do think that millennials and all of us grew up,

or at least in the last 10 years, that we're seeing more things. They're like, wow, we could try that. We could try that. So it definitely is raising the bar for what people want. It's actually not everybody, but we are doing more of this. It's open up everything.

No, any millennials that are listening, man, you got, you're world by the balls. Yeah, you have everything. Everything. You're not very side by the balls. If you're not married, you don't have kids, you're a millennial, and oh my God, the world is your oyster. I know, put it away with the more choices you have, I think

it's, you know, could be more difficult as well. To make a decision. Yeah. But then you have a decision to be made. Again, four channels, Emily. I know we had four channels. But then you have a decision to be made. Again, four channels, Emily. I know we had four channels. Yeah, there's a thousand channels. That's why you're always having, yeah, you're bored. So that's why we'd go outside and play, though. No, I don't, I don't know if we are. Yeah, we're very, we're sex. Yeah, what else

do you think I'm like in college? You weren't sitting around watching. Yeah, I have sex. You don't have, we did that. Snapchat to watch for others. Oh, there's a thing you see everyone when they're out of the bad ones on their phone, right? Where it's porn conversation, everyone talks about this. But it is true that that happens. Okay. Um, wow. Okay. So she wants to meet my girlfriend.

Yeah. She'd like me. I'm a girls girl. Yeah. Yeah. So what happened was like years ago, we're at CBS and I'm about to introduce her to Emily. And before I can say anything, Emily goes, yeah, can you go give me a bottle of water? It wasn't for me.

I get a guess from the real house wife there. And I was like, she was just kind of weird. And then my girlfriend was like, okay. If you know me, that I'm not like, hey you, you look like you. I'm like, hi, I'm probably was not like, get water. Like, but menist like, tell the story because I'm gonna go on a business. I don't work here.

But she did work there. She did work there. But she worked at a. And it's always fucking there. She worked there, but she worked at a work. She worked at the not going to tell me he was fucking her time either because you know that. You said this is my assistant, I think. No, I didn't.

Whatever you did. Doesn't matter. A long time ago, but now we think, oh, we can never. No, it's not that, but it was just weird. You think I give her a vibrate of your balls. And then you think me. No, I wouldn't thank you. Okay. It's invasive.

Um, well, where did you get replaced? No one's gonna be replaced. They don't cuddle. They don't cuddle. They don't make out either. Why? You don't cuddle? Huh? She doesn't want to. Really? See right? There's too much body fat on us. Yeah, that could happen. I just want to. We're also parents. So it's like you're trying to, you have limited time. No, I understand. It's a whole other thing. It's like everybody's ready tired, ready to pass out. Right.

I get it. I get it. It's a different thing with kids. We'll get back to that. And we're going to take a quick break and give a shout out to our sponsors who we love. Thank you for supporting us and supporting us. It's almost that time again. the Sexual Health Expo is back, and this time it's taking place in one of my favorite cities on earth, New York City.

I'm so honored to once again be hosting this one of a kind event like seriously. What other event brings today's top sex educators and the hottest pleasure products together under one roof? Exactly, it's the only one. The Sexual Health Expo will be taking over Brooklyn September 24th and 25th, and for the first time ever, you can attend for free! Thanks to our good friends at Wevibe, the first 2,000 people to register will be given free admission to the two-day event. Sexual Ed Sponsor, the pleasure chest has planted out a weekend's worth of seminars on today's most relevant wellness topics

All delivered by an array of sex experts. I know and admire not only will you be expanding your sexual horizons You'll also be able to see brand new products from Jimmy Jane, Doc Johnson, Joe Lubricants, Fleshlight, Lifestyles and Skin condoms See you in bed. Hot flowers USA. I am toy, cautionware condoms, commasutra, bay blend, pure, the pleasure chest, high pleasures, unbound box UV and more. You can learn more about the sponsors on my website, just click on the she banner for all kinds of information. And a lot of you ask me to let you know when I'll be on the east coast, so mark your calendars for September 24th and 25th and get ready to come visit me in Brooklyn.

Whether you walk, run, drive, fly, swim, or uber, you're in for two days of sex, positive, education, and fun. Just reserve your free tickets, visit sexualhealthexpo.com today. And remember, the free tickets are limited to the first 2,000 reservations, so don't wait. These will disappear quickly. I'll see you there. Okay, we're back. Thanks everyone for listening. For being here. This is fun. What are you just shows that we get like just a surprise guest? Why was it supposed to be here? I'm just rolling through with him. Yeah, he's coming with me. Yeah, he's kind of a rob. But you came and that's a great pre pre show. It's kind of like our pre date before I

mind you're tomorrow. What do we talk about on the wood show? Well, I mean, there's a bunch of different ways that we can go. Obviously, there's the toy conversation. There's the grooming conversation, which we heard about. There's a number of different things there. But then people always have questions. I figured, like, you know, people call in. Yeah.

I love doing that. Ask the sexist. Right. This is going to be a blast. Yeah, because who knows? It's got to cool there. I'm going to come back every morning. I'll bring breakfast.

Okay, then you're in. But that's the Woody show people get here every day here in Los Angeles. Yep. I heart radio. I heart radio or the app. Right. Yeah.

Just podcast download. There's a podcast every day at noon, money through Friday. Soon to be nation one. Yeah, just search. Nice. Search the Woody show. You guys are awesome.

Okay. Well, also before we get into emails, which we will do, I want to say them very excited for the sexual health expo, or she, as we call it, it's going to be New York September 24th. And we just added a bunch of new sponsors, including After Dark, Lifestyles, Blue Dreams, Sola, Cautionware, Dane Products, Getting in the Mood,

Indulgence Puteak, Sir Richard. I'm going to start talking dirty. There's a lot of joy. Joybacks, Laylo, NAS toys, next Gen Health Solutions, pure romance, satisfy our sub-centials. Let's make it show. Cool. Come to New York. Sweet. All right. So what's happening in New York? Are you good at this? Oh, so... Oh, so... Yeah, yeah. You probably have an exploit for them there or something. I do. I do one. Okay. Yeah, I used to have more but then they get married, they have kids but then they get divorced again. So we'll have to see where they are now in do one. Yeah, I used to have more, but then they get married, they have kids, but then they get divorced again.

So we'll have to see where they are now in this rotation. Oh, you got to be a fun ex-girlfriend. I'm the, yeah, they don't love me. Yeah. No, the guys are fine with it. The guys are fine with it. The girls are like, she's not going to the wedding.

Like, you get married, like, she's out. The whole thing. I've had this so many times, and I'm like, I'm your best friend. We've never hooked up, but you're sex with them, like, see what I mean? That's just for dating, it's hard for friendships. I'm talking about that. I'm talking about guys you've hooked up with you know Oh, and if you ever get introduced as the ex-girlfriend are they Google me look oh great, right? Yeah, this girl

Swinging from the rafters gave you the best blowjob ever which I won't you're probably known as that whore Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm the whole or the prostitute. It's never accepted money Yeah, I think about X is and all this kind of stuff I wanted to bring up the Orlando Bloom. Uh-huh. Did you see his penis? Did you see the censor? No, I didn't see the censor.

Really? I thought the ladies in the office would show. No, we've been busy, right? You did offer it. Yeah. Should I look it up? Now, how does it look? They were like comparing it to like Justin Bieber or something.

It's a pretty good sized penis, right? So check this out. Oh, yours is bigger. Get out of here. No, no, no. It's an pretty good size penis, right? So check this out. This is bigger. Get out of here. No, no, no. I said it's it's it's an awesome penis. Now, the thing is what's weird is speaking about X is all this kind of stuff. So Orlando Brum, Bloom, he's out there with Katy Perry in Italy or whatever, right? But Orlando Bloom's X, it's been all over the news in the past couple of weeks.

She just got engaged to the co-founder of Snapchat, right? Oh, okay. So that's all over the place, but now his penis is all over the place. So when that suck, you just got, you just got engaged and now you see your, the ghost of your penis past. I know. All over the news.

And people can't stop talking. But wait, who does it suck for? You saying it sucks for her? I don't know. I think it sucks for the staff. It could suck for her future, her fiance. Okay, that's what I'm saying. It sucks for the new guy. The new guy who's penis may not be as,

might not be as spectacular. Who knows? Doesn't suck for her. Yeah, but you're just trying to have this huge announcement that you're getting married, everything tabbie, and then you're going to be the ex-penis. It's just like all over the internet everywhere,

and everyone's talking about how awesome it is. It's bad enough when you wake up or so mind you're still free Yeah, you're so fun to them on Facebook and whenever now the whole world is like bowing down to their penis That would suck. Yeah, and then what he's talked about this on the show He actually his last work situation his wife's ex worked in the building really yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh she did it. She turned gay. Well, it's not even from a thread standpoint. I don't see I don't I don't care about that stuff Right, you know personally. I used to as a younger guy. It was a bigger deal. Now don't give a shit Right, no, you're moving on. I get it. I don't care either. I really don't about the X is the future Like how did you not know he was gay? That's my question. That's the thing. That's the

Conversation. Yeah, it's got some fuego Where they exacts they not he was a, I don't know. Well, you can tell it takes longer. You can go down on her, like I always wonder, like, that didn't get into it. Really, you've never said, did he put his face in your retirement? No, I don't, no, I was, he was doing that. Well, because I was doing that would be like, you know,

he was like, no, I never went down there. He actually never saw it. We never had sex. Like, you might find out what you think. No, like, no, I knew, like, for example, like, that he liked the shop more than she did. And that's saying a lot because she loves a shop I could tell just by looking at him

He took a lot longer to get ready every day than I know she takes ready to you know long to get ready every day Did not get in that situation, but she was to access it How the fuck did you not know this guy? Was gay yeah like everybody else knows within five minutes of meeting this guy Your product right right and she goes well. I should have known there were some red flags or whatever like He never wanted to have sex I mean they did they were together for a long time They thought they were getting married in fact even after she found out that he was gay and they broke things off He still came back to her saying like let's get me. He proposed. It's like I do I know you're gay Yeah, so It's like, I dude, I know you're gay. Yeah.

So, it's fine. It's fine. You're within her now, and I'm sure she's having this. No, he's not. No, he's not. You know what, he's a good dude. You know, I just, how do you not know? I know, it's a question.

Okay, but right now, we're gonna talk about like, you know, hey, so. I'm gonna come to the next party. Oh, he's on the moon. When you used to bang my wife. Did you go down? Yeah. There's a,

there's a infamous story with my buddy who's like super gay now. He's all about old balls. He loves some good old balls from promised rings. But there's an infamous story like when he first started working radio, working promotions, like it's pretty tight knit family. If you if you work on the street team and stuff like that. So he at the time he had a girlfriend and one of our other radio buddies goes to his house to go pick him up and he opens a door

and then he's going, the gay guy who's now openly, he was going down on his girlfriend at the time. So apparently it does happen. If you're a gay guy, you do go down. This is happening, you were trying to answer P.S. No. Yeah, that's true. We never heard of that. A great whose on our show.

Great gory. He was married when we did the show. Should I ask him tomorrow? To a woman, yeah. This will be fun. Yeah, we should ask him not going to get on. We've got to help our listeners. We're going to get into females, okay?

So they have a dog in here, by the way, that's been humping my leg the entire time. Oh, this is this is Halerman. I'm dog sitting. Okay. He is. He's really cute. What kind of service Oh, this is this is halirman. I'm dog sitting. Okay. Okay. He's really cute. What kind of service dog is that dog? Let's be serious. I don't know. He's just doing that.

It's got a service dog tag on it. That's bullshit. Halirman. That's not a real service dog. Yeah, it is. It's not my dog. It's not your dog. It's not your dog. It's why we can talk. That's why we can talk shit on it. It's not your dog.

Okay, you guys. Thank you everyone for emailing me. Feedback at sexwithemily.com. And I have. You're really good at servicing my leg. You loved it. You loved it. And also, the great thing is you can now leave a message.

Voice Males, we're doing that. 828-257-931 or Ask SWE1. And then also, yeah, we're always saying feedback at sex with Emily. But if you go to the website, there's an ask Emily button thing tab, and you can ask your question right from the site. So easy, so many ways to reach us.

We love it. Okay, so, oh, and when you leave us a message or an email or whatever you do, your name, your age, how you listen, where you live. Hi, Emily, I love your show. I'm in a situation right now that I'm helping you and men just can hop out with. It's surprising who we want your advice right away.

Okay, my roommate is moving so I posted the ad on Craigslist looking for someone, looking to find someone to take his bedroom. I received a good amount of responses from people who were interested and had them send their Facebook links. One response came back from this girl who was incredibly attractive, so I invited her over to take a look at the apartment. She was even more attractive in person. I feel

like I'm a pretty confident person most of the time, but her energy had me sweating. I asked her about her current living situation and found out that she had just broken up with someone still living with them until she finds a new place. I've already chosen different roommates, let her know it wouldn't work out, but asked if she would like to keep in touch. She agreed and said she would love that. Since this is such a new circumstance, I hope you guys have some good advice for me on how I should approach the situation.

I want to ask her out, but my concern is that she's newly single, so might not be looking to date. I would love to date this girl, see where it can go, but don't want to put her off by going out of the wrong way. What should I do? Thanks Ezra 28 Chicago? So I'm proud of him that he did not have a move in. Where are you thinking he'd be like,

she's hot and have her move in? Yeah, because that's what I would have did. But the thing is also, I don't know, he's like daydreaming that he wants to have this long-term relationship with the chick. He should just ask her out first. He's like, I don't want to do it. He's overthinking it. He's making assumptions for her based on what

he believes that she's at like, he doesn't know anything. They could have been broken up two years ago and they're still living together. Like, we don't know anything. Like, so don't make assumptions. Yeah, it's a good point that she could be starting through breakup, but you don't know this. And a lot of times, I don't know for me,

I'd be breaking up with someone I was already over at six months ago. So she could be ready to date. So I say, you know, don't be aggressive, don't be too aggressive or too cheesy, but just, you know, say, text or whatever was great meeting you. Like unless you're going to start with a marriage proposal, like you're just asking to go out and have a drink or like a casual date. Yeah.

And she's not ready for that. And then she's not ready for that. But maybe she is. But like, you know, this guy, you're right. It seems like he's hanging on there. He's got. He's got the whole plan. He's got the whole plan. But he's also building up reasons.

This is what guys do. And women, do we build the case? Why won't work? And thinking about all these, like, oh, but what if she's suffering? She's still going through this. And I say, just, hey, fun meeting. You're sorry, you didn't get the place.

Hope you found a great place. But let's have a drink. Done. Easy. Right? Yeah. All she can have a drink. Done. Easy. Right? Yeah, all she can say is no. Right, and then you move on.

Doesn't know how to die. You won't die. She says no. So I always say, you're not gonna die. I'm not gonna die now that I'm asking people out and mumble and they don't get back to me. Didn't die. Still here.

Okay, this is about hand jobs and blow jobs. So I'm glad we have two pizzas here to help us. Okay, here's one and a half. Emily is men's the half. That's sweet. Hi, Emily. I'm 33 and have two pizzas here to help us. Okay, here we have one and a half. Emily is men's the half, sweet. Hi, Emily. I'm 33 and listen to your wonderful podcast from Portland, Oregon. How do I get better about maintaining endurance for giving blow jobs or hand jobs?

Well, I like doing both these things. They've been really frustrating with the guy I've been dating. I get my guys so close to finishing and then it seems I can't keep the pressure or rhythm that ultimately would make him come. He tells me that he loves everything I'm doing and many are techniques that I learn from you. But thinks gripping, sucking harder and moving my hands mouth faster would help them finish.

Sure, that makes sense. But I simply don't know how to do it or what to do, how to do it any harder or faster and definitely don't know how to sustain that for the time it seems to take him to a jack-o-lake. Any physical tricks or exercises I can do are even psychological tips I need to remember. Thanks for all you do, Carrie. So first I want to say there's a lot of guys out there that just can't come from low jobs or hand-ops. No matter what you do, it's true they exist.

Really? Where are those guys? Well I've never met them but I've heard about them. I've never done that and I'm like sure you won't. No it's true. Maybe it takes a little longer but there are guys who are like they don't. Just like girls don't like rural sex or can't you know have an orgasm and we're more complicated that way than guys are.

That's true. One of the smartest things that minus ever said the vagina or or analogies you may ever. Yeah. That the vagina is the Rubik's cube of life. It really does. It is. It's funny, right? No, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Um, the hand jobs waste of time. Because if you're willing to give a blow job, fuck yes. Yeah. Right now. No, no. It's not as bad as Titi fucking, but it's right up there. Combine the hand job blow job. Yeah, of course, but that's a blow job. Every blow job was an orphan hand job at one time. See, this has been a fight for years.

Hand jobs are great if you're in middle school, high school, whatever. But like after that, if she's down for blow jobs, like don't waste your time. I know. To say and she wants tips for doing them both and having endurance. And I say she's got to combine when I'm showing you now with my hand. When she's giving the blow job, she's got to use her hands and her tongue. That's fine. That's a blow job.

She's talking about two separate things. Hand job. Take that off the menu. Nobody's going to miss it. It's like that thing that nobody ordered at the restaurant. Nobody missed the blow job. I don't think you have a good idea. I don't think you have a good idea.

I don't think you have a good idea. I don't think you had a good idea. See, this is where we've been getting in a fight for years because I, like, like you, I say, no one gives a shit about the hand job. No. It's all about the blowjob. Let's ahead dental work. And I couldn't give you a blowjob, but I could give you the most killer hand job. You used lots of lead to him.

I'm just going to have to tough it out with the hand job. Well, okay, so you fix that in the final. Well, fine, but you come. Well, okay. And you'd like it. So then you wouldn't just have like you had in your case some kind of procedure done. So your mouth is out of commission.

Right. Yeah. All right. What's wrong with your vagina? Can we not have sex? I'm in my period. I don't feel like I'm well, then I guess we're waiting out. I'm almost I'm almost rather weighted out than take your lousy

hand job. Yeah. Because you've only had lousy hand jobs and you've never had a vibrator in your pocket. There's not a good hand job. Not true. Okay. Unless you're going to really make a whole big production out of it where you're taking like lotions or leaps out of it. I know, but that seems like such a waste of time. Your mouth already has loob.

No, it doesn't. Oh. Yes, it does. It's a loob for your mouth. That is? Oh, it looks disgusting. No, I'm going to break it. No. It's called wet headed stride.

I use it on the radio, so I'm not like, yeah, you know, it's a little pretty. It's like strawberry, but when you're giving a blowjob, it helps you produce some more saliva. It's called wet. By Doc Johnson, I'm a little addicted. It's hard. And job wasted time. Okay, blowjob. Now, we're not going to this. Why is your wrong? Yeah, not wrong. Just because the two of you have limited experience for hand jobs, I'm not going to say you like declaring this for all men. Wait, so I'm not wrong. No, I'm not wrong. Just because the two of you have limited experience for a hand job, I'm not gonna say you like declaring this for all men. Boy, so I'm not gonna turn down.

I think you had a good hand job. So I could sit here. Yeah, and he said a good hand job. Yeah, in a pinch, you'll take a starving man and he would have chats, so you're doing at it. You could do it the other time. Yeah, I know. How many of you could sit?

I would face book living. Look, you don't have to do a million. It's not fair for me to sit here. I love him. It wouldn't be fair for me to sit here and I love him. It wouldn't be fair for me to sit here and tell you like how or what works for a woman, right? I'm tell you have two guys and now

granted we are not the you're like, okay, I don't want to. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. You're going to qualify it. Yeah, we're not sexually experienced. All right, you've never had a vibrator in your balls.

I don't even know if I'm not exact. I've had a hand job though. And it sucks when you were 12. No. Do you know how much technology there's like the flesh light, the quicksickness, the mass thing. That's a masterbader, that's not. All I'm saying, can we just get back to the question here?

You have a willing partner. Who's female? Who has one? So now you just don't want him to go to a damn blow job. So you're like, I don't want to. Three other options. Four if you include the titty fucking. We're back to that. What if you're like, you know what? I got, I'm not feeling great tonight. I'll give you a hand job. I got lots want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want Otherwise, he'll never eat the. I don't want them, but I'll eat them. Right. But let's go back to lovely, curious question here. Because she's, she's, that is.

I'm trying to help. No, no, no. Let's go back to that. She wants to know how you keep, because blow jobs can be tiring. And what we're saying is, women, and I think my wife fits in this category.

She waste too much time on the shit that doesn't matter. Like what? Like your shaft, who gives a shit. It's really all the top, right? Like around like the head of the penis. That's where all the good shit is. Now, you know, you can try to be sexy and put on a show

or whatever, but if it's just about the efficiency and making things go quick, focus all your attention. This guy's probably like 24, okay? Or 23, he's probably like 32 or something, 33. So I'm just saying, you're married, you wanna get it over with. Menace, I don't know what he's done. And I'm just saying for some guys,

this guy can't come and she's doing all this work and she's exhausted. So hands are your secret weapon in a blowjob. I think some women think you gotta be doing your mouth all the time. Use your hands. Hands can assist, use lots and lots of loob. Use variety, do both at the same time. And you can always use your hands. Hands can assist, use lots and lots of lube, use variety,

do both at the same time, and you can always use your hand, and then just have your, when you get tired, your mouth can just be over the tip. But the hand can. The corona, very sensitive. The hand just can't be working the mid to bottom part of the shaft, it has to go all the way up and down. All the way up and down to mouth.

Right, so then you have the combo of the mouth and the hand and the tongue. And if you use it, that's my next point. And if you can just focus, you figure out like, hey, let me know. It's kind of like going to the eye doctor, one or two, okay, two or three. Like gauge what's working for him and then just focus on that. So the next time you're blowing them or whatever, like just start with two and three is working better than just start with two and three. But it sounds like she's going fast and hard

and he's telling her to go faster and harder and she's exhausted. So I'm saying like she can add some lube, always add some lube. Like your mouth or use this blowjob so your mouth does not always produce enough saliva. In the moment might not, you wanted to, it doesn't. You can keep adding les, use your hands,

use some flavor lubes, system Joe, has some great lubes, silicone, lubes great, reduces friction, so makes it more slippery. Like you still want enough friction, but it can be more slippery. And like, change up your grip, use two hands, use one hand and the mouth, don't get me wrong. But rhythm too, what do you guys think about rhythm?

Like, what if she's really into it, then she stops. Like, how do you explain, right? Like she moves, changes horses in the most stream, or whatever. Yeah, ladies, have you ever been close to orgasm? All guys going down on you, and all of a sudden he changes things up. How does that work?

It doesn't work. Like you could have like seized the moment, and now it's gone, right? Right. It's all about that consistency. It's a consistency, but if it's not working, like it feels good, but then you kind of got to, you have your go-to thing that happens

when you ejaculate. She's just got to figure out what his thing is, but he's saying it has to be like harder and faster and rather than whatever. So the other tip is for suction. So it's not how hard you suck. And so one of my tips is like, oh, is that you, if you put your finger in your mouth,

I wish I could. So if you are sucking on your finger and you put your mouth, and you can, let's say you can't pull it out, it's too hard. Right? Doesn't come out. But when you suck it just enough, and you can pop it out, that's how hard you should be sucking the penis. If that makes sense to you. So if you put your finger in your mouth and you can't pull it out, that's too much suction. When you can just, when you can pop it out, that's how much suction you is. You also shouldn't be trying to suck a thick milkshake through a straw. You know what I mean?

Because there is a... Sucking can be too hard. Too hard. Yeah, but also too focused on like, you're actually trying to suck something out of it as opposed to creating that suction or pressure around the entire head as opposed to just it's like, are you trying to suck something out of my p-hole right now? That's true, but that's not cool.

That's not cool. Let's talk about the tongue. Another some tips for you, because I think you're really concerned, Carrie, about the that you're not doing enough harder, faster, but I'm just giving you a little things to add to your repertoire. Swirl your tongue when you're going up and down.

Like, go around the crown of the tip of the penis with your tongue. Like, lick the balls, maybe, some people, like ball play. Like, go around the crown, the tip of the penis with your tongue. Like, lick the balls, maybe some people, like ball play. Like, I feel like there's other things that you could add in here. By the way, the most nerves are on the underside of the head. The front noodles. So when you're exactly, see, look, did you know this? No.

Yes, you did. Yes, he does. Because the front noodles right here. You know, it's like when you suck in some dudes dick. Oh, yeah. That's what you should circle your tongue. I'm all about it. Yeah. Circle your tongue around the front. I call it the the bonus area. Yeah, exactly. You are, you know, that's good. Well,

you've learned this. You probably knew because you have a penis. So use your tongue. Use your hands more. Use lube. And just remember to like, you can use your hands as much as you want. You can just be sucking it. Okay. Moving on. All right. This is a great show. I'm so glad. You can never talk about any of this kind of stuff on our tourist videos. No way. No way. No way. We can't. I know of course you can. You end, you know, thinking about they always say like try to tell the story as if there's a five-year-old in the room and you don't want them to know what you're talking about. Yeah. That's why I remember tomorrow. That's why I used to get dumped on the radio. But I didn't know that I

used to pull my hair out because she's like, Oh, what do you mean? I can't say this and blowjob and blah blah blah. But love when I was doing different on love line, we could say like a jackalant common jizz. Because true. There's a doctor there. Yeah. And you like, he came and say like, go

down on her. It's really weird. Yeah. You can't say that now. I didn't love it because it was also the what's it called? Our. The same love it because it was also the what's it called the hour? Say for her. Say for her. Say for her. Thank you. Say for her. But yeah. Okay. I want to bear it. It's just fantastic. Yeah. I'm so very fine. Okay. Let's get another email. Dear Emily, I've been my boyfriend for almost six months and now he makes me the happiest girl in the world. But lately I've been so insecure about him and I just don't really know why. I'm scared of losing him, but every time we talk about it, he just tells me that it's not going to happen.

Um, they's not going to leave her, but I just feel like he says it's a drop the conversation. I feel insecure because I've never had an orgasm with him, and he gets frustrated that he isn't good enough. What can I do to become more confident and also get myself to lose control and let him give that to me? Thank you, Emily. I love your podcast. I listen to you,ace every day. Thanks for the endless laughs. Kaley age 20. All right. Well she's 20 right? Right. And she's worried and insecure. So there's two things going on. She's insecure. He's going to leave her and she's insecure about orgasms. Okay. Well she's tripping off the leaving part. She's causing trauma. Well it's a bad idea. I think a lot of women have this fear

and men that the people are going to leave. So she keeps saying, like, will you reassure me and make me feel like needed because she's might have been abandoned and have issues with that. And these are coming from your hurt. Like Kari, I gotta say, it's coming from your own, Kali, Kari was last one. Kali, these are coming from your own insecurities.

And I don't think it has anything to do with what's happening with your boyfriend right now. I think that it has to do with your attachment style, maybe how you were raised. I mean, I'm not your therapist, but I got to say that there could be things happening, like in any relationship you get in that have happened in your childhood that are coming up that you feel like he's going to constantly get to be leaving. And no matter how often or how many times he tells you, I'm not leaving you, I love you, you're still not going to be filled up. You're not going to believe it because this is the kind of thing self-confidence. Can I am how this dog here?

Get off. Self-confidence has to come from the inside. That's an inside job, that confidence and feeling confident in the relationship. So I think that if it's really bothering you, I just know a lot of women like this where it doesn't end matter, where it doesn't go away. So I say therapy. I think therapy is the best thing ever. Have you therapy? What do you? I have in the past not currently. Okay, everybody can benefit from it though. Everybody. Thank you It's not because well he could benefit because here's the thing. He's like a vault Doesn't share anything with anybody. So it's all bottled up in there. He probably away One day looks like Yeah, no like it could help in so many different ways.

Only if for no other reason if you are in a relationship or you do how those people that you have to deal with an answer to, it's like a totally unbiased third party. Right. I mean, you're paying them. So I mean, but if they're a therapist, you know, they feel the license they can tell you that you're full shit or that it's something you think about or whatever.

But if anything, it's just a good, instead of bogging down your best friend with all your bullshit, you have this other person who most likely is covered by your insurance, who can just, you know. It can help you. You just sometimes we just, we all need to, I think it's a life like going to the dentist.

Like you always need to, I think you just, even if you go for a few years, like you change in life, you need to go back. But there's a stigma to it, because a lot of people think that means there's something wrong with the medicine. It means that you're healthy. It means that we got all got issues.

It means that you go. Because people get stuck. Like you might, Kaley, you might never move past these issues that you have with like attachment and feeling abandon if you don't go to therapy. So I think they could help you. But also, here's the other thing I want to focus on is that you say that you want him to give you an orgasm

and you're insecure because you haven't had one. I got to tell you this, the orgasm is your responsibility. He's not giving you anything. You're in charge of your own orgasm. You're responsible. And if you've never had an orgasm, then you've got to take some time to masturbate, get to know your own body, and then you can show him what you want. So that's also going to help build your sexual confidence, which will also build your confidence overall. So, you know, find out, you know, like, get out of your own head. You know what I'm saying? Like, you got to, like, with the orgasm thing, if you have had orgasms before,

I think that there's a lot going on. I mean, one of the reasons why a lot of women don't orgasms, because unlike your penises, like, you don't think you're way out of it orgasm. If you have menist, woody, once or twice your life maybe, but for women, like we got to have it all to get like if we're obsessing about something and worried, orgasm will not happen. So um, you just got to, yeah, focus on your own pleasure. And yeah, okay, keep going. Are we done with this? Well, we're done.

Man, it's going to wrap up. This was fun. I hope everybody had a great time This was a good time having lots of testosterone in the room Um, thank you guys. Thank you Woody Don't be mad at me because I think hand job suck This was our biggest like five six years ago we had a the hand job debate like I got hundreds of emails People like and so what was the consensus? You're having them in a consensus. It was misunderstood.

She had to change it to try to win the right. I wasn't never saying that hand jobs are superior to blow jobs. I'm just saying they're a nice accoutrement every once in a while to add on sex. And that they can, they're fun. Like I like climbing on a guy and like giving him a killer hand job straddle. I think it's fun, but I'm not like saying that's gonna flip out of my job

I always said a guy's not gonna turn it down right you want to yeah, yeah, you won't turn it down I was sure that I said we're emailing in what was the consensus if they were confused They might have thought that no, I don't know. They were saying that they yeah They want to blow jobs more than hand jobs of course, and I said a solo hand job was a waste of time But a guy will take one if you're offering. Exactly. Good job. Everybody loves for pizza.

Hey guys, thanks so much. Check out the Woody Show. Thank you. A five minutes on menace, the Woody show, all your social media. Yeah. It's easy. I'll save one in New York in September. And thank you to producer Madison and Laurie and Jamie and Eddie.

And thanks everyone for listening. Was it good for you? email me feedback at www.cicolomomotalk.com Okay guys, turn your volume down for the next minute. I need to tell the lady something. Go ahead, trust me, it's for your own good. Alright ladies, it's just us now, I have news for you. Your guy loves to masturbate.

Hey, it's natural, healthy and necessary. Let him know that not only is it cool with you, but that you want him to really enjoy it. Surprising with the number one selling sex toy for men, get them a flashlight. Fleshlight's toys feel so real that they are truly the next best thing. They have models created for every preference you can think of, models that are perfect for travel, and one of our favorites, the Quick Shot. It's an open-ended sleeve that we like to call the Handjob Helper.

And don't think you're guys the only one who will benefit from a flashlight. Their famous stamina training unit is all about helping guys learn to last longer. This is the gift that keeps on giving. So if you really want to turn them on, turn them on with a flashlight. It'll be a surprise he won't forget. Just go to sexwiththeendley.com

and click on the flashlight banner right now. Okay guys, listen to me. I know some of you tune out every time you hear me talk about chaggle exercises. Well guess what? You're making a mistake. Chaggle exercises are not just for women. Try something for me now guys. Tighten up the muscles you'd use if you wanted to stop the flow of urine. Congratulations! You just did a chaggle exercise and doing these regularly can make an impact on your sex life. Chaggle exercises It's an app that trains you, reminds you, and tracks your progress along the path to Kaggles of Steel. And because I know you're competitive,

I created 20 levels of intensity for Kaggle Camp. I'm going to show you how to get into Kaggle Camp. I'm going to show you how to get into Kaggle Camp. I'm going to show you how to get into Kaggle Camp. I'm going to show you how to get into Kaggle Camp. I'm going to show you how to get into Kaggle Camp. I'm going to show you how to get into Kag tracks your progress along the path to kegels of

steel. And because I know you're competitive, I created 20 levels of intensity for you to work through. So, you got for the challenge, guys. Download Kegel Camp from your iPhone today and tell me about your progress at Feedback at SexWithMLA.com. You can get Kegel Camp from the iTunes store or by going to SexWithMLA.com and clicking on the Kegel Camp banner.

See ya, camp! Get Kaggle Camp from the iTunes store by going to sex.com and clicking on the Kaggle Camp banner. See ya, camp!