Sex With Emily - Drinking With Emily: Turn On’s, Turn Off’s & Tequila

Episode Date: April 26, 2016

This special “drunk” edition ofSex With Emily comes at you live, straight from Emily’s livingroom! She, Menace and the whole team take a drink or two (okay, orthree) in hopes of producing the first ever drunk podcast, but it’snot all fun and drinking games—They also go in depth on the topicof ghosting and take the “Sex Question Quickie” Challenge… Well,they do the best they can.Do you know the difference between the sex lives of dog and catowners? Why do you keep getting ghosted? Is pizza better thanburgers? These are just a few of the questions Emily and Menacetackle on their journey to the other side of “tipsy”. They stumblethrough some bizarre sex facts, address a listener’s dating dilemmaand even reveal some sobering truths about their own turn ons andturn offs.If you’ve ever wondered whatit’s like to party with Emily & Menace, then this is the showfor you! There’s a variety of spirits, a snapchat snafu, and awhole lotta sex talk. Don’t miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All right, but you can you can hear I before it could be here, but you can hear how loud I am and This is stuff on the whole of my fucking life. Can you so can you What are you talking to you hear yourself that you are louder? You just realized Every like the China is different. I always feel bad for men because because every time you come across

you're like, oh my god, this one likes the hard touching. This one like tongues mics are the same fucking way because I love mine. Speak nuts to the gold thing and make sure you open first and you this one's like talking down. This one hits me in the head when I like

the mic was saying. It doesn't like every mic is different and I can't get a handle on that mic. No, it's not that you should be able to hear the fucking volume change when you're talking. Like, I'm not as loud over here, but I am very loud when I'm right here. Here's a thing that is on the moment and I have ADD. If you want me to focus on how it sounds, what I'm saying, the game over. Hey, Abelie, you got a boyfriend? Because my man, he here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand.

Oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It's drinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here so I'm braw.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Abelie's not the kind of girl you just play with. check out our podcast and for a mailing list, check out Naked Photos of Madness, which is, you know, we're just testing it, see how that goes. Yeah. And yeah, thank you for closing. Don't visit us. All right, you should tell them, everybody, this is the drunk show.

We're actually recording from Emily's house right now. Yes, yeah. We had a lovely dinner. Lovely. It was steak and salmon. What else did we have there? Brussels sprouts, salad. All stuff you prepared yourself?

Yes, I've been sleeping all my snow, which do not have just kidding. Where do you look at that from? Jones on third amazing food in LA they've got it's truly their food is like beautiful cuisine healthy organic kind of like you like it is it organic is that wrong? Well you lost it in that organic I don't know that's why I wanted to bring you back. You're talking to a guy that eats like cheeses at a buffet. I was thinking like what is everyone because here's a thing like this is the office party everyone from the amazing sex with Emily team is here Say hello everybody We out here and I care about food. We're like minutes to be happy to talk about yes, you know what I

Do you step it up though? I thought about everybody. It's great. Yeah here we are and also here's a thing. When we were friends. Yeah we were staying out more in San Francisco. We had to go to San Francisco so small it's seven by seven miles and we're living in Los Angeles now which is so spread out. I know. I met a lot. You're way too busy for me. You have too many things going on. I'm super super busy. That's true but when when I find a home, I schedule. I'm like, let's get together and it's harder here. It's true. But same for school, you can be like five minutes.

Maybe this thing tonight, we'd show up, we'd hang. But it's been a while. And then everyone here on the amazing team was like, we never get to hang out with men. It's like, and as it's out, be fun. They should know you. You're not like, because since the beginning of time, typically the people who have worked with me

are afraid of you. Yeah. Yeah, they're like men, it's, uh. Well, they never understand. I know, it's true. Like, well, hey. beginning of time, typically the people who work with me are afraid of you. Yeah. Yeah, they're like minutes. Well, they never understand like, I know you're true, like, well hey. But what they don't understand is like, okay, every time that I go to meet up with you is where I just left a like extremely professional environment where everyone has to do like everything on point at all times

and then I get not to the crew that you have now, but like in the past I'll get there historically it's an f-ing shit show and then I'm irritated because just probably probably an hour, half hour later I'm like with a team of people that are just like doing everything correctly constantly. But then I go in there and I go and I like we were doing the show every day because that was the only time you didn't have control every day I know but I'm just saying I'm like if I need assistance with something like there was no one to help you the no one to help me right yeah yeah that's where the first yeah that's a for world. It's great. Right? How awesome is my team?

They're great. They're here. You can say hello. Hi. Yeah. Hi. Like when we say the team, like, you get a bit lively. They all.

We're all learning together. This is the first time you did something. I know. This is fun. This is really important to me, like I said, the cry. No, I can't cry. I was just about to cry. I don't know. You already thought of a really good question before I just go one time we should declare since the drunk show how drunk are we

Yeah, yeah, I'm probably out of six right now. We're working on it. I would say Yeah Johnny I'm not a big So Out of five yeah Now what now what kind of drinker are you are you a fun drinker because like right now like You seem like a depressed drinker and it's making me sad Fun right Yeah I'm depressed I'm not lively now. Yeah, I mean, I'm a party. I'm depressed.

You're saying I'm not lively enough? Yeah, you're not lively. Oh, because I was saying this is a very emotional moment. Yeah. Douging is off the show with the drunk show, right? Okay. What? I guess, why are you not calling the drunk show?

I know. Like, the 100 million show, maybe. I know. Yeah. No, this is okay. Fine. So what's going on in your life? Things are, there's a lot going on in my life.

Things are really good. I got a new office base that's boring. Sweet. What do you want to know specifically? Can you just narrow that down? I don't even really freaking care about. Why would you want to know? No, no, no. So you went to my school with your mom. How was that? My mom, it was amazing. We went to Cabo Sen Lucas. They'd had a nice hotel for seven days on the beach and it took me

about three and a half days so I felt like I could actually relax and be on vacation. All right. Not used to that. And it was great. My mom and I like had deep talks and walked on the beach. Oh, I know. Then you know what she probably talked about is what you know. She probably talked about like what's going on with her dating life. Exactly. You're gonna get married. She doesn't talk about that anymore, but she's giving up. She's giving up. Why do you have a new thing?

She's like, I really think you need to get a dog. Oh really? So what last time I talked to you said you were getting a dog. Oh, that was a whole, I can't. The dog. You know sometimes you go on a, um, if you were dating online, and you look at like a woman's profile Yeah, it's perfect and paper. It's amazing. You may even like have a really sexy chat with her

Uh-huh, and then you meet up and you walk into the restaurant and you're like, oh, there's no chemistry And that's what happened with the dog. I was adopting so I'm still gonna do a form Yeah, so when you met up with the dog, what is the dog? I can't the dog gonna love you No, the dog loved me But the dog gets in behavioral is the dog I can't have? The dog didn't love you? No, the dog loved me. But the dog had some behavioral issues that we didn't realize. Because it's a longer story. It's not interesting.

But the point is, I might look up now for the perfect dog. Not that I'm dating, relationships fine. But my mother has never really pressured me about relationships. Now she's just like, I think dogs make you really, she's seen me in and out of them, and I'm dating. But she's like, I think that she used to be against a dog thinking I Wouldn't really be able to take care of it. So did you but now she's like I think a dog would be a really good choice

Oh really just give you some companionship or what? Yeah, no honestly, no, I just think it's a good structure. Yes, in companionship. I love them. I look running You know you don't you love your dog. How did your dog change your life? Dog changed my life Not too much I mean I absolutely much of their girlfriend. No not in that way I just feel like the dog they said oh it would be so much responsibility and well-blown it's gonna affect it hasn't affected me in any way. No because you've like a person to be another. Yeah. Yeah. I think a single parent with a dog is hard.

Yeah, probably. But that takes a village for some people. But no, I wasn't ready before with my other, the point is, yeah, it's a type of a dog. And it'll be, it's not because I'm like, you're a good type. My mom's like, my life is very full right now. When I have a dog, I don't know, I just,

because she and you, my mom is never going to be like, have you be anyone? So she just kind of like hopped down the dog. Like, that would make you happy right now. Yeah. But I'm actually in a really good place because it is the longest I've gone without actually really getting into really big dating anyone that, at all.

Yeah. That's gonna be your new relationship at the dog. Yeah, okay, look at that rant. Stop, stop, stop, park, whatever, that's boring. Okay, don't show us. Yeah! Yeah, boring! I know, boring!

You need to be boring. Then, you need to be boring, dude. What's gonna do? What's going on with me? Okay, Drunk Shaloo! Yeah! Gorgeous! I know! Chewie! Gorgeous! Then... Oh, no! Oh, what's going on here? Uh, what's going on with me? Uh, I was just at Coachella, which was amazing. Had someone fun. Got to see...

G-I-M? No, I am. Yeah, I'll think of it. I love when you're closer to the mic. Time out, Coachella. Coachella was great. I saw a bunch of people. I saw Taylor Swift Swift Kylie Jenner

Look at you tiger She stopped her check and go No, no, no, I didn't stop and talk to him but that's who I saw there and it was great and then so Okay, we need more do you saw them? Were they like rushing by where they're taking something? The only people that like if I mentioned that people know is I talked with Jared Leto. He's going to be in suicide squad. He's going to be the chapter.

That is a movie. It's a huge movie. No, right. So I can't wait. I was like actually an encounter. So then I'm here. I'm here to do X's. So I'm here this Saturday with you.

And then next week I'm going to Vegas to see Rihanna. Oh, I like it. It's my baby. Is it for work or for fun? I'm just going just for fun. Just for the girlfriend? Yeah, the whole family is coming. Even my daughter.

When your family. Who else is the music? No, it's me. Yeah, it's us three. Well, that's cute. So you guys are going to be ready for kids, too, because when kids, often couples get a dog as like the testing ground like, can we actually have a baby? And you guys are successfully like created a successful Instagram account

like you love your dog because you have a good social media. No I can tell you love it. Typically the woman or the man are both together ideally sharp feeling wow I could really see spending my life and maybe having birthing a child maybe his sperm. No we don't think about that. I mean we talk about it we're like no we don't want to do that. We want to keep on traveling. You can travel on like a dog. No no I that's what we do but you're talking about having a kid.

No I think it's you're gonna be soon. She's gonna start feeling like cheer was great but you are gonna have the buy a lot. No we just talked about this on our last vacation saying how awesome that is we're on vacation and then like people of kids She's 30. Oh good. And then people kids are just like at home So, but let's just say why are you trying to push kids on me? 30 31 32

I know that my girlfriend's not like you and doesn't want to have kids I hope she's not like me. No, no, not that way, but no, I'm sure she's awesome I just I'm just saying that it's third if she was 40. I think at 30 you can't rule out just because she's like No, this is a fun. That's you. They're conscious. It's a good challenge. Oh my god It's really fun, but she might get to be like 34 and she like you know I really think we should ever be a guest, but at that point right now, we know what be here now. I'm here now Okay, so tell you about how you're feeling this moment. How am I feeling in this moment? This is the section that we found no do you know something that I did want to talk about when we before we started recording was

Let's do it now. They they all asked me how old I was and I said I was 36 and this is what's been happening to me lately and it's been tripping me out old I was and I said I was 36 and this is what's been happening to me lately and it's been tripping me out so I have like couple co-workers right who I always thought were older than me right but they're younger than me and but they seem like there's so much like more mature and they're like you just found this out what because you've worked them for like 10 years. Yeah, yeah, but then it's just like weird because like their ages came up recently and I'm like fuck like these people will have children, they live in a house and they're, but they

like physically I think they look older than I do. They've made adult, they've done more to get to the house. Yeah, but I think like, like maybe after somebody has kids like they look like they've made it come more. Maybe they look yeah, yeah, kids can do that to you or it could just be your perception of them is so like you have you have a mortgage, you have a child, therefore you are adult. I don't know what it seems like they trust different everything. It's just so you know them when they didn't have kids. No, no, no, I've always known like that. But I always thought they were older than me. Right, and now you're like the old one. I'm older than them, but they just seem more. Do they? Do they feel like you seem younger? Yeah. You do seem younger. I do seem younger.

They seem like a hipster. I'm not a hipster. I'm way too old to be a hipster. But they don't, there's not like, there's not. I'm no way I'm going toster, but I don't know what you are you guys move what you're saying medicine? I'm not a hipster. That's wrong. Oh No, it's a door like a Human being like a Scrooge Oh, yes But why they always think

They think that I'm a scrooge, but like year round, but why they always think they think that I'm a Scrooge but like every other person like group that I work with don't think that I'm a Scrooge I think I'm super fun Because they never have a lot of you Nature of the podcast honestly like that's all it is. Why can't be more fun with us then so then because this doesn't happen But it's starting to get to that point. Don't you notice there's been a change because finally you have a team. The last dinner was definitely. Finally a team of people that know what the fuck they're doing. Oh hey.

Have you noticed the difference or no? Two of my entire life has changed. Yeah. Yeah. How long did I not tell some more story? Yeah. I know but I'm just saying like, I don't know, like how hard that is to understand.

Okay. You have started to talk about sex more and that's like been exciting for a friend. They were so excited about it. We got really hungry. Yeah, but it's like, that turned out about for a while. Yeah.

Again, like this show, what I've always said, the show is not about, it's not about me, it's a sex with Emily show. If it was a a sex with men a show then of course I'm gonna be more open but okay if I were reading here tonight no well I people are not go people I've been she's had the show before then I before I was even on it I know like people are not downloading it because they want to fucking hear me, you know, what I'm saying? Like they want to hear about Emily's sex life.

No, but they do. They want to know you. People ask, like why does it menist talk about his personal life? No, that's great. That's all the time. They want to know you. You see that that was in Zimimel's weekend.

I almost collected that tonight, but I don't want to embarrass you. People think you're cute. No. People want to bang you. If you're cute. No, even when I bang you People have met if you had a son to see about minister Please email me if you know I know one fan in particular who has found you she has seen you outside of this area and has like wanted to talk to you And it's like later told me and I'm like oh my god. I just want to say hi to him and I'm like do it

She's not too scared because like like, what? I see people all the time resting. I'm gonna also don't talk to me face. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's fine. I don't see it. I don't care. Yeah. He likes that. It's part of his, you know, his, uh, shouldn't take what? Like, I'm not trying to make new friends every day. I'm just trying to feed my dog. How do you have friends? Menace? I have dude. I have so many friends. That's ridiculous. Okay, of course you do. I don't know your friends. You've met so many my friends but you never remember anything. You met like a billion of my fucking friends. I love that. They're so awesome. We don't really get tired.

Tundered. Fisherman's worth. I heard the sea lions. I got her some clam chowder. You know, sourdough bowl. Yeah, it was good. I miss San Francisco. Do you know when I had a moment last night

where I was not sleeping for the eighth night in a row? I don't know why, it's weird. Going phases of like, like, like, staggering amounts of not sleeping then I have to recover for a day. It's all fine, but I was looking at my feed, one of my feeds. I'm one of my social media. And I saw that San Francisco was turning,

was turning the lights at City Hall. All night to, for purple, for Prince, who died. But yeah, and I'm like, I freaking love City Hall. I was like, you know what? I'm down with the purple lights. And that. But I, yeah, and I'm like, I freaking love this city hall. I was like, you know what? I'm down with the purple lights. And that's what's like, this is the San Francisco that I loved and that I miss.

Oh yeah, they did that for Niagara Falls, a bunch of other places, too. Yeah, but San Francisco. I don't think, I don't think in a way. Purple Pixar, they're two. Yeah, but Gameran, it's funny. You've mentioned in the past how much you you love friends now I wasn't a prince fan only exactly like in high school this is asked because he died we listened to

prince my friend Dana we'd sit in our room my best friend Dana and we'd sit and we would just like listen to prince and like smoke cigarettes we'd like really big hair and we went to prince concerts yeah all the time and then I remember fuller on the older boys in high school and we'd be making out and like the backseat of the like literally older boys in high school and we'd be making out and like the backseat of their like their trans-ams and And we'd be listening to Prince like oh, look what's the one like No, no, hold on I was like really high. All right.

You know her high love? No. You mentioned the past though that you. The prince was my favorite. It was like the sexy, I remember the first time that I felt like a sexual person was like being with boys in high school and prince not every time but that was a big like princess that used to do. All I'm saying is I'm really glad that San Francisco hosted that. doing right it's bad as in who's not turning the mute button on

Did you snap chat? She's not chatting. Oh, well now. Here's the thing. It's I do you say at no Search the username sex the name of search the username sexual delin please on snapchat all of a sudden yesterday So I 10 minutes I couldn't get into my house, right? I was locked out of my house. Came in from work because I was so tired because I haven't slept all week which I'll get back to in a moment

which is a fuss and an exciting story. Just kidding. Here, what I couldn't sleep. But I got back, couldn't get inside so I had 10 minutes to spare. And in those 10 minutes, I mean, I've been on Snapchat for a while. Yeah.

I focused. Yeah. Which is powerful. And I looked at it, I was like, oh, what, I looked at stuff and I got it. Because we were doing like little one-ass, and I look at your, I look at other pupils, and I'm like, this is actually, like, I get snapped. I understand it now. I feel like it's so, I have so many moments throughout the day where I'm like, oh my god,

like, and everyone's like, we make a great reality. So like, you can laugh at their jokes. So like, we're really funny, my friends, and I'd make a great reality. You know, they're jokes. We're really funny, my friends, and my thoughts are really funny. I just snap them all day. It's not veg. There are things that are interesting that I'm often, or just like moments where I'm like, I write it down.

So if you go to the Hussler offices or something like that, how cool is that? It's gone, and I love that. Right? What do you guys think? What? No, I'm just saying, if you go to the Hussler office or something like that. Hussler Office, exactly Larry's land and like all the right we went to the first floor. Are you getting new toy in the mail?

You can show us that I could be like, oh did you see like we just got 15 pounds of like new toys today like what look at this What you're right. That's a good idea. What do you guys? What if we get lately in the office that you've been the most excited about about your magic ones. That was a pretty good one. That's right. I think like, he's 7,000 woman eyes. Oh, so many. I think we got more. I think we got more. Do you know what?

Okay, so, right. Do you guys love, we have talked about it, but like, anyways, it's funny because I keep talking about it like being like the Clitorisper. You know, I love the Clitoris. It's my favorite body part. The Clitoris, this toy like, it's like, it's like, yeah. If your clit was like, oh, this is what I'd like, would you take away my ears? My clit talks just like that.

And then it would be like, oh, I'm Lord Eiser. I'm Lord Eiser, just like it needs. So it's amazing toy, it's fun, and we got like it, and then it's funny, because people now they on our site, like it was in most search term was womanizer super high-rated. What did you guys think? Did you like it? I mean? I like it it gets me To organism like super fast, but it's not my favorite. It's okay I thought it was gonna be like super awesome and it is actually pretty awesome But I like the the 60s that can order as them.

You have to make me better, yeah. It's less about the experience and more about like just getting an orgasm out. It's exactly like that. I think you can't judge a certain trick. Yeah, I need to be that quick before work. But the magic wand's for that. See for me, like I've teased it out.

Like I like not, you could come in 60s, but I think I like to like, because it's how I like oral sex like late touchy, like... Suck sh... I don't know. I just... that's exactly what I like and... Well, it can suck better than like any guy in heck. Most guys can't suck. That's fair, true. They can't suck or blow. It's... yeah.

It's very easy to have multiple orgasms for sure. Yeah, totally. If you're into that kind of thing. Yeah. Whichever might I probably be? Anyway, we're going to step that in. Yeah. So you're going to step more, basically. Yeah.

You said about the time of the Woody show. Yeah, under the Woody show name. I just, what I'm saying is I had a thing on the go. I actually really like to understand it and it's going to, um, I'm really into it. I'm going to take up like a hobby like knitting. Alright good. Yeah. We wanna see this. And TV watching.

So there's that and then what else happened? We're trying to think. I'm single still. Uh huh. I'm like, uh, it's fun. Did we talk about that already? Yes. Strong show. Now, number seven.

Seven. I'm talking to you. To Kula. Yeah. What? So I can teach her to make a loo. A loo for sewing? I used to do it in like rocks. No, I like doing that. I used to do the lanyard and stuff.

Yeah. So I got a joke. Go, Laurie. It's a joke I heard in a play. What's white in 10 inches long? What? Nothing. Getting it.

Getting it. Actually, Lori told that once. We were like, that's a good one. She told that in a line waiting for the girls bathroom. And I'm not kidding you. Like, you were girls who were like rude. Like, you're the kind of girls who wouldn't talk to you like waiting in line. Because they're like better than everyone else.

Lori told that joke to this room full of like really mean white girls and they all ended up dissolving into giggles so they could not contribute themselves to the bed. What the guy, the guy with the biggest penis on the planet is a white guy. But he has not played how many times. Like I'm in his life. It's too big. Maybe you're not getting it. It's too big. There's a big dance that's not big. I'm too big Good joke, and you know, so a joke

I Do I have any jokes no, I don't okay so I have a I have a joke. I have a joke. All my jokes are about my work So they're inside jokes, they would be fun. So that's what happened to the case of back to Mexico who care my mom was super fun lover You love me, you know, but I'm not yeah, but I had a lot of clarity Yeah, I had a lot of ability to you know, I don't often leave town It's not much you just a day or two like I don't ever do that But I realize that I did for a week I needed that and how important that is for me and to step back from

your life is important. And people just like like a push or do like like and then I go to the bathroom and you repress, you know, I know you people do it normally, but I know. So it was really great for me to like not be plugged in as much on the phone as much. I was challenged, which was good. What did you find in this journey? In my journey to myself? I just felt more... I don't know. I felt more... God, I would not be clinging. More grateful, more clear, more focused on like everything's fine. Like so much more and drama people create in their own mind. It isn't our... I've known this. A lot of which wrong is like not even like what's wrong. Like a lot of what's wrong in our lives is just self-creating our mind, right? Yeah. We're cheering, cheering here because I'm going to go to a night.

Woo! Go to a night. Yeah. 99% of suffering is an online. Sometimes you get like, you know, chicken pox or cancer and that sucks and that's really a suffering. Someone dies. Your house, you know, things are bad.

But day-to-day basis, things are pretty thing good. Like we're here, we're sitting around, we're like, I have an awesome staff, we're drinking, we're talking about sex. Like I've kind of like, I've been through a lot of hard things in my life, but I'm like, oh, life is pretty good, but we often, you're maybe better at this,

because you're like at Vegas every day, and it's Disneyland, I feel like that by nature, but I don't often look back and go, wow, like, I mean, I love it, but I'm like, ah, and go wow like I love it but I'm like ah things are good just feel good and like that's so much stress about suffering is a choice that's suffering like I'm not in a bed crying I'm just like saying I worry about things that I don't need to because I have an office and team and I love them and everything is this is my dream and I forget

often to be like wow I just love my dream with the help of my amazing team that you don't hate because you hate the people that were competent. They're awesome. Hi guys, you can go for it. Yeah, go for it. Laurie. What's, thank you. I'm Laurie. Who might have a joke again later? I don't want to talk to you today.

I mean, I don't read a joke. She's giving you a headlight and improv later. Which might. Each of you, respectively, Emily and Menace. What's your favorite color? Ooh. Wow. It's a big deal to me. I don't know what tree.

You're a tree. What kind of tree was it? My favorite other green. Nice. I got high five. I love green. You love green too? I love green. I need high five. I love green. Say your color it's this this particular green oh wow that's why I work I go back and forth between green and blue all right hey you should do T.L. why do you say difficult what why did we why are you so difficult no I just don't know it's okay I'll follow a question all. If you had, do both of you eat meat? Yeah. Hello. If you had to eliminate one of the following from the universe forever.

Uh-huh. Would you eliminate burgers or pizza? Oh. And why? Easy. So I think it's the most intense question. Easy. No, it's so hard. It's a really hard thing. No, it's not hard at all. What? What?

You say burgers because you can still get meat on pizza and cheese. Right. And that's basically what you want to burger for. Okay. Okay. See, thank you. I was gonna say burgers just because I, because the old animal killing thing

and the way they do that, the way that the meat is repaired and I would choose meat over, I would choose pizza over meat. That's why I wasn't thinking about like the desert island thing like. Yeah. I was thinking, yeah, like I could give a hamburger

and in personal selfish level, I like pizza better than hamburgers. Yeah. Cause I'm gonna bring that down. But after that, you're right, that you could have, that you could have hamburger chunks. You could have pepperoni.

Right. I can interject. There is a place that has a cheeseburger pizza, and it's called Granville, the burger, but I have had it many times. And it is the bestville, the Burban. Yeah, I've had it many times. And it is the best hamburger tasting pizza that I've done. It's really? But that wouldn't have helped us out.

It's in Studio City also. It wouldn't have been. But I get what you're saying. But it's great. I just had to interject. I had a really important thought to talk to, say to this hamburger thing in it. Subdewing. The hamburger thing in it. Subdue. Yeah. Like the night.

It was important though. And it was about hamburgers and cheese. What? What? Yeah. About sex. They were just in cheese and sex. Oh, you have sex after eating with large meal?

No, no. I, it's hard sometimes. All I've been doing the least amount. Oh, we've got. Yeah. Right. But then you still don't feel like it. That's why you're doing the least amount of. Oh, yeah. Right. But then you still don't feel like it. That's why you were campaigning for a while.

Like, people should just have sex before they go on the day. Exactly. It's like, okay. Pregame. I think you made that up. No, no. Okay. Ladies, hear me out.

Yeah, hear me out. When should day go way better? Because like, look. It's kind of up to you if you're going to have sex or not, right? Let's face it. Because obviously the guy wants to have sex with you. It's up to you, if you guys are going to hook up or not. If you already know, yes, this is the guy

that I'm going to hook up with. If you know for a fact, maybe you want to get to know him before you do it, but if you're like, effort, I just want to hook up with him, just have sex before the date. You would have so much more fun. Ah, we back at this. Yeah.

So like 2005. No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying that we talked about it before. But how do you know? Because like your whole first date, your first date, your first date, your first date, your first date. Even if you know in the moment.

Yeah, I'm sure you know that you Maybe that could happen, but yeah, I don't think you know right away So I do know but I don't think I don't think anyone's actually like I just made you five minutes ago So we should be no, but I'm gonna wait like you're like Let's just keep it real. There's some guys that you probably would see like automatically. Yes No matter what conversation to have with this dude. I will have sex with it I don't feel like I first need to go I mean if I haven't talked to him every time ever Okay, this is how I say you've been talking for a couple weeks. Fuck the like you just saw

I'm this is what I'm saying. It's very different if I've already gone out with him You know, I know him keep going all right. Well, okay, so if if it happens that way we're like you see even you know You want to hook up and you have the chance to just like say I want to do it. Sure, yeah, I'll be like, you know what? I'll say it like, I'm gonna have sex with you, let's do it. Then you have sex and then at right after you're like, all right, let's see if we're going to do that again. And then, then he has to take you on a date.

Yeah. Right? Like do it and get it. I'm just thinking, you have more fun fun because like when you're on a date Maybe not for you, but for the guy. He's just effing killing time until he sees if you can have sex with you or not I'm saying like Oh, no, no, I'm not saying that like they're a bad guy like yeah, maybe they they want to have a relationship with you You're not saying pump and dump you're saying

I'm just saying, like, pump and dump. It's a book I do. The effing angle, and he wants to have sex with you. So he needs to try, he needs to try it out and be like, but here's my question. All right.

Have you ever been like, can't wait to get out of way with this girl? Like I just got to see like she seems awesome. I'm not sure. And then you have sex. And then you're like, no, it wasn't good. Like, did you ever get to that point? If you were like, this would be amazing. And then it wasn't. And then you're like, oh, we did't good. Like, did you ever get to that point? If you were like, this is gonna be amazing.

And then it wasn't. And then you're like, oh, we did it. Now she's not getting appetizers. I mean, what happens then? Like, wait, are you talking about after we have sex? You're saying have sex right away? Why should you wait? But as a man, if you were been like this,

I got to test it, because I'm not sure how the sex is gonna be. Yeah. And then you have sex. And on one time having sex, one occasion, you can decide if it's good or bad, and you could end it or move forward. What's wrong with that? I'm just curious how it happened.

Yeah, I know. If it was bad, it was bad, and if you don't want to try it, it was. But you were surprised, you're like, oh, I thought this would be hot, and it wasn't. Yeah. And then what made it bad? What made it bad?

What made it not what you thought it would be, a bad or something. Maybe I felt like it was a bad performance on my end and then I didn't get a second opportunity or like maybe the girl was just too like stiff, she wasn't fun. Stiff like what, what she do? Like nothing? Yeah she just like did nothing, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, what about you? Hmm. It's a good question. I'm trying to think of ever. I honestly don't think that I've ever slept with anyone and it was so horrible or I judged it in that way that I was like, I will not sleep with them again.

If I didn't, if I only slept with someone once, typically it was vermiriated out of the reasons it wasn't because of sex. And I'll tell you why, because I don't think that anybody I mean I don't think that you should judge someone on One thing one kiss one night. I mean sex because often people get really you know Things will happen you get nervous. Miss had my friend the other day. She went on the state Bumble date went really well and she said I was so into him things were going really well

And she was like so turned on like she said then he went to kiss me and it was a horrible kiss and she left me a voice saying what do I do? I think that I see to end it because everything was great but the kiss you can improve on it you can actually like see me and that should be deal breaker and I think sex can be the same way that you I was asking what judges it that's all okay everyone let's take a quick break and I'll be right back. I have a question for you. Would you go to the grocery store and pick out just one type of food to eat for every meal every day?

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Yeah, but don't say 15 because we're not on it again. Okay, well, just pick your favorite. Let's pick the one. I would like the first one or mine maybe. Okay. Dog owners have more sex than cat owners. Those guys are a dog owner. Yeah.

They have sex three times a week while cat owners only had sex twice a week. They were also more likely to live with their parents. Oh no. Which way? Well, I have something to do do they cat owners live with their parents more than dog So I thought that single people Have cats too. I don't understand this single people do have cats. I'm saying so why are they suggesting? Well, I'm sure it's a survey that they did I wonder if cat owners who live who live alone have more sex, but they're saying cat owners who I don't know

I don't know Always the cat will get in the mix. I feel like you would know this is just a survey This is what they're saying. No, this is important This is the way because some of these were very scientific all right like this one. I like this one a lot Yes, it's in her walk of it. Like this one. I like this one a lot. Yes. It's in her walk. Alright. People can tell a lot about you from the way you shut down the street. Belgian researchers found that observers were able to guess whether or not a woman regularly had vaginal orgasms based on her walk. Okay. Women who recognize this is this. Doomsdames can be like, yeah, she has a juice spot triple. Absolutely.

You know, women who regularly orgasm were described as displaying fluidity, energy, sensuality, sexuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles. So I wonder how they even look at this. Is there a video on YouTube? Well how are they just finding vaginal orgasms? Are they saying like during intercourse? Are they saying juice spot orgasms? Are they saying like during intercourse, are they saying do you spot orgasms,

are they saying, I don't know, I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry. I just, I'm just, I'm a side-do. Are they saying just orgasms general? I think so. I think it's just the studies like, they're based on studies. They're based on studies.

I don't know, like what do they, what do they get out of this study anyway? It's like what does it matter? I think. Are they gonna teach people the like spot girls that walk us in a way? I think women who are more confident have better sex and better Orgazza, but what do you do? What do you do with that information after that?

I mean women that's for women women who are more confident so women will try to walk more confidently Right? I think someone is like gonna make them better sex or men will pick women who are more confident So it'll make them better at sex Yeah maybe I'm really sure what once again you always have to look make them better at sex or men will pick women who are more confident so it'll make them better at sex. Yeah. Maybe. I'm really sure what, once again you always have to look at what is made of me. I don't know what I'm thinking also. I think it is true that you can tell a lot about the person by the way they move, by

the dance. That sounds like, yeah. People talk about that. I think it's true. That's what I'm just trusting about that. No. You look at a woman like going, boom, boom, dance in a little thing. You look like, find, move it out.

I don't understand. Has Heckling ever worked in the history of time? No, I meant he was like, move it like she was. No, no. I've never met a guy who loves, like, yeah, I was love at first sight. Like, I yelled at her on the street. Oh.

Now we have three kids. He says, bitch, no, this is my wife. I said, hey, you like those titties dance? And that reminds me of like, purfs. We have a nice ass bitch. I'm sorry. I'm so many parents fucking stampers Did you ever think you know? I have a question. How many of you got how many of you women here? We got a lot of women They're five in here. How many of you women raise your hand if you've ever seen a man masturbating in public that you did not know?

Yes. Wow. I've done that. You got to see all of this. That's crazy. Okay. Four women out of five. I made you go on to space it.

Maybe I just stopped. No. Oh, when don't realize we've got curvy guys felt like they're everywhere. They don't understand like we've got really is. You've got to try to go down like we live in fear of this. You don't even know, right? Tell me you guys have this. Absolutely. Tell me that it's all the subway. So what I hear is. Every time you coat on like we live in fear of this you don't even know right tell me Yeah, I just have this

So what I hear is time you ride the subway a man's life what happens to me Right is a guy was just watching Corin and jerky off all Like it's like getting out of period. We're like get a period and like first guy master Waiting for that's because it happens to the rest of our life. It's so crazy Now what I hear about that is they want people to catch them and that's what they get off on is your reaction. So the worst the worst thing that you can do is have no reaction to it. Yeah the time I saw a guy do it he was just sitting there on a bench like normal and the minute we locked eyes and

meet eye contact he would do it. start yeah like it was like he was just sitting on a track normal and then I happened to make eye contact with him and he took his dick out well I mean we're from San Francisco so there's a lot of homeless people that always happen in San Francisco yeah so it was funny it was like so I was getting up early for work one day on the weekend and it was like probably I don't know 7 a.m. right and I'm walking to this To this safe way, which is a grocery store in a walking in the I'm walking in the hey Do we have listeners from around the world they might not know a safe way is so walking through the parking lot and The parking lot is absolutely empty right except there's one

fucking car and it's in the middle and it's foggy because it's in the same car. No no no it's not a portrayal though and then so yeah so walking walking through the parking lot and I'm going past this car and this guy at 7 a.m. is holding up a photograph that's like a wallet size photograph and he's looking at it and he's master big name. Oh good, really? Yeah. So he has like this little wallet I'm standing on watching. I get so many views so many views But it happens all the time right? Yeah. Yeah, no, it does but you don't like us to happen. No, you know what? No I mean like you're like one of the girls

You have an estimate and I think it's just yeah I think that guys don't realize that we like it happens. Okay, but that's just You should know it. They just get off on no. It has nothing to do with the woman. It's just kind of a selfish thing Yeah, okay, I don't think I don't think he was like Lori she could be my wife. I'm gonna What about my dad? Yeah, I'm gonna go about my ten inch white penis Okay, love here's the other sex specs love feels like drums Oh, I do that. That's not the one I want to do. Okay, this one. Sorry. We'll go back to that because we feels like drums. Oh wait, no that. That's not the one I want to do. Okay, this one. Sorry, we'll go back to that because we all have men can't make voices sexier, but women can.

Well, women can consciously make their voices sound sexier. And 60 and having people rate their voices more attractive, men couldn't do the same according to a study from Albright University. That's a no brainer. no wait uh-huh in fact although not significantly uh it got a bit worse when men tried to sound sexy says okay I would like you to try I would I want to know what that is for a man like has it ever cost your mind I should try to sexy no never once in your okay no, do you have any friends guy friends who've said I should sound sexy? So does that really be good? Like they were like I'm gonna try to sound sexy like is that a dude?

Okay guys don't talk about that. No, you know You sexier because then the studies me like I wonder I didn't know that men would be like I should really lower my boy Like I don't know guys think like that No, they don't. But you're not like the man that we should measure. I don't think that's true. No. But I think it's an interesting point,

because women would do of that. Absolutely. Because when I'm like sexy, I'd be like, ring, ring, answer. Go for it. Ring, ring, ring, ring. What is it? Hello. Man.

Yeah. Hi. Yeah. Hi. You sound drunk. It's 3 AM. It's 3 AM. It's 3 AM. What are you doing tonight? I'm fucking sleepy. What are you wearing?

Huh? What are you wearing? I'm wearing my boxers. It's true. Yeah. She's pissed that you called. She's pissed that you called. Yeah.

I'm pissed that you called. I'm pissed that you called. I'm pissed that you called. I'm pissed that you called. I'm pissed that you called. I'm pissed, I'm wearing my boxers. It's true. Yeah. She's pissed that you called because she's awake now. It was super sweet, but I think that your super sexy is so, you're wearing boxers? You sound so dumb right now. I had to be kidding. Because you never play along with me when you're dirty.

Huh? I don't know. It's not just you, if anybody did that. I'm like, what the hell is that? What's that? What's that? What's that? It's so corny. I'm kidding. But there's so many people that think that's sexy and you know more power to them. No, but it's funny because I think that you're right.

We're more judged on their voice than men. He's like, he has a knowing voice, so we're like, oh, you have a sexy voice. And I think as much as I sometimes I think I sound like I'm talking really fast against speed and I'm like, I don't know, it's annoying. And then sometimes it's slower. I don't think about it. That's my favorite. That's slow.

What it says on my show up when I'm looking at it like slow down. I think I've gotten slower. But don't think about it. That's my favorite. That's my show up when I'm looking at it like slow down. I think I've gotten slower, but sometimes I spit out. I'm not saying either one sexy, or I'm just saying something. You can understand me and sometimes you can't. Okay, men are more attractive in red. This is weird. This one I've been thinking about for days actually. Like it's more than I was looking. It's so power, right? That's why. But if you're a woman who is into a man, who you might want to buy the man or men No judgment here in your life or red shirt Researchers found that with referters

I'm so glad I found that women who are more attractive to men and men and men reds by being consciously unaware of this bias We found that women view men in red as higher and status. I've never seen a guy in red shirt ever Like in red shirt status. I've never seen a guy in red shirt. Ever. Like red shirt? Ever. I have, definitely. Like a red, I think like honestly, I don't know, Bill Cosby sweaters from like the 80s and red sweat, like Mendo,

I'm sorry. And that's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy.

I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I think it's a bad analogy. I mean I never wear it right. Okay but you, right, why not? Why not? You can get a fit.

You can get a fit. You can get a fit. You can get a fit. You can get a fit. You can get a fit. For whatever reason, important thoughts pop. I broke up this way and I go, I still have not seen a man on a red shirt because I read this.

Whatever. You put it, it's not like he's wearing a red shirt. He can be wearing a red tie or he has like some kind of red. And he should incorporate red and worn to their life. They should. I guess if they want to get laid. I don't know. True dad.

Can you wanna rename out? Yeah, go for it. He is! Do it. Okay, do you know ghostings? It's a new hot term that's becoming annoying. It's a new Netflix and Jill, yeah. I know.

Well, I think it's Netflix and Jill proceeds ghosting. Like, you had to do that once. Yeah. Jill and he goes to, okay. Hi, I'm a major in the show. Boy, like, everyone's obsessed with receipts ghosting like you had to do that once yeah, chill and he goes to that Hi, I'm like somebody everyone's obsessed with talking about ghosting and labeling ghosting People have always ghosted the beginning of time like our ancestors ghosted you if ghosting was so much better back in the day Before cell phones I picked up the phone right exactly right

You can just disappear Everything these days, Okay. Hey, Emily My name is Rachel. I'm a 36-year-old female from Annabra Michigan. Go Blue. She went to my alma mater Yeah, and I've listened to your podcast for a few months down iTunes I love it. It's fantastic and I find your advice to have both I've been doing some online dating for a little over a year now I've met some interesting guys to turn to distraught relationships three to four months. Only to not really work out for various reasons. However lately, it seems like the guys are going out with having really, we really click and haven't really got, wait, okay, the guys are going out with, they've been great. We click, we have great dates until I sleep with them.

Duh, duh. Don't know. It's you. We will continue dating for a few weeks after that. It's my turn. The initial sex, but then comes the ghosting. I'm the nice person who cares we build my life. I do nice things for the guys. I date, I cook.

I try to plan things, they find to be fun. Yeah. Stop doing all this. Do you worry, Deodorant? Am I doing something wrong or am I just getting used? I have a wonder why I'm coming out so strong. It's like I have to add up. Okay, wait.

She sleeps with them and they ghost. All right. Pick up. Yeah, she must be really bad in bed. Oh, great. Rachel, I'm just kidding. I love you. Great.

But can you just check to see? See, something's going on if she's sleeping with them and then they disappear? Wait, okay, you say you you continue dating app for a few weeks after the initial sex so you actually Don't wait at all to get to another person before you sex with them No, I mean a guy's just I don't know a Normal guy is not just gonna stop having sex with you. Something has to definitely be wrong. I don't know if it's wrong.

Something something there is, this is why it's hard to get rid of the piece of the puzzle, but are you, first of all, how comfortable are you with, we shouldn't mention it, like sexuality, are you take charge kind of girl. Are you using protection? Are you? Initiating are you lying there? Are you calling your mom in the middle of sex? Like I don't know what's going on Yeah, there's there's something like she has to take a Real good look at herself I don't think it's only about the sex. I think it might be about her Confidence level with the guys or which she's bringing the table.

Are you really ready for a relationship? Rachel? Rachel, we need more info. Maybe tonight's a fucking problem. Yeah. Too nice? But that means playing games. No, I've been two nights in the past.

You are too flexible. Like you're too. Like, I don't really care what happens. And then the guy is like, oh, she don't really care what happens and then the guy is like, oh she doesn't really care what happens by. But there's still the like okay but here's the thing, Madison, there can be the, I don't care, I'm so casual, whatever. And then guys are like, oh she doesn't care, the girls that are like really am into it, that was great, that was fun, I'll be going out again and then they seem to meet.

It's true, it's a fine line, but I I found that it's always just best to be genuine. If you want something, let it be known that you want something. If you're just there for sex, cool. You're just there for sex, but the worst thing you can possibly do is pretend like you're the chill girl when you're not. Oh, but why do you think that's what you think she's doing? It's so true. I mean, honestly, to have, I mean, when you, like, and I only say this because I've been there. I was single for a long time and I would have sex with a guy, like maybe the first or second time hanging out with him and I continued hanging out with him and every time I hung out

with him, you know, it was kind of expected. Oh, we had sex, so we're gonna have sex again. And it would last for a little while and like, I would never say anything. I'd never be like, hey, I want dates I want this I want commitment and It would fade out and he dates someone who was ready to affirm those things Huh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. So maybe you didn't and you weren't asking for dinners and things I would never want to be chill like I wanted to be like the girl who's like cool with having

But you're saying that you weren't really that girl right what I'm saying is like the girl who was like cool with having sex. But do you think that you weren't really that girl? Right. What I'm saying is like, yeah, exactly like I wanted to be that girl, but at the end of the day, like I realized I wanted more and I was just too afraid of it. Right. And I often wonder if that's a fear because I know a lot of girls are like told you can't say that you want this. Of course.

You can't say that you want more. But there are guys out there that want more. Yeah, they do. You have to find them. Yeah, no, but you definitely have to have that conversation which you said you were having. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then you find out, you know, then you get the answer and then you find out if you're wasting your time or not. Absolutely. We have to bring it up. And then you also have to be mindful. Oh, he you get the answer and then you find out if you're wasting your time or not Absolutely, we have to bring it up But then you also to be mindful. Oh, he's blowing me off and that go back and keep saying it because you think you're gonna change them I think the big problem is a lot of what I think I'm gonna change him

He's gonna come around He says he doesn't want a relationship, but you also they stick in with it And I think once he shows you who he is believe him. Yeah, yeah But the bottom line is that whenever you're going to relationship I think we don't often think about what we want. And what we want that to look like. Do want a long term, do want to live with someone, do want this kind of flexibility, do want to be swingers, whatever it is, you should like, you know, and I think from each relationship you're in, when they end, instead of jumping into another relationship, which is a very common pattern, you stop and you're like, what did I learn from this? I learned that I like ABC, it's like how you develop any like palette for music or you know art or history or pizza

Are you done? Yeah, or hamburgers. What is this? Wait, wait, let's go this way. I don't want to do that. What I don't want to do this other email What do you want to do? The topic the chokers are coming back Yeah, no it has it's like like a necklace but I can make it. I can make you all one. Damn it. I make sure it is.

I make sure. I didn't make this one but I know how. I make it. I love your triggers. That's why sewing with Emily is like a really really real possibility. Okay. Alright, here's the top five sex questions. Oh.

Alright, here you go. Emily. Number one. no, one ass Emily. Biggest turn on. And then I'll tell you mine. My biggest turn on is words. I'm a man like, it's like sexy words. Yeah, sexy words to me. That's it.

About how hard I am. And what do you want to do to my clitoris? Go. Yeah. I think mine is, um, all right, to define it, I'll say employment. I like women that have like their own, they have their own thing going on. Like their own drive, right? That's the second thing. Pace stuff. Pace stuff. Really turning out. out mother f in tax returns Remember I

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Biggest turn off I don't know somebody that stuck up I guess not down to earth right yes, yeah, okay You agree I say I say I'm just not very generous someone who's like cheap with their heart and their wallet all right Please you got busy. We've mentioned it so many times Okay, all right new people What do you just want to call it some the cat? I just want to yeah, I want to call it right now I'll get the fuck out of here

So aggressive I think you said I was joking, but then I didn't want you to agree. Oh, okay Craziest crazy place you got he doesn't want to answer that. Oh, no, I'm just saying we got ever We have way way more listeners. Yeah crazy because you got busy go crazy. It's place you got busy. I would say it was Backstage at a comedy show in a dressing room of a comedian We laughing I wasn't laughing now. I was drunk Okay, oh no wait, then I Okay, oh no wait, then I did well then the no better had a cousin Paul to one of the balconies

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Okay. Uh-huh. Sexiest word. You can come back to it. Yeah, let's go back to that one. Alright. What's the one thing you wish women knew about sex? Because my question is what's one thing I wish men knew about sex?

That the one thing that I wish women knew about sex is women shouldn't have any hang-ups about their body or the way they look at all because guys do not care. They don't They're not looking at their right. They I think that's amazing I think it's absolutely I think it's most of the game most of the stuff that we worry about is like in our heads You're right guys are like I'm so I'm so happy being there We're really hard on ourselves. Yeah, you're hard on yourself But it doesn't like take over your life. No, it doesn't.

I used to probably go for the gym, but look at that burger, you know? Yeah, I used it for comedic purposes for the radio. Very, I like that. That was a really empowering message to women everywhere. Totally. I'm going to put your face on a dollar bill. Do it. Totally.

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I mean, God. That. Just different. I mean, so hard. Women are so different, that every single body is different and that you need to like look at it as like a fun thing like oh my god it's a brand new like every day you never know where it's going like today this vagina might want this and let me figure it out like you're exploring or like Magellan or something. Like everything.

So you're saying that if you had amazing sex with somebody else and then you hook up with a new partner and it's not as great. Yeah. It's just because not as great as it is. Because you slept from the ass because you're ex-girlfriend like it and this girl has a fear of, you know, it was abuse or whatever, it doesn't like ass-lapping. But she really likes it when you pull her hair. You don't know.

And so the good news is that with each person you're with and this goes for women too. It's like a new, every couple creates their own sexual dance together if you will cool Like that all wrap that's it. That's it. Oh so much Three I can go sleep. Yeah, I can drive a car Any final words from the amazing sex All right 12 No, I think you're lying. I'm like it truthful I'm at a nine

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