Sex With Emily - Episode 282 - Creepy Men 2

Episode Date: August 30, 2011

No more heavy breathing on the phone guys, Emily’s onto you! Learn how you can avoid being ‘the creep’ in today’s episode. Then, Emily dishes about her orgasm meditation retreat, and she and M...enace talk about their current love lives. There’s an influx of pimps coming to San Francisco. Speaking of things to be afraid of, Emily instructs you on what to do when the condom breaks, and when and how you should seek out STD testing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that block our secret institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. Oh my the women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common all the way? What do you mean like laundry?
Starting point is 00:00:26 It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. Hello, you're listening to Sex with Emily.
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Starting point is 00:01:15 where you can watch 30 minutes of free porn Which is always good Hi, man, it's your back. How you doing? What's going on? I cried. How much did you miss me? I missed you so much I heard in my, like deep in my heart, which is kind of closed off sometimes. You've accessed a part of my heart that was really sad. Oh, that's good to hear. I missed you too, from the times I wasn't drunk
Starting point is 00:01:39 and could remember things. You messed up the whole time and working? Uh, well, you know, I don't drink and work so there was two days before Actually three days before of just drinking and partying and then Then there was the work day right and then you sobered up. Yeah, I was at the VMAs It was amazing. I did the right carpet first where you know you do all the interviews and stuff like that And then I went inside into the show and I went on to MTV.com later just just to see how it looked. Yeah. And it just being inside there is way more amazing. I'm sure. I'm sure. Even though like there's
Starting point is 00:02:16 a lot of cameras and everything they don't capture everything like how awesome the show is. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's just wow. That's amazing. So what was the best part? What was highlight? Some of the highlights were I got to see you know my favorite the Jersey Shore the crew I saw them you were sitting really close to them. Yeah, I was sitting in the eighth row. Okay, that's amazing All the stars are just walking by me. Anybody can think of you know, I one of my highlights that I saw was Seth Rogan I had a bunch of rappers next to me. I had Wiz Khalifa and I don't know how to explain it.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Katy Perry was just sitting like a couple of rows and finding me and stuff like that. That's so cool. That's awesome. Yeah. You got some good interviews and stuff? Really good interviews. Where can we find them? Can we see them?
Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah, I just go to whitemenist.com. Whitemenist.com. And then I was in the hotel and I was sitting and I was working on my laptop and it was funny because this girl kept running in front of me. I'm like, who the hell is this? And she was lost and it was Selena Gomez who was like a superstar right now because she's dating Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:03:21 So I thought that was pretty funny. Did you ask her if she needed help? No, I'll just let her run around. It's cool. She had like five people following our socials. Okay. But it was a really good weekend. I'm so glad. Yeah. I partied really hard on Saturday. What'd you do? Did you have sex?
Starting point is 00:03:38 I did not have sex. And I'll tell you why. Okay. Because you were too drunk. I was too drunk. I woke up in the morning. I mean, my friends, we go to this place now every time we visit L.A. And it's called Barney's Beenery. Oh, yeah, that's totally, oh my god. That's why I stayed in L.A. all the time. My ex-boyfriend lives across the street from there.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Yeah, they stay together all the time. The one in West Hollywood. Yeah, so go there all the time because, Janne Stroplin, she had her last meal there. Right, I'm in Las Vegas.lin. She had her last meal there. Right at last, Sanika. Yeah. She had her last meal there. And Jim Morrison from the door just got kicked out for
Starting point is 00:04:10 Pinging on the bar. And it's an awesome place. So we started there. I've partied there. And then we go, did you go to the Kabul, Cantina? I've been there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:19 I stayed for two years. I was staying right there. Yeah. In the corner of my last Sanika and sunset. Yeah. So we just got hammered, hammered. And then I forgot I had to go to a, I like, I don't know, semi networking dinner,
Starting point is 00:04:34 like just my friends that were for a crowd out there. And I just go to this dinner and I'm already like hammered, but they loved it because. They loved the men as hammered. Who doesn't love and men as hammered? This thing, you're so fun. Yeah, I'm not a dick. Hammer but they loved it because they love the men as hammer who doesn't love and man is hammer. See this thing You're so fun. Yeah, I'm not a I'm not a dick. I hate people that drunk bad ugly people
Starting point is 00:04:50 Yeah, they just like bad attitude. They just want to have fun. They just want to fight and all that stuff right Here you cut me off before the funniest part though No, no, no, you're looking to give the wrap-up sign But I want to share this part with you because this was hilarious. Okay, we were over that so my friends dropped me off from this dinner and I realized my friends that I'm staying with they went out and I have one percent battery left on my phone But me I carry my charger with me, but here I am on Melrose in Los Angeles at night carry my charger with me. But here I am on Melrose in Los Angeles. At night, nothing is open and I had to find a plug
Starting point is 00:05:30 to plug in my phone so I can call them to come get me. I walk 14 blocks and I find this underground parking garage and I'm like super tired because I've been drinking all day. And I found this plug, super tired because I've been drinking all day and I found this plug This outlet I plugged it in I was laying on the ground and an underground parking lot Oh my god, Los Angeles while my phone charged. Oh my god And then I got a whole my friends and it was all good. Couldn't you in 14 blocks like going to McDonald or something? Everything was close. It was Melrose like all the fancies Oh, what time is it?
Starting point is 00:06:02 It was like Pass midnight. Oh, okay. There was nothing. You're laying on the parking garage charging your phone. Charging my phone. I'm the dirty ground. Yes. I'm sorry. I missed that. Do they come pick you up? They did come pick you up. What hotel are you saying it? No, say it on my friends. Are you saying your friends? Okay. I thought you said that you were all saying it the same hotel. No. Well, that sounds like a lot of fun. I know it's not as much as a party as your weekend though. Yeah. We've been waiting to hear about. Yeah we got to tackle my weekend. That's what we're going to get into. We're also going to do today's part two of what makes a guy creepy. We're going to
Starting point is 00:06:36 be talking about that. If you want to call in our number is for one five nine nine two seven three nine two. And you got it. We're not doing shoes on Wednesdays, but we're doing free Friday. So everyone has to do an on Friday. And I will be talking a little bit now about my sex retreat that I went to all weekend. I also wanted to say, oh, we'll be reading your emails today. And some topics of those emails include,
Starting point is 00:07:02 being adventurous and bad at a young age, sexual tension and what to do in the condom breaks. Ooh, in the condom breaks, that's good. So, telling about the sex cult that you hung out with. Okay. Well, it was friggin' intense. It was like, okay, so it started on Saturday and it's with this organization called One Taste San Francisco
Starting point is 00:07:25 and you can go back and look at Nicole Day Don, who's the founder, was a guest on the show and so you should totally check out the show that she was on where this all unfolded. So she runs the organization called One Taste and they're known for their orgasmic meditation practice. So were you here when Nicole was here? Yeah, actually I do remember. Okay, and they talk about the stroke. So, it's orgasmic meditation is where a guy strokes a woman's clitoris for 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:07:54 It's a very like discipline practice. And then you have like this, or you don't actually, it means like an orgasm, like your typical orgasm, it's more like this whole body sensation thing that could happen after you practice it for a while. And so, and I was just open. She's like, Emily, you should really come on of our retreats and let the known as people, like there's some negative people,
Starting point is 00:08:16 like it's that cult, that that that. But I'm all down with meditation, as you know. I have done a lot of meditation. I've done a lot of the post-neumeditation, sitting meditation, whatever. So I can go there. And I got there in Saturday morning, was at this beautiful Nicole's home in Russian hell in San Francisco, which is a beautiful neighborhood,
Starting point is 00:08:35 and I walked in. There's a bunch of people there from one taste, and one taste organization, and we, so the first thing is, it was literally right when I got there, they were like, okay, come downstairs with us right now. So it's me and the founder and the COO, and a woman who works for one taste in myself, and they're like, we want you to watch an oaming practice.
Starting point is 00:08:56 So I watched a woman lie down, take her pants off, you lie on the floor, and there's like, it's a very certain way of you set it up, like there's pillows that go in certain places and you lie in the floor, and it's a very certain way of you set it up. There's pillows that go in certain places and you lie on a blanket, and then the guy leans over her, and then he strokes her using his index finger, and I'm like, this like three feet away, like the needle was like, come closer, come closer. Like I was staring at this woman's pussy, basically.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Like watching, well this this man, stroke term. And she was having like these crazy, like, so there's certain strokes that you do part of this meditation practice. And once you become a male strokeer, you have to be trained, like, you can't just go in there and do it if you're bummed out of it.
Starting point is 00:09:39 I'm already classically trained in that. Right, man. So, so people can train at one taste, and so you have to be like a trained stroke or like there's all these different strokes that you do and it's like. So Nicole was there kind of directing the guy who was the stroke or saying okay, do this stroke do that stroke go down do a meaty stroke do an upstroke do a down stroke left
Starting point is 00:10:01 stroke do a sex stroke do like they have all these names. And this woman was totally just like getting wet. Like you could see like, oh, oh, oh, let me back up. So when she's, before she started, Nicole was pointing out to me, like I want you to see, like her legs are spread wide open. And she's like, look at her labia, her labia, her major, her labia, your minor, like all the different parts of the vagina.
Starting point is 00:10:22 And she's like, see, they're already swelling. Because the woman's vagina when she gets a rouse starts to swell and like the clitoris becomes more prominent. The hood of the clitoris goes back and so she was just like pointing out all of this to me as it was before it happened like that this woman was already getting turned on. So I was watching and then she um yeah for 15 minutes and she was totally like moaning and into it and having like these rolling orgasms for 15 minutes, she was totally like moaning and into it and having like these rolling orgasms for 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:10:55 What does the guy get out of this? Exactly. That's the number one question and if you go to the one-taste website, that is the number one question that people ask. And the guy, after you do the training enough, he's completely locked in to her orgasm. Like, he can feel it in his body. I know this sounds crazy, but he, first of all, you learn how to please a woman. And it's really hot watching her get off. Plus they, like, feel it. Like the guy afterwards, you do these things called frames when you're done performing the orgas orgasmic meditation. You just think called a frame where you like talk about what you experience And the guys like I felt that's one moment like through like I felt I
Starting point is 00:11:33 Could feel her energy like through my body like he think guy can once you're connected You can feel it. So how much is these pervers have to pay to rub random girls for ginas? Nothing. You get trained. Oh, for free. Yeah, sweet. Honey, this isn't for you because I think you don't even like the vagina. I love the vagina, but I'm just saying the type of guys that they're not I'm telling you I thought how tan was the person totally normal. Normal dudes that I'm like friends with and they're going to be on the show. I'm you not here on Friday. No No I'm here Friday. Okay. Oh I'm gonna love it. The two guys that okay so two purfs. No no no there's a bunch of them and they're
Starting point is 00:12:14 totally normal dudes. No dude they're normal dudes and they're guys who are self-aware and they they've learned more about their own sexuality and they can also there's also orgasmic meditation for men. But they're going to be on the show. I think this week, I'm trying to get them on the show, I had it performed on me twice and I had a perform, I had the orgasmic, okay, so then after that, they're like, okay, I'm like, your turn. So I had to like, take my pants off, take my underwear off, lie down on a new towel, it's clean, and had the sky start to perform the orgasmic meditation on me, it's stroking whatever. Oh, that's cool. How long did you know this guy before he touched her for Jenna?
Starting point is 00:12:56 I didn't even know his name. Oh cool. So then I did that and and it was awesome. I have to say it felt, it was cool. Like I don't think that the woman before me who did it was like, she's done it a million times. I mean they do a practice where they do it three times a day. And I think your question is a great one. Like what do the guys get out of it?
Starting point is 00:13:18 Because there's no, that's the whole thing. So much about sex with women, the way we're training, it's all about pleasing the guys, it's all pleasing the guy. I should give him a blowjob now, or I should do this, or I should make a house he feeling. I'm going to moan really loudly, and I'll make him feel good. But this is about female pleasure, which so many men don't understand the vagina at all. They don't understand.
Starting point is 00:13:36 The clitoris, these guys know every single part of the vagina because they've been trained in it. And, you know, I'm sure that they get off on it. They do. They're not like having boners and say they're there, but they're learning. I know this is gonna sound crazy, but there is energy that it gets exchanged
Starting point is 00:13:54 when you can feel it in the room. When this woman is like, you could feel her orgasm in your body, and I'm not crazy. Sounds amazing. So, how many guys touched your vagina? I'm not crazy. Sounds amazing. So how many guys touched your vagina? Three. Three guys. Sweet. Three men and it's funny because I kept on saying oh you know you're gonna have all these guys you're like no it's women that perform it blah blah blah. There are some women that were supposed to touch your
Starting point is 00:14:21 vagina. They were there but it was the night. Yeah, oh. And they're going to come on the show and talk about it. So the two dudes, two of the guys who did it are going to be, OK, so that was the one part. So that was like the first 20 minutes on there. I'm like, but they said that I was a natural and that I was able to go there. Where a lot of people, like, because I've done so much, but I think it's because I'm able to meditate and I know how to like turn off my mind and kind of, and you're just to focus all your energy on your clitoris and your whatever, whatever sensations you're feeling from their rubbing, like, I don't know what they're doing, but afterwards they would describe it.
Starting point is 00:14:58 So I was told that I had an amazing clitoris. Okay. And that it was very responsive and that these strokes there, he's like, yeah, like then we went back upstairs and he was describing to everyone like, what he did to me. And he was like, well, I did this stroke where I went the downstroke and the upstroke and then I did the loop. And to me, it just all, like, I wasn't like, oh, now he's changing strokes now. But I mean, it's a much more involved practice for people who do it, do it three times a
Starting point is 00:15:21 day, they do it all day long, they do it, the women do it, they all live in the same place where the guys do this meditation. Anyway, so yeah, I did it. And I'm gonna do it again. I think it's a good experience. And I think it's good to, yeah, I wanna expand Margasm. Cool, where's the one? Is there like a blow job version of that?
Starting point is 00:15:43 There is, not a blow job, a hand job. Oh. No. No, there is the organic meditation for men, and I think you should do it. Really? Where is it? It's the same place. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:55 And what happens there? I don't know. Will you do it? No, I want to know what's going on. I don't know. I've never known the man part. I don't know it, but I think you should do it just for the show. Do one thing for the show, okay?
Starting point is 00:16:10 Okay, I will. I'll try. So then I did um, so then there was that and then I did naked yoga naked yoga. I did naked yoga and um, it was like What was this? This was at their center in the San Francisco. Mm-hmm. Totally normal people this rubbing People's vagina. I know it sounds crazy, but dude. This is part of my educate my further education. How old are you guys? Who robbed my clitoris. Yeah, no one was one was like 38 and one was like 28 and they're cool dudes like Not creepy. I not they didn't appear as in point thousand. They weren't desperate and they weren't like They just they get a lot out of it and I'd like they're gonna be on the show and you can interview them and ask them Okay, and it's gonna blow your mind Is it it's already blowing my mind right now. Well, I just can't wait till you meet them because you're gonna
Starting point is 00:16:55 It's just pull our off anyway, okay So then I did naked yoga because I was like, you know what? I'm here for this weekend and I'm just gonna do anything like I'm just gonna surrender So I did and I just was like, I'm gonna take my pants off of the, but then I did another own, it's called an oaming session where there weren't other people in the room.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I did two more throughout the weekend where there weren't people, so there's me and the guy. But here's the thing, it's not sexual in the sense that we don't cuddle after, we don't kiss, we don't, there's no like, I missed this part though.
Starting point is 00:17:22 So there was other people watching? The first time. how many people were watching There was an executive TV producer from a major network What I can't mention and because they're doing a TV show about them, but they weren't filming and then there was the CEO of the organization and Another the woman who had just been owned before me and yeah yeah, there was people watching me. Well. And I don't know where I, why I, I don't know. I'm just comfortable, I guess. I'm just like, I'm here, I'm doing it, I'm sacs of family.
Starting point is 00:17:54 This is what I do for a living. Like I want to keep, I have people on my show and I interview my one try everything. I want to try everything. So I can share. I don't know the conclusive daddy. And so what did I get out of it? You might want to know, like, I think it just is like a really cool practice of like learning
Starting point is 00:18:10 your own body and focusing on your own pleasure. And I'd like to be able to learn to, I don't think that I was where that woman was at. Because the second time they didn't or they did a demonstrate. There was another thing that they did, this organization does. So there's a couple there. And they, I don't know how much I can say about them, but they're, they're famous couple from another country. But um, they were there because they were doing an immersion course. This was all happened concurrently because their sex life's been sort of waning, though this young, hot, beautiful
Starting point is 00:18:36 couple. And they were like trying to enhance their sex life by, by doing these different emergence, who went to this dungeon in the city where they were like paddling each other and there's all this like SNM gear and we all went how long was this going on two days two and a half days you stay at the facility I did not stay I slept at my house yeah okay and yeah I think there's still more for me to learn about it but it was pretty cool like fucking missus my clitoris why not
Starting point is 00:19:08 it made it feel like yeah i don't know how you've been beside better before by a random gelman nope no are you positive think about what different different totally different it's a different kind of because it's like You can't just go in there and do it like you have to be trained a certain way. I'm like this woman There and the thing is like that it's not sexual like the people who live like this woman was talking about how she's a boyfriend
Starting point is 00:19:33 A serious boyfriend, but she is a stoker that Stokes her three times a day, but that's not she has a stoker. Yeah, and a boyfriend, but separate like it's not sexual Like I didn't feel like I wanted to have sex with these guys after like i didn't feel like i i wanted to section these guys after like i didn't feel like it was it was separate from that it was like a separate experience the stomach sense uh... kinda but i don't see why it wasn't sexual at all well it is sexual for the woman like it is in or get orgasm but i didn't have
Starting point is 00:20:03 traditional orgasm like i didn't you don't like go over it as I say, like I didn't climax. Now is he, is he looking at you? He's looking at my, he's looking at my clitoris the whole time, but he's not looking at my face. Really? Yeah. When he be, he shouldn't he look at your face for good responses? I think he can, so what you learn through this practice is how to read a vagina.
Starting point is 00:20:29 So for example, the first time that he did it, one guy did it, so three guys did it. Nicole, the founder, which I felt honored because she's the founder of it was in the room and she was like, okay, go up, go down, like she was telling him that she could read my vagina and what it needed and where he should go. And I was like, and telling him things, telling him what to do. I can't wait to meet these people. I know, I'm like, you dudes come on the show, you just massage my clitoris and they're like, sure. Yeah, why not? Yeah, and I'm like, menacell the field day. So it was like a good, I want to do more of these kinds
Starting point is 00:21:04 of things, not just with them, but with anyone, like I want to just, whatever, I think that my orgasms and my sex life could improve, enhance, be enhanced. Even more? I'm not joining their organization, don't worry, and I'm not moving in, but I thought it was really cool. But we are giving away, they're doing a turn of retreat. It's called the turn-down women's retreat Intimate conversations about women orgasm in life. It's September 16th to the 18th and we're giving away It's like a $300 value and we're giving away a free spot to any woman who emails me at feedback at such an end Why you think you should be chosen for this retreat? You have to get yourself to San Francisco if you don't live in San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:21:46 But yeah, free retreat. Where you're gonna get all this stuff done here. That's good. You're gonna put a link on the website. So let me know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll put a link on the website. So I didn't know what I was gonna tell you, but yeah, naked yoga was awesome too.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Like, I don't know what part of you why I'm so open and why I'm so, why I guess, because my show or whatever, like 10 years ago, what I've been able to do this I don't know but they were like are you ready are you sure that they kept talking to me the duty questions are you okay and I'm like let's do it I just took my pants off and I was ready. Sounds interesting and I can't wait to talk to these people. It's not the VMAs or anything. I know but I wasn't hanging with Selena Gomez or Justin Bieber. But, uh, yeah, just...
Starting point is 00:22:26 Having a bunch of people watching your vagina get rubbed and sounds like a party. Yeah. Was there any... Any champagne involved? No alcohol. Dammit. I know.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Oh, no, I had to kill like dinner one night, but that was different. That was separate. Um... So, did you tell any guys that you're dating that you're doing this? Oh, yeah. For sure. And what were their thoughts? They're like sex family do whatever you want do what you got to do for your show do what you got its research I felt that it was full on research. They're in San Francisco There was a huge piece of them in New York times last year like Nicole were the book
Starting point is 00:23:00 She was in the show like it's it's like a real movement It's not and she didn't invent Omanx. She just invented the one is she just on the show, like it's like a real movement. It's not. And she didn't invent omengue. She just invented the one. She just created the organization in San Francisco, but it's been around for a really long time. This practice of orgasmic meditation, people call it different things, but it's a practice that has helped many, many women who are pre orgasmic, who've never had orgasms before, it helps couples connect on a really deep intimate level. I felt really connected to these guys after even though it wasn't in a sexual way,
Starting point is 00:23:30 it was like you just feel connected, I don't know. And they would tell me, so when you're done with the 15 minutes, there's like okay, you share a frame of a moment of that happening. And he was like at this one point when I was doing this one thing, about halfway through, I felt this wave of, like they connected to my orgasm. So it was like, you could feel it through his body. I swear, I'm not making this up. Any other questions? No, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I'm gonna wait till Friday. Yeah, I hope I can get in here. For some reason I thought you weren't gonna be here, but I hopefully they can come on Friday. And then you can ask them all the questions you want. Like I didn't know like there was so much to anyway. So that was my weekend. And yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:10 How's the dating life? Good. Good? Yeah, really good. Just, it's a good dating the guy, dating this guy. And I think it's good. We're getting along and we're talking and he's super cool and he's really didn't he bring up that he wanted to lock you down? Yes, you want to throw on the chassis belt. Yes Chassis belt because my crudder has got massaged by three strangers. I know and I would have gone for a fourth of my time
Starting point is 00:24:41 Has that conversation come up at all after and what was your response again um oh i because you kind of blew it off last time right uh probably that's for me right now yeah time is that we can make sure it's 130 oh my god i know you don't want to answer this question well i i mean we can go to the next object okay no i think so for as you know for the last few years, I've been kind of in open relationships and sort of dating and, but, um, so that's been fun. And that's been an experience for me learning
Starting point is 00:25:14 to like deal with jealousy and learning to deal with like dating several guys and being honest about it rather than cheating rather than everyone not knowing what the other one's doing and um So then Yeah, this guy asked me to commit and um Yeah, I kind of whatever. We'll talk about another time. Okay. That was a lot of build up for nothing I'm sorry. I'm I'm already like
Starting point is 00:25:40 It's hard to share all this because I don't I don't know Why is that Tim calling now? No why it's my that's him calling No, no, it's not I got sure of my phone. Yes, you do. Okay, so anyway, it was my weekend And I'll tell you more and they're gonna come on the show and it's called one taste if you want to check out their their website What do you like? No, it's just like a wrench throwing to a garbage can right now what the whole car is yeah, was it bad? No, it's okay. We'll get through it. We'll save for another show what the guy thing. Yeah, was it bad? No, it's okay. We'll get through it. We'll save for another show. What the guy thing? Yeah, I just don't know what to say about it. I'm not ready to talk about it right now because I'm so processing. Oh, if people want three months free of sex,
Starting point is 00:26:14 family, yeah, all you have to do is a little transition. Yeah, all you have to do is like the sex, family, Facebook page every day one person will be randomly selected to win a free sex, family membership. If you're already a fan, you're still eligible, and if you're selected, we'll send you a message on Facebook, and some people are totally psyched by getting all these free benefits and benefits. Cool. Cool. I'll share something.
Starting point is 00:26:36 I still have this chick living at my house, so that's why my sex life is not as crazy, and I don't have stuff to share, because you can't really bring a girl back to your house when you don't have. I mean, when you have another girl living there. Yeah, that you have sex with sometimes. Maybe. I have sex with sometimes. Right. That's why.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I mean, you guys are intimately connected, so you could kick her out, you've been kicked her out yet. No. Why isn't she? Well, she is. She is. I swear to God. I said that three months ago. I know, but now for sure.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Do you kinda like her? I like her, I like hanging out with her, but I don't wanna have her be my girlfriend, right? Right, but you like having sex there, right? Yeah, that's why, that's why. But I'm not like every day having sex with her, I don't want you to think that either, like, because that's not happening.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Okay, whatever happens is cool. Whatever you want to do. So. But that's what's going on. That's why you're like, well, you have nothing to share. And then the weekend, I'm just like, so hammered. Hammered. Anyway, you know. Right. When we're going to get so hammered, you meet someone and then you know what? It's not as fun. Not being hammered? Yeah. Yeah, I don't get hammered.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I'm just kidding. I'm joking. I have been drinking tequila, though. Oh, I did go out. Oh, but then I went to a super, super fun party on Friday night. OK, tell me about this. OK, so my friend Amanda is like a professional party thorough.
Starting point is 00:27:58 And she had this amazing party in her house. And it was so cool. She like, it wasn't in her house. It was in her office, which is super cool in the city and it was like three floors she had a kissing booth she had bars all like unlimited alcohol a huge food truck outside lots of really fun people and it was it was amazing that sounds like a good party and she had the best tequila which I can't remember what it was damn it was this amazing, like this beautiful box of tequila,
Starting point is 00:28:26 and I think that's my new thing, tequila. We always talk about how it's a female Viagra. I turned you on to the tequila on Tink of the Mile. I gotta take credit for that, right? Can I take credit for that? Yeah, I mean, I've had tequila before, but never like, I think I'm gonna make it my drink. Always drink the silver though.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Never the brown. Good to know. And my favorite new favorite dequila right now is, I don't know how available it is, but it's Trace Gavez. They also have a restaurant in San Francisco, but they have it dequila line. Oh. I know in America you can pick them up at Bevmo. Delicious.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Silver though. Silver. Silver. So there's a couple of that I drink. I have the patron of course Caboabo, but I'm really digging this Trace agave. I have to have some Yeah, remember when I made you tequila I know Margarita. Yeah, it was good. I know. I forgot the recipe again. I gotta do it again
Starting point is 00:29:20 Um, I've got some sex in the news. I wonder what we should do email sex in the news You have to get to a little bit sex in the news? Yeah, just do a smidgen. Okay, just a smidgen of it is like there's not that much. Okay, women who like one night stands hate other women. A new study claims that when it comes to casual sex, women prefer straightforward and aggressive pickup tactics and men are more willing and men are more than willing to deliver them. Researchers say that women want dudes to forgo the small talk ditch the quirky lines and get straight to the point at least when it comes to potential hookups. There's no room for romance when you're looking for a quick lay.
Starting point is 00:29:56 I totally forgot to share a story with you. Go. I was at a bar in San Jose, California. I was hanging out with one of my buddies and he doesn't usually go out to girls and talk to them. He's like, hey, look at those two long girls. They're super hot. I go, do you want me to go talk to them? We'll go over there and we'll talk to them. And he's like, I don't know. I was like, dude, let's just go do it. And then these two guys walk up to them before we get talked to them
Starting point is 00:30:25 and you can tell they're like totally frat boys, bros, what we like to call them, you know. Totally. And they eventually just walk away. So I immediately walk up to them, I go, so what are you guys doing hanging out with douchebags all night, right? But the bros, the guys, they heard me.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Oh no, you hear ask? Like, I'm going to get my ass kicked, please. You just called guys, douchebags that heard you. Yeah. And then they turn around and they're like, what? What did you say? I go, oh, I asked them why they're hanging out with douchebags on my... So what happened? Well, the thing is, also know, right when I walked in the security recognized me from being on the radio. So I was totally cool with them, I was talking to them all night. And my buddy is like, he's a giant dude, like no one's gonna mess with him either. That's a good friend to have. Yeah, so like I see the security started walking this way, the people that already know, the giant guy there.
Starting point is 00:31:23 So I'm just like, I'm just gonna talk to my mouth off because nothing's gonna happen. I love that you have your journey. So then bodyguards. Then I go, so then the guy goes, so you're calling me a douchebag? And I go, well, I go, well, let's see. I go, where are you from? And he goes, what does it matter? What does it matter? And he goes, well, it matter? What does it matter? And he goes, well, it kind of does matter. Where are they from? Then he wouldn't tell me, right? And then the security goes, is there gonna be fight?
Starting point is 00:31:54 I was like, no, there's not gonna be fight. I'm just trying to figure out where this guy's from. He's like, I'm from San Diego. I go, oh, well, then you kind of reduce back, but I'll leave now. I didn't do any of that. Oh my God. Yeah. Then they were with the two cute chicks, but you didn't.
Starting point is 00:32:08 No, they weren't with them. Oh. But it's just, it just decided. They were sitting near them, and that's why you said, why are you hanging out with the dish bag? Yeah, so then I just kind of, I just kind of let it go from there. I love that you had your whole like, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:19 the backup, man. The backup, that's awesome. I love San Jose, California, because I've never really been. I love it, Derry, because I've never really been. I love it there because outside of San Francisco, there's the whole the Bay area. And outside of, you know, the sex family show I've been doing radio in San Francisco for 13 years. And majority of all the listeners are in San Jose. So when I go in San Jose, you're like a rock star. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Like I walked down the street and people like yelled my name and stuff. And like I totally forget it because I don't even get any of that here in San Francisco. Like once in a while somebody would be like, oh you're a menace, but like in San Jose, like I can just go from place to place and be like. I wanna do it in San Jose.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Just give me free drinks all night. It's pretty, yeah. It should move there. I would love to, but I can't get here. I have to be here at 4 a.m. early in the morning. Okay. That's cool. San Jose. I love you. I'm glad you didn't get your ass kicked. Okay. So anyway, what were they saying? That's women when I say on experts from Kansas City conducted sex roles of a thousand people. So teasing her, whatever, women with negative. I don't know. Whoa. Let's rewind.
Starting point is 00:33:25 What was the title list? I know, but I hate when you go to, you're just like skimming through the story. Because I'm trying to make out what you're saying. Okay. So, researchers say that women want dudes to forego the small talk to the quirky lines and get to the point when it comes to potential hookups. So apparently back in prehistoric times, relationships were based on raw instinct. Men picked women who looked good and took them.
Starting point is 00:33:52 So men would take women like dragon by their hair back to their cave. When translated to the modern day, it means being more assertive when approaching a woman. Yeah. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence, confidence, confidence, especially about all the time guys just be confident like you see a chick go up and start talking or like don't be a douchebag
Starting point is 00:34:08 Don't be a douchebag. Don't be pussy. I got a douchebag Yeah, the one that when you say that like a douchebag is different than a pussy Yeah, well these douchebags had confidence too. They were like going up and talk to them Well, why did you feel threatened by these douchebags? I didn't feel threatened by them Why did you want to trash them because Cause you want to have the cute girls. Yeah, but I could tell that these girls weren't into the guys that came by. Cause they were like,
Starting point is 00:34:29 told bros like we like to call them. And that's, that's where I was. Make them short on top kind of thing. No, they're just like, Bows is what they got back. Okay, that makes one end of what a bro is. Like a bro is, two years, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:42 It's like kind of like the preppy, like, the preppy, right, right. The preppy, right, right. Right. frappie, right boy type of guy. Right. And then I could tell that these girls weren't into these guys. So that's what I use. That's my open line.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Like why are you hanging out? Because these guys are douchebags. I could tell that they're douchebags. And that's what I just use. What I originally was gonna use is because I overheard them saying, people keep on asking us where I'm from all night. So I was gonna F with these girls and go. Where you from?
Starting point is 00:35:08 So where you guys from? Just to mess with them. But those guys, yeah they were good looking. My friend really, my friend loves blondes, you know? Right, you don't like blondes, do you? You date Brunette's more. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, it's like the super bleached blond girls, That's what my friend is into. Yeah, okay super bright blonde
Starting point is 00:35:27 Right, nice thing. Yeah, it's good to know what your type is what you like Um, I always ate a blondes for a while. I was into blondes blonde guys. Yeah, we're yeah Now I don't really have a type. I'm just sleep with anyone and anyone touch my clitoris I know open for business open for business. Open for business. Speaking of here. I feel so open. Here in the Bay Area, apparently a lot of pimps are coming up from Fresno, California to San Francisco. Why? Because the prostitution is on the rise up here. It is in San Francisco. It is. Where are you just saying that you were summer resupprosts to do? Is that you? Yeah, here in the city. In the area called Tender
Starting point is 00:36:03 Nob. Yeah. So there's new pimps coming to the city Yeah, because it's trying to be On the show because all these ladies look you're out there being horrors like once you get money anyways No, no more than more than a free meal right. I know that's funny. We should get to be a horror just be just get paid If that's how you're gonna act is get paid. I'm not going to knock you. Right, exactly. Like if you react like it just fill your bank account. I know.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I should have been a hucker in my earlier years. So anyway, I'm not going to finish a story. Okay, cool. Let's go to emails. Awesome. I love it. We actually don't. Okay, we do.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Okay. We have tons of emails. But, kind, maybe mouse we're tons of you most but um Kind of feel so weird. What's wrong with you today? Um I'm trying to I've a lock on duh. I can't decide if I should go to Hawaii this weekend the Hamptons my friends cabin Burning man or stay in the city and work I would select out of all those if I could. I would select Hawaii. Yeah. I want to go to the Hamptons because, you know, the weather's been fucked up over there.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Burning Man, no, hot as fuck, dirty, no showers. I like, but they're showers. They don't have the eyes. I stayed the nice place. Oh, excuse me. They don't have the W hotel, so I'm not going there. And then what's the other place? Some weird cabin where you're going to talk to people and drink wine, boring.
Starting point is 00:37:37 It'll be my dog for the week. My friend just got back from my scene. You did. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I had a breakdown this morning about the dog. You gave away the dog? The dog is gone. Kind of, not really forever.
Starting point is 00:37:50 The dog is gone. No, the dog is not gone. The dog is gone. The dog is gone. I'm not here anymore. Hold on, the dog is gone. Breaking news, everybody. It's actually how many breaking news the dog is gone.
Starting point is 00:38:02 How long did you have the dog? Do you know how to feel like a failure? It But I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. And it was just like too much it was like too much with the dog and I have a lot going on and I need I need it space So you take the dog for a week so I was right to say I was right say I was right. You're right Okay, it's hard. I'm a single parent. I was a single parent my house is a mess pooped and peed all over What?
Starting point is 00:38:41 God, I need to pull all the audio tape. I would love somebody. I would love somebody that's a listener that knows how to edit audio. I would love you forever if you can just compose a piece of when we started talking about a dog. I tell her not to get the dog. And then how she says the dog is amazing. And then it just starts progressing
Starting point is 00:39:02 to the dog health problems and down to this moment right now. It's a very high maintenance dog. I'm a very high maintenance person. Feedback isexamely.com. Send the MP3. I will love you forever. She's not calm forever. She's just taking a, we're taking a break from each other. Oh, taking a break now. Yeah, it's not forever. It means, yeah. She's with my friend. Do you know what happens when you say to your partner, we're gonna, oh oh, it's a quick break. I'm going to do it right up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I just think that without anything going on in my life right now, I can't handle it. Today's show feels different. Does it feel the same to you? I guess, I don't know. You seem like the energy. You're out of it or something. Really?
Starting point is 00:39:39 Not out of it. No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to work through you here. I know. I'm trying to work with me. I'm trying to see what I'm doing. Do, do, do, do, do, no, I'm just I'm trying to work through you here. No, I'm trying to work with me. I'm trying to see where we're going. I'm like the dog. I'm really mad that that I'm going to why?
Starting point is 00:39:54 Yeah, I get sorry. I get a place. Why do you have ADD today? So how do you have all these options? Because my friend has a house in Hawaii and not her house, but like one of her clients gave her house like this beautiful five bedroom house in Kauai. Then my friend is a house in the Hamptons that we could stay in, which would be amazing. I've never been to the Hamptons. What have you been? I've never been, but I've seen so much stuff on the
Starting point is 00:40:17 Hamptons. I know, but I think it'd be like a cool experience. East Coast, whatever. And then what's burning man, all my friends are Burning Man this year, which is this big crazy festival in the desert. I say you take me to Hawaii. Do you want to go to Hawaii? You could come. I would love to go. What are you going to do this weekend?
Starting point is 00:40:34 This weekend? It's a big weekend, Labor Day. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, I'm supposed to go to two concerts, but. Buying, you do that all the time? Yeah, I would much rather go to Hawaii. Okay. I was supposed to go to the Little Wayne concert.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah. I just saw him at the VMAs, that's cool. And then some random, like, rave type festival thing, I'm supposed to go to. Okay. So I say that you should fly me on private jet to Hawaii. And I'd be happy. When will you be back? Monday. Monday. One will you fly out?
Starting point is 00:41:09 Thursday maybe or Friday? Flying out Friday take me. Okay, I'll let you know. Okay, let's read to me Mal. Okay, what you got? Because we should talk about sex more rather than my own clitoris. Okay, now that I can message you after a few problems, dear Emily, now that I can message a few problems, I'm curious if it's too soon to be trying all this new stuff you talk about with my girlfriend of nine months. I'm only 18. The sex was never bad to begin with, Mitch. He's from Calgary, and he's a premium friend
Starting point is 00:41:38 of his friend of his member. So he wants to know, he says sex isn't bad, but should he try all this sex tips that he's learned on sex with Emily? And he's 18. Yeah. Sure. What? I mean, not all alone, but why not try like incrementally when I give these. experimenting like trial and error. Yeah, like experiment with this stuff. Like experiment. Don't do it all at once. Maybe decide that there's one thing a week that you wanna do, like maybe when you're listening to the show, you should jot down notes
Starting point is 00:42:07 and be like, I'm gonna try that once a week, try something new. I think that's what you should do with a lot of couples who are struggling with their sex life or having issues with their sex life and they wanna enhance it and they wanna improve it, it can be very overwhelming. Just like anytime you're trying to make a change in your life, if you're trying to lose weight, if you're trying to do
Starting point is 00:42:23 whatever, you're like, oh my God, there's such a big thing. But if you break it down into small, tiny pieces and you're like, I'm gonna try one thing. I'm gonna perform oral sex on my girlfriend this way and then you're gonna take one of my tips and do it. So I don't think that it's nine months is the perfect time to start trying new stuff because it's gonna start getting boring in about three months.
Starting point is 00:42:45 I love when you do that. I was just think I'm just trying to think of the progression of you things that he should try You think it should get start off with new positions. Yeah, new positions first I'm the before you start good into I personally think and yeah Yeah, yeah, because I just don't at 18 years old I just don't want him to be burnt out by he's a bird his sex burnout by 22 because hey man, I've done everything. Yeah, I don't think you should do everything I've done three songs, bro. Yeah, I mean the kids do three some younger days. I don't know, but I think that um I don't know. I think the tips are really good, like with your girlfriend, like things about,
Starting point is 00:43:25 like pleasing her, like doing performing, for play in a different way. I just don't want him end up doing, touch her nipples, see if she can have a nipple gasm. Doing the human centipede by the age of 23. I don't know, I don't think that you're not having bad sex. You say that the sex is not bad to begin with, and I think not bad isn't amazing and sex can always get better
Starting point is 00:43:47 And so that's kind of like where I'm at that I feel like sex can always get better And I just feel like I don't feel like I've had the best sex in my life. I feel like I still want to have better sex and more and more frequent sex Yeah, okay. Thanks Mitch. I hope that was helpful. I think it was okay. Hi Emily. I am a recently divorced girl from Raleigh last night after a re-year-old dry spell. I had sex. It was okay with the exception of one major thing. The condom slipped off during sex. We were doing it missionary style, so I'm not sure when it came off, but think. She totally took it off. We stopped having sex immediately when it did. Like I said, though, not sure. So what should I do now?
Starting point is 00:44:31 Can you give me some guidance on if I need to get tested, take the morning after pill, et cetera? Also. Well, you're a little late for the morning after pill. Well, I know, no, she just wrote this like yesterday. Oh, she did? Also, what are good standards for getting test for STDs once a year after every partner, only having with my husband before,
Starting point is 00:44:47 and also only having been with each other this one time, it's all new terrain. Thanks, Kelly from Marley North Carolina. She's a premium, friends with benefits member. You know of your friends with benefits member, you get your email answered right away. So the standard for STDs are to get tested every year, and usually what they test you for is Climidia, gonorrhea, and HIV.
Starting point is 00:45:03 And that's you should do every year when you go see your gynecologist. STDs you should be tested for regularly is cervical cancer, but not nearly. And then STDs was testing is not recommended unless you know you've been exposed. These systems are syphilis, general herpes, hepatitis B, bacterial vaginosis. So as far as the morning after pill, if it was just like a day. So as far as the morning after pill, if it was just like a day ago, you could take the morning after pill,
Starting point is 00:45:29 was there a semen? I don't know how it, did you look at the condom? Did it come off? Was there a semen in it? Or was it just totally off? And there were semen inside you? You're gonna have to make that decision. I know a lot of people who like,
Starting point is 00:45:41 at the slightest chance of being pregnant, do take the morning after pill. I don't know what time of people who like at the slightest chance of being pregnant do take the morning after pill. I don't know what time of a month you're at. I mean, it's of course you can still get pregnant when you can't get pregnant. Like people get pregnant on their period, even though you think you can't get pregnant on your period. But like are you close to your ovulation date, which is 10 to 14 days after your period? Those are all things I would weigh. But I would talk to your doctor.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I mean, yeah, if it's only even a day, you could take the morning after pill it for that nervous. Or and as far as sexual testing, I would talk to your doctor. I mean, yeah, if it's only been a day, you could take the morning after pilling through that nervous or in as far as sexual testing, I would get tested. You don't need to get tested after every partner, but I especially if you're using condoms, but I would say once a year for sure, get tested. Good advice. Thanks, Matt.
Starting point is 00:46:18 I, I think, I think she should take the morning after pill right now. Yeah, you're going through divorce. It's your first time. You should wait for a show. The wait for the show. The wait to hear from the show. The wait to hear from me take the morning after pill. I have a live friends who just like pop it when there are like something like that happens. I have to go once.
Starting point is 00:46:37 They have it on. They just have it in the house. No, you have to get it from your doctor. If he gives her a stress. No, I think you can just get it over the counter now Really? I believe so Walgreens and stuff like that. Yeah, I don't think you guys I swear I'm gonna Google that real quick I just don't like all putting out those hormones. It's like getting your period It's like it's like the hormones in your body or can be intense and I'm really I'm really sensitive
Starting point is 00:47:02 Which is why I'm not on the pill anymore, is because it can make you super sensitive and then to take part in those hormones in your body. But if you don't get pregnant, take the morning after fall. Okay, do that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what did it do to you? It made me like, it's hard to tell the difference, but I feel like it made me more emotional, more mood,
Starting point is 00:47:23 more moody, more, you just have those side effects. It's like you're taking like high doses of hormones and stuff, whatever's in it. So you're just crying on dime? Yeah. And I get like that before I'm period too. You've seen me like that day,
Starting point is 00:47:39 you've seen me be really emotional before I'm period. Yeah. It sucks, like guys don't get it. Like we really become crazy. Like guys don't get it. Really? Like we really, you really do feel like you're going insane and you want to. Some people feel like I do. Like I want to murder everyone and chop them into small pieces just for a day though. Next day I feel fine.
Starting point is 00:47:56 What does it say? Yeah, you can FDA is okay. Elcade plan B to be sold or the counter. You have to get the counter with that. What does it say? You just have to be sold over the counter you can kind of with that a what is say you just have to be 18 okay I don't know because no one under 18 has sex right yeah morning but I know I will do it and I'm just super I'm not a personal experience I'm really sensitive to it so yeah but there was one time the condoms saw footage with this dude definitely no one to get pregnant
Starting point is 00:48:23 okay it was fine didn't want to get pregnant with that guy. Not with that guy. OK. Dear Emily, iPhone app question. I was just wondering how long until I should see improvement in stamina. Oh, this is my app. I have an app called Kaggle Camp.
Starting point is 00:48:35 And you can get it in the iTunes store on your iPhone. Great app, by the way. I help doing these regularly that I'll see improvement. Do you have any other expert advice for lasting longer? IE, drinking more water, etc. Thanks TJ. I think you should see improvement within a month and god, I just did a whole show about improving stamina. I'm lasting longer. On Thursday, I think it was. If you want to go back to Thursday's show, I literally spent like forever on it. And maybe will you hear that day? Maybe it was Friday. I think it was Friday when I went through all those tips
Starting point is 00:49:07 for men in premature ejaculation, right? There's like, yeah, here it is. There's like the stop start method. There's all these methods that you can do for masturbation. You could get to the point of no return. You practice through masturbation where you're about to masturbate and then you stop and then you start and you start, there's a book called The Multi-Orgasmic Man, which is awesome that you could read and it will help you with that.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Or girl, listen to Friday Show when I got down with that information. Yeah. Masturbation is key. Masturbation is key. Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. Masturbation, like menace is the pre-gamer that he is Okay, so we got to get into our sex tips what makes sky creepy because this is day two we have five laughs. Okay
Starting point is 00:49:53 This is what makes a guy creepy Are you dating creepy guy does he keep tabs? Acting like a parole officer is never a good idea ever get the feeling that if certain access could have installed a GPS on you They would the tabs keeper usually do something like hey, you didn't call me back. Where have you been? Why didn't you call me back right away? That would be creepy or you would hate that I would hate that I would I would do to like that for three point two seconds I would be the worst woman for the I mean I can't date me like that well I was getting my vagina rolled by three random guys. That's where I was
Starting point is 00:50:26 I know the guy that I'm dating was like So actually you cuz then we had sex so he was like so you've had four people while we ever dyna this week Wow this weekend. I was like yeah, I guess that's about right if you do the math Now is it okay if he got three hand jobs from other people? Yeah. At this point, it's cool. If it was through this organization. Oh, okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Do the organization. You're gonna do it, Mendes. You need to expand. I will, expand. We do it. My weiner. Yes. I think this is gonna be so good for you.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Okay. We're gonna do it. Okay, if he's too touchy-feely, some guys think they're entitled to invade a woman's personal space Just because they finally got her to go on a date with them. It's amazing how many guys put their hands all over women Uninvited considering how considering how creepy it is It is keep you in like your first with a guy and he just touches you all
Starting point is 00:51:16 I mean keeps touching you like this is nice like hand on your arm or whatever on your shoulder But the guys are like all over you Yeah, I've seen some video that we can't speak of, but there was some date that your video taped on and the guy was totally creepy. I know he was all over me, right? Yeah. Yeah. It was nasty. Yeah. Creepy. And he tried to kiss me and make out with me. Yeah. Many times. Yeah. Okay. So the first thought that came into my head. Yeah. Hopefully one day people will get to see that video. They will get to see that video. Everyone's going to see it in the They will get to see that video.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Everyone's going to see it in the world. Straight up stocking. The internet is a useful tool for stocking, but the timeless old school method of materializing wherever someone goes is still alive and well. And please stop following me just because you want to see my beautiful smile and more. So just stocking, like just being on the internet, stocking you, stocking wherever you go. You're just setting them messages online on Facebook and stuff like that Like in the chat if you like a check. Do you mess? Do you talk on her Facebook page?
Starting point is 00:52:11 Do chat on her Facebook page and comment and things? No, I know well, I don't do that in general But definitely not anybody that I would like to be like the Facebook pages off limits. Yeah, I won't talk to them on chat Even if I see them online like oh, hey, I won't do that. Okay. I'll let them do it to me and then I'll have a conversation, but I will not. Insigate you just come to you. When are you going to go after the check because I think the chicks that come to you, you don't fully respect in a way. What do you mean? So easy. It's so easy for that they come to you. Then you kind of want to do the chasing because you're a man. No. Inher, inherently I think you do that. I want to go chase a woman. I think you should do a little chase Totally
Starting point is 00:52:52 Okay, they're open for it. Yeah, if they're open for the chase. Okay, dirty talk when dirty talk goes or I think It's a hot and heavy the record scratches in a room is the mood wait You're gonna do to my what to my what so dirty talk is great. We love dirty talk We don't have time but some guys can be a little creepy with the dirty talk. Do you remember that Seinfeld episode? Do you remember the Seinfeld episode when Jerry was like, I was talking dirty to someone and he's like, I laid your pant. What is it? The panties I laid out for your mother or something. Like he says, I can't believe that he said and it's like really creepy and the girl leaves because he like said the creepiest thing.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I had that something similar happened to me. I was in the middle having sex. Yes, I do have that a cable. This is quite a few years ago because I never have sex anymore Where you know we're having to talk back and forth and then I mentioned Having sex at somebody else's house. I remember when we had sex at the blah blah house And like she totally like got turned off by that because I mentioned the other persons We what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:54:04 You mentioned someone else's name. Yeah, because I mentioned the other persons. What do you mean? You mentioned someone else's name? Yeah, because I mentioned somebody else's name. And it was some of the guys. Was it her that you weren't like wrong? No, no, no, no. I was just mentioning like, oh, my friend's house. Remember when he had sex at blah, blah, blah, his house and she's just like, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:54:19 she got upset by that. That's crazy. Because you know, women are crazy, right? Women are not crazy, but that's weird. She get upset that you, because because dirty talk a lot of it is about recalling past experiences, like that's so hot when this happens or whatever. Maybe next time I should just mention the city instead of individuals. Exactly. You don't know women were in the moment were caught up and then you
Starting point is 00:54:39 say something and it's like, okay, strange hobbies and obsessions. Maybe it's the guy you saw Harry Potter and the theater dresses Harry Potter. And then there's the things that carry us they wind like guys who play dungeons and dragons and we're the same trench coat every day. So anyway, whatever guy who does strange things, strange hobbies, strange obsessions could be a little creepy. But I kind of think those guys are cool.
Starting point is 00:55:00 The uber nerds, the guys that go to Comic Con and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't want to, I don't go to Comic Con and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't want to, I don't know. I'm not going to judge them. There's so many people that have their own hobbies. Like, I have a step uncle that's super into trains. Like, has a crazy elaborate train, like,
Starting point is 00:55:18 lecture train setup. Yeah. No problem. I don't like that. But he has a hot wife. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Does he? Yeah. I love a guy. I he has a hot wife. Doesn't matter. Does he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Train. I love a guy. I just like a guy is passionate about something. So I don't really care if he, I might be weirded out of he dresses out of Harry Potter and went to see Harry Potter. Oh, why not get Harry Potter? What about Star Wars?
Starting point is 00:55:38 I don't want to see dress up as Archery. Archery, too. What? You just, you just stabbed a bunch of guys in the heart. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Number 10, too close to mom. If his mom is his best friend, you might want to continue your search elsewhere. We all know certain that certain mothers love to get in the middle of relationships. If they think their son is not with his idea of a great crop, I'm whatever. I don't know. I love a guy who loves his, but like too close to the mom like my mom says no my mom says
Starting point is 00:56:06 Da da da da da like that's my mom that still too much So that's what I got for you. Creepy. That's what's keeping you and this is what I have to say too This is the very last day that people can vote for us to become the top five podcasts to become the number one Greatest podcast ever just go go to sfweekly.com. There's a banner It's a link onfweekly.com there's a banner and you put a link on sexolumbia.com? No, you guys. Where's such an idiot? I don't know what I'm going to do with you.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Why don't we do that? Why don't we do, oh, we didn't. Oh, it says we just want to like, it says we just want to like. It's cool. I tweeted it out. It's not a fry. Why? Because why don't I do that?
Starting point is 00:56:42 Okay, sfweekly, I put it all over Facebook. Okay, then go to your Facebook Facebook.com. Asafoely.com, there's a link and it's at the item 20, you click on that and then submit at the bottom and you vote it for us. And it's the last day and we really, really want to win because we are the best podcasts in San Francisco. Go to Facebook.com, slash, slash,
Starting point is 00:56:57 so Emily, all the instructions over there and click on the link. How about that? Perfect, you were gonna do something when you didn't, whatever. Thanks everyone. What do you mean? I've been tweeting it out. I tweeted it out to it. You were going to do something, but you didn't, whatever. Thanks everyone. We're doing.
Starting point is 00:57:06 I've been tweeting it out. You were going to do a special voting. The faithful thing. I am. I just, the person that I... You're blessed. No, not that. Something else?
Starting point is 00:57:15 Yeah, I wasn't doing the special voting thing. Are they doing it for that? No, we wanted to go on some other podcast and promote it, but we didn't have time. Right, we're busy. Alright, everyone. Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me.
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