Sex With Emily - Episode 300 - Bizarre Phone Sex Request

Episode Date: September 23, 2011

Phone sex operator Ms. Liz talks about phone sex for beginners, the most popular male fetishes and why they exist, taboo topics, the psychology behind men’s sexual desires and her weirdest most biza...rre phone sex requests. Emily talks old flames and whether you should rekindle those fires, what happens when you carry baggage from past relationships, testicle length, and good ‘ol fashioned female ejaculation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that block our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way. Hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man he here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The world's got to understand it. Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry?
Starting point is 00:00:26 It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily.
Starting point is 00:00:39 We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. And it is free Friday everyone. Welcome to the show. Thanks everyone for listening. And thanks to our friends with benefits members who have been listening to us all week long. You know you can become a friends with benefits member by going to our website signing up and you get four shows a week plus a lot of benefits and a lot of cool stuff and you get to hear men's night every single day. So you should become a friends benefits member of now if you want to support the show and you want to have better socks. It's 15 cents a day. So thanks everyone.
Starting point is 00:01:06 And today's show I'm really excited. We have a special guest, Ms. Liz. She's a professional phone sex operator. So we're going to start with the basics, phone sex 101, how do you talk dirty? But men is still be happy to know that she gets into, she does a lot of fetish work. She works with a lot of men, call her up about different kinds of foot fetishes and even more intense fetishes. So we're going to get into that later with her.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Not that I'm into them. No, you're not into them. We're into understanding them more. Yeah, I really want to understand. You don't have a foot fetish. I don't have a foot fetish. Not yet. Not yet.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Maybe later down the line. But I am really fascinated about what drives people. Exactly. So we're going to talk about that. I'm really excited. We've got some sex in the news. We've got some emails. Topics include testicle length. We've got some emails, topics include testicle lanes.
Starting point is 00:01:46 We've getting a lot of emails about testicles lately. Not sure why, just happening. Reconnecting with old flames, carrying baggage from past relationships, if we get to all those emails we might not, because Ms. Liz is going to be an awesome guest. I'm really excited to talk to her today. And what else I have to tell you is that Adam and Eve is our sponsor.
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Starting point is 00:02:27 Hey, Menace, what up? What's going on? How are you, honey? Menace had a big night. His voice is like 10 active. You sound like even smoke and cigarettes. I know. It is crazy. What happened yesterday? Okay. So yesterday, I kind of mentioned on the show that there was this big secret party going on in San Francisco. And I was trying to get in. Okay. So yesterday I kind of mentioned on the show that there was this big secret party going on in San Francisco and I was trying to get in. Right. So what happened was there was some rumors flying around the city that some artists were in town. So we sent some people to go investigate it and then come to find out Sean Parker, who's one of the co-founders of Napster, and he used to be the president of Facebook, was throwing this private party in San Francisco. The lineup
Starting point is 00:03:14 included the killers, James Addiction, and Snoop Dogg and DJ Cascade. Right. And Lady Gaga used to be yesterday. That was the room. That was the room. That was the room. But there was no Lady Gaga. But I called in some favors and I ended up getting into this party.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Awesome. This was the best private party I've ever been to in my entire life. Crazy. You walk in, it was a warehouse that they totally revamped and made it look like it was, you were inside, maybe the W or something like that, right? They had all these private tables, all the hellos everywhere.
Starting point is 00:03:58 You walk in, there's a giant bar. Every alcohol you can ever think of is there. Oh my god You were in heaven. This was in his own personal heaven. There are seven bartenders on one side seven bartenders on the other side That was one of the bars the main one in in the middle, right? So you don't have to wait for drinks because that's always a Bumper-Up parties when you're like waiting for it is open bar the entire time, okay from 5.30 to 2 a.m Okay on the left side you have like yours bar the entire time. Okay. From 5.30 to 2 a.m. Okay. On the left side, you have like the food is your sliders, seafood, sushi bar, anything you want.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Amazing. Grab it. The other side is they're cooking whole pigs. They have like a meat section and they have like fruits and cheeses all this stuff. Wow. All night long. Get whatever the hell you want, right? They have like a meat sectioned and they have like fruits and cheeses all this stuff. Wow All night long Get whatever the hell you want, right? Then you then I went and got my own table You sit at the table they come by and they bring more food by they go here. Do you want a Country fried chicken, right hell yeah, so much
Starting point is 00:05:02 They do that then they come by and they go, oh, do you want to you know some some beef with mashed potatoes right? Epic food right then they come by and they go, hey, do you want these mini ice cream cones? Oh Yeah, oh here you want mini ice cream sandwiches. Yeah, oh, we have mini donuts. They just kept on like feeding these time. I just drink Effing galore, right? What was the crowd like a crowd is a bunch of young dot comers and stuff like that And here's the best part they were giving out these
Starting point is 00:05:39 $300 bottles of dequila Conner and two proof right like candy. Okay. I can't mention it. I have it on my my Twitter I don't I wasn't familiar with the name right because it's so expensive like I would never buy a bottle like that I got to take a bottle home. It was amazing. Oh my god, right? Snoop Dogg was amazing. The killers were amazing They did a cover of on the dock of the bay. Oh my God. That's amazing. Yeah, it was just a crazy party. I want to take this away from the party and I want to share this with the men that listen to the show. After going to this party and observing some things,
Starting point is 00:06:20 no man should be afraid to talk to a woman. Okay. This guy a guy number one Could have been maybe the shortest guy in the room. Okay, shortest guy in the room Redhead guy, you know people always make fun of redheads. I love we don't I love redhead women. Right So super short red headed One of the hottest chicks in the party just comes straight up to him. And he was talking with his friend and said, oh my God, I love him.
Starting point is 00:06:54 To, right? Half hour later, I see this chick making out with the dude. Right, he must be have some kind of... He just got, he just got his game. He was just like playing off like it wasn't a big deal. Right. He's that game. What if he has like a business million dollars
Starting point is 00:07:08 and he's a well-known internet person? I wouldn't I wouldn't know him. Okay. Not enough. He would have. I would have. So did you see Sean Parker and I saw Sean Parker. I talked to him. I told him it was an amazing party. I hung out with Willie Brown, one of the X-Mayors. Right. Right. I made a film about him years ago.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah, San Francisco. And I saw another guy, not, he was just kind of, he seemed kind of like a loner. He was pulling chicks left and right. Really? Did you, how did you pull chicks? Did I, I, I, I, I was some chicks plus one. So I was hanging out with her. I was, okay, how was it? Did you make out? Did I come on? I was some chicks plus one, so I was hanging out with her.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Okay, I was, did you make out? You did make out. I don't make out. I don't make out in public like that. Oh, I don't do that. Did you go outside and make out later? Maybe I did do that. Awesome, do you like her?
Starting point is 00:07:57 Uh, no, we're cool. Have you been friends for a while or? Yeah, yeah. There's nothing's gonna go into the kitchen. There's so not much. No. Is that gonna go anywhere, but you may know you put it in remember your Awesome, that's so fun. I'm so glad you did that It was an epic party and the party was actually for Spotify, which is a new music service
Starting point is 00:08:15 Which is it's pretty amazing. It's basically iTunes for free and you just stream everything. Okay, cool Really cool. That's awesome. Sorry to bore everybody but but go to, if you want to go to my blog, whitemess.com, I have full videos and pictures and all that. Oh my God, I'm so glad you got in. That's great. I saw Perry Farrell. He was like, he was out on the crowd having fun. He, did you dance?
Starting point is 00:08:37 No, you don't. No, I was in the crowd. He was going out on the crowd and grabbing people's drinks. He's like, oh, what's this on the microphone? He's like, oh, I'm going to drink this. crowd and grabbing people's drinks. He's like, oh, what's this on the microphone? He's like, oh, I'm going to drink this. He starts drinking people's drinks. Snow dog last song. He had everybody jopp on the stage with him.
Starting point is 00:08:51 And he was he was smoking a blunt and he was sharing. I can ask if he smoked a big joint. And he was, yes, and he was sharing his blunt with everybody. Yeah, I've been to parties with him and he does that. And it's awesome. Do you love it? It was so fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:04 And you made out with a chick. Maybe. Score. Maybe a dude. I don't care. Just tell me. Who do you make out of dudes? No.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Dogs? What? No. Okay. Yeah. So that's great, Man, that's so fun. What was you end up doing in- I ended up, God, well, I didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:09:19 But I ended up having a dinner, date, and I went to a really good restaurant my neighborhood and walk a dog. I did make out. And I, yeah, and I went to a really good restaurant my neighborhood and walk a dog. I did make out. And I, yeah, not as exciting as you, but it was a great night. It was beautiful in San Francisco. Like I said, it's still summer here. It's amazing. Our summer is just starting and it's epically summer time right now.
Starting point is 00:09:37 It's like 75 degrees in San Francisco. We are so happy. And so, yeah, I hung out. It was fun. And I've just been, yeah, I'm getting ready to have a big gay wedding tomorrow night. I have to get a white dress. Like I have to get like a sexy cool hot white dress like in the next 24 hours. And I got to do that. And get one. I'm busy. It's going to find a way. We're doing it.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Forever 21 or 8. You'd have something like that. Oh, excuse me. I want to tell everyone that you can always call to our, it's something new that we're starting for one, five, nine, nine, two, seven, three, nine, two is our number. You are more than welcome to leave us a message on our voicemail. We'll answer your questions on the air and we'll listen to your comments. You've got comments, questions we've already gotten a few that we're going to start playing next week. So we appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It's super easy to do for one, five, nine, nine, two, seven, three, nine, two. If you've got questions or comments now, you can call in or just leave it to message with it's not between one and two PM Pacific standard time. That's what I got to say about that. And, um, yeah, Tuesday show is how to break up. And Monday show, I mean, is going to be how to break up and get over it. So tune in on Monday. Um, that's what we got.
Starting point is 00:10:42 And what else, what else, what else? I'm trying to think there's something else. I don't know. I'm happy. It's Friday. I'm so happy. It's Friday. Tempted out of bed. It's beautiful. Very happy. I know. I wanted to go home right after this. And now I just...
Starting point is 00:10:53 Can you? I can't now. You go to work? Yeah. Actually, I have to go to my house and grab something and now go back to work. Oh, it's a bummer. Just got a message. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Hate that. So we've... Yeah, we're like I said we're gonna be talking mislids You just phone sex operator because I'm so excited talk to her because she's got gonna answer all of our Questions that we've had forever and I've got a little bit of sex in the news and some emails. We can get into that as Anything else you'd like to share? No, man. It was just epic party. Yeah You gotta go to Sundance something film festival. They parties like that. I'll tell you they're awesome. Like I get this was yeah, I go to some really cool stuff all
Starting point is 00:11:31 the time, but just to have something where it's just you wanted so bad like you wanted to go in and you got in and like that's so awesome. And it was a really good experience. I also got these little copper cups. These copper cups are there just awesome's awesome. How many people were there, everything? Not too many. Honestly, it was in the hundreds, so. Cool, so it wasn't too crazy. Yeah. Love it. And also, I just want to mention again, that my book is coming out October 11.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Oh, yeah. I kept it in my car. I meant to bring it in. It's called Hot Sex over 200 things. You can try tonight. You can pre-order it at Amazon right now. If you go to sexwithemily.com, there's a link right on the right-hand side. And I'm doing a book party in San Francisco on October 6th,
Starting point is 00:12:10 and it is for everyone. It's a good vibrations, which is a great sex store in the city, and you can find out more from me about that if we're friends on Facebook or you go to my sexual family page, you can see more about that. And it's coming up soon. It's like soon, like it's happening.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I'm like, book, like I was so excited. I have worked really hard on it and I really love it. I can't wait for those parties. You know, I'm having a bunch of parties. Yeah, but the October 6th is the first party. So hot sex over 200 things you can try to. Love it. All right. We can get into some, um, um, text on the news. Okay. I love when your eyes open wide and he looks to me. Can't wait to me. I can't wait to see the minus. The eyes he makes it because I'm like, is he saying that I'm, I don't know what he's get? I love when your eyes open wide and he looks to me. Can't wait to me I can't wait to see men as the eyes he makes it me because I'm like as you saying that I'm I don't know what he's saying. What I don't know weird I don't know where to say you're trying to sell you're trying to convey something to me
Starting point is 00:12:51 So I don't want it is okay Brad Pitt saves face Jennifer Aniston's a dear friend of mine he says so I don't know if you heard this in the news a few weeks ago He says something like yeah Jennifer was boring. We just had our only couch and smoke pot There's an interview that he said something to that fact So he's like back paddling back paddling's an interview that he said something to that fact. So he was like back pedaling, back pedaling, back pedaling. And he said, all I know is that my point really was the best thing I've done as a father is to be sure that my kids
Starting point is 00:13:13 have a good mother. That's all I was or am trying to say. I have no reference to the past. I think it's a shame that I can't say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. She doesn't deserve it. So anyway, he's trying to apologize for saying that he just said what is this one? One are they just gonna get over that
Starting point is 00:13:29 I'm excited in the years who cares, you know, but that's just what that's what we do with pop culture right that's gender for Manistin, I mean, she's pretty I know you say man is in like present and whatever she's cute. I think she's pretty I think that Brad Pitt's been laid by a lot of hot chicks. He's super psyched I'm super good life. I'm just saying if you take a young Photograph of Dustin Hoffman and you put it right next to Jennifer Anderson you might see some similar. I do agree She's really pretty Don't tell me. Okay. What about Sarah Jessica Parker? Do you think she's really cute? Are you I think her whole package is cute? tell me uh... okay what about said justica parker do you think she's really cute are you your i think her whole package is cute like her dressing yeah no no no
Starting point is 00:14:10 not that the talking uh... she's it she's it she's it you know she's um... you know that she typically beautiful but i think she's she gets bashe so much for being ugly yeah that uh... it got back to her husband whatever affairs be alert he uh... he he actually made a statement like
Starting point is 00:14:32 how it makes him feel bad or something like that i don't know yeah there's be a good guy she did but zillion dollars there's a career i'm just saying she's got some appeal obviously the box office on top of her listeners. You think it just checks? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:49 You don't think dudes are in to her? Never? I could not find, we looked at each other. Yeah, a lot of guys hate sex in the city. If we looked into my phone, I can't find one chick. I mean, one dude, I would say that Jennifer Anson is hot. Okay. It's where to go.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I got you. Well, then, okay, I don't know. That's what you think. I have my different opinions. Okay. There's different women that I get at the fact that we've been fine hot and then fine hot. Okay, Scarlett Johansson is dating Kirin,
Starting point is 00:15:16 Culkin, or Justin Timberlake, unclear, which one. Apparently, she's been seeing with both of them lately. The reporting that the 26 year old was hardcore flirting with Mr. JT, one night at a Manhattan club until the wee hours the morning and then later she was seeing leaving his penthouse apartment. She's late, everyone. Talk about like, talk about puffing up with everyone.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I mean, we were talking about the other day who were you saying is like the golden penis in Hollywood? Oh, Brad Pitt, right? No, no, no. The chick that's hooked up with all the golden dicks in Hollywood. Oh, the chick with the golden dick. Yeah, it's a. She should get like a, like, an Emmy work, but it's a big dick. It's, it's what's her name? She's married to the guy from Coldplay. Gwen and Peltro. Go on. Okay. So then apparently she was doing them and then
Starting point is 00:15:58 she was seen with actor Kieran Culkin just days before in LA, but apparently like, then they backtrack and say that she's well, Timberlake hired Scarlett to appear in a music video and that Kieran Culkin and Scarlett went to high school together so maybe there's nothing going on. Who knows? So that's that there's one celebrity gossip today so I did this for you minus because I thought you'd appreciate it. I love it. So as you know Scarlett she's a new divorcee she split from her hubby Ryan Reynolds last year and so she's just. There's new photos that just leaked up her too. Really?
Starting point is 00:16:26 The phone got hacked. Yeah. Right. Oh, there's another hacking story. Everyone's nude leak. I'll show on T right now real quick. Great. I'm dying to see pictures of Scarlett Johansson.
Starting point is 00:16:40 She she's she got hell ass. Hello, I'm a good way or how last night. Yeah, good way. Do you like big butts and I can't know right now? No, it doesn't matter me. Remember it's always proportionate. It doesn't proportionate men is like proportion. What do you like? I don't like I don't like like super crazy Nicki Minaj, but I just I don't like like super crazy Nicki Minaj, but I just Forget I can't find new photos. Okay. Is Ellen Nordgerge-Gren? How do you say her name? Tiger Woods X Ellen
Starting point is 00:17:15 Nordgeren ready to marry new boyfriend Jamie Dingman. Oh, no Apparently the former Swedish model is back on top. She's so in love with her new millionaire bow, Jamie Dingman, terrible name, that she may be thinking about marriage number two, despite rumors that Jamie is about as faithful as Tiger when it comes to relationships, a couple seems to have a strong relationship. After winning that $100 million divorce settlement from Tiger Woods, she can certainly form another wedding, but it's apparently making Tiger really jealous because he thought they were going to get back together So she's made a hundred million bucks. She's a hot model and the problem is is that if former Swedish model the problem is that she's dating the same exact type and this goes back to
Starting point is 00:17:53 I have friends like this. I was just dating someone dating someone talking to me other day and she's like She only likes the bad boys or she dates the same types over and over and over again So it sounds like this guy doesn't have a great reputation either and I think she should run for the hells. If he doesn't have a good reputation, it's everything that you hear about people is probably true. Do you hear when they first started dating that he used to date that the number one chick that Tiger was was cheating?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that chick, what's her name? I can't remember her name. Oh, yeah, I forget. Rachel, Rachel, yeah, that that that that check what's her name. Um, I can't remember name. Oh, uh Yeah, I forget Rachel Yeah, dookie Chan or dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie dook life gets in therapy and not keep dating the same kind of man. That's what I true. Hold on to your 100 million for a while. Hold on to your 100 million. What I understand is why are people rushing to get married? Why do people rush into one marriage to the next? Public issues kids and I think when you've kids you really want that stability but I'm telling her Alan just chill and date around for a while. Don't just go right into another relationship. Yeah. Yeah. OK, Zoe Deschanel.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Yeah. Yes. I think this is for you. She brings the main part of love gone bad. What? In her new series, New Girl, which premiered last time in Fox, you were at a party. You didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:19:16 She plays a girl in an emotional world. And she's fresh from a breakup with her new boyfriend. Deschanel's character Jessica Day makes a bold move by checking up with three guys, she meets Craigless style. She says, the fact is, the she's a girl who has a boyfriend since she was 18 and she's dumped her and this is all about the episode. It's not that interesting, but I just wanted to read it
Starting point is 00:19:35 because there was a new story about her. And it says that, yeah, talks about a new show. Did you know what she has a new show? Yeah. A course idea. Are you gonna watch it? I love her. Are you gonna DVR? Yeah? Of course I do when you need to fix it my DVR I've had cable now for three weeks stop going to your little I'm not doing anything. I'm home come over Is wreath wreath with her spoon already pregnant with her third child?
Starting point is 00:19:57 Hor hor Less than six months ago Reese with her spoon and married her second husband her talent agent Jim Toth At her country state in California from the looks of new photos, she may already be pregnant. X17 Online publishes series photographs of the 35 year old and she looks pregnant. Whatever. She probably had a big sandwich.
Starting point is 00:20:13 They always do that. Oh, she's pregnant. They look pregnant. How is the story? I don't know. I got it today. Is it old? They already did.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Is it already in the news? No, no, because she just got hit by a card. Did you hear about that? I did hear about that, but it doesn't mention that. She got like black eye and everything. Wow, she got a what? She got a black eye. Oh, I think she got a black.
Starting point is 00:20:33 No, a black eye. Yeah, I think she got a black guy. She might have got a black eye and a black eye. They're using her ward up. She's probably just wearing a big baggy sweater because she's uncomfortable because she got in a car accident. But anyway, those are the pregnancy rumors you look fat one day because you know women, you don't know this because you're not a woman. But like, literally, there's a few times a month or a month or a month or a month or
Starting point is 00:20:51 a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month or a month I saw some people know and they go, dude, you look fucked up. And I go like, I know, I do. I look really bad right now. Yeah, your voice is different. My voice is different. I, uh, do you smoke cigarettes or something? No, I just went. I'd just been up the entire time.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Right, even sucked it. No, you can't stay here. Really? You just woke up. You had to go to work this morning. Did you have your first day out? No, I went to the party. I went home for a minute, took a shower. It went straight to work. And then I've been working ever since. That is freaking crazy. So I've been up like more than 24. Dude, what you're pulling? You're good. You're here. That's what I do. That's what I do.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Girl, I'm not sure you do. I adore you. Okay, Justin Timberlake and Mielecunus denies sexting each other. I think someone denies something, you something you know they didn't apparently there was these did you hear this new photo yeah you got a hack there was no new food photos of me look who knows but she there is fortunately yeah unfortunately but there was her phone got hacked there was some there was two pictures or of Justin one he was laying on a bed with a shirt off the second that he there was a picture of him with honor on his head. On his head.
Starting point is 00:22:06 And then there was some random guy that they can't identify that his, they were showing his junk, his weiner. So, yeah. But the person who hacked the phone said they didn't release text messages between Justin Timberlake and Meal Akunis. So, apparently they're saying they hooked up when they're making friends with benefits movie. That shows they're saying this is proof that they hooked up. I would do.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Dude, I would have got one and we'd be set totally. Yeah, who wouldn't? That'd be hot. I love it so hot. Okay, so that's some news and then you. What? How do you like chicks just become like the it girl for a little while? I don't understand. I don't know how that happens because there's so many beautiful women.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, I'm like this. Like me and Guna, she doesn't look any different than she did before. She looks the same. But it takes a while to build your fame and your stardom and all that stuff. Yeah, she's always been hot. I thought she was so hot when I saw her in a serial martial, the movie for getting serial martial. I thought, oh my God, she's going to be a star. Like I could tell. I thought she was so hot when I saw her in Sarah Marshall, the movie for getting Sarah Marshall. I thought, oh my god, she's going to be a star.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Like I could tell, I thought she was beautiful. But I remember seeing her much before. I know she was in that 70s show or something. Oh my god, look at me. Look at me. Wow, how do you know this information? I do not know. I do not know.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I know some things that I can't even explain. It's just from the ether. Yeah, so we should call our guests. And if you would, let's do a few emails first and then we're going to call our guest Ms. Liz Fountax operator. Hi Emily and Menace, so recently my boyfriend and I were on the phone discussing our insecurities. That's always a fun conversation. I expressed some things about my body that bothered me and made me feel much better about them. So in turn, I asked him about his insecurities and I wasn't too sure if men even had insecurities. To my surprise, he has one and it's his long balls.
Starting point is 00:23:52 My boyfriend is 31 years old and he says he thinks that older he gets a longer they're getting. I haven't really noticed a length of them because if I'm giving them attention, he's laying down. So maybe men can answer this question. Do men's balls grow longer than the older, grow longer the older they get? Yes, maybe you can just discuss this on the next show, Female Ejaculation. Because to my astonishment, I did this last time we sex and he was so turned on, but I've no clue how I did it. Thanks, Michelle. Thanks, Michelle. You just peed on them. That's what happened. No, you did not pee on them. We talked a lot about female
Starting point is 00:24:21 ejaculation yesterday, which I'll get into too. So it is true that they say that men's balls do drop as they get older, so they might seem like they're coming longer. How are your balls doing, Menace? My balls hang so low that they come out my pants, and then they drag on the pavement. But it's true when men get older, they that gravity because like women breasts drop when they get older that men's balls tend to drop. Yeah, my balls really haven't dropped. They're still up in my stomach.
Starting point is 00:24:53 But I do hear this, you know, the saying that older you get the longer balls. Yeah, but that's in securities and secure about it. I would never even know. Why would you be in secure balls? Longn secure long ball short balls round balls who cares balls are balls that girls like i want to tell you what goes like you can tell me what girls like yeah you tell me what girls like
Starting point is 00:25:15 mr. mr guy that's worrying about his balls hanging too low that ladies kind of like it when they the balls kind of slap in certain areas exactly i was just a that he was on that level and uh... that's when you're having sex with the woman your balls can hit her clitoris uh... you're having sex missionary style
Starting point is 00:25:35 or any style doggy style and those balls hit her in a really good place yeah totally in fills up amazing so your long balls are awesome, and hail to the long balls. So I think that's cool they discussed their insecurities, and she said that she expressed her insecurities, and she felt better about it. So I think couples should maybe have that conversation. Embrace your balls, man.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Embrace your balls, whatever. I wonder what she was insecure about. What I'm curious about. And then she wants to talk about female ejaculation. Yes, it exists. There is some distance about it in the sex world that it doesn't really exist, but it does come from the G-spot. It does when you put pressure on the G-spot.
Starting point is 00:26:10 It's the re-rethra. It is not urine that comes out. It truly is female ejaculation. And what else can I say about it? I have to say that you, it's all starts the G-spot. And if you a great way to start exploring it, it sounds like you already did do it. You already, but it is for him to use his fingers on the G-Spot and if you look a great way to start exploring it, it sounds like you already did do it. You already, it is for him to use his fingers on your G-Spot with lube.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Have him use lots of lube on his fingers and see how it feels. It might feel like you want to urinate, but you don't, and then you might ejaculate. But it takes a while, it takes practice, but they say there's studies that say anyone can learn to ejaculate. How is about it? How is about that? Study really hard. Right. Practice. Okay. Oh, and this is funny. How's about it? How's about that? Study really hard.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Practice. Okay. Oh, and this is funny. This is another one. This is totally these both came in and I'm serious in the same day. Okay. Right next to each other. Emily, I recently discovered a benefit to low hanging balls.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Oh, really? They are really hot. Now that my husband is approaching 58, they are hanging lower. When he takes me from behind, they swing up and lightly smack my vulva. Oh my god, approaching 58, they're hanging lower. When he takes me from behind, they swing up and lightly smack my vulva. Oh my God. I didn't even breathe this yet. Who knew? The new former stimulation feels great. No name was given on this. That is hilarious. I didn't even see that these were drugs to pose right after the next. I love my life. I love and things work. So yeah, low balls, no problem. Embrace. Embrace
Starting point is 00:27:23 the low balls. Time up. Do something. Time and a bow. Make it next time. Make it next time. Do what? I think, no, we got a few more minutes. Okay. Emily and Menace. I'm a diehard fan and look forward every week to listen to your show. Oh, I thank you. I have a problem. About a year ago, I told this woman, a color Sierra, about my feelings for her. She was beautiful and intelligent, the kind of person who really doesn't exist anywhere. However, she felt that her current situation was bound for disaster and she didn't want me to get dragged in. I would have gladly stood by her, but I respected her wishes nonetheless.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I was at a certain point, which I didn't, I wasn't sure I was over her, but I think I was close and I began dating another woman, Aklar Rachel. She too was beautiful and we are in a wonderful relationship. However, as long as I've been in this relationship almost a year I've thought about Sierra on and off. Not in a sexual way just a kind of what if and well maybe after this relationship kind of way. Just yesterday I got an email from her saying that she missed the things I did and that she didn't know if I was still with Rachel. She wants me to talk. She wants she says she wants me to talk to her
Starting point is 00:28:24 more often so we can share secrets like we used to. I don't want to burn bridges with anyone, but you know I've really been put between Iraq and the hard place. Thanks for your help, that guy. Don't do it. Don't do it. Listen to your thing. You're in a good relationship right now with Rachel. Sierra has something in the past. You made a decision to move on, and of course we're always going to think about our axes. That's just things floating our head. And it doesn't have to be this actual way. I agree.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I think about my axes who are more doing, oh, I wonder now if that would have worked. I mean, I don't like more, not regret anything. I really always say I don't have any regrets about any relationships because I think you learn from all of them. I think you learned your lessons with Sierra. You had a good time.
Starting point is 00:29:00 But if you really are in love with this Rachel, we always tend to look back and you would think that one of my mistakes, but I would just stick move forward with Rachel and I would say that it would also be unfair to Rachel for you to start opening up this relationship with Sierra again and start changing your secrets. It's a form of cheating, emotional cheating,
Starting point is 00:29:15 and I don't think it's cool. And I would just say it's hard as it is because we always like that. A lot of people, including myself, like that stimulation from a lot of different people and it feels good to be intimate with this one, intimate with that one. But ultimately, if you wanted to do the healthy right thing, I would just shut down Sierra and keep on with Rachel, unless you think that Rachel and you aren't working out, then
Starting point is 00:29:33 you're free to go back to Sierra. Yeah. Agreed? Totally agree. I swear. Okay, good. I be instantly after you read that, I said, don't do it. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I know. You said it, and succinctlyly and I took a lot longer to say it. Let's call our guests because I'm really excited to phone her up. Let me grab the number. Find the number. OK, here is the number. It's the second line there. We are calling Miss Liz.
Starting point is 00:30:00 She's a phone text operator. She's specialized in fetishes. She's awesome. And we're're gonna get into How to top dirty like basics like I want phone sex 101 from her although she's a professional She's been doing it since 1991. She's been doing phone sex. She's got a really successful operation and You can follow her on Twitter and all that stuff. That's how we met virtually and
Starting point is 00:30:22 her That's find her. Keep going. Okay, she's been doing phone sex and she was 19 and she is her website is bbwlizphonesex.com bbwlizphonesex.com We're supposed to call her certain time. Well I think no was told we'll call her back because I think she was told 145. Okay. But I thought we'd get it.
Starting point is 00:30:54 I think she was told like 140 so we'll talk try it back in a few minutes. Okay. So I'll read another email. Perfect. Okay. So, when I listen to your show, dear Emily, when I listen to your show, it dredges up failures of relationships past. No, we don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:31:11 And sometimes I get really bummed out. However, I appreciate your upbeat attitude and playful banter with menace. You always say that you have no regrets. I think that's important. It makes it more practical and less painful if you're not carrying in baggage from previous relationships into new ones.
Starting point is 00:31:29 David. Ah, David, that's sweet. I know what you mean. I just believe, like I said, I'll say it again, and you quote me in that, that I don't believe, I don't look at relationships as failures at all. I believe that we are in every relationship for a reason. This is not some kind of like ethereal,
Starting point is 00:31:45 like I live in Northern California, and everything happens for a reason, man. But I really believe that you do learn from every relationship, hopefully. Oh, she's coming back. Okay, cool. Sorry about that. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Okay, we're going to get into misles. But thanks David for your email. I totally appreciate it. And I'm glad the show can be inspiring to you. Hello. Hello. I think she hung out. Hello.
Starting point is 00:32:04 We'll call her back. Okay, we're calling misles. Hello. I think she hung up. We'll call her back. Okay. We're calling miss Liz. Oh God, I don't know why automatically calls Some other dude. Yeah, how do I get them off our list? All right, let's try this again Connecting connecting with miss Liz phone text operator How do you get to be a phone text operator? Do not do not audition. I would be good at it, because I have to unphone sir.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I have had good phone text. What do you want? Oh, this is not speaking. Hi. Is this Miss Liz? Is this Miss Liz? Hello? Hello.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I can hear you. Is this Miss Liz? I can hear you. How about now? Can you hear us now? Yeah. Okay. Is this Miss Liz? Miss Liz? Liz? Yeah. Okay, sorry. It's a go number. Did you dial night? Okay. Let me see it. Let me look at it again. Menace is a little tired, so maybe that was it. Let's try it again.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Okay, we'll try again. Did you dial the wrong number? It says 9. Right. It says 9-8. And in the Bay Area, there's a 9-25. Oh, you did! Good. Good. It's a little older woman just called into a section that's hilarious
Starting point is 00:33:30 hello I can't hear you I'm most excited to talk to Miss Lizbeth though is like we get a lot of to call we get a lot of emails from people asking like how do you start phone sex like how do you do it? And it's a fetish thing. It's cool. Sorry about that people. BEEP Hello. Hi. Is this Liz? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Can you hear me? I can barely hear you. Okay, I'm so sorry about that. I heard the little old lady. hilarious! Oh my god. Is this better? I can barely hear you.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Would it be better for me to turn mine? I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. hilarious. Oh my god. Is this better? I can I can barely hear you would it be better for me to turn my sound up on my computer? Yeah, or to turn off our computer right men? No, no, that's not the way to turn up the volume on the phone that you're on right now. I can't hear you very well at all. I know you can hear me, right?
Starting point is 00:34:26 We hear you fine and you do have a sexy voice. Hold on, once again. How about that? Is that better? Not change-in. I'm so sorry about the technical problem. Oh, it's okay. We'll figure it out real quick. I have the levels levels little too high then it should be right now uh... i call it have we i'm still not not able to hear anything from you guys okay hold on one second
Starting point is 00:34:57 we'll get it all right hold on hold on miss liars we will be with you in one moment. How about that? That's a little better. I guess we'll go ahead and give it back. Let's get started. Is it? Am I really high though? Yeah, this is going to be too loud on our recording. Should I move my...
Starting point is 00:35:19 Okay. Okay. I don't know. It should be, try that. How about there? How about that? It's not changing anything. It's not. What do you think this could be? Menace. Everything is turned out really loud.
Starting point is 00:35:39 How about this, the computer volume? The computer volume was up. Is it up by the way? Yeah, I'm trying to think. I can't believe I'm trying to help you with that. Man, all the audio settings. Sorry everybody, I hate when this happens. I know, this is like the Bayon of Mason's medicines.
Starting point is 00:36:00 I'm going to say that the air is for the Bayon of my existence. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you want to go to the office and get some rest. If you want to go ahead and give it a shot, I can hear Emily a little bit better than I can. Really? Right up on the microphone right now. Tell me about yourself and what you're in your business? Well, I am 38 years old and I've been doing phone sex since I was 19.
Starting point is 00:36:28 It was my very first job. Two weeks out of high school, I saw an ad in the paper for phone actresses. And I went ahead and I knew what it was. I knew that it was going to be phone sex. I answered the ad, went through the interview, and basically they just told everybody, this group interview, what it was. And I'd say 80% of the women got up and left.
Starting point is 00:36:53 As soon as we were told, we'd be talking about sex. And I loved it. I loved it. I realized that I had a nap. Right, right. What turns people on? In 19. I've ever said. I really a map. Right, right. What turned people on? In 19. I'm not saying it ever since.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I really enjoy it. That's amazing. So at 19 you knew what turned people on. What turned people on? So at 19 you knew what turned men on. When I was 19, I started to get blessed. When you were 19 you knew what turned men on. I had to figure out what turned men on just by trial and error,
Starting point is 00:37:32 because I was honestly very, very virginal. Right. I'm sure. And this was before the web. I couldn't, it wasn't like some guy could call me and say, I want you to do sounding with me forever. Right. Or some weird BDSM thing.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I couldn't go to the web and look it up. I had to just come up with something on the fly. Right. And I had to learn trial by fire. So what have you learned? So what would you say, who's telling about your typical clientele? Excuse me? Your typical clientele.
Starting point is 00:38:06 My typical clientele are men that have fetishes that they probably would never feel comfortable talking to somebody else about. You're their cross-dressers. I talk to a lot of cross-dressers who consider themselves to be CISIs. A lot of my STEM DOM clients say they're married and they're not comfortable talking to their wives about it. Especially the cross-dresser clients, they tell me that if their wife know they don't want to have anything to do with it. They're like, you go do whatever you want to do. I don't want to have anything
Starting point is 00:38:42 to know anything about it. Most of my clients are guys that they have these bizarre fetishes that sort of consume their sexual imagination and they want to just release that tension. Right, right. I do a lot of fendom. I have a lot of clients that are into giant test role play where they want me to be 50, 100 feet tall. And for those guys, the sex act is between a huge foot and their whole body.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Wow. I do robot role play. I do monsters, aliens, all kinds of things. It's just... How would you do a monster voice? How would you do a monster voice? Usually the monster guys, they just want me to be like a a siren or a succubus or some kind of creature that's going to just absolutely overwhelm them. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:45 What do you think that is? Where does that stem from? All about the monstrous part, the monstrous part is about having a woman who's absolutely aggressive with no hesitation. Right. And that's what's behind it for the monster guys. They don't really want the voice. The robot guys, they want to hear the voice.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Okay. So you do a robot voice. I am a sex robot. I am programmed for pleasure. Wow. That kind of thing. That is amazing. A lot of them are turned on by robots. They are malfunctioning.
Starting point is 00:40:18 They want to hear me talk about, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, about, oh, master, I am experiencing malfunction. That's a lot of fun for me to do. That is so fun. You do have a great voice. Obviously. Let's talk about, okay, we're going to get into more of the stuff that you do, your clients, because we have some questions here about fetishes and stuff. But I want to know, what about someone just starting out? Like, phone sex 101, right?
Starting point is 00:40:46 We get a lot of emails from people that like, I'm in a long distance relationship or I would just like to start phone sex. And I just want to ask you real quickly, are you hearing me better now? I can hear you, it's not any better, but I can't hear you. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:40:57 So, tell me, what would you, how would you say you'd start with phone sex? Let's say you're a guy and you want to start having phone sex with someone. Or a woman, it doesn't matter. Like a couple that want to have a phone sex. Let's say you're a guy and you want to start having phone sex with someone. Or a woman, it doesn't matter. A couple. Let's say there's a couple and they've been together. Yeah, exactly. To enhance their relationship, maybe they're a long distance. To listen to each other. And for just rate, romantic sex, a lot of it for men being so visual. A lot of it on the woman's part is going to be just description. If you're good at describing, that's 50% of it right there.
Starting point is 00:41:36 The other 50% went in doubt, moan. When you've gotten to a point where you don't know what to say next, just moan. Oh, okay. There's a lot of straight callers. All they want me to do, and I've very rarely talked to straight callers, but normally they just want to hear a woman moan and they want to hear a woman get off. Wow. That's another big thing. Okay. Guy, who's on the phone, he wants to hear his partner absolutely in the throat of
Starting point is 00:42:08 ecstasy. They love moaning. Really, just listen to what he's talking about. Follow his lead a little bit and then when you don't know what to do next, just, oh that feels so good. That's amazing. And and then what about so you say the women men are very visual and they want a lot of description from the women and the men are just want moans but they also want description to right i mean they women what about the women what do you think the women want they want to be told that the guy loves them are there
Starting point is 00:42:41 they're hot i don't know what do you think you know what women would want to hear from the guy? I think I don't really... I don't know. In all this time, I've never really looked at it from that point of view. But I guess it would just... For the guy, I wonder how gorgeous she is. I haven't done much.
Starting point is 00:43:00 She turns you on. Exactly. All the things that you wish that you were there to be touching, to be looking at, or to be enjoying about her. I totally agree. She doesn't want the porn star stuff about that. Yeah, I take it, baby. You like that.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Who's your daddy? No. No, she doesn't want exactly. Admired. Exactly. You'll work on that. Yes, exactly. I think that would work for a guy.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Yeah, I think so too. You do phone checks with his partner. Yeah, okay. That's just some good tips because a lot of you will just say don't get it. They don't want to do it. They're scared. I can't hear you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:38 I'm not going to see you. I can't hear you. Okay. I'm not going to see you. Can you hear me now? He's playing with the butter. Oh, no, it's probably our follow. No?
Starting point is 00:43:50 We're just good. Can you hear me now? She can't hear me. I can hear you a little bit. Okay, great. Okay, so what are some of your limits and your taboo topics? What are the things that you won't go for? I prefer not to have anything to do with age play, under age role play. None of that.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Part of it is because the platform that I use doesn't allow it. There are certain topics like that, there's taboo, but I'm just as happy to go along with that because I, that makes me uncomfortable. And I enjoy what I do. I don't talk about these taboo topics because they are uncomfortable forming that gives them a bad call. That gives my caller a call that is not as enjoyable. Yeah, I got it.
Starting point is 00:44:43 You got to be into it. All the weirdness in the system. I got it. You got to be into it. I know. Tell me about some of the strange things. Tom, can you tell me about some of those strange things that we would surprise us perhaps? Like what? Like some of the strange calls you get. Just some of the most bizarre, yeah. I have had some very, very, very strange goals. I had a caller who started out fairly normal. He wanted to do weight gain, which was he wanted me to be gaining a lot of weight. Okay. And as our calls went on, he kept adding more things.
Starting point is 00:45:18 First, it was weight gain. Then he added that he wanted me to be having an orgasm every time I ate, which I'm stuffing my face with cheeseburgers and pretending to be, you know, this inflated huge right. Then he wanted me to be smoking cigarettes, that he added farting because I was smoking cigarettes and taking an air. Then he added in lactation and then he added in that I was turning into a werewolf as all of this is happening oh my god and having to pretend on the phone to be a woman the size of the king a queen size that who's stuffing her face with cheeseburgers moaning or gasically
Starting point is 00:45:55 that's the fact that farting blowing milk around the room and turning into a werewolf howl there is something for everyone oh my, you must get a new one doing it for so long. My other favorite was a guy that he had a cannibalism fetish.
Starting point is 00:46:10 He wanted to be eaten. And when he first contacted me, he asked me to do a custom video where I butchered a rabbit, which I told him, no, I will not do that. Then he said, OK, you buy a freshly butchered rabbit, roast it, and then eat it, wearing an evening gown and upper gloves. He wanted me to just eat it like a savage, just ripping it with my teeth and grease, flying everywhere. And the point of
Starting point is 00:46:38 it was the rabbit was him. And we never worked out that I would do the video because I told him, if I'm going to buy an evening gown, you're paying for it. I'll never be able to wear this again. Exactly. Oh my God. So they just... Some of my colors just have such weird fantasies that they're shocked that I can understand. And you just go there. I'm not sure after all this time. You can just go there with them. You just know that you can navigate. You can almost probably tell from the first few minutes they're talking to you. Can you tell us about this?
Starting point is 00:47:09 I know this is so fetish 101 and you're probably going to even, you know, we should know more about this. But we do, we get a lot of emails about the foot fetish. So why the foot fetish? Why so prevalent? I think it has to do with, and don't quote me on this. I will not. I have read that the area of the brain that's involved with sexual arousal is closely tied to the area of the brain
Starting point is 00:47:35 where foot sensation. Oh, okay. And it may be that there's some kind of crossing there. For other guys, it may be that they had some kind of split-related incident happen to them at the moment, or the point that they were building their sexual abilities. Right. A lot of it goes back to when people are young, right? And they were, what was that? A lot of things go back to when people were young and develop, a lot of fetishes go back to when people were young. Very flexible, very permeable time in your life when you're figuring out who you are as a human being.
Starting point is 00:48:13 A lot of things can influence in the weirdest ways. I myself enjoy doing the alien calls because of have that as a personal king. I feel like that comes from watching sci-fi movies when I was at age. Right. So you can just go, oh my god, you're like a man's fantasy. Talk about the sissy phone sex fetishes in kink. That's something kind of... Sorry, I can't hear you though. Okay, can you talk about... can you hear me now? Not when you talk lower. can you hear me now?
Starting point is 00:48:45 Not when you talk lower, I talk. Can you hear me now? Yeah, I can hear you. Go ahead. Okay, what about the Sissy phone fetishes and kinks? The what? The Sissy? Your, I don't know, Sissy?
Starting point is 00:48:58 Oh, the Sissy. Yes. Oh, I love Sissy. Okay, tell me about that. There are a lot of men that they want to cross-dress, and they find it more psychologically comfortable to do it in a femdom context. I know. Because then it's not their choice.
Starting point is 00:49:17 What do you mean by femdom for people who don't know? Oh, a female domination. Right. Oh, like a dominatrix. Right. That's a... that want to be dominated by a woman. Right. Okay. I'm just like that point. For them, it's more psychologically comfortable to have a woman forcing them to do this. Okay. And they can relax and enjoy it. And so how does it work? Do they call, like, is there like something a form they have to fill out beforehand or do you just go with it without? No, they just call me and usually I have to figure it out on the fly and I just question them about what they're into and being a dominatrix on the phone makes that
Starting point is 00:50:06 a little bit easier because I can command them. Right. Basically, do you get to answer my questions? Right. Do you get to answer my questions? I have enough experience over the years that based on which of my lines they call female domination, the sissy line, whichever. I've already got a pretty good idea of what they're looking for.
Starting point is 00:50:28 And with a couple of questions at the right point, I can usually figure out what they're after without really having to do a lot of questioning. You're like one of those people who can recognize a song within a few bars. I'm sure you can like the guy calls you and you're like, Yeah, I think that's the profile. Yeah, for real, I can see that. He would be doing it for so long. Yeah, the way I visualize it is I kind of have a flow chart in my head. And I'm trying to stay two or three branches ahead of the caller.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Right. You know, I'm listening to their voice, I'm listening to their breathing, I'm listening to what they're saying, and what they're not. And I'm making my next choice. It's what to do based on my experience with other callers like them, my experience with them themselves, if they're a regular, and how I feel that they want to go today. And it's a lot of fun. It seems like a lot of fun and you get to do it from your home, right? Yeah, and I'm doing this in bed with my laptop,
Starting point is 00:51:25 propped up on pillows. I love it. Do you get turned on? Do you get turned on? I really know, because I am so busy mentally trying to keep ahead of them. Remember what I've talked to them before about, because some of them have long ongoing stories that we're doing. I'm too busy really. Right. And the the colors that I do get turned on are very few and far in between and they're usually
Starting point is 00:51:54 the ones that they call for the same kind of thing I'm into, which is the alien roleplay. Alien roleplay. That kind of thing. Okay, so they want you to be, they want you to be the alien that abducts them. I couldn't hear you. they want you to be the alien that abducts them. They want you to be the alien that abducts them. Yes. They want me to be the alien that forces them sexually to give in and surrender. I have a couple of alien roleplay callers that one of them is in Paniehoes.
Starting point is 00:52:28 So all of his aliens take over the universe through Paniehoes. And another one has a fixation on pre-hemple hair. Oh my god. Because if aliens have hair tentacles that they use to take over mankind, it's always a lot of fun. I'm sure. Have you ever had something that you were just like you couldn't do? That I couldn't do?
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yeah, it was someone ever like you just like I can't go there. I guess those are your taboo's. The guys that call in and they want to talk about stuff. They want to talk about me killing them. All right. They want to talk about me killing other people. I'm not comfortable with that. Okay. them, they want to talk about me killing other people, I'm not comfortable with that. It makes me seriously uncomfortable because some thumb dom callers want to go that far.
Starting point is 00:53:15 They want me to order them to do things that will actually hurt or kill them. Those are the cases where I can't be on board with it. I can't be on board with it. I'm sorry, I can't do that. Right, exactly. I understand that. Can you talk about the psychology behind some of the fem dons that call in like the basic psychology? I find it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I find is partly because sexual roles have changed in our society. A lot of times I find that men subconsciously, they live in a world where they're now subordinate to women in a lot of different areas there. Their wife, maybe the one that runs things, they may have a female boss or female superiors of some time and they have the submissive side to them that they're trying to figure out a way to release that need to be submissive, that falls into this female dominant male submissive sort of set of roles.
Starting point is 00:54:20 And that's the majority of your clientele, right? Excuse me? And that would be the majority of your clientele, right? That would be the majority of your clientele. Yes. The majority there, they're very interested in dominant women. For some of them, I represent a woman who's even more dominant and usual because I'm big. Right, yeah, let's talk about that. The people who are fascinated with the BBW. So your website, and we'll have this on our website, the people wanna check you out,
Starting point is 00:54:45 but it's BBWLizPhoneSex.com. Yes. So talk about the BBW. The big beautiful woman? Yes. The people with... Yeah, I enjoy being, I enjoy my size and my colors. I never get anything but the most positive reinforcement possible from
Starting point is 00:55:07 my callers. And the thing that they tell me, they love the most about me being a BBW. When they look at my pictures, they want two things. They want to see that great big butt of mine. Remember earlier in the show, you were like, I like big butts, they do. And they like my confidence. They like the fact that I look like I like who I am. Yeah, I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:55:29 That's amazing. That's what men want to see. Women are so insecure. And I think that you're a great role model for women. That you are so confident with who you are. And you've made a living out of it, too. So they just, they want to see a woman who is completely in control of herself. Right. The confidence is control of herself. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:45 And the confidence is part of that. Yeah. I find it very, very erotic in a way that makes them want to bow down to it. When you're doing great work for the men out there, I totally appreciate it. Thank you so much for calling in. I'm sorry about the technical stuff, but we will... It's so nice to be connected with you. I have to let them back someday. Oh, yeah, first question. I can yeah, first one. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I'm sorry about that, but we will, we'll post this show and we will, we'll be in touch, but thank you so much for sharing all this and have a great, have a great weekend. Happy phone sexing. Thanks for the advice. Okay. Talk to you soon. Bye, Miss Liz. Bye.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Sorry about that. I have no idea. Cause we've made plenty calls from here. Yeah, and there's no problem. Bye Sorry about that. I have no idea Because we made plenty calls from here. Yeah, and it was no problem. I checked every single employer. I know you did honey. She was We could we could totally hear her find the levels. I was blowing out your levels to just so she could hear you You're a little bit better, but don't know anyway. We got a girl. That's okay. Thanks miss Liz so much I really would like to have her on the show again, because I have so many questions. I just want to confuse her.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Let's have her call in again. Ms. Liz, you're calling in again. We'll set it up with you. Thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Only Happy Free Friday. Was it good for you? Email me feedback at sexwithamely.com.

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