Sex With Emily - Episode 326 - Sex Bucket List

Episode Date: November 1, 2011

Emily talks Halloween nights and going home to Michigan for Thanksgiving, and Menace hooks up Emily's intern in Las Vegas. Emily and Menace compare what’s on their sex bucket list and discuss the most fun places to have quickies. A man confuses a donkey with a prostitute, semen strips, female ejaculation, why porn might cause erectile dysfunction, accidental nymphos, dating on demand, female ejaculation, should a guy ask to borrow money on a date?, a caller tests out Tenga male masturbation toys, and Emily and Menace compare what's on their sexual bucket lists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because, uh, my man, he here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kinda cute. The girls got a hair standard. Oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, Emily? What do you mean, like, laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You think she's got a cute? The girls got a hair standard. Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, Moly? What do you mean, like, laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god.

I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com where you can get our polls, our podcasts, our pictures. I like the old iteration.

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newspaper. Yes, it is. It is. It is. Today's show. We will be talking about a few things. Sex. today's show, we will be talking about a few things. Sex. Oh my God, totally. There are our sex bucket list. You want to sex bucket list is the things that you want to try before you do what? Can I just give away one for a man? Three some. Boom.

Top list number one. Okay, it's in there. It's actually a book called The Naughty Bucket List and we're going off that. We're going to talk about what's on your bucket list and how you can achieve it We also have a wonderful guy who is willing who is willing because menace wouldn't do it He agreed to try out all the tanga masterbation sleeves and He there's five different ones. I think I know who this is you don't even have to tell me you demon tell me Okay, I think I know who you I don't think you know you don't know have to tell me you demon tell me. Okay. I think I know who you know. I don't think you know

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and we've got a lot going on. That's our day, so far. Man. It's already a long day. It's already? I agree. How about you? Oh my God, I'm really dead.

I'm sorry. When we saw the show. Well, we were having some issues with our whole puncher. So stop the show for a whole puncher. Well, we had to get everything punched and put it in my binder. And then we just had a lot going on. So, um, but I'm here. What did you do yesterday?

Yesterday, I, um, I went. I worked pretty late. I was at the office till like nine. And then I went to meet some, oh, there's Halloween. So then I went to meet some friends in Petrero Hill, which is really cool. They were heading to San Francisco and there was tons of people outside,

like old kids, big kids, everyone in their costumes, and then we ate some sushi and watched all the people, and it was really fun. But I did not dress up, and I feel kind of sad about it, because I missed it. I didn't dress up either. I went to that party that I was supposed to go do work. I went for a half hour. Oh my god That's record timing for you. Why you just you were done. I was a stun. We took you winky. I wasn't tinky winky

You weren't even tinky winky. I walked in Said what's up to a couple people took a bunch of photos put them up on my blog Went home went to sleep. I was in bed by eight o'clock I feel bad because Halloween is like this national holiday in December. It's like the holiday in September celebrating it all week. I know. But I was in New York, so I missed all the main celebration. So yeah, I have to say that next year, I'm going to bring it hard this year. I sort of failed on the

Halloween. But I did get to check out everyone. Everyone, I mean, the city goes off like adults and kids were just like roaming the streets and it was fun. I did book a book a trip to Vegas though. Why? For Thanksgiving. Oh that sounds nice in homey. It is. Why? Because I have this hotel these hotel rooms that I need to use up before the end of the year. Who are you going with? And no one. Shut the fuck up. Who are you going with? Which girl? This is a friend of mine. Don't even worry about it. A friend that we mean worry. Are you going to bone her there? You don't bring a friend to Vegas.

Yeah, you don't. You don't. I'll give you more details when it happens. Yeah. Okay. But I'm going to Vegas for Thanksgiving. For how Thanksgiving because I like to give it excuse for how long just two days. Oh, okay. I You know me because my family's divorced. I know They're separated all over the country. I'm like look. I've been telling them for years Let's go to like Las Vegas and meet up right and have a good time They don't want to do it. You know what, stay in freaking Idaho and Washington in the freaking snow.

So what the hell is happening in Vegas over Thanksgiving now? What's, it's 24 hours. I don't know, it's another one in Turkey. Seven days a week. You're right, you're right. It's like Disneyland. You know what I had last year for my Thanksgiving dinner?

What? Sushi. And it was delicious. Yeah, you're right. Thanksgiving's overrated But for me for a lot of people it's my it's my family's big holiday. We all go home for Thanksgiving So I'm going home to Michigan. Oh But I do enjoy the big Turkey family sit down, but it's just my family's just so spread out and they're not I know it's hard

It's hard. I got the divorce thing too But this is like what my family does. We all get together for Thanksgiving. So I'm gonna be gone for almost a week. It sucks though, because you're like, can you just like for one day Thanksgiving, can you all just stop being assholes? Your family? Yeah, and just hang out and it's easy.

Like why can't we all get along? Yeah. Yeah, well my family, we get along. We have a lot of fun together. We go around the table and say what we're saying for four. I wanna go one year to your Thanksgiving come this year I already booked for Vegas with some horror you already you already I brought this up many times I wanted to go and now you're saying oh come because

I already booked my trip to Vegas. That's why I'm jealous that you're going with some girl to Vegas, I think it's getting fun I dude I hooked up the I hooked up the intern. She just I know Look how cute she is I didn't get to hear about it. Can we get her on the mic and share some stories Yeah, she was sharing some pretty interesting stuff. Do you want any Laura? Yeah, I have a I have a buddy I have a buddy in Las Vegas, and he's like the man like everyone It was watching check out my doorbell intern Lauren who just turned 21 and went to Vegas. They grabbed the microphone.

Grab the mic. You're gonna have to stand. You don't mind. Okay. I have a buddy in Vegas that like works with all nightclubs. So anytime, any of my friends are going to Vegas. I tell them, talk to this guy. Oh, okay.

So it's your 21st birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. How'd it go? It went really well. It was so much fun. It was exactly like it should have been. Tell me some highlights. We basically gone to every club without waiting in line without paying. I probably spent a hundred dollars the whole time. Oh my God. Way see it must be so nice being a chick. Oh yeah. How chicks. A little bit closer. Yeah, it was on like taxis doing food. Right.

Which we really didn't pay for because we ended up like finding these guys and they ended up paying for it. Oh, that's awesome. That's what we do. We find the guys. So did you meet any guys? No, they were all like 35. Yeah, but it's cool.

They can pay for all your meals and all your drinks. That's fine. Totally. Cold diggers. God. No, we're just hot chicks who get stuff paid for oh How do you'll never be a hot chick and then just you don't know what it's like so okay? What was the highlight? Previous line ever at Drake's birthday party at towel, which we got into after one o'clock in the morning too

Which I guess the doors closed, but He comes up to me and he's like you think I haven't been watching you, but I have. Oh, creepy. It was so creepy. I was like, okay, and he's like, well, we're leaving right now, so if you want our table, and they were just pouring as gray goose, like it was our table that we paid for. Oh my God, well, that's nice.

Yeah, it was really nice. But it was a creepy line, but you're like, you're creepy, but I'll drink your vodka. Yeah, I was like, I could go to the the table But I'm like five feet away from Drake That's funny free alcohol free alcohol's good. So what I be women love Drizzy Drake Do you know you don't know who Drake women love Drake? Women love Drake who isn't he's a singer actor. Oh cool. He's mostly rapper. Yeah, I would say rap. He was undergrassy Yeah, I would say it was on the grassy. Yeah, yeah, got it

So did you be so most guys were older? It is kind of an older thing in Vegas his entourage was there and this guy had this like the dazzle Necklace and you know that it was all real. Do you think that do you think that's hot though? No? No, like goddy. Yeah, but guys they will rock that don't but dazzle. Yeah, they all they wear like But guys they will rock that don't bedazzle. Yeah, they all they'll wear like $300,000 dollar chains, but I always thought do women even think that's attractive I mean the gold diggers the gold diggers must it like brings them in it's a real like diamonds It's real. It is real. No, I don't find that attractive But I like little Wayne wears like probably like two million dollars worth of Jolly moly time wow no, did you find it find it attractive no but if I was a gold digger

I'd be like target right there right exactly be like this can be one of those necklaces please so you're 21 now How does it feel oh? Make out with one of your friends and Vegas My friend like we were like dancing and we needed to play just like, oh no. Oh, what do you guys around love, dude? But you know. Oh my god, you're so hot.

So of course, so you made out with your friend. Had you ever made out with her before? Oh, we didn't make out, but. Oh, you just kissed. Yeah. You packed. That's good. You gotta do it.

What apps? Who doesn't do that? That's so fun. So, and you're 21 now and you can drink finally. I keep trying to take the interns out to drinks and I'm like, Lauren's like, I can't go, but now she can. Yeah, so exciting. So much wine in your life will be coming soon. I know. It's gonna be awesome. Thank you so much. You look wine last night. She's like, um, do you want to come watch like,

focus focus with me? Because I was taking it. I was like, not really. Just like, I'll bring the wine. And then you're like, I'll be there. Oh, it's exciting. I'm trying to remember back to how exciting that was. I remember it was exciting turn. Oh, today's Tuesday, right? Yeah. Guess what I ordered.

What? Did I tell you yesterday? No, maybe. I specially ordered Justin Timberlake's DeKilla, the 901. Oh, you did? Yeah. For what?

Cause it's so hard to buy it. in the San Francisco. It's like not available There was one liquor store that was listed on their website and I went there to go buy it And they didn't even know what the hell I was talking about. Oh my god. You're well just came out right no It's been out for a couple years. Okay, so whatever I don't know what I went you ordered online. No, I went to you a special Oh the one place I have Yeah, can I have some? Ah, maybe, yeah. I want some tequila. I want to make you that special drink again, but I can't remember how I did it.

Which one? That's a good beer. That's good. I remember how to make it. Okay, good. We're going to do that again. We need to drink more. Especially with Lauren being 21 now.

I know. Well, I'm disappointed you didn't get laid, but it's cool that you made out with your friend. Yeah, that's cool that you made out with your friend. Yeah, that's cool that you kind of made out with your friend No, no dude, so no one No, that's fine. It's not all about the dudes. Okay. Well, I'm glad you had a great time. Thanks Lauren. I Love it. I'm glad I do love Las Vegas. I know I know I like it. I like it for two days I don't like it for two, but I've had so many like I guess I've never had a major hook up in Vegas But I've gone with boyfriends a lot to Vegas

over the years. We've had a blast, but like after two days, you're just like exhausted. You're just like, yeah, I'm just going two days in real quick, out, I'm done. It'll be fun. There's a lot of sex that goes on Vegas. Like I know all my guy friends are like,

yeah, I hooked up with the girl on the elevator and I have met a girl going up to my room and she's came with me. And like, there's so much crazy sex going on. And I'm staying at the Cosmopolitan, which is one of the newest Fancyest hotels. So I'm really excited. Cool. They spent like three billion dollars on the hotel every hotel They spend like a billion dollars on that. Yeah, you gotta see this one. This one like and you're bringing the tech this one like Tron. Do offline. I need to know who she is

Why I just need to know I tell you everything so you're really gonna go to Michigan. Jalice. Are you really going to Michigan? Yeah, I'm really going to Michigan I have to go I go I go make out within Michigan. Is it like some old potential? I wish they're you know Most of them are married, but now with some are divorced. Oh, yeah, so maybe I could hook up with a divorce I you don't want to do that you want to tease them though Yeah, you know what you had your chance back then. Now you want to try and get with me now because I'm miss sex with Emily. Yeah.

Yeah. You should totally like maybe get a free meal here. There's this really, yeah, exactly. There's this really fun party that happens every Friday night after Thanksgiving and everyone I've ever met Michigan shows up. And it's like we all go crazy and drink and party and stuff. But I've never had to have in Michigan not in years because like I said, people are married or I just

have not interested. How long's the flight? Forever, five hours. That's why I don't go home that often. It's a five hour flight and it's only one airlines that flies so it's kind of a nightmare. And you don't go anywhere fun.

I hang out with my family, my niece is. That's cool. I'm obsessed with my niece's. So it'll be fun. Okay, we've got a, okay, here's a thing. You know, as you all know, I have a new book that came out. It's called Hot Sex, over 200 things you can try tonight. You can buy it a Barnes & Noble and a bunch of other local bookstores.

But the best way to buy it is on Amazon. Just look up Hot Sex and you can put an Emily and it shows up because there's like an old book called Hot Sex, which isn't my book. And I'm going to give away a few, but I want to know from you, why does your sex life need improvement? Tell me why you need this book. I've got five to give away, email me feedback at sexwithmwe.com or you can just email me right through the website. Why you need the book. We have got the results of our old pull-in. Where is your favorite place to have a quickie? Three percent said airplane, four percent elevator, seven percent alleyway, 42 percent in the

car, and 44 percent in the bathroom. In the bathroom? In the shower. Yeah, the shower is hot. At a bar? Yeah I'm I was assuming when people say bathroom It might be it could be anywhere. It could be a bar. It could be like it, you know You're you're at a friend's house and you get a party and you go up to the bathroom You could totally have sex with and in terms of just go right I can tell you a perfect one right now Okay, okay visiting San Francisco go up on the top of Nob Hill on the top of a knob hill on California. On top of the mark.

Not top of the mark, but it is International Mark Hopkins. It is that hotel. Oh, okay. Walk in straight to the elevator, hit third floor, get off on the third floor, go all the way to the left. You're gonna hit a wall to the right. There's gonna be a bathroom there. It has a full door, and it's like a big room.

And then there's like a toilet. Have you had tax in there? I haven't, but it's a perfect place to make it happen. Okay, good to know. It's a very empty space. So there you go. I hooked you up, people. Perfect.

The W hotel, you can, not the W, the cliff hotel has some good bathrooms too. I once hooked up with a guy at the cliff hotel in San Francisco. In the bathroom. In the bathroom. No way. Yeah, that bad. I was a little drunk. We had a first date and we hooked up with a guy at the cliff hotel in San Francisco in the bathroom in the bathroom. No way. Yeah Is that bad? I was a little drunk. We had a first date and we hooked up and I never talked to him again

Did I I've told you now we've all these mutual friends and every time I see him like oh He's talking about the fact that I hooked up with them in the bathroom probably probably I'm a whore So on the top of on the top of California Street and I told you this before When you look down you could see the Clifhtotal right and for a while the F went out and I'm not even joking So on the top is lit up and it's just a lift. Oh, we just said on the F Well, I love it. Clifhtotal. When was that this was a picture of that? Let's say about five years.

The Clint Hotel. I bet you that reservations would just go way up. The Clint Hotel. Okay, we have a new poll. Let me tell you about it. How did you... Because yesterday's show was about cheating. So, how did you find out you were being cheated on?

A, looking through their email or phone. B, heard from a friend. C, caught them in bed with someone else, or D, I've never been cheated on, or at least that I know of. So go to our website and vote on that poll and let us know. We wanna know about your cheating life.

Have you been cheated on? Have you not? Have you been cheated on? Have I? Can I say that I was being cheated on? I consider it maybe there wasn't any like physical action going on, but there was definitely a transition from me to another person. Okay.

It was so bad. Can I tell you the story? Sure. I'll try to get through it really quick. I apologize. I'm really bad at getting through things quickly. Um, anyways, here I am, uh, being a radio DJ, like one of the most popular morning shows out there, right?

I'm in love. I have a girlfriend, totally cool, right? But I don't know why, but I decide I'm going to walk into this old Navy. I'm going to walk in the old Navy and I see this jacket I'm gonna buy and I'm buying it and then she sees this guy that she went to high school with who's working security at the old Navy, right? Okay, they kind of talk well. I didn't know during this time When they were talking like catching up that they exchanged numbers, okay, right because I was trying trying on my clothes So she starts talking to this guy. And then eventually she breaks up with me and gets with the dude. Right? But then the dude

like within like two weeks was already like hooking up with other chicks while he was like seeing her. Oh my god. He's a pretty good at it. Yeah. And then she was trying to get back with me, but I ain't gonna happen. No, you don't But let me tell you something weird about that jacket ever since I bought that jacket that day Every time I would put it on something bad would happen to me. Oh, third way to throw it away So I threw it away. I used to keep it in my closet for a long time as a reminder right you know, don't trust them hose Like don't trust them hose Like don't trust them On a cold day I would try to put on the jacket and you got hit by a boss or something

Yeah, they're like something would happen like I would dent the car or something like that So there was times where I put on the jacket. I'm walking and it's cold as F outside And I'm like wait a minute. I'm wearing the jacket something bad is gonna happen So I would go back inside and take the jacket off. I'm glad you got rid of it. That's crazy. But I no longer have it. Okay, good.

I'm glad it's good to clear out. I've been doing it a lot lately, clearing out my closet, getting rid of stuff. It's good for you, like cathartically clears the energy in your life and you get rid of clutter. I've been doing it too. But that means I need a bunch of new clothes too, because it's all gone now.

Okay, we can get into some sex in the news. Okay, what do you got? All right, this is what I got for you. Okay. Okay, Kardashian, no skin. No, I've- There's really no updates, do you know why? Is there what?

Because she's gonna sell the story to us weekly or something like that, so. For like a billion dollars. Yeah, so that's why everyone's tight-lived about it. Really? There's nothing new today. There's nothing new today. Just make money off it, who cares? She's making money off the wedding off the divorce. Yeah. She's smart. It's all good. Oh God.

Okay. As Zimbabwean claims, prostitute turned into a donkey. As Zimbabwean man found having sex with a donkey, sensationally cleaned the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously met a morphpheus into a hot piece of ass accordion fissure port twenty two twenty eight year old sunday mojo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him in the act in his yard some hundred eighty miles outside of uh... harrow

he fast up but explained i only came to know that i was being into with a donkey when i got arrested i had hired a prostitute and paid twenty dollars for the service i don't know how she then became a doggy the magistrate was unimpressed he ordered him to remain in custody and custody and examined by two psychiatrists uh... maybe it's just taken some lsd i was just a bit like what you're not supposed to be on the most of the tripping

balls with these things that she turned into a prostitute turned into a donkey. That's a bad excuse. I mean I've had I mean I've definitely had some something to drink and then later on they've turned into a dog. You know what I'm saying? It's called beer got I don't have that anymore since I've had the Lasik surgery though. What? Remember, I tell you, after I drink a lot, like my eyesight was bad. It becomes super sharp. Right.

No, it comes like the highest, highest definition television you've ever seen before in your life. I don't know what the hell happened, but after my Lasik surgery, the more I drink, the sharper my eyesight gets. Okay, so you I drink, the sharper my eyesight gets. Okay, so you don't have the beer goggles, so. I don't, and it's weird because it's like when I'm sitting at the bar and I'm looking at a girl, I can see the pores in her face

and like the cramps in my teeth. And I'm scared. Yeah. You get scared. You're like, you're like, bionic man or something with your eyesight. That's crazy. They're no longer hot to me. Okay.

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That absorbs on your tongue prior to giving ahead which then conceals taste of semen You know what if you don't like semen just just just spit it or whatever But I think semen does an acquired taste So you just plug your nose and swallow. You're really going to take out a breath strip and do it, but that's this guy invented it. And I keep reading about it. Like it's so women.

Well, so when are men? Men might want something for going down on a woman. Oh, of course they would. Don't they have what is called like a dental dam or something? They do a dental dam. So you don't even have to touch the pussy. Is that like flavored? It's not flavored, but you could probably spray some listerine on it or something.

How's that not flavored? It's just a piece of rubber that you put over the vagina when you're going down. It's not like mint. It's not like mint flavor. No, but for right it's down. It's a great million dollar idea. Sex with only dental dam flavored. Mint, what kind of flavors would you recommend?

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Huh? Fruit punch. Yes, I would want a cool late flavor in one. Oh my god, you are from the ghetto. That's why I love you. Cause I'm not from the ghetto. Well, the funny cause my parents are from a nice area, but they had me when they were teenagers,

so they had to move to the ghetto. Oh, okay. Like my parents are like from like Menlo Park. right? I'm like how old were they when they had you? My mom was 19 when she had me Wow, so they had a move to the hood and that's where I picked up all my tendencies Right got it, you know great flavor. That's why that's why oh and I that's why yesterday funny story as a gift You know what I got for my birthday. what somebody gave me a Louis Vuitton wallet right no way it's like like 300 I found out it's a lot of money 300 and how do I know I'm like what the hell are you two people I know the chick that you're taking a vague no

is that what you're taking your naviga's cuz you might believe a Tom wallet no are you using it is in your pocket no I don't want this is ridiculous you're gonna return Tobagus, because you might believe it how I'm not. No. No. Are you using it? Isn't your book? No. I don't want this. It's ridiculous. You're going to return it and take the cash. Yeah. And buy some great flavored soda or something. Yeah. Something. That's a nice present. I didn't get you anything yet, but I have something for you. Okay. And it's not a masturbation sleeve. Good. Okay.

A reptile dysfunction and porn. I. porn is so readily available now that it's hard to say no. According to psychology today, though, there's a very good reason to pull out a Ractyl dysfunction. Research shows that being exposed to porn desensitizes men to the point where getting turned on by regular sex simply isn't exciting enough. Call it a new type of impotence, if you will. We're men in this study, as young as in their 20s, found it normal to have Ractyl dysfunction

during real sexual interactions, yet were still excited by the schmorgasborg of internet porn. What actually happens inside the brain is a form of overdosing. Overdosing. We get a dopamine spike from something wild stroking our switch, but the more we're exposed to it, the more intense the exposure, the harder time we're going to get aroused from normal sex scenes at home. You know, it's funny because I told you I was on serious satellite radio when I was in

New York, and that was a question. A guy said to me, I can't ejaculate when I'm with a woman. I think I watched too much porn. Can I become desensitized? And I wasn't sure I was like, you know, because I hate to pathologize things. I hate to say yes to you have a problem. I mean, that's like, about sex, like everyone wants to know, am I normal? Is this okay? So I really don't want to, you have a problem. I mean that's like about sex like everyone wants to am I normal? It's okay So I really don't want to say you a problem

But this is a study that came out that says that you actually can be dissensized because you're watching this over the top Women that you're so attracted to you with big boobs or whatever turned you on you get to watch it And then when you're with your regular girl, you're like Something like that no, but are you, you're showing the wing go down? He said he just couldn't ejaculate right? Right. Or can't ejaculate because so maybe guys start. No, he probably masturbates too much.

No, right. Watching porn. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe if guys, did he say that he was masturbating a lot? Well, yeah, they're watching porn. So the guys who are watching porn so much have a problem, uh, ejaculate, become desensitized.

And it's harder for them to have regular sexual functioning when they're with a woman. Maybe they're for ginos too big. Maybe she got around. Where do you come from? What? Maybe she was like, maybe he was with the whore. No, it was a study of a lot of men.

He wasn't sensitive enough for him. Oh my God, please. Okay. I'm sorry, a classy lady. Sorry, he wasn't with a classy lady. If you do your Kagle exercise, as your vagina's gonna be just fine, Kagle camp is an app on the iPhone

that you need to buy that I made and it reminds you to your Kagle. I can't wait for you to actually have the app when you get your iPhone. I'm getting my iPhone this week. I know. Will you help me do shit with it and set it up? Yeah.

Okay, awesome. Okay, accidental nymphos. Accidental nymphos. Accidental nymphos. Let this be a warning to all you what we fit users out there. A 24-year-old, the UK woman claimed that an injury caused by her we turned her into a raging nymphomaniac. Amanda Flowers is playing with her we fit one day when she fell off her board

and pinched a nerve at triggered disorder that doctors call persistent sexual arousal syndrome. After the accident, even the most minor of vibrations, like the one from her food processor, cause a twinge down below that surged through entire bodily body and built into a trembling orgasm. That sounds kind of awesome. You want it? How do you get this injury? Oh my god, so would be like, I have a blender on. I'm like, I'm sure it sucks. I mean, after a while, it gets played out.

Right. Okay, there's more of these. Beware trolley riders. In San Francisco in 1964, glorious psychs was injured after the cable car. She was riding on male functioned and careened down a hill. After the incident, she filed a $500,000 lawsuit against the city claimant. The accident triggered a demonic sex urge, causing her to have sex with over 100 men as many as 50 in one week. She ended up winning the case even though the public opinion was a time that was bogus. Oh, man.

Oh my God, these are accidental lymphos's so funny. Here's another one. 2005 Heather suffered a massive brain hemorrhage while gardening. When she recovered she was not expected to which she was not expected to. She was a changed woman. She was a lymphoma in aniac. I woke up in a hospital and was just consumed by the knee to have sex all the time. I'm not the sort of person who propositions men in the street invites him out for sex. She said, even though she cheated on her husband with more than 50 men,

he has chosen to stick by her understanding that her urges are out of control. I want that man as a husband. I want a, I'm sorry, honey, I had to bone 50 men. Yeah. Couldn't help it. I was a gardening, I was pulling weeds and next thing you know, I'm boning 50 guys.

I have nothing bad to say about that because it's a medical thing. Can't do it, it's a medical thing. It's just a natural, you know, gene-horthane. No, right, totally. It's like she has to do it. So that's what I got for sex with news and that's we got anything else from your life.

Anything else in my life? No, oh, I'm going Disneyland this weekend. Why? How? My buddies, I'm going with my buddies. They, oh, I'm going Disneyland this weekend. Why how? My buddies go on my buddies They just for fun. Well, they work they work for a division of Disney So they get to take they get to take Them plus four people for free whenever they want like each employee so they could it's gonna be like 15 people Oh, are you driving down? Yeah. Oh, I love Disneyland. Yeah.

I'll go. I can't. I'm busy. Before you rejected me, I already pulled out. Okay. Okay. Good. I already checked.

There's no room though. You checked for me. You got like a full on girlfriend now. They're taking the biggest. I don't have a girlfriend. It's so exhausting. It's so exhausting. It's so exhausting.

You were trying to pin me down saying that I have a girlfriend, I don't. Well, who are you taking to Vegas? What's the hell? What doesn't matter, I'll tell you when it's around that time. Okay, got it. Who are you hanging out with? Nobody. I'm cleat slated right now and I'm going to start dating online.

I'm going to start getting fixed up. I'm going to ask the guy out. Did you check into the dating on demand? No, we posted some on the website though. Okay. Yeah, dating on demand. Just a recap from yesterday. Recap.

For some reason, it popped into my head and I haven't thought about it in years, but there's a thing called dating on demand. It's on Comcast Cable and people go to events like a bar and they say, oh, we're taping dating on demand videos. So Emily would like, you know, sitting front of the camera, talk about herself on how wonderful she is. And then somebody at home would go to dating on demand

and they would see Emily on the TV. And there would be a number and then you go to the website and that's how you can contact it. I'm gonna do everything to find a date now. All right. Okay. Okay, we're gonna call our guest in a little bit That's how you can contact it. I'm going to do everything to find a date now. All right. OK. OK, we're going to call our guests in a little bit, but we can go through some emails first.

We're calling our guests who tested the tag of masturbation sleeve in about 10 minutes, we should call them. OK. First, let's do some emails. Go for it. OK. Topics, these are some emails that you sent me to feedback at sexathemely.com, where you emailed me

through my website, sexathemely.com. you emailed me through my website sexethemily.com. However, you do it to send me your questions. Dermally, I heard that women are able to ejaculate. Have any tips to get a woman so wet? My wife and I have tried a lot, but haven't been able to make it happen. Please help Dennis from Delaware. Okay, here's the deal. You can teach a woman how to ejaculate.

There's been lots of studies. We've had guests in the show talked about it. It's usually through the PC bussels. Some women can ejaculate fluid when they orgasm, giving them great pleasure. Stimulating her G-spot with your hands is a good way to make her ejaculate. So start with your hands and work her G-spot. Don't try to do it during, when you want to start. It has to be with your hands. She'll have to relax deeply in order to release the fluid. A woman's ejaculate is expelled from

the erythra, the same place where urine comes out and although studies have found that the clear liquid is not urine at all. It's urine. It's not. The juice is released from the skin's lands or your rethral sponge. If your girl doesn't have complete control over PC muscles or the chance, she might actually pee. This is another reason to do your caggle exercises. Download caggle camp on your iPhone right now. And throughout the day, it's my voice leading you.

You can do it three times a day. You'll do your caggles. You will be able to jack late. It's a golden shower. Okay. But peak quality doesn't happen. It's normal golden shower. Okay, but be cool if it doesn't happen. It's normal for her to feel as though she's about to urinate when she's about to ejaculate. So it's just like orgasm.

Sometimes you feel like you're about to ejaculate. You feel like you're about to urinate, but you really are about to have an orgasm. So anyway, G-Spot, play with your fingers, play with your G-Spot, and she will be able to ejaculate. Might not happen the first time, but you should play with it. It's yellow lava. It is not yellow lava

dude. It is real. I've ejaculated. How was that for you? It's awesome. What position were you in? Um, I was having sex. Okay. Good. And with my vibrator, I can ejaculate. It's weird. It's weird how you answer that question. I get a position where you in and they're like, I can ejaculate. It's weird. It's awesome. It's weird how you answer that question. I get a position where you're in and you're like, I was having sex. I think I was on the bottom of the top. Okay.

That narrows it down. 50-50. Okay. Hi, I'm William Menace. I'm a 30-year-old divorce mom and I've been dating Guy for almost three months and things have been going pretty good. He recently called because he wanted to see me and in the same breath asked if I had twenty dollars for gas. Hell yeah winner. This was a bright red flag for me and has made me take a step

back. When did men start asking women for money, especially if he has only been dating her for two to three months? Am I overthinking this? Michelle from Baltimore, Maryland. Two to three months. No. No. Michelle, here's a deal. I don't know, like, was it Diddy Forget? Is bank card at home? Or was he like, it's time in the relationship for you to step up and give me 20 bucks?

Like, I can understand if he was like, oh my god, babe, so sorry, I left my wallet home. Can you lend me 20 bucks? But if you just called and said, I need 20 bucks for gas, if I'm going to take you out tonight, that is a red flag. I think that's just not cool. I don't borrow money from my friends. Why would you borrow money from some woman you're just dating?

Like it's your car. I think that's a red flag and I would be annoyed. And last he said, I left my wallet home or I'm waiting for a bank check to clear. But even if that's true and you can't get your hand on 20 bucks, I think that's lame. It's like that email we had a few months ago from the guy who was like can you bring over some wine on our first date? You know Can you bring over two bottles of wine like dude pay for your own gas? I Think two to three months. I don't know when men start. I've never had a guy ask me for money. I don't think that's cool

And you're not overthinking it. What do you think men? Yeah, I think the relationship has to go a little bit longer than that before you start even even in the playing field a little bit. Let's see, only really traditional thing about me too is I try to pay for as much things as I can to a certain point. But if we are been together and hanging out for quite a long time then yeah, you got to start you got to start chipping for quite a long time, then yeah, you've got to start, you got to start chipping in here and there. Yeah, yeah, and I always do chipping, but like I'll see me 20 hours to guess.

Yeah, you chipping by cooking all those dinners, right? Yeah. Clean that out. I'm learning to cook my friend Adina is a chef, and she's actually going to teach me how to cook. I'm a better chef than your friend. I can teach you how to cook. She's a gour chef than your friend. I can teach you how to cook. She's a gourmet chef and she cooks for the stars

and she wrote a book about it. What have? Well, you've never offered it to cook for me. You've never invited me to your apartment. Yeah, I don't want to have you over there. You've come to my apartment? Yeah, okay, I'll cook you something. I'll cook you something delicious.

Write it down. I love pizza. I love pizza. Delicious pizza. Okay, although I've been gluten free lately. Oh, God, you're such I love pizza. I love pizza. Delicious pizza. Okay, although I've been gluten free lately. Oh, God, you're such a hippie. It helps with clarity and focus.

It does it. Look how focused and clear I am. You're not very focused today. I mean, you're better than normal. You're a little off a little more than, but you have been really focused lately. Gluten free. Gluten free. Why today am I not focused?

I don't know. Which part of this show have I not been focused? I have to rewind it. I don't have to rewind it. I disagree. I'm on message. You're on message? I'm going, I'm moving, I'm going through the motions.

You are not, I'm very focused today. Okay. Laser beam. I'm sorry that you got so offended right now. Well, because you're like today you're not focused. Not as focused as you have been. I did have some crackers last night that were not gluten free.

See now you're on focus. I know. I honestly think that that's why I'm doing it. I'm not doing it to lose weight. I'm not doing it for anything else. It's like I'm avoiding gluten, which is like breads and wheat and all that stuff. Because my friends been doing it

and she said it made her super clear and focused and my biggest challenge in life is clarity and focus. So how does that even work? I just eat stuff like bananas for breakfast and eggs instead of like a scone in the morning. Like I used to always get this muffin every morning. I love that muffin. I love the muffin.

No, I miss it. Like every day I want the muffin, but now I'm just in the habit of not, and that's what happens in clarity and focus, and that's what I need. All right, let's see this. Okay. Tango, he is amazing.

Dan tried out every single Tango masturbation sleeve and he's going to give us his review on the Tango. All right. So let's give him a call. I'm going to call him. In the meantime, while I do that, What are you going to do later today? What am I going to do later today? I'm going to go to a friend who has all these really cool clothes for me

and she's going to help dress me and make me look cute. Really? Cuteer than usual. Yeah, I need one of those friends. All right. See. I can enjoy this variety ring back to you and while you're part of your speech.

All right. See you enjoy this variety ring back to it while your party is reached. All right. That's annoying Don't you yeah, this too. No, I don't I don't think I do Hello, hello, Dan Hi, hi, you're on the section. Don't they show? Hey, thanks for having me. Oh my god. Thanks for being here. You're awesome Oh my God, thanks for being here. You're awesome. Let me just give a little briefing here.

So Tenga makes these amazing masturbation sleeves for a man. And they're masturbation toys. They have five sleek different designs with a Tenga 3D line. Each has varying sensations from smooth to rough to strong to soft. There's a spiral, the mobile, the zen, the polygon, the pile. There's all these different kinds of masturbation sleeves. They're basically rubbery and then the endoturnum inside out and you masturbate with them. Because sex toys shouldn't just be for women.

You put a little lube in it, whatever. So Dan tried them all out. You rock starry-o. And so I want to hear how did the sensations differ from the Tenga 3D product? First of all, how was the experience? Have you ever used a masturbation slave before? I have before, yeah. You have? Okay. I do enjoy them. Yeah, they're a lot of fun.

Okay, cool. So usually though you don't use them, right? Like when you masturbate, you just use your hand. Yeah, usually. Okay, got it. So how did the sensations differ from the Tenga 3D products you tried? You don't use them right? When you master, but you just use your hand? Yeah, usually. Got it. So how did the sensations differ from the Tenga 3D products you tried? Well, I like the designs of all of them. They are really cool just to kind of like turn inside out and play with and just sort of feel with your fingers and kind of figure that out at first. So I tried four and two of them were a bit more rough and firm in terms of the patterns and designs they had.

One kind of had these, I think it's called the mobile, sort of elevated blocks. And it's kind of like a five inch sleeve, right? Right. Just made sure to loop up before putting it on. It's the glazed kind of like a five inch sleeve, right? Right. Just made sure to loop up before putting it on. Yes. It's kind of tight fit. And so those two, the one with little elevated triangles and the one with blocks, definitely

had a lot more pressure points. It kind of felt like a lot of like little touching surfaces on me. Okay. And definitely kind of like rough. To be like going up and down fast with it was pretty intense. Okay. Especially like this. But did it feel good? Like how did it enhance your masturbation experience?

I think with a guy in our hand we tend to be really quick and fast. It's sensual, it's smooth. Especially with a loop you just want to take your time really. And I think the more you just sort of stretch it out and work your hand with it, the funeric gets. Right, totally. I think that would be really cool, because men are so used to their hands for all these years. Why not try something different? How often do you masturbate? And then there's so many different ways to use it. Like what?

Like what are the different ways to use it? Well, I mean, you can totally stroke or just go up and down kind of in that motion. Right. Or just kind of put it all on you and just use your hand to like be the sort of vice that you could maybe like twist around and pull up and down. Right. It's fun. There's just sort of like put all of vice that you could maybe like twist around and pull up and down. Right.

It's fun. There's just sort of like put all of you in there and just poke it because it's not that big of a product. So like you definitely like work it out when you're all the way down. Right. Right, right, right. And then you would, did you say, was your experience of masturbating with this that it take longer?

Like you took your time? I would say, yeah, it's not like a quick thing. I think with these kind of products, you want to take your time. Right, exactly. And it felt good. So do you think that you could incorporate the tanga 3D into sex?

Could you use it while your partner gives you oral sex or something? Oh, yeah. That would be really cool. When that be hot? Doing both at the same time would be a lot of fun. Oh my God, I totally can't wait to do that. That would be a lot of fun. That would be really cool. I would love it. I think, I just love the idea of these from such a 10-year fan,

because I feel like men are just like they've been left with their hands. And like we've got toys, we've got rabbits, we've got left with their hands and we've got toys, we've got rabbits, we've got all the stuff and the guys can try it out. So you think you'll continue to use them? Absolutely, absolutely. I think they're funnier with another person totally. Oh, okay. Maybe some of that could be self-conscious of using a product like that, because we just do have our hand, you know? I think incorporating it into sex life is a lot of fun yeah so like you would maybe have your partner use it on you for like a hand job with the masturbation right and kind of fun and silly at the same time right it's sexy but it's also just fun right oh my god I told you yeah you get getting silly with it I told you

I totally want to use it with someone. Yeah, I meant it's what we were using. And they're so cute. They have all these cute little patterns. I know. It's just like, not bad when you're playing with it. Each one is different. There's the spiral, the module, the zen, the polygon,

and the pile. Right. And they're all different, meaning that like, there's different. So each one really did feel different. They did, to an extent. Like, the ones with the raised, trying most and the little raised, cues were definitely firmer and rougher.

Right. But I really enjoyed the smoother ones, better actually, just in terms of like moving it up and down. Okay. Because I think that was just more realistic. Right. It kind of felt like natural. Like, did it feel like a vagina? It did.

Especially the really inspired one. Okay, the Spirerone. Okay, got it. Okay, that's the Zen, I think. Or the Spirerone. Oh, no, the Spirerone. There's a Spirerone. How often do you masturbate?

God. I probably masturbate like four or five times a week at least. Who do you think about when you masturbate? When you do the masturbating? When I do the masturbating? Yeah, I don't know. I like pouring a lot, but I also just like talking to my girlfriend and doing it too. Oh, he's got a girlfriend, see? That's cool.

Menace thinks about taking wiki. I mean, we just turn each other on so much I can't help but think about her. Oh, I love it. Well, thank you so much for trying these out. Would you recommend- Thank you for letting me test them out. Oh my God, any time, honey, we needed someone to test it

and menace was to it was a wimp. Yeah. But he's going to. Yeah, I would say definitely a go with these products. Very cool. Okay. Good.

Thank you so much, Dan. Totally appreciated. Absolutely. Have a great day. You're the best. Happy masturbating. Bye, Nana. Later.

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So we could get into our... You guys got more information at sexoelme.com. Sexwithemily.com. Okay, let's get into the bucket list. This is our topic for today. Everyone has a life bucket list in some form. Things they want to accomplish in their lives. Why not do the same for your sex life?

So there's a book called The naughty sex bucket list. And it is done most of the heavy lifting for you and come with a collection of 369 sexy dares to do before you die. This ultimate list of sexy suggestions dares you to break from your mundane routine and experience new throws of the bedroom. So we're going to go through some of them today. Here's the book. If you want to check it out. It's the naughty bucket list. Can you see it on camera? I got to move it back. Yeah, I can see it. It's by Courtney Jason. Okay, so here's some things that came up in the nut and man, of so we're just going to

Dispess him. What why the eye look? Oh, no, I was just trying to see the I was trying to see the cover a little bit more Because I was interested. I'm like I never heard of somebody having the last name Jason. That's all. Okay. Got it. So Some naughty bucket list things that we pulled out wet t-shirt contest. Do you think it's degrading or liberating? I think it's degrading or liberating. I'm not really interested in the wet t-shirt contest. I don't care about that kind of stuff. I almost did a wet t-shirt contest once in Spring Break

in Fort Lauderdale a long time ago in high school and I actually ended up doing the tanning contest and said and I won I was the most tan but I've never done a wet t-shirt contest. Where are these tanning photos? I should post some pictures from when I was 18. I was doing a red bikini and I was the tanest. No way. Yeah and at the time that was a really big accomplishment. Especially in Florida. I think I've peaked there, and I hope I've accomplished things since then. Okay, another thing, naughty bucket list, have a friends with benefits. This is a growing trend, but usually, of course, I mean, I went through a series of time where I was getting tons of emails about friends with benefits, which is basically when you're

not committed, your friends, your seeping together, and you're also sleeping with other people. Which can be tricky, because oftentimes one person wants more than the other one, but this is something else on the bucket list. Friends benefits. And we both have that, right, menace? You've had a Friends of Benefits. Oh, yeah, of course.

That's pretty much all my relationships. I know, all mine too. I realize it, like lately, like most my relationships are friends with benefits. Okay, another one, sex in the rain. Do you think this is wildly romantic or just slippery when wet? I think that's cool. I think so too.

I'm looking at a lot of these in here already and there are actually some pretty cool ideas I never even thought of. A section on the bleachers never did that, but you know, that was a big thing that people would talk about in high school. And you only see, I mean, when you go out in the burbs outside San Francisco,

you only see empty bleachers somewhere and you can just do that. Just check it off. I did that once after I graduated. I was back in Michigan and I was hooking up with some guy. And the cops came. I was in my high school bleachers and we were having sex or bottev sex and the cops came and kicked me out.

Really? Oh, it has rotating bed. I don't even know where to find a rotating bed. Like Vegas probably. Probably in Vegas. The famous landmark is weird. For the famous landmark, for some reason I know this kind of cheesy, I don't know why, but I went up to, what is the thing here? Coit Tower. Coit Tower in San Francisco, it's a lighthouse that's on top of the hill. Right.

And I went out there with a girl once, but I didn't kiss the girl and I've always wanted to kiss a girl out there at the lighthouse. Yeah, I've never done that. I didn't even think about like full on boning, but just like maybe just kissing the girl. Yeah, like a landmark. And how they have the Eiffel Tower. Have you had sex at a landmark?

That you can think of? Tarts are a member. I don't think so. No landmarks. I think no. That's weak. I would expect you to like, you know. I wish.

You've traveled the world. There would be like somewhere in Rome, I bet that right exactly in the Colosseum or something. I, I've had sex. No, I think when I was traveling through Asia, I had sex in a lot of random places, but I don't think any landmarks. Have you had the walk of shame? Yeah.

So the walk of shame is the best post Halloween morning show to watch, I think. I have done the walk of shame many times. I've gone to my coffee shop in the morning and full on black, black tie outfit, like a nice formal gown because I was coming off from a guy's house. And every morning I go to the same coffee shop and one morning I showed up with like a short black mini dress and heels and I go to the same coffee shop and one morning I showed up with like a short black mini dress and heels and I've done it. They're all like hey, yeah, you're all dressed up, but like make up smeared down my face. I've done the walk-a-shame. I'm sorry. I'm just looking out the book. I know you have a schedule.

No, I this is the one I like and you never You never support it. What? Scheduled sex. I totally support it. No, you... For couples. Like, you're like, oh, you don't have to get on schedule. It has to be more spontaneous. No, you do. Kids with babies?

No, but let's say forget the babies and all that stuff in your marriage. Forget all that. The schedule of time because the anticipation... Right, now they belong. You're like starting, like, I can't wait to get your penis in my mouth, can't think. Yeah. So that's good. Have sex with a cowboy.

Not going to happen for me, but how about you? I've had sex with men with cowboy tendencies, but not an actual cowboy. Let's see what we got here. A washer? Have you had sex on a washer? Yes, in my house. I don't remember if I've had.

I don't think so. That's actually a page in my book have to have sex on the washing dryer, huh? Given a hickey I've not given a hickey, but I've received hickeys. I have done that on purpose to be an asshole You do it to be an asshole. Yeah, but this is what back when I was like 20 something old. Oh Here we go. Topical Thanksgiving Day Sex. Yeah, I've had Thanksgiving it. In fact, in Michigan, the last few years, I actually did hook up with my ex,

who's also from Michigan, but he lives in LA, and he happened to be home for Thanksgiving. Is he LA guy? Yeah, LA guy. Is from Michigan? Yeah. You never told me this. Yeah, he's from Michigan. So you have to be home for things. Is he L.A. guy? Yeah, L.A. guy. Is from Michigan? Yeah. You've never told me this? He's from Michigan.

So you have to get married with L.A. guy. So we waited when my parents went to bed, we would, he'd come over and we'd have sex like two years in a row after Thanksgiving dinner in my mom's house. Wow. You're classy. Oh, okay. It's a neighbor. Have you had sex with the neighbor?

No. In college, but not. No. No, no, no, I haven't that's tricky then you got to see him when you're walking past that Yeah, I was dating a neighbor We met and this is the girl that I met at the laundry man that I always think about all the time Oh She's really cool, but Just not for me disco ball. What is this? When you have sex while reflecting lights of a disco ball or surrounding you? Yeah, I've done that. You have? I mean, there's been I friends who have

You've been in cheesy guys houses where they have disco balls. Yeah, you hang out with the cheesiest guys. No, I did Did a guy you had disco ball bomb his room and we had sex. I just see you always dating the yoga guy, the disco ball guy, the BMW slick back hair guy. Dude, you've never had anyone ever dating. You're so cool, I'm always cheesy. Guys, it's terrible. You're so wrong.

How am I wrong? Dude, you know what I mean? I'm a guy with a mentioned a guy like this. We're like, oh yeah, I did it. I like that. Well, I've just dated a lot of guys. I'll just say I've done my work. All right.

What do you got? Do you got anything on this time? I've got some more, I've got magic eight ball sex. Let the magic eight ball decide your courses on tonight's sexual menu. Okay. Like if it has go for it or not tonight, let the magic eight I'll do it.

Uh, they have DJ booth in here and um, I wasn't having sex but I was making out with this girl while her friend was having sex with my buddy in the DJ booth while our other friend was DJing. Oh, okay. So you've had sex and DJ booth essentially? No, I've made out, but I'm making out with the other people having sex. Okay. I don't think of a sex to do with. How about in your childhood room,

would you re-enact those teenage fantasies? I have had sex in my childhood. My two, me two. Yeah. At a hospital? No. No. I'm too weird out.

Ever since I've seen that movie contagion, everybody, I am freaked out by germs. Really? Yes. I never in weird out. Ever since I've seen that movie contagion, everybody, I am freaked out by germs. Really? Yes, so much. I'm never in a hospital, usually you're at a hospital because someone's sick. Have you had sex with a bartender? You know what?

I don't think I have. I have. I have, sorry, in college, one of my boyfriend's was a bartender. Actually, two bartenders. Yeah, I did in college, but does that count? Yeah, totally count. It's in college my boyfriend was a bartender. Actually, two bartenders. Yeah, I did in college, but does that count? Yeah, totally count. It's in college, he was a bartender. I was a waitress.

I was a cocktail waitress. He was a bartender. You worked together, it's coworker. I'm just, it can't be coworker. Like, did I ever go to a bar or order drinking, pick up the bartender and take him home? Yeah, or no. No.

No. But that seems like a fun thing to do. But bartenders just seem like they sleep with everybody. No, they? Yeah, yeah, they do. But bartenders just seem like they sleep with everybody. No, they? Yeah, they do. So that wouldn't feel very like, like, ooh, got the bartender.

It's like, how hard was that? Like, he slept with 10 girls this week. But no bartenders? I don't worry about chicks, because usually bartender chicks, they're super bitchy and it's hard to get them to like you. Because so many guys are hitting on them all day long. They're like swatting at you.

Yeah, so you do get a trophy if you sleep with a- A girl bartender or female bartender. April Fool's Day sex? And what, you pull the prank and then I'm having sex with somebody? Nope, never done that. VIP room, of course you've had sex in the VIP room. You? Yeah, I've had sex in the VIP area. I've been in so many VIP rooms, but I've yet to ever have sex in the VIP room. You? Yeah, I've had sex in the VIP area.

I've been in so many VIP rooms, but I've yet to ever have sex in the VIP room. Really? Because I just, it's just not on my mind. How about a celebrity look alike? Who's on your celebrity to do list? Have you ever dated anyone who looks like a celebrity? Yes, but not, not had sex with them.

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Yeah, you got to check it off the list, dude. Sex with an intern, no. I've had sex with someone who works for me, but down in intern. I am a sex with a surfer. Yep. Have not. A lot.

New Year's Eve sex. Now each shriky because for a girl New Year's Eve like for some reason is like almost bigger than Christmas Yeah, I love it. It's but expectation for girl on New Year's Eve for it to be a Perfect awesome night and so much pressure on a guy to make that happen. I know. And usually, you know, it's hard because you can't she can't get too drunk and then, you know, she's walking around barefoot in the city and crying in her in her dress. She's her happens 80% of the time. Yeah. And then so you got to find this equal level. And I mean, I've definitely had sex on New Year's Eve, but there wasn't any. It wasn't fun. It wasn't like an amazing thing.

I've got flashlight sex. When the power goes out, goes out, get it on in your own spotlight. How about in the mud? Hell no. In the mud, no. I'll leave it in the snow. It's not even for me, but I'll just be afraid to get mud in or for China.

Right, mud in the vagina is not good get mud in or for China. Right. Mud in the vagina is not good, so don't do that. On a rocking chair. Um, sounds familiar, but maybe not. I wish I documented everyone I've slept with. You know, I should have. I know, because then I could be like, did it, I could have it sorted by where we were, who it was, and then you could ask me these questions, it could be a good Excel spreadsheet. I would be like, did it, did it, do it and excel spreadsheet I would like to do yes bartender, you know, whatever oh

Ferris wheel oh, no, but I made out on a fairs wheel everybody makes out on a fairs wheel. Oh, whatever in a tent Yes, I've had sex intent. I haven't had sex in a campaign. Yeah, I used to go camp the old time when I was a kid Now that's why I want to say the WT all the time because I'm burned out on it. Oh no, no, I've had sex intense. I love having sex outdoors. I just want to keep on reading this book Can we go a little bit longer or you got to go? Yeah, I got hungry, but keep going. I love this at a car wash That'd be awesome. Oh, when we're going through. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty quick, but Why not, dude? That's good. I like that one. You got like five seconds though. I have friends that own car washes. Maybe they can slow down the...

Slow it down, take a car, it's really clean. Yeah, President's Day Sex, who cares? All right, it's a dryer. Sorry, I really like this book. How do you can have it? A hotel room balcony. Yes, you can have it. Hotel room balcony. Yes, I've done that. Really?

On the balcony, like leaning over and he was from behind. Why would you do that? I wish I had been here. No, we were on the top floor. I've done it several times. Twice several times. Wow. Skype sex.

No. No, I've never done that. Somebody will hack my Wi-Fi. I will not do it. I will not do Skype sex. In a've never done that somebody will hack my Wi-Fi. I will not do it. I will not do Skype sex in a basement Yes, yes in a basement dude. I have had sex. Oh my god I want to tell you where the basement was I'll tell you off the air off air Married sex no and there happened for either of us doesn't happen to make people either true love sex

Yes, I have actually had that Emily unfortunately probably not No comment being back chair I'm sure I have I mean I feel like all this is like But it's a good book. I know you should put a red mark next to the I know and then you should eBay it's somebody kid figure out which ones you've done in a closet. Yes. Yes I don't want to read that one What read it now childhood crush Yes, yes a guy who I was always in love with we found the bone. Yes. I

That's good. That's it feels good Yeah, and it doesn't you don't you ever have to have sex with them ever again. No, no, but you're like, I've been a size of it for years. Drunk sex, never gonna have to. Drunk sex, menace. That's all menace has had is drunk sex. With cream, no, cares, it's dirty. It's nasty, I'm afraid I get the sheets dirty.

Don't put it in the vagina. Don't put it in the vagina. Never put anything sugary in the vagina. Morning, some of my favorite. in a limo. Yes. Yes Frat house not me you yeah for sure in a frat house. I was a sorority girl I'd sex in a frat house and like you think roommates in this room. It was like not one of my finer moments Google sex. Oh, this is interesting. Google, uh, Google sex in phrases and see what pops up and then do it. I kind of like that. That's like my book 200 pay things you can try

tonight. You've got to flip open to one page and try it. Okay. We got to wrap up honey money. Oh, Jesus. I'm having too much fun. Two more tomorrow, but, but we got to go. Okay. Let me just do one more and it better be good. Okay. Roadside. On the side of the, because you're, see, I'm all about the receiving Flascia while driving and you're like, no, you gotta pull over. Let's say,

Well, it's just not that safe, but I've done it, but it's not that roadhead, not that safe. Yeah. Week anyways, I like this book. It's not the naughty bucket list. I know. I think you should take and do some things with it. Yeah.

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