Sex With Emily - Episode 328 - She's Faking It

Episode Date: November 3, 2011

Sorry guys, she might be faking it. Emily talks about the signs she’s faking it and the ultimate sign she’s actually about to orgasm. Not faking it extremely important for both women and men’s sexual experience. Emily describes her dream man and whether or not she would pose for Playboy.Also, what someone’s profile picture says about their personality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man up step by six eyes that block our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got every sense oh my the women know about shrinkage. Is it a common only? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink?

Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between.

For more information, go to sexwithemily.com. You can see all the stuff, sex stuff going on. It is your daily sex newspaper. You can see the video stream that I just moved the camera. Sometimes I just like move the camera while you're talking. That's a appreciate that. It's very professional. Okay, that's good, Mattis.

I'm here with Mattis. Hi, how you doing? Mattis, my love. I'm great. I'm so good. Everything is really good. I'm today's show. I'm really excited about the topic. What is it about?

It's about faking orgasm. And now it's not about polygamy, I'm not a polygamous, although I might have a date with a polyamorous soon, but anyway. Oh, your dream. No, it's not your dream to go out, it's not your dream to go out with a polyamorous. No?

No, I tell you what you're doing. Oh, manus. The guy is only exclusive to you and then you can date everybody. Not true. I, not true. Where am I gonna find a guy? I wouldn't even respect him if he was like, I'll just wait home for you. Will you go bone other guys? That's not what I want. What you want? Is that what I want? Baby, that's not what I want. If he can pretend to be a man and accept that, then I, I'm totally

believe that you'd be for it. I think that I am trying to figure out what I want and I'm going on the journey of dating different kinds of guys to figure out what that is. What are you going to use to take that journey? Boat, plane, or... Everything. Yeah, but I'm going to go out this guy is really cute. I talked to him today and I think we're going to have a date in a few weeks.

I don't know, I'm not sure. And then there was this other guy that asked me, I don't know. I feel like there's like new guys in the circulation, but that's not what I'm talking about at this moment. I'll get back to that in a minute. This is what our topic is today. Think she's faking it? How you can tell if she's faking an orgasm? Why is she faking an orgasm? How she get, how to know if she's faking it and what she can do about what you can do about it, if she has's faking it and what she can do about what you can do by if she has been faking question is why do I why do I care? That's a good that's a good question

And why should I just call her out right there? Oh, you're faking it. What does that what does that even changing? Honey a lot of women fake or get and do you know that tomorrow's national don't fake an orgasm day or something like that? We're gonna get into that in a minute So how do you find all these wacky holidays? Dude because it's my job Okay, my interns jobs, but no, we're gonna be talking that in a minute. So how do you find all these wacky holidays? Dude, because it's my job. And my interns jobs. But no, we're gonna be talking so all about orgasms. And then we also gonna be answering your emails,

some topics include masturbation guilt, and we've got some topics on happily married, but not having great sex and sex issues. And you can also call us anytime, leave a message on our voicemail for when 599-27392. And thank you. Good morning. Good morning.

Yeah, so that's good. And we've had a really good few days in the office. I have to tell you, I've never seen. My interns are pretty happy. We have a good life there, right? Sex family. But yesterday, Jimmy Jane, which is amazing sex toys, they're like high-end vibrators and just beautiful sex toys.

My interns each got to pick out what they wanted from their website and they sent, because they're gonna do reviews. And they sent them on, they came in this big box and they're like just the most beautiful vibrators. And they got a form two, a form three, and a form six, and they were like ecstatic. Like they're, they're, it took pictures.

They're beautiful vibrators that you just can, like, you can leave them on your nightstand. You can't even tell their vibrators. They're so cool. I like that. Oh, before, before, before, before, forget, can you please put like a gift basket together? I know somebody at a huge.com office

that I'm not gonna name. That's by your office, and then can Present it to them okay from the show Whatever totally cool tell me why we would do that. You tell me offline. Why we would want to do Yeah, yeah, okay cool. I can give anyone sex toys, but not that true and they're like this And then my friends anyway, why don't you just jump in? Why are you like why are you hogging all the sex toys? I'm not like sure minutes I'm about to put a give you that Jimmy Jane can't they're like hundreds a hundred dollars X toys more that little more than that you can think that Jimmy Jane can't, they're like hundreds, a hundred dollar sex toys, more than a little more than that,

you can go to jimmyjane.com and check them out. But they're just the most beautiful vibrators I've ever seen, and you plug, the plugs are beautiful, right? The way you plug and you charge them, and they're just amazing. They're all charged and they're all, and they're like designer sex toys. And then they're also, they got to do in order with Adam and Eve,

because we're also gonna do Adam and Eve toy reviews. And so those are coming. So I just feel like why would they ever leave me, right? My interns, if they get text toys all the time, it's going to keep applying them with sex toys and then alcohol maybe from time to time. But Adam and Eve has this really cool new mobile site. So people can just like go order their sex toys online. And if they use coupon code Emily at checkout, they get three adult DVDs, free gift and 50% off any item. So that's my sex toy information of the day.

They get to go home with something. Yeah. I just have sex with my interns. That's it. I don't really actually give them anything. You do have sex with your interns? Yeah. Mine are all gross.

It's number one. Not anymore. You're over having a... So this is what they want. I don't have any new ones. Hell. You just need some new in the mix. Do you want to borrow some of mine? They all think you're cute, I think. No, they don't have any new ones how you just need some new in the mix Do you want to browse some of mine? They don't think it's cute. I think no they don't yeah, they do no they do they're a little afraid of you because you're kind of gruff

Sometimes why because you got some add you got to attitude you're a little loof But you're really not what I just I like quick answers I know whatever Cook answers, but here's what they ordered I feel like you can tell a lot about your people's by what they order. So they got to order from Adam Neve. So one of them picked a cock ring, which I'm a huge fan of cock rings, sea rings. You like the vibrating ones?

The vibrating cock rings. That's what they ordered. Another one ordered a Commissouter DVD and a bullet vibrator. And that's what they ordered. So that'll be fine. And they're going to review all these toys for people. Hands on. I like when they get on here because they're just very loose.

I know. They're like, yeah, I'm talking whatever. I know. I love it too. I can just sit here and drill them for an hour or so. I know. That's what you do. So good.

It's so good. You love drilling our guests. Tomorrow our guest actually tomorrow's show, which is free Friday. Free Friday. Nicholas Sheer is our guest. He's the director of Inches for Charity. It's a documentary focusing on penis size with a goal of raising money for AIDS and children's organizations in South Africa. Basically he started the documentary. He was on the show like four years ago and he started it

and it's men who are trying to grow their penises for charity. Yeah, very wacky idea. Wacky idea, but love it. Let's have them on the show. We can talk all about penis size and doesn't matter and all that stuff. I want to know if they actually grew. I do too. It's been four years.

Did they grow? Did they not? What find out? We'll find out on free Friday. So what's up with you? Going to Disneyland tomorrow. While I'm leaving for Disneyland tomorrow. What time?

Not after the show. After show. Oh yeah. Very excited about that. After the show. After show. Oh yeah, I forgot to still got to do the show. We could do it earlier if you want. We'll talk about it. Yeah, I'm supposed to be somewhere in the Bay Area at two o'clock. Yeah, we'll talk about it. I did leave to LA.

Okay. But I'm very excited about that because, man, I was just going to do this really dislaid back trip with my friends. Just go to Disneyland. Right. That's it. But I don't know, for some my friends, just go to Disneyland, that's it. But I don't know, for some reason every time I go to LA, it just becomes this whirlwind 24-hour extravaganza of just madness.

Once I put it out there on Twitter today that I would be down in Southern California, I started getting phone calls. Dude, I'm gonna pick you up at two o'clock, we're gonna jet down there. We're gonna go party it up. Then our friends are having a private party with LFLMFAO.

We're gonna go to that. And then in the morning, we're gonna wake up and have breakfast. Oh my God. To the land resort. And go to the Tee-Tee bar. Then go to Disneyland. It's just crazy.

Honey, you're so popular. You should feel good about it. But you say I'm such a mean person. No, I'm kidding. It's just crazy. Honey, you're so popular. You should feel good about it. But you say I'm such a mean person. No, I'm kidding, you're not mean. Everyone, you have so many friends and everyone looks. I'm just kidding. You just put off, because you're you, you just put off this like very, yeah, like just cut to the chase.

You know, if I talk too much, you're like, what's the point? Cut to the chase, whatever. You know, you're like one more dancer. It's fine. I'm just, I'm teasing you. Which I think is terrible and I will admit this, I'm very, it takes me a lot to get something out sometimes. Right. It was just really bad. But, but, but, but you're just a lovable little

tiki tiki tiki bear. What's your costume? Tinky winky, winky, you're just a level little tiki winky. Yeah. At the end, and then from the inside, that's who you are. I guess just like a tinky winky. Yes. Yes. So that's fun, Disneyland. Yeah, what's up with you, anything else? Yeah.

I've been going on dates, meeting guys, meeting guys. What, you know what? We haven't talked about it a long time. I talked to me. Whatever happened to your dog did a die? I haven't heard about the dog in like a month. My dog is in the office and I hope Kelsey walks the dog because she has to pee, I'm sure.

I've still got the dog and I was counting today. It's been four months and I she's still alive. All right. And she has not been hit by a car or anything and I love her. She's cute. How much stuff has she tearing up in your house? She just tore up my rug and my couch and she still shits in the house sometimes, but she's getting better at it. And she slept in my bed last night. She doesn't always see my bed, But that's I woke up and she was like pushing me off the bed. I hate that. I love it. I like cuddling. I was so with Kim Kardashian. That was on part of the episode of them staying together in the same house that Chris Humphreys brought his two dogs. And he wanted the dogs to sleep in the bed with them. And she said no. And she said no.

She doesn't want to. But then she kind of folded for a little bit and said, okay, the dogs can sleep in the bed. If they sleep in these, like, these special mattresses that she got them. Is that why they got divorced? I would divorce a chick. She wanted to say that. You wouldn't even date a chick with the dogs when you're in bed.

No, no, it's just like dating a chick with a kid, not that I'm knocking, dating, but it's a big responsibility. It's a big responsibility. It's a big responsibility. Right, right. And I'm just not ready for that. I got it. I'm not even ready for the dog.

I don't know how I've been lasting this long, but I have been. I could kind of maybe date a chick that has a cat, maybe, but they shed like crazy. I know. This is dog shed too. There's cover in hair all the time. It's so true, but I mean, I don't know.

It just, I'm living with the dog. It's, I'm not getting rid of it. But if I can find a girl that has an eye eye, everybody Google it, eye eye. If I can find a girl that has an eye eye for Madagascar, then I would definitely date her. What is that? You're gonna have to Google and find out what it is.

Okay, okay. It's called an eye eye. Is it a sex toy? No, it's, it's only found in like jungles in the out of gas car. I can fix you up with someone who has that. Yeah, go for it. I can find it.

If you can find a girl that has an eye, I will, I don't care what she looks at. I don't care what she looks at. I'm not dating a girl. The one that you're going to Vegas with. What, what does that matter? Why you want a date or so bad? I mean, why you want to meet her so bad? I just want to see this woman. I want to see who you both. Oh my God. Yeah, well be careful

I'm gonna bring somebody to your party when you have a party. Okay, good. Whatever party sometime. You're gonna come. Yeah, okay Next time you have one perfect on you there, okay, I just wanted I just want to say hi And then I want to pull her in the corner and quiz her Hi, I just want to interrogate. What do you ask her? I'd corner and quiz her. Is that cool? I just want to interrogate her. What do you ask her? I'd be like, what I'd be like to tell you about Menace. Is he like, what's it like? Is he romantic at all?

Is he, what's, what do you guys do together? What's your relationship like? Is he good and bad? Is he adventurous? I would say the only thing that I do, that I don't really do around any other people, I like talking in funny voices. With girls?

With girls. You're having sex? No, it is like in general, just to be funny. Really? Yeah. Like what kind of funny voices? Do it now, do it now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do it now.

Okay. But I like talking. I would just like to grill them, so just be more before I warn. Okay. In a really nice way. Okay. Don't worry, I love the meat of guy that you're dating.

I would. You've met some guys I've dated. They've like come to the studio. Yeah, but you're always like closely guarding them. If I just had like two minutes with them, I would just destroy them. I know, and you'd be like, what are you wasting your time with this crazy chick?

You know, she's dating five other dudes right now, right? No, I want to do that too. I'll let you be a player. We do not have each other's best interests. You'll have to be a player, yo. But I would drill him about himself. Yeah, okay. I would annihilate him.

I want to know about this chick too. Like, you know what I would want to know, if we're not just about you, can your sex life, because that would be rude. I just want to figure out, I want to make sure this chick too. Like, you know what I would want to know for not just about you in your sex life, because that would be rude. I just want to figure out, I want to make sure that she's not like one of the typical psycho chicks that are obsessed with you, that you date, who don't want you to work, and who cold you back from being the real menace that you are.

And I want you to shine, and I want you with a girl who celebrates all your menace-ness. Thank you. Yeah. So I just got to make sure that she isn't trying to change you and that she appreciates you for all that you all the good things that you are. That's all I want. I wouldn't mind dating a girl that wouldn't want me to work as long as she could pay all the bills. Like I would I would fully embrace that. Right. But you know, I can't I can't find a woman like that. Right. That want to date me at least. Exactly. Why could you check, yeah?

But, um, okay, let's get into some, what? I'll go for it. Sex in the news. Okay. Lindsay Lohan's sentence delayed for naked playboy picks. Lindsay Lohan was not immediately sent to jail because the judge decided to allow her time to complete her nude photo shoot for playboy.

TMZ has learned. What a nice judge. She has a contract playboy, a contract of nearly one million, and the shoot must be completed this week. If it isn't, she'll be in breach of her contract. So the judge cut her a break and gave her one week to surrender. She will surrender for the camera on the next two days. Can you believe the judge is like Gavre off

for to go to Playboy magazine? She must have no money, right? Yeah, I think that was cool of the judge do. Super cool, LA judge. LA judge. Playboy magazine, whatever. Yeah, I don't know if she wasn't famous, if they would let him do it and say,

hey, look, I am on financial hardships, I can make a million dollars right now if you allow me to do that. I hope other judges would do that for people that. Would you post naked for playaway for a million dollars? For a million dollars, everyone would be able to see how I look naked. Yeah. I thought you played girl I guess for something. I probably would not. Right. How about you? You totally would for a million dollars. Maybe I would. You totally would. I would, I made it I would.

I've never thought about it before. But I think it would be, I don't know, if you want to see me naked, yeah, maybe a million bucks. That would really help things. And I could go shopping, get some new shoes. Okay. But everyone would know what you look like naked. Every time somebody saw you, they would visualize you naked.

Like they already don't already, but they would actually know. I know, that's kind of weird. And I have to really exercise a lot and go tanning and do a lot of other things, but I am on my gluten free diet. Okay, this next story is for you, and I just feel like this is the best news

I've heard all day for you. I think I know what it is, and I have been skipping ever since. Okay. Zoe Dishonel and Ben Gibbard split up. Yes! Manesses in love with Zoe Dishonel. Finally, she will be mine.

She will be yours! How long were they together? He's the death cat for a beauty fucking aunt. I don't care. He's a pus. Ooh, they were married. Yeah. After two years of marriage, a representative, I thought they were just dating a representative for the couple

says that they've split up. They were married in 2009 after their manager introduced them and it was mutual, mutual and amicable break up. It's sad because they really did seem like they worked well. However, now they're back on the market. Manage was having a hard attack when you're a treasure. I'll music festival few weeks ago because she was there right and you wanted me Supposedly I never saw her. Oh, but I've been in the same vicinity as her At least three times I've been like 10 feet from her before And I'm just saying what do you love? Why is she? Why is she why is she your type like why do you love her?

I just think that she's cute and funny, but I mean I don't really know I know you know you Zoe is But what she gives off is like a type of girl that was like cool, right? Like hip hip-scoop, right? Yeah, she's totally cool funny Have you seen any of her movies or TV shows anything? No, I like her style too Right, you know, I like women with style. Right. She's kind of funky hipster style. Yeah, and she's a musician. Which is kind of cool. I like that. Okay. Well, I'll fix your brother. I've seen yeah, I've seen her perform live like a bunch of times. She's good musician. Yeah. Okay. I like her stuff.

Honey, she's on the market and you're going to LA. Maybe you'll confine her in LA. I know. I got Disney land. Go find Zoe Dishonel. No, I got to figure out ones the next time I'll be around her again. Probably if I go to South by Southwest, she'll probably be there. Let's go this year. I'm totally down. I always want to go with you wherever you're going. I'm like, yeah, we're gonna go and then it wasn't happen. That's cool. Okay, vibrators are not intimidating to men as survey finds. If you've ever thought that men are threatened by women using vibrators, a new national survey set might prove you wrong.

According to the survey, which pulled 3,000 Americans, age 18 to 60, the idea that vibrators are intimately to women's sexual partners is largely held by women. While 70% of men profess they had no problem with the buzzing toys, 37% of women either agreed or strongly agree with the idea that using a vibrator would be upsetting to their partners. So, and it found that 45% of men owned up to using a vibrator with their partners. So, this is good news, everyone, because I've held that belief. And, till I

saw this study, I always thought, and because we've also gotten a lot of emails about it, and I've had a lot of conversations with them, and I think you're intimidated by vibrators. And I think that a lot of men are like, well, I'm not actually a friend who recently, I talked about this few weeks ago, that he was like, I'm bummed, she has to use a vibrator to have an orgasm with me.

She has to use a vibrator and it pissed him off, because he felt like he wasn't really doing it. Because he isn't. He's not bringing it to the table. No, some women need clitoral stimulation from vibrator. You're a women. You're too small, dude. That's why. You can't make it. You can't make it. He doesn't have a small weiner. I saw a picture of it.

You can't sat a phone. Because I said the same thing and then he had a picture of his weiner. Yeah, but he probably, there's ways you can angle your weiner to make it look bigger in a phone. Really? You've done that? Yeah, it's like, they call them myspace angles. Myspace angles? Yeah. It's like on my space, like you can make yourself look skin in a fun way. Really? You've done that? Yeah, it's like, they call them MySpace Angles. MySpace Angles? Yeah. It's like on MySpace, like you can make yourself look skinnier

and stuff like that. Okay, do you? I mean, this is like when, I know I'm talking about MySpace and it's all about mySpace now, but. Yeah, MySpace who? What? But the terminology came from MySpace. I think MySpace.

I can break it down for you real quick. Okay. You want it? It's kind of funny. Yeah. Okay. Not not dissing overweight people because I am 40 pounds heavier than I usually am. So I am also overweight. But this is what you can, these are the signs, okay? If it's a big girl. Number one,

It's a big girl. Number one, her main photograph is a sunset scenery. Okay, number two, it's of children. That's a main, not her. Number three of maybe cats, animals. Number four, if it's a group picture of like a bunch of girls. And then you just look for the girl, the largest girl in the group. That's the girl that owns that profile.

How I just a picture of her face, then yeah, and then that's also if every single photo is just a picture of their face, then the rest is very large. And I'm not knocking big girls, big girls. Big girls are fine, but you can just bottom out on. I'm just saying just don't try to hide it. That's all. Right. It is. You know, your big fat booty should be your picture. Facebook you're on there to

look for some men just to lay it out on the table. Don't try to hide from it. Right. You know, this is the good topic actually like what are the what do what does it mean people's pictures like the guy like if you're on a dating site like match or what any dating site and it's like the guy with his art like the girls cut out and it's like his picture of the Xarm and you can still see like her blonde hair on him, but that's like the best picture you have is you and your ex and he's holding like a red cup drinking.

Like those are the worst pictures. Yeah, I immediately unfollow any dude that doesn't have a shirt on. Yeah, that's a great idea. Like that, I de-friend him. Like I don't want to be a friend with a dude that's like, it's taking a picture of himself with his camera phone in his bathroom with his shirt off. Do you guys do that?

Yeah. I don't, I don't know. Yeah, they do. Reject. I should go through my Facebook and delete all those people. I do. That's a good idea actually. Okay.

Um, the depot, depot, provera birth control shot could cause memory loss. Bad news for the women out there prefer taking the birth control in shot form from depovera. It may cause memory loss. A new study from Arizona looked into the effects of depovera's active hormone on rats and the results weren't great. When the rats attempt to work the way through water maze, the ones given the hormone exhibited signs of memory impairment. So the good news that the problem has only been

proven on rats right now, but I know a lot of women who get the deprivation shot because it means you don't have to take a pill every day. It's pretty popular. So. Those are classy women. And you'd think that with my memory loss, I wish I could blame it on those are classy women.

Yeah. Why? My buddies make fun of girls that get the shot. They think, yeah, they're like, oh, those are classy women. Why? My my buddies Make fun of girls that get the shot Really? Yeah, they're like, oh those are horrors. No, it's Take a pill every day. No, do you have to put makeup on every day? Do you look on the mirror every day? Do you have to wear something every day? Do you buy 10 different pairs of shoes every day? Do you know how hard it is to be a woman? Did I say it was my statement? You can wear your fucking t-shirts every day and be the same thing We got to take pills. We got to get our nails done. We got to get bikini wax

We got to get our hair colored, but if you get the shot your horror. That's all I mean, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said. It wasn't me My buddy say that's that's cruel They're like oh she's such a horror that she doesn't even have time to take a pill because she's always boning I just don't want to meet your dumb friends. Forget it. Okay. The courts are still ruling on Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nipple slip. Are you serious?

Dude, how much taxpayer money are they spending investigating her goddamn nipple slip from three years ago? That's more than three years ago. Two years 2009. spending investigating her god damn nipple slip from three years ago that's more than three years ago two year two thousand nine just today an appeals court and filly throughout the case now maybe had a back to the supreme court yes the Janet Jackson nip slip was heard by the supreme court in two thousand nine and sent back to the appeals court now

so i guess it was two thousand nine is when it went to the movie is two thousand eight who cares who cares i mean i'm sorry even brought it up. I had no choice. It has affected the industry of... Oh, totally.

All broadcasting, but it seems like radio is such the whipping boy for FCC. It is so bad. That's why it was almost completely impossible for you and I to do a show on Trusty O'Radio. And remember, like you can say, it used to be like so free-flowing. Before that happened, like we wouldn't have all the parts of it. I know, that's when I started doing Trusty O'Radio too.

And menist, I would have heart attacks because I would buy mistakes, say, stuff that I wasn't allowed to say. Yeah, and I would have to take, I would have to use this thing called the dumb button. But it's affected. Why, if you turn on your radio and you remember like oh 10 years ago I remember there was all these funny wacky morning shows and where are they? Yeah, that's why cuz the radio took them down cuz there were two wacky and swearing and

We're swearing. Yeah, too risky cuz now, you, you get hit with the find and the company's just fold. Back then, like, you get hit with the find and then they would fight it. But now it's just so. That's why I like that we do not have to deal with any regulations whatsoever. We can do it ever the how we want. Yeah.

We can sit here and naked on camera. He's fair. Maybe one day, after my playboy shoot, I'll just walk around naked all the time because then I'll be like, everyone's already seen me. I've got nothing to hide. Yeah. Yeah, what the hell?

Okay, we can get into some e-vails. Go for it. Okay, dear Emily, I go to church. Even my pastor says masturbation is normal. I try to think of only my wife, no porn. Try to stay away from the porn because I'll watch it and then feel guilty and be cranky to my wife because of my guilt.

I'm still struggling with pornography and still feel guilty about masturbation. What advice can you give to me to get over that guilt of masturbating? I'm living in sin for wanting to watch porn. I also want you to know I just love your show. Thanks, Jason. He's from Oregon and he's a premium friends with benefits member. Oregon. They hate when I say, the heat when you say that. Oregon. Oregon. Oh, Jason, my love.

I'm so glad you wrote in because this is a huge, huge topic. A lot of people feel guilty about masturbation and it all comes from religion and I'm glad that your pastor said that masturbation is normal because it is 100% normal watching. porn is normal, fantasizing about somebody other than your wife is normal, there is, you are not doing anything wrong. Many people do feel shame or guilt are on masturbation and it does come from religious messages from growing up from, it's mostly religion. It really is. There's so much shame. There's so much shame, right? No, but there is. Did you grow up, well, you didn't grow up super religious, did you? But I've so many friends who grew up with like their parents saying, if you masturbate

you go blind, they go to Catholic schools and the schools are all saying don't masturbate. So it's really hard messages. And people who receive these negative messages when they're young often carry these feelings into adulthood. So he must have started young. And you know, it is like all the stuff from childhood we carry into adulthood until we really work It through and we release it. It's totally natural and I would say talk to I would tell you Jason that the most important thing You can do because these are like deep-seated issues. It's almost like abuse in a sense of someone who had like severe

Abuse or who'd been raped or whatever when they're younger they need therapy. They need talk to a sex Maybe you could go talk to a sexuality educator, a counselor, or a therapist to move through these issues because I bet that they're a lot more deep rooted than you think. And I don't think this is an issue that you're gonna be able to think your way out of because it sounds like you're doing a number on yourself

with all the guilt in your head. And it's to be hard to work on that on your own. And I'm glad that you did talk to your pastor about it being normal, but it sounds like even though your pastor gave you the green light to masturbate, you're still feeling like it's not normal. And so all I can say is that you need to like break this down with someone in therapy and release it so you no longer carry around these negative images, these negative issues around masturbation because honey honey it is completely normal. The guy that I saw at 7 a.m. in an empty parking lot when it was foggy masturbating holding up

a wallet size photo of some chick should be shameful. I'm just saying that. I don't know. You should feel shame that I had to see that. Yeah. Well, you, yeah, exactly. I mean, I'm not saying't know. That I had to see that. Yeah. Well, you, yeah, exactly. I mean, I'm not saying, but the bottom line is that masturbation is normal, but public masturbation is illegal. Oh, believe me. It happened to all the time.

I know. It happens all the time. And what's up with the guys? They are not mentally stable. I hear about all the time on public transit of guys. I know. I heard that. Shocking off and like looking at girls on public transit That's why I don't take public transit me neither. I don't want seeming on my ass from sitting on the seat I mean, I only want seeming on my ass if I've choose to have yeah, definitely yeah I

Yeah, and I don't even like taxis. I hate I hate taxis here here. Dirty, you're kind of a germaphobe, aren't you? No, I'm not. Well, ever since I didn't see that movie that I mentioned the other day, but, um, I am a big supporter. They're not a sponsor of Uber. Everybody that's in a major city, New York, Chicago, L.A., San Francisco. Well, not L.A. But coming to L.A.

Use Uber is a private car service that you just open up the app and They'll bring a private car right to you. I've heard about that. Yeah, I've used it all the time. Yeah, I've heard about it It's it's here who were you with the UC? I don't know No, I don't have an iPhone but yeah, but I'm getting one but some dude I was out of date with a while Oh really how that go see how I pick up on these things. Oh, yeah, you don't got the app Yeah, some guy used it. I was impressed the car was right there was like last Halloween or something. I was going on a date with someone Really yeah, yeah, it was a long time ago. I can't remember Okay, I mean it's always I can't remember well, I mean it was a long long time ago the date okay

I kind of want to get into The the topic of the day. Okay. Okay, so we just did one email, but I'd like to move into the topic because it's all about faking orgasms. A recent poll done by Cosmo Magazine revealed that 86% of women have faked an orgasm before, and 90% of the fakers do not plan on telling their partners. Furthermore, another study showed that 25% of men fake orgasms. I don't see how men fake orgasms, but they do, but either you've ejaculated or you didn't, but if they have a condom on, they could whip the condom off and pretend. Have you ever faked an orgasm? No. Right. And I'll believe

that the younger generation fakes orgasms. You do you don't I don't believe I think women these days just call out guys are just straight up that I'm not doing it. I think that was Faking the orgasm was maybe I don't know Seven years ago. I think I think when people I think we're people talking about all the time. It would be came from that famous movie scene. What was it? Harry Metzali. Harry Metzali. That's where it was exploding all over the scene. Yeah, but I think the women fall into it because they're like, I have all this pressure that I'm supposed to orgasm and I'm not and I feel bad.

I guess 30 somethings, 40s maybe, but not these younger kids. I don't think they're doing that. Okay. Well, well, do you fake it? You know me. Feedbackatsexwithemily.com. And you can also find me on Facebook and Twitter, sex with Emily.

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Ooh, somebody's gonna see that I like the page that's had sex on it. Ooh, whatever. Whatever, get over it, dude. Okay, and tomorrow November 4th is National Don't Fake It Day. Yeah. And women are promoting, and they're promoting women to stop pretending and actually have the climax you deserve or at least fess up to your guy why it's been happening so you can work on the situation

together. The Kila. The Kila is not going to help you not fake it and just might help you tell the truth that you're not having one. Really? No. It might help you. It's an actual relaxer. You never know what's going to help you. Because you always say that big reason why there is not an orgasm, I'm so tired right now. Big reason why is there so many things in their head. Right, we can't go over the shopping list. Take a shot, get that out of your head.

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You're on your phone the whole time texting and tweeting. Yeah, because I'm drunk texting and bunch of chicks. Are you? Yeah. That's good. Good times. Okay. Top 10 signs that she is faking it.

All right. She's done before you are. As much as men like to believe they have the lasting power of a dursal battery, this truth is studies show the average man takes three to five minutes, which he wore as a mean while takes the average woman 15 to 40 minutes. Jesus, age. Yeah, yeah. So if she comes before you do all the time that is rare

She could be faking it It's true Okay, number nine. Okay, that was number 10. These are the top 10 times number nine Too much talking Yeah, you have to understand that when a woman reaches an orgasm She loses all control over motor skills and have seriously restricted speech So during her supposed climax if she's yelling out lines from your favorite porno, she's likely pulling a fast one on you.

You bitch! If she's like, oh, oh, baby, baby, I'm coming, uh, uh, she might be faking it. Not all. These are just the signs. She's definitely faking it. Number eight, she's glancing at the clock. Ugh.

Remember those great school days when your eyes were glued to the clock in the sheer boredom? Well, the same bus for your woman in bed if you catch her peeking at the clock. Remember those grade school days when your eyes were glued to the clock in the sheer boredom? Well, the same goes for your woman in bed if you catch her peek peeking at the clock, you're in trouble. I've totally done that before. Not when I'm faking it because I try not to fake it. I don't fake it anymore. I have faked it in the past, but Women get insecure that it is taking too long and we do look at the clock and we do say like, oh my god It's been 12 minutes like are he's going down on me. We are stressed we have a lot of pressure to orgasm from you guys and I've looked at the clock but I didn't fake it necessarily.

Okay brushing your teeth was the closest you came to for play. Next to watching Sex and the City Reruns for play is one of women's favorite activities. If you jumped into bed and got right to business, chances are she won't end the session with an authentic O. You need to do foreplay for an hour and a half. Shot up. You just said that to F with me right now. No. An hour.

We're not foreplay. We are not warmed up. Hour. Two hours. Women are not warmed up. So if you just like go in and you like rip her pants off and you do have this up. Our. Two hours. Shh. Women are not warmed up. So if you just like go in and you like rip her pants off and you do all this stuff. Okay, no, I'm gonna make out with you.

If I like making out with you, if not, then don't force me to. Like maybe I like having sex with you, but maybe remember I told you, there's some people you just like kissing and some it just, it just doesn't work. Yeah, but I'm not talking about kissing only. You could be touching her breasts

So not kissing her you could be kissing her down below. Yeah, but they don't like it when you just touch the breast and you don't kiss them They're like put your hand away. I think that you have too many restrictions I think that the women that you think you don't like to kiss you actually would like to kiss I I kissed them and then I immediately know If I like you know immediately it takes a while to get to a scene groove. You don't you never kiss somebody immediately knew that you like kissing them. I have but I usually know every single time. See I think the fact that you think that you know you don't know. How are you telling me? Because I don't believe anything. I don't believe that you never you never

kiss somebody. I have. I've immediately known that it wasn't good, but I've usually worked to make it. Oh, I'm saying good. Like, oh, this is gonna be it. This person is gonna be amazing. Yeah, I have every time. I have. Yeah. But I've also had people who weren't so great, but I still may go with it. So what am I saying is not true then? I don't know. Yeah. See, just I just like to tell you that you're not gotcha. I thought you know. Yeah, see? I just like tell you that you're not. Gotcha. I thought you were saying that I can tell right away

if I don't like kissing someone, so I'm not going to kiss them again. I will kiss them, but I'm not just going to spend an hour kissing them. Right. Okay, like you want me to. If I just don't have like, if I don't have that kissing connection with them, then I'm not going to spend my time kissing them. Okay. Sorry, not going to happen.

Okay. But if I like kissing them, I can't kiss them for hours. So you're sex with plenty of women that you don't kiss? Like I'll make out them for a little bit. Cool, but I'm not going to put in the time. I love kissing. I do too, but only with people that I have like a kissing connection with. I understand.

I understand kissing connection. You need it. Okay. Number six, your socks are still on and she doesn't care. These are signs that she might be faking it. Everyone knows some of the best sexes during the honeymoon phase of a relationship. These days, the days when she, she's always wearing the sexiest lingerie and you manage to shower every day.

Further down the road, she conveniently keeps forgetting to shave her legs and you leave your socks on during the sex, during sex sex one of the most unattractive things Men's can why if she doesn't seem phased you may as well forget the orgasm what not attractive man and socks man and black socks What man like I just picked your guy I don't know why I Picture black socks. I know but like I don't want to see a naked man with only his black socks on What's wrong with that? I lose my boner. Full Hads matte suits and had sex. Do you have you at sex in your tinky winky uniform? No, not yet. I think I got I got to cut a hole in it

Still even done that. No. Oh, I'm surprised. Um I did have a friend though one of my DJ friends that he had an ingrown toenail so bad that he never wanted to take off his socks when having sex. We made fun of it all the time. Oh, just go to get a pedicure. Oh, yeah, socks are not cool. It's so bad. Okay, number five, it wasn't free. People say money can't buy happiness. Granted, these people are usually broke. Money can, however, buy orgasms. Don't believe me. Oh, God, you're gonna like this one. Buy your woman dinner, some diamonds and tickets to the South of France all the same night and you'll have the best sex of your life and she'll pretend

to have the best of her. God damn right, because those women got those mining hats on. They're digging. They're digging for that gold. Some women, not me. They got the light on on the hat and everything. Okay. Number four, it's your birthday. If out of all 365 days of the year today The day you seem to be rocking her world. It might just be a birthday present She might not have really had norgasmio again if she's faking it. Why do I care? I mean, I love this I love the sound fire, but if she can't get there, what am I supposed to do? You're that cut that's coming up next.

Okay. But I've been talking for six years with you about how people, how to help enhance her experience. Oh, we'll get in a sex toy, awesome. But in the moment, you know, why do you care? Do you feel kind of bummed that she had a fake it? She doesn't have to fake it.

But she did. Don't you wish she didn't? I wish, I wish that she didn't.'t I thought I wish that she would just be real So I'll try harder next time. Okay, okay. Yeah, how about that sounds much better. I don't need her to But women fake it all the time and tomorrow is natural don't fake it days Yeah, okay body language the most famous type of body language is the O face Which is not only impossible to fake, but women would actually want to look like the exorcist.

Not everyone will show all the signals from her body, but looked for flush cheeks, twitching of the legs, lip biting, arch back during climax and hard nipples. The most famous sign might be the O face, but the one that occurs 9-10 times and is impossible to hide with those nipples. And if you just had sex, she's clearly not cold. Yeah. So she gets cold right away. I had a cramp all the way down my leg from my, from my hip down to my leg. I thought I was going to die when I had a stop in the middle of sex. Like, you know, as a more. Yeah, later, but I had to pause

because my leg was cramping up so bad. Seriously, I thought that I was gonna die. Wow. Yeah, have you ever had that happen? Not during sex, but I've had a cramp leg. I've never had a cramp leg during sex. Oh, man, it was so bad. I'm sorry that happened to you.

It was so bad. What does it have to do with faking orgasms? I don't know. I just wanted to share that story. Thanks for sharing, baby. OK, the Venus trap. Number two, uncontrollable downstairs muscle spasms are one of the biggest indicators

because it simply can't be faked or hidden. This is her nether region spasming out. During the orgasm, your girl will have possible of the 10 contractions with the first few being the strongest. When they take grip, the feelings is impossible to ignore. And number one, her clitoris is gone. Where'd it go?

The clitoris had retracts just moments before she orgasms. The disappearance of the clitoris gives you a broad hint. Keep the tempo and keep it up. You do not have to be down there to say disappear and neither do you have to put the lights on. It is something you can feel Position yourself in an angle where it's possible to rub her clitoris while you are still pumping under the pretext They're giving her added added pleasure feel the situation with your hand to establish whether or not you're about to be duped if she for if it If she's acting like a person on the throws a passion and the clitoris is still there

She's faking or I got a lot of gun on the clitoris and say break yourself clitoris is still there. She's faking her orgasm. I'll pull a gun on the clitoris and say, break yourself clitoris. Break yourself clitoris. You don't have to get out of the job. So that is the 10, that's those are 10 reasons how she might be faking it. And we don't have time to get into that. Oh, damn.

We'll save her tomorrow. Yeah, why she fakes it? Break yourself clitoris. That is so funny beyond belief and you're totally not getting it right now I'm not getting it I don't know learning you're getting it she's dying right now okay you're funny to like some people okay tomorrow we're gonna talk about why she fakes it what you can do about her faking it and for the

ladies how to tell them that you've been faking it. Okay. You've been listening to what, what else are you gonna say? Break yourself, clitoris. Break yourself. What's it from? It's just a street term. I don't know street term. It's when you're like robbing somebody.

You say break yourself. Oh, I've never been Rob Dorhead. I know no one who robs. And then that person becomes shocked and they're like excited. So that's why I would say break yourself glitterist. I get it. Yeah, you should have teachers that say break yourself glitterist.

That'll be my next round of pictures. Yeah. Meanwhile, you never wear your sex selfie t-shirt. I do, but the one that you get me have like a gist ain't on. I know, they weren't perfect. They were imperfect. All right. Okay, everyone, remember you can find me on Facebook and Twitter,

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