Sex With Emily - Episode 351 - Ginger Lovin'

Episode Date: December 7, 2011

Emily wants all the foot fetish men out there to buy her expensive shoes and Menace wants to cuddle a lot during the holidays. Emily's assistant explains why “ginger” sex is better than other kind...s of sex and how she randomly got in a relationship after dedicating herself to single life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that block our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them a bygone Hey, I'm only you got a boy because my man he here. He just got his heart broke anything she kind of cute The girls got a her stand. It's Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge?
Starting point is 00:00:26 What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
Starting point is 00:00:37 You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go toathamely.com. You can also find me on Facebook and Twitter, sex with Emily and like my page, tweet with me, do all those fun things with me. So, God, I just feel like the holidays are all of a sun on top of us. Like the Christmas lights everywhere and everyone's like it's dark at night and everyone's kind of hunkering down getting into relationships or dumping their people so they don't have to buy them Christmas gifts. One or the other. Because when the lights get dark, don't you think men is that's kind of hunkering down getting into relationships or dumping their people but so they don't have to buy him Christmas gifts. One or the other, because when the lights get dark, don't you think,
Starting point is 00:01:08 man, it's kind of depressing and you just want to cuddle with someone? Yeah, around the holidays, you always kind of want to have somebody with you. Yeah, I don't have anyone right now, but my dog's just going to be the wrong fire. You've got to open gifts. No, nothing. I've got nothing. And you're not going home, fun. I'm not going home.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I know. What are you going to do over Christmas? Go to Vegas again? I should visit some family. Because I'll have my family lives around here. I'll go say what's up. I know, but you don't see your family enough. I'm like, hey, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I know. But I found out my mom, she even asked me. She told me that she's coming here in February. Oh, that's good. I can't wait to meet her. Can she come on the show? Hell no. I want to meet your mom.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I really want to meet mom. I just need to ask her some things. No way, mom. You want to ask my mom things? My mom knows nothing about me. I'm going to tell her every single friggin thing she needs to know. Oh, she is. She's going to make me move to Spokane, Washington.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, I think you gotta have your handle on this in your little menace. Then you'll have no one to run the buns for you. I need the bun runner. I love how you run the buns. It's so hot. Today's show, we are talking about lots of things.
Starting point is 00:02:18 We are talking about, oh, we've got a contest going. We're gonna pick three winners for the mask products. These are these little list-terrain strips by mask, M-A-S-Q-U-E. It's called yourmask.com. And they're like a list-terrain strip that you take before you perform all sex and a man. If you don't like the taste of semen, they last for 15 minutes. So hopefully you do your job and he comes within 15 minutes and you take these strips and
Starting point is 00:02:45 they're amazing. So we're going to give away three goody bags. You're going to get a t-shirt, multiple packages of the product and some other goodies. So all we need is your t-shirt size and your best oral sex tip that you can send to feedback at sexwithamily.com. We've also got a new poll on the site is anal sex, scary or sexy to you, a scary b-sexy. And also the holidays are coming up everyone shopping shopping shopping I really beg you to go to
Starting point is 00:03:09 adamaniv.com and buy all of your sexy gifts we just talked about on a previous show games how like games are really sexy toy like sexy gift for someone you can play these like sexy games and it's kind of fun when you're sitting around maybe you're decorating the tree or just having a quiet night home you can be like let's play a game. And the good thing about these sex games are that they bring up issues that you could, maybe not normally bring up with your partner, but you could learn a lot about them. They ask certain questions and they, it's kind of like a truth or dare or it's kind of
Starting point is 00:03:39 like one of those 20 questions games where you just put it all around sex. You can find a lot of those in Adam and Eve. And also Jimmy Jane, go to Jimmy Jane, go to my website, text them.com, you'll see the Jimmy Jane Pix page. These are beautiful, amazing sex toys that you can buy for your partner for the holidays. It is the gift that keeps them giving and it's a beautiful toy.
Starting point is 00:04:00 It's not intimidating. You can use them during intercourse. Just go check out what's going on at Jimmy Jane and you get $20 off if you order through my Emily picks page so please do that and I'm here with menace. Hi as you I was thinking of questions to ask you holiday questions Okay What are you what kind of gifts do you want to receive for the holidays?
Starting point is 00:04:22 I don't usually get gifts for the holidays because my family doesn't celebrate it Or what I want. Or you're not in a relationship. I Would like to receive you know, I'm not a big gift person. I mean, there's things I need like I'd love to get the iPhone You know Jimmy choose Jimmy choose are awesome. Oh Jimmy choose are out. They're never out. They're beautiful It's all about that Christian issues are out. They're never out. They're beautiful. It's all about that. Christian, Libutan, the baton. Yeah, those are awesome. I know. I want to pair. They're like seven in Cheels and they're like $900. And no, I'd like the plain ones are like $1,600. Like the plain ones are like 750. I go visit them all the time at Bernice because I love
Starting point is 00:04:59 that. They had when I was in Vegas, they had. Oh, Vegas has them everywhere. They had their own Oh, wow, so I was walking by and they actually you know me as a straight man I can still appreciate appreciate like Good looking clothes and they had some pretty amazing shoes and the ones that I saw are like 2700 did you buy some for your check? No, no, no, not. Oh, no. But the shoes, I saw the male line, the male line, and that's the one. That's so good, right? It's funny. When you say you always joke that menace jokes that women want Gucci bags thrown at them
Starting point is 00:05:32 and they'll be really happy. But the truth is, like, I've never had a guy buy me, not never. I did have a guy buy me like a Mark's Jacob's purse one, which is really nice. But I would like some really nice shoes like that. Like I just can't afford them them so that would be a nice gift Yeah, well you foot fetish guys out there Save your pennies. I'll make some Christian Libortons on my size 7 send them to me ASAP. I'll give you the address And it'll be awesome. What kind of gifts do you want?
Starting point is 00:05:54 What kind of gifts I want? Oh, my I'm very expensive. Do you think anything anything that I want is that costs a lot of money? Like what name one thing? Name one thing. I want a MacBook Pro. Oh. That's minimum, minimum 1700. It is? Is that what I have? Yes. MacBook Pro.
Starting point is 00:06:13 What do you have right now that you have a MacBook Pro? I have a freaking old MacBook. Oh, okay. And then, because I always have this fight between my work, I'm trying to always get them to buy it for, but they don't, because they want me to go PC and they say fuck that. Right, right, right. I'm trying to always get them to buy it. But they don't because they want me to go PC and they say fuck that. Right. Right. Right. I'm about Mac. And then, uh, yeah, the only other thing I want is a Canon 7D and that's like that runs you another 1800 bucks. Oh my god. Those are the only things like
Starting point is 00:06:37 I can't get to either one of those. Those are things that I really need in my life. Everything else is just whatever. Right. I got it. Yeah about these girls that you're sleeping with? Would they buy me those? Maybe they could afford it. What would be a sweet gift that a girl could get you that you'd appreciate if it even if it doesn't involve a USB cord? A sweet gift that they could give me? I think it would be a good gift.
Starting point is 00:07:00 That would involve a USB cord. I don't know. Free pizza for a month. Yeah, I don't know. The pizza of the month club. As long as that's something stupid, you know, I can appreciate it. Okay. I think it's like some baseball.
Starting point is 00:07:18 I call the local. Oh, yeah, I think I mean, like really nice top of line to Kila. What's your favorite kind of? My favorite kind although there's a lot that I like right right right. I mean, I love Patron They have like these really nice bottled like the top of line edition like the special edition Patron. That's really good silver and then they have they have these dequila guns are only 50 bucks It's a killer gum. We should dequila them. It's a gong.
Starting point is 00:07:46 It's a glass gun and then inside of it is dequila. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That's really cool. Yeah. Okay, I've got to think about what I would want but I don't really think I have any gifts coming because we don't believe my family is insulated. I don't really have any gifts.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Yeah. But I'm fine. My life just living every day is a gift. It is. It is a gift. It is. It is a gift. This gift of health. And fellas, try to date women that have birthdays near Christmas because then he can just knock out. Kill two births when Stone exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:14 You're like, here's something really, really nice. Yeah, that's one. Do you ask a girl like when her birthday is? And if it's right near Christmas, then that's just a bonus. I thought that would always be a buzz kill to be one of those girls, who had one of those people who had your holiday, your Christmas, your birthday, your holidays, because then you get screwed.
Starting point is 00:08:31 It is outside. Yeah, outside. Yeah, minds in June, by the way, if you wanted to. I'm barely on the, on the edge, minds October 28th. Yeah, you're perfect. You're not. You're not.
Starting point is 00:08:42 But I don't get outshined by Halloween. OK, that's good. All right, you are in your Halloween But that's what I miss of this year. I'm really sorry And then did I already see the Jimmy Jane if you go to my picks page you get $25 off purchases over $100 and a lot of Their gifts are over $100, but they are amazing Beautiful sex the most beautiful sex toys out there for the holidays. Yeah, they are it truly truly are So today's show we're gonna read some emails and then we're going to get into some of the health benefits of sex.
Starting point is 00:09:08 No, we're nuts. We're special on that. Oh, what are we doing? Oh, Kelsey. Yeah, because we were about to go into what we're going to talk about. And then Kelsey, for some reason, has searched Ramblin about how she has a boyfriend and she's in love. And I go, fine, we're going to talk about that instead of what we're gonna talk about on the show today
Starting point is 00:09:26 Oh, I didn't realize we were usurping that yeah, we are okay, let's go get her up here get up here Kelsey, you can see all camera. She's on love and a lot of you a lot of you She's like oh my god. I go down on my man every single day This back so if you're watching the show as you know, we are on camera every single day. Okay, if you're watching the show as you know, we are on camera every single day, you can watch. You've got a webcam. This is Kelsey, my wonderful assistant. Oh, I love her. And okay, tell us about what's going on with your boyfriend. He said his bandjuice tastes like strawberries. That's how I'm sure I love it. It doesn't taste terrible. So you don't need the mask. I don't believe in oh no I don't not believe in the mask, but I
Starting point is 00:10:07 I'm all for like things taste how they do we might as well embrace it. Yeah, good So I'm not into like anyways, okay, you're in love How does all go down because I didn't even realize you had your in relationship I am in a relationship even though I was very dedicated to being single for all this time. Yeah, you were. I told Emily that I would always be single. And Emily's disappointed. I'm disappointed because I wanted to go
Starting point is 00:10:31 horror around and tell these stories, but she's now got a boyfriend. We met him though, we played. He's very cute, he's sweet. So boring. He's a ginger, so. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Ginger guys, it's hard for ginger guys out there. No, he's adorable. He's adorable. But that was the first thing I said. I'm like he's adorable. Okay, so let's rewind okay How did you meet this guy? Um, he actually is my friends friend and when I first met him I hated him. I thought he was an asshole because he's read because he was an asshole and yeah I feel that but that's what guys that's what guys do they play that game of being an asshole to get you to live no no it didn't work at all I I oh it didn't work at all and you guys are together Whatever it's about seven months to work. Yeah, it's good. It's a good game So what was what was the final thing that got you? No, no, no, no, so you met your friends real quick. Okay, sorry. Yes
Starting point is 00:11:22 I want to slow it down. I just want to break down every detail Okay, so what was that what was that point where you started talking in a nice way to them? Um, I don't know We would we would usually drink together and I actually set him up with my best friend gateway right there And so my best friend has slept with him. Oh Now it's getting interesting, everybody. And she gave him a very good review. So, then you had a deal. So you had him, you had him, she had multiple orgasms.
Starting point is 00:11:52 And I was like, oh, really? I never thought of on on on on. See, you guys, you see, you went on like super cool with that kind of stuff. Like, seriously? Talking about? No, it is like hooking up with each other. No, I think guys are much more right.
Starting point is 00:12:04 No, no, no, no, no, no. Totally bad. No, guys put on, no, no, no, I think guys are much more No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys put on Yes, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys put on the guys put on the front like they They don't care, but Actually women and I have to give it to women women. Honestly, do not care. They'll joke around about it. They'll talk about it all that stuff They're like totally cool with it guys put on a front that they're cool with it, but they're not cool with it, to be honest. And then there's a point that I give for women that they can actually do that.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I don't know, I think some men are cool, some men are cool. Yeah, I'm hoping. I mean, some guys, but guys actually have feelings for a woman that they really love. Like guys can, yeah, they can bang like the same chick that they think is a whore. But if a guy is really in love with a chick and they find out that they're one of their friends slept with them, then that's really hard for them to deal with.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah, I think it's hard for women too, but. All right. Yeah, for sure. To go back to it. So anyway, so you hooked her up. Yeah, and they hooked up a couple of times. Yeah, and they're just banging. Yeah, they hooked up a couple times. Yeah, and they're just banging. Yeah, they were banging and what happened?
Starting point is 00:13:09 Um, he was getting a little weird. He just went through a breakup. I don't know. He got a little weird with her and she dumped him. Okay. Which was fine. And then you're just there to stop. No, no, not even.
Starting point is 00:13:23 And then he tried to make out with me at a bar And I rejected him and that was so much fun I was like you think you can get with anyone Right that he did yeah No, okay, okay, so he then he rejected her and then we're we were hanging out and I didn't see him a while We're playing super smash brothers. So why are you guys hanging out even though this is cuz we have friends in common Okay, but you didn't have like any ill will to run because one your friend broke up with your best friend You say like dumped him then then
Starting point is 00:13:59 Then he tried to make out with you when he was banging your best friend No, he wasn't banging her anymore But he but he banged your best friend and then he tried to make out with you when he was banging your best friend. No, he wasn't banging her anymore. Actually, he banged your best friend and then he tried to make out with you. Like, this doesn't seem like a class guy. I'm not talking bad about him now. We're going to get into that. But tell me, what kind of game did this guy spit for you to change your mind? Yeah, I wasn't into that at that point because I feel like he thought he was rejected. and I was like, are you just trying to like, you know, look around the room and figure out
Starting point is 00:14:29 some other way to like get laid tonight. Yeah, so I rejected him then, but um, then you're playing Super Mario Smash Brothers and you're drunk, right? You're drinking. Buzz. Yes. See? I don't like this alcohol thing that you perpetuate on the sex challenge show. Everybody needs to be etped up to have sex. No, we were only buzzed. Okay, okay, so you're only buzzed and then what? Then you started making out, right? Yeah, and I was like there are people in the room and then he was like, well he decided that he needed to spend the night at the apartment in the night.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Of course he did. I didn't, I didn't, I just spend the night here. I lost my car keys. Yeah. So then we were both like, oh, we're both spending the night in the same room, you know. Uh-huh. And then what, did you sleep with them? Um, um, something we were talking about. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:15:22 I shouldn't be saying these things. Okay, we want to. So, he was actually really drunk and he... No, he was fine there. He threw up on himself. Oh, that's actually... Yeah! Yeah, I'm going to pass out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:15:40 But... So, you threw up on your bed? No, my friend's sleeping bag. Her like $300. I are Okay, okay, so he's threw up Yeah, and then he passed out, but you still supple them that night and it was really funny though actually Yes, or no kind of buddy Wait did you sleep with them before?
Starting point is 00:16:02 Throws up on girls. That's his, that's his, that's his four friends. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. I was worried. She was the ending of talking all night and you know I knew that I liked him when he like was super embarrassed that he threw up on his own head while I was giving him head and you were giving him head and he threw up and I'm sure hope he threw a head number you and he threw up on you on his own head it's it's a funny joke we have but no on his own head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was actually really funny in red.
Starting point is 00:16:46 We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her.
Starting point is 00:16:54 We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her.
Starting point is 00:17:02 We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. We love her. Okay. She was really upset and I was like, I was like, you know what Dylan? Oh shit, well, anyway. I was like, I don't care at all that you threw up on yourself. And I was like, what, I totally care. Yeah. But I was like, I'm so buzzer right now. I was like, in the long run, this doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:17:18 And he was like, thanks. Now can I stick my weener inside you? But yeah, that happened later. But it was the next day. What time? Oh, the next day. 6 AM. 6 AM.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Oh, that must have been terrible sex. It's the next day. No, man, it's 6 AM. It was all night and he's throwing up. I can't imagine how great it could have been. I love staying up all night like that though. Okay, okay. All right, tell me about the sex.
Starting point is 00:17:42 So what happened? Um, yeah, I guess he mostly just went down on me a lot That's awesome after you threw up he brushes teeth He brushes teeth men is like you've never thought oh you don't go down on with it But you've never thrown up and made up I would be afraid of puke chunks being Disgusting it was anyone to think about that he was really really, really giving and he was like, you know, my ultimate goal in sex is to like pleasure women and if I can't get someone off, I'm like upset about it. And most of the guys I've been with are like, they don't feel that way.
Starting point is 00:18:15 They go down on you for like two seconds. And like for me, that's the only way I get off. So, yeah, it was awesome. A lot of women need more. So, it's okay. This was an amazing night. It sounded like it was all right You love your life hold on we haven't moved to the part of after that. How long was the courtship? Okay, um How those the courtship like after this amazing drunken Mario Kart smash mother's puking vagina night. Did it take before you declared your love for each other?
Starting point is 00:18:51 Did you want to come with dates? It was actually, yeah, we don't really go on dates. We watch movies and have sex. Okay. That's fun. I used to do that. So wait, so,, so hold on. Now it's coming clear to me, you say you don't go on dates.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Have you, have you made an announcement that your boyfriend and girlfriend? Yes. You have. Is it Facebook official? It is not Facebook official. If we break up, I don't want to deal with that shit. And the last time I changed my Facebook status everybody was like what you know How to can't be a boyfriend. Don't do it. How's it though to the Facebook status? No listen to her listen to be more than anybody
Starting point is 00:19:37 Don't listen to me. I'm I feel listen to me or miss it doesn't say I'm single so I'm not changing. Oh, it's just blank My blank. I do not think that a relationship needs to be expressed through social media Exactly I've ever you guys are the devil If you love somebody or with them you you wouldn't be afraid to tell people oh my god I'm I have a boyfriend. Oh my God, the world will end. All of our friends know about. The sky will completely become fire.
Starting point is 00:20:10 There's no reason to do it. And it's only been like a month and some time. So yeah, that's way too soon for Facebook status updates. A month if you're, if I'm with a girlfriend for a month, then I'm gonna change my status that I have a girlfriend. Oh God. What? It's just so annoying. Why does everyone need to know I've been being here for a month and I'm gonna change my status that I have a girlfriend. Oh God It's so annoying like why does everyone need to know I've been being here for a month and now No one needs to visit my Facebook and now I'm gonna defend you because I don't give a shit
Starting point is 00:20:33 I don't want to know then that's fine. That's just giving I know but you do it after a month. That's nice I I'm never with anybody from See that's why we shouldn't be listening to you when it becomes, I am the director of social media for a major company. Yeah. You should listen to me when I listen to you, but I don't think that the right thing to do is to do the Facebook status boyfriend thing. Okay, then.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Then like minutes after you break up, you have to like change your status and then everyone's like, oh my god. Yeah, and then everyone's like, that's good, but that's a good announcement to let everybody know that you know you're back on the market Yeah, but then if you're always getting together and breaking up getting together and breaking out then everyone knows that I don't know people know my biz. Okay, then let's find it's you reading Kelsey a card. Okay, Kelsey Let's read you a card. So we have these cards the cards are from They're from Adam and Eve you can get that well you can't get this game
Starting point is 00:21:20 But it's called intimate for play and we were just talking about our last show about sex games that you can buy for the holidays. And they ask you questions. So you things you might want to find out about your partner that you on your own are afraid to ask. Play one of these fun sex games that are exploratory and you can learn stuff about each other. So we're going to ask Kelsey a question from this. Here's a question. All right. It's under the category of erotic.
Starting point is 00:21:49 All right. question. Here's a question. It's under the category of erotic. What have you not done sexually? That would you like that you would like to try? I would probably a three-sum. Now see what's pretty awesome about your situation is your best friend Ari slept with. Oh, yeah. And we actually all recently slept in the same bed together. Oh, yes. No three. Dude, this guy is getting hooked up. No, I've actually, I told like if he. You guys can have an interesting relationship. The biggest mistake he could make would be sleeping
Starting point is 00:22:20 with my best friend. So you guys all hang out together. Yeah, we're all friends. But do you make out with weird. That was someone else. He made out with one of her friends recently. It was apparently I told him to do it. I don't know. It's not Facebook exclusive. That's why. Yeah, no. Facebook did not make exclusivity. You do. And if you write it down, it's not like this. Since you work for the wacky sex show, he thinks that it's open to do whatever one it's a free for all you need to lay some you lay some laws down my friend
Starting point is 00:22:51 seriously I think we have some laws I dumped him on the spot so but then has your friend yeah but then we got back that's awesome wow okay let's try let's try another one, erotic, okay? Describe the feelings you have when you orgasm with a ginger. Ginger orgasms are actually better than other orgasms I found. I'll have why. Well, first of all, why?
Starting point is 00:23:22 Why is it so big of him? Because he like, I don't know, he's super good at going down on me. That's good. A lot of women can only orgasm through oral sex. So how much time does he do? Go down to new. As long as it takes for me to orgasm.
Starting point is 00:23:34 So could it be half hour? So could it be half hour? Well, the thing is, we both take a long time. We 69 a lot, actually. Oh, you like 69. I didn't before, but now it seems to be the thing to do. Yep. Well, what's this guy's background? Where's he from?
Starting point is 00:23:46 He's from Albany Albany, New York. No, like North of Berkeley. North of Oh see there's some Yeah, big town that I want to know in the Bay Area I think town's like Berkeley Okay, I never answered the orgasm question. Yeah, go for it. I'm going to look for another thing. Go for it. We're just all friends.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Yeah, describing an orgasm is really hard, but um, I don't know. And it's just like, I don't know. I usually have the Hitachi Magic Wand do my work for me, but um, it's just really fucking good. Do you use the Hatchee with him? No. I did it like in front of him once and I was like bored of it. I don't even use it anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:35 This is what I'm telling you. Oh my god. I used to be like in a relationship with my vibrator. Wow. And then the ginger, the ginger magic, Yeah. The ginger magic stick. Yeah. Is it touchy meds? It's, I don't know, it's just amazing and it feels great and like when you're about to get there and I don't know, it's more fun having someone's like tall on your vagina
Starting point is 00:24:59 when you're coming versus like, first thing a vibrator. Yeah. That's true. All right. Let me ask you another question. Show, tell me one way you would show a guy that you love him. Other than sex. Other than like cleaning up his bar from your friends. Oh, I never did that though. Oh, you didn't clean up. And you really don't love him. Yeah, I mean. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:25:25 It doesn't have to be him. I just eat in general, like something that you would do. Maybe the future. Oh, one Saturday, I stayed up until 6am while he was throwing up. Again throwing up? You have a dirty, white, cute galod. This guy sounds like a party animal. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Oh, no, this guy. I was like, this stomach flew or something. How about met this guy? No. She's at the book party. Let me see. Okay, fine. I'm gonna keep some going off.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Sorry guys, this is a busy week for me. Yeah, it's a busy time. We can wrap up in a second, yeah? Yeah, hold on. What is sentimental to you? What, okay, it's basically, okay, it's basically, what's something sweet that a guy can, that a guy does for you. Okay, it's basically, okay, it's basically what's something, what's something sweet that a guy can, that a guy does for you. They're like, oh, that makes
Starting point is 00:26:10 me really want to go down on him right now. Oh, yeah. Um, go down on me. Wait, this is like non-sensual. Non-sensual. No, like what's a sweet element up there? Yeah, what's something that a guy can do for you? Um, God, so maybe actually, you know what, I would like to go on an actual date. Have you guys ever gone on a date yet? No, no, see. Like, as much as I'm against, like, I think it's so boring that all people do is like, oh, we have this dinner right now. We go to this movie and then we're going to have missionary sex, whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:41 But I'd like to go out to like a nice dinner with like a bottle of wine. That's so fun. That's so fun. Because you know I'm all for two buck chock and I drink that all the time but it'd be nice to have like an adult date. Yeah. Do you think he could do that? I just don't think so.
Starting point is 00:26:55 You don't think it's anything. You know what? It's funny that you say that because I've actually, I was sleeping with somebody and I had amazing sex with them, but we never went on dates ever, ever. We met through mutual friends and so we would just hang out on my house and just bang and watch TV and drink. It's fun. And it's fun.
Starting point is 00:27:18 But then she started bringing it up how she would want to go out on a date and go, yeah, yeah, we'll go out and then we never went out and then she stopped hanging out with me. Yeah. Because I never took her out on a day. Why didn't you overtake her out? Were she not cute? No no she was cool. So why didn't you take her out? She was really the one who did. Um, uh, yeah I was busy with work. Yeah I was busy with work. I never could make time to go out on a day with her and I probably could continue great sex if I did take her out on a day. It's nice for guys to every once in a while women to go out and date and get out of your routine. And I did learn my lesson with that then I that's something that I should do.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I was thinking you told you what you wanted. She was like, listen menace. I want you to take care of her. You have to be sucking your penis, take me to dinner, make a reservation, order bottle wine. Yeah. No, it's good. Just don't want free meal. It's just you know the bottle wine here, it's good to mix it up. It's just good to mix things up
Starting point is 00:28:06 Like I'm just gonna watch movies and as you go today. I want that for you Yeah, no, I mean straight and he was like one of the best part about our relationship is that we don't need to do what other people Need to do like right we're perfectly happy just You know hanging out hanging out and I love that too, but like just like once Yeah, exactly get through something. I'll walk down the street. Yeah, I like it. Okay, thanks Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:28:29 This is my assistant Kelsey, sharing all about her romantic exploits. And this hilarious, I loved it. I loved it too. Okay. Is that it? We're done? Yeah, we're done with the show.
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