Sex With Emily - Fantasies, Fetish & FUNgasms

Episode Date: October 31, 2015

October is coming to its end, and Sex With Emily is here to help you close it out with a kinky, freaky bang! On today’s show, Emily is doling out tips and techniques for how to take your existing sexual inclinations the the next level of naughty. If you’re looking to spice up your sex life but aren’t sure where to start, Emily’s got a great formula for finding your hot spot. How do you turn your fantasies into erotic reality? What steps can you take to heat up your sensual massage? How can you and your partner amplify your porn fetish? Emily gives step-by-step guidance for all these sexy situations and also takes a call from a loyal listener looking to put her kinky sex preferences into practice with her partner. From fast food fantasies to blindfolds in bed, this Sex With Emily podcast is sure to help add some spice to any “vanilla” sex life — you might even catch Emily sing a jingle or two! Don’t miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off your side. I'm going. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily, we're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information, go to sexwithemily.com. Things are rocking there, we'll actually launching our new website this week. Are you serious? Yeah, Manis, how exciting is that? Very exciting. I haven't launched a new one since three since misadvised our show in Bravo Yeah, yeah, do you remember that whole thing and it's exciting. We're gonna have a store on there It's just gonna be a lot more like user-friendly because you know after 10 years you've got so much content

And now you can find all the podcasts and posts and videos and all this fun stuff a ridiculous amount of content Ridiculous you can see menace when he was just a baby. Yeah out of content. Rediculous. You can see menace when he was just a baby. Yeah. Sweet. What's going on? Oh my God.

I don't know. I haven't seen you either. What is happening in your life last time? Well, last time. Let's talk about that. I need to talk to you about that. Uh-oh. What happened?

Well, I'd just want to know. Okay. So actually, the show just came out. We recorded a show. We actually called it Guess Who's Having Sex with Emily. It was a money-man's show here because a lot of people joke with me. They're like, you're a show of school. It's not exactly Emily, but no one's having sex with Emily. It was a money-mancell show here, because a lot of people joke with me. They're like, your show is called Sex with Emily, but no one's having sex with you,

and it's never about your sex life. Well, guess what? We had a guest on the guy that I'm having sex with was on the show. I know. And Menace, I didn't tell you before we went on live that he was here and who he was. So it was awesome.

I think people have loved it, but what did you think about? You can just be real. No, I thought it was cool. I thought it was really interesting to actually have somebody on the show having sex with you. You know, how they, you know, just deal with you on a daily basis. I know. Men is your first question. I don't want to spoil this show, but we kind of get into it. He's like, how do you deal with the talking? It's so much talking. It'd be exhausting. I know, I know. But he likes it because he's got a big talker, so we compensate for each other.

Oh, sweet, that's good. Yeah, but he's nice, kind. Yeah, because my girlfriend, she's quiet too, so. Oh, so you guys just never talked, you just like sign language? No, no, no, we talk. I'm just saying that she's, I mean, when people meet her in public, they're like,

oh, wow, she's getting a text from a moray, stop talking. Stop talking about it. No, no. But yeah, yeah, just in public, when she meets new people, she's very quiet. You know, she doesn't know. I can't wait for it all to hang out again.

I think Ross even said to me, the guy, he was like, do you guys ever hang out? I'm not like, he goes like, friends, like we used to party all the time, and Sam and I just go, but. That's where it's all right now. I know you don't grab that much, but like, I think you don't have time.

I know what I'm talking about that. But that was a fault because I don't know. Everything you ever invite me to is on a weekday, you know, I don't go out on weekday. Speaking of which, this thank you for inviting to talk about this. We are finally narrowing in on the date of having our show in December, our 10-year anniversary show. December. Of course, we're going to pass the date by you.

Okay. We're doing it in Hollywood, West Hollywood. We hoe. We hoe. But I want to know from listeners, like, who wants to come? Will you come? If you're in, it's in the LA area, would you come in? You know, I've done a lot of workshops.

People come in from all over the Bay Area. I still think we're there. Los Angeles area. And we'll also be giving away free tickets and stuff. I mean, it's not going to be huge ticket price. But I'm wondering who's going to come. Yeah, that would be interesting. But I do meet people in the area all the time and I even freaking why they listen to the show, you know, so you never know. We never know

who's listening. I know. But we do appreciate when you do, like, you know, go on iTunes or go to other places and review the show and let us know that you're actually listening and you like it or you hate it. I know. I love me. I think to exactly let us know if it sucks. Just email me that part. It was funny because I think when I was in New York, I don't know if I told you about the sexual health expo, about a month ago, I realized in 10 years, I haven't done a lot of public events and that was a big event.

I mean, there must have been 60 listeners there that it was overwhelming. I was in a good way. I was like, oh my God, because I'm safe. It was just sitting here talking. And I know people listening because I see the numbers. I see people downloading it. But I'm like, wow, and they just came. They drove in from all over. And they were like, oh my, and it was just weird. This might sound like, oh my god, I'm having it.

Like they were like nervous or having a family. But you know me, I'm so, I'm like, thank you. I was like, oh, I'm like, do you want me to drink? I was so happy to meet our listeners. And they were so excited and they were so into the show. And get a drink? Like, I was so happy to meet our listeners and they were so excited and they were so into the show and remember everything and like, say, how do I man, I just love meeting our listeners.

It's like, to me, it's just as gratifying maybe if you guys have learned from the show or like the show, to meet you in person is just a gift. Yeah. For me too. It's cool. Yeah. So what's going on in there?

My mom isn't town. Oh really? Yeah, you miss that. But it was really fun. She, my, oh, my mom was on the show too. And that show is probably out right now. The show you got to check that out. She was really good. She talked about, um, she really, she revealed some secrets.

So did she meet your current, uh, who's a thing? How that goes? She met Ross. She likes them. She thinks he's a really nice guy. She thinks he's cute. She likes it. My mom's always like, I'm not going to buy the dress yet.

Yeah. She's like, I'm not going to get too invested. Yeah. That's what my mom always says mom's always like, I'm not gonna buy the dress yet. Yeah. She's like, I'm not gonna get to invest in it. Yeah, that's what my mom always says. She's like, I'm not going to go into our shopping. So yeah, no, she likes it. He's nice. I never picked bad guys. It's a good one. Cool.

You remember the guy who asked the latest crash? Oh my god, geez. Get over it already. Did I crash? Was it escalated? Yes. I meant it was from the car. That's the best way. I just want to forget about it.

I'm sorry. How what's going on with you? Uh, everything's good. Um, my dog is going viral right now. What? Chiro. Why is Chiro going viral? Uh, there was this video, um, where I have a security camera set up at my house. And there's this video.

She's in her dog bed and she's like trying to get something and she flips the dog bed on top of herself and is like going through the house so she looks like a turtle or a rumba and it is freaking hilarious and so I just posted on YouTube didn't think anything about it right I just thought it was funny so I shared it with some people. And somebody took the video and put it on Reddit, and it was on the front page of Reddit. And it went insane, and then I got contacted by all these companies

to license the video. Shut up, that's a dream. So I went with one company that doesn't much a TV stuff. Shut up. Yeah. Okay. So they hit me up, they license it, and- How much are they paying? Tell me offline. So I so I went with one company that doesn't much a TV stuff. Yeah, okay So they hit me up the license it and how much are they paying tell me offline? It's a lot of money I can't I can't like you could buy a house baby If it ends up in a TV commercial you can make a lot of money

Dude I've heard about this some guy whose dog was like knocking ping pong balls off the roof or something crazy So what's the thing about the same thing and they like made crazy money? Yeah, but I don't think I'm gonna make it. It's not that it's about the money, it's about the dog. I'm really glad for the dog about all the success for Churro. How can people find a video? I think the best way to just go to my original YouTube page, it's youtube.com slash white menace.

Okay, that is how long is the video? It's about a minute and a half. So TV shows have picked it up already. and so it was like on inside edition, and it's on like all these local news channels. Dude, that's the American Dream to go viral, you realize that. Yeah, I mean, I've already gone viral a couple times, but... Excuse me, I've never gone viral. Can I go viral 10 years? Yeah, it's getting naked already, and then you go viral.

Do you think that's it? Playboy's not even doing anything anymore. Yeah, they're tripping off that one. Dude, I can't even be post naked. I mean, maybe I would have given in after 10 years, you know? I don't understand. Yeah, but no. So yeah, that's fun and exciting. I know you're talking.

So you come home every night and you just like, check out the security camera to see what you're talking about, too? Oh, you can check it on your phone. Oh, of course. So you were like at work going, what are what Charles's doing? Yeah, and then I saw, like, what the hell's going on here, and then so I like downloaded it and Post it dude. I like want to stop the show and watch it right now. Yeah, it's hilarious

I know that's not you know if people want to see it. I'm sure you post it up on your blog Oh, we will tell you check it out and then So yeah, that's going on and then so I booked another trip gonna go to Europe for the first time Oh, I mean, I've been to Ireland, if you can consider it, but. Doesn't count. No, it does count. That's awesome for a trip, just for fun.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna go there. I love it. I love that you get all this time off. I honestly, I don't. I take a lot of weekend trips, but I get like maybe two weeks off a year. I love that.

Well, don't, how long are you gonna go for? I'm gonna see you. That's like a week. Okay, fine. Just let me know. Pass it by Madison to see if we can go out. Oh, see, it's available long you're going to go for. I'm going to see it. That's like a week. Okay, fine. Just let me know. Pass it by Madison to see if we can make it. Oh, see, it's available.

So that's what's going on in my life. Okay, well, that's good. Dog viral videos and more shirts. That's good. And then doing the radio show every day, which we shout you out all the time. I love that, the Woody show. The Woody show. I love that.

I can't, you don't have guests in there. Can I call in and give like a funny sex tip every day? You know, colors. Honestly, we're one show that it was funny because somebody just asked us to do it. You want it else. Well, we have four people on our show. Right, I met you.

I met them all. I love them. Yeah, so we have four people on a show. I get it. I forget. I'm just thinking because I love you. And I love you. I don't care.

I don't care. I call on the radio show that we get. I don't care. This is what I'm going to talk about. Oh, no, I'm just kidding. I see that. I know it's not possible on the show, but I love that you shut out.

Yeah. So one thing I say speaking of calling into shows is that we are now taking calls in the studio, and the thing is we can't really let you, it's not going to wear, but we can't let you know exactly when and the days, but we are going to keep you posted on future call and dates, and we'll promote closer to the date, and we will also post the call number.

So the best thing to do is to just, I think you should subscribe to my newsletter because it's actually very entertaining newsletter and it provides you with this information. It's all at sex at mme.com or Twitter, sex, Emily or Facebook, Facebook.com, slash, sex, whatever, on Instagram. We post it all over there. Another thing is, this is very exciting, man. Yes. We are giving away a goddamn civilian.

What? That's huge news. That's huge news, yeah, yeah. Never given away such a massive, massive gift. That's crazy. How are you gonna do it? Okay, here's the thing. It's three tiers of a contest.

So the last state to enter the first tier is tomorrow, October 31st. So this is how it is. So you have to send me your name, suggestion. What the hell should I name my Sibian? All right. It's blue and it's pretty. And I have pictures of it on my Instagram and I want to know what you think I should

name it. So email me, feedback at saxwithm.com. That's it. Then first week of November, this is three tiers. This is intense. We don't give a freaking sibling away to anyone. Then the first week of November, we pick our top 10 favorite suggestions.

Those people move on to the next tier. This is like a serious, like a reality show. We're gonna vote people off. No, so get the details on our website. Actually, that's the best way to do it. Sexwithmme.com, it's the blog call. It's called the gift that keeps on giving and you can see all the tears of the contest.

Because we want she to win. So that'd be, that's huge. I know, it's big time. That's a major giveaway. Because they don't just get those things out. Hell no, I'm the only 10-year-old that you won to me, and Nina Hartley. I think where the lunchies' porn star for free.

They'll just try it. And I was like, I was like, heartless first. I'm like, really? And then I brought in the office of their day, and they're like, oh, that's it. People think it's a huge, whatever. It's like, can carry it around. It just changes your life. It's really for good.

Cool. Major, your boyfriend and we were talking about it a lot on the show. The last show, people really need to look at that show about that. Check it. Yeah, guess who's having sex with them? Yeah.

Okay, so I got some sex in the news that kind of relates to you here, Menace. Okay. I really maybe think of you. Can we tell everybody that I'm holding a dog this entire time? Oh, okay, yeah. I thought you'd have more. Okay, so I'm dog sitting Stanley Anderson's dog, who also does the show with me from Love Line.

It's such a cool dog. He is the cool, like I actually kind of want to steal him. I just texted him. He's in Europe for two weeks now. I was like, I'm sorry Stanley, I've talked about it. I have a running way to go there. Like he doesn't make it sound. He's a little chihuahua.

He's 10, wow, he's a rescue. And he's just a lover, right? Like he just wants to cuddle. That's all I ever wanted. I know. And I'm taking good care of him. Yeah, good. And better.

I remember seeing this dog for years with uh, energy. Yeah, when I would pop into love line. Oh, yeah, he's been there ever. He's like, he's like a staple. So yeah, I love that you're loving him up. You better guard this dog with your life. I'm just saying. I am. This is a famous dog. A lot of people know who this dog is. He did. Yeah.

Hell yeah. I really used to talk about him in love line all the time. I'm sure people know Stanley Stanley that we should post pictures. Oh, we are we're actually doing um whole like Halloween things that we're gonna be Posting check on my answer. I'm gonna see pictures of Stanley and dress up. Okay, so this is for you to see I think of you Okay, frequent sex could help people get rid of kidney stones What did you or did you not have kidney stones? I suffer from kidney stones ever since I was 21. Okay.

I haven't had them lately. Does that mean you're having more sex? Um, that, and also I just don't really drink anymore. Alcohol? No, rarely. Okay. And I think that's when I started. And the tea I thought you said it was from tea too.

Yeah, so I would get kidney stones from drinking. Because when I was coming to Los Angeles and trying to get my new job, we would go out drinking with all the people in the company and they're courting you and then just feeding you drinks. And then the kidney stones started coming back again, right? So this is over like a course of a year. And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna cut soda out of my life. I'm just gonna drink tea

So I'm drinking tea nonstop, right? Well come to find out tea is the absolute worst thing that you can drink when you have kidney stones I had no idea. Well, that's why you have to have sex because it says frequent sex Maybe that's why you're not having them. So a saucy new cure for painful kidney stones has been discovered and that is have plenty of sexual intercourse. It's been heralded as an effective way to clear your ritual. You're not your reetra. No, I don't know, distrilled your reetra.

I'm okay, stones. Your reetural? All right. Stones, you know I'm saying people, which is probably the kidney stones. I'm sure it is. Okay, so a medical team with a clinic of anchart training of research hospital in Turkey randomly assign 90 male patients with kidney stones

to one of three treatments. One group, they were told of sex at least three or four times a week. Others took a popular medical treatment and the rest were used as a control group, just one day after just one day. 26 of the 31 patients in the sexual intercourse group pass their stones compared with 10 patients taking the drug. Tamuelson, just as the drug is called Tamuelson, just eight of the remaining, whatever I'm really going to say, but you know what I'm saying, it's fucking that sex. Just eight of the remaining incontrol group pass their stone. So they realized the team realized the difference in stone passage rate was significantly greater in the sex group and happen more quickly. So those getting plenty of sex minutes to expel their stone in average of 10 days as opposed

to longer times. So have sex. Do you think that it's not just because you're not drinking, maybe you're having more sex? Yeah, definitely. I think that in the past, when I had kidney stones or it was like a bit of kidneys, while having sex, I felt like it moved, you know? There you go. It's a helped, you know, move the process.

Not masturbation, but sex it says. Okay, so that's good, well I'm just, I'm fine. Because I'm probably, because your position, you know, and you look good though. You look like you're still healthy and chaperous. Yeah, just kinda. I'm just trying to eat a little bit better. I appreciate that.

Okay, another one is the Hawaiian mushroom makes women orgasm just best to like it. Oh, what? Where do we get it? Exactly. Where is this magic mushroom? I want this freaking mac and magic mushroom. Okay, so they say, okay, this says good news and bad news. Okay, let's not have the good news.

It's like a drug. Everything is like, oh, this is going to cure everything. But by the way you can have an elite and the leader some exactly but this the bad news actually is not so bad because here's a thing scientists discovered an orange mushroom in recent and wine lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just from the odor it gives off they give up in order you can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place

by just having her sniff this thing. Wow, who wrote this? I don't forget now, but a bust nuts, I'm sorry, I said that, stoic that from the record. So this orgasm triggered by fungus or fungus is doing part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same ones

picked up by your own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of the shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. It's like walking into a sority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms. So imagine that. Steve, I'm not gonna go into a sority house. But this is what they say, the bad news is.

What? The bad news is that the smell caused half the volunteers to climax. Unfortunately, it smells like old horse poop, a week old horse poop and guys, yeah. So guys, the male test subjects were repulsed by the smell. Fine, just go smell the mushroom alone. You need a freaking partner there.

I don't even want a guy there. Why would I even want someone there who has a specific... I can't, I'm gonna get the mushroom. Do you got a climb of volcano together or what? I want to go to Hawaii this weekend. And I wonder if women, what if you're like an orgasmic or what if you've never had an orgasm?

Pre-ordinary orgasmic. And then you smell the matcha, how much are they selling this thing for? It doesn't say anything about that. I didn't get to hear any of them. I do, I wanna know. I do, I wanna know. I wanna get these freaking mushrooms.

And I wanna know if I can have a psychedelic trip as well. Oh, what about all? Okay, I wanna have a- It could happen, geez. know if I can have a psychedelic trip as well. Oh, what about all? Okay, I want to make it happen, geez. I hope it's like a good mushroom trip, too. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be awesome. How awesome would that be? So fun.

Okay, so since it's Halloween, or it's the end of October, this whole month has been about kinky sex, okay? But not like crazy kinky don't worry. But I'm gonna give you guys, if you want to spice up, I always say that crazy kinky, because I always think that people think I'm gonna be like guys, if you want to spice up, I always say that crazy kinky, because I always think that people think I'm gonna be like,

oh, you gotta do all this crazy stuff that freaks you out. But I'm just saying that everybody wants to, I want to say everybody, many people would like to do things a little bit different in the bedroom to keep your sex life interesting and spice up, and you might be into something kinky and a little different. So I'm gonna give you some easy tips that you can do

to, that you can try to take it to the next level. So let me give you an example, okay? You want to expand your sexual repertoire. So let's talk about how you could take it to the next level. So let's say you enjoy fantasizing. Yes. Do you fantasizing, Matt? Well, I like coming up with ideas for fantasies with for you to do, which is hilarious. Like what with it? Hemig Berkler? Yeah. Okay. I like coming up with ideas for fantasies with you to do, which is hilarious. Like what with it?

Hammock Berglis? Yeah. Yeah, just you pretending to be a fast food world. Or go back to the days when you worked at Taco Bell. Remember? I didn't want to talk about that. And then you worked at a place that sold Taco Bell, remember? Oh, in college.

Yeah. And then you just go back to those college days and then you reenact it and then like, you know, you're sleeping with your professor and then you can talk about the same time. Oh, that's so hot. Yeah, like a bean burrito is just like falling all over your naked body while this professor is taking advantage of you.

That is the type of face he's not from I was for you. I've never, you've never turned me on before and I just got super aroused. That's just like a mushroom in here. Something's going on. And then he's like, oh, you like that chicken soft taco, you know? And he's just like, you like that.

Yeah, from behind. Can I have an egg? Can I take that soft taco? Yeah. Dude, I can't. My burrito is the limp. You know? Exactly.

And then it is, you've got it. See? So, people fantasize about things all the friggin' time. Yeah. Right? And their life, you might not want to admit what it is, but we do. So people think on their own, a lot of people like,

email me too, they're like, oh, I feel bad. Like, I fantasize about things during sex, but I can never tell my partner. So if you like it, I'm going to say your next level, can't get up, talk about it with your partner. Talk about it. The best way to make these fantasies come true and grant it, not all of them you want to come true, but the ones that you're thinking like, oh, I want to have sex outdoors, I want to have sex in the office, or I want to be tied up, all that stuff. The way to get them to come true is to actually talk to your

partner and then you get to act them out and then you get to have the fantasies to come reality, which will really turn you on because you've been fantasizing about, you know, the double, double-decker tuck. Yeah, the, no, it's the four-larm double-decker taco. For years. That was discontinued in 1997. Yeah, I know. Shaq was the endorser. I know.

It's a sad stuff. So I know that it's not always easy. I know. Shaq, I loved it. I love the double-decker, whatever. Okay, it's not always easy though to share your fantasies. They're partners. So people, I always say you got to talk to your partner.

I know it's not always easy though to share your fantasies with your partner. This is why people I always say you got to talk to your partner. I know it's not easy. Okay. So first, you got to try asking each other questions. I like to be like, Hey, babe, I've been fantasizing about you dripping some mix sauce. I'm like, hey girl, the all day breakfast that McDonald's is now available. And I just want to pretend that we just woke up just now, this afternoon and had some breakfast. Yeah, I want your biscuits in my mouth, you know? Exactly, you can pour that syrup over me

and then I'll send your face and make it like a waffle. I want you to wear a pancake bikini. Exactly, menace, this is good. See? Uh-huh, I like it. You asked me to be creative. You're super creative. But why do all my fancies include

food? Because it's the best of both worlds, right? Kind of. But you know what I was thinking about? Did you see Sex and the City movie? The movie. Which one? The first one.

I think you're good. Do you remember the one where Samantha's lying down? And what's his name? Her boyfriend, the blonde. Smith. Yeah, Smith comes in and she's got sushi up in our body And then he's like I was thinking of like big nuggets Off me Because they kind of look like sushi. Yeah, I like it. So I know What dipping sauce those the question you would I know what I love, I give you,

do they still give you like six dipping sauce? Like mustard, barbecue. Got honey mustard, you got. Do you want to sing? Ooh, McNugget. I want to sing McDonald's. New McNuggets, a big nugget is a tender chunk of tender tasty chicken with four kinds of sauce

that you especially for dipping. Barbecue, mustard, sweet and sour honey too. Ooh gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, you know, barbecue sucks. Mcnuggets, Mcnuggets, Mcnuggets, Mcnuggets. So this is your fantasy now, I guess. Totally. So let's say you're my partner. And I would say, babe. Yes. Lately, I masturbate some times and I fantasize about things and I know you know that, but I just find it like, I've been thinking about going to the drive-through

with you, McDonald's. Yes, yes, yes. And I'm like ordering like that a huge pack of Mcnuggets like the 65 out, 65 nuggets. And then we get the nuggets and we say, and he's like, do you want barbecue, hot mustard, sweet and sour, honey, and I say, give me all of them. Oh, what?

He's like, that at the next $1. Dude. Okay, give him all to me. And then we pull away. I'm gonna run out. I'm fully erected, not even facet at all. And then we pull away and we like pull into like a really like dark part of the McDonald's parking lot without the cameras. Oh my god. And then we go back, you lie back in my mini

Cooper. Oh what? I know there's not a lot of stuff. But we don't need it. What makes face? Yeah. So I put the seat back and then you start to take the McNuggets and you put them all over my body Yeah, and then you start jumping them. I'm so engorched Yeah, you start dripping like this on my body Yeah, you start to like lick it off Oh, so good, but then you like we have to feed me one McNugget of time and I have to give you one Tell me something that you think is really hot about me my boner just died I got to talk about you and give you a McNugget talk a lot, dude. I know you can't talk a lot

But I need the affirmation All right fine. Well, we're fantasizing so okay fine. Okay, and that I'm interested right exactly Right, but now that you know this would you would you want to try with me if you're my partner? Totally even if you were vegan and? Totally. Even if you were vegan. F and rules, yeah, totes. You can give those vegan nuggets at a trader, Joe's. Totally, those are really good. Okay, so all I'm saying is if you fantasize your mind, this is the year, this is the time.

This is the month. To be like, babe, I've been talking about it. Think about the one fantasy that's totally doable. I mean, let's talk about that, let's do it. And then you could even say to them, you need to lead, you can be like, so is everything you could believe me. I mean, let's talk about that, let's do it. And then you could even say to them, what, do you need to lead? You can be like, so is there anything you could believe me? They've thought, anything you ever think about,

you wanna try, and you could give them ideas. Like, maybe you wanna sex outdoors, or maybe you, you know, wanna have a threesome, that's a popular one. You could go, well, I haven't think in blank, so that's a good way to do it. Yeah, I mean, as long as it's not like super over the top, I don't think you'll turn anybody off really. I mean we on the the Woody show

We do a thing called Craigslist freak of the week And some of that stuff is pretty extreme, but it's all about fantasies We did one today where it was a bad. I don't know if you're into this one a guy wanted He wanted to have a hangover and then have a girl come over and make them throw up with her fingers. And then he said like, he's a like, a poop. The fingers or a strap on. Like, make them gag.

Strap in his mouth. Yeah. Oh God. I mean, that's the kind of stuff that's out there. I'm weird. So then, what about if your partner came to you with that, like, hey, put on a strap on Emily? See, I'm sorry. Put on a strap on Emily.

Yeah. We'll strap on maybe to use in the correct way, penetrating the ines. See, I think that's a good, an ines. Yeah, I think that's good. Right, and I have a fear of, I actually have a fear of throwing up. Mm-hmm. I've never thrown up in my life.

I just want to know as 12. I know I've never thrown up from drinking. I have a friend that says that too, but I don't believe it. Not totally true. I have an old assistant. Her fear was that she would be in a movie theater and somebody would throw up on her back, which is weird. So she would always sit in the back row.

That's crazy. We all have weird things. That's, oh my god. So what I'm saying is that when you ask your partner these guys and I'm going to give you guys a practical advice here, it's not like you have to say what your fantasies, you can just start with I always think this is great. Like what's the hottest sex? What's your most the most memorable time that we've had sex together? Like what do you remember the most? Make it up.

What do I remember the most? Yeah what's your most memorable sex time? It doesn't be in me, but in life. I would just say, uh. Like when I say to you, what's the hardest sex you've ever had? What happened? Damn, I can. Okay, you have it at sex time. How about you, you? I might say like the time.

Let me be off your ideas. Yeah, I'm trying to think what the hardest I've had so much at sex. I would say it would, oh, God, I can't even pick. I would say probably on vacation, like, when there was like, you know, I would say, usually it's, I can't even pick. I would say probably on vacation, like when there was like, you know, I would say usually it's on vacation because there's no stress, there's no cell phones,

you're like in Hawaii, we were on the beach and sand, we had hammocks and we were just drinking, and it was really fun. And I'd say that. And then my partner would say something, and they'd be like, oh, then they get that I like sex outdoors. You know what I'm saying? So that's how you communicate it to your partner, move on.

You know, like, that's just start it that way. Okay, and we have a call. We do have a call. That's top to Mara from Washington. Washington. Washington. Hey Mara, you're on sex with Emily. Hi. I just started listening to your podcast and I just, I'm obsessed with you. Oh, thank you. I'm obsessed with you calling right now. Thank you so much for calling it. This is awesome. How would you find it? Actually, I'm kind of young. I'm well on 24. I kind of wanted to learn my body and figure out ways and things that I liked and wanted to help my knowledge in the bedroom. It's great. How's it going?

So you've been learning some stuff here, sex with Emily? I'm I just really am. And you know, I actually, one of the recent podcasts I listened to was about Keagles and the Keagle app. Oh, my Keagle app, yeah. And I actually downloaded it and have been doing love. Okay. Do you feel different? I know I am too.

I'm obsessed. I mean, I'm having a story. Tell me, how has it affected you? I think that it affected me. I mean, I've gotten to my friends to do it with me. So I mean, I really haven't gotten to it extremely yet. But I just started talking with someone. We've been talking for like two months now,

and I'm kind of like, you know, I kind of know what he's into, but it's more about me kind of how I go about, you know, talking about it in the bedroom. Yeah, okay, God, we were just talking about that. This is perfect. So you want to know how to communicate what you'd like in the bedroom with him.

Yes. I think to be honest, it's menace here. It's way, hey, how you doing? Hi. I think it's way easier for a woman to express. I mean, I know you might be shy and be afraid to do it. But I think a guy would be way more open to anything that you had going on in your mind

that you wanted to do. But the other thing though, Mara, is that guys can be super prickly so they can be sensitive. So if you bring up something, like obviously you don't wanna be like, we need to talk about the state of our sex life. Exactly. So I always say these conversations,

super light, super cash, never in the bedroom. You know, the best time to do it is actually like, in the morning or when you're not like, never in the bedroom. You know, the best time to do is actually like, in the morning or when you're out like, walking the dog or on a hike, because maybe you're not looking, or you're on a road trip, because you're not looking to each other's eyes if that's uncomfortable. So you could be like,

hey, bar sex, it's been really fun lately. God, last night was so hot when you dripped warm massage on a lami, and I was thinking it'd be super hot too. Okay, so what's your fans', Mario, what would you like to try? You know what, I'm kind of thinking i'm more on the submissive side okay uh... i wanted to you know

i mean i'm talking about you definitely you know you're dominant okay it's more of a like getting into it and you know actually doing it yeah so i think you should say to me say god and i God, and I got this, you could even go by it. Are you guys a go to, is there any like sex toy stores near you? I actually found one online. Perfect. So I added an eaves, so I figured I would try, you know,

Yeah, you could try Adam and Eve, use code Emily, then you get some kind of discount there, I think, right? But so here's the thing, you can get their beginner bondage kit. They have bondage tape and you could even go shopping with them. Be like, babe, we talked about this. Let's get this together. And then you just, and so you could say, you know what, we talked about trying that or you could even say you're listening to my show and this is what she told me to buy.

They have like this beginner, it's like Velcro straps, it's really easy. And then you could say, I think that'd be really hot, you know, like, let's try that together. And then you leave it out in the bedroom and just like the next time you're together it'd be like I want you to have them on the bed and say, and about you, I'm afraid that you might not know what to do. Yeah, like it's just an out of doing it.

Like do I just go for it, like jump in on it? Like that's what makes me, you know, I'm shy so I don't wanna like, I get it. I think you'll be fine. No, but I get it too. No, it's hard because even the guy I have in days, like I get it. I think you'll be fine. No, but I get it too. No, it's hard because even the guy I even days like I love it to wear like thigh eyes and sexy.

I'm like, when am I gonna do that? I get home. I'm gonna change. You know, it's like I get it and I even I do this for a living. So, I think you just have to make up your mind like tonight like a night that you know that you guys are gonna be together. Maybe he's coming here else and if you know you're going to his like stick it in your bag like little handcuffs or rubbed.

They're not like you don't need keys and locks. And then when you go back to his house just you know, you could even bring it up again or you can say, guess what I brought. And then you say, look what I got. Remember we talked about this? I think you might be like, whoa, I don't want to do me like, okay, I just want you to like see what this happened. You know, I want you to take my arms back or you can even do it.

Say, and like, wrap these around my arms and then just tell them what you want. Say like, let's just start making our, like, hold my arms back. And I think, you'll probably know what to do from there. I think so too. Oh my gosh, you're the best. You really are. I'm like, so, so happy I got the softy. Oh my gosh, I'm meeting Laura.

That's so cool. Let me know how it goes, but really, and honestly, like, it's like ripping a bandit off. Once you do it, he's going to get it. Another great thing is blindfolds too. You could just use a knack tie or something. And put that, you know, like, having like ripping a bandit off. Once you do it, he's gonna get another great thing is blindfolds too. You could just use like a neck tie or something and put that, you know, like having like, say, God, you know what'd be really cool for you?

Like, put my arms back and you put a blindfold over me and then I wouldn't know what you were gonna do next. And then he's in charge. And then he can do whatever he wants. And then you can even switch it, put a blindfold on him. But good luck. That sounds fun. Let me know how it goes.

Call me back. I absolutely will. Thank you for listening. Okay, bye, Mar. We have another happy customer. Sweet. And it was just what we were talking about. Love it. Love it too.

Okay. So another, we're talking kinky sex. Okay. I'm going to give you another chance. That was fantasies. Tell me more. The fantasies have been awesome so far. I know. I love it. I'm super, super, super,

none of all the whole thing. Okay, let's talk about, let's say you want to, let's say you enjoy essential massage. Who doesn't like massage, right? It's a perfect way. People feel more connected with their partners. I always say massage is a great gateway to intimacy.

Yeah, but how long is massage? God, man. You've always asked me to do this. It's tiring. It is tiring, but it doesn't have to be okay. So, wait, God man. You've always asked me to do this. Tyring. It is tyring. Info. It doesn't have to be okay. Okay. So, I'm just saying if you like, no, 15 minutes.

All right, I can take a minute. Just a 15 minute. 15 minutes I can do. It's not about technique, it's about connection. It's about, let's say you're giving your partner a massage, she doesn't do anything. Because sex is always like, what's he thinking? What am I doing? You go, I go, but if you're like, you know what baby?

You relax, you lay down on an massage. It could be a foot massage and lie it on her back. And then it's not like she's measuring your technique. It's just a matter of having her relax and feel comfortable with, you know, feel relaxed. Cause stress stresses what kills people's sex drive all the time. And the thing about massage is you can instantly like that.

You can instantly make your partner less stressed and get in the mood for sex and get him warmed up by giving him massage. So, or tequila, or tequila always helps too. But let's say, let's say this though, let's say you want to take it up a notch because this is all about try this, try that. If you like this, try that. You know, like on Amazon where they're like, you might also like. So if you like massage, you can also try bringing a blindfold and like warm massage oil. You're all about that blindfold. Dude, I loved blindfold.

Let me tell you something. I love being blindfolded. And I don't get blindfolded nearly enough. I should talk to Ross about that. Because every time you take away one sense, like sight, everything else becomes more heightened, right? So your sense of like smell and touch, everything, sound becomes more sense-sized. So if you bring props into the mix, it can make the massage go

from sensual to like mind-blowing. So the blindfold also adds like a little level of kink to it. So the partner, you know, if you are not really sure how to do it, you can just, you know, get the blind, like I said, you can use bounding tape, you could use a necktie, it doesn't matter. But when you're also being blindfolded, it's easier for your partner, it's easy for you to first off, when you're the one being blindfolded, you can let go, because you're not in charge, all I've do is lie there, and you're not sure what's coming next, right? So let's say you use like a candle, like my massage candles, for example, my Emily and Tony massage candles,

you could like light the candle. And the great thing to do with the blindfold on is to mix up sensations. Since you don't know what's having next, it turns into like really warm oil, as you know, it's not hot or brexier or weird or messy. And you pour it on your partner. Well, they're blindfolded.

It's just going to feel that more luxurious. It's not wax. It's just going to feel amazing. And then you can like rub them with it. Here's you should get it. Do's just going to feel that more luxurious. It's not wax. It's just going to feel amazing. And then you can rub them with a... Here's you should get a... Do you need another candle? Yes, please. I'll give you one.

Because it... It just... You don't even have to have any technique because the warm oil gets into your skin. It just feels amazing. But then next, you can have a bowl of ice cubes next to the bed. And then you can put ice cube. And that might sound like it,

but it's just different sensations and play with them. So it's a little bit kinkin up your desire for massage. That's how you do it. I want a chiropractor, getting good chiropractors. For what? For your massage? Yeah. And you can tell him to wear a blindfold. And you can tell your blindfold to, I will only give you the name of a chiropractor if you handle blindfold first. I frigid area. Alright All right. I'll do it. Awesome. You will? Yeah.

You used to do stuff for me. I did. When you got your wax, we even tacked all this on it. When you got waxed on the show. Yeah, I got waxed on the show. Never again. Never again. That was like 10 years ago.

We got to bring that back for the live show. And never grew back correctly. It did go back right. No. That's not true. That's a nightmare. That was funny. You were like my little guinea pig then.

Now you're all grown up. Whatever, I'm still down. What are you talking about? Okay, so you're going to go to Pirate Park or the Blindfold. Yeah. I love it. I'll do it.

Okay, perfect. We've time for one more kinky thing. Okay, let's say you're like watching porn together. Love it. I hope you do. I don't know. A lot of couples keep it secret secrets separate. Yeah.

No, no, I know I... I was gonna say secret and separate secrets. I made a part. I told you couples are into it. Yeah. They're all about it. You know why? Because couples are doing the same things like I'm not turned on.

I'm a little lizard with that or I'm stressed. Watch, put some freaking porn on and then you don't think about it. And it could be there's porn that arises. Women, guys are pretty cool. Like find something your partner likes, if she's not sure, you know, you guys can like, surf around, female-friendly porn, whatever it is. So because porn, you know, we can visually embody

what our hottest fantasies are. And then when you share with your partner, you know, makes a kinkyere. But if you wanna take it to the next level, you can make a sex tape of your own as long as you delete it afterwards. It's true. How many sex tapes do you have? You know, here's a thing. I don't have any. Not only do I have sex tapes, I don't even have sex, I don't even have new photos.

Oh, no. See, you're no fun. I know, but I've been actually thinking of the sex tape thing lately. I kind of think I want to do it. Oh, really? Yeah. I've been inspired. Are you going to have a director? Or are you just doing it yourself? No, no, it's not. But I would have this person's house in New York and they had this project one of those projectors that goes on the wall. Yeah, you know, I'm saying like it whatever it's called. Yeah, the projector like the whole wall becomes your TV your screen. So I thought that would be really cool.

Like watch myself having live sex. Oh live? Yeah, like don't you make it don't even tape it just have the projector on me while I'm having sex. Yeah, I mean I can set that up for you this one problem really yeah Dude I did audio visual for the international markovkin total in San Francisco. I think I can handle this Okay, cool you said at my TV and San Francisco that was great That was ever when I had a call you had to turn it on every time So if you want to make like a sex tape of your own because being filmed with your partner can make you both feel really connected, and it's really fun to watch afterwards. And just make sure that you guys, you know, record it, you watch it, and delete it.

We don't want it up on the cloud. I don't want to see your sex tape. Don't do it on a cell phone. Because cell phone, again, you can put it up in the cloud, and then that's all bad. Right. Don't have any naked photos or video on your phone. I was, the cloud was trying to hack me, I got six emails texts from the cloud going,

what's your email? Oh, people were trying to hack you, yeah. I've got none of their people, it's like me and dog. So you, you take those videos and you put them somewhere that's not connected to the cloud. Exactly, or you used to lead it after, but I'm just telling you for a lot of couples that can be like, if you guys are already into porn, like, you don't need all this

like special lighting crazy stuff just one day, you're like, you know, we're going to film this and then watch it. That can be something because it's all about kinky October. Once again, though, your files, if you want to hold on to them, do not keep them in a place that's connected to the internet or they will. Yeah, you kept yours all of yours, like it's like tucked away in a safe somewhere Right, that's what you got to do is we're girlfriend even know about them. I'm sure she does She doesn't show she doesn't see this show. Yeah, all right. She has friends. Do fucking rats. She does. I don't know He doesn't have like 15 years ago. It's just 25 years ago Yeah, they're in the through over the bay bridge. Yeah, they're in Capone, the Golden Gate Bridge Capone's

I'll come over the bay bridge. Yeah, they're in Capone. The Golden Gate Bridge. Capone's safe. Right. Okay. Got it. Well, this is all we have time for today, man. This is a delightful, delightful pleasure. So the other thing I have to say is, Thank you, Madison and Studio, every time I think they make me happy. Dude, she's like, he's the most I call her she. He's the most calming presence in my life and I need to run away with him to Europe or something. I'll ring sure of it. I mean next time. I love sure too, but she's crazy. Thank you so much Kevin for the calls Thank you, Madison Thank you menace and thank you Alyssa and Lori my home amazing team and Thanks so much for listening to sex with Emily was it good for you? email me feedback at sexwithemily.com

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