Sex With Emily - Freakier Friday

Episode Date: November 14, 2015

On today’s Best Of podcast from 2012, no sex tip is left unturned! Emily and Menace are joined by special guest, sex educator and co-author of Emily’s book Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight, Jamye Waxman, to talk sex toys, dating debacles and everything in between.Fresh from her trip to the Xbiz retail show, an annual sex toy expo, Jamye has tons of tidbits and toy tips to share, from couples’ toys to bondage kits and even a little electro-play. She, Emily and Menace dissect the peaks and valleys of long distance relationships, debate the appeal of morning sex and trade Friday the 13th horror stories. Speaking of Freaky Friday, the gang also answers an email from a listener looking to turn up the kink factor in her marriage.If you desire a diverse variety of sex talk circa 2012 then look no further, because today’s show has got everything you need. From first date deal breakers to cutting edge sex toy makers, today’s classic Sex With Emily podcast is not one to miss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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and we love our free Friday show. And it's actually the freaky Friday show. We're gonna be talking about some freaky sex things that you might not have known about, or maybe you did, and you wanna try. And we have a special guest. One of my favorites, Jamie Waxman. Hi Jamie.

Hi Emily. She's a co-author of our book book Hot Sex. As you know that we've been talking about and flashing to the screen here, it's called Hot Sex. Over 200 things you can try tonight. And Jamie is a sex educator. She knows more about sex than almost anyone I know. So I think that Jamie, we're just going to be, we're just just going off and I have to mention this two men Yes, before you came in Uh-huh, we kind of did something a little sneaky a little dog in here. No the dog's not here Jamie do you want to do you have it nearby? Okay, so me?

Tiana did you join in this? Yes, and then. And Tiana, it's called Shunga. Shunga? It's Shunga is the company and then the gel. It's a female orgasm enhancing cream. We all robbed it on our private parts. Are you serious? Yes, we're all tangled right now. Like, you guys like drop some e before you can read it.

I know that's what I feel like. It's weird, like I just feel very warm in my body and very cool in my clit. Exactly. It's my clit's cool right now. Wow. I've got a cooling clit and Jamie made me do it. It's nice that I'll cool clit on a Friday.

Cool clit on a freaky Friday. So it's called Shunga. If you want to try it, what did it, it's Miss female orgasm enhancing cream. And it's just to have women orgasms, right? Because it has a blood rush tear in gorgeous. It definitely does. It definitely does.

It definitely does. It definitely does. It brings awareness to your areas where you place it. And I guess I haven't tried it during intercourse yet, but I assume that if air hits it while you're doing this, that the tingling, cooling sensation gets even stronger. Wow. There are lots of these out on the market.

And I was in LA this week. I just moved to San Francisco. Wow. Welcome. I'm sorry, where you're originally from. I'm originally LA this week. I just moved to San Francisco. Welcome. Welcome. I'm here to go. Yeah. And I'm sorry, where originally from? I'm originally from New York.

New York. It was for lover. Wow. Yeah. So maybe you know. Are you ready for the men in San Francisco? I hope so. There are a bunch of pussies.

I hope so. Oh my god. I love me a good test. Just move yesterday. Don't, don't wash. But we shall find that out in no time. I'm sure. But yeah, so I was just the ex-biz retail ex-bos

and on sandwich. Yeah, but what happened there? What is that exactly? Tell us. So this is an ex-bos that happens at least once a year. It might be twice a year. And this was all sex-twenty manufacturers where I was. There were two ex-bos going on.

And so there were over 57 booths of different manufacturers who were promoting their newest products and some of their, you know, best sellers. And so I was actually hired by XBiz to go around and interview somebody from each of the booths to ask them about what they're excited about for 2012, what their best selling products are. Oh my God. So I learned a lot. Oh my God. That's really, are you gonna be writing this all up? Well, actually we did video. I mean, there was a camera guy following me around and I interviewed someone. So they're going to cut the videos and put them on the exbiz website. Awesome. And exbiz

is like, it's one of the industry sources for, for all like the sex toys and porn. And then it was, it was just such a fun time. And I, and Shunga was one of the booths that I stopped at. And they gave me this great lip gloss too, that's clear, that it was great for blow jobs, it tastes really yummy. Oh my God. They do a lot of like the sensual sort of creams and chocolates and things like that for couples,

they're very couple focus. Okay, so what was that, what was some of the highlight thing you interviewed 57 people? So what's the big stuff coming for 2012? Well, one thing I was really interested in and I brought you guys each one of these are these masks sexual flavor strips. So this guy Michael and his company interviewed they said they said it was a really large

study they did for women and gay men to ask them what would get them to give more blow jobs and they said they didn't do cunneling us because they thought that women would be offended with the same question, which was interesting. Okay. And they found out that taste was a really big factor for going down. So they made these strips and there's chocolate, there's mango, like this one already. We interviewed the guy. We did.

Oh, it's the same guy. It is the same guy, probably. Yeah, but we didn't actually have them to taste. Are they from Santa Cruz? They are from somewhere. Okay. I think they're from Santa. I think they're from Regina.

Yeah. Do you want to taste one, Menace? No. I'm just a watermelon. Why? Is that on a planet giving any blow drops anytime soon? But we should. We should all taste them.

Come on, Menace. I don't know. I could get on the sticker for a little face in the camera. She said mango is his favorite. So you have mango. Mango. Just try it. You can use it.

I'm good. Here's mango. I have strawberry. So there's the drips. They mask the taste of salmon. The salt. Well well they mask certain things like salt and bitterness and certain flavors that your tongue experiences for 15 minutes. So I actually still have some coffee so I'm curious to see what's going to happen when I take this, what the coffee will taste like.

Like I asked him what a potato chip would taste like after this and he said you would taste the carb, which I'm not really sure what carb tastes like, but you wouldn't taste the salt and other things. And like I said, 15 minutes, it lasts. You put this on and apparently it makes oral sex more enjoyable. I originally was honestly very offended by the product, but as I got to know the man and the product, I feel like if this helps people,

and it makes low jobs more fun for people who don't enjoy them like I do, then I'll be more to it. Don't you think that, bonus? If women can give this house to them? Anything that helps a woman give more blow jobs, I'm all for it. We're tasting, we're sucking these down right now.

I don't know. They don't even, they're out. I've watermelon. They're so big and strong. Oh, I heard. Some women doesn't taste it. Well, that also can be a result of diet and smoking

and be a drink. Let's talk about that. So Seaman can take it's okay So today show it's freaky Well first thing they need to work on the fucking design of opening these things. Okay, but Jamie Jamie, I think we're just going all over today and it's everything that we talk about today is gonna change your world That's the strip right yours is green mine's green. I've got a green watermelon orange Okay, so which doesn't matter which way goes I wonder Yours is green mine's green. I've got a green watermelon orange Okay, so which does it matter which way it goes? I wonder

I think it's just yeah, it's just like one of those Straight right. Yeah, okay, so here's strawberries pink. I need a penis right now I'm a little nervous. I feel like I need a penis to see if it really works to give blow down Okay Is it bad? It's not bad. It's water, Melanie. Which one's yours, Mango? Strawberry. Maybe they put extra flavoring on it though because they need it to mask the...

Tiana, what do you have, chocolate? I like it. I think what they said was the best. It was very jelly at the end. Did yours get gelatin like? It's jelly. Yeah, but that's what those those slistering ships, too. I mean, I tell you a lot of women

have stronger versions to oral performance or oral sex and guys. And if it has to do with taste, which I did not know that was the main reason, what would it make sense? It would make sense. But I didn't know that was like the number one thing. Popping of mask.

Well, I, and it lasts for 15 minutes, which is more than those of the three in strips. They did those never last. They don't seem like they last 15 minutes. Are you you taste very watermelony. I'm very strawberry right now I'm very watermelony Well, I also heard you know for you guys that get these strips for your ladies and They don't like them because of the tastings like that. It's a little more costly, but if you get a

Chanel purse for your Lady I heard you get a huge amount of blow jobs. Is this like insane? Like one after the other. What is that like over a long period of time? Or is that just short of that? I heard it's like a lease for like a week. I think that's a short, I think that's like a like a

fast and furious. Like she's psyched about the purse for like a week. I don't think it has long standing of impact. It probably doesn't, but you know, whatever. She forgot she's on to the next. She wants a Gucci purse the next week. Yeah, it is a lot cheaper. It is a lot cheaper.

Hold on, I just dropped my pen. Oh, okay. So for me, I mean, I definitely taste the strawberry still, and I also feel like it fresh into my breath a little. Oh, good. Okay, so you have that same feeling too. So yeah, so this was one of the interesting products that I had never, ever come across before.

And yeah, years of research. I mean, I- It's a little water, I need a drink. Or a penis. I mean, I don't know. Okay, so what else did you find out at the end? Okay, so another thing that I, the Wevibe 3, Wevibe has come out now. Wevibe is this couples vibrator.

Right. I have one of the, I love it. I have used it. You know, they sent it to me years ago this couples vibrator. Right. I have one of them. I love it. I have used it. They sent it to me years ago and I used it. Yeah, I have the one. So tell me about the Wevibe. It's good because couples.

Well, it's for couples and you wear it while you're having intercourse because most women, 33% of women can orgasm through vaginal penetration alone. And I still believe those women have literal stimulation being, their clitoris is being engaged during the rubbing process of the thrusting or whatever. So the Wevibe helps women orgasm by, it's a literal and a G-spot stimulator that you slide inside of you and then the penis slides under it. Now the Wevibe 3 has all of these new pulsing features, their favorite pulsing features,

and this is my favorite part, it's remote control. So you can change it. So the woman Sarah Bobas, who's the marketing director, we vibe I adore her. She gave this great idea. You basically, like, she can do, your wife could be wearing it. You walk in the door, you have the remote in the car. You turn it on before you get home.

So she knows that you're on your way home. Oh, I remember. You text her, put in the we vibe I'll let you know when I'm home and bam, when you get home, you turn it on. Oh, I know. You text or put in the Wevibele. You know when I'm home and bam, when you get home, you turn it on. Oh, that's really cool. I mean, the Wevibe's gotten great, great press and a lot of attention.

It's the number one selling sex toy for couples. I mean, so much so that the two who started it have gotten into semi-retirement. I actually have one. I used it once. I need to get more into it because it keeps coming up how great it is. I do think two things. One, if you have pubic hair, you want to use lube with it. Well, you need to get more into it because it keeps coming up how great it is. I do think two things.

One, if you have pubic hair, you want to use lube with it. Well, you want to use lube anyway, but you want to make sure you use lube on the external part because it hurts the pubic here sometimes. From the silicone. Oh, and the other thing is the three is like fully and merciful, there's no little battery. It's amazing.

And then the other thing is, it also depends on your fit. I mean, that's going to be the biggest factor for people okay Who are like well it didn't really do it for me if your partners really well in doubt and you're really small Then it could be not the most it could be the toy that's not right for you But there are so many other toys that are but we have three. Oh check it out. I think it's amazing Okay, cool. I'm thinking we like the Oh, check it out. I think it's amazing. Okay, cool. I'm thinking we like the Nintendo we vibe the IBE cool, but they they have sexual

attachments now for the we I heard the we the we the we the we the No game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I've got watermelon mouth. Yes, I don't want to throw everything off real quick, but I just have to ask you because it's just gonna bug me The entire time we're talking Last time you're here. You're talking about not shaving your pits Okay, let me know how that goes so that went for four months. I did not shave my pants I actually have to do that. I will send you guys photos, but I am proud to say I have shaved

I decided when I was moving from Los Angeles I actually went from August to December without shaving my face and I have to tell you in Los Angeles it got weird because I'd be at the gym and we'd be stretching in class and I would see the gym instructor like do three double takes on it. Three does girl really like come in. Yeah LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. In LA. the hair. Oh, no. Oh my God. So what kind of... what did you learn from it? Why were you doing it? Well, I learned a lot of it was about me. I was doing it at first. I did it just to see how I would feel if I still felt feminine and sexy

and what that meant to me. Right. And then also the reactions from people like partners and whatever else. I learned that most people if they loved me would deal with it, but weren't like, excited by it. You love you, Jamie, but whoa, stay over there, right? Right, and so, and then actually by the end, I was getting a little sick of it because I was feeling uncomfortable because there was so- It was itchy?

It wasn't itchy and I didn't smell bad, but like, you know, I put my pit down and there'd still be hairs. Oh. That is just, yeah, I mean, Jamie, my hat goes off to you for doing that. Are you shaping your legs at the time?

Yeah, for some reason, I don't like hair on my legs, but with your hand. And I wax. So it's like funny. It was just my pits and facts, and I went in for my waxing before I shaved. She looked at me and she goes, I don't think it's your pubes we should be worried about.

Yeah. I love it. Now, did you, when he shaved you did you have like a ceremony or like was there in candles lit and some arc gallery music playing. It was like the day before I was losing Los Angeles. We cut it first. He did it very gently. Could you do need to cut it when you get that long? Yeah. That long. And then he just shaved it very gently. And honestly what's been great is I haven't shaved very much like this I've shaved twice since it's happened So it because the hair growth you let it grow for a while so there you go. That's a good reason to grow your armpits

Yeah, I'm gonna shave as much. I lasered mine off. You do now. Do you have to go back and never it's done for life I did 10 years ago. I never shave my armpits. I have no hair. Wow. It's life-changing It's like one less thing to worry about laser. Yeah laser and So okay, what else was some big things there? So we got the mats, we got the weed vibe. So, there's so many I'm really excited about. Stock Room, JT Stock Room at a Los Angeles is more of a kinky. They're very into the kink BDSM world. They have a very affordable electros, Stim kit, the Violet One kit that's theirs, which has been out for a little while, but what they're putting out this year

I think it's if it's not out now. It's coming out in March It's a metal plate and I forgot guys if you're listening from Stock Room. What let us know what it is I forgot what it's called, but it's something it's either a clip or a buckle and okay, and it's a metal Quart it's a metal plate and then it's attached to this long cord and you, your body, becomes the electro-stem. So if I touched you and I was wearing this belt buckle, you would start to feel shocky and tingly. Oh my God. We did a three person chain.

One of my other friends did a five person chain and it was one of the most, and I felt so alive afterwards. Wow. And I'm like really scared of large shots. And I loved it and I wore one. Well, I saw that Adam need they have a shock therapy, electrosex kit. It's a great way to start.

It's called sex and mischief, bad bondage kit. Oh, it's a sexy slave kit. If you want it, if you ever want to try that, I never, I never heard of it. The thing about electrosex stem that you need to know in the belt buckle would be different, but if it's pieces that are attaching to your body, if the electrose stem is too much, you must turn it off before you rip the pad off of your skin. Okay, good to know. Huge, huge mistake I once made.

Okay. It's very painful. It's very painful. It's very painful. It's very painful. Okay, and anything else there that you love? So, I like, I can go on and on. Right, I love it.

No, this is good. This is like what's happened in 2012 for sex. Doc Johnson is coming out with a line of toys called Wonderland that looks like a very famous story tale. Story tale. Is that even a word? Fairytale. It looks, it's, it's, if you can think of what might go with Wonderland, there's a cat and a worm and a mushroom and a rabbit and they are little pocket rockets with and they are a pocket rocket. Durable. I mean, love with the cat. So Doc Johnson has this wonderland line coming out. That is so cool and bright like 40 bucks and under for these beautiful, great gift toys that I think everyone's going to love.

Oh, yes. Okay, another one. So Slickwood and Love, well, Love Honey is like the big brand and they're out of the UK, but they have this rock box coming out that they claim is way more powerful. And I've put it on over my clothes at the Expo than the, the, this, you know, the famous magic wand. They, they claim that this puts it to shame in some ways. It puts the head touch you magic wand to shame. And I have to tell you, they put it up to number six and I was screaming to get it off. like it looks like a power tool And you put it on your and you like hold it on your body and I was freaking I think the whole expo floor heard me screaming

Oh my god I love it. I love it. And then they have a new rabbit coming out called the happy rabbit and it's all silicone And it has no bet it's all bendy. There's no Okay, it's beautiful and it's poppy colors like purples and pinks and I was really excited That's really cool. Okay. I love to hear all the new toys. I wish I went with you Jesus Christ We have fun. God damn it. I wanted to go. That's awesome. What's up, man? It's nothing. I was talking about sex toys making you want to leave no, no, no Never use a sex toy yet. I was thinking about see I was thinking about see yes

I'm depressed that we didn't everyone did see yeah, I know I know we were talking about it But you were saying even avi we were thinking cuz c.s. And the adult video No, it was a the a the a an e expose everyone's in Vegas right now. Yeah, the truth is cs and a and e weren't the same time This year it's the first year that they aren't a&E is actually next week at the same time as a gun show. I heard that should be an interesting. Oh my god. Next week. Yes. It's going to be 18, 19, 20. We're going to talk about our sponsor, Emily and Tony, which is actually my candles that I make. I have a brand called Emily and Tony. You go to Emily and Tony at Tony.com. And if you've never heard of a massage candle or used one,

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That's Emily and Tony.com. Check it. You'll love it. Just say you must suppose you're sex live. And also we've got a poll. We've got the results to our latest poll, which was, what is your first day deal breaker? Okay, ready? Showing up without a plan, seven percent, 20% said splitting the bill, 40% said rude to the waiter and talking about their ex, 33%. So the actually the, the biggest thing that pisses people off of the rude to the waiter, I would think it would be showing up without a plan because that pisses me off. First date and have a plan. Well, you can't do that. You can't do that. You're screwing it. You're screwed. You did. Yeah. So what do you want to do? What do you want to do? I had a, I had this first day not too long ago. It was a effing nightmare. Why?

Because a place that I planned on going to go eat was closed. Oh, so what'd you do back up? What'd you do? Back up Taco Bell was closed. I thought Taco Bell never closed. Oh, right. But it was too late and it was closed. What did you do back up what you do back up talk about was close at that talk about never close. Oh right But it was too late and it was close Then I go, but I already planned ahead of time and I was like, oh, yeah We're gonna go this restaurant and then we're gonna go to this bar We go to the bar the bars packed and I go to the pay for the drinks. They're like, oh, yeah, catch only There's a ATM in the back. Oh, okay. Oh, you're that dude.

I was like, oh, okay. So I go back to the ATM. The fucking ATM, I'm using the F word a lot today. It's fine, you can throw sometimes. ATM wasn't working. And there was no other places around to go to the ATM. I was like, oh, I'm sorry, we gotta go to another place. So then we had to drive like super far to another place.

Go into this other place. Find out it's only wine and beer. Oh, that's your biggest nightmare. Biggest nightmare. I know. So honey, that's a bad deal. What did you ever grow out with her again? Yeah, I went out with her again, but oh my God. You got to have you got to have backup plans. You got a cash. You got a backup plan. You got to get the whole thing.

What do you mean on that dude? What did you? What did you mean by that when I? What did I, you're that dude? Because I was like, I want to go pay and it was cash only. I want to go pay them like, no, no, you're that dude that didn't, no, no, there's always the dude that doesn't have the wallet or the money. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh, okay.

But you know, there's always those trades that are like, oh, I forgot my wallet. You can cover this dinner on our first date. I'm kidding, you're not really that dude. All right. That's what I meant. Don't have to be, if don't be. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm always those trades are like, oh, I forgot my wallet. Yeah, you can cover this dinner on our first date. I'm kidding. You're not really that, dude. All right. That's what I meant. Don't have to be if don't be. So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, a guy that tries to build this car.

Let's say the most. Honey, I said that 30 seconds ago, you know, I don't remember. So we menist, are you looking for a girlfriend or are you just like dating? Uh, I would like a girlfriend, but I don't know. Have you met women? It's so hard. Menist, I do sometimes think if I, if I was a dude, I'd just be gay. But I don't know have you met women? So hard I was a dude I just be gay

I would do with the sex for too much I mean you haven't tried it honey What if you give you don't have to? No, I'm good Menace doesn't really think great Do you call like waiting for women to hit on you and fall on your lap dating? That's how menace dates. That's how it rolls. He doesn't ask people out.

He doesn't need to ask people out. I do, I co-out with people. She's just like, I'm just not going out with every single person that says, yes, like she does. That's, it does. For some things, I say yes to that person. I'm more greedy. You make out with everybody.

Just read my whole goal. You know, the show, Jamie knows, read the guy that I kissed in the kissing workshop. Who was that the only guy you made out with recently? I made out with, yeah, I think that was the only guy I made out with. I had to do a kissing workshop a few months ago and men's was a Paul. Men's how do you really feel about it? It was not one of my finer moments, but it was, you know what?

I feel like it was a good vibrations and it was a kissing workshop where I was the, I was the model for him and I feel like it was a good vibrations and it was a kissing workshop where I was the model for him and I feel like we did a service and we helped people learn to kiss. What did you learn about kissing? Bet. You should definitely brush your teeth before you have. At least the guy should.

And I think, you know, just the same things you say about kissing. Like, because minutes and I have this thing, he's like, if a girl's a bad kisser game over or he doesn't kiss or he just fucks her. But I think that you can improve kissing. What do you think? Do you think what you're supposed to do?

The bad kisser's a bad kisser. This is what I think. I can get a little bit better, but if you just don't have that connection. I dated someone for long, long, long time, but the first time I kissed him, I know he's not listening, so I can say this. I thought, oh dear boy, you are the worst kisser I've ever dated.

Now I dated him for years after this. I thought oh dear boy, you are the worst kisser. I've ever dated now. I dated him for years after this Okay, and honestly It never got to the point where we were good kissing if it's not there I agree with menace on this if it's not there the chemistry I mean they might not be a bad kisser for someone else right, but if it's not there with you That's the thing it can only improve so much. And you either like, I need to be, I need to melt that first kiss now or I'm not gonna be able to do that.

That's interesting. I always think you can kind of approve it, right? But that's how men's house. That's how I feel. Yeah, that's right. I guess I feel like I haven't had that many bad kissers. But it doesn't mean that you're gonna have a bad relationship with a person either.

No, but it means kissing is really important. If it's your like, I just skip right to the oral socks or whatever. You're like, just go down to me. We don't need to get anywhere. We went straight to Pound Town. Kissing. We used Pound Town now on the oral socks or whatever. He you're like just go down to me We went straight to pound town We use pound town now on the show. I don't think you like it. Where'd you get it? Pound town everyone tosses Pound town I know what it means

But menist yeah, it's hilarious. Are you going to pound town this weekend? I'm gonna try to go to pound town as many times as I can this weekend. Do you have plans with someone to go to pound town? I currently don't have any plans to go to pound town. It doesn't matter if it matters because he just gets wasted and then he finds someone. Or just like, hey, what's up? And then he is back. Hey, do you have a condom?

I go the next stop is the... What? Do you have a favorite condom? The favorite condom. Uh, probably trying to think. I don't know. favorite condom. Ah, probably trying to think. I don't know. I always thought to get the Trojan ultra ribbed condoms

or like, oh, that's what you're supposed to get or whatever, but it doesn't really matter for me. Yeah, what about you, do you have favorite condoms? They say they don't feel the difference. Do you feel the difference at all? I really don't. I said there are some condoms that just don't, like there are some thicker condoms,

but I love crown. It's been my favorite for years. I don't even know it. It's this, I don't even know who honestly makes it. It's crown and beyond seven are the two that come from this company. Crown is like a pale pink light. It's always been reliable.

It's never broken on me. Okay. And when I give it to guys to use her the first time They're like I've never heard of this and they actually say it feels different. Oh, that's good Because a lot of the guys are like anti-condom. Yeah, I'm trying this new titanium condom I don't know how much flesh it is for her, but we've got a lot of lifestyles condoms lifestyle sent as a bunch of condoms Okay, we're doing some mint if they sent you any kiss of mint I don't know. Well, those are the minty ones right those are cool

They're amazing. Yeah, they don't they're not lubricating you just like my clitoris is tingling right now Have we mentioned that that we put on click tour? We put on this you're just joining the show we put on this cream this Aronnie show grab cream of arousal cream all of our clitorisuses are getting around right now. It's like X to C for clitoris. Kind of. That's a good tagline if you want. There's actually a company called, I thought it was called XStays, XTase, and they make this little remote control vibrator,

and you can program up to like 30 vibes on one remote, but it's XTase, and it's pronounced X to C. Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know what that is. I was like, so tell me about ecstasy and they were like, well, we'll tell you about ecstasy. Now, have they gone solar power with these things yet? I've seen one or two.

Yeah, really. I have heard about that. Yeah, solar power vibrators. Yeah, I've heard about it, but I haven't seen that. Because you've got to go green. Rechargeable is way more popular than the solar power. Right, a lot of the vibrators are rechargeable now Wow, no, no, yeah, yeah, they're of course they're

Rechargeable because the doctor Was that plug into the wall? No, that's one of my favorite Are you serious honey aren't you afraid like some malfunction you have never visited the Manufacturer like warehouse like where they put these things together, it could be some like crazy person. And he like misses some part of the safety mechanism that keeps it from electrocuted. And I'm never trying to better not get your car

because what if like the guy at the car did I know he hated your car, he's like, I'm gonna be paranoid. But you talking about the one touchy magic wand, did you actually? I'm actually talking about the arosolator, which is like the arosolator. I don't know about it. I don't know about that. That's why I want to talk to you magic wand is I'm actually talking about the Rossi leader, which is like the Rossi. I don't know about it. I love it's this it's got a long like 30 foot cord. It looks like like a toothbrush really. It's gold. How do you spell it again?

E R O S C I L L A T O R. There's a link on my site on Jamie Waxman dot com. Yeah Jamie. Okay, if you want to know who this amazing chick is, jmewaxman.com, but how do you spell it? J-A-M-Y-E. Yeah, card. I have a question. I have a question. So now they have all these sex robots

that guys can have sex with. Is there any robots for women yet? I haven't seen a high-end sex robot for women yet, but there are lots you know, lots of dildos and you can put them in like pillows so that they stay in a specific place. Like there are sex pillows and things like that. There are, this one company made this little blow up man ring toss for bachelor at parties and they put one of their employees' faces on it because he didn't show up to work

one day. Oh my God. So, um, so there's like that, but you wouldn't have sex with it. Right. But there were lots of, oh, another thing that I was just like enamored with this weekend, calexotics came out with a line. There's this guy Phil Verone, who was a drummer for Skid Row. Yeah, I was like a huge Skid Row freak,

but I think he was after my time. Anyway, they made a line of his toys and they made these vibrating drum sticks that are adorable. And then they made a filverone dong and it's pierced. You can take out the piercing and he has a freaking thick cock. Like I made it. So they made his penis. Wow.

He made his penis. He was on sex rehab. Okay. I don't know. Do you know him? No. he's some rocker, but his cock is like really big. And so he molded it and it's how do you know it's really his? Like if I was a guy and I was molding my cock, I'd be like, yeah, this is my goes into they went. I mean, because I know the women who run calisotics and they did it with him.

I'm like, yeah, I was just saying any guy. You be like, this is my car. Playgirl like from a few years ago. So we saw it. There's a place around here in the city, I don't know, some random art gallery where they have molds of like all these famous people's like, we need a- That's probably simply a plaster caster or something because she used to do this.

They had like Jimmy Hendrix's Weiner there. She's very famous for going around in the 60s and 70s and 80s as a groupie and what she was famous for doing is plaster casting all of these rock stars Penises. Wow, I'm surprised they were down with that. Well, like stars then I guess they would be down with that. Even if they don't have a big Cuck, they think they do exactly That's like the clonal willy. Do you know anyone who's ever used that? I have tried it actually. Of course Well, my friend well, I tried it years ago. Grand Stoddard is a friend of mine. I haven't seen him in years,

but he used to be a regular writer for Nerv. He had a column called I Did It For Science. And we were hanging out in LA for like three weeks in Yosemite outside of LA. And actually it was way outside of LA. And he had to do a make your own dildo for I Did It For Science. And he asked me to help him mold it. We didn't do it right, like it had air bubbles

and it wasn't like the best dildo ever, but it was really interesting. The hardest part about the clonawilly, you have to stay erect in the cast for two minutes. So you have to do things like, someone's gotta be that you gotta be like, you gotta be like, he's born or you gotta be like, getting made, you know, and we were not like,

super sexual together. So it was, I was like, here we have some magazines. Well, they did it on the Osborne's, too. I don't know if you catch that. No. When the Osborne's gonna do it. No, the sun did hit. Oh, Jack. Yeah, it was, it was pretty hilarious. Did you get to see it on the show? No, they were like, blurring it out, but they, they showed them walking around with like

the cup on his, on his, on his, inner. That's hilarious. No, I never thought. The clonawilly isonowilly is where is is a kid that you can buy that would actually I bet you can buy that. I don't even Adam Eve.com. Oh, So how have you seen this? We because we saw it online somewhere is for people that are long distance relationships where one person has the fagine on the other side and the one other person has like a cock on the other of the computer.

Is that the real touch are you talking about? It's like USB. I don't know if that's the one I'm thinking of. I've heard of that. Yeah. There's a company called Real Touch, AEBN, that is doing all of these hookups where you can get it. I know that there's a one for guys and you plug it into your computer and then you put

on a video and whatever's happening on the video, you feel it happening to you. Is that kind of what you're talking about? No, but this is like you, you're actually having sex with, with like a, let's say a pocket vagina, right? But on the other end, it's doing the motion of your penis with the penis.

So like a girl has, so you get it. So yeah, I get it in the dildo on her end and he's telling it on his end. Yeah, well, he's like, he's putting his penis into the pocket of a vagina and making it move on the other end, on the other computer. No, how can we don't know about this? I don't know.

I can tell you this. I don't do long distance relationships anymore. I was reading this great modern love in the New York Times. Oh, I love my own love. And she said something about long distance. And she said, when you're together, it's these exceedingly beautifully high highs and excruciatingly low lows.

And I'm like, oh, that's the formula of long distance. It's true. So I hate it. It's called vacation relations. Because they're always vacation. You're always on vacation. Yeah. You're like long distance.

You're in town. We've got three days. Let's just have sex the whole time and eat the order and food. And when you love long distance relations, I know, because I don't want as much anymore, but I did just because I like that they're not around all the time. Yes.

I'm busy. Like the guy I once see every single day, like that stuff going on. So I used to like, I want to be seen every single day. I knew it. I'm like, at least that one didn't really walk up, Rooka. I want it now, I want it all. I want what I want. I know, I totally get it, I get dude. I'm like, I, well, he's that one in really long ago, Baruka, I wanna know, I want it all. I want what I want.

I know, I totally got it, I got it. I mean, like, ah, yeah, it gets exciting for a while, but then it just, you know, I got a little bit of sex in the news that I thought, what else would be good? There's really not that much, but morning sex is healthy for you. Can I hit it in the morning, making love at 7.30am? I can't hit it in the morning.

Making love at 7.30am is apparently one of the best ways that you can make your day healthy. A new study has revealed 7.30 am. The body produces a surgeon's sex hormones in a rush of adrenaline to get the person going in the morning. So, more sex is healthy. I love morning sex because I have so much energy in the morning. You do? I'm gone.

I'm just like, get off of me. It's so fucking hot. Yeah, see, morning sex is a little way. Morning sex I like, but I always feel like I'm glad that I'm awake and get off of me. It's so fucking hot. Yeah, see, Morgan's like, just get away. Morgan's sex type like, but I always feel like I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm glad that I'm awake and I gotta go. See, I don't, I don't, I just, I could, I like sex a lot. You look, I don't care why. But I like morning sex where you don't even finish and then you're all day like,

and then to come home at night and then you finish. Oh, yeah, that's good too. Morning and night sex. I don't care, but it's just saying that's healthy for you. So it encapsulated couples with kids and stuff to get to do it in the morning. So just know, that's good too. Morning and night sex. I don't care, but it's just saying that's healthy for you. So it encapsulates a lot of couples with kids and stuff to do it in the morning. So just know that it's also healthy for you. Yeah. You gotta do it when the sun's coming up.

Then you get like that night morning five. When the sun's coming up, when you wake up at the morning, can you get anyone to have sex with you at the morning? At the morning? Don't you wake up early men? It's an early morning. I'm really early morning.

I'm really early morning. No, I can't get it. But I've done it in the past like when I was dating with like, I had somebody that was living with me that I was dating. I would wake up that early and have sex with them and then go to work. I like, I actually this last in December, there were two mornings at 515. One morning I woke up and one morning the guy I was seeing woke up at like 515 and the morning I woke up and I'm like, I just need sex and he did the same thing the next day

we had sex and then we went back to bed. That's awesome. That's good. That happens in a new relationship. You wake each other up, you have sex all the time and then you don't. And then it goes downhill. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not doing glue. I'm just saying that's actually a marriage by David Schnarrish, one of the best books

I've been reading. I've heard about, I have it. I actually own it, never read it. I just started reading it last week and it really is a wonderful book for couples on how to keep that relationship going. The passionate marriage. I own it, I need to read it.

So David Sharna. David Schnarge, the passionate marriage. Another Jew writing about sex. Jews and sex. I mean, we're one of the only religions that didn't get like beaten down with how bad sex is and how evil. That's why I mean, literally're one of the only religions that didn't get like beaten down with how bad sex is and how you do. That's why I mean, literally most of the sex experts that we know in the world are Jewish and I don't know what that means.

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That's adamanief.com, use code Emily for 10 free gifts. Well, I was just gonna read an email here about k Sacks that I thought that maybe we could talk about. Are you saying it's Freaky Friday because it's Friday 13th? Are you just saying Freaky Friday and Jamer? They're throwing it out there. Well, it's Freaky Friday because Jamie's here. And we're talking about Kinky Sacks and it's Friday 13th. Does this make you nervous at all?

No. Does anyone freak out about that stuff? I think it's a good luck day. Yeah. Me too. I have no issues with Friday. Although, no. Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, or Fanger on your clothes tingling. My clothes tingling. I got a ticket this morning by a CHP, California Highway Patrol officer, in a really mean one. I was getting on the highway going to work

and there was a lot of traffic. There was a backup, backup, like ten minutes. And finally, there was a little opening on the shoulder. So I rode up on the shoulder to pass the other cars, which is illegal, I know. But the cop was there putting down cones for a reason, and he goes, you, get over, get over. And he yelled at me, and he was one of those mean CHP cops

with like, he was like, the glasses on and the khaki uniform, which is different than the local guys. And he was like, pull over, pull over. I'm like, what's wrong, officer? He's like, you're driving on the shoulder, and I think that's more serious than speeding. You could have killed me. You almost killed me.

I had cones I was putting out. Why would more serious than speeding. You could have killed me. You almost killed me. I had cones. I was putting out. Why would you think my wife would feel if you killed me? So I just started crying and crying. I was like, I'm so sorry. Please don't give me a ticket. I didn't mean it.

I'm gonna rush to a meeting. Like, I know excuse. I can't see you in a rush. Never say that. I said all the wrong things. And I sat in my car crying because I'm like, I just got, okay, I got to be self admit, I got a full disclosure, got a ticket a week ago. What? You didn't tell me this. For making a left hand turn on friggin' market street.

How do you get tickets? I've gone now, I'm a dude and I've gone now of so many tickets. I have got tickets and I never get out of here. I got one for talking on myself. I admitted it. I was like, I know I'm on my speaker phone and they wrote that on the ticket. Oh my god. I could not get out. I could never get out. This is what I do. Oh, go ahead. No, I was going left. Okay, so it was Market Street. This is long and annoying main thoroughfare and everyone just go, Jamie just moved here just so you know, you can never go left on market. If you are on market, you have to go right. You can stock on market.

You're stock on market for like blocks and blocks and blocks and there's lights and it's awful. So it was like one point, I was like, oh my God, I'm going left on, I have to get on fifth straight right now. So I made a left, like I've idiot, there's a cop right behind me. He's like, do you know you can't go left on market. I'm like, I didn't know, like I'm sure he looks at my license.

Like I've lived here for 20 years, like guess I knew that. But anyway, I got to take it on market. I'm like, I didn't know. Like, I'm sure he looks at my license. Like, I've lived here for 20 years. Like, guess I knew that. But anyway, I got a ticket there, and then I got a ticket today. So I'm bawling in my car this morning, and he still gave me the ticket. But I was upset because I'm like, oh my god, my points, the things,

whatever was bad day. Sorry, these were points. I think it's gonna be moving violations and shit. And I tried, I tried to get out of it. No, that's not how you do it. I would have popped a mask in and given him a blowjob. I didn't know. I really was upset. Wait, how do you get out of it. No, that's not how you do it. I would have popped a mask in and given him a blowjob. I didn't know. I really was upset.

Wait, how do you get out of it? Yeah, I'm not. That's what I do. Even in LA, it's worked for me. I've not gotten out of the two tickets I've gotten. Okay. You've only got two in your life. Well, I've only driven for two years.

Oh, you've only got two in your life. Okay, got it. I haven't gotten ticket in so many years because it's the same routine No matter where I'm at what time anything this was this is what you do when you get pulled over because my buddy His his dad was a CHP. He was like the head of CHP And he's like when you get pulled over and immediately take take your wrist and put them on top of the steering wheel, right? pulled over and immediately take your wrist and put them on top of the steering wheel, right?

Because the officer feels safe because you could have a gun, your hands can be anywhere, don't be like fidget around everywhere and wait for him to walk up to the window. So he feels much safer, right? But then this is, so they appreciate that. This is before I go into my next maneuver which has been getting me out of the stuff.

That doing that alone has got me out of it, a speeding ticket going over 20 miles over the speed limit. Okay. They said, oh, I appreciate that. Go ahead. Have a nice day. Right? So the second thing I do is I say, they go, they always go, what are you doing? I go, oh, I'm sorry, I'm on my way to work right now. Don't say, I'm in a rush to go to work to say, oh, I'm going to work right now. And they go, oh, where, where's that at? And they go, oh, I'm a radio DJ. And they go, really, and go, what station? And then I say the radio station on that, and they're not excited with that one. I just start listing off every single one that I ever worked for. So why do they think that's so cool, radio? Is that every CHP officer is going to be like

sites? It's worked for me every single time. I should have said I had a store called taxidermally and then I should have popped in my trunk and been like take this home to your wife. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't kill you. Don't give them over too much. Don't be too apologetic.

Don't give them so much information. Just be like, yeah, I'm Rayo, DJ. We're for the station bubble. I should have given him a copy of that tax. It was in my trunk. I would have been like, I'm so tell your wife that I'm sorry I almost killed you and here go have great sex for 200 days and I haven't got a ticket for years So I tell them radio

Yeah, you just go you get pulled over if he's like a Mormon or something and I tell him I have sex talk show I wouldn't say sex talk show to say your radio DJ and then if he asks more than you tell him You think that that's like being like a celeb or something. I guess it is worked for me every time Every time you get pulled over well, I have gotten two tickets in two weeks And I wish you would have told me this two weeks ago Because I even tell me about the first ticket. I know I blocked it I'm not happy about it. Like I can't believe I got another one I was crying literally like a baby this morning on the way to work crying like

Well, I know not everybody out there is a radio DJ. So just go ahead and try, try that. You can't all be a radio DJ. So don't try this at home. So try the wrist thing. Once you get pulled over automatically, put your wrist up like you're about to get arrested. But put your hands,

but like spread out your fingers and put your wrist on top of the stirring wheel and just go like that. Okay. Because their number one fear is, they're pulling over something that's about to shoot them. Oh. So when you do that, they see your hands and then they feel more comfortable. Like me and my little mini with my dog, I'm going to shoot them.

Anyway, it doesn't look. It chicks are crazy. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. It doesn't matter. Yeah, you're right. Well, I just had to share that with you.

And there was one other thing I was going to share with you today, but I can't remember what it was, but it was. Well, I just had to share that with you. And there was one other thing I was going to share with you today, but I can't remember what it was, but it was really important. But I'll tell you about it Monday. Okay. Should we read this freaky Friday email? Let's read it. Okay, kinky sex.

My husband and I have been married for a year, but been together almost four years. We have never really had much of a sex life. I've come from a few highly sexual relationships before him. He very rarely initiates sex. I also feel like he is embarrassed in a way. I feel like asking him to do anything kinky is totally out of the question because he will think it's stupid

or won't be able to do it with a straight face. When we do have sex, it's just not enthusiastic. It's always the same. I guess my question for you is, how do I get my husband on the same page as me sexually? How do I get him to understand how important sex is? How do we make it fun and not embarrassing for him, but still a little wild and crazy for me? Signed Sarah. That's a great email leading into our freaky Friday.

Our closing out of freaky Friday. What do you think, Jamie? So she's embarrassed. She wants to try more things. She wants to spice it up. And she's assuming that he's going to freak out, that he's going to not be open to it. But maybe he will be. You never know you, but you need to start, you start with something small. Doesn't have to be,

you don't have to go in all the wild and kinky stuff first. But what would you suggest? I mean, I think, first of all, what I heard was, she's putting all of her own stuff on her. At him, exactly. I feel like he'd be this way. I don't think he'd be into it, but have you asked? That's the first thing.

Right. Have you actually talked about what you would like? And I think that's huge. I mean, this is what I'm talking about in this book, The Passionate Marriage. Like David Schnorr's talks about differentiation. How you have to believe and hold on to what you want. Hold on to yourself in order to make a relationship work. Right.

And so I think that if you own that these are the things you want and that they turn you on and you're saying to, he doesn't initiate. Well, maybe right now you need to initiate Zara. Exactly. Nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with it. And if you want the sex you want, go for it. Get it.

I think she's placing way too much of her opinion on or her. She's worried about what he's, she's totally assuming that he's going to have all these rations which might not actually happen. You can be totally wrong. They've been together for years. They've only married a year. I say this is a great time to do it. And she starts talking about, bring it up.

Talk about fantasies. As do you have any fantasies? Do you have any fantasies that you've been wanting to try? Is there anything new that you could, I mean, I think you're going to have to initiate it? You're like complaining. He's initiating. You've got to bring it. And you can go to a website like Adam Eve or whatever. And shop together, like this really interests me.

This is why it interests me to try this. Can we order it? And you know, just like open up a dialogue. It's very different if you come at somebody and say, I don't think you're gonna like this, but what I really want is this. You have to go on and be like, oh my God, I had this amazing fantasy last night, where you took me down, tied me to the bed,

and just did me, and it really turned me on. Right, right, and how would you do that? And oh, look, I happen to have some bonded strips here or something, so. Or sheets makes a great under the bed bondage for a straight set. I'm like, literally, I happen to have some bonded strips here or something. So, Bortsheets makes a great under the bed bondage restraints set that I'm like literally like I'm so happy. I was just out of sex. So, I expo.

You put them under the bed and they're just straps and they have hooks all the way on them. So, you can attach things to them. And they're not scary or threatening. They are just big straps. They're under your bed. You can choose to use them whenever you want. You know, you gotta like, oh, wear all those straps

as you, you know, they're already there. I know that. I mean, I think she has to take the initiative and stop assuming that he's going to be first. I think she's just afraid that he's she's going to be rejected. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what were she from. John Waters always say where she's from. No, is always free. Okay. Have you ever, have you ever been a trader, Joe's? Yeah. Oh, you know, this, this great wine is charo shaw. Yeah. Yeah, they should she should

totally bring that into the relationship. Manus really. Yeah. Yeah. I have a name. Oh, just because it's two dollar wine. I'll put it in a different bottle. You'll think it's amazing. So not that's so not true. But anyway, he's really well that will spice up your relationship with menis it's a six dollar party you get three bottles of that you are waste menis is solution to everything is alcohol which I don't know social lubricant but I also think that especially with kinky sex you have to be really careful because if you are not if your brain is not functioning at its highest level you don't feel the right amounts of pain you don don't know what you're doing, and I just think that when it comes to kinkier, well I think honestly when it comes to sex,

I prefer not to be so drunk because I want to know what's going on. Exactly, and menace for working on that in 2012. So I was going to pull some things out from our book here, Hot Sex, over 200 things you can try tonight, you can buy it on Amazon, right? And buy Jamie Waxman and Emily Morris. It's been selling really well from what I understand. I don't know anything.

I talked about all those Royal T-chicks coming in or what? I did a few years. Oh, we need to talk about, is it going to really be a few years? It could be. I don't know what the deal we have to talk about. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I love that we're going to be friends in that stuff.

Yay! Jamie just moved here. We're really excited. So we've got our BDSM page. Not only does it color look hot as naughty, it. Not only does a color look hot as naughty as success Not only does a color look hot as a naughty accessory, but you can also grab a leash hook it to the color and take your human Playmate for a walk who's a good doggy, so we've got some stuff in here about Well, it should be fun like you know when you're saying that I'm thinking like I would just do that and start laughing

Cuz you know, I'm very actually role play is very hard for me. Oh, okay, really? It really is. But I like it, but it's hard. I like it, but when someone initiates it and really gets into it, I can go there, but if they're like, okay, what do you wanna do? I'm like, well, you be the master

and just, you tell me what to do. Right, right, right, right. No, it is very hard to do. We always talk about that, it is. We'll kinda dog would that person be? I like to be like a chihuahua or a rockwhaler. Yeah. Well, that's, you know, they look the same.

And Australian hurt. What are those shepherd dogs? Oh, yeah. They heard you. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And no, okay. This is something that I like.

Make him wait. Yeah. One of the joys of bondage is the opportunity to focus on titillating your partner. Menace is does not understand teasing. So how do we explain to him that it could I'm just like bitch suck my dick already. I do not need to be like that and it's like waiting longer and longer. It feels oh my god now bitch suck my now. Yeah. Because you want it so bad. That would be cool for 15 seconds

and then I'm like just get it on. It's stupid teasing thing. But if you want to get teased, this fine, I'll tease you all goddamn day long. It's just not my thing. Well, you really, I love the teasing. I don't think that guy's teasing up. Yeah, I'm not sure you'll tease all day long minutes. No, medical teasing for all three minutes.

All day long, I'll tease you. As long as the day is three minutes. I'll wave a hundred dollar bill in front of you and tease you all day And say all women are money more is exactly But make him wait the teasing I think that a lot of guys have your teas have you teased guys before? Oh my god I love teasing right so how do you tease give me an example of one of your teasing mechanisms Well you tease a man even I just like talk partner like talking like like last night

I saw the guy I've been dating, and we kissed in the parking lot and we went home separately. Okay. And then I got home and I was like, oh my God, you should have totally slipped your hand down my pants while we were in the parking lot. I can't stop thinking about it. And it started this conversation,

like this is what I would do. And it was a text, we started teasing each other on text. Right. And that's really hot to me. Really hot. And then did he come over eventually or no, you just ended up. I can't get him to do that part yet. No, you just did work.

He's a workaholic. So, so no, he didn't. But I masturbated. But I masturbated. But I got off. You got off on the text. See, Mattis, you love texting. You could be doing texting, tease.

Yeah, I can do that all day. Yeah, exactly. That's a good way to tease. So then when you get to your partner at night, you've done all of that for hours, and then you can get to. No, they're gonna still want more. They're still, come on, true or not, true?

Not true, not true, what? That never happened. Even though we, we text you all day long, and give you all, uh, horned up as they say, you're still gonna want it like. Do you more before you go to Pound Town? Yeah, like make out and stuff. Yeah, do you think we're gonna make out

or you want to go down and us? That we are gonna want a lot more before Pound Town. We're gonna need, that we're gonna need you to stop in, I'm trying to think of something funny that the town before Pound Town. You got this. A full play, Bill. A full play, Bill.

I know. Oh my god, well, we'll have to come, we'll have to have a conversation at some point about really good Connolingas too because I have to say that like a guy who knows how to use this, I've finally met a tongue that's like a robot tongue. It's like the best thing in the world. It's a big town, talk to me about that.

Oh my God, I was just so curious. Did he just know or did you have to? There was a little of both, but mostly he just knows. Okay, so tell me about this master. I don't understand. I had two orgasms from oral sex in one hour and that's never happened to me. He went down and you've had an hour,

like just... Well, he went down on me, I came, and then we did other things, and then he went down on me again, and I came, and then we did other things. Oh my God, so what did he do? Well, I can't tell you I have a lot of male... Talk to me.

It's a lot of... I think you have to honestly like, exercise your tongue. Like I think sucking on like taking like a fruit or something like a mango and cutting it in half and just sucking and trying to like, to get all of the fruit away from the pit or something like that could be a good way. Strengthening the tongue so you can last for a long time because I'm not a two second, you know? No, how long does it take you typically to have an orgasm during oral sex?

During oral sex, depending on how good it is, I mean, it's been from five minutes to like, an hour. Damn, an hour? That response. That is meant to mean it's like that's as big as night. Shocking kids. No, so he does, so what, does it like, does he slick? He flicks, he also goes really slow for parts of it. And also, it's not focused on the clip, it's around the clip.

Right, which is a big tip for lots of men to go around the clip. Plus, you have to remember there's a difference. Like, I call it, I'm very proud of this phrase I made up, camera-lingus. So when you're watching a video and you see cunnelingus, it's called camera-lingus because you're seeing tongue. You got to be in there too. And I think a lot of

guys think like being away and just like the little flicks can work, but no, get in that pussy. Right. We were like saying it's like eating a peach. Like you get the juice off your face, you got to do it. I practice eating a peach. Practice eating a peach that'll be like eating a pussy. We're just saying all the words. Say we try to be classulating here on Friday. Sorry. That's one of my favorite words. Pussy? What would your classy word be? My classy word? Yeah.

Vagina? No, I don't say, no I just say- What's a classy word? A classy word for pussy. For pussy? No, I say, I say vagina and she hates it. No, I don't hate vagina. I just don't love vagina. Oh, I hate what I say. I call people for gynas. Like if you guys be in pussy, I say I say for Jaina and she hates it. No, I don't hate vagina. I just don't love vagina. Oh, hey, when I say, I call people for Jaina's. Like if you guys be in pussy, I'd say.

He calls because he's a vagina. He's a vagina. Like, that just doesn't even, that kind of thing. It's the same thing. It's kind of a pussy. It's funny. That's not that funny.

It's not that funny. It is, that's what it is. Okay, I think we're gonna wrap up, which is sad. But now, well, it's happy, because it's freaky free Friday, but Jamie lives in San Francisco, and I say, you're going to come back a lot. I would love to.

And if you want to check out our book, Jamie Waxman, Emily Morris, Hot Sex, and Jamie Pitchell, tell us how to find you because you're amazing. And where can people find you? Well, you can find me gasm.org is going to be the new site, jmewaxman.com. And on Twitter, I'm J-A-M-Y-E.

OK, J-M-Y-E. And also, you can find me on Facebook and Twitter, sex with Emily, saying with menaceys, white menace, and Facebook and Twitter, and everyone else. And when I'm Instagram too, sex with Emily, just start on my Instagram account. I think I have one follower, which is white menace. Yes.

Right? That's exciting. Okay. Love you, Jamie. Love you. Love you. Happy weekend. Thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me. Feedback at sexwithemlee.com. I've been throwing out a. Thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. It was a good for you.

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