Sex With Emily - Hot Bondage, Hygiene Hacks & Open Relationships

Episode Date: July 30, 2016

Today’s show is packed with advice for singles, couples & self-lovers alike! Whether you need help forming a strategy for dating online, guidelines for your kegel workouts or some sweet sex toy recs, Emily’s got the answers you’re looking for. Emily and Menace discuss how drinking too much soda may be ruining your junk and answer your emails! How much is too much when it comes to Kegels? How do you get your partner on board with your masturbation needs? The two debate online dating dilemmas and discuss whether it’s better to be single in college than to be tied down by a long distance love. From Netflix dealbreakers to open relationships to tricks for going down on your partner without rubbing her the wrong way, this podcast covers it all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily and today's show we've got a whole host of sex and dating topics to cover. How soon should you set a date with an online match? Is it better to be single and college than continue with a long-distance relationship? What to do when your oral sex skills leave your partner rubbed raw plus kagels, sex toys, and more? Thanks for listening! Listeners and friends, they're always asking me how to spice up their relationships.

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Maybe, I don't know. Maybe not. We're doing pretty well here, but whatever. Well, so what's the latest? What's going on with that? Well, I wanted to say that, you know, I, I've considered, you know, dating again, I am dating here and there, but like I haven't really met anyone and I don't. So you grabbed my phone a few weeks ago on the show and you started swiping on my Tinder,

which I had over the years. I went through like 80 guys and I found maybe one. Right, well, I got two super likes, which is a thing. Okay. You super like, but like, I don't get it because they super liked me, but then they super said on the rass and didn't send me a message or anything. Like shouldn't they say I super like, if they,

if you super like me, then why don't you send me a message? Yeah. But am I supposed to be like, wow, you super like me then why do you send me a message? Yeah, but am I supposed to be like wow You super like me. Hey, what's up? I don't know because I I never been on tender So I don't know so everything that I hear about tender is second hand now Okay, so I have three ladies in the room have you ever Rode a guy are you always wait for the guy to write you right? The bumble is the one which I'm not on when you're supposed to make the first message.

But no, I've never, I've never sent the first message. But I also haven't been on Tinder much. Like it was like a year and a half ago when I did a live Tinder day on my show. I think that's been dating etiquette since the beginning of time that the guy, yeah, of course, if he super likes you, then he's going to be the one sending you the message. And if he doesn't send you a message, that might be from what I hear. Then if you pay for your account, you can, you can do more than one super like. So if you have a free account, I had two super likes.

You get one day. Yeah, like the user gets one a day for free. And then if they pay like some monthly fee, then they can get more than one super like. So the guy only gets one a day, and I only get if I want to, can I super like? Also, if you only get one and you're paying like, wouldn't you set a message or something? Yeah.

These guys probably are paying and then they're just super liking like crazy. Are they super liking it? So you should, I should not feel special. No, you should always feel special, Emily, I don't want to hurt your heart. But I'm just saying that, yeah, the guys guys are putting it much this much effort into super liking or paying to have an account and they should send you a message.

How long ago did these super likes happen? Like this week I didn't check it because I forgot you did that yeah. I think that somebody that would super like would probably message you within the first while. And then sure I feel bad if someone doesn't super like me like because everyone can super like want like you can I think anyone can now this part that I don't I don't either okay, they can they can super like you but do you have to Like them back and then they can message you I don't know I don't know I'm tender if you match because we matched oh you okay, oh, I'm assuming we match So oh, so this is super I don't know maybe you what I'm saying. I don't think that's what I'm saying. I don't think that's what I'm saying. I don't think that's what I'm saying. I don't think that's what I'm saying. I don't think that's what I'm saying. I don't think that's what I'm saying.

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So basically he's looking for friends with that. But the other super. He's just trying to. Right. Yeah. Full of relationship. Oh, okay. So basically he's looking for friends of that. But the other super easy. But he's just trying to. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But that's been like, at the end, no, I mean, he's saying, I'm not so-

He is. So I just say you want an open relationship. Yeah. Like just tell me that. And I might be down. But don't try to make me read between lines, which wouldn't even have the word in lines. It was like, you would be down with dating some person.

Not right now. No, here's the thing. In the past, perhaps, because that's what I was like, that's what I want. But I think if I was in an open relationship, I'd want to be in with the woman, like the primary partner, which is how typically works. And then we would decide to open it up. But I feel like I would want to be already with somebody

where we're like, okay, let's open it up. But not at the beginning. Can you be in the relationship with a guy that has a private jet because I want to ride? No. I would, I have in in the past and it doesn't. It doesn't stick but I'm not saying I'm really working on getting a super jet. You guys should buy some stuff on my store so I could buy a stupid jet. Yeah, you're all in jet. That'd be cool.

And I'll super like you back. That'd be fun. That would be cool. What's up with you? I was in Mexico and of course Vegas always and then Been missing my dog my daughter's ever to score. I saw it on Instagram. Yeah, she's been in She missed her right? Yeah, so I'm actually going back to San Francisco when I'm going to in a few days We do and I'm gonna go pick her up and then I'm going on my friend who he went to San Jose State in San Jose, California and he is part of the Booster Club or whatever so he won

some party on a yacht so he won a yacht to have or his birthday party on so I'm gonna go to some yacht parties Yeah, do that on the bay on the bay.. Yeah, mix it. That's really nice. The ballpark there. Oh, that's so fun. I've done that in the past. So I know you're going to have sex in the news, but I want to bring you something. So you've been talking about apps and dating and all this stuff.

You can't help it, yeah. Now, taking over the world is Pokemon Go. I'm so glad you're explaining this to me. OK. Why is everyone freaking out? Now, everyone, now, I'm a little too're explaining this to me. Okay. Why is everyone freaking out? Now everyone now I'm a little too old for Pokemon. Okay, but it's me too. But I'm at least where a Pokemon is cartoon people have grown up on Pokemon right and now they incorporated it into a location-based game. So

How can I explain this to you? So the game is you have to go to certain points and maybe your neighborhood or anywhere in the world. And you get to that point and you communicate with that, it's called a geo target, right? So that section of space and it has like the characters from the cartoon and you're supposed to gain points and you're supposed to like throw these little balls at the characters and catch them right?

There's Pokemon catch them on your phone or like on your phone, right? So you do the movement of your phone and catch all these targets and all this stuff. So The reason I brought this up is it's been out for a week, but it's it's massive, right? And there's already stories about people Like hooking up because they're meeting at the same place. There's literally massive, right? And there's already stories about people like hooking up. Because they're meeting the same place. There's literally hundreds of people in certain sections are area like they say that in New York that the park is just full of people playing this game.

Right. I heard a lot of Los Angeles Santa Monica hundreds of people at the pier playing the game. So you get, you run into people with a common interest and they've been like getting going on dates and stuff. I know, I've heard about this, but I was like, why? Because all of a sudden, Pokemon, which I haven't heard about in years, it was just a really smart decision

to make this happen. Yeah. All of a sudden, it came out like a week ago, right? Well, I didn't read the full origins of it. I heard it was like a able full joke that people came up with, but then decided like, hey, we should actually really make this game because people got excited. So I wrote, I knew about about four or five months ago. And so I started talking about it on the radio, but I didn't know how massive it would be. Yeah, it's massive. That's all I'm meeting about. It's great, it's just CM Facebook, I see it.

I mean, I don't know, maybe I should. I should go out to the pier and super, super play Pokemon. You should. I know. I don't even, I don't even, you go there and fill the ball and try to win the game, but what happens if you, it's just a game that you keep adding up points or whatever?

Okay, I'll download it. No, the thing is what I support is because, I know. It's dangerous to me. Someone knows where I am. No, no, no. People are already there. Yeah, people are already there.

But the thing is, I also support it because I know the ton of hardcore Xbox players, and they pretty much just live in a dark room for hours upon hours. Now this app is getting everybody out in the world outside and walking around and getting exercise, which I totally support. Right.

No, I think that's good too. Get you to gaming. Right. It gets you out of your house. There's definitely crazy stories because these little creatures or characters they want to catch. People are like breaking windows to try to get into because you can buy that too, right? You buy the coins or whatever the walls anyways but the

thing is like people are breaking windows to try to get into buildings because characters are living inside the building adults it's insane not kids so he was a kids game yeah I mean there's people I would say it's usually people in their mid 20s right now they're okay great so I'll go into it bang a 21 year old. Yeah. That's a good story. If you want a young guy. I don't though to be honest. Not that young.

No, I really don't. I'm not being sure that could happen. Like they might be like, oh, you'll be my miss's red. So I'm just saying, if Tinder and Bumble and Grindr, all the stuff has it worked for you. Hey guys. I'm going to be interesting. But it's for gay men. Some Pokemon go.

Yeah, it's true. Pokemon go. It's a thing. Um no but everything and ten years coming back though like everyone hated Tinder and they were on Bumble but now all my friends are saying like Bumble's gone down hill and now they're back on Tinder. So Tinder seems to be I think those apps are just too many F and Ops. I wasn't gonna do it though but I wasn't even gonna do it and you started swiping so of course it was like you have no attention. I think you least you guys do it. I think you should at least do it. And you started swiping, so of course, it was like, you have a lot of tension. No, no, no, no, I think you least do it. You guys do it. I think you should at least do it,

but I think that people are like super into the Tinder and all that stuff. It just gives them too many options and doesn't allow them to give enough attention to somebody that's maybe really cool. Right, and they match, right, and then they match with someone, but then they just match with six other people. So then yeah, they forget who they match with first.

And then you start messaging with different people and then you forget, I know. I mean, I did it years ago. And I just haven't really been that, yeah, it was five, two years ago. But whatever. I mean, I'll keep y'all posted on it. I'll see if I super like this guy back.

Well, let's do it. I'll see if I super message. Okay, so that is fascinating. Okay, so I want to, we got an email from a listener when I just thought was funny. I want to just read here before my sex service. All right. Because, okay. So, just discovered your podcast and I've been happening around episodes.

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Yeah, I'd rather have like a, you know, but I think I do love cats as a thing, but I also want someone thing someone, some dog I can work as well. My, my, my, my French bulldog, she is 20 pounds. And then, yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to cat, that scares me at 23 pounds. No, while the cat, they say those cats are 17 pounds. Pretty big. I want like a six pound dog that I can just throw my bag. Oh yeah.

Take it with me. Those little tiny things are usually mean though. No. My, well yeah, but Daisy wasn't me. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, you're next week. Cool.

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Like that bikini's photo on Instagram is not, I don't think I've ever gotten that many likes. And I love you all for like saying, I listen to the show, I listen to the show. So I appreciate it, it's crazy. It's like going, it was blowing up. So I, and then everyone wants me to post a picture of when my boobs were really big. Oh, yeah. When I was on the pill.

And I've gotten like 10 separate messages about that, like on my Instagram. And like direct messages are like, can you please post the photo? And I only have one photo. And it's just of my boobs, though. Oh, what's wrong with that? Well, I just think that'd be weird enough. Of context. If you don't listen to this, you're like, why is she supposed to, I'll show it to you. I'll see if I can find it. Okay. Picture my boots, and then I said I was gonna post

some more shots. Oh, I did find the shots where I did this like bootwar shoot. I'll post it for Thurback Thursday this week. And just remind me here, girls, Madsen, Jamie, that it's cute. I just found them and the girls on the show, it was like eight years ago, seven years ago,

and I did all these like, 16 and 11, she made things. Let's see if you're all really fun on Instagram. Yeah, sex with Emily on Instagram. Awesome. Sex with Emily everywhere. Snap, snap it, all that stuff.

Thank you, Mass. Okay, nearly a third of millennials consider bad TV taste a dating deal breaker. 30% of millennials, single money, I was have rejected someone because of their viewing habits. They want to watch TV. They say that watching TV strengthens their relationships. So maybe Netflix and chill serves a double purpose.

You know, I don't know. I mean, I'm really going to break up with someone if we don't like the same TV. That's kind of saying like, and I don't know if this is a younger thing, but when you're like, why do you like someone? We really like the if we don't like the same TV. That's kind of saying, and I don't know if this is a younger thing, but when you're like, why do you like someone? When we really like the same music, and we like the same food. I mean, I feel like in life, or we like the same shows,

that just isn't what's gonna make your lifetime partner. That you like, I don't know. Would you break up with someone because they like the certain joy that you didn't? No, I don't care. I don't care either. And I don't even think it's about having the same necessarily like interest.

I think it's about when you're looking for a match. I mean, all those things are great. If you like, I know there's plenty of people that I've dated. I'm like, oh my god, we're so similarly about the same things. But if there's no chemistry and there's no like, you don't, because I don't think it's about like in the same things, it's about liking. It's about your morals and your values and how you, if you like spending time together in some ways.

So maybe your TV isn't great. Like, you don't like the same shows, but maybe you just watch the shows together that you like and when you're not together, you watch other shows. But I guess they're saying, if you like Game of Thrones and I don't, I'm like, I think it's the worst show ever. We're gonna break up. No, I definitely, I wouldn't do that, but I, I would say that sometimes when I'm with a micro-friend, I would say,

okay, enough Bravo now. You know, even though I enjoy the Bravo, but it is like, I love Bravo, but sometimes I have to take a break because we'll do eight hours straight of Bravo. People do that, you know, and speaking of Bravo, because you know, Facebook has your, let, you know, what is it?

This on this day thing? Memorized memories. Yeah. Yeah. So on this day four years ago Our bravo show premiered on bravo really yeah four years lots happened four years I know misadvised you can it's funny if you don't know you can down. It's not you can you can download like 499 for eight Luscious episodes of menace and myself and more like hanging out in San Francisco and I'm dating some weird people one friend of menaces that took me to a strip club on our first date because he's fun. Whatever. No. Oh, he was mad. He was going to kill me. Remember? He was like mad. He was. He did he threatened me. No, he didn't. Okay,

whatever, but it won't. You're right. He didn't threaten me. That was funny though. Those were good times, sort of. Shooting wasn't as fun as the show being, but when we shot it was, okay. What we can say, nothing? No, I was just gonna say, I was just gonna say you can download it on iTunes. Yeah, on iTunes.

Also, I think there's some clips on live. Bravo. If you just Google it, yeah. Google misadvised on Bravo, if you want to see us in person, doing I think, which is fun. Okay, drinking too much soda can scoop your junk, your penis junk. And I just thought you came in with your...

Is that soda? Well, it's fizzy water, fizzy energy drink, red bowl, red bowl. The average American drinks 2.6 glasses of soda a day and while that's a far cry from an entire leader, that doesn't mean... I don't drink that much soda. Well, it doesn't matter. 2.6 glasses a day. There are people that are chugging down more than twice

at that's like 2.6 glasses. This is a big one. Yeah, but I'm not every single day. All right, dude, because here's a study, managing too much soda can be damaging. One leader, fizzy drink a day, could reduce sperm count by a massive 30% and lead to erectile dysfunction. Oh, now.

Yep. I was the sperm count I didn't care, but. I know. I was just gonna say, you're not gonna care about the sperm count, but wait. A reptile. A reptile dysfunction. You might get hard, not stay hard, you know.

I don't know if this is your issue. I'm just throwing. I know. It's like you just gotta eat like barley and wheat grass. It's funny because when I went to Mexico and I ate food, you just feel better because- I know, it's all fresh. Here in America, it's just like everything's so processed.

It's crazy. I know, trying to be healthy. Cola addicts have an average sperm count of 35 million per milliliter compared to 56 million per milliliter in those who consume less. And it also says that men suffer from erectile dysfunction and the sweetener and the soda was capable of damaging arteries in the penis, possibly preventing blood flowing freely through the muscle. I'm going to slow down so I can

end months. An occasion soda is fine, but if you drink it on a regular basis, you got to cut down. Just saying men as hazardous as your how's your house or swimmers? I guess you don't know. Maybe it's good because you don't want to be. Yeah, I don't care. Okay. That's cool. I have to make sure I can still get erect though. That is a good thing. Only you know that.

Yeah. Yeah. I had a dream last night though that we were all in Vegas. Shock. And I was there and your girlfriend and all your Woody show people. And you were like, you should come do the Woody show. So we were in a hotel room in Vegas and your girlfriend was there

and she was sitting up on a thing and I still didn't know it was her. It was like two hours in a row. You're like, that's my girlfriend. Done. And then it was like a sheet went over face to I still consider it. It's like your girlfriend, like I'm not allowed to see her.

I know whenever people talk about dreams, I like tune out because we were to understand but I'm just saying it was the end of Vegas. And no, I do too. People tried to explain weird dreams and I was like, what? But I just remembered when you walked in at that dream and we were doing the Woody show,

but it was in a hotel room and we were all sitting at a bed and the equipment kept falling off and it was really weird. Swiggy. It wasn't the most like, technically like savvy show, but it was fun. This sounds normal. Now we need to get time together.

Yeah, I'm having lots of weird dreams. So that's that. Okay, we need to get time together. Yeah, I haven't even had so weird dreams. So, that's that. Okay, so let's give a little shout out to our sponsors and we'll be right back. Thank you for supporting them and supporting the show. Lub. You know I never stopped talking about it. And for good reason, for 10 years, I've been on a mission to get Lube on every night's sand in the world.

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That's 818-ask-sex with only one. Or 818-275-7931. This is all at sexwithemily.com. That's eight when eight asks sex with Emily one or eight when eight two seven five seven nine three one This is all it sex with Emily Dot com So it's fun. We're gonna start doing this. I'm putting in some voicemails people are believing us some good messages Yeah, I can't wait you can say about that. Mm-hmm. Okay, so we're gonna get into this email or anything else I feel like I don't know anything that we should talk about. I don't know. I just feel like I miss you What about the oh yeah, I'm happy exhausted always. Oh, I'm gonna go to

Or did already happen by the time the stairs. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Comic-Con. Oh, yeah I want to go. What's it like? What are you gonna do there? I'll just go check it out. I'm gonna go to the center of day day I'm um, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go to ComCon. There's always There's a lot of women that like to dress up In take a lot of photos right exactly. Well, that's just that's just the world right now women dress up take photos Put my Instagram. Yeah for the gram. I think I don't know I wonder what what they get out of it though. I know some of them have turned it into a business

where people send the money and things like that. Like cosplay. Yeah, the cosplay stuff. Yeah, do you find that sexy? Oh, I think, I mean, if it's done right, I think it's just pretty awesome. You know, when it looks super authentic, it's cool, but if it's just a raggedy old costume,

then I'm like, okay, you're just here to get some attention You're not like really what it's all about now is like getting attention and information from all the likes you get Everything else has to just like what? I don't even want to get into that but I like it too I want you to like my photos to help it. It's fun But it's like if that's all your like obsessed like he's like with my 11 year old knees Just like refreshing refreshing on her likes and comparing with my other niece about how many like that's okay so let's get into the email here. Emily I just started recently to listen to your

podcast. I'm enjoying them so far. I've had 36 36. I recently separated from a 16 year relationship and after eight months I decided to go back and start dating again. I asked a few colleagues of mine and they recommended certain dating apps which I then went on including okay, Cupid. I went on two dates and they went horribly. Oh no. But I took one last chance and started talking to a guy six years older than me. We've been talking for two weeks and haven't met in person yet but our connection has been great. But question to you is, is there a certain timeline to meet and move from there or what do

you suggest? What do I do? Thank you. Laura, female age 36, Los Angeles. Laura, I love everything about this. This is what I love a minute. I love that she took time until you're ready. I mean, let's be honest, a 16 year relationship is a long time.

She's 36, so she was with the same person, she was 20, which is a long time. So you took time, you healed, and you're going out. So that's great. And I like also Laura, you are a great model here that you did not stop after two bad dates. Because I know a lot of people who are like, there's no one out there.

Because I had two bad dates in a row, and then they delete their apps, and then they reload them again. So this is my note to everyone, like keep going, like if you think that you're gonna have all these great dates in a row, like not gonna happen. Maybe space them out a little bit, maybe say you're gonna go on one a week,

but you're gonna have some bad dates. And I'm also glad you asked this question, Laura, because the time to meet is now two weeks personally is beyond my limit. Because what happens is you're chatting, you're like already saying he's a great guy, we have a great connection like you know him, but you don't know him. So people create these whole things in their head, his voice is sexy, we like to say we both like Pokemon, man.

Would you have Pokemon? The Pokemon? And then we can move in together. Yeah, exactly, but you don't know him and here's what could happen Laura He shows up and you zero chemistry You're like oh my god There's no chemistry and you just spent two weeks building him up in your mind creating this image of who this guy is and It might not be there. So I say when you match with someone or you have a good connection like try to meet as soon as possible and try to Limit the conversations that you have beforehand. Because in this day's age, day and age, I'm sure he's already Googled you. I'm sure he's already found out a lot of stuff.

Plus, you're talking. It's almost like you work, you know, you already know him before you met him. So I say like just meet the vet because really at the end of the day, nothing matters until you meet him in person. So ASAP because you're creating a thing. Why don't waste any more time? So the sooner you know, better that you can move on. What do you think?

I agree 100% on how people build these fantasies in their head when they get too excited over something. And you really just have to meet the person before you start thinking about how you're gonna have 2.5 kids and House with the big offense How my name sounds of his I know you're excited too because you were in a relationship for a very long time And now you found something that you might be interested in right, but you and I wouldn't even yeah Yeah, you just have to explore your options, right and don't rush. Don't don't rush. I would keep dating too. I hope that but

But if you do find somebody cool They want to be with don't say well, I'm just back now on the market I need to make sure that I I stay out there and meet more people I I always say if you find somebody that's cool stick with them and see where it goes But I would say don't jump it. I see I think after 16 years, it's time to do a little playin' around. But if you meet someone who's amazing,

and you're 36, and if you want to have kids, yeah, okay, I hear what you're saying, man, I say do. But it's worth it. But I just hate, I kinda dislike that when it's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I could go play the field a little bit. I go, why, if you feel something that's super cold, like just be with them, you know? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But for example, Laura, let's say like your ex was really non-communicative. Like, let's say like he was shut down emotionally and he didn't talk to anything. And let's say this guy was like opening up about feelings and emotions. And you're like, oh my God, he's the one because there were such a lack. You felt such an emptiness in your last relationship because you're guided and connect with you. And this guy does. And we often the pendulum swings.

So we try to peel whatever was wrong last one. And we think this guy has to be it. And we don't often see that it's not the whole like there are other things missing as well. So that's my only thing that we were like, oh my God, someone actually, you know, I've done that before. I'm trying to think what I've done. Like I've been with guys who were, I guess maybe the sex, let's say the sex, this is before

sex then like, now I don't put up with bad sex, but let's say sex was not great. The guy was really into it. And then I meet someone who's like, really into sex and it was so great. Did it out. Oh my God. This is everything. And then I tend to ignore that like, there's other things wrong. Like he's, you know, he hates his mom and like, it's mean to wait for us and all that stuff.

Oh, what? It's funny. Oh, I thought what you come up with. No, I just remember what I talked about you on the radio. I was talking about speaking about bad sex and saying that you would put up with it. We were reading some survey that has came out recently about who makes more noise during orgasms, right? And I talked about a story that you shared on here

to like a million times about a guy that you have sex with. And all the noise that he made was at the end, he goes, hmm, that was it. So he gave you a shout out, I talked about that. I was like, did he sneeze? Like what happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then because the survey said,

like, oh yeah, guys, like, tend to want to be quiet drinks. I know. They think they, why though? You tell me. Why? Because I need one other people to hear me. I mean, unless we're in like mean less were in like your dog unless we're in the woods or something like that where I'm gonna Cabin you at sex in the woods I'd see I don't don't

You're no tell room Vegas Yeah, I'm usually passed out. I'm usually passed out. No, I I still it's practice Yeah, but I have it. I'm usually passed out. No, I still, it's practice. Yeah, but I'm not gonna be going crazy because I'm aware of my surroundings. Some people were just talking about, like, have you ever heard, you've lived in places before, I remember in San Francisco,

you had a lesbian couple above you that were like, crazy amount of noise. Yeah. I was trying to be respectful. My name was. They were so great. It was next, I had lesbian's next door.

And the while I lived in that old like 1910 building and I had lesbian literally it was a piece of cardboard separating our walls. And they were really into SNM, the ones right next door. And the ones beneath me were just into, were just loud. And it was kind of hot. Like I had to do a friend to come over.

Like let's go down these house and listen to the lesbians of sex. But yeah, it's weird. But right now where I'm at, I still want to move, but I have a little guest house. So no one can actually hear me. I'm about actually not having sex. But when I was, I, no one can hear me, which I love. But yeah, men don't typically make as much choice, but guys make a little more. And I said, let us know that you're in doing it. It feels good. It feels good to us. Because don't you like when women make noise? Yeah. I mean, guys love that. I mean, guys love that.

Yeah. So yeah. It gives them confidence. Thanks for giving me a shout out in this guy. Oh, yeah. You were so funny though, the guy who was a, he's actually a really good friend. It's so funny,

because you know I'm friends with all my exes. Yeah. And this is some where I did like eight years ago, but last night he texted me. And he went to school. And he went to school. No, I talked to him. He said to me,

he out of the blue. Voice memo. Out of the blue, because we're still friends. He goes, yo, I got a question. Need to buy some Emily type stuff online. Best site. Got any hookup from the crafty Armenian. Oh, he's to the thrifty Jewish. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, I go, what do you need? He goes bondage crap. I'm like, be more specific. He goes, I'm like, what do you mean? Like, he's like restraints, spanking, nipple stuff, which he's like super conservative.

Like, he might be like, I don't like really concerned. I'm like, what are you talking about? It's going bash up. I'm like, go to, yeah, no, he's like for some girl. I'm like, go check out sport sheets, because I like like sport sheets. It's really easy. This is like a lever, I'm not gonna,

I'm like, he's smell-crowed. He's like, that's perfect. And then he sends me, I'm like, yeah, it's reasonably, he's like, oh, this is perfect. They got vlogging stuff. I'm like, go to my website and like, that's perfect. And then he sends me, I'm like, yeah, it's reasonable. He's like, oh, this is perfect. They got vlogging stuff. I'm like, what do my website? And like, check it out. And he's like, and he was reading me what,

apparently he's dating online now. And what the woman said to him was, this is what it's like. I go, what do you need? And then he sends me his piece of things as restraints, colon, no inverted suspension, hands, arm, yes. I'm pretty damn flexible and somewhat of a Houdini and then she says spanking Yes, please pain if built so it's like a whole I don't know what kind of sight these on wow

I just Hashtag yeah, I was like Make some noise buddy Oh my god, I hope he doesn't listen to shout Jesus I can talk to about him a billion times, so. I love you, I think you just did it once, I don't remember. I don't think he loses. Shout off to you.

OK, fuck. What? I don't know what he loses. Who gives a shit? OK, this is the end of the moment. He's actually a different guy. I'm totally helping him out. OK, let's get into another email.

All right. Caggles for men. Because they do exist. Men and women. Hey, Emily, I'm a 30 year old living central California. I've recently started doing Keglexercises, downloaded your app Kegelcamp to make it more fun

and make sure I do them right. My question is, is there such a thing is doing them too much? Love your show. Hope to hear from you soon, Matt. I don't recommend overdoing the Keggle so like over three times a day because usually it's like series of five. That's would be my recommendation because you might be, you know, overdoing it that way. That's like anything. But my concern is I don't I'm not sure

why you're asking Matt if you had any weird side effects but from them or any weird pains but you've got to make sure you're doing them right, because I tried to explain them on the app and make them easier, but the truth is you, a lot of you, like, what you're supposed to do is you contract, like, inward and upward, like, you're pulling your pelvic floor in and up, and it's like, you know, those pee-stapping muscles when you stop and start the flow of urine. So, it should feel like you're stopping your nation, but a mistake that a lot of people do is they're like bearing down and they like strain their pelvic floor, like they're about to have like a bowel movement,

which I didn't wanna say poop, cause they're like either a bowel movement. That's like your doctor's like, when was the time you had a bowel movement? You know, you know, a doctor and you're like, yeah, hi. I hate that. So Matt, don't tend to your abdomen but or thighs.

So those are no, that's not part of your kegge plan. So make sure you find a comfortable position. And also if you want to do them, you know, a few times a day, three, that's great. But make sure that you're also mixing it up. So you're holding them longer, you know, you're holding them shorter for different periods of time. Like my app mixes them up for you. But if you want to do it three times a day, you might want to do one set of long holds, one set of shorter holds of the contracting and the releasing. Just like with exercise, like if you only did one, if I only did like my biceps every day,

like, and not a different way of doing them and did do pushups or whatever, you stagnate. So yeah. So I'm sure you do your keglet perfectly already. On the daily, I should download a keglet camp, your app for kegels. It's for men and for women. People love it. Tense and release. Yeah. Tense and relax. It's true. Tense. Relax. I should redo the audio. Maybe a French or something. Yeah. Hi, deaf. Yeah. Let me find. Okay. Really Spanish version. That'd be huge. You're right. I should. Yeah. How hard would

that be? Not hard at all. It's a good idea. Okay, are you ready for another re-mo? Yes. Okay, hi, Emily. I'm a new listener and I love listening to your show. I'm ideally commute. Thanks to you, I become much more comfortable talking about sex. And my boyfriend absolutely loves it as do I. I've been with my boyfriend for three years now and he's wonderful.

He's my best friend, biggest supporter. I love his family and the sex is great. The thing is, I'm only 20 years old and my boyfriend for three years now and he's wonderful, he's my best friend, biggest supporter, I love his family and the sex is great. The thing is, I'm only 20 years old and my boyfriend is the only boyfriend I've ever had. We started dating right after we graduated from high school and have done three years long distancing college. Over time, we realized that being together

while a long distance doesn't quite work and we're in an open relationship. It's taken some time but we've become comfortable with the arrangement. Now we're entering our final year of college and have started talking about plans for living closer after graduation. I'm really excited about that possibility, but there's also part of me wondering if I should take advantage of us being open to really live it up next year. On the one hand, I think it would be fun to put myself out there, and good for me to make sure that my current relationship is what I want

On the other hand, I know if my boyfriend found out he would be devastated He's told me he doesn't take advantage of the open part of our relationship as he's been with other girls before me And he this he's sure that I that this is what he wants I've only had sex with one other guy and it was totally underwhelming Part of me thinks I shouldn't try to fix something that isn't broken. What do you think? Do you think it's important to see what it's like to be with different partners? Or if I'm happy, should I avoid any possibility of ruining good thing? I look forward to your advice.

And if you're ever teaching in San Francisco, let me know. Since you're really Sonya, female age 20. People are getting so good with the females and the ages. Francisco, let me know sincerely, Sonia, female age 20. People are getting so good with the females and the the the the ages. Well, it kind of goes back. I can I just jump in first? Yeah, just been. I just go back to what we just talked about. If you're happy, I know you're 20 years old and you want to, you know,

I should be hooking up with 10 dudes a night or whatever, you know, but if you're happy with somebody and there's not any problems, I don't see why Why risk that you know, but you're gonna not agree with me go out there explore all your options Go bang everyone in your car. No, listen Menace I agree I know what you're saying and then and sometimes in these some of these cases Yes, because they're so I know so you're saying. And then sometimes in these, some of these cases, yes. Because there's so, I know so many people have been filled with regret that they, okay, regret is a waste of time.

You shouldn't look back. You're not going after it. I know it's easy to say that, but. They regret dumping their high school third college suite. Yeah, they regret. They're like, oh, I was with somebody awesome. And then I thought that I, you know, the grass was always greener and I wanted to go

explore my options and then like, oh shit, I should have stayed with that person because that person was great, but I'm young and I think that I should go out and blow 10 guys. What are they talking about when they were 20? Or are they 30? Very different. No, yeah, they were talking about when they were in their 20s,

they were with somebody awesome. And then they're in their 30s and now they're with some loser. But you know, I don't know. I think there's this euphoric recall that we go to our past and we think, oh, that relationship was so amazing. And maybe it was, but they broke up for the sole reason is because they felt like, I'm young, I should go explore other options.

That's the sole reason not because the relationship was bad. Okay. It's just because everybody is in their head like, oh, I should be explore other options. That's the sole reason, not because the relationship was bad. It's just because everybody is in their head like, oh, I should be out there. See, I don't believe in regretting any most things. I know, but it's just like I'm talking. I'm just saying, you're your friend who's doing this is wasting time and stuff. No, this multiple people that have felt this way.

See, and I don't have any regret. I broke up with so many nice guys that I wasn't, I feel like wasn't, ready wasn't the right time That's you know, I'm just saying yes for some people that could be right But I also think anybody who dwells on it here's a thing at that time in your life You made a decision based on where you were at so to even spend a moment in your life making regrets Undecisions in the past you can learn from things But to spend time dwelling at the one I don't believe in the one you got away. Like I don't believe in any of that because you did the best you could at that time and

you were compelled to leave because you wanted to go these experiences and when your dating life isn't going so great, you're like, I should have been with Chip from when I was 21 years old. And I just don't. And Chip was awesome, but you did want to say it. Chip was awesome. I bet he goes back and sees his 21 year old girlfriend and I was 30. He's, you know, not going to be the same as she was and she was 21.

But I think after reading this, Sonya, that you do love and care about your boyfriend. She doesn't want to hurt him, makes total sense. Yeah, but she'll pull on to him. Go ahead. Keep going. We don't want to hurt the person we love, you know, but here's a thing, you know, I think that she's feeling hesitation and she's feeling I'm not putting words in her mouth. Sonya's feeling hesitation about going to the distance with this guy and she says,

and here I don't want to hurt his feelings. So you should never stay with someone because you don't want to hurt their feelings. Because you're actually hurting more. Are we can agree with? Okay, because you're hurting them more by staying in a relationship. We always think that they'll never move on and they can't live without us, but everybody moves on and everybody finds someone else. And we all have this fear that when we break up with someone that they'll never move on and they can't live without us, but everybody moves on and everybody finds someone else. And we all have this fear that we break up with someone

that they're not gonna get over it and that we'll never find anyone as great. And except for your friends who are obsessed with their girlfriends from 15 years ago, most people move on. That's a lot of people like that. I don't know any of them. Emily, you're not the norm, I'm sorry.

I'm the norm. I'm the most normal. I'm so normal. Are you? I'm sorry. I'm the norm. I'm the most normal. I'm so normal. Are you? I'm yes. I am the epitome of norm. Is there an edible scene here that everyone's eating? And I wish they're edible.

I wish they're edible. I wish they're edible. No. If you're normal, the world is fucked. I'm sorry. No, I'm not normal. I admit that I'm not normal. I'm not normal.

But I think that Sonya's feeling has tension. And I think it is important, this is the only guy she's been with, the only one, the only one, because of her one underwhelming experience. It's going to be underwhelming because you've been at anything else in your vagina. Go out there and get a VD, it's OK. She had one penis in her vagina,

and there was another penis, and it was underwhelming, because it wasn't the same because we're used to that one penis. I had four boyfriends in college. I had one every year, freshman year, sophomore, junior, and I have no regrets about it. Like I like other disguise and fend off on Facebook. They're all great. But it might have been nice to have a year of just like

having fun and I got those I've made up for it. But it is a great time of your life for you're making friends and and your having new experiences. And, you know, but here's the other thing, you're talking about this open relationship and I'm super confused with it because I had to read this like six times because it sounds like you're having an open relationship

and he's not. And that doesn't work because you're saying he's not taking advantage of it and he's free. If you find out, then that just going to screw up the relationship. You're already not on an even playing jokes. You'll never be able to repair that. Right, exactly.

So you want to avoid hurting them, but it sounds like he's already hurting. So, and I would also advise against planning this big move after graduation to be closer if you're not sure that you want to be with them. And the 20s are a great time to get to know yourself, to experience it. I'm not saying you shouldn't be in other relationships,

but this is not just me. In your 20s is a huge time for growth and change. Like, yes, honestly, like when I was 22, I dated this amazing guy, and I think about all the time, like I was so in love, it was so great. But it's also like your first love, and your first love, like you don't have all the baggage,

you don't have, you're like, oh my God, this is amazing. And you really like, you tend to like, I don't realize don't have, you're like, oh my God, this is amazing. And you really, you tend to idolize it. I tend to think about, wow, I did. I did. This guy was like, I mean, I'd start remembering Anna David, my friend, because the one time we got in fight, he was flirting with her at a party on night, which she doesn't remember.

And anyway, because it was the one time I like, now we're best friends, it's just funny. But what I'm saying is that the 20s are a time like we do change. You go, even Dr. Drew agrees with me. Like, don't get married to your 20s. Just don't. You can, you know, you can. No, I totally agree with that also.

Right. So what does it mean that you can't date somebody for a long time in your 20s? Right. You can, but this is the only guy she's been with. And I'm just saying, you know, at first of all, you're just entering your senior year. So you do have a year to think about it.

I wouldn't like rent in a part, went with them right now. But I don't think that you're going to, you know, you might not regret saying with them either, but I just, yeah, I just think that it's, it's a good time to, to also not only is it about your 20s about experiencing other men and whatever. It's like just a time to be with your friends and know yourself, know yourself without a guy in your life because that's when we established independence and we've become adults and we learn how to take care of ourselves. And if you're in a relationship all the time, sometimes you tend to like, you know, just kind of not take that time to learn how to take care of yourself.

So, and it's a long distance too. I did that. My freshman year, I was with a guy at Michigan State and I was at Michigan and I said I was driving East Lansing And he was driving in Arburn. It was like it was great, but I was my first love and now this wasn't this was Okay, no my first real love was after but this was like my first college Whatever doesn't matter. Yeah, a lot of first love so that's my deal I think you guys also aren't in the same terms with the open relationship is so that's one you start there So you know, why don't you be honest with him and practice communicating this part because if you

Yeah, you got to clarify this open-wrenched apart. See where it goes in there. Okay, next oral sex oral sex my what favorite topic love it Dear Emily, I love love love love love going down on my wife I love giving her pleasure watching her. Oh, you want to steal this guy from his wife? Go ahead. What's the number? I watching her orgasm and feeling the pulsations on my lips. Uh-huh.

Here I'll this. I smile just thinking about her at the peak of release. But she says, this is like writing a ragnable. But she says that when I do, it leaves her with three or four days of itching slash burning. Oh no. Oh. After all that pulsation. when I do, it leaves her with three or four days of itching slash burning. Oh no. After all that, pulsation. Um, can you tell me, is it my beard or is there a chance that could be my body chemistry, my pH balance on my saliva or something else? Is there after

shade? Yeah, exactly. No, it could be a lot of those things. If there's anything I can do with my mouth or her body to, to reduce or eliminate the irritation, either before or after the act, I don't want to have to shave the beard, but I would if that was only choice. Steve Wisconsin, he listens on Stitcher. Nice. Shout out to Stitcher, we love Stitcher.

We love Stitcher. We used to hang there all the time. Oh, misadvised, we filmed the show doing it at Stitcher Studios. Okay. I don't think it's a saliva. I don't think it's your saliva in our vagina. Most likely it's your beard or the products you're using in your beard.

Your girlfriend will probably have the same issues if you went down there. Beard issues. Right, menace. Beard issues. No, it is. It can be the beard. But there could be a whole host of things.

Now here's a thing. I say it's not your saliva, but if you're a smoker, there could be tobacco on your mouth and cause irritation. There could be gum, mouth watch, chapstick. I mean, if she's got sensitive bits down there, it could cause problems. Also, you're not talking about, I'm assuming you're having intercourse as well, it could be the common ones you're using. A lot of women are allergic to latex and also your hands, okay, this is like huge. And this is something

producer Madison, I were talking about last night that I didn't realize this until much later that like, if you're hooking up with a chick and this goes for girls to wash your hands beforehand, there is so much bacteria and dirt that accumulates on your fingertips, the back of your hands, onto your nails, I know this is gross, but like, I just never used to think about it, but like you you've got to have flaming hot cheetos Screwed right?

Exactly and I just like it was time you go for the bar You start hooking out with the guy and you're like, yeah, I wasn't like go with my hook up with dudes out of the bar I always did that gotta wash my hands. Yeah, yeah, wash your head dude But no one thinks about it. And now, like, if I go to dinner with someone, and he starts kissing me, I can smell like the pepperoni pizza on his hands. Like, I'm grossed out. So this is important, public service, and ensment to guys, you know, keep your nails

trimmed and clean. If I don't take this enough, like, nails are so important because I've also had a guy's nails, like slice, like, cut, I got like a cut in my vagina from nails. What happens to them in all the time So keep your beard in check wash your hands and Steve what you got to do is I think you got a chim the beard Even if it's just one time make sure you've closed shabber on your mouth and chin area And then you know if it's not that eliminate other factors I also think that she's got to make an appointment with her gynecologist because if she's having reoccurring issues, you know, sensitive and

it could be something like that we don't even know about. It might not even be you. Right. I'm not a gynecologist. I'm not looking at Regina, so I can't tell you. But center, send pictures of her for China. I will look at them. I will analyze them.

Men will look at them. But yeah, I think, hopefully she goes like every six months to her. What do they tell younger, every six months or once a year for PAPS mayor. But I think that, you know, I go, well, they go over six months I used to, I try to. But yeah, she just for fun. Just for fun. So fun for my head. I put my legs up and stir it. That's part of my day. That's really fun. Although my new gynecologist here, which I told you was like,

why don't you take a look and then gave me a mirror. He's like, most women say no. I'm like, yes, he's like, there's your labia, because of course I know. And he like held a mirror up to it. And I was like, my legs were like this. And I thought it was good, because most women don't know what the hell I have women.

And this is another thing. You should look at your vagina on your own. You should take a mirror and understand what is going on down there. Cause it's beautiful and it's working for you, I hope. And you might just understand what feels good next time you're masturbating, it's kind of fun to look and know where to touch yourself. What?

No, I'm agreeing with you. Oh, your finger was up. Look at your vagina all day. You could touch your penis. You could get your premium. You could look in your butt minutes. Yeah, I'm gonna look at my man, China. Yes.

So anyway, I love that you're asking to see, but I just can't, that though, it could be your beard, but again, I want you to shave your beard if it's something else, but you could trim around the mouth area and all that. But thanks for asking. Wash your hands. Okay, last one.

Hey, Annelie, my name is Bianca. I'm 25 years old from Chicago, Illinois. I've been married. Whoa, we love it. Married for four years. My husband, I recently talked about our sex life and what we want. He says he's fine with our sex life as it is.

Looks like I'm the only one who wants sex more often. Oh no. I recently told him that I masturbate. I've always done it. I just never told him before. And admitted that I really want a vibrator for when I'm alone I feel like now he thinks he doesn't pleasure me which he does

I just I also like my alone time and do things by myself How do I make him feel like he does a good job pleasureing me? But that I also love to masturbate also. I'm not quite sure what sex toys start with help womanizer That's a bad idea. I love the womanizer. I love it. Does your people in your office, your show want a womanizer or no? Yeah, who do I want? I told you, it's the best toy. Do you have one that's Camouflage? I do, how do we do it? No way.

What? Why is she like Camo? Yeah, I was joking. They come with like leopard and diamonds and yeah, I think there might be one. I'll take a look at my sex toy closet. Check it out. But here's the thing Bianca masturbation as you know if you listen to show. It's very healthy practice for men and for women. When you're in a relationship, when you're out of a relationship, you don't know when

stops matter. You shouldn't stop masturbating when you're a a relationship, because it's very healthy for us. It's a common release. It's a healthy release. It can reduce stress and anxiety, help you discover your body, more vaginous zones, how you orgasm, you can learn different things, and it can actually improve your sex life when you masturbate.

Have them listen to this, I mean, it's just Google it. It's so, no one, and typically what I like like about this email too is I hear from women all the time We're like our men say but like why is my girlfriend or why does my boyfriend watch so much porn and Typically like girls don't understand that but it's like you know what you watch porn I always say he watched it before you did it. I'll watch it after so this is fine So I encourage you to do it regularly. You're not doing anything wrong and you've a higher sex drive than your husband So it's good to have additional release. And this is common for men and women though,

to feel inadequate when the partner self pleases. It's all I'm saying, this is really, this is common that we're like, and again, when I was your age and I was 25, I was eating a guy and I was very confused. I did not understand at the time why he watched porn because in my mind, it was like the most amazing mind blowing sex in my life, which it was at the time and I was like wait you watch porn and the girls look nothing like me

and if fake boobs and blonde hair like do you want to be with them I was very very confused because there is not a lot of great information out there now until this podcast of course so you need to reassure him let him know how happy you are with your sex life like it sounds like he just really needs this reassurance from you. But explain why you masturbate because it feels good and it's good for you. And also if you do good at toy, you know, you can play with it.

He doesn't have to be like your secret toy. You can definitely play with it with him. Like I always encourage people to use toys during intercourse. For your first sex toy, I definitely recommend a Clitoral toy, Clitoral vibe, because they are easy to use. They provide the same type of external stimulation that you might do with your hands when you masturbate.

And Clitoral stimulation is hummus, women, orgasm. Plus, really easy to use with a partner. So I like the Leon, L-A-Y-O-N vibrator from the rabbit company. It's really comfortably in the palm of your hand. And there's two little bunny ears. Like it's like a bunny, but it's like short bunny. Like it's not the big bunny,

you don't insert it, but it's got that little ears like tickle your clitoris and feel really good. And they've independent motors on each one. So it can provide direct stimulation to the clitoris or anywhere else in your body. Let's not forget vibrations feel good. I know almost everybody part, your nipples. He might like it on his scrotum, on his shaft,

on the tip of his penis, men like it too. It's from the rabbit company, so just go to sexwithemily.com and click on the rabbit company banner and then buy it there. You'll love it. But yeah, I recommend a small glitter vibe. The womanizer is great.

It might, you know, you could check that out too. See how you feel about that. It's a little bit handheld. Could make them, I don't know, see how it feels about that. But those are two great options, I think. Do they have any solar powered sex toys yet? You know, here I've thought about that. And they probably do, but they just would not be as reliable. And I'm telling you there's nothing worse, there's nothing worse than

when you're about to orgasm and your freaking vibrator dies. It's, I've told that story. That's just the most upsetting thing you're about to. It's like, and you're so close. It's like a penis. They're both not fun. So that's what I got to say to you, sweetie. So yeah, just tell them it's normal. It's healthy and you're 25 years old. I mean, I'm assuming he mastered your baits too. Yeah, of course. And you've been together for four years, and I hope that I love that you're talking about sex now, and I hope this is the beginning of you guys even talking about more things sex, because, you know, if you don't talk about sex, then it's just not gonna bowed well for the future of your relationship. So that's all we wrote wrote how we got. That's it for today. Yeah, it was great seeing you as always

Thank you, honey. Thank you everybody who Listen to the show. Yeah, it's really good. I got to say like we are You know, we've gotten just a lot of new subscribers and people downloading and emailing and and and I've run into a lot of people And please if you ever do see me like I get emails from people like Instagram, they're like, oh, I saw you and I didn't say hi. Like I love, I'm so love it. Cause we're like sitting here in this bubble. And when I meet my listeners, it makes me super happy.

So I love that. And I love you, Menace. Find menace at menace at menace at menace. Constable, check out the Woody show. Yeah, the Woody show you can download it. You talk about news, pop culture. Super fun. That's it. All right, everyone. thanks so much for listening. Was it good for you? Email me feedback at sexwithmwe.com.

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