Sex With Emily - Hot, Wet Summer Sex
Episode Date: July 23, 2016Why waste the hottest season having sex at home? Today’s show is packed with tips to help take your summer lovin’ to the next level! Emily and Anderson discuss the latest digital dating trend. Who... knew that the outrageously popular Pokemon GO app could actually help you catch a date? Next, Emily proposes three ways to spice things up during these sizzling summer months, and answers your emails on post-sex cleanup and how much is too much when it comes to dirty talk. From erotic ejaculation to successful car sex to finding love next to a Pikachu, this podcast will surely add a sexy spark to your summer heat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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You know, summer is more than just a great time for dating.
It's also the perfect time for sexploration.
Today's show I've got three ways to make this season even sexier.
Plus, answers to your emails on dirty talk,
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to take control in the bedroom.
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flings. Why summer is the best season to be single tips to make the most of it also
with those dick pics really say by your personality and how to overcome the temptation to cheat
and tips for putting yourself out there with the opposite sex. And then today we're going
to be talking about summer sex Anderson summer sex sweaty. Have you even have I'm thinking
your wife's preggers. I know we don't talk about your summer sex,. Have you ever have I'm thinking your wife's preggers?
I know we don't talk about your summer sex, but I'm just thinking maybe those on as much sex in the summer for you.
But you can maybe harken back the days of your
we're keeping like good.
It's like it's very, very important to, you know, if you've got a pregnant wife at home,
I got to make sure that she knows that she's just as beautiful as ever,
because she's feeling heavier than she's ever felt because she's got a baby human growing inside of her.
So, uh, sex is just as important if not.
It is, it is.
I'm sure she is.
It's hard to say.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know you're not gonna talk about it.
But that's good.
I can't wait to see the little baby.
Ah, the little Anderson running around.
What's the duty?
Mid-October.
Mid-October.
That's a good, how have you been?
I'm so excited.
Yeah, yesterday I was like,
Anderson's coming and I'm so excited.
A lot of work on like a nursery and whatnot.
Part of my soul died yesterday when I traded
in my really sweet, like I have an art deco,
like Micah covered table, like from a diner
and a booth from a diner, like in Hollywood, like Melrose,
like Frankie's diner.
I love that place, yeah.
I have a one of their actual authentic green booths
in my living room and I trade,
I put that out in the garage
and I got my mom's nook, her breakfast nook.
It's like wood and it's a very family.
Look at your face and you can see his face right up.
Part of me died.
Part of me died.
Yeah.
That's what you do.
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We need some.
It's pretty sweet.
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She's got a big empty office, guys.
There's a lot of sex toys as you'd imagine.
Yeah. That's bringing it around. But the walls just have giant office, guys. There's a lot of sex toys as you'd imagine. Yeah.
But the walls just have giant post-its on them
with a bunch of like to do things.
I know.
It's exciting.
We'll take your booth.
And then you can have it back when the baby's like, you know, 18.
And here you go, son.
18-year-old birthday present.
Right, son, baby, right?
A boy.
Yeah, it's a boy.
Oh my god.
Crazy.
Well, it is great to hear.
That's what sex does.
Makes babies.
It's ultimately.
Unless you use protection.
So sex with Emily is all about baby making.
Not really.
Yeah, it can be or preventing baby making.
I'm so excited to be seeing you on a regular basis again.
I feel very fortunate that I get to come in here
and do a show with you and see your girls,
Madison, and all that.
It's very fun.
I know.
And this is a nice calm place besides the Loveline Studios,
which you know.
Loveline Studios, we're filled with vitriol and anger. It's sometimes which you know. Love Line Studios were filled with vitro and anger sometimes coming from Mike.
Coming from you was the vitro and anger.
I was the peacemaker.
You were.
Although I have come, I admit that I might have sometimes came in a little flustered.
I've not seen you flustered in your new space yet.
I, you know, I'm less flustered.
Oh.
I've been meditating.
Yes.
You look good.
You seem like you're doing well.
Thank you.
I feel good. I do feel good summer sex
Summer sex, but here's a thing. Well, first we're gonna do a little sex in the news because I like that and can you just guess what I'm gonna have to talk about now
No idea
Pokemon Pokemon go
Pokemon go it's the new dating app. You know what what tell me how you feel about it. I hate it. Why I hate friends
You hate trends. I just hate I hate them. I just hate, I, I, I, part of me
probably wishes that I could just be like, Oh, cool, this is
what we're into now. Sweet, like be galvanized with the
community. And like, oh, yeah, I like that too. But I just, I
see the followers lemons. And it just really hurts me
inside. But but they're speaking to people and it's getting
kids who are really anyone who's really into games go outside
and like run around maybe get hit by a truck. They're gonna get killed. They will get killed
But they also might get laid house. Well, you know, it's the addictive game that makes you just walk around their neighborhood to catch Pokemon
Uh-huh. It's already here. That's not sexy. Listen to this if you see a kid out front playing Pokemon go
You're not gonna go I'm not going after the 14 year old, but it's already check this Anderson
This is what floored me. It's already been installed on phones more often than Tinder.
I don't think it does.
It it well, and it turned out that the 90s nostalgia, it feels pretty good as a dating app
by itself. So it combines the randomness of people meeting at a bar, but adds in a common
interest and common memories of growing up with the games and cartoons. So if you look
up from your screen, you might run into somebody cute.
And now there's stories about Pokemon got me at date
and they say walking around town,
effort dinner, they're running into people.
How many days did it cost people though?
Let's be honest here.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I'd love to go out tonight,
but I'm gonna be in the bushes looking for Pokemon.
Well, maybe they just say when they're in the bush,
they might find someone in the bush
and then things can happen in the bush.
Yeah, you don't want to bang the person in the bush, Am.
That's true.
Unless you win into the bush together.
Let me ask you this, Am.
What?
I looked at your phone right now to a quick little search
of your apps, so would I find it?
Okay, only because, only because six minutes ago,
I was like, not tonight, I should just download it.
And she's like, yeah, I don't have it.
I'm like, I got to understand it,
but I literally downloaded it,
but then I didn't have time to look at it.
Because I got to start dating again.
There should be a sex one, that'd be fun.
Like, where it like,
because from what I, the way I understand it is you hold it up,
like I can hold it up in this room right now
and I might find little characters that I can.
Yeah, they could be some here.
You hold it up and like it puts like little dicks
on people's crutches and stuff.
Happy free, or boobs like you can,
like you can hold it up to like a girl
and like it'll make it look like you're seeing her
boobs.
Like they put the boobs on her.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be sweet.
We should do that.
Like you have X-ray vision.
Right.
I mean, it's just guy, I mean, X-ray vision, I know.
Well, like the app that makes it seem like you do.
You know what I mean?
Well, it probably can do that.
It's some kind of like three-d thing too, right?
Yeah, what would we call it?
Pokidong?
Pokidong.
Yeah, we could, but probably not Poki anything.
Although Poki is very sexually Poki-poke. Yeah, we could, but probably not Poki anything.
Although Poki is very sexually Poki-Poke, but it's funny.
I just think also the thing that I hate, which I thought you were going to go into rather
than just hating anything that's pop with trends, rather than like, like, loathing anything
that happens.
It's the biggest thing since the Flappy Bird or whatever it was, right?
Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.
And it came out like, oh, we could go.
Like, you blink, you missed it coming out and you're like, oh, wait, what's happening
in the world?
Like, it's trumping like the whole, you know, movement right now, the, you know, black
matter movement, perhaps it's all like, oh, Pokemon is way more important to the majority
of people.
It sounds like yes.
Well, it shouldn't be, but that is happening.
Priorities.
Priorities with America.
But, um, Pokemon.
Pokemon, which is that?
Pokemon, Pokemon matters.
Pokemon matters to many people.
But what I'm thinking is that why also it's like, I get Pokemon's already established,
but like, why this one? Like like why is this all of a sudden
come back?
How much do you not to get all psycho life?
But how much of it is actually because people actually
really like it and it's naturally organically just
getting downloaded because it's so great.
And how much of it is just because people are like,
oh, I gotta be a part of this.
I don't wanna be left out.
I don't know, Taylor Wagon the dog.
We never really know in our social media.
Do we know?
What do we think?
I think we're 90% because they see it on the news.
So I saw a new story just last night.
Some woman, she's saying that Pokemon Go helped her save
some kids' life because two bullies were making this kid
run around, a little kid run around in this park
and it was like 112 degrees.
The kid collapsed. And she only reason why she thought it's because
Why she wouldn't have noticed the kid fainted and the bullying to right ran off
You can only hope that they may be collapsed as well after they ran off
And she called 911 they got that is a beautiful Pokemon. It's all right. I want how many married
I just wonder if she actually got the character before she turned off the app
She's like that. I keep fainting but I'm about to kill a poke man. Whatever you catch it. Yeah, I'm never gonna play it ever
I don't know that I'm gonna play it. I did down on it, and I might delete it
That's okay. I don't I believe you I believe that you never well
I think I need to vape while hoverboarding and playing Pokemon all the same time
Vape your vape yeah, and I put hoverboards no more. Goodbye. Are? Why? I saw two guys out of the neighborhood. I was running. Do they?
Yeah. All of them? No, just want a bunch of them blew up because they're made in
China. They don't really care about standards. Yeah. They're not really no.
Do everyone that every single model was recalled? I they're illegal. They're pulled
off Amazon. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I love the Amazon real.
You know what I'm doing there?
Is that just like it?
I'm just imitating Tom Likes.
Oh, is Tom Likes?
It is Tom Likes.
Really?
You're right.
But I kind of brought it on and made it my own.
It is your own.
I didn't even know it was Tom Likes, but it's a Tom Likes.
So I have a time, I think I did that he came to.
What did he hit on you?
Was he drinking red wine at the time?
Yeah, we did talk about this.
He came into my show.
I was on 3FM in San Francisco.
It was like my third night of doing
section that we live and they're like,
oh, because they were promoting the station
and they're like, Tom Liches is here.
Let me let me guess.
He came in with his giant belly
and his sunglasses on, drinking red wine.
Yes.
Yeah, I was so excited.
He was probably late at night.
It was like 1130.
What are you doing?
I was in 11 too.
Every time I'd see Tom,
because we worked, we shared studio space for years. Every time too. Every time I'd see Tom, because we worked,
we shared studio space for years.
Every time after a show, I'd see him in the,
in the common area, he'd be on a computer,
doing what?
Every single time, Emily, probably 30,
maybe 50 times, I saw him surfing the web,
reading articles about Tom Likes.
Really?
Every time.
Really?
Really.
Tom Likes is, I don't know, he said,
he'd be the head of the show and he said the same thing
over here.
He's on the internet to know.
I think he's a wine thing, but that's not important.
No, but we don't have sex.
He doesn't have sex, let's talk about people have sex.
He talks about having sex, but he doesn't have sex.
People who talk about sex are probably not having sex.
Except for you.
Except for me.
Yeah.
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All right, everyone. Thank you for being here with us. Okay, this is what we're
going to talk about hot summer sex. You know, a lot of people like the hot weather, like the
turd them from having sex, like it's too hot, sticky, I don't want to have sex. But August,
most popular months to get busy, June, July, right behind it. So I thought with the summer months
here upon us that we should talk about some ways to get busy,
the dot days of summer.
Lifestyle's condom says that the C spikes and sales
during the spring and summer months,
but it can also leave us in a funk.
People can be like, lethargic and not wearing a socks.
So you think it's like sticky and sweaty
and you don't want,
but don't ever think that like I don't want anyone
to touch me because I'm so hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm way too hot, you can't touch this. Can't touch this. No, I wasn't saying like that. No, like depends
I think a lot on your BMI and your present weight probably a lot to do with it. You know what I mean? Okay
Like if I'm if I'm feeling a little jubs
Five packed on a few like right now. I'm a little bit heavier than I would like to be
Yeah, I'm not feeling too sex. Yeah, I don't see that. And especially when I'm sweating. Nah, nah, not sexful. No, right, exactly.
But if I was on ripped and sweaty, pretty tight.
Really?
That's what everybody's body image.
And it's true, like people, that's like one of the biggest
killers of our sex drivers, our self-esteem.
We're not feeling great.
I get it, I get it.
But you know what, you can do some things here
to make it hot this summer.
So here's some of the asses.
Yeah, there's some tips, some sexual hot tips.
Yeah, I do. You know what I love and I don't
do it nearly enough. I need to find some road trip road trips in the summer again. I'm trying to
give you things here. They don't have to cost a lot of money, but they're like kind of a staple in
the summer. You go on a road trip, get out of town. They reminds me young, carefree. Well,
I feel like everyone if you've lived in a place for a few years, you should know what everything is
when like a two hour radius all the way around your house.
Every direction, you know what I mean?
Unless you live on the coast.
I know two blocks radius.
Yeah, you need to go road to the beach.
I'm so bad and I keep saying I just moved here,
which is a lie now.
Can you be in Joshua Tree in two hours right now?
I didn't know was that close.
I was just gonna say, I'm dinnigal or Joshua Tree?
Go, two hours.
That's it.
I know you, my chronicle, they're like for like, I I went there once not with my carano, but it's beautiful place
Where was it the place you went that's value that's like four and a half up. I get those confused
There's there's so many cool places in California one of the best place things about living here
Is this everything's like within dry it two three hours, but when I live in norcal
Short for northern California. I um, I knew it all. Hello. Hello
Yeah, I um I knew it all Ella. Oh
Do you know that that was my biggest turnoff when I moved to Northern California? See you don't like the trends either if people guy do do this. Hella rat. I was like
Oh my god people say that and I just thought they were dumb. Yeah, I mean
I wouldn't sleep with the guy said hella right but I think menace says hella and then I just kind of got over it
Not that I would never want to sleep with them, but I was like I get people say that
Hello, do you say hello? Oh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, get people say that. Hello, do you say hello? So you forget, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What is the, it's a no-cal thing.
What's a no-cal thing?
People say it with pride too.
Like, yeah, I know.
Do that to elements.
Everyone knows that I'm from no-cal,
because I say, hello.
Well, I just thought it meant you just weren't very bright.
Yeah.
But you're like, so funny, it isn't worth
or it's not a Southern thing,
but what's a Southern California thing?
No, we're just like, bro, what's that?
Yeah. I think I am very like, if my mom used to make fun when she came out from Michigan.
She'd be on my friends. They're like, she's like, it's so funny.
I'd sit there with your friends and they're, what'd she say? We said we like,
she made fun of us or she afterwards.
You probably get guys that probably talk to the valley girl.
I think I do. I think I do.
Like totally. Yeah, well, I think I do that.
I don't know where I picked that off.
I text I text valley girl. That's how I talk to her.
I do too. I'm like totes, but I think she's like, I like she said we all talk like, yeah, I think I do that. Now, I don't know where I picked that up. I text Valley girl. That's how I talk to her. I do too, I'm like, toads.
But I think she's like, like, she said, we all talk like,
yeah, that's cool.
No problem.
Yeah, man, it's all right.
I'm like, we don't.
And then I realize that, oh, I do, sorry, mom.
But my mom is the best.
I know, she's, she's rad.
She's radical, man.
She's coming out here to visit.
So anyway, road trips.
So I think about road trips is that like, first of all,
it's a great time to like get away. I mean, yeah, you're going to bring yourself on with you,
but it's a good time. I have a good talk. So I always say it's a great place to like talk about sex
and your relationship when you're in the car. It's a great place to know if your relationships
go in somewhere, not part of the point, but like if you are not talking or you just can't wait
to get to your destination because you don't like being around, you're significant other,
that's a sign. That is a sign. If you don't travel well with her or him,
that's not a good relationship. Right, that's true. I think that's totally true.
In fact, you could probably test it, do a little road drive, a road trip
tester before you buy the trip to Mexico or something for the road trip and do
a road trip. But I think it was just like sexy and fun, like getting stopping at
the, I don't know, like your shoes off and you can try to run around. You can
like check one of the cheap airlines. This is a little tip that the wife and I
did. We loved it before we were married
You find a cheap little airline like Southwest or something that flies somewhere for like 80 bucks
And then you rent a car and then you just do a big circle
So you can fly to like a different state and then do a circle everything is new and then you find like a three or four
Day circle like you know two thousand miles or whatever way if you're insane like we were and then when you get back to the airport
You turn the car in that you've stayed like three or four different little motels. Yeah, I'm sweet
Hit it a few minutes apart. It's a car sex ever. No, I don't talk about those. Oh, damn it
My mom. Oh God pulled over by a female police officer, and I thought hey, this might be hot
My table is not cuz it wasn't she was butch. Oh, okay. Got it. Well car sex it might remind you prom I
I She was butch. Okay got it. Well, car sex it might remind you prom I
Kind of think about car sex in high school. I'm not that I like Roping sex you grew up a Michigan. I'm sure yeah, I did know yeah, I did of car sex
I had car makeouts and stuff like that in fact
I got busted by the cops
I remember because I was making out in my high school
Okay, so I went to the quince central all-American school in Michigan. And it was like our high school was,
I don't know if I ever talk about this,
it was the state football champs every year.
And that's a big deal.
It was like the football players were cool.
And the cheerleaders were cool.
Like very stereotypical.
Very American, like all American.
And I was like went with a boyfriend
and we were making out under the bleachers.
We got it as a car and the cops came and told us to come.
I'd get arrested.
But here's a thing.
Did they take you aside, make sure that you were into it?
Like, you don't look like you're going to be in sex.
No, seriously.
Into the sex?
Oh, like I was going to be making out with them under the bleachers.
And yeah.
Yeah.
I got caught in my school parking lot and then like late at night, like 10 o'clock
at night because I was the only safe place to go with my girlfriend in high school.
And we heard dog barking out of,
we're in the middle of this parking lot,
empty parking lot in the middle of nowhere.
And late at night, and we heard dog barking,
and it was a canine unit rolled up on us.
And he made me stand in the car,
he pulled her out of the car
and made sure that she wanted to buy it.
You want to be giving him a blood job?
Are you, are you into this?
Are you into this?
Do you know how to please yourself?
Do you tell him that you went in your clitoris touched?
Oh, he wasn't you anyway
Let me see my car
Cop was like you
Well, when you say Emily I love it. I should be but here's the thing I want to make car sex because there's a thing
Yes, it's illegal. Yes, you're you could get arrested for it
But so here's how to make it better find a good parking spot. Yeah, make sure you're parked over
Because moving car made your know now make sure the spot is secluded because it is illegal
public and decency. And here's a tip. Don't hop to the back. You can recline the front seat,
the passenger seat, the passenger seat, recline it. Well, I'm going to top. It's great because
you can use like the seats as a leverage. But the passenger seat, don't get that steering
wheel on the back. You don't have the steering wheel thing. So that's fun.
So that's just a great way to tell you
but you don't want to bounce too much either
because the car could be shaking
and then you could get arrested.
Exactly, so I'm just telling you out to pull over.
Also, you guys, I know water, everyone's drawn to the water
in the summer, you're like, oh, sex.
And the jacuzzi sex and the hot tub,
you want to get a little wet.
Do you know what you're face?
That's a good bacteria.
Here's the thing, I don't want to be a buzzkill
because like oceans, lakes, pools, jacuzzi, all that.
Oceans like, yeah, oceans like, oh, you're giving examples of ocean legs, pools, rivers,
giving examples of bodies of water that you might want to frolic in, but there's stuff
floating beneath the surface like bacteria and all this stuff and people think, oh,
you're already wet and it can be great. But the truth is, it's not so good. And it cuts
down on lubrication right over all. It does. You not so good. And it cuts down on lubrication.
Right. It does.
You're so good.
It's true. So we think wetter, better.
It's going to be wet, but it's not.
You actually lose your natural lubrication in the water.
So and there's harmful bacteria.
So I say just that you can make out in the pool, in the water, in the, in the oceans,
in the wherever, but when you want to get it on for real, take it on land.
And if you're having sex or getting hot and heavy in the ocean, be careful with ripped
eyes.
You don't want to look up from all the heavy padding and realize that you've drifted
out to sea every bad times.
Yeah, that could happen, right?
You're really into it.
Beach sex, what do you think of that?
Well, I think that the sand, I think, yeah, sandpaper sex. Yeah, that's a thing. It's like,
it's Rome. Here's a thing about water sex is that it's very romantic, I think, and the idea of
it, while it still can be, you can start a little making out for a play, go skinny dipping, watch
each other in dress. You know, the whole thing about beach sex is that the sand can go places you
don't want it. So you can have a towel, have a bottle of wine.
You can eat, yeah.
Yeah, but like actually like in the sand,
you just get it everywhere.
So be careful about that.
And I would also say,
And sea fleas, no good.
What?
Sea fleas.
Oh, yeah.
They glow in the dark,
so you can see them.
Right, but they bite you in stuff
because of the,
Yeah, you don't want them in the crotch area.
No, you want nothing with that in the crotch area.
The idea of beach sex is so great until you do it.
And it's just like, yeah.
Right, well, even if you have the blanket.
It is always gonna be sad.
Cause you're usually having a few drinks too,
and you're sloppy.
Sloppy.
Okay, so I say, do a little skinny dipping,
do a little makeup, it's born, it's time for the internet,
move to the chase lounge, the pool deck, you know, a chair. So that's what I got to say out of the water sex. And I've made those
mistakes before. I think everyone has to say like, shakuzi, and now I realize, oh my
god, the bacteria and all that's not good. So I don't want anyone getting any UTIs for
the summer. Plus a chance for a urinary tract infection. It's not your shakuzi, your
banging it. So think of the poor people that I have to come in after you.
Exactly.
Yeah.
The coronation of the kill it all.
Be a place here.
Right down this tree, I think it was called a wet spot
or something.
It was awful.
You always have some dating reality show would always go there
for the date, like the blind date.
And it was just like, you could rent a shakuzi for like an hour.
People was going there and banging.
I remember I drive by that place
and feel like I was getting dirty.
I remember those places like they don't have them anymore.
They had them too.
Well, I think they're just called like Turkish bath houses in San Francisco.
Maybe, but they did have a place that you I would think that would be gross.
I would never want to know that you're going in there to bang in water.
And they don't change that water out.
No, we don't know.
I don't want to come in summer. So I think if you want to get wet and you're hot and sticky and you don't change that water out. We were in a drought. I don't want to kill that summer, though.
So I think if you want to get wet and you're hot and sticky
and you want to cool off, I'm a huge fan of shower sex.
And outdoor, shower sex, but also outdoor sex at night
because it's nice and warm, you know,
freezing your buns off.
Exactly.
In the summertime, it's very sexy out.
You're like camping and stuff?
Yeah.
I like camping.
I used to camp.
You could do camping, you could do it with like, but I know I would want like a fancier camping like I'd want like a air mattress or something
You know what I mean? I want a mattress is fancy not air mattress, but like a
You want an air mattress? I want fancy. No, but I used to rough it. I was camping all the time
It camping because I miss you and I accept because that's where I did it
But shower sex is great because for let me tell you why, limited space.
You can get creative with your positions,
clean up as minimal, you can be all sweaty
and then you jump in there and you like cool off.
And it also heats up your sex drive.
Did you know that when you're the cold water of the shower,
like it gets you like more turned on,
it stimulates your circulation,
your blood will flow easily to the places that you want it to.
But there's shrinkage, unless you're already going to be. Oh, it wasn't the pool. That's in your open. I places that you want it to. But the shrinkage. Unless you're open.
Oh, isn't the pool.
That's in your open.
I know that is my own change.
You shrinkage your drinks?
That was a great sign felt.
Sign felt.
So, it was a great one, right?
Yeah.
And the other thing is, okay, so Loub, here's the thing about shower sex too, is that, like
we said, it washes away women's natural lubrication so you need
a lube in the shower you can get a long-lasting silicone lube to pick up
the slack like Joe premium silicone lube which is available on my website
because now I've got a store oh Joe I'm not hurting this one okay it's amazing and
we just got a whole box of it if, I know you're not gonna say it now. It's Joe a guy.
Joe is.
Joe, Joe.
Just Joe, J.O.
And let me just tell you this, we've got a lot of loob here.
Joe, and if you'd like some for the road, for the summer.
What are you suggesting?
I'm gonna hammer one out on the road.
I don't know what, but we've got a lot of loob here.
I'm saying we got like 25 pounds of loob.
I would love a few ounces if I could take a different. Oh, you like loob. Oh, that's what the scene. We got like 25 pounds of lube. I would love a couple of ounces
If I could you look at the blue. Oh, that's what are you talking about? I don't like blue? I've given you a
Luby fly. Okay, Madison before he uses it's gave Anderson like goody bag. I have a drum of lube
Don't need a drum. I use it to on Stanley's nose when it gets dry in the summer
Do you know that you say Stanley and I get warm?
Stanley's my little dog just to be clear here
for those of you who might not know.
I love him.
And then, um.
His nose gets very dry in the summer, so I loop it up.
You do?
I'll give you some loop for a little, do you?
Thanks.
That's what it's for, whatever you don't tell me.
But also, here's the amazing sports sheets.
They make a great line of toys.
It's all like Velcro bonded stuff, which you can also
get on my website.
If you've been wanting to get into that thing, they also brilliantly have a line of toys, it's all like Velcro bonded stuff, which you can also get on my website. If you've been wanting into that thing, they also brilliantly have a line of toys called
Sex in the Shower. So they help prevent you from taking like a tumble, like mid-coital in the
shower because there are some risks. Like a suction cups for you to use in stuff? Literally suction
cups like the screens. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Succeed cup. They have a dual suction locking handle
for leverage and suction handcuffs.
I've seen that the suction cup handles
on mission impossible.
Yeah, well, I used it to climb up inside of a building.
It was just like that.
Yes, yes, it's just like that.
So like in his behind the scenes,
behind closed doors, that's what he's probably using
those for and then he's like,
hey, I could use these to break into that high rise.
Tom Cruise is really into shower size.
He's so, it was actually his idea.
I can see that.
So, the loot that you take with you in the shower though,
they make it very recognizable by touch the bottle wise
so you don't get confused with the shampoo
when you're not looking.
I hope that you just would be able to open your eyes
like credit to the image, just to make sure you're not putting the shampoo in your face. Don be able to open your eyes like credit to the smidge,
just to make sure you're not putting the shampoom in.
Don't be like, you know,
when the coitus is going on,
they eyes are closed and kind of reaching for things.
Good question.
Cause you don't want the shampoom.
But you could tell cause it's silicone,
so it's liquor.
But here's the other thing they make,
I forgot to say this,
so when I first met the sports eats people,
they gave me this vibrating,
it's a, so I use one of those mesh sponges in the shower,
like the poofs.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe your wife uses one,
so like a poofy washing thing.
And the mesh sponge.
Yeah, the next area, collectors.
I wash mine.
Okay.
I haven't seen one of those for years
because I haven't dated anyone.
That's, we'll do some for years.
But yeah, I know exactly what we're talking about.
I always use them, but they make one with a vibrator.
So here's the fun thing.
It has a little bullet vibe in it.
Uh-huh.
And so I have a bunch of them in my cabinet, and I just pulled one out one day.
Yeah.
And my cabinet.
And I brought in the shower, and I realized it was the vibrating one, because it looks
just like my other ones, because you can't tell there's a little vibrator in it.
And I realized I never used it until then.
Until then.
I was like, oh, I'm in the shower, and I got to test it, and it's right, I mean, you could get it all wet. And then, so I was like oh I'm in the shower and I got to test it and it's
Right how do you get all wet and then okay, so I can get all soapy and then a little
You gotta be careful the soap gotta be careful
And I wasn't putting in my I was soaping up like my other not my internal parts my external parts
But then I use the little bullet and it's brilliant a bullet in the mesh spun so anyway
I love all this somebody was thinking was thinking like they're doing it
in their anyways.
We all know the ladies are in there doing it.
Why don't we give them a little help?
I thought it was smart.
Okay, so the other thing, once you get out of the shower,
you can still take a shower on a staycation.
Staycation.
Sometimes you just need to change a scenery.
What you hate that word.
You do hate that word.
I know you so well.
That's where you stayed home, right?
You have a long weekend instead of leaving town, you stayed home.
You can stay at home, you can get an Airbnb in your neighborhood for like 50 bucks, it doesn't matter.
That's kind of cool.
Right?
You never vacation in your own city.
Yeah, you don't.
It is cool.
You can bond, you know, it's fun being away from home, you got like an unfamiliar place.
And like when you can, you know, again, Airbnb, great idea, you can mess up someone else's place,
and you just kind of disconnect.
And I think if you do take a weekend away with a partner,
I think you should put away your cell phones
and just say we're going out into nature,
have like turn off your phone, your tablet,
don't use a TV, and take some time to experiment.
If you're going away, like, this is a good time
to like bring out the cuffs or whatever you want and try.
And like, have your summer bucket list ready.
And be like, I love my bucket list concept.
I'm telling you, I can't say enough.
When you're kind of moving your sex life.
Yeah, but like be like this summer,
what are the two things that we want to try?
Okay, I want-
I can pressure and meditation.
Oh, I'm gonna sex.
Sex.
Okay. So would you want to try the summer?
Oh, I want to try that sex in the shower.
I only talked about it and I want, you know,
to have some outdoor sex.
Or just like make some plans, you know, if you want sex in the balcony? Oh, I want to try that sex in the shower. Emily talked about it and I want, you know, to have some outdoor sex. Or just like make some plans, you know,
if you want sex in the balcony.
Another good thing about going,
way is like you don't, if you do want to experiment
in your summer house, you don't have to
throughout the neighbor seeing you.
You know, all that stuff.
You could be strangers.
You could do it a role playing for a lot of easy.
I can do the role playing.
Outside your own home.
It'll help you get into your role, I would think,
especially if you're a method.
Now, something you, you could probably attest to, M, is you ladies, when you guys go out of town
away from your own house and familiar surroundings, you tend to loosen up and do things that you normally
like do.
Right.
It's true.
This is what I'm saying.
Have you found that with the ladies?
I have found that.
Like, if you're on vacation and you're out of town, they're not around the things that
they see every day when I'm saying they, I'm talking to the ladies.
Right.
They tend to be more willing to try new
and experimental.
I think it's true.
I think we all are.
I think once we get, because a lot of couples,
you know, they're talking about,
well, my relationships got in so routine,
it's gotten kind of stale.
Yeah, you're something to jump start.
I'm just trying to give you ways to get out of the,
because it's in your same zone.
That sparks creativity, it sparks sexual energy,
and you can give a crap what anyone thinks.
Even if it's just like overnight,
it's just like, hand it.
It's spontaneous, it does so much good for relationship.
It renews it, refreshes it for sure.
That does, I know.
And if it's just like, you know,
it's like 11 o'clock in the morning on a Saturday,
you're like, you know what, let's throw
a few things I overnight in the bag and get the rope.
Don't even know where we're going.
I know, I'm totally gonna do that.
And you can do it cheap.
You can do it on cheap.
Totally do that.
The new, I don't want to like, you know, motel six.
Actually, the new rooms aren't bad.
Really?
Yeah, they've redone everything.
Hard one floors in those babies.
Really?
Motel six?
Every place, every little town has a motel six.
They got the new hardware floors, so there's less bacteria
in those carpets.
They let you have dogs.
carpets, okay. They do? Yeah. They have dogs. They have dogs in there?
They do?
Stanley could go.
Stanley and I should take a little road trip.
You could do that.
I love it.
Okay, so that's a good idea.
And I do like the stranger thing, because people laugh the suggestion, but stranger, it's
fun to like show up pretending you just met.
Oh, the role playing thing?
Yeah, it's fun.
So I would just want you all to take advantage of the summer, and I'm just trying to inspire
you here, because summer months are upon us.
You'll have some great sucks. Yeah, last summer, I didn't even realize it was over.
It was over. It's over. Kind of sucks. I know. You know, those summers where you're just doing stuff and you forget that it's even some
summer. I know. I know. So that kind of this summer. I want to I want to I don't even put my hammock up in my backyard.
We got to take in the summer. I want a hammock. We talk about hammocks after I know I'm gonna get hammock. Okay.
So that's what we got for you. Happy summer, so let's move on to the emails.
E-mails.
Okay, so thank you for your email me.
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Ask SWE stands for Sex with Emily.
Thank you.
Also, we like your name, your age, where you live,
all that stuff.
So this first email, Amber,
make sure you say hello and your email.
Say hello.
So I got to read this email.
I don't know if I should give this a preface,
but this is related to our last show.
I'm going to read this email that we just literally got
for you, okay, I'm like, you know what,
we're going to put this in the show.
So here we go.
Dear Emily, John C here, you and Anderson answer my questions about starting a
CV book and after my wife died.
Oh, no.
Remember this?
Yeah, it's okay.
It gets better.
Just because Madison and I cried before the show when we read it.
It's okay.
I hope that this message is not too long, but I've been thinking a lot of what you
said on the program.
Well, let me just give you a preface that well, he gets into it, but his wife died and he was trying to get back in the
D. We covered this last week, right?
Uh-huh.
And unfortunately, I was looking up horrible things on my phone, not paying attention to Emily at all, and the timing couldn't have been worse.
And I thought I felt bad about that like four days later, I was thinking about it.
Well, let's keep reading because I think you should feel better now.
Your comments are very kind, and I'd like to thank you once again for addressing my question. I think your suggestion that I go a little slow to get
a little slow and getting back out among other people dating and possibly finding new relationships
was very wise. It didn't occur to me that I should try to make new friends and build a new community
of friends male and female as a beginning. I don't have to jump right into the dating game right
away. Julie and I were very alone by the time she died
and I've been trying to recover largely on my own.
My closest friends live 100 miles away.
I have to find some ways to develop a circle of friends near me.
That's a step because I'm pretty much shattered
because I cry so often when I think of Julia,
I think that dating needs to wait.
They were married for a very long time.
Yes.
You said, you also said that you hope I'd done some things
that people can do to heal after a loss.
I don't think I've done all I could
and I've decided to look for a bereavement support group.
So that has really helped.
It's my doctor who's just a month ago,
I sent him for internet dating sites to meet people
and got me thinking about relationships.
And I guess that got me thinking that I should get into dating sites
but not too seriously at this point. like you said. I'm sending a separate
email to poor Anderson. He apologized so much last night about doing fact
checking and not hearing when you read my question. I want to tell him that to me
he is absolutely nothing to apologize for and that the whole interaction was a
little funny. I'm also going to subscribe to his podcast Cinematics. See?
So you've nothing to worry about.
So sweet.
Thank you.
Best wishes to you and thank you for your help.
Again, you were very kind and compassionate.
I appreciate that very much.
I hope you and your friends have a great summer in Los Angeles.
Cheers, John C.
Why did terrible things happen to good people?
Because that guy's obviously so lazy.
I know.
He's so sweet.
Madison, I were like, we had tears coming.
So John, you very much touched us.
I'm glad this was helpful for you. Thank you, you very much touched us and I'm I'm glad
This was helpful for you and thank you for listening to the show and Anderson feels
Thanks for letting me off the husband. He's been upset about it ever since so really have had to read that I told my wife
And she was she gave me some daggers. She did
She's like, what you're such an idiot Anderson. I'm like, I know honey. I know
Thank you John for letting me off the hook. Thanks John
He really needed it because he was not gonna rest again. Okay, hello there. I was wondering if you could help me please.
This afternoon, whilst having sex with my boyfriend.
Oh, it's a Brit.
It is.
He introduced me to the word...
C-U-N-T.
Cunt!
Thank you.
At first, I was shocked, but then I became excited.
Later, I phoned my best friend and told her of my discovery.
She burst out laughing
and said that all girls uses word during sex.
Well, I never have embarrassment, I suppose.
Could I ask your opinion on the word
and its usage please, thanks Sue from the UK.
Yeah, she's, wait a minute.
So he introduced it to her.
Yeah, and she didn't know what it meant or how to use it.
How did he use it, I wonder.
Well, I think.
Yeah, I'm really sticking that.
Into your, yeah. I can't even, I don't wanna say it,
but yeah, I mean, I think it has to do with the region
because apparently the C word is much as offensive
and use more conversational in the UK.
Oh, for sure.
So they're like, hey, my Brit-Sixing Bros,
they're my Bros and I, my C and T's and I,
I can't say it.
They just rolls off their tongues.
They say it's a lot of the time. It's, you
know, a little more of the punk rock crowd that says it. But what's the accent that they
got down there that's like really thick, it's like pigeon, but it's not pigeon. What it
would, I'm drawing a blank on it. It's what they use. What they use in a clock or a
gorge. But anyways, when they like sex pistols, Johnny rotten, the way he talks, what
is that? Anyways, when they say it.
It's bro.
Bro. No.
The Australians, the Australians.
I don't know.
Say, country very well is.
Yeah, they say it like me.
Right.
Yeah.
Oh, he's a, he's a good old con.
All right.
I'm not sure that everyone's using it that way.
It's on common, but it's ranch.
I don't know.
Maybe in the bedroom he's like, I'm gonna f years.
It's weird.
They'll say con but they can't say bloody.
It's a weird, weird language thing down there. They can't say bloody. It's a weird language thing down there.
They can't say bloody.
Bloody is really bad.
They would say bloody, that pretty hell.
I know, it's when you're watching R-rated stuff.
Okay, well here's the thing.
You don't say bloody at the dinner table,
that's very upsetting.
I don't know that.
My father-in-law is British.
Didn't know that either.
Yeah, I'm gonna try both.
Kant and bloody.
You should try and say I go like a Christmas.
You know which one, I've said some more.
Exactly, let me know, please. So I think, see, when you're in the bedroom,
it's all about what you're comfortable with.
What makes you excited?
If you find a bothers you, let your partner know,
but she got all excited.
So I don't think it's a problem.
But here, I think, again, if it was using contact,
it's like, I like dirty talk, but that might even startle me,
I think. I don't think I've ever,
I personally haven't had a guy use that word in bed, but you know,
it's all about what makes you feel comfortable,
and what makes you feel uncomfortable.
So if it turns you on, Sue, I say, fine.
I don't think it's anything wrong with it.
He's doing dirty talk, so it worked for him.
I don't think it's a regional thing.
I think people say it here in America.
I need to know how he used it though.
Well, she didn't get into it, but he used it,
and then she got excited after it,
because maybe just what?
What if he's like your bands?
You're being stupid.
I don't know.
Or if he was like literally saying like,
using it as a slang for a vagina, I don't know.
But I mean, she wants to know, I think about what,
on its usage is very, very, it's varied
throughout different regions.
But I'm assuming he was using it for dirty type purposes.
And I don't care whatever words he used.
If it turns you on, I'm fine with it if you're fine with it.
Just the bedroom.
You guys can do what you want in the night.
Do what you like.
I love her friends reaction.
I'm totally cool with it.
Yeah.
Your friend laughed.
You felt good.
So here we go.
Next thing here, Anderson Heimley, 23 year old female with a, I'm 23 year old male with
a female significant other.
We've been dating for a year and a half and our sex life is great. My question is, how do you feel about a man coming on your body
and then cleaning it up himself? Cockney is the accent that I was looking for. Cockney. Cockney loves
to say, all right, let's get back to the clean up. I have fantasies where I will finish on my
significant other and want to clean it up, tasting tasting myself and or sharing it with my significant other. We have talked about
me trying my own come. I let's say, a jacket. But we've never gone through with it.
We're both open and willing to try most things. ex-bellish point. Any advice appreciated, love the show, Patrick.
And he hasn't tried, if he's this curious,
then he's gonna sit down and form an email,
it's gonna be, he hasn't tried it
and is in comfort of his own private home.
Dude, have you been listening to this text?
This people email me first, because they know.
Because he know what snowballing is.
I don't know, tell him.
I don't like to describe it.
It's when you're and the woman's mouth
and you make out with her deeply.
Before she swells.
Snowball, it's very upsetting.
Why are you upset?
Why?
What if it's gross?
Hey, there's also cooking with come.
You guys could do it.
I have a little cooking.
Dude, wasn't it dude on Loveline?
I don't think he was on Loveline.
We brought it to the show.
I'm talking about it. Here's the way of thing, Anderson. Let me just talk to on he's a love line. We brought to the show. There's a lot of
things. Let me just talk to you about this a jack-o-l-it thing. This is one of those questions.
We've been seeing a lot more lately. I want to taste my come more in the past few weeks.
Yes, I
That's a new thing like that's like Pagging was 2015. Yes, he's in your own
Yes, yes, what is 2017? I don't know.
I don't know what it's gonna be, dude.
I'm afraid.
No, but this is fine.
Like, here's the thing.
I just love the end of this show.
We can kind of gauge what's going on.
It's actually because these are the questions we're getting.
Right.
Nobody asked about it.
That's what I miss most about Love Line
or the questions, the interaction with the listeners
and not getting it here.
It's happens here.
You can do it.
Don't you feel like you never left Love Line
and we've got water and snacks for you here.
Thank God. But listen, here's the'm getting those. Don't you feel like you never left love line? Yes. We've got water and snacks for you. Thank God. But listen, here's the thing Patrick. Um, everywhere, I spot the tasting semen thing,
like it's, it is coming up. We've got like a bunch of emails and nothing wrong with it. Everyone
has their own sexual blockivities. It's not unsafe. It's not going to hurt you. And I'm kind of thinking
it has to do with porn. Maybe guys are tasting their come more than the point. I don't know. Or
who knows what it is. But it's a common theme in like dominant submission play,
making the sub drink through on fluids.
But lots of women, so I don't have a problem with that.
If your partner's cool with it, like taste it.
She can taste it.
You can put it on a half of it Sunday.
I don't care.
You're not going to, yeah, it's fine.
But the ice cream will melt by the time you're done.
I don't know if it's by the bed, but it is summer.
If you guys are conditioning, I don't know.
But I think that you can just try it.
As the only guy in the room. I question the validity of Patrick's email. Why?
There's five emails. Speak about it. Here's why. Why? Most every guy has my mistake. It's
gone there. He's saying, I want to do it with her.
Like I want to take it with him.
It's okay, he wants it.
So he has to.
Okay, let's the record show the Patrick.
Patrick has most likely tasted your comment.
By mistake tasted his own.
And I'm going to challenge you by the mistake thing.
Hmm, it happens.
It just right you comment it.
Whoop, there's a drop in my mouth.
Hey, young boys do it a lot and it flies out a lot
and goes everywhere and sometimes it hits your mouth.
It might be open.
What do you think I have a taste?
What? That's too bad.
It tastes like bubble gum.
It's salty. It's fine.
Okay, so Patrick and so we're fine with it.
Do it with your partner. I mean, I think it's however you want to do it, I think it's
fine. If she's cool with it, it sounds like she's down, right? Doesn't he say she's
down?
Yeah. You guys are fine. What?
I could see her thinking as a freak.
No, no, no. He says here that, um,
she said we talked about it. We talked about it, but we've never gone through it. So maybe you
think the guy right now while listening to this,
I just wait to answer it. Emily's talking about Patrick.
Here's the other thing. Lots of women are a
let's go to the ejaculate thing.
Lots of women 100% fine being ejaculated and some prefer it.
They love it. And I think you asked about cleaning it up.
You know, I think it's great.
I think you should go around and clean up.
I don't have a problem with the guy
jackaliting on my naked body.
Just don't clean it up with your mouth.
No, I...
Right.
Hey, kill two birds with one stone, why not?
Because that's killing like the main bird,
which is him, don't do that.
Well, I don't want a guy licking me up,
but here's the thing, I wouldn't mind no.
But that'd be weird, that would freak you out. Like Stanley? Finish his own your stomach and then you start to lick. Don't do it, don't do that. Well, I don't want to get licking me up, but here's a thing. I would mind no. But that'd be weird. That would freak you out. Like Stanley finishes on your stomach
and then you start like, yes. But here's a thing. However you want it to injure, however you
want to inject it, I'm fine. But you know what? I love Anderson, which I don't think this
harkened back to days of your when men and not a man I've been with lately, they'd be like,
get up and they would get a warm washcloth. And then they would wipe it off. And I thought
that was very gentle
like you're actually at a massage parlour like very nice like a nice massage parlour. So I like that.
The free-heated towels. I think that more guys need to do that. Like I don't want to lie there with,
I mean I don't mind your semen like you just ejaculated like get up and when a warm cloth,
a damp cloth, that was for Lori. But I think that I think that all your fantasies sound natural and
sounds like your partners on board.
So what are you waiting for?
Anderson's cool with it too.
No, I'm so, so cool with it.
I just thought I'd think he might come off as a serial killer if he does it in the wrong
fashion.
Come off and come with the cup.
I've been trying to do that, Tim.
So easy.
No, it's so easy.
Stippin' his phaba beans in his own come.
There is a website for cooking the
come. I don't want to like I knew I they're not my sponsor. No,
they're not. Okay. But that's all we got time for. There is
motel six, but you know, when maybe it should be I feel like I
want the four seasons to be my sponsor because I'd like to go
there a lot. I've been to some hangers. I've got exactly on
me with warm. There's some decent motel six. Some nice
toe motel sixes. Checking the there's some decent motel six, some nice motel sixes.
Check in the motel, check out motel six.
Okay, so I would say, yeah, we're good, but Anderson, it's so good to see you.
Tell me what's going on your life.
Good to see you, and things are actually happening.
They're rolling.
If you, here's the only thing that I'm going to plug, other than cinematics, which is a show
that I put my heart and soul into every week.
Podcasts.
And yeah, it's, it's movies coming out this week.
We just did Woody Allen's new movie.
We got in the controversy.
That is Woody Allen's new movie, Cafe Society.
But we spent a long time talking about should we even be talking about this movie because
of the allegations and things that look to be true about Woody Allen.
Oh, dude, Woody, what's wrong with you, buddy?
And we also talked about the New Brian Kranson movie, the infiltrator.
But more important than all that to me, anyways, is if you go to groupers, the movie.com, groupers, the movie.com, that's my website
for my feature that I'm starting to raise money for here very soon.
It's giving my first feature.
I've done a lot of shorts, as you know.
And they're all awards in the vault.
They've all been to festivals.
Yes.
And this is going to be my first feature.
It's way out there.
It's crazy. It's insane. It's probably going to be upsetting to some And this is gonna be my first feature. It's way out there. It's crazy.
It's insane.
It's probably gonna be upsetting to some people,
but it's all about sexuality.
It would not exist without love line,
without me working on love line for all those years.
I was definitely influenced by that.
It's all about homosexuality and bullying
and it's called groupers.
And if you go to the website,
groupers the movie right now, all that's there
is just a place for you to put your email
so I can have your email so I can send you guys emails and keep you in the loop for things coming up
So if you've already sent me an email to my website at gotcha, but now it's more officials and John C
Send you a separate email. So you it's okay. Thank you John C for letting me off the hook
But groupers groupers the movie dot. I'm so psyched for you. Yeah, I'm all your success. Okay, great. Thank you Anderson
Okay, what I what I gotta say is I'm gonna be in New York for the
She I knew
Sexual health expo. Yes, it's September
24th and 25th
Mass in New York. We're in place to get your hang on. It's amazing you guys. It's gonna be Brooklyn actually and I want to see all my
East Coast people there and if you could check out my website there's a banner and it's gonna be amazing
Sexual health expo if you're new to the show. there's a banner. And it's going to be amazing.
Sexual Health Expo.
If you're new to the show, we've got the top sex experts
from around the world come in.
And these are people that I super, I super admire.
I admire a lot.
And we've got top products and toys.
Just check it out of my website.
And I'd love to see you there.
All my East Coast fans, you're always saying,
let me know where you're coming to town.
I'm letting you know.
Come see me.
I love you all.
Thank you, Madison, Laurie, Jamie, and Anderson, of course.
And thanks for listening.
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