Sex With Emily - How to Blow Like a Pro

Episode Date: March 24, 2015

Did you miss your chance to celebrate Steak & BJ Day the right way? Consider this show your own personal blow job workshop! Variety is the spice of life, and is definitely the key to a mind-blowing blow job. With the help of “Married Anderson”, Emily shares some advice on how to mix up your BJ routine and use all the tools at your disposal, including your lips, tongue, hands and possibly even a toy or two! Emily also reads a couple scintillating blow job stories submitted by real-life listeners, and answers a couple of your emails on sex and relationships (and sexless relationships).From the deep throat to the hummer and everything in between, this show has the tips and tricks you need to make every day your very own BJ day! Don’t miss it - It’s going to blow (your mind)!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. I was bummed too. I know I had to cancel my steak and B.J. workshop. You know, it's the holiday after Valentine's Day for men. Anyway, I was sick, but tonight I am going to, I'm so much better and I'm ready to give you some of the best B.J. tips plus the 10 oral sex tricks. You're not trying, but you should be. Also answering your emails that you send to feedback at sexwithmme.com and thanks everyone for listening. Okay everyone, I don't know about you, but in Los Angeles, oh it's probably winter everywhere, huh Anderson, but Los Angeles, we've had a total random heat wave, which makes me wonder how is your ball is doing today. Even if you're freezing, your ball is probably not that fresh, okay?

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Hey, Evelyn. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh, my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, though?

What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I'm off here. I'm so proud. Being bad feels pretty good.

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And check it out, and I'm here with Anderson tonight. Hi, Anderson, it's so good. I'm my heart, I miss you. I know, it's been like a month. It feels like a month. It feels like a Anderson. I'm my heart. I miss you. I know. It feels like a month. It feels like a year. I've been gone for two weeks. I was in New York, as we know.

Have you had any kids since I've seen you? I did. I had a kid. I gave it back. Just like my dog. Did you know my dog that I gave back? You're one of those ladies that gives back a dog. It was a long story.

It was a wild girl. Anyway, it's funny because I was listening to some threat. I've been doing this show for a long time, a while ago. Anyway, it's funny because I was listening to some Throat Week, you know, I've been doing the show for a long time, 2,500 episodes. And lately we were listening to some of the ones just from a few years ago. And it's pretty funny how it evolved. I was like, I never listened to the show. And it's like, it's, they're actually still really good because evergreen, you know, giving a blowjob three years ago is pretty much the same. As it was, but funny stuff. And I talked about my dog, which is a long story.

But I did not have children. I was in, I was in New York and I was at a Tony Robbins seminar. And then I, you turn around. The big hands. Dude, he's like six, seven. He's a large man. Large man, big feet, big hands, you know what they say. Big lives, big shoes. I mean, he's really smart.

And people might think, oh, motivation, you know, when you think about it, you might think, skeezy, you might think. Self-help book, yeah. Motivational speaker, like he was in the 90s, he was like on cable everywhere selling his, hocking and stuff, but I was really inspired by it. I have a lot of friends, over the years, several friends who were probably the most successful people I know who went to go to hear him, and then after that they were like their whole

career, like, you know, and they, like, that only today, it wasn't like, oh, their careers just took off. They, I saw them change, and it's very very rare like you can do stuff and take yoga for while I meditate and I don't know it's just I'm always trying to work on myself. So I feel like I learned a lot. Don't take this the wrong way. What? But you haven't changed.

Well, dude, let me tell you that. You came in tonight with a head of steam and you're the same old Emily. Same old Emily. But I have done a lot of things that are different. Okay, you look happy. You see happy. Oh, good except for I look too skinny. And now I got really sick.

You look a little gone. You see happy. Oh good except for I looked too skinny. I know I got really sick. So what happened? A little gone. A little gone. So I would Tony Robbins amazing New Jersey is like six degrees, but it was great. Then I went to New York and I went for Lifestyles condoms because I was shooting some videos for them. What do those videos look like? Oh my god, dude. They were hilarious. I cannot wait for people to see it. It was so funny. I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about them, but you know how a lot of people, and the reason why I love lifestyles, I've talked about this,

but they make lifestyles brands, and then they have skin, SKYNN, and people are SKYNN, and people are always emailing me, like, what kind of condoms? Because people, there's such a stigma with condoms, do agree that people, I don't know, I'm married.

No, so I don't have to deal with them, but yeah, back in the day, brutal. What were your excuses? Like, what's the number? What are the excuses why guys are like, oh, I trust you, baby. I think you're clean. What else? I don't have one. No, I always wrapped up. I'm not stupid. Okay, well, typical things are like, oh, too big. I've been with one of those guys. Oh, yeah, he's like, I'm too big. So we did these funny commercials where I there's they're going gonna be online soon, but I had to put,

I was kinda debunking excuses because they make these skin condoms that are actually polyisoprene, not latex, which a lot of condoms are latex. I know I might be losing here. It's a new material that's really thin. It's like the next to truly next to bring nothing. And we showed that you could put like five cucumbers

in one of them and hold it and it didn't break. I'm like, too big. Don't think so. And then there was another one. Another excuse guys, like, oh, it's too awkward to put on and like, I'm embarrassed in the moment. So I actually put a condom on a banana with a blindfold and oven mitts. I built it down. It took me like three, two, twenty seconds. And then I put on a on that squashes for people who think they're too big. I know I'm always coming up with that. It's a big moment with sex ideas. It seems like whenever I'm with you, I'm always coming up with you.

I think it's because what you talk about stimulates the mind in such a way. But you should have done something. Here's another invention. It's a condom wrapper that somehow like has little things go over, goes over the girls here. So you can like put it on like a mask almost and then you can put it on with your mouth. Oh, woman can put it on with your mouth. Oh, woman can put it on with your mouth. Yeah, it would be like an incentive.

Like I thought you were saying was like a dental dam that what do you mean? There's like a little attachments on it like so you open it up and then you can put it out. So it's like over your mouth now is a girl and then she puts it on with her mouth like she's she can already do that. I actually do know how you do that. You take it out and you put it around your mouth and you suck back and Then you put it dangerous. Then you don't let it and you have the you have the rims of it around your mouth and then you go down the penis

But I don't know what I'm putting on do women do that? I don't know Mary Dude did they ever do that? I really feel like I've bibbic eyes are just like I got this and I'm like cool Because I don't want to put on backwards. I want to break it I'd be hard pressed to come up with a more of a boner killer like you're right in the middle of sex though. I'm like getting like a little wet nap out of a little packing and fun. You can tell which way is which and the dark especially like a lot of your 50 50 you're

going to put it on the wrong way and then it just won't go down. Yeah, exactly. It's brutal. But these were actually I was surprised because it's been a while usually again I just have the guys do the pleasantries with the condoms which I always use but they yeah I did it with a freaking blindfold and really proud of myself and I just I really love they've just cool condoms Anyway, okay, so it's fun, but then I got deathly ill I got a flu

influenza Had a huge fever and then I was sick and I wasn't I'm love line or here which was like Ex you know I've never missed no no she doesn't ever call me very sad. Yeah. So here we are. Okay. And tonight, you're going to start eating some high school food.

I know. So I wasn't, I couldn't eat. And you know what's sad? This is kind of sad. I don't want to bring you all down. But like, I live alone. No dog. I have some good friends, but I'm not really good at

asking for help. I flew in. I was so sick. I took like an Uber back. I from the airport lied down sick. When in the morning to my doctor in the back of an Uber, like couldn't sit up. Had to get my, like I just am alone. I was so hungry. I was alone.

I mean, it wasn't hungry for the first five days. I know, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to ask. But then my friends did all send me food and stuff. But I'm sorry. I look gone and horrible. You're rushing landlord. Hope you friends did all send me food and stuff, but I'm sorry, I look gone terrible. You're Russian landlord, I don't know. But freaking Russian landlord, no, not at all. Nothing, I didn't tell him I was sick, because I'm not really,

I'm not great at asking for help, which is actually something that I'm working on. Allotony Robbins, I realize a lot of things about myself that I do, like I, you know, tard me to be vulnerable. A lot in many situations. You're strong woman. I'm a very strong woman, but that's, you know, we all need each other, lot in many situations. You're strong woman. I'm a very strong woman, but that's, you know, we all need each other. And I'm not saying I don't break down and I don't have amazing friends.

I do, but my first instinct is to like, you know, take care of myself, everyone else. So I am different. You're going to see it soon, okay? Changes and happen overnight. I'm walking. So also, uh, yeah. So let's just get into it. So I thought, okay, so another thing I had to cancel,

which was devastating, steak and blow dub day. I likely excuse the lady, the woman. I know she didn't cancel Valentine's Day. I wasn't sick then, but I was supposed to do a workshop at Haasar Hollywood, which was they ordered all these steaks and all these blow jobs. No, this hurts. Did they get a fill in for you?

No, I mean, it was me, it was my event. And we had like a bunch of RS who peas, and I felt I didn't have a voice. And my doctor looked at me like I was crazy. Like, did you explain what he would do and what you had to do? No, I said, um, Dr. Sue, I'm speaking tomorrow and I did something.

He's like, well, you can do a swing by. I'm like, no, I'm teaching a workshop. And thank God he didn't ask what kind of workshop. What would you have told him? I would tell them truth. I said, actually, because people, I want my life, blow jobs. God, he didn't ask what kind of workshop. What would you have told him? I would tell him the truth. I said, actually, because people, I want my life, blow jobs.

I would have said, it's a blow job workshop. Actually, did you know today's day, so it's like a month after Valentine's Day if you don't know what it is, it's sort of the meant. Did you get a blow job and say, can blow job day? I'm married. Dude, that is the freaking lame is answer ever. I'm just gonna say yes.

Kind of, actually, it covers all basic. I did a great show the other. By saying I'm married. Yeah, you know what most people would think? You haven't got one since your wedding day. Right. That's kind of what I'm implying here. It's not true, but it's what I'm going to play. Well, let me tell you this.

First of all, that's depressing. Not as depressing as having no friends. I mean, in the backseat of an Uber to go to the house. No, I have friends. All my friends rallied once they heard I was sick, but I'm not going to be like, oh, can you come leave work and help me? Yeah, I'm I think a lot of people are like, yeah, a lot of people are, although I had friends in San Francisco get sick and they're like,

can you do this? Those aren't your friends. No, and it's not that I don't have friends. Just like when you're sick and you are in your house, like, I was so contagious, it's like you feel alone. Okay. So, but I did another show this week with Lynette Corolla. Oh, I love her. She's great, I love her. She's great. I love her. How does she deal with that? How in the world does she deal with Corolla?

I don't know, but she is so awesome. And she says that she never says no to blood. She gives blood toves all the time. Well, that's why he married. Well, that's more than many benefits that he gets by being with her. What? She's beautiful. She's smart.

It was an awesome show. I don't get it. I just don't get it. Love Corolla worked with them for years, but like the two of them, it's just the amount he comes out. They've been together 20 years. We talked all about how to keep the sex interesting, you know what she does, how they broke out with her, right before they got married, the whole thing. Was she on your show or were you on her show? She was on my, I've been on her show.

She's a podcast called For Crying Out Loud. And I was on her show a few months ago, and then she was on my show the other day. And it was really interesting. And she never says no to the bulldog. And I think like that's the thing is that you just how long does it take you to give a guy to do a bulldog? Really? Well, the pants have these guys delayed ejaculation. That's a bummer. It's delayed like, I did a guy like that once. And it took about 80 minutes to give a bulldog. I couldn't speak. I don't know. I don't know. But you know me. I'm like, I'm a go getter. Like I got to finish. Yeah. But it doesn't make you like want to get up and do the next one though. No, not at all. Never got to. I broke up with him not after that. But okay, so Tuesday, May 12th, though, Lynette and I are doing a live podcast. I'm going to be in her podcast live in Hollywood.

There'll be more information on my website at some point soon. Okay, let's get into a little bit of sex in the news here. I love this, ready? A philanthropic man makes Craigslist post offering to rate the boobs of all New York City women for free. Isn't that kind? Good Samaritan, right? So this guy, this is just okay, he supposedly dated models and strippers, he's taken to Craigslist to offer up his philanthropic services to all the women of New York City. He provides a very unique service, one that's not often found in the yellow pages, He can do Craig's list to offer his film-thrapping services to all the women of New York City. He provides a very unique service, one that's not often found in the yellow pages, and I'm not talking about the plot to take in.

This New Yorker is offering to check out the boobs of any and every woman in New York City and provide feedback. He claims that women can't trust their men when asking how their boobs look, so he's going to be the boob judging night and shining armor. Dude, first of all, like, who is this guy? I mean, like, no, I'll tear your motive here, right? He's like, oh, I see boobs, I dated a model once and I'll be totally honest.

I want nothing from you. I'm just trying to like, I help y'all out, you know? Women love compliments, you know, they probably think that they'll sleep with them or something, like, you got really nice rack. Who's the guy who said you don't have a nice rack? I mean, does he have to see them like, braw off, close off?

Everything, I'm sure. Imperson or. But it was flagged for removal. No, they have to like show up, I think. It was flagged for removal. And I mean, he thinks it'll help women feel better about themselves. And yeah.

Is there such thing as a boob doctor? There's not, right? Well, there's breast doctors. There's like ass doctors, feet doctors, eye doctors, dentists. Like a boob doctor, like a therapist, like a therapist, like a therapist boob. Or a thing, that's just boobs. Yeah, there's like, I'll tell you the truth. And it is true that oftentimes, you know, women don't give up.

I don't think it's hard to talk to your friends for advice and times about things about clothes or even about men or about relationships like they don't know. They're not in it. But plus they're gonna tell you what you want to hear. He might be. He might be very objective. Who knows. But okay, just because he thinks a boob looks good, why do I even know who the hell is he? He dated models and strippers like what a loot I wouldn't be a new model. Whatever. Why would I judge him? Maybe he likes big boobs. He didn't give you a good score then. Is that why you're so pissed? I sent him my boobs I've underbacked yet,

and I'm really, really insulted. He's really backlogged. I feel really bad. You know that a lot of women actually probably hit him up. You think? What? People kill their wives and children and get marriage proposals.

So I'm assuming that women are going to respond to this. Yeah, maybe. Don't respond to this guy. He sounds creepy, but okay, but then my friend freaked me out about my boobs out of the day because I actually don't really worry about my, I don't know, I have other, I make just about other things. You know, like I'm weird stuff, not stuff that most women,

but everyone here has a boob job in LA, which to be honest, in San Francisco, nobody does, none of my friends, I know you think that's weird, but it's true, it's a very different, I know like Dr. Joey makes fun of friends, it's just, I know you think that's weird, but it's true. It's a very different, I know, like, Dr. Joy makes fun of me. It gets different here. I'm hard pressed to find anyone who doesn't.

So my friend, she's like, yeah, I think I'm gonna get one and they're true. And I'm like, I wonder what I'm, I don't spend a lot of time looking in the mirror. And then I looked it up and I was like, I think they're great. And I was like, oh, maybe, like, I've been in LA for two years and I'm like,

I'm not gonna get a boob job, but seriously, every single woman I know has a boob job. Is it starting to creep in a little bit? Yes, it's more than ever. Maybe so insecure, because she's like fears under the, but she's looking at your naked eyes. She looks hot. No, she'd be around the phone.

And she's like, I think I'm gonna get a boob job. And I was like, why you look, she's like amazing hot body. I've seen her big, maybe I should have freaking crazy women. Don't do that. I'm not calling the boob job to her. I'm not, if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

But I'm not going to. Just kidding, I would never. I liked my boobs until my friend liked, didn't do that. I'm not on the boob doctor. I'm not if I did I wouldn't tell you but I'm not going to just kidding I would never I liked my boobs until my friend liked Didn't like they look great. They look you're fine. You're good. Great whatever. No, they're okay. Okay, so listen a good night This is my next sex in these days jumping right off the boob story. Well, I don't know like here's the thing do you first of all? I get that as you get older You've kids. I do, I don't have kids, but you know, your boobs, they do start to trick.

Sometimes you take them pictures. They get a fix. Yeah, get them fixed. Like you get them lifted. That's what you get. You get a boob lift. That's okay. Well, I think my boobs are nice. They're like, I'm like a B. Oh, no. What? Are you going to go out and have a couple kids so you have a good excuse to get a boob job?

No, I would just do it. I'm not. You know, I have kids. Attack on boobs. Don't do that. Are you having. No, I would just do it. I'm not a you know that kids tack on boobs Don't do that. Are you having kids? I were trying. I'm married. We're trying. Are you trying good? We're not trying that hard because we're busy, but we're trying You got to like get the opian the ovulation do you know all the ovulations thing and have sex? Yeah, she's got the app man But it makes sex kind of clinical and it's not a thought. I know she's got to make it hard trying and so I'm gonna I drew actually brought up a real doctor drew brought up

He's been bringing it up for years and it's really interesting that if like people from the future were to like aren't going to find us like buried. Like this generation especially they're going to find silicone breasts. Silicon gel packs on top of like skeletons. That's and they're going to think it's some kind of ritual we had like a bar bearing ritual. How weird is that because they don't disintegrate? They don't disintegrate. So they're going to be in the caskets.

Oh my god. That's crazy. We get crumbled somehow like the Roman Empire and then they discover us years later. That's weird. That's really where they were like an antique watch maybe and then like just a little silicone brown thing. Must be some kind of like barring ritual. Yeah. That you're assuming that the boob jobs are going to go away and people stop

doing it. I believe so. Yeah. Don't you think? I have no idea. I've never seen, I mean, really. Nothing worse than a the boob jobs are going to go away and people stop. I believe so. Yeah. Don't you think I have no idea. I've never seen I mean really worse than a bad boob job. Have you seen about the ones that are really big? Or I mean, I honestly, the skin's hot. Yeah, no good. Like when you see them close up, you could hear.

Yeah, I've been with girls. I can hear them. We're like hearing when they're just like talking or walking or what? When they're jostling like when I'm down and we're doing stuff. They make a different noise. Oh, I'm slashing my boots. Slashing. Yeah, you didn't know that. No, I do that. I don't think one girl who like one started leaking and that like go have like an emergency when you were with her. Yeah.

Would you like biting on our neppro something? It was really. It was like a little pain in it. I felt like I was dating a car. It was really. She started to be literally leaking. She was leaking. Yeah, she was feeling sick and then they found out that one of her boobs was leaking. And you can actually see the one with sagging a little bit. It's like, ah, Christ. What am I doing?

I like to for her, not for her boobs, but, uh, can you tell right away for woman as a boob dub? I didn't use to be able to at all and now, uh, I can tell. Now it's the boob dar. I don't have boob dar or a gay dar. I think everyone's, you know, so what you're I can tell. Now it's the boob dyer. I don't have boob dyer or a gay dyer. I think everyone's, you know. So what you're telling me is you see someone without a boob job. And you're like, ah, it must be San Francisco or some other part of the country.

Yeah. No, I'm sure, exactly. I don't even know if they do. I'm like, oh, do you really? Like people, everyone, I hear everyone so open about it. So like, look, feel them. I thought I boob dyer. A lot of the girls, like, two, like, who have had boob jobs.

Like, they, they spend so much money on them or went through so much pain with them Yeah, they'll just whip them out like we'll be at you know, I had a barge back. You want to see? I just you know, but can you tell can you I've talked to my guy friends about it You can tell if they're fake, but you don't really care. I mean if they're not leaking on all of your hand But there have been a couple girls were like I didn't know until like I saw them And I saw the scars when the lights were on one girl in particular I was with her for a couple months before I realized my god she's got a boob job right. But she had good ones.

The scars were like underneath. Underneath. Yeah, now at nowadays I think they just make tiny little slivers right of the nips. Yeah, I'm sure they don't. They're like, right exactly. So you know, but it is funny. I mean, San Francisco is like it's just a different town and no one does, but here she made me so insecure.

For a minute, I forgot about until now, until the boob man. I'm confident. You're good. You're good. You're good. I see you go neither cheeseburger. So that's a good boob talk. We're going to get to blow job soon and your emails, which are awesome. We've been getting a lot of great questions lately. I love hearing from you all. I love my listeners. I just want to say, I love them. Don't you love your listeners? Aren't you so grateful that you make a living doing what you're doing? Listeners are pretty great. And your podcast. Without them. Don't you love your listeners? Aren't you so grateful that you make a living doing what you're doing? Listeners are pretty great. And your podcast? Without them.

How's it going? Film vaults doing quite well and the afters, afters, afters doing well as well. Good. We just sold all over shirts. We need to get more shirts. Really? Yeah, people love their afters. I want to sell shirts.

Can we talk about that? What would your shirt look like? My shirt on the back it says, I had sex with Emily and all I got was his t-shirt and on the front it has my logo. And I made a few of them a few years-shirt and on the front it has my logo. And I made a few of them a few years ago for the treasure I was in. I might see you logo, where's your logo?

Dude, it's on my website. You've never seen my sex building logo. I must have seen it. It's the lips. It's really cute. Oh yeah, the lips. So we hosted a, I had a booth at the treasure I didn't use for my festival in San Francisco

for years ago, which is an awesome festival. We made like five. And I posted it on a TBT, Thurback Thursday and Instagram. And I got like hundreds of requests of people who want, I said who wants one. And then I got like about 105. I even got them in email, I was like,

you know, sex, but like about 200 people were like, I want one, I want one, because they're really cute. And I thought I should sell some t-shirts. You should do some. But you guys, I would support the show and then I would never read another ad again. If you just all bought t-shirts for me. We'll talk, we'll talk shirt definitely show.

I got a double idea. I got it double idea. I know. Got it. OK, so here's the thing. A good night's sleep fires up women's sexual desire. Sleeping well does more than those dark, keep those dark circles and eye bags at bay. For a new study claims it boosts your sexual desire.

In a study of 171 women, those who obtain more sleep on a given night experience greater sexual desire the next day, reflecting sleep night experience greater sexual desire the next day Reflecting sleep's impact on sexual desire each additional hour of sleep increases likelihood of sexual activity With a partner by 14% sleep most importantly was important for genital arousal such that women who slept longer on average Experience fewer problems with vaginal arousal than women who obtain less sleep Which is interesting because it's Think about like you always think about people of kids and they never sleep and you know that's I mean

There's so many things contributing to why if you don't sleep it messes you up You're not a sharp, but if you have kids and you're see feeling too ours and I like your sexual desire you know Vaginal you don't want to do anything if you're tired now, No, but even in life, they don't say how many hours a sleep. I try to get eight. So the take-home message should not be that more sleep is better, but that it was important to allow ourselves to obtain the sleep at the mind and body required. It is true.

And I feel like one of the reasons I got sick was because I was in New York and I was not sleeping very well. And I don't do sleep. How many hours? You're like crazy night all right. Yeah, I sleep like six. I try and get six a night, six hours. That's not very much.

No, that's not enough. No, no, no. So do you, well, this is about the gin us, but you know what, but cocaine girls, co-courses are more calmly known. They love the sex and they don't sleep much. So that should run about the study. Yeah, I'm sure they really love. They think they love it.

Just like guys on Coke. They think they love the known, no, no, no, no, no They think they know the code sex nothing better really dude. That's pretty good But can't you not get hard are you get harb you can't come you stay for a long time Yeah, you keep going good long night. That's a good time. Okay. Um, let's get into some on blowjob tips And I'd like you to chime in because you have penis married Dude, you can chime in about what you like about if I'm correct here because I'm giving you some tips. Listen, we've done a lot of shows and oral sex for women and I've had and this we're gonna get in your emails too But you know a lot of them are like what about?

I want to blow down tips and every single person in turn is work for me friends of mine are like I need a little refresher So You're welcome to agree disagree and you're welcome to add things in maybe not your own penis Maybe other people's penises if you don't want. So you're welcome to agree, disagree, and you're welcome to add things in. Maybe not your own penis, maybe other people's penises if you don't want it because you're married. That's all guys ever talk about is the best blow jobs they've ever gotten. Well, technique. It's all we talk about. Do you go out for martinis and talk about blow jobs? Anderson, you make fun, but coming up in this show, I do have people who emailed me and said, we asked for your best blowjob story ever.

This was all in preparation for my blowjob workshop. And we got some really good emails. In fact, I'm gonna start with one of them before I get into the tips to warm you all up. I got one to before the show's over. It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine who told me this because she was a little bit mentally challenged. It's a great story, it's a blowjob story.

Okay, and you were kidding that you and your friends share blowdives stories. Yeah, we don't do that. Guys don't do it all. They're like, she gave me a head, she didn't give me a head. There's a blowjob story. Okay. And when you were kidding that you and your friends share blowdives. Yeah, we don't do that guys don't do it all. They're like she gave me had she didn't give me that. There's usually a group of friends. There's usually one weird guy that talks too much about sex and he's probably because he's not getting much and that kind of little creepy. We don't we don't talk about sex nearly as much as the ladies do. Oh my God. We get all over it. So we do. Did he do this? Did it?

Is it the fingers? Okay. Ready? Dear Emily, the best blowjob I've ever gotten was this last Valentine's Day. My mate and I were totally starting off on the wrong foot. All our plans were getting crushed and it was putting us both in a nasty mood. Things really started getting ugly. We left the hotel we were staying at to find sweet suits so we could enjoy the hot tub later

and try to turn things around. We found a sports authority and after getting no help from the staff, we decided to just share the dressing room. As I modeled the swimsuit, I found she grabbed my hips as she sat in front of me and took me in her mouth. All that bottled up aggression found its release at that moment. It was totally hot, and it managed to completely turn

our evening around. Thank you, sports authority, for being so attentive. Now, I think that the run of the reasons why this is probably this is from a guy he didn't we don't really release his name. Sounded less beyond it. I know it did. He's like partner mate. I think that this was interesting because spontaneity. That spontaneity is good. What man doesn't want to spontane his blow job. They're pretty good, right? Yeah. And she grabbed him like grabbing his hips.

That's hot, right? Like she wants to show it's to value. She was aggressive with it. And you know, she salvaged a rough night. I think any fight could end with a good blowjob. What do you say? No. And any fight. It's a little dangerous though. She's really pissed. You don't want. She went but she would bob at you.

Yeah, you don't want to run the teeth. Venus, yeah. I'm not gonna do that. I hope you bought those swing trunks. I hope you didn't. He said he did. Put them back on the. So thank you for sharing that.

And also, here's the thing. Going back to my former, my show is my best job that we're releasing. Is that we've, you know, the shows evolved a lot over the years. And people you did used to send me like, I used to say to be like, what, the shows evolved a lot over the years and people you did use to send me like, I used to say to be like, what is the best sex you ever had? Can you describe to me your best sex or your best blowjob or your best, you know, oral man going out, whatever it is, threesome. So I love those stories.

So email me, feedbacksexplanet.com. Okay, so here's some blowjob tips that you might not know. And again, Anderson, Mary Anderson, you can agree to disagree. I don't like that name. What? Mary Anderson. I don't like it.

It's not sexy. OK, what would you like to be? Swinging single. Just Anderson. OK, perfect the deep throat. I'd like to preface this by saying that not all guys like slash need the deep throat. And those who do like it don't need all the time.

Agree or disagree? Totally agree. I think deep throat is a little bit overrated. Really? Tell me why. Well, A, it shows me that she's been working with that gag reflex, maybe a little bit more than I like with others. You know what I mean? And it doesn't feel that great once it gets back in the bony part of your throat. So then what what is it about? I'm some tongues way better than the deep throat. So you mean moving up and down like more variety? And usually yeah, more variety and I just give you more sensual. But a lot of the time it's very hard for them not to at least even if they could practice not to gag a little bit and just oh the ones who don't gag your like. As soon as they got good practice, not to gag a little bit. And just, oh, the ones who don't gag your like,

well, as soon as they gag at all, it's like, oh, Jesus, stop choking yourself with me. I don't, some guys find that strong. I hear some guys really like that. I think those are the guys with the, sorry, I told guys listening who might have this problem, but who think their man who's not quite big enough, like my cathart would love to do a woman death

with this penis, because he's got a small. She had to like pretend that she was joking, like put her finger in there too. He would love that, yeah. Okay, I got it. Okay, so deep-thirty, he just won ride at the blowjob theme park though, people, because I actually forgot about,

you know, I go on phases with it, I didn't forget about it, but I would do the guy really loved it and then I incorporated it again. And so even riding these tips to you all, I'm like, oh yeah, like I, I was really trying to think of like my best tips. I was like, I should do that more with this guy

because you get into a ride, gotta mix it to blowjob. Get into what? You get into a blowjob rut sometimes, or anything rut. Sexual, gotta mix it up. Oh, rut, rut. I think it's a blowjob rut. Blowjob rut. Okay.

Don't get into a blowjob rut. It's not necessarily the main attraction. Mix it into your repertoire, but feel free to use other techniques as well. Rule number one, in perfecting the deep throat, maintain control, feel comfortable. A lot of guys do the head push number, but that doesn't fly with me. And I mean, I mean, when you're sitting there and they have a heart, this is just in general,

the head push, you're hanging out, you're talking, you're flaring around, and then all of a sudden, like, he's your making out and he's like, oh, what the head push? But I feel like that's, I feel like I've said this enough over the years that I don't even tell you why that's so offensive. It's like, I know, you have penis.

I know that it's probably really hard right now. We're making out. You do not need to push my head there to remind me. It's offensive. Now, if I'm giving you a blowjob, I don't mind like a little put, like I get that, but don't do the, a tiny bit of that.

I think you're the little guy, maybe even like, a little guiding, like, the tempo you like me. Yeah, yeah, but don't do the a little guy maybe even like guiding like the tempo. Yeah, yeah, but not pushing it like tempo exactly. Thank you very much. If we had a penis where we do as well as one like in the middle of our back, I think it would be acceptable to maybe push because you're like letting the girl know which penis you want sucked. Right.

You know what I mean? But since there's only one, there's only one place to go. Let her go there on her own. Right. You know what I mean? But since there's only one, there's only one place to go. Let her go there on her own. Exactly. So exactly. She could be figuring it out. We don't push you down there. How would you, would you like that? That would be so weird. Here. Go down. Me. Okay. Before you start pleasuring them, let them know that his hands are free to roam, but he can't do any pushing of any kind. Hopefully you don't even have to tell this, but if he does, don't just give in and be a pussy. Chicks just say no to that push.

You can explore your own gag reflex without having to worry about a sneak attack to go at your own pace. Okay, positions do matter for the deep throw. I find, depending on the guy's length and girth and curve and all that, deep throating sometimes works better from a different angle.

So different sides coming in from different directions. Deep throating sometimes works better from a different angle. So different sides coming in from different directions. Just get a feel that works. And you can lie on the side of him or be on top. A dessert position that you prefer women just going down in your general. Well, it's nice if there's like I I level you want to see that. I like contact. Yeah. Like so would it be more where she's between your legs or she's on the side. Like sitting down in her like on the knees would probably be ideal. That is universally claimed. I agree.

Looking up with the eyes. Oh, this is so good. I love it. But if he's curved upwards, he might have to be upside down. Exactly. There's a whole thing. Or 69, my least favorite position. Little vitamin E can fix that.

It's Peronin's disease. He's good. Right. That's a doctor for me. A little bit of a million. A little bit of a million. A little bit of a million. Yeah. A hundred milligrams doctor's degree. Milligran. Milligran is a vitamin. Yeah. 800 milligrams vitamin A.

It fixes it. It does correct if it's not too far. But it's like correct. It's about like a millimeter. I know. Doctors like a millimeter. I know. Doctors who talk about that stuff.

Okay. And also my third tip for this is relax. If you're thinking, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Guess what? Your throat is all tensed and you are going to get it. It's just like anal sex, you're intense. So you got to breathe and you got to release

or you got to just like relax your throat muscles and you don't worry about keeping your lips super tight around as penis and if you let your lips fall open, you open your throat more. So you might be worried also, you might get drool everywhere, but that's kind of the point, I think, when you get the gag reflex and you have more lube because you need a lot of spit or lube on it. A dry blow job?

They're not good. No. And so another thing, okay, no, that's all. That's how it's a deep throat. Okay, so, okay, you all agree with the deep throat stuff there, but there's anything you didn't except for? No, just don't. You don't have to do it, ladies, all the time.

Don't stop trying to impress with the deep throat because it's not the end-all-beel. OK, got it. And it is about variety. So here, mix it up as another tip. They say, variety, spice of life. And there's nothing more worse than a bland blowjob. I should actually ask people to send me their worst blowjob they've ever gotten.

But if you've gotten a blowjob, you're like, I'd rather be eating pizza right now. You're going to get dozens and dozens from guys just saying, yeah, she didn't open her mouth enough and there's a lot of teeth involved. That's what you're going to hear a lot over and over. Yeah. It makes sense. So right there. Yeah, but it really like how bad it means it like some girls can't open their mouth very big. The news your hands about your hands are you got to mix it up. They save varieties, spice life and there's nothing worse than a bland blowjob, like I said,

although rhythm is extremely important, your moves should have some variation. So you got to mix things up, varying between like slow sensual slurps, do you like hearing it? No. No, light quick licks and the oh so popular head bobbing maneuver. And just move, you don't like licks slurps. No, no slurps.

You want to hear nothing, you want silence. I don't need to hear that. No, slurps. No, no slurps. You want to hear nothing. You want silence? I don't need to hear that. I don't want to hear that. Not a slurp. Like a... I feel like I'm at 7-11. Don't you want to hear anything? Yeah, maybe a little. Like a mixed sometimes. Not the whole time. Okay, well humming is coming. It's coming up. Cool. How many is coming? Humming is coming. So here's the thing. Oh, you know what? Before the hammer.

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Or cherry. They have the magic wand, as you know, I've talked about Cadillac of all vibrators. Well, in a month, I just want to tell you all two months, masturbation month, they're making a magic wand unplugged. Not plug into the wall. If you don't need to go plug, I had no idea.

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or yeah, off your $200 order or GV or just MLE for 15% off. And support our sponsors and buy some friggin' sex toys. The hammer. So it's that cute move when you hum, we're going down in a guy that gets a lot, gets a lot of positive word of mouth from the guys. You like it? Because I've heard from guys that it's really not

that mind blowing. See, every penis is different, like snowflakes, like vaginas. You love the humming? No, you just put me on a spot with like sounds. I gave you I'd rather hear humming than slurping. How about a hum slurp hum slurp like. And a dangerous dangerous territory. If you really want to wow next time you go down, grab like I said grab your okay this is

for sure. And I doubt that you've had this happen to you and I bring in beg you with all your banal sex right now with your friggin, no, I am point at you. Without your friggin baby sex, this is what you should do. Oh, good. You're trying to be a baby, Joe, you just tell me you're trying to be a baby. I don't know why, okay, listen.

I imagine babies having sex. I'm sorry. I recommend you go to other roads. I recommend grabbing your favorite handheld vibe. I've given you vibrators. I got a few. Okay, like a bullet or an egg or just like a little like the J.J. Mimi I love.

The little B, the little triangle. When you have him in your mouth, what? With a little triangle. Yeah, and it was like a skipping stone. When you have him in your mouth, turn your vibe to the lowest setting and touch it to your cheek. When you're going down, it'll vibrate.

That's the sound I like to hear is a vibrator. Yeah. Okay. There you go. You like that? Oh, I have one on me. I have my cray vesper if you want me to. Is it around your neck? No, it's at home. I mean, I need to send my bag. It was it was kept turning on because I was like leaning up against things and it was turning on. It was kind of felt good on my breasts. But then another thing is that what it's so funny. I'll be sitting there. I'm like, Oh, it's a vibrator. Sorry, the neckless vibrator. Okay. another thing is that, what, it's so funny. I'll be sitting there. I'm like, oh, it's a vibrator. Sorry, the necklace vibrator.

Okay, the thing is also about vibrators. I have found in my experience with penises and balls that a lot of guys like the vibrations around their shaft and a little bit on their balls. Not too much, but like a little vibration. And you think it's just for women, you're going to be like, let's get that thing out again. So you could start with it on your cheek and then move it. Have you ever had a vibrator on your balls or your shaft?

Mm-hmm. I'm married. So boring. You are so boring. People have listened to me. I got there once. I had an egg. You had a egg?

I got somebody to put the egg there. And? It was cool. It didn't hurt, right? You didn't like call it please, bar man. Nothing to worry about, guys. Let the egg if I were you. Somebody put the egg there. And it was cool. It didn't hurt. Right? You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing to worry about, guys, let the egg go there. Go there. Okay. You know what? Can we have one? Yeah, go. And I don't like to get graphic. And that's not really my style. In fact, on the afters, as it's kind of one of our catchphrases, his mind, which is awesome. Yeah.

Is we're not that show, whenever something filthy comes up, which happens often. But I'll you're like, that's exothermally coming with that. We're not that show whenever something filthy comes up, which happens often, but I'll you're like that sex with Emily coming with that We're not that show. Let's not talk about the filth, but I not to get too graphic, but I think it's important Being the voice of the guy in this conversation. Yes, you are we don't have a clitoris necessarily, but we do have an area that's closer to the clitoris and the rest of the penis as a whole and that is like if you're The Frenuelum is that what it is? Yeah, right. Right underneath where you know, the everything comes out. Yeah. Like here's the what here's your penis. No one can see this. But yeah,

the underside of the penis is about an inch. Right. So like if you were super sensitive up, if you're on your knees in front of me, you're looking up at me, it's going to be the underside of your penis. Under side of the penis right where like the middle of the where the mushroom, you know, if you're circumsider. Underneath the mushroom. Right there.

Yeah, right underneath the mushroom. Right below your rethra. Is that what it is? Getting clinical here. The hole in your penis. Right. Right. And that valuable spot right there is pretty good.

Right below the inch. Right below the bonnet. The bonnet. Weener. Yeah, the top, the tip of your bottom. Right. The tip of your right exactly. Yeah. That's called the franulum. And it is the most sensitive part of the way.

It's focused on their ladies. So when you mean focus. As much as like, you know, it's kind of like, uh, but what about lick it with your tongue? Like, like, in swirls. Very good. That's nice. So that's a big, that's a good tip too,

is going up and down. And then like, when you're going up and down, swirl your tongue around. And you can even just like, go up and down, but then like tongue around. And you can even just go up and down, but then put your tongue on the front of your limb, or would you, how else would you like your front of your limb? That's good, that's good, a little pressure. Right, in hands, are you good with hands?

Hands are good, yeah. So I think, you both, right, the whole time, though, I know the whole time. The whole time, so would you like it to, I mean, I know it's different with everyone, but it's like you use the hand, believe so much going on.

I mean, it's like, you can use your hands, you can do could your mouth you could have the hands and the mouth go up and down together Or you're limb or get your feet or get your feet involved give a foothand job Lots of love a lot of guys would like that though a lot of a lot of the foot fetish would be like oh my god I actually have porn side that's the top of the dream list that are only foot jobs Really I think beating dudes off with their feet. Bizarre. I think I did it by mistake once. I would love to have a foot fetish. I would love to have anything. I would pay money to go to the beach every summer. It'd be like seeing topless people everywhere. That's true. But what if you do

the boobs you can save a word to be down to actual boobs? I'd be like, but I think most boobs look better in a bathing suit than out of a bathing suit. Especially my mouth. Big boobs are a gamble. Like you never know what you're gonna see like when you get one that when the bra comes off They get unleashed you never know One could go this way that way, you know what I mean? Have you seen a lot of breasts that kind of were like good to a lot of the time honestly sex is better If I'm like some of the clothes are still all okay. Tell me about this. What do you mean? Because ever you guys kept in place and you can't see any kind of shortcomings underneath

Yeah, and by keeping clothes on do you specifically mean the bra? Bra even like the underwear. I know you girls are like to hear panties No panties. I know I wish panties wasn't a bad word wasn't an annoying word because it's it is but I agree and I think it's I think it's hot, I think it's hot too. It's way hotter. But like is it because her vagina doesn't look pretty when it's going up and down in your penis? No, that looks fine. I think something, there's something about the,

it definitely adds the element of spontaneity. And like wow, she's still almost presentable to the public, but we still manage to bang right here right now. Ah, there's something about it. Something makes it almost more wrong. Right. You're absolutely right. And I have to say tips for guys is that a lot of women like the feel of their panty. I'm gonna say panties because what are you supposed to say for a little underwear? Underwear? Underwear to the sound. Is your granny panty? Is that it actually feels really good. So you know how I'm always

saying go five times slower than you should in that. So for play, rubbing a woman over her panties, the material rubbing under clitoris can feel amazing and the longer that you can wait to actually touch her and leave them on. I had my first orgasm from a guy that way. Where is school? Cotton panties. They weren't polyester.

No, they were cotton. And I remember I was like in my mom, I was in the, I don't even talk about this. I was in the downstairs basement area. Of course, sure. We used to live in the Midwest. Is this Detroit? Yeah. And Emily in the basement. Emily in the basement? With her cotton panties?

If they cotton panties and you put my pants on and you just rubbing me and it felt so good that I had another nor my first orgasm with them. Yeah, and you're out 24, right? Yeah, well I just said I was in high school. And here's the thing, my first like real orgasm during intercourse, I was like 22. I noticed she said real.

What? I mean, suggesting that you have many fake ones. I know, but during intercourse, but this was just him guy touching me. And it was hot. And I'm saying till this day, even like when you rub like over her no, a material for nipples, but is the penis the same like would you like being rubbed? I always. Now I've had scabs. Gotta be careful. Like you don't want your on you're like, oh, you're literally about to. Scabs from too much rubbing and too much

drama. Not like scabs. No, like actual like raw open wounds on my penis. I was thinking of on what's the, what's it called? Scabs, the disease? Oh, scabs, scabies, scabies, crabs. You mean you've had scabs because they rubbed the N or like dry, how you were dry, how big? Yeah. Right. But for women, it feels really, really good. So I would say linger and have her linger in her lingerie. You still chasing that dragon for the conty that cotton panties orgasm. He's still looking

for that again. Yeah, I am. I think guys move too quickly. Leave my panties on. And if they're lace, whatever, leave them on a little bit. And I think it's hot when they just pull it aside, like you're saying. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Hot. Yeah, yeah. Do it. Just mix it up people. Okay, balls. When it comes to balls, we're talking about blood jobs. Proceed with caution. You might find yourself with one guy who really likes his balls tugged

and batted around with a cat with a toy. It's true, everybody's different. But there's no guarantee the next guy will have a hypersensitive don't even freaking come near them situation, true? Yeah, my very good friend, my carano. He's a huge phobia of anyone touching his balls. Really? Yeah. Nobody. I'm glad I'm on his girlfriend because that would be a pain in the ass. Why? No, that's easy. I didn't know for years. I had post-traumatic ball disorder because I heard a guy once.

I don't remember what happened. Like, I don't think it was like my knee, something happened during sex. I don't remember. I did something and it was painful. And for like years, I completely blocked that the balls even existed out of my head. Like it's my 20s for like- But here it's afraid of them. Like there's no- I was like, oh my god, oh my god, I don't touch them. Don't hurt the guys don't like it.

And then I was finally the guy who was like, okay, here's, and I told them. And he's like, no, here. And he's like, a couple like, you know, like, and he just showed me again, like how to do it. Like, a couple like those Benoit balls, you know. Like a Russian nesting egg?

Yeah, exactly. And now I'm good, now I'm down, but it's true, not every guy likes it. So the best move, like I've had success with it usually is it involves cupping his balls while you're going down on him. So with one hand, and your mouth working is painted. So the other hand gently cradle his little danglers. Ha, ha.

Try copying them, don't squeeze them too hard. You just never know. And so the other thing is when a guy is really into getting a good BJ, his whole body is really sensitive. So it's a good opportunity to multitask, which is what women are really good at anyway. And there's a couple of hot spots. So there's a lower back top of ass. Do you know this?

That one guy's really turned on. It's very sensitive. So you can kind of grab his ass, bring him in to our gym. That's a of ass. Do you know this? That one guys are really turned on. It's very sensitive. So you can kind of grab his ass, bring him in toward you. That's a no one. Do you know that? Well, I guess it gives the idea that like she wants it even harder and deeper. If he's standing and you're on your knees, hence every guy's dream favorite position,

try lightly stroking the lowest part of his back and the top of his butt with your fingertips. If you start to giggle, stop, because he thinks it's funny. But save the spine your arsenal for later. Like he, if he's really into it, but if I won't laugh, but if you like, see, like, can you see that? Kind of have long arms to do that. No, if you're like on your knees and you're like

and grab his ass and tickles. I guess. Okay, we gotta move into some of my emails. I mean, to the front of the people here. Anyway, those are my blow-dub tips, and they're all gonna be on the website, and I'm gonna teach another blow-dub workshop in Los Angeles, I have to make up for of the people here. Anyway, those are my blowjob tips, and they're all gonna be on the website, and I'm gonna teach another blowjob workshop in Los Angeles.

I have to make up for it, because we have a mistake. You know, I told one of my guy, friends, who's straight, that I was having the stake in blowjob workshop, and he's like, wow, they really can have stake there? Like, isn't that funny? I was like, you don't want to know about blowjob. Like, he just, I don't. I like that.

I like that guy. That guy's funny. He's like, no, he was serious though. He's like, they're really gonna have steak. Like, he was excited. I'm like, what about the freaking blowjob part? But I, you know what? I was thinking of the exact same thing.

Because it's not a restaurant. It's like a porn shop. It's a beautiful shop. It's a great porn shop. Hey, he would not be mad if I called it a porn shop. It's a nice, slurry, flint. No, it's a slurry, flint. It is so freaking awesome if you go to Haasar Highwood in Los Angeles or

Anywhere there's like 13 of them and you use you tell them Emily sent you you get 20% off anything and I forget love it that I'm gonna secret shoppers over there Make sure they actually do that. No, I should yeah They'll be like who the hell's Emily. Yeah. What if I what if I was from dingbat up at the counter says that? Oh, how do they make stakes? I wouldn't wonder what's you to video that like sorry you can't do it here. I'm like Emily. I'm Emily. You don't know I'm how do they make stakes there though? Do they bring it? They ordered the stakes. This is why I feel bad. I never canceled anything and I was like

I couldn't talk I had to cancel the whole event and that's why I'm making up for you now on the blowjob show and I will have it It's a good blowjob show. I hope I's a good thing. I actually learned a couple things. Did you? Yeah. So you're going to carry it on to your wife? Would you like an egg for your balls? I'm married. Dude, I just said wife.

I know that. I was going to read some more blow dup stories, but I think we should, oh, you're going to more, okay? One of you are the best blow dup story and then I'm going to get in the emails. Dear Emily, for me, it have to be the time. I have to be any time a girlfriend and I have been away from, away from each other for a while. Tension builds quickly as you both have very high sex drives. So when she goes down to me, it feels very passionate and she gets

really into it, makes it feel so much better. She uses a lot of tongue, a lot of tongue work and uses her hands either on my shaft or sometimes my ass. The work and passion she puts into it when we've been away from each other makes it that much more intense and mind-blowing. Thank you, dude. Absence makes the blow job stronger. It's what we're trying to say. Makes most things stronger.

I'm gonna make real quick, because I told you earlier in the show that I had one. And you know, that's nice. The passionate ones are nice. I want to hear yours, dude, give it. It's more fun if it goes the dark direction. And you should elicit some from your listeners to send in like. Feedback at sex with Emily dot com.

Disasterous blowjob. So this girl who was new at sex and she was dating some older guy wasn't me. I'm, this is a friend of sure. And I swear to God. Okay. Friend of mine. And she was talking to her friend before she went out on this date with this guy about sex and about things. And her friends like, you need to like take tic-tacs with you because

guys love it if you eat tic-tacs and then below them because it gives like some kind of mentholated. I don't know. Right. Psychonical a whiskey with the Mentos and Bill Clinton. Just a late eight. I'm late 90s, I should say. And so she is panicking and it's late on the date and she's going down on this guy and

she takes out her little tic-tacs and she got it confused on her head and she takes a tick tech and she puts it in the hole of his penis and he starts screaming and they got stuck in there. Oh my god that's horrible. And it was like down and he couldn't get it out. He had to go to the hospital. Shut off. That is terrible blow dove story. How old was she?

She was like young 20s and you got confused. It was like put it in your mouth. It deserves it for going out with somebody so younger, so much younger than him. I kind of, you know what? You're right. That's why I mentioned date younger women because your penis could fall off.

It could. You could get a tick-tock stuck totally. What an idiot. She's not to bright. You said put in my mouth. I said, he said put in his hole. Not to not to brighten what's funny. Is when she was telling me the story. You know what's going through my head the entire time because I'm a guy. This chick wants said put it in his hole. Not to not to brighten what's funny is when she was telling me the story, you know what's going through my head

the entire time. Because I'm a guy. This chick wants to get it on with me. She's telling me. She's a story. Wait, she was was it. She the one. She told me the story. Yeah, she put the ticket. She's the one. Yeah. Was it years later? Years later. But I was thinking how many years later? Right. Five. She's like late 20s when she told me story. But I was thinking as a guy, if you open up ladies until like graphic sex stories like that, chance start the guy that you're telling it to is thinking, yes, she wants to do something with me. So true.

And that's why it is true. What if she just talks about sex in general? Yeah, a little bit, especially if she's drinking. Yeah. But this is your job. I know, but people are already thinking it. But don't you? And I'm like, can't we talk about politics? Yeah, you probably want your job. I know but people are already thinking it But don't I'm like can't we talk about politics? Yeah, you probably want to talk about something else Cuz it's like you talk it's like me with love line like when I get off work

And I go to bars if I hear girls talking about sex. I don't want to hear it. Right. It's like a work But it's not like you don't want to have some people like do you forget sick? I mean I don't get sick of sex No, no, no sex and talking about sex two different things two different things And sometimes I go to parties and I please don't bring out what I do and then they'll be like, hey, she's sexed with them and I'm like, hey. Especially after feuding. Oh my God.

Yeah. Everyone's got a story. Everyone's got a problem. Okay. Excuse me, I see I'm sick. Not, I'm all better. Dear Emily, I'm emotionally attracted to a girl that I'm dating, but not physically attracted to her.

Every morning, she has to have sex, and I really want to. I feel like a jerk, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. So I regularly go through with it. Am I an asshole? You're coward. And my asshole is going to eventually break the relationship. Should I just end it now? Are there things I can do to turn it around?

Help, Devon. Can you say how long the relationship will end? No. And here's what I want to it now. Are there things I can do to turn it around? Help, Devon. You say how long the relationship went? No, and here's what I wanna tell people. I've been saying this lately and I hope this sinks in. Please, please, when you eat mommy, tell me where you're from and tell me how old you are. Helps. But don't you tell me much more?

I don't eat pages and pages, but it helps to know. I think he's younger. Sorry to say this, Devon, but having a physical and sexual attraction is probably the most important thing. You need that as an anchor. I mean, emotional is great, but emotional without physical knock. It's just eventually you're gonna want to start having sex with someone else and

it's a problem. So without it, you're missing a huge part of the relationship, and that's the physical intimacy and the connectedness. So I want to know, were you attracted to her at first, and then you lost it, or have you always felt this way? Because if you haven't, you know, I didn't say long ago, it's together. I always tell people that the physical attraction can return if they had it at the beginning, but you got to work on it.

But if you never had it, just cut your losses. What were you going to say? If you haven't by now, yeah. Sure. If you're with someone, you're like, oh, I've always, I love talking to her. She's awesome, but I've never been able to get it out for her. She's your best friend. And the physical is more powerful in the sense that it's instinctual and it's where everything

begins. I mean, we're always first physically attracted to someone. And then we get to know them. There's no way to be emotionally attached to someone. There's no guy who's like, I love the way she listened to my problem tonight. Now I have been with girls who like, I wasn't attracted to them at all at first and then I fell in love with them and I did find them very physically attracted to attractive and they haven't really changed that like my mind the way I saw them changed. But if this guy's already, wait, you've done that with that. I totally done that. You've been like, I don't think she's that hot and then she gets hotter Yeah, I was with I was with the girl that was like really good friends with for six months and then and I had no attraction to her She was like pudgy and bad acne and just there's nothing, but I loved her so much as a person and then

So what happened when you were drunk one night and yeah, yeah, she's actually the one But yeah, we just take tech in the piano. No, no, no, she's the one that may get from too much dry Humpey in the first time Oh, she gave you scabbies. We ended up dating for like three years like I was in love with this girl And then how personality I was gonna say that men typically that usually it's women guys grow on them and they're like But this is great time. I got a lot of girl in me too, I should say that. I got a lot of girl. Sure emotional. But she ended up cleaning up her act, lost a bunch of weight, got her face all clean while we were together. Okay. She turned into like a very beautiful girl.

And that ended up marrying my best friend. Did she leave you for your best friend? Yeah. Oh, no, you're a guest. I used to, I used to, like, it's so hard to have. Oh, fine, I think God she got away because I got a great wife now. But yeah. She's sweet. How long were you together? Three or three and a half years? I used to, I used to, like, is it so hard to have? I think God she got away because I got a great wife now, but.

She speaks, how long are you together? Three years? Three and a half years. And then like one day you found out or she said, said, Hey, I'm in love with Joe. She went to a college and I was still going to visit her because it was like in San Diego. So it wasn't that far. And then like I actually heard, I went out for a cigarette and one benefit of smoking, which I'm quitting April 1st, but like you can like, you know, go outside of a cigarette and you might over here, your girlfriend, uh, through the window, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you.

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He had drunk and strike out at the party and then he'd call this like little girl. So she was, you know, a freshman in high school and say, I come below me and she would. And I make, so I, This girl that you dated. Yeah, yeah. So I stopped being friends with him

and then she ended up going back to him four years later. And it's a long, long convoluted story. But yes, long story short, if you are with this girl and you're feeling like it's a chore to bang her and there's nothing there and like you got to think of other people, you get it up. It's over. It is. And if you're young and you're in whatever, you know, a lot as much experience. Yeah, I would say that either yeah, you could try to give it to the whole college try, but I, you know, and also it's common relationships for the physical attraction to go, you know, to not be as strong as it was the first 18 months.

That's how we're wired. It's biology. However, you know, if it's gone and you can't get it back or it's only been a few months, you know, you got to work on it. So also, you sexually attract other women. If not, it's possible that it's you that's changed. Recent stresses, life, life. I mean, if you're not attracted to other women, you just, it's possible that it's you that's changed. Recent stresses, life, life, I mean, as if you're not attracted to other women,

you just have no sex drive is what I'm saying. You could be stressed out. There could be a life situation. A lot of times when guys are stressed about work, money, they can't get it up. They don't want to have sex. I think that's great advice considering how little he gave you.

Thank you. As far as information, you know, we're gonna do one more real quick. Emily, I'm having some serious problems with sexual insecurity. My boyfriend says he's like to go down to me, but only if I take a shower first, or only if it doesn't stink.

This has been an ongoing issue for our four year relationship and I can't shake this insecurity. He thinks he's being honest to me, but it just hurts my feelings and makes me not wanna have sex at all. I do care of myself down there. No, there's nothing wrong with me. I just can't get those words,

A. says, out of my head to enjoy sex anymore. Please help love you, love your show, Vivian. What a dick. What an asshole. Seriously, he claims he enjoys it, but only ift. That talks about him and not you. I can't, I know, I can't get out of my head now. Listen, there's no way you're supposed to be calm

and collected into this sexual situation if he's telling you that. You do everything right, you're keeping it clean. This is his insecurities and not yours. And you have to have an honest conversation with him if you still like this guy regarding his comments. And he needs some of the hurtful and they make you feel bad. And does he actually believe you have an hygiene issue?

Because here's the other thing, some women do, we've talked about this a lot, you know, that they don't know and they could have an infection. It's tough to tell. It's very tough to tell. So you might, I mean, I'm just saying there's a possibility, but he's been saying it for four years. She has a good friend though that maybe can tell her. Yeah, come over Betsy and sniff my badge. There's some girls that are very close, right? Yeah, that's true. But it's an immaturity in his part, I think, and after he talked about it, you've got to give your vagina break. Stop worrying about it.

But listen, if, again, if you had been dating for four years, and one day he said, listen, babe, something's kind of funky and maybe she'll a doctor because if you're listening to this and that happens, that happens to women. They don't know that. But this is four years. I don't think this is that. He doesn't like oral sex. I think he's just lazy and he's probably a negotiator.

He's probably a negotiator in life. He's probably like working in the stock market or like he's a real estate agent. Or he doesn't like it or he just isn't secure about it or he's OCD and like thinks it's going to give you the disease. I don't like this guy, maybe I'm sorry. Yeah. Before years, she's in love with it. He's going to ruin her for her life.

Yeah, he's ruining you. She's got to bring the bitch back. Yeah, you got to go with some guy who just loved your pussy and he's like all I want to do You sit here and go down pussy Yeah, I'm gonna say panties and pussies I could say vagina, but I actually dislike the word vagina and I'm trying to come up with a better one Okay, everyone that's what we got time for got a few things to say though first before we go I

Love you Anderson and check out Anderson's podcast the after disaster and the film vault and one of my goals for 2015 is to see more movies film vault you talk about movies so what should I see anything out right now that you guys have reviewed I talk about because I saw one in the last five years And I don't even know yeah, that was that was 50 shades of gray I know what you saw you know what the critics are really hard on it, but chapi I love chapi. I've seen it twice now. The movie is, there's a lot of problems with the movie. It's Neil Blomkamp's latest movie. He's the one that had just nine a few years ago. That was up for best picture. I've won loved it. But this

is his latest one. It's Chappy. It's an already a movie about a robot robot copped. It's kind of like short circuit. And he has AI, a lot of a lot of going on here. But the movie itself is not very good, but Chappy, the Robot is great. I love the robot. The robot is great actor. Yeah, the guy that the actor that played him is great. And if you fall in love with the robot, like I did, I think you can really enjoy this movie. So it's only got 30% on Rotten Tomatoes right now,

but I've seen it twice. We're here after this. I mean, I mean, South African band that I'm obsessed with called Deant Verde, which they star in the movie. It's open up this whole new thing for me. I love this movie.

Okay, you talk about the film. The six podcast. Okay, check it out people. Also, I'm going to be in Phoenix, Arizona. Shoot, one of the dates. April 25th and 26th. You remember the sexual health expo? I did in Los Angeles.

She said she, it was such a success. It's open to consumers, men, women, couples. It was 2000 people here. We're doing in Phoenix, April 25th and 26th at the Double Trio Tile. I'm actually giving away tickets too. So email me if you want to go. It's in Scottsdale.

Is that by ASU? It's in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, my brother went to school there. No, he was U of A, whatever. It's in Scottsdale. Think that the most STB is of any school. I've heard this. So also, if you like the show, I love you.

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Dick? Oh, that's fine. Which is where it's dick or pussy? Dick. No way. It's not sexy. Cock is sexier. No?

No? Would you ever, if a woman was talking dirty, would you ever say, I want to suck your dick, or would you rather say, I want to suck in your cock? Dick. Really? That's me though. Interesting. That's me. Jesus Christ. We're also freaking different. Listen, one in three men, they come a little quicker than they want to. Call it premature, premature ejaculation. Just call it being a dude. Women, women, typically, men take about, you know, six, eight minutes orgasm. Women can take 20 to 40 minutes.

I actually have an angry email that says, it takes me 40, 50. Why are you saying 20? So what I'm saying is there's an orgasm gap between men and women. Promescent helps you last twice as long. Thousands of your relatives recommended it. You put it on your penis. Thousands of what? Your relatives.

I think so. Your relatives. My relatives are. We talk about things giving all the time. Yeah, they love it promise and calm check it out PR OME S C. E. N. T. Check it out. Thanks for the same sex family. Love you Hello, hi, it's me Ross Matthews America's gay. Listen, I get it life is hard Okay, we all struggle boys from problems girlfriend problems job problems life problems

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