Sex With Emily - I'll Take My Sex "Animal Style"
Episode Date: April 4, 2015On today’s show, Emily tackles some of your top sex and relationship relationship questions, including a few you may be too scared to ask. She and Anderson break down the appeal of doggie style (or ...as Anderson calls it “animal style”), and get into the topic of mutual masturbation - Why are women so afraid of putting on a show? From brothel testers to office ejaculators to a domestic dispute over eaten salsa, Emily shares some Sex in the News that will make you laugh, cringe and more closely guard your coffee cup. Is doggie style to blame for your condoms breaking? Does a big penis plus a petite partner equal a major deal breaker? Can you make a relationship work if there’s no clear future? And what disgusting act do you have to worry about if you work in Minnesota? Emily has the answers, and so much more in this episode of Sex With Emily! Check it out.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily.
Tonight we're getting into your deepest darkest
and most revealing sex and relationship questions.
Wow, you guys have been sending in some good ones,
Ailey, and tonight we're gonna tackle them.
So thanks for listening and also some crazy sex
in the news, Anderson, you're gonna love this.
So everyone, check out the show and enjoy.
But first, everyone, you know that I have a new obsession.
And this is my Vesper by Crave Necklace, which is a vibrator.
It's a beautiful necklace.
You just have to check it out.
Go to lovecrave.com.
I've never gotten so many compliments on anything before they even know that it's a vibrator.
Like that's a really pretty necklace.
It looks like a little pen, but it's a discrete, powerful vibe you've
seen at Anderson. And I love it. I have to say that they are, I mean, really, I can't,
I give them to like my friends or tell them where to go buy it. And it's the most popular
piece of Julia ever had. And I feel like if you ever have to buy anywhere to gift or buy
yourself a gift, just because you deserve it, because you're awesome. It is jewelry plus orgasms.
It's kind of an o-brainer and it charges us b. It's really cool and it stays really shiny.
It's really shiny and pretty and I wear every single day. I'm not polishing it. And you
mean with my you know what? Yeah. That's how it works. I can't talk about that on the
show. So anyway, check it out. Go to lovecrave.com.
They've wanted a bunch of awards.
It's just the coolest thing that you need to buy yourself
or someone you love.
And yeah, thanks for listening, everyone. Eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our sacred institutions
Betrubized they call them in a fight on day
Hey, Avaline, you got a boyfriend?
Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute
The girls got a hair stand, oh my
The women know about shrinkage
Isn't it common, what do you mean like laundry? It's shrink?
Can we not talk about sex so much?
Are you kidding me?
Ah, my god, I'm gonna feel so drunk.
Being bad feels pretty good.
You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
You're listening to Sex with Emily.
We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between.
Sex with Emily podcast.
We do two, we do two a week.
We do eight a month.
That is a lot of freaking podcasts.
You can check them out on iTunes.
Some people aren't huge fans of iTunes. You can download the podcast one app, the stature app, anything. Listen to your smart phone. So easy. I feel like we need, I'm here with Anderson. I do feel like we need to do like a public service announcement. So people understand podcasts. It's still sometimes.
People listening, you guys know, but they don't realize how easy it is.
That'd be a weird PSA.
Like, do you really want to hear uncensored filth on demand?
Listen to her at local PSA.
No, but I mean, like, people like, how do I do it?
I'm like, it's so easy.
People don't realize how easy it is.
It's weird, it is strange.
A few people actually still to this day.
I think cereal helped.
I didn't say it did help.
It did help.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Especially the oldies.
They're like, wait, wait, I gotta use it. Listen on my phone. Yeah. And then I have to it did help. I'm feeling like, oh, cereal. I'm like, yeah, yeah. That's like, oh, these are like, wait, wait,
I gotta use it, listen on my phone
and make it downloadable.
And then I have to pay for the whole thing.
And then I have to pay for the whole thing.
It's weird.
But it's not weird.
And you can subscribe on iTunes,
and then you get it in your inbox
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Or what else was the other like, droid?
What do they use for?
You're right.
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Stitcher is the best one.
I love Stitcher.
I used to record there before I knew you.
So do that and check it out in our website also sent up for you know our newsletter
I gave good newsletter gotta say I do it and I'm here with Anderson
It's great to see you again. It's been a little while. It's been a minute. You've been hurting. Yeah, miss you
You were off I was off in Israel. Yeah, I didn't die. No, it was great. It was great with my family
It was very cathartic and spiritual and intense because I was in a blast with my family for eight days. Did you wear a shawl?
I'm gonna show you. No, it wasn't. It seems like everybody every time I see pictures of video or anything of like the middle of the Easter
Well, because they're like fighting in Muslim. Well, they're also like fighting the sun, right? Oh, yeah, yeah
It wasn't that hot. Yeah, I mean it was hot, but not how I went to the Dead Sea
It wasn't my knees that about me. It was fun like I'm not very religious but I did experience. It's the lady who wears a dildo or
renter neck that's funny. You know the Jews are all into sex it's funny we
we don't have any issues like Catholicism or anything else where they're you
know in the afterlife you're gonna be punished in some way. Right there's
like no heaven or hell really, right?
No, nothing.
We're like, what are you, just,
have a little time.
Live on through your legs.
It's a good time over here.
Let's have a good time over here.
But it is funny, because if you look at a lot of the sex,
expert sex educators, a lot of them are Jewish,
which is interesting.
And so it was also interesting being with my family
because you know it's often a mirror onto yourself and often the things
in our parents that kind of tweak us are things that we kind of see in ourselves sometimes too.
Nature, nature, yeah. But I also noticed that I am like a Martian when it comes to my family.
I mean they all live in the Midwest, they're sophisticated people, but yet in my life.
I mentioned brother, he's like a top level exactly of a lawyer.
Hard core.
Yeah.
But you need a faster pace lifestyle.
Right.
And I marched the beat of my own door.
But I try to educate my nieces, you know, because we actually have a family member,
close to a family member, who is transgendered, who's because going from a, or female cousin
to a male cousin.
And so it's been really confusing to them.
And so we were talking about,
I just made me think about this because I said to them,
and then I found, I said to them that transgender people
are, it's become this whole explosion now.
No one was really understanding it or talking about it now.
And now in media, and like, orange is a new black,
and it's kind of like the thing that,
whatever, like how gay,
I didn't know a lot of gay people,
they didn't come out when I was in high school or college,
but now I think the trend is a new movement.
They come in a more common.
It's becoming more common,
and I was trying to explain to her that it's not,
because they're so confused by it,
but the thing about transgender people,
people think like,
we're talking about Bruce Jenner, of course,
that's how they learned about it,
because they love the Kardashians.
And it's not that Bruce,
like they're like, well I think it's because, you know,
he's been around women so a,
people who are transgender,
they actually like know what a young age like a lot of you,
gay people like know it for fourth grade,
fifth grade, you know when they're young.
So they just, but they think they have to live in this body.
So anyway, it was very interesting.
A lot of the time they become lesbians,
which is very odd and strange.
In the middle of the world.
When you imagine a woman.
A whole other level to try and understand too.
Yeah, exactly. There's a lot to understand. A lot of them, they love women so much. They want to be and strange. And I'm not saying to woman. Whole other level to try and understand too.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a lot to understand.
A lot of them, they love women so much,
they want to be a woman.
And they feel like they are a woman.
You know what, this is just,
they feel like they are.
There's a very, you might find this interesting,
it's a really interesting documentary
from a few years ago called Whole, WHOLE.
Okay.
And it's all about people who,
they're not transgender,
but they feel like they
Shouldn't have an arm like they're like they just know almost like in a past life They didn't have an arm and like their appendage really bothers them and then they go ahead and a lot of these people in the documentary
Whole WHOLE they actually have their arm removed. You tacked wearing a podcast. What a while ago
Yeah, wow it made me think of it because it's kind of the same thing as trans
Yeah, because you always know something wrong. Something's not right.
You're like, I know that I'm a girl or I know that I'm a boy because it's not about
sexual attraction.
It really is about identities.
So I think it was I was trying to educate them, my brother just like rolling his eyes
of me.
But then I found this good article on how if you can post it, it's the same thing that
it there's an exposure right now and I felt more justified.
So next week, I am going to Vegas for the podcast awards.
And I'm posting.
I think Dr. Drew is going to be there. Oh yeah. I think Dr. Drew is going to Vegas for the podcast awards. And I'm hosting-
I think Drew is gonna be there.
Oh yeah?
I think Dr. Drew is gonna be like the MC.
I'm the MC.
No, I'm the host.
You're gonna be fighting over the mic.
With Chris Jericho.
Oh, he's a good guy.
I like him.
I don't know if he's a wrestler.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all I know.
He's a podcast or a hot one?
He's a hot guy, a hot one, a hot one.
Good guy.
Yeah, okay, cool.
It's gonna be fun.
He's cute, but he's married.
But whatever, it'll be fun.
We're doing it together and giving away awards.
So hopefully, you know, good times.
We're doing it.
Real quick, did your cousin change their name too?
Yeah, I know what it is.
And the width of the confused,
because she's like, you know, 20, he's like 24.
That's a little young to be doing that, I think.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Change, but didn't get the penis put out or anything like that yet.
That hasn't done the full surgery, but taking and they're just like oh, they world arrives
And I want to educate them that it's you know, it's the name is almost as big a deal though, you know
Yeah, it's yeah, and for the parents to be like I hope parents do it. They're good. I mean the whole thing is confusing
Kids but the watch out for the brothers who made the matrix one of them transgender really? Yeah, just recently
Oh three four years ago.
So now that they're not that Vochawski brothers,
they're the Vochawski siblings.
Right.
Interesting.
Right.
That's a good thing.
And the whole thing about Vochawski was that I think it's like,
what they've said is that he knew when he was younger,
but he was like, okay, well, what can I do to counter this?
Because of course, no one's going to accept it.
I'm going to become an Olympic athlete
because that's the most masculine thing
that you could do that would actually.
Track and field. Oh, right, but still he went for it. And then he marries like an alpha woman. going to accept it, I'm going to become an Olympic athlete because that's the most masculine thing that you could do that would actually track and feel down.
Right, but still he went for it.
And then he marries like an alpha woman and the whole thing.
Okay, we've got some great sex in the news today too.
So I would just like to get into that Anderson.
I love the sex women.
Larius.
Well, you're going to love it because there's some good ones.
Ohio woman stabs boyfriend in groin for eating all her salsa.
Of course, this happened in Ohio. And I say, of course,
because the Midwest is not known for their salsa or Mexican food. So Phyllis Jefferson's
temper may be as hot as her salsa. Police in Akron, Ohio said Jefferson, 50 allegedly
stabbed her boyfriend in the groin with a pen Sunday evening after he ate all the salsa
in their house. Cleveland.com reports.
Jefferson's boyfriend, Ronnie D. Booker, told police that he and the accused were arguing about the salsa consumption
when she allegedly stabbed him with a pen.
The suspect then walked over to the TV and threatened to knock it on the floor, according to Ohio.com.
Ohio.com and Cleveland.com, it's very busy. When Booker grabbed the TV, Jefferson allegedly walked to the kitchen to grab a knife and
use it to cut him in the stomach.
Jefferson fled the scene while Buckner called 911, responding officers found him on the
floor clutching his stomach.
He was taken to a nearby hospital, treated for injuries that were believed to be non-life
threatening.
So Jefferson was arrested a short time and police pulled her over on the highway.
She allegedly admitted to stepping bookener
and said she did it because she wanted to leave.
Uh, Jefferson was charged with flonious assaults
and she's booking the jail.
Okay, so here's the jail.
All right, like I said, I understand this.
There, I moved to California.
I had never had good salsa from Michigan.
I never seen an avocado.
I could understand her being aggressive about her salsa.
She's not about the salsa. Okay,. She was already going to leave anyway.
Maybe she found out it was made in New York City. I don't know what, but she said it was an excuse,
but I would just think that you know what? It was the salsa that broke the camel's back.
Sorry, Mike. My drum's a little rusty. I'm funny. No, but really, I mean, so that's what it is.
But I really, when I first heard it, I was like, oh, she really is pissed off.
But you know when you have snacks, does this ever happen?
But just have when you get married?
No, no, no, I'm not giving birth.
You don't get bombed if your wife eats your pop tarts or whatever does it mean?
Do what you want, honey.
Have what you want.
Oh, you're a good husband, I think.
Oh, there's a store down the street, you know?
Yeah, but you say you'll get it.
I see.
They like you overkill that, you filled it.
No, no, no.
I do that with my siblings, but not my wife. No, that's sweet. Okay. Um, and this is important.
How much for these salsa eating fucks? Lots that I want to know too. They probably were a drunk, but, um,
like salsa's code for something. I can't even know they must have been a little messed up.
Remember that, uh, that old ad for first salsa and they'd find out that it was made in New York City
and then they say get a rope
because they wanted to kill the person?
No.
Because you got to eat salsa that's only from Texas.
Right, right.
No, I understand.
I don't, I think that there was probably other issues.
I don't think so.
Okay, ejaculating on your colleagues food
is not a sex crime in Minnesota.
Well, act on remember moving there.
Exactly. Let's be clear. a sex crime in Minnesota. Like I might ever move in there. Exactly.
Let's be clear.
Leaving anybody fluid in your colleague's food
will get you into trouble in Minnesota and it's ill advise.
But at this point, it is unclear what charge
will be convicted of.
To that end, a man was just cleared of sex charges
after admitting that he had jackulated
into his co-workers' coffee and on her desk at work.
Don't know why he admitted.
There was no, was there any reason to why he did this?
A judge found that John Lynn's creepy behavior didn't qualify as criminal sexual conduct,
even though the victim drank the tainted coffee.
Minnesota law doesn't cover indirect bodily fluid contact.
In other words, Lynn's non-dairy creamer
doesn't qualify as criminal sexual contact
because he didn't ejaculate directly onto his victim.
Wait a minute, that's dairy, right?
It's going straight now.
I would think it'd be considered dairy.
A court now.
According to the district court judge, whatever
Patrick, the charge in part to find sexual contact
is the intentional touching with seminal fluid.
Luckily, there's a good chance that the law is about to change. Can
you imagine this? These lawmakers are going back to change it because it's one
case. Minnesota, whatever bill, some congressman proposed it would make
adulteration by bodily fluid, a misdemeanor. A person indested the adulterated
substance, force, felony, blah, blah, blah, clearly in Lynn's case prosecutors thought
criminal sex
or conduct was the most appropriate charge.
The defendant confessed so the facts were in question,
but the judge had to ask, okay, why the hell did this person
admit it?
What, so what are you advocating, line?
I hope somebody in Minnesota runs, like some politician
runs and that's their stomp, like that's what they're
stomping for.
They're like, era, and i promise if i'm elected office
uh... you come on your friends call uh...
coffee
right exactly
and we don't know doing anything to your colleagues food and you shouldn't
is that cool you'll be arrested fired a group but hey until the bills pass
linds convicted all gray area
people in the front
you can have a quick comment
first of all people can read this really got to go directly my boss's coffee
they got they got a little while before the bill passes.
But this is so weird.
I'm like, I thought being Rufi was kind of annoying
and scary.
Now I gotta worry about you, Jack,
leading in my coffee.
What about if you take a bunch of Rufis
and then your Seaman becomes like tainted with the Rufis
and then it's the double, you know what I mean?
Like if the man drinks a bunch of Rufis
and then it gets in the Seaman.
Cause there's girls and I've heard about them
that swallow their boyfriend's come and their meth heads, their boyfriends are and they get high. Oh, from the semen. Cause there's girls that I've heard about them that swallow their boyfriends come and their meth heads,
their boyfriends are, and they get high.
Oh, from the semen.
I blame the Swedes with all this.
The Swedes with the semen, with the weird sex laws.
Because if you remember one of the first sex
in the news stories you did was about that Sweden guy,
Swedish guy, who was beating off in public,
but he wasn't making eye I contact so it was okay
I know
Minnesota's filled with sweets and I know you're right maybe it's a Swedish thing
I don't know but I decided that I was gonna get a coffee maker in the office because we haven't gotten that yet
And I'm just gonna get a curry because you had nothing but girls working for you. You're fine
You're right, but they might do something else. Maybe they just pee in my coffee
I'm all anxious now about my coffee. I'm just gonna be correct.
Cause you know, courage, you gotta stand there and watch it
cause you're like, when is it?
When's it coming?
When's it coming?
It takes a full 30 seconds to start it up.
I can't wait.
It's brutal.
Okay.
So jealous woman plaster's cheating boyfriend's car
with sanitary pads.
Okay.
So this woman from China, she was not gonna let her boyfriend
get away with cheating.
So she got revenge on him by sticking sanitary pads on his card.
Do you know what sanitary pads are?
Of course I know what sanitary pads are.
We're the first of all.
Who the hell has seen the sanitary pads?
I'll be here.
It's like 1982.
How do you use it?
Well no, that's a thing they're not even used.
It was like there's cotton ball.
It's a tube, but put a dirty tampon on his car.
She can do anything.
But she made a huge mistake because the woman believed
her boyfriend was cheating when he went to a friend's house,
didn't return later.
Instead of asking questions, she jumped to conclusion,
assumed he was committing adultery,
and plotted a way to humiliate him.
But like, he's going to come out and be like,
oh, there's sanitary napkins.
I mean, so-
Maybe it's a cultural thing.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe sanitary napkins are much more offensive in China.
So she bought 30 Sanitary Napkins, thinking all the people who don't have Sanitary Napkins
are in the world.
They just pads.
Yeah, they're pads.
I'm a kid about the glue.
Yeah, they're pads.
There's some relations where you're not allowed to put things in.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, totally.
She then took a photo of her act of sabotage and posted an alliance of caption.
That's right. I did it.
But as it turns out, Tan was the one who I'd apologize.
Her boyfriend says he wasn't cheating.
He'd been out all night planning a surprise party for his girlfriend.
It's a bad sitcom.
I know.
I asked her what happened.
She flew into a rage.
She sounds a little insecure, unstable.
And this is when I always say love is blind.
Dude pay attention to this.
She freaked out and did tamp on pads, whatever pads,
and you didn't even do anything wrong.
So it was a rental car.
Plus now she's bleeding all over the place
because she has no pads.
I know.
And how is that humiliating?
And the weird thing is in San Francisco,
like everyone's decorating her car
wouldn't even notice those pads,
but whatever it's trying at different places.
Wait San Francisco people,
that would just look like a fashion statement.
People have stuff all over their cars, they have figurines adult figurines San Francisco
you just spend, you've been there.
But like when you just hang out and you live in the neighborhoods like I, people have cars
yeah lived in the near the Castro.
People will spend hours like every single like figurines of action figures glued to their
car.
They're sparkles or there's paint.
It's just crazy.
There was that same guy out here in LA for years and years,
and he had like his resumes and his headshots all over his car.
He even had like a giant like paper mache bust
of his head on top of his car.
So it was all like he was trying to get acting work.
Did he get it?
I don't think so.
I think he died.
He died in an accident because that's hilarious.
So it's actually really smart.
I heard him for business.
Okay, so I have even more sex than this
because these were just so freaking good.
I wish you could do a whole show with sex than this.
We could.
We used to do like one so week to do a whole sex than this.
But do you, but here's my issue.
And I wanna hear from you people, you people that I love.
My list is my peeps.
So I've been thinking since it's my 10th year,
you know, like we did a survey on our site,
which I think is still there,
but we got a lot of like 900 responses and it was really helpful, but I just think like, what do you guys
love about the show?
What don't you like?
What would you like to hear more of?
And I think sexiness is really fun, but then for a while I thought, you know, people want
to get more sex tips and stuff.
So this is just more entertaining and through some stuff we can pull from here, like, you
know, if you get mad at your boyfriend, you know, maybe hold off on the, you know, pads, but it's entertaining.
It is.
So I do this and then I get in emails and, you know, but a whole show of sex, the news,
the interesting perhaps you got some deep dark secrets coming up too though, right?
From your listeners.
Yeah, like I got some really good emails this week.
Yeah, feedback.
It's sex with Emily.
So this one I thought that might cat the wood would actually like this job.
I'm not familiar. He's from Loveline. Oh, so love line is this show that always that swarry gentleman. Yes exactly
You guys don't know that I do
Co-host guest co-host love line every Thursday night
And it's here Anderson's on it too and the question the thing is when does the podcast post from the Thursday show?
I have no idea what you talking about.
Love line.
Oh, love line.
You want to hear it when I'm on.
Yeah, like the following Sunday or Monday.
Okay, so check it out, love line.
So we were both nominated for best podcasts at the podcast work.
Yeah, the ones that Emily's usually on the ones that are dated on the love line homepage
as Sunday release.
Okay, got it.
So usually month or so tonight.
So check that out.
And my cap the word is the coast of love that I would doctor drew and I read this job
and I thought I could see him doing this or someone I don't know listen to the
job posted this is job posting brothel tester is a real job where you get
paid to have sex and rape cat houses but he might not like sleeping with
prostitutes but I just thought anywhere you get to go sleep with people and then
like talk about it that's not a secret shopper but you're a John yeah exactly looking for a new line of work one of sex with prostitutes and but I just thought, anywhere you get to go sleep with people and then like talk about it. That's not a secret shopper, but you're a John.
Yeah, exactly.
Looking for a new line of work?
One of sex with prostitutes and get paid to do it.
What part of the world is this?
Then we, Germany.
Then we have the job for you.
Brothel tester, a brothel company in Germany,
is looking to pay people to use their services
so they can monitor the quality of the work
going on with their cat houses.
Kinda like being a quality control manager,
only, you know, you get to have lots of sex.
I'm a guy, so this sounds really appealing,
but I just thought it through and it sounds awful.
Yeah, why?
Because how bad would I feel if I'm having sex with somebody
for money as far as they know?
And then I'm giving them a bad screen call.
I know, I would feel so.
I would feel so.
I would feel so.
Because you're doing the most intimate thing
you can do with another person,
and then you're turning around and talking badly about them,
and they could lose their job,
which is already like one of the worst jobs in the world,
being a whore.
Right, exactly.
But here's the thing that's so interesting,
is that I think that one person's rocking night of sex
with someone is another person's buzzkill.
It's called chemistry, yeah.
It's chemistry.
And so I don't know, like, how do you,
first of all, how do you interview this job?
I've had a lot of sex and it's there,
how do you test that someone's actually good at testing sex?
Maybe it's a customer service type stuff too.
Like the girls are supposed to say certain things
and make you feel comfortable.
Right, exactly.
If you're acting a tight, they're supposed to loosen you up.
Right, that's not about the actual act,
but it's more about like all of the Kutur Monts around it.
So this is the ad listing. See if you qualify.
Coffbitch.com is a social network for sex workers, clients, brothers, and companies in an erotic
environment with a young team about 25 people.
Coffbitch.
It's K-A-U-F-M-I-S.
Oh, M-I-S.
Like Michigan.
Coffb, Michigan.
With a young team about 25 people and a a flat hierarchy working conditions are very pleasant,
probably have lunch every day or something, and marked by the life of a startup.
coughmish.com is part of an international group of companies with more than 120 employees
in Germany, China and Spain offering realistic development, whatever.
Okay, so sounds pretty straightforward.
Here's the tasks.
Test brothels after service, clean, and compliance with safe sex practices.
You will enjoy sex with various women
and then create a score which is then published
on their website.
Also visit their website,
listen to this,
cough mitch events such as bucockey parties
and gangbanks, which will be then be evaluated
according to their quality.
I think maybe this is like their their compiling a list of people to watch.
No, they're like they want, this is real. Like they own all these brothels.
That's probably a monopoly and it's a unique job opportunity.
So what are they looking for? They'd like a university degree in business.
Preferably the hotel industry because it is about service, fluent German
and have experience in brothels before.
So they're only taking applications for in the month. This is real.
I don't know what to say about this.
First of all, I don't know how you judge sex, but I guess if it's about cleanness and
all that, whatever.
But chemistry, right?
You don't like it?
Well, it's like it's, it's be like hiring people to go to restaurants and post on Yelp.
It's like you could already have your user base do this.
That's all they're doing is they're gonna post it
on their sites, they said, right?
On the whole site.
Yeah, but it's not like there's serious genome Germans
when they get into stuff like we need to A.V. test
to make sure that all of them are within that.
Exactly.
Buckeye party is gangbangs.
Party res my entire parents, so we're really proud of you.
Okay, so now we can get into some emails.
You need to bring that up on Loveland.
What?
That job.
Okay.
That's a great story.
Do you think Mike would do it?
No, I'm kidding.
He's not really into prostitutes, but I just thought it'd be funny that there is a job
like that.
I won't bring it up on Love Line, but sometimes it's hard to get a word in.
It really is.
Mike is very competitive with you.
With me or with everyone?
Everyone.
He doesn't like, he wants, he would like stuff like this.
He's probably psyched on that.
He doesn't like, call her, he doesn't like like gas. He wants the whole show to be him talking.
Well, he gets it.
Yeah.
We love him.
Okay, so thank you everybody, everybody, everybody for emailing me.
Feedback at saxwithelm.com.
And don't forget to include your name and where you're listening from and your age if
you can and how you listen in your email.
Dizzy, just things like that.
And also, so I've been doing this for 10 years.
And one of the things that's always like,
ugh, we haven't quite got down is that
a lot of times you send me emails
and we do in fact read your email in the show,
but we might not always remember it.
We might not always have the time
to notify you and let you know.
So just keep listening to the show.
We're getting some new interns on board too
that that's gonna be their job of letting you know.
Cause people email me sometimes.
I'm like, yeah yeah we answered it.
Hey you know what if you're if you're.
It stresses me out.
If you.
Listen to the program.
You'll hear it.
Yeah just keep listening to the goddamn show you'll hear it.
Okay so here we go.
Mixed feelings on relationship future.
Dear Emily I love the show.
I'm 27 and a recent transplant of San Diego from the great state of Minnesota.
Hurray to Midwest upbringings.
What is this coming our coffee?
What?
Oh, God, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Minnesota will never be the same.
I love living in Southern California.
I've already found a lover man to explore the city with.
We've been dating for five months and everything seems awesome.
We have so much fun together and the sex is amazing.
I actually get turned on just thinking about them.
I know this is my hormones talking, but I am so into them.
Side note, thanks for your recommendation of the Mio.
We love it.
That's a Zezhu Cochrane that I'm obsessed with.
What?
Penis ring.
Cochrane.
I hate Cochrane.
I hate Cochrane.
I know. And I usually don't swear. Penis ring, it's my favorite thing
because it's a penis ring.
He loves the vibrations.
Plus you just print your clip and I get it.
I'm like, it's jaju.com.
Click on the banner and I'll say,
anyway, everything sounds gravy, right?
Well, kind of.
If I didn't have feelings,
what she say, ah, to feelings.
He has 36.
He's been pretty clear with me
about never ever wanting to have kids or get married.
I've always pictured myself doing both things
at some point in my life.
My question is, how I like old my urges to think
about the future and just live in the moment.
I enjoy my time with him so much,
but should I be dating other people as well?
I'm trying not to get too emotionally involved with him,
but honestly, it's too late.
Emily, help me love like a man,
and help me love like a man a little more.
I know you do this well.
She's been a listener for a long time.
I need help.
Thank you, and advance Amy.
Okay, Amy, here's the deal.
I'm not gonna tell you, I didn't try to set out to try
to love like a man. Here's the thing, before you start trying to figure out, is he the one
the love like, you're not playing any games here. But there are certain things when people
say they make a list, they decide what their deal breakers are and what their requirements
are for relationships. So, you know, some people make a hundred point lists. Some people just know I absolutely want kids. I want to live in the country. You know, all this stuff.
If marriage and children are definitely in your plans, you need to date with that in mind,
because that might be something that you regret. Now, if this guy, it's been five months,
you're 27 years old, you just moved. So he's probably, you know, it's that extent when you move to New City
Like what I'm gonna stand for just go. I felt like I was a vacation for a year from Michigan. I was like, that's not fun
So and you're young and I just think that who knows? I mean he sees through how old is she she says she's 20 say he's 36
It's new have fun hang out with him if you can do that
I can't teach you how to emotionally detach sex, which I'm really good at. I just kind of a natural skill that I picked up. And not that I don't
have emotionally attached sex, but so I can't teach you that, but you have time. It doesn't mean
you should throw yourself into a relationship with someone whose ideal feature doesn't align with
yours. But it's fine to have fun and live in the moment, but you also need to know that this may
affect the way your future plays out, because you're already emotionally invested in him,
which means you've a decision to make.
Do you want to stay in the fun, presently, fulfilling relationship that isn't going to take you
where you want to be, or do you want to start pursuing a life you've always pictured?
Because when we date people that are just kind of filling space or we go back with our ex,
the truth is, whatever time you spend with them three hours a week every night,
you're not allowing new people into your life.
You're not going to meet anyone new because you're caught up on him.
Even if you're not with them, your brains think in that, you know,
you're giving out the vibe that you're taking.
So I think it is a good idea to probably step back and date other people.
It's only been five months.
I don't know why people rush into monogamy after five months.
I don't think you have to.
Just use protection.
And so once you meet up your mind and what you want, you have a better idea of how to proceed.
So just step back and be honest with them.
And honestly, I think when you are honest with them and you say, listen, kids for me is
a priority.
And so I think we should take the slower.
Might be interesting what he does
What do you think? Yeah, there's a good chance at Hill?
He's 36 so if if you are a possibility of being the one when you're when you're
dating people and you're a guy you always lead with hey, by the way
I'm not trying to get serious. No very few guys go hey
I really hope this turns into like a family and kids we always play it off
We always play because we want to play the field.
But if you, could your 27 and it must be really hard for women because if you want a family
and you want kids, I mean, time is of the essence.
Exactly.
Gotta start getting going.
And I wouldn't even say like break up with them.
I would say, I, you know, a family is really important to me.
I don't want to, you know, close myself off in that possibility.
So I do want to start seeing other people because I feel like that might not be
a possibility with just you.
And I bet you, there's a good chance
that he's going to start rethinking things.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying, don't break up with him,
but just be honest with it.
It's exactly what I said.
Did I say it break up?
No, I said, talk to him.
And then he's probably going to come around and be like,
wait, but at 36, do you think that you know
if you want kids to go?
I was late.
I took me a long time and I Did you think you did, right?
I was like 37 by the time I finally said,
I think I proposed by the time I finally said.
And you know that your wife won out of kids?
Well, no, she, I mean, people change.
They do change.
She said that she never wanted to be in a relationship.
She said she never wanted to be married, never kids.
And now we're married and trying to have kids.
So people change.
Dude, would you just get pregnant already?
Not you, but her.
It's hard.
But you're all just finished in the mouth.
It's tough.
Okay, I mean, never, I never do that with the way I'm kidding.
You never finished it.
You got a chever here as a show.
She doesn't listen.
But I should send it to her.
No, you should not.
I love your wife.
But I can't be all hanging out with your friends.
Okay, so when I come back, we're going to talk about some condom concerns, condom troubles,
people have gotten into.
It happens with condoms.
And I'm going to teach you how how not to but first a word from
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That can't really drain a lot of people.
When people say can't.
What can?
Significant.
Signif?
I can't.
If you said that part, yeah, I could see how it really
take the wind that it says.
I'm trying to move stuff along.
Now she's trying to open a bottle of water,
which is dripping all over me.
See, it was like it's a mighty, big task.
It's got like greens in it.
What is that?
What do you drink?
It's um, almond milk.
It's almond milk.
It's almond milk with this green powder in it that's like vegetable-y powder and then chia
seeds and almond milk.
Who's soul-john that?
It's my nutritionist.
It's like, it gives me stuff that I need flak soil. You ever talked to Drew about that? Make sure it's good. You don't be in soul. No, it's my nutritionist it's like gives me stuff that any flak soil
Talk to Drew about that make sure it's good. I'll be in soul. No, it's fine. You know who's
No, it's actually not his forget it, but no, it's good. It's good. I this stuff is I love this stuff
Gizmanoji makes me feel like I'm being healthy
Better than Carl's junior
Okay, condom troubles. Hey, Emily, I'm Benjamin from Mexico, 23.
Love your show and your Kegel camp app.
It's great. He's at level seven.
Are you the one who was passing around videos
of women lifting weights with their vaginas?
No, we were talking about it.
Who's Michael's probably passing around?
What?
Okay, it came up on the love line.
Because they're Kegel exercises?
Yeah, we had some fitness guru in here last night,
Tate, and he was like, Emily sent me out.
I didn't know if it was you, you were the Emily,
but it was all about gagels and these women
are actually lifting massive amounts of weights
with their vaginas.
Oh my God, that's crazy.
Do people know what your chaggot exercises, their kegels?
And they think they're only for men, but you women,
but you realize they're for men too.
I've heard things.
So it's those, you know, those pea-stabbing muscles.
So when you stop and start the flow of urine,
like if someone's knocking on the stop and start the flow of urine,
like if someone's knocking on the door
and you're like, oh, gotta stop.
You just tense and relax those muscles.
Five minutes a day.
What?
Well, why would you stop
because someone knocks on the door?
I'm gonna continue to do it.
I'm just trying to think,
explain you when you're gonna stop.
When would you stop your pee?
It's if a cop's coming up, I'm drunken and out.
Oh, right, you get legal tickets for that.
I always pee outside.
Okay, so anyway, I like to sweat it.
You all pee outside?
I'm a camper.
I'm like, I can see.
Do you do the thing where you lean against the tree
and then pull your belly up?
I like to kind of risk it.
Like in Israel, my knees is,
that's why I think I'm a Martian.
You're peeing outside in Israel.
Is that illegal?
Just wants or twice, I have to.
Like when you peen on the wall, at the West Bank?
No, I didn't pee on the West Bank by the wall,
no, I didn't do that anywhere.
I was thinking of the wilderness.
I was in the border of Syria.
I heard bombs, right, right, but.
Sounds super safe.
It was really safe.
My nieces were freaked out.
I'm like, what ever do I just,
but it's just,
it's just people dying.
It's fine, ISIS, whatever.
Okay, so I love your show.
Okay, so my first one, my app,
and I just wanna tell you about this,
is that men, so he's at level seven.
When I first launched this app, but I just relaunched it.
So you should all download it, kegkel camp.
I only attend levels.
I thought who's going to even get to 10 levels?
Well, then soon after people will like give me 20.
So we totally improved the app.
We re-did it.
You can set.
So the thing about it is that men, they have stronger orgasms,
ejaculate or control women.
You do them.
You lift weights with them now, you barbells.
But it also helps you with your orgasms and just enjoy sex better.
And you're in your incontinence, have you have children?
Sometimes things get a looser.
The point is this app has the 20 levels.
My voice walks you through it.
You get a reminder every day.
It's like, hey, like time for a count camp, whatever, try it.
But my friend who did it, who's a dude, he got to level 20.
He has a girlfriend we're competing.
And he said when he got there, his ejaculate shot across the
realm like he was 19.
You don't want to hear about other ejaculate.
He's just looking in the sky.
Okay, anyway.
So what happened with the condom?
How's this tie into the condom?
I don't know.
I was just excited about my app, because it just took us forever
to update it again.
I've just been, I'm just like sorry guys. I'm sorry guys
I thought maybe someone girls caggle
No, he likes my app. We're going back to con. I'm sorry
I'm a little off track rip the con
People you're used to it. I've been okay. Listen. It's just been a few months since I started my sex
Wait, wait, are you big on the caggle? Like could you capture someone's penis?
If like let's say you and I had I'm gonna ring this bell here with my vagina, yeah.
Yeah.
If you, that was pretty impressive.
If you're an iron ab sex and I'm like, all right, I'm done.
I wanna get up.
Could you hold me there?
Can I clamp your penis so you could move?
I've never tried.
I used to try that and get back to us.
Oh well, I'll definitely work on that.
I'm practicing.
Okay, so it's been a few months since I started my sex life
and here's my situation.
When my girlfriend and I are having sex, the condom breaks specifically when we're
doing doggy position.
It's happened twice.
I know I must be doing something wrong because in these times condoms are high quality.
Thanks to you and your co-workers.
Okay, so here's the deal.
First of all, congrats on wearing a condom in the first place.
You're clearly ahead of the game.
Do you know if people don't wear condoms?
I was out with friends outside.
She's like, no, don't ever wear them.
I mean, people always say this and you guys just don't realize
you're going to get so impregnant.
You're going to get an STD.
What have you got to lose?
The condom's breaking.
Usually if the condom's breaking, it's for one of a few reasons.
Number one, wrong size. So if the condom is breaking, it's for one of a few reasons. Number one, wrong size.
So if the condom's too big or too small,
it can move around or be stretched too tight,
which may cause it to tear.
So you might be one of these guys
who has to upgrade to a larger condom.
I love the skin, SKYN, large condoms,
or you might want to downgrade
to just one of the regular condoms for a snagger fit.
Also, there might not be enough lubrication.
So if there's friction, like you should try to get a condom
with lubricant in it, or all you do is you put a little
lube in the tip, right?
You pour it in the tip, have you done that?
Yeah.
What do you, how do you expect you just drip it in the tip
and then you pull it?
And then you pull it down, and then it's already,
and then it's just, when you're used your hand, it kind of goes over the whole thing.
Exactly.
So you want to make sure,
because friction will cause even the strongest kind of
to break.
So usually we're going to discreet the friction
and increase the pleasure.
Which is exactly why you don't want to do what a lot of people
do, and that's double up,
because for sure both will break that.
Oh my God, do not double up.
That's like, that's like double protection means like,
double. Oh, it's not going to work. That's like double protection means like double.
Oh, it's not gonna work.
You could also be using the wrong lubricant.
If you're using latex condoms, make sure you're using a water-based lubricant because silicone
lubricant is the more silicone lubricant, which is slipperier, lasts longer, but it breaks
down latex.
So, people don't realize that latex condoms are the most common, but again, I'm obsessed
with skin condoms, SKYN. They're polyisoprene, not latex,
and they are thin, but strong,
and you can use whatever lube, it doesn't break them down.
Here's another thing, storage issues.
Are you keeping them somewhere that's hot?
He lives in Mexico,
or can be exposed to heat like your glove compartment
or your back pocket, it damages them.
So just these are all the things.
He lives in Mexico.
Yeah. Or New Mexico.
Mexico.
Mexico.
Yeah.
Oh, la.
Hola.
Do you speak Spanish?
To pay.
No.
I meant to.
So those are the deals.
Condoms stuff is really important, people.
And also, these lifestyles makes these condoms too.
They're not just the skin line, but they have like boxes
that you can buy that are like,
like Friday box where you get like fun bumps
and you get like different flavored lube
or you get the warming and you can try
a bunch of different ones and see what you like.
No, it's always something new every time.
Yeah, my partner.
Back in the day.
New things.
New things, that's all you want.
Back in the day is like one condo.
Like how do you know what condoms to buy?
I just like whatever I could steal to be honest.
It's very embarrassed. How could you steal if the you stuff don't lock them?
No, no, I'm old.
They were out.
I used to pick pocket.
I did not pick pocket.
I used to shoplift all sorts of stuff.
Yeah, everything that they wanted to let me by.
I felt well, then I have a right to steal it.
If you're not gonna let me buy the.
Did you ever get caught?
Yeah, yeah, it all came crashing in one night.
Yeah, it was bad.
But yeah, I still condoms, no does cigarette spools.
All those pertinent things that you needed.
Because of kids like me, now they lock all that shit up.
I mean, there used to be like at my local liquor store,
like we could actually walk into like the where they stored the liquor.
My friends and I would just go in there, close the door behind us,
and we just sit in there and get drunk, like at the store.
In the store, there wasn't like the cameras everywhere.
Like those in the storage area.
So it was dark.
We had to use our lighter to see what we were doing.
Where did you grow up again?
Like out here, LA area.
LA people.
Los Angeles.
Yeah, I got it.
I, you know, did we steal?
We didn't steal.
I went and stole the chocolate bunny.
Easter's coming out.
Happy Easter.
This is your Jewish.
I know and I was like, I never got the chocolate bunnies
and I love chocolate bunnies, but then they found it.
I talked to my pants.
They're a rip anyways, because they're always always hollow you think you're getting a bad chocolate
And it's like really big really bad chocolate bunnies. It's just a goddamn mold. Do you do it right?
Why is it got to be doggy style going back to this guy? Well also there's a lot of animal style because all animals have
Sex doggy I know that's just how it got you know, he's talking about the back
I you know, I don't know why is that bother you? I don't really like the doggy style
You don't like the position or you don't find I name. I think the position is actually how we're intended that sex
I think missionary is I like it, but I don't think that that's the way that we're supposed
I think that we're supposed to have sex like the rest of the animal's do which one feels best to I don't talk about this kind of
I'm married man fucking boring. Okay, so I'm married man
So I think that a lot of guys as they're go to a checklist like they know
And is it because of the way it feels or because you're looking at the ass
I'm just saying hypothetically speaking from what your friends have told you I think that a lot of guys
I always relate everything to movies, but like there's a scene in American Psycho where he's having sex doggy style
He's watching himself in the mirror. I think that it's like an animalistic. Yeah guys love watching guys feel like they're really dominating
And I think a lot of guys don't like to look at the girl's face, you know,
during.
Why? Because it's so intimate.
It's too intimate for a lot of guys.
I think.
I just think that they just want to forget who the sex was.
They can imagine someone else just kidding.
Not that you're happy.
I think that is that is the case.
Some of it can be.
Yeah.
This is great movie called The Joy of the Man's Brain.
This is always life is a Tobias. I wish you read a man's brain. Yeah.
The Poison's life is Tobias Wolf's life story and the author.
It started Robert De Niro in Ellen Barkin and like they're, you know, he's courting
her or courting her and then they finally get married.
Robert De Niro plays this horrible, horrible son of a bitch.
And then their first night of marriage, they're having sex and he flips her over and she goes,
no, I don't like it that way.
He's like, no, only from behind.
And he just bangs her from behind.
It's a very animalistic male thing. Yeah, it is a male thing. I totally like it. Well, I know how a lot of women really like it that way. He's like, no, only from behind. And he just banged his arm from behind. It's a very animalistic male thing.
It is a male thing.
I totally know.
I know how a lot of women really like it too.
Women like it, but there's nothing wrong with liking it.
I think that a lot of women, you know,
I wasn't saying historically,
but still feel like it's degrading.
Really?
Those women are uptight.
Well, there's a little uptight.
Dude, there's women who don't like anything different,
sexually. I mean, there's someone who's r mean, I don't remember it's on the show,
or one of these groups that we get this email all the time
that I've tried to talk to my girlfriend about,
I wanna watch your master, but I think it was in my lash out.
I'd like to watch her play with herself.
I'd like to watch her on dress.
I'd like to watch her in the nude.
The lights are dark, so there's a lot of...
I remember I tried to get my high school girlfriend
to do that play with herself.
And we weren't together very long after this.
I heard exact words.
I'm like, no, I'm not gonna die out with myself.
I'm like, ooh.
Die out.
Yeah, she was so anti-lesbians
that she felt like she was being a lesbian
if she touched her own vagina.
Oh my God.
I'm telling you, mutual masturbation is so underrated.
Do people understand that part of the enigma of sex
is when you're with a new partner
and you're trying to figure out their body?
So a great shortcut when you start dating is being like,
I'm like, babe, I wanna watch you touch yourself.
It's so hot.
So then you get to see how does she touch herself?
Does she play with her clad?
Is it fast, slow, circles?
You learn.
Because everybody's trying to stay fun
and then watch him, how he does it, he has his balls,
mutual masturbation, take a time.
Chance is that he'll go up and down a lot.
Yeah, but guys all, I gotta tell you something, Anderson.
Cause I've had some experience with like a few penises
of my life.
They're a little different, a little bit different.
And there's little things they do where I'm like,
oh, you put your thumb over the tip.
Whatever.
I've seen more penises. You or the average gay man in San Francisco?
Dude, I'm insulted.
Me.
The average gay man.
Okay.
Hey Emily, I'm six foot one, and I'm seeing a really cute girl named Lily.
She is tiny, literally up to my elbows, which means I have a problem.
My penis when I racked is 7.1 inches long
and six point inches around.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that.
Show me that. Show me that. Show me that.'re fine. His name is Flynn. That's like a red bull can.
What? Yeah no it's big but but here's the thing. A little girl does not mean she necessarily has
a little vagina. That's one thing. And women's bodies can take a lot. They have full
on babies coming out of it. So what I would say is that I love that lately I've been getting emails with exact penis
measurements.
I really appreciate that because it really puts in context here.
Should totally be included emails.
So like I said earlier, I want your name, your age where you're from and your penis size.
Just kidding, you don't have to rule that.
Okay, contrary to what many of us learned in the school yard, general size is not related
to height or, you know,
their ben shoe size.
Same with Hibijana.
What?
Hands.
You always hear that.
No.
I wish it were true.
Big shoes.
I went off on that before.
Doesn't work.
Lucky you, you are tall and also well in doubt,
but that does not mean that a shorter guy
could not be packing some serious, you know.
This is the dumbest reason not to try and sleep with a girl.
I know.
Am I saying all I'm saying is your new girlfriend's petite size
is not automatically ruled her out of sex partner.
So let's talk about vaginas because I feel like
a lot of guys are confused by this.
The genus are naturally elastic.
They're meant to expand.
And then they return to their original state.
Also, a lot of vaginas, they expand during a rousal. So this is an evolutionary thing.
Vaginas are meant to facilitate reproduction so they need to be accommodated penis of all sizes.
And it's true that some women are born with shorter vaginal canals and all those.
But this is something you'll find out the first time you're with or and you can't judge
a vagina size by its cover.
You can put a couple of sea rings and grommets and make it so it seems
like it so you'll stop.
Stop it exactly like a stopper.
That's so true.
If you like your things progress and you want to have sex, take it slow.
I mean first of all, when you start having sex with anyone, you should always take it
slow.
My top advice to men, go five times slower than you think and make sure that you are performing
a lot of foreplay,
a lot of foreplay, because women,
we say the vagina and it engorge as it swells.
It gets lubricated when she's turned on.
So lots of foreplay, give her a massage,
you can use massage can,
get her relaxed and use lube.
I cannot emphasize enough how important lube is
in this situation, because we don't want her to have any
tearing if there is a problem. And I just think if you could slow and you pay attention to her reaction, has enough how important Loub is in this situation because we don't want her to have any tearing
if there is a problem.
And I just think if you could slow
and you pay attention to her reaction,
you're gonna be just fine.
So go slowly, don't hurt her.
And I think it's a great question.
Five times slower than you think.
That's what I always say.
Guys, I'm a hard time with that.
I know, but why is that?
Because I know.
Especially the first time,
and I can speak from experience,
it's like you're kind of a disbelief.
I think wow, she's, she's a lot, it's, she's giving me an opening. I know. I'm gonna, really? It's all go.
But I can't be forced to change her mind and then like, you know, you're trying to, you know,
that's what I think. I think guys are so used to be shut down that they just are like,
oh my god, I've got the green light, my pants, my dick, my pants.
I'm gonna have the harbor before they close it down.
They have to what? You got to get into the harbor before they shot it up.
Exactly.
And then women are like, we need to be cherdon because when guys just try to shove it in and
it goes so fast.
What if we came up with a new standard sexual rule?
Like it was just the new rule where you don't have to have to do something.
The girl has to for the first time, she always has to take grab of the unit and she's the one who puts it in like that
She'd just be like a rule like a no one thing everyone should know it. What do you mean she grab it? She puts the time
If you're gonna have sex for the first time with somebody it's completely up to the woman. No, no yes
No, no, you know, no all this yes means no have her decide she actually takes it and she guides it in
So she puts it in her own pace. She decides it is going in and so men don't get men don't for the first time
It should just be like a code
This means I'm down kind of thing, but women like men to take charge yeah, they get that's a second third and a hundredth time
But like the first time like nothing's going together
Do it together unless she's guiding it can't they both hold it and go in no because then he's gonna Jam it harder. You know jam it harder slow it down
I'm you don't understand. I know I don't I wish I had a penis for a day. What could I do? I want to like
It isn't it's that you can't but what if what happened to sex feel good when you go slow
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. I don't talk about this so fucking boring sex is fine whether it's it's hard and pounding like you don't like or it's slow and sensual
I like how to impact. Oh, here's a thing don't get me, whether it's hard and pounding, like you don't like or it's slow and sensual. I like how to impact, no, here's the thing, don't get me wrong.
I like hard and pounding, I like a variety.
Variety is the spice of sex.
And life.
It doesn't rhyme.
It's the spice of life.
Variety is the thing that you all crave.
The reason why your relationship might be getting a little dull, a little boring after
while it's biology, it happens, you're doing the same thing
over and over again, and the more you can mix it up,
the better it will be.
So if you slow it down, just like try that.
Like don't always do the same position.
Buy my book, oh my God, I don't even mean
to be plugging on my stuff
because you guys all get friggin' annoyed.
For what you're talkin' about right now.
I forgot to talk about it.
I see your face and I can tell that you're like,
oh no, I don't wanna plug something, but it just works.
I mean, so you're helping your listeners by letting,
because I think I told you,
probably like over a year ago that I have your book
and you gave it to me and it's a great book.
It's a beautiful book and it has all sorts of pictures
and every single page is a different sex position
and that's what we would do is like,
we'd be like, all right, we're gonna open the book
whatever picture you land on,
that's what we're gonna try tonight.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a great book. It's called Hot S try tonight. Yeah, exactly. It's a great book.
It's called Hot Sec.
I mean, I think it's a beautiful book
and you'll like it.
It's a picture lot of pictures.
I mean, those words do, but you don't open up.
It's called Hot Secs over 200 things you could try tonight
and if you wanna buy it, buy it for my website
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How many likes, you have 250,000 likes on Facebook?
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Oh my God. Maybe more like today.
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So you all look like my Instagram page.
And I know what your boob on there.
It'll look like a sex.
Like, they take down your boob.
Don't you know the whole free the nipple movement?
No. Instagram takes down your boob.
They take down nipples, even a suggestion of a nipple,
but whatever. There needs to be an insta-mamm and they allow boobs. You just make a new app called
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It was friggin' mind blowing here.
2,000 people, we have amazing sex educators teaching,
like all day long, all the latest and greatest choice.
I wanna see there.
And that's what I want.
And Anderson, so tell me about you.
I have to admit that I, there was no Wi-Fi in the plane
and I actually caught up on movies and I thought about you
because I used to love movies and I saw three movies
and I just, I just, I saw,
because Anderson has a podcast, the film vault.
We do the film vault every week. It's a service because we see a lot of movies and people kind of get to know, I saw, because Adirson has a podcast, the film vault. We do the film vault every week.
It's a service because we see a lot of movies
and people kind of get to know our tastes.
We have different tastes and you get to figure out
what's worth seeing, what you should have voiled.
Which is just smart service for the world.
It's entertaining.
It's a little, you know, harsh sometimes.
I'm a little bit mean to my co-host,
but we have a great time doing it.
You guys are hilarious.
We've been doing, we've been coming up
on our five year anniversary
and we were doing it in front of the years before that,
even so I can have different form form but five years of podcasting.
Well, I was thinking about you because I have really gotten away from anything else
but sex.
So I watched Wild and I was called, I liked it.
Did you?
You didn't like it.
It was okay.
I liked it because I didn't like seeing her poop.
Oh, why the, it was a good truth.
I didn't need to see the poop.
I didn't need to see the poop.
Yeah. But. But it's a true truth. I didn't need to see the poop. Didn't use the poop. But.
But it's a true story of her walking
through the epithemic trail.
Yeah, for a threat, was it 3000 miles,
3000 miles?
Something insane.
And I did that.
I mean, I didn't do that, but I went backpacking
in a cathartic way when I was 25,
2000 Southeast Asia by myself.
My dad died when I was young, and it was very like,
I was just trying to. It was a spiritual thing. It's a spiritual thing. So I got I really did and I
thought you were a nature. I love you. What are you doing?
Believe it or not people's but I love having everything. Emily
blows our minds every now and again. So come on. Like what? You want to
like that that Buddhist. Yeah, that's where I did it. 10 days
a hundred years. And then yes, it was amazing. And then I also saw
um oh whiplash. Oh, you loved it. And then I also saw, oh, Whiplash.
Oh, Whiplash, love it.
And I remembered back to you telling me about it,
like months ago, I'm like, yeah, like I'm gonna see it.
Yeah, it's not Whiplash, like three times on the theater.
It was so good, but it was so disturbing.
It's intense, it's intense.
But what's new out right now?
Right now, I'm obsessed now with seeing movies again.
I keep saying it, so I'm like, well.
A movie that I absolutely love.
This is a movie that I shouldn't love.
It doesn't make sense that I love it, but I love and it's called Danny Collins starring Al Pacino Al Pacino's playing this like old
Agent rock star who is that kind of like a Barry Manolo type guy, right?
Okay, he used to be huge. He's still really big. Yezy you know money's not an issue
But it's based on a real actual event that actually happened to this folk singer where he got this this actual folk singer in real life
Okay, got this letter from folks singer in real life.
Okay.
Got this letter from John Lennon, like almost 40 years after John Lennon wrote him the
letter.
John Lennon heard him in a red and interview with this folks singer.
Okay.
And the folks singer was worried that he might fame and fortune might ruin his career in
his inspiration and his artistry.
And John Lennon said, you know, I'm going to write this kid and let him know that that's
not the case.
And the guy never got the letter to a long time before.
Because he sent it to like the record executive
who was in charge of the guy.
So the record executive sold it
and it was like, you know, a collector had it for years.
The collector finally gave it to this guy
and he's like, oh my God, my life could have been so much different.
And John Lennon's phone number on there.
So they base the entire movie around that actual piece of reality.
That's true, That's amazing.
And then the Al Pacino character, he decides to make amends
and he changes his whole life.
And it's very sweet.
It's schmultzy, but it's R rated.
And that bending is in it.
And she's fantastic.
Al Pacino and that bending, they're fantastic.
And it really got me.
And this is a movie I shouldn't like.
I could have seen it on the TV.
Why would I wait for you like that?
Because it's just, I'm edgy and I'm hard.
And I like independent cinema. This is a it because it's just I'm edgy and I'm hard, you know, and I
Like independent cinema. This is a big it's a big Hollywood movie, right, but
It's by the guy crazy stupid love the guy that wrote crazy stupid love wrote that and wrote this one
And because I actually feel like I grow
Fog woman, okay, got it, but Danny Collins
I love it. It's in theaters right now
I could see it being a little sleeper surprise hit or people are just gonna write it off
I think it's a really hard movie.
What's a good indie film now?
I'm starting to keep asking about that.
I'm sort of like decided like changing a new leaf.
I'm turning over.
Turn an old one, new leaf.
Yeah.
If you have HBO and HBO go the going clear,
everyone's talking about that,
the Scientology documentary.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Can I see it?
Yeah, if you have HBO.
My mom does, can I borrow hers? Yeah, you can steal it. They're actually fine with you stealing. It's a good. That's awesome. That's what I've phenomenal. Can I see it? Yeah, if you have HBO. My mom does. Can I borrow hers? Yeah, you could steal it. They're actually fine with you stealing. It's
You know, that's awesome. I love it. I really I've heard it was amazing because I'm sick. They don't let
You film it right that they don't have a tons of inside footage in you and you know, I'm I was on the
Scientologist side. I talked all about this on the film vault. Okay, okay, I was on their side for the
first 30 minutes because I feel like they're an easy target. Yeah, I'm sick of everyone, you know,
Going after Scientology and be most people don't know shit about Scientology,
but they're going after it.
And then after about 30 minutes, I'm like,
oh yeah, I think it.
They're doing that, but.
It's time cruising it.
They never try and bang,
which usually those kinds of organizations,
they always think sex is always at the center of it.
So no one bangs there?
There's no allegations, tons of allegations,
but no allegations of unwanted sexual contact.
So that's good for cult good for you guys
I appreciate that. Just wait and not rape each other
We feel good about that. Okay Anderson. Thank you. Yes. Thank you for being with me
I love seeing you and thank you Madison for preparing the show and thank you to Kimber. Me Anderson
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