Sex With Emily - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby

Episode Date: December 24, 2014

Have you ever wanted to have a sex-related conversation, but didn’t know how to get things started? In this show, Emily teaches you how to approach your partner for what you want in bed, and gives tips to guide you through the big sex talk. With the help of Menace and her assistant Madison, Emily role-plays some sample sexual scripts, including how to ask your partner for a threesome, how to introduce the idea of anal sex and how to bring sex toys into the bedroom. As Emily always says, communication is a lubrication. If you want to take sex “to the next level”, you have to be able to talk it out. This show teaches you HOW to have those awkward sex conversations, to help you get the sex life you’ve always wanted. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. You know how I'm always saying that communication is a lubrication, but what if you don't quite know how to go about having those important sex talks? In this show, I'm teaching you how to approach your partner with what you want in bed. The exact scripts that you need to go through to get what you want. Three sums, anal sex, sex toys, we're covering it all. Thanks for listening. Thanks everyone for supporting my sponsors.

Okay, it's the holidays and there is no better time to get a massage and relax. And a great way to do it is with a massage candle. I've made these beautiful candles with my partner Tony. They are amazing candles that are beautiful. You can just leave them out on your table, but they have a little secret trick to them. You light them and they pull into those amazing, warm, luxurious, massage oil. So you blow it out. It's not like hot or waxy or sticky or messy. And you can pour it on your partner and give them an amazing massage. And it's a perfect gift. It's a perfect thing to have around the house. And everyone's like, what? What massage candle? Again, they're beautiful. And you can just leave them in your home or give your partner a massage.

A listener emailed me and said to me, my girlfriend was skeptical at first, but agreed to try the warm oil on me first and gave me a back rub. Then I reciprocated and we had amazing sex. She could not stop talking about how good the candle smells and how great the massage oil feels. I am convinced that the scent and the candle

helped us through some of the barriers to sex that we have faced lately. You know me, I created these candles so you could have the best sex of your life and everyone, that the kind of things you got to try and feel and touch them and then you'll be like, oh my God, I'm only thank you so much. I totally get it.

So you got to get them and for a limited time right now, you can go to my website and it's buy one, get one free. It is use code massage until December 30th and yeah you get one candle free so check it out at Emily and Tony dot com. Thanks everyone for listening. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bitroul eyes, they call them a bygone day. Hey, Abelene, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.

He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh, my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It's drinks. And we not talk about sex so much.

Are you kidding me? Oh, my God, I, I feel so proud. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com where you can check it out our podcast and if I'm mailing this, oh, in this month, we've got so many great gift guides. If you're like, what do I get my

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and really fun things, giveaways, and I just think you're gonna like it. So check it out. I'm here with Menace today. Hello, Emily, how you doing? I am so good. I'm excited to be here with you. And thank you for all the listeners.

They've been hitting me up a lot lately on social media, Twitter, and I actually see them around Los Angeles. I wish I could see them across the country and other places around the world that people download the show. But thank you for the support of the show. What are they saying to you?

They said that they love it. They miss you and you're not here. Yeah, that's crazy. But you know, I'm just... You've been doing this for a long time. Yeah, but I'm just a nass, you know, I don't really add anything to the show. No, you sometimes do it now.

You add a lot. I love like digging into your life. I think that's what they like because I probably the only one that asked you about your own. It's true. I wonder if that you know what? And then it's you bought up a good point. I'm wondering from the listeners

because we actually are going to put out a poll. So check our website. It's like 10 questions. And I want to know we've been doing this for nine years. And I just want to know from the listeners, like what do you love about the show? What would you like to hear more of? What have you learned?

What topics do you want us to cover? All that stuff. How can we improve it? How can we improve it? You know, I'd love it. Feedback at sexwithemle.com. I love it. It's Menace across the board.

Yeah, just Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, on Twitter and Instagram. Instagram is always my favorite. I know. You're a good Instagrammer. You're always in God damn Disney World. Disney so it's always my favorite. I know, you're a good Instagrammer. You're always in Goddamn Disney World. Disney Land. Disneyland, sorry. I grew up in where I grew up, it was all Disney World.

I zoom into Florida. So it's the holidays, what the hell is going on? Oh my God, things are, yeah, things are good. I mean, we just moved offices to an amazing new space across the streets. We've been moving a lot. And I'm around for the holidays. I'm going to go to Florida with my family. See my brother, we're going to go to South Beach and part in New Year's Eve. I'm lucky. the streets. We've been moving a lot. And I'm around for that all days. I'm going to go to Florida with my family.

See my brother, we're gonna go to South Beach and party in New Year's Eve. I'm lucky. Do you wanna come? I know what you love my brother. I am gonna continue with my tradition of being in Vegas for New Year's. Oh, Jesus.

I'm gonna see Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett. No way. Yeah, that'll be kind of cool. That'll be amazing in New Year's Eve. On New Year's Eve, yeah. That's so fun. Not the Cosmopolitan. I love that. You going with the group or just your girl? Just's Eve, yeah. That's so fun. Not the Cosmopolitan. I love that.

You going with the group or just your girl? Just me, a lady. You and the lady. Things are going strong? Yeah, everything's going great. All this stuff. How do you, how do you, the one person that has the most perfect relationship in the world?

Are you just sharing it with me? No, I honestly, we just, you know, we know what we want and we have fun all the time. That's so important. I don't know. It was funny because we went just recently to a Justin Timberlake concert, right? She loves Justin Timberlake.

JT. And we were in the VIP because we're lucky enough to get in there. And there was this couple just going at it, just fighting and arguing. And the girl turns around and the guy had a beer in his hand. this going at it is fighting and arguing and The the girl like turns around and the guy had a beer in his hand and I was watching the guy and the guy like sips His beer and he goes man F this bitch and this keeps on drinking and then goes back and starts arguing with her again, right? and I turned to my girlfriend and I go

How come we never fight like that with that passion? And she goes, because I know if I tried to argue with you like that, that you would leave me here. You would, you'd be like, I'm out. I go, you know what, you're right. Because I'm gonna be putting up with that. No, but who fights like that? They must have been drunk young couple or something.

I know, they look like they're mid-30s or something. Some people get off on that. There's couples who totally get off on the fighting. You need the drama. I know, and I they're mid-30s or something like that. Some people get off on that. There's couples who totally get off on the fighting. I hate the drama. I know. I don't think it's how they... I've definitely seen that and I hate to put it on my female friends. But I've definitely seen that with my female friends where they do love the drama because

it kind of gives them meaning to have discussions with their friends and you know like they talk crap about their boyfriend and stuff like that. But, you know, you know, that all the time because they talk a bunch of ish about how crappy their boyfriend is, but yet they never leave them. They're always, they stick around. We talk about this a lot, how I can give people advice

or my friends so they're moving the face and they don't leave the guy. But same with men too. But there are some couples who just get off on the adrenaline that sort of like how their relationship got formed was they fight, they make up, make up sex, they fight, it's adrenaline, but I don't, it's not really the healthiest way to progress in relationships. So if you're in one of those relationships and you are getting off on that, you know, you're like, we have to fight because a lot of times that's when they really see their

partner men or women, that's when they really feel like they connected to their partner, but it's a negative reinforcement or then positive. It was like, oh, you really do care. And we're fighting, but it's not really, there's so many other ways to connect with your partner. So if you're having the same arguments over and over again, it might be something that you want to look at. And a lot of times when they're drinking it comes out,

it's just not attractive. Yeah, I think I just kind of like, I put that thing and it's just like, I just don't argue. I don't see any point in it. You know, it's a waste of time. You should learn to talk. Either we discuss right now what the problem is or get the F out of my face.

Right. I mean, so many times. Because I'm not going to play any games. Exactly. No, what sounds like you found the right person? Yeah. It's funny that you say that because today's show is actually, you know, I'm always saying communications lubrication.

Talk to your partner about what you want in bed. And what's been occurring to me lately show is actually, you know, I'm always saying communication is lubrication. Talk to your partner about what you want in bed. And what's been occurring to me lately is I like, you know, that's not so. It's really one of the hardest things for couples to do is to actually bring up those difficult things. Even if it's about sex or if it's just about, you know, I hate when you leave your dirty socks around. They just don't know how to start that conversation.

So I thought, today's show, I have Madison here, who's my assistant producer, and you menist. So we're gonna do some scripts that are gonna walk through some of those topics that you might be like, yeah, I mean, I know I wanna have a threesome, but how do I bring it up? So I'm gonna tell you exactly what you have to say

for some of those sticky, sex situations and relationships and arrows that you don't quite know how to start the conversation or how to get it going and get what you want. Not at this moment though. First thing I've tell you is so what's up with me is. I'm still single. Yeah, but I have actually actively actually actively been dating I I re-ignited my Tinder account.

Oh really. Just to kind of check it out. No, I haven't gone in a date yet, but it was really funny. Listen to this, F-Dup thing. So I'm on Tinder. And I happened to match up with a guy that I was dating for a while last year. He matched me like matched. And so I liked, like we're still friends.

So I liked him or whatever. And then it said you are a match. So I went to see his profile. Like, you know, you have 500 words to say what you want to say. He took my exact copy and copied what I said on my profile. And used it because he had already mastered seeing my profile. And I was like, dude, he used your profile bio on his bio. Because all

that he used your bio to answer everything. He used my bio on his, because I said, now everyone's, he's like, well, I figured you were an expert, so I just used what you used. No, no. So I say, okay, so on Tinder, if you've been on Tinder, it's the popular app where you swipe left, right, you get people's pictures, basically, and you choose who you like or not,

and then if you like them, and they like you, you get a match. So I liked them just to see his profile. And we matched, because he had like me. And my Tinder profile says, they give you 500 words, I said, in 500 words or less, I couldn't even begin to describe what I'm all about.

That's just what I'm going to. His says, 500 words isn't nearly enough to say what he copied me. What? So I'd forget and call them on it. And I said, what the hell? He goes, well, you're the expert. How messed up is that?

He's like, am I, well, is it working for you? Like, he's like, yeah, it's great. I'm getting all these matches. What? Let's messed up. Don't plagiarize my Tinder profile. I caught him, red handed. That's messed up.

I know. See, I'm not even on Tinder, but I got to know more about it. So I think I should be like, spy on it. Do you want to see all the guys I've matched with? Yes, please. There's some weird dudes too that like, that you I think I should be like, do you want to see all the guys I've matched with? Yes, please. There's some weird dudes too that like,

that you matched, I've met like 500. Why you found them weird dudes if you're gonna go with these? Because what happens is after we match, then they send me a message, it's not weird. Can they send you photos, do they send you dick pics? No, but one guy's like, hello, like, first a month, he's been like, hi, we matched.

Hello, hello, are you there, anyone there? Damn, that guy's thirsty. Okay, this guy just said, oh my god, hi, we matched. Hello, hello. Are you there? Anyone there? Damn, that guy's thirsty. Okay, this guy just said, oh my god, look at this one. Okay, this one. He just messes me again. Yeah. Read that. His name is John. All right. That's all his messages to me. So after you match with someone, you can communicate via the app. If you don't match, and I never responded to him, I don't, Matt, I said, what are you writing to? I said, hey, this is Emily's.

I'm going to write him right now. You're writing him now. He's been messaging me. Can you just read menace? Don't do that because he's been pestering me for six weeks. He's not going to pest her anymore. I'm not going to tell him to f off or anything. What are you saying?

Don't take over. I did not give you my phone so you can be in charge of writing. Okay. Okay. Read what he says. All right. Read what I just wrote. Read what he says. Okay, Madison. what I just wrote. Read what he says and then you're going to read everything that I

that he wrote and then read what I wrote and then read it. First somewhat date. From John starting November 19th. Okay. You're so sexy, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. Then like a week later, happy Saturday,

then a sad face. Then talk to me, multiple E's desperation is growing. Question mark in December, second. Another winky sad face. Then talk to me, multiple ease, desperation is growing. Question mark in December 2nd. Another winky sad face. Is that a crying face? I don't know what that means. On December 3rd, December 4th, kill in me, all caps. December 10th a week later, do you ever talk to anyone? And then menace's response today. Okay, this is Emily's boyfriend. What's up? And don't send it. And that will be the end of that. I don't know, it's already been sent. Oh my god, menace.

Okay, that just happened. That's a joke. No, don't say it's a joke. You don't want to talk to that guy, don't send it. That's a joke. Well, I do. Now I'm like, let me say it. Because the night's on like a bitch.

Just a joke. Sorry. I mean, more soon. Okay, listen. Now I'm just going to keep on messing. No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is, and I don't mean that I'm leading to say because the next one like a bitch. Jetsa Joe. Sorry. I mean, more soon. OK, listen. Now the sky is going to keep on. No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is, and I don't mean that I'm leading guys on, there's just some guys that you, first of all,

I am super busy, but I'm trying to incorporate dating into my life. And so there are a few guys I've been chatting with, but there's this one guy that I match with. I thought was really cute. And then we talked, we exchanged numbers. That's the next level of Tinder. Once you get conducted with someone,

you can say, oh, we like chatting. And honestly, I don't know why I didn't answer this. I just, I think once I looked at it, I was like, oh, because sometimes you just really examine it once you match. But the other guy I match with, I thought it was cute. We went back and forth. And then he then we exchanged phone numbers.

Because then you take it, the next level is texting. And then he just keeps sending me pictures of himself. Not dick pics, but just like, and he's handsome. Kind of, yeah. And I'm like, dude, let's have some words. Yeah. Let's have some words. Like, I, that is weird.

Yeah, that's a chick thing. So that, like, turned me off too. And so I'm done. But I do have a lot of matches on there. So, you know, that's what I've been doing. And I've been seeing some people here and there. I know that term thirsty. I just used it.

I want you to learn it. Tell me. Thirsty is the guy that kept on messaging you. You're so thirsty that you're too eager to talk to somebody. Isn't that like a huge turn off? Yeah, it is. So don't be thirsty. Only message wants. I can't believe Matt has just said this is her boyfriend.

Because then I'm a psycho chick who's on Tinder with a boyfriend. But that's cool. He already thinks I'm crazy. Yeah. And now you just message him like it was a joke. And now I'm just going to message you again. I'm just going to end it now.

See, after the show, you really want to talk to this guy. No, I don't. Why would you say that? Because I just didn't want you to be in charge of my messaging. OK, I promise I want a message again, but I want to see the other guys. Which one? I don't trust you anymore. I swear to God I won't.

I promise. I had all my friends and relationships just want to look at my tender. I want to, because I don't know how it works, so it looks like. Okay, so you go, and yeah, all you do is you put it in, and it's in every city now. I mean, you put in, all you put in is if you were looking for men or women, the age range you're looking for, and then geographically like I wanted to be three miles away, ten miles away. So that's it. And then people just come up and you swipe and you swipe and you find what you like. And it's really interesting, you know. So some weird, weird Bernie man guy, okay, then I saw that. And

honestly, sometimes you press, you like them and then you go into it once you're matched and you're like, oh, I'm not so sure. But people, you know what, here's a thing about dating. And we did, we talked about this a lot in the show, is that, you know, online dating is a great option. You can always find someone online, but also you gotta remember those real life dating skills out in the real world. Holidays are here, you might be going to Cala Parties.

If you see someone that you find attractive or interesting or just, just, hi, how you doing? What comes here tonight? Don't be ashamed to just say hi. You're both at a party, it's festive. And just start talking to people. This one guy right here, David, he looks like that douchey ex car salesman guy

that used to date in LA, doesn't he? Oh, no, yeah, but that's a different guy. Like why are you wearing a tie in your photo? Like it's so douchey. All right, what's because you don't own a tie in only hoodies? I have a bunch of ties, but I don't wear them in like profile pics on like social media. Okay, get off my tender. Give me the phone back.

We got a show today. You're gonna make me anxious. Oh, also people, do you know that on Thursday nights, you can actually watch our show, watch And Listen Live, 839-30 Pacific Standard Time at sexwithmlay.com. It's pretty awesome. Oh my God, menace is messaging people. You can watch. And then afterwards, it's on our site.

You can watch the whole video of the show if you ever want to see what happens in the world, which is exciting. I'm trying to look for one guy that doesn't look like a douche on here. Do this in my life, I know. I'm actually practicing. This guy is not 47.

He's definitely like 60, so. Dude, okay, so the thing is, I actually am practicing what I preach because I know I'm telling you all to talk to people, and I realize that I don't really put myself out there a lot because I'm not out that much,

but I am, you know, lately I'm trying to, you know, I'm going out more and I am making it a point just to talk, to say hello, whether I find I'm attractive or not, women, it's just a good skill. We walk in a party, hey, how you doing? What, you know, well, who do you know here? How'd you get here?

And you just, it's not, like, there's not like a magical formula. There's not a pickup line, but you just start a conversation, and that's how you know if you match someone. So this is a great time to do it. I just clicked on this message and it says, I respect a woman who's willing to show her soul like that. Like what the F is.

Because my shoe is in the first picture. Oh, foot fresh guy. Look at this guy trying to use his dog to get laid. And you actually talked to him. I'm not going to read what you wrote. But like, come on, that is so obvious. I know dogs and babies, not good. To get laid. Cats. Oh my god. But a lot of people look kids in there to show that they have kids.

Yeah. Madison, you've been banana because you have a boyfriend. Yeah, I started dating someone right before this whole Tinder thing blew up. So I've actually never been on it. Although I do think it's fun to get on other people's tinders. Like, just what you're saying, it's like I'm living vicariously through my single friends because I have no idea. People ask me questions about tinder and I'm like, you can go on my anytime. I should assign someone in the office to just start picking out cute guys from me. You have a like a daddy complex because there's a

bunch of old guys on your. No, I don't. She likes them mature. Now I don't have a did this young and old. Okay, stop looking at my tender. So, let's talk. Okay, let's talk. So the deal is. Other than tender and all this stuff, how about in the offline life? Because that was a big conversation that we have last time.

Exactly, that's what I'm saying. And being in the offline life, going on. You know, it's funny. I have met people. I got asked out at, like when I was walking down the street in my new office on Hollywood Boulevard, which is kind of sketch, but there was a cute guy and we just started talking, I tell him I did and he emailed me, but you know, maybe I'll go out with him. I've been thick, I don't, I wasn't that attracted to him.

All right. So as far as dating is, there's this other guy that I've been seeing. That's why you get yourself in trouble. I know. You start dogging these guys and you're like, oh, I'm not that attractive. There's this other guy that I've been seeing. That's why you get yourself in trouble. I know. You start dogging these guys and you're like, oh, I'm not really interested. You do that all the time. Why?

Because you know why the thing is, men decide in three seconds or less if they want to sleep with someone, it doesn't change. Women, guys can kind of grow on you. You meet someone and this is terrible for guys like, oh, I might grow on her. And that doesn't happen all the time. But for women, it has a lot more to do with,

guys can become more attractive to us over time. Our brain is the largest sex organ. You say something, you're interesting, you're intriguing, you're smart. You know, I might find myself become more attractive to you, so I'm just more flexible. Let's say that. But there was a guy that I was kind of seeing

who is a, we were friends, so I've never done this. I've never been, usually I meet someone and either we hook up, we don't, or we date, and we were friends for about a year. And then we started to, we slept together, which we weren't going to. We talked about that we weren't going to. We did, right.

And then we did, and then he got really kind of weird about it after. And he started, it starts to, I just, and like, can we just go back to the friend part and just forget that we slept together? And then he was like, but I still want to sleep with you. And now it got weird and it started annoying because I'd I just, I just, like, can we just go back to the friend part and just forget that we slept together and then he was like, but I still want to sleep with you. And now it got weird and it's sort of annoying because I'd rather just, but I like him though. And I wish that we could, you know, I don't know that it would go anywhere, but I think

it's interesting. Have you ever done that? Been really good friends with someone and then it turns into a relationship. Into a relationship? Like long-term? Well, yeah, or to someone you date? Uh, I was friends with them and now, I don't think it's like, like, manufactured into a relationship.

Right. You just sleep with them. Yeah. Right. How about you Madison? My current boyfriend actually, we were very good friends. And he knew right away that he wanted to sleep with me. And for months, I was like, no, like, I'm no interest in it whatsoever. And then what happened? What was to start spending like a lot of time together one on one doing

the whole like buddy buddy thing? And then it just kind of like group. And then after one bottle of daquila, it was on. Oh, Kila female Viagra. I quoted you on love line the other night. That Dr. Drew laughed. It is. For real though, I know the the silver the silver keep it clear. Don't go brown because if you drink the dark, the keyla, then they'll go crazy. You're the tequila expert. They'll kick in your car or something.

I was in Mexico and I told you I was gonna bring you some, but then I got so obsessed. I know that you were so particular about your tequila and then if I got you the wrong one, you wouldn't drink it. You don't mind? Real quick, let's go to the holiday season. Okay. So you're gonna go to Florida.

I'm gonna go to Florida. I'm gonna go to South Beach. So you think you're just gonna like hook up with some random guy? I knew you were Zeeve, you never reported. Yeah. Who knows, you never know. I don't, you know, I gotta be honest.

I'm typically not, it's funny because I've not, I even had a lot of one night's stands and random hookups. I know that you would think that would be different. I'm not saying I never have, but I've always been a little more, you know, conservative, but New Year's Eve, hey, let my freak flag fly.

Have you ever had like a really good New Year's Eve? I know we both come from San Francisco, which is not a great New Year's Eve town. No. At all. That's why you go to Vegas every year. You go to Vegas, yeah. I mean, I've seen it.

It's been a long time. It's one of my girlfriends that I love, and we're all just hanging out and going out together. It's never with a guy. It's never with a guy. Oh, last year was horrible, too. I got to fight with the guy I was dating and broke up with them. So, yeah, New Year's, I think, is really kind of overrated.

I think it's a fun night if you have something, but I don't think you have to go out and spend all this money going to a club and you know, that everything's over price. I mean, just I think the best thing to do is to just go out with some friends, have a party, have people over and not be driving around doing a bunch of things. I mean, I'm going to a show,

but a nightclub is the absolute worst place. Yeah. What do they call like a junior, like, JV night or like, it's, you know, it's, it's, it's beginners night or whatever. Yeah. What does it call? What do they say? No, JV night. Yeah.

You know, like any holiday, I'm not gonna go crazy, but the holiday, what about you? Are you going Christmas holidays family? No. I'm gonna go back to our hometown of San Francisco for a couple of days and then I'm gonna days. And then I'm gonna go to Hawaii. I'm gonna go to Hawaii for a little while. Nice.

And then I'm gonna leave Hawaii and go to Vegas for New Year's. Okay. Because I gotta take a vacation. Sometime you gotta take a vacation. Okay, you take them all the time. And I take a little mini vacations. I'll leave for a couple of days, but I don't actually leave for a week or anything.

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like sex toys minus, I don't know if you do. Maybe you've changed and you haven't talked to me about it. You were supposed to give me a toy because I want to bring it into work and show everybody. Is the attachment for the iPad. It was the iPad. Oh, we have that. Yeah. Oh, it's for the flashlight. Yeah, for the flashlight. So the flashlight, you know, it's like basically a pocket penis or something. Yeah, it's a masturbation sleeve.

Yeah, and then, but they put an iPad attachment on it now and you put the iPad on top and I guess you watch videos. Right, and you can, it's like you're having sex with, so yeah, the tatchemphony that holds onto the, the masturbation sleeve, and then you could be watching whatever you're watching porn, you could be having phone sex with your, Skype sex or whatever with your partner, and then you're like moving it up.

It's pretty, pretty cool. Do you really, do you really wanna bring it into your? Yeah, I'll show it to you. I'll give it to you. Want to give it to you for Christmas? Would you like to? Do you want to give it to me? Yeah, that's be cool.

Okay, I'll do that. Okay, so then. Oh, and I need your ball lotion. Oh, you need some down under comfort. Yeah. Yeah, right now. I mean, out a long time ago, you never remember. We have to remember.

Okay, down under comfort, I talked about the massage candles also, but down under comfort, why do you love it? Just tell them, so I'm not. Well, it kind of, it just, all right. So guys, we sweat, we're nasty, we're disgusting, you know, and women hate it. And, you know, and if you're about to, like, hook up with a lady, you don't want to smell like ball sweat,

right? You want to smell good. And I swear to God, not because Emily's my friend, this down under comfort stuff is amazing. It feels good on your skin, and it smells awesome. You know? Thank you, menus. That's something that you need in your life. You do. How your skin and it smells awesome. You know, thank you, men. That's something that you need in your life. You do. How do you get it again?

Emily and Tony.com use code Emily for 24% off and men's health magazine voted at the number one product you didn't know you needed. Yeah, because it's one of these like miracle products. Women can use to do anywhere you sweat. Blooms blow her back. Okay. So thank you. I will bring you some. I think I have one of my car, well, when we go out. Okay, so scripts for better sex. So like I always talk about communication.

Communication is a lubrication, but for some of us applying these communication skills are not as simple as just looing up and getting ready for sex. Because I've just been thinking about the show lately because we've been doing it for so long and the show. And I think, you know, it's just sometimes they just say, just talk to someone, you know, it's not that easy.

So I thought, what if I really broke it down for you on how it goes? So Madison here is gonna help me, did Madison, I'm sure is gonna chime in. And chime in. Do some scripts. I was gonna do this with you, but I can't deal with a straight face without

putting it in the heart. Because you won't be helpful. You'll just be, no, I'm kidding. I'll be mean. And then I know you don't like that. So I'm just gonna. No, I like. I'll be mean. You'll be mean. I know you don't like that. So I'm just going to say. No, I like when you're mean. But do you do anything else you wanted to ask me about my personal life?

Because your personal life won't know. You're going on vacation and stuff like that. And I just want to know if we're going to have a random hook up. I'm going to make that my goal, because I think that would be good for me to have a random hook up that I can share with you all. But there's some good stuff percolating right now with men in my life. So I'm going to have more information. Okay, so, you know, I know you can read my blogs and you can listen to my show, but here's some,

so here's some tips to help guide you through the big sex talk. So first of all, no matter what you want to talk about, maybe your partner ejaculates too quickly, he doesn't perform oral sex, he doesn't perform oral sex, and you enough, you want to have a threesome, you want to bring your sex toy into the relationship, and you just don't know how to talk about it because the reason why it's so hard to communicate with your partner is because a lot of times there's nothing to talk about at the beginning. Sex is amazing. You're having rock and sex.

And then when it becomes a problem or an issue, you're like, I don't know how to bring it up because everything's been so great and you don't have the skills. So first, before you talk to your partner, think about what you really want to say. Do out more sex, do out less sex, more foreplay, different foreplay, what is your end goal? And then you can make sure that the conversation is constructive. Also timing, it's so important.

You do not want to start talking about your sex life in bed after something bad happens, or after something weird happens. It's best to do it outside the bedroom. We never do breakfast the next morning in the living room. You know, you don't want to just be like in the middle of sex, kill the moment and talk about it unless you're in pain. If he's hurting you or she's hurting you, you want to bring it up in the moment.

Also tone. Tone is a huge issue and point of contention between couples because a lot of times you're trying to see something really nice or pleasant or confront something, but the tone can be so off. So depending on whatever issue you're addressing and the nature of the relationship, your tone should match the nature of the talk. So is it a playful conversation? Is it like, hey, I wanna try something new?

Or is it more serious? So you have to be sensitive. Take your partner's feelings and a consideration because if it's difficult for you to talk about, it's not easy to hear feedback. And so you want to, again, it's not like we need to talk. Let's have a big conversation. Because the second you say that, someone's

going to think, oh, no, something bad's happening. So just make sure that you keep it positive, and you want to accentuate the positive. So if you're having a challenge in the relationship, you don't want to be accusing them of something and saying, oh, you're doing this thing wrong or that thing wrong, you kind of want to sandwich it. God, our sex life has been really great.

I love having sex with you. And you know, it would be really fun. I think that we could try this. So you just want to make it more positive and open. I think it would be really sexy if that time you performed oral sex with me. I had a killer orgasm. It'd be fun to that again because guys and also guys get they get pretty sensitive Right, but if you've ever gotten feedback about your sexual skills

Not recently, but yeah, I mean one having the communication. Yeah guys do get kind of you know They do I mean they can't handle it. I mean I I remember, so there was a guy I was dating a while ago and his ex girlfriend, like in a last ditch moment to like spite him at the end of the relationship so that his penis was smaller than her ex who had a large, but his penis is big.

I'm just telling you, he has like ever since then for years walked around thinking his penis there's something wrong with it because it's one woman like guys can't get over penis criticism. So don't do that. Don't harm's one woman like, guys can't get over penis criticism. So don't do that, don't harm someone. There's nothing you can do about your penis,

so you shouldn't take it to heart. No, but the truth is, his penis is pretty friggin awesome, and he really in his mind thinks that he's like penis dysmorphia. Penis dysmorphia. Yeah, he thinks it's all messed up. So don't insult your partner,

you never want to insult anyone, actually. These are just constructive communication skills. So of course, the first thing that Madison are gonna run through here and Madison feel free to chime in is of course, three sums. So three sums of course are like the number one, like I think men since the beginning of time, it's their top fantasy.

It's like the holy grail for guys. It is the holy grail. So you gotta think about this. If you guys want to have a threesome, you might already be having an amazing sex life and things are great. And I think a lot of guys are the ones that initiate this. I don't want to be...

Yeah, there's a... It's stereotypical, yes. I'm gonna say it would probably be 70-30. Right. When it comes to this conversation, 70% guys, 30% girls that wanted... And they don't know what to do and how do I talk about it guys, 30% girls that want to do it. And they don't know what to do and how do I talk about it. So first, this is how you do it.

You got to assess your relationship. And if you guys are not in a good place, emotionally, sexually, whatever, not a great time to bring it up. But just like having a kid to save your relationship, having a threesome isn't going to save a relationship either. If you've got huge jealousy issues in their relationship, she always thinks you're out banging your coworker, not a great time.

But if you guys meet the criteria that you have healthy communication, you're having great sex, you talk about things, and it's just something that you want to try, you could start the conversation talking about your fantasies and talking about, you know, so let's, we're going to run through this here with Madison, okay?

Madison? So here we go. Okay, where's my scribe? Okay, so I'm the guy. All right. She's my girlfriend, Madison. Hey, sweetie. Who's sweetie?

God, our sex life is so good. I just feel like it keeps getting better lately. I mean, the other night it was so hot. I was wondering, do you have any sexual fantasies that you've been wanting to fulfill or try or some new thing? So, like, take it to the next level. All right, stop.

Hold on. This is a guy supposed to be saying this? Yeah. This is how a guy should be saying it. All right. That's not how a guy would say this. How would he say it? How he should be saying it?

Well, like, these is the context. Yeah. Hey, babe, so any fantasies you've been having lately, anything you want to try? You know, like, what's fantasies you've been having lately, anything you want to try? You know, like, what's on your bucket list? Like, what do you want to try? I don't know. What do you mean?

Well, I don't know. I mean, are the things that you've ever thought about, like, you know, when you're masturbating or you're fantasizing? Is there any things that you ever think about that you want to try? Well, the sex is great that we have, but sometimes I watch porn that turns me on. Oh, that's hot.

What kind of porn do you watch? Wait, wait, wait, don't say that's hot though. What? Because then she's going to think you're pervy. You're trying to be open. Oh, but she knows I already watched porn 24-7. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No one knows, but like, you want to figure out what to do.

Oh, you do? Oh, I didn't know you watched porn. Sweetie, what kind do you watch? Yeah. What kind do you watch? Yeah, well, you know, we should watch it together sometime. Turns me on to see women together sometimes. Oh, what about you?

See, this is what I like. You're making it her idea. That's what you got to do. That's the thing. You want to make it her idea. You want to make it her idea. You want to nest, no, because that comes out from, I've said that before, and people are like, what do you mean?

But you actually, you don't want to force it on her. And you want to kind of just probe, see what her fantas you actually you don't want to force it on her and you want to kind of just. Pro see what her fans are and it's amazing if it is her idea. So that's what I'm saying like when you say oh that's high you're going to kind of. Okay, I didn't mean that you got to pretend that you're actually open and yeah, oh wow.

You're right. You just want to stick. That's a really good call. Okay, so you watch that's interesting. I mean maybe I'm a big why don't we watch some porn together sometime? We can see what turns us both on. You know, what do you think about that?

Would you be into that? Yeah, sure. But what did you have in mind? I don't know. I mean, we could just kind of surf around the web, look at some porn that is interesting to us. I mean, as far as like my fantasy, I've always thought of be kinda cool to try a threesome.

I mean, I'm so satisfied with you and our sex life, and I'm not thinking about anyone in particular, but I don't know, I think it's like skydiving. It's just like something I've always wanted to try. Yeah, like your best friend or something. No. And the thing is, I'm not thinking of anyone in particular. I think it's better, I don't want to know one that we know, but it could be cool.

I mean, I think it'd be kind of interesting to see you with another woman. Would that turn you on, you think? Um, maybe who, did you have in mind? And you've always had the hots for Ashley. Is that what this is? No. No. See, you got flipped on you right now.

No, Ashley, no, babe, no. We don't want to bring in any people we know. That would just be messy. I mean, I want to find someone together if you're into it, you know? Yeah, Ashley, no, babe, no. We don't want to bring in any people we know. That would just be messy. I mean, I want to find someone together if you're into it, you know? Yeah, Ashley, she sucks. I hate her. Yeah, she's not that hot. That boob dog looks terrible on her.

Yeah, it's me. And her eyebrows are terrible. Oh, she needs a boyfriend. Exactly. So I think we could just go about, I don't know. Like my friend, my friend Bob goes to these things and he talks about these parties, he goes to and there's people who are a little more open

and we could check that out. We could even just kind of, well, we're having sex, we could just kind of talk about it and be kind of hot just to talk about someone else being there and see what happens. Well, it's something I'd be open to exploring. Let's think about it more.

And how would we find someone? What planet is this? See, I think you're talking too much about, you're giving the idea too much. How could we make this conversation, giving her, making her bring up the idea of the threesome? How could we, how could we, Well, we did.

She said she watches porn with women. So that was my entree. So, say, oh, so are you in the threesomes or something? Yeah, are you in chicks? Have you ever wanted to be with a woman? And you guys get the point. This is what I'm saying. You've got to bring it up, she brings it up, then you're

like, OK, we could explore. Another thing you can do here is start watching porn together. Their good vibrations has this great psych good vibes after dark. It's on my website, sexathomely.com. And you can big five minutes, and they've all this female friendly porn. I mean, the porn that you're into, and you can big five minutes, and they've all this like female-friendly porn. I mean, the porn that you're into, guys, might not be what she's into, but there is stuff that she's into that you'd probably be into as well, and you guys can find something

together. And the other thing is a great way that actually works, because I know I had a guy do this with me long time ago, but we were together, and he, I was like in my early 20s before I had ever ventured into anything really crazy, but he, during sex, during intercourse, he was like, hey, so, because we had time to talk, watch porn together, he's like, hey, so right now, there's like, I'm picture like this hot woman,

like what, she's here and she's like going down on you. How does that feel? Like, he roleplayed it. In my mind, I was like, yeah, that's really hot. He's like, and she's like going down on you? How does that feel? Like he role played it. In my mind, I was like, yeah, that's really hot. He's like, she's just like going down on you and she's like, you're moaning. And he was like talking me through it. And I thought, and there was no one in the room.

There wasn't a threesome yet, but it was leading up to it. And it planted the seed. So even if she's freaked out about it, like that's just a fun like dirty talk role play thing to get into and see how it goes from there. Yeah. And I hope you all wish you all three sums for Christmas.

OK, so that's what you're going to do. All right, so let's sum it up. Yeah. OK, she's a female. She's in a relationship. This would be 100% honest. Your boyfriend comes to you in this discussion. How would you handle it?

If you're not into it, would you ever forget it? Or would it always be in the back of your mind? No, it's definitely, because I mean, it's happened, and obviously the threesome hasn't happened, and so it's always in the back of my mind, that that's what I mean. How long have you been dating this guy? Wait, talk straight in the mic.

Oh, sorry, we've been together for like two and a half years. Has he borrowed that? Yeah, he's definitely brought it up multiple times. I mean, every guy does. Yeah, because it's gonna be a big deal. He's like very sexual, so he brought it up? Yeah, he's definitely brought it up multiple times. I mean, every guy it does. Yeah, because it's going to be a big deal. He's very sexual, so he's always. How long into the relationship did he ask? Maybe like a year and a half.

OK, that's a good time. And what'd you say? I said no. To be honest, I'm an only child. I'm not great at sharing. And I also have a running fear of vaginas, not my own, but others. So it's like, I wouldn't necessarily want to do anything to her. And I wouldn have a running fear of vaginas, not my own, but others. So it's like, I wouldn't necessarily

want to do anything to her. And I wouldn't know how I'd feel about him doing stuff to her. Right. I'd be hard to be. I would be hard to be. Jealousy. Yeah. Well, this is what I want to say is my next point. Three sums are not for everyone.

And if she's not into it, if she's not into it, and she might just shut it down. She might not be into women. She might not be into other vaginas. So you just got to know that it might just be ruled out with whoever you're with. It might never happen. There is no, I'm giving you the best tools here.

But if someone's on into something, they're just on into something. Menace, you know, might not be into God knows what, sex toys or a butt plug. A butt plug. Menace for that. But some people are. So here's the thing, you're not gonna, again,

you wanna, you know, talk about it in a way that you're bringing the conversation to topic up together. But again, if she says, no, if the more you keep begging and asking, you're not going to change your mind. So I would just say this is a great way to go about it. And you might not get the threesome, but by sharing your fantasies, you might get something else. Yeah.

Don't act thirsty. Don't act thirsty, exactly. Calm down. Because there's jealousy, there's so many other issues that can come up. So you want to make sure you're coming from a really strong place. And then if you do decide to have a threesome, you got to set the rules ahead of time before,

is there kissing, is the person sleeping over? There's other things. I've talked a lot about threesome's on the show, but I just wanted to give you some scripts. So the next script. One more thing. Yes, honey, go ahead. But again, like, if a guy asks you this,

women don't like take offense to it. Every guy has to try at least once. It does bring them together. Yeah, don't get mad at your guy. And it doesn't necessarily mean he wants to be your friend or whatever. I mean, it can just be a really hot thing to do. And again, nothing under the sexual umbrella

is for everyone. That's what makes the world go round. If it's something that you're like, I'm gonna die if I don't have a threesome, if I don't have a threesome before I die, then you might not be with the right partner. If it's really like your deal breaker or your bucket list, because you just gotta find, be with the right person.

I just feel like before people commit and get married and they find out afterwards that they're not sexually compatible. So these are good things to figure out before you commit to life for someone. Cool. Okay, the next one is anal sex. All right. This is a big topic, a hot topic. It's the it thing to get your partner to do. I think it's funny when we started, anal was the huge thing this show, but now I feel like

squirting is the new anal. Yeah, it's so trendy right now. It is so trendy. Everyone squirt all over the place. It's a messy world. So it's naughty, a little bit taboo, but when it's done wrong, it can be a real pain in the ass. No pun intended. It's an absolute nightmare I'm the receiving end.

So there's a lot of women who I know have had really bad experiences the first time. And they were drunk, a guy just shoved it in without a clue. We didn't ask first. He didn't let her know. and then they swear it off forever. And now you're the guy dating her, and she's like, nope, I'm done, no anal in her, and they sign it off her life. But there are ways to turn the situation around, because anal sex can be very pleasurable for a lot of women, once they do it right.

I mean, if you do it wrong, it's painful. If you do it right, which I've talked on the show how to do it right, I mean if you do it wrong, it's painful if you do it right Which I've talked on the show how to do it right? It can be very pleasurable. There's a lot of nerve endings women kind of orgasms use Loub You're with a trusted partner, but let's let's talk about it here. Okay All right Madison, so I'm I'm the dude all right So notice some okay, hey babe. So I've noticed that when I touched you, I was thinking about our sex life. And I feel like it's just gotten really hot lately and I love having sex with you.

And I noticed like when I try to touch you, like in your back end, you kind of wince and jump away. Like when I kind of touch your butt, like I can't tell, like is it just scary you or something you're not into or how do you feel about it? Yeah, I had a really bad experience once and it just seems so painful. I don't wanna do it.

Painful, what happened, babe? Um, what are you laughing at? I had an bad experience once, like, a guy doesn't wanna hear about another guy like wanting to stick his Okay, so why don't you like yeah, but you got it. Why don't you like it? Is it like something you've seen or why like what happened? It just looks so painful and I've had friends who have blood They blood. Yeah, I mean I've heard that you know, I mean I know women they have bad experiences But you know the thing is that if there's ways to do it right,

and I know that there's a lot of pleasure that can be sought, that can be experienced, and you know, the trick of it is just, you know, you could go slow and you have to use lots of the loob, and I would like to just kind of play with that. Maybe we could just, I could just touch that, touch your area, your butt, your anus, a little slowly with some lube and like we could maybe try some toys and just kind of play around with it and see how you feel because I think you might really like it.

Maybe we could start off slow and see how that goes with the fingers first. Yeah, it's all about going slow and using lots of lube that douchebag you're with didn't know what the hell he was doing. Emily, your boyfriend is such a prude. I mean, your girlfriend, sorry. I know. I know, I date their eye, exactly. I don't date the right types.

So the point here is that to do anal sex correctly, you have to have lube, but there is no... There is no debating the importance of lube. So I just say you do use Lou, but also, if it's the first time, maybe she's never at a bad experience, it just terrifies her because she's heard from her friends. Just start rubbing around her anus,

like with some put a little Lou, but in your finger, I just start rubbing and see how it feels. And then you could stick your pinky in if you want. Then you can use a little toy. And then I would say this isn't happening one day. So you play with the area a little bit, and maybe the next time you're together,

you stick a finger in, and then you could try it, you know, slowly, with lots of loom, and you might get what you want, but it's important to talk to about what the experiences with her are why I didn't feel good, and that you know what you're doing because you've been listening to Sex with Emily for so long, and I've told you how to have really good anal sex. Yeah, you need like a slip-in slide.

That much loom. Yeah, I love the slip-in slide. Yeah. I love Pure Loop. It's spelled PJUR. You can get it at goodvibes.com. They're pretty awesome. OK, here's our next conversation. All right.

This is about, this is a touchy subject from I'm, how to bring a sex toy into our sex life. All right. And Madison actually wrote a great blog about this on our website, sexome.com. A few months ago, when she first started, of course, one of the right-of-passages is, you know, all the, she was an intern.

Now she's producing. But we have interns extra review day. And I sent her home with some toys, probably a lot of toys. And you wrote a great blog if you want to talk about what happened there. Oh, yeah. So actually, funny enough, my story kind of took place before I even started working at Sex Assembly.

My boyfriend stumbled across my vibrator, which I had kind of kept a secret from him. I just hadn't been ready to talk about it. So I was like, ah, if I talk about it, he's gonna wanna use it, he's gonna expect all these things for me. So I'd hidden it, but it somehow turned itself on in my drawer and he heard this buzzing sound and was kind of like

falling it all around my room and ended up finding my magic bullet. And I was just kind of like, what is this? And I was like, okay, either I can lie or I can just tell him the truth. And I did end up being like the best thing that's ever happened to our sex life. Because now we have all these different toys that we play with and he was so excited about it, he loved it.

But I was so scared. I just didn't know. What were you scared about? What was the scare? I'm afraid he would judge you. Yeah, I was kind of afraid that he would judge me or he would think, like, oh, like, my girlfriends, uh, like an infaminiac. Yeah, like, now we can do everything. I was kind of worried that the floodgates would open, but it ended up being like a really good starting point for us, like a talking point. Yeah, exactly. And I just kind of, I kind of thought he would be freaked out about it as we're gonna be like tell our friends or stuff like that,

but he was so cool about it, he was way more excited than I was, I think. Do you think it's because you were able to, like how is it different when you're using the toy with him? Starting it over. It's definitely different because I know how to touch myself with it,

whereas like I'm not really the best of that, like bare-handed. So he really got off on that idea on itself that I was taking my pleasure into my own hands and that it was kind of like a dual thing. Because when the guys behind you were doing whatever and he's very into what he's doing and sometimes he forgets to pay attention to the cuter. So that's cuter. That's cuter.

Yeah, you know, it's that button that's hard to hit. Guys forget about it a lot at the time and it's so important in having an orgasm. So it was like my a couple of our first blended orgasms that happened, with using like the magic bolt on the outside and like him having sex with me. And he thought that was great. He was all about it. Because he can't do it all.

And it's true that a lot of women need the literal orgasm first before they can have a G-spot orgasm or the same time. So you had your first G-spot literal orgasm using a toy. That's amazing. So here's our script. Yes.

Am I the, you're the, Oh, you're gonna be the girl. I'm the girl. Oh. We plan this out. Okay. Okay. Okay, so hey, sweetie.

I was wondering, I want to show you this really cool new thing I got today. How would you feel about trying something new together? Wait, what is it? Is it a dildo? What am I not good enough for you? Well, it's not a dild, it's a, you know, it's a vibrator. It's a toy that I think that, you know, no, babe, I love having sex with you.

It's amazing. I just think that I think you'd find it really hot too because I can have like multiple orgasms with it and I can use it when we're actually having sex. I can use it on my clitoris. You don't have to do as much work. And it takes away half the work. You know how sometimes you have to perform all sex on me for like 40 minutes,

until I can have an orgasm? I know you hate that. And I know that you hate going down on me. So this actually in like five minutes, and then we can have sex, or sometimes if you put your penis in me, I can leave it on my clitoris, and it'll feel really good.

And I don't know, I think you might like the vibrations as well. Might feel good for you. If it'd be over quicker, yeah sure, let's try it out. Yeah, you never go down on me anymore. And I think it's just like that, you guys say, this is really fun for us. And then there's also the penis drive. Have you used a cock ring with your partner?

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the cock ring. It just kind of flies all over and it's a little bit distracting. You even tried the Mio yet, though. No, I have not. You used the ones that are disposable. Yeah, or I used a double-sided one that kind of poked me. It was supposed to, one was supposed to sit on top, like one vibrator on top and one below.

And so it was hitting me in the pretty, pretty, pretty- A lot of a move around, yeah. And it was just like, I wasn't ready for that. It was like, oh, god. Well, the thing about the vibrating rings that are good, like the meow, is that you put on your penis, it's one size fits all. And then it has a vibrator on it.

So it feels good on him, but he can feel the vibrations as well. I'm telling you, menace, if you never had vibrations on your shaft of your penis or your balls, I've never had a guy say to me that feels bad. All right. I'm just saying, it's for couples. So I think you just got to, it's like ripping a bandaid off these conversations. You just have to, you know,

sit down and just be like, this is what I want to try because if you're sitting there on a sex life right now, that is feeling sort of stagnant and you want to take it to the next level, to put on your New Year's resolution list that I'm just going to have this conversation

because once the sex dies and you stop having sex, your roommates. How's that going for you? Yeah, I told you a couple podcasts ago that I have a friend that's married, that sleeps in separate rooms, and that's just how it is.

That's the, you know, you're just a roommate. That's all. Because people don't realize that sex takes work. Our sex life should constantly be expanding and growing. And, of course, you had great sex the first six months to two years of your relationship. But after that, it might, you know, just things like everything in life. If you were having, you know, spaghetti every night for dinner for two years, you'd be like, ah, I really don't want anymore, fucking noodles. So, so that's why it's something that you, you know, you want to

continue, and I'm not saying you got to have anal, you got to have a threesome, but it could just be, you know, having sex in your living room instead of your bedroom. Whatever it is that will make your sex life different and expansive and changing so you guys continue to connect because you do not want your sex life to fall by the wayside because once that happens and you're in best-separate bedrooms, it's really hard to get it back. That lost. Yeah. So that's what I'm all about here. All about that lost. OK, well, that's my script.

I hope that was helpful. If you have any more ideas or things you'd like us to roleplay here, I think we can't Madison, Iraq. Thank you so much. Yeah. She's been awesome. Menace, thank you for your everything, for being you. At the end of the day, the whole thing

that you just did was about communication and not being afraid to talk to each other. Exactly. You're not going to die. Communication is a lubrication, and you know what? If you're with someone that you feel like you can't talk to, this is going to be a problem in other areas of relationship. Oh, yeah. You want to be like that for the rest of your life? Exactly. Really? Like, this is the person you want to live with, you can't talk to them. So, I'm trying to help you here. Saving the world one orgasm at a time. Okay, thank you, Menace. You can find menace everywhere.

Yeah, menace and then your show. Oh, the Woody show. It's on, uh, Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles Monday through Friday. Uh, you can stream it on the I Heart Radio app or just search the Woody show. And it's a daily show. You can listen to pop culture. And he's on billboards too. Of you. Yeah, and'll really and Madison your Twitter

Yeah, the real Maddie shits kind of embarrassing that would be sure Yeah, exactly it was my gangster alter ego Okay, awesome and check out her great blogs on my website sex with Emily and Thanks everyone for listening was it good for you email me feedback. It's sex with Emily dot com Okay, everyone thanks for listening to the show and good for you, email me. Feedback at sexwithemily.com. OK, everyone. Thanks for listening to the show. And talk about awkward conversations. Have you ever been with a partner that maybe just

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