Sex With Emily - Live From the Improv: A Decade of Sex With Emily

Episode Date: January 6, 2016

This special podcast comes to you from the famous Hollywood Improv theater! It’s a podcast of the live celebration of 10 great years of the hottest sex (talk) with Emily. Emily kicks off the party w...ith a walk down memory lane and looks back at the journey that made Sex With Emily what it is today.  Emily brings her two co-hosts Menace and Anderson onstage (both of them together for the very first time!) Dr. Drew Pinsky joins Emily to take live sex and dating questions from the audience and discuss how sex has changed over the past decade, from porn to online dating, to fetishes that have really taken off.If you didn’t make it down to the Hollywood Improv to see Emily in action, tune in for your second chance at celebrating a decade full of the hottest sex (talk)! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi everyone! Thank you so much for coming. You guys saw some seriously. I'm overwhelmed. And I'm grateful. So thank you. I know. I tried to memorize that but I just knew I'd get overwhelmed. But there's a thing. But I know it. I know, because I tried to memorize that, I was like, fuck it, because I just knew I'd get overwhelmed.
Starting point is 00:00:25 But there's a thing. But I know it, like I know it. I'm like, I don't know, I know. But here's, I'm just going to tell you this, that I have to be honest, that the longest relationship I've actually ever had is with all of you. Truly. So thank you so much for coming and helping me celebrate 10 years of sex with Emily.
Starting point is 00:00:47 So, a lot of people want to know how I got started with this whole sex with Emily thing, and then like a lot of sex stories, it actually started in politics. So leave it or not. I actually moved to San Francisco after college in Michigan, and I worked in politics. Believe it or not, I actually moved to San Francisco after college in Michigan, and I worked in politics. And I worked on campaigns, I worked at City Hall, and I directed a documentary. Let's see how they run.
Starting point is 00:01:15 You can buy that in iTunes. And I realized after that, though, I shot 157 hours of footage. I directed, I produced, I edited it, and I was like, you know what? What I like most about all of this is I really, really like interviewing people. Everything else kind of sucked,
Starting point is 00:01:32 but I love the interview process. And I thought like, what can I do? You know, like that would just, like I could just do that part. Because I always been a really inquisitive person. Like when I was a kid, my mom loves surviving. I was kind of an annoying child. And she was like, Ellen, I was going to bed to be like,
Starting point is 00:01:52 please, just one more question. Because I was always asking questions. It was like non-stop all day long. She was like, please, just one more, go to bed. And then, after the documentary, I had some freelance jobs. I was producing TV and commercials, but really it was just paying the bills. And I was trying to figure out my next move.
Starting point is 00:02:12 And this was actually 2005, when podcasting was first starting. I mean, I didn't even know what it was. I mean, does anyone know what it is really still? I think like cereal was like a godsend for real and podcasting, like, oh, like cereal podcast? Totally got it. But like 10 years ago, whatever, I didn't know
Starting point is 00:02:29 but what I heard was that I could interview people without a camera, without editing, and without makeup. I was like, I'm so in. Like, I'm doing this. It sounds awesome. So I hired this sound by Eddie of Craigslist for like $'m doing this. It sounds awesome. So I hired this sound by Eddie off Craigslist for like $20 an hour and I picked the two topics he was like what are you doing? What? I picked the two topics that personally gave gave me the most
Starting point is 00:02:55 strife because when you're an artist you got to go with what you know what your thing is and that was sex and relationships. See, since I can remember, I've constantly been examining relationships. Like, what is the point? And what makes them last? How do they work? Is anybody really happy in relationships? Like really? Like who's happy? And does monogamy? Does it really work?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Oh, he's been curious. And then there's sex, you know, the co-pilot to relationships. And that was another thing. I thought, you know, what makes amazing sex? And when I was in France, we were like, oh, Emily, at the best sex of my life last night, I was like, what do you mean by that? I was like, what, no, we're soosy.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Like break it down, like the best sex of your life. And I go, I'm like, like, did you have like 168 orgasms? You know, you swinging from the rafters? Like was his penis double jointed? I mean, tell me, because like I don't understand. Because I was certain that I had not had the best sex in my life. I just knew it.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I was like, I mean, when you know, I'm like, I would know. But I don't know. For me, like, maybe like knowing myself, like maybe knowing myself, the sex is always greener. In other people's bedroom, I just, I don't know. Maybe mine was good, but I really didn't think so. I was like, break this down for me. So what I did was I had this guy come over and I interviewed people for six hours straight.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I was like, friends of mine, like varied relationships, like Mary Gay, straight, single, and I just sat there for six hours, back to back. This was the first section of the only thing. I was like, oh my God, and when it ended, like I wasn't thirsty, I wasn't tired, I wasn't hungry, I was like, this is amazing, this was epic, like, because I knew
Starting point is 00:04:41 that we all learned from each other and these stories that I heard were great, and I just, I loved it. I was like, other and these stories that I heard were great. And I just loved it. I was like, this is it. Like, I found my thing. Like, I'm going to do this, you know? And I felt like I had finally found the one, you know? Like for me, like, my life's purpose
Starting point is 00:04:58 was always trying to find my life's purpose. And the first book I read when I graduated from college was Do What You Love, The Money Will Follow. I know whenever I read when I graduated from college was, do what you love, the money will follow. I knew whenever I read that book, I wouldn't recommend it. Because I've been living by that creed ever since. I was like, you know, I've got to find what I love, because the money will have, and they'll be able to make good living.
Starting point is 00:05:23 You know, when I also thought like, I should do something that would change the world too, because that felt important. Now, like, change in the world and then I'm doing something that I loved. And I was certain that I'd always be working. Like that was like my thing because my mom, my mom, we'll get in there later. No, but she raised me and she was like, Emily, don't rely on anyone to take care of you. Like, you will be taking care of yourself. So like that book and like taking,
Starting point is 00:05:50 I was like, oh, well, then if I'm working, like I just should buy what I love. And then, you know, it'll all work out. So I posted my first podcast on, is this popping? Like, is it good? So I posted my first podcast on iTunes actually June 2005, which when it was just starting, like right then, that moment. And I remember sitting there like about to upload it.
Starting point is 00:06:12 And I was terrified. So I'm not saying to say I was afraid like everyone would listen and that no one would listen. But people liked it. They started emailing me. They were like, oh, this is cool. Like I like your show. And I felt like, wow, yeah, I'm doing this.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I love what I'm doing. I was so in. I was like, hashtag, like, sex talk. I get to talk about sex for my entire life all day long. I love this. I was so in. Oh, yeah. I was like, sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Fuck that up. I was like, hashtag dream job. That's how I'm gonna say. Okay, so six months later, this was the amazing thing. I got a call from the head of CBS Radio in San Francisco and they were starting Free FM, which is an FM talk station. I think it was already in LA at the time.
Starting point is 00:06:55 And he was like, I heard your podcast, it's great. Do you want to come do a live radio show in San Francisco like on Saturday nights and do your show podcast live. And I was like, yeah, sure. I mean, in my mind, I wasn't thinking, yeah, this is gonna lead to radio, because I was still doing odd jobs. I was like, working in production,
Starting point is 00:07:14 San Francisco, that means like, indie films or commercials or whatever you can do. And I was like, wow, radio, yeah, that sounds cool, sure. I mean, I never been in a radio station. And I learned really quickly that they don't teach you much in radio at all. I mean, he was like, just come into station.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And really, he was like, OK, here's your station. There's the cough button. And I have a good time. I was like, cough button. I don't get it. But like, Matt has to tell you who's here tonight. I still don't point get the cop button. But really, it means that if you press it,
Starting point is 00:07:50 like if you're going to coffee, press it, or if you sneeze, I guess, too. But that's all they told me. So I'm sitting there in this radio station, and I'm terrified. It's like 60 seconds counting down. And I love a son. This was me me like the
Starting point is 00:08:05 microphone and it's really no one's in the room. It's the other room in the glass just failing. Who is this check? And I had this flash. It was like literally 60 seconds counting down. I had this flash that my dad was a DJ and he had died 15 years earlier and my whole life. I mean he was truly a lawyer, but radio was his first passion. And I remembered that when we were kids,
Starting point is 00:08:33 like he just always would walk around the house, like interviewing us with a microphone, and then we'd all start, we'd be having like fake radio shows in the house. And I get, you know, because my whole life, again, he was a lawyer, like he was went to law school because he was like there's no money in radio like I can't do this but he loved it and that's why he kept interviewing us and he'd walk around like this his name is Joel he's like Joel Morris he was like this is jam and the
Starting point is 00:08:56 am and I need just literally all the tape recorder's interview and actually this is I have a little clip here of one of our finer interviews from the more. Hi, this is Jordan Morris and the Morris family. Michael Ebbel, Susan and Jordan. You said you had a daughter, Emily, I'm here. There's Emily. Hi. Glad to be here today.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Are you single? Yes, I'm afraid so. But I thought you used to make me guys like to kick me up tonight, I'm free. Well, I'm gonna interrupt. Well, I'm just gonna talk to picked me up tonight, I'm free. So I'm gonna interrupt. Well, I'm just gonna talk to you. Hello, my niece's family is all here.
Starting point is 00:09:28 You know, my pretty few second-hand mom was nine. I barely, I'm in the mask. Does it nice to? Michael's in the mask. Michael's a big, Michael's a little, okay. Michael's in the mask. Okay, that was just a little family squabble that doesn't happen to often.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Here's everybody million dollars. Oh. That was really my first radio show, apparently. But so I realized as I had this moment, because I literally had not thought about it until I ended up in a radio station, I didn't remember. I thought, wow, this is my calling.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I owe it to my late father to educate people about oral sex on the air. He would have wanted this. And radio was a blast. I mean, I loved doing my radio. It was like, oh my god. It really is. It was like, oh my god, I mean, it really is. Like, if you, it's so fucking fun.
Starting point is 00:10:29 And the thing is, like, now I had guests, and I had collars and all that stuff, and I really would just find people just for my day-to-day life that I found interesting. I mean, we're in San Francisco, it's not like Celeb. It was like, oh, you're interesting. So, like, one day my bikini waxer, Marilyn, was doing the whole, this is like a Brazilian's or a big deal.
Starting point is 00:10:47 And she was like, honey, and I've got my finger on every hot pussy in San Francisco. And she did, because like she was in Pacific Heights, which is like, you know, nice neighborhood San Francisco. And I'm like, yeah, she did. So I'm like sitting there, if you've got my legs rubbing in the air and rubbing the hair, I'm like, Marilyn, if you've got my legs right in the air and right in the air, I'm like, Marilyn, why do we have to do this?
Starting point is 00:11:08 Like, why do we have to rip all the hair? What's the point? She's like, honey, if you want to sell the house, you've got to mow the lawn. I don't know, maybe I heard the bushes coming back, but I don't know. I was okay. It was gems like that that they kept me going. I was like, and I learned from everybody I truly did.
Starting point is 00:11:35 And since the show was live, you know, I get something I never did before. I actually was taking collars. And then they started asking me for advice. Which was interesting because you're like, oh, you're the expert. I'm like, I'm not a ruler. Like, well, I've got some people like, well, what makes you sex expert? I was like, oh, I've got some hands on experience. And I've got a lot of therapy.
Starting point is 00:11:54 And the truth is people were like, technically, it was more, you know, but there were kind of a lot of things. If I didn't know, I didn't know. But if someone's like, I think my boyfriend's cheating on me. And like I found this receipt from this really romantic hotel. And he's using a lot of hair gel lately. And he never used that before. But yeah, yeah, he's sure he's probably cheating on you, you know, for sure.
Starting point is 00:12:16 But it was really fun. I mean, I just, I mean, I love doing it. And I did give advice. And I was happy to give advice. I'm always that person, now like helping people, you know, giving advice, doing things and then therapy again. Everyone, you should all therapy. It's fun. So, two years into the radio show, I got a call.
Starting point is 00:12:35 And they wanted to, some L.A. producer, San Francisco is very different. I know on Loveline, like Drew and Mike, they would see me like, you got San Francisco's another planet, but like it kind of is It was like oh wow you want to TV. Puzzle shut this TV pilot called chase the Emily I was like that's really cool. They're coming up for LA for five days and they're like doing a pilot
Starting point is 00:12:56 That's awesome. We got a little little flip this here. Just the Emily Just the alley. Woo! Okay. My name is Emily Morse, and I've taken my show Sex with Emily from a small town in the Midwest to the big city of San Francisco. Did you have a cup of them? Up against the wall and then go from the sofa! Oh my god!
Starting point is 00:13:17 My whole life, friends, have always asked me for advice. Now I have an audience of millions, and they're all looking to meet for answers. Nothing is taboo. Tell me what the sex is like. Amazing. If listeners want to know what it takes to be a stripper or the proper way to initiate a three-sum. I got girls here, I got guys.
Starting point is 00:13:35 I'm having so much fun tonight. I will find out and give them the straight answers. My life is my work and work is my life. And perhaps if I find the answers to your questions about sex and relationships, I'll find the answer to some questions of my own. There's no way to hold it in. No more hiding who I want to be. It's me.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I want to add it. Okay, so that was cool. That was cool. My mom TV show. I was really loved it. But that was not exactly. And at this time too, things were really looking up my personal life. I was doing a lot of things to advance my craft. I started getting invited to last sex parties.
Starting point is 00:14:25 That was fun. Had my first three-sum, like one or two-three-sums. I did naked yoga. I also went to one taste in San Francisco. Anyone know about this? It's about slow sex, and they actually rub your clitoris. There's guys that come out and they sound really. They rub your clitoris for three times a day for out and they sound really, they rub your clitoris for like three times a day
Starting point is 00:14:46 for 15 big rigabelle, 15 minutes a time. Like, and they separate your, like these guys were educated. They're like, there's eight quadrants of the critters. And they was, and it was, that feels good. They're like, oh, don't man, I'll do that. Like I was like, I'll say yes to anything. Like I'll try this.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Cause I was taking my crap very seriously. You know what, I really did want to be the expert. So in 2009, I also started going to sex school, graduate school for my degree. I thought, you know, I'm going to make this relationship with sex serious now. I'm going to just let it by this and get a degree. And my podcast was also doing really well at this time. Yeah, I got my degree, how about that. And my numbers were up.
Starting point is 00:15:25 And I was like quoting like in Cosmo, and like New York Times, and like wire, and things were really good. And most importantly, I was doing what I loved, right? And we know that that really matters. You have to do what you love. And I had no doubt in my mind at all that the money would just start rolling in, like raining
Starting point is 00:15:46 from the sky. So I quit everything else I was doing and I took out a loan and I started podcasting full time in like 2008, 2009, because that's a really good idea. Still, no one even knows today really where to podcast. But I did that. And because really I felt like I was so close. Like, my mom's like, you keep saying that, I was like, come on, it's close.
Starting point is 00:16:10 It'd be sex cells. Like, what could possibly go wrong? No, really. But soon after I found out that chasing Emily, it didn't get picked up, which I thought was bullshit. Because I'm like, who shoots a pilot and doesn't pick it up, which I thought was bullshit, because I'm like, what? Who shoots a pilot and doesn't pick it up and spends all that money?
Starting point is 00:16:28 Like there's been five days shooting like what a waste of money. It's such a stupid, stupid business, you know? I understand, but I realize that like, filled pilots don't really pay the bills and neither does a free podcast. And that's when my family started flying in from Michigan for interventions. They thought it would be a really good idea for me to move back home.
Starting point is 00:16:58 And honestly, I couldn't blame them. Things were not looking very good on paper. And I mean this quite literally, because I became obsessed with note-taking around this time. I every single thought that I had or other rather having conversations with people, I was writing it down furiously, and then I would plaster them all to my wall and my tiny apartments, I would see what you walked in and it was like, no, it's an everything that was gonna make everything
Starting point is 00:17:27 brilliant and work and funny, and my mom walked it, it looked like a scene of my beautiful mind. And she just looked at me and she was like, ah, and what's plan B? I was like, morning after pill? What? What?
Starting point is 00:17:50 She was like, you know, Starbucks has great health benefits. They really do. I was like, I'm not working at Starbucks. She said, but you love shoes. You could sell shoes at Nordstrom. Yeah. You guys ever have that? Your parents are like, oh, what? You're gonna do?
Starting point is 00:18:04 And so without money coming in, truly things began to unravel. I was still doing the show a week, like I literally in 10 years, I have never not done a podcast every week. I'm like, I don't do the podcast. There's so many things I haven't done, but I do that. But without money coming in, it was unraveling.
Starting point is 00:18:22 And I started doing things like, I was cleaning apartments, it's where to go, I don't even I started doing things like I was cleaning apartments It's where to go. I don't even clean my own, but I was cleaning apart. I didn't need for money I was driving friends to the airport before Uber. I was like just give me the 40 bucks You know to tip me like I'll drive you to the airport I started selling like everything I own I didn't have a time But like I was selling like my I thought people about my hangars in my like my suitcase. I saw my juicer I thought people about my hangars and my suitcase. I saw my juicer. Oh, I started modeling too.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I worked at 1-100 radiator. I was like, hi, is Emily 1-100 radiator my help you? I mean, I was doing everything to avoid working. That's me at the radiator company. No joke, no fucking joke. I was like, I'm not working Starbucks. I sold everything in Craigslist. The juicer's the piss me off the most, because it was like a really nice juicer. And I sold it. I was like, 50 bucks not working Starbucks. I sold everything in Craigslist.
Starting point is 00:19:05 The juicers that pissed me off the most because it was like a really nice juicer and I sold it over like 50 bucks, fine, I'll take it. But I may never sold my body in Craigslist. And I'm very proud of that. To this one. So, but then there was like a pivotal moment, okay? Really like, there was like this light bulb moment.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I was having lunch with a friend David in San Francisco and he was an investment baker. And he's one of my friends who was shaking his head of music. Emily, you've been talking about this like, having no money and this thing for so long. Let me ask you a question. What percentage of the time do you spend on the creative part of sex with Emily? And what percent of time do you spend on the business? And I'm like, oh, so easy. I'm like, 98% on creative and 2% on business. Which was actually a lie because I only probably spent,
Starting point is 00:20:03 I've spent one and a half percent like stressing out that I wasn't focusing on business. So, but this was the moment, like this was the moment when it all changed for me because I was like, yeah, like I'm not focusing on it, you know? And so then I started thinking I gotta just, fidget's out, I gotta meet people
Starting point is 00:20:21 and I went to my first sex toy trade show cause it's like a word to people who like sex, how you know? So I went to Las Vegas, I went to my first sex toy trade show. It's like a word, a people who likes sex and how. So I went to Las Vegas, I went to this trade show. It's called the International Laundry Show. A lot of sex toys that I'll laundry. And it was the first time that I actually stuck way too many vibrators to TSA, which I now do all the time, it's kind of fun.
Starting point is 00:20:41 And it was also the first time that I had like a semblance of idea of like how I could somehow like do what I love and make this business work. And I started to, like, okay, so the thing is, I realized. What I realized was that here I was asking all my listeners to face their fears and become an inhibited in the bedroom and like do all these things, but yet I was asking all my listeners to face their fears and make I'm going to hit it in the bedroom and like do all these things. But yet I was not facing my fears at all when it came to business.
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Starting point is 00:22:52 oh my God, where I've been my whole life. And it's not because you're not having sex, it's not because you're dissatisfied with your sex life. It's just like how I have a million vibrators or some of them have two, it's fine. You should have something as well that just feels a little different than sex, just as good as sex, and a little different than your hand.
Starting point is 00:23:07 And also, if you want to last longer in bed, the stamina training is awesome. So do me a favor, because I love you. And if you love me, go to sexesme.com, click on the flashlight banner, use code Emily, and you get a free bottle of the award-winning flush loop. Thanks, everyone, for listening. Okay, so remember chasing Emily, like my one pilot wonder thing?
Starting point is 00:23:27 Some producers, they'd seen it and they're like, oh, do you want to do like this other reality show? I'm like, okay, you know, at this time I was like, whatever. Like I didn't even believe that this anything happens or gets empty. I was like, fine. And it was called misadvised. It was about three-cycle dating experts. Do we practice what we preach? And this was called Misadvised. It was about three-stigled dating experts. Do we practice what we preach?
Starting point is 00:23:46 And this was on Bravo. It actually was over here. You're listening to Sex with Emily. My life purpose is to help people have better and more adventurous sex. Has the ever-performed oral sex on you before? Not now. Well, you need to have a talk with them back.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Love is infinite. We all have the ability to love many people. Yeah, I get attracted to people, and I want to have sex with them. My favorite call is a beauty call. I promise, it'll be the most fun you've ever had. Hey mom. How are you? How are you? I had a date last night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Yeah. He's bisexual. And he's bisexual. He sleeps with men and women now. Where are we going to? We're going out with people that we like there. He's Jewish. He's a Jewish.
Starting point is 00:24:43 He's a Jewish. He's a Jewish. He's a Jewish. He's a Jewish. He's a Jewish. He sleeps with men and now. Why are we talking? He's going out with somebody like that. He's Jewish. Right? So what? Mom, don't be so judgmental.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Okay, so that happened. That was fun. I don't know if I mentioned this, but I was dating the whole time, because again, I'm always trying to, you know, do research and girls gotta have a life. And I have boyfriends. I was casually dating, had a few open relationships,
Starting point is 00:25:14 and stuff like that. It was fun. But here's something fun that I learned. Every single guy that I dated was like, oh, no, I don't listen to your podcast. I don't even know what that is. I don't listen to podcasts.. I don't even know what that is. I don't listen to podcasts. Except for that they all did.
Starting point is 00:25:28 And I don't know what part they were listening to, because clearly they were not listening to the sex tip parts. They were just like, oh, so you had two dates at the museum this week on, really? And they were all doing their research on it. I'm like, you suck. Listen to the sex tip part.
Starting point is 00:25:42 They would be together. But let me just say this. It was not necessarily easy to date me because I was obsessed with my work. I'd be like, yeah, they'd be like, hey, Emily, you want to hang out? I'm like, totally, just bring your laptop over. We'll order a pizza, it'll be fun, you know?
Starting point is 00:25:57 Because that was really all I did was work. And I didn't realize these are like, I was going to become so defined by sex, because my first name became sex. It was like, oh, here's sex, sex. Oh, here's a girl with the sex sex family. And Google was not my friend at all. Because I'm dating this guy and he's like,
Starting point is 00:26:19 oh, we're going to meet the parents. Like, me and the parents, like, and Google, not good. And he's like, oh, me and your parents, and he's like, oh, by the way, my dad Googled you this morning, and it's anal sex month. And that's the first thing that came up on your website. And until this day, like, one of the top questions I get asked, like, are guys really intimidated to date you? And the thing is, I think, no, I'm not sitting there with a bolt horn, like to the loft, man,
Starting point is 00:26:49 like this is what you gotta do, you know? I mean, sometimes I take notes, like post-coital, like you sound like funny happened or interesting or fine, but no, I'm not like that. But you probably shouldn't date me if you're not cool that I have a Sibian sitting in my living room, like that might not work. I do. What? We didn't date me if you're not cool that I have a Sibian sitting in my living room. Like that, my network.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I do. What? We didn't name it yet. We're giving away the Sibian. We have a naming on us. I can't tell you the name yet. We haven't picked it. Oh, Sibian, thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh, okay, it's Sibian. Well, it's a mountainous sex story. If you might have seen it on Howard Stern. And you can ride it. Like a women ride cowgirl position, and it plugs into the wall. It's very, very powerful. There's two motors, and it has attachments,
Starting point is 00:27:32 and you can put attachments on it and ride it, and we're, why? I'm not getting on it tonight. Google it. But I do have a simian. I have a lot of other sex stories in my house too. It's a good time. So really, so back to misadvised, right?
Starting point is 00:27:51 I said that. I was cast as the experts and that turned out okay. I actually am so proud because I was one person that was not one. People have been a reality chosen to look at assholes. I didn't look at an asshole. And I was so grateful because the whole thing was called misadvised. Like, or misadvised like we missed advice So soon after that I actually decided to move to LA
Starting point is 00:28:13 Like protests were so long I'm like why don't you go to LA? Like I can do everything you can say I'm just go, but it just kind of made sense but soon after I got to LA I came love line and I was like the whole trail. I was like really like I can get in love line sometimes that's so fucking cool. I love love line. I always love line. I can't believe it. I'm so honored to be a part of it.
Starting point is 00:28:37 But I remember it was so funny because meeting with Dr. Drew's here in my cathode word, I think is here at everyone. We're all gonna get in stage it and talk and do fun stuff. But I remember like in 2007 I met Max Krasniew, worked at Westwood One, Max and Max. And he was like, and I was only two
Starting point is 00:28:55 years in, he was like, I'm like, chill out. He's like, do you know that love line was on the air for like 10 years before like when five days a week and like anything happened? Like 10 years? Like I can't wait 10 years for, like when five days a week and like anything happened, like 10 years? Like I can't wait 10 years for anything to happen, you know? But will I be alive in 10 years?
Starting point is 00:29:11 Like this really? But it, I worked out, I sat with it. So when I started this podcast 2005 in my living room, my goal was to learn more about sex and relationships and to help others because I felt like there was so much suffering on relationships and sex. In fact, I personally had a lot of suffering around relationships and sex. I made all those mistakes.
Starting point is 00:29:33 I stayed in mediocre relationships for too long. Had a lot of bad sex. It wasn't a great communicator. I attended four of my parents' wedding as far as 25 with the divorces. So that explains a lot of it, right? And so my vision really was to save the world one orgasm at a time. And I'm so glad I persevered because this was my passion and it still is.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And believe it or not, people always say to me like, really, like, don't you run out of things to say? What else did you think sex you'd be talking about forever? people always say to me, like, really, like, don't you run out of things to say? What else could you, like, sex you could talk about forever? But the truth is, is that every day, there is another woman who is not having an orgasm. And there's another guy who isn't quite certain what the clitoris is. If you don't know, is that button above the vaginal opening? Just like, look for the man in the canoe.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I'm so thankful, though, to be the person who came to learn more because there's still so much off to learn. And I look forward to the next 10 years. And I just want to thank you all for supporting the show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Thank you. I love my team, by the way. This only took 10 years. I have the most awesome staff. So thank you, Madison, Lissa, live podcast which I've never done. In fact it's so funny because I, you know, my mind, I'm like do people listen like I see numbers but you never really see anyone. I love you, thank you for listening. So I'm just going to do what I do best, what I know. So we'll just start this. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what broken, he thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh my! The women know about shrinkage.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Isn't it common, all right? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. I'm so drunk. Being bad feels pretty good.
Starting point is 00:31:57 You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. I'm going to bring up Menace right now. Menace? So I got thrown in to the Tilted Jouk CBS radio and Menace is working the board and I don't think we really talked that much at the beginning, but Menace was like a young kid. He was sleeping at the radio station, actually, and I remember, what do you remember? I don't know. It was fun, but you didn't talk on the show, but you're just fucking pulling your hair out, because this was the same time
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Starting point is 00:33:20 Making money? Oh, good. I'm going to get to the point. Sorry. God. Hi. Go. So I was making a lot of money money and I wasn't saving any of it. I get fired. I end up living in my car.
Starting point is 00:33:31 And I go to CBS radio and I say, is there anything that is there anything I can do? And then the program doctor says, yeah, there's this girl. She has a sex show and it's going to be on the weekends. She's going to need some help. She doesn't have much radio background, which she was lying because she had zero radio background. And I said, yeah, sure, you know what? I'll take whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:57 And then so it's the first night and then she just gets on the air. She's drinking wine. I'm like, what? My guess. I always got my line lubricated. Your guess, you were drinking and half the bottle the whole time. I was on a drink.
Starting point is 00:34:09 But I'm like, OK, I've never been around this type of environment, but we'll work with it. And then next thing I know, she's dropping blowjob and handjob and I go, what the hell? Because that's where the shock and furious is. It's like, great, I'm already going to get fired. And I'm like, leave my car. And I'm like, great, I'm already gonna get fired. And I'm like, leaving my car and I'm like, oh, it's all over for me.
Starting point is 00:34:28 And so I get to know her some more and find out again. Yeah, she has no radio background. And then, and this is like, right, this is like, you know, right after Jan Jackson's Super Bowl. So the FCC is like, honestly, crazy. And so every time she said something bad, we hit the dump button, right? But she could see me hitting the button.
Starting point is 00:34:50 So I go and I hit the button, and on the air she goes, why'd you do that? I go, who is this woman? I'm dying here. The older the program director, I'm like, are you sure? Is this like the right thing to do? This is very risky.
Starting point is 00:35:08 But then eventually she got it, and the show just got better and better. And we had such great times together in Texas. Let's go. And yeah, and then we did that for a couple of years together. And I'm just going off these questions here, because I think I What was the question? I don't know how I plan this,
Starting point is 00:35:26 this is the least planned show I've ever done. Oh, don't worry about it. The other question is, who's my favorite guest on the show? And I would have to say, my favorite guest is Emily. I love when the show flips it around on Emily. No, okay, you're officially the most annoying person
Starting point is 00:35:40 in the room. But, those are my, no, my favorite part is like- What is mean, I'm not the mean one. No, no, I'm the, I tell the- It's mean to not. On a street. No, I love it when it like flips around on Emily.
Starting point is 00:35:57 And we get to know like what's really going on with Emily when she's like being honest and say, oh, you know, you know, I just met this guy and this is how the situation happened or she tells me like some weird sex party she went to and she's like painted in solid being honest and say, oh, you know, I just met this guy and this is how the situation happened. Or she tells me like some weird sex party she went to and she's painted in solid gold. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Like crazy stuff that I never even heard before. And then I mean, I find that the most interesting. But I also like when we have guests where it's just like just normal day to day people and we have like a group discussion together I think yeah people like that it's funny because we do this survey and I was like what do you like? What do you like? I was like I just like the banter. I'm like Just a banter and she What about yeah, she would only talk about stuff
Starting point is 00:36:41 She's like are we even talking about sex right Like, why are we talking about the Kardashians? Because I got like, what? No, we will get mad because you've talked about the current. I didn't have a team. Sorry, is that, okay. I didn't, I still, okay, I now I have a TV, but I never had a TV ever for 20 years. And when I did the braver show, they were like,
Starting point is 00:36:59 you have to watch, you can't be on our network and not have seen a show. And they bought me a TV. Menace came over and stopped. Yeah, I installed the cable. I know, TV's been using it like Kardashians. I'm like, no one fucking cares about the Kardashians. And then people were like, one person email is like,
Starting point is 00:37:14 you guys talk too much. Then I stop, we shouldn't talk so much. You can't read less than that. Oh, no, I don't care. I delete all the emails. But another thing was what makes you your eyes roll? Like, everything. Like, I think because, like, 90% of the questions that we get are pretty much just, uh, how
Starting point is 00:37:36 to talk to your partner. Just, and I think it's just, just talk to your partner. What's a big deal, you know? Like, what the hell? Just tell him that you have been in orgas orgasm 20 years. Why is it us? Yeah, like why? You should probably know that. You share that freely with us, but the person that you're sleeping with, it's very, very hard.
Starting point is 00:37:52 But I understand how that's like. Communication is lubrication. Yeah, that's true. Like people we do. A lot of our questions are to you. It's like, how do I say this? How do I say this? And like, it's like a rip and a bandaid off. But that's how you're gonna put her sex? Yeah, so that's pretty much what makes my eyes more. We need to get better though, maybe.
Starting point is 00:38:08 That's good. I thought you were gonna say something else. No, no, no, no. Like me, even. No, but I love, I got to move to Los Angeles. And now we get to be together. I'm so happy to be together. Because I left him and I was like,
Starting point is 00:38:17 what the hell am I gonna do? So I met him and we tried the, because I was here a year before you, we tried to like patch it in together. Yeah, it was so ghetto. So what we did was, Emily moved to Los Angeles a year before you, which I had like patched it in together. Yeah, it was so ghetto. So what we did was, Emily moved to Los Angeles a year before me, like she just said.
Starting point is 00:38:29 And what we would do is we would call each other on our iPhones and we're earbuds and talk to each other and then we would hit record at the same time. And then she would send me the audio file and then I'll match above like we're in the same room. But Emily didn't know how to work the F and recorder like 90% of the time.
Starting point is 00:38:49 So we would like, we would record like two hours of show and then she would send me the file and I go, Emily, this file's like two seconds long. What the hell is wrong? I'm never, I never want to operate any of the equipment at my app right. It's still the call button. I like sneezing.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Yeah, the call button I've been in radio 18 years, I've never used it once. I don't even know what it's for either. It's still the cop button. I like sneakers. Yeah, the cop button. I've been in radio 18 years. I've never used it once. I don't even know what it's for either. So don't worry about that. Pick off. Yeah. But a guy that would probably know that is Anderson. Anderson.
Starting point is 00:39:13 So yeah, I moved to LA. I started with the show. And then I met Anderson because this is not always a big. He also did the show. Yeah, I do a morning show. The morning show. I'm part of a morning show. It's called the Woody Show.
Starting point is 00:39:24 And Anderson, I met on Loveline. And Anderson was like, I'll. The one show. The one show. The one show. The one show. And Anderson, I met him online. And Anderson was like, I'll start doing your show. Yeah, I do. You guys have never really met him. I recall that you've re-entwined to it. I don't remember how it happened. So this is meh, and some. No, I've met Anderson.
Starting point is 00:39:39 I think I'm right about you. This is the dude, huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? He doesn't get it. Like Anderson gets to a jealous. Oh, he does? He's always talking about this other dude. We yeah. Really, he doesn't get it. Like Anderson gets $1. Oh he does? She's always talking about this other dude.
Starting point is 00:39:48 We're trying to do a show and she's like, hey, that's like that one time with menis. Who the fuck is menis? I love the menis already. No, I share with everybody. Don't worry about it. So I love tonight. This is great.
Starting point is 00:39:59 It's fantastic for a bunch of sexual deviance in the improv. The world famous Hollywood improv is awesome And I know we have some questions stuff, but I got I got caught up I got caught up with you with your monologue, which you killed it by the fantastic There's this one part that I got hung up on though when when you're telling me upstairs And I didn't have a chance to ask and then you send it again on stage something about people touching your Nether oh my god and then you send it again on stage. Something about people touching your netherals. Oh my God, I was there. Cheers.
Starting point is 00:40:27 And that's going on. I was going over the moon. You weren't there. That was there. You go, Jack. I was there. No, I wasn't in the room when it happened. The guy who, OK, it's called.
Starting point is 00:40:34 What first taste? OK, it's called one taste. One taste. And it's a difference to go. This woman Nicole Daydon started it. It's slow sex as the whole movement. And the whole thing is that there's a bunch of people living in a house
Starting point is 00:40:46 that call themselves orgasmic monks. It's very noble. Yeah. And they live in this house together, men and women. And you get paired up, like the women get paired up with one guy a month or something, and they all live together. But they like ring a bell three times a day.
Starting point is 00:41:00 And then the guy just like, misogies are in a very particular way. So some dude, misogies, you're, mm-hmm. And I met this guy. You met him on the show. And I had him on the show. I was like, this was awesome. Do you want to come on the show and talk about misogies, Mike Litteris?
Starting point is 00:41:15 Yeah, and this guy gets on the show and he's like, what was the guy like? Total creeper. So I'm like, no, big stuff. He gets on. Is there any pain to do this? He's giving pain to touch you. No, they don't get pain.
Starting point is 00:41:25 No, no, no, it's all volunteer. It's like it's from their heart. They're giving back, you don't think? Fucking God, there's some guys out there who are like, I understand, I want to understand feel my pleasure. I love you guys. What's his day job? What's his day job?
Starting point is 00:41:38 I don't fucking care. What are you trying? It's really good. What are you trying to sell us? I'm here. I just want to help people. What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?
Starting point is 00:41:48 What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?
Starting point is 00:41:56 What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?
Starting point is 00:42:04 What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? Is he still doing this? Is he like a massage and someone's like right now? He's like a friend of his book and he's like, hey, he's smiling face. Is he here? Tung! I don't think he's here. He's like, I miss you and you're a little man in the canoe. Um, no. Alright, Anderson, so you've been doing the show with her for quite a while. But I got one more question, one more question.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Alright, you're Jewish, Russian, Landlord. Did you make it tonight? Okay. Because I really want to make that fucker. Is he here? No! No way. I told them I was gonna mention to you they go, please don't, please don't, please don't think I'd hurt you.
Starting point is 00:42:36 So I thought that they didn't know what I, so I live in behind. Is he here really? Is that him? Some of them are here, yes. Do you want to pop? So they're finally gonna get it? So they're finally going to get it. Like, your landlord's finally going to get it. Won't be scared when they walk in your house anymore.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I have some instances where I was like, do they know what I do? Do they know what I do? I don't know. Yes, the garage is filled with sex toys. And I'm nervous. Like, they kicked me out of the gun. Weird.
Starting point is 00:43:02 And then the other day I came home And there's my way and she's like hey, oh, so this guy I'm dating because I'm there you can wait and she's like so Emily She's like if we never really talked about what I do I mean we a little bit. I'm talking to you like So like what's it deal like you're dating someone does he meet your standards? Is it weird for guys to date? Because like, how do you, like, I think it'd be really hard. I'm like, I said, you know what you guys know. And she's like, oh, we saw your show.
Starting point is 00:43:33 It's happening at the improv. I was like, how do you know? How do you know? They follow you on Facebook. I guess so. And I'm so happy. They don't get down. I'm like, yes, come to the show.
Starting point is 00:43:42 So, hello. She show. So hello. She's got many stories. And most of you probably heard about it. I've got to tell my show a lot. They walk like, where was she down? I'm sorry. I was like, what's all this? It's a fixed sex story.
Starting point is 00:43:53 It's everywhere. What are you doing? He never said that, but I tried to hide them all once, and he came to hide them, but they're all in my apartment. And he wanted to fix something in the kitchen, so I put them all by the window in the bedroom. Oh, that reminds me. They went to open the window and they're all like,
Starting point is 00:44:08 you could walk over it. I was like, oh my god, they're aiming. I mean, I'm weird. What about your cleaning lady? She here. I didn't add by her. No. But she's found a lot of stuff doing my house.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Yeah. M was banging in her back room bedroom, while her cleaning lady was cleaning her kitchen. And it happened to have a rack for dishes, but M had put her sex toys that she had recently cleaned on the rack. And while she was banging and it had heard her, my cleaning lady is out there
Starting point is 00:44:39 dealing with my dirty toys. She didn't have touch, though. She's living the life. She really is. It's a good time. Did she quit? Did you want to inspire her? Because she's the only one you guys have someone else have. Oh, are there secrets coming out now? Is this costume people jobs? I don't want that. She's not that good of a cleaner. Now, Anderson, you've been around Emily for a while now. Is there any like quirks that you picked up on? Yeah, I see Emily, like when we worked together,
Starting point is 00:45:08 I see about 40% of the time, the other 60% her heads and her purse. Barry, what are you looking for in your purse, but what's in there? My whole life is in my purse. Like, she's a digger. She digs. Like I'm always digging.
Starting point is 00:45:22 But the thing is I dig on the ground, so I put it on the ground. And then she squats down. It looks like a natural geographic picture. She's bigger. She digs. Like I'm always digging. But the thing is I dig on the ground, so I put it on the ground. And then she squats down. It looks like a natural geographic picture. And she's digging for something God knows what, I don't know if it's the answers. But then she always gets it together right before we push the music for the song. And I got to tell you, I do a lot of stuff during the week.
Starting point is 00:45:40 And my favorite 45 minutes to 1 hour and 15 is usually with you. I love it. It's always a lot of fun. And it goes by so quick. It goes by so quick. That's so quick. I know that Anderson isn't really like that many people. I hate it. Pretty much everybody.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Yeah. But it's good. I mean, you like me really now. I'm so afraid one day he's going to not like me. You know what? Mike Kathwood brought up a great point a few months ago. She has all the qualities that you would hate most people. But somehow, she's awesome.
Starting point is 00:46:06 I don't know what it is, but there's something about her that she pulls it off. You don't want to mean that? I like her. Like, if you see her on paper, like fuck her. No, I don't want to have anything to do with that woman. But then you meet her and she's like, oh my God, I love her. You know, I heard you said that in the air
Starting point is 00:46:19 because I left one night and there was a guest, and they guess he said that she's just, she is like the most annoying annoyed like there's all these and no way what they're used necessarily okay whatever it was yeah I don't know what it is but the quirks I had no idea what you're talking about yeah I don't know but but yeah mine would be it's just too much talking just they're trying to know but Jesus age cries because Christ, because it's like, it's 5,000 miles per second. I like to say.
Starting point is 00:46:47 When you talk. And then remember when you had that boyfriend that had a rule where you couldn't talk after 8 o'clock? Yes, I do. What was that? And I agree with him. He was like, can we just, like, not talk after 8 o'clock in the night, like, before 8 a.m.
Starting point is 00:47:03 in the morning, I was like, oh, there's no fucking way. I get going. How long did that last word after you said that? A few months, not a few months. No, not a lot of times. Because you have to talk. Constantly.
Starting point is 00:47:15 What would we do when it was Jimmy? It's exhausting at times. Oh, just because I get up so early in the night. I get up. Hey, M. Can we talk to probably the most sound minded person in your life? Yeah. Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, you're welcome.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
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Starting point is 00:47:42 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Sort of this one. I'm not the tech person. You live So Anna's explain where that came from you live, I don't I don't agree with you live I think it's degrading the women and I Rather than I talk about it. Thanks. All right done comes from love line But it came from- Boogie Knights. Boogie Knights.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Emily, great job. This has been very entertaining. Thank you, was it good? I told you it's been good for me, yes. It's been good for me. Was it good for you? Yes, good for me. Susan, good for you?
Starting point is 00:48:15 Good for her. Great day. But I learned a lot more even tonight. I thought I'd do you well, yeah. What's going on? Monks, like rubbing your clit. Yeah, the- You're having her that.
Starting point is 00:48:24 No, I did not have it there, but do you be a prime candidate for a cult? You'd be awesome. In fact, just the fact that you're spending a lot of time in your garage and accumulating materials, 877 threat to you guys in the landlord. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. The whole garage is next to me. I'm just a little scared.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I'm my sex toy hearter, don't worry. It's okay. I stopped hoarding pictures. You've been very gracious with providing us with those instruments. I know, see? I always show up with gifts. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:48:49 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, What's your dream? And now we're getting to the Apex M. Or what? Apex M. Are you selling different products? Right. Oh, intensity, bipolar, I've become obsessed with pelvic floor health. This is not the most important thing. Oh, not the floor, please. Yes, can I go exercise? She has brought me into it.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Can I go exercise? So I'm an iPhone app called Can I go count? Who does Can I go count? Woo! Woo! Prove it. Because if you don't do your can go exercise, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:49:44 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Um, yeah, we were for them. It does get a great shit away. It's true. Yeah, we do give some good stuff away. So, are you happy with this? I don't know yet. Since Manus likes turning it around on Emily. No, yeah, I am happy with this. I was wearing a mirror mist. You saw on me. I was like, you're not comfortable to me now. And you just, that like you've come from me.
Starting point is 00:50:00 That in a mean way. You walked up to the green. And you were just like, you're like, Drew, I'm so nervous, you're like, give me fine. It's a very forgiving room. What's that mean? What's that mean? Are they really forgiving? So my fuck up, those still laugh.
Starting point is 00:50:12 I swear to hug. I swear to hug. I swear to hug. Like those stood up here with me for two hours, and they loved it. That's how forgiving it was. My car was like funny. Hi, Clara.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Thanks for taking pictures and being awesome. But listen, are you happy now? Is this a place in your life when you're really, really happy? Yes. It's so elusive. No, you're happy. Yes, I'm happy. I actually am really happy. It seems like you've been getting happier as time goes on.
Starting point is 00:50:33 As long as I've known, you've been more and more satisfied. I am. Thank you. Yes. Thank you for noticing. I'm happy. No, I know. No, because I think I am. I'm a lot more content. I feel like I am much more comfortable with my place in the world than who I am. And I can take my rent. Are your parents fine? Are your mom finally cool with it?
Starting point is 00:50:50 She's on the show not so long ago. She's fine. No more than that. We've got no more plan B. I mean, that just stopped like last year. Maybe a year and a half ago, she was like, what is your plan B? But she'd literally stopped. And she's happy.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah, my mom's happy. She really just, yeah. She's like, she's cool. I thought I was about to call She really just yeah, no, she's like she's cool I'm not calling her crying and freaking out. Have you ever introduced sex toys to your mom? Yes When she was on my show, which right I was yeah All her friends listened to it and there she was sitting there like she my stepdad were on the show He would a couple ever they're so okay. They're so happy. I mean she's just my mom's so chill too
Starting point is 00:51:27 She just doesn't get like where all this comes a man like I can't even blame my mom What toy did you give her no, but she heard me die with a Sibian her eyes were like what are you talking about because it was the ad We're reading and then like the kegels. She's like what are you doing? But no kegels alone really no They were there. They're yeah. No, they're happy. They loved it. They're just like, think I just don't call me crying and panic that you can't pay your rent.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Because my family wasn't like, we're going to bail you out. They were like, work at Starbucks. And she's just happy that she doesn't have to have those calls anymore. And LA has been awesome. And I love working on love line. I keep putting it to insecure at first. And like, you're like, Dr. Drew and you're on love line.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Like, what if I suck at anything stupid? You don't suck. I know what says I worry. You're really? You're like Dr. Drew and you're a lover and like what are my suck and things stupid? You don't suck. I know what says I worry. You're so surprising. You trained your well at radio, my god. No, no, no way because it was I was so surprised because I don't think anymore. I want to say you what you can't appreciate is what menace was under when you first arrived on radio Radio went through an overnight a people that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple that nipple sexual nature, nothing about anything about anatomy, nothing to find. You have to be more Catholic than the Pope. We were literally talking to the Pope, can't say it, you can't say it. And the Nipple wasn't even that good. Janet Jackson's Nipple was not worth all the grief. And it really always kicked off the ratings.
Starting point is 00:52:53 It turned, turned left, radio, like, real life. Right. And then here we have to do a sex show. Well, we were doing the same thing, and it was, it was daunting. So, because that's been so amazing of being in love line that you guys are like, like, Catholic, we're like, oh, and then she came on her, I'm like, you could come on the face. And we couldn't say that anything happened on something else. It loosened up a little bit over the years and Anderson maybe dropping half of that stuff
Starting point is 00:53:13 anyway, who knows. I just don't ask for about it, all right? But I'm so glad you're happy. I'm so glad you had this and I'm so glad that it's why people here are supporting you. I know. I am not surprised that people like, the podcasting is really, it's really different than it.
Starting point is 00:53:28 It's really just kind of hanging out with someone. And that people like to hang out with you. I understand that, and I get, I like to hang out with you. These people like to hang out with you. That's why I knew this room would be fine for you. It would all go well. Right?
Starting point is 00:53:41 Right, though, this is going well. I feel good. I've been a ball game the night. Yeah. How many? We have Q&As. We're going to answer your question, too. No, this is going well. I feel good. I haven't like I've been balled in the night. Yeah, how many are we have Q days we're gonna answer your questions to yeah, I question for the audience real quick like how many of you have thought of Emily while having sex at one time or another because of the advice that she's giving you yeah, I run out of lies be honest oh I see some family Ross house Ross little poppin
Starting point is 00:54:04 Emily poppin'. He raised his hand. I was checking. But can I say something about Emily on Love Live? It was crazy because we didn't see each other for a really long time and I was still living in San Francisco and I drove down to LA and I got to sit in during Love Live. And I would sit in and I would hear her on the show and I was like, damn, she's really good. What are you going on here?
Starting point is 00:54:29 I was so surprised because- She's never told me that about anything you might have heard of. Because everyone kisses your ass and I'm not going to be one of those people. Nobody kisses my ass, but okay, what happened? But it was so good and I was so impressed. And when I see you on TV, you nail it all the time.
Starting point is 00:54:44 And it's so good because when I first worked with you, it's like it just all over the place. Just scatterbrained. I don't know what is this. But you're doing great here in Los Angeles, and I'm so proud of you. Thank you. I love you all.
Starting point is 00:55:00 You're so awesome. Thank you. So your audience have questions? Is that what you're going to do? I thought this might be a good type Do you have any questions? Is that what you're going to do? I thought this might be a good type. Anyone has any questions? Sacks? Related questions for me?
Starting point is 00:55:09 Question for us? Anything? Don't be afraid. If not, we've got other things we can do. Don't get them wrong. Yeah, Emily can't talk. Yeah. Ah, ah.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Anybody? Seriously? This is the time. That's why. Oh, yeah. Let's make a comment. Yes. Lily's an old friend of mine.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Mm. Thanks, Emily. That has bad, one month ago. Yes. Lily's an old friend of mine. How many people over the years have said what you're doing is going to be a good idea. You need to do it differently and you just have pushed back so hard. You saw me there cleaning the houses and doing the things. It was different from Zephyr. Yeah, and I think that I've always learned that from you. Like if people say it's not a good idea and you feel like it is, I'm just gonna screw it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:47 I remember when we were doing, we left free FM and went to another radio station called Alice, 973. It's a terrible name. So like a soccer mom type station. Oh boy. And they're like, yeah, we really want the show, but can you, can you just change the name? We can't sell this show because it has the word sex in it. And then Emily said, she put her foot down.
Starting point is 00:56:13 She's like, I'm not changing the name. I'm not changing the name. And they were like, we're going to make you some money, if we can just change that name. And she said, no. And they still ended up putting the show on. I still get that, though, yeah, it's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah, even like my age is like, I love it. Sex is on me. It's really so good, but I'm so sorry. We gotta change the name. I'm like, can people road questions? Yeah, I can't change the name. People road questions, I get it. Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Anonymous. Okay, I love it. Says Dr. Drew right there. No. No. How many times do you need to have sex to develop feelings? Ooh. One of your girls, right? That person.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Well, how many times with the same person? Oh, right. The same person. When that goes at that, both of you and your quips there, pull out something, you know, sort of pull a curtain back on a truth, right, which is the biology of sexuality creates bonding, you know, the ex-oxytocin release, and there's this sort of bonding experience. And under the influence of testosterone, the oxytocin doesn't work,
Starting point is 00:57:24 and it's enhanced at the influence of estrogen, so oxytocin doesn't work. And it's enhanced at the influence of estrogen. So women get that experience more vividly. Though men will also get obsessed. And particularly these days, we've been seeing those weird obsessions that men get when they start developing a relationship with somebody. Right, right, exactly. They're talking about this about,
Starting point is 00:57:41 but this is weird times in the moment that people, you felt that men were not getting obsessed before or you think they're just getting more worthy. It's getting quieter. Yeah, it's getting worse. Can you explain this video? Because that's how many times that's like before you got feelings, it can be one time for anybody. But it can be 100 times and not get feelings, right? And it's the biology of males, a female
Starting point is 00:58:00 skewed little towards women more likely to have feelings even when they don't want to. He wants not to break out. So we've recently noticed that with all the advent of pornography, young males are particularly spending a lot of time with that and developing porn addictions even. And they're not having relationships. When you ask them what's going on, they kind of go, yeah, girls, they're kind of tough, you know, they're kind of difficult, but they get the porn, they're fine. And then they have a relationship when they're like 21 or 22. And of course, relationships come and go at that age. When it doesn't work out, the girl goes, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:58:30 I'm not into this. We can be friends. He puts money down. That's obsessed. Because he's decided this is the girl. So we'll be friends. They call us 18 months later and go, look, hey, she said be friends. And I've been a friend 18 months.
Starting point is 00:58:44 And now it's time. Now it's time. Let's go. Let's go. What do we need to do? I passed that level. It's time to go to the next level, like a video game almost. Yeah, how many times have gotten that call in the last three months?
Starting point is 00:58:55 It's getting kind of creepy. It's getting weird. Yeah, almost daily now. Your Jolindsies are call screeners. You're going over and over again. Yeah. But it really came recently, didn't it? Like last four months or so, it just became,
Starting point is 00:59:09 woo, here it is. Can we just talk? OK, this is something that we do. I'll give it a minute. But I did want to talk about how sex and relationships has changed, like since, like, what you've been doing like for 30 years. I've been doing mine for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:59:24 And it's really interesting to think about. 10 years ago, I had a MySpace page. That was it, and a website. And there was flip phones, so there wasn't all the texting stuff. Like, if a guy texted me on some flip phone with a T9, or whatever it was, he'd be like, I wouldn't go out with a guy texting me at all.
Starting point is 00:59:41 You needed to pick up the phone and call. There was no texting. I make a like, I guess I filmed sext. I think it was better than that. And so things like that, like just how it's changed. Like there's a lot of porn. Yeah. People were not watching porn. Well, with social media, everyone's having relationships
Starting point is 00:59:56 before they even hang out with each other. Yeah. Like you know everything about that person before you even have a date with them. Yeah, that's why my rule is if you're dating somebody, like, how about they even call it a love line around the show? They're like, I'm really, like, we don't even look like, I'm really in love with this guy.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Like, things are going well, like, I'm communicating. Like, I just feel like he's awesome and, like, I'm a 10 minute, but we haven't met yet. Yeah, yeah. You haven't met? It's been three months, but like, we know each other. We're so connected. We're so close.
Starting point is 01:00:24 I mean, don't let this go on. If you're, who's dates online? Anybody? Come on. Liar. You're all on Tinder. No, these are all sex with them. We listen to ours.
Starting point is 01:00:33 They're all on Tinder. They're all on Tinder. I'm on Tinder. I'm on Tinder today. I did it live at the station. She doesn't let me talk to the Tinder guys on our Tinder. Well, I don't know. You don't really ship now, but it's like,
Starting point is 01:00:47 I don't want to bust her out. This was a long time ago. And I would mess with the guys, and she got ready to have said. I was like, this guy's a total creep. You don't even want to talk to him anyways. I did. I don't remember this. I feel bad.
Starting point is 01:00:59 But the thing is that the four-time-a-day Clitorus guy doesn't. None. Nothing weird. Nothing. The Clitorus guy. Yeah. None. Nothing weird. Nothing. The clitoris guy. Oh. It was like, these are, this is the, what, let me know.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I learned on the job. Shame. I learned on the job. Shame. Shame. Shame. No, the way that she described the compound where she did this is a tram cow. It's very good. Better group.
Starting point is 01:01:25 It was like dark rooms and stuff like that. It was so weird. Yeah, it was like nice, fluffy pillows and daylight they put pillows under your back. And they used a special cream where they massage your clothes. We had a pat down the guy before he came into the radio station. Right. You had good instincts.
Starting point is 01:01:39 What's the other question there? Um, okay. For those who travel or in my case get deployed, question there. OK. For those who travel or in my case get deployed, what are some rock solid long distance relationship tips? Your favorite Taylor Jamal. Is Jamal here? You must be.
Starting point is 01:01:56 You're welcome to question. Jamal. No way. Wait, Jamal. Jamal, you beat me. I love you. I know you were here. You've been writing for me for like... Oh, Jamal.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Dude, Jamal. Come here, Jamal. I can't believe you're here. You are like my longest slime time list. And yeah, I love him. I love him. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 01:02:36 Woo! Woo! Hello, everybody. Hello. Woo! Woo! Did I dress the part? Oh, man. You're part? Oh man.
Starting point is 01:02:46 You're looking fresh man. Can I sit down? All right then. Fine. Is this the guy that wanted to buy you a car? I wish. Not that guy. You didn't want to buy your car.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Who was that? I mean, am your heart, but I mean that's not Jamal like it's this is the other thing if I did that thank you. I don't get to meet my listeners very much at all So if you're all gonna party after two there's drinks just so you know, I'm not playing anywhere, but Jamal Hi, how you doing? Okay, so what's going on? You gotta tell him how long you been writing the show I started listening to to you. I think you actually you were the show. How long have you been listening to you? I think you were the second podcast I ever listened to in 06.
Starting point is 01:03:30 What was the first? What was the first? What was the first? It doesn't matter. It is anymore. It's the first. It's the first show ever. It doesn't compare to sex with Emily.
Starting point is 01:03:42 It doesn't matter. It was crazy because when podcasting first started coming on to I, when I went on to iTunes, Emily was like featured because it wasn't really any podcast out there. So when you would go to iTunes, you would see Emily's face and I think that's why CBS picked you up right away. I think it was like, yeah maybe, sex too. Yeah. Who was it? How did you hear about it? It just like fun. I know that you did. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Sex too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Who was it? How did you hear about it? It's like Google sex, but yeah. Do you remember any of the emails that you would send to the show? You said so many. If you want to share. I love your hair. One of the ones I'd sent was when I was in Baghdad from 2009 to 2010.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I was keeping current with the show in Baghdad. It was weird, though. I was out there. I was in Camp Victory and no shit, at least four or five days out of the week. You'd hear mortars falling. And it became normal. And every now and then I was like, ah, couldn't sleep.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Did the new podcast come out? Yes! And, you know, they tried to give us internet, and they tried to make things possible, but it was crazy slow. It took the better part of a day to download the podcast. It was ridiculous, but I mean, I was on watch for 12 hours a day sometimes,
Starting point is 01:05:00 so what am I going to do? So I started going to watch, I'd come back, hopefully it'd be done. I'd come back, hopefully, be done. I'd listen, and then nothing except for old podcasts, or really listen to the new one. So I got a whole lot of things caught up. It did help them. It did help a whole lot.
Starting point is 01:05:18 One thing that I tried to get a lot of my friends who were about my age at time, was a lot younger and 33 now. Guys get told, you know, what to do, they don't ever really get told to gauge feedback and gauge reaction. I never got that until I was listening to the second memory. And that's in the relationship because. Oh! Oh! Oh! And that's in the relationship, because your friends are like, oh, just do this, she'll like it. Everyone is so right.
Starting point is 01:05:52 She'll do it. And it should be, try this, see what happens. Not do this, because she'll like it, because you're hearing that from somebody who's your age, who's about as clueless as you are. So, and in the sex sex too it's like do this it'll feel good to you and and Emily and and Minnes it was like try this gaits the reaction and how's it going for you? Been good? Yeah. But not the normal.
Starting point is 01:06:26 That's awesome. Although full disclosure, I'm single, so it's not really going that well, I guess. It's okay, ma'am. So, numbers again. Do you want to answer your question? Uh, yeah, please. Rock solid long distance relationship tips you
Starting point is 01:06:42 for a lesson in this show over 10 years. Okay, what? Are you in a relationship long distance? No. Are you trying to? You just wanted to ask a question then. One man. But Rock solid long distance relationship is that you have to communicate because when you are separated from each other, you have to find a way to bridge that intimacy, to keep
Starting point is 01:07:01 it going because obviously you're not going to be having sex. But luckily, you have to make up the time to talk, even if it's the ones a week, twice a week, you have to connect. But now there's so many ways to do it with Skype, FaceTime. You can even have sex now. You could get the remote control, like vibrators, the wee vibe, whatever you can... Remember when we talked about that it was yeah
Starting point is 01:07:26 remember we talked about that about 10 years ago we're like people are gonna be having sex through the internet like one person's gonna be having sex with one device and the other person is you know could be sitting on the other one yeah now we're here it's great yeah the key rule by like flashlight they make these things we actually can can do it yeah but yeah you know you know my advice is that you have to make time for it. And also if you're a launched relationship, make sure that there's some kind of end to it. You don't want long disinforations to be like, I don't know what's going to keep doing this in the 10 years go by.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Like make sure that you are eventually going to live in the same place. And that you make time to, as I said, actually talk and connect sexually even if you can't be in the same place. And when you are together you like turn off Your cell phones and you are connecting those moments you are together and you're um having great sex every time Yeah, completely unrelated question. I'm really I'm the only person sweating up I barely have clothes on so I don't know
Starting point is 01:08:20 I don't know. Should I take this on? Thank you so much. What about you guys section on the t-shirt? Do you guys know we're selling these t-shirts off that I'm off? It says I had sex with Emily and all I got was this t-shirt. On the tramp stamp part. I've been talking about it for 10 years
Starting point is 01:08:34 and we're just gonna give you one. Cool. Yeah, Jamal, thank you. Thank you, Jamal. Where's the shirt? We're selling them like later. Oh my dog. Yeah, we're sure of it.
Starting point is 01:08:48 She's sleeping right now. So we're sleeping? My dog, Chiro. Oh, Chiro. Emily used to have a dog and I told her not to have one. What happened to her? No, it's a good place. It's a live. She's a really good place. She's a dog all the time. I'm just
Starting point is 01:09:07 I was like what the hell are you doing with it? It was a bad I was like doing my advice and the money is getting my part where I can pay the rent and I got a jack Russell puppy Yeah, and I love her so far. I mean I never forgave it ever. I know Yeah, but I'm ready to get another one. I want Stanley Stanley and I like You're gonna bring Stanley because like I know you another one. I want Stanley, Stanley and I like, ah. You were gonna bring Stanley, because I know you're nervous, I bring Stanley, you're gonna hold on. Now I was told not to bring the dog, because this is a restaurant, with food and these sheds.
Starting point is 01:09:34 But thanks to Gantzmall, so much. Well, you rock. It's a nice speed, we're gonna shout out for it. So we're gonna hang out with. Do you think there's a world where there's gonna be like drone sivians, where like somebody in his, in Jomanskades could like just where those gonna be like drone Sybians? We're like somebody in his in Joanne's case could like just Sybian like drone in a civilian to his long distance relationship and lands on her front doorstep and she can just go hump it
Starting point is 01:09:52 You know what I mean? Like that's gonna be the future like 10 years from now. Just a little sex with them. I mean that might be like one of your My own Sybian yeah, I mean now they're all I did Like I think so right now it's it's new and controversial technology I'm not a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a fan of the word, I'm a but you can control them now on your phone. What happened to people hack is my problem with it. You know what I mean? I would care.
Starting point is 01:10:28 I just got hacked that shit in like, hacked those pictures. I can be having orgasms and they're going to take over. That's the problem. I wouldn't really care. Be like, that's cool. I haven't sex with someone else. I love it.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Are there any other questions or anything at all? Because, yeah. Oh, there's one. Hi. I'm a baby. I'm a baby. because there's one. Hi. Sexual thing that was weird for you. If I experienced anything weird or you're not what experience you could have been found weird.
Starting point is 01:10:55 You know what's so every teaching weird about that question? Is that I get asked that all the time, like did anything ever freak you out? Or was there ever anything you were saying? No. And either I used to said a really bad memory, which I actually kind of do. But no, like there's nothing that I can say,
Starting point is 01:11:11 like, because I'm such an open. I'm like, I feel like I'm the kind of person that can be like, I can kind of understand that you might, it's not for me, but that you could be on that page. And then something that I don't classify it and weird, you do, but- I know about that. Whatever it was.
Starting point is 01:11:24 Yeah. Oh, well, maybe, I don't know. weird. You do? I don't know about that. What have it? What? Yeah. Well, maybe, I don't know. But OK, scalpel. No, there's that infamous question, right? Remember about the McDonald's thing? So there's an infamous question that I'd always ask, right? And I say, I tell her all the time, I go, what about Emily? What about if you met your dream guy?
Starting point is 01:11:42 He's everything that you ever want him to be. But there's just one thing in the bedroom he wants to dress up as the hamburger. That's meat. So big donuts, right? And I mean, would you be down with that? That's the only one thing. And I said no.
Starting point is 01:12:00 No. Because I was like, I wouldn't be sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But grimace would be cool. Grimace would be OK. He looks like a big guy. I said no. No. Because I was like, I wouldn't feel sexy. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're a regular. But grimace would be cool. Grimace would be okay. No, he looks like a big guy.
Starting point is 01:12:09 He's a big fat purple thing. No. I wouldn't feel sexy as the hamburger player. Yeah, so see. But if he channeled that and he was like, then I wore the hamburger. I've come around. Oh, you're about to know. I'm sexy as the hamburger.
Starting point is 01:12:22 And he was like, yeah, you look hot. Then I might get down. Okay, because for the past two years, she's been off board, but tonight. I'm like hamburger, that's so weird. Not much. Anyways. Okay, we got to, oh. Yes.
Starting point is 01:12:33 All right, honestly, on my life, I'm just, this means so much to me that you all came. I was terrified, I've never done a live show, and it's all about you guys, because if you guys do not exist and listen to the show I'd probably still be working at the radiator company or maybe Starbucks because I hear they do have good health benefits Which I still don't have but thank you all it means the world to me that you're here and I so grateful And I look forward to the next 10 years.
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