Sex With Emily - Manscaping, Moaning, & What Really Matters

Episode Date: December 23, 2017

Happy holidays! On today’s show, Emily is joined by Menace to talk about what really matters in the bedroom, and guys, it isn’t penis size. The two discuss the benefits of manscaping and how it can enhance sensations, why sex noises can make the experience better, tips for beginner back-door play, and how you shouldn’t compare your body or skills to what you see in porn, because that’s not real sex. Plus, they talk about the future of sex robots, what the ideal one will look like, and the inevitability of virtual reality sex. Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep the show FREE: Adam & Eve, Womanizer, Magic Wand, Fleshlight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Happy Holidays! On today's show, I'm joined by Menace and we're talking sex and relationships. Topics include, once and for all, size doesn't matter guys, but we tell you what does. Why the noises you make during sex are good for you, man-scaping benefits and answer sensations during sex, and tips for beginner backdoor play.

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I'm excited. Are you nervous when I get here or something like that? Because I swear, you don't fumble on anything when I'm not here. It's ideal, you're not here. No, you don't. Or maybe they edit it really well. No, me, I don't fumble.

You just fumbled when you were the head of that. Oh, I fumble all the time. But I'm just saying, I feel like you get nervous when I'm here for something. You think that you make me nervous. Yes, all the thing I'm yes, I feel you do so much better when I'm not around Serious that's good time. I just you know it's so yeah irony in that why is that when you're on the show with me It's the least stress I ever am really yeah, it's like having like my brother here hanging out, but better But I don't know really Really? I don't know. I notice that when I see you do like

TV interviews and stuff like that, I think you were so good. No, no, but I think, oh man, she's so good, like answering questions, you know, being like fluent in everything that you're saying. And then I, if that even makes sense. But I'm just saying that I feel that you too, much more well than I'm not around. But I'm happy that you keep undermining me to come around. Oh, honey. Anyways. How you been?

What's going on in your life? I'm just like the typical male female. Like, we just don't understand. Like, you are creating stories that aren't necessarily true to my experience. My experience is like, benches here. We've been doing the show, we're going to have a 13th year.

Wow, crazy. Because, you know, hey, podcasting is a thing. I mean, finally podcasting is a thing. Finally, it just took 13 years. Yeah, that's it. No big deal. Can you believe it? It's way too 13 years.

It's crazy. It's like how it used to be like, you know, website coming soon or, you know, YouTube channel coming soon is now everyone's has podcasts. I literally don't know anyone who doesn't. I know, I love it where people say, we need to start podcasts. Oh my God.

Yeah, it's funny, dude, isn't it? It's kind of like, I think it's great the more the merrier. I love that people are getting it now. I don't have to grab their phones and show them what it is as much anymore. I know, and then Amazon Echo's just gonna change everything. Because you were gonna be like, they just say, Sex only. Eventually, I don't know Echo is just going to change everything. Because you were going to be like, they just

actually, sexually, sexually, eventually, I don't know if it's at that point yet, you still got to download the skills thing, whatever. I'm not doing any of that stuff. I don't want anyone in my house like repeating after me and doing what I say. In fact, most of the time what I'm saying, like I'll change your mind. Yeah. But yeah, men said, I mean, I feel like, yeah, it's crazy. We did our 10-year university that was already three years ago. I don't know. Very nostalgic.

And I love that I've been since you're podcasting. Um, things are good. It's, uh, the holidays. I'm excited about that. I'm going to Florida off to see my mom. She stays there. Yeah, my mom's there. I'm going to do a podcast with my mom.

I decided because I was thinking about it. I've done that in the past. She's probably been the show in 13 years. Maybe three to four times. And I remember the first time she was on, it was when we were doing our call show on free FM and San Francisco, which the radio station after we started, after I started sex with Emily. But she came in and we were doing, it was one of those shows where we'd say, it was still

sex with Emily, but we'd say, call us if you've ever made a sex tape. And then we were calling in about it. And mom was like, I just wouldn't do that. She's like, well, I may be, I would do it. And like, you did a sex tape, she's maybe I did, but I just tried to destroy it because I didn't wear you to find it. I was like, whoa, we're getting closer.

So I think I'm gonna do a podcast with her because my mom is actually a financial expert, right? She's Susie Orman. Yes. Besides the fact that she's like really smart and open about everything and relationships, but she can talk about like money and finances in a way that like you understand,

because I think a lot of people are just gonna go, well, what? I think a lot of that stuff actually affects your relationship, you know. Absolutely. Of course. I mean, that's a no-brainer, but I think yeah, it definitely causes a lot of riffs and relationships which could lead to your bedroom having a couple riffs here. It's very true. Do you know especially for men when men are stressed and anxious about money, their job security, or overall anxiety, it definitely affects their libido and performance in the bedroom. Even more so than women, we have other kinds of anxiety, but when it's job related or money related, it's like, nope, I'm not getting hard right now.

No boners, no boners for anybody. So I thought we'd talk about it in a way that's like smart. She can like help couples a lot of things. We're just individuals. I think that'll be great. No, it sounds like, and we'll talk about sex. And she's exparte she can like help couples a lot of things We're just individuals No, it sounds like and we'll talk about sex and she's super big too She's so funny and cool. So that's what I'm doing. Yeah, now we go in there to like hang out the family because it's important I'll be in Florida as well for the holidays. We should meet up. I think I'm gonna be on the other side of the state That's cool. We don't meet up here, but you know, what's going on with you? Tell me about you. Everything's great

It's really good to see you. I with you? Tell me about you. Everything's great. Thank you, too. You look amazing. It's really good to see you. I know, right? Yeah, like you look great. I should've gotten old. I finally love walking in my keys. Man, no, you've got gray. I love the gray.

Don't change the gray. It's really, I've never seen you with gray. It's not even gray. It's like pure white. No, honey, what do you think? There's like, I know, but like, like, you should gray. I just, I'll just dye it like brown, right? Don't, don't dye it.

Dude, men who die their hair, it's like greasy, like it's a mistake. Like you actually look older, covers like why did you just put shoe polish in your hair? Yeah. Not attractive. No, it's funny, I could totally spot when somebody dies or beard from a mile away.

How would you die your beard? Isn't it growing in like every few hours? Like how do you do that? Yeah, but they like brushing in or something like that. Oh, I think it's all over your kiss. Someone would think it's sweaty then you brown some all of them. Oh, so, let it go. I know Lucky, they're allowed you do that? Yeah, but they like brush it in or something like that. Oh, I think it's all over your kiss. So I wonder what do they get sweaty then you brown some olive oil.

So let it go. I know lucky they're allowed to do that. You guys are allowed to be gray and sexy. But yeah, everything's great. Still doing the Woody show, Morning Show in Los Angeles, and it's on like a Honda City show. I know, it's a patio.

Yeah, so I thank you so much to all the sex-only listeners that call into the show and say, I listen to the Woody show and I listen to Sex Emily, so that's great. Do they call in and ask these sex questions like as long as I've got you? They're like hey, this is my other job. I just say that they listen to the podcast because they know to come here for it But we're on just FYI because I know we tell me know I live from all over We're on in Los Angeles, Portland, Avocurkey, Indian Nápilis, Des Moines, Wichita,

Bakersfields, Dickinson, North Dakota, and American Forces Network, and 175 countries, which is crazy. That's amazing. That's so I'm really, really proud of you. You are the hardest working man in show business. You really are. And you have never stopped.

And I've never once heard you complain about your job or anybody you work with, or the fact that you get up at three in the morning every day for the last since I've known you and that you were sleeping at the radio station when I met you and all the things meant as you so deserve the success. You are a good person. Thank you, I'm grateful. All right, well enough about us. About that, but you still annoying me now.

I know, what's going on in the show today? Okay, men, we've got e-mails, because you know, we get so many, we're trying to answer and help people with their questions, but also, I'm announcing contest, I need you to be the first submission right now. We already got some missions on e-mails, but you have to be the first live submission.

All right, I'm down. Let's do it. It's called Better Love or 2018. How are you going to be a better lover, a better partner, or just a better to yourself, sexually, this year? What's one thing that you're going to do differently, that you've even wanted to try in your relationship or with yourself, you're like, I'm finally going to master it every day. I'm going to talk about you spot.

I'm going to have more for play. So, Mattis. And so people have to email me by January 14th with a better lover 2018, the subject line about you pledging me, because there's power. There is power in writing stuff down for your vision for what you want. Send to us, we're gonna give to four people at the end.

Menace, it's a vision board. It sufforx. Menace, I wanna know what you're gonna work on in the new year, how you'd like to see your release. You've been in a relationship for how long now? You guys have been together. Eight years? Step.

Didn't that long? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Eight years. I believe, huh? Okay. You got past the itchy part, seven year-etch.

Now what? What would you like to see in the year from now? Well, I promise next year that there's going to be a lot more like date nights type thing because my time management has been awful. I've been getting better and better over the years, but I think next year definitely has to focus on, okay, this time it's just to go out and have fun. You should be working or doing anything. So I quality time Right, the lovely yeah, remember we picked out your love language that day. I can't remember what they were

Love language. Yeah, didn't we do the five love languages and there's two sounds like your girlfriend is asking you first some more Or you want it to quality time without without phone without you on like Instagram. Yeah I'm like three cell phones now Why cuz of all the radio stations? Yeah, they're like three cell phones now. Why? Because of all the radio stations. Different cities call. They're like, hey, we're calling for my well. Yeah, hey, we're calling for the- Present Trump. I know. The Air Forces or whatever.

No, no, no. Okay, so that's a good one date night. So what would you do? What's your perfect date night? Well, we're both big eaters, so I would say just, you know, going to night restaurants and stuff like that. We haven't even experienced, you know, we live in Los Angeles with all these amazing places. I know. and stuff like that. We haven't even experienced, we live in Los Angeles with all these amazing places. I haven't experienced pretty much, probably not even 5% of them,

because we just work so much. Could you just go to church? Right, you get up at three in the morning. I get up at two in the morning. Two in the morning. You just, you don't know, just leave. I went to bed for the last night. I could call you when I can't sleep.

Okay, so you get up at two. Yeah, get up at two, and then I don't leave work and probably to like one or two. And then you compare it to today, right? Yeah, and then I'll go, you know, hang out with my dogs for a bit, and then my girlfriend will get home,

and we're exhausted from the day, you know? And then you just fall asleep, one or two or three. And just fall asleep, yeah. But I could, but I could finish all my work, and then on Friday, you know, go home, nap, and then go do something later that evening. Right.

You know, I'm saying, so that's probably, but it's probably. Do you have to work on the weekends? I'm just like, now I'm curious what they're doing in the life. I do work on the weekends in the morning because I'm on the radio by myself in LA. Right. St. Louis and I'll be right back.

What about your sex life? What about it? I don't know. Is there something I feel like today you should go and bring her like a fun toy or some loop or something. She's not going to ask you for it because she knows that you are probably going to be judging about things. I'm going to leave this guy.

The anti toy guy. I have not been the anti toy guy. But you're not pro. Here's the thing. I'm not pro. You're like neutral or anti. And why would anybody hate sex toys that are all about pleasure? I don't.

I'm taking away from you. I'm sure this is lovely. But why are you such a pusher? Like I don't. I'm just saying, you are a pusher. You want to figure some, we have some nice Donna is, okay. So our spot just make these nice candles that smell good. And you can put us up on your rub.

Oh my god. Give her a massage too. You know what? Let's try to have. Ravy, who's on the Woody show, she brought that up the other day and was talking about the candles that you brought by the studio one time

and how amazing they were. Did I bring you candles? Really? Yeah, you brought some candles. They're so good, exactly. Yeah, because they're a lot of, it's all about like touching and connecting and intimacy, setting the atmosphere.

Yeah, that was fun there with your people. I love when I'm being around a bunch of people that can make fun of you. And so just me. Time management next year is my main focus. Time management relationship. Yeah, that is my focus next year. Which leads to more sex. Like I know people just want to jump into the sex part,

but you also have your like day to day relationship stuff. And that's the kind of stuff that I like to focus on. Right. It's so, it's easy to have sex. I'm sorry, it is. You just go and you do it. But there's like that whole bunch of talking in between, and that's a big part. That's a big part.

That's a big part. That's true. That is a big part. And that's the kind of stuff that I, you know. So you guys aren't talking as, but I could see you just sitting there on your phone and never talking to her. Like I could see everything like, are you alive? Because you're so not a talker. Well, the thing is, she also does the same kind of thing

that I do. Oh, you both do. So she's all over both on the phone. Dude, I could see that. And it doesn't need to, like, days go by. Like, you're just sitting there next to each other in the couch. Okay, well, this is good.

Does this feel good? So now when you're thinking about it, you have a picture in your mind. Comes January, you're like, you know what, I'm gonna get stuff done tonight, I'm gonna make a day. And can I tell you, there's been so many people I've talked to,

studies back me up, that couples who truly have one night a week where it's like non-negotiable. Like you don't make appointments, doesn't matter if you're friends, birthday, that's the best friend. You hold onto that date, because it's sacred,

especially couples with kids. I mean, I know a lot of people with a married and they say like, you know, for a long time, the kids are like, that's our one thing. Like we know that night, we're together, we leave intimacy with them, we're talking about the kids, they have their own thing. So you nailed it, menace.

You win. You win a special candle. All right, what else you got for me? We've got some sex in the news. All right, what's going on? Because here's a thing. We know there's that's trying to think what's going on. There's a lot going on. But this is what I just saw. So I thought it was fun. If you have sex questions, Google before you ask Siri. So apparently, and I'm pissed at Siri lately because Siri is not, you think

they would improve upon Siri. I'd never use Siri. I don't use a reader, but it starts talking to me. I'm like, I wasn't even talking to like Emily. I do not know what you're talking about. Like, what is going on with Siri? So if you want to know how to have sex, use contraception, avoid SUDs, which are the questions people are googling, apparently, Siri does not give you good advice.

It's inaccurate information. So people are actually googling. On the phone, yeah, they're like, Siri, how do I give a blowjob? Just listen to sex with Emily. Yeah. And this is the reminder of how people, and they said most people are Googling it, but of course they're saying you should Google it

on your computer, but don't ask Siri about it. I feel like she's kind of prudent anyway. She's uptight, because then you ever try to ask her some dirty questions and she's just upset. I wonder how the Amazon Echo does. I'm obsessed with it. I set up one for my grandparents over Thanksgiving.

Okay. And it's pretty much changed their life. Like they, they use it every hour on the hour for like music and asking questions and stuff like that. I set up one for my dad. So it's like a live Google in your house. I haven't used it. I have one. Someone gave me one, but I don't want that. No. It's amazing. It's like when it first came out it was black as fuck like you couldn't use a frame thing But now it is really really good. So you just literally googling you'd say hey What you can do that or you can say hey, you know play John Lennon and right and it'll play like a John Lennon playlist or whatever You want and eventually do you guys tell my girlfriend? I'd like to make a date on and a date and then it talks to your girlfriend. So you guys are actually have to talk.

Does it do that? True, true. I don't know. I'm talking to my girlfriend for me. Yeah, exactly. That's what's going to happen. What about sex robots? You know that they are coming and people every time.

Oh, yeah. People will prefer a sex robot, I think. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Absolutely. That makes me nervous a little bit. Well, that's what Elon Musk was saying. He's like, guys, you are going to

be super afraid of robots in the next like 10 years. You're going to be like, oh, it talks dirty to me when I want to. It's quiet. It's going to be all that stuff. But you say that they would move. He listens. He looks like he's listening to my emotions and feelings because he's not cutting me off. So he probably is. And she's going to make it or whatever. Whatever robots will move so fast within the next 10 years that to be able to even see them, you would have to use a strobe light.

That's his words. To see who's a robot and who's not? No, it's gonna move so fast that you can't even see it with your eye. I don't like this. But imagine if that robot's giving you a job, like, the sex robots are gonna be much more equipped. And people just want company and you know.

But imagine if a robot that moves so fast to keep him sealed your eye. Oh, the hand job Would you put that fast on the end job? I guess Because you're gonna do the robots are gonna yeah, I wonder if they'd use silicone if they'd use the water-safe water I mean, I don't yeah, you don't get in on this now though. Get it on there I am yeah, I have to in Three, because here's the thing, people get tired of people anyway. Maybe the robot can cook. You can kind of program everything you want.

I know. But I really actually don't want to robot. It actually makes me nervous. It actually, I feel like we're losing intimacy in this connection. Are you perfect for me? Just to cook. I would have like a robot husband.

Yes. They would rule. I know. Move the car and like reach stuff on the top shelf. What's your name name your robot husband? Um, I don't know. He's don't know. Like something benign, like sweetie,

because I probably would have a few. If I'm gonna get a robot, I might as well get a few. Yeah. And I'll do different things. So it's always new. Now, if you had to customize a robot, what would your robot look like? I don't know.

That's hard to say. How big would it just be in a speed? You know, minus I'm not gonna talk about things. That's one thing I'm not gonna talk about. Do you know how many How big would it just be? You know, men aside, not gonna talk about penis sex. That's one thing I'm not gonna talk about. Do you know how many people I would upset right now? And I gotta tell you something, men, you should know this. Yeah.

13 years of doing sex with Emily, we've had more emails from either. About penis sex. Men complaining about that they're worried it's too small. And then men and or women saying, the penis was too big and it actually hurt me doing sex. And we do not get women to like, he had a small penis and I broke up with him.

And I don't think we've gotten as many as I've been doing. So husband robot, no penis, any cucks. He has a penis. Yeah, he talks dirty. He's a good duck. He's trying to like the more like has the feminine, I think what, a manbot? A dadbot or a manbot?

No, a manbot. No, dude, who knows I should have a man bun. I don't know for the man bun. I do, I've never thought who had a man bun in your fantasies. You're confusing me with the man buns. Dude, I don't even know. No, have I? I mean, okay, now that you're saying that I'm thinking,

have I ever but no, I don't think I've ever gone with the extraneous hair anywhere. Okay. And I think that you're confusing it with the swingers. You said it's only a child. But do it with the swingers. You said it ponytail. But do you think the swingers that you now think in your head have man bun? Is the man bun the new ponytail for men?

Like, oh, yeah, definitely. Right. It is. Yeah. I don't get it. What is the man bun? Who started the man bun? I'm just curious.

Then we're going to move on. I have a surf. Well, who was like, this is a good idea. I'm sorry, you guys have a man bun. This is so, I'm sure of you have a man bun. You are rocking it. And it's actually. We're trying to design your husband robot. I'm sorry, you guys have been banned. This is so, I'm sure if you have a man bun, you are rocking it and- We're trying to design your husband real well. I don't know.

You know how to do anything. I'm just trying to, try to, try to wait to design like the guy that's okay, how about this? Because when I think about it, and here's the truth, and I don't know if a lot of women can agree with me or not, but I really, it's hard for me to say what it would look like,

because I think about how it would make me feel. So it's actions, like what would he be doing that would be like ideal? And obviously he would be really skilled with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this,

with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with this, with'm like, oh, he has to look this certain way. You know, God no, but not a man bun. All right, no man bun. Okay, man, this is good. I'm going down on you. Yeah, exactly. But the thing is, oh, this is why I brought the Siri thing is because I just want to say, if you are even Googling sex information,

there's just a lot of bad information out there. So I just feel like people just, you know, keep listening to the show, keep asking your questions. I want to help you don't let Syria or who else echo Alexa. What's the difference between this? We won't get into that now. Just keep educating yourself. We don't have a lot of great sex education around the world.

So that's like I say about that. Okay, men, it's hang out. We're going to use some emails. Thank you for listening, for supporting our sponsors, and for being here with us. We love you. We'll be right back. . . . . . .

. . Emails. Emails. Are the people reaching out to you on Instagram is what I want to know. Can we please talk about Instagram? Yes. Yes.

We'll wait for emails. Yeah. Let me see. The hashtag thing what? What hashtag. I don't think so. No, but they've started with the tummy. This is a picture.

What is this? This one. Oh, oh, oh, we're on the, I thought you were telling me that. Yeah, but they've started with a thing. Tell me. This is a picture of you. What is this? This one. Oh, oh, oh, we're on the, I thought you were telling me that. Yeah, no, we're on the air. We're back. Oh, that's cute, right? Yeah, what photo is this?

Okay, this photo is, and like, that's cute, right? It's on the sex family Instagram. Okay, I love this because this is the coolest thing you've ever seen. It is the, it's Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, riding a magic wand keychain. So it's a keychain of a Wonder Woman riding the magic wand. And good vibrations, we love good vibrations.

If you buy a magic wand, you get this keychain. And I was at my sex show that I went to last year. Every year of the trade show. These were the hottest commodity, like people wanted this more than the vibrator. Nice. You couldn't have that for the holidays if you were. All right, that would be good.

Okay, yeah, I'm on the Instagram. I'm answering messages. I'm doing the stories. I'm doing nothing. It's all at sex, Emily. Okay, good. And then there's an email button on your Instagram too. So just in case people get to have the questions

through there. Yeah, so just go to sex, Emily on Instagram. And we're doing giveaways too. We're doing a lot of things. I feel like, you know what I love about Instagram stories and about all the places, steps, all the places, all the things, is that, you know, a lot of stuff we're talking about on the show, we were like, oh, I want to, like, it's the holidays now,

guess you were like, oh, I wanted to buy that, but I don't know if I would, it looks like, or what it feels like, or obviously, you can't feel it, but showing people things and explaining how things work. And answering people's questions, doing Instagram lies, which we were going to do now, but I'd rather just look into your eyes here and not be distracted by anything, but your beauty. Okay, you guys, we'll get to the questions in a second, but text me, ask Emily all one

word to 7979, that's ask Emily to 7979, so we see you're on a phone. Anyway, text me, also email me from the website, via the Ask Emily tab, and as always, include your gender, your age, where you live and how you listen to the show. Oh, look, the first one's about penis size. All right, sweet, perfect. Hey, Emily, I'm Wes, I'm 27, I live in Richmond, Virginia. I've been listening for about nine months

and I love your podcast. Since I started masturbating and watching porn, I've been concerned with the size of my penis. I don't hate my penis. I actually love it, but it's not something I'm really proud of. How much does size actually matter? I've never had a complaint, or someone degraded me on it, but it's always in the back of my mind.

I'm about 5 inches erect, and I have a decent girth. Please help me get a female perspective on this. Thank you for all the work you do. You're wonderful West 27 Richmond, Virginia. So these are the penis questions we get asked. And the bad, who's worried about their penis? Well, my first thing is he's not gotten any complaints. So I don't know, I wouldn't even worry about it. I wouldn't even say that you know.

Because our brain is constantly skinny and vying for the story about. I'm constantly thinking about it. Right. But that's just you. It's porn. No, here, this West, I could not have written a better question. If I wanted to do an example question to teach you all a point which I've actually never made up an email for you all.

But I would, because West, you hit the nail in the head so many different ways here. There's some kind of, anyway, do it there. Hitting the nail in the head. Okay, I don't know, with sex. Listen, West, since he started watching porn, imagine that, he's worried about his penis. So porn is put on this planet, I think, yes,

it can give you a lot of pleasure, but there's so much suffering that comes from porn too, because women are worried, they're not doing certain things, they have misinformation about how to act in the bedroom, men are like, oh my God, my penis isn't that big. Guess what, the guy you're looking at on the screen, his penis isn't even that big. So, they're shooting, it's like an optical illusion.

It is. Let me tell you this. I mean, there are guys that have huge differences. True, true, true. I want to say they're all fake, like, like, camera angles. It's not all fancy camera angles. Living in Los Angeles, you run into

some of these porn star guys, and they're little guys, you know, they just- You can be short and have a big penis. Oh no, you can be short and have a regular sized penis, but it looks like you have a gigantic penis on camera. So they're really short, short men. Yeah. And they're penis-so-figure, right?

No, but they're like tiny guys, and I'm like, wait a minute, on camera, they look like they're the rock, you know? And then you meet them in person, they're like five inches shorter than I am, you know? Exactly, no, it's true. But size is okay, right. I hear what you're saying.

The thing is whether it's real, whether it's not, I understand what you'd be concerned because that's probably most of the sex you've seen at West has been in porn. And size, you're asking how much doesn't matter. There might be women you meet that might say, yeah, I want a bigger penis. That could happen to you.

Just like you might be with a woman, you're like, I prefer women with larger breasts. I prefer a taller woman. I prefer a shorter woman. It's the same exact thing because for men who have, like, and first of all, your penis is a wrecked and beautiful and fine. I'm just whatever. I'm not even going to make comments on it. It's like you've decent girth. It's all good. You're just thinking about sex. You're totally fine. Just remember this whether you have a large penis or your question You remember she comes first. Please your partner make sure she she feels good She gets off and no matter what the case because when your partner is pleased

It's gonna come back to you. I promise so if you're feeling like your penis isn't stacking up to where you want to be There are like different sex positions you could do where you might feel like stronger, like she could feel deeper. If she elevates her pelvis, like with a pillow under her back or something like that when you're in bed, or when she's on top, she can go, you have a lot of articles

on our website about big small penis positions, but when she's on top, she can control the depth, penetration, the motion, all that stuff, but like this is something that guys, we literally do all of us. We scan the environment for something to worry about, like I don't know that, I don is something that guys, we literally do all of us. We scan the environment for something to worry about, like, I don't know that, I don't know that, and our brain latches onto it. We can't let it go, but I'm telling you, you sound like a great guy, and I love the way

you ask this question, because it's really thoughtful, and at least you realize now that you never have to worry about this again, because you will find someone who loves you for everything that you are, and it's not like, you know, it's going to be this deal breaker. I promise you, because that's not even the person you want to be with. True. Can I bring up something real quick? Yes, you can. With the porn.

Yes, honey. Are you watching? No, in my neighborhood. In my neighborhood, there was like this building on the corner. I knew it was a porn building, because I would see girls walking in there all the time. And then they moved a couple of buildings down into this brand new building that has huge windows, right? So it's like, that's amazing. It's like two in the morning,

and I'm driving down the street, and it's a three-story building at the top. There's naked people walking around at the top and they're shooting porn. It's a layer. A 2 a.m. And when you're going to work. Yeah, before the other building comes.

You should bring them donuts one day or something. They can be like, hey, I'm the local radio guy. I just can't see how it's going. Just going to check out your production here. Really? They're just like filming it. Can you hear me having sex when they're on the roof? No, I'm driving.

So I can see it from there. Too bad you're not a porn. That'd be kind of fun. Maybe you're like favorite porn stars right there. Or are you into porn now? Am I into porn now? Oh no. You are because you repeated the question and looked up to the right. Yeah, I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of like a recall.

Oh, good. I'm so glad. No, I just feel like it'd be good for you to get your mind on sex. I'm trying to recall what porn I would be watching. That's no. You do like the pizza delivery thing. Oh, yeah, I was a whole in the bottom. But she could bring you food or something. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Okay, let's move on here. Hey, Emily, so this has always been a huge insecurity of mine. Moaning and noises during sex. In college, I always heard my housemates having sex and obviously hear moans and other sex noises on TV and in porn. The only sound I make is my breathing either naturally going up or down.

I never moan during sex and try my hardest to let out a noise when I orgasm, but it just feels so forced and fake to me. I'm so focused the whole time that if I think about it, I end up feeling insecure. My long-term boyfriend tells me he doesn't care, but you guys really like silent sex. I don't really believe him, I know it's a huge turn on for guys. What are your thoughts?

Maybe what if your male guests can weigh in? Thanks so much, I love your podcast Kelsey. I mean, making noises during sex for men and for women is hugely, hugely important. I feel like if there's not noise during sex, it's like you're kind of like watching a silent movie or something, which is fine. Like, it's beautiful. It's not like it's wrong, but you, it's part of the whole experience of having sex is, but we've talked about men who don't make noise. But for women, I feel like, first of all, women typically do make more noise and it can actually help women stay in the moment so that's what we're distracted during sex.

It can help them actually get to orgasm. And I do think that it's hot to know what your partner's feeling and to be... I think guys don't really care. They're just happy to have sex with you, but the thing is also, if you do make noise, being overly top loud is a turn off. It's embarrassing. No, it's just happening to... This just happened to...

For someone who called into your show? No, no. One of my co-workers is like, dude, it was just over the top too loud. Okay, so here's what I want to say about that. I will agree that there's many people, men and women who have sex like they are in a porn, because that's the only way they think you're supposed to have sex.

So women, I've heard from men who are like, I have sex with these young women and it sounds like they're trying to be porn stars and it's not authentic, right? They're like, it doesn't seem real. It's like she's putting on an actor. I know women are like, he's like slapping my ass and saying like, comedy daddy and it

just seems like a total disconnect. Because they're learning to script. But if you're like in the throes of passion and you're not thinking anything and you just make these noises because it feels so good and you're so uninhibited, which is what sex is about, is like losing. So you're not thinking about how you look your, your orgasm face and you're not thinking about your body or not you look and you're not thinking about how you look your orgasm face and you're not thinking about your body or not you look and you're not thinking about what your partner thinks you're in the moment. And when you are truly in your body and in that moment, I think you can't help but make some noise.

And so I feel like it's a way of just engaging all the senses during sex and losing control. So you are making noise. Maybe you're talking dirty. Like words, noise, it's an important part of sex for a lot of people. So I feel like if it's totally silent part of sex for a lot of people. So I feel like if it's totally silent, and we've talked about men, this goes for men when they're like, like that guy was with years ago,

and he was like, I'm like, I couldn't, I could not, he'd be like, this is how he came ready. He'd be like, if that was it, as I wait, did you, I don't know, like if I blinked, I couldn't hear him, because my eyes blinked, I'm not. What are you dismissing what I'm saying? I'm just saying that like, because it's. It's and I very rarely say things are wrong

Because I believe for but especially here in this case. I'm not gonna fight you on it Yeah, please don't because because Kelsey like I feel that I Just don't say like I'm just happy they're having sex with me No, okay, let me okay. I'm sorry. I didn't break this part. You're absolutely right that He is your boyfriend loves you Kelsey, I'm sorry, I didn't break this part. You're absolutely right, that he is, your boyfriend loves you Kelsey. I'm saying this for you, sweetie.

I don't care about your right now, to be honest, your boyfriend, men is right. He's so loves you and he's happy to be having sex there. I think you're right. Men are, most men are not thinking like, why isn't she making noises? But I think that Kelsey, when you do that first of all, the reason why it's great too is,

because then your partner knows that they're doing something right and that you're into it and it feels good. I don't like a fake way, but if you are really feeling something in your body, so I would start to practice during masturbation, like when you're like, maybe when you're low in your room, because there's something about a lot of us are trained for masturbating as children that we, whenever we did it, there are families around, our brothers, sisters, we had a lot of doors or something that come in so we're quiet.

We train ourselves to be quiet. We masturbate, but just kind of damn freeing to let it go. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the female dogs masturbate? No, I didn't realize that I looked it up the other day because I have two female dogs. I'm like Why is my dog humping things? You know, it's a female dog. Well, yeah, but they oh, yeah come to find out that female dogs they masturbate to They're like rubbing up. They like how big of course it does and so did you do this? You know that I thought it was just boy dogs No, everyone that feels good. I had to get on the Google for girls

I mean for girls for female yeah, yeah primates But this was I was gonna talk about the study and female primates that I read and I remember reading this that I'm sexed Don which is an amazing book about our evolutionary relatives. And so like the banobo is in the chambies, chimp chimpanzees, which are our closest relatives, the females make sounds during mating to incite male competition. So these are, and- Or the sardrama.

Our relatives. And males are more likely to ejaculate when female make noises. But only real noises. So if they're a fake noise, like I'm not asking you to be like, making some weird fake noise, but find your true noise. Something. Hi, Emily.

I'm a male and I recently shaved a bit of my lower abdomen. To my surprise, I like how it feels. I'm thinking about going further, probably shaving a little lower or maybe even waxing it just to try it. Any tips, any kits you could recommend that comes in discrete packaging.

Also, what should I tell my wife about my trials? I fear she's going to think I'm weird. So she barely does anything down there. Maybe a little trim once a year, even though I've requested she do more sigh. Thanks. I love the show. Andrew 41, California. Support it.

PS, thank you for buying the FT London G ring for Christmas. Do it. I'm telling you, everyone should get a little love love little pleasure in their stockings or three-year wherever. Yes, something Hanaka. Whatever you feel right. All right. What? Can I respond? You can try on something. Yes. I'll let you talk first and then we'll see how you do. Tell you right now Trim it up if you want to which I think you should man-skate anyways Trim it up if you want to, which I think you should man-skate anyways, as much as possible. If you want to sell the house, you got to mow the lawn.

But do not wax your junk. Don't do it. I did it on the 6th time we show and it fucked me up. You should find that forever. I made menis get live wax in 2007. It is not good. It was amazing. It was, I wanted to see who would scream loud.

Oh, speaking of noises was screamed. That was last time. Yeah, that I screamed. Yeah, no, that you waxed. No, never again, waxing stupid, dreaming good. No, not true. Okay, so that's your thing that's interesting. Waxing for women, I don't know,

is maybe a different experience, but as a man, I've talked to other people. Okay, but he's not talking to you. Because you asked your balls. I'm sorry, we asked your balls. He's waxing the abdomen. We should find that video. Didn't you not come out?

It did come out. We had the video. But the other thing is, I don't know. But the other thing is, I've got his balls wax. I'm supposed to read a view. The other thing though, I've talked to other guys that have gone and done, and they agree with me. Okay, well, we're not talking about waxing the balls.

The easiest thing to do here is, okay, so first of all, let's go back to Andrew for a minute. It makes sense that you like how it feels. It can be good to be clean, shaven, and maybe go a little lower. I would say that just keep packaging me, really, here's your options. You could go into like, you're in California.

So there's a lot of like local salon, you know, the nail salon, you go in there, she'll take you in the back, a woman will back to you. It won't be, you can show her exactly where. He's saying trimming. So like he's not, I mean, he's saying he's doing it as they have to end out his whole thing. There are a lot of men.

Here's the thing about waxing. It doesn't hurt as much after you do it one or two times. So that was your first time for women like, I used to do Brazilians where your literally like your legs are flipped over your head, your butts in the air and they've got like wax like from, you're literally from front to back and it's gone. It hurts, but it hurts a lot less. legs are flipped over your head, your butts in the air, and they've got wax from literally from front to back, and it's gone, it hurts, but it hurts a lot less. So the same goes for men, too, of course, with anyone. But I would say trimming is a great way to go, but also you could shave.

I'm not a huge fan of it. You just have to ask me for kits. Just use some shaving at a good quality shaving cream. Let's sit on you for a while when you're in the shower, let it get warm in there and like use a really good razor and like shave down or just trim. Like really you don't even have to shave. You can just trim the whole area with like a what kind of razor like the um just like a trimming water. Yeah, be careful. Don't get and his wife though. So this is interesting. He's requested that she do

more and she won't you're in a predicament I feel like when you're in a relationship, it's hard to be like hey babe get rid of that bush You know, but you guys can go together to a salon and say here's how you do it Andrew first of all It's your wife. I long you guys have been together But you're 41 years old and I feel like there's a little lack of intimacy here with this I would just think in a relationship there's something you would talk about. You're like, babe, I'm going to go share of this feels really good. What do you think of my unhaired lower abdomen now?

So you go together over the holidays, be like, let's go to a salon for the day. You go to a salon and get you both like shaved or waxed or whatever there. But she's already said that she's not into it. And then you just pull in front of the waxing salon. I am into forcing things at all, but I'm wondering if there's certain things that you just try out if you want to. I'm wondering if there's something else going on here. I wonder if she's like, well, I told you to take out the trash every day for the last

16 years and you have it. So I'm not shaving for you because people use sex as a bargaining tool. They're like, oh, well, I won't do this. And that drives me crazy too. So I'm wondering if this to me, Andrew Andrew is a symptom of a larger issue going on And that it's good for you I think you should enter my contest make a pledge of how you want things to be the new year and not just your balls clean shape It yeah, you just have things to work on look your teen wolf

I'll go for a while I just Wolverine come here. I got to talk to you. No, no, no No, no, no, the thing is some woman don't know. I just didn't know. Wolverine, come here. I gotta talk to you, Rooney. No, no, no, no. The thing is, some women don't want to take, she might never want to do it, but we don't know why. I'm not sure it's because she's just being defiant because she, who knows why?

I'm not there, Andrew, but this is a fun. This still so, I understand, Andrew, that's still such an awkward conversation to have. I think it just fell on your like, I just did this or I'm gonna do it. Let's do it together. It felt really good. I could shave you. I had a guy shave me once. It was hot. I think it just fell into like, I just did this or I'm gonna do it. Let's do it together. It felt really good. I could shave you.

I had a guy shave me once. It was hot. I wonder, like, we're gonna tell him. He said he's done it. He's trimmed it up before, right? He's only gone down to the, like, lower up. What her response was to that? She don't think she noticed.

He said she didn't notice and say anything. I know. I think that, and you want to scrape packaging, like, literally go to the drug store, but I feel like, and what should I tell your wife, tell your wife that it feels really good to you, because here's the other thing when you wax or when you take off hair for women. It's not just so we look like teenage girls, which we're not trying to look like, and I'm not even saying you need to take everything off, but you could actually have more sensitivity. Like there's more skin available for more sensations when you remove some hair. Not saying all of it. I would say yeah, do it. Edit it.

Edit it. Trim it. Edit it. Let's edit this whole thing. Edit your ball of stuff. I would say yeah, trimming up where it's really noticeable and then see what our response is. Yeah, how do you not notice?

I guess maybe you just. Maybe. Background. Maybe we'll just see something every day. Just fade up just a little bit. Don't you know? I think two together and it can be a fun way to play in the new year and just talk about something

that's yeah, whatever. I got this thing called the beard bib. Have you seen that? Like red lobster? No. What? F and rules. So, you know, when you're shaving all the hairs

they fall into the sink. Oh yeah. Right? Yeah, it's so annoying when you're doing it. Yeah, so I bought this thing where it kind of looks like, you know what they put on when you're shaving all the hairs they fall into the sink. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's so annoying when... Yeah, so about the thing where it kind of looks like, you know what they put on when you're gonna go get your hair cut. Yeah. Like the smock or whatever.

Uh-huh. I don't know. And then so it has like two suction cups on it and then you put the suction cups up against the mirror. And then so it makes like this little like canoe thing. So when you're shaving all the hairs fall into the canoe. The hair canoe. Yeah.

And then you take the suction cups off and then you just put them down the toilet. It's pretty cool. I would probably trip on the way to the toilet and then I'm being like, beer bib changed my life because I don't have to deal with the sink and picking up hairs.

This should be like a little mini vacuum thing. It just sucks it all up right there. Okay, now what you're saying about the beer, but that's like an extra step. But I like that. You're not making a mess in. It's not. I'm just saying this guy could hook a beer,

beer beer to his Johnson and then just do it that way. He could, he could, he could, like, line down wherever he is. Yeah. Still can do it. That's all. Thanks, man. This is so useful. Okay, let's talk about hot plugs. Yeah, oh into it. That's all. Thanks, man. Thanks. It's so useful.

Okay, let's talk about the hot plugs. Emily, I know you say anal is a new blow job. However, not everyone has tried it. You probably know this. I studied it in 2017. I stated only 35% of women have engaged in anal sex. My wife and I want to begin exploring the back door and need some help. We're looking for a vibrating but toy that's good for men, also for women. Any suggestions?

Thanks and love the show Clayton 30 Wyoming. I do have butt plugs for you. We, okay, so we sort of had a, like, a dearth of butt plugs here for a while. It was really sad. Like, people would be like, do you have any butt plugs and we were out of them. But now I've got some great ones to recommend. So these are all on our website. There's the G plug by Fun Toys.

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So you can control it with your phone while your partner's wearing it. You can share what? I'm just saying, like this time is... You get your hands over the air. This is the type of stuff that I talked about like 13 years ago and you laughed at me and now it's here.

It's crazy. We're more control. All this connectivity with all these different toys. Dude, I have these toys. Oh, I should give. Oh my God. You're my sex tech friend. I should give you this, the Wevibe has this app dude. You could control it from anywhere in the world. Like you could, David, actually, yeah. Oh my God. You're my sex tech friend. I should give you this, the Wevibe has this app, dude.

You could control it from anywhere in the world. Like you could, David, app, but we connect that you watch. It's like FaceTime. I was talking about so long ago. You're so smart. You're like, you're so head of my tongue. You are head of your time.

It's true. You look like this. Toy. I want you to dig up all shows for 13 years ago about me talking about. I go to do this. It's going to be where you can have sex with some device in London, and then having sex

to your girlfriend in San Francisco, that's how it's gonna be. Now it is. But it's gonna be like, really, really, like, just shy of the robots coming in. Oh, just as good as the real thing, eventually. Well, here's the thing about vibrate, is if people are still hung up on them, I'm just thinking, just as good as the real thing, you know, eventually. Well, here's the thing about vibrate. Is the people are still hung up on them?

I'm just thinking, what's good as the real thing? Oh, having sex with the robot or having sex with your partner? Having sex with the real thing. Okay, I'm gonna say this. I don't think that anything will ever sub- the real thing, the real freaking thing. Somebody like, cut it with and feel their penis. Like the real penis inside you.

I mean, maybe you can just kind of suspend like any judgment or any like thinking in the moment, it's actually big. I will forget. This is a robot. Let me forget. This robot feels good, but I just really can't imagine they're going to replace human connection.

So I hope I had your question, Clayne. Those are some good plugs. You want to explore backdoor. This is what you need. You need to make sure that your nails are trimmed, your hands are always clean, you shower together, don't trip on animals. You're probably fine. If you have a healthy diet and use a ton of lube. You can never, ever, ever use too much lube

during sex. And Joe makes a lube, just for anal, a lube, for anal, lube. It's funny when you were just talking to him, it's going back to the whole sex on the internet type thing. But you're saying, when you were saying about, it's not gonna be as good as the real thing. Robot Dick, robot Dick. No, remind me of the movie Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone. There's a scene, I don't know if you remember this. But there's a scene where they put on these virtual headsets, where they're supposed to be having sex with each other.

Okay, I kind of remember. So they're sitting in a room together. They both put on these headsets, and they're supposed to be actually having sex, but they're not touching each other. So he pulls it off and he goes, can we just do it like the old fashioned way? You know?

Because they're like, oh, it's been outlawed because you know, disease and all kinds of stuff. Yeah. We might be going that way. No, we got, well, the only, well, the touch we have actually have played virtual reality games. Now, have you ever played virtual reality? Anything?

A little bit. Yeah. They're just not at the point where I'm blown away yet. Well, virtual reality sucks, but I was in Amsterdam last year. I went to a company that had, um, I put on like the virtual reality goggles. And it's the ones that controls also could be controlled with the toys. So it was like, I was in this Greek castle. Wow. Yeah, I was like in Greece somewhere. And there was like, I was in this Greek castle. Wow.

I was like in Greece somewhere. And there was like women and men and like three sums. And like they were all around me. And like they're approaching me. Like you could feel like I could have had sex with these people in my virtual reality world. Yeah. I had toy tours or a deal.

Yeah, I know like real people, real, real people. Like real women, men talking to me. Like it was like an orgy. It was like a virtual reality orgy. Everyone was invited. That was cool. That was cool. That was cool. That was cool. That's how we got time for.

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