Sex With Emily - Mastering Masturbation for Better Sex

Episode Date: May 16, 2015

Masturbation Month marches on and the celebration continues in this Sex WIth Emily podcast! Hear some eye-opening self-love statistics, and interesting facts about whackin’ it, not to mention some t...itillating tips on how to take your masturbation to the next level.  Do you have a sexy masturbation playlist? Have you been neglecting your nipples? How can men use vibrators during solo sex? Whether you’re a man, a woman, or a couple, get all the hot tips you’ll need to have a successful Masturbation May.From kegel balls to nipple clamps and everything in between, this show is all about stepping up your masturbation game. Whether you’re buffin’ the banana or playin’ the clitar, test your limits, explore your body and don’t forget to tune in to Sex With Emily to give yourself a leg up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everyone, you're listening to Sex with Emily. Last show we introduce you to this magical month dedicated fully to masturbation to your pleasure. Today we're keeping it going. We're giving you tips to help you take your masturbation to the next level, which means it will also take your sex life to the next level. From nipple orgasms to new solo positions and sex positions to tricks for experiencing multiple orgasms. Yes, you can. I'm sharing some of my best advice for even better self-love and sex. Thanks for listening. Okay ladies, have you ever been using a vibrator and thought, I wish these vibrations were more intense or I wish those pulsations were a little slower? And guys, have you ever been using
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Starting point is 00:01:56 Go to crave.tilt.com slash flex. That's crave.tilt.com slash flex. They call them in a bike on me. Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm off here. I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily.
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Starting point is 00:03:06 all that stuff. Cause it's a good time, right Anderson? It is, you can do it. Surpping the web. Good times. I do give it even. I say that all the time though, but I really do. I don't want you guys to be like every week.
Starting point is 00:03:16 She says that. But Anderson said it this time. So I have for mailing list. My mailing list. I've never been complimented. People like my mailing list more than my show I think. Who said that last week? Why? I don't know. I didn't say that last week. I've never been complimented. People like my mailing list more than my show I think. You said that last week. Why? What? I don't know. I didn't say that last week.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Yeah. I think it's the exact same thing. No, I didn't say that. Oh, settle down. You said something similar last week. No, it's just funny. You've been like, I wasn't going to talk about it because I'm so over it. Okay. Happy masturbation month. Graphway through. Do you just wander the streets like just a costing stranger saying, hey, happy masturbation month. Everybody's happy. Yeah, I don't have shirts yet, but I am doing the sector that I'm wearing shirts.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I don't have a masturbation month shirt, but that's a great plan. Yeah, I tell everyone, I'm like, it's important because this year I'm getting passionate about it. So I'd say this is like, it's been around for like, 20 some years since Joyce Lent Elders. Okay, do you remember this when Bill,
Starting point is 00:04:03 I tell you what this is last show. This is our second masturbation show. You guys were taking it hot this week. We're getting hotter. So do you remember when Bill Clinton was president? I do. Do you remember Doyslin Elders was a certain general? Oh, the one that got fired immediately.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Because they said, do you think you should teach masturbation in schools, the United Nations? And she goes, yes, I do. And so I've already freaked out and he fired her. Clinton, who three months later had Come all over some chicken the oval office. So anyway, well masturbating her with Yeah, I run a clinic so good vibrations in San Francisco who I talk about all the time they Started masturbation day. That's what happened I'm gonna be all it took this it took this lady to be fired. Yeah, so that's what happened
Starting point is 00:04:43 So it's a good it's a good story. But then I started thinking, you know, masturbation really, so anyway, I've been talking about it since I've been doing my show. You know, it's become gotten more notoriety, notoriety. They now call it International Masturbation Day because why not? Why discriminate against other countries? And I just like talked about it. I was like, oh, but it really is.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Like when I think about all the things that people talk to you out on the show, wanting to prove their sex life, they don't have a sex drive, they don't know what turns them on, the partner's on his adventure, it's all the things. It all comes down to knowing your own body and like, that we're all stuck in these sexual ruts when sex is like the most amazing, enjoyable thing in the world and we make it so hard, and this is a month
Starting point is 00:05:20 to make it later. What? You said you make it so hard. I know it's so hard not to be punny. Yes, sex is exceptionally important to the it later. What? You said you make it so hard. I know it's so hard not to be punny. Yes, sex is exceptionally important to the human species. To the human species, they can not just relate to tips even just yourself. And if you're single, you should be psyched because this is the best time to learn what makes you feel good. Yeah. Spend some time with yourself.
Starting point is 00:05:40 And strange. Sexes is so many love. Self-mastervation. What do you say with strange? Strangely. Strangely. That's like a term for me. I know this term. Strange, sex is so many love self masturbation. What do you say with strange? Yeah, what strange what strange? That's like a term. I know this term. Yeah So it's masturbation months so you can spend a little extra time with yourself and then if you're single you can go out and Spend a little time by some nipple clumps with things that you learned about hey house and nipple thing come in I'm not How's it coming? I didn't even say nipple clamps because of my commitment to having a nipple orgasm by the end of the month. Commitment. But I made a mistake of hooking up with a guy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 What? The other night. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. And who I haven't made up. Where'd you meet this guy? You buy a couch off of him from Craigslaster.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Was it a Tinder date? Who is this guy? Can you come back here? Um, he's a guy that I met at a work thing. Was the listener that came up? He's like, you can't get your autograph before. I've never dated a listener. And I'm asking, I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Max, I'm going to date all of you. You're not. To the best of your knowledge you have. Don't send me a dick pic. What? You don't think you have. You don't think I've stopped the listener? You don't think so.
Starting point is 00:06:44 There's a possibility that somebody... They're like lying. That. Every guy I date is like, I don't listen. I don't think you have. You don't think I've suffered a listener? You don't think so. There's a possibility that somebody... They're like lying. That, yeah. Every guy day is like, I don't listen. I don't listen. I never heard a show. But then it turns out when we break up or something happens, like, oh, I was one time I listened to your show and you said that you were a blow of that.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Like, whatever you did, you always listened. I don't read social media. I held them last night. You're, you know, so funny. So anyway, what was it? I was saying... You're talking about your nipple, conquering. I met this guy at a work, not even like a sex with Emily thing.
Starting point is 00:07:09 It was more like a industry, whatever. It doesn't matter where I met him in LA at a party. So he asked me out, we went out, we've gone out like at the second time. And we're making out and he's getting hot. No, no, no, we didn't do it. We didn't do it. But it was getting hot and having second third day. Well, no, third time I've seen him.
Starting point is 00:07:28 No, no, no, no, no. First one wasn't a date because we met second, whatever. Third, third is date. Presently date, casual and meet up date, I guess. So yeah, we're out of order. It's a date. All right, so it's a date. But it was supposed to be like, okay, fine.
Starting point is 00:07:43 This is so not the point. So we're making out after the third is the point. So we're making it out after the third eight is the point. I get everyone wants details because I don't, but see, I'm gonna start sharing a little bit because it has to do with nipples. So we're out for a drink downtown. But where's the nipple play occurring? That's not downtown, is it?
Starting point is 00:07:58 It's not like in the bathroom. That's in the car. In the car, is it on the street or in a lot? It's at a quiet street on a quiet street down the way No, yeah, yes, don't I know dangerous? Yeah, kind of dangerous, but we can have really into each other so we're making out and We're just making out in the car. Nothing's happening. So here's the thing you guys a few miss this I made it come in from masturbation month because I think it really helps to have like distinctly measurable goals. Now, it's just like, I'm going to masturbate more, I'm going to lose weight, you know?
Starting point is 00:08:30 Like, no. What? I'm going to run 10 miles a week. I'm going to masturbate every once a week for 10 minutes and try to think of it. Okay, so I decided this month I'm going to try to have a nipple orgasm because they're the second most common orgasm they say. And I just think I've never really tried and I I think guys have like paid attention to my nipples, but they've never like you know, I think like everything takes time So this guy we're making out and I said something about we were talking about something and he touched my Nipples like over my shirt All the time we're no we're making out and obviously touch my nipples and I started to, I started, I said, because sometimes I can't stop talking like, I can picture that definitely.
Starting point is 00:09:09 No, I'm fine. I'm sexy. I talked, you know, we're talking off. Let's go. But I started laughing because I thought, oh my God, how funny that you touched me because he was getting into it. And I thought, you know what, I actually made a commitment to have, I said, I'm, to have a nipple orgasm this month.
Starting point is 00:09:22 And I said, wait, no, no, I'm, because I had to go. I like, I had a big date. I'm like, no, no, I'm not saying right now, because then you got into it. And he was like, month. And I said, wait, no, no, I'm, because I had to go, I had a big date. I'm like, no, no, I'm not saying right now, because then he got into it. And he was like, challenge, I'm like, no, no. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, right, but I just brought it up, because it popped in my head. And I said, that's, that feels really good.
Starting point is 00:09:34 And by the way, I'm trying to have a nipple, or, okay, back, but then, but then, I got one form. But then, I got one form. But then, I got one form. Completely, because I already, but then we made out more on the bed left. But then, what happened?
Starting point is 00:09:42 And then you made out more. And then we went home. And then you went home. And then you went home. But it was funny that I brought, but then just now when I was taking my nipple clamps, I was not thinking about the nipple orgasm. So how it's going is I feel like I'm having more sensation.
Starting point is 00:09:53 OK, I've always known that like your nipples, if you squeeze your nipples, it's like has, it has nerves in it that are can amelette. Yes, they're nerve-saving. No, right. But it's also connected to your cl am enough. They're nervous every day. No, right. But it's also connected to your clitoris. Like it's all connected. So there's like sensations that you can feel
Starting point is 00:10:11 in your nipples that are also in. So it's all your body's connected. It's like the clitoris is a foodoo. It's like a train. It's like a direct line. It's a voodoo doll for the clitoris. Yeah, exactly. Creepy.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It can be. For some people, there's sensations. And so what I'm saying is, I'm just like, you know, playing around more. And I'm feeling more sensations, more things. It's exciting so I'm just like you know playing around more and I'm feeling More sensations more things. It's exciting. I'll let you know. I've got two more weeks exactly. It's we're halfway through it's May 15th. Oh, yeah So yeah, so it's how long was the makeup session? I Say five homeless people six homeless people worth
Starting point is 00:10:41 No, they couldn't see us. I would say the makeup out session was this is I would say it was probably about 10 minutes. Your car? No. Okay, because you got a small car. Yeah. You get it back from the shop? No, he's car. I hate driving. I will not. I hate driving. What? Yes, I got back in the shop. Then end up back in the shop next day because I left the lights on. Oh, dude, I'm the worst. I you know what? I just don't want to drive. So if I ever make like a lot of money, the first thing I'm gonna do, I don't care care like if I have to go homeless or live in a tiny your house and I already live in I want to driver Got a priorities. I shouldn't be on the road. Hey, you can be practicing your masturbation to the back seat while you get to your Mena right? It's a great friggin idea. Okay, so
Starting point is 00:11:16 That was really interesting. How's your masturbation month? Oh, you didn't even share so today anyway You're gonna tell me things you're man, which means you masturbation more than ever Okay, so sex in the news a little bit and then we're going to get into the conclusion. I see me do. Miley Cyrus, did you hear about her comments? I heard you about a house. That's all I know about her. Do of course. A million houses. But her comments about gender identification sent, they send an important message. She just made these comments. So you think you know Marley Cyrus, the part that you think you know Marley Cyrus, and then she says this, I don't,
Starting point is 00:11:52 I didn't want to be a boy. She told out magazine of the time she spent confused about gender expectations. I kind of wanted to be nothing. I don't relate to people would say defines a girl or a boy. And I think that's what I had to understand Being a girl isn't what I hate. It's the boy. It's the boy that I get put the box that I get Boy it's the box. It's very close. Oh my god. It's the box. That's a weird glare It's the box that I get put into She's been kind of dressing like a boy. I know right? She says and then she was on Instagram angry nothing can define me I'm going to be nothing can't a real define me. I'm free to be everything
Starting point is 00:12:28 So you know she's not the first celebrity talk about openly about being like non-binary gender But her comments probably have a positive effect on her fans because she's paving the way for greater understanding and conversation Not everyone identifies with gender norms whether you want to be, whether you think you're born in a woman's body and you're really a man, she's not even saying that and she's young and she's trying to figure it out. But every lot of people have, I'm not gonna say confused because that's the wrong word, because it sounds like a negative or a life
Starting point is 00:12:57 of a word, trying to figure themselves out. Throughout their lifetime, poor proves gender. He tried, but like it was not the right time. This is the right time for people to figure out who they are, what they want. Better time now than ever before. Exactly. In the history of humanity. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Americans are cool with all kinds of sex, just not the extra marital kind. There was a study that came out, right, and here are their findings. Oh, I know where you go. This is good. I like this. I think so. They're going to be cool with gay sex and this are their findings. Oh, I know where you go. This is good. I like this. I think so. They're gonna be cool with gay sex and this side and everything. As long as you're not at all.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Cheating. Yeah. But they're all cheating as well, but they're not cool with it. Well, yeah, I mean, the entire nation, I think human beings, as a whole were. I have a chance. We're also, we're just not everybody. You guys don't write me an email. I never chaed it.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I don't mean that. What? Stored nearly hypocrit, and people usually are loudest about the things that they have we have to be successful. Exactly. So that's why every study I refute, every single scientific or whatever study I read, I'm like, there's the 16 reasons
Starting point is 00:13:55 why it's not a conclusive study at all. But between sexting hook-up apps and dating sites for people seeking affairs, yes, really, it's easier to cheat now than ever. But while we seem to be more open about infidelity these days, is that mean we're officially cool with it? So here's a set up, the researchers at the General's Social Survey, a long to tool study survey, 33,000 belts, between 1972 and 2012. They asked them about sexual norms. They were like, do you think it's right or wrong, if a man and woman have sexual relations before marriage? What about early sex blah blah? So what they found was, while people have become significantly more tolerant of premarital sex at a less
Starting point is 00:14:35 and sex same sexual activity since 1972, it seems that people still aren't open-minded about extra-marital sex. They find a sex between a married person and someone other than his spouse or her spouse. So we become less okay with cheating over the years. So the 4% of respondents say it was accessible in 1973, 5 to 9, whatever, whatever, whatever it was. So now it's free to love, right? Yeah. That was a different time and a change.
Starting point is 00:14:59 But in 2012 only 1% say the same, which is crazy. It might be easier to find sex outside, but we're not okay with it, but that doesn't mean that we're not cheating. So that's just saying, do you think that in a way, they're saying that? Because the people, no one's okay with it. No one's gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:15:17 I think it's right to cheat, because I don't think it's right to cheat. And who cares, what's the population thinks? It's what the other person thinks who's being cheated on has to manage. These are different questions, here's the thing. Is it open marriage or is it cheating that there's nothing wrong? The fact that no one's okay with cheating because you're lying to your spouse that you love committed to death through as part two.
Starting point is 00:15:35 These are like apples and oranges because study is nothing to do with that. So of course you're okay with it but people are still cheating but you're not okay with that. I hate this study. Okay but study if I was at a man would turn down first date sex of survey reveals. Let's see, we can poke the holes in this one. Wait, how many percent? 75%.
Starting point is 00:15:53 75% of dudes will say no to first date sex. I got a problem with this one. Only dudes who take surveys. Right. The dudes that are on the other end of the line that say, yes, I do have two minutes of my time to give to you, stranger. Yeah. No, exactly. They're trying to have sex on the first day of someone.
Starting point is 00:16:08 They're trying to fuck some girl right now. They're like, they're not answering. No, they're turning it down. Three out of four of them are turning it down. No, the guys taking the survey are not on Instagram or texting or texting a girl right now, but the guys not taking the study are texting. I see. I'm sorry, I don't have time for your survey.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I'm banging. Exactly. A survey consisting of 2,000 participants found that 75% of men would return down sex on the first date. The poll conducted by a sex toy company, Love Honey, revealed that three-quarters of men would reject first date sex, while a quarter would be uncomfortable with kissing on the first date. On the other hand, yeah. 15% of women said they would sleep with someone on the first date, with 72% being comfortable with the idea of engaging in a first date kiss. 50% of the ladies would like to bang on the first date.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Yep, exactly, 15%. 15% of women to the receipt. So here's a thing, in terms of romance, the men who were surveyed, were found to be more willing to let their perspective partners than they love, that we're more willing to let their perspective partners, then they love that we're more willing to tell their partners that they love them within a month of dating.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Who are these dudes? Twenty-five percent of men said that they dropped the L word within the first month compared to 16 percent of the women. So men also revealed to be more keen to introduce their partners to their parents, majority claiming that they'd arranged the uncomfortable meeting on the eighth date. 27% who are okay. So this is just speaking of the results, they say that men are key to their partners, they love them, but also to outwardly recognize this commitment by changing their face.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Okay, so men are also more likely to change their Facebook status, more than women. I would never have guessed that. Who are these men? They're survey takers. Dude, you know what? I did a survey and it's still on my website. You guys can take it and I got like good. Okay, that's different, I guess, to this.
Starting point is 00:17:54 But you always have to think about surveys. Like, who the hell is gonna take a survey? Like, I'm so glad you all did. It was two minutes. You could win people getting prizes. You're serving is completely different from this. This is- Okay, right. But just in general, you're a procrastinator.
Starting point is 00:18:05 You've got two minutes to take a survey. Who do you think it's helping? It's not like giving you anything at the end. And where do they find these people? I think a lot of people, you sign up for services and you get paid. I don't know about that. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:18:19 But I do know, heck can I ask you a question? I don't even know. What? Have you ever said I love you to a significant other? First? Yeah. Never.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Never. When you did say it back, you felt obligated? I've done it in both ways. Oh. Well, I've done all the bra. I've done it. I've said it. No.
Starting point is 00:18:38 You know what? When I don't feel the same way, I wait until I do. Or I say, oh, it's sweet. It's sweet. It's sweet in her. I think. I say, oh, it's me. It's what you're dinner. Like, so what's you watch tonight? We were set up by mistake. You kind of under my breath, but you're in here.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Like during sex, I'm steak, maybe once, but you're in here. I think. Have you? In a relationship once, and I said it by mistake. I was leaving. I'm like, all right, see, I love you. Oh. Like by mistake and then it just became a thing. Like then she said it back and then we said that
Starting point is 00:19:08 for like the next six months, the relationship but I have her really meant it. How long are you dating? Like a couple years. Okay, no one should be saying. It's bad times. And I didn't mean to say it. But no, don't wait, wait, you said after a couple years
Starting point is 00:19:19 dating. I said it probably six, maybe a year in. Like we never said it. Okay, no, that's normal. No, but dude, I didn't want to say it was mistake. It was like a- Like we never said it. Okay, no, that's not. We're a pre-casual. No, but dude, I didn't want to say it was a mistake. It was a casual. I was casual, got it.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Because this is saying that dudes in this who sit down and take studies that they'd say it in a month. That's too early. That's too early. You would say, I'm so enlust with you, but you're not in love after most. But anyway, you said it by mistake, and then she kept doing it.
Starting point is 00:19:41 That's hilarious. I've had it guys. You know, I've said it. I mean, then I've also, yeah, I think you're gonna be ready, but I've never said it first. I've never, but I've also not done a lot of firsts that typically I think, and I don't think if there's a reason why women shouldn't,
Starting point is 00:19:55 although as you've ever had a woman say to you and you didn't return it. I don't know. I had an, I don't know. I don't know. Really? I think that I would have to. I'm't know. I don't know. Really? I think that I would have to. I'm one of those people that has to say sorry.
Starting point is 00:20:07 But we don't typically say first, but I'm not saying that they shouldn't. Okay. So let's talk on masturbation again. Let's do it. But you know. This is not just like, if you're like, you're all going to get something from here and you're all going to better sex in two weeks because you've two weeks left over the month. But you could still keep having, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Like if you take it into June, totally cool with that. That's my birthday month, which I also like to call a masturbation month. Jiggle month. It's actually sex month. Maybe I'll have sex that last sex in June. Jiglin, Jocelyn, June. I'm ready to have some more sex in June. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:34 First, let's talk about how people masturbate. Just some, you know, some stats what people are doing. 86% of adults admit to masturbating. That I believe. I believe it's high, the numbers higher higher than I like that it's not like 20%. Majority of them are in relationships who master eight more most frequently, 40% of men and 30% of women in relationships, 72% of married men, 68% of married women, masturbate, that's true.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I'm supposed to say high of people that admit it, to be honest. Especially women. I want to be honest with you. percent of married women masturbate? That's true. What do you think about? I'm supposed to say high of people that admit it, to be honest. Especially women. I want to think of 60. I like these people. These are good survey takers.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Yeah, totally. It's from Adam and Eve. Yeah. 68% of married women admit to masturbating. Yes. So the number is probably higher than that. Yes. Or they say they do and they wish they did more, but they don't.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Now, where do they get the guilt? Because we're in Silicon. These are these customers of Adam and Eve, because that might skew it. I don't know. Or they just sectioned the brand. They didn't know. They're probably more to find out about this,
Starting point is 00:21:36 but I would hope they would reach out their demo. Four out of 10 women perform masturbation over sex to the partner. That's sad. 45% of men claim it's easier to orgasm from masturbation than sexual intercourse. This is shocking No, it's not well I just know that women feel that way, but I'd never ever see the stats out No, I agree that all of us have an easier time alone because you can do it quicker
Starting point is 00:21:59 You know what you're in your out it'd be like trying to make yourself throw up as opposed to somebody else Exactly I wrote a lot of you see the. But you always see the women thing. Anyway, I love this. Two out of three women who engage in solo sex do it three times a week. Someone making climax thought even touching themselves, that's my next year's goal. A lucky few can actually think their way to orgasm. Some of them get it while exercising.
Starting point is 00:22:19 I actually do have orgasms while exercising when When I use this machine at the gym, which one they're elliptical? No, no, no, I don't use it anymore. I kind of join a new gym, just for this. Like the thigh master one. That's one, no, the one where you sit down and you can change it so you're going to energize your thighs.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Yeah, yeah. I used to have orgasms all the time in that, like every morning. I see ladies on that thing all the time and now I'm gonna see them in a different light. Exactly, you're not talking about that. How many women do you think are just climaxing galore while they're on the like stare master at? I don't know, but that's right. You know, that's why I'm in good shape because a lot of orgasms. So okay, so here's the interesting thing here. Back up to this that four out of ten women prefer masturbation
Starting point is 00:23:00 over sex with a partner or with a partner not with their partner. So, because I remember this kind of depressed me, but I understand it more that long time ago, in my early 20s, I had a guy who I was dating, I was dating him a long time ago, but he was older than me. Anyway, all of his friends were like in his third, late 30s, 40s, and he was like, you know what Emily, he's like,
Starting point is 00:23:19 all my friends would rather masturbate than have sex with their wives. And I thought that was the most depressing thing I ever heard. But I think that variation's important. I do. And I think that couples who can keep doing what they're doing at the beginning and keep growing on their sex life, then they might not feel that way.
Starting point is 00:23:34 But do you think that your guy friends would feel that way? No. Go ahead, say me neither. I don't think it's universal. Passionate guy friend. Good. Adam Crowell on the back of the day used to always say, you had a very funny line about masturbation and sex and he'd say yeah sex is great
Starting point is 00:23:47 It's just not as good as the real thing That's very funny. I love Adam and I do love Adam Yeah, because and I'm friends with Lynette and I have to tell you Lynette is wife and we're going to Vegas for a man Greya because they're showing their their The only place they're serving it in Vegas right now is at the Hard Rock Hotel. So we're going to pool party. But Lynette listens to show and she loves it and she was like, Oh, Anderson's awesome. All that. When did you go into Vegas? We're going to Vegas. So this weekend. Just for fun. You want to come? Drinking at the Hard Rock? I'm going to pop a drink for my mom. Oh, you are? That sounds fun. We're gonna party. Okay, so anyway. That's our earth masturbation month.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah, what did you say? Yeah, okay, so where do people masturbate? Oh, dude, we gotta get to the stuff here, the meat. But do you want some more stats? Yeah. Okay. This is where people masturbate. One more thing.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Can I take a poll? Yeah. I'm gonna say no. I'm a woman. Ah, you guys, I'm boring myself. Okay. Tips to take you to the next level. That's no one's gonna go out.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Cause this is what it's all about. We're taking to the next level. I'm all ears. I want to know how to get set the mood make a sexy time playlist This is like how you're taking that like I don't care if you're alone. This is a masturbation time It's okay dressing your sexiest laundry or whatever makes you feel hot like candles and the lights Just because you're reaching climate, you know reaching the climax solo style, it does not mean you should ignore outside aspects. That one hands the experience like your guy damn cell phone, like the lights, like I need quiet, I turn my cell phone off, really. Like we are so freaking distracted and the reasons why people don't have sex is because they're distracted and because they are, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:24 have body images, or things are they're anxious. So these are the reasons, but usually it's they're distracted and because they are, you know, have body image issues or thing or they're anxious. So, these are the reasons, but usually it's, they're distracted. So, make it so you're not distracted, turn off your phone. Or put it on like some white noise. So, you're like drown out your sexual sounds. Everything.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Oh, speaking, if you're worried about your neighbors. A lot of people listen, they're living apartments or like houses. Great idea. Why not? My neighbors could definitely hear me. Yeah, everyone can hear me, can hear me yeah I don't know anyone can hear me where I live why is that because I live in a little house and a little back no one can hear me there's no one there's no one there's no one there's no one there's no one there so you can masturbate
Starting point is 00:25:53 louder I can masturbate I can allow it's actually awesome dude I do not want anybody talking because I'm already loud just in life because I'm on the phone yeah Yeah. Okay, also try, variety is not only the spice of life, which we say, have you heard that variety spice of life? Of course, yeah, yeah. Okay. Why is that strange? Not getting strange is the spice of life. Yeah, but it's the variety of your sex life.
Starting point is 00:26:16 So even the kind we have with ourselves. So guys, there's different hand movements you can do. And I know guys are always like, oh yeah, get a flashlight, different hand movements, my hands fine. And I don't know why guys get your hand feels good, but what if you did two hands, lubed up, and here's a tip for guys.
Starting point is 00:26:31 While you're standing, this is called the swivel and screw hand move, okay? Do you want to practice? I want to hear about it. It sounds very, a lot of effort. I'm telling you right now, it's a stand up. I'm standing. You're standing.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Twist your lubed up hand. Whichever your most comfortable you always will be like, I got to move my back. Whichever your most comfortable using so that your thumb is against your belly button. Okay. He's doing this. Well, you, okay, you wrap your, okay.
Starting point is 00:27:02 So wrap your hand around your penis and rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. Oh, so you're like banging your hand, whether your hand banging you. It'll make sure, like, this was gonna happen, it'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating of a vagina.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Do you think it's close? Yeah, but they do it in prison a lot. See? Yeah? They don't have a choice. So yeah, get it. So try that, I bet they do it in prison a lot. See? Yeah, they don't have to say it. Whatever they do. So yeah, get it. So try that guys. See how it feels.
Starting point is 00:27:29 You remember the one where like guys lay in their hands for like five days? I love that we just broke that down because I would have talked too quickly and no one got it. Stayed this one about prison. It makes perfect sense. We just said. Thank you. Prison.
Starting point is 00:27:39 No, not I'm off prison. Yeah. Where guys would lay on their hands and so that it falls asleep. And then they, they masturbate so that it feels like a stranger is like touching them because their hand is asleep. So you know what I mean? Oh my god, now I've heard that. You've never heard that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I've seen coccorings to prisons because that's my next tip. That's not prison, that's not. No, because we'll just use it on each other. It's not going to be good. Oh, you're right. I am not encouraging sex in prison. I just want to have better sex. I'm like, I'll send him some flashlights.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Okay, let's send. So you some to escape somehow and you'll be implicated. I think I'm the... I'm totally not sending flashlights. Look at some out of me. No flashlights in prison. Okay, but vibrations are not just for women. As I've talked about on the show,
Starting point is 00:28:18 is that like truly, truly every guy, and I've given like so many vibrating rings because it's a great gateway for men to feel vibrations on their penis rather than like, here's my vibrate, eh, he might be like my balls are going nowhere, don't touch. But when you wear a vibrating penis ring, if they work so that you wear it on your penis, one size fits all, and it feels good on your penis.
Starting point is 00:28:40 You can also have one stone. It's a good, it's a good one. It is, and it's got a little vibration on the end, and it hits your clitoris, but the She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can...
Starting point is 00:28:50 She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can...
Starting point is 00:28:58 She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... She can... by the, what do I love? I love the, the Mio by J.J. But if you wanna get one that's like a cheapy one, just try it.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Lifestyles makes ones that they sell like the drug stores, okay, you can get the disposable ones. Do that, just try the vibration for a second guys this month and you're like, holy moly, that feels awesome, okay? Bring your balls into play. The next time you're masturbating, you feel as though you're about to ejaculate? Try this if you haven't.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Put your abs, I know I'm a penis, so Anderson, you gotta tell me what you think about this. Ready, get your hands. Put your pretend your body to ejaculate. Hold on, I ain't motivation. Okay, look at me. Okay, I'm there. Okay, now that's a good thing.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down. Or more aggressively, if you like, that's what I think. Some guys say this move intensifies their orgasm. It's worth a try. I've heard that before too. Pulling down. Have you ever tried that?
Starting point is 00:29:50 But like you could intensify your orgasm. Have you tried that? No. Okay. What if I had told you that it would totally intensify your orgasm? Would you try it? Hey, if I was at home right now listening to your show, I might give it a show.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Okay, good. Everyone should do it. Okay, ladies. We'll go back to the playlist real quick. So we're used to playing this. It's kind of hard sometimes. Oh my god, it's so hard. But here's a little something that immediately popped in my head.
Starting point is 00:30:09 And I've done it before, actually, is especially if you've been in a long-term relationship, if you're married, you've been with somebody for a long time, go back to the stuff that you guys were both listening to when you started dating to begin with. Oh, just start. Like, if there was a certain album or a number of hits or something that you guys listen to in a car a lot or What was on the radio the time when you guys first started dating and that as we all know music brings a lot of things to the surface and takes you right back Someone can help you connect to that make you feel like you're like a new relationship again. Do you do that? Bang yeah, I've done that before. Oh every time like a certain band come on. There's a certain band that's like all a band.
Starting point is 00:30:45 And, uh, It's a band. Jesus, I'm not asking you like, if you went down your wife, I love the postal service. And they were like, that was the band that came out when we first started, like, you know, getting to know each other.
Starting point is 00:30:57 And then, I listened to that one of our songs. I went out our wedding. That was our first song. Which one? Uh, such great heights. And actually, I got like, I found somebody else who's saying like an acoustic version of it. So we played it for our first thing. I one? Such great heights. And actually, I got like, I found somebody else who's saying
Starting point is 00:31:05 like an acoustic version of it. So we played it for our first day. I love the acoustic version of it. And then here's a, this is completely off topic a little bit, but we got super lucky. Because the Postal Service not even a real band, right? They call themselves a Postal Service because there's two different artists
Starting point is 00:31:18 and they were mailing demos back and forth each other. I don't know how they did. And then they went on tour like almost 10 years later. And they only made one album. They went on tour 10 years later years later and they only made one album They went on two or 10 years later and they never truly for and they Played a show at the place where we got married like a year later So we went back at the Madonna in and we went on the planet in that's where we got married And they had a show there 10 years later. I think it have another one. No, it was kind of a one-time thing
Starting point is 00:31:39 Dude, I love post-surface. I was pretty sorry. Oh the line If you also know, but it's a very I love that what is one out what's it called like the trans That trans elect the postal trans isn't called like trans this postal. I think you could be right. I think I'm right. Look it up. Okay. Okay guys. This is for Guys ladies. Okay, so ladies I banned in college because I took a woman's eyes class But then like my my my assistants my interns are like ladies are fine. Are you the what do you mean ban you ban the word? I just said women. women, chicks or guys, but ladies is actually okay now
Starting point is 00:32:06 and people don't get mad, women don't get mad at you when you say ladies, you couldn't say girls. Really, what is this? Like the 60s? Dude, I don't freaking know. Okay, so first before I get to the tips for women and couples, I'm gonna tell, oh, this is a perfect tip for women and couples.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Mesa's candles, so here's a deal. I made these Mesa's candles, Emily and Tony. And they are the coolest things because, that's because I made them. They actually serve a purpose on the planet to make your sex life better. That's why I invented them. That's why I live and breathe to make your sex life better.
Starting point is 00:32:38 So I made a product that will blow your mind. Every time I show these to someone, they're like, did you make this up? How do you know this is the best thing ever? Can I get another one? Massage candles. They look like regular candles, right? Anderson, beautiful.
Starting point is 00:32:50 They're fantastic. They smell good, they're romant therapy. They're great. You light them for a few minutes. It's a quality product. Quality product. It's high quality, it is. We got them, okay.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Actually, my wife was just asking, she's like, do you want to get some more candles? Oh, they're my car, totally. Hello. They're not gonna melt in your car when it gets candles? Oh, they're my car, totally. Okay. They're not gonna melt in your car when it gets hot? I don't know, Nellie. No, oh yeah, I like it hot. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:33:10 They've never melted so far. They're wrapped up. Okay, so listen, so anyway, these candles, they melt the most luxurious massage oil, but the oil is not like wax or like get all over your bed. It's luxurious coconut oil, so you know, moisturizing and it feels warm and soft in your body. So your wife liked it, I'm it feels warm and soft in your body.
Starting point is 00:33:25 So your wife liked it, I'm so glad. And your body, you should always give your partner massage because also like I said earlier, stress can kill a relationship when you're not in the mood, when you don't have the ambiance, we don't have the playlist going on, we have our cell phones going off. The second you, the second this oil touches your partner's body, they will be so relaxed and so ready for sex and anything you want. Because you're in front of that. Even before that because it smells so nice.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Right, the massage, I know the whole thing. You can just light it. It's just a bossed them out of the box, they smell really nice. I know, your whole house smells good. It's like one of those candles that like not like the cheap ones that you buy for $5, but like the one of those candles that actually make your car, it's like two for three for massage candles. Three for. So Emily and Tony.com, if you haven't bought any of our products yet, you can use code sex with Emily and Tony.com, if you haven't bought an Avaro product set, you can use code sex with Emily and you get 20% off. So thanks everyone for supporting them.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Oh, you took them a three way or a minus or 12 last year. Oh, so sorry, we have a brand new, so the candles, they come in big sizes. My favorite, I love fuzzer. That's a great scent and vanilla and coconut is the other three. We now make little mini candles. So if you travel, Menazza toa. You make limited candles? What?
Starting point is 00:34:26 Mini. Minis a Toa means three in French. I understand what that means, because I'm a boy. Minas a Toa. Minas a Toa. Minas a Toa. Je parle pas de ça, et où tu? You know where I learned this?
Starting point is 00:34:35 It was three companies when I was like a six-year-old little boy watching it. I'm like, hey, mom, why are they talking about Minas a Toa? There is your chance to learn French. So anyway, they come now. You could buy all three. Try them out, and they're great for travel.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Which lets me honest, lots of times you're traveling with your partner, sexy weekend. And anyway, they come now, you could buy all three, try them out and they're great for travel. Which lets be honest, a lot of times you're traveling with your partner or sexy weekend. And let's just be clear, these are special candles designed and created by Emily for massage. I mean, that's the one of their many purposes. It's, they smell good.
Starting point is 00:34:55 And you use this as a body moisturizer. Don't try this with a regular like candle, you put in your, your jackal lantern. No, do not. You're going to get fucked. Don't do that. No, these are like, these are made specifically for the misogyn.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Okay. Can you imagine someone going like, oh, just try it with his skin. Now, I mean, some people who weren't a pain do use the wax. That's not like they do. But then like you're trying to misogyn and it's drying up and getting sharp.
Starting point is 00:35:14 And it's the best gift ever to give people. Anyway, because my friend told me she gave her friends, I haven't freaked out. Okay, so ladies, we're talking about orgasm for you now. Cause here's the thing. Can I go to the bathroom? There's so many different ways. Okay, so you get that in your masturbation ways, especially women because we know, first
Starting point is 00:35:32 of all, the female orgasm is like the Rubik's cube of life. It is not so easy. Like for men, that's why you're like, whatever, I've got my hand, I'm cool. Maybe I'll try your swivel screw move, but maybe not. But for women, it's like you guys figured it out a while ago and you'd always like, you're going, have you ever masturbated not to completion? Anderson? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Because someone came home? Yeah, usually it's because of the interruptions. Women. Not because I was like, oh, actually, no. Well, I mean, I did a lot of drugs for a while. Okay. Yeah, and then another time for... Foreign, no drugs, no interruptions.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Right, so sometimes for women. Sometimes for women. I'm going to bed. Imagine if you say that in orgasms, sometimes you just can't. You'd be like, That would be brutal. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:12 It's like blue balls, but for women. But typically we find our way and we know and we do it. We do it. So we do it. So you guys, if you can't though, do you go like eat ice cream instead? Sometimes? Totally.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Full pint of benches. Seriously, I'm being serious. Let me call our exes and stuff like that. I can cry. I'm looking at your books. Don't you love me anymore? Why don't you love me? Yeah. I was so cute.
Starting point is 00:36:34 So here's a thing. Let's say you typically stroke yourself in a diagonal pattern. Like you move your fingers across your clitoris, side to side. Someone do that. Sixx. Sixx. Sixx. So try viewing your stroke this time this month. So you know, caress it, you can use an up and down motion.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Use some loop, always add a little bit loop. So what if you ever tried up and down? When was the last time you tried going up and down? Because the clitoris is 8,000 nerve endings and the only reason it's on this friggin' planet is for pleasure. So, do you see what I'm saying? Is that there's all these ways it can feel good and just because you discovered one way, try that.
Starting point is 00:37:12 So, try different circles. Once, put circles around your clitoris with your fingers. Try not touching your clitoris directly. Some people like indirect pressure, indirect touch. The nerve endings will be indirectly stimulated when you don't touch it, when you're like outside of it, which helps build up a lot of tension and excitement. And then you go, so you're like teasing yourself this way.
Starting point is 00:37:37 And then you can orgasm that way. And then it feels like amazing. Dude's could tease themselves too. They don't, cause dudes go way too fast. But they don't, they dudes go way too fast. They don't, they just get it done and then get on the guy. Dude's gonna go slower with everything in life that has to do with sex and that includes masturbation
Starting point is 00:37:51 because I think that that's where they learn to be so fast. And being with a woman, we want you to slow that, slow down. We want you to go five times slower. Five times. Yeah, because they're only gonna do three. So I'm saying five, okay. Hey, and if you're a lady, and you have like a question guy,
Starting point is 00:38:09 you spell his name out while you're masturbating on your clitoris, and it's like a spell. Sometimes that makes him like you back. When you're, wait, he should, what? If you're a lady, like let's say you like a guy named Bill. I spell your name, yeah, you move your finger in circles, but not circles, the alphabet. I spell his name like A and D Anderson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you spell A on in circles, but not circles. Spell his name, like A and D Anderson.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you spell A on your clitoris. And you could try that. Yeah, give it a shot. Try anything, try two fingers. You guys know the one, you might have you ever tried this, place one on each side of your clitoris and rub up and down. You can also try side to side.
Starting point is 00:38:40 You can tap your clitoris with one or two fingers. Do you ever see that important? Tapping, oh yes, I have actually. It actually feels really good. But it's not tapping. It's like they're slapping. Yeah, don't you? Yeah, you might be in a slapping,
Starting point is 00:38:50 but I only say start slow. I got to go through it. For the cameras. Try light touch. Like the lightest touch possible, like barely touching, and then flick over your clitoris with one finger. It's like flicking. Try light, light, light, light.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Keep your under a run. Underwear. Like I told you, I, that's how I had my first orgasm. Yes, you like it to the close. Yes. Not even do. And you're like, you're closed on. Try new positions.
Starting point is 00:39:12 In the car with this guy a couple nights ago. I was like, oh, my nipples, it felt really good. Try them. And then I had to start talking. Yeah, for sure, try the nipples. Yeah, try them. Over your clothes. Like, bring your nips in people.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Like, why? Your nips feel so left out. It's like the triangle. It's like the, it's like the one you need to try. It's like the triangle you've got out of. It's like the one you so left out. It's like the triangle. It is. It's trying to be a factor of a hotness. It is. Like pay attention to the goddamn nipples. They're pissed.
Starting point is 00:39:32 They're neglected. They're little orphans up there. I have vibrating nipple clamps that I might decide to whip up. Have you cracked them open? Dude, I have so much shit I have to crack open. I have a goddamn sivian. I have a goddamn sivian in my house. Sivian, like I...
Starting point is 00:39:44 You can't get your nipples going while sitting on that sivian. Do you know that my guilt, like you have guilt, like I a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got No, it's not that big at all. It's big, but my house is perfect. But it's awesome. So I need to try new toys. Okay, how do we get on the city end? I love it. That's why. Okay, so for many ladies, here's the thing. You might always lay on your back, lay on your stomach
Starting point is 00:40:15 because lying on your stomach increases blood flow. And your body weight, what happens is it provides more pressure. And so when you pry more pressure, it amplifies the intensity of vibrations from any sex toy you might be using. So if you're using a toy, can you still imagine this? You usually do it in your back.
Starting point is 00:40:32 This is actually great, because first of all, a lot of women are only masturbated on their stomach and some only on their back. So I'm just gonna say to both of you flip around, try it the other way. But if you're using a vibrator, lie in your stomach.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You get it? Vibrations, more intense. It's great idea. Work on your kegile exercises. I always talk about the benefits of kegoles, and it's because your pelvic pelvic pelvic floor muscles, it's so important that you continue to keep them strong because it helps like your area of cotton, it's have a childbirth, lots of things, but also it helps you have stronger orgasms, more intense orgasms.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Women who've never had orgasms do their exercises. Five and stay. I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've been saying that I've think faster than I can talk. Yes, I've noticed that. Oh, I have an iPhone app, Kaggle Camp, that you should download because I got interviewed by my app today about my app from Mom Women's Health Magazine today because we were talking about the importance
Starting point is 00:41:32 of pelvic health. There's been so much more studies about it for men too. A lot of men use the app as they should and she want to interview me about why I created the app and it's because frigging doctors tell you all the time to do it and no one ever remembers to do it. So my app reminds you. Awesome. Okay, you can try Kaggle it. So my app reminds you. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Okay, you can try Kaggle Balls. These are my new favorite things too. I've been talking about these again for a while but I've been wearing them more regularly. Kaggle Balls that you wear inside you. You've got the Kaggle Balls inside you right now. Not now. Okay. I wish I did.
Starting point is 00:41:57 I'll wear them next week. Are they like Ben Wild Balls? Yeah, they're like that. See, okay, so 50 shades of gray, Christian gray, like sticks these balls in his mouth and makes him warm, they stick some inside or something like that Takes him as pocket and then she like wears them all day and she tingles around his orgasms Good for you and stays your gray and stays a steal
Starting point is 00:42:17 However There is many women do not have orgasms from wearing these bed wall balls But they can if you maybe if my partner was playing with, I'm not, I've never tried with partner. What? They're caggle balls. No, but they're also, yeah. But these have a string and they've weights and these ones that I love are by J.J.
Starting point is 00:42:31 They're Ami, AMI. And you can buy them at goodvibes.com. GVM-L20 is the code, if you want. And so they're really cool because you can wear them and do your exercises, or you can just walk around for an hour and they're naturally, because you're keeping them in, working your muscles. Do they have any of the squiques?
Starting point is 00:42:48 You'll have stronger orgasms. What? Do they have any of the squeak, or do you... Like the harder you use the squeak. That'd be funny, like a duck noise, like a rubber duckie. I just thought it was like a duck toy. And then you know that your kegels
Starting point is 00:42:58 are getting really strong, because it's like when you start, you can't squeak them. But it's funny, you should say that because I found out about the most amazing. Uh-oh. I'm no idea where you're going. Oh my god Dude, I don't even know how to start. No, I found out about this medical. Oh another thing I have to try Okay, I'm gonna tell your house is next twice No, but I know I always say that you guys but now it's getting to the point where it's like getting to be a problem
Starting point is 00:43:19 Like make sure you open a cake and just using a dildo to stir the batter like everything you use There's boxes, but they're all bigger. so there's these medical devices that your doctor can prescribe to them insurance pays form and they send these pulses through your regenerative naturally help your pelvic floor muscles. And they send vibrations, they have biofeedback, you can feel yourself squeezing and inflating and you use it for 10 minutes a day and you have an orgasm and doctors prescribe it. And women who have never had orgasms by these crazy, these are amazing.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And I'm gonna give you the name soon, because it's brand, like. I thought of the market. No, they are on the market, but I can't think of the name right now. I don't feel like doing. If you guys want to know email me, but they're like, they just set me two.
Starting point is 00:43:58 That sounds awesome. I don't, I kind of wish I wasn't going to Vegas. It's like, oh my God, I'm going to, I'm gonna save my own room. Oh, it's gonna be a wild But I always have my own room and I always travel sex ways. I never make time to masturbate this weekend I have to have to have nothing more than I want to see what they are dude. You're gonna die Okay, so there's other thing ladies. Oh, here's a nipples thing stimulate the same air. Okay So when I was talking about the nipples and whatever how it connects your clitoris
Starting point is 00:44:24 So when I was talking about the nipples and whatever how it connects your clitoris When I'm asking you guys women men explore your other erogenous zones the penis and the vagina Well, it feels good. They're not your only erogenous zones if you didn't know it Your body is like a wonderland your body is a treasure trove of not these odd not obvious parts, okay? So for example, you could just be missing out in hotspots. So here's a deal. Touches to your nipples stimulate the same area of the brain as a clitoris. So that's what I was trying to say earlier.
Starting point is 00:44:54 However, I said it was like the nerves, it's similar, like that your brain. So just do it. Touch your nipples, you can stroke them lightly, you can pinch them, tug. I don't know, I don't know if those good nipples, what feels good in your nipples might not feel good in my nipples, you can stroke them lightly, you can pinch them, tug. I don't know. I don't know if those good nipples, what field is good in your nipples might not feel good in my nipples. That's what's so amazing. Go find out.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Finally, switch up your friggin' breathing, okay. A lot of people hold their breath. It's natural, believe it or not. Yeah, during a sex. Do you think you hold your breath or your breath? I don't know. Before orgasm. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:24 You pay attention. I will. Here. Okay. Pay attention. So the simple act of deep breathing can enhance your entire sexual experience. I don't think I breathe. Yeah. I don't think I do. A lot of people like hold their breath. And when you hold your breath, you're actually restricting like it. Okay. It can help some people orgasm at some point, like right before. But if you're not breathing the whole time, you could be not having orgasms because of that reason. So here's a thing, if you breathe deeply into the pelvic area,
Starting point is 00:45:52 using your stomach muscles to pull air down into your body, like they might tell. Okay, please. Like they might tell you to do if you take yoga classes. I did a lot of yoga when I was in Mexico. Okay, but honestly, just now listening to you, I thought you meant breathe into her pelvic. No, no, this is a lot.
Starting point is 00:46:08 If I thought that, I'm not alone. Okay, before gently exhaling through your nose, I'd be breath deeply into your pelvic area ready. Do this with me. Pelvic, and then gently exhale through your nose. And make sure you know your partner pretty well if you're gonna be doing this. No, this is alone.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Or with a partner eventually. I thought this was a during sex, because if you're having sex with somebody for the first time and you start breathing like that, it's great. I'm just saying people hold their breath during sex. They also do during masturbation. This creates oxygen. Do you do feeling more oxygen and increases blood flow in the pelvic area? Do you feel your pelvic area sort of erupting with blood flow right now? Yes, but I'm sure that it's all like psychosomatic and placebo effect. With the fuckers. Okay, yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:46:49 I'll take psychosomatic. However you get there. The hell is a matter. Okay, so you recognize the topic and then breathe slower. This alone will delay your orgasm and result in a more satisfying climax. Whenever you delay anything in life, it's more satisfying. Agree or disagree? Absolutely agree.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Like if you gave you, if you cut down on what you eat, you only you only like half-pourses you're going to appreciate that food. Exactly. When you missed your partner or when you miss her. Yeah. Or when you delay anything like you give yourself a reward because you did something or how excited like every week if I tell you every day Anderson I wouldn't be so excited when I got here but I don't delay your orgasm and then we'll talk May 30th May May 31st, and you tell me how freeing great your sex is. You better be honest about your nipple concrete. You know what, I made a public commitment to my audience
Starting point is 00:47:34 and I feel like, hmm, I feel like I gotta be honest. Yeah, you have to be. Okay, watch porn. It's okay if you fail. What? It's okay if you fail. I feel like a lot of pressure right now. I know you do.
Starting point is 00:47:44 But I also know that I have the equipment and the stamina and get out of your head, man. The dedication that commitment to do it. Get a little tipsy in Vegas. Go back to your room alone. I'm totally getting drunk. I need to get like drunk and dance by the pool and hook up with a random dude. Just for fun. Not of sex. Make out. And now I'm gonna be a nibble. Why don't I find some random dude in Vegas to give me no more nibble or something? Never have to see a nipple-rism. Why don't I find some random dude in Vegas to give me no-f-nipple-rism? I never have to see again. Good luck with that.
Starting point is 00:48:07 He won't know why I'm- I think this was Vegas' for a lot of people. I know. Should I post something? Nope. Oh, do that. I don't do that. I didn't even think about it.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Okay. Another thing here is a thing, you guys. Watching porn. So according to Wevi, boo, I love Wevi, the make amazing toys, recent masturbation survey. Did you know Anderson that 53% of respondents that they prefer their imagination to porn while self loving. This is women, not men. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. But here's a thing, ladies, your imagination, it's super sexy. God, not going on. Why not give it a break and enjoy some background and you have to do other work? Like a rotica, find what turns you on.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Find a website, find a good vibes after dark. There's a lot of great, like Erica Lust has a great site. Find a rotica, it's not what your boyfriend was searching for, like, you know, 14 year old bear pussy. I don't know, what are you looking for? 14 year old bear pussy. I'm kidding, what are you looking for? Jesus Christ, the NSA is gonna come in here next week
Starting point is 00:49:10 I'm kidding that whatever you I because Madison on the show Madison was talking about our boyfriend was searching for like like Oh, yeah, pink pussy and I pink pussy pink don't team. I'm just saying just because your boyfriend is searching That's what he was looking for and then he tried to get out of it He's like, oh, that's the title of a movie that I always could have was looking for. Clear your browser history. I'm just gonna make T-shirts to say clear your browser history.
Starting point is 00:49:31 We'd all be fetified. I give a bunch of good. Relationships, we'd all be married still. I give a bunch of good tips on that last week, if you recall. And what? On clearing your browser, actually going to a setting where
Starting point is 00:49:41 it's never even gets that cash to begin with. We give you technical help. I did. It's like the geniuses. What? Use Chrome and then go into the incognito mode. Oh, oh, oh, Bing. And Bing is a great search engine for the adult creative.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Chrome is in great on Mac though, I just learned. I use Chrome on Mac. I think it was made for Mac. What do you think? I don't know exactly that's why it's good today. I use it for my Mac all the time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It sounds good.
Starting point is 00:50:04 They messed up. In fact, I'm so disappointed with Apple right now. Okay Here's the Jesus The strong what what's wrong with Apple? No Make it a browser for me. I think that the phone and I hate the auto I hate that I can't write it still makes it say ducking when I want to say something else That is kind of annoying, but you know what I'd rather never want to Ducking that even a word I want to say fucking sometimes ducking is a word and then it goes duck Ducking got changed at three times. I know that what are you right and fuck so much for?
Starting point is 00:50:36 I'm not but every time it happens like it like a little part when you get angry and angry I wish that it would learn our filthy the filthy. There's other issues like updated every five minutes. Do you know that every time there's an update, I feel like my phone's gonna die because that's happening. Everything gets erased. I don't want to do it. Yeah, I think it's their settings. Yeah, I have your assistant.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I'll do this. Yeah. I have a new assistant coming. I get good. And my whole life's gonna be crazy. How pissed you gonna be though if she has a nipple orgasm before you. I hope she does.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Do you know that two of our interns had never had orgasms before their interns? Yes orgasm before. I hope she does. Do you know that two of our interns I'd never had orgasms before they were interns? Yes, I do. I've told you that. You should only acquire virgins and say you will be a- I get my job with that.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Virgins wanted, like my, I already sound bad enough, sex, family, I'm not bad, but like threatening enough to parents and whatnot. Where's your job? There's some are, oh, sex with them. At least you teach me what I got some. We were talking about pink teen pussy last night.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Exactly. Yeah. You should hear the things that I got get some. We were talking about pink teen pussy last night. Exactly. Yeah. You should hear the things not going. So like, you guys just did the deal with that masturbation month, tester limits, like edging and teasing, all that stuff. Edging. Yeah, like edging, like that means like-
Starting point is 00:51:36 I don't see views that term yet. Oh, edging is like when you get yourself to the point of masturbation and then you go back. So kind of that's what edging is. When you get there and you just start back a little. I know it's hard because when you get there, but like we said, anytime you have the anticipation and delay, like you delay something, it feels even better. So just try it.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Try princes of teasing, to apply it to your soul, sex routine, apply it with your partner, and it builds up tension that you have. You can create the greater sensational beat. You can also do this with your sex life. So just enjoy masturbation with guys. And you know what, it's not even about orgasm. Here's the other thing.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Have a good time. You might not have an orgasm right away. Like, I'm not gonna have an orgasm tonight, although. You might. You never know. Don't say that. I don't care yourself off. You know what, I'm actually really inspired. I hope you are too. And yeah, thanks everyone for listening. Anderson, what else? How's the film vault this week? Film vault's good. We did top five classic Westerns. Finally, it was what the listeners wanted most. Did they really use the fanatical listeners? Five-year anniversary. We let them pick what we haven't done.
Starting point is 00:52:35 I kind of where we haven't done yet. And they came up with Westerns. Wow. They were almost to do the old Westerns. Yeah. Reviewed a few good movies that are out now. So it was a good episode. Good episode. You would, you would now, so it was a good episode. Good episode. You would recommend to my people. A good app. Film vault, check it out.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Podcast, I know you like podcasts, because you listen to this. Okay, everyone, here's what I have to say. I'm wrong, one more thing. What? Huh. I just wanna say that I love all my listeners. You do?
Starting point is 00:53:01 Mm-hmm, I do. Look, I really would be nowhere. I honestly, the fact that you guys, listen to the show and the email, I love. I do. Like I really would be nowhere. I honestly, the fact that you guys like listen to the show and the email, I love hearing from you. I just put the cord just a thing where I do it again. That's never having a whole show. I don't hear anything. Okay. So here's the thing people. I just want to thank you for for writing and for listening and for supporting the show for 10 years because I've been very nostalgic lately and I realize that if people didn't listen and weren't learning and changing their lives
Starting point is 00:53:26 and also having better sex and telling people than I would not be here. So I love doing it and I love helping you. And I, yeah, it's a service. So thanks everyone. Also, like me on Facebook if you really like me that for good much. Also, review us on iTunes if you like the show
Starting point is 00:53:41 and finally, please, please follow me on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram. It's all at sex with Emily. That's what I gotta say. I just love you. Thanks for listening. Was it good for you? E-Mommy, feedback at sexwithemily.com. Okay, everyone. Oh, oh, oh, have I mentioned? It's masturbation month. What? What? Since when? This month is a big deal.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Two weeks ago. Yo, yo, yeah. Really? Yeah. I'll be sarcastic, because we talked about it for a third an hour just now. I know, but did I tell you about the flashlight? I'd mentioned it. We did talk about saying that to prison and how that's a bad idea.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Not one second of my life. Not one day of my life, because by when I don't talk about the flashlight, like when I was in Mexico, I uncomfortably made it because people like look at the fleshlight website but it wouldn't come up strangers well there people we met at lunch they to phone am I trying to google it that it's bad here and then it came up and I'm like well because they were trying to understand the fleshlight I really hope that they have the plan for you to their phone down in Mexico because if they get like charge three thousand dollars for shit look at the hotel hotel it's fine
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